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Conservative Sen. Flavio Bolsonaro won Sunday night’s presidential election in Brazil, defeating incumbent socialist President Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva – but did not pass the 50 percent threshold necessary to win the presidency outright, triggering a runoff election. . . In Brazil, for a candidate to be elected president in the first round, he or she must obtain over 50 percent of the vote. Sen. Bolsonaro did, on occasion, appear to be over the 50 percent threshold as the votes rolled in, but his lead over Lula dwindled as votes from the leftist strongholds in the nation’s northeast rolled in. The winner of the runoff election is the candidate who receives the highest number of votes, regardless of how many. . . The two frontrunners arrived at the top of the polls following an arduous and typically chaotic presidential campaign season in Brazil that arguably began in late 2025, when Brazil’s top court sentenced Lula’s expected rival, former President Bolsonaro, to 27 years in prison on dubious “crimes against democracy” charges and banned him from running for public office for 35 years, or until he is 105 years old. The Bolsonaro family, with several members already in politics, mobilized rapidly to shift away from the original plan of patriarch Jair running against Lula. Sen. Flavio Bolsonaro announced in late December 2025 that he would challenge Lula, cementing support from potential rivals such as Sao Paulo Gov. Tarcísio de Freitas. Tarcísio was reelected on Sunday.As you may know, Bolsonaro has historically been a staunch ally of President Trump and as such Leftists here and abroad, especially Joey Sponge-Brain Shits-Pants henchmen and minions in and out of Foggy Bottom have spent much time and effort over the years attempting to destroy Bolsonaro. Democrat/Leftist election fraud and thievery is their stock in trade and given Brazils weird election laws, they could potentially derail Bolsonaro if not foisting criminal commie Lula on the Brazilian people and staving off the wipeout of Communists in Latin America that President Trump has engendered or at a bare minimum helped to bring about these past few years, which is arguably one of if not his greatest foreign policy accomplishments in his second term. Restoring true small "d" Democracy across vast swathes of Latin America might very well at long last result in the liberation of the Island gulag of Cuba, after close to 70 years of hellish Communist tyranny. And that would make all the right wrong heads explode. We've written and talked about this here and elsewhere, and that would be just incredible to witness, especially as the Anti-American Left does everything it can to "transition" America into a Communist gulag via the DSA and Democrat Party itself. All one has to do is read and listen to its platform to understand what they have planned should, God-Forbid, they gain any kind of electoral/political majority either nationally or at the State level. Even locally, as we can see with Mamdani among others, the disaster that would befall us would be the final nail in Uncle Sam's coffin. Elsewhere, here's a story that doesn't exactly fill me with strength and confidence, for a number of reasons as we shall explore. More than 200 people have entered forced quarantine after a Russian laboratory worker died from reported exposure to the plague in an incident evocative of the origins of the coronavirus pandemic. . . At least one prominent Russian epidemiologist has cast doubt on this narrative, according to The Moscow Times, claiming that the broken test tube story is evidence of a cover-up. . .So, a few things come to mind with this "story," first is that the Russians perhaps are prepping a coup de grace against the Ukrainians who they were supposed to roll over in 48 hours and yet here we and they are Four Years Later, humiliated and exhausted. That is they're the ones humiliated and exhausted. And we're just here watching the spectacle play out. Or else, this is Russian disinformatsitya targeting the Ukrainians and their allies in the West, or perhaps even vice versa, as a way for them to generate political, financial and even military assistance that has been on the wane, despite their holding the Red Army at bay for a long while now. And of course, speaking of Russia, lest we forget this crap right here at home: The FBI knew the Trump-Russia collusion narrative was utter bunk even as it suggested otherwise to Congress, the courts and the public early in 2017. Evidence revealed by special counsel John Durham proves it beyond dispute... For years, the media lionized these people as saviors of the Republic, even after special counsel Robert Mueller’s probe turned up zero evidence in support of their claims. . . Of course, most media have no interest in sharing the truth. They won Pulitzers and endless clicks from hyping Russiagate, using it to kneecap a president they despised.So with the heat being turned up on Jack Smith, and the revelations that are in fact confirmations of the evil corruption and criminality of the Deep State in the form of federal law enforcement, Intelligence and the Judiciary and their attempts to overthrow the will of the people as expressed by their election twice if not THRICE of Donald Trump, and the exposure of the Russia Collusion Hoax as concocted by them and Hillary, what better way to derail them than by engineering a so-called lab leak in Russia, as if to underscore the threat from them that Trump is either too inept or worse, uncaring about and so he must be removed from office along with everyone associated with him and their preeminence restored. Naturally, if what's happening with this outbreak is for real, as it might very well be given Russia is capable and quite willing to develop any and all forms of WMD, let's hope they get a handle on this ASAP. On that nightmare note, I bid you all to have a good day.
