Of Course: Texas Police and FBI Disrupt Planned Terror Attack to "Shoot Up" the State Capitol, Out of Antisemitic Animus

No statement that he's a citizen.

So maybe he's one of those Doctors and Engineers our country would collapse without.

Texas authorities and the FBI on Thursday stated that they had thwarted a plan to attack the State Capitol in Austin.
Benny Caldera, 40, was arrested in his home in connection with the matter, Fox News reported. Authorities reportedly received a tip on Tuesday about a possible attack on the Capitol.
Caldera was reportedly angry with the American Israeli Public Affairs Committee (AIPAC), a prominent pro-Israel organization that has become a lightning rod for opposition to the ongoing conflicts in the Middle East.

M.A. Rothman
@MichaelARothman
𝐒𝐖𝐀𝐓 𝐀𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐒 𝐁𝐄𝐍𝐍𝐘 𝐂𝐀𝐋𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐀 𝐀𝐓 𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐃𝐎𝐎𝐑𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐏
Texas DPS SWAT officers arrested 40-year-old Benny Caldera Jr. at 3 a.m. Wednesday at his home in Converse, outside San Antonio, after a tip that he planned to attack the Texas State Capitol in Austin, authorities said Thursday.
The tip came from a friend who got a farewell message from him. According to arrest documents, Caldera wrote: "𝘐 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶, 𝘪𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘮𝘦 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯 ... 𝘐 𝘢𝘮 𝘨𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘊𝘢𝘱𝘪𝘵𝘰𝘭 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘐 𝘢𝘮 𝘨𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘴∗𝘰𝘰𝘵 𝘪𝘵 𝘶𝘱."
The same documents say he told that friend he was angry at AIPAC and that "𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘴𝘦 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘦𝘹𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘥," NBCDFW reported. 𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐚 𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐠𝐮𝐧 𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐚 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐚 𝐩𝐫𝐨-𝐈𝐬𝐫𝐚𝐞𝐥 𝐥𝐨𝐛𝐛𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐩.
He was first charged with a felony terroristic threat against a public servant and held on a $75,000 bond. By Wednesday evening he was in federal custody. Records show he was arrested in 2023 for carrying an unlicensed firearm. 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐧 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐚 𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐥𝐞 𝐬𝐡∗𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐞𝐝.
The Daily Wire notes the arrest comes amid a steady stream of political attacks on AIPAC, and cites federal filings that rank the group 191st in lobbying spend in 2024 at $3.3 million. Rhetoric about a group of Americans has consequences, and this time the police got there first.

BREAKING: Authorities say they thwarted an alleged plot to attack the Texas State Capitol on the same day President Trump is scheduled to visit the state.

Jonathan Hunt reports 40-year-old Benny Caldera was arrested near San Antonio after authorities received a tip about an… pic.twitter.com/Uyx0VKwlec
— Fox News (@FoxNews) October 1, 2026

BREAKING: Benny Caldera Jr. was arrested by the FBI and Texas authorities after he allegedly planned to carry out a terrorist attack on the Texas State Capitol.

After initially being RELEASED on a $75,000 bond, he was taken into custody again by federal officials on additional… pic.twitter.com/2o9vLEMa3P
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) October 1, 2026

🚨 UPDATE: An anti-Israel TERRORIST PLOT against the Texas Capitol was just FOILED by the FBI and Texas authorities

"Angry at AIPAC. These people have to be exterminated!"

"I am going to the Capitol and I'm going to SH00T it up." — Benny Caldera, Jr.

THANK GOD HE'S IN CUSTODY… pic.twitter.com/goNXswHqMT
— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) October 1, 2026

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:13 PM

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1 THE BLADE ... JUST, THE BLADE

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 01, 2026 12:13 PM (iFTx/)

2 RELEASED?

Thank God for the Feds.

Posted by: Crusader at October 01, 2026 12:13 PM (TN0g+)

3 Yellowstone Caldera > Benny Caldera

Posted by: far cry at October 01, 2026 12:15 PM (vD0EW)

4 Well ...

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 01, 2026 12:15 PM (FuJQi)

5 2 RELEASED?

Thank God for the Feds.

Posted by: Crusader at October 01, 2026 12:13 PM (TN0g+)

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Pure supposition, but there may have been collaboration between state and Fed agencies to get him into the Fed system faster in order to face federal terrorism charges sooner.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 01, 2026 12:16 PM (U/fqy)

6 Oddly enough, this won't be considered 'stochastic terrorism' caused by incessant propaganda against AIPAC.

Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at October 01, 2026 12:16 PM (Yx5tR)

7 Dude has crazy eyes...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 01, 2026 12:16 PM (RORbl)

8 I looked up some links to see if there's any info - I found some MSN site that had the topline of "What we know about Benny Caldera Jr."

and underneath that heading was Jack and Shit.

thanks a lot you intrepid reporters.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 01, 2026 12:16 PM (QUyUJ)

9
The message has been sent to the street thugs from the top commies throughout the western world: Kill the right target and you'll go free.

Posted by: Auspex at October 01, 2026 12:16 PM (Y8DZL)

10 Texas authorities and the FBI on Thursday stated that they had thwarted a plan to attack the State Capitol in Austin.

Benny Caldera, 40, was arrested in his home in connection with the matter, Fox News reported.

I find it difficult to take seriously a threat from a guy named Benny.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 01, 2026 12:17 PM (Riz8t)

11 He looks like a real winner and entirely sane.

Posted by: pookysgirl should not need a sarc tag at October 01, 2026 12:17 PM (Wt5PA)

12 AKA Volcano Benny.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 01, 2026 12:17 PM (ZLygy)

13
Stochastic terrorism, anyone?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 01, 2026 12:17 PM (eRlcH)

14 Thank goodness for social media?

Nutjobs got to announce their plans with punk monologuing.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 01, 2026 12:17 PM (FuJQi)

15 So he was so mad at the AIPAC people in Washington, DC that he decided to shoot up a bunch of non-Jews in Austin, Texas? OK.

Posted by: Lurkyloo at October 01, 2026 12:17 PM (Ebrn2)

16 Johnny Sadrith Mora > Benny Caldera

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 01, 2026 12:17 PM (IhL8c)

17 Wait, you keep terrorists in custody?

-UK

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 01, 2026 12:18 PM (2UnvF)

18 Oddly enough, this won't be considered 'stochastic terrorism' caused by incessant propaganda against AIPAC.

That's because people who say "stochastic" generally have no idea what it means.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 01, 2026 12:18 PM (Riz8t)

19
I find it difficult to take seriously a threat from a guy named Benny.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 01, 2026 12:17 PM (Riz8t)

_________

Oh, Rochester!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 01, 2026 12:18 PM (eRlcH)

20 I find it difficult to take seriously a threat from a guy named Benny.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 01, 2026 12:17 PM (Riz8t)

Don't mess with Benny Goodman.

Jack Benny would cut your throat for a five dollar bill on the ground.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 01, 2026 12:18 PM (Y/06r)

21 So he was so mad at the AIPAC people in Washington, DC that he decided to shoot up a bunch of non-Jews in Austin, Texas? OK.

Yeah, Burkina Faso really dodged a bullet.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 01, 2026 12:18 PM (Riz8t)

22 I for one welcome our new Mgid overlords.

Posted by: Accomack at October 01, 2026 12:19 PM (9sK1w)

23 Don’t mess with Texas —> Import those who will

Posted by: Lizzy at October 01, 2026 12:19 PM (4KUe5)

24 I find it difficult to take seriously a threat from a guy named Benny.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 01, 2026 12:17 PM (Riz8t)

He's helpless without the Jets.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 01, 2026 12:19 PM (4znQE)

25 Benny and the Feds >> Benny and the Jets

Posted by: mrp at October 01, 2026 12:19 PM (rj6Yv)

26 The jooz run Texas too?

This was never discussed at the meetings.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 01, 2026 12:20 PM (GOuGd)

27 The world’s oldest hatred… antisemitism

Same theme as the demon copilot who tried to kill a plane full of Jews yesterday

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 01, 2026 12:20 PM (j8E+e)

28 Dumbass.

Posted by: huerfano at October 01, 2026 12:20 PM (2Xqig)

29 > The message has been sent to the street thugs from the top commies throughout the western world: Kill the right target and you'll go free.
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The American judiciary is squarely aligned with the left. It's rare to see one of the left's foot soldiers put in prison with out some sort of unusual circumstances.

But a Trump supporter who defiles a pro-transgender display? Yeah... 10 years hard time for a "hate crime."

We be rightly fucked...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 01, 2026 12:20 PM (RORbl)

30 Vote Democrat. We need more of this.

Posted by: Iranian Side Piece at October 01, 2026 12:20 PM (ReYtg)

31 2 RELEASED?

Well, he was apparently targeting politicians, not actual human beings.

"I'm going to show The Juice by shooting Texas legislators!" is a new one.

