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ICE Nabs Another 15 "Worst of the Worst" Over the Weekend

I voted for this.

Deb Heine for American Greatness:

Among the arrests this weekend, provided exclusively to American Greatness, are criminal illegals convicted for the heinous crimes of murder, rape of a child, criminal sexual assault/force, aggravated assault, and possession of a controlled substance for sale.

...

"While Americans enjoyed their weekend, ICE worked around the clock to remove murderers, pedophiles, sexual assailants, drug traffickers, and other illegal aliens from our communities," said Homeland Security Secretary Markwayne Mullin in a statement Monday. "Despite facing a more than 1,600 percent increase in assaults against them, the brave men and women of ICE will never stop working to fulfill President Trump's mandate to make America safe again."

There were more fruits of decarceration in Georgia:

Two people were shot dead and at least 35 more were injured after a homecoming block party in a Georgia town turned violent in the early hours of Sunday morning.

Over 1,000 people had gathered for a celebration near Pine Street in Vienna, Ga., when a shooter opened fire around 1:25 a.m., according to Dooly County Sheriff Craig Peavy.

The two victims were men, ages 20 and 23, according to the Dooly County Coroner Brett Walls. Their families and the Georgia Bureau of Investigation (GBI) have been notified, but their names have not yet been released to the public.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:38 PM




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1 first.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 05, 2026 06:37 PM (I43vL)

2 ICE Nabs Another 15 "Worst of the Worst" Over the Weekend


This is why I voted for Trump three times.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 05, 2026 06:38 PM (I43vL)

3 First

Posted by: Cow Demon at October 05, 2026 06:38 PM (6jna9)

4 Run them all out of the country. Just strolling across the border or overstaying a visa is enough. Run them all out.

Posted by: Cow Demon at October 05, 2026 06:39 PM (6jna9)

5 Don’t worry, we will be assured the GA shooting wouldn’t have happened if not for evil guns. Never mind the criminality of the perps…

Posted by: Cow Demon at October 05, 2026 06:40 PM (6jna9)

6 It’s always the Amish. Can’t hold their liquor.

Posted by: Accomack at October 05, 2026 06:42 PM (dJCmT)

7 "The two victims were men, ages 20 and 23, according to the Dooly County Coroner Brett Walls. "


I will take "gang bangers" for one thousand Alex.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 05, 2026 06:43 PM (I43vL)

8 Good evening good people.

Do I even have to read the link regarding the shoot-em-up in Georgia to determine that they were 'teens'?

Posted by: Tonypete at October 05, 2026 06:43 PM (ptJRT)

9 ICE Nabs Another 15 "Worst of the Worst" Over the Weekend


This is why I voted for Trump three times.
Posted by: Mister Scott

Only 3 times... underachiever!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 05, 2026 06:44 PM (NnhvP)

10 German police report that halfway thru Oktoberfest: 3 million attendees and 400 police encounters, mostly drunks and lost property. No shootings or assaults.

Wonder how the Germans manage this ?

Posted by: Going deep. Out. at October 05, 2026 06:45 PM (C4fUO)

11 Search Reddit for "Georgia homecoming shooting"

Georgia school district invokes federal law to deny trans girl a shot at homecoming queen After being barred from running for queen, Riley Williams is asking Georgia education officials to include transgender students.

It's not a law, it's an executive order perverting the law to bully schools in hurting the most vulnerable students (or give transphobic school administrators cover to do so). I never attended my prom due to being bullied for being gay and queer. She should not have her experience ruined.

The school board probably got taken over by Moms For Liberty idiots who do what Fox orders them to.

Authoritarian state. Wild stuff. If I were in high school I’d lose my mind. How do the teachers face their students with this? This is exactly the trivial thing you *don’t* interfere with if you want the school to survive.

So is this the pathway for genitalia checking popular girls who are not jocks?

