Man Sexually Assaults Women in a Planet Fitness Bathroom Even Though I Was Assured This Never Happens

What they really mean is what some of them admit about little girls being forced to look at adult male perverts' dicks in changing rooms: Little girls will just have to get over their discomfort at viewing a penis.

And as far as women being brutalized or raped by men in women's bathrooms: You're just gonna have to suck it up, Karen.

A man was arrested Thursday morning after police in Cambridge, Massachusetts, said he went into the women's locker room at a Planet Fitness in Porter Square and sexually assaulted people inside.
Police responded to an emergency call at the Massachusetts Avenue gym, just after 9 a.m. Thursday. According to Cambridge police, the suspect, later identified as Laquan Holland, was arrested at the scene. One victim was taken to a hospital for evaluation.

He does not "appear trans," and by "appear trans," of course I mean "looking obviously like a man attempting a grim parody of womanhood."

He just seems like the typical street hood rapist.

But of course, "trans" people aren't required to do anything to prove their Special Privileged Status, so maybe he is "trans," as he defines it.

At any rate, he had every right to be in those bathrooms, decided Planet Fitness.

The incident left frequent gym-goers shaken. "I've always felt safe. Now that I've heard that this had happened, I'll definitely have to look behind my back," said Dr. Yena Do, who works out frequently at the gym. "Which is not a great feeling. I'm going there to work out, undressing out of my scrubs and get into my workout clothes. I'm definitely going to think about that."
The Planet Fitness is located on the bottom floor of Lesley University's University Hall, a multi-use building that includes several private businesses accessible by the public.
Lesley University student Sophia Holloway said everyone should be able to feel safe in all public spaces.
"It's horrible. I feel like it's a big tragedy. Everyone should be able to feel safe and secure wherever they are. Women out here face such hardships, and I think that the world needs to know that it's not OK," Holloway said.
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Planet Fitness said the franchise group canceled Holland's membership following the incident.

Oh, you cancel rapist's memberships after attempted rapes? Awesome. That fixes everything, Planet Fitness.

And of course we know that "trans women" never attack and kill actual women.

Except for all the times they do.

A troubled one-time Marine recruit who was transitioning to live as a trans woman has admitted to stabbing a hiker to death -- having told cops she was "what I would want to look like."
Zion Teasley, 25, pleaded guilty to murdering beauty technician Lauren Heike, 29, in a deal that took the death penalty off the table.

Of course. The woke left won't allow women to be executed, so of course they won't allow "trans women" to be executed, either. Trans women are women, bigots.

The felon, who had left the Marines just months after going through bootcamp, will instead spend the rest of his life in prison for killing the hiker, who was found dead by neighbors at the foot of a barbed wire fence with 15 stab wounds off a Phoenix trail in 2023.
Before the murder, Teasley wrote in his diary that he was "battling with my gender identity and sexuality," which he believed was conflicting with his Christian faith, according to a 400-page police report on the killing obtained by ABC 15 last year.
"I want to live a life of serving god, but how can I with these and other sins in the way," wrote the killer, whose attorney called "she" in court.
"[I know] I am forgiven for my sins, but it's still a lot of pressure and it's hard to maintain a good Christian mindset 24/7."
He said he was depressed by seeing "beautiful" women because he was stuck being "a man."

Let's keep encouraging and amplifying the delusions of the mentally ill and keep telling them that they can be Real Women, accepted as such and courted by heterosexual men, if they just remain militant enough about their "rights" and go through enough expensive, body-destroying, sanity-shredding surgeries.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:30 PM

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1 I found my free weights years ago at a thrift store. I don't know why the hell people bother with gyms anymore.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 06, 2026 06:33 PM (nDXEV)

2 Would have been nice if the woman he assaulted had a box cutter and used it to make him a true transgender.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 06, 2026 06:34 PM (I43vL)

3 This type of thing has been going on for years--I can't believe Planet Fitness hasn't received enough push back to finally say "Enough".

Posted by: Crusader at October 06, 2026 06:36 PM (TN0g+)

4 "one-time Marine recruit"

That's not a Marine then, I take it. "I peeked in the window at the recruiting office once."

Posted by: gp at October 06, 2026 06:37 PM (Jr5Lq)

5 having told cops she was "what I would want to look like."

Hey, I saw that movie!

Posted by: goodbye, horses at October 06, 2026 06:38 PM (sDWtc)

6 Things not said: "left the Marines shortly after boot-camp"... so washed out of boot camp or up on some charge we don't mention? Because I don't think you get to just wander out of an enlistment.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 06, 2026 06:38 PM (uhVAy)

7 Fifty five minutes of Blondie. About ten minutes in, she spots Bulg in the audience, and starts swinging her braless pokies around.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aWsq0ykFfE

Posted by: gp at October 06, 2026 06:39 PM (Jr5Lq)

8 Amusing from X, A story of a loser told by a loser organization.
"
TMZ@TMZ
😳 Andrew Tate allegedly had Bestiality porn with horse and eel, videos of minors."

Posted by: whig at October 06, 2026 06:40 PM (E4rtv)

9 When you realize they don't give a shit about rape victims, dead black people, women's "rights", kids, and any number of other things you may still somehow be convinced they care about (gay adoption!!!), it's a big big BIG eye opener.

The Left don't give a fuck if every gay on the planet is executed tomorrow and no one ever adopts again, if it advances their cause.

If you don't get that you'll never get "it".

Posted by: ... at October 06, 2026 06:41 PM (vE0+H)

10 >>>A troubled one-time Marine recruit who was transitioning to live as a trans woman has admitted to stabbing a hiker to death -- having told cops she was "what I would want to look like."

Follow the link to see a photo of the woman, the real one, who was murdered. Cute, in the prime of her life, senselessly butchered for no reason at all.

Posted by: No Name Today at October 06, 2026 06:42 PM (8mulE)

11 So, rather than aspiring to looking better, kill off the competition. Wasn’t that a SNL caveman skit with Steve Martin?

Posted by: Unkaren at October 06, 2026 06:42 PM (Afw9Z)

12 Posted by: goodbye, horses
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I saw the movie "They Shoot Horses, Don't They?" when I was a kid.

Posted by: Crusader at October 06, 2026 06:43 PM (TN0g+)

13 >> get over their discomfort at viewing a penis.

It isn't discomfort -- it is a threat response.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 06, 2026 06:43 PM (7OyUj)

14 The left has been spinning up trannies to feel they have the right to kill for a while now.

Because remember they are the victims of a "literal trans-holocaust"

Posted by: 18-1 at October 06, 2026 06:44 PM (sKqQm)

15 1 I found my free weights years ago at a thrift store. I don't know why the hell people bother with gyms anymore.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 06, 2026 06:33 PM (nDXEV)

I work out at home with kettlebells, but I like going to the gym. More variety of equipment, plus the hydro massage and vibraplate. It's worth it to me.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at October 06, 2026 06:44 PM (zYpTz)

16 One of the fears I have for grands is just this. I will go to jail if something happens to them.

Son and wife (I guess this is why) must not want to be "helicopter" parents. Let the 5yr and 8yr old go to restrooms alone in restaurants (in sight of us). And at our huge church...where I'm going to start needing to use the lady's room with her because I am that stubborn.