This guy sounds plain crazy, as opposed to being an austere religious scholar.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at October 01, 2026 12:20 PM (BHTo4)

32 He looks like that one French actor from the early 2000s

... Rene... Rene something or other.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 01, 2026 12:21 PM (vJrRc)

33 Caldera blew his top, huh? Probably has a volcanic personality.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at October 01, 2026 12:21 PM (Fv808)

34
Same theme as the demon copilot who tried to kill a plane full of Jews yesterday
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 01, 2026 12:20 PM (j8E+e)

Not true !.. It was just a skirmish...

Posted by: The media at October 01, 2026 12:21 PM (+gK6I)

35 32 He looks like that one French actor from the early 2000s

... Rene... Rene something or other.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 01, 2026 12:21 PM (vJrRc)

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Jean Reno.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 01, 2026 12:21 PM (U/fqy)

36 Missed the last thread. How long before the murderer sues the state?

Posted by: J. Swift at October 01, 2026 12:21 PM (wOcsm)

37 Benny and the Jets > Benny Caldera

Posted by: Diogenes at October 01, 2026 12:21 PM (2WIwB)

38 Kill the right target and you'll go free.

Posted by: Auspex at October 01, 2026 12:16 PM (Y8DZL)

Yup

Posted by: Cora, Dawson and Callan at October 01, 2026 12:21 PM (enkoP)

39 I find it difficult to take seriously a threat from a guy named Benny.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 01, 2026 12:17 PM (Riz8t)

What about Benny Hana. That guy was deadly with a blade.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 01, 2026 12:21 PM (ExV1e)

40 Our terrrorism experts agree that the suspect may be a White Christian Nationalist.

Posted by: CNN at October 01, 2026 12:22 PM (0256r)

41 Is Benny a Hasan Piker fan-boi?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 01, 2026 12:22 PM (FuJQi)

42 Jean Reno.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films

That's the one! Thank you

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 01, 2026 12:22 PM (vJrRc)

43 42 Jean Reno.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films

That's the one! Thank you

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 01, 2026 12:22 PM (vJrRc)

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I'll never forget his powerhouse performance in Godzilla.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 01, 2026 12:22 PM (U/fqy)

44 Why on earth do people think they can put any crazy thing ( such as killing Jewish people ) on internet and nobody notices or reports it?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 01, 2026 12:23 PM (JrHfD)

45 There's a whole lotta crazy out there these days. And it's becoming more and more active. I put a huge blame on the "media" for stoking raging hatred that can't be contained by people that are easily led.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 01, 2026 12:23 PM (qBdHI)

46 What about Benny Hana. That guy was deadly with a blade.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 01, 2026 12:21 PM (ExV1e)

Yeah - but Benny is nothing without the Jets...

Posted by: Boswell at October 01, 2026 12:23 PM (NTVPI)

47 Good afternoon Ace and everyone

Posted by: Skip at October 01, 2026 12:24 PM (aeK4B)

48 Benny Mardones > Benny Caldera Jr.

Posted by: Worst Video Ever at October 01, 2026 12:24 PM (w+jhU)

49 Why on earth do people think they can put any crazy thing (such as killing Jewish people) on internet and nobody notices or reports it?

Because they expect it to be celebrated? And why wouldn’t they?

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 01, 2026 12:24 PM (5eV6x)

50 Ok, ok. The Blade will ask the question that many of us are doubtless thinking:

Was this a real terror plot or another drooling retard instigated to talking shit about being tough?

I have to ask.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 01, 2026 12:24 PM (iFTx/)

51 What about that man who invented that cute little car, Benny Cooper?

What? Oh....

Never mind.

Posted by: Emily Litella at October 01, 2026 12:25 PM (0256r)

52 Yeah - but Benny is nothing without the Jets...

That is a Hill to die on.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 01, 2026 12:25 PM (5eV6x)

53 26 The jooz run Texas too?

This was never discussed at the meetings.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 01, 2026 12:20 PM (GOuGd)

Obviously this was a result of compartmentalization. This was need to know- and you didn't need to know. Jewish dreidels within dreidels.

As a joke, this might be funny. But people really do think like this. One thing is disproven, so they jump to another thing that makes the target even more nefarious. Like Butler. Trump gets shot at under suspicious circumstances. That just means HE orchestrated the whole thing for sympathy! And he was willing to have his own followers shot for cover! He's so fucking evil!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 01, 2026 12:25 PM (Y/06r)

54 Jean Russo in the movie 'Wasabi.'

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 01, 2026 12:25 PM (FuJQi)

55 He looks like that one French actor from the early 2000s

... Rene... Rene something or other.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 01, 2026 12:21 PM (vJrRc)

Jean Reno. Ze Professional. Also in Ronin.

Posted by: far cry at October 01, 2026 12:25 PM (vD0EW)

56 Why on earth do people think they can put any crazy thing ( such as killing Jewish people ) on internet and nobody notices or reports it?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

We're not dealing rocket surgeons here.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 01, 2026 12:26 PM (ZLygy)

57 The look on Benny’s face screams I just nutted the neighbors cat.

Posted by: Iranian Side Piece at October 01, 2026 12:26 PM (ReYtg)

58 Reports of utility explosions in downtown SF

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 01, 2026 12:26 PM (GOuGd)

59 Swarthy looking fellow, in't he?

Posted by: garrett at October 01, 2026 12:26 PM (vNne8)

60 Because they expect it to be celebrated? And why wouldn’t they?
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 01, 2026 12:24 PM (5eV6x)

See Macklemore ... His anti-Jewish/ pro palestine rant at that concert has gotten his Free palestine tour sold out. Hate sells... .

Posted by: The media at October 01, 2026 12:27 PM (+gK6I)

61 49 Why on earth do people think they can put any crazy thing (such as killing Jewish people) on internet and nobody notices or reports it?

Because they expect it to be celebrated? And why wouldn’t they?
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 01, 2026 12:24 PM (5eV6x)

Social media is very, very good at driving people to try to outdo each other, and then someone decides to make it real.

This is also partly why all the whackados are killing their kids. It is like they are being given social approval.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 01, 2026 12:27 PM (Y/06r)

62 He was first charged with a felony terroristic threat against a public servant and held on a $75,000 bond.

________________________

$75,000 Bond seems kind of low for taking steps to gun down people at the State Capitol.

Posted by: Orson at October 01, 2026 12:27 PM (dIske)

63 Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 01, 2026 12:24 PM (5eV6x)

Because people celebrating it doesn't negate that some people are appalled and the information will be sent somewhere. I guess they like the celebration too much to worry about any consequences.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 01, 2026 12:27 PM (JrHfD)

64 50 Ok, ok. The Blade will ask the question that many of us are doubtless thinking:

Was this a real terror plot or another drooling retard instigated to talking shit about being tough?

I have to ask.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 01, 2026 12:24 PM (iFTx/)

Pic looks like Arab ancestry...and you had the activation of the pilot yesterday...so probably a better safe than sorry play...

Posted by: Nova Local at October 01, 2026 12:27 PM (tOcjL)

65 55 He looks like that one French actor from the early 2000s

... Rene... Rene something or other.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 01, 2026 12:21 PM (vJrRc)

Jean Reno. Ze Professional. Also in Ronin.
Posted by: far cry at October 01, 2026 12:25 PM (vD0EW)

Very good. Even in the horrible Matthew Broderick Godzilla movie.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 01, 2026 12:27 PM (Y/06r)

66 Midterms crazy month of October "surprises".

Posted by: mrp at October 01, 2026 12:27 PM (rj6Yv)

67 SF going green on energy or sewage?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 01, 2026 12:27 PM (FuJQi)

68 Benny Hill was a funny guy. This retard? Not so much.

Benny Mardones not only openly sang about sex with a 16 year old girl, he taunted the people who told him to leave her alone.

And his song was a big wedding song that year. Did nobody listen to the fucking lyrics????

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 01, 2026 12:28 PM (iFTx/)

69 Stochastic terrorism, anyone?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 01, 2026 12:17 PM

That's (D)ifferent.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 01, 2026 12:28 PM (/C5Rl)

70

She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know, I read it in a magazine, oh-oh
B-B-B-Bennie and the Feds

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 01, 2026 12:28 PM (Cqx++)

71 66 Midterms crazy month of October "surprises".

Posted by: mrp at October 01, 2026 12:27 PM (rj6Yv)

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"We're launching lawsuits to end ICE and IRGC endorsed us."
-Democrats' October so far

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 01, 2026 12:28 PM (U/fqy)

72 Reports of utility explosions in downtown SF
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Transformers?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 01, 2026 12:28 PM (ZLygy)

73 If ever I am about to be arrested, I will repeatedly shout Allahu Akbar! After arrest, I will get top-class pro bono legal representation, be favorably interviewed by every left wing infotainment outlet, and soon the charges against me will be dropped.

Convince me I'm wrong.

Posted by: Gref at October 01, 2026 12:29 PM (5rh/l)

74 Jean Reno. Ze Professional. Also in Ronin.
Posted by: far cry at October 01, 2026 12:25 PM

Jean Reno >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Janet Reno

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 01, 2026 12:29 PM (0sNs1)

75 Benny Mardones > Benny Caldera Jr.
Posted by: Worst Video Ever at October 01, 2026 12:24 PM (w+jhU)

She’s just 16 years old, leave her alone they say….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 01, 2026 12:29 PM (j8E+e)

76 As a joke, this might be funny. But people really do think like this.
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I've had many "conversations" with dementia patients like that. It goes around and around and around...

