Dogs Making Friends Cafe

A Moonlit Lane
by John Atkinson Grimshaw, 1874

James Lucas
@JamesLucasIT
That moonlight isn't real.
Every drop of it is oil paint...
It's called A Moonlit Lane, and it was painted by John Atkinson Grimshaw in 1874. A full moon hangs behind bare, tangled branches, the road below still wet from the rain, and every puddle and wall and dark hedge holds a little of that cold silver light. You can almost feel the chill in the air and hear the silence of the street...
The man who painted it was born in a cramped terraced house in Leeds, worked as a clerk for the railway, and taught himself almost everything he knew. At twenty-four, to his parents' horror, he quit his job to paint.
He even borrowed from photography, projecting scenes onto his canvas with lenses, and some of his contemporaries sneered that the results showed no marks of handling or brushwork, as if that were a flaw rather than an artistic miracle...
But the painter who mattered most saw it differently: James McNeill Whistler, the man famous for his own night paintings, came to visit him and admitted: "I considered myself the inventor of nocturnes until I saw Grimmy's moonlit pictures."

Dog action photography.

Sex sells.

Zoo animals discover snow.

You don't meet a lot of people who would rescue an orphaned wild rat.

Animal control took her puppies away when she was out foraging for food. But people notice the mama dog seemed distressed, and reunited her with the puppies at a foster home.

Old time TV shows collide with each other as Mannix holds Jack Tripper at gunpoint on the Brady Bunch living room set.

A young camel was ostracized by other animals because he's just too weird-looking. Can he make a friend?

Tolkein's pitch for Fellowship of the Ring.

Best in Show.

Lion and dachshunds are best friends.

Neighbor's dog decides he'd rather live with the family next door.

Instead of chasing off a burglar, this dog brought him his toy and asked for pets. He's no criminal, though -- he also brought his toy to the cops as they broke into the house to arrest the thief.

Dog refuses to leave his unwell owner's side..we don't deserve them..🐕🥺❤️ https://t.co/imrfIDK4Ef
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) October 2, 2026

When your dog thinks every creature is just a new best friend waiting to happen..🦌🐕😊 https://t.co/PQ3UXDl5rW
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) October 1, 2026

The eighties produced the greatest fashions in history, with a timelessness that makes them relevant even today:

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:25 PM

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1 st!

Posted by: Crusader at October 13, 2026 07:24 PM (TN0g+)

2 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at October 13, 2026 07:25 PM (Ia/+0)

3 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at October 13, 2026 07:27 PM (hG5L0)

4 Wonder if dog wanted to bring his bear frendz home

Posted by: Skip at October 13, 2026 07:28 PM (Ia/+0)

5 Wakes up.
Scratches.
Looks around.
Dang. Great art! WHOA!!! It's not morning! And I've already had my coffee.
Goes looking for bourbon.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 13, 2026 07:28 PM (2WIwB)

6 It was nice the hospital people let the dog go with the woman

Posted by: Skip at October 13, 2026 07:29 PM (Ia/+0)

7 That's Ilhan, trying to sneak away on a bicycle.
The infrared cameras are tracking her though.

Posted by: torabora at October 13, 2026 07:31 PM (Wt1Rs)

8 Willow'd:

94 Something very weird I'm seeing:

On X, several accounts are going through the early vote data in OH, PA, etc.

And in many of them, they are saying EV is down for both parties, but more down for Dems.
Especially in the 18-35 group, the most heavy Dem group.

yet, almost daily I see news articles saying exactly the opposite.

Someone is lying.
A lot
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 13, 2026 06:49 PM (3cUTc)

I don't know if someone already mentioned this, but what squared the circle for me was the detail that Democrats were only ahead of Republicans on Day 1, with a big drop-off. So they efficiently mobilized to produce numbers for the Democrat Activists With Bylines to dutifully tout, but it was a mirage caused by front-loading their early voters, not producing new ones.

