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The Morning Report — 10/6 /26

DemFiringSquad.jpg

Good morning kids. Let's kick off the day with a bit of good if not bittersweet news.

“Secretary of War Pete Hegseth has recommended — and President Donald J. Trump has approved — death by U.S. Army firing squad for convicted terrorist Nidal Malik Hasan, the jihadist who opened fire on unarmed American soldiers at Fort Hood in 2009,” Pentagon spokesman Sean Parnell wrote on X.

Hasan killed 12 US service members, one civilian and wounded 32 others during his November 2009 rampage at the Texas Army base. Parnell noted the Army-officer-turned-terrorist was “shouting ‘Allahu Akbar’ during the attack.”

“The Secretary of the Army will set the time and place of the execution,” the Pentagon spokesman added. “Judgement day for Hasan has finally come.”

Hasan, who was sentenced to death by a military court in 2013, would be the first service member executed by the armed forces since 1961. . . Hasan, a former Army major and psychiatrist, opened fire on troops who were standing in line to receive immunizations at Fort Hood.

The attack ended when Hasan was shot in the back and left paralyzed by a responding police officer.

He should've been summarily executed within moments of being neutralized. considering Islam and the fact that our Commander-in-Chief at the time was for all intents and purposes an ideological fellow traveler of Hasan and the prevailing insane political winds in our nation since this incident and in reality blowing from Ground Zero since 9/11 and from College Campuses since the Vietnam War, were it not for President Trump and Secretary of War Hegseth and the patriots still in uniform, Hasan would likely have been spared and breathing our air for years to come.

While we're on the subject of treason and traitors in our midst . . .

Iran’s endgame became obvious when its IRGC terror bosses released a letter to American voters praising “the No Kings rallies that swept across the U.S. last year”, blasting President Trump and urging Americans to vote to “change the makeup of the government” to end the war.

The old joke about the Russians was that their military strategy was to get invaded and wait for winter. The Islamic terrorist strategy is to get invaded and wait for leftists to win elections. Iran hasn’t just been waiting. In 2020, Iranian hackers tried to hack into election databases and sent out false flag emails to voters in Florida. In 2024, they stole J.D. Vance’s voter file and peddled it to media outlets. Iranian fake news sites bashed Republicans and promoted the Kamala campaign. That’s not even counting active measures like a Trump assassination plot.

Interfering with traffic in the Strait of Hormuz was never going to bring the American economy to its knees, the way that our economic pressure campaign on Iran crushed its economy, and the terrorist regime wouldn’t have bothered if it expected the Democrats to hold the line. The letter to voters, however, reveals that the Iranian strategy is to wait for the Democrats to bail them out. . . Iran Plans to Win the War by Helping Democrats Win Is it time for a crackdown on the treason party?

The Treason Party is exactly who and what the Democrats are, regardless of whether so-called Moderates or the full-on freakshow of DSA members are running things. The crackdown, that is the utter dismantling, dissolution and destruction of the Democrat Party should have happened the moment they formed the KKK and attempted to and indeed thwart reconstruction, resulting with their alignment with every movement foreign and domestic that was anathema to America as founded. And here we are 160 years later with one of our two major political parties hell bent for leather to seize absolute power in the name of transforming America into a hells cape it was never meant to be, instead of the shining beacon of civilizational progress it was founded as. Hence the Nidal Hasans on top of the Squeaky Frommes Jane Fondas, Bernie Sanders and Planned Parenthoods that we must deal with. Lest they "deal" with us first! As the evil fishy bastards have been!

Five years ago today, then-Attorney General Merrick Garland released his memorandum laying out what his corrupt Department of Justice could do to assist in investigating and prosecuting the parents accused of being “domestic terrorists” for speaking out against far-left initiatives and draconian Covid policies at school board meetings. The Democrat AG’s memo followed a National School Boards Association (NSBA) letter begging President Joe Biden and his politically-driven Department of Justice to recognize the “immediate threat” these parents posed to America’s public schools and their leaders. The letter urged Biden to treat the parents’ confrontational behavior like it was “equivalent to a form of domestic terrorism.” 

We know that the NSBA, after a wave of criticism from affiliates, was forced to apologize for the letter from School Boards Association President Viola Garcia and interim CEO Chip Slaven. The association acknowledged “there was no justification for some of the language included in the letter” and that the executive office had not consulted with state affiliates. 

When Andrew Breitbart of blessed memory declared "Fuck You, WAR!" The above was yet to happen but did he realize where we were headed for before he drew his last breath?

Death to the Left and Islam. It really is us or them. I fervently pray that the Good Lord in Heaven open the eyes, hearts and minds of our fellow citizens (in name only) to see the evil that they praise and engage in and repent... As for all of you good people, stay strong and I bid you all tohave a good day.

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1
Hey. Yo.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 06, 2026 07:11 AM (eRlcH)

2
Claimed the First, then called the Pembrokes and Cardigans.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 06, 2026 07:12 AM (eRlcH)

3 Morning all

Posted by: rickb223 at October 06, 2026 07:12 AM (sxG0y)

4 Trump approves firing squad for Fort Hood killer Nidal Hasan’s execution after Pete Hegseth’s recommendation


Why is this taking so long? It's the friggin Army, do a court martial and shoot him. This should not take 15 years even with appeals.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 06, 2026 07:13 AM (I43vL)

5 Woah Nellie. Top 5.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 06, 2026 07:13 AM (sxG0y)

6 The ever ridiculous NYT:

"Cornell Case Highlights Drop in Resolved Sexual Assault Cases Under Trump"

Posted by: fd at October 06, 2026 07:14 AM (MWfyi)

7 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 06, 2026 07:14 AM (u82oZ)

8 Top 10! yAy!

Posted by: NR Pax at October 06, 2026 07:14 AM (NR6c1)

9 Congratulations, Hadrian the Seventh.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 06, 2026 07:15 AM (u82oZ)

10 Willowed: "Cornell Case Highlights Drop in Resolved Sexual Assault Cases Under Trump"

How dare those men retain lawyers and get those cases thrown out!? BELIEVE ALL WOMEN!