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 01, 2026 12:29 PM (GOuGd)

77 The jooz run Texas too?

This was never discussed at the meetings.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
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Bucky Goldstein. Wasn't that the name from the Steven Wright bit?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 01, 2026 12:29 PM (JzUSu)

78 [I find it difficult to take seriously a threat from a guy named Benny.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 01, 2026 12:17 PM

[ Benjamin 'Bugsy' Siegel has entered the chat ]

Posted by: toby928(c) at October 01, 2026 12:30 PM (4NO2D)

79 >> Benny Mardones not only openly sang about sex with a 16 year old girl

I fail to see the problem.

Posted by: mohamed at October 01, 2026 12:30 PM (ReYtg)

80 >>72 Reports of utility explosions in downtown SF

Explosions of a large enough size could improve a lot of San Francisco.

Posted by: garrett at October 01, 2026 12:30 PM (vNne8)

81 72 Reports of utility explosions in downtown SF
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Transformers?
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 01, 2026 12:28 PM (ZLygy)

*laughs in decepticon*

Posted by: Megatron's Fleshlight That Transforms Into a TShirt Cannon at October 01, 2026 12:30 PM (BHTo4)

82 He looks like that one French actor from the early 2000s

... Rene... Rene something or other.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 01, 2026 12:21 PM

My thoughts exactly. He's let himself go.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 01, 2026 12:30 PM (/C5Rl)

83 Transformers?
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 01, 2026 12:28 PM (ZLygy)
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Perhaps several.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 01, 2026 12:31 PM (GOuGd)

84 The Blade needs to stop referring to himself in the third person. That's weird.

Posted by: dantesed at October 01, 2026 12:31 PM (Oy/m2)

85 Reports of utility explosions in downtown SF
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Transformers?
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 01, 2026 12:28 PM (ZLygy)
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I'll bet there's more than meets the eye going on here...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 01, 2026 12:31 PM (FZ29D)

86 82 He looks like that one French actor from the early 2000s

... Rene... Rene something or other.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 01, 2026 12:21 PM

My thoughts exactly. He's let himself go.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 01, 2026 12:30 PM (/C5Rl)

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"Incroyable!"
-Gerard Depardieu

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 01, 2026 12:31 PM (U/fqy)

87 He was first charged with a felony terroristic threat against a public servant and held on a $75,000 bond. By Wednesday evening he was in federal custody. Records show he was arrested in 2023 for carrying an unlicensed firearm.

Um, not in Texas he wasn't. We don't do that blue state shit.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 01, 2026 12:31 PM (nZ6VT)

88 76 As a joke, this might be funny. But people really do think like this.
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I've had many "conversations" with dementia patients like that. It goes around and around and around...
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 01, 2026 12:29 PM (GOuGd)

It's Hebrew turtles all the way down.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at October 01, 2026 12:32 PM (BHTo4)

89 I'm beginning to doubt Ace's commitment to "diversity is our strength."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 01, 2026 12:32 PM (3cUTc)

90 Records show he was arrested in 2023 for carrying an unlicensed firearm.

I don't recall when TX got constitutional carry but there is no such thing as as "licensed firearm" in TX.

Posted by: Oddbob at October 01, 2026 12:32 PM (vTZFs)

91 Transformers?
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 01, 2026 12:28 PM (ZLygy)

Or Beanie Babies.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 01, 2026 12:32 PM (4znQE)

92 89 I'm beginning to doubt Ace's commitment to "diversity is our strength."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 01, 2026 12:32 PM (3cUTc)

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Diversity is the strength of the elite to pit the populace against each other and consolidate power in the chaos.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 01, 2026 12:33 PM (U/fqy)

93 Same theme as the demon copilot who tried to kill a plane full of Jews yesterday
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 01, 2026 12:20 PM (j8E+e)

Not true !.. It was just a skirmish...
Posted by: The media at October 01, 2026 12:21 PM

A fracas.

Posted by: toby928(c) at October 01, 2026 12:33 PM (4NO2D)

94 Afternoon Ace
Mr Caldera seems to have a volcanic temper

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 01, 2026 12:33 PM (jivel)

95 He looks like that one French actor from the early 2000s

... Rene... Rene something or other.
Posted by: FeatherBlade

Jean Reno from The Professional?

Posted by: rickb223 at October 01, 2026 12:33 PM (nZ6VT)

96 8 [I find it difficult to take seriously a threat from a guy named Benny.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 01, 2026 12:17 PM

A threat in time saves nine.

Posted by: Benny Franklin at October 01, 2026 12:33 PM (enkoP)

97 Transformers?
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 01, 2026 12:28 PM (ZLygy)
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Perhaps several.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 01, 2026 12:31 PM (GOuGd)
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"We've got squirrels in the treeline! I repeat! squirrels in the treeline! Thousands of 'em!"

Posted by: mrp at October 01, 2026 12:33 PM (rj6Yv)

98 93 Same theme as the demon copilot who tried to kill a plane full of Jews yesterday
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 01, 2026 12:20 PM (j8E+e)

Not true !.. It was just a skirmish...
Posted by: The media at October 01, 2026 12:21 PM

A fracas.
Posted by: toby928(c) at October 01, 2026 12:33 PM (4NO2D)

A kerfuffle.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 01, 2026 12:33 PM (Y/06r)

99 "We've got squirrels in the treeline! I repeat! squirrels in the treeline! Thousands of 'em!"
Posted by: mrp at October 01, 2026 12:33 PM (rj6Yv)
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Uh, oh...

I don't have an alibi!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 01, 2026 12:34 PM (FZ29D)

100 Texas constitutional carry, enacted through House Bill 1927, was signed into law by Governor Greg Abbott on June 16, 2021, and officially took effect on September 1, 2021. Starting on that effective date, most legally eligible gun owners aged 21 and older were permitted to carry handguns openly or concealed in public without a License to Carry (LTC). You may now continue.

Posted by: @SOEarpiece at October 01, 2026 12:34 PM (4NO2D)

101 I've had many "conversations" with dementia patients like that. It goes around and around and around...
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Change dementia patient with democrat. It fits.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 01, 2026 12:34 PM (nZ6VT)

102 That Benny Mardones song, the lyrics really are creepy. But apparently the actual backstory is not…. Just a teen girl from a troubled family in his Miami neighborhood who he helped out. The girl apparently corroborates the innocent explanation
But the lyrics yes very creepy

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 01, 2026 12:35 PM (j8E+e)

103 This is clearly a false flag orchestrated by Benyamin Netanyahu himself!

Posted by: ballistic at October 01, 2026 12:35 PM (oqH4h)

104 >>"We've got squirrels in the treeline! I repeat! squirrels in the treeline! Thousands of 'em!"

You fucked with Squirrels Morty!

Posted by: garrett at October 01, 2026 12:35 PM (vNne8)

105 "These people need to be exterminated!"

You know who else said that?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 01, 2026 12:36 PM (5KN7H)

106 I don't have an alibi!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirr

Yes you do. You were teaching a class to the squirrels. I'll let you figure out the name of the class

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 01, 2026 12:36 PM (JrHfD)

107 Same theme as the demon copilot who tried to kill a plane full of Jews yesterday
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 01, 2026 12:20 PM (j8E+e)

Not true !.. It was just a skirmish...
Posted by: The media at October 01, 2026 12:21 PM

A fracas.
Posted by: toby928(c) at October 01, 2026 12:33 PM (4NO2D)

A kerfuffle.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

At least it wasn't a donnybrook.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 01, 2026 12:36 PM (nZ6VT)

108 104 >>"We've got squirrels in the treeline! I repeat! squirrels in the treeline! Thousands of 'em!"

You fucked with Squirrels Morty!

Posted by: garrett at October 01, 2026 12:35 PM (vNne

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*in before the "I hate Rick and Morty" comments*

Show is still funny.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 01, 2026 12:36 PM (U/fqy)

109 A kerfuffle.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 01, 2026 12:33 PM (Y/06r)

Just bit of tomfoolery

Posted by: Boswell at October 01, 2026 12:36 PM (NTVPI)

110 Same theme as the demon copilot who tried to kill a plane full of Jews yesterday
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 01, 2026 12:20 PM (j8E+e)

Not true !.. It was just a skirmish...
Posted by: The media at October 01, 2026 12:21 PM

A fracas.
Posted by: toby928(c) at October 01, 2026 12:33 PM (4NO2D)

A kerfuffle.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 01, 2026 12:33 PM (Y/06r)

A brouhaha

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 01, 2026 12:36 PM (j8E+e)

111 An altercation!

Posted by: George Bush at October 01, 2026 12:36 PM (zMXSI)

112 If Benny Caldera lived in England, he'd already be bailed out.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 01, 2026 12:36 PM (5KN7H)

113 The Blade needs to stop referring to himself in the third person. That's weird.
Posted by: dantesed at October 01, 2026 12:31 PM (Oy/m2)

My guess is he attended THE Ohio State University.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 01, 2026 12:37 PM (2WIwB)

114 Maybe an AIPAC Dingo ate Benny's baby.

Posted by: Worldwide Hebraic Conspiracy at October 01, 2026 12:37 PM (Fn+3X)

115 “It was a disagreement “

— BBC

One pilot wanted to stab the other to death, and darned if the other pilot disagreed with that course of action!
All quite civilized, nothing to get your knickers in a twist about!