Posted by: SciVo at October 13, 2026 07:31 PM (ke3zm)

9 Guy punches a camel. It doesn't end well for him.

https://x.com/KweenInYellow/status/2109983790026150004

Posted by: Mark1971 at October 13, 2026 07:31 PM (/OKHJ)

10 A lotta bloggin' material incoming:

@LeadingReport 44m
Former CNN host Don Lemon says there is a “65, 70%” chance he will run for president.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 13, 2026 07:32 PM (nEUC6)

11 An amazing painting. Thanks for introducing this artist, Ace; now I'm eager to check out his other works.

Posted by: Paco at October 13, 2026 07:33 PM (2L+MU)

12 Lord of the Rings is a rare case when the author subverts his own story (here, Hobbit).
See also: Stephen Donaldson, The Wounded Land (also, no rape!*)

*... until the reverse molestation in the sequel**
**i'll shut up now

Posted by: 88C+u at October 13, 2026 07:33 PM (88C+u)

13 Gorgeous painting. Definitely would hang.

Posted by: LASue at October 13, 2026 07:34 PM (lCppi)

14 If you think those pants are embarrassing, you should see the art that inspired them.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 13, 2026 07:34 PM (o3oju)

15
Wow! The painting is beautiful.

I admire people who are so talented.

Posted by: four seasons at October 13, 2026 07:35 PM (/QHx4)

16 I could swear the painting above has been featured on CBD's morning art thread.

Posted by: Tuna at October 13, 2026 07:35 PM (lJ0H4)

17 No dog, therefore not art.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 13, 2026 07:35 PM (zcI95)

18
Guy punches a camel. It doesn't end well for him.

__________

Camels are asshoe.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 13, 2026 07:36 PM (eRlcH)

19 One has to wonder what the deer thinks of being pinned and cleaned by the dog.

And you'll take my leg-warmers when you pry them off my cold ankles.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 13, 2026 07:37 PM (vJrRc)

20 Yeah...I had a bear play with my garbage can, again, last night. As an aside:
'NC has found a temporary placement for Dolly the bear. So where is she?'

Worth a quick read:
https://shorturl.at/Ef7Lr

Excerpt:"After a string of nine break-ins, including one incident that injured a woman, the N.C. WRC made the decision to put Dolly down. "

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 13, 2026 07:37 PM (XeU6L)

21 That photographer sure knows a lot of dogs.

Are we sure that is "dog action photography", and not "photographer action photography"?

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 13, 2026 07:38 PM (o3oju)

22 I was a little surprised to learn there were more episodes of Mannix than The Brady Bunch.

That's probably because The Brady Bunch was in eternal syndication on prominent channels, while you had to explore Deep Cable to find Mannix.

Now I'd guess that both are available on streaming.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 13, 2026 07:39 PM (qlLNh)

23 My moonlight painting though the light pollution may have diminished the moon a bit. See nic.

Posted by: polynikes at October 13, 2026 07:40 PM (KC5Lt)

24 I'm not one to announce my whereabouts to the entire world via the intertoobs, but I am happy to proclaim I have achieved presence in the Lone Star state.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at October 13, 2026 07:42 PM (Rmdar)

25
Notice in the dog action video, the dogs chasing after something never take their eye off it. See the ball, get the ball. The players on a certain New York baseball team would do well to follow this axiom.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 13, 2026 07:42 PM (eRlcH)

26 Mamdani protects us from the scourge of horses.

Mamdani strikes deal to ban iconic horse-drawn carriages from Central Park

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The deal apparently is that there will be no horses in Central Park.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 13, 2026 07:45 PM (ndZc7)

27

Muzzies don't like animals except for sex.

Posted by: four seasons at October 13, 2026 07:47 PM (/QHx4)

28 > (also, no rape!*)

There wasn't much sex of any kind in Tolkien, other than the Túrin and Niënor incest incident in The Silmarillion -- and that wasn't explicit by any means.

For those who haven't read it, Túrin and Niënor, brother and sister, unwittingly banged each other, leading to the Bad Things that incest always leads to in mythology, even if it was accidental -- this wasn't done intentionally so that Túrin could get a Green Card.

See also: Oedipus, BroFo Omar.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 13, 2026 07:47 PM (qlLNh)

29
The deal apparently is that there will be no horses in Central Park.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 13, 2026 07:45 PM (ndZc7)

___________

Hippophobe

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 13, 2026 07:47 PM (eRlcH)

30 The deal apparently is that there will be no horses in Central Park.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 13, 2026 07:45 PM (ndZc7)

The mounted police are going to look silly. Maybe they can get some coconut shells.

Posted by: polynikes at October 13, 2026 07:48 PM (KC5Lt)

31 Willowed:
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[Talerico] needs to win to teach those Republican voters a lesson they'll never forget.

