Iran Urges Americans to Vote for Democrats

The case for Democrat collusion with Iran is far, far more extensive than the completely-fake Hillary campaign contrivance of "RUSSIAN COLLUSION."

And the mad theocrats of Iran are making their support of the Democrat Party explicit.

Iran publishes propaganda letter urging US voters to punish Trump in midterm elections
Iran's Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps put out a 25-page letter addressed to Americans urging them to oppose President Donald Trump during the upcoming midterm elections.
The IRGC, which as repeatedly tried to sway the Nov. 3 US elections, claimed that the president and his support of Israel were the cause of the war -- as they urged voters to reject both in the voting booth.
"America's national security and the lives of its service members are entrusted to someone who is not only an inveterate liar but is also an insanely avaricious man whose only motivation in life is the accumulation of greater wealth," IRGC spokesman Hossein Mohebbi said in the regime's latest attack on Trump.
The letter accuses Trump of concealing the "peaceful nature" of Iran's nuclear program despite allegations from the International Atomic Energy Agency watchdog that Tehran was enriching its uranium beyond what's needed for a power plant.
The US and Israel have defended the war in Iran primarily as a means to prevent the Islamic republic from obtaining nuclear weapons.
The IRGC also lashed out against the US government designating the security force as a terrorist group, claiming there was not "a single verifiable instance where the IRGC has committed an act of violence against civilians."

UK Prime Minister and Pallid Cuck Andy Burnham even admits his Islamic friends are behind the thwarted attack on the air field base used by US personnel.

The British government believes Iran "played a part" in the incident over the weekend at the RAF Fairford air base in England, which has been used by U.S. warplanes carrying out strikes on Iran, U.K. Prime Minister Andy Burnham said Wednesday.
Burnham's remarks to the BBC were the first confirmation by the British government of its assessment of the incident, which saw five men -- all British nationals in their mid-20s -- arrested near RAF Fairford early Sunday morning on suspicion of preparing a terrorist act. They were all released on bail the following day, however, even though the police had the right to hold them for up to 14 days under U.K. counterterrorism laws.
Their quick release drew criticism from President Trump and U.S. Secretary of State Marco Rubio. But it also prompted questions in the U.K. as to whether the authorities had overreacted.

The Bee, fully accurate as usual:

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:20 PM

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1 """THE""" """BLADE""" """IS""" """FIRST"""

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 01, 2026 04:20 PM (iFTx/)

2 Trump has no response to this.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 01, 2026 04:20 PM (U/fqy)

3 Yep

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 01, 2026 04:20 PM (jJdaW)

4 I mean, the Dems took the side of the Soviet Union, so at least they're consistent.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 01, 2026 04:21 PM (ZOv7s)

5 >>>1 """THE""" """BLADE""" """IS""" """FIRST"""

I tried to post early just to give someone else a chance. Well played.

Posted by: ace at October 01, 2026 04:22 PM (1wjle)

6 Don't be stupid; be a smarty:
Come and join the Nazi party!

Posted by: The Producers at October 01, 2026 04:22 PM (IiS7N)

7 5 >>>1 """THE""" """BLADE""" """IS""" """FIRST"""

I tried to post early just to give someone else a chance. Well played.

Posted by: ace at October 01, 2026 04:22 PM (1wjle)

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Trump has no response to this.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 01, 2026 04:22 PM (U/fqy)

8 >>>4 I mean, the Dems took the side of the Soviet Union, so at least they're consistent.

and communist China.

Posted by: ace at October 01, 2026 04:23 PM (1wjle)

9 8 >>>4 I mean, the Dems took the side of the Soviet Union, so at least they're consistent.

and communist China.