Posted by: Lizzy at October 01, 2026 12:37 PM (4KUe5)

116 >>Show is still funny.

I haven't seen the last few seasons...

But, that Squirrel Bit was hysterical.

Posted by: garrett at October 01, 2026 12:37 PM (vNne8)

117 Jean Reno.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 01, 2026 12:21 PM (U/fqy)

Janet Reno had a stronger chin

Posted by: Kindltot at October 01, 2026 12:37 PM (rbvCR)

118 Same theme as the demon copilot who tried to kill a plane full of Jews yesterday
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 01, 2026 12:20 PM (j8E+e)

Not true !.. It was just a skirmish...
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My favorite *stupid* take on the plane thingy was that it may have JUST been a singular suicide attempt...and the fact that more than 150 Israelis would have died too would have been mere collateral damage.

Posted by: Crusader at October 01, 2026 12:37 PM (TN0g+)

119 If Benny Caldera lived in England, he'd already be bailed out.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 01, 2026 12:36 PM

In fairness, he was bailed out. Then the Feds grabbed him.

Posted by: toby928(c) at October 01, 2026 12:37 PM (4NO2D)

120 "Incroyable!"
-Gerard Depardieu
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 01, 2026 12:31 PM

Vous n'arrêtez pas d'employer ce mot. Je ne crois pas qu'il signifie ce que vous pensez qu'il signifie.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 01, 2026 12:38 PM (/C5Rl)

121 L oosen
A ntisemitic
V iolence
A ustin

Posted by: B Caldera at October 01, 2026 12:38 PM (R0XxO)

122 Just in time for Hassan Piker, who is coming to campaign for Talarico, to explain why this is a false flag plot by the Jews but also the terrorist is justified.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 01, 2026 12:38 PM (3cUTc)

123 The jooz run Texas too?
This was never discussed at the meetings.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Bucky Goldstein. Wasn't that the name from the Steven Wright bit?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba

He's just the scapegoat. The Yallbergs run everything.

Posted by: Candie Owens or someone like that at October 01, 2026 12:39 PM (VHUov)

124 Just bit of tomfoolery
Posted by: Boswell at October 01, 2026 12:36 PM (NTVPI)

I’ve always found that word hilarious. Like in My Fair Lady after the spectacular success at the ball, Professor Higgins and Pickering are congratulating themselves and Pickering says: Just a bit of tomfoolery…. Ha

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 01, 2026 12:39 PM (j8E+e)

125 Same theme as the demon copilot who tried to kill a plane full of Jews yesterday
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 01, 2026 12:20 PM (j8E+e)

Not true !.. It was just a skirmish...
Posted by: The media at October 01, 2026 12:21 PM

A fracas.
Posted by: toby928(c) at October 01, 2026 12:33 PM (4NO2D)

A kerfuffle.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

At least it wasn't a donnybrook.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 01, 2026 12:36 PM (nZ6VT)

***

The cockpit is no place to play Mumbly Peg.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 01, 2026 12:39 PM (2WIwB)

126

Boy, the National Socialists sure do hate those Jews.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at October 01, 2026 12:40 PM (VuTBl)

127 That Benny Mardones song, the lyrics really are creepy. But apparently the actual backstory is not…. Just a teen girl from a troubled family in his Miami neighborhood who he helped out. The girl apparently corroborates the innocent explanation
But the lyrics yes very creepy
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I'm going to remain a sceptic that he could take a 16-year old girl "into the night and show (her) love..." and have a perfectly legit non-creepy explanation.

Posted by: Crusader at October 01, 2026 12:40 PM (TN0g+)

128 120 "Incroyable!"
-Gerard Depardieu
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 01, 2026 12:31 PM

Vous n'arrêtez pas d'employer ce mot. Je ne crois pas qu'il signifie ce que vous pensez qu'il signifie.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 01, 2026 12:38 PM (/C5Rl)

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J'ai compris cette référence.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 01, 2026 12:40 PM (U/fqy)

129 "These people need to be exterminated!"

It's fascinating to me that so, so many Jews just don't think the left means it when they say stuff like this.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 01, 2026 12:40 PM (gLYp7)

130
Not true !.. It was just a skirmish...
Posted by: The media at October 01, 2026 12:21 PM

Off sock/

Posted by: It's me donna at October 01, 2026 12:40 PM (+gK6I)

131 My ad free bliss has come to an end. If I but brave’s shield up, the site won’t load. Prob user error of some sort.

Posted by: Piper at October 01, 2026 12:40 PM (ZdaMQ)

132 The Babylon Bee's thesaurus was getting a workout yesterday:

https://tinyurl.com/hf8zme9r

Posted by: pookysgirl, wrestling Lil Pooky for the keyboard at October 01, 2026 12:40 PM (Wt5PA)

133 >>>Texas DPS SWAT officers arrested 40-year-old Benny Caldera Jr. at 3 a.m.

Freaking millennials.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 01, 2026 12:40 PM (TxUdT)

134 The Blade is all that stands between allowing Sponge!! and Blonde Morticia stealing FIRSTs!!! on every thread.

Posted by: wqiuytrepoy at October 01, 2026 12:40 PM (Fn+3X)

135 That Benny Mardones song, the lyrics really are creepy. But apparently the actual backstory is not…. Just a teen girl from a troubled family in his Miami neighborhood who he helped out. The girl apparently corroborates the innocent explanation
But the lyrics yes very creepy
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 01, 2026 12:35 PM (j8E+e)
______

Yea, but that's almost certainly a cover story. The lyrics cannot be more clear that he is in romantic/intimate love with her. I think they made up the cover story to hide the ickyness of the lyrics.

It would be like Gene Simmons claiming "Christine Sixteen" is about a nice Jewish girl he helped learn Hebrew.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 01, 2026 12:40 PM (iFTx/)

136 The cockpit is no place to play Mumbly Peg.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 01, 2026 12:39 PM

We don't call it that anymore.

- Just the punchline

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 01, 2026 12:40 PM (/C5Rl)

137 I listened to some of Secretary Hegseth’s speech, gosh darn that man is awesome. Hope for the future is shining bright.

Posted by: Cray Cray at October 01, 2026 12:40 PM (ImvI1)

138 Not true !.. It was just a skirmish...
Posted by: The media

Gettysburg was a skirmish.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 01, 2026 12:41 PM (nZ6VT)

139 The cockpit is no place to play Mumbly Peg.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 01, 2026 12:39 PM (2WIwB)

George Carlin had all kinds of fun with the word someone decided should be designated to indicate as the place where the pilots sit…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 01, 2026 12:41 PM (j8E+e)

140 "Incroyable!"
-Gerard Depardieu
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 01, 2026 12:31 PM

Vous n'arrêtez pas d'employer ce mot. Je ne crois pas qu'il signifie ce que vous pensez qu'il signifie.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 01, 2026 12:38 PM (/C5Rl)

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J'ai compris cette référence.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films

*golf clap*

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 01, 2026 12:41 PM (vJrRc)

141 Good news, everyone! That incident in the plane wasn't terrorism!

Eric Abbenante
@EricAbbenante
Ana Kasparian thinks that the hijacking of the Israeli flight is 'fishy' and intimates it was a false flag. She is upset that she even has to cover the story period:

"Okay. God help me. Let's get to this next story because we have to talk about it.
This is a still developing story, and I don't trust the Israelis. I wouldn't trust the Israelis with anything.
Any narrative coming out of Israel, I don't I just I can't take it at face value. Sorry"

"Immediately jumping to the conclusion that the copilot is a jihadi. Doesn't make sense to me. Citation, please."

"Just yesterday, Netanyahu was saying that the Iranians are going to carry out some sort of attack against Israel ahead of the Israeli elections.
Everyone was saying, oh, here comes the false flag. Now, look, I'm not saying that this is a false flag. I don't know yet. I don't know yet. I think it's fishy."

'I think it's fishy' if you cannot label actual terrorism, terrorism.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 01, 2026 12:42 PM (ndZc7)

142 Burlington Public Schools

School officials are in panic mode over kids revolting against “Pride Day”

Kids refused to wear colors and some even chanted that their pronouns are USA

Posted by: SMOD at October 01, 2026 12:42 PM (RHGPo)

143 D-Day was just a minor scuffle.

Posted by: dantesed at October 01, 2026 12:42 PM (Oy/m2)

144 Not true !.. It was just a skirmish...
Posted by: The media

Gettysburg was a skirmish.
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Yep, part of the War of Northern Aggression.