Posted by: John Cornyn (Rino-TX) at October 13, 2026 07:19 PM (0sNs1)
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To bite down on the leather strap?

Posted by: Axeman at October 13, 2026 07:48 PM (Fi81e)

32 The deal apparently is that there will be no horses in Central Park.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 13, 2026 07:45 PM (ndZc7)

Camels and goats, however, will be totes OK.

Evening, Ace, and Cafe layabouts! Beer time at Peon Manor.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 13, 2026 07:48 PM (quk5M)

33 Muzzies don't like animals except for sex.

Posted by: four seasons at October 13, 2026 07:47 PM (/QHx4)
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This too is the story of females.

Posted by: Axeman at October 13, 2026 07:48 PM (Fi81e)

34 Evenin’, All. Happy Hump Day Eve.

Posted by: Bulg at October 13, 2026 07:48 PM (77rzZ)

35 James McNeill Whistler, the man famous for his own night paintings, came to visit him and admitted: "I considered myself the inventor of nocturnes until I saw Grimmy's moonlit pictures."
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mh, to the white courtesy phone, please!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 13, 2026 07:48 PM (RIvkX)

36 The deal apparently is that there will be no horses in Central Park.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie?

And what will become of the poor horses?

Posted by: Tuna at October 13, 2026 07:49 PM (lJ0H4)

37 Boobs! That painting has them. Look closely.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 13, 2026 07:50 PM (5pIiN)

38 Former CNN host Don Lemon says there is a “65, 70%” chance he will run for president.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 13, 2026 07:32 PM (nEUC6)

That would be pretty queer, indeed.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 13, 2026 07:50 PM (quk5M)

39 Evenin’, All. Happy Hump Day Eve.
Posted by: Bulg at October 13, 2026 07:48 PM (77rzZ)
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Thank God it's Friday Eve-eve-eve!!

Posted by: Axeman at October 13, 2026 07:50 PM (Fi81e)

40 That painting is some astonishing verisimilitude.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 13, 2026 07:51 PM (vJrRc)

41 Are there no prisons? Are there no work horses?

Posted by: Bulg at October 13, 2026 07:51 PM (77rzZ)

42 Ok my moonlight snark didn't work but I do have a painting of a camel believe it or not .

Posted by: polynikes at October 13, 2026 07:51 PM (KC5Lt)

43 I did indeed commit crimes of fashion in the 80s
-balloon pants
-mirror sunglasses
-knit ties
-white collars

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 13, 2026 07:52 PM (RIvkX)

44 Guy punches a camel. It doesn't end well for him.

Stupid Russian. It's donkey punch, not camel punch.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 13, 2026 07:52 PM (qlLNh)

45
It amazes me the way animals play. They're having fun.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 13, 2026 07:52 PM (mmrXZ)

46
Soon horsemeat will be available in Madman's free grocery stores.

Posted by: four seasons at October 13, 2026 07:52 PM (/QHx4)

47 No dog, therefore not art.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

But the Cafe as a whole is art, because dogs.

Posted by: mikeski at October 13, 2026 07:52 PM (VHUov)

48 Guy punches a camel. It doesn't end well for him.

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Mongo just pawn in game of life.

Posted by: Mongo at October 13, 2026 07:53 PM (Fi81e)

49 I still like mirror sunglasses, and wouldn't mind seeing knit ties make a comeback.

Balloon pants (I think the same as what we called "parachute pants"?). No. Fucking. Way.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 13, 2026 07:53 PM (qlLNh)

50
Former CNN host Don Lemon says there is a “65, 70%” chance he will run for president.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 13, 2026 07:32 PM (nEUC6)

__________

Of what? The garden club?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 13, 2026 07:53 PM (eRlcH)

51 Hello Horde. I need to finish packing for the MoMe, but the cat is sleeping on the suitcase.

Posted by: screaming in digital at October 13, 2026 07:54 PM (FpydE)

52 Horse don’t run people over, bicyclists do. But there won’t be any horse poop

Posted by: Accomack at October 13, 2026 07:55 PM (RBD82)

53 Horse meat is why horses will be banned in NY, so no one can slaughter one and sell in on the black market
You can only buy your horse meat from the city market.

Posted by: Skip at October 13, 2026 07:55 PM (Ia/+0)

54 Hey, SiD.

Just throw the cat off. That cat is not the boss of you.

