Trump Gives Order to Subject Fort Hood Terror Shooter Nidal Malik Hasan His Own Bout of State-Sanctioned Workplace Violence

Last week I linked an article asking rhetorically, why is this terrorist murderer, who killed 13 people, still drawing air, despite having been convicted and sentenced to death?

Why has Trump not given the execution order yet?

Well, Trump signed the order.

This is the AP, so expect some bias in reporting this.

President Donald Trump has approved the execution by firing squad of Army Maj. Nidal Malik Hasan for the 2009 shooting rampage at Fort Hood, Texas.
The U.S. military has not carried out the death penalty since 1961. The Army secretary will decide a time and place for the execution, Pentagon spokesperson Sean Parnell wrote in a post on X.
"Judgement day for Hasan has finally come," Parnell wrote.
Hasan, an Army psychiatrist, walked into a medical building where soldiers were getting medical checkups, shouted "Allahu akbar" -- Arabic for "God is great!" -- and opened fire with a laser-sighted handgun. Thirteen people were killed and more than 30 injured.
He said it was an effort to stop them from going to Afghanistan and killing his fellow Muslims and made almost no effort to defend himself at trial. He told jurors that evidence would show he was the shooter and described himself as a soldier who had "switched sides."
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Death sentences are extremely rare in the military justice system, and executions even rarer.

It is also rare for a "soldier" to murder 13 of his fellows and wound 30 others while shouting terrorist murder-slogans.

The AP adds another irrelevant factoid to show How Terrible This All Is.

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Trump approved the firing squad execution days after a failed attempt to execute Christa Pike by lethal injection pushed Tennessee's governor to halt further executions this year and order an independent review.

What has that got to do with anything?

Since AP added that unrelated factoid to show how barbaric it is to punish murderers with death, I'll mention that the prison official overseeing Christa Pike's botched execution has resigned.

The head of Tennessee's prison system is set to resign after the botched execution of Christa Pike earlier this week, Gov. Bill Lee announced Saturday.
Lee said that Tennessee Department of Correction Commissioner Frank Strada will step down this month, but did not offer any other specifics.
Strada said in a statement that he believes "the Department carried out its responsibilities in accordance with the established protocol," but that "stepping aside is in the best interest" of the state's residents as an independent review ordered by Lee begins.
"I believe this review is entirely appropriate and necessary, and I look forward to doing everything I can to help determine exactly what occurred," Strada said. Strada was named commissioner by Lee in January 2023.
Pike was set to be executed by lethal injection on Wednesday, but the process failed twice. Pike's attorneys said Friday that she is unconscious and intubated in a Nashville-area hospital. She is using a ventilator to breathe and has significant injuries to both arms, her attorneys said. Hospital staff is working to clear the pentobarbital from her body.

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1 HUNTING FOR MORE FIRSTS!!

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 06, 2026 01:17 PM (iFTx/)

2 bang

Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 06, 2026 01:18 PM (CWTWj)

3 Couldn’t we find something a bit more painful?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 06, 2026 01:18 PM (u73oe)

4 So is this a gun thread now?

What's the weapon of choice for the Army's firing squad? Garands?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 06, 2026 01:19 PM (gLYp7)

5 do rifles shoot rusty nails?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 06, 2026 01:19 PM (CWTWj)

6 I doubt the firing squad method will be botched.

Posted by: Thrawn at October 06, 2026 01:19 PM (oPFtC)

7
Tennessee All-Girl Firing Squad.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 06, 2026 01:19 PM (eRlcH)

8 I can't believe this Nidal cockroach is still alive

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 06, 2026 01:19 PM (iFTx/)

9 I'm not saying that he should be boiled in lard. That would be cruel and unusual. The shooters should coat the bullets in lard though.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 06, 2026 01:19 PM (ExV1e)

10 Trump approved the firing squad execution days after a failed attempt to execute Christa Pike by lethal injection pushed Tennessee's governor to halt further executions this year and order an independent review.

Firing squad... Bang.. You're dead...

Posted by: It's me donna at October 06, 2026 01:20 PM (+gK6I)

11
Hopefully it won't be carried out in Tennessee. They'd miss every vital organ and he's still be alive.

Posted by: Frank Barone at October 06, 2026 01:20 PM (OkYzo)

12
An Air Force firing squad would botch it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 06, 2026 01:20 PM (eRlcH)

13 "Judgement day for Hasan has finally come," Parnell wrote.

Not so fast.

Posted by: The Honorable Judge Kiki Manaluaha at October 06, 2026 01:20 PM (4NO2D)

14 Are they going to dip the bullets in pig's blood?

Posted by: Mark1971 at October 06, 2026 01:20 PM (/OKHJ)

15 Well, depending on your beliefs, Hasan will either be in hell experiencing the fires of eternal damnation or returning to non-existence where from his perspective, none of this ever happened.

Hopefully it's going to get warm for Hasan very soon.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 06, 2026 01:21 PM (XV/Pl)

16
Lead injections.

Posted by: Frank Barone at October 06, 2026 01:21 PM (OkYzo)

17 Do they still administer the coup de grace?

Posted by: toby928(c) at October 06, 2026 01:21 PM (4NO2D)

18 Are they going to dip the bullets in pig's blood?

Posted by: Mark1971 at October 06, 2026 01:20 PM (/OKHJ)

Only privately.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 06, 2026 01:21 PM (gLYp7)

19 Elric executing fine First!! perfection!

Posted by: He Can't Be Stopped! at October 06, 2026 01:21 PM (EdP2u)

20 Foreign born probably Muslim “judge” to overrule Trump in 5… 4… 3…

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at October 06, 2026 01:21 PM (MQnjQ)

21 I'd prefer he got a muslims preferred way of killing and had his head sawed off but I'll accept bullets.

Put it on pay per view and payoff the national debt.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 06, 2026 01:21 PM (viF8m)

22 "Lee said that Tennessee Department of Correction Commissioner Frank Strada will step down this month"
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Pike's hand-picked all-female execution squad of DEI retards and halfwits fucks the pooch on the execution, and some guy named Frank takes the fall.

Nice.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 06, 2026 01:22 PM (iFTx/)

23 Lottery tickets for who gets to pull the triggers. Proceeds go to Wounded Warriors group.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 06, 2026 01:22 PM (sxG0y)

24 FINISH HIM!!

Posted by: that guy from the video game at October 06, 2026 01:22 PM (4NO2D)

25 Do they still administer the coup de grace?

Not to be confused with the Coupe de Ville.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 06, 2026 01:22 PM (Riz8t)

26 For the love of god please do t let anyone from Tennessee be involved with this.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at October 06, 2026 01:22 PM (MQnjQ)

27 >>>execution by firing squad

A lethal injection of lead. If you must do lethal injection, that is the way to do it.

Posted by: No Name Today at October 06, 2026 01:22 PM (8mulE)

28 Hope the Squad uses .22s and just pecks away at him!

Posted by: He Deserves It at October 06, 2026 01:23 PM (EdP2u)

29 That he's still alive after 17 years of torture is amazing.

What? He wasn't subject to torture? Disappointing.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at October 06, 2026 01:23 PM (oPl2G)

30 I have a feeling these lethal injection cocktails are being purposely fucked with. I remember all sorts of Euro trash pharma companies reusing to sell them to the US.

Just hang them, pretty foolproof.

Posted by: Leupold at October 06, 2026 01:23 PM (TsQV5)

31 I think the family should get a crack at the murderer if the execution fails.

Posted by: dagny at October 06, 2026 01:23 PM (/sy0s)

32 I'm a big fan of the guillotine but in Nidal's case a woodchipper seems apropos.

Posted by: Bosk at October 06, 2026 01:23 PM (VMFAF)

33 Do they still administer the coup de grace?
Posted by: toby928(c)

Calvary saber.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 06, 2026 01:23 PM (sxG0y)

34 Democrat-Communists like murders and assassinations.

Execution of murderers after due process and conviction by a judge or jury? Not so much.

Posted by: "But I'LL be safe!" said the Urban Rube at October 06, 2026 01:23 PM (Ovx+P)

35 I have a feeling these lethal injection cocktails are being purposely fucked with. I remember all sorts of Euro trash pharma companies reusing to sell them to the US.

Just hang them, pretty foolproof.

It can still go wrong. Saddam Hussein was almost decapitated when he was hanged, because the drop was too long. Admittedly, many may not consider that "going wrong".

Posted by: Archimedes at October 06, 2026 01:24 PM (Riz8t)

36 Good.

Should have executed him years ago.

For his sake, he needs to repent, though I doubt he will.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 06, 2026 01:24 PM (W14bs)

37 >>Foreign born probably Muslim “judge” to overrule Trump in 5… 4… 3…

Federal courts have no jurisdiction over the military.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 06, 2026 01:24 PM (viF8m)

38 For the love of god please do t let anyone from Tennessee be involved with this.

Alvin York was from Tennessee. Don't know that we have any Sgt. Yorks left these days though.

Posted by: Oddbob at October 06, 2026 01:24 PM (vTZFs)

39 Democrat-Communists like murders and assassinations.

Execution of murderers after due process and conviction by a judge or jury? Not so much.
Posted by: "But I'LL be safe!

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They claim to be so against capital punishment yet cheer on fellow leftists shooting people in the street over political disagreements.

Posted by: Leupold at October 06, 2026 01:24 PM (TsQV5)

40 Here's hoping they use M109s.

Posted by: far cry at October 06, 2026 01:25 PM (wXgT/)

41 Feed him to the pigs?
Female pigs?

The sad thing will be the leftist sympathy and outcry. But we already know they're the enemy too.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 105 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 06, 2026 01:25 PM (Sco7b)

42 dip the bullet in pig's blood.

Posted by: Shenanigans at October 06, 2026 01:25 PM (qmxL/)

43 7 Tennessee All-Girl Firing Squad.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

FEEL THE FIRE!

Posted by: Auspex at October 06, 2026 01:25 PM (Y8DZL)

44 An Air Force firing squad would botch it.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Girl Scouts, or Brownies would do it more competently than those flyboys in blue.