Posted by: NR Pax at October 06, 2026 07:15 AM (NR6c1)

11 Well, depending on your belief, Hasan will either be in hell experiencing the fires of eternal damnation or returning to non-existence where from his perspective, none of this ever happened.

It’s going to get very warm for Hasan very soon.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 06, 2026 07:16 AM (XV/Pl)

12 I had not heard of Saritha Komatireddy. Thanks for letting us know about her, J.J. I wish her well. Letitia James is a disgrace.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 06, 2026 07:16 AM (JrHfD)

13 I understand the logic of "keep firing until the threat is neutralized" but Hasan needed a full magazine of ballistic correction.

Posted by: NR Pax at October 06, 2026 07:17 AM (NR6c1)

14 Happy Tuesday

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 06, 2026 07:17 AM (/+uur)

15
I have a mild addiction to Low IQ baseball compilations. One thing I've noticed is that consistently good teams don't do dumb things. They don't make bad throws, they don't miss the cutoff man, they don't forget how many outs there are, they don't make bad base running decisions.

The Yankees used to (I stress that) be one of those teams. But now to watch them play, you'd think they were the Pittsburgh Pirates. They consistently either fumble the ball fielding or run themselves right out of an inning. It's like they think if they hit enough home runs, they don't have to play well otherwise.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 06, 2026 07:19 AM (eRlcH)

16 I disagree with shooting Major Nidal Malik Hasan.

Culturally, a firing squad is for a honorable execution.

Major Hasan deserves hanging, with is an execution for dis-honorable members of the military.

But I expect there are no MOS for hanging, while the Army does emphasize shooting.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 06, 2026 07:19 AM (u82oZ)

17 Good morning again dear morons and happy birthday JJ

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 06, 2026 07:19 AM (RIvkX)

18 “The Secretary of the Army will set the time and place of the execution,” the Pentagon spokesman added. “Judgement day for Hasan has finally come.”
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*fires up grill*
*chills beers*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 06, 2026 07:20 AM (RIvkX)

19 Good Morning.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 06, 2026 07:21 AM (iW7pR)

20 Looks like our resident idiot troll Paul has been snorting the catnip again.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 06, 2026 07:26 AM (FZ29D)

21 That troll is barely comprehensible.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 06, 2026 07:28 AM (RIvkX)

22 Looks like our resident idiot troll Paul has been snorting the catnip again.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel


Snorting Ketamine off a frat boy's dong.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 06, 2026 07:28 AM (sxG0y)

23 Hey. Yo.

Claimed the First, then called the Pembrokes and Cardigans.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 06, 2026 07:12 AM (eRlcH)

You forgot to flick the pick, esse!

Posted by: Scott Hall at October 06, 2026 07:29 AM (1Ff7Z)

24 "The Secretary of the Army will set the time and place of the execution,” the Pentagon spokesman added. “Judgement day for Hasan has finally come.”



Strait of Hormuz on Saturday. Dingy.
Method - Puff the Magic Dragon

Posted by: rickb223 at October 06, 2026 07:30 AM (sxG0y)

25 *fires up grill*
*chills beers*
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 06, 2026 07:20 AM (RIvkX)

Not so fast!

Posted by: Some judge, somewhere at October 06, 2026 07:31 AM (1Ff7Z)

26 Virginia State University Strips Campus Christian Groups of Recognition

But we're the intolerant ones somehow.

Posted by: NR Pax at October 06, 2026 07:33 AM (NR6c1)

27 NR Pax

The attraction of college is getting very selective.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 06, 2026 07:34 AM (u82oZ)

28 Ninth Circuit’s January ruling that claimed the Trump administration did not have the authority to end President Joe Biden’s TPS policy,

I never understood the reasoning of how an actual president did not have the authority to reverse policy from unelected, unknown apparatchiks who had access to the Auto Pen.

Posted by: Community Notes at October 06, 2026 07:36 AM (kHd4y)

29 Who was POTUS in 2013?

Why didn't PDT do it in 2017?

Posted by: no one of any consequence at October 06, 2026 07:36 AM (36x1j)

30 Strait of Hormuz on Saturday. Dingy.
Method - Puff the Magic Dragon


Live stream to improve troop morale.

The only argument left should be to what soundtrack accompanies this event.

Posted by: Community Notes at October 06, 2026 07:38 AM (kHd4y)

31 Happy twosday everybody and happy birthday JJ.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at October 06, 2026 07:38 AM (JNTt1)

32 Looks like our resident idiot troll Paul has been snorting the catnip again.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel


Snorting Ketamine off a frat boy's dong.
Posted by: rickb223

His mom's dong.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 06, 2026 07:39 AM (iW7pR)

33 Birdbath status?

Posted by: Just Wondering at October 06, 2026 07:40 AM (2Ez/1)

34 Why didn't PDT do it in 2017?

Apparently traitors and terrorists have the full suite of appeals that an ordinary garden variety mass murderer has in our country.

Hasan exhausted his last appeal a year ago.