MTG is creaming over this.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at October 05, 2026 06:45 PM (neR8a)

12 It’s always the Amish. Can’t hold their liquor.
Posted by: Accomack

The Yoder and Miller boys, along with the Swartzendruber girls beg to differ.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 05, 2026 06:46 PM (ptJRT)

13 If rogue judges won’t let us execute them, exile them and the illegals. Of course.

Posted by: Eromero at October 05, 2026 06:47 PM (QTuIR)

14 "While Americans enjoyed their weekend, ICE worked around the clock to remove murderers, pedophiles, sexual assailants, drug traffickers, and other illegal aliens from our communities,"...
===

Moar Moar Moar!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 05, 2026 06:47 PM (RIvkX)

15 Scratching the surface. Imagine how seriously bad it is.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 05, 2026 06:47 PM (RORbl)

16 Vienna, GA has a population of under 3000 and 70% are black. Make of that what you will.

Posted by: huerfano at October 05, 2026 06:48 PM (2Xqig)

17 ICE worked around the clock to remove murderers, pedophiles, sexual assailants, drug traffickers, and other illegal aliens from our communities,"

Oh, he's very popular Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, waistoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude.

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 05, 2026 06:49 PM (/+uur)

18 Those are rookie numbers. You gotta get those numbers way up.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at October 05, 2026 06:49 PM (l26NL)

19 Nothing like a Homecoming with a shootout.
Tradition in that neck of the woods.

Posted by: Bosk at October 05, 2026 06:49 PM (VMFAF)

20 16 Vienna, GA has a population of under 3000 and 70% are black. Make of that what you will.
Posted by: huerfano at October 05, 2026 06:48 PM (2Xqig)

Vienna waits
and preys on you

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 05, 2026 06:49 PM (/+uur)

21 If rogue judges won’t let us execute them, exile them
Posted by: Eromero at October 05, 2026 06:47 PM (QTuIR)
=====

Are we not doing phrasing?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 05, 2026 06:49 PM (RIvkX)

22
It was a Homecoming block party. Town says no permit was issued.

Homecoming was last weekend here in small town WY. Odd there were no shootings. I can't imagine why.

Posted by: four seasons at October 05, 2026 06:50 PM (/QHx4)

23 Wondering how many of those were thrown out of the country before

Posted by: Skip at October 05, 2026 06:50 PM (Ia/+0)

24 Trump '16, Trump '20, Trump '24.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at October 05, 2026 06:50 PM (wxsGM)

25 Trump '16, Trump '20, Trump '24.

Trump 2028!

Posted by: Bosk at October 05, 2026 06:51 PM (VMFAF)

26 Do block parties exist outside the hood anymore? It seems like I only hear about block parties in the news, due to a shooting. I've never heard of a block party outside of that context.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 05, 2026 06:52 PM (mkw2N)

27 Now unleash the CPA's on money from overseas and hammer yhe "envios" with a yuuuge tariff.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at October 05, 2026 06:52 PM (wxsGM)

28 16 Vienna, GA has a population of under 3000 and 70% are black. Make of that what you will.
Posted by: huerfano at October 05, 2026 06:48 PM (2Xqig)

A 1000 person street party in a town of 3000.
They should have known the bullets would start flying at some point.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 05, 2026 06:52 PM (6ydKt)

29 German police report that halfway thru Oktoberfest: 3 million attendees and 400 police encounters, mostly drunks and lost property. No shootings or assaults.

Wonder how the Germans manage this ?
Posted by: Going deep. Out.


Have you seen the size of those beer steins? Everyone's tired out after hoisting those things for a few hours. Nobody's got a brawl left in them.

Also a possibility: Germans are just happy drunks. They try to take over Europe when they're sober.

Posted by: mikeski at October 05, 2026 06:52 PM (VHUov)

30
Gotta wonder if "Five Eyes" is still around.

At this point I wouldn't feel comfortable sharing intelligence with any of these guys.

Posted by: Auspex at October 05, 2026 06:53 PM (Y8DZL)

31 Say what you will about the Georgia shooting, at least it wasn't Somalis

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 05, 2026 06:53 PM (ofacb)

32 must be homecoming week here, too ... looks like the TP harvest from the trees and porches is ready.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 05, 2026 06:53 PM (VyBeY)

33 From wiki:

Vienna racial composition as of 2020:
Race Num. Perc.
White (non-Hispanic) 439 14.99%
Black/African American 2,078 70.97%

Posted by: Crusader at October 05, 2026 06:53 PM (TN0g+)

34 Block parties are how the "clubs" mark territory with cash, presence, and control.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 05, 2026 06:54 PM (RIvkX)

35 QC election results soon.

Posted by: Cow Demon at October 05, 2026 06:54 PM (6jna9)

36 The report I read on the shooting named the two deceased. I couldn't spell the names correctly right now if you offered me a million dollars.