I have no control and nor will I tell them how to raise their kids. I must have hovered vs being full on helicopter mother til junior high. Too bad.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 06, 2026 06:46 PM (hzuYO)

17 I see CBS chose today, when it was announced arctic ice hit a new record size, to claim the artic will be ice-free in ten more years (repeating their 2010 prediction).

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 06, 2026 06:48 PM (knl5M)

18 How does this work.

The Cornell story says that women should never have fear of men, and should not have to think twice before putting themselves in compromising position. IE, men are always a threat and that needs to change. Women have no agency, donctcha know.

And these stories say that women should accept compromising and threatening situations for some reason. Because men are never a threat if they are "gender confused" and women now have all the agency but are forbidden from exercising it.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 06, 2026 06:48 PM (7OyUj)

19
I don't know if Piper is around. It would be interesting to know if there are laws her business has to follow regarding if trans and/or perverts want to join her studio.

In today's crazy world I don't how a business deals with the crazy stuff.

Posted by: four seasons at October 06, 2026 06:48 PM (/QHx4)

20 It's not about the rape.

It's about a desperate man who finally found the only way to get out of a Planet Fitness subscription this side of the grave.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 06, 2026 06:49 PM (aKiSo)

21 6 Things not said: "left the Marines shortly after boot-camp"... so washed out of boot camp or up on some charge we don't mention? Because I don't think you get to just wander out of an enlistment.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 06, 2026 06:38 PM (uhVAy)

**********
Probably flipped out his boot camp guys with stupid statements or staring at their peens. Maybe wearing lipstick.

What a horrible thing for that pretty girl.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 06, 2026 06:49 PM (hzuYO)

22 A troubled one-time Marine recruit who was transitioning to live as a trans woman has admitted to stabbing a hiker to death -- having told cops she was "what I would want to look like."

You have to eat their heart to get their power, Dude.

This isn't complicated.

Posted by: toby928(c) at October 06, 2026 06:49 PM (4NO2D)

23 Macron is supposed to address the nation tonight. I wonder if he'll surrender?

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at October 06, 2026 06:49 PM (l26NL)

24 Macron is supposed to address the nation tonight. I wonder if he'll surrender?
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at October 06, 2026 06:49 PM (l26NL)
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Maybe ask the Germans for troops?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 06, 2026 06:50 PM (JhljX)

25 The heat death of the left is starting. Can’t ya feel it

Posted by: H at October 06, 2026 06:51 PM (RmIP+)

26
Christy,

Husband and I talk about the same issues regarding our grandchildren. It it is scary the stuff they will have to deal with.

Posted by: four seasons at October 06, 2026 06:51 PM (/QHx4)

27 I'm sorry, but the whole modern concept that being Christian means you are forgiven for ANYTHING you do, even without repentance or trying to fix the issue... is crap.

And has taken the very idea of Divine Retribution for sinning, right out of the cultural mindset.

Used to be there were two avenues for Justice... The Law... and God... in the Old Testament Divine Retribution, even when you really did not do anything wrong, was a real concept.

This person probably believes that even though they deny the very sex God gave them, AND murdered someone... that they will somehow get a pass into Heaven.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 06, 2026 06:51 PM (mP0Kj)

28 7 Fifty five minutes of Blondie. About ten minutes in, she spots Bulg in the audience, and starts swinging her braless pokies around.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aWsq0ykFfE
Posted by: gp at October 06, 2026 06:39 PM (Jr5Lq)

One way or another
I’m gonna get you get you get you
One way or another

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 06, 2026 06:52 PM (6ydKt)

29 Is this a Gainz thread?

Posted by: Max Power at October 06, 2026 06:52 PM (SwyyQ)

30 23 A troubled one-time Marine recruit who was transitioning to live as a trans woman has admitted to stabbing a hiker to death -- having told cops she was "what I would want to look like."

You have to eat their heart to get their power, Dude.

This isn't complicated.
Posted by: toby928(c) at October 06, 2026 06:49 PM (4NO2D)

Did he at least cut the heart out first????

/sings

Give that ole time religion....

Posted by: Aztec Priest at October 06, 2026 06:53 PM (mP0Kj)

31 Teasley wrote in his diary that he was "battling with my gender identity and sexuality," which he believed was conflicting with his Christian faith

Ya think?

Posted by: toby928(c) at October 06, 2026 06:53 PM (4NO2D)

32 First the homos, now the shemales, just wait until the muslims start going to planet fitness.

They won't know who to rape first.

Posted by: Planet Rape at October 06, 2026 06:53 PM (buDni)

33 Dr. Yena Do, Dr. Yena Do

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 06, 2026 06:53 PM (+yTe/)

34 Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at October 06, 2026 06:49 PM (l26NL)

I think they already did. Did the media ever tell the truth that this isn't about schoolchildren. It's about invading violent hordes . No, I guess not

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 06, 2026 06:53 PM (JrHfD)

35 How much does it cost for a yearly membership at Planet Fitness ???

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at October 06, 2026 06:54 PM (jGtoG)

36 *And as far as women being brutalized or raped by men in women's bathrooms: You're just gonna have to suck it up, Karen."

I'm pretty sure the AP style guide demands "Your're going to have to suck on it, Karen."

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at October 06, 2026 06:54 PM (FjLqp)

37 Is this a Gainz thread?
Posted by: Max Power at October 06, 2026 06:52 PM

Gyms, hiking, heart eating nutrition. Yeah, I think it qualifies.

Posted by: toby928(c) at October 06, 2026 06:54 PM (4NO2D)

38 Cornell, by university policy, explicitly encourages sexual experimentation, group sex, domination sex, homosexual experimentation and whatever else you can imagine, except during election years when the AWFL vote needs whipping up.

Then, everything is a crime. Unless you're "Palestinian", because "that's your culture and we respect your culture".

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 06, 2026 06:54 PM (3MCWg)

39 Oh, you cancel rapist's memberships after attempted rapes? Awesome. That fixes everything, Planet Fitness.

Seems like an excessively extreme way to cancel a Planet Fitness membership, but if they won't make it easier to do...

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 06, 2026 06:54 PM (vJrRc)

40 >> according to a 400-page police report

?? How does that happen? Did he review a movie too?

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 06, 2026 06:54 PM (7OyUj)

41 You have to eat their heart to get their power, Dude.

This isn't complicated.
Posted by: toby928(c) at October 06, 2026 06:49 PM (4NO2D)

Did he at least cut the heart out first????
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Pfft...the real nutrition is in the liver.

Posted by: Some Orca Whale at October 06, 2026 06:55 PM (TN0g+)

42 Planet Fitness > Planet Fuck This, or Suck This.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 06, 2026 06:55 PM (RORbl)

43 He's on about all Boomers again. Yawn.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 06, 2026 06:55 PM (JrHfD)

44 My daughter says some first graders have phones.

That is insane.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 06, 2026 06:56 PM (f9NFV)

45 Teasley wrote in his diary that he was "battling with my gender identity and sexuality," which he believed was conflicting with his Christian faith

I will take "un- or poorly catechized" for $200

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 06, 2026 06:56 PM (vJrRc)

46 "he went into the women's locker room at a Planet Fitness in Porter Square and sexually assaulted people inside."