Posted by: Crusader at October 01, 2026 12:43 PM (TN0g+)

145 Ana Kasparian thinks that the hijacking of the Israeli flight is 'fishy' and intimates it was a false flag. She is upset that she even has to cover the story period:

Patrick Clancy hypnotized them. He also hypnotized Ana Kasparian’s fish.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 01, 2026 12:43 PM (QCTJd)

146 D-Day was just a minor scuffle.
Posted by: dantesed

A dust-up.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 01, 2026 12:43 PM (ZLygy)

147 I don't recall when TX got constitutional carry but there is no such thing as as "licensed firearm" in TX.
Posted by: Oddbob at October 01, 2026 12:32 PM (vTZFs)

My AR is a licensed hairdresser.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 01, 2026 12:43 PM (ExV1e)

148 Texas constitutional carry, [ ... ] officially took effect on September 1, 2021.

So there are a lot of things he could have been doing with a gun that might have been illegal but "carrying an unlicensed firearm" is not one of them. That's sloppy and/or ignorant reporting on somebody's part.

Posted by: Oddbob at October 01, 2026 12:43 PM (vTZFs)

149 145 Ana Kasparian thinks that the hijacking of the Israeli flight is 'fishy' and intimates it was a false flag. She is upset that she even has to cover the story period:

Patrick Clancy hypnotized them. He also hypnotized Ana Kasparian’s fish.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 01, 2026 12:43 PM (QCTJd)

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"Palestinians have every right to commit terrorism and should do it because of the genocide. Also, they never commit terrorism because they're too moral and Israelis are the real monsters."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 01, 2026 12:44 PM (U/fqy)

150 Freaking millennials.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder

Yeah, you don't see us Boomers going off the rails like this.

Posted by: Old Man Adams, The Sourest Man In Town at October 01, 2026 12:44 PM (Fn+3X)

151 School officials are in panic mode over kids revolting against “Pride Day”

Kids refused to wear colors and some even chanted that their pronouns are USA
Posted by: SMOD

School officials: "We didn't meant that you should question our authority and rebel against our oppressive social mores!"

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 01, 2026 12:44 PM (vJrRc)

152 >>"Immediately jumping to the conclusion that the copilot is a jihadi. Doesn't make sense to me. Citation, please."

She's right. We need a DNA test to be certain.

Posted by: garrett at October 01, 2026 12:44 PM (vNne8)

153 Spotsylvania was less than a skirmish. A minor fracas

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 01, 2026 12:44 PM (j8E+e)

154 Why did Mossad get Benny Caldera to do this?

The answer today on my show!

Posted by: Candace, the Lesbo dater at October 01, 2026 12:44 PM (Lhncr)

155 He was first charged with a felony terroristic threat against a public servant and held on a $75,000 bond. By Wednesday evening he was in federal custody. Records show he was arrested in 2023 for carrying an unlicensed firearm.

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Just a note.

It doesn't say which state he was arrested for the unlicensed firearm.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 01, 2026 12:45 PM (U/fqy)

156 128 120 "Incroyable!"
-Gerard Depardieu
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 01, 2026 12:31 PM

Vous n'arrêtez pas d'employer ce mot. Je ne crois pas qu'il signifie ce que vous pensez qu'il signifie.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 01, 2026 12:38 PM (/C5Rl)

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J'ai compris cette référence.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 01, 2026 12:40 PM (U/fqy)

¿No podemos hablar español como los estadounidenses de bien?

Posted by: Piper at October 01, 2026 12:45 PM (ZdaMQ)

157 J'ai compris cette référence.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
________

From you, I was expecting Je ne comprends pas.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 01, 2026 12:45 PM (JzUSu)

158 That's sloppy and/or ignorant reporting on somebody's part.
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Oh, we've got both kinds...sloppy and ignorant!

Posted by: Bob Country Media Bunker at October 01, 2026 12:45 PM (TN0g+)

159 J'ai compris cette référence.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 01, 2026 12:40 PM

*le clap du golf*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 01, 2026 12:45 PM (/C5Rl)

160 157 J'ai compris cette référence.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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From you, I was expecting Je ne comprends pas.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 01, 2026 12:45 PM (JzUSu)

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Well, you see, I can actually read French.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 01, 2026 12:45 PM (U/fqy)

161 Is Ana Kasparian really that retarded?? And here there was a brief millisecond where I thought she might’ve been red pilled. Stupid me

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 01, 2026 12:45 PM (j8E+e)

162 The cockpit is no place to play Mumbly Peg.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 01, 2026 12:39 PM (2WIwB)
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I hope that gets added into the next version of the training manual for pilots.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 01, 2026 12:45 PM (FZ29D)

163 Petey ain't got no lice'm, but he sho' got a lot of fleas.

Posted by: Stymie Beard, Our Gang at October 01, 2026 12:46 PM (Fn+3X)

164 ...but there is no such thing as as "licensed firearm" in TX.
Posted by: Oddbob at October 01, 2026 12:32 PM (vTZFs)

I was wondering that same thing.
Licensed?

Posted by: Diogenes at October 01, 2026 12:46 PM (2WIwB)

165 >>Is Ana Kasparian really that retarded?? And here there was a brief millisecond where I thought she might’ve been red pilled.

Apparently, she needs another homeless man to dry hump some more sense into her.

Posted by: garrett at October 01, 2026 12:46 PM (vNne8)

166 161 Is Ana Kasparian really that retarded?? And here there was a brief millisecond where I thought she might’ve been red pilled. Stupid me

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 01, 2026 12:45 PM (j8E+e)

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She's a committed ideologue, so she is primarily concerned with justifying her ideology over anything else.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 01, 2026 12:46 PM (U/fqy)

167 You people with the French… I read French like Joey Tribiani speaks French. No comprende…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 01, 2026 12:46 PM (j8E+e)

168 The cockpit is no place to play Mumbly Peg.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 01, 2026 12:39 PM

We don't call it that anymore.

- Just the punchline

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 01, 2026 12:40 PM (/C5Rl)

What? How about speech challenged Peg?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 01, 2026 12:47 PM (TxUdT)

169 Ana Kasparian thinks that the hijacking of the Israeli flight is 'fishy' and intimates it was a false flag. She is upset that she even has to cover the story period:

"Immediately jumping to the conclusion that the copilot is a jihadi. Doesn't make sense to me. Citation, please."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 01, 2026 12:42 PM (ndZc7)

How about AirDubai as a source?

"There is no other way to put it, we hired the services of a terrorist and nearly caused the deaths of 180 people," the source said.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 01, 2026 12:47 PM (gLYp7)

170 Well, you see, I can actually read French.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 01, 2026 12:45 PM

Good short film, btw.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 01, 2026 12:47 PM (/C5Rl)

171 This is what happens when you don't have a quality CIA handler AND your friends narc you out.

Frankly, I'm shocked he was arrested before the attack.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at October 01, 2026 12:47 PM (s1VwS)

172 167 You people with the French… I read French like Joey Tribiani speaks French. No comprende…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 01, 2026 12:46 PM (j8E+e)

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My Italian is better. I actually work on my Italian.

My French is leftover knowledge from high school with surprising staying power in my brain.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 01, 2026 12:47 PM (U/fqy)

173 Posted by: pookysgirl, wrestling Lil Pooky for the keyboard at October 01, 2026 12:40 PM (Wt5PA

Thanks. That is funny stuff, although not too off the mark, sadly.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 01, 2026 12:47 PM (JrHfD)

174 I hope that gets added into the next version of the training manual for pilots.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 01, 2026 12:45 PM (FZ29D)

Gotta give props to the pilot.. He managed to unlock the door while being attacked.. if he hadn't this would have been an entirely different story

Posted by: It's me donna at October 01, 2026 12:47 PM (+gK6I)

175 170 Well, you see, I can actually read French.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 01, 2026 12:45 PM

Good short film, btw.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 01, 2026 12:47 PM (/C5Rl)

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Thank you!

All should watch.

And comment.

And like and subscribe.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqBCc0ATG8c

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 01, 2026 12:48 PM (U/fqy)

176 What? How about speech challenged Peg?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 01, 2026 12:47 PM

Well played.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 01, 2026 12:48 PM (/C5Rl)

177 Some duffus on X was all "Republicans aren't releasing their internal polls. That proves they are losing. Here's this chart that shows how winning campaigns release their internals."

Ok.

Paxon internal poll released yesterday shows he's ahead.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 01, 2026 12:48 PM (3cUTc)

178 >>How about AirDubai as a source?

"There is no other way to put it, we hired the services of a terrorist and nearly caused the deaths of 180 people," the source said.

Air Dubai - I don't know?

Sounds kinda Jewy to me...

Posted by: Ana Kasparian at October 01, 2026 12:48 PM (vNne8)

179 145 Ana Kasparian thinks that the hijacking of the Israeli flight is 'fishy' and intimates it was a false flag. She is upset that she even has to cover the story period.
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Um, wow.

Regardless, the release of the Cockpit voice recording should be interesting.