Posted by: Bulg at October 13, 2026 07:55 PM (77rzZ)

55 Kamala Harris “Laying Groundwork” for Another Presidential Campaign in 2028

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A Kamala /Lemon ticket would be unstoppable!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 13, 2026 07:55 PM (ndZc7)

56 I had a pair of aviator Ray Bans that I spent a week's pay in college that I lost at a New Years Eve party. Never bought another expensive pair of sunglasses after that.

Posted by: polynikes at October 13, 2026 07:56 PM (KC5Lt)

57
Horse don’t run people over, bicyclists do.

__________

Urban cyclist = asshole

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 13, 2026 07:57 PM (eRlcH)

58 That pittie looks very sweet but I can't imagine the nurses are happy to have her on the floor.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 13, 2026 07:57 PM (RIvkX)

59 Great Bob's Burgers episode where he unknowingly bought and served horse meat burgers.

Posted by: polynikes at October 13, 2026 07:58 PM (KC5Lt)

60 It wasn't the '80s but I had a Nehru jacket.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 13, 2026 07:58 PM (ndZc7)

61 > the cat is sleeping on the suitcase.
Posted by: screaming in digital at October 13, 2026 07:54 PM (FpydE)

They know, don't they? A suitcase means "Oh, no! My servant is going away!", but it's not as disturbing as the porta-kennels, which mean "Oh, no! I'm going to the vet!"

I learned ago to get the kennel out several days ahead of time, because the critters would hide out as soon as it made its appearance.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 13, 2026 07:58 PM (qlLNh)

62 Hello Horde. I need to finish packing for the MoMe, but the cat is sleeping on the suitcase.
Posted by: screaming in digital at October 13, 2026 07:54 PM (FpydE)

Heh! I just cleaned out a little wheelie bag I plan to use for carry-on, since it meets the size spec. It was full of fractured plastic from some divider beneath the zippered lining. I shook out what I could, and blew it clean with compressed air. The wheelie function still works.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 13, 2026 07:59 PM (quk5M)

63 The eighties produced the greatest fashions in history, with a timelessness that makes them relevant even today:
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She's a maniac--maniac
On the floor

Posted by: Axeman at October 13, 2026 07:59 PM (Fi81e)

64 You can only buy your horse meat from the city market.
Posted by: Skip

It's where you get Filly cheese steaks.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 13, 2026 07:59 PM (zcI95)

65 A Kamala /Lemon ticket would be unstoppable!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 13, 2026 07:55 PM (ndZc7)

Or a Boy George song!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 13, 2026 08:00 PM (quk5M)

66 > It's where you get Filly cheese steaks.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 13, 2026 07:59 PM (zcI95)

Tacky.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 13, 2026 08:00 PM (qlLNh)

67
Lol Aspirin

Posted by: four seasons at October 13, 2026 08:00 PM (/QHx4)

68 Rudolph the red nosed camel.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 13, 2026 08:02 PM (Cqx++)

69 Maybe we can be treated to a Harris/Lemon photo op where they are both licking the side of the Washington Monument.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 13, 2026 08:03 PM (88C+u)

70 Have a good night everyone

Posted by: Skip at October 13, 2026 08:04 PM (Ia/+0)

71 Watching through that 80 fashion video.

The narrator obviously didn't ever ask any women how they felt about bodysuits. The snap-crotch is way more convenient for everyday wear than a leotard. A snap-crotch means you don't[/] have to undress completely just to use the bathroom

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 13, 2026 08:04 PM (vJrRc)

72 Didn't Boy George come out as a Trump supporter? I know Johnny Rotten did.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 13, 2026 08:05 PM (qlLNh)

73 Billy Corgan from Smashing Pumpkins is MAGA.
youtu.be/8-r-V0uK4u0

Posted by: 88C+u at October 13, 2026 08:06 PM (88C+u)

74 A snap-crotch means you don't[/] have to undress completely just to use the bathroom
Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 13, 2026 08:04 PM (vJrRc)

And essential for ladies sporting a snap-on tool.

Posted by: Dylan Mulvaney at October 13, 2026 08:07 PM (quk5M)

75 Napoleon Dynamite wore the moon boots during his talent show dance.

Posted by: polynikes at October 13, 2026 08:09 PM (KC5Lt)

76 Only you can prevent forest fires!

Posted by: Smokey The Bear at October 13, 2026 08:10 PM (0sNs1)

77 My fashion nightmare in the '80s was Full Dress Choker Whites with sword. Not my best look.

I did like Service Dress Blues, gunslingers (black shirt and pants) and wash khaki for underway making way fun.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 13, 2026 08:12 PM (u82oZ)

78 I like a dark, moon lit street.

Easy to spot the Hookers.

