Tuesday Cafe

Chongqing, China
(on the Yangtze)
by: by.harper

Some people crush other people's heads. Other people use their forced-perspective hands more constructively.

Holy crap this woman runs her mouth, amirite

Baby and cat bond over a mutual love affair with napping.

In a historic first, dogs and mailmen end previous hostilities and agree to "a new spirit of amity and cooperation."

You (the dumb one): Giant moth larvae are so cute!

Me (the smart one): No they're not, they're weird and gross you dum-dum.

Light show at a Prague church.

A giant lantern in Sri Lanka. Standard Reference Humans have been inserted for scale at 0:30.

Not all heroes wear capes.

Rescuing an injured jaguar drowning in a lake.

Rescuing a baby elephant trapped in deep mud. I think at the end he is reunited with his mother, who has been tranquilized so she doesn't freak out and go Mrs. Dumbo on the rescuers.

Mini pony is stuck at the edge of a giant precipice.

If you act like your belong there and walk with purpose, you can get past any security.

Bringing food for a stray mama dog's puppies.

But is it art?

Owl couple care for their eggs.

A little forced perspective turns this into a real Movie Poster shot. Scan through all three photos to see how they posed this and what it turned into:

Damn!!🔥🔥
Now this is Photography. https://t.co/rfQNv7U9vq
— /CapsLock (@sethmilli) August 31, 2019

This vertical time-lapse captures the Milky Way drifting over snow-dusted mountain peaks, highlighting how night sky photography turns Earth's rotation into a serene, meditative view of the cosmos. https://t.co/v22b12j1sh
— Nature's Beauty (@Nature_Beauty11) September 27, 2026

Exploding meteor over Acapulco:

Esto se vio en la bahía de Acapulco, llama la atención que haya tantos videos y de diferentes ángulos. ¿Creen que sea una bruja? https://t.co/yP0XNM6r5d
— El Renacido (@RenacidoParody) October 4, 2026

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1 !

Posted by: Hawkpilot at October 06, 2026 07:32 PM (OFFIZ)

2 Hello

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at October 06, 2026 07:32 PM (l26NL)

3 Ha! ‘Sup, Ace?

Posted by: Hawkpilot at October 06, 2026 07:32 PM (OFFIZ)

4 Evening Ace!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 06, 2026 07:32 PM (NnhvP)

5 Willowed: She'd never have attracted, let alone married, Bill Clinton and would have just been a corrupt lawyer in some big city.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

I always thought if she'd never met Bill, she would have worked for some state or fed agency as a worker bee. She'd never have risen to upper management because of her incompetence. And dishonesty I guess.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at October 06, 2026 07:32 PM (l26NL)

6 Nooded..

Posted by: Hawkpilot at October 06, 2026 07:33 PM (OFFIZ)

7 That looks like a place where you meet your underworld contacts.

Posted by: toby928(c) at October 06, 2026 07:33 PM (4NO2D)

8 You know what fuck this shit.

How am I supposed to know that saying "Ching Chong" is racist but saying "Chongqing" is just the name of a town?

Stupid damn ching chongs.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 06, 2026 07:34 PM (aKiSo)

9 Dodgers 3-0, top of the fifth.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at October 06, 2026 07:35 PM (l26NL)

10 Erik Schmitt creates mesmerizing videos where he cleverly uses perspective and editing to give the illusion of moving cars with just a swipe of his hand.

I'm sorry but this is retarded, and not particularly well executed.

Posted by: toby928(c) at October 06, 2026 07:36 PM (4NO2D)

11 I'm sorry but this is retarded, and not particularly well executed.
Posted by: toby928(c) at October 06, 2026 07:36 PM (4NO2D)

Damn, you just gave me a flashback to middle school English class.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 06, 2026 07:37 PM (aKiSo)

12 That top pic looks like it was taken straight out of the video game Hitman: World of Assassination.

One of the missions in the Hitman 3 scenarios takes place in a locale that looks just like that.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 06, 2026 07:39 PM (FZ29D)

13 Damn, you just gave me a flashback to middle school English class.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 06, 2026 07:37 PM (aKiSo)

Was it a John Steinbeck novel, or the essay they made you write about it?