Posted by: Community Notes at October 06, 2026 07:40 AM (kHd4y)

35 The Yankees used to (I stress that) be one of those teams. But now to watch them play, you'd think they were the Pittsburgh Pirates. They consistently either fumble the ball fielding or run themselves right out of an inning. It's like they think if they hit enough home runs, they don't have to play well otherwise.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 06, 2026 07:19 AM (eRlcH)

I blame Babe Ruth.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 06, 2026 07:42 AM (6ydKt)

36 Major Hasan deserves hanging,

Since he is paralyzed, set him on fire in a vacant field and let feral hogs dispose of what remains.

He can join Allah in hell after passing through the colon of swine.

Posted by: Community Notes at October 06, 2026 07:44 AM (kHd4y)

37 Americans Turn to AI Chatbots to Decide How to Vote in Midterm Elections

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Lord help us all. If you have to turn to a chatbot(!) to figure out who to vote for, you don't deserve a vote.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 06, 2026 07:45 AM (qBdHI)

38 I don't understand the Spanish Lingo in the Morning Report headline. I do better when JJS speaks Yiddish to us.

Posted by: Rock-Ribbed Ron at October 06, 2026 07:45 AM (EdP2u)

39 Since he is paralyzed, set him on fire in a vacant field and let feral hogs dispose of what remains.

He can join Allah in hell after passing through the colon of swine.
Posted by: Community Notes

Works for me.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 06, 2026 07:45 AM (iW7pR)

40 Ready, Aim Fire!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 06, 2026 07:46 AM (RIvkX)

41 On the passing of Jim Bakker, I clicked on that link and scrolled through the article. There's one pic of him with Tammy Fay. I was struck anew with the incredible (I'm talking incredible) amounts of makeup she wore.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 06, 2026 07:47 AM (qBdHI)

42 Virginia State University is one of the historically black colleges and universities . I would expect a high percentage of its students are Christians. I am glad at least one Christian law firm is defending the Christian groups.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 06, 2026 07:47 AM (JrHfD)

43 There is no Yiddish translation.

The closest is Oy, My Back!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 06, 2026 07:47 AM (RIvkX)

44 Legal Insurrection says Ken Paxton is facing "serious headwinds" in trying to beat Talafreako. I hope those prognosticators here on this blog are true in that this anti-Christ figure will lose.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 06, 2026 07:50 AM (qBdHI)

45 I was struck anew with the incredible (I'm talking incredible) amounts of makeup she wore.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 06, 2026 07:47 AM (qBdHI)

It was quite the joke just looking at her in the late 80s.
Kind of like looking at a walking wax figure from Tussaud's.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 06, 2026 07:50 AM (6ydKt)

46 It was quite the joke just looking at her in the late 80s.
Kind of like looking at a walking wax figure from Tussaud's.

--

I still remember her crying on the air after the revelations all came out and her black mascara running down her face.

I saw a TV interview she did only a day or two before she died. She was bone thin, but had on 10lbs of makeup. It was positively garish.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 06, 2026 07:53 AM (qBdHI)

47 I never understood the reasoning of how an actual president did not have the authority to reverse policy from unelected, unknown apparatchiks who had access to the Auto Pen.
Posted by: Community Notes


Especially since the T in TPS stands for "Temporary". What can be decreed as temporary can be decreed as done-wit'.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 06, 2026 07:54 AM (sDWtc)

48 " Legal Insurrection says Ken Paxton is facing "serious headwinds""

So did Cruz both times he has run but let us have Senator Beatoff O'Roarke tell us about all those college polls that were +10 - 20 demtard respondents being counted in the averages.

Posted by: Will Robinson at October 06, 2026 07:54 AM (dCMJG)

49 I don't understand the Spanish Lingo in the Morning Report headline.

Posted by: Rock-Ribbed Ron at October 06, 2026 07:45 AM (EdP2u)
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What are we looking at in the cover pic?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 06, 2026 07:54 AM (KR4PD)

50 Has there been a single dem anywhere who’s come out and said they don’t want IRCG support and disavow that support/endorsement? If not, why not??

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 06, 2026 07:54 AM (9eNmI)

51 > Hasan exhausted his last appeal a year ago.
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I doubt that matters to a leftist judge interested in making a name for him/herself. This is going to be another judicial shitshow.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 06, 2026 07:55 AM (RORbl)

52 Seriously, when was the last time a Repub won a UT poll?

When?

How about emerson? has Repub ever won one of those?

Posted by: Will Robinson at October 06, 2026 07:56 AM (dCMJG)

53 “According to the affidavit, Zhang traveled to Seattle in 2025 and, at the direction of PRC officials, surveilled a close relative of a Taiwanese government official, sending photos, videos, and license plate information to those officials,” First Assistant U.S. Attorney Bill Essayli

50% of the Chinese in the US are spying on the 50% of the Chinese in the US stealing our IP and Patents.

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 06, 2026 07:56 AM (/+uur)

54 The attraction of college is getting very selective.
Posted by: NaCly Dog


I will spare no effort when a young person reaches out to me for college advice on how to make things as cheap as possible for them.

Posted by: NR Pax at October 06, 2026 07:56 AM (NR6c1)

55 What are we looking at in the cover pic?
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 06, 2026 07:54 AM (KR4PD)
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Chair used for executions.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 06, 2026 07:57 AM (RIvkX)

56 The filename for the top pic is 'DemFiringSquad.jpg' if that helps any.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 06, 2026 07:57 AM (6ydKt)

57 Martini Farmer

The military justice system, under the UCMJ, precludes that ruling. It is separate from civilian law review, and that separation has SCOTUS approval.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 06, 2026 07:57 AM (u82oZ)

58 50 Has there been a single dem anywhere who’s come out and said they don’t want IRCG support and disavow that support/endorsement? If not, why not??