Posted by: Hunter Biden, Sex Pest at October 13, 2026 08:14 PM (ZNV2q)

79 That's a nice painting, would hang. But let's face it, Grimshaw is no Thomas Kinkade - Painter of Light.

Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at October 13, 2026 08:15 PM (V362x)

80 Looking at the list of headlines, it looks like today was an active new day. I'll be the comments were fantabulous!

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 13, 2026 08:17 PM (wVcYX)

81 Billy Corgan from Smashing Pumpkins is MAGA.

youtu.be/8-r-V0uK4u0
Posted by: 88C+u at October 13, 2026 08:06 PM (88C+u)
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I know he recently came forward confessing Christ.

Posted by: Axeman at October 13, 2026 08:18 PM (Fi81e)

82 Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani
@NYCMayor
This morning, the federal government turned the full force of the Department of Homeland Security against a sitting member of Congress for the offense of disagreeing with the White House.
The path to citizenship should not be weaponized against anyone, including Rep. Ilhan Omar, a naturalized American who swore an oath to this country — the same one that I took.
The promise of citizenship should not be contingent on someone agreeing with the federal government.

-
I think we can all agree that you and Ilhan are two peas in a pod.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 13, 2026 08:18 PM (ndZc7)

83 My fashion nightmare in the '80s was Full Dress Choker Whites with sword. Not my best look.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 13, 2026 08:12 PM

Best pogey attractant, however.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 13, 2026 08:18 PM (0sNs1)

84 SSI Chief says we're getting a raise.
Then he says we're getting a 25% haircut in 5 years because they will be broke.
You can't make this shit up.
Team Red s as stupid as Team Blue.

Posted by: torabora at October 13, 2026 08:19 PM (Wt1Rs)

85 Corgan is interesting, he actually belonged to a signed metal band before going grunge.

You might still be able to spot a Hexen album out there.

Posted by: Axeman at October 13, 2026 08:20 PM (Fi81e)

86 The narrator obviously didn't ever ask any women how they felt about bodysuits. The snap-crotch is way more convenient for everyday wear than a leotard. A snap-crotch means you don't[/] have to undress completely just to use the bathroom
Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 13, 2026 08:04 PM (vJrRc)

I remember Mom mentioning to a friend of hers that she had tried one of those, and thought she was going to have an accident the first time she wore it out going with friends because she couldn't figure out how to unsnap it when she needed to unsnap it quickly

Posted by: Kindltot at October 13, 2026 08:20 PM (rbvCR)

87 Willowed:
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[Talerico] needs to win to teach those Republican voters a lesson they'll never forget.

Posted by: John Cornyn (Rino-TX) at October 13, 2026 07:19 PM (0sNs1)
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To bite down on the leather strap?
Posted by: Axeman at October 13, 2026 07:48 PM (Fi81e)

And consecrate the bonds of obedience. - Cornyn, probably.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 13, 2026 08:21 PM (wVcYX)

88 >>>You don't meet a lot of people who would rescue an orphaned wild rat.

I feel lucky that this is true.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 13, 2026 08:21 PM (syz1S)

89 Former CNN host Don Lemon says there is a “65, 70%” chance he will run for president.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 13, 2026 07:32 PM (nEUC6)

__________

Of what? The garden club?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 13, 2026 07:53 PM (eRlcH)

President of the GLADD Garden Club/Theatre Group.

Posted by: LASue at October 13, 2026 08:23 PM (lCppi)

90 What flavor does Cornyn prefer on his pillowcases?

Posted by: 88C+u at October 13, 2026 08:23 PM (88C+u)

91 SSI Chief says we're getting a raise.
Then he says we're getting a 25% haircut in 5 years because they will be broke.
You can't make this shit up.
Team Red s as stupid as Team Blue.
Posted by: torabora

Headline from today.

Social Security Commissioner Says Program Will Last “Another 90 Years”

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90 years will about do me.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 13, 2026 08:23 PM (ndZc7)

92 #77;We called the black shirt, pants, and tie our Gestapo uniform.