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Nooded.
Posted by: Nazdar at October 05, 2026 07:36 AM (NcvvS) Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 05, 2026 07:36 AM (u82oZ) 3
And SPONGE!! Thanks, JJ.
Posted by: Nazdar at October 05, 2026 07:37 AM (NcvvS) Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 05, 2026 07:37 AM (u82oZ) 5
Yonder Horde
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 05, 2026 07:39 AM (RORbl) 6
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Posted by: davidt at October 05, 2026 07:39 AM (Q+gd/) 7
Morning all.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 05, 2026 07:41 AM (y3C0K) 8
It's just another Merlot Monday.
Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff at October 05, 2026 07:41 AM (2Ez/1) 9
fIRST!
Posted by: Bonecrusher at October 05, 2026 07:42 AM (JNTt1) Posted by: Cow Demon at October 05, 2026 07:44 AM (6jna9) 11
Russia stopped Diesel exportation about a year ago.
All surplus Diesel has been sold and shipped. EU depended on Russias excess capacity (about a thrid of their needs) to fill the gap. Posted by: r hennigantx at October 05, 2026 07:45 AM (/+uur) 12
Good morning dear horde and happy birthday JJ and fd
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 05, 2026 07:46 AM (RIvkX) 13
You too, JJ, and thanks, as always!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 05, 2026 07:46 AM (VyBeY) 14
Morning, Horde. Time for my walk, then today I need to make sure the car's ready for the drive tomorrow and find out whether any of my slacks still fit, then continue job searching.
Posted by: RandomDave at October 05, 2026 07:46 AM (aJQbY) 15
>Sen. John Kennedy: I’m Thinking About Running for President
----- please no enough with the cornpone quips Posted by: Don Black at October 05, 2026 07:48 AM (ZxPkt) 16
MoMe's coming... Posted by: 3DogNite at October 05, 2026 07:48 AM (2Ez/1) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 05, 2026 07:49 AM (x0n13) 18
15 >Sen. John Kennedy: I’m Thinking About Running for President
----- please no enough with the cornpone quips Posted by: Don Black at October 05, 2026 07:48 AM (ZxPkt) MAGOML. "Make America Get Off My Lawn". Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 05, 2026 07:49 AM (aKiSo) 19
It's gonna be a stretch.
Posted by: RandomDave's slacks at October 05, 2026 07:50 AM (2Ez/1) 20
3 days of radiation and one of chemo this week. Brain cancer is a pain in the ass!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton Not gonna touch that. Wouldn't be prudent. Seriously JJ, prayers. Posted by: rickb223 at October 05, 2026 07:50 AM (y3C0K) 21
Don Black
Sen. Kennedy: Don't block younger candidates like Rubio, DeSantos, and Vance. Be a stalwart in the Senate. Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 05, 2026 07:50 AM (u82oZ) 22
H1Bullshit
The program imports roughly 120,000 workers each year, and keeps roughly 900,000 foreign workers in U.S. jobs. The total includes roughly 750,000 H-1B workers, plus at least 100,000 spouses, nearly all of whom hold jobs that would otherwise be held by skilled American college graduates. Posted by: r hennigantx at October 05, 2026 07:51 AM (/+uur) Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 05, 2026 07:52 AM (u82oZ) 24
Sen. John Kennedy: I’m Thinking About Running for President
===== Yeah me too I'm also thinking about throwing my hat in the ring. Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 05, 2026 07:52 AM (RIvkX) 25
The program imports roughly 120,000 workers each year, and keeps roughly 900,000 foreign workers in U.S. jobs.