Posted by: He Deserves It at October 06, 2026 01:25 PM (EdP2u)

45 Just hang them, pretty foolproof.

It can still go wrong. Saddam Hussein was almost decapitated when he was hanged, because the drop was too long. Admittedly, many may not consider that "going wrong".
Posted by: Archimedes

60' drop. 50 ft rope. Satisfying "pop" at the end? Priceless.
For everything else, there's Mastercard.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 06, 2026 01:25 PM (sxG0y)

46 Saw a cartoon about a firing squad recently. The thought bubble over the shootee was I hope this is over quickly. The thought bubbles over the shooters were all a variation of ha ha I’m gonna shoot him in the dick.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 06, 2026 01:25 PM (u73oe)

47 I have a feeling these lethal injection cocktails are being purposely fucked with. I remember all sorts of Euro trash pharma companies reusing to sell them to the US.

Just hang them, pretty foolproof.
Posted by: Leupold at October 06, 2026 01:23 PM (TsQV5)
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That plus what seems like obvious sabotage by the all-female execution group. None of these idiots could get a needle properly in this vile cunt's arm? A first-year nurse could do that.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 06, 2026 01:25 PM (iFTx/)

48 It can still go wrong. Saddam Hussein was almost decapitated when he was hanged, because the drop was too long. Admittedly, many may not consider that "going wrong".
Posted by: Archimedes

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I mean, killing people is messy business no matter what.

Posted by: Leupold at October 06, 2026 01:25 PM (TsQV5)

49 35 I have a feeling these lethal injection cocktails are being purposely fucked with. I remember all sorts of Euro trash pharma companies reusing to sell them to the US.

Just hang them, pretty foolproof.

It can still go wrong. Saddam Hussein was almost decapitated when he was hanged, because the drop was too long. Admittedly, many may not consider that "going wrong".

Posted by: Archimedes at October 06, 2026 01:24 PM (Riz8t)

There was that guy, up in WA I think, that was decapitated. He was very very fat. I like firing squads. Pretty much fool proof.

Posted by: No Name Today at October 06, 2026 01:26 PM (8mulE)

50 48 I mean, killing people is messy business no matter what.

Posted by: Leupold at October 06, 2026 01:25 PM (TsQV5)

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"We should kill criminals with kindness. Also, Trump must be torn apart by rabid dogs because he's a criminal."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 06, 2026 01:26 PM (RWrid)

51
Just hang them, pretty foolproof.
Posted by: Leupold at October 06, 2026 01:23 PM (TsQV5)

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Not really.

Posted by: Ribbentrop, Sauckel, Frick, Kaltenbrunner and Seyss-Inquart, Frank and Rosenberg at October 06, 2026 01:26 PM (eRlcH)

52 An Air Force firing squad would botch it.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Lindsay Clancey up!

Posted by: rickb223 at October 06, 2026 01:26 PM (sxG0y)

53 Tennessee All-Girl Firing Squad
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A layup!
- Angel Reese, mebound queen

Posted by: Chuck Martel at October 06, 2026 01:26 PM (oPl2G)

54 An Air Force firing squad would botch it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Not if they used A-10s.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 06, 2026 01:27 PM (gLYp7)

55 I'd prefer to make this a North Korean-style firing squad. AAA guns aimed horizontally.

Posted by: ballistic at October 06, 2026 01:27 PM (oqH4h)

56 That ahole was rsdicalized in the mosque on Rt7 in Falks Church Va that had been the mosque of Anwar Al-awlaki.

Posted by: dagny at October 06, 2026 01:27 PM (/sy0s)

57 47, both are entirely believable.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 06, 2026 01:27 PM (VyBeY)

58 People die all he time from barely touching fentanyl. It really should not be that hard to kill someone on purpose with drugs.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at October 06, 2026 01:28 PM (MQnjQ)

59 I think Nidal should be taken out to one of the ranges on Ft. Hood, East Range, for example, and let the troops have fun with the Abrams.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 06, 2026 01:28 PM (W14bs)

60 Does that Ron Jeremy look a like Khalid Sheik Mohammad have a slot penciled in? If we're getting the people together and passing out last cigarettes, let's clear the backlog.

Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at October 06, 2026 01:28 PM (r7+Q7)

61 G'day, Ace and the denizens of o'Spades blog.

shouted "Allahu akbar" -- Arabic for "God is great!"

I thought it was more like "my god can beat up your god."

Posted by: mindful webworker - hangin's too good for 'im at October 06, 2026 01:28 PM (1BE2o)

62 7 Tennessee All-Girl Firing Squad.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Employing lady pistols, using .22 short rounds, not in the face, 'till the job is done.

Posted by: Auspex at October 06, 2026 01:28 PM (Y8DZL)

63 The AP adds another irrelevant factoid to show How Terrible This All Is.
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What has that got to do with anything?

It has everything to do with bringing clarity to the fact that Orange Man Bad, and continuing forward progress to our bright Socialistic Future!

Are you being deliberately obtuse, Mr. O'Spades?

Posted by: (D)emocrats & the MSM at October 06, 2026 01:28 PM (0sNs1)

64 6 I doubt the firing squad method will be botched.
Posted by: Thrawn at October 06, 2026 01:19 PM (oPFtC)

Or they all could aim just south of the belly button.

Posted by: Cray Cray at October 06, 2026 01:29 PM (eag3e)

65 There was that guy, up in WA I think, that was decapitated. He was very very fat. I like firing squads. Pretty much fool proof.
Posted by: No Name Today

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I think you just a have a similar risk where they are wounded but not killed instantly with a firing squad. I think the usual set up is some guns have blanks and some have rounds so no one knows which one actually killed them?

Hanging just seems pretty certain, it's cheap, and quick. A classic.

Posted by: Leupold at October 06, 2026 01:29 PM (TsQV5)

66 I think Nidal should be taken out to one of the ranges on Ft. Hood, East Range, for example, and let the troops have fun with the Abrams.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 06, 2026 01:28 PM

If you make it to that tree line you're free.

RUN!

Posted by: toby928(c) at October 06, 2026 01:29 PM (4NO2D)

67 I'd prefer to make this a North Korean-style firing squad. AAA guns aimed horizontally.
Posted by: ballistic at October 06, 2026 01:27 PM (oqH4h)
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Didn't they execute one guy using a 120mm mortar?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 06, 2026 01:29 PM (amcLV)

68 Daily reminder. There's no such thing as radical islam.

There's just islam.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 06, 2026 01:29 PM (viF8m)

69 11
Hopefully it won't be carried out in Tennessee. They'd miss every vital organ and he's still be alive.
Posted by: Frank Barone at October 06, 2026 01:20 PM (OkYzo)
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Not if they use 12 ga 00Buckshot. If there are 6 shooters, each with the above, from 10 yards no target survives. Prolly a tad messy, however.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at October 06, 2026 01:29 PM (JNTt1)

70 55, yeah, lil' Kim can think up some pretty unique things ... I remember a few years ago he executed someone by mortar fire.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 06, 2026 01:30 PM (VyBeY)

71 Pike's crime was even more heinous and evil than is usually reported.

Yes, it's usually reported that she carved a pentagram into Slemmer's chest and then bashed her head in with a rock.

But before that, Pike and the other girl took turns carving Slemmer up with a box cutter and knife. Over 100 (!) slices were made.

Then Pike carved a pentagram. Slemmer was alive during all this. Then Pike repeatedly smashed her head with a rock until she died.

Pure, unadulterated demonic evil. Pazuzu is thinking "wow, this bitch is evil." We haven't invented punishment severe or painful enough for what Pike deserves.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 06, 2026 01:30 PM (iFTx/)

72 If you make it to that tree line you're free.

RUN!
Posted by: toby928(c) at October 06, 2026 01:29 PM (4NO2D)
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Trees?

Beyond scrub and mesquite, not too many trees out there.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 06, 2026 01:30 PM (W14bs)

73 I say put Pike, Hasan and Clancy in a locked room with a bat, a chainsaw, some exercise bands and a revolver for Hasan to kill himself once he's finished with the other two.

Posted by: ... at October 06, 2026 01:30 PM (bijW1)

74 Outsource this to crips or bloods or ms13. They seem to know how to kill.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at October 06, 2026 01:31 PM (MQnjQ)

75 The garrote is underrated. Scares the hell out of the convict. Cheap and dependable.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at October 06, 2026 01:31 PM (wGerL)

76 I'd like to see them botch this asshole's execution by shooting him in the dick.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at October 06, 2026 01:31 PM (zpcJA)

77 Oh wait Hasan and Clancy are both in wheelchairs. Could get interesting.

Posted by: ... at October 06, 2026 01:31 PM (bijW1)

78 I can't search x, but I think the Babylon Bee tweeted that Nidal has requested an all-female firing squad.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 06, 2026 01:31 PM (IhL8c)

79 I think Nidal should be taken out to one of the ranges on Ft. Hood, East Range, for example, and let the troops have fun with the Abrams.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 06, 2026 01:28 PM

Like peanut butter, there's smooth and crunchy.

Are you thinking smooth 120mm fun, or crunchy fun?

'Cause I'd be good with crunchy fun.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 06, 2026 01:31 PM (0sNs1)

80 People die all he time from barely touching fentanyl. It really should not be that hard to kill someone on purpose with drugs.
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Well they have this stupid idea for a cocktail, that is humane, which is supposed to put you to sleep then stop your heart. Everything is unnecessarily complicated these days. Gas chamber, hanging, firing squad or electric chair. No need to medicalize the process.

Posted by: Its an execution not medical care at October 06, 2026 01:31 PM (anL5R)

81 There was that guy, up in WA I think, that was decapitated. He was very very fat. I like firing squads. Pretty much fool proof.
Posted by: No Name Today at October 06, 2026 01:26 PM

Maybe 26, 27 years ago, a comedian I saw was going on about a story that was in the headlines at the time about a guy who was deemed "too fat to hang." His solution? "Make him climb a flight of stairs. If that doesn't work, two flights, if that doesn't work, three flights. Eventually, he'll have the heart attack. Or, he'll lose weight and we can hang his ass. A little plan I like to call the Stairmaster of Justice."