Posted by: The Red Pony sucked at October 06, 2026 07:39 PM (sDWtc)

14 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at October 06, 2026 07:39 PM (Ia/+0)

15 I've got some great elephant photos I would send ace but he never opens his emails.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 06, 2026 07:39 PM (viF8m)

16 That looks like a place where you meet your underworld contacts.
Posted by: toby928(c) at October 06, 2026 07:33 PM (4NO2D)
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Greetings!

Posted by: Agent 47 at October 06, 2026 07:40 PM (FZ29D)

17
*sees Café has been burned down by "students"*

*heads for McDonald's down street*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 06, 2026 07:40 PM (eRlcH)

18
Kraut spook August Hanning worked for the Israelis?

Tucker will have all the details and implications by tomorrow.

Posted by: Auspex at October 06, 2026 07:42 PM (Y8DZL)

19
Is that Mattress Girl in the foreground?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 06, 2026 07:42 PM (eRlcH)

20 If you act like your belong there and walk with purpose, you can get past any security.

"Me? Simba was supposed to get that bacon!"

Posted by: 88C+u at October 06, 2026 07:44 PM (sDWtc)

21

I love Autumn. The trees are gorgeous.

There must be wildlife moving to town already. Dogs all over town have been barking a lot today.

Posted by: four seasons at October 06, 2026 07:44 PM (/QHx4)

22 I always thought if she'd never met Bill, she would have worked for some state or fed agency as a worker bee. She'd never have risen to upper management because of her incompetence. And dishonesty I guess.
-----

Not only was she *vile* and immoral, she's just *clueless* about so many things as well. The thing about her "damn emails" was not only recklessly illegal and worth 20+ years in a Federal prison...it was a *stupid* move on her part because it opened her (what she viewed, incorrectly, as) "private world" to any third-rate hack with computer skills. I guarantee the Chineese and the Russians laughed their asses off at some of the stuff they read from "her" email system, but it wouldn't shock me if some college kid with ambition wasn't reading them too!

Posted by: Crusader at October 06, 2026 07:44 PM (TN0g+)

23 Shaka, when the Great Wall fell.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 06, 2026 07:45 PM (nDXEV)

24 I could have been first but I was crushing heads.

Posted by: fd - Proud Boomer at October 06, 2026 07:45 PM (MWfyi)

25 Don't meteors usually travel faster than that?

Posted by: toby928(c) at October 06, 2026 07:45 PM (4NO2D)

26 It might be photography but can't tell what its supposed to be

Posted by: Skip at October 06, 2026 07:46 PM (Ia/+0)

27 Ching and Chong's "Up in Smoke" was pretty funny, ya gotta admit.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 06, 2026 07:47 PM (nDXEV)

28 If a meteor, shouldn't it be making a tital wave?

Posted by: Skip at October 06, 2026 07:47 PM (Ia/+0)

29
Charles McCarry's Lucky Bastard uses Bill and Hill as models.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 06, 2026 07:48 PM (eRlcH)

30 Goal!

Posted by: JackStraw at October 06, 2026 07:48 PM (viF8m)

31 toby thats what I am getting at

Posted by: Skip at October 06, 2026 07:48 PM (Ia/+0)

32 A/C isn't running, furnace not running. Nice time of year.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 06, 2026 07:49 PM (BAWkL)

33 I think it's a burning ultralight aircraft.

Posted by: toby928(c) at October 06, 2026 07:49 PM (4NO2D)

34 If your like astronomy a few good YouTube videos series. I like Astrum. He has videos of planets, moones and way out thete stuff.

Posted by: Skip at October 06, 2026 07:50 PM (Ia/+0)

35
Youngest child's birthday is today. She is now 45 y/o.

Hubby and I are old, lol.

Where does the time go?

Posted by: four seasons at October 06, 2026 07:51 PM (/QHx4)

36 Could be a flaming drone

Posted by: Skip at October 06, 2026 07:51 PM (Ia/+0)

37 Where does the time go?

Posted by: four seasons

Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end, the faster it goes.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 06, 2026 07:53 PM (BAWkL)

38
So true Mr Aspirin Factory, lol.

Posted by: four seasons at October 06, 2026 07:54 PM (/QHx4)

39 Heh. Apparently Chuck Schumer just said something like "our ultimate goal is to make all illegal aliens citizens" or words to that effect.

..... what a jackass.