Posted by: WisRich at October 01, 2026 12:48 PM (G0vdT)

180 Only French I know is 'au revoir' and 'bonjour'.

Posted by: dantesed at October 01, 2026 12:48 PM (Oy/m2)

181 @161 Ana Kasparian is if Armenian ancestry. She appears on a show called the Young Turks. The Young Turks murdered over a million Armenians.
Yes, yes she is that retarded

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 01, 2026 12:49 PM (jivel)

182 So there are a lot of things he could have been doing with a gun that might have been illegal but "carrying an unlicensed firearm" is not one of them. That's sloppy and/or ignorant reporting on somebody's part.
Posted by: Oddbob at October 01, 2026 12:43 PM (vTZFs)

Well, if his gun had a suppressor on it that had not had the NFA tax stamp, it might be sloppily described as unlicensed. But most likely the reporter is merely a J-school grad, so therefore extremely stupid and evil.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 01, 2026 12:49 PM (4znQE)

183 It could have been really bad. Leon don’t F around when he decides to take out people.

Posted by: polynikes at October 01, 2026 12:49 PM (KC5Lt)

184 I was wondering that same thing.
Licensed?
Posted by: Diogenes

Licensed/unlicensed, registered/unregistered,

negative on all of it.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 01, 2026 12:49 PM (nZ6VT)

185 Only French I know is 'au revoir' and 'bonjour'.
Posted by: dantesed at October 01, 2026 12:48 PM

That's all a French fashion model needs.

Posted by: toby928(c) at October 01, 2026 12:49 PM (4NO2D)

186 Monkeyshines.

Posted by: In my best Paul Lynde voice at October 01, 2026 12:50 PM (2Ez/1)

187 My French is leftover knowledge from high school with surprising staying power in my brain.

I’m also actively working on Italian; haven’t worked on French since high school. And yet I will still say something, pause, and realize, that’s not Italian, it’s French.

Mind you, if I were faced with actually having to use French, I would get nothing.

My brain hates me.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 01, 2026 12:50 PM (QCTJd)

188 164 ...but there is no such thing as as "licensed firearm" in TX.
Posted by: Oddbob at October 01, 2026 12:32 PM (vTZFs)

I was wondering that same thing.
Licensed?
Posted by: Diogenes at October 01, 2026 12:46 PM (2WIwB)

Don't forigeners need a license to buy firearms?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at October 01, 2026 12:50 PM (s1VwS)

189 Only French I know is 'au revoir' and 'bonjour'.
Posted by: dantesed

Toot sweet!

Posted by: rickb223 at October 01, 2026 12:50 PM (nZ6VT)

190 One pilot wanted to stab the other to death, and darned if the other pilot disagreed with that course of action!
All quite civilized, nothing to get your knickers in a twist about!

Posted by: Lizzy at October 01, 2026 12:37 PM (4KUe5)

Copilot said Allahu Akbar which the New York Times says is arabic for "This is MAGA country!"

Posted by: ... at October 01, 2026 12:50 PM (enkoP)

191 >>Only French I know is

David. And he's hella fucking gay.

Posted by: Mrs David French at October 01, 2026 12:50 PM (vNne8)

192 Pepe LePew taught me some on Saturday mornings.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 01, 2026 12:50 PM (ZLygy)

193 Only French I know is 'au revoir' and 'bonjour'.

You don’t know “C’est la vie.” or “A la mode”?

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 01, 2026 12:50 PM (QCTJd)

194 Um, wow.

Regardless, the release of the Cockpit voice recording should be interesting.

Posted by: WisRich at October 01, 2026 12:48 PM (G0vdT)

Recitations of the Rosary? Bank on it.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 01, 2026 12:51 PM (TxUdT)

195 My lips just cannot get French right.

Posted by: toby928(c) at October 01, 2026 12:51 PM (4NO2D)

196 Only French I know is 'au revoir' and 'bonjour'.
Posted by: dantesed at October 01, 2026 12:48 PM

That's all a French fashion model needs.
Posted by: toby928(c)

Oui oui!

Posted by: rickb223 at October 01, 2026 12:51 PM (nZ6VT)

197 The Young Turks are neither.

Posted by: Let the record show at October 01, 2026 12:51 PM (2Ez/1)

198 Well, you see, I can actually read French.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 01, 2026 12:45 PM

Three years of High School French. I'd have stopped at one, but the new French teacher was fresh out of college and she was drop dead gorgeous!
OOOO LA LA!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at October 01, 2026 12:51 PM (2WIwB)

199 False flag terrorist threats gonna ramp up big time before the election so that Republicans have an excuse to have people with guns at polling places. Kind of copying Isreal and Russias homework but noone said they were original

The FBI and other alphabet and law enforcement agencies have been recruiting and equipping the "terrorists" they arrest for decades. If you see the FBI volunteering information to the press before charges are filed, they're trying to prosecute through the media.

The people who are still working in the FBI here in 2026 are mostly the 'slow kids.' Trump v2 basically drove out 90% of the agents who were actually competent.

This administration driving away valuable talent and expertise in droves from practically *every* government agency is gonna be a wound that it takes us a long time to recover from. An entirely preventable self-inflicted wound, too. Just flat-out stupid.

So this guy is mad at AIPAC so he decided to attack the state capitol? Just to state the obvious, AIPAC isn't in the state capitol

Do you expect presumably far right anti-semitic conspiracy theorists to be rational? Because sometimes there not

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at October 01, 2026 12:51 PM (t19vo)

200 Good short film, btw.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 01, 2026 12:47 PM (/C5Rl)

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Thank you!

All should watch.

And comment.

And like and subscribe.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqBCc0ATG8c
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 01, 2026 12:48 PM (U/fqy)

Turn on subtitles!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at October 01, 2026 12:52 PM (s1VwS)

201 Ana Kasparian thinks that the hijacking of the Israeli flight is 'fishy' and intimates it was a false flag. She is upset that she even has to cover the story period.
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Weren't there people saying she was gonna "turn" after she was attacked by her leftard comrades for revealing that her rapist was a protected class?

Posted by: ... at October 01, 2026 12:52 PM (enkoP)

202 Is Ana Kasparian really that retarded?? And here there was a brief millisecond where I thought she might’ve been red pilled. Stupid me

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 01, 2026 12:45 PM (j8E+e)

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She's a committed ideologue, so she is primarily concerned with justifying her ideology over anything else.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 01, 2026 12:46 PM (U/fqy)
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The Armenians are also very touchy when it comes to genocide.

It's almost like they are jealous of Jews that the holocaust is a well-publicized genocide that ended in trials and executions, whereas nobody knows or cares about the Armenian genocide.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 01, 2026 12:52 PM (iFTx/)

203 Don't forigeners need a license to buy firearms?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at October 01, 2026 12:50 PM (s1VwS)

No, because they won't get charged, regardless of any alien firearm license statutes on the books.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 01, 2026 12:52 PM (TxUdT)

204 So. How long before we get confirmation that this guy was another Hasan Piker Fan/Chatter?

Posted by: garrett at October 01, 2026 12:52 PM (vNne8)

205 Just to state the obvious, AIPAC isn't in the state capitol

Wait, what? I thought the complaint is that they are in the state capitols. Or do use remotes on the politicians they supposedly control?

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 01, 2026 12:53 PM (QCTJd)

206 Don't forigeners need a license to buy firearms?

Legal permanent ( "green card") residents can buy guns same as a citizen. AFAIK, other noncitizens can not.

Posted by: Oddbob at October 01, 2026 12:53 PM (2P+FP)

207 "The Mad Adventures of Rabbi Jacob" is the only French film I ever liked.

Posted by: Can Pick'em at October 01, 2026 12:53 PM (Fn+3X)

208 180 Only French I know is 'au revoir' and 'bonjour'.
Posted by: dantesed at October 01, 2026 12:48 PM (Oy/m2)

_________________

Odd fact. There is a town up in northern New Hampshire called Berlin. Most of that area speaks French as a first language, or did. It's settled down some. The funny thing is that it's a hybrid French that they called "Berlin French" or a mix of "Franglais". No one can understand them...and I didn't try.

Posted by: Orson at October 01, 2026 12:53 PM (dIske)

209 Re:Ana Kasparian - overheard a colleague recounting all the suspect things about Clancy’s husband the day of the murders. Omg, people will believe anything.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 01, 2026 12:53 PM (4KUe5)

210 You people with the French… I read French like Joey Tribiani speaks French. No comprende…

I think you mean "no comprendo, Cochise".

Posted by: Archimedes at October 01, 2026 12:54 PM (Riz8t)

211 It's almost like they are jealous of Jews that the holocaust is a well-publicized genocide that ended in trials and executions, whereas nobody knows or cares about the Armenian genocide.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

They should have tried getting genocided by Germans instead of Turkish Muslims. Everybody would talk about it then.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 01, 2026 12:54 PM (vJrRc)

212 >>It's almost like they are jealous of Jews that the holocaust is a well-publicized genocide that ended in trials and executions, whereas nobody knows or cares about the Armenian genocide.

My first exposure to this was in my 7th grade History Class. We had a girl who was descended from both Armenian and Jewish heritage.
Holy shit, did she milk that for all it was worth. Even back then.

Posted by: garrett at October 01, 2026 12:54 PM (vNne8)

213 187 I’m also actively working on Italian; haven’t worked on French since high school. And yet I will still say something, pause, and realize, that’s not Italian, it’s French.