The hell? People? If there was more than one woman in the locker room how did he not end up KO'd with a dumbbell or garroted or something while messing with first victim.

Unless the assaulting was just grabbing a couple of boobs and moving on. That is very upsetting as a victim, he deserves criminal record and all that; and it underscores why idiot corporations should allow men to enter women's locker rooms or bathrooms if they "identify as trans".

Posted by: PaleRider at October 06, 2026 06:56 PM (0qj6Z)

47
I would think heart would be tough, being all muscle.

At least the chicken, turkey and beef that I've tried have been.

Posted by: Auspex at October 06, 2026 06:57 PM (Y8DZL)

48 Cornell hosted Hassan Piker two weeks ago in Sage Chapel. The university church is where they thought it best to host that jihadist monster. A church!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 06, 2026 06:58 PM (f9NFV)

49 "Lesley University student Sophia Holloway said everyone should be able to feel safe in all public spaces."

Sophia, I hate to break this to you, but you're absolutely nitwit.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at October 06, 2026 06:58 PM (FjLqp)

50 We need the raw testosteronic masculinity of Richard Simmons to return our gyms to the Old Ways.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 06, 2026 06:58 PM (nDXEV)

51 Feminists: Men are a real sexual danger to women. All men. ALL MEN.

Also Feminists: Trannies? Why they are real women! Why wouldn't you let them in a women's changing room?

Posted by: 18-1 at October 06, 2026 06:58 PM (sKqQm)

52 He's on about all Boomers again. Yawn.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

I found out I'm a subset of the Boomers call Generation Jones. Something like 1957-1965 or so. Beatles were bigger than Elvis to us (check), always had TV (check) a few other things I can't remember (big check).

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at October 06, 2026 06:58 PM (l26NL)

53
My four grandchildren are not allowed to have cellphones. They have been told when they have a job and can pay for them they can have one.

It's easy to give in, but son and daughter-in-law are standing strong.

Posted by: four seasons at October 06, 2026 06:59 PM (/QHx4)

54 Posted by: Planet Rape at October 06, 2026 06:53 PM (buDni)

I miss Planet Love
youtu.be/HRJO5wkYZSQ

Posted by: 88C+u at October 06, 2026 06:59 PM (sDWtc)

55 You have to eat the heart while it’s still beating which changes the texture a bit.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 06, 2026 06:59 PM (6ydKt)

56 Pfft...the real nutrition is in the liver.
Posted by: Some Orca Whale at October 06, 2026 06:55 PM (TN0g+)

And a nice Chianti.

Posted by: Hannibal Lecter at October 06, 2026 06:59 PM (brIJB)

57 At least Two People will be happier. Count me as one.
Posted by: Howdy at October 06, 2026 06:57 PM (SjY4s)
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Picking on Fen? Did you run out of small animals to torture? All the neighbor kids are off your lawn?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 06, 2026 07:00 PM (f9NFV)

58 If there was more than one woman in the locker room how did he not end up KO'd with a dumbbell or garroted or something while messing with first victim.

... women's locker rooms have lockers, showers, and toilets in them, and the hair-dryers, if they offer them, are attached to the wall with stronger fastenings than most women would be able to tear off. Where is anyone going to get a dumbbell or garrotte?

Do men's locker rooms also have exercise equipment available in case you want to do some reps while washing off?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 06, 2026 07:00 PM (vJrRc)

59 Eel porn? There really is something for everyone on the internet.

Posted by: fd at October 06, 2026 07:00 PM (MWfyi)

60 "Lesley University student Sophia Holloway said everyone should be able to feel safe in all public spaces."

Sophia, I hate to break this to you, but you're absolutely nitwit.
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I had WAY more fun than I should have during college, but even I knew to have my head on a swivel in certain situations.

Posted by: Crusader at October 06, 2026 07:00 PM (TN0g+)

61 We have a young dude (probably weighs 135 wet) at our planet fitness that wears a sports bra and jogging shorts (weird that he doesn't wear spandex bottoms like all the other women do. /s). I've told my wife that if I ever see him enter the women's locker room while I’m there I’m following him in. Small city in Iowa. What's ironic is they have signs they put out to warn women that say "Men working in women's locker room".

Posted by: Turn 2 at October 06, 2026 07:01 PM (QFchU)

62 Picking on Fen? Did you run out of small animals to torture? All the neighbor kids are off your lawn?
Posted by: Huck Follywood

Clean up on post 49. Conduct unbecoming a moron.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at October 06, 2026 07:01 PM (l26NL)

63 Personally I prefer a hot slippery salamander.

Posted by: fd at October 06, 2026 07:01 PM (MWfyi)

64 I will take "un- or poorly catechized" for $200
Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 06, 2026 06:56 PM (vJrRc)

That thing about not murdering random women you meet on the trail? Oy.

Posted by: Moshe at October 06, 2026 07:02 PM (sDWtc)

65 >>Do men's locker rooms also have exercise equipment available in case you want to do some reps while washing off?
Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 06, 2026 07:00 PM (vJrRc)

No, but some have attendants that are willing to be spotters. Or so i've heard.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 06, 2026 07:02 PM (nDXEV)

66 The AZ plea deal is disappointing but no ones getting executed here anyways so at least they avoided cost trial. Maybe he’ll get executed by another felon, after he gets raped.

Posted by: epador at October 06, 2026 07:02 PM (Hh7uP)

67 The incident left frequent gym-goers shaken. "I've always felt safe. Now that I've heard that this had happened, I'll definitely have to look behind my back," said Dr. Yena Do, who works out frequently at the gym. "Which is not a great feeling. I'm going there to work out, undressing out of my scrubs and get into my workout clothes. I'm definitely going to think about that."

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And guess who the “doctor” will vote for? Yeah every fucking Democrat who wants trannies in locker rooms.

My sympathy meter is stuck at 0.0 right now.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at October 06, 2026 07:02 PM (MQnjQ)

68 If I were capable of empathy, I would feel bad for you guys with shitty childhoods. Mine was idyllic.

My wife had a pretty bad upbringing and even 60 years later it colors her world.

Sad.

Posted by: toby928(c) at October 06, 2026 07:02 PM (4NO2D)

69 Eel porn? There really is something for everyone on the internet.
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Shocking, right?

Posted by: Crusader at October 06, 2026 07:02 PM (TN0g+)

70 Maybe women should buy a tactical baton along with their Lulu's

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 06, 2026 07:02 PM (f9NFV)

71 33 First the homos, now the shemales, just wait until the muslims start going to planet fitness.

They won't know who to rape first.
Posted by: Planet Rape
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They will need to bring in comfort goats to console them.

Posted by: whig at October 06, 2026 07:02 PM (E4rtv)

72 That thing about not murdering random women you meet on the trail? Oy.
Posted by: Moshe

Could go to a Talarico type of church, I suppose.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 06, 2026 07:03 PM (vJrRc)

73 Do men's locker rooms also have exercise equipment available in case you want to do some reps while washing off?
Posted by: FeatherBlade

Sometimes vending machines selling shampoo and stuff

Don't buy the gum though, it tastes like rubber.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 06, 2026 07:03 PM (7OyUj)

74 He said he was depressed by seeing "beautiful" women because he was stuck being "a man."
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S/he's some kinda crazy, yes, s/he is
S/he's some kinda crazy, yes, s/he is

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 06, 2026 07:03 PM (+yTe/)

75 9 When you realize they don't give a shit about rape victims, dead black people, women's "rights", kids, and any number of other things you may still somehow be convinced they care about (gay adoption!!!), it's a big big BIG eye opener.

