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Dog walks around a train making friends with complete strangers.

Dog went to finishing school and can now balance anything on his head.

Pittie won't get out of the pool.

Dogs trying to make friends with standoffish cats.

Kangaroo gets stuck in a parking deck and needs to be tranqed and relocated.

Grenades blowing up in super slow motion.

Chaotic cockatoo is a daddy's boy.

Wild cockatoos "Mr. and Mrs. Floofington" visit an Australian woman every day.

Zookeepers encourage a white tiger to exercise its jumping ability by dangling a steak on a long rope.

An oldie but a goodie: Baby elephant charges ineptly, provoking laughter from the tourists.

Sheep has a special rock for sunbathing and will not allow intruder cats to sit on it.

Baby elephants race across a river to rejoin their mother.

Bulldog used for breeding is abandoned on a street tied to a pole but has a family for the first time.

Crafter traces the paths of the heroes of Lord of the Rings on his large-scale 3D map.



Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:10 PM




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1 Anti blade

Posted by: Max Power at October 09, 2026 07:12 PM (Hucnr)

2 Top photo is gorgeous. Needed that.

Have a great weekend, Ace and all.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 09, 2026 07:17 PM (hzuYO)

3 Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
I have just concluded a highly successful discussion with President Vladimir Putin, of Russia, wherein it was agreed that Russia will immediately supply over 300,000 Tons of Diesel Fuel to the American and Global Marketplace, another 500,000 Tons during the month of November, and 1,000,000 Tons immediately thereafter. Additionally, based on the condition of their Diesel Refineries, Russia will then deliver, within a short period of time, 3,000,000 Tons of Diesel Fuel. Between our TOTAL CONTROL of the Strait of Hormuz, and this great announcement on Russian Energy, Diesel Prices for Americans and, indeed, the World, will be COMING DOWN, IN RECORD NUMBERS, AND FAST! Lower prices for Americans, especially our Great Farmers, Ranchers, and Truckers, is my Greatest Priority. This is a very big and important announcement. Additionally, it must be understood, that Iran will not have a Nuclear Weapon! Thank you for your attention to this matter. President DONALD J. TRUMP

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 09, 2026 07:18 PM (6ydKt)

4 So close to pride Month?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at October 09, 2026 07:19 PM (VtYh5)

5 A 100% week!

(Also, corgis called.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 09, 2026 07:20 PM (0sNs1)

6 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at October 09, 2026 07:20 PM (Ia/+0)

7 I hope Trump didnt get rolled.

Posted by: SDWtc at October 09, 2026 07:20 PM (yEGfi)

8 Concerning Hollywood shit or garbage, Norm Macdonald did it best when he would say something like "this actor's latest movie has come out, and critics nationwide are calling it everything from shit to fucking shit."

Posted by: Denny Crane - I Shattered my Femur at October 09, 2026 07:21 PM (NoYYJ)

9 Cool off after the shit Midas title. That was epic!

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at October 09, 2026 07:22 PM (VtYh5)

10 Concerning Hollywood shit or garbage, Norm Macdonald did it best when he would say something like "this actor's latest movie has come out, and critics nationwide are calling it everything from shit to fucking shit."
Posted by: Denny Crane - I Shattered my Femur at October 09, 2026 07:21 PM (NoYYJ)
---
Except nowadays the critics would call such movies "brilliant" or "f*cking brilliant!"

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 09, 2026 07:24 PM (FZ29D)

11 Hillary Clinton
@HillaryClinton
A barbaric idea [the public execution of Nidal Hasan], beneath our dignity as a country.
----

That evil bitch has the nerve to believe she can speak to "our dignity as a country"? She risked the lives of untold American civilians and civil servants with her ham-fisted email/server, and her husband is a rapist and guilty of sexual harrassment with an intern. Were it not for their last name and their willingness to kill those who inconvenience them, they'd both be in jail.