A) That isn't your goal at all, it's just box-wine slop to fuel the RAWFL stomps.
B) Do you even think that's *their* goal? They already have all the benefits of citizenship, with none of the drawbacks. All the rights, none of the responsibilities. Who in hell is here, in the flesh, illegally, who dearly wishes they could only give away half their paycheck before they even get it, and then give away the other half to pay for all the taxes on their house and their car and their dog and their own damn head, just to get told to fuck off when they go to the hospital with their "Actual" "Insurance" that covers literally nothing anymore?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 06, 2026 07:56 PM (aKiSo)

40 The lions reacting in the "They couldn't believe the audacity" captioned X post of the warthog going by is the exact same reaction Commentators here have to some rando troll coming in and dissing Ace's strong, straight, and sturdy shelving.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 06, 2026 07:57 PM (0sNs1)

41
Where does the time go?

Thataway

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 06, 2026 07:57 PM (Cqx++)

42 Where does the time go?

Who can catch the smoke of the dead wood burning or has seen the lost years from the dark sea returning.

Posted by: toby928(c) at October 06, 2026 07:58 PM (4NO2D)

43
Where does the time go?

Posted by: four seasons

Yo the memories.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 06, 2026 07:58 PM (NnhvP)

44 Some people crush other people's heads.

All, the classics!

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at October 06, 2026 07:58 PM (iIyc0)

45 40 The lions reacting in the "They couldn't believe the audacity" captioned X post of the warthog going by is the exact same reaction Commentators here have to some rando troll coming in and dissing Ace's strong, straight, and sturdy shelving.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 06, 2026 07:57 PM (0sNs1)

"Should we go after them?"

"Nah, let's wait and see where this goes...."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 06, 2026 07:58 PM (aKiSo)

46 If your like astronomy . . .

Scientists might have discovered a "slow-moving object in our Solar System" that could be the fabled Planet X

https://tinyurl.com/ywxj6yru

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Planet X? Musk bought it?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 06, 2026 07:58 PM (ndZc7)

47 Ahhh, not all.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at October 06, 2026 07:59 PM (iIyc0)

48 That looks like a place where you meet your underworld contacts.
Posted by: toby928(c) at October 06, 2026 07:33 PM

Be careful. That Han Solo fellow shoots first.

Posted by: zombie Greedo at October 06, 2026 08:00 PM (0sNs1)

49 How am I supposed to know that saying "Ching Chong" is racist but saying "Chongqing" is just the name of a town?

Stupid damn ching chongs.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 06, 2026 07:34 PM (aKiSo)

I'm going with the old-school American spelling/pronunciation:

Chungking.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at October 06, 2026 08:00 PM (iIyc0)

50 Way past my bedtime
Have a good night everyone

Posted by: Skip at October 06, 2026 08:01 PM (Ia/+0)

51 Chungking.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at October 06, 2026 08:00 PM (iIyc0)

IT IS CURRENTLY OCTOBER AND THAT'S THE THING YOU DO WITH PUMPKINS IN OCTOBER

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISSBERGER at October 06, 2026 08:02 PM (aKiSo)

52 ***stuck at the edge of a giant precipice.
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When stuck at the edge of a giant precipice don't be shy.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 06, 2026 08:02 PM (+yTe/)

53 "If you act like your belong there and walk with purpose, you can get past any security"

Penguins often use this technique. In some cases they can put on a very good show and infiltrate award ceremonies and other such black tie events, but the mephitic miasma surrounding the uninvited guests soon reveals their presence, and results in their subsequent ejection from the gathering before they can do too much damage to the punch.

Posted by: Penguin Facts at October 06, 2026 08:02 PM (MWfyi)

54

I am praying that tomorrow will be peaceful. I am sure Israel is on high alert.

Posted by: four seasons at October 06, 2026 08:02 PM (/QHx4)

55 I've been working on a job site that has strict safety rules, but also strict security to go in and out of the building, so we've all been joking that it's the one place on earth where the "high viz and a clipboard" rule is inverted.

You walk in with no hi viz to this place's security gate, and hoo nelly you had damn well better be someone important.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 06, 2026 08:04 PM (aKiSo)

56 >>>Rescuing an injured jaguar drowning in a lake.