Posted by: ace at October 01, 2026 04:23 PM (1wjle)

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"Yeah...Democrats..."
-Elaine Chao, Mrs. Mitch McConnell

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 01, 2026 04:23 PM (U/fqy)

10 "America's national security and the lives of its service members are entrusted to someone who is not only an inveterate liar but is also an insanely avaricious man whose only motivation in life is the accumulation of greater wealth," IRGC spokesman Hossein Mohebbi said in the regime's latest attack on Trump.
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That dude sounds totally legit and not at all like a bad translation from AI-generated Goatfuckese.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 01, 2026 04:23 PM (iFTx/)

11 Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 01, 2026 04:20 PM (iFTx/)

Congratulations . Sponge is always first and I'm probably at below 15 when this is posted
. Hooray !!!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 01, 2026 04:23 PM (JrHfD)

12 Iran's only part to victory is a massive Dem win that leads to Trump's impeachment.

It is almost comical how obvious this is...

Posted by: 18-1 at October 01, 2026 04:24 PM (sKqQm)

13 Maybe those nice boys were just going to trim the hedges.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at October 01, 2026 04:25 PM (ThT1a)

14 ""THE""" """BLADE""" """IS""" """FIRST"""

I tried to post early just to give someone else a chance. Well played.

Posted by: ace at October 01, 2026 04:22 PM (1wjle)

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Trump has no response to this.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 01, 2026 04:22 PM (U/fqy)
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Even if he did, Judge Assface would issue a TRO

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 01, 2026 04:25 PM (iFTx/)

15 I suggest this is an opportunity to retake Las Malvinas, this time, successfully.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 01, 2026 04:25 PM (RIvkX)

16 12 Iran's only part to victory is a massive Dem win that leads to Trump's impeachment.

It is almost comical how obvious this is...

Posted by: 18-1 at October 01, 2026 04:24 PM (sKqQm)

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So massive that they win 67 Senate seats and can actually remove Trump from office in a conviction.

And there's no way Democrats even get a majority in the Senate.

It's honestly more likely that they think that we have a parliamentary system and that Trump will be removed as prime minister if Democrats take the House of Commons.

Because they're actually inbred retards.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 01, 2026 04:25 PM (U/fqy)

17
So wtf did happen at Fairford? Rubio made some deliberately vague remarks about a "foreign" element, and some people say they were garden-variety fuel thieves who were out to steal some diesel. When do we find out?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 01, 2026 04:26 PM (mmrXZ)

18 I get iran is desperate but even they have to know this appeal for democrats to vote against Trump is literally a hail Mary ploy.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 01, 2026 04:27 PM (I43vL)

19 The Blade is referring to himself in the third person. That's disturbing.

Posted by: dantesed at October 01, 2026 04:27 PM (Oy/m2)

20
"""THE""" """BLADE""" """IS""" """FIRST"""
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 01, 2026 04:20 PM (iFTx/)

___________

Do you use a Chris Berman voice for that?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 01, 2026 04:27 PM (eRlcH)

21 17
So wtf did happen at Fairford? Rubio made some deliberately vague remarks about a "foreign" element, and some people say they were garden-variety fuel thieves who were out to steal some diesel. When do we find out?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 01, 2026 04:26 PM (mmrXZ)

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February 27, 2029.

3:13 pm.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 01, 2026 04:27 PM (U/fqy)

22 Because they're actually inbred retards.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

You forgot goat-fucking.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at October 01, 2026 04:27 PM (ThT1a)

23 1 """THE""" """BLADE""" """IS""" """FIRST"""

I tried to post early just to give someone else a chance. Well played.
Posted by: ace at October 01, 2026 04:22 PM (1wjle)
____

["Firstbump," but in a manly way, not in a gay Talacreepo dickbump]

The Blade has to leave now, so the field will be wide open

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 01, 2026 04:28 PM (iFTx/)

24 Follow the money.

Posted by: toby928(c) at October 01, 2026 04:28 PM (4NO2D)

25 Sure, Jan.

Posted by: Russia, Russia, Russia at October 01, 2026 04:28 PM (2Ez/1)

26 For those keeping score at home. The Democrats coalition is;
- Communists
- Socialists
- Fascists
- muslim isalmofascists
- Iranians terrorists
- baby murderers
- illegal aliens