The program is designed to destroy WASP culture—nothing more. Posted by: Community Notes at October 05, 2026 07:52 AM (a4flb) 26
Weaving the underwater baskets that Americans just won't weave!
Posted by: H1B spouses at October 05, 2026 07:53 AM (2Ez/1) 27
Prayers for JJ
Posted by: r hennigantx at October 05, 2026 07:53 AM (/+uur) 28
Good morning JJ and horde
I see its legal now for illegals to vote thanks to a two bit Commissar Judge Posted by: Skip at October 05, 2026 07:53 AM (ZvL9a) 29
r hennigantx
H1-B is a top donor request, and proof that elected Congressmen and Senators listen to donors, not their base in the citizenry. Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 05, 2026 07:54 AM (u82oZ) 30
For the third poll in a row, Minnesota's US Senate race is within a single point. Minnesota.
But the Dems are going to crush us into dust in a few weeks. Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 05, 2026 07:54 AM (gLYp7) 31
3 days of radiation and one of chemo this week. Brain cancer is a pain in the ass!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 05, 2026 07:49 AM (x0n13) ==== Practically a full time job. Fvck cancer. Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 05, 2026 07:55 AM (RIvkX) Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 05, 2026 07:56 AM (u82oZ) 33
The Cornell Seven case reflects a deeper cultural collapse, where the Sexual Revolution, pornification, and the loss of moral boundaries have made exploitation increasingly commonplace.
Second look at Bill Gothard's advice? Posted by: Community Notes at October 05, 2026 07:56 AM (a4flb) 34
I think the majority of the H1B horseshit is graft. It's a secondary effect when jobs are entered into the equation. And those numbers are suspect, fake and ghey.
Like most everything the government touches. Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 05, 2026 07:56 AM (RORbl) 35
440 pounds of cocaine. Is that a lot?
Posted by: Up Your Nose With a Rubber Hose at October 05, 2026 07:56 AM (EdP2u) 36
Is it possible to get rid of the ad with the woman whose nostrils have been surgically eliminated? It really grosses me out.
Posted by: Close The Fed at October 05, 2026 07:57 AM (lZILf) 37
Community Notes
From reports, the black frat boy was an instigator in the second group. Will he be charged? Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 05, 2026 07:57 AM (u82oZ) Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 05, 2026 07:58 AM (u82oZ) Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 05, 2026 07:59 AM (u82oZ) 40
440 pounds of cocaine. Is that a lot?
Posted by: Up Your Nose With a Rubber Hose 440 lbs of cocaine, three hookers & a weekend in Vegas. Posted by: rickb223 at October 05, 2026 07:59 AM (y3C0K) 41
Sen. John Kennedy: I’m Thinking About Running for President
please no enough with the cornpone quips Posted by: Don Black at October 05, 2026 07:48 AM (ZxPkt) I say that there is tighter than bark on a tree. Ol'Kennedy has a deep pocket but a short arm I tells ya. He's so poor he can't pay attention I reckon. That idiot running for President would make me about as happy as a dead pig in the sunshine. Posted by: Alabama Cornpone Voter at October 05, 2026 07:59 AM (/PLXT) 42
35 440 pounds of cocaine. Is that a lot?
Posted by: Up Your Nose With a Rubber Hose at October 05, 2026 07:56 AM (EdP2u) Just a pinch! - - Hunter Biden Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 05, 2026 07:59 AM (x0n13) 43
>Is it possible to get rid of the ad with the woman whose nostrils have been surgically eliminated? It really grosses me out.
