Tuesday Overnight Open Thread

Tuesday Overnight Open Thread - October 6, 2026

Photo from nurse ratched

Howdy Hordelings! The Tuesday ONT has arrived. On time, as always. Open thread, as always. Ready to be whelmed?

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Wholesome content

When the father comes home, the children🤭🤭🤭 https://t.co/4rXtPy69tP
— Enezator (@Enezator) October 6, 2026

She tried her best to stay completely still so she wouldn’t scare the hummingbird, holding back her reaction until it flew away. ❤️✨ https://t.co/rOM9nekvdY
— Love Music (@khnh80044) October 5, 2026

How I'm handling life these days. 🤣 https://t.co/NsayJ11JPF
— Bren (@Bren__xoxo) October 3, 2026

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Kewl use of perspective!

Erik Schmitt creates mesmerizing videos where he cleverly uses perspective and editing to give the illusion of moving cars with just a swipe of his hand.
[📹 erik__schmitt] https://t.co/bMQmij1EA6
— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) October 6, 2026

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Funny stuff

“You lost me with all the transphobic shit.”
“No if you want true equality, you need to be able to get F*** ed with like everybody else. This is a comedy show. There are no rules. This isn’t about Black and this isn’t about white. Everybody gets F***ed with.”
☠️ https://t.co/WXgq4jtRiC
— mandala (@mandala_mandy) October 5, 2026

I may have posted this a while back. Or maybe not. Doesn't matter - it's funny every time!

I never knew this was how our states got their abbreviations! 😅
This guy is hilarious!! 😂🤣 I was laughing out loud!😂
Enjoy, if you need a laugh!👊🏻😂 https://t.co/CjqDPxm1Ng
— PammsyNow (@NowPammsy) October 4, 2026

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DJ Doof - Random Stuff Edition

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Tonight's ONT brought to you by feelings

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Can you believe this is the 250th ONT from Doof Enterprises, LLC? We might just be starting to almost sorta kinda getting the hang of this job.

Your feedback may or may not be very important to Doof Enterprises. Follow Mr. Doof on X @doof2112 or do the email thing – doof2112 at proton dot me.

Posted by: Doof at 10:00 PM

Comments

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1 Ring ring goes the bell
All hail rock and roll

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 06, 2026 10:01 PM (+yTe/)

2 I remember back in the late '60s, reading that they detected "minute wobbles in the path of Barnard's Star."

That was… a few exoplanet discoveries ago.

Good even', OverNightlies. Everybody comment copiously now.

Posted by: mindful webworker - zow at October 06, 2026 10:01 PM (1BE2o)

3 Can't believe I forgot the words.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 06, 2026 10:01 PM (+yTe/)

4 Sabres come back from down 2 ...

to win in OVERRRRRRRRRRTIME 3-2

Posted by: browndog says woof at October 06, 2026 10:01 PM (oCio0)

5 Good evening good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 06, 2026 10:03 PM (ptJRT)

6 Nice ONT, Doof. Thanks!

And ZZ Top! Outstanding.

Posted by: LRob in OK at October 06, 2026 10:03 PM (Jr+re)

7 Posted 6 after reading/viewing all the content. What's going on here?

Posted by: LRob in OK at October 06, 2026 10:04 PM (Jr+re)

8 Tonight's ONT brought to you by feelings

I rate this as "true."

Posted by: gen-x mikeski at October 06, 2026 10:04 PM (VHUov)

9 Nice content! The hula hoop girl is hysterical.

Posted by: Piper at October 06, 2026 10:05 PM (ZdaMQ)

10 Sabres come back from down 2 ...

to win in OVERRRRRRRRRRTIME 3-2
Posted by: browndog says woof at October 06, 2026 10:01 PM (oCio0)

You gonna go see Ovi when the Caps come to Buffalo? Your last chance!

Posted by: Doof at October 06, 2026 10:05 PM (QMAsf)

11 Whelmed, I am! Thanks, Doof!

Great photo up top by Nurse.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 06, 2026 10:05 PM (D/6p1)

12 250 is a pretty good start, Doof. See if you can catch Mis Hum!

Posted by: LRob in OK at October 06, 2026 10:05 PM (Jr+re)

13 Whistled for the strays

Posted by: mindful webworker - beware the stampede at October 06, 2026 10:06 PM (1BE2o)

14 Nice ONT, Doof. Thanks!

And ZZ Top! Outstanding.
Posted by: LRob in OK at October 06, 2026 10:03 PM (Jr+re)

Howdy! You coming to the ranch again this year?

Posted by: Doof at October 06, 2026 10:06 PM (QMAsf)

15 Nice content! The hula hoop girl is hysterical.
Posted by: Piper at October 06, 2026 10:05 PM (ZdaMQ)

Kids being kids is the best!