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 06, 2026 07:54 AM (9eNmI)

They don't want to upset their pet Muslims?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 06, 2026 07:58 AM (6ydKt)

59 Mornin’, All. Happy Tuesday.

Posted by: Bulg at October 06, 2026 07:58 AM (77rzZ)

60 National Shoot Hasan Lottery could raise money for debt reduction.
I would pay $100 bucks for a chance to pop a cap in his ass.

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 06, 2026 07:58 AM (/+uur)

61 National Shoot Hasan Lottery could raise money for debt reduction.
I would pay $100 bucks for a chance to pop a cap in his ass.
Posted by: r hennigantx at October 06, 2026 07:58 AM (/+uur)
===

Now there's a lottery ticket I would buy.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 06, 2026 07:59 AM (RIvkX)

62 NR Pax

The Trades or fast food management pay better than many with a Studies in their degree, or Journalism or in the arts.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 06, 2026 08:00 AM (u82oZ)

63 Chair used for executions.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 06, 2026 07:57 AM (RIvkX)
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With a Body-Bag-To-Go™?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 06, 2026 08:02 AM (KR4PD)

64 One Dead, Nearly 200 Hospitalized in Siberian Pneumonic Plague Outbreak

I saw Siberian Pneumonic Plague open for Trans Siberian Orchestra at the Toyota Center in H town in 2024.

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 06, 2026 08:03 AM (/+uur)

65 National Shoot Hasan Lottery could raise money for debt reduction.

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 06, 2026 07:58 AM (/+uur)
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Can you first get to throw darts while popping a few beers?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 06, 2026 08:03 AM (KR4PD)

66 It’d be cool if Hegseth shot Hassan himself.

Posted by: Bulg at October 06, 2026 08:03 AM (77rzZ)

67 Bulg

Congratulations on correcting ace, and his acknowledgment of that correction.

In a smart military blog, knowing the path of WWI vs WWII is on point.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 06, 2026 08:04 AM (u82oZ)

68 Britain sinks beneath the waves it once ruled, it's also time to collect all of their nuclear weapons before they are given to mooslime radicals.

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen at October 06, 2026 08:04 AM (Q/FnY)

69 The Secretary of the Army, to avoid lawfare, should have put the go call in last night. Roust the Corporal of the Guard at the Leavenworth Stockade, have him wake up eight of his best shots, do the deed, and take the crew to Ihop for an early breakfast.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 06, 2026 08:04 AM (gm9Sb)

70 The attraction of college is getting very selective.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

I will spare no effort when a young person reaches out to me for college advice on how to make things as cheap as possible for them.
Posted by: NR Pax


Either military = GI Bill or trade school.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 06, 2026 08:04 AM (sxG0y)

71 50 Has there been a single dem anywhere who’s come out and said they don’t want IRCG support and disavow that support/endorsement? If not, why not??

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 06, 2026 07:54 AM (9eNmI)

They don't want to upset their pet Muslims?
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 06, 2026 07:58 AM (6ydKt)
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The Dems are going to find out that THEY are the pets once the Muslims gain enough power...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 06, 2026 08:05 AM (FZ29D)

72 Britain sinks beneath the waves it once ruled, it's also time to collect all of their nuclear weapons before they are given to mooslime radicals.

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen at October 06, 2026 08:04 AM (Q/FnY)
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Where are your priorities?!?!?!?!

First save the distilleries!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 06, 2026 08:06 AM (KR4PD)

73 I have no stomach for watching any execution but I believe I might watch the Hasan firing squad if it were televised. I’ve zero appetite for the macabre but this is justice

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 06, 2026 08:06 AM (9eNmI)

74 Morn' all

Posted by: It's me donna at October 06, 2026 08:06 AM (+gK6I)

75 Tom Cruise Just Dug Down to the Biggest Flop of His Career (Originally set to star Samuel Jackson, and first draft was spelled with an "N"- jjs)

Dinner
Well that would be a terrible movie idea.
Also
Already done via Dinner with Andre

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 06, 2026 08:07 AM (/+uur)

76 67 Thanks, Salty.

Being a geography geek, I know the history of colonial empires pretty well.

Posted by: Bulg at October 06, 2026 08:09 AM (77rzZ)

77 Babe Ruth was a very good fielder and had an excellent throwing arm. He was one of the best pitchers in the game before he switched to become an everyday player because of hie great bat. He was also an excellent base runner. He stole home 10 times. He would be appalled at poor fundamentals of today.

Posted by: George Herman Fan at October 06, 2026 08:09 AM (EdP2u)

78 Either military = GI Bill or trade school.
Posted by: rickb223


Another option is CLEP to test out of most if not all of the general ed requirements.

I recognize that there are jobs that legitimately require a Bachelor's or higher. One trick is getting rid of the fluff and focusing on the Major once that's done.

Heck, I knew a young lady that was a Math Major and she was taking one class / semester.

Posted by: NR Pax at October 06, 2026 08:09 AM (NR6c1)

79 Fox continues to insist the unrest in France is about "schools"

Lies upon lies upon lies.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 06, 2026 08:09 AM (RIvkX)

80 I have no stomach for watching any execution but I believe I might watch the Hasan firing squad if it were televised. I’ve zero appetite for the macabre but this is justice
Posted by: LinusVanPelt


A couple of us asked during academy training what it took to be the executioner for the State of Texas.
Back then, it required you to be a captain or above.
TDC was handing out promotions like passing out hen's teeth at the time.

Oh, well.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 06, 2026 08:10 AM (sxG0y)

81 “Escaping Venezuela” is the movie every college student should see.