Posted by: polynikes at October 05, 2026 06:54 PM (KC5Lt)

37 Do block parties exist outside the hood anymore? It seems like I only hear about block parties in the news, due to a shooting. I've never heard of a block party outside of that context.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 05, 2026 06:52 PM


They used to do a giant summer block party at the city park deep in the hood in Lexington KY when we lived there. Never a single shooting during the five years we lived there. There was a very large police presence every year though.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 05, 2026 06:55 PM (I43vL)

38 Seems the two deceased were related. Likely the targets of a rival gang.

Posted by: polynikes at October 05, 2026 06:56 PM (KC5Lt)

39 It was a Homecoming block party. Town says no permit was issued.
----

I'm all for "law and order", but excuse me if I don't find myself enthusiastic about "permits" as the answer to anything. The people showed up, with or without permits. If they needed the State Patrol to assist with local law enforcement, they should have reached out.

Posted by: Crusader at October 05, 2026 06:56 PM (TN0g+)

40 Jacquivion and Macaleb were the first names of the departed in Georgia. Fooking Irish

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 05, 2026 06:56 PM (ofacb)

41 A lot of what people claim is racism is just pattern recognition. People have an innate need to avoid dangerous situations.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at October 05, 2026 06:57 PM (l26NL)

42 > German police report that halfway thru Oktoberfest: 3 million attendees and 400 police encounters, mostly drunks and lost property. No shootings or assaults.

My Dad was Air Force police in Germany in the late 70s, early 80s. He worked Octoberfest. Back then, the Polizei would beat the crap out of you if you stepped out of line. They had a hard rubber baton they'd hit you with. Even if you were an innocent person standing in their way when they had to get to a fight (or worse), you'd get whacked.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 05, 2026 06:57 PM (mkw2N)

43 They try to take over Europe when they're sober.
Posted by: mikeski

Jawohl!

Posted by: Pervitin at October 05, 2026 06:58 PM (xSs6m)

44 Oh there's plenty of block parties. But we don't shoot anyone because we're racists.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at October 05, 2026 06:59 PM (bX16E)

45 > Oh there's plenty of block parties.

Really? Where?

Posted by: bonhomme at October 05, 2026 07:00 PM (mkw2N)

46 Rednecks will participate in fist fights at various parties.

Posted by: polynikes at October 05, 2026 07:00 PM (KC5Lt)

47 18 Those are rookie numbers. You gotta get those numbers way up.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly

Now that the wind is blowing west in eastern europe; will you think the same when Putin give Ukraine and launch the nuclear cruise missile which inches westward until they surrender?

What will they do? shoot it down?
so much, so many, so worse!
YEAH this is normal.

What could go wrong?

You know that the Noodle Headed/Macaroni won't surrender until it gets to their border, he'll let Putin do the job Napoleon couldn't, but by then Putin won't care, and finish the job on France as well.

LET'S GO BRANDON!
You get the Hotel in Moscow, Greenland, the 3Seas Treaty and Putin gets to take Europe by Force!

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at October 05, 2026 07:00 PM (VeW9y)

48 The same thing happened 100 miles North of Vienna in Macon the weekend before last. 12 wounded none killed. Most were under 18. One group had just been kicked out of a B&B.

Two shooters were caught and they have the appearance and record you would expect. Just them being there at 1am is a probation violation, even more so having a gun and shooting up the place. Yet they don't care. Thug life.

Posted by: fd at October 05, 2026 07:02 PM (MWfyi)

49
My Dad was Air Force police in Germany in the late 70s, early 80s. He worked Octoberfest. Back then, the Polizei would beat the crap out of you if you stepped out of line. They had a hard rubber baton they'd hit you with. Even if you were an innocent person standing in their way when they had to get to a fight (or worse), you'd get whacked.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 05, 2026 06:57 PM (mkw2N)

I saw the Polizei tackle a jaywalker, drag him back across the street, and scream him down like a MTI on the sidewalk.