Posted by: Doof at October 06, 2026 10:07 PM (QMAsf)

16 I'll be there. If I can get my shooter straightened out I'll bring it along. Looking forward to seeing you and the various other rons and ettes!

Posted by: LRob in OK at October 06, 2026 10:07 PM (Jr+re)

17 Whelmed, I am! Thanks, Doof!

Great photo up top by Nurse.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 06, 2026 10:05 PM (D/6p1)

The song behind the photo is for her today

Posted by: Doof at October 06, 2026 10:07 PM (QMAsf)

18 Speaking of ONTs, is getting blown away to Oz by a hurricane a reasonable excuse to call out of work this weekend?

Posted by: Piper at October 06, 2026 10:07 PM (ZdaMQ)

19 Wholesome content

Four cute items? That's almost overwhelming.

Posted by: mikeski at October 06, 2026 10:07 PM (VHUov)

20 Is today the actual birthdate for nurse?

She's been milking the deal for a while . . . . . . .

Posted by: LRob in OK at October 06, 2026 10:08 PM (Jr+re)

21 I encountered the world "whelm" at least twice in the book I finished this evening.

Naturally, every time I see that word now, I think about the ONT.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 06, 2026 10:08 PM (FZ29D)

22 250 is a pretty good start, Doof. See if you can catch Mis Hum!
Posted by: LRob in OK at October 06, 2026 10:05 PM (Jr+re)

I don't know how he did 5 consecutive nights for so long!

Posted by: Doof at October 06, 2026 10:09 PM (QMAsf)

23 Holly cow you guys!
A little while ago a fire started just a few miles over the hill about 6 miles from me. Yikes! I'm hoping my good God protects me👃👃👃!!!!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 06, 2026 10:09 PM (jCKWs)

24 The Sugarcubes? Sounds a bit like a Yoko imitator. Without the screeching.

Posted by: mindful webworker - yoko imitators in white pantsuit at October 06, 2026 10:09 PM (1BE2o)

25 Speaking of ONTs, is getting blown away to Oz by a hurricane a reasonable excuse to call out of work this weekend?
Posted by: Piper

They'll know you're faking it. *

Hurricanes land you on Gilligan's Island. Tornadoes take you to Oz.

* - especially since you're self-employed.

Posted by: mikeski at October 06, 2026 10:09 PM (VHUov)

26 Speaking of ONTs, is getting blown away to Oz by a hurricane a reasonable excuse to call out of work this weekend?
Posted by: Piper at October 06, 2026 10:07 PM (ZdaMQ)

Hurricane isn't due to hit your area until Friday. Get busy with your content!

Posted by: Doof at October 06, 2026 10:10 PM (QMAsf)

27 Tonight's ONT brought to you by feelings

I rate this as "true."
Posted by: gen-x mikeski

Parents of boomers "Stop that whining or I'll beat your ass till you can't sit down for a week."

Posted by: Some Rat at October 06, 2026 10:10 PM (BJzO2)

28 Good evening Horde. Thanks Disco and congrats on 250!

Posted by: TRex- hula hoop dino at October 06, 2026 10:11 PM (XfIK1)

29 Hello, Rat!

Posted by: LRob in OK at October 06, 2026 10:11 PM (Jr+re)

30 I encountered the world "whelm" at least twice in the book I finished this evening.

Naturally, every time I see that word now, I think about the ONT.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 06, 2026 10:08 PM (FZ29D)

I demand royalties!!

Posted by: Doof at October 06, 2026 10:11 PM (QMAsf)

31 Parents of boomers "Stop that whining or I'll beat your ass till you can't sit down for a week."
Posted by: Some Rat

That would explain their reaction in the meme.

Posted by: mikeski at October 06, 2026 10:11 PM (VHUov)

32 Parents of boomers "Stop that whining or I'll beat your ass till you can't sit down for a week."
Posted by: Some Rat at October 06, 2026 10:10 PM (BJzO2)

Hey brother - how you doing?

Posted by: Doof at October 06, 2026 10:12 PM (QMAsf)

33 I don't know how he did 5 consecutive nights for so long!
Posted by: Doof at October 06, 2026 10:09 PM (QMAsf)
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As much as I love Mis Hum's contributions to the ONT, I think I prefer the variability among the different ONT COBs. Keeps the ONT always feeling fresh and new.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 06, 2026 10:13 PM (FZ29D)

34 Some old time TV star had a bunch of kids, maybe 10. He said when he got home each afternoon, he just spanked all of them to avoid discrimination! Art Linkletter?

Posted by: LRob in OK at October 06, 2026 10:14 PM (Jr+re)

35 Good evening Horde. Thanks Disco and congrats on 250!
Posted by: TRex- hula hoop dino at October 06, 2026 10:11 PM (XfIK1)

Thanks Dino! I hope they all had at least a smidgen of whelm.