I’m sure I’ve forgotten a few.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 01, 2026 04:28 PM (rkCBr)

27 Firstbump? So ghey.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 01, 2026 04:28 PM (RIvkX)

28 """THE""" """BLADE""" """IS""" """FIRST"""
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 01, 2026 04:20 PM (iFTx/)

___________

Do you use a Chris Berman voice for that?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 01, 2026 04:27 PM (eRlcH)
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Inside joke on the use of quotes ("") from the last thread

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 01, 2026 04:28 PM (iFTx/)

29 No true Under-29er is going to read a 25 page letter. Is there an AI TL;DR summary?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 01, 2026 04:29 PM (0sNs1)

30 What, "Nazis for Neville!" wasn't available?

Posted by: ShainS at October 01, 2026 04:29 PM (0S2LD)

31 Let's send talafreaco to Iran.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 01, 2026 04:29 PM (+fdRY)

32 Wow, the Blade gets a shoutout from Ace.

Maybe the Blade really is as awesome as he claims.

Posted by: Bulg at October 01, 2026 04:29 PM (77rzZ)

33 I haven't read all the comments but, has anyone claimed First! yet?

Posted by: that guy that hasn't read all the comments at October 01, 2026 04:29 PM (4NO2D)

34 26 For those keeping score at home. The Democrats coalition is;
- Communists
- Socialists
- Fascists
- muslim isalmofascists
- Iranians terrorists
- baby murderers
- illegal aliens

I’m sure I’ve forgotten a few.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 01, 2026 04:28 PM (rkCBr)

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The illegal aliens are being deported and increasingly scared to show themselves in public.

If 6-7% of illegals vote, as one 2008 study suggested, and Trump gets that down to 5% while deporting a bunch who where here and voted in 2024, well...That changes American politics a good bit.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 01, 2026 04:30 PM (U/fqy)

35 19 The Blade is referring to himself in the third person. That's disturbing.
Posted by: dantesed at October 01, 2026 04:27 PM

Bob Dole isn't sure what Bob Dole thinks about that.

Posted by: But Bob Dole will let you know at October 01, 2026 04:30 PM (2Ez/1)

36
I’m sure I’ve forgotten a few.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 01, 2026 04:28 PM (rkCBr)

__________

- Aborticomaniacs (pre-natal baby murderers)

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 01, 2026 04:30 PM (eRlcH)

37 Anyone know if the IRGC is running drugs into Europe?

I would think that would be their most effective "attack". Drug addiction kills families, resources, and cultures.

Plus the IRGC gets the massive drug trade profits to fund drones programs, nukes, etc.

I would make it a national security threat and bomb the incoming boats - like Trump, who does NOT play tiddly-winks.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 01, 2026 04:30 PM (HlyYF)

38 >>> 22 Because they're actually inbred retards.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

You forgot goat-fucking.
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at October 01, 2026 04:27 PM (ThT1a)

"Corporate needs you to find the difference between these two pictures"

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 01, 2026 04:30 PM (+fdRY)

39
No true Under-29er is going to read a 25 page letter.

Posted by: Duncanthrax

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lol that occurred to me, too! IRGC might as well have released it in Gregorian chant.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 01, 2026 04:30 PM (mmrXZ)

40 37 Anyone know if the IRGC is running drugs into Europe?

I would think that would be their most effective "attack". Drug addiction kills families, resources, and cultures.

Plus the IRGC gets the massive drug trade profits to fund drones programs, nukes, etc.