The Left don't give a fuck if every gay on the planet is executed tomorrow and no one ever adopts again, if it advances their cause.

If you don't get that you'll never get "it".
Posted by: ... at October 06, 2026 06:41 PM (vE0+H)

My current mental model has Islam and Cultural Marxism as different scam-patter 'skins' over similar 'skeletons' of systems of control, so the Apex Grifters will have no issue with just exchanging one skin for another. The question is which direction, and the answer is toward Islam.

They're both nihilistic, but Cultural Marxism is the weaker type. The Frankfurt School created Critical Theory to turn academics' brains to mush, but the epistemic nihilism lends itself to diffidence. The ontological nihilism of Inshallah -- less like "God willing and the Creek don't rise," and more like Exhaustive Determinism -- takes away their agency, but not their certainty. The victor of the two skins is practically predestined.

Posted by: SciVo at October 06, 2026 07:04 PM (ke3zm)

76 What's ironic is they have signs they put out to warn women that say "Men working in women's locker room".

"Men working"? What does that mean? They're fixing the lights which don't work or the dripping faucets ?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 06, 2026 07:04 PM (JrHfD)

77 Shocking, right?
Posted by: Crusader
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The shock is part of the kink I guess.

Posted by: whig at October 06, 2026 07:04 PM (E4rtv)

78 I can't even imagine what an "idyllic" childhood would have been. It wasn't all bad mind you, but holy shit did I have my head alternately on a swivel and in the sand.

I guess it made me a better person. LOL

Posted by: ... at October 06, 2026 07:04 PM (vE0+H)

79 Don't buy the gum though, it tastes like rubber.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus)

lol

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 06, 2026 07:04 PM (vJrRc)

80 At times like these I think of that old parody song "The Restroom door said Gentlemen." Set to the tune "God Rest Ye, Merry Gentlemen." The poor guy in that song.... well, he got what these "people" deserve.

Posted by: SimoHayha at October 06, 2026 07:04 PM (IeYnM)

81 the BBC is finding photogenic white women to discuss how these Froggie riots are all about class sizes

Posted by: Moshe at October 06, 2026 07:05 PM (sDWtc)

82 They're both nihilistic, but Cultural Marxism is the weaker type. The Frankfurt School created Critical Theory to turn academics' brains to mush, but the epistemic nihilism lends itself to diffidence. The ontological nihilism of Inshallah -- less like "God willing and the Creek don't rise," and more like Exhaustive Determinism -- takes away their agency, but not their certainty. The victor of the two skins is practically predestined.
Posted by: SciVo
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Congrats, you have mastered academese. Necessary skill for getting published.

Posted by: whig at October 06, 2026 07:05 PM (E4rtv)

83 The urinal mints have a particular tang about them, though.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 06, 2026 07:05 PM (nDXEV)

84
Liver and onions, prepared correctly, is the finest dinner available.

But I like anchovies, too.

Posted by: Auspex at October 06, 2026 07:05 PM (Y8DZL)

85 That story about the mentally ill trannie killing some poor girl, just because, is hopefully going to get even lefty attention.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 06, 2026 07:05 PM (f9NFV)

86 >>> "Men working"? What does that mean? They're fixing the lights which don't work or the dripping faucets ?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 06, 2026 07:04 PM (JrHfD)

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Very few female employees. So I take it to mean they are cleaning the locker room.

Posted by: Turn 2 at October 06, 2026 07:06 PM (QFchU)

87 Don't buy the gum though, it tastes like rubber.
Posted by: bob

At least it is individually packed.

Posted by: toby928(c) at October 06, 2026 07:06 PM (4NO2D)

88 Posted by: SciVo at October 06, 2026 07:04 PM (ke3zm)

Yes. And think about it.

The Left requires new instruction every day. Islamists already have theirs written down.

Only one winner there. But it is anything but a rout because 80 IQ.

Posted by: ... at October 06, 2026 07:06 PM (vE0+H)

89 Leftists I know on Facebook are already crapping themselves over Trump's saying that LA and SF should be nuked. They obviously didn't watch the whole thing just read the headlines

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 06, 2026 07:06 PM (ofacb)

90 The $12.99 3pm to 6pm 6oz sirloin dinner at Texas Roadhouse is pretty great.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at October 06, 2026 07:06 PM (FjLqp)

91 92 Don't buy the gum though, it tastes like rubber.
Posted by: bob

At least it is individually packed.
Posted by: toby928(c) at October 06, 2026 07:06 PM (4NO2D)

"Fun Size"

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 06, 2026 07:06 PM (nDXEV)

92 He's on about all Boomers again. Yawn.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 06, 2026 06:55 PM

It does get old.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 06, 2026 07:07 PM (I43vL)

93 Finally! A more convenient way to cancel your gym membership!

Posted by: JSchuler at October 06, 2026 07:07 PM (l6eKM)

94 Not so fast on that Planet Fitness dude. Apparently, cancelling his membership due to the two attempted rapes didn't take into account that ...

....His criminal history includes a 2006 guilty plea to TWO COUNTS OF CHILD RAPE and indecent assault and battery on a child under 14. On Aug. 25, Cambridge police arrested him for failing to register as a sex offender, a subsequent offense. That charge was dismissed the SAME DAY at the Commonwealth’s request.

Massachusetts sucks.

Posted by: Orson at October 06, 2026 07:07 PM (dIske)

95 the BBC is finding photogenic white women to discuss how these Froggie riots are all about class sizes
------

We'll use a class average.

Posted by: Lou Grant, Faculty Member at October 06, 2026 07:08 PM (TN0g+)

96 Posted by: Turn 2 at October 06, 2026 07:06 PM (QFchU

That makes sense, but they should have said "Men are cleaning the womens changing room. "

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 06, 2026 07:08 PM (JrHfD)

97 "I want to live a life of serving god, but how can I with these and other sins in the way," wrote the killer, whose attorney called "she" in court.

-
So she's a Talarico Christian.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 06, 2026 07:08 PM (ndZc7)

98 "9 When you realize they don't give a shit about rape victims, dead black people, women's "rights", kids, and any number of other things you may still somehow be convinced they care about (gay adoption!!!), it's a big big BIG eye opener.

The Left don't give a fuck if every gay on the planet is executed tomorrow and no one ever adopts again, if it advances their cause.

If you don't get that you'll never get "it".

Posted by: ... at October 06, 2026 06:41 PM (vE0+H) "

or, as has been said:
"the issue is never the issue. the issue is always the revolution."

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 06, 2026 07:08 PM (VyBeY)

99 Posted by: SciVo at October 06, 2026 07:04 PM (ke3zm)

It amused me that the Left kept accusing the Right of wanting the Handmaidens Tale crap....

Of Sexual Subservience, multiple wives, and wearing weird cloths...

When THEY are the ones who support Islam... and the Right opposes it..