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 06, 2026 01:31 PM (FAGAJ)

82 I remember this case at the time. This was classic example of the lethality of political correctness. Everyone around this guy sensed he was trouble (he even had an Islamic crescent on his cards and on his office door) but nobody spoke up for fear of "Islamophobia."

Imagine a U.S. military officer in 1943 having a swastika on his door.

Posted by: Ordinary American at October 06, 2026 01:31 PM (BdmD3)

83 And is Pike braindead at least? We need to add someone else to the mix?

Posted by: ... at October 06, 2026 01:32 PM (bijW1)

84
I think the usual set up is some guns have blanks and some have rounds so no one knows which one actually killed them?

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Is that true? I've heard that firing a live round and a blank can be distinguished.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 06, 2026 01:32 PM (eRlcH)

85 I can't search x, but I think the Babylon Bee tweeted that Nidal has requested an all-female firing squad.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 06, 2026 01:31 PM (IhL8c)
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*eyeroll*

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 06, 2026 01:32 PM (W14bs)

86 Why has Khalid Sheikh Mohhamed not been tried yet?

The entire JAG corp needs to be discharged.

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at October 06, 2026 01:32 PM (5IFb9)

87 We've never really tried the Roman methods. The Tunica Molesta Execution ad Flammas) would last for a couple hours. That's real justice.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at October 06, 2026 01:33 PM (wGerL)

88
A firing squad of NYC cops would kill all the witnesses and leave Hasan unhurt.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 06, 2026 01:34 PM (eRlcH)

89 The entire JAG corp needs to be discharged.
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Preferably out of a cannon.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 06, 2026 01:34 PM (W14bs)

90 Is that true? I've heard that firing a live round and a blank can be distinguished.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 06, 2026 01:32 PM (eRlcH)
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Not nearly as much recoil with a blank.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 06, 2026 01:34 PM (amcLV)

91 Is that true? I've heard that firing a live round and a blank can be distinguished.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 06, 2026 01:32 PM

If you can't tell the difference in recoil between a live round and a blank, you're too stupid to be holding a loaded weapon.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 06, 2026 01:34 PM (FAGAJ)

92 Speaking of gay and retarded, what happened to the Russian plague thing? I thought we’d all be dead by now.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at October 06, 2026 01:34 PM (MQnjQ)

93 Is that true? I've heard that firing a live round and a blank can be distinguished.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

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I've heard that was the setup a while ago, not sure when the last firing squad happened.

A lot of these capital punishments like the electric chair, multiple people would throw the switch, but only one was actually connected.

Posted by: Leupold at October 06, 2026 01:34 PM (TsQV5)

94 87 We've never really tried the Roman methods. The Tunica Molesta Execution ad Flammas) would last for a couple hours. That's real justice.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson
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Eh, impalement just requires a ladder and a sharpened tall stake. So easy that a caveman could do it.

Posted by: Vlad at October 06, 2026 01:35 PM (E4rtv)

95 Everyone around this guy sensed he was trouble (he even had an Islamic crescent on his cards and on his office door) but nobody spoke up for fear of "Islamophobia."

Imagine a U.S. military officer in 1943 having a swastika on his door.

Posted by: Ordinary American at October 06, 2026 01:31 PM (BdmD3)

Not just the crescent - they said "Warrior for Allah" on them.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 06, 2026 01:35 PM (gLYp7)

96 75 The garrote is underrated. Scares the hell out of the convict. Cheap and dependable.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at October 06, 2026 01:31 PM (wGerL)

ehhh

Posted by: Frankie Pentangeli at October 06, 2026 01:35 PM (r7+Q7)

97 We've never really tried the Roman methods. The Tunica Molesta Execution ad Flammas) would last for a couple hours. That's real justice.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at October 06, 2026 01:33 PM (wGerL)
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Is that the "beaten to death with reeds" one?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 06, 2026 01:35 PM (amcLV)

98 Is that true? I've heard that firing a live round and a blank can be distinguished.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Everybody gets live rounds.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 06, 2026 01:35 PM (Yw4Qw)

99 A firing squad of NYC cops would kill all the witnesses and leave Hasan unhurt.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 06, 2026 01:34 PM

Does he have a dog? Oh, wait....Muslim.

*kicks rock*

Posted by: ATF at October 06, 2026 01:35 PM (FAGAJ)

100
O.K. then, .177 single shot air rifles fired by 3 elderly Parkinson's sufferers, no head shots.

Posted by: Auspex at October 06, 2026 01:35 PM (Y8DZL)

101 ***Hospital staff is working to clear the pentobarbital from her body.
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Why?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 06, 2026 01:36 PM (C0oZI)

102
Death by the Collected Speeches of Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 06, 2026 01:36 PM (eRlcH)

103 I assume they use .30cal on firing squads.

Posted by: toby928(c) at October 06, 2026 01:36 PM (4NO2D)

104 I'm getting a sense that this is going to be one of those threads that get enshrined in the All-Time Best of AoSHQ list.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 06, 2026 01:36 PM (VyBeY)

105
shouted "Allahu akbar" -- Arabic for "God is great!"

I thought it was more like "my god can beat up your god."
Posted by: mindful webworker - hangin's too good for 'im at October 06, 2026 01:28 PM
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Literal translation is 'our god is greater'. So this means that allah is not the same as Y-VH.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at October 06, 2026 01:36 PM (JNTt1)

106 If you can't tell the difference in recoil between a live round and a blank, you're too stupid to be holding a loaded weapon.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 06, 2026 01:34 PM (FAGAJ)
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From what I've read, all but one weapon has a live round.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 06, 2026 01:36 PM (W14bs)

107 Eh, impalement just requires a ladder and a sharpened tall stake. So easy that a caveman could do it.
Posted by: Vlad at October 06, 2026 01:35 PM (E4rtv)
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Not funny!

Posted by: A Caveman at October 06, 2026 01:36 PM (amcLV)

108 Is that true? I've heard that firing a live round and a blank can be distinguished.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 06, 2026 01:32 PM

If you can't tell the difference in recoil between a live round and a blank, you're too stupid to be holding a loaded weapon.
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the point is - before the fact - you can tell yourself you might not have one of the live rounds

Posted by: its so they won't flinch at October 06, 2026 01:36 PM (anL5R)

109 Not just the crescent - they said "Warrior for Allah" on them.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 06, 2026 01:35 PM (gLYp7)

That's arabic for Coexist

Posted by: ... at October 06, 2026 01:36 PM (bijW1)

110 Pike's hand-picked all-female execution squad of DEI retards and halfwits fucks the pooch on the execution, and some guy named Frank takes the fall.

Nice.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 06, 2026 01:22 PM (iFTx/)

If he paid any attention to anything, he should know that he should cling to his position. Unless of course he's honorable, or has no identification with anything that allows him to claim he's the victim of an "-ism" if people seek his termination.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at October 06, 2026 01:37 PM (9ZFZd)

111 Traitors should be shot or hung within a few minutes of being captured.

A drumhead court could have established guilt within 15m or so.

Do we have multiple witnesses? Yes.
Was he shouting the enemy slogan? Yes.

Ok string him up

Posted by: 18-1 at October 06, 2026 01:37 PM (sKqQm)

112 O.K. then, .177 single shot air rifles fired by 3 elderly Parkinson's sufferers, no head shots.
Posted by: Auspex at October 06, 2026 01:35 PM

Guaranteeing that last requirement might prove a tad difficult, given the one preceeding it.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 06, 2026 01:37 PM (0sNs1)

113 With capital punishment, the "rougher" it is, the more political opposition you have from women.

Im sure if these drug cocktail was sabotaged, that's why, they dont want a "humane" way to use capital punishment, period.

Me personally? I'd like to see it painful, but I'm in the minority it seems.

Posted by: Leupold at October 06, 2026 01:37 PM (TsQV5)

114 Do it like in the movies, one punch and they're out, then stick their head in the water. I woulda taken Trump out behind the gym and punched him if I had the chance. No joke! Where's my ice cream?! And who crapped in my pants!

Posted by: JoKe Biden, El Presidente at October 06, 2026 01:37 PM (Ovx+P)

115 Death by the Collected Speeches of Hillary Clinton.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 06, 2026 01:36 PM (eRlcH)
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Now you're just being mean.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 06, 2026 01:37 PM (amcLV)

116 Is that true? I've heard that firing a live round and a blank can be distinguished.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 06, 2026 01:32 PM

If you can't tell the difference in recoil between a live round and a blank, you're too stupid to be holding a loaded weapon.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 06, 2026 01:34 PM (FAGAJ)
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I suspect having only one live round was more about plausible deniability than any real secrecy about who actually fired the live round. The one who fired the live round would know it, but assuming he didn't tell, then nobody would know who it was.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 06, 2026 01:37 PM (iFTx/)

117 I can't search x, but I think the Babylon Bee tweeted that Nidal has requested an all-female firing squad.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 06, 2026 01:31 PM (IhL8c)

Gotta admit, that made me chuckle.

Posted by: Bulg at October 06, 2026 01:38 PM (77rzZ)

118 Maybe he can identify as not guilty?

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at October 06, 2026 01:38 PM (MQnjQ)

119 Everybody gets live rounds.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
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They should get five magazines. Riddle that SOB.
_grease them with bacon

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 06, 2026 01:38 PM (C0oZI)

120 The God is Great lie is maybe the most pernicious and vile one since the Tray-Tray was a 14 year old scientist lie

Posted by: ... at October 06, 2026 01:38 PM (bijW1)

121 O.K. then, .177 single shot air rifles fired by 3 elderly Parkinson's sufferers, no head shots.
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It could break the skin and cause a nasty infection!

Posted by: John Candy at October 06, 2026 01:39 PM (anL5R)

122 Death by the Collected Speeches of Hillary Clinton.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 06, 2026 01:36 PM (eRlcH)

As sung by Yoko Ono.