Posted by: Doof at October 06, 2026 10:14 PM (QMAsf)

36 Posted by: LRob

And a fine good evening to you sir!

Posted by: Some Rat at October 06, 2026 10:14 PM (BJzO2)

37 Thank you
Mr. Doof!

See you next week!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 06, 2026 10:14 PM (NnhvP)

38
Hurricane isn't due to hit your area until Friday. Get busy with your content!
Posted by: Doof at October 06, 2026 10:10 PM (QMAsf

🤣

Posted by: Piper at October 06, 2026 10:14 PM (ZdaMQ)

39 Doesn't matter i suppose....

Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 06, 2026 10:14 PM (jCKWs)

40 more zztop, cover of sam and dave...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2NJqeoTV48

Posted by: davidt at October 06, 2026 10:15 PM (Q+gd/)

41 You gonna go see Ovi when the Caps come to Buffalo? Your last chance!
Posted by: Doof at October 06, 2026 10:05 PM (QMAsf)

Last year I got you a photo of The Man.

This year ... a BEER SABRE

Posted by: browndog says woof at October 06, 2026 10:15 PM (oCio0)

42 Hurricane isn't due to hit your area until Friday. Get busy with your content!
Posted by: Doof at October 06, 2026 10:10 PM (QMAsf

🤣
Posted by: Piper at October 06, 2026 10:14 PM (ZdaMQ)
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You can share the latest fashion in hip waders!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 06, 2026 10:15 PM (FZ29D)

43 Wake me up
Before you go go

Posted by: Whelm! at October 06, 2026 10:16 PM (wVcYX)

44 Hey brother - how you doing?
Posted by: Doof

Getting better thanks to all you wonderful folks...looking forward to seeing you and chatting it up.

Posted by: Some Rat at October 06, 2026 10:16 PM (BJzO2)

45 Holly cow you guys!
A little while ago a fire started just a few miles over the hill about 6 miles from me. Yikes! I'm hoping my good God protects me👃👃👃!!!!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 06, 2026 10:09 PM (jCKWs)

Stay safe out there!

Posted by: Doof at October 06, 2026 10:18 PM (QMAsf)

46 Last year I got you a photo of The Man.

This year ... a BEER SABRE
Posted by: browndog says woof at October 06, 2026 10:15 PM (oCio0)

Hell yeah!

Posted by: Doof at October 06, 2026 10:19 PM (QMAsf)

47 Thank you
Mr. Doof!

See you next week!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 06, 2026 10:14 PM (NnhvP)

*fistbump*

Posted by: Doof at October 06, 2026 10:19 PM (QMAsf)

48 Posted by: COMountainMarie

{{{Marie!}}} Stay safe young sprite, remember, don't try to save the chicken.

Posted by: Some Rat at October 06, 2026 10:19 PM (BJzO2)

49 Hurricane isn't due to hit your area until Friday. Get busy with your content!
Posted by: Doof

Oh, Piper was just trying to duck the fashion report?

In that case, while you're in Oz, can you get a read on the munchkins' fall fashion trends, and the proper hand-me-downs for the well-dressed scarecrow? And, obviously, the latest in witchy footwear?

Posted by: Dorothy at October 06, 2026 10:19 PM (VHUov)

50 The video of the kids and their dad's got me. Today is my dad's birthday. He'd be 99, but only made it to 93.

Posted by: huerfano at October 06, 2026 10:20 PM (2Xqig)

51 A little while ago a fire started just a few miles over the hill about 6 miles from me. Yikes! I'm hoping my good God protects me👃👃👃!!!!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 06, 2026 10:09 PM (jCKWs)
* * * *
Prayers up for safety for everyone involved.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 06, 2026 10:20 PM (D/6p1)

52 only made it to 93.

A pretty good run, huerfano!

Posted by: LRob in OK at October 06, 2026 10:21 PM (Jr+re)

53 Parents of boomers "Stop that whining or I'll beat your ass till you can't sit down for a week."
Posted by: Some Rat
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Also. Stop that crying or I'll give you something to cry about!

Posted by: Florida Peasant at October 06, 2026 10:22 PM (Lo97M)

54 Beato Talarico fundraising update: They're still buying dozens of ads to show me, and I'm a registered independent in a blue state a thousand miles from Texas.

The pitch is that they are up against a ten million dollar AI campaign of lies, and can you just spare five dollars? No mention of Trump, or any other issue really. Just a mention of "taking back the Senate".

The whole thing is kind of blah. If I was on their side I'd be disappointed.

Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at October 06, 2026 10:23 PM (r7+Q7)

55 Evenin'

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 06, 2026 10:23 PM (sAmhv)

56 I'll be there. If I can get my shooter straightened out I'll bring it along. Looking forward to seeing you and the various other rons and ettes!
Posted by: LRob in OK
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Hopefully that jerk with the red vehicle isn't blocking people again ...