Posted by: Crusader at October 09, 2026 07:25 PM (TN0g+)

12 This time next Friday the TXMoMe will be in full swing!

Posted by: Ben Had at October 09, 2026 07:27 PM (nxLtX)

13 Says woman with a few heads herself

Posted by: Skip at October 09, 2026 07:27 PM (Ia/+0)

14 @HillaryClinton
A barbaric idea [the public execution of Nidal Hasan], beneath our dignity as a country.


That's the same Hillary Clinton who thought "We came, we saw, he died" was a dignified campaign slogan?

Posted by: Oddbob at October 09, 2026 07:27 PM (vTZFs)

15 Russia will immediately supply over 300,000 Tons of Diesel Fuel to the American and Global Marketplace

6.7 barrels per short ton
7.4 barrels per metric ton

Between 2 million and 2.2 million barrels depending on the units

Leading up to as much as 7.4 million barrels a month.

Zelenskyy is fucking dead if he disrupts that deal.

Posted by: Community Notes at October 09, 2026 07:28 PM (9Hs2w)

16 11 - the father of lies ensures that his slaves never speak the truth.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 09, 2026 07:28 PM (VyBeY)

17
Lower prices for Americans, especially our Great Farmers, Ranchers, and Truckers, is my Greatest Priority. Additionally, it must be understood, that Iran will not have a Nuclear Weapon!

Posted by: SpeakingOf

================

This is beneath our dignity as a nation.

Posted by: Hillary at October 09, 2026 07:29 PM (mmrXZ)

18 Hillary Clinton
@HillaryClinton
A barbaric idea [the public execution of Nidal Hasan], beneath our dignity as a country.
----


News Flash: Nidal Hasan has information that will lead to the indictment of Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: Community Notes at October 09, 2026 07:30 PM (9Hs2w)

19 I look at everything PDT and his administration is doing and am filled with admiration and gratitude.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 09, 2026 07:32 PM (nxLtX)

20 I remember my mom begging me to come out of the water like that pittie. "Come in and get me."

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 09, 2026 07:32 PM (RIvkX)

21 19 I look at everything PDT and his administration is doing and am filled with admiration and gratitude.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 09, 2026 07:32 PM (nxLtX)

yup. hardly a day goes by that I don't say "yes! this is what I voted for!"

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 09, 2026 07:34 PM (VyBeY)

22 I look at everything PDT and his administration is doing and am filled with admiration and gratitude.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 09, 2026 07:32 PM (nxLtX)

yup. hardly a day goes by that I don't say "yes! this is what I voted for!"
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 09, 2026 07:34 PM (VyBeY)
====

Me too but also abject fear about what may follow.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 09, 2026 07:37 PM (RIvkX)

23 hardly blame you for that, SFp, if / when the demonrats steal another election it's gonna get brutal in a hurry.

live in the moment until that happens is the only sane approach.

(imho)

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 09, 2026 07:40 PM (VyBeY)

24
Her Majesty was able to get an earlier flight out of Nashville. I'll be picking her up 9:30ish instead of the 12:30 AM she threatened me with.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 09, 2026 07:41 PM (eRlcH)

25 beneath our dignity as a country.

Did getting thrown into the SUV like a side of beef dignify our nation?

Did Bubba getting, and then lying about getting a "beejer"* dignify our nation?

Did Bengazi dignify our nation?

* a word the kids use these days, I'm told.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 09, 2026 07:42 PM (0sNs1)

26 that's a great mercy, H7! Yay!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 09, 2026 07:43 PM (VyBeY)

27 Me too but also abject fear about what may follow.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 09, 2026 07:37 PM


Prepare.

1. Practice fundamentals.
2. Buy ammo.
3. Eschew wobbly sh*t.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 09, 2026 07:43 PM (0sNs1)

28 Hadrian, see you soon.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 09, 2026 07:43 PM (nxLtX)

29 Me too but also abject fear about what may follow.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

“I have spent most of my life worrying about things that have never happened.”
Twain

Posted by: MkY at October 09, 2026 07:45 PM (ZHRuH)

30
I look at everything PDT and his administration is doing and am filled with admiration and gratitude.

Posted by: Ben Had

===============

RELIEF here. I was truly afraid Kamala could get elected. My lefty office mates were stunned flat that she didn't.