It's like there is a secret competition out there: Who can come up with the most awful music to play in the background of their video.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 06, 2026 08:04 PM (syz1S)

57 Planet X? Musk bought it?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 06, 2026 07:58 PM (ndZc7)
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He built it.

It's just a coincidence it resembles a "moon" from a certain space fantasy franchise.

Ignore the giant disc on the surface that resembles a superlaser.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 06, 2026 08:06 PM (FZ29D)

58 >>>Rescuing an injured jaguar drowning in a lake.

It will drown and feed the catfish.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 06, 2026 08:06 PM (BAWkL)

59 Someone posted earlier that Springsteen looks like a lesbian. I'd read earlier that Springsteen was suspected of using a lot of steroids when he bulked up in the early 80's and that the bill is coming due now. Makes sense.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at October 06, 2026 08:07 PM (l26NL)

60 I might pull a E-Type out of a lake and certainly a D-Type but anything after those why bother?

Posted by: fd at October 06, 2026 08:08 PM (MWfyi)

61 Ephelants

https://post___.cc/McbzGJ94

The babies are pretty damn cute.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 06, 2026 08:09 PM (viF8m)

62 Ok, that explains Springsteen. But what about Chris Rock?

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at October 06, 2026 08:09 PM (iIyc0)

63 >>>Rescuing an injured jaguar drowning in a lake.

It will drown and feed the catfish.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 06, 2026 08:06 PM (BAWkL)
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And the circle of life is complete! *** cue music ***

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 06, 2026 08:09 PM (FZ29D)

64 Leftists are in a fit because Trump and Hegseth are going to execute Hasan.

Just tell them it's work place violence.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at October 06, 2026 08:10 PM (l26NL)

65 25 Don't meteors usually travel faster than that?
Posted by: toby928(c) at October 06, 2026 07:45 PM (4NO2D)

__________________________

Not sure what that was. A meteor will have a smoke trail and, yes, be faster than that. A flare won't make that big of a wave (too light by the time it returns to the surface). That looked more like a Roman Candle type firework that was shot off and ignited upon return.

So, I'm thinking some kind of firework, or someone's disposable drone that had pyrotechnics attached.

Posted by: Orson at October 06, 2026 08:10 PM (dIske)

66
Eva Marie Saint is mort at the age of 102.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 06, 2026 08:10 PM (eRlcH)

67 64 Leftists are in a fit because Trump and Hegseth are going to execute Hasan.

Just tell them it's work place violence.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at October 06, 2026 08:10 PM (l26NL)

Yeah, well I'm in a fit because the pansies won't live-stream it.

We can't always get what we want.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 06, 2026 08:11 PM (aKiSo)

68 Catfish do not normally eat cats but are not adverse to a little pussy.

Posted by: Catfish Facts at October 06, 2026 08:11 PM (MWfyi)

69 Well that was a fail.

That's better.

https://tinyurl.com/5he5nxes

Posted by: JackStraw at October 06, 2026 08:11 PM (viF8m)

70 "Leftists are in a fit because Trump and Hegseth are going to execute Hasa"

They should show their convictions and storm the place he is being held.

Posted by: Catfish Facts at October 06, 2026 08:14 PM (MWfyi)

71 Evenin’, All.

Slow night for a Tuesday.

Posted by: Bulg at October 06, 2026 08:14 PM (77rzZ)

72
lol, James crushed Benson in the Mi. gubernatorial debate tonight; she was making up numbers and got called on it.

Posted by: Auspex at October 06, 2026 08:14 PM (Y8DZL)

73 From the DU echo chamber:

You will never never never ever hear a group of Democrats

Cheer the destruction of an American city. This should be the opening statement at every rally. The maga have shamed themselves beyond belief.

Cheering the destruction of an entire nation? That's (D)ifferent.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 06, 2026 08:14 PM (0sNs1)

74 You gotta watch to the end for the dog rescue video (not all heroes wear capes). Spoiler alert: the guy is practically dying of hypothermia and the dog is looking around like "what's the big deal?" I LOL'd for some reason.

Posted by: Max Power at October 06, 2026 08:15 PM (SwyyQ)

75
Bulg,

We were waiting for you to liven up the place.