I already saw Escape from New York New York

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 06, 2026 08:10 AM (/+uur)

82 For Hasan, I want a firing squad like Ceaușescu got:

"Rea-"
Multiple blam
"-dy. Ah well. Let's go out for drinks."

Posted by: NR Pax at October 06, 2026 08:11 AM (NR6c1)

83 68 Britain sinks beneath the waves it once ruled, it's also time to collect all of their nuclear weapons before they are given to mooslime radicals.
Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen at October 06, 2026 08:04 AM (Q/FnY)

I cant wait to read 1984 in the original Arabic.

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 06, 2026 08:12 AM (/+uur)

84 77 Babe Ruth was a very good fielder and had an excellent throwing arm. He was one of the best pitchers in the game before he switched to become an everyday player because of hie great bat. He was also an excellent base runner. He stole home 10 times. He would be appalled at poor fundamentals of today.

Posted by: George Herman Fan at October 06, 2026 08:09 AM (EdP2u)

Yeah, but he pointed out where it was going and hit a homer that day and every baseball player since has wanted to hit homers like the Babe.

(I'm just joking anyhow but Ruth did start the home run craze I believe)

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 06, 2026 08:12 AM (6ydKt)

85 Britain sinks beneath the waves it once ruled, it's also time to collect all of their nuclear weapons before they are given to mooslime radicals.

[ Wishing that there would be remote detonation ability ]

Posted by: Community Notes at October 06, 2026 08:13 AM (kHd4y)

86 *ahem*

Posted by: Ted Stevens at October 06, 2026 08:13 AM (2Ez/1)

87 69 The Secretary of the Army, to avoid lawfare, should have put the go call in last night. Roust the Corporal of the Guard at the Leavenworth Stockade, have him wake up eight of his best shots, do the deed, and take the crew to Ihop for an early breakfast.
Posted by: bill in arkansas,

This guy gets it!

Posted by: Don't Put Off For Tomorrow What You Can do Today at October 06, 2026 08:14 AM (EdP2u)

88 I thought the Digger film would be bad as soon as I saw the first trailer months ago.

He's in the old man makeup that's so thick you can't even recognize him, and his character is an oil baron and the movie is obviously about climate change.

Pass.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 06, 2026 08:14 AM (6ydKt)

89 What time is Sayed's party tomorrow?

Posted by: ... at October 06, 2026 08:15 AM (bijW1)

90 We've got some killer meals on our menu right now.

Posted by: Leavenworth IHOP at October 06, 2026 08:16 AM (2Ez/1)

91 are they going to video the execution?

I'd like to see it. willing to do PPV

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 06, 2026 08:16 AM (j+aD2)

92 69 The Secretary of the Army, to avoid lawfare, should have put the go call in last night. Roust the Corporal of the Guard at the Leavenworth Stockade, have him wake up eight of his best shots, do the deed, and take the crew to Ihop for an early breakfast.
Posted by: bill in arkansas,

Army regulations require at least 60 days but no more than 150 days from presidential approval.


.

Though I DO wonder if the last SecArmy wasn't recently removed for leaking, but for opposing Hasan's execution.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 06, 2026 08:16 AM (gLYp7)

93 Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 06, 2026 08:14 AM (6ydKt)

But Demotards are gonna run on cheap gas

Posted by: ... at October 06, 2026 08:16 AM (bijW1)

94 are they going to video the execution?

I'd like to see it. willing to do PPV

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 06, 2026 08:16 AM (j+aD2

They should let Lindsay Clancy do it. Cover the exercise bands in bacon grease first.

Posted by: ... at October 06, 2026 08:17 AM (bijW1)

95 If you go to Harvey Mudd College, you get engineering and no general education crap.

STEM is great.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at October 06, 2026 08:18 AM (36x1j)

96 But Demotards are gonna run on cheap gas

Posted by: ... at October 06, 2026 08:16 AM (bijW1)

Cheap until they make it otherwise as soon as possible.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 06, 2026 08:18 AM (6ydKt)

97 Community Notes

The UK only has nuclear weapons on Trident missiles, which the US maintains.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 06, 2026 08:18 AM (u82oZ)

98 We are retarded and easily duped.

Posted by: American Voters at October 06, 2026 08:18 AM (fzDsq)

99 Biden DOJ claimed that parents and others protesting disastrous Covid measures in schools should face federal charges

And the next bad flu season when a (D) is President you will see people in jail for not taking the shot or falsely wearing the gold star of the vaxxed.

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 06, 2026 08:18 AM (/+uur)

100 100

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 06, 2026 08:18 AM (/+uur)

101 Good morning horde!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 06, 2026 08:19 AM (ExV1e)

102 They should let Lindsay Clancy do it. Cover the exercise bands in bacon grease first.
Posted by: ...

Was just about to write a very similar comment. You gotta be quick around here and my brain is 71 and not fully awake yet.

Posted by: Geezer, Slow On The Draw at October 06, 2026 08:20 AM (EdP2u)

103 97 Community Notes

The UK only has nuclear weapons on Trident missiles, which the US maintains.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 06, 2026 08:18 AM (u82oZ)

I thought they had their own?
Guess not.

They do have the ability to build their own if they can get ahold of some uranium, I suppose.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 06, 2026 08:20 AM (6ydKt)

104 Abdul’s mother cashed the checks for bin Laden, his father is part of the Muslim Brotherhood, and his sister is on a terrorist watch list.

Michiganistan

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 06, 2026 08:20 AM (/+uur)

105 98 We are retarded and easily duped.
Posted by: American Voters

This is most certainly true.