Posted by: Close The Fed ---- Many people ask me that very question. 1 Get Firefox 2 Get Adblocker Ultimate 3 Enjoy Posted by: Don Black at October 05, 2026 08:00 AM (ZxPkt) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 05, 2026 08:00 AM (x0n13) 45
Good morning Horde thx JJ. Happy Monday.
Is it me or are the Dems getting crazier as the midterms approach? Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 05, 2026 08:01 AM (ofacb) Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 05, 2026 08:01 AM (u82oZ) 47
Because "the Cornell three and then four but really only one but i mean come on" takes too long to say.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 05, 2026 08:02 AM (aKiSo) 48
If John Cleese really wants to "engage " people, he should do a Muslim version of "The Life of Brian" but about Mohammed. Of course, he'd shortly afterwards be slaughtered.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 05, 2026 08:02 AM (JrHfD) 49
3 days of radiation and one of chemo this week. Brain cancer is a pain in the ass!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 05, 2026 07:49 AM (x0n13) Will say an extra prayer for you Posted by: It's me donna at October 05, 2026 08:02 AM (+gK6I) 50
I tell ya, it's damn hard to breathe!
Posted by: the woman whose nostrils have been surgically eliminated at October 05, 2026 08:03 AM (2Ez/1) 51
‘First Time in History’: Bessent Says Iran Faces Zero Oil Revenue This Week — Tehran Warns of Economic Crisis
Warning who, exactly? Themselves? This is what you wanted so this is what you get. Don't start crying now. It's embarrassing. Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 05, 2026 08:03 AM (6ydKt) 52
Good luck with the treatment JJ. God bless
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 05, 2026 08:04 AM (ofacb) 53
H1-B is a top donor request, and proof that elected Congressmen and Senators listen to donors, not their base in the citizenry.
If you want to see the policy preferences of the Top Donors™ undiluted, look at the fruit of Democrat "Leadership". High Immigration: labor exploitation, child prostitution High Inflation: Cantillion Effect Vanity Energy Projects: Carbon trading credits High Spending: Grift, fraud, NGO sinecures High Regulation: Moat around established organization IOW, The things that made the Top Donors™ wealthy are to be kept in place and expanded upon, because those policies worked to make Top Donors™ wealthy in the first place. To $50 Trillion and Beyond! Posted by: Community Notes at October 05, 2026 08:04 AM (a4flb) Posted by: Beau Biden's brother at October 05, 2026 08:04 AM (2Ez/1) 55
>John Kennedy, has name recognition!!! pfft.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton ---- He has that old time religion! Posted by: Don Black at October 05, 2026 08:05 AM (ZxPkt) 56
Cleese has gotten to the point where he is old enough to not care about muzzie reaction. Or the government's reaction for that matter
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 05, 2026 08:05 AM (ofacb) 57
President Foghorn Leghorn
Posted by: Don Black at October 05, 2026 08:06 AM (ZxPkt) 58
15 >Sen. John Kennedy: I’m Thinking About Running for President
----- please no enough with the cornpone quips Posted by: Don Black You're not one of those Goobers are you? Posted by: Taking Notes at October 05, 2026 08:06 AM (EdP2u) 59
Ah say, boy!
Posted by: The senior senator from Louisiana at October 05, 2026 08:07 AM (2Ez/1) 60
1 Get Firefox
2 Get Adblocker Ultimate 3 Enjoy Out of town and forced to use an iPad. Brave sucks on iPad. Safari + Ghostery = WIN! Posted by: Community Notes at October 05, 2026 08:07 AM (a4flb) 61
Not the answer the media was looking for.
“The Motive is Islam”: Airline Pilot Explains Cause of Hijackings to Shocked Newscaster "Byron, let's just stick to the technical aspects, here." lol Yeah lady, I'm sure you're all about learning the technical aspects of flying an airplane while your Jihadi co-pilot is stabbing you in the neck. Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 05, 2026 08:07 AM (6ydKt) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 05, 2026 08:07 AM (JrHfD) 63
You're sharp as a bowling ball, boy!