Posted by: lin-duh at October 06, 2026 10:24 PM (VCgbV)

57 Yay, ONT that I'm late for!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at October 06, 2026 10:24 PM (+9wcF)

58 That mandala post:

Every one of those tranny's have that same dead eyed stare. Like their soul has long left them and they are just a demon with a skin suit. Creepy. That comedian put it in its place.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 06, 2026 10:26 PM (sAmhv)

59 Hasan will get shot on Dec 3 at 1pm.

Huh.

Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 06, 2026 10:26 PM (zZu0s)

60 Hopefully that jerk with the red vehicle isn't blocking people again ...

If I find out who the heck that . . . . . . . . never mind.

Posted by: LRob in OK at October 06, 2026 10:27 PM (Jr+re)

61 Did Nurse really take that pic or is that AI's rendition of the Strait of Juan de Fuca?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 06, 2026 10:27 PM (4Je4D)

62 Hasan will get shot on Dec 3 at 1pm.
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Ironically at Fort Hood...

Posted by: lin-duh at October 06, 2026 10:27 PM (VCgbV)

63 Babies giddy that daddy's home was fun. I don't remember our babies getting that excited at me, but, then, I worked at home so that might've had something to do with it.

State abbrv. comic was pretty good.

250th ONT from Doof

Really? Seems like you just started doing these, like, last month. Or so. Almost as exciting as 'Merica 250. Almost.
🥸

Posted by: mindful webworker - let it out let it go let it be at October 06, 2026 10:28 PM (1BE2o)

64 Parents of boomers "Stop that whining or I'll beat your ass till you can't sit down for a week."
Posted by: Some Rat

My boomer parents told me that. (Gen X)

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 06, 2026 10:29 PM (RiE77)

65 50 The video of the kids and their dad's got me. Today is my dad's birthday. He'd be 99, but only made it to 93.
Posted by: huerfano at October 06, 2026 10:20 PM (2Xqig

It is my dad’s birthday, too!

Posted by: Piper at October 06, 2026 10:29 PM (ZdaMQ)

66 Mickey Thomas had some killer singing chops!

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 06, 2026 10:30 PM (sAmhv)

67 Did Nurse really take that pic or is that AI's rendition of the Strait of Juan de Fuca?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)

That's her view from like 20 feet from her domicile.

Posted by: Some Rat at October 06, 2026 10:30 PM (BJzO2)

68 The daddy's home video was good, but two minutes in the cute little girl waiting in the driveway has a fast food soda drink that is half her size.
I can only imagine fourteen years hence.

Posted by: From about That Time at October 06, 2026 10:31 PM (sl73Y)

69 Yay, ONT that I'm late for!
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310

Might be raining during the car show!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 06, 2026 10:31 PM (NnhvP)

70 48

Gonna let my chick go if she has to. My girl will have to run away if need be. I can't let her be in her pen and be fried chicken. If fire happens, my gal will have a chance...or a fried chick 🫣

Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 06, 2026 10:32 PM (jCKWs)

71 Also. Stop that crying or I'll give you something to cry about!
Posted by: Florida Peasant

Oh boy. I heard that one a lot.

Posted by: Tuna at October 06, 2026 10:32 PM (lJ0H4)

72 Rangers. 4 - 1.

Did not see it coming. These guys can play hockey.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 06, 2026 10:32 PM (viF8m)

73 And the state abbreviations video was great.
Thanks for the 250tn doof.

Posted by: From about That Time at October 06, 2026 10:32 PM (sl73Y)

74 >>>Wholesome content

Four cute items? That's almost overwhelming.

Posted by: mikeski

You mean we're not going to have any lgbtq+ content with rape and murder and muslims?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at October 06, 2026 10:33 PM (kvLZQ)

75 Evening, Doof, and ONT Horde! Just got back from a road trip to Calgary. Massive traffic jam on Blackfoot trail because they are constructing a bus-only lane. Had I known that in advance, I would have taken devious means.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 06, 2026 10:33 PM (i9VX2)

76 I am off to bed. Teaching, and taking all the Halloween decorations back down. If I do that, maybe we won’t get whacked by the hurricane.

Posted by: Piper at October 06, 2026 10:34 PM (ZdaMQ)

77 72 Rangers. 4 - 1.

Did not see it coming. These guys can play hockey.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 06, 2026 10:32 PM (viF8m)

Real, or a false dawn?

Though with Shesterkin anything is possible ...

Posted by: browndog says woof at October 06, 2026 10:35 PM (oCio0)

78 >>That's her view from like 20 feet from her domicile.