Made quite an impression on eight year old me.

Not to mention in the airports where they had the Uzis out in the open ready to go.

Posted by: Cow Demon at October 05, 2026 07:03 PM (6jna9)

50 A 1000 person street party in a town of 3000.
They should have known the bullets would start flying at some point.
Posted by: SpeakingOf
---------------

At 1:30 a.m.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 05, 2026 07:03 PM (XeU6L)

51 The mentality is: keep on being a thug until you die or go to jail, where you can work on being a thug some more. Crime is a way of life and death.

Posted by: fd at October 05, 2026 07:04 PM (MWfyi)

52
Hilarious to see the land acknowledgements followed by "This land belongs to you and me!"

Posted by: Auspex at October 05, 2026 07:05 PM (Y8DZL)

53 16 Vienna, GA has a population of under 3000 and 70% are black. Make of that what you will.
Posted by: huerfano at October 05, 2026 06:48 PM (2Xqig)

So?

Posted by: Cow Demon at October 05, 2026 07:05 PM (6jna9)

54 Two people were shot dead and at least 35 more were injured after a homecoming block party in a Georgia town turned violent in the early hours of Sunday morning.

I'm not even gonna try and guess anything about the people involved. Could be anybody.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 05, 2026 07:06 PM (ExV1e)

55 I've been to Vienna. You never sausage a place.

Posted by: fd at October 05, 2026 07:07 PM (MWfyi)

56

Probably a lot of people at the block party are never made it through jr high.

Boy howdy, they know how to get guns though.



Posted by: four seasons at October 05, 2026 07:07 PM (/QHx4)

57
Two shooters were caught and they have the appearance and record you would expect. Just them being there at 1am is a probation violation, even more so having a gun and shooting up the place. Yet they don't care. Thug life.
Posted by: fd at October 05, 2026 07:02 PM (MWfyi)

White or black or whatever you toss them in the clink.

Posted by: Cow Demon at October 05, 2026 07:07 PM (6jna9)

58 ICE collaring these criminals is great.

Indicting one public official (per DOJ threatening letter last year), perp walking one employer, shutting down one H1B (or H2B) mill would be fantastic.

And have a much, much greater impact on the longer term.

No need to choose. Both can be done.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 05, 2026 07:08 PM (U/Byj)

59 hey had a hard rubber baton they'd hit you with. Even if you were an innocent person standing in their way when they had to get to a fight (or worse), you'd get whacked.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 05, 2026 06:57 PM (mkw2N)

I saw the Polizei tackle a jaywalker, drag him back across the street, and scream him down like a MTI on the sidewalk.
Posted by: Cow Demon at October 05, 2026 07:03 PM


And yet, people here whinge about getting an entry made in their Permanent Records by Ace or one of the CoBs.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 05, 2026 07:09 PM (0sNs1)

60 "While Americans enjoyed their weekend, ICE worked around the clock to remove murderers, pedophiles, sexual assailants, drug traffickers, and other illegal aliens from our communities," said Homeland Security Secretary Markwayne Mullin

And METHODISTS!

Posted by: Hedley Lamarr at October 05, 2026 07:09 PM (guGkK)

61 Ain't nothing but house party

https://tinyurl.com/2mx3snf3

Posted by: JackStraw at October 05, 2026 07:09 PM (viF8m)

62 "White or black or whatever you toss them in the clink.
Posted by: Cow Demon"

That's fine but they keep letting them out.

Posted by: fd at October 05, 2026 07:11 PM (MWfyi)

63 Do "native" Americans ever include public health, electricity, written language, wheel, modern medicine, modern transportation, contract law, criminal law, plumbing, air conditioning, or education "acknowledgements" in their public statements?

Just curious.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 05, 2026 07:11 PM (U/Byj)

64 "Boy howdy, they know how to get guns though."