Posted by: The senior senator from Louisiana at October 05, 2026 08:09 AM (2Ez/1) 64
He's my favorite Senator. Part of his appeal is his lack of ambition. He gave a typical dilatory answer to a typical mushmedia question.
You can't say "no" because then people stop paying any attention at all. Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 05, 2026 08:10 AM (RIvkX) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 05, 2026 08:10 AM (JrHfD) 66
In today's column, Kurt Schlichter writes "Young men, if you’re not going to do the right thing simply because you don’t want to be a sleeve perv, do better"
What is a 'sleeve perv?' Is that MILslang, or college slang, or what? Posted by: gp at October 05, 2026 08:12 AM (Jr5Lq) 67
The Federalist says lawfare is Democrats tool, since winning elections is too tough. Going after Trump, his family, his lawyers and his supporters is their path forward. Jack Smith is just one of many subverting our judicial system to force Republicans into crazy persecutions.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 05, 2026 08:12 AM (I9RuV) 68
Is DNC Chairman Ken Martin showing up anywhere? Is he just a figurehead like Joey-in-the-basement? Posted by: Auspex at October 05, 2026 08:12 AM (Y8DZL) 69
> Sen. John Kennedy: I’m Thinking About Running for President
----------- So's 3/4 of Congress, half the sitting governors and a handful of state government lackeys. It's going to be another circus of the absurd. Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 05, 2026 08:13 AM (RORbl) 70
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John Kennedy, has name recognition!!! pfft. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 05, 2026 08:00 AM (x0n13) He is a jelly doughnut!!! Posted by: Cow Demon at October 05, 2026 08:14 AM (6jna9) 71
From reports, the black frat boy was an instigator in the second group. Will he be charged?
Oddly enough, I have zero opinion on the matter since my primary sources are the garbage enemedia. Today's world, in secular terms, is about Risk Mitigation, while the view from the edge of cliff is great, it doesn't take that many steps in a series of events to make it your last but most dramatic view. For those who have a Bible at hand, instructions are provided to avoid these very situations. Bill Gothard made them systematic Posted by: Community Notes at October 05, 2026 08:16 AM (a4flb) 72
I like Senator Cornbread better in the Senate, where he can hold hearings and be more prosecutorial
once you run for Preznit you gotta start kissing babies and going to state fairs to eat fried dough and stuff Posted by: Don Black at October 05, 2026 08:16 AM (ZxPkt) Posted by: Don Black at October 05, 2026 08:17 AM (ZxPkt) 74
I really hope that the terrorist pilot who tried to crash the FlyDubai jet is not put to death before Israel gets a chance to vigorously interrogate him. Once all his contacts and cells are identified, then feed him to the pigs.
Posted by: Bonecrusher at October 05, 2026 08:17 AM (JNTt1) 75
Is DNC Chairman Ken Martin showing up anywhere?
Is he just a figurehead like Joey-in-the-basement? Posted by: Auspex at October 05, 2026 08:12 AM Now do Mitch. Posted by: And Maxine at October 05, 2026 08:17 AM (2Ez/1) 76
"She's the leader of the Democrat Party and the reason there are directions on shampoo bottles."
Sen. John Kennedy (R) - LA on AOC Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 05, 2026 08:17 AM (6ydKt) 77
“How fast does the Beast [the presidential limo] travel?” he asked his entourage. “Almost 100 miles an hour,” he was told. “Get your asses in that car,” he said. “We’re going to Oklahoma.”
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _' at October 05, 2026 08:18 AM (vOxCS) 78
"The FBI knew the Trump-Russia collusion narrative was utter bunk even as it suggested otherwise to Congress, the courts and the public early in 2017."