Posted by: four seasons at October 06, 2026 08:16 PM (/QHx4)

76
You gotta watch to the end for the dog rescue video (not all heroes wear capes). Spoiler alert: the guy is practically dying of hypothermia and the dog is looking around like "what's the big deal?" I LOL'd for some reason.
Posted by: Max Power

================

I can't watch the rescue videos. I know they all end happily, but I'm dying until they do.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 06, 2026 08:17 PM (mmrXZ)

77 To everything (Turn, turn, turn)
There is a season (Turn, turn, turn)

Tennessee Department Of Corrections Sends Christa Pike To Canadian Retirement Home To Be Successfully Executed

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 06, 2026 08:17 PM (ndZc7)

78 So, I'm thinking some kind of firework, or someone's disposable drone that had pyrotechnics attached.
Posted by: Orson at October 06, 2026 08:10 PM (dIske)
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Definitely looked like the remnant of a pyrotechnic device that flared at the end.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 06, 2026 08:17 PM (FZ29D)

79 >>You will never never never ever hear a group of Democrats

>>Cheer the destruction of an American city. This should be the opening statement at every rally. The maga have shamed themselves beyond belief.

I seem to remember the wife of a Democrat nominee for VP waxing poetic about her love of the smell of burning Minneapolis. The entire Democrat Party cheered the Summer of Love and the takeover of Chaz in Portland.

Leftists just say shit. Reality never factors into the equation.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 06, 2026 08:18 PM (viF8m)

80 Someone posted earlier that Springsteen looks like a lesbian. I'd read earlier that Springsteen was suspected of using a lot of steroids when he bulked up in the early 80's and that the bill is coming due now. Makes sense.
Posted by: Blutarski

Rings true, given what we know about the "stars" of that era.

Posted by: Long time guy at October 06, 2026 08:19 PM (U8cTc)

81 *juggles handkerchiefs*

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 06, 2026 08:19 PM (BAWkL)

82 75 OK, who wants to see my belly dance?

Posted by: Bulg at October 06, 2026 08:20 PM (77rzZ)

83 lot of people keeled over last few days, Jim Bakker and Denny Hastert

Posted by: 88C+u at October 06, 2026 08:20 PM (sDWtc)

84 They literally don't understand what cathartic bitching is.

Of course no one *actually* wants to see an American city nuked, you useless dildos. We're laughing at the idea because those cities fucking suck and are full of dickheads like you, making life worse for everyone on Earth every single day.

But you assgoblins can't even fathom the concept of that kind of hyperbolic bitching, which means all the horrid rotten shit you *do* say every day all day is you truly and honestly wishing death and violence upon your imagined Enemies. Because you're a bunch of sick broken useless fucks.

We jeer at the idea of a city being nuked.

You cheer at the reality of a husband and father getting murdered in broad daylight. At women getting raped and abducted, babies being broken and murdered, for the crime of going to a music festival while being Of Tribe. At men getting railroaded for crimes they didn't commit because Vulva. At women going free after brutally murdering their own children because A Guy You Don't Like Is President For A Bit.

I have no time for these monsters.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 06, 2026 08:21 PM (aKiSo)

85 "who wants to see my belly dance?
Posted by: Bulg

I'm all out of dollar bills. I do have some Kroger coupons.

Posted by: fd - Proud Boomer at October 06, 2026 08:22 PM (MWfyi)

86 83 And Eva Marie Saint.

That’s a weird trio, I’ll grant you.

Posted by: Bulg at October 06, 2026 08:22 PM (77rzZ)

87 How am I supposed to know that saying "Ching Chong" is racist but saying "Chongqing" is just the name of a town?

Stupid damn ching chongs.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HIS NICKNAME IS IN JAPANESE.

Posted by: BEN ROFLCOPTER at October 06, 2026 08:22 PM (VHUov)

88
lot of people keeled over last few days, Jim Bakker and Denny Hastert
Posted by: 88C+u at October 06, 2026 08:20 PM (sDWtc)

__________

Jeffrey Archer, yesterday.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 06, 2026 08:23 PM (eRlcH)

89
It should be racist for calling white people names. But nóóooo.

Posted by: four seasons at October 06, 2026 08:24 PM (/QHx4)

90 I PEED IN THE PUNCH!

Posted by: Penguin Pete, Channeling Newbomb Turk at October 06, 2026 08:24 PM (EdP2u)

91 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HIS NICKNAME IS IN JAPANESE.
Posted by: BEN ROFLCOPTER at October 06, 2026 08:22 PM (VHUov)

Heh.