Posted by: Luther's Small Catechism at October 06, 2026 08:21 AM (EdP2u)

106 If you go to Harvey Mudd College, you get engineering and no general education crap.

The problem is that the tuition rate is really high even with the GI Bill.

However, I do like the idea of more specialized colleges that get rid of the fluff classes that don't really make you more well rounded as they claim.

Posted by: NR Pax at October 06, 2026 08:22 AM (NR6c1)

107 SpeakingOf

That ability in the UK was axed to make more money available for Muslim invader's housing and board. In 2000.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 06, 2026 08:22 AM (u82oZ)

108 If you go to Harvey Mudd College, you get engineering and no general education crap.

STEM is great.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at October 06, 2026 08:18 AM (36x1j)

Harvey Mudd is a genuinely great engineering school. But it is ridiculously expensive…. You can get basically the same engineering education at any one of a large number of state universities

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 06, 2026 08:23 AM (9eNmI)

109 If you go to Harvey Mudd College, you get engineering and no general education crap.

STEM is great.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at October 06, 2026 08:18 AM (36x1j)

The H.F. Mudd auxiliary campus is loaded with stunningly hot coeds.

Posted by: Count de Monet, Ars Gratia Artis at October 06, 2026 08:23 AM (wVcYX)

110 They should let Lindsay Clancy do it. Cover the exercise bands in bacon grease first.
Posted by: ...

Was just about to write a very similar comment. You gotta be quick around here and my brain is 71 and not fully awake yet.
Posted by: Geezer, Slow On The Draw


Or Hillary.
"Oh noes! Hasan has information on Hillary regardi..."

Posted by: rickb223 at October 06, 2026 08:23 AM (sxG0y)

111 Abdul’s mother cashed the checks for bin Laden, his father is part of the Muslim Brotherhood, and his sister is on a terrorist watch list.

Michiganistan
Posted by: r hennigantx

And we will happily vote for him.

Posted by: American Voters at October 06, 2026 08:24 AM (fzDsq)

112 Ninth Circuit’s January ruling that claimed the Trump administration did not have the authority to end President Joe Biden’s TPS policy,

I never understood the reasoning of how an actual president did not have the authority to reverse policy from unelected, unknown apparatchiks who had access to the Auto Pen.
Posted by: Community Notes at October 06, 2026 07:36 AM (kHd4y)

Tell the 9th circuit court to FOAD and dare them to stop him. When the hell is the Chief Executive going to finally ignore them?? They want a constitutional crisis, so give them one.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at October 06, 2026 08:24 AM (hmYU4)

113 That ability in the UK was axed to make more money available for Muslim invader's housing and board. In 2000.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 06, 2026 08:22 AM (u82oZ)

That's nice if true. The UK is no longer a trustworthy ally. If they ever were.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 06, 2026 08:25 AM (1Ff7Z)

114 The former German director of intelligence and his assistant were arrested for passing nuclear secrets to a foreign country.

Posted by: Penfold at October 06, 2026 08:26 AM (Fbt5B)

115 I want to be in the peanut gallery for the execution. How do I get a ticket?

Posted by: sidney at October 06, 2026 08:26 AM (Uy/WF)

116 The problem is that the tuition rate is really high even with the GI Bill.

However, I do like the idea of more specialized colleges that get rid of the fluff classes that don't really make you more well rounded as they claim.

Posted by: NR Pax at October 06, 2026 08:22 AM (NR6c1)

The GI Bill was nice, but in my life, the biggest veteran's benefit was the VA Home Loan. No money down, just make the payments. It removed the biggest hurdle to home ownership. I didn't have a giant pile of cash, but I did have the means to make the mortgage on a decent house in a relatively cheaper area to raise my kids in.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 06, 2026 08:26 AM (gLYp7)

117 That ability in the UK was axed to make more money available for Muslim invader's housing and board. In 2000.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 06, 2026 08:22 AM (u82oZ)

That's nice if true. The UK is no longer a trustworthy ally. If they ever were.
Posted by: OrangeEnt


Someone, yesterday afternoon, here, said that Japan was a closer ally now than anyone in Europe.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 06, 2026 08:27 AM (sxG0y)

118 Tell the 9th circuit court to FOAD and dare them to stop him. When the hell is the Chief Executive going to finally ignore them?? They want a constitutional crisis, so give them one.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at October 06, 2026 08:24 AM (hmYU4)

Yes! Do it, Dumpf!! That way we can help the Ds get rid of their - and our - problem! Ah, back to the grift.

Posted by: GOPe at October 06, 2026 08:27 AM (1Ff7Z)

119 We need to leave NATO and pull all of our forces out of Europe.

Posted by: Bulg at October 06, 2026 08:27 AM (77rzZ)

120 Trump Says Lack of Refineries, Not Strait of Hormuz, Is ‘Driving Up’ Gas

And he would be correct.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 06, 2026 08:27 AM (ExV1e)

121 We supply the UK with nukes, however France, which is under duress too, has their own.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 06, 2026 08:28 AM (RORbl)

122 Someone, yesterday afternoon, here, said that Japan was a closer ally now than anyone in Europe.
Posted by: rickb223

Absolutely.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 06, 2026 08:28 AM (Yw4Qw)

123 Someone, yesterday afternoon, here, said that Japan was a closer ally now than anyone in Europe.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 06, 2026 08:27 AM (sxG0y)

Probably so. I guess we shoulda bombed London too.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 06, 2026 08:29 AM (1Ff7Z)

124 "...that Japan was a closer ally now than anyone in Europe."
+++

Define close.