I would make it a national security threat and bomb the incoming boats - like Trump, who does NOT play tiddly-winks.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 01, 2026 04:30 PM (HlyYF)

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I believe their main conduit for that was Venezuela.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 01, 2026 04:30 PM (U/fqy)

41 Methinks worldwide Woke is crashing. Terrible, just terrible…. anyway, odds the Steelers can beat the browns?

Posted by: Pudinhead at October 01, 2026 04:32 PM (KGj36)

42
lol that occurred to me, too! IRGC might as well have released it in Gregorian chant.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 01, 2026 04:30 PM (mmrXZ)

____________

TL;DR. Vote Republican.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 01, 2026 04:32 PM (eRlcH)

43 26 For those keeping score at home. The Democrats coalition is;
- Communists
- Socialists
- Fascists
- muslim isalmofascists
- Iranians terrorists
- baby murderers
- illegal aliens

I’m sure I’ve forgotten a few.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 01, 2026 04:28 PM

Your list is basically, enemies of America, PLUS those who would kill innocent American babies.

I am sensing a common strand for "things supported by Democrats".

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 01, 2026 04:33 PM (HlyYF)

44 The IRGC also lashed out against the US government designating the security force as a terrorist group, claiming there was not "a single verifiable instance where the IRGC has committed an act of violence against civilians."

The IRGC is being represented by Lindsay Clancy's attorney.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 01, 2026 04:33 PM (ExV1e)

45 My uncle always wanted to be a Gregorian.
But he never got the chants.

Posted by: Oof at October 01, 2026 04:33 PM (2Ez/1)

46
When do we find out?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 01, 2026 04:26 PM (mmrXZ)

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February 27, 2029.

3:13 pm.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

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Darn it, that's what I thought.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 01, 2026 04:34 PM (mmrXZ)

47 - Aborticomaniacs (pre-natal baby murderers)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 01, 2026 04:30 PM (eRlcH)
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-krytarchists
-gynofascists
-the Elks

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 01, 2026 04:34 PM (RIvkX)

48 My uncle always wanted to be a Gregorian.
But he never got the chants.
Posted by: Oof

That goes to the grandson.
Well done.

Posted by: MkY at October 01, 2026 04:34 PM (ZHRuH)

49
Yoo-hoo!

Posted by: The Flat Moon Society at October 01, 2026 04:35 PM (2Ez/1)

50 The facts about the jihadis in England must be pretty bad. Their media is publishing all sorts of contradictory 'reports' that I can only assume it is to generate a cloud of bullshit that confuses everyone and makes them despair of ever learning the truth.

Posted by: toby928(c) at October 01, 2026 04:35 PM (4NO2D)

51 No true Under-29er is going to read a 25 page letter. Is there an AI TL;DR summary?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 01, 2026 04:29 PM (0sNs1)

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* Submitted to Grok for your approval: *

Q> Can you summarize in the briefest possible way and number of words possible the 25-page letter Iran's Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC) put out addressed to Americans urging them to oppose President Donald Trump during the upcoming midterm elections?

A> [After "thinking" for 80 seconds:] "IRGC claims Iran won the US-Israel war, calls Trump a liar motivated by greed, and urges Americans to vote out him/his allies in midterms for peaceful coexistence."

Posted by: ShainS at October 01, 2026 04:35 PM (0S2LD)

52 I believe their main conduit for that was Venezuela.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 01, 2026 04:30 PM

So our drug boat strikes and our decapitation of Venezuelan leadership was a two-fer regarding our enemies?

I sure do like it when governments operate efficiently!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 01, 2026 04:36 PM (HlyYF)

53 Because they're actually inbred retards.
---
2,000 years of fucking their first cousins.

But all cultures are equal....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 01, 2026 04:36 PM (3cUTc)

54 Russ Meyer, certainly the last, and perhaps greatest, of American auteurs, has observed that he cannot get a retrospective or definitive ranking of his works from TheJamesMadison.

When queried about this, TheJamesMadison is reported to have said "Trump has no response to this."

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 01, 2026 04:36 PM (0sNs1)

55 I think all the illegal aliens have all gone to NY and NJ. I had to go up to that area for a few days. While there I went up to one of the suburban counties. Crowded but rural. I saw people I’m pretty sure I also saw in the Horn of Africa carrying Ak’s and FAL’s. Same track suits and everything.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 01, 2026 04:36 PM (rkCBr)

56 DEATH TO AMERICA!!!!!

And, please remember to vote DEMOCRAT.