Posted by: Hillary at October 09, 2026 07:45 PM (mmrXZ)

31 BREAKING NEWS: Mr. James Talarico, the soon-to-be- Junior Senator from the Great State of Texas, according to Texas Democrats, was sighted Friday at the ACL Fest.

https://t.co/xiu7Y2FjYm

Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at October 09, 2026 07:47 PM (0sNs1)

32 Hillary Clinton
@HillaryClinton
A barbaric idea [the public execution of Nidal Hasan], beneath our dignity as a country.

-
I suppose we could disguise the execution as a suicide.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 09, 2026 07:47 PM (ndZc7)

33 One of Zelensky's underlings made the expected noises about giving the Russians "gifts", etc., etc.,

The diesel is available for global distribution as well as the US, so if Ukraine wants to mess around with the shipping, they do so at great peril.

Posted by: mrp at October 09, 2026 07:48 PM (rj6Yv)

34 BREAKING NEWS: Mr. James Talarico, the soon-to-be- Junior Senator from the Great State of Texas, according to Texas Democrats, was sighted Friday at the ACL Fest.

-
Did he see his shadow so we have six more weeks of campaigning?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 09, 2026 07:49 PM (ndZc7)

35 Red sky at morning

Still nothing more beautiful.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 09, 2026 07:50 PM (viF8m)

36 "I hope Trump didnt get rolled."

Come on! He's pooty poots stooge. Of course he got rolled!

We would of been much better off with kammie the kommie.

Posted by: A random guy on the net at October 09, 2026 07:50 PM (dCMJG)

37 So last thread talked about Talarico and mental hospital. Reminds me of the great story about Earl Long, Huey Long's brother.

Earl was serving as governor of Louisiana back in the 50s or 60s, for like the third term. He pissed off his wife somehow, so she had him committed to a state mental institution. The problem was that it was the state mental institution. He fired everyone there because he was the governor, walked out, hopped on a plane to Dallas, got a quickie divorce, came back to Baton Rouge, served out his term and ran for US Senate and won, I think. So no, being committed does not damage your chances of election. At least in Louisiana! Maybe Texas is different.

Posted by: SimoHayek at October 09, 2026 07:52 PM (IeYnM)

38 I just started watching newsmax again so I saw my first my pillow commercial in a long time and I swear if you close your eyes during it you would think that Matt Foley was doing the voiceover.

Posted by: Denny Crane - I Shattered my Femur at October 09, 2026 07:52 PM (NoYYJ)

39 Beautiful sunset tonight. Reds, purple and dark orange. Rain 2-3" over the weekend.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 09, 2026 07:53 PM (GZ3K7)

40 Zelensky will do what his EU allies tell him to do.
They might want Trump to lose the mid-terms so it’s possible,

The EU aristocrats know the diesel prices might double but the peasant’s bank accounts is a sacrifice they are willing to make to hurt the Orange Bad Man.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 09, 2026 07:56 PM (6ydKt)

41 The weather should be in the low 70's in the day and 50's at night for the TX MoMe. 😍

Posted by: lin-duh at October 09, 2026 07:57 PM (VCgbV)

42 Thanks for the nice Cafe Ace. The sheep video proves that when cats are told "NO!" they interpret that as "Proceed."

I would love it if when a cat brushes against my legs, it meant something other than "I need more treats." Alas.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 09, 2026 07:57 PM (CHHv1)

43 Ace was a busy fellow today. Enjoy the weekend!

Posted by: H at October 09, 2026 08:02 PM (JSLNb)

44 What's the worst that could happen?

7NEWS Queensland
@7NewsBrisbane
One of Australia's worst serial killers has been set free, after spending the last 27 years behind bars. Snowtown murderer James Vlassakis walked out of prison, to begin life as the country's only paroled serial killer.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 09, 2026 08:03 PM (ndZc7)

45 End a life, have yours
( spits)

Posted by: Skip at October 09, 2026 08:04 PM (Ia/+0)

46 From AI Companies Are Wargaming:

205 180 Saw some data which shows GenX is the most pro-AI generation. Which tracks with what I’ve seen probably. The yuutes hate it. The olds are somewhat receptive. Middle aged dudes are all in on it.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez

Meh, I'm not sure about that. GenX seems to have skepticism in our DNA.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at October 09, 2026 07:13 PM (n17eQ)


Yes, so we're skeptical about both the hype and the dooming. What's left is a fantastic symbolic robot.