Are you one of those jokers who still believe it's easier to get a junior high diploma than a gun with an auto-sear?

sheesh!...some people

Posted by: Will Robinson at October 05, 2026 07:12 PM (dCMJG)

65 Might I offer a proven solution?

Posted by: zombie Vlad Tepes at October 05, 2026 07:12 PM (0sNs1)

66 Block Party is the pseudonym for gang hangout?

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 05, 2026 07:12 PM (mP0Kj)

67 >>>There were more fruits of decarceration in Georgia:

Fruits of the Loons.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 05, 2026 07:14 PM (dK+Kv)

68 The mentality is: keep on being a thug until you die or go to jail, where you can work on being a thug some more. Crime is a way of life and death.
Posted by: fd at October 05, 2026 07:04 PM (MWfyi)


Just be sure to max out your 401k every year. You don't want to still be thuggin' when you're 70.

Posted by: Hedley Lamarr at October 05, 2026 07:14 PM (guGkK)

69 Twerkfest. It seems like it would be hard on your back after a while.

Posted by: fd at October 05, 2026 07:14 PM (MWfyi)

70 Shiite. Been here too long. OR Nurse just out, further complications. Dr should be out soon.

It's gonna be a long night.

Posted by: man at October 05, 2026 07:15 PM (61VNf)

71 Sox 4-2 top of sixth in Cleveland

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at October 05, 2026 07:15 PM (l26NL)

72 Ain't nothing but house party
https://tinyurl.com/2mx3snf3
Posted by: JackStraw


And it is not a healthy party
And I know you can't control it

https://youtu.be/Esj_uxcc8fw

Being all thread-inclusive, they're a German band.

Posted by: mikeski at October 05, 2026 07:16 PM (VHUov)

73 Who came home?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 05, 2026 07:17 PM (Cqx++)

74 man, no words but lots of prayers for you both.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 05, 2026 07:18 PM (nxLtX)

75 "You don't want to still be thuggin' when you're 70.
Posted by: Hedley Lamarr "

If they survive that long they transition from thug to crazy old man with 5 pitbulls who never cuts the grass, steals copper from churches, and and occasionally fires at passing cars.

Posted by: fd at October 05, 2026 07:19 PM (MWfyi)

76 Breaking News: Amber Heard has shared the jubilant moment she completed her first half marathon in a new Instagram update from her secluded life in Spain.

The actress, 40, was once one of Hollywood's most sought-after stars, but swapped the hustle and bustle of Los Angeles for the quieter streets of Madrid in recent years.

Lookin happier than ever as she shared snaps from completing her first 21.1K race, she lifted her arms behind her head in a moment of celebration, showing off her toned figure and pert headlights in a lilac gym set.

Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at October 05, 2026 07:19 PM (0sNs1)

77 >>Being all thread-inclusive, they're a German band.

You gotta fight. For your right. To PARRRRRTY

https://tinyurl.com/45xp33na

Posted by: JackStraw at October 05, 2026 07:20 PM (viF8m)

78
transition from thug to crazy old man with 5 pitbulls who never cuts the grass

I wish I could get a pitbull to cut my grass.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 05, 2026 07:20 PM (Cqx++)

79 Over 1,000 people had gathered for a celebration near Pine Street in Vienna, Ga., when a shooter opened fire around 1:25 a.m., according to Dooly County Sheriff Craig Peavy.

Peavy said the festivities began Friday night, and that it had "gone well" with "respect from the community" that evening as deputies patrolled the event.

But the party Saturday night was a "different story," he said.

hahahahaha

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 05, 2026 07:21 PM (/+uur)

80 And then the cops show up and arrest the old guy shooting at cars and take him to jail and then let the poor old man out the next day.

Posted by: fd at October 05, 2026 07:21 PM (MWfyi)

81 Lol. Life of quiet simplicity shared on Instagram.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 05, 2026 07:21 PM (zZu0s)

82 Why do the Amish gather in large groups and "celebrates" by shooting each other and causing a ruckus?

Whose left to feed the horses?

Posted by: Uncle Ruckus at October 05, 2026 07:21 PM (buDni)

83 Do "native" Americans ever include public health, electricity, written language, wheel, modern medicine, modern transportation, contract law, criminal law, plumbing, air conditioning, or education "acknowledgements" in their public statements?

I’d settle for roulette, whiskey, and maybe slot machines.

And Rolex watches. All the tribal “chiefs” seem to have at least one.

Posted by: Going deep. Out. at October 05, 2026 07:22 PM (23/y9)

84 German police report that halfway thru Oktoberfest: 3 million attendees and 400 police encounters, mostly drunks and lost property. No shootings or assaults.