Posted by: Bulg at October 06, 2026 01:39 PM (77rzZ)

123 From what I've read, all but one weapon has a live round.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 06, 2026 01:36 PM

More likely than the other way around, I suppose.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 06, 2026 01:39 PM (FAGAJ)

124 86 Why has Khalid Sheikh Mohhamed not been tried yet?

The entire JAG corp needs to be discharged.
Posted by: Emmett Milbarge

It's cruel and unusual punishment keeping him from his promised virgins.

Posted by: Auspex at October 06, 2026 01:39 PM (Y8DZL)

125 The Vermeer of Justice is foolproof. Pray and spray.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 06, 2026 01:39 PM (Ay8FL)

126 RAIR investigated the Islamic Community of Greater Killeen - the mosque Hasan regularly attended, including for morning prayers on the day of his attack.

Today, it is growing, welcoming soldiers stationed nearby, and filming conversions to Islam - including U.S. military personnel in uniform.

https://tinyurl.com/yr4caxpw

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 06, 2026 01:40 PM (W14bs)

127 Tennessee is adverse to hiring a San Francisco professional.
How much would Hillary charge?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 06, 2026 01:40 PM (C0oZI)

128 Death by the Collected Speeches of Hillary Clinton.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 06, 2026 01:36 PM

Alternatively, I have an unused iPod I could donate.

Posted by: zombie Queen Elizabeth II at October 06, 2026 01:40 PM (0sNs1)

129
Wow! National Review wants me to subscribe again!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 06, 2026 01:40 PM (eRlcH)

130 Never understand why death via carbon monoxide poisoning isn't used. The subject just passes out then dies.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at October 06, 2026 01:40 PM (DbmIv)

131 Is that true? I've heard that firing a live round and a blank can be distinguished.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 06, 2026 01:32 PM

If you can't tell the difference in recoil between a live round and a blank, you're too stupid to be holding a loaded weapon.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 06, 2026 01:34 PM (FAGAJ)
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I suspect having only one live round was more about plausible deniability than any real secrecy about who actually fired the live round. The one who fired the live round would know it, but assuming he didn't tell, then nobody would know who it was.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

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Literally, I read this in a book, and it was muskets. Where not every rifle got a ball and they shot him, not knowing which actually killed him.

So maybe this is just something from a bygone era?

You could certainly though load a rifle and take off the slug of the bullet, so no lead comes out.

Posted by: Leupold at October 06, 2026 01:40 PM (TsQV5)

132 58 People die all he time from barely touching fentanyl. It really should not be that hard to kill someone on purpose with drugs.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at October 06, 2026 01:28 PM (MQnjQ)

It has to be "humane." I don't know exactly what that entails, but it presumably rules out "barely touching fentanyl."

Posted by: m at October 06, 2026 01:41 PM (odBC9)

133 I think Nidal should be taken out to one of the ranges on Ft. Hood, East Range, for example, and let the troops have fun with the Abrams.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 06, 2026 01:28 PM (W14bs)

7 Day Pass for the driver who gets closest to him without hitting him?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 06, 2026 01:41 PM (qx7Zg)

134 Never understand why death via carbon monoxide poisoning isn't used. The subject just passes out then dies.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at October 06, 2026 01:40 PM (DbmIv)
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Pure nitrogen works, as well.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 06, 2026 01:41 PM (amcLV)

135 I wrote Trump a letter during his first term asking to expedite the execution because at the time my former son-in-law was stationed at Fort Hood during Hasan's shooting spree. Never received so much as a form letter.

Posted by: Darth Randall at October 06, 2026 01:41 PM (+4TiR)

136 Hang him then shoot him. easy peasy

Posted by: fd at October 06, 2026 01:41 PM (CrJZr)

137
I am very glad that this is execution in the military manner, by firing squad.

As it should be, though I'd prefer hanging.

I'm glad that a-hole does get to go sweetly and calmly nighty-night for his crimes....

well, unless he got a Female Lethal Injection Crew, then he might wake up brain-damaged but still alive....though I suppose they good just shoot him them.

TL/DR: Glad the a-hole is getting shot.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 06, 2026 01:41 PM (YSUhf)

138 87 We've never really tried the Roman methods. The Tunica Molesta Execution ad Flammas) would last for a couple hours. That's real justice.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at October 06, 2026 01:33 PM (wGerL)
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The iron maiden, pear of anguish, molten lead down the throat, draw and quarter, wood chipper; there's lots of ways . . . . .

Posted by: Bonecrusher at October 06, 2026 01:41 PM (JNTt1)

139 63 Are you being deliberately obtuse, Mr. O'Spades?
Posted by: (D)emocrats & the MSM at October 06, 2026 01:28 PM (0sNs1)

(If that's really your name.)

Posted by: m at October 06, 2026 01:42 PM (odBC9)

140 Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 06, 2026 01:35 PM (amcLV)

Ad Flammas was by flames. The victim had to wear a tunic (Tunica Molesta) that had tar or resin that would burn slowly. He would be lit on fire and smolder for hours. Sometimes used to like the emperor's palace during parties.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at October 06, 2026 01:42 PM (wGerL)

141
The death penalty is cruel, barbaric and uncivilized. Except when used on Trump supporters.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 06, 2026 01:42 PM (eRlcH)

142 Most Americans do not realize that Imams are being invited onto our bases to recruit, indoctrinate, and convert young American service members during Basic Training.

https://tinyurl.com/3vjpp8e7

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 06, 2026 01:42 PM (W14bs)

143 Me personally? I'd like to see it painful, but I'm in the minority it seems.
Posted by: Leupold

Unfortunately the Eighth Amendment bans cruel and usual punishment. In part, because the Brits were so inventive with gruesome punishments. Sepoy Rebellion, they executed rebels by strapping them across cannons making them 'cannonized' martyrs. Starvation in basket cages on castle walls, drawing and quartering, etc. And they even dug up Cromwell's body, decapitated him, and posted his decaying skull on a post for awhile. Gibbeting where the purpose of hanging the person was not designed to snap the neck but instead slowly strangle the person was another when they did not feel like pressing someone or dunking to determine if they were a witch.

By comparison, the guillotine was a step forward in executions.

Posted by: whig at October 06, 2026 01:42 PM (E4rtv)

144 I assume they use .30cal on firing squads.

I'm sure there's a written protocol and it probably hasn't been updated to account for changes in weapons tech since the last time it was used.

Posted by: Oddbob at October 06, 2026 01:42 PM (vTZFs)

145 Never understand why death via carbon monoxide poisoning isn't used. The subject just passes out then dies.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at October 06, 2026 01:40 PM

I think you are thinking of nitrogen. Carbon dioxide levels are what make you feel like you are suffocating, well, because you are.

Posted by: toby928(c) at October 06, 2026 01:42 PM (4NO2D)

146 Traitors don't deserve the dignity of a firing squad. This is a hanging offense.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at October 06, 2026 01:42 PM (bX16E)

147 Never understand why death via carbon monoxide poisoning isn't used. The subject just passes out then dies.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at October 06, 2026 01:40 PM (DbmIv)

Sometimes the Jag won't start though.

Posted by: Lane Pryce at October 06, 2026 01:42 PM (9ya+3)

148 7 Day Pass for the driver who gets closest to him without hitting him?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 06, 2026 01:41 PM (qx7Zg)
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You mean the gunner.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 06, 2026 01:43 PM (W14bs)

149 About time on hasan. Looking for volunteers, are they?

Posted by: Eromero at October 06, 2026 01:43 PM (LHPAg)

150 Never understand why death via carbon monoxide poisoning isn't used. The subject just passes out then dies.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at October 06, 2026 01:40 PM (DbmIv)
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Pure nitrogen works, as well.
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Too fancy - plastic bag over the head. Problem solved with off the shelf equipment.

Posted by: Like i said its all unnecessarily complicated at October 06, 2026 01:43 PM (anL5R)

151 That's what's wrong with the US: it's literally easier to get executed than get birth control. [Wild applause from clapping seals.]

Posted by: Alexandria Ocasio-Cloaca at October 06, 2026 01:43 PM (Ovx+P)

152 yeah, lil' Kim can think up some pretty unique things ... I remember a few years ago he executed someone by mortar fire.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez

IIRC, it was his uncle.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 06, 2026 01:43 PM (sxG0y)

153 Khalid Sheikh Mohammad anyone?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at October 06, 2026 01:43 PM (wxsGM)

154 Never understand why death via carbon monoxide poisoning isn't used. The subject just passes out then dies.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at October 06, 2026 01:40 PM (DbmIv)
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Pure nitrogen works, as well.
Posted by: Captain Obvious
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I remember a long time ago, a gas killing was botched and the guy was maimed. Media went crazy over it and they stopped doing it.

I absolutely think these are sabotaged, its not that hard to kill people.

You could just hook a tank of nitrous to a mask and they'd just peacefully die.

Posted by: Leupold at October 06, 2026 01:43 PM (TsQV5)

155 About time on hasan. Looking for volunteers, are they?
Posted by: Eromero at October 06, 2026 01:43 PM (LHPAg)
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I would.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 06, 2026 01:43 PM (W14bs)

156 *sigh*

does = doesn't

Posted by: naturalfake at October 06, 2026 01:44 PM (YSUhf)

157 Hang him then shoot him. easy peasy
Posted by: fd at October 06, 2026 01:41 PM

Set him swinging to increase the difficulty level.

Posted by: toby928(c) at October 06, 2026 01:44 PM (4NO2D)

158 We've never really tried the Roman methods. The Tunica Molesta Execution ad Flammas) would last for a couple hours. That's real justice.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at October 06, 2026 01:33 PM (wGerL)
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The iron maiden, pear of anguish, molten lead down the throat, draw and quarter, wood chipper; there's lots of ways . . . . .
Posted by: Bonecrusher

The brass bull.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 06, 2026 01:44 PM (sxG0y)

159 158 The iron maiden, pear of anguish, molten lead down the throat, draw and quarter, wood chipper; there's lots of ways . . . . .
Posted by: Bonecrusher

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Iron Maiden?