Nearly 10 years ago. Yet... Posted by: guy who always says nothing will happen and is usually right at October 05, 2026 08:18 AM (MWfyi) 79
Jack Smith is just one of many subverting our judicial system
Mission Accomplished. Our Posted by: Community Notes at October 05, 2026 08:18 AM (a4flb) Posted by: Halfhand at October 05, 2026 08:18 AM (v5sqk) 81
Breitbart reminds us that illegal immigration is ONLY bad if the illegal immigrants are, repeat after me, “military age males”.
So, should we open borders to absolutely everyone else? Posted by: Cow Demon at October 05, 2026 08:18 AM (6jna9) 82
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So's 3/4 of Congress, half the sitting governors and a handful of state government lackeys. One-line zingers for the press and voters, not to be followed so much in voting. Posted by: Auspex at October 05, 2026 08:19 AM (Y8DZL) 83
Bonecrusher
I once commented to Captain Never Give Up that he would be an excellent interrogation leader. He agreed. Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 05, 2026 08:19 AM (u82oZ) 84
George "Goober" Lindsey wasn't really a Goober. Graduated college, briefly a teacher before going into acting. Minnie Pearl was also a college grad. Both had a long lucrative career playing hayseeds, but it was an act.
Now Stringbean-he was a Goober. Posted by: How-dee! at October 05, 2026 08:20 AM (EdP2u) 85
"For those who have a Bible at hand, instructions are provided to avoid these very situations. Bill Gothard made them systematic "
This Bill Gothard? "[March 2014] Bill Gothard, an Illinois-based advocate for home schooling and conservative dress who warned against rock music and debt, has resigned from the ministry he founded after allegations of sexually harassing women who worked at his ministry and failing to report child abuse cases." Posted by: gp at October 05, 2026 08:20 AM (Jr5Lq) Posted by: Don Black at October 05, 2026 08:20 AM (ZxPkt) 87
Sen. John Kennedy: I’m Thinking About Running for President So am I! Enroll now in the League of Patriots by sending a generous donation to the Reggae National Bank of the Bahamas. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 05, 2026 08:20 AM (eRlcH) 88
>>Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 05, 2026 07:37 AM (u82oZ)
Possibly the former, probably not the latter. Just happened to refresh and saw the MR. Spent most of the last 40 minutes on cat management, so just saw this. Posted by: Nazdar at October 05, 2026 08:20 AM (NcvvS) 89
Democrat mailers in Michigan seem focused on abortion and big pharma. They got nuthin and are trying to shore up AWFULS vote. Posted by: Auspex at October 05, 2026 08:20 AM (Y8DZL) 90
72 I like Senator Cornbread better in the Senate, where he can hold hearings and be more prosecutorial
once you run for Preznit you gotta start kissing babies and going to state fairs to eat fried dough and stuff Posted by: Don Black at October 05, 2026 08:16 AM (ZxPkt) Limbaugh pointed out once that one good reason to run for president is so that until the end of time you will be referred to as a “former presidential candidate”. Posted by: Cow Demon at October 05, 2026 08:21 AM (6jna9) 91
“How fast does the Beast [the presidential limo] travel?” he asked his entourage. “Almost 100 miles an hour,” he was told. “Get your asses in that car,” he said. “We’re going to Oklahoma.”
I'm impressed with the traffic choreography with every jurisdiction they blew threw to clear the highway in advance of a 100MPH VIP convoy. Posted by: Community Notes at October 05, 2026 08:21 AM (a4flb) 92
John Cleese offended someone so now he's going to have to write "I will not criticize Islam" 100 times. But first, spend a million bucks on defense lawyers.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 05, 2026 08:22 AM (6bqCp) 93
Good morning horde!
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 05, 2026 08:22 AM (ExV1e) 94
87Sen. John Kennedy: I’m Thinking About Running for President
So am I! Enroll now in the League of Patriots by sending a generous donation to the Reggae National Bank of the Bahamas. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh Only if you offer to match my contribution seven-fold! Posted by: Auspex at October 05, 2026 08:22 AM (Y8DZL) Posted by: Lizzy at October 05, 2026 08:22 AM (rOKnE) Posted by: Nazdar's cats at October 05, 2026 08:23 AM (RIvkX) 97
Mornin’, All. Happy Monday.