That just might work.

Posted by: Orson at October 01, 2026 04:37 PM (dIske)

57 Because they're actually inbred retards.
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Yet there are entire city councils in American cities composed entirely of these inbred retards.

Posted by: Crusader at October 01, 2026 04:37 PM (TN0g+)

58 52 I believe their main conduit for that was Venezuela.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 01, 2026 04:30 PM

So our drug boat strikes and our decapitation of Venezuelan leadership was a two-fer regarding our enemies?

I sure do like it when governments operate efficiently!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 01, 2026 04:36 PM (HlyYF)

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Venezuela was a thorn in our side for a few reasons, but most of the drug boats were going to Europe.

Now, the drug boats have stopped, there are more governments in South and Central America at war with the cartels, and we effectively own the Venezuela oil reserves.

Oh, and we murdered a few dozen elite Cuban military personnel in like 2 minutes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 01, 2026 04:37 PM (U/fqy)

59 54 Russ Meyer, certainly the last, and perhaps greatest, of American auteurs, has observed that he cannot get a retrospective or definitive ranking of his works from TheJamesMadison.

When queried about this, TheJamesMadison is reported to have said "Trump has no response to this."

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 01, 2026 04:36 PM (0sNs1)

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He really doesn't.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 01, 2026 04:37 PM (U/fqy)

60 Dunno about current status, but Hezbollah (= IRGC) was very active with drug networks based in, of all places, the southern Brazil, Paraguay, Argentina triple border region. This was decades ago. It was surely part of the Project Cassandra investigation by the US which Obama the idiot squashed as part of his insane quest for a disastrous "deal" with the mullahs.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 01, 2026 04:37 PM (U/Byj)

61 It's the party of death.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 01, 2026 04:37 PM (jJdaW)

62
Turkeys vote Yes for Thanksgiving!!!

Posted by: Frank Barone at October 01, 2026 04:38 PM (OkYzo)

63 Good evening...

Posted by: A. Hitchcock at October 01, 2026 04:38 PM (2Ez/1)

64 No true Under-29er is going to read a 25 page letter. Is there an AI TL;DR summary?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 01, 2026 04:29 PM (0sNs1)

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* Submitted to Chat ShainAI for your approval: *

A> "Hate America First and Vote for Homicidal-Suicidal Death Cults!"

Posted by: ShainS at October 01, 2026 04:38 PM (0S2LD)

65 The Blade is referring to himself in the third person. That's disturbing.
Posted by: dantesed at October 01, 2026 04:27 PM

Bob Dole isn't sure what Bob Dole thinks about that.
Posted by: But Bob Dole will let you know

Neither does Bob Ehrlich.
-- Bob Ehrlich

Posted by: Bulg at October 01, 2026 04:38 PM (77rzZ)

66 Because they're actually inbred retards.
---
2,000 years of fucking their first cousins.

But all cultures are equal....
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 01, 2026 04:36 PM (3cUTc)
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This is simply false. Iran has an ancient and sophisticated civilization. It was hijacked in 1979 by whackos with a big assist from Jimmy Carter.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 01, 2026 04:38 PM (ZOv7s)

67
Sounds reasonable.

Posted by: El Sayed, Piker, Mamdani Dem Coalition at October 01, 2026 04:39 PM (OkYzo)

68 i masturbated when i thought kamala was tough about attacking iran

and sid's ass is the best tasting ass

Posted by: Paul at October 01, 2026 04:39 PM (eKHEZ)

69 Chickens participate in breakfast, but the pig is committed to it.

Posted by: toby928(c) at October 01, 2026 04:39 PM (4NO2D)

70
The IRGC follows the Democratic line.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 01, 2026 04:39 PM (eRlcH)

71 Say what you want about the war, they must have some really good drugs in Iran.

How stoned do you have to be to write a 25 page letter to Democrats?