If you know how to do something with symbols (which cuts out know-nothings), and you are willing to learn how to use 'AI' to automate it (which cuts out those set in their ways), then you can increase your individual productivity by orders of magnitude -- potentially even cutting out the need to work with people. Perhaps counter-intuitively, the middle-aged are right in the sweet spot for ability and inclination to make good use of it.

Posted by: SciVo at October 09, 2026 08:05 PM (ke3zm)

47 I'm somewhat sane now and have the forged papers to prove it. Notarized and everything.

Posted by: Former Fugitive From Board of Mental Health at October 09, 2026 08:05 PM (EdP2u)

48 And so, it begins . . .

https://tinyurl.com/4b2tkzsn

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 09, 2026 08:06 PM (ndZc7)

49 Happy Friday!

>>> Even executives at the Disney Groomer Network know that soon-to-be-fired Jimmy Kimmel is an "asshole."

I found it amusing to learn that Kimmel's kids apparently are in such a deep nepo baby bubble, they actually thought they would inherit the show from dad one day. Like they own the rights to it or built it or had anything to do with it! They must be crying as much as he does to learn their "legacy"is over.

If dad had build them their own "pirate ship"of a network, like Adam Carolla did, maybe they'd have a shot at that. But Adam's kids weren't raised by a stupid dad, so I think they realize they aren't entitled to it and might not have the talent for it.

Carolla > Kimmel, all day every day.

Posted by: LizLem at October 09, 2026 08:08 PM (Toos7)

50 Evenin’, All. Happy Friday Night.

Posted by: Bulg at October 09, 2026 08:09 PM (77rzZ)

51 I remember my mom begging me to come out of the water like that pittie. "Come in and get me."
****

If I had said something like that to my mom.... Oh, wait, I did say something like that to my mom..once. She yanked me out of the pool like I was a stuffed animal.

Posted by: clarence at October 09, 2026 08:12 PM (zGeQ7)

52 Evenin’, All. Happy Friday Night.
Posted by: Bulg at October 09, 2026 08:09 PM


We hope you have a swingin' evening!

( ) ( )
( ) ( )
(.) (.)

Posted by: Nancy "Perky Emeritus" Pelosi (D-CA) at October 09, 2026 08:13 PM (0sNs1)

53 Mr. James Talarico, the soon-to-be- Junior Senator from the Great State of Texas, according to Texas Democrats, was sighted Friday at the ACL Fest.

-
Thar he blows!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 09, 2026 08:13 PM (ndZc7)

54 Booooobies. Happy Friday.

https://tinyurl.com/yrs28hf5

Posted by: Kindltot at October 09, 2026 08:15 PM (rbvCR)

55 7NEWS Queensland
@7NewsBrisbane
One of Australia's worst serial killers has been set free, after spending the last 27 years behind bars. Snowtown murderer James Vlassakis walked out of prison, to begin life as the country's only paroled serial killer.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 09, 2026 08:03 PM (ndZc7)
=====

And then the murders began.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 09, 2026 08:15 PM (RIvkX)

56 Last news tidbit of the day... maybe it's been posted?

Jane Doe in the Cornell case is being renamed "Train Doe," and she's been doxxed. I'm not gonna share her real name, but it's out there now, as are pictures of her. I blame college sorority movies, but I had a WAY different image in my head of her vs how she looks.

The same people shrieking about her name being doxxed, were probably gleeful the juror was doxxed in the Lindsay Clancy case. They both have a right to privacy in their respective court cases. But society is garbage right now so here we are!