Posted by: Bulg at October 05, 2026 08:23 AM (77rzZ) 98
once you run for Preznit you gotta start kissing babies and going to state fairs to eat fried dough and stuff
Posted by: Don Black Decent State Fair on the White House lawn would be a wonderful thing. Posted by: Corn Dogs All Around! at October 05, 2026 08:24 AM (EdP2u) 99
Isn't it great we can start the week with good news from Brazil! Posted by: Lizzy at October 05, 2026 08:22 AM (rOKnE) Your South American Leader outfit: - Epaulettes - Peaked cap - Sunglasses - Sash Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 05, 2026 08:24 AM (eRlcH) 100
{{{Lizzy }}}
It is a good start. Trump has led the Western Hemisphere to rational governments. Canada, Cuba, and Mexico excluded. Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 05, 2026 08:24 AM (u82oZ) 101
Senator Kennedy needs a little extra spending money. At the appropriate time he will pull out of the race and (the biggie) pass his fed up Democrat followers to Trump. It's a two-fer. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _' at October 05, 2026 08:24 AM (vOxCS) 102
"[March 2014] Bill Gothard, an Illinois-based advocate for home schooling and conservative dress who warned against rock music and debt, has resigned from the ministry he founded after allegations of sexually harassing women who worked at his ministry and failing to report child abuse cases."
That is what his enemies say. I married one of the women who worked at his ministries—and have a much different picture than the blood libel against him. Posted by: Community Notes at October 05, 2026 08:25 AM (a4flb) Posted by: B. Ives at October 05, 2026 08:25 AM (2Ez/1) 104
once you run for Preznit you gotta start kissing babies and going to state fairs to eat fried dough and stuff Posted by: Don Black Obama always thought babies ought to be kissing him. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 05, 2026 08:25 AM (eRlcH) 105
Meet Otis.
He's a police K9 in Alhambra, California, and he just had a banger of a day. "Wait til Otis sees us, he loves us." Posted by: r hennigantx at October 05, 2026 08:25 AM (/+uur) 106
You cannot make this stuff up - how is this still happening in 2026?
https://tinyurl.com/2fme6zc2 Posted by: Lizzy at October 05, 2026 08:26 AM (rOKnE) 107
Posted by: Corn Dogs All Around! at October 05, 2026 08:24 AM (EdP2u)
===== There's a place right across from the hospital and I wanted one after my colonoscopy last week but Mrs. F. she said there's "no way." Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 05, 2026 08:26 AM (RIvkX) 108
Kennedy has never done a single thing.
He sits in a office and writes one liners. Posted by: r hennigantx at October 05, 2026 08:27 AM (/+uur) 109
Biden judge rules that law punishing illegals who vote in elections is 'unconstitutional'
-- I cannot wrap my head around this absolute absurdity. This Biden judge needs to be thrown in the drink without a life preserver. Nothing like making up "law" out of thin air. What a disgrace. Posted by: Lady in Black at October 05, 2026 08:27 AM (qBdHI) 110
>>Mamdani Antisemitism Plan May Fund Muslim Group That Celebrated Oct 7
Funds the vile Linda Sarsour's group. JJ, so glad you got out of NYC!! Posted by: Lizzy at October 05, 2026 08:28 AM (rOKnE) 111
Only Canada, Cuba, and Mexico remain as Commie Bastions in our entire Hemisphere.
Posted by: MAGA Rolls On! at October 05, 2026 08:28 AM (EdP2u) 112
Lizzy
There is a long history of life-ending stupidity in human cultures. Look up how many men Paraguay had left after the War of the Triple Alliance. Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 05, 2026 08:29 AM (u82oZ) 113
Biden judge rules that law punishing illegals who vote in elections is 'unconstitutional' Why are judges doing this instead of ruling that the Pitch Clock is unconstitutional? Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 05, 2026 08:29 AM (eRlcH) 114
My new air matress lasted four days before the cats punctured it. It came supplied with but one patch. I ordered more.