Posted by: torabora at October 13, 2026 08:23 PM (Wt1Rs)

93 Posted by: torabora at October 13, 2026 08:19 PM (Wt1R

The yearly COLA is law and the insolvency estimate is unfortunately reality.

Posted by: polynikes at October 13, 2026 08:23 PM (KC5Lt)

94
Kamala and Lemon.

One front hole and two backholes.

Posted by: four seasons at October 13, 2026 08:25 PM (/QHx4)

95 Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani
@NYCMayor
This morning, the federal government turned the full force of the Department of Homeland Security against a sitting member of Congress for the offense of disagreeing with the White House.
The path to citizenship should not be weaponized against anyone, including Rep. Ilhan Omar, a naturalized American who swore an oath to this country — the same one that I took.
The promise of citizenship should not be contingent on someone agreeing with the federal government.

Nope. The offense is that of being a deranged criminal muslim c*nt, just like you, Madmani.

Posted by: Dylan Mulvaney at October 13, 2026 08:25 PM (quk5M)

96 torabora

No armband.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 13, 2026 08:25 PM (u82oZ)

97 because she couldn't figure out how to unsnap it when she needed to unsnap it quickly
Posted by: Kindltot

Eh, I think that gets filed under "skill issue".

^_^

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 13, 2026 08:27 PM (vJrRc)

98 Jen Psaki
@jrpsaki
Well that briefing was basically an SNL skit…except it wasnt…

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You can trust her. She's a professional.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 13, 2026 08:28 PM (ndZc7)

99 Jen Psaki
@jrpsaki
Well that briefing was basically an SNL skit…except it wasnt…

And like SNL, you're not funny or witty.

Posted by: polynikes at October 13, 2026 08:30 PM (KC5Lt)

100 Off, counterfeit teengurl sock.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 13, 2026 08:35 PM (quk5M)

101 We done had that Grimshaw on the Art Thread, right?

Posted by: I Could Be Wrong at October 13, 2026 08:36 PM (EdP2u)

102 Didn't Boy George come out as a Trump supporter?

Dunno about that but I think he did come out (so to speak) as pro-Israel. Which is pretty bold for someone in that industry these days.

Posted by: Oddbob at October 13, 2026 08:37 PM (vTZFs)

103 Maybe it was a daylight Grimshaw we had.

Posted by: I Could Be Wrong.... at October 13, 2026 08:38 PM (EdP2u)

104 Storms off to the east as a cold front pushes through TX. That front will make for a comfy MoMe though.

Posted by: Cow Demon at October 13, 2026 08:38 PM (1UOiF)

105 Jen Psaki
@jrpsaki
Well that briefing was basically an SNL skit…except it wasnt…

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You can trust her. She's a professional.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 13, 2026 08:28 PM (ndZc7)

Let's circle back on that, shall we Jen?

Posted by: LASue at October 13, 2026 08:40 PM (lCppi)

106 Ilhan Omar, a naturalized American who swore an oath to this country — the same one that I took.
The promise of citizenship should not be contingent on someone agreeing with the federal government.

Nope. The offense is that of being a deranged criminal muslim c*nt, just like you, Madmani.
Posted by: Dylan Mulvaney at October 13, 2026 08:25 PM (quk5M)

She swore an oath to the country, eh? Like you did?

So? Both of you fucking hate the country. Both of you can leave.

Posted by: Cow Demon at October 13, 2026 08:40 PM (1UOiF)

107 Maybe it was a daylight Grimshaw we had.
Posted by: I Could Be Wrong.... at October 13, 2026 08:38 PM (EdP2u)

There is a town by that name in Northern Alberta, sort of between Grande Prairie and Peace River. IIRC, it has a tech college that teaches motorcycle mechanics.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 13, 2026 08:41 PM (quk5M)

108 Social Security Commissioner Says Program Will Last “Another 90 Years”

The kiss of death.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 13, 2026 08:43 PM (zcI95)

109 In the early days of bodysuits, the maximum holding capacity of the snaps sometimes wasn't quite up to the task, leading to a surprise show when the snaps let loose. This was especially likely if the suit was overstuffed, so to speak.

I've often thought that any kind of stretch garment should come with a maximum PSI rating, like tires.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 13, 2026 08:46 PM (qlLNh)

110 When does SNAP run out of money?

Posted by: I gotta ask at October 13, 2026 08:46 PM (Rmdar)

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