I may not be of any asian persuasion myself, but I do know that ain't nobody on earth can hate a chinaman more than a japanese dude can.

We're all like "lol you're short and your food is gross so we made our own food and called it your food", and then buy all our shit from them.

They built entire murder prisons that made Auschwitz look like an awkward dinner party.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 06, 2026 08:26 PM (aKiSo)

92 Evenin'.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 06, 2026 08:27 PM (l3cgK)

93 68 Catfish do not normally eat cats but are not adverse to a little pussy.
Posted by: Catfish Facts

There are Wels Catfish in Europe that have eaten children. The record largest caught on a hook and line was 299 lbs. in the River Po in Italy.

Posted by: Flathead Frank at October 06, 2026 08:29 PM (EdP2u)

94 Denny Hastert was an example of both sides having dirt on the other.

Yet, only one side ever pulls the trigger.

Posted by: Long time guy at October 06, 2026 08:29 PM (U8cTc)

95 Just saw in the sidebar Sandy Eggo doing what it does now that a majority of the City Council are Libbies...

This got me in their definition of Islamophobia:
"Making false, dehumanizing, demonizing, or stereotypical allegations about Muslims as a
group, including portraying Muslims as inherently violent, extremist, disloyal,
uncivilized, or incompatible with democratic society...Promoting conspiracy theories alleging that Muslims seek to undermine democratic
institutions, secretly control government, or impose religious rule."

BUT, ISLAM IS INCOMPATIBLE with democracy, and you can't say the muzzie terrorists that have attacked us over, and over, and over again aren't violent...and Sharia courts? WTF is that for if not to impose religious rule?

https://tinyurl.com/nhams8pb

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 06, 2026 08:31 PM (l3cgK)

96

Venezuela's Cardón Oil Refinery, the country's second-largest, exploded and caught fire today.

The facility has reportedly halted operations, per Reuters.

https://t.ly/kv73a

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 06, 2026 08:31 PM (Cqx++)

97 BUT, ISLAM IS INCOMPATIBLE with democracy, and you can't say the muzzie terrorists that have attacked us over, and over, and over again aren't violent...and Sharia courts? WTF is that for if not to impose religious rule?

https://tinyurl.com/nhams8pb
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 06, 2026 08:31 PM (l3cgK)

I want this law applied to every single mosque in California.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 06, 2026 08:32 PM (aKiSo)

98 This spring we traveled to Iceland and got to see the Northern Lights and the Milky Way. Found out that the best way to tell is use your phone because it looks like clouds and the phone camera picks it up first then when it gets dark you can see it

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 06, 2026 08:32 PM (ubCxQ)

99
"Making false, dehumanizing, demonizing, or stereotypical allegations about Muslims as a group, including portraying Muslims as inherently violent, extremist, disloyal,
uncivilized, or incompatible with democratic society...Promoting conspiracy theories alleging that Muslims seek to undermine democratic institutions, secretly control government, or impose religious rule."

___________

What's false? Aren't these things they themselves say?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 06, 2026 08:33 PM (eRlcH)

100 Last summer we rented an rv and stayed at Death Valley absolutely pitch black could see everything brought my telescope but didnt need it

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 06, 2026 08:34 PM (ubCxQ)

101 Dopes like me bitching on the internet about how violent Islam is have got nothing on the average Imam in terms of calling Islam "violent".

Those motherfuckers are up there whatever godless day of the week it is, every week, pounding their filthy slippers on their podium about how their pussy little faggot congregation hasn't murdered nearly enough infidels this fiscal quarter to sate the bloodlust of their fake blood god.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 06, 2026 08:35 PM (aKiSo)

102 >BUT, ISLAM IS INCOMPATIBLE with democracy, and you can't say the muzzie terrorists that have attacked us over, and over, and over again aren't violent...and Sharia courts? WTF is that for if not to impose religious rule?

https://tinyurl.com/nhams8pb

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 06, 2026 08:31 PM (l3cgK)

A 7th century death cult not compatible with democracy? The hell you say!