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 01, 2026 04:39 PM (UWnRS)

72 66 This is simply false. Iran has an ancient and sophisticated civilization. It was hijacked in 1979 by whackos with a big assist from Jimmy Carter.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 01, 2026 04:38 PM (ZOv7s)

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The IRGC are inbred retards.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 01, 2026 04:39 PM (U/fqy)

73 Shut up, dunce.

Posted by: toby928(c) at October 01, 2026 04:39 PM (4NO2D)

74 DEATH TO AMERICA!!!!!

And, please remember to vote DEMOCRAT.

That just might work.
Posted by: Orson at October 01, 2026 04:37 PM (dIske)
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Trump's people need to do a short spot showing Iranians screaming DEATH TO AMERICA, taking our Embassy, and then close it with "These people also want you to vote Democrat. Don't do it."

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 01, 2026 04:40 PM (ZOv7s)

75 M134D at night will change your life. Forever. It’s like the fire of hell is raining down.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 01, 2026 04:40 PM (rkCBr)

76 I think it's a great GOP ad to have Iran endorse the Dims!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 01, 2026 04:40 PM (hzuYO)

77 Afternoon.

I'm confused now. Should I post "First" "Sponge!" Or "Blade" when commenting now?

On topic? Whattya mean "be on topic"?

Posted by: Robert at October 01, 2026 04:41 PM (dpXJq)

78 What proof is there the IRGC actually produced it?

Posted by: I gotta ask at October 01, 2026 04:41 PM (2Ez/1)

79
The Blade is referring to himself in the third person. That's disturbing.
Posted by: dantesed at October 01, 2026 04:27 PM

__________

The Ricky Henderson of AoSHQ

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 01, 2026 04:41 PM (eRlcH)

80 This is simply false. Iran has an ancient and sophisticated civilization. It was hijacked in 1979 by whackos with a big assist from Jimmy Carter.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 01, 2026 04:38 PM

Jimmy Carter deserves a lot of blame for that. Demanding the Shah treat the Mullahs nicely and give them a voice. I can still hear my dad saying "That damned peanut farmer just got us into deep shit".

Posted by: Frank Barone at October 01, 2026 04:41 PM (OkYzo)

81 We must have killed the entire IRGC PR team. Anyone thought this was a good idea has a lower IQ than the average Somalian.

Do they want more Trump? Cause this is how you get more Trump.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 01, 2026 04:41 PM (viF8m)

82 Deport! Shoot!

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at October 01, 2026 04:41 PM (VQ7/I)

83 Zombie Ricky says Blade should knock it off - Zombie Ricky Henderson

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 01, 2026 04:42 PM (jivel)

84 I'm confused now. Should I post "First" "Sponge!" Or "Blade" when commenting now?
Posted by: Robert

"Bulg" will entertain bids on licensing rights.

Posted by: Bulg at October 01, 2026 04:43 PM (77rzZ)

85 Venezuela was a thorn in our side for a few reasons, but most of the drug boats were going to Europe.

Now, the drug boats have stopped, there are more governments in South and Central America at war with the cartels, and we effectively own the Venezuela oil reserves.

Oh, and we murdered a few dozen elite Cuban military personnel in like 2 minutes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 01, 2026 04:37 PM

To steal a line from the Orange Man:

"WINNING!"

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 01, 2026 04:43 PM (HlyYF)

86 Jimmy doesn't like this.

Posted by: Jimmy at October 01, 2026 04:43 PM (4NO2D)

87 Paul
Still mad Bangladesh won the war with Pakistan.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 01, 2026 04:43 PM (RIvkX)

88 25 pages?

There's no way I'm reading 25 pages of this Islamic garbage.

But neither will anyone else, so that's nice.

Though I'm tempted. There's probably some gem in there about how in the Democrat America, you can buttfuck a dog, so long as it's two villages away.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 01, 2026 04:43 PM (BI5O2)

89 87 Paul
Still mad Bangladesh won the war with Pakistan.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 01, 2026 04:43 PM (RIvkX)

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He's just mad that brat summer didn't lead to Kamala winning.