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 06, 2026 07:08 PM (mP0Kj)

100 Hair gel reported Trump to the California Threat Assessment Center, whatever that is.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 06, 2026 07:08 PM (f9NFV)

101 And as far as women being brutalized or raped by men in women's bathrooms: You're just gonna have to suck it up, Karen.

----------------

Unless you are a frat who had sex with a drunk sorority slut.

Posted by: Decaf at October 06, 2026 07:08 PM (5BOLF)

102 Posted by: SciVo

If you look at the history, islam and was designed to be nothing more than a system of control or conquered peoples. Slavery.

Everything about it is nothing more than using religion and promise of salvation as a form of control to create revenue to the masters and slave laborers, whose main labor is that of conquest.

I won't got into details now, but the facts support this understanding.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 06, 2026 07:08 PM (7OyUj)

103 "The $12.99 3pm to 6pm 6oz sirloin dinner at Texas Roadhouse is pretty great.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions"

And you are home in time for Jeopardy!

Posted by: fd - Proud Boomer at October 06, 2026 07:08 PM (MWfyi)

104
Dr. Yena Do, Dr. Yena Do

Yena Yena Do!

Posted by: Fred Flintstone at October 06, 2026 07:09 PM (Cqx++)

105 the BBC is finding photogenic white women to discuss how these Froggie riots are all about class sizes
Posted by: Moshe at October 06, 2026 07:05 PM

You know about class sizes?

Posted by: Wesley Constanza at October 06, 2026 07:09 PM (0sNs1)

106 92 He's on about all Boomers again. Yawn.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 06, 2026 06:55 PM

It does get old.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 06, 2026 07:07 PM (I43vL)

Kinda like us....

/rimshot

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 06, 2026 07:09 PM (mP0Kj)

107 talk radio yesterday, One guys said he thought expelling two of the "Cornell 7" might have been unwarranted.

Not to me, -- If those two are who brought the ketamine to the party. In fact all 7 and the 'victim' could have been expelled just for taking a dangerous illegal drug at a university associated event as far as I'm concerned.

Posted by: PaleRider at October 06, 2026 07:09 PM (0qj6Z)

108 >>Leftists I know on Facebook are already crapping themselves over Trump's saying that LA and SF should be nuked. They obviously didn't watch the whole thing just read the headlines

They don't care. Leftists lie about everything. They think it's a virtue.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 06, 2026 07:09 PM (viF8m)

109 That story about the mentally ill trannie killing some poor girl, just because, is hopefully going to get even lefty attention.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 06, 2026 07:05 PM (f9NFV)

---------------

"She beauty shamed him, h8r! She was asking for it ..."

Posted by: ShainS at October 06, 2026 07:09 PM (cqqGB)

110 Leftists I know on Facebook are already crapping themselves over Trump's saying that LA and SF should be nuked. They obviously didn't watch the whole thing just read the headlines
Posted by: Smell the Glove

I'm reading they've deceptively edited the video using two separate statements again. Even CNN isn't buying it.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at October 06, 2026 07:09 PM (l26NL)

111 I'm jealous of boomers. They got to be in both Vietnam and Woodstock at the same time. And then they got to do disco and blow in the 70s.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 06, 2026 07:09 PM (nDXEV)

112 Thom Tillis went in The View. Fitting

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 06, 2026 07:10 PM (ofacb)

113 Hair gel reported Trump to the California Threat Assessment Center, whatever that is.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 06, 2026 07:08 PM (f9NFV)

Ha ha ha Trump makes these people into the pussies they are I love it. I hope he makes it another 20 years.

Posted by: ... at October 06, 2026 07:10 PM (vE0+H)

114 Hair gel reported Trump to the California Threat Assessment Center, whatever that is.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 06, 2026 07:08 PM

In fairness, DJT is a threat to their lifestyles, and he has his own Janissaries.

Posted by: toby928(c) at October 06, 2026 07:10 PM (4NO2D)

115 Hair gel reported Trump to the California Threat Assessment Center, whatever that is.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 06, 2026 07:08 PM (f9NFV)
----
No doubt a think tank supported by our tax dollars.

President Trump should cut their funding (you know they get a federal grant from *somewhere*).

Just because.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 06, 2026 07:10 PM (FZ29D)

116 Leftists I know on Facebook are already crapping themselves over Trump's saying that LA and SF should be nuked. They obviously didn't watch the whole thing just read the headlines

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 06, 2026 07:06 PM

They are responding to their hive mind programming, nothing more, nothing less.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 06, 2026 07:10 PM (I43vL)

117 Can't we all just get along and agree that San Francisco and LA should be nuked?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 06, 2026 07:10 PM (ndZc7)

118 Thom Tillis went in The View. Fitting
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 06, 2026 07:10 PM (ofacb)
=============
Was he wearing a dress?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 06, 2026 07:11 PM (f9NFV)

119 "I want to live a life of serving god, but how can I with these and other sins in the way," wrote the killer, whose attorney called "she" in court.

Well, you could consider abandoning the sins and not adding to them by committing murder...

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 06, 2026 07:11 PM (vJrRc)

120 >>> The $12.99 3pm to 6pm 6oz sirloin dinner at Texas Roadhouse is pretty great.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at October 06, 2026 07:06 PM (FjLqp)

======

That's was my go to meal. But I permanently banned myself from our Texas Roadhouse based off my last four visits. I understand it's hard to get good HS/College age employees. And I don't envy managers. But you know, Chick-fil-A seems to do alright in that department. And they don't even get tips.

Posted by: Turn 2 at October 06, 2026 07:11 PM (QFchU)

121 Well disco sucked but it still beats the crap out of rap.

Posted by: fd - Proud Boomer at October 06, 2026 07:11 PM (MWfyi)

122 I still maintain that the 70s were the best years. That brief but golden period between The Pill and AIDS.

Posted by: toby928(c) at October 06, 2026 07:11 PM (4NO2D)

123 If you look at the history, islam and was designed to be nothing more than a system of control or conquered peoples. Slavery.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus)

Also nookie. Lots of nookie.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at October 06, 2026 07:11 PM (l26NL)

124 112 Thom Tillis went in The View. Fitting
Posted by: Smell the Glove
========
He's transitioning. Will soon be just like Adam Kinzinger.

Posted by: whig at October 06, 2026 07:11 PM (E4rtv)

125 105 the BBC is finding photogenic white women to discuss how these Froggie riots are all about class sizes
Posted by: Moshe at October 06, 2026 07:05 PM

You know about class sizes?
Posted by: Wesley Constanza at October 06, 2026 07:09 PM (0sNs1)

Wanna know what ruined education in Calif? Putting every single kid in the same classes, no matter what. Speak no English? no problemo... Special Needs? AOK.

So you get the problem kids, non English speakers, and Disabled taking ALL the attention away from normal students... Watched it happen with my kids in the 90's, when it was already entrenched.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 06, 2026 07:11 PM (mP0Kj)

126
I'll bet Barbara Streisand is pretty embarrassed by all those Jewey movies she made back in the day.

Posted by: Auspex at October 06, 2026 07:12 PM (Y8DZL)

127 Posted by: Orson at October 06, 2026 07:07 PM (dIske

I think they should have a background check for joining a gym. They have it for lots of other things.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 06, 2026 07:12 PM (JrHfD)

128
Finally! A more convenient way to cancel your gym membership!

He's like the time share cancellation dude!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 06, 2026 07:12 PM (Cqx++)

129 >>I still maintain that the 70s were the best years. That brief but golden period between The Pill and AIDS.