Posted by: Heavy Meta at October 06, 2026 08:35 PM (vr4To)

103 you can't dehumanize the inhuman.

you can't demonize the demonic.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 06, 2026 08:36 PM (aKiSo)

104 99
"Making false, dehumanizing, demonizing, or stereotypical allegations about Muslims as a group, including portraying Muslims as inherently violent, extremist, disloyal,
uncivilized, or incompatible with democratic society...Promoting conspiracy theories alleging that Muslims seek to undermine democratic institutions, secretly control government, or impose religious rule."

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What's false? Aren't these things they themselves say?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 06, 2026 08:33 PM (eRlcH)

By the definition of Islamophobia, they are false...just like Humpty Dumpty said of the meanings of words...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 06, 2026 08:36 PM (l3cgK)

105 >>"Making false, dehumanizing, demonizing, or stereotypical allegations about Muslims as a group, including portraying Muslims as inherently violent, extremist, disloyal,
uncivilized, or incompatible with democratic society...Promoting conspiracy theories alleging that Muslims seek to undermine democratic institutions, secretly control government, or impose religious rule."

All of this is literally in the Quran. They come right out and say we are going to either kill you or enslave you and make you live under islam. It's not a mystery. This is what they believe and openly practice.

Leftists should be forced to spend some time in Jordan or Egypt.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 06, 2026 08:38 PM (viF8m)

106 Repeal the “freedom of religion” part of the First Amendment and replace it with language that only permits peaceable religions.

Posted by: Bulg at October 06, 2026 08:38 PM (77rzZ)

107 105 >>"Making false, dehumanizing, demonizing, or stereotypical allegations about Muslims as a group, including portraying Muslims as inherently violent, extremist, disloyal,
uncivilized, or incompatible with democratic society...Promoting conspiracy theories alleging that Muslims seek to undermine democratic institutions, secretly control government, or impose religious rule."

All of this is literally in the Quran. They come right out and say we are going to either kill you or enslave you and make you live under islam. It's not a mystery. This is what they believe and openly practice.

Leftists should be forced to spend some time in Jordan or Egypt.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 06, 2026 08:38 PM (viF8m)

Especially the women who support Gaza and the Palis and yet support gays...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 06, 2026 08:38 PM (l3cgK)

108 Bang!

Posted by: JackStraw at October 06, 2026 08:39 PM (viF8m)

109 106 Repeal the “freedom of religion” part of the First Amendment and replace it with language that only permits peaceable religions.

Posted by: Bulg at October 06, 2026 08:38 PM (77rzZ)

Given the other rights in the first amendment, violent religious activity is NOT protected. I suppose I could worship the old Aztec gods as long as I don't start cutting the beating hearts out of people, but that's an essential part of that religion, is it not?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 06, 2026 08:40 PM (l3cgK)

110 Especially the women who support Gaza and the Palis and yet support gays...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 06, 2026 08:38 PM (l3cgK)

If you took any random neighborhood of these fuckheads and just started seeding it at night with sporadic lawn signs saying "I Stand With Kazeristan" with some made up derka derka looking flag on it, within two weeks every shitwit on Xitter would somehow have a Kazeri flag on their damn profile bio and tell you you're an asshole for not supporting them in their plight.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 06, 2026 08:42 PM (aKiSo)

111 Just pick some vaguely pan-arab colors and shit out a few polygons, it ain't difficult.

Slap a scimitar or an AK on there if you want to up the ante a bit.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 06, 2026 08:44 PM (aKiSo)

112 Good evening!

Posted by: Piper at October 06, 2026 08:48 PM (ZdaMQ)

113 >>Especially the women who support Gaza and the Palis and yet support gays...

Last time I was in Egypt I stayed in a really nice hotel in Heliopolis. Just a few blocks from the presidential palace so pretty nice neighborhood.

I got there in the middle of the afternoon so I thought I would take a walk and see the area. As I was leaving the hotel grounds an armed guard asked me where I was going. I told him I was just going to walk around the neighborhood. He told me that was a very bad idea.

He told me "the beards" hated average Egyptians like him. If they saw white bread me they would kill me. He was not joking. I stayed on the hotel grounds.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 06, 2026 08:48 PM (viF8m)

114 From the DU echo chamber:

You will never never never ever hear a group of Democrats

Cheer the destruction of an American city.

They're really gonna go with that, are they? The stench of desperation has the penguins wishing they had opposable thumbs to hold their noses.