She was winning all the polls in September, and polls are never wrong.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 01, 2026 04:44 PM (U/fqy)

90 72 66 This is simply false. Iran has an ancient and sophisticated civilization. It was hijacked in 1979 by whackos with a big assist from Jimmy Carter.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 01, 2026 04:38 PM (ZOv7s)
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That's a major over-simplification. The Shah was a corrupt piece of shit. His family still is. Carter didn't hand over Iran. He just implied indifference...which IMO is why I champion sovereign nations over globalism and police state foreign policy.

I don't think we should have been propping up the Shah in the first place. And, yes, that's a gamble. But, reverse the players and tell me you'd appreciate some other nation influencing your leadership and government.

Posted by: Orson at October 01, 2026 04:44 PM (dIske)

91 73 Shut up, dunce.
Posted by: toby928(c) at October 01, 2026 04:39 PM (4NO2D)

But I didn't even post anything yet!

Posted by: 88C+u at October 01, 2026 04:44 PM (88C+u)

92 Jimmy Carter, History's Greatest Monster

Posted by: AoSHQ Stylebook at October 01, 2026 04:44 PM (4NO2D)

93 Commie mental defectives need a tweet or a 30 second sound bite. 25 pages. May as well be War and Peace.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 01, 2026 04:44 PM (jJdaW)

94 92 Jimmy Carter, History's Greatest Monster

Posted by: AoSHQ Stylebook at October 01, 2026 04:44 PM (4NO2D)

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Simpsons did it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 01, 2026 04:44 PM (U/fqy)

95 George is getting upset!

Posted by: George Costanza at October 01, 2026 04:44 PM (2Ez/1)

96 The Blade is referring to himself in the third person. That's disturbing.
Posted by: dantesed at October 01, 2026 04:27 PM

Bob Dole isn't sure what Bob Dole thinks about that.
Posted by: But Bob Dole will let you know

Jimmy doesn't like misunderstandings.

Posted by: Jimmy at October 01, 2026 04:44 PM (UjdFS)

97 Polymarket now says Maine is a toss up. The Dems look like they might be spiraling in

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 01, 2026 04:44 PM (jivel)

98 CNN has just learned that the Iranian Government has stated that all Americans who vote Democrat will get a rebate check from Iran in the amount of $1,000 USD.

When asked Sen Chuck Shumear said " This is good because it will help struggling Americans suffering from high gas prices. He also said once the Democrats were in office they would Impeach Trump again just to waste time so Trump cannot do anymore harm to the children of the world.

CNN believes this is legal for Iran to give money to the American people because it hurts Trump and we must get rid of Trump and elect Kami Harris as the next POTUS to restore peace and prosperity by raising taxes.

He also said that there are Bad Nukes and Mostly Peaceful Nukes, and he believes that Iran will have mostly peaceful Nukes. Killing only a couple hundred thousand Israelis' then millions.

Posted by: CNN Breaking News at October 01, 2026 04:45 PM (pe38Z)

99 The IRGC also lashed out against the US government designating the security force as a terrorist group, claiming there was not "a single verifiable instance where the IRGC has committed an act of violence against civilians."

That's right! Civilians are people and everyone the IRGC committed violence against were either kuffar or apostates and therefore neither people nor unallowed targets for Islamic enforcement activities.

Posted by: Babs Bunny at October 01, 2026 04:45 PM (vJrRc)

100 I don't think we should have been propping up the Shah in the first place. And, yes, that's a gamble. But, reverse the players and tell me you'd appreciate some other nation influencing your leadership and government.
Posted by: Orson at October 01, 2026 04:44 PM

It was the Cold War. Support was predicated on denying Russia any warm water bases.

Posted by: toby928(c) at October 01, 2026 04:45 PM (4NO2D)

101 / off Tiny Toons sock

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 01, 2026 04:45 PM (vJrRc)

102 97 Polymarket now says Maine is a toss up. The Dems look like they might be spiraling in

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 01, 2026 04:44 PM (jivel)

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I put $20 on Whatley winning in NC.