Mind you, if I were faced with actually having to use French, I would get nothing.

My brain hates me.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 01, 2026 12:50 PM (QCTJd)

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I regularly saw "avec" instead of "con" when speaking Italian.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 01, 2026 12:54 PM (U/fqy)

214 Re:Ana Kasparian - overheard a colleague recounting all the suspect things about Clancy’s husband the day of the murders. Omg, people will believe anything.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 01, 2026 12:53 PM (4KUe5)

Flat earthers out front shoulda told ya.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 01, 2026 12:54 PM (TxUdT)

215 J'ai un tour d'Eiffel dans mes pantalons.

Posted by: Christopher Turk at October 01, 2026 12:54 PM (fmbc9)

216 I know post pardum depression when I see it

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at October 01, 2026 12:55 PM (bX16E)

217 Seriously. How many committed leftards have been "red-pilled" since 2018 or so? Three?

Oh yeah there was that Facebook Movement. How could I forget.

Posted by: ... at October 01, 2026 12:55 PM (enkoP)

218 >Is Ana Kasparian really that retarded?? And here there was a brief millisecond where I thought she might’ve been red pilled. ——

All progressives are retarded. Some more than others.

Posted by: polynikes at October 01, 2026 12:55 PM (KC5Lt)

219 199 False flag terrorist threats gonna ramp up big time before the election so that Republicans have an excuse to have people with guns at polling places. Kind of copying Isreal and Russias homework but noone said they were original

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmis

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"Oppressed people are completely justified to commit terrorism, and they absolutely should. I wish that they would do it more to take down American oligarchical fascist capitalism by any means necessary. Also, no oppressed person has ever committed terrorism."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 01, 2026 12:55 PM (U/fqy)

220 Only French I know is 'au revoir' and 'bonjour'.

You don’t know “C’est la vie.” or “A la mode”?
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 01, 2026 12:50 PM (QCTJd)
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Sydney Sweeney has a nice derriere. And a nice decolletage to match.

Posted by: mrp at October 01, 2026 12:55 PM (rj6Yv)

221 No French.

Shouldn't have to say this.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 01, 2026 12:56 PM (c7ZsT)

222 My brain hates me.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 01, 2026 12:50 PM (QCTJd)

I am working on music theory. Feels like a foreign language sometimes.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 01, 2026 12:56 PM (TxUdT)

223 The Armenians are also very touchy when it comes to genocide.

It's almost like they are jealous of Jews that the holocaust is a well-publicized genocide that ended in trials and executions, whereas nobody knows or cares about the Armenian genocide.

Oh, boo hoo.

Posted by: The Ukrainians at October 01, 2026 12:56 PM (Riz8t)

224 200 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqBCc0ATG8c
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 01, 2026 12:48 PM (U/fqy)

Turn on subtitles!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at October 01, 2026 12:52 PM (s1VwS)

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I just won't shut up.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 01, 2026 12:56 PM (U/fqy)

225 Sydney Sweeney has a nice derriere. And a nice decolletage to match.
Posted by: mrp at October 01, 2026 12:55 PM (rj6Yv)

Endorsed

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at October 01, 2026 12:56 PM (s1VwS)

226 Flat earthers out front shoulda told ya.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 01, 2026 12:54 PM (TxUdT)

Hey do not lump us in with the Clancy Retards.

Posted by: Flat Earthers at October 01, 2026 12:57 PM (enkoP)

227 Armenia is a mythical place. Like Freedonia and Sylvania.

Posted by: Duck Soup at October 01, 2026 12:57 PM (Fn+3X)

228 Not true !.. It was just a skirmish...
Posted by: The media at October 01, 2026 12:21 PM

A fracas.
Posted by: toby928(c) at October 01, 2026 12:33 PM (4NO2D)

A kerfuffle.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 01, 2026 12:33 PM (Y/06r)

A brouhaha
Posted by: LinusVanPelt

Dare I say imbroglio?

Posted by: MkY at October 01, 2026 12:57 PM (ZHRuH)

229 Caveat. That's for sale through federally licensed dealers. I don't know what the laws are for private transfers.

Posted by: Oddbob at October 01, 2026 12:57 PM (Q/cO+)

230 Ana Kasparian is an actress playing a part.

Posted by: davidt at October 01, 2026 12:57 PM (Q+gd/)

231 Sydney Sweeney has a nice derriere.

John has a long moustache.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 01, 2026 12:58 PM (2WIwB)

232 My first exposure to this was in my 7th grade History Class. We had a girl who was descended from both Armenian and Jewish heritage.
Holy shit, did she milk that for all it was worth. Even back then.

Posted by: garrett at October 01, 2026 12:54 PM (vNne

Some people aren't meant to persist. I guess.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 01, 2026 12:58 PM (TxUdT)

233 How many committed leftards have been "red-pilled" since 2018 or so? Three?

Posted by: ...

I suspect more than that if you look at vTubers.

Several of them saw an underserved market and decided to take advantage of it.

Like Fox News did.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 01, 2026 12:58 PM (vJrRc)

234 I suspect when they caught this blowhard, a sh*t was indeed fired.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 01, 2026 12:58 PM (88C+u)

235 Odd fact. There is a town up in northern New Hampshire called Berlin. Most of that area speaks French as a first language, or did. It's settled down some. The funny thing is that it's a hybrid French that they called "Berlin French" or a mix of "Franglais". No one can understand them...and I didn't try.
Posted by: Orson at October 01, 2026 12:53 PM (dIske)
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They call it BURLin not berLIN.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 01, 2026 12:58 PM (c7ZsT)

236 So you say a suspected in-capitol altercation was possibly averted? How do you know Mr. Caldera wasn't there to paint a mural honoring BIPOC peoples of indigenous color and those racits stopped his brave and heroic act?!

Posted by: Whoopsie Gordoberg at October 01, 2026 12:58 PM (7Q0e+)

237 A fracas.
Posted by: toby928(c) at October 01, 2026 12:33 PM (4NO2D)

A kerfuffle.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 01, 2026 12:33 PM (Y/06r)

A brouhaha
Posted by: LinusVanPelt

Dare I say imbroglio?
Posted by: MkY at October 01, 2026 12:57 PM (ZHRuH)

Un petit contretemps.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 01, 2026 12:58 PM (2WIwB)

238 I've been to Wisconsin. Smelled their Dairy Air.

Posted by: Violets, Roses, It Ain't at October 01, 2026 12:59 PM (Fn+3X)

239 Sydney Sweeney has a nice derriere. And a nice decolletage to match.

Pity about la visage de beurre.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 01, 2026 12:59 PM (Riz8t)

240 Real genocide unfortunately is not rare relatively speaking. But the term has been diluted and misused so much it’s like the terms racist and fascist.

Posted by: polynikes at October 01, 2026 12:59 PM (KC5Lt)

241 Pity about la visage de beurre.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 01, 2026 12:59 PM (Riz8t)

Check your esprit

Posted by: ... at October 01, 2026 01:00 PM (enkoP)

242 Very Northern VT, the locals have this wild accent that sounds like an Irish brogue. Not like any other New England accent.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 01, 2026 01:00 PM (4KUe5)

243 Dare I say imbroglio?
Posted by: MkY at October 01, 2026 12:57 PM (ZHRuH)

Natalie Imbroglio had a couple of big hits in the late '90s.

Posted by: Internet Music Facts at October 01, 2026 01:00 PM (fmbc9)

244 Michael Rothman's X comment has some wild Unicode in it. Pixy don't like it.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 01, 2026 01:00 PM (88C+u)

245 It's almost like they are jealous of Jews that the holocaust is a well-publicized genocide that ended in trials and executions, whereas nobody knows or cares about the Armenian genocide.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 01, 2026 12:52 PM (iFTx/)
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Incidentally, the one famous novel about the Turkish genocide of Armenians is The Forty Days of Musa Dagh, written by Franz Werfel. Hollywood initiated work on a film adaptation, but it was nixed by the State Department acting at the behest of the government of Turkey.

Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at October 01, 2026 01:01 PM (Yx5tR)

246 There are parts of Rhode Island that sound like Brooklyn which is very jarring.

Posted by: ... at October 01, 2026 01:01 PM (enkoP)

247 Sydney Sweeney has a nice derriere. And a nice decolletage to match.……

Sydney Sweeney is a butterface but the butter is smooth and delicious.

Posted by: polynikes at October 01, 2026 01:01 PM (KC5Lt)

248 Sydney Sweeney is plain, but her face lights up when she smiles.

Posted by: toby928(c) at October 01, 2026 01:03 PM (4NO2D)

249 Sydney Sweeney is only a butterface if you think every chick looks like Audrey Hepburn.

Posted by: ... at October 01, 2026 01:04 PM (enkoP)

250 Sydney Sweeney has a nice derriere. And a nice decolletage to match.……

Sydney Sweeney is a butterface but the butter is smooth and delicious.