Excellent!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 06, 2026 01:44 PM (RWrid)

160 7 Day Pass for the driver who gets closest to him without hitting him?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 06, 2026 01:41 PM (qx7Zg)
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You mean the gunner.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 06, 2026 01:43 PM (W14bs)

That too. First off, the tanks try to get close without hitting him, to get him dusty, then the gunners get their chance.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 06, 2026 01:44 PM (qx7Zg)

161 145 Never understand why death via carbon monoxide poisoning isn't used. The subject just passes out then dies.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at October 06, 2026 01:40 PM

I think you are thinking of nitrogen. Carbon dioxide levels are what make you feel like you are suffocating, well, because you are.
Posted by: toby928(c) at October 06, 2026 01:42 PM (4NO2D)

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No, carbon monoxide like people use to off themselves with a running car in a garage.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at October 06, 2026 01:44 PM (DbmIv)

162 You could just hook a tank of nitrous to a mask and they'd just peacefully die.
Posted by: Leupold at October 06, 2026 01:43 PM

Nitrous Oxide. They can laugh themselves to death.

Posted by: toby928(c) at October 06, 2026 01:44 PM (4NO2D)

163 146 Traitors don't deserve the dignity of a firing squad. This is a hanging offense.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at October 06, 2026 01:42 PM (bX16E)
Agree. While he’s still strapped in the wheelchair.

Posted by: Eromero at October 06, 2026 01:45 PM (LHPAg)

164 130 Never understand why death via carbon monoxide poisoning isn't used. The subject just passes out then dies.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken

I do know that one state, Alabama, used nitrogen. Basically all means of ensuring death cannot be assured of not causing issues and failure.

Helium could also be used as well as carbon monoxide. But the allegations are about being inhumane is because at least for some gases, there is a struggle to breathe producing something like a panic of someone drowning. Morbid subject.

Posted by: whig at October 06, 2026 01:45 PM (E4rtv)

165 He's paralyzed isn't he? Get some Ivy League floozy to slob on that knob, then drop him off at Mount Holyoke. Problem solved in hours.

Posted by: those girls might make it last for days at October 06, 2026 01:45 PM (sDWtc)

166 92 Speaking of gay and retarded, what happened to the Russian plague thing? I thought we’d all be dead by now.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at October 06, 2026 01:34 PM (MQnjQ)

Asmongold
https://tinyurl.com/4ef7jfpv

Posted by: m at October 06, 2026 01:45 PM (odBC9)

167 Actually, lethal injection by an all-female crew would be about the same as dipping the bullets in lard.

One of the 9/11 hijackers left detailed instructions about the handling of his remains, specifying they not be touched by a woman.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 06, 2026 01:45 PM (0sNs1)

168 Tennessee All-Girl Firing Squad

Girls -Load your BB GUNS -FIRE!

Posted by: Glenn John at October 06, 2026 01:45 PM (nvKZ7)

169
They can laugh themselves to death.
Posted by: toby928(c) at October 06, 2026 01:44 PM (4NO2D)

________

True

Posted by: Toon Weasels at October 06, 2026 01:46 PM (eRlcH)

170 That would be funny, him tied up to the post, he hears the word fire, and he's stung by a dozen bb's. The commander yells,
just joking, we'll get it next time around.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 06, 2026 01:46 PM (C0oZI)

171 Never understand why death via carbon monoxide poisoning isn't used. The subject just passes out then dies.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at October 06, 2026 01:40 PM (DbmIv)
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Pure nitrogen works, as well.
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Too fancy - plastic bag over the head. Problem solved with off the shelf equipment.
Posted by: Like i said its all unnecessarily complicated

25 lbs of C4 strapped to his belly.
If it's good enough for muzzie terrorists, it's good enough for his muzzie ass.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 06, 2026 01:46 PM (sxG0y)

172 >>Helium could also be used as well as carbon monoxide.
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The "last words" would be pretty funny.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at October 06, 2026 01:46 PM (bNf8H)

173 While he’s still strapped in the wheelchair.
Posted by: Eromero at October 06, 2026 01:45 PM (LHPAg)
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The Nordberg Treatment.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 06, 2026 01:46 PM (amcLV)

174 OT: Ebola patient reportedly transited 3 countries and boarded a commercial flight to Nairobi before dying shortly after arrival.

I guess people weren't taking the Russian Plague seriously enough.

You get a mail-in ballot, and you get a mail-in ballot, and you get a mail-in ballot!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 06, 2026 01:47 PM (ExV1e)

175 Dress him up in a diaper and bonnet and let Lindsey Clancy babysit him.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at October 06, 2026 01:47 PM (zpcJA)

176 The now-defunct Soviet Union's method of criminal execution consisted of an executioner armed with a pistol putting a bullet in the brain of the condemned. Presumably in the event of an FTF, the executioner would keep going until the weapon worked and the condemned was adjudged legally dead.

I think (but I'm not sure) modern-day Russia still uses this comparatively painless method. Insofar as I know, the bullet-to-the-head approach has been 100% successful. Not much ritual is involved. It's all very straightforward: Hello, goodbye.

Making executions a complicated, even arcane ritual is borderline barbaric in its own right, putting an enormous amount of unnecessary stress and emotional weight on all involved.

Posted by: troyriser at October 06, 2026 01:48 PM (v1M8F)

177 Me personally? I'd like to see it painful, but I'm in the minority it seems.
Posted by: Leupold at October 06, 2026 01:37 PM (TsQV5)

Quick is fine with me, whether it is painful or not isn't my concern.
There's no need for cruelty in state sanctioned death penalties, though I understand the desire by some to see monsters suffer.

You may have see me mention wood chippers regarding pedos and such. Maybe even a feet first suggestion, but you know they're gone in like a minute, right?
Less than a minute of terror and pain and they've fertilized a field.
Probably not the most Christian thing to suggest.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at October 06, 2026 01:48 PM (zafwz)

178 Yeah, Federal workplace violence.

AI Overview: Internal memos show some supervisors openly questioned whether Hasan was developing psychosis or was mentally unstable. However, despite these severe warnings, his chain of command never ordered a formal mental health evaluation or psychiatric intervention. Instead, they chose to pass him along to another base by sanitizing his performance reviews.

They saved themselves aggravation by letting him go on, just like in so many other murders.

>NRP, 'Walter Reed Officials Asked: Was Hasan Psychotic?'
November 11, 2009

Put him to death and they're back in the limelight, too.
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And speaking of that, somewhat (distantly) related:
🎆 Radio/tv reporting Cornell has now tagged in Sally Yates and those young men won't have a chance in hell.

Posted by: L - No nic... at October 06, 2026 01:48 PM (NFX2v)

179 Pneumonic plague or Ebola.

What will it be?

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 06, 2026 01:49 PM (W14bs)

180 "I went out to Charing Cross, to see Major-general Harrison hanged, drawn, and quartered; which was done there, he looking as cheerful as any man could do in that condition. He was presently cut down, and his head and heart shown to the people, at which there was great shouts of joy." -- Samuel Pepys diary, Saturday 13 October 1660

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 06, 2026 01:49 PM (XeU6L)

181 Traitors should be hanged.

Posted by: Cosda at October 06, 2026 01:50 PM (qQcHX)

182 The whole system is silly. Bring in the ducks.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at October 06, 2026 01:50 PM (kvLZQ)

183 Gas chamber, hanging, firing squad or electric chair. No need to medicalize the process.
Posted by: Its an execution not medical care at October 06, 2026 01:31 PM (anL5R)

Bingo!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 06, 2026 01:50 PM (i9VX2)

184 The "last words" would be pretty funny.
Posted by: Frasier Crane

Going out as Donald Duck might actually make being a murderous bastard less cool. Ridiculing and making murderous thugs by killing the reputation is something that probably needs to be emphasized instead of some solemn procedure.

Frankly rolling ole Hasan in bacon fat before he is dispatched would be a strong indication that Muzzie stupid beliefs of paradise by killing innocents are going to be short circuited if we catch you and execute you.

Posted by: whig at October 06, 2026 01:51 PM (E4rtv)

185 OT, but there may be hope for the UK: British girl says the best part of the medieval battle tapestry found in her school's attic is "the violence"

https://tinyurl.com/3k8dtvth

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 06, 2026 01:51 PM (qx7Zg)

186 Pneumonic plague or Ebola.

What will it be?
Posted by: SMH
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My shot record shows immunization against the plague. Rather dated at this point.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 06, 2026 01:51 PM (XeU6L)

187 Was the Pike execution intentionally screwed up by the female staff?

Posted by: Max Power at October 06, 2026 01:51 PM (SwyyQ)

188
Making executions a complicated, even arcane ritual is borderline barbaric in its own right, putting an enormous amount of unnecessary stress and emotional weight on all involved.
Posted by: troyriser

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Its because the Soviet Union didnt have idiot women voters to answer to.

So we have to play this game of making the perfect drug that does the same thing, but we dont dare want a serial killer to experience half a second of pain before they die.

Posted by: Leupold at October 06, 2026 01:51 PM (TsQV5)

189 You know it was, and likely with more outside assistance.

Posted by: L - No nic... at October 06, 2026 01:52 PM (NFX2v)

190 Did you see that Hasan's bunkmate in Basic and AIT wants to be on the firing squad?

Posted by: pookysgirl would also like to volunteer at October 06, 2026 01:52 PM (Wt5PA)

191
I think (but I'm not sure) modern-day Russia still uses this comparatively painless method. Insofar as I know, the bullet-to-the-head approach has been 100% successful. Not much ritual is involved. It's all very straightforward: Hello, goodbye.