Anyway, that's all the bad stuff. Hope you are looking to good forward to good things this weekend!

Posted by: LizLem at October 09, 2026 08:15 PM (Toos7)

57 Trump said he'd struck a deal with Russian President Vladimir Putin for a quick release of 300,000 tons (about 2.2 million barrels), followed by another 500,000 in November and 1 million tons "immediately thereafter." That comes out to about 13.5 million barrels.
---------

Russia, Russia, Russia

Russia, Russia, Russia

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 09, 2026 08:17 PM (vPv7/)

58 Looks like himmicane Isaias is about to hit the coast of the Florida panhandle...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 09, 2026 08:17 PM (l3cgK)

59 58 Looks like himmicane Isaias is about to hit the coast of the Florida panhandle...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 09, 2026 08:17 PM (l3cgK)

The eye, that is

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 09, 2026 08:18 PM (l3cgK)

60 48 And so, it begins . . .

https://tinyurl.com/4b2tkzsn

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks,
---

It's a Chinese bot isn't it?
Every Chinese bot is destructive.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 09, 2026 08:22 PM (vPv7/)

61 Who's operating the bot? Cartelistos?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 09, 2026 08:23 PM (vPv7/)

62 >> 58 Looks like himmicane Isaias is about to hit the coast of the Florida panhandle...

I'm still amazed that there's been like zero hurricanes this year. Is this numero uno?

Posted by: LizLem at October 09, 2026 08:23 PM (Toos7)

63 Checking on our morons and ettes in the path of the storm. Please let us know how you are faring.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 09, 2026 08:24 PM (BYJyI)

64 Evening, Ace and Cafe patrons! It was getting cold outside, with some scattered drops of rain. Done messing about for the day.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 09, 2026 08:25 PM (quk5M)

65 62 LizLem, yep.

Posted by: Bulg at October 09, 2026 08:25 PM (77rzZ)

66 Greetings.

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 09, 2026 08:25 PM (yPX1l)

67 Heh. I had not seen anything aside from various vague references.

Sexually transmitted Diarrhea, huh? *snicker*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 09, 2026 08:26 PM (Y/06r)

68 Is that Pensacola?

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 09, 2026 08:26 PM (yPX1l)

69 Hey, Boss Moss.

Posted by: Bulg at October 09, 2026 08:26 PM (77rzZ)

70 Hillary Clinton
@HillaryClinton
A barbaric idea [the public execution of Nidal Hasan], beneath our dignity as a country.
----

Dear Hillary: why don't you sit in his lap?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 09, 2026 08:27 PM (quk5M)

71 >>> 62 >> 58 Looks like himmicane Isaias is about to hit the coast of the Florida panhandle...
==
I'm still amazed that there's been like zero hurricanes this year. Is this numero uno?
Posted by: LizLem at October 09, 2026 08:23 PM (Toos7)

Some other Moron pointed out that there was a long span of no hurricanes after OrangeManBad renamed it to the Gulf of America.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 09, 2026 08:27 PM (3mtzY)

72 Hey, tcn in Alaska.

Posted by: Bulg at October 09, 2026 08:27 PM (77rzZ)

73 32 Hillary Clinton
@HillaryClinton
A barbaric idea [the public execution of Nidal Hasan], beneath our dignity as a country.

-
I suppose we could disguise the execution as a suicide.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 09, 2026 07:47 PM (ndZc7)

I agree. She IS beneath all of our dignity. She is afraid that if people watch, they might want to do the same to traitors. Ahem.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 09, 2026 08:28 PM (BYJyI)

74 Working with powder as a job.

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 09, 2026 08:29 PM (yPX1l)

75
I did a double take hearing some weather idiot standing on the beach "braving the storm" pronouncing "Isaias". WTF?

I pronounce that "eye-zay-us". He tried something I won't even attempt to pronounce.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 09, 2026 08:29 PM (w6EFb)

76 Mexican Cartels Send Members to Ukraine

https://tinyurl.com/3c788epp


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 09, 2026 08:30 PM (vPv7/)

77 I’m experiencing TxMoMe envy.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 09, 2026 08:30 PM (BYJyI)

78 @HillaryClinton
A barbaric idea [the public execution of Nidal Hasan], beneath our dignity as a country.
-----------

Also HillaryClinton: "We came. We saw. And he died.... Cackle cackle cackle."