Posted by: polynikes at October 01, 2026 01:01 PM (KC5Lt)

She . . . uh . . . has a face?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 01, 2026 01:04 PM (TxUdT)

251 Marquette: Tom Tiffany trails David Crowley 46-45 in Wisconsin.

One point?! Also. Crowley's unfavorables have spiked 15 points in the past weeks.

It's almost like keeping your powder dry until people start paying attention has a real, measurable impact.

Also, fuck the polls. Go vote!

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 01, 2026 01:04 PM (gLYp7)

252 251 Marquette: Tom Tiffany trails David Crowley 46-45 in Wisconsin.

One point?! Also. Crowley's unfavorables have spiked 15 points in the past weeks.

It's almost like keeping your powder dry until people start paying attention has a real, measurable impact.

Also, fuck the polls. Go vote!

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 01, 2026 01:04 PM (gLYp7)

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Summer ad spend is mostly a waste of money.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 01, 2026 01:05 PM (U/fqy)

253 Sydney Sweeney is only a butterface if you think every chick looks like Audrey Hepburn.

Posted by: ... at October 01, 2026 01:04 PM (enkoP)

Audrey Hepburn is the reason my kryptonite is the collar bone/throat region. Sweet holy mother....

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 01, 2026 01:05 PM (gLYp7)

254 Sydney Sweeney is plain, but her face lights up when she smiles.
Posted by: toby928(c) at October 01, 2026 01:03 PM (4NO2D)

I’m glad she smiles a lot because she has RBF unintentionally when she doesn’t .

Posted by: polynikes at October 01, 2026 01:05 PM (KC5Lt)

255 So. How long before we get confirmation that this guy was another Hasan Piker Fan/Chatter?
Posted by: garrett at October 01, 2026 12:52 PM (vNne

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Please, please, please. And recruited by the IRGC.

Fingers crossed!

Posted by: mrp at October 01, 2026 01:05 PM (rj6Yv)

256 Elric, in Watertown, MA, is the largest population of Armenians outside of Armenia. There’s an Armenian museum there, and for years they had a billboard that simply read something like: Armenia was the first genocide of the 20th century.

They were first.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 01, 2026 01:06 PM (4KUe5)

257 Elric, in Watertown, MA, is the largest population of Armenians outside of Armenia. There’s an Armenian museum there, and for years they had a billboard that simply read something like: Armenia was the first genocide of the 20th century.

They were first.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 01, 2026 01:06 PM (4KUe5)

lol

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 01, 2026 01:07 PM (TxUdT)

258 She . . . uh . . . has a face?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 01, 2026 01:04 PM (TxUdT)

A face...with TEETH. And the elbows, my Lord...noooo!

Also, just remember, bewbs are flesh-and-fat sheathes coupled to mammary glands.

Posted by: Thrawn at October 01, 2026 01:07 PM (oPFtC)

259 Also, just remember, bewbs are flesh-and-fat sheathes coupled to mammary glands.

Posted by: Thrawn at October 01, 2026 01:07 PM (oPFtC)

Delicious flesh-and-fat sheathes coupled to mammary glands.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 01, 2026 01:08 PM (TxUdT)

260 Thankfully, the taxpayers have 50 LEOs and lawyers handling this case.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at October 01, 2026 01:09 PM (VQ7/I)

261 Also, just remember, bewbs are flesh-and-fat sheathes coupled to mammary glands.

Posted by: Thrawn at October 01, 2026 01:07 PM (oPFtC)

And.

Proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 01, 2026 01:09 PM (gLYp7)

262
Also, just remember, bewbs are flesh-and-fat sheathes coupled to mammary glands.

Posted by: Thrawn at October 01, 2026 01:07 PM (oPFtC)

And the magical ability to inspire pure delight.

Don't forget the magic!

Posted by: naturalfake at October 01, 2026 01:10 PM (YSUhf)

263 The King Roy Cooper $3 campaign blegs are coming in every day, now.

Posted by: mrp at October 01, 2026 01:10 PM (rj6Yv)

264
Texas Police and FBI Disrupt Planned Terror Attack to "Shoot Up" the State Capitol, Out of Antisemitic Animus

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A minor dust-up. A mere tiff. A tiny brouhaha. Good-natured joshing.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 01, 2026 01:10 PM (eRlcH)

265 261 And.

Proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 01, 2026 01:09 PM (gLYp7)

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"I was more of a fanny man, actually."
-Benjamin Franklin

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 01, 2026 01:10 PM (U/fqy)

266 243 Dare I say imbroglio?
Posted by: MkY at October 01, 2026 12:57 PM (ZHRuH)

Natalie Imbroglio had a couple of big hits in the late '90s.
Posted by: Internet Music Facts at October 01, 2026 01:00 PM (fmbc9)

Did you say hits or tits ... ?

Posted by: browndog says woof at October 01, 2026 01:11 PM (oCio0)

267
I’m glad she smiles a lot because she has RBF unintentionally when she doesn’t .
Posted by: polynikes at October 01, 2026 01:05 PM (KC5Lt)

_________

As though you disappointed her. Again.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 01, 2026 01:11 PM (eRlcH)

268 I’m glad she smiles a lot because she has RBF unintentionally when she doesn’t .
Posted by: polynikes at October 01, 2026 01:05 PM (KC5Lt)

_________

As though you disappointed her. Again.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 01, 2026 01:11 PM (eRlcH)

I'd disappoint the stuffing out of her.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 01, 2026 01:13 PM (TxUdT)

269 Did you say hits or tits ... ?

Posted by: browndog says woof at October 01, 2026 01:11 PM (oCio0)

Yes.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 01, 2026 01:13 PM (gLYp7)

270 Also, fuck the polls.

Like Magdalena Wrobel? This is compelling advice.

Posted by: far cry at October 01, 2026 01:13 PM (LSV6F)

271 243 Dare I say imbroglio?
Posted by: MkY at October 01, 2026 12:57 PM (ZHRuH)

Natalie Imbroglio had a couple of big hits in the late '90s.
Posted by: Internet Music Facts at October 01, 2026 01:00 PM (fmbc9)

I'm a fan.
Her cover of 'Torn' is really good. Very much of its time.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at October 01, 2026 01:14 PM (s1VwS)

272 Harris-Harvard poll shows the generic ballot with Dems at only +1.

Dems need at least 8+ to take the House.

Idk their track record but generic+prez approval are the best indicator of midterms.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 01, 2026 01:14 PM (3cUTc)

273 Natalie Imbroglio looked fine in the 90s…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 01, 2026 01:15 PM (j8E+e)

274 "I was more of a fanny man, actually."
-Benjamin Franklin
--
"can confirm."
/s/ half the whores in Paris

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 01, 2026 01:15 PM (3cUTc)

275 Thanks for the Mammaries, Sydney!

Posted by: Leslie Townes Hope at October 01, 2026 01:16 PM (Fn+3X)

276 Dems need at least 8+ to take the House.

Idk their track record but generic+prez approval are the best indicator of midterms.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 01, 2026 01:14 PM (3cUTc)
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3 AM water pipes bursting nationwide November 4th.

Posted by: mrp at October 01, 2026 01:16 PM (rj6Yv)

277 Good morning! From the Morning Report:

"The National Political Committee (NPC) is the governing body of the DSA. The NPC is comprised of 27 members (25 delegates plus two youth delegates) and elects its own Steering Committee, which is responsible for interim decision-making. The following caucuses are represented on the NPC:"
Who Runs the Socialist Organization Taking Over the Democrat Party?
The National Pulse: https://tinyurl.com/4zrv77wa
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at 07:26 AM

That is rich. In the confidence scheme of socialism, normally it's the marks that are described as Non-Player Characters.

"In Soviet America, the NPC cons you!" -- Yakov Smirnoff, probably

Posted by: SciVo at October 01, 2026 01:17 PM (ke3zm)

278 Nude Hegseth and trannies

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 01, 2026 01:17 PM (iFTx/)

279 276 Dems need at least 8+ to take the House.

Idk their track record but generic+prez approval are the best indicator of midterms.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 01, 2026 01:14 PM (3cUTc)
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3 AM water pipes bursting nationwide November 4th.

Posted by: mrp at October 01, 2026 01:16 PM (rj6Yv)

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Probably should have done that in 2024 so they didn't lose the imperial presidency.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 01, 2026 01:17 PM (U/fqy)

280 Nood SecWar.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 01, 2026 01:17 PM (gLYp7)

281 nood

Posted by: Kindltot at October 01, 2026 01:18 PM (rbvCR)

282
Elric, in Watertown, MA, is the largest population of Armenians outside of Armenia. There’s an Armenian museum there, and for years they had a billboard that simply read something like: Armenia was the first genocide of the 20th century.

They were first.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 01, 2026 01:06 PM (4KUe5)

lol
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 01, 2026 01:07 PM (TxUdT)

Largest on the East Coast, yes. One of the two biggest Armenian immigration destinations in the US. Largest in the US is now in Los Angeles (Glendale). Up until the 1960s, the largest Armenian population was here in Fresno, but the immigration trends changed in the 60s and they started going to LA instead.

Russia has the largest Armenian diaspora population, currently. That goes back to well before the Genocide.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 01, 2026 01:48 PM (y9nCu)

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