I had a ball.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 06, 2026 07:12 PM (viF8m)

130 I still maintain that the 70s were the best years. That brief but golden period between The Pill and AIDS.

I had a ball.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 06, 2026 07:12 PM

I joined the Army mid way through that decade.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 06, 2026 07:12 PM (I43vL)

131 Hair gel reported Trump to the California Threat Assessment Center, whatever that is.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 06, 2026 07:08 PM (f9NFV)
=====

Panties status:
[ X ] Bunched
[ ] Unbunched

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 06, 2026 07:13 PM (RIvkX)

132 He's transitioning. Will soon be just like Adam Kinzinger.
Posted by: whig at October 06, 2026 07:11 PM (E4rtv)
=============
Did you see Kinzinger is in trouble with some sort of securities regulator?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 06, 2026 07:13 PM (f9NFV)

133 Well, you could consider abandoning the sins and not adding to them by committing murder...

stan would not approve

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 06, 2026 07:13 PM (VyBeY)

134 >>> Can't we all just get along and agree that San Francisco and LA should be nuked?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 06, 2026 07:10 PM (ndZc7)

=====

1978's Lex Luther was right.

Posted by: Turn 2 at October 06, 2026 07:13 PM (QFchU)

135 Finally! A more convenient way to cancel your gym membership!

He's like the time share cancellation dude!
-----

Now I'm not a lawyer, but I *will* tell you exactly how to get out of that Planet Fitness membership contract!

Posted by: Chuck McDowell, Gym Membership Cancellation Expert at October 06, 2026 07:14 PM (TN0g+)

136 Bliss was it in that dawn to be alive, But to be young was very Heaven!

Posted by: toby928(c) at October 06, 2026 07:14 PM (4NO2D)

137
It seems to me that now if we complain about trans and other perverts doing pervy shit we will be the ones aŕrested.

Posted by: four seasons at October 06, 2026 07:15 PM (/QHx4)

138 Not to me, -- If those two are who brought the ketamine to the party. In fact all 7 and the 'victim' could have been expelled just for taking a dangerous illegal drug at a university associated event as far as I'm concerned.
Posted by: PaleRider
========
Scuttlebutt is that is so. The guy that blast texted and the guy that brought the drugs. I am too bored with the story to want to read more about it but X timeline has a lot of activity on it. It did shove the disgusting Clancy story off the burner so at least we have that.

AWFLS flying the murder your kids flag last week are now flying the Support Drug Fueled Orgies as sort of a perverted version of their family values.

Posted by: whig at October 06, 2026 07:15 PM (E4rtv)

139 Tillis could have gone a long way to rehabilitating his reputation if he had eaten Whoopy's heart.

Posted by: toby928(c) at October 06, 2026 07:15 PM (4NO2D)

140 117 Can't we all just get along and agree that San Francisco and LA should be nuked?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 06, 2026 07:10 PM (ndZc7)

Just do me a favor, and when you Nuke San Fran? Make sure there is an offshore wind... so it does not blow the fallout towards the Central Valley (I'm 2 hours from San Fran).

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 06, 2026 07:15 PM (mP0Kj)

141 I had a ball.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 06, 2026 07:12 PM

You know who else had a ball?

Posted by: ... at October 06, 2026 07:15 PM (vE0+H)

142 134 >>> Can't we all just get along and agree that San Francisco and LA should be nuked?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

And Seattle, and Portland, and Oakland.

Neutron warhead to minimize structural damage.

Posted by: Auspex at October 06, 2026 07:16 PM (Y8DZL)

143 That Blondie concert would rock a lot harder if they'd have got rid of the keyboardist and his crappy Farfisa calliope. Makes them sound like the circus coming to town. And the guy thinks he has to play in every measure of every song.

Posted by: gp at October 06, 2026 07:16 PM (Jr5Lq)

144 You know who else had a ball?
Posted by: ... at October 06, 2026 07:15 PM

Hitler? Lance Armstrong?

Posted by: toby928(c) at October 06, 2026 07:16 PM (4NO2D)

145 Sophia, I hate to break this to you, but you're absolutely nitwit.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at October 06, 2026 06:58 PM (FjLqp)

But that's how she "feels," and feelings have become the most important thing in our culture.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 06, 2026 07:17 PM (k5CNB)

146
Can't we all just get along and agree that San Francisco and LA should be nuked?

President Henry Fonda nuked NYC in Fail Safe and nobody complained.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 06, 2026 07:17 PM (Cqx++)

147 Did you see Kinzinger is in trouble with some sort of securities regulator?

Posted by: Huck Follywood
========
Yep, he bet on getting a pardon from Biden's junta. Even if he didn't get one, he can be accused of insider trading if he had information not commonly known to the general public on betting about it.

We are going to see scandal after scandal on the prediction markets because allowing bets on everything is going to produce a heap of corruption. Including pollster employees just like Trump's teleprompter tech or the army guy betting on predicting Maduro's capture.

Posted by: whig at October 06, 2026 07:17 PM (E4rtv)

148 "Why are you going into the women's locker??"
"Um, 'cause I'm a woman. Yeah, I got tits and all"
"you're a woman?"
"yeah, fo' sure. You got a problem with that?"
"n-no, no, I am sorry. Ma'am"
"damn right. Now where dem bitches to rape?"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 06, 2026 07:18 PM (nIKjK)

149 AWFLS flying the murder your kids flag last week are now flying the Support Drug Fueled Orgies as sort of a perverted version of their family values.
-----

Perhaps the shifting wind will result in some families getting to remain intact (and alive). Leftists are so easily influenced--I'm glad there was an interruption in the news cycle.

Posted by: Crusader at October 06, 2026 07:18 PM (TN0g+)

150 122 I still maintain that the 70s were the best years. That brief but golden period between The Pill and AIDS.
Posted by: toby928(c) at October 06, 2026 07:11 PM (4NO2D)

Adam Carolla always called the early 80s "Mid-Coke, Pre-Aids."
Referring to our late historical eras in terms of pharmaceuticals and diseases could be an interesting game.

I guess we're in the era of The Great Ozempic Attenuation and SSRI Blowback.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 06, 2026 07:18 PM (nDXEV)

151 Has AOC weighed in on Trump nuking American cities?

Can't wait for that comment.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 06, 2026 07:18 PM (f9NFV)

152 You know who else had a ball?
Posted by: ... at October 06, 2026 07:15 PM

Hitler? Lance Armstrong?
----

Lance Armstrong didn't kill Hitler.

Posted by: Crusader at October 06, 2026 07:19 PM (TN0g+)

153 129 >>I still maintain that the 70s were the best years. That brief but golden period between The Pill and AIDS.

I had a ball.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 06, 2026 07:12 PM (viF8m)

************
Me, too! Well, us, too as I have to include my dude and brother and posse of male and female friends. I had a blast!

One of my apt mates at the recent nursing reunion commented on my partying while making good grades. I did it all.