Posted by: ... at October 09, 2026 08:31 PM (vE0+H)

79 Hillary Clinton
@HillaryClinton
A barbaric idea [the public execution of Nidal Hasan], beneath our dignity as a country.

I avoid a certain word, but:

Go to hell, you fucking drunken cunt.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Sounding the Carnyx at October 09, 2026 08:31 PM (0aYVJ)

80 Hey, don’t blame me. It was before my time.

Posted by: Dr. Zaius at October 09, 2026 08:31 PM (77rzZ)

81 >>> @HillaryClinton
A barbaric idea [the public execution of Nidal Hasan], beneath our dignity as a country.

She also thought we should drone strike Assange. But executing a traitor is barbaric.

She's just mad she can't Arkancide someone. She misses it.

Posted by: LizLem at October 09, 2026 08:32 PM (Toos7)

82 BREAKING NEWS: Mr. James Talarico, the soon-to-be- Junior Senator from the Great State of Texas, according to Texas Democrats, was sighted Friday at the ACL Fest.

https://t.co/xiu7Y2FjYm
Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at October 09, 2026 07:47 PM (0sNs1)

Body double. Did anybody check his earlobes to make sure they matched old photos of him? I thought not.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at October 09, 2026 08:32 PM (jDLN4)

83 Make the rest of Baja great again.

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 09, 2026 08:32 PM (yPX1l)

84 73 32 Hillary Clinton
@HillaryClinton
A barbaric idea [the public execution of Nidal Hasan], beneath our dignity as a country.

-

Better to shoot him in the head, roll him up in a carpet and leave him in the park.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 09, 2026 08:32 PM (vPv7/)

85 Cleaned ny gutters out,said rain Sunday but not sure ir thats the hurricane to get to me yet

Posted by: Skip at October 09, 2026 08:32 PM (Ia/+0)

86
I did a double take hearing some weather idiot standing on the beach "braving the storm" pronouncing "Isaias". WTF?

I pronounce that "eye-zay-us". He tried something I won't even attempt to pronounce.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley[/i

ah EEE zus

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 09, 2026 08:32 PM (Cqx++)

87 Nitro Cellulose.

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 09, 2026 08:33 PM (yPX1l)

88 Off sock.

Posted by: Bulg at October 09, 2026 08:33 PM (77rzZ)

89
BREAKING NEWS: Mr. James Talarico, the soon-to-be- Junior Senator from the Great State of Texas, according to Texas Democrats, was sighted Friday at the ACL Fest.

He tore his ACL?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 09, 2026 08:33 PM (Cqx++)

90 Austin City Limits.

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 09, 2026 08:34 PM (yPX1l)

91 Body double. Did anybody check his earlobes to make sure they matched old photos of him? I thought not.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at October 09, 2026 08:32 PM (jDLN

Holy cow, imagine how much they would have to pay someone to ape that clown.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 09, 2026 08:35 PM (BYJyI)

92 What Hillary knows about dignity could fit in Monica's mouth.

Posted by: fd at October 09, 2026 08:35 PM (MWfyi)

93 That looked very empty for ACL ... just saying.

Posted by: lin-duh at October 09, 2026 08:35 PM (VCgbV)

94
Sexually transmitted Diarrhea, huh? *snicker*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 09, 2026 08:26 PM (Y/06r)

__________

I wonder how you get that, he inquired dryly.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 09, 2026 08:36 PM (eRlcH)

95 Holy cow, imagine how much they would have to pay someone to ape that clown.
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 09, 2026 08:35 PM (BYJyI)