Posted by: Oddbob at October 06, 2026 08:50 PM (vTZFs)

115 Hey, Piper!

Posted by: Bulg at October 06, 2026 08:52 PM (77rzZ)

116 lot of people keeled over last few days, Jim Bakker and Denny Hastert

Denny was still alive? Huh.

Posted by: Oddbob at October 06, 2026 08:54 PM (vTZFs)

117 Why did Trump have to gaff in his speech?...

...can you imagine Kamala? She's about two years late. She said, "We have to --" Did you hear that? She said, "We have to make the election too big to rig." I said, "I can't believe she --" She stole my line.She stole a lot of things that didn't work out too well. But I want, I wanna see, I wanna see a tremendous victory. You wanna see a tremendous victory, because it verifies all the things we did. And again, remember, with the word, it's just artificial, it's a little bit high. It's a small price to pay for keeping the world safe, keeping our country safe. They can take out a city. Let them take, let it, let them take out Los Angeles. Let them take out San Diego. That's, this is a very small price to pay, and it's gonna be over very soon. It's essentially almost over with. And they might keep going a little long, you know? They always say they have a big threshold for pain. They need it, let me tell you. They need it. But it's gonna end very soon...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 06, 2026 08:57 PM (l3cgK)

118 The Department of Justice (DOJ) has filed denaturalization cases against 40 individuals accused of various crimes, including sexual abuse of a minor and espionage for China.

[Two of them; spying for China] : Wei Jinchao, 26, ... working with an intelligence officer from Beijing, ... and Li Ping, [he should have stayed away from the precipice] ... Li sent information about Chinese dissidents, Falun Gong practitioners, pro-democracy advocates, and U.S.-based NGOs
_epochTimes

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 06, 2026 08:58 PM (+yTe/)

119 >>>They can take out a city. Let them take, let it, let them take out Los Angeles. Let them take out San Diego. That's, this is a very small price to pay, and it's gonna be over very soon. It's essentially almost over with. And they might keep going a little long, you know? They always say they have a big threshold for pain. They need it, let me tell you. They need it. But it's gonna end very soon...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
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The gaff was forgetting San Francisco.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 06, 2026 09:01 PM (+yTe/)

120 I don't even see how that's a gaffe.

It's clearly mocking the idea. "Oh, sure, let them take out these major cities, so long as your precious fucking gas is fifty cents a gallon cheaper"

The price of gas is a tiny price to pay in exchange for putting the screws to one of the most volatile aggressor nations out there so that they DON'T have the ability to take out a city, so quit your damn bitching. You idiots had no problem with these prices with zero strategic benefit in exchange just because Spongebrain Shitpants couldn't find the rudder with both hands and a map, so maybe shut the fuck up about it now.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 06, 2026 09:02 PM (aKiSo)

121 From the Planet Fitness Bathroom assault:

189 She'd never have attracted, let alone married, Bill Clinton and would have just been a corrupt lawyer in some big city.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

I always thought if she'd never met Bill, she would have worked for some state or fed agency as a worker bee. She'd never have risen to upper management because of her incompetence. And dishonesty I guess.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at October 06, 2026 07:28 PM (l26NL)

I vaguely recall that she was a Congressional staff lawyer for some Watergate investigative committee, and got herself fired for dishonesty. So, that tracks.

Posted by: SciVo at October 06, 2026 09:03 PM (ke3zm)

122 Why should I cheer te destruction of American cities by Democrats? When they're up 200-0, I don't think they need a pep rally.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 06, 2026 09:03 PM (BI5O2)

123 >>>He told me "the beards" hated average Egyptians like him. If they saw white bread me they would kill me. He was not joking. I stayed on the hotel grounds.

Posted by: JackStraw
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The beards, that's a start. We've got to start somewhere, get that ball rolling.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 06, 2026 09:04 PM (+yTe/)

124 Trump's speech:

Transcript: https://tinyurl.com/bdhjxafw
Speech: https://youtu.be/wxAXhNF6PXo at around 15:00

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 06, 2026 09:05 PM (l3cgK)

125 >>>so maybe shut the fuck up about it now.

Posted by: Warai-otoko
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Your take is better.
But, San Francisco, you know?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 06, 2026 09:06 PM (+yTe/)

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