In between break ups with my bf/husband, our male friends would visit me for a beer and talk. Three said as they left, "I would ask you out but you are ___'s girlfriend." I didn't say anthing but felt like saying, "Well, that's news to me!" We still hear from one guy at Christmas.

No regrets. Ever.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 06, 2026 07:19 PM (hzuYO)

154 122 I still maintain that the 70s were the best years. That brief but golden period between The Pill and AIDS.
Posted by: toby928(c)
======
You forgot fuzzy full frontal nudity in Playboy for centerfolds I guess. I read the articles but I guess there was other stuff in there.

Posted by: whig at October 06, 2026 07:19 PM (E4rtv)

155 ""He said he was depressed by seeing "beautiful" women because he was stuck being "a man."

Yeah, I would eat a bullet if seeing beautiful women depressed me.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 06, 2026 07:20 PM (vzuC7)

156
Has Sean Penn visited Maduro and his lady yet? Donated to a defense fund? I understand he's loaded.

Posted by: Auspex at October 06, 2026 07:20 PM (Y8DZL)

157 You know who else had a ball?
Posted by: ... at October 06, 2026 07:15 PM

* raises hand *

Posted by: zombie Paul Joseph Goebbels at October 06, 2026 07:20 PM (0sNs1)

158 Oh, and in the seventies, all of us knew what a woman was and who wasn't.

Posted by: whig at October 06, 2026 07:20 PM (E4rtv)

159 Just do me a favor, and when you Nuke San Fran? Make sure there is an offshore wind... so it does not blow the fallout towards the Central Valley (I'm 2 hours from San Fran).
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 06, 2026 07:15 PM (mP0Kj)

Otisburg?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 06, 2026 07:21 PM (nDXEV)

160 The Left don't give a fuck if every gay on the planet is executed tomorrow and no one ever adopts again, if it advances their cause.

It’s all about the cause. That’s the only way Marxism can succeed. Lying is their political platform.

Posted by: Unkaren at October 06, 2026 07:21 PM (Afw9Z)

161 Speaking of genitalia . . .

Western Lensman
@WesternLensman
Scott Galloway claims this is how you know America is sexist:

"Tell me, if Hillary Clinton had a p*nis and balls she wouldn't be President Clinton."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 06, 2026 07:22 PM (ndZc7)

162
Even here in small town WY there are several houses displaying the queer flag. It lets us know which people to keep the children away from.

Posted by: four seasons at October 06, 2026 07:22 PM (/QHx4)

163 156
Has Sean Penn visited Maduro and his lady yet? Donated to a defense fund? I understand he's loaded.
Posted by: Auspex
--------
Ah yes, Commie Sean Penn who like Madonna, his former wife, have not improved with age.

Posted by: whig at October 06, 2026 07:22 PM (E4rtv)

164 >>Yep, he bet on getting a pardon from Biden's junta. Even if he didn't get one, he can be accused of insider trading if he had information not commonly known to the general public on betting about it.

I bet, see what I did there?, he knew he was going to get one. The J6 Committee was as fake as the supposed insurrection.

They knew they were railroading people and didn't give a damn so long as helped keep them powerful. A pardon was just part of the process.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 06, 2026 07:22 PM (viF8m)

165 "Tell me, if Hillary Clinton had a p*nis and balls she wouldn't be President Clinton."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 06, 2026 07:22 PM

If she had tracks she'd be a tank.

Posted by: toby928(c) at October 06, 2026 07:22 PM (4NO2D)

166 "Oh, and in the seventies, all of us knew what a woman was and who wasn't.
Posted by: whig"

Girls were girls and men were men.
Mister we could use a pair like Sonny and Cher again

Posted by: fd - Proud Boomer at October 06, 2026 07:23 PM (MWfyi)

167 The Big Lie right now is "TRUMP SAID HE CONSIDERED CALIFORNIAN CITIES BEING NUKED A SMALL PRICE TO PAY!!!"

Which, he didn't say, but they are all repeating this, even newspapers.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 06, 2026 07:23 PM (nIKjK)

168 LaQuan gonna be popular in jail.

Posted by: Eromero at October 06, 2026 07:23 PM (UYYJi)

169 "Tell me, if Hillary Clinton had a p*nis and balls she wouldn't be President Clinton."

She'd never have attracted, let alone married, Bill Clinton and would have just been a corrupt lawyer in some big city.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 06, 2026 07:24 PM (nIKjK)

170 Girls were girls and men were men.
Mister we could use a pair like Sonny and Cher again
Posted by: fd
=====
An updated All in the Family would be hilarious except Hollyweird today is incapable of telling such stories.

Posted by: whig at October 06, 2026 07:24 PM (E4rtv)

171 161 Speaking of genitalia . . .

Western Lensman
@WesternLensman
Scott Galloway claims this is how you know America is sexist:

"Tell me, if Hillary Clinton had a p*nis and balls she wouldn't be President Clinton."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 06, 2026 07:22 PM (ndZc7)

OK, fine.

If Hillary Clinton had a penis and balls, she would still have never been President Clinton.

She'd have been Slightly More Masculine Karl Rove.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 06, 2026 07:24 PM (aKiSo)

172 The Big Lie right now is "TRUMP SAID HE CONSIDERED CALIFORNIAN CITIES BEING NUKED A SMALL PRICE TO PAY!!!"

Which, he didn't say, but they are all repeating this, even newspapers.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 06, 2026 07:23 PM

OZYMANDIAS WAS RIGHT!

Posted by: toby928(c) at October 06, 2026 07:24 PM (4NO2D)

173 But that's how she "feels," and feelings have become the most important thing in our culture.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

I think it was Ayn Rand who said something like "You can deny reality, but you cannot deny the consequences of denying reality." Something like that anyway.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at October 06, 2026 07:24 PM (l26NL)

174 Sue like the wind.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 06, 2026 07:24 PM (dK+Kv)

175 Even here in small town WY there are several houses displaying the queer flag. It lets us know which people to keep the children away from.

In Pennsylvania, they just signal it by flying a Penn State flag.

Posted by: I Remember at October 06, 2026 07:25 PM (0j7bJ)

176 TMZ@TMZ
😳 Andrew Tate allegedly had Bestiality porn with horse and eel, videos of minors."

Posted by: whig
---

It's whatcha call investigatin'.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 06, 2026 07:25 PM (+yTe/)

177 If Hillary Clinton had a penis and balls, she would still have never been President Clinton.

She'd have been Slightly More Masculine Karl Rove.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 06, 2026 07:24 PM

I'm right here, you know.

Posted by: Jeb! (pronounced Heb!) at October 06, 2026 07:25 PM (0sNs1)

178 Yes, Governor Hairgel. I'm sure Trump is going to personally send nukes to cities in California. Is "CA threat assessment" going to report every exaggeration / Hyperbolic statement Trump made about California since Trump was a teen ? . This could take a looooooong time.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 06, 2026 07:26 PM (JrHfD)

179 I think it was Ayn Rand who said something like "You can deny reality, but you cannot deny the consequences of denying reality." Something like that anyway.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at October 06, 2026 07:24 PM (l26NL)

Google up "Life of Ayn Rand" sometime.

She was a piece of work.