It's why those of us who live in deep blue areas will never be forced out by communists. Because fuck 'em.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 06, 2026 10:35 PM (viF8m)

79 ZZ Cat - Tails
https://youtu.be/hQanCfyKFGI

Posted by: mindful webworker - seen today at October 06, 2026 10:35 PM (1BE2o)

80 I am off to bed. Teaching, and taking all the Halloween decorations back down. If I do that, maybe we won’t get whacked by the hurricane.
Posted by: Piper

Stay safe!

Posted by: Some Rat at October 06, 2026 10:36 PM (BJzO2)

81 That's her view from like 20 feet from her domicile.
Posted by: Some Rat at October 06, 2026 10:30 PM (BJzO2)

I hope she has ready access to sandbags.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 06, 2026 10:37 PM (4Je4D)

82 "Might be raining during the car show!"

Yep, just like last year. We'll see, though, sometimes the fearcasters moderate these things out.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at October 06, 2026 10:38 PM (+9wcF)

83 Hasan will get shot on Dec 3 at 1pm.
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Ironically at Fort Hood...
Posted by: lin-duh at October 06, 2026 10:27 PM (VCgbV)

The firing squad should be issued Thompson submachine guns. After the festivities are over, auction them off. Who wouldn't want to own a genuine Hasan chopper?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 06, 2026 10:38 PM (i9VX2)

84 >>Real, or a false dawn?

>>Though with Shesterkin anything is possible ...

I'm beginning to believe these guys can really play. Young team and bound to have some down times but they are fast and talented and seem to have heart.

Been an enjoyable start.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 06, 2026 10:38 PM (viF8m)

85 Sorry I'm late, that sore loser of a grizzly bear insisted we make the fight best two out of three.

Posted by: tankdemon at October 06, 2026 10:40 PM (BLOE8)

86 There may be a rainy terwhilliker coming out of Yucatan but the Deep South looks safe. High and dry for now.

https://tinyurl.com/rzz7r37n

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 06, 2026 10:40 PM (+yTe/)

87 Rocky Davis is pretty cool.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 06, 2026 10:41 PM (+yTe/)

88 64 Parents of boomers "Stop that whining or I'll beat your ass till you can't sit down for a week."
Posted by: Some Rat

My boomer parents told me that. (Gen X)

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 06, 2026 10:29 PM (RiE77)

My Dad was from the Greatest Generation. Went through the Depression, fought in WW2, lost a child (stillborn) then a year later his first wife when he wasn't even 30.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 06, 2026 10:41 PM (l3cgK)

89 ZZ Cat - Tails
https://youtu.be/hQanCfyKFGI
Posted by: mindful webworker - seen today at October 06, 2026 10:35 PM (1BE2o)

Those animators need to do a hard-rockin; piano player cat called Jerry Lee Mew-is. Playing "Great Hairballs of Fire".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 06, 2026 10:41 PM (i9VX2)

90 . Yikes! I'm hoping my good God protects me👃👃👃!!!!

Posted by: COMountainMarie
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How many do you have?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 06, 2026 10:42 PM (+yTe/)

91 I have 7 grandchildren now, my son and DIL have five kids. The last 3 were fosters, now adopted. Everyone looks Nordic or Irish except the youngest. He looks like a 4 year old Gary Coleman. They had fostered him since he came out of the NICU, and the adoption went through less than a year ago. We always vacation together, along with my daughter, SIL and their two boys. Two years ago, very early in the AM some of us were sitting at the table, the littlest guy next to me, kinda groggy picking at some cereal. When my son came down the stairs, he lit up like as though Santa Claus came to visit. He was instantly awake, happy and glowing that Dad was up. It was very cute. Loved the Dad's home video, Doof.

Posted by: Old Man Noll at October 06, 2026 10:43 PM (EdP2u)

92 Nurse R's water looks cold.

Posted by: From about That Time at October 06, 2026 10:43 PM (sl73Y)

93 Those animators need to do a hard-rockin; piano player cat called Jerry Lee Mew-is. Playing "Great Hairballs of Fire".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Heh! Put me down for 10 bucks to make it happen.

Posted by: Some Rat at October 06, 2026 10:43 PM (BJzO2)

94 It's a long way down, but I'm ready.

[Irrelevant stuff snipped]

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 06, 2026 10:44 PM (CHHv1)

95 92 Nurse R's water looks cold.
Posted by: From about That Time at October 06, 2026 10:43 PM (sl73Y)

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And DEEP

Posted by: Second Black Guy at October 06, 2026 10:44 PM (wpRMV)

96 Firing squad is too good for that guy. Hanging is the prescribed penalty for dishonorable soldiers. The President should make a point of this.

Clown world

Posted by: Common Tater at October 06, 2026 10:45 PM (xHdZY)

97 [Irrelevant stuff snipped]
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 06, 2026 10:44 PM (CHHv1)

What's a big gray animal with a nose this long?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 06, 2026 10:47 PM (i9VX2)

98
Hasan will get shot on Dec 3 at 1pm.
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Hasan's heirloom

https://t.ly/ZvBVR

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 06, 2026 10:48 PM (Cqx++)

99 96 Firing squad is too good for that guy. Hanging is the prescribed penalty for dishonorable soldiers. The President should make a point of this.