__________

A lot of the assembly-line executioners like Blokhin became alcoholics or insane. The Einsatzgruppen guys as well.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 06, 2026 01:52 PM (eRlcH)

192 And speaking of that, somewhat (distantly) related:
🎆 Radio/tv reporting Cornell has now tagged in Sally Yates and those young men won't have a chance in hell.
Posted by: L - No nic... at October 06, 2026 01:48 PM (NFX2v)

https://tinyurl.com/3ekpvrpn

Posted by: m at October 06, 2026 01:52 PM (odBC9)

193 Best execution method (and the most humane) is dynamite.

Posted by: Max Power at October 06, 2026 01:52 PM (SwyyQ)

194 Carried over:

I think 99% of the time, when I've heard some has been "roofied" it's absolute bullshit.
Posted by: Leupold at October 06, 2026 01:04 PM (TsQV5)

When drinks are tested for date-rape drugs, usually alcohol is the only one that they test positive for.

But a shockingly large number of women (and men for that matter) don't realize that alcohol is, in fact, a date-rape drug. It's 1. a CNS depressant 2. with calories, so it's metabolized by muscle. Which men have much more of.

Of course, if people are also openly doing ketamine at a party, that takes it to the next level. That (plus a hot tub) was the combo that killed Matthew Perry, IIRC, and he was an experienced user with a personal assistant. The people in this incident were self-roofied to the max.

Posted by: SciVo at October 06, 2026 01:52 PM (ke3zm)

195 Dig a hole in the ice, put him in, fill with water, when nearly frozen surround with chopped herring, and release the penguins. Death by mephitic effluvium!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 06, 2026 01:52 PM (0sNs1)

196 Get some Ivy League floozy to slob on that knob, then drop him off at Mount Holyoke. Problem solved in hours.
Posted by: those girls might make it last for days at October 06, 2026 01:45 PM

Steady on....

Posted by: The Hague Conventions at October 06, 2026 01:53 PM (FAGAJ)

197 Did you see that Hasan's bunkmate in Basic and AIT wants to be on the firing squad?
Posted by: pookysgirl would also like to volunteer at October 06, 2026 01:52 PM (Wt5PA)
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I suspect the line of people wanting to be on that firing squad is ... long. Very long. Hell, I would shoot that fuck.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 06, 2026 01:53 PM (iFTx/)

198 Traitors should be hanged.
Posted by: Cosda
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I favor gibbeting. Keep the guy on display.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 06, 2026 01:53 PM (XeU6L)

199 I assume they use .30cal on firing squads.
Posted by: toby928(c) at October 06, 2026 01:36 PM (4NO2D)

The firing squad should use M1911 pistols. After all, it was designed for dusting ragheads.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 06, 2026 01:54 PM (i9VX2)

200 200

Posted by: m at October 06, 2026 01:54 PM (odBC9)

201 187 Was the Pike execution intentionally screwed up by the female staff?
Posted by: Max Power at October 06, 2026 01:51 PM (SwyyQ)

Not yet known. Presumably to be investigated.

Posted by: m at October 06, 2026 01:54 PM (odBC9)

202 When Trump nominated Hegseth I was a bit skeptical. But he's done an excellent job of rebuilding the military is a relatively short time.

Trump really has done a great job staffing his cabinet this term.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 06, 2026 01:55 PM (viF8m)

203 My shot record shows immunization against the plague. Rather dated at this point.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 06, 2026 01:51 PM (XeU6L)
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So does mine, doesn't mean I want to see if I'm immune.
Definitely have no desire to experience Ebola.

Considering what lying liars certain people in power are, and how much they hate us, spidey sense is definitely tingling.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 06, 2026 01:56 PM (W14bs)

204
I always thought the Chinese Communist bullet to the back of the head and then demanding the family pay for the round expended was pretty cold.

Posted by: Auspex at October 06, 2026 01:56 PM (Y8DZL)

205 And in more Muslim news.......

Alastair Hilton
@London_W4
·
3h
Tomorrow, October 7th, in London, the Met Police and the Home Secretary Shabana Makmood, have signed off and supported a march by Muslims to celebrate the torture and murder of Jews. This tells you who they are. This tells you what they are. This is a disgrace. This is not England. This is Islamic Britain. The government of this country, the police and the mayor of London, the Muslim Sadiq Khan, are celebrating the murder of Jews. This is what Germany looked like and felt like with the state sponsored pogrom of Kristallnacht in 1938. This is where we are now.

Posted by: beckster at October 06, 2026 01:56 PM (kX27y)

206 Probably not the most Christian thing to suggest.
Posted by: OneEyedJack
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Christians were burned alive at the stake. The whole idea that the executed should not suffer is a modern conceit, not a core belief of Christianity as such. Same with issues like stocks, flogging, etc.

Society in the past was not crueler (see probably a million per year of babies being aborted for that) but rather more common sense because the idea of keeping a murderous monster alive watching pron and exercise, and even in some states, conjugal visits with ghoulish women that marry/have sex with these creeps. That would be viewed as cruel to society and their victims.

Thus the rotten fruit of today where the victims are shunted aside and ignored while the monsters are feted in the media and by wicked groups blaming society rather than the monster for what they did.

We are both more stupid and less moral than our forefathers as a society and misplaced compassion for perps is to blame.

Posted by: whig at October 06, 2026 01:57 PM (E4rtv)

207 The administration has two choices when the inevitable judicial overreach hits this. Just like when the judiciary put a stop to legal deportations, which were, you know, legal. The administration stopped what it was doing and let it play out in higher courts.

Yeah, I understand this is a military execution, not a civil one. That doesn't preclude some black robed tyrant stepping in anyway.

The administration has a couple choices... don't announce the date and time of the execution, nor the location. That's one.

Ignore the inevitable injunctions from said black robed tyrants and shoot the fucker anyway.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 06, 2026 01:57 PM (RORbl)

208
This tells you who they are. This tells you what they are. This is a disgrace. This is not England

__________

It is now.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 06, 2026 01:57 PM (eRlcH)

209 "Jesus wasn't very Christian when he whipped the money lenders because that probably hurt them physically more than necessary."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 06, 2026 01:58 PM (RWrid)

210 Me personally? I'd like to see it painful, but I'm in the minority it seems.
Posted by: Leupold

I was always told, if you have to kill something make it quick.

Might be painful, but if it's quick enough, that pain's hardly going to register with whatever you've killed.

(Also helps prevent you from changing your mind about trying to kill it, if you're already done and not listening to it suffer.)

If it's good enough for animals that needed killing, it should be good enough for humans that needed killing.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 06, 2026 01:58 PM (vJrRc)

211 I would love to see him offed by a firing squad of one. And that one would be Hegseth.

Posted by: Bulg at October 06, 2026 01:58 PM (77rzZ)

212 Did you see that Hasan's bunkmate in Basic and AIT wants to be on the firing squad?
Posted by: pookysgirl would also like to volunteer at October 06, 2026 01:52 PM (Wt5PA)
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To be so hated, that your bunkmate from basic training wants to end you.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 06, 2026 01:58 PM (W14bs)

213 193 Best execution method (and the most humane) is dynamite.
Posted by: Max Power
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Eh, no one wants to clean up the mess after nor put the stick up the perp's ass and light it.

Easier to just take a C-130 up, put the assholes on a pallet over the sea, and roll it off the back at 10000 feet. Preferably over shark infested waters.

Posted by: whig at October 06, 2026 01:59 PM (E4rtv)

214 I would love to see him offed by a firing squad of one. And that one would be Hegseth.
Posted by: Bulg at October 06, 2026 01:58 PM (77rzZ)
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If it has to be one, let it be the family member of one of the victims.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 06, 2026 01:59 PM (W14bs)

215 Of course, if people are also openly doing ketamine at a party, that takes it to the next level. That (plus a hot tub) was the combo that killed Matthew Perry, IIRC, and he was an experienced user with a personal assistant. The people in this incident were self-roofied to the max.
Posted by: SciVo at October 06, 2026 01:52 PM (ke3zm)
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Even a small bump of K will have euphoric and sedating effects. If the amount of K that Jane Doe supposedly snorted is correct, she would have been tripping fucking balls. Ditto the guys.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 06, 2026 01:59 PM (iFTx/)

216 I would love to see him offed by a firing squad of one. And that one would be Hegseth.
Posted by: Bulg

Wrap him in pig skin before burial.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 06, 2026 01:59 PM (Yw4Qw)

217 Did you see that Hasan's bunkmate in Basic and AIT wants to be on the firing squad?
Posted by: pookysgirl would also like to volunteer at October 06, 2026 01:52 PM (Wt5PA)
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To be so hated, that your bunkmate from basic training wants to end you.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 06, 2026 01:58 PM (W14bs)

Hard to believe!

Posted by: John Swift boat Kerry at October 06, 2026 02:00 PM (0l5z0)

218 If it has to be one, let it be the family member of one of the victims.
Posted by: SMH

Yeah, you're right.

Posted by: Bulg at October 06, 2026 02:00 PM (77rzZ)

219 205; that's jaw-droppingly insane.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 06, 2026 02:00 PM (VyBeY)

220 To be so hated, that your bunkmate from basic training wants to end you.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 06, 2026 01:58 PM

After 20 years, shouldn't that guy be a Lt. Colonel at least?

Posted by: toby928(c) at October 06, 2026 02:00 PM (4NO2D)

221 Best execution method (and the most humane) is dynamite.
Posted by: Max Power
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Eh, no one wants to clean up the mess after nor put the stick up the perp's ass and light it.

Easier to just take a C-130 up, put the assholes on a pallet over the sea, and roll it off the back at 10000 feet. Preferably over shark infested waters.
Posted by: whig at October 06, 2026 01:59 PM

Nothing says the two couldn't be combined, perhaps with an atmospheric pressure-sensing detonation mechanism. This would certainly make it chummier.

Behold the magic of AND!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 06, 2026 02:01 PM (0sNs1)

222 We are both more stupid and less moral than our forefathers as a society and misplaced compassion for perps is to blame.
Posted by: whig at October 06, 2026 01:57 PM (E4rtv)
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Tolerance for evil is evil itself.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 06, 2026 02:01 PM (W14bs)

223 Last night, DJT signed an executive order that allows truck fleets to use red-dyed diesel for highway transportation.