Posted by: Please at October 06, 2026 08:29 AM (2Ez/1)

125 Good morning, J.J.
Good morning, Horde.

Posted by: Inogame at October 06, 2026 08:29 AM (53oGX)

126 I knew he was a plague the moment he delivered my mail.

Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at October 06, 2026 08:30 AM (Lcrjf)

127 For Hasan, I want a firing squad like Ceaușescu got:

"Rea-"
Multiple blam
"-dy. Ah well. Let's go out for drinks."
Posted by: NR Pax at October 06, 2026


***
I thought they hanged the Romanian guy? Or maybe I'm thinking of Mussolini.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 06, 2026 08:30 AM (wzUl9)

128 Dad made us watch Jimmy Swaggart, Rex Humbard, Jerry Falwell, the PTL Club (Jim and Tammy Baker), Oral Roberts, and a few others on TV. It's amazing how many of those became disgraced, and how few didn't. I think they're all dead now.

Not really Dad's fault what some of those guys did.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 06, 2026 08:30 AM (l3cgK)

129 Takaichi has been PM of Japan for a year. In this same year Japanese stock market is up 47%.

Posted by: Interesting Fact of the Day at October 06, 2026 08:30 AM (fzDsq)

130 Define close.
Posted by: Please at October 06, 2026 08:29 AM (2Ez/1)

I tried to get closer relations with Japan, but it didn't work out. They picked someone else. Had to look closer to home.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 06, 2026 08:30 AM (1Ff7Z)

131 The GI Bill was nice, but in my life, the biggest veteran's benefit was the VA Home Loan.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung


heh. I have a story on that. I was applying for the VA Home Loan and they wanted a particular document.

"Wait...you are the VA. As in 'Veteran's Administration.' I have given you my name, social security number and the branch I was in but you need more. You can't confirm all that information I just gave you?"

Nope. It took a lot of digging and I found an office in Quantico that had what I needed. But that was the day a transformer blew up and the office was closed. I finally got the document with about an hour to spare.

Posted by: NR Pax at October 06, 2026 08:31 AM (NR6c1)

132 Trump Says Lack of Refineries, Not Strait of Hormuz, Is ‘Driving Up’ Gas

And he would be correct.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 06, 2026


***
Gas prices are inching downward here in Da Swamp. A week ago, regular E10 averaged about $3.79-3.89; now, $3.59-3.69. Diesel is still pushing $6.00, though.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 06, 2026 08:31 AM (wzUl9)

133 UCMJ judges simply released Bradley Manning under their landmark, precedent-setting "because fuck Trump" ruling.

Will they have nerve to intercede on behalf of Hasan, even though he murdered troops?

We're about to find out.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 06, 2026 08:31 AM (BI5O2)

134 A few weeks ago I paid $3.80. Yesterday it was $3.77.

What happened to "Bridges and Power Plants Day?"

Posted by: Drumming fingers on the table at October 06, 2026 08:31 AM (2Ez/1)

135 126 I knew he was a plague the moment he delivered my mail.
Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld

And, he won't work in the rain!

Posted by: That's The First One! at October 06, 2026 08:32 AM (EdP2u)

136 Universities can avoid Social Security, Unemployment Insurance and Medicare payroll taxes on qualifying J-1 researchers who are nonresidents for tax purposes.

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 06, 2026 08:32 AM (/+uur)

137 J1 is semi slavery

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 06, 2026 08:32 AM (/+uur)

138 I thought they hanged the Romanian guy? Or maybe I'm thinking of Mussolini.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere


Nope. They had a drawing to see who would shoot him and his wife. And the executioners didn't even wait for the command; they just shot them both the moment they were in the room.

Posted by: NR Pax at October 06, 2026 08:32 AM (NR6c1)

139 Want to Win in 2028? Let Rubio Fight Vance.

So... the genius plan here is that Rubio would resign shortly after the midterms to free him to start attacking Vance because having a Cuban at the top of the ticket would be a draw for all the non-Cubans Hispanics?

What a fucking retard.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 06, 2026 08:33 AM (ExV1e)

140 Gas prices are inching downward here in Da Swamp. A week ago, regular E10 averaged about $3.79-3.89; now, $3.59-3.69. Diesel is still pushing $6.00, though.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius


Sam's:
Unleaded $3.69
Diesel $5.25

Posted by: rickb223 at October 06, 2026 08:33 AM (sxG0y)

141 Lawless Letitia James is in big trouble from Saritha Komatireddy

Which is why James has been tapped to railroad the "Cornell Seven".

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 06, 2026 08:34 AM (ExV1e)

142 Gas prices are inching downward here in Da Swamp. A week ago, regular E10 averaged about $3.79-3.89; now, $3.59-3.69. Diesel is still pushing $6.00, though.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 06, 2026 08:31 AM (wzUl9)

Russia could output 30% to 50% of the spot market Diesel at one time.
Then they decided to kill other Russians.

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 06, 2026 08:34 AM (/+uur)

143 Fun Fact: Jimmy Swaggert and Jerry Lee Lewis were cousins.

Posted by: Don Black at October 06, 2026 08:35 AM (ZxPkt)

144 Why is this taking so long? It's the friggin Army, do a court martial and shoot him. This should not take 15 years even with appeals.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 06, 2026 07:13 AM (I43vL)


1. Federal courts.
2. Democrat Presidents.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 06, 2026 08:35 AM (ExV1e)

145 Gas is down about 30 cents for me. Still well over $4 through.

Every ad I see online is about gas and how Trump needs to be stopped so vote Democrat.