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Drawing and quartering isn't a thing anymore? Because once a guy gets to hold his own entrails, he appreciates the seriousness of the festivities.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero 43) at October 06, 2026 10:48 PM (wpRMV)

100 99 96 Firing squad is too good for that guy. Hanging is the prescribed penalty for dishonorable soldiers. The President should make a point of this.

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Drawing and quartering isn't a thing anymore? Because once a guy gets to hold his own entrails, he appreciates the seriousness of the festivities.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero 43) at October 06, 2026 10:48 PM (wpRMV)

Don't understand the mechanics of holding your own entrails whilst being drawn and quartered...your arms and legs are already being pulled in different directions so you can't grab sh*t.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 06, 2026 10:50 PM (l3cgK)

101 Hey, y'all. Great ONT tonight Mr. Doof.

I LOVED the babies greeting their Dada's! I love babies and always have.

We are 10min from our gorgeous grands and they've known us/spent time with us since birth. This is their second home.

When our 1yr old hears/sees us she crawls as fast as she can to me, like a puppy, for months. I'm sure my smile matches hers. Can walk a few steps but crawls faster.

I noticed with all 3 of them when we arrive at their house, and they can hear but not see us as babies in high chairs, they cry til we assure them we know they are there and hello. How could we forget them?

I didn't realize until they were born that there is no level or degree of difference in the love we have for them and our sons. They are simply ours as well. Certainly pieces of my heart running around with them.

Thanks again for the music and videos.

Have a great night!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 06, 2026 10:50 PM (hzuYO)

102 Any tickets left for this hasan performance? Something in the first row?

Posted by: Some Rat at October 06, 2026 10:51 PM (BJzO2)

103 The State Abbrev. vid was likewise great fun. Zip codes and numbered area codes were likewise revolutionary. I was born in Brooklyn 20, New York. My phone # was GEdney 8-2066.

Mail moves the country.....

Posted by: ....And Zip Codes Move The Mail at October 06, 2026 10:51 PM (EdP2u)

104 Evening all,

SpaceX crew 12 will be undocking from the ISS.

SpaceX/NASA - SpaceX Crew-12
Undocking International Space Station ISS
Date: October 7, 2026
Undocking: 8:05 a.m. EDT (1205 UTC, 14:05 CEST)

https://youtu.be/2bt6e7ouPXY

Posted by: Joyenz at October 06, 2026 10:51 PM (2F0/Y)

105 100 99 96 Firing squad is too good for that guy. Hanging is the prescribed penalty for dishonorable soldiers. The President should make a point of this.

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Drawing and quartering isn't a thing anymore? Because once a guy gets to hold his own entrails, he appreciates the seriousness of the festivities.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero 43) at October 06, 2026 10:48 PM (wpRMV)

Don't understand the mechanics of holding your own entrails whilst being drawn and quartered...your arms and legs are already being pulled in different directions so you can't grab sh*t.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 06, 2026 10:50 PM (l3cgK)

Uh, thinking of a different punishment...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 06, 2026 10:51 PM (l3cgK)

106 Evening all.

I survived the drive to the hotel. Roads were actually really calm and sparse...

In the morning, interview, oil change, gas up, and drive back until my body insists on a hotel or until I get home, whichever. I'd do the oil change before the interview but I don't trust them to finish early enough.

Posted by: RandomDave at October 06, 2026 10:52 PM (Kguar)

107 Whoot!

Just got home. Baby brother picked me up from work and he and my sil made me dinner. came home to flowers on my doorstep from my sons.

Life is good!

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 06, 2026 10:53 PM (yEz+x)

108 Was thinking of quartering by horses...where the tendons are cut, each arm and leg is tied by rope to a different horse facing a different direction, and all horses start pulling at the same time...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 06, 2026 10:53 PM (l3cgK)

109 If this is the right day, Happy Birthday, nurse!!!

Posted by: LRob in OK at October 06, 2026 10:54 PM (Jr+re)

110 I somehow FEEL like I've been whelmed 250 times now. Like Macular Degeneration, Arthuritis, and Cataracts, whelming moves slowly, but takes a steady toll.

Posted by: Thanks To The Maryland Man at October 06, 2026 10:54 PM (EdP2u)

111
Mail moves the country.....
Posted by: ....And Zip Codes Move The Mail

I remember BZ (Before Zip)

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 06, 2026 10:57 PM (Cqx++)

112 Just got home. Baby brother picked me up from work and he and my sil made me dinner. came home to flowers on my doorstep from my sons.