Posted by: mrp at October 06, 2026 02:02 PM (rj6Yv)

224 Inert gas as a simple asphyxiant is amazingly fast, painless.

• These non-toxic or minimally toxic gases push oxygen out of the air in enclosed or poorly ventilated spaces. Normal air has about 21% oxygen; levels below 19.5% are considered dangerous.
• Common examples: Nitrogen, helium, argon, neon, and methane.

Or, a few seconds with a bit of sinus pain attached?

Hydrogen sulfide: It smells like rotten eggs at low levels (0.5 to 5 ppm), but high concentrations (>100 ppm) rapidly deaden the sense of smell (olfactory fatigue), making the gas dangerously undetectable by scent.

• Prevents cells from using oxygen even when blood oxygen levels are normal.

No, not now or ever would I be so scheming or doing. All in workplace fatalities due to simple mistakes. (As were most.)

Posted by: L - No nic... at October 06, 2026 02:02 PM (NFX2v)

225 "Best execution method (and the most humane) is dynamite.
Posted by: Max Power"

Good for getting rid of stupid cows.

Posted by: LORD Garth at October 06, 2026 02:02 PM (MWfyi)

226 Considering what lying liars certain people in power are, and how much they hate us, spidey sense is definitely tingling.
Posted by: SMH
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It's as though Covid was a dry run.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 06, 2026 02:02 PM (XeU6L)

227 I actually knew a Muslim in the Navy who was a decent guy. Saved my bacon on one occasion.

Hope he hasn't gone off the deep end.

Posted by: Bulg at October 06, 2026 02:02 PM (77rzZ)

228 We could go Old Testament and stone him or shoot him with arrows.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at October 06, 2026 02:02 PM (JNTt1)

229 After 20 years, shouldn't that guy be a Lt. Colonel at least?
Posted by: toby928(c) at October 06, 2026 02:00 PM (4NO2D)
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If he stayed in that long.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 06, 2026 02:03 PM (W14bs)

230 Last night, DJT signed an executive order that allows truck fleets to use red-dyed diesel for highway transportation.
Posted by: mrp at October 06, 2026 02:02 PM

Can he unilaterally stop the Federal taxes on diesel? That would be close to the same thing.

Posted by: toby928(c) at October 06, 2026 02:03 PM (4NO2D)

231 A lot of the assembly-line executioners like Blokhin became alcoholics or insane. The Einsatzgruppen guys as well.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 06, 2026 01:52 PM (eRlcH)

NKVD and Einsatzgruppen executioners were murdering men and women (and children) they knew were innocent civilians. That some went insane from committing atrocities shows they still held at least vestiges of conscience.

Posted by: troyriser at October 06, 2026 02:03 PM (v1M8F)

232 Good for getting rid of stupid cows.
Posted by: LORD
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And whale carcasses.

Posted by: Oregon at October 06, 2026 02:04 PM (XeU6L)

233 >>Yeah, I understand this is a military execution, not a civil one. That doesn't preclude some black robed tyrant stepping in anyway.

It kind of does. It's right there in the Constitution.

Trump is the Commander in Chief. The ultimate authority over the military. If a federal judge tried to intervene I would expect Trump to tell them to get bent.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 06, 2026 02:04 PM (viF8m)

234 233 >>Yeah, I understand this is a military execution, not a civil one. That doesn't preclude some black robed tyrant stepping in anyway.

It kind of does. It's right there in the Constitution.

Trump is the Commander in Chief. The ultimate authority over the military. If a federal judge tried to intervene I would expect Trump to tell them to get bent.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 06, 2026 02:04 PM (viF8m)

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He should order it done outside El-Sayed's next campaign stop.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 06, 2026 02:05 PM (RWrid)

235 For those of you ragging on the USAF's marksmanship, I will have you know that Pooky shot fairly well, enough to qualify for Marksman more than once. Of course, he grew up around guns, so he was an atypical Airman in that regard.

Posted by: pookysgirl sort of grew up with guns at October 06, 2026 02:06 PM (Wt5PA)

236 He should order it done outside El-Sayed's next campaign stop.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 06, 2026 02:05 PM

The one that the JEF is going to be campaigning with him at?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 06, 2026 02:06 PM (0sNs1)

237 Tomorrow, October 7th, in London, the Met Police and the Home Secretary Shabana Makmood, have signed off and supported a march by Muslims to celebrate the torture and murder of Jews. This tells you who they are. This tells you what they are.

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A Conquered Caliphate.

Posted by: ShainS at October 06, 2026 02:06 PM (u0Isn)

238 I wonder if this mook will be hollering 'aloha snackbar' as the squad takes aim

I say gag him

Posted by: Don Black at October 06, 2026 02:06 PM (ZxPkt)

239 NKVD and Einsatzgruppen executioners were murdering men and women (and children) they knew were innocent civilians. That some went insane from committing atrocities shows they still held at least vestiges of conscience.
Posted by: troyriser at October 06, 2026 02:03 PM (v1M8F)
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All of them were volunteers. None of them were coerced and all they needed to do was ask for re-assignment.

ref: Ordinary Men, Browning

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 06, 2026 02:06 PM (RIvkX)

240 Headline (USA Today):

"Trump sparks outrage for suggesting Iran could take out US cities"

Excerpt:

"The remarks quickly circulated online, drawing sharp condemnation from California officials who portrayed Trump's remarks as an invitation to attack those cities or downplaying such an attack, even as it appeared Trump was warning the cities could be vulnerable if Iran obtained a nuclear weapon. The White House said Trump's remarks were clearly about safeguarding Americans."

Me:

Newsom had a fit. DJT's "casual" remark was a brilliant political strike on the Dems, because they don't have a sane counterargument.

Posted by: mrp at October 06, 2026 02:07 PM (rj6Yv)

241 Interesting, above.

Pennsylvania taxes undyed diesel fuel at a flat rate of 74.1 cents per gallon.

In Pennsylvania, dyed diesel fuel is entirely exempt from both the state liquid fuels tax (74.1 cents) and the federal excise tax (24.4 cents) under normal circumstances. Because it is sold tax-free, it can only legally be purchased and used for qualifying off-road purposes.

Posted by: L - No nic... at October 06, 2026 02:07 PM (NFX2v)

242 233 >>Yeah, I understand this is a military execution, not a civil one. That doesn't preclude some black robed tyrant stepping in anyway.

It kind of does. It's right there in the Constitution.

Trump is the Commander in Chief. The ultimate authority over the military. If a federal judge tried to intervene I would expect Trump to tell them to get bent.
Posted by: JackStraw

Military has its own court system so a civilian court judge does not have jurisdiction. Scotus does over the highest military court but not lower civilian courts. Hasn't stopped the activist judges in the past but Scotus is getting quicker and quicker about cutting them off. And lack of jurisdiction is one of those means.

Posted by: whig at October 06, 2026 02:07 PM (E4rtv)

243 For those of you ragging on the USAF's marksmanship, I will have you know that Pooky shot fairly well, enough to qualify for Marksman more than once. Of course, he grew up around guns, so he was an atypical Airman in that regard.
Posted by: pookysgirl sort of grew up with guns at October 06, 2026 02:06 PM

Okay, can we rag on their close-order drill?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 06, 2026 02:07 PM (0sNs1)

244 And speaking of that, somewhat (distantly) related:
🎆 Radio/tv reporting Cornell has now tagged in Sally Yates and those young men won't have a chance in hell.
Posted by: L - No nic... at October 06, 2026 01:48 PM (NFX2v)

https://tinyurl.com/3ekpvrpn
Posted by: m at October 06, 2026 01:52 PM (odBC9)
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Yates has been hired by a Cornell committee to investigate Cornell's response to the girl's accusations. Cornell is basically investigating Cornell. Yates will of course determine that Cornell did everything correctly.

I don't think Yates will say anything more about the guys, because that would make Cornell's response to the accusations look weak.

And Cornell expelled two of the guys, suspended another two, and barred another (he already graduated) from campus. What more were they supposed to do? Cut off the guy's dicks?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 06, 2026 02:07 PM (iFTx/)

245 >>>>>>Traitors should be hanged.
Posted by: Cosda
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I favor gibbeting. Keep the guy on display.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
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Good idea. Let the crows and bugs have him.

Posted by: Cosda at October 06, 2026 02:07 PM (qQcHX)

246 The person who always says that.

Posted by: Nothing will happen at October 06, 2026 02:08 PM (2Ez/1)

247 242 Military has its own court system so a civilian court judge does not have jurisdiction. Scotus does over the highest military court but not lower civilian courts. Hasn't stopped the activist judges in the past but Scotus is getting quicker and quicker about cutting them off. And lack of jurisdiction is one of those means.

Posted by: whig at October 06, 2026 02:07 PM (E4rtv)

=========

"No jurisdiction? I don't get it."
-district courts accepting immigration cases

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 06, 2026 02:08 PM (RWrid)

248 Volunteering for work that drives you insane is tight.

Posted by: zombie h.p. lovecraft at October 06, 2026 02:08 PM (zpcJA)

249 I mean firing squad is genuinely a more ethical form of execution than these archaic “lethal injections” that prisons partake in.

It's theatrics. Has to be because he's Muslim. The last military firing squad execution was 1945 and the last military execution was by hanging in 1961.

The people love masterbatory justice. They don't care if it's humane, or even remotely effective, as long as it makes them feel good.

wtf is going on in the country? Why does Trump have a say in everything? He acts like a king and we let him. There are judges and other people of authority. Keep the president out of it. We are crazy! For letting him act this way.

same thing Trump did last time before the election. Starting a killing spree of people on death row to rile up the lowest instincts of his voters

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at October 06, 2026 02:08 PM (wvFQz)

250 Best execution method (and the most humane) is dynamite.
Posted by: Max Power
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Eh, no one wants to clean up the mess after nor put the stick up the perp's ass and light it.