Alfred E. Neuman has fallen on hard times lately; he might be up for it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 09, 2026 08:37 PM (quk5M)

96 STD diarrhea? They're doing it wrong.

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 09, 2026 08:37 PM (yPX1l)

97 Isaias is the old school spelling of the Prophet we now translate as Isaiah. Pronounced the same as far as I know.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 09, 2026 08:37 PM (BYJyI)

98
Holy cow, imagine how much they would have to pay someone to ape that clown.
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 09, 2026 08:35 PM (BYJyI)

__________

He screamed, "AAAAAHH! Voters! Get me out of here!!" So it really was him.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 09, 2026 08:37 PM (eRlcH)

99
Here's script-reader Hillary off script (8 seconds long, cackle cackle):

https://is.gd/Q7mOfJ

Why did they use Hillary to announce the Hasan stuff is "barbaric" and not one of their other script readers? To corral idiot women. Only reason. Transparent fucking shitstains.

Posted by: ... at October 09, 2026 08:38 PM (vE0+H)

100 92 What Hillary knows about dignity could fit in Monica's mouth.
Posted by: fd at October 09, 2026 08:35 PM (MWfyi)

I think you just won the internet.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 09, 2026 08:38 PM (BYJyI)

101 89
BREAKING NEWS: Mr. James Talarico, the soon-to-be- Junior Senator from the Great State of Texas, according to Texas Democrats, was sighted Friday at the ACL Fest.
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Devil worshipers all.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 09, 2026 08:39 PM (vPv7/)

102 76 Mexican Cartels Send Members to Ukraine

https://tinyurl.com/3c788epp


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 09, 2026 08:30 PM (vPv7/)

hoo boy...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 09, 2026 08:40 PM (l3cgK)

103 Hillary Clinton
@HillaryClinton
A barbaric idea [the public execution of Nidal Hasan], beneath our dignity as a country.


Now do Islamic countries, Ms Never to be President.

Posted by: Gref at October 09, 2026 08:41 PM (5rh/l)

104 "ah EEE zus
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr"


We ain't never gonna make it.

Posted by: Donnie Iris at October 09, 2026 08:41 PM (MWfyi)

105 We're never, ever, ever gonna make it yeah!

Posted by: Donnie Iris at October 09, 2026 08:42 PM (MWfyi)

106 99
Here's script-reader Hillary off script (8 seconds long, cackle cackle):

https://is.gd/Q7mOfJ

Why did they use Hillary to announce the Hasan stuff is "barbaric" and not one of their other script readers? To corral idiot women. Only reason. Transparent fucking shitstains.

Posted by: ...
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Yup, she murdered Qaddafi and several of our guys in the same play. Also lit the fuse, to say the least, on the middle east wildfire.

and she's laughing
laugh in hell bitch



Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 09, 2026 08:43 PM (vPv7/)

107 The clowns on WAVY10 pronounced each vowel. Eye sigh eh ass

Posted by: Accomack at October 09, 2026 08:44 PM (4c58h)

108 I am waiting on hurricane zyzzyx.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Sounding the Carnyx at October 09, 2026 08:47 PM (0aYVJ)

109 The clowns on WAVY10 pronounced each vowel. Eye sigh eh ass
Posted by: Accomack at October 09, 2026 08:44 PM (4c58h)

They could name a hurricane after the Cornell skank. Call it "Easy-ass".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 09, 2026 08:47 PM (quk5M)

110 WAVY TV 10? I lived around there once.

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 09, 2026 08:48 PM (yPX1l)

111 Well, I had better put on some clean clothes, and go to town and buy some grub.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 09, 2026 08:49 PM (quk5M)

112 The clowns on WAVY10 pronounced each vowel. Eye sigh eh ass
Posted by: Accomack

You on the Peninsula side or Norfolk/VA Beach side?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 09, 2026 08:50 PM (GZ3K7)

113 Yes, Hillary is indeed qualified to be arbiter of "barbaric."

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 09, 2026 08:52 PM (RIvkX)

114 Prayer for those in the path of the hurricane.

Posted by: Bulg at October 09, 2026 08:55 PM (77rzZ)

115 107 The clowns on WAVY10 pronounced each vowel. Eye sigh eh ass

Posted by: Accomack at October 09, 2026 08:44 PM (4c58h)


Yesterday the clowns on Fox were going Espanol with it.
EE-see-ahhss

Posted by: Gref at October 09, 2026 08:55 PM (5rh/l)

116 >>Hillary Clinton
@HillaryClinton
A barbaric idea [the public execution of Nidal Hasan], beneath our dignity as a country.