It’s gay and retarded that people will vote for American hating DSA asswipes because gas is $1 more expensive than it was a year ago. But that’s how it works unfortunately voters are by and large idiots.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at October 06, 2026 08:35 AM (fzDsq)

146 Trump signed an EO last night on stage at his Nebraska Rally eliminating the dye requirement for diesel, the off-road, road tax. We will see if it helps.

Posted by: Mama Hated Diesels, So Bad at October 06, 2026 08:35 AM (EdP2u)

147 Great balls of fire!

Posted by: JLL at October 06, 2026 08:36 AM (2Ez/1)

148 143 Fun Fact: Jimmy Swaggert and Jerry Lee Lewis were cousins.
Posted by: Don Black at October 06, 2026 08:35 AM (ZxPkt)

you forgot mickey Gillie

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 06, 2026 08:36 AM (/+uur)

149 Sam's:
Unleaded $3.69
Diesel $5.25
Posted by: rickb223 at October 06, 2026


***
Is Sam's any cheaper if you pay cash? Most stations here go with that.

I'm so old I remember when, if you used the oil company's own credit card, you got a nickel off per gallon (when gas was $1.40 or so). Now, I get .10 off if I use Exxon's card . . . but Exxon stations are getting thin on the ground here.

Is Sam's also supplied by Murphy Oil like Walmart?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 06, 2026 08:37 AM (wzUl9)

150 138 I thought they hanged the Romanian guy? Or maybe I'm thinking of Mussolini.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere

Nope. They had a drawing to see who would shoot him and his wife. And the executioners didn't even wait for the command; they just shot them both the moment they were in the room.

Posted by: NR Pax at October 06, 2026 08:32 AM (NR6c1)

Mussolini had a thing for buxom red-heads...probably how he lost his soul. I had a chem prof at a local college that talked about his time overseas, spending time in a specific African country in the 1950's, and noticing all the buxom red-heads living there...turned out they had been some of Mussolini's mistresses.
Same Chem prof that taught us how to distill liquor, make fertilizer bombs (used in fields back in the day to blow tree trunks), and how to counteract cyanide poisoning (he used it on his Chihuahua that ate too many apple seeds). He also told us that C4 was flammable and made an okay fire, just don't stomp out that fire (foot goes off in the boom)...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 06, 2026 08:37 AM (l3cgK)

151 I hope they use a keffiyeh as a blindfold.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 06, 2026 08:37 AM (RIvkX)

152 143 Fun Fact: Jimmy Swaggert and Jerry Lee Lewis were cousins.
Posted by: Don Black

You left me out.

Posted by: Mickey Gilley at October 06, 2026 08:37 AM (EdP2u)

153 Major Hasan deserves hanging, with is an execution for dis-honorable members of the military.

If Major Hasan received what he deserved, the Army would capture a couple wild boars and feed him to them. Then kill them, grind up their bodies, and drop the remains on Iran.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 06, 2026 08:38 AM (ExV1e)

154 Is Sam's any cheaper if you pay cash? Most stations here go with that.

I'm so old I remember when, if you used the oil company's own credit card, you got a nickel off per gallon (when gas was $1.40 or so). Now, I get .10 off if I use Exxon's card . . . but Exxon stations are getting thin on the ground here.

Is Sam's also supplied by Murphy Oil like Walmart?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 06, 2026 08:37 AM (wzUl9)

The Costco credit card has 5% cashback on gas purchased at Costco.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at October 06, 2026 08:39 AM (fzDsq)

155 I thought they hanged the Romanian guy? Or maybe I'm thinking of Mussolini.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 06, 2026 08:30 AM (wzUl9)

Nope.

Nicolae Ceausescu and his wife (the Romanian DOCTOR Jill) were airlifted out of Bucharest in a rescue by the Army that turned into an impromptu coup d'etat.

They hauled their rotten asses into a makeshift "courthouse" in a rural school, and held a trial lasting less than a hour. The befuddled Nicolae and his more strident wife made a spirited and legally sound defense of their actions.

They said "check the Constitution, dummies, it's all legal because we did it."

This was for nought - they were unceremoniously dragged out to the playground and executed by firing squad. "Recess is over, bitches. No more fun and games."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 06, 2026 08:39 AM (BI5O2)

156 Dad made us watch Jimmy Swaggart, Rex Humbard, Jerry Falwell, the PTL Club (Jim and Tammy Baker), Oral Roberts, and a few others on TV. It's amazing how many of those became disgraced, and how few didn't. I think they're all dead now.

Not really Dad's fault what some of those guys did.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

I think Billy Graham and Falwell were the only ones with any integrity.

Posted by: Bulg at October 06, 2026 08:39 AM (77rzZ)

157 Morning Horde, thx JJ, hope your treatment goes well.
Komatireddy is running good campaign here in NY with not a lot of support. She'll get a lot of support from upstate, but the sheep will vote James

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 06, 2026 08:40 AM (ofacb)

158 Who was the hot chick in the PTL scandal

Fawn Hall was Iran-Contra...

Posted by: Don Black at October 06, 2026 08:40 AM (ZxPkt)

159 Today Is National Noodle Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 06, 2026 08:40 AM (NpAcC)

160 Is Sam's also supplied by Murphy Oil like Walmart?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 06, 2026 08:37 AM (wzUl9)

I believe so. Just about all of the Walmarts around here have a Murphy's nearby, usually in the same parking lot.

I go to one regularly that's close to the entrance of my neighborhood.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 06, 2026 08:41 AM (6ydKt)

161 Tiny Tim's rendition of Great Balls of Fire is superior to Jerry Lee's, and Tiny Tim's rendition of Rebel Yell is superior to Billy Idol's.

Posted by: 24 Minute Masterpiece at October 06, 2026 08:41 AM (EdP2u)

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