Posted by: gp at October 05, 2026 08:30 AM (Jr5Lq) 115
>>It is a good start. Trump has led the Western Hemisphere to rational governments.
Cutting off USAID has been revelatory! Turns out a part of our government were the evil American empire foreigners claimed. . . Posted by: Lizzy at October 05, 2026 08:30 AM (rOKnE) 116
108 Kennedy has never done a single thing.
He sits in a office and writes one liners. Posted by: r hennigantx Someone has to do it! Posted by: Zombie Henny Youngman at October 05, 2026 08:30 AM (EdP2u) 117
A psychopath she may be, but she is also a leader a rebellion — exactly as her hordes of followers are telling us.
Lindsay Clancy’s Revolt -- Sad, pathetic, unhappy cat women band together to fight in a "rebellion" looking for oppression that doesn't exist. What embarrassing fools. Hooking your wagon to a 3x child murderer. What a great icon, you idiotic hags. *slow clap* Posted by: Lady in Black at October 05, 2026 08:31 AM (qBdHI) 118
I hate to make it some sort of arch-villain but the results since USAID was cut are undeniable.
And it's not just anti-America it was funding around the world. Domestically, it's clear it was fully funding an anti-white agenda. Not just woke and propping up minorities, but to make whites ashamed to be white. And it has worked massively well. On liberals, especially women. Years ago, a blogger during the W years would warn that, if whites voted as a racial bloc, Dems would be wiped out. I don't think he anticipated that Dems knew that. And every since Obama it's been a massive firehose of "ashamed to be white" drenching America. Funded by our tax dollars. And seeing it end is a massive revelation. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 05, 2026 08:31 AM (3cUTc) 119
Good morning, J.J.
Good morning, Horde. Posted by: Inogame at October 05, 2026 08:31 AM (53oGX) Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 05, 2026 08:32 AM (u82oZ) 121
In N IL, we are enjoying a long period of very lovely fair weather. Hope this observation doesn't jinx it.
Posted by: gp at October 05, 2026 08:32 AM (Jr5Lq) 122
>>Posted by: Nazdar's cats at October 05, 2026 08:23 AM (RIvkX)
Didn't say who was managing whom, of course. Posted by: Nazdar at October 05, 2026 08:32 AM (NcvvS) 123
ICE classifies countries that refuse or delay deportations for their nationals as “uncooperative” or “recalcitrant,” and under the court case Zadvydas v. Davis (2001), the Supreme Court ruled that migrants waiting for deportation cannot be held indefinitely and that authorities like ICE can generally only hold them for a six-month period. This has led to thousands of illegals subject to deportation orders, including convicted criminals, being released back into the United States. . .
Allowing deportations to these third countries destroys any leverage over the United States that countries have by rejecting the deportation of their nationals. It also greatly reduces the incentives for migrants to obstruct their return by destroying their papers and otherwise refusing to help facilitate their removal, as the consequence can be deportation to somewhere like the Central African Republic rather than release into the United States. We have to deport them somewhere so that we don't detain them too long. Those are the rules, immigration activists, you're getting what you demanded! Posted by: Lizzy at October 05, 2026 08:34 AM (rOKnE) 124
Not in JJ reports but may I?
Why all the monthly Big Govt reports? We are a 350 M pop with a $40 T economy. Nothing reported monthly makes any sense. I think the Monthly Reporting Gang is just another way to hang off the Big Govt teat. Posted by: r hennigantx at October 05, 2026 08:34 AM (/+uur) 125
Already making preparations for the TxMoMe. Now that I'm coming you can be assured of three solid days of torrential downpours. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 05, 2026 08:35 AM (eRlcH) Processing 0.03, elapsed 0.0278 seconds. |
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