Easier to just take a C-130 up, put the assholes on a pallet over the sea, and roll it off the back at 10000 feet. Preferably over shark infested waters.
Posted by: whig

Do it on a beach like a whale and the seagulls will clean it up. You need a volunteer shoving up his ass, call me.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 06, 2026 02:08 PM (sxG0y)

251 The person who always says that.
Posted by: Nothing will happen at October 06, 2026 02:08 PM

That's not how this works.

Posted by: That Guy who sonorously intones "Nothing will happen." at October 06, 2026 02:09 PM (0sNs1)

252 Last week I linked an article asking rhetorically, why is this terrorist murderer, who killed 13 people, still drawing air, despite having been convicted and sentenced to death?

Why has Trump not given the execution order yet?

Well, Trump signed the order.

Trump obviously reads AoSHQ and does what ace wants him to do.

Well, except lose to DeSantis, he had to draw a line somewhere.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 06, 2026 02:09 PM (6ydKt)

253 244 And Cornell expelled two of the guys, suspended another two, and barred another (he already graduated) from campus. What more were they supposed to do? Cut off the guy's dicks?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 06, 2026 02:07 PM (iFTx/)

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"Yes."
-53% of the American left

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 06, 2026 02:09 PM (RWrid)

254 Last night, DJT signed an executive order that allows truck fleets to use red-dyed diesel for highway transportation.
Posted by: mrp

On the one hand, okay. I guess that since he can't remove the diesel tax (Congress's job) that might be a way to reduce transport expenses, at least until all the gas stations jack their dyed diesel prices to undyed levels to get that much more money for themselves.

On the other hand, the truckers cause more wear than all the passenger vehicles do, because heavier loads, why should they not be paying the taxes that - at least allegedly - fund road maintenance?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 06, 2026 02:09 PM (vJrRc)

255 Best execution method (and the most humane) is dynamite.
Posted by: Max Power
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Eh, no one wants to clean up the mess after nor put the stick up the perp's ass and light it.

Easier to just take a C-130 up, put the assholes on a pallet over the sea, and roll it off the back at 10000 feet. Preferably over shark infested waters.
Posted by: whig at October 06, 2026 01:59 PM

Nothing says the two couldn't be combined, perhaps with an atmospheric pressure-sensing detonation mechanism. This would certainly make it chummier.

Behold the magic of AND!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 06, 2026 02:01 PM

"He died in the most macho way possible: riding a shark with 250 pounds of dynamite strapped to his chest into the mouth in an active volcano! It was glorious."

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 06, 2026 02:10 PM (FAGAJ)

256 237 Tomorrow, October 7th, in London, the Met Police and the Home Secretary Shabana Makmood, have signed off and supported a march by Muslims to celebrate the torture and murder of Jews. This tells you who they are. This tells you what they are.

-----------------

A Conquered Caliphate.
Posted by: ShainS

This kind of thing is a demoralization op, not being conquered as such. It is meant to show that there is no way to win with government and Muzzies shoulder to shoulder. But it is also bullshit. Because both conditions are changeable. Muzzies are not anywhere near a majority in UK and this government,like all others can fall to citizens.

I think Labour needs to made to understand that a Romanian Christmas is just as possible in the UK as it was in Romania and for the same reason.

Posted by: whig at October 06, 2026 02:10 PM (E4rtv)

257 Pike's attorneys said Friday that she is unconscious and intubated in a Nashville-area hospital. She is using a ventilator to breathe and has significant injuries to both arms, her attorneys said. Hospital staff is working to clear the pentobarbital from her body.

Maybe they should have waited longer.

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 06, 2026 02:10 PM (/+uur)

258 249 wtf is going on in the country? Why does Trump have a say in everything? He acts like a king and we let him. There are judges and other people of authority. Keep the president out of it. We are crazy! For letting him act this way.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at October 06, 2026 02:08 PM (wvFQz)

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"I think the military is its own branch of government independent from any elected official, meaning that it's run by a cabal of insiders who have no input from the body politic. This makes me smart and in love with American democracy."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 06, 2026 02:10 PM (RWrid)

259 Amateurs.

Posted by: Guy who always says "Nothing will happen" and is usually right at October 06, 2026 02:11 PM (MWfyi)

260 255 Best execution method (and the most humane) is dynamite.
Posted by: Max Power
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Eh, no one wants to clean up the mess after nor put the stick up the perp's ass and light it.

Easier to just take a C-130 up, put the assholes on a pallet over the sea, and roll it off the back at 10000 feet. Preferably over shark infested waters.
Posted by: whig at October 06, 2026 01:59 PM

The Kim family uses anti aircraft fire and 105 howitzers

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 06, 2026 02:11 PM (/+uur)

261 260 255 Best execution method (and the most humane) is dynamite.
Posted by: Max Power
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Eh, no one wants to clean up the mess after nor put the stick up the perp's ass and light it.

Easier to just take a C-130 up, put the assholes on a pallet over the sea, and roll it off the back at 10000 feet. Preferably over shark infested waters.
Posted by: whig at October 06, 2026 01:59 PM

The Kim family uses anti aircraft fire and 105 howitzers

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 06, 2026 02:11 PM (/+uur)
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Do it out in a field, and you let the carrion clean up afterwards.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 06, 2026 02:12 PM (RWrid)

262 Something might happen.

Posted by: that guy that thinks that something might happen at October 06, 2026 02:12 PM (4NO2D)

263 Do it out in a field, and you let the carrion clean up afterwards.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 06, 2026 02:12 PM (RWrid)

buzzards gotta eats too

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 06, 2026 02:12 PM (/+uur)

264 Behold the magic of AND!
Posted by: Duncanthrax
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Only if you lace the explosives with pig lard and have women menstruating strap Hasan to them while being loaded up.

These jihadis are insane with their beliefs but we can use that to ensure that they die an ignoble death giving them hell even by their own twisted book.

Posted by: whig at October 06, 2026 02:13 PM (E4rtv)

265 A 105 with a Beehive round set for muzzle-burst 50 meters away could prove decisive.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 06, 2026 02:13 PM (0sNs1)

266 Never understand why death via carbon monoxide poisoning isn't used. The subject just passes out then dies.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at October 06, 2026 01:40 PM (DbmIv)

I remember an SF story of a dude on death row in an alien society that was non violent and pacifist. They left him in his cell and food was left through an opening in the door. On the last day the food was replaced by a flask of poison.

He threw it against the wall sure that they wouldn't have the guts to kill him. Then the next morning nothing came through the door at mealtime. And the next...and the next....

Posted by: Oldcat at October 06, 2026 02:13 PM (uhVAy)

267 >>Easier to just take a C-130 up, put the assholes on a pallet over the sea, and roll it off the back at 10000 feet. Preferably over shark infested waters.

I've got just the place.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 06, 2026 02:13 PM (viF8m)

268 Okay, can we rag on their close-order drill?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 06, 2026 02:07 PM (0sNs1)

Probably. I'd say that they're the worst marchers of the branches, but I haven't seen the Coast Guard or Space Force do it, so I'm reserving judgment.

Posted by: pookysgirl will allow inter-service ribbing at October 06, 2026 02:13 PM (Wt5PA)

269 On the other hand, the truckers cause more wear than all the passenger vehicles do, because heavier loads, why should they not be paying the taxes that - at least allegedly - fund road maintenance?
Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 06, 2026 02:09 PM (vJrRc)

I agree but.
I think this is a temporary order to provide relief during a time of exceptionally high diesel prices and shortages due to lack of refining capacity.
I think he feels it'll be short lived or else truckers will burn up the supply farmers need to get in their crops in short order.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at October 06, 2026 02:13 PM (zafwz)

270 >> days after a failed attempt to execute Christa Pike by lethal injection

Interesting factoid. She wanted to be shot by firing squad. In fact she petitioned. The State denied.

Posted by: That Guy at October 06, 2026 02:14 PM (LLQU7)

271 Pike's attorneys said Friday that she is unconscious and intubated in a Nashville-area hospital. She is using a ventilator to breathe and has significant injuries to both arms, her attorneys said. Hospital staff is working to clear the pentobarbital from her body.

Maybe they should have waited longer.
Posted by: r hennigantx at October 06, 2026 02:10 PM (/+uur)

Why are they doing this? What is the point?

Posted by: Oldcat at October 06, 2026 02:14 PM (uhVAy)

272 Traitors should be hanged.
Posted by: Cosda
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I favor gibbeting. Keep the guy on display.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
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Good idea. Let the crows and bugs have him.

Posted by: Cosda \
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Exactly. And, the guy is on display as an object lesson.

Posted by: Oregon at October 06, 2026 02:14 PM (XeU6L)

273 271 Why are they doing this? What is the point?

Posted by: Oldcat at October 06, 2026 02:14 PM (uhVAy)

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Bureaucratic inertia.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 06, 2026 02:14 PM (RWrid)

274 Oops /Oregon

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 06, 2026 02:15 PM (XeU6L)

275 I'm getting a sense that this is going to be one of those threads that get enshrined in the All-Time Best of AoSHQ list.

And another one where the Catholics do a lot of hand-waving so you won't notice what their church actually preaches. Damn, do they talk tough.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at October 06, 2026 02:15 PM (zdLoL)

276 Do it out in a field, and you let the carrion clean up afterwards.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Well, it is biblical. Jezebel ended up that way.

Posted by: whig at October 06, 2026 02:15 PM (E4rtv)

277 Do it on a beach like a whale and the seagulls will clean it up. You need a volunteer shoving up his ass, call me.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 06, 2026 02:08 PM (sxG0y)

I love that video where they just keep marching BOXES of TNT down the beach.

And who da fuck wrote the formula for sticks of TNT per 1000 lbs of Whale?

Wyle E Coyote

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 06, 2026 02:15 PM (/+uur)

278 >> days after a failed attempt to execute Christa Pike by lethal injection

Interesting factoid. She wanted to be shot by firing squad. In fact she petitioned. The State denied.
Posted by: That Guy at October 06, 2026 02:14 PM (LLQU7)

Probably not a legal method in that state. I think Utah is practically unique in having that.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 06, 2026 02:15 PM (uhVAy)

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