Life is good!
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 06, 2026 10:53 PM (yEz+x)

Happy Birthday, Nurse! You don't look a day over 29.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 06, 2026 10:57 PM (i9VX2)

113 Great photo up top by Nurse.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient

The song behind the photo is for her today
Posted by: Doof

Yup, great photo! Happy Birthday!

And if it's time for off-the-wall birthday songs, here's some more.....

https://youtu.be/Sp6fTroDdRc
https://youtu.be/0TPKTfqB_2Y
https://youtu.be/cxlYTKaOhM8

Posted by: mikeski at October 06, 2026 10:57 PM (VHUov)

114
Posted by: Joyenz

Thank you!

Any kitty rescue news?

Posted by: BifBewalski - at October 06, 2026 10:58 PM (vfjha)

115
@JamesBryantWX
Hurricane Isaias COULD impact games on Saturday, most notably Georgia at Alabama. Timing is everything. Does rain clear out by gametime or is it a true hurricane game? Both options are on the table. This system is moving quickly north on Saturday so the heavy rain/gusty winds only lasts for...
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Weather Network predicting, for the Georgia (hello Dawgs) Alabama game, winds 38 mph and gusting with light to heavy rain.
Game's on boys.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 06, 2026 10:58 PM (+yTe/)

116 Splendid ONT tonight. I loved the state abbreviations. Many thanks as always!

Posted by: 496 at October 06, 2026 10:59 PM (m8Qhu)

117 Don't understand the mechanics of holding your own entrails whilst being drawn and quartered.

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Check out the "drawing" part. The more enthusiastic officials would sometime set the exposed guts on fire.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero 43) at October 06, 2026 10:59 PM (wpRMV)

118 Happy Birthday Nurse!

Posted by: Some Rat at October 06, 2026 11:00 PM (BJzO2)

119 Ok, I'll be the one to say it. Notice anything missing from that "Father coming home" video? Has it been removed for content (omission) yet?

Posted by: Orson at October 06, 2026 11:00 PM (dIske)

120 "Hear me out carefully, Donald Trump plans to station ICE agents outside every polling place this November." - Elissa Slotkin
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Applause, more applause, standing ovation.......

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 06, 2026 11:01 PM (+yTe/)

121 ONT has arrived. On time, as always.
......

Good. We'd hate to have to dock your pay.

Posted by: wth at October 06, 2026 11:02 PM (oq9dX)

122 I somehow FEEL like I've been whelmed 250 times now. Like Macular Degeneration, Arthuritis, and Cataracts, whelming moves slowly, but takes a steady toll.
Posted by: Thanks To The Maryland Man at October 06, 2026 10:54 PM (EdP2u)

Stopped in to visit a friend today. He had elbow surgery this morning. Showed me a cellphone pic of all the crap they took out: bunch of bone chips, and a big hunk of calcified bursa. Arm is all bandaged up, and he has limited movement.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 06, 2026 11:03 PM (i9VX2)

123 >>>111
Mail moves the country.....
Posted by: ....And Zip Codes Move The Mail
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My last two verified deliveries did. not. make. it.
USPS suks.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 06, 2026 11:04 PM (+yTe/)

124 103 The State Abbrev. vid was likewise great fun. Zip codes and numbered area codes were likewise revolutionary. I was born in Brooklyn 20, New York. My phone # was GEdney 8-2066.

Mail moves the country.....
Posted by: ....And Zip Codes Move The Mail at October 06, 2026 10:51 PM (EdP2u

Charles Schulz named a character in Peanuts for his zip code. Also, the band Yes named their album 90125 for its UPC code.

Posted by: tankdemon at October 06, 2026 11:04 PM (BLOE8)

125 120 "Hear me out carefully, Donald Trump plans to station ICE agents outside every polling place this November." - Elissa Slotkin
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Applause, more applause, standing ovation.......

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 06, 2026 11:01 PM (+yTe/)

If you're not an illegal, what do you have to worry about with ICE being around voting stations?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 06, 2026 11:06 PM (l3cgK)

126 Splendid ONT tonight. I loved the state abbreviations. Many thanks as always!
Posted by: 496 at October 06, 2026 10:59 PM (m8Qhu)

Glad you were sufficiently whelmed!

Posted by: Doof at October 06, 2026 11:06 PM (QMAsf)

127 103 Mail moves the country.....
Posted by: ....And Zip Codes Move The Mail at October 06, 2026 10:51 PM (EdP2u)

*Note: Write in ballots suspected of being cast for Republican candidates will be dumped in a ravine.

Posted by: tankdemon at October 06, 2026 11:06 PM (BLOE8)

128 I remember when ZIP codes came in, so presumably I remember the pre-ZIP days as well. I remember thinking ZIP codes were a great idea, as long as you knew them.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 06, 2026 11:07 PM (xqL5c)

129 Wow, everyone has a birthday today, including our youngest daughter. Love you, Bobo.

A Happy birthday to all the 10-6'ers amd everybody stay safe.