Woman who wanted to drone a reporter who was going to expose her criminality has thoughts on barbarism.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 09, 2026 08:55 PM (viF8m)

117 Mike Ditka passed away, as we all know now.

My senior drill sergeant at Fort Sill looked a lot like Iron Mike. Scary fucking dude. His first name was also Mike (I learned later).

Later, he became my first sergeant in Germany. the Army is a small world. He was a helluva good NCO and a good man.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Sounding the Carnyx at October 09, 2026 08:59 PM (0aYVJ)

118 105 We're never, ever, ever gonna make it yeah!
Posted by: Donnie Iris



Enjoy retirement, pride of Ellwood City!!

(he officially retired today. health issues and he's over 80).

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at October 09, 2026 09:00 PM (n17eQ)

119 Today probably being the last 80 degree day here for the next six months, I got out my assortment of air to water hose adapters and blew out my lawn sprinkler system.

Why do it now, when we are still weeks away from freezing weather? If you have ever been squirted with 35 degree water by a sprinkler head, when it's 40 degrees out, in a 30 mph wind, you'd know why.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at October 09, 2026 09:00 PM (jDLN4)

120 President Trump just PERSONALLY presented Elon Musk the National Medal of Science for his incredible contributions to our nation
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President Trump is re: Letitia James on stage in New York, calling her a “DISGUSTING DOG”

https://tinyurl.com/56rybn7s

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 09, 2026 09:02 PM (vPv7/)

121 "(he officially retired today. health issues and he's over 80).
Posted by: Puddleglum"

Really? What a coincidence. I didn't even know he was still around.

Posted by: fd at October 09, 2026 09:05 PM (MWfyi)

122 President Trump is re: Letitia James on stage in New York, calling her a “DISGUSTING DOG POOP".

Posted by: That's more like it at October 09, 2026 09:06 PM (MWfyi)

123 @LasVegasLocally
If you're in Southern California, you should probably get in your car and start driving to Las Vegas right now. https://t.co/0ztg56IqlT
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_But first, stop by the bank and make a cash withdrawal.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 09, 2026 09:08 PM (vPv7/)

124 Wake Up NJ New Jersey@wakeupnj · 2h

Every heard of the Storm of October 1804? It's also famously known as the "Snow Hurricane," made landfall in New Jersey on Oct 9th. Striking near Atlantic City, the storm hit the coast as a strong Cat 2 or weak Cat 3. It is celebrated in meteorological history as the first tropical cyclone ever recorded to produce snowfall. Wild stuff

• Maritime Devastation: The hurricane sank or beached numerous ships along the Mid-Atlantic coast. A ship was run aground near Absecon, and a ferry capsized in the Delaware River near Trenton

• Coastal Damage: Strong storm surges and high winds battered coastal communities, tearing up docks and wharves

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 09, 2026 09:12 PM (vPv7/)

125 >>> 123 @LasVegasLocally
If you're in Southern California, you should probably get in your car and start driving to Las Vegas right now. https://t.co/0ztg56IqlT
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_But first, stop by the bank and make a cash withdrawal.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 09, 2026 09:08 PM (vPv7/)

California is tipping over!!!

Posted by: Hank Johnson at October 09, 2026 09:14 PM (3mtzY)

126 What Hillary knows about dignity could fit in Monica's mouth.
Posted by: fd at October 09, 2026 08:35 PM (MWfyi)

COTW nominee.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 09, 2026 09:14 PM (wVcYX)

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