Posted by: I Remember at October 06, 2026 07:26 PM (0j7bJ)

180 and I think that the world needs to know that it's not OK," Holloway said.

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Is this supposed to be some kind of freakin' breaking news?

Posted by: LASue at October 06, 2026 07:26 PM (lCppi)

181 "I'm not gonna force-feed myself a steak at 4:30 in the afternoon"!

Jerry Seinfeld in the 90s.

Posted by: Wonder If He feels Differently Now at October 06, 2026 07:26 PM (EdP2u)

182 mmm .... steak ...

Posted by: toby928(c) at October 06, 2026 07:26 PM (4NO2D)

183 >>>But of course, "trans" people aren't required to do anything to prove their Special Privileged Status, so maybe he is "trans," as he defines it.

At this rate, women would safer in normal men's bathrooms.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 06, 2026 07:26 PM (dK+Kv)

184 >>Scott Galloway claims this is how you know America is sexist:

>>"Tell me, if Hillary Clinton had a p*nis and balls she wouldn't be President Clinton."

This the same Scott Galloway that pulled his money out of the stock market when Trump won because Trump was going to bust the economy?

NYU business school professor. Dumber than a bag of hammers.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 06, 2026 07:27 PM (viF8m)

185 If Trump said he would personally nuke LA and SF himself as a warning to Iran that our nukes still work and we're ready to deploy them at will, his poll numbers would bounce up about 2-3%

If he actually did it, it would be more like 4-5%.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 06, 2026 07:27 PM (aKiSo)

186 166 "Oh, and in the seventies, all of us knew what a woman was and who wasn't.
Posted by: whig"

Girls were girls and men were men.
Mister we could use a pair like Sonny and Cher again
Posted by: fd - Proud Boomer at October 06, 2026 07:23 PM (MWfyi
I could tell what was what when I was two years old. Now when I’m seventy seven it’s all running together.

Posted by: Eromero at October 06, 2026 07:27 PM (UYYJi)

187 If he actually did it, it would be more like 4-5%.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 06, 2026 07:27 PM

The dead Democrat voter count would be through the roof.

Posted by: toby928(c) at October 06, 2026 07:28 PM (4NO2D)

188 Andrew Tate allegedly had Bestiality porn with horse and eel, videos of minors."

"It was just research!"
--Pete Townshend

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 06, 2026 07:28 PM (nIKjK)

189 She'd never have attracted, let alone married, Bill Clinton and would have just been a corrupt lawyer in some big city.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

I always thought if she'd never met Bill, she would have worked for some state or fed agency as a worker bee. She'd never have risen to upper management because of her incompetence. And dishonesty I guess.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at October 06, 2026 07:28 PM (l26NL)

190 Yes, Governor Hairgel. I'm sure Trump is going to personally send nukes to cities in California. Is "CA threat assessment" going to report every exaggeration / Hyperbolic statement Trump made about California since Trump was a teen ? . This could take a looooooong time.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 06, 2026 07:26 PM (JrHfD)
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They gotta do something to justify their bloated salaries and perks.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 06, 2026 07:28 PM (FZ29D)

191 "I'm not gonna force-feed myself a steak at 4:30 in the afternoon"

'It's a full bird, stuffed with gorgonzola.'

Posted by: gp at October 06, 2026 07:29 PM (Jr5Lq)

192 It's whatcha call investigatin'.

Posted by: Braenyard

Lots of sick and depraved activity out there. I once did a project of reading over one thousand state court death penalty cases regarding factors involved in sentencing for research paper on the death penalty. I was depressed for a year over what I read of the cruelty and wickedness that people were able to do against other people.

Posted by: whig at October 06, 2026 07:29 PM (E4rtv)

193 Scott Galloway claims this is how you know America is sexist:

"Tell me, if Hillary Clinton had a p*nis and balls she wouldn't be President Clinton."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie?

There was a theater troupe which did that - made a play where Trump was played by a woman imitating Trump's mannerisms and speech and Clinton was played by a man imitating Clinton's mannerisms and speech.

Everybody said that fem-Trump was the kind of person they'd want to have a beer with and male-Clinton was weird and off-putting.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 06, 2026 07:29 PM (vJrRc)

194 They won't know who to rape first.

Posted by: Planet Rape at October 06, 2026 06:53 PM (buDni)
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Bah

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 06, 2026 07:29 PM (+yTe/)

195 Google up "Life of Ayn Rand" sometime.

She was a piece of work.

Yeah and her philosophy is nonsense for anyone but healthy young people. Its worthless, even deadly for the sick, the very young, and the very old.

But... she was great at identifying the corruption and evil of the left.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 06, 2026 07:29 PM (nIKjK)

196 Military veterans have almost a 50% greater arrest rate than non vets even though the military only accepts the top 20% of the population.
Being in the military damages people physically and mentally that is why Ace never joined

Posted by: Paul at October 06, 2026 07:30 PM (VLo0e)

197 I could tell what was what when I was two years old. Now when I’m seventy seven it’s all running together.
Posted by: Eromero
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Well a lot of celebutards like Bruce Springstain look like old lesbians now so I can see that.

Posted by: whig at October 06, 2026 07:30 PM (E4rtv)

198 Drop the puck, eh?

Posted by: JackStraw at October 06, 2026 07:31 PM (viF8m)

199 Yeah and her philosophy is nonsense for anyone but healthy young people. Its worthless, even deadly for the sick, the very young, and the very old.

And she folded her cards at the end.

A real piece of work.

Posted by: I Remember at October 06, 2026 07:31 PM (0j7bJ)

200 185 If Trump said he would personally nuke LA and SF himself as a warning to Iran that our nukes still work and we're ready to deploy them at will, his poll numbers would bounce up about 2-3%

If he actually did it, it would be more like 4-5%.
Posted by: Warai-otoko
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He might win Arizona, Oregon, Washington, and Idaho by that promise.

Posted by: whig at October 06, 2026 07:31 PM (E4rtv)

201 198 Drop the puck, eh?
Posted by: JackStraw

You betcha, buddy!

Posted by: Auspex at October 06, 2026 07:32 PM (Y8DZL)

202 Shut up, dunce.

Posted by: toby928(c) at October 06, 2026 07:32 PM (4NO2D)

203 Nood

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at October 06, 2026 07:32 PM (l26NL)

204 Nood.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at October 06, 2026 07:33 PM (OFFIZ)

205 Shut up, dunce.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 06, 2026 07:33 PM (nIKjK)

206 Google up "Life of Ayn Rand" sometime.

She was a piece of work.
Posted by: I Remember

I read a story about her as an old woman who was trying even then to steal a boyfriend from a young woman in their circles.

Posted by: whig at October 06, 2026 07:33 PM (E4rtv)

207 189 She'd never have attracted, let alone married, Bill Clinton and would have just been a corrupt lawyer in some big city.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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Her ability to lie and screw anything (not in a good way) without compunction is what attracted Bill. He was marrying a sicario not a wife.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 06, 2026 07:35 PM (+yTe/)

208 Save my best stuff for last

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 06, 2026 07:38 PM (+yTe/)

209 Hope her family sues Planet Fitness for millions.

Posted by: waelse1 at October 06, 2026 08:44 PM (lfepB)

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