Posted by: sal at October 06, 2026 11:07 PM (f+FmA)

130 "Hear me out carefully, Donald Trump plans to station ICE agents outside every polling place this November." - Elissa Slotkin
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Applause, more applause, standing ovation.......
Posted by: Braenyard

I voted for that.

And I'll walk right past them, smile and nod, and vote for more of it.

Posted by: mikeski at October 06, 2026 11:07 PM (VHUov)

131 That's all for me tonight! Thanks to all for the ONT and comments!

Posted by: LRob in OK at October 06, 2026 11:10 PM (Jr+re)

132 There are also two letter abbreviations for US territories and US armed forces...
Some are a bit less easier to remember than others, e.g. Micronesia is FM...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 06, 2026 11:10 PM (l3cgK)

133 Putting ICE agents outside polling places is a great idea. Let’s deputize a bunch of temporary duty ICE agents with cell phones so we can cover every spot. Make sure you have enough ICE jackets to go around.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 06, 2026 11:11 PM (xqL5c)

134 I voted for that.

Posted by: mikeski

Makes one proud don't it!

Posted by: Some Rat at October 06, 2026 11:11 PM (BJzO2)

135 I remember BZ (Before Zip)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

I believe AOP owns a ZIP Van, powered by a Studebaker 170, of course.

Posted by: The Mail Must Go Through at October 06, 2026 11:11 PM (EdP2u)

136 If you're not an illegal, what do you have to worry about with ICE being around voting stations?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 06, 2026 11:06 PM (l3cgK)

If you attempt to attack them, they might kill you.

Posted by: Emmie at October 06, 2026 11:12 PM (OlzlW)

137 As long as you remember it’s the Federated States of Micronesia, FM makes perfect sense.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 06, 2026 11:13 PM (xqL5c)

138 Thank you doooooof!

And all y’all for the well wishes. Y’all are the best.

And yes. I took that photo with my iPhone 11 just a few steps from my front door. JackStraw gets it.

Love where you live.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 06, 2026 11:13 PM (qI/6m)

139
"Hear me out carefully, Donald Trump plans to station ICE agents outside every polling place this November." - Elissa Slotkin
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The agents will be accompanied by ICE station zebras.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 06, 2026 11:13 PM (Cqx++)

140 I voted for that.

And I'll walk right past them, smile and nod, and vote for more of it.
Posted by: mikeski

AF is short of water...

Posted by: Some Rat at October 06, 2026 11:13 PM (BJzO2)

141 You big state people are way too complicated.

Rhode Island is easy to contract. RI. Only state that starts with R.

One area code. 401

Not small. Exclusive.

Now I need to make an offering to Cthulhu so he doesn't eat you. We are always on guard not that you care. Ingrates.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 06, 2026 11:13 PM (viF8m)

142 I believe AOP owns a ZIP Van, powered by a Studebaker 170, of course.
Posted by: The Mail Must Go Through at October 06, 2026 11:11 PM (EdP2u)

Indeed I do. It is capable of movement, although woefully deficient in window glass.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 06, 2026 11:13 PM (i9VX2)

143 If, as Democrats claim is the case, illegal aliens never vote, polling places are the least likely venue for ICE to actually make any arrests.

Since it is seemingly the Democrats' wish that ICE never actually make any arrests, they should totally support making g the agents uselessly waste their time monitoring polling places rather than going out to where their quarry actually gather.

Posted by: tankdemon at October 06, 2026 11:14 PM (BLOE8)

144 137 As long as you remember it’s the Federated States of Micronesia, FM makes perfect sense.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 06, 2026 11:13 PM (xqL5c)

True dat.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 06, 2026 11:14 PM (l3cgK)

145 Some are a bit less easier to remember than others, e.g. Micronesia is FM...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Now you're just pulling our legs. There's no such place, is there?

Posted by: Mayor Of Tiny Town at October 06, 2026 11:14 PM (EdP2u)

146 136 If you're not an illegal, what do you have to worry about with ICE being around voting stations?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 06, 2026 11:06 PM (l3cgK)

If you attempt to attack them, they might kill you.

Posted by: Emmie at October 06, 2026 11:12 PM (OlzlW)

That goes for almost anybody...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 06, 2026 11:14 PM (l3cgK)

147 Any kitty rescue news?
Posted by: BifBewalski - at October 06, 2026 10:58 PM (vfjha)

Kitties are doing well. We may have to get the kitten snipped soon. He is extremely dominate and is starting to test the limits with our 20lb big boy, Shadow.

You can see pictures of the kitties in the updates here

https://tinyurl.com/dg65258

Posted by: Joyenz at October 06, 2026 11:15 PM (2F0/Y)

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