Wonder how the Germans manage this ?
---

No moslems in attendance.

Posted by: Crusader at October 05, 2026 07:22 PM (TN0g+)

85

We the taxpayers via the government pay for birth control.

It is heartbreaking so many children, no matter the race, are being raised in terrible situations.

Posted by: four seasons at October 05, 2026 07:22 PM (/QHx4)

86 I do not know if fake, but one of the Cornell 7 contends that HE was drunk off his ass and could not have consented to sex with HER.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 05, 2026 07:23 PM (zZu0s)

87

The identity of the shooter and the motive of the crime were unclear Sunday.

--------

The motive was 'respect.' The identity -- can be predicted with a fair degree of confidence.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 05, 2026 07:23 PM (HLgI3)

88
Rednecks will participate in fist fights at various parties.
Posted by: polynikes at October 05, 2026 07:00 PM (KC5Lt)




Underachievers.

Real rednecks have riding lawn mower races, with bonus points for flying US flags from the attached lawn chairs.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 05, 2026 07:24 PM (y9nCu)

89 >>>Do "native" Americans ever include public health, electricity, written language, wheel, modern medicine, modern transportation, contract law, criminal law, plumbing, air conditioning, or education "acknowledgements" in their public statements?

Just curious.

Posted by: rhomboid

>Only when they're raping your women and children and burning down your villages. So un-American.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at October 05, 2026 07:25 PM (kvLZQ)

90 It's gonna be a long night.

Posted by: man at October 05, 2026 07:15 PM (61VNf)
=====

Just take it easy and I'll make a prayer for peace.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 05, 2026 07:25 PM (RIvkX)

91 "I wish I could get a pitbull to cut my grass.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr."

You'd think with five he could train at least one.

Anyway, I am not making that up and a lot worse things happen all the time in the little 100k population city near me and the perps with 90% certainty every time will fit a certain profile that is easily discernable, including an extensive record of past criminal behavior.

Posted by: fd at October 05, 2026 07:27 PM (MWfyi)

92 Aetius I could believe that

Posted by: Skip at October 05, 2026 07:27 PM (Ia/+0)

93 Anyway, I am not making that up and a lot worse things happen all the time in the little 100k population city near me and the perps with 90% certainty every time will fit a certain profile that is easily discernable, including an extensive record of past criminal behavior.
Posted by: fd at October 05, 2026 07:27 PM


A completely predictable effect of the centuries of capitalist-driven cispatriarchy!

Posted by: Kareny McKarenface at October 05, 2026 07:30 PM (0sNs1)

94 You can get sheep to cut your grass, or cows

Posted by: Skip at October 05, 2026 07:30 PM (Ia/+0)

95 I have seen a coup!e of fights at redneck parties but nobody ever got anywhere near shooting anyone. It takes a complete lack of morals and empathy to open fire on a crowd of people over a dis.

Posted by: fd at October 05, 2026 07:30 PM (MWfyi)

96 Ha!
A "Block Party" going on at 1:25 AM?
Right....

Pull that shit in my 'hood and the numbers of dead will be a hell of a lot higher.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 05, 2026 07:30 PM (2WIwB)

97 You can get sheep to cut your grass, or cows
Posted by: Skip at October 05, 2026 07:30 PM


We're right here!!

Posted by: Goats at October 05, 2026 07:31 PM (0sNs1)

98 sheep for grass
goats for brush

Posted by: Ben Had at October 05, 2026 07:32 PM (nxLtX)

99
That's fine but they keep letting them out.
Posted by: fd at October 05, 2026 07:11 PM (MWfyi)

And that is a problem.

Like I said, toss them in the clink. If only the system figured out that very simple thing.

Posted by: Cow Demon at October 05, 2026 07:33 PM (6jna9)

100 Ha!
A "Block Party" going on at 1:25 AM?
Right....
----

Man, I bet it was tough for many of them to be in class or at work this morning!

Posted by: Crusader at October 05, 2026 07:33 PM (TN0g+)

101 >>We're right here!!

You know the problem with baby goats?

They turn into big goats. Nobody needs goats.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 05, 2026 07:33 PM (viF8m)

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Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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