He was at 5 cents.

A win means about $400. Cashing out when it inevitably goes to 50/50 because of poll herding late October means about $200.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 01, 2026 04:46 PM (U/fqy)

103 think all the illegal aliens have all gone to NY and NJ. I had to go up to that area for a few days. While there I went up to one of the suburban counties. Crowded but rural. I saw people I’m pretty sure I also saw in the Horn of Africa carrying Ak’s and FAL’s. Same track suits and everything.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 01, 2026 04:36 PM (rkCBr)
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DShKs mounted on the beds of F-350s would be an awesome sight to behold at NJ county fairs.

Posted by: mrp at October 01, 2026 04:46 PM (rj6Yv)

104 * Submitted to Grok for your approval: *

Q> Can you summarize in the briefest possible way and number of words possible the 25-page letter Iran's Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC) put out addressed to Americans urging them to oppose President Donald Trump during the upcoming midterm elections?

A> [After "thinking" for 80 seconds:] "IRGC claims Iran won the US-Israel war, calls Trump a liar motivated by greed, and urges Americans to vote out him/his allies in midterms for peaceful coexistence."
Posted by: ShainS at October 01, 2026 04:35 PM (0S2LD)

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* Submitted to Chat ShainAI for your approval: *

A> "Hate America First and Vote for Homicidal-Suicidal Death Cults!"
Posted by: ShainS at October 01, 2026 04:38 PM

How many tokens does a subscription to Chat ShainAI require?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 01, 2026 04:46 PM (0sNs1)

105 The Persians were always enemies of Western Civilization, whether Zoroastrian or muzzie.

Posted by: Bulg at October 01, 2026 04:46 PM (77rzZ)

106 Sounds like ah mahhhvelous ideah!

Posted by: The Pint-Sized Slasher at October 01, 2026 04:46 PM (7Q0e+)

107
Remember, when the media say a race is "too close to call," it means the Democrat is going to be stomped like a bug.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 01, 2026 04:46 PM (eRlcH)

108 Polymarket says a lot of things.

Posted by: Ignore them all at October 01, 2026 04:47 PM (2Ez/1)

109 Yudhishthira's Dice, ISIS' communiques could be pretty entertaining. Full of quotes from obscure Islamic apocalypses. The one-eyed antichrist "dajjal" showing up to fight in some Syrian valley nobody's even heard of, Jesus coming back to slaughter ... pigs, something-something Mahdi.
Frank Herbert himself couldn't come up with a science fiction phantasmagoria like ISIS could.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 01, 2026 04:47 PM (88C+u)

110 That's a major over-simplification. The Shah was a corrupt piece of shit. His family still is. Carter didn't hand over Iran. He just implied indifference...which IMO is why I champion sovereign nations over globalism and police state foreign policy.

I don't think we should have been propping up the Shah in the first place. And, yes, that's a gamble. But, reverse the players and tell me you'd appreciate some other nation influencing your leadership and government.
Posted by: Orson at October 01, 2026 04:44 PM (dIske)
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I really appreciate hearing a differing point of view.

My main objection is this minimizes the geopolitical importance of Iran.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 01, 2026 04:47 PM (RIvkX)

111 >> Polymarket now says Maine is a toss up

Collins always outperforms, for some odd reason.

Posted by: garrett at October 01, 2026 04:48 PM (vNne8)

112 I think Trump will pull off another "So Called Miracle" and the Republicans hold both the House and Senate...

Posted by: Jackson K. at October 01, 2026 04:48 PM (5U1m0)

113 111 >> Polymarket now says Maine is a toss up

Collins always outperforms, for some odd reason.

Posted by: garrett at October 01, 2026 04:48 PM (vNne

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She has that independent image, her constituent services are really good, and she will knife anyone in the back behind closed doors in the state to retain power.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 01, 2026 04:48 PM (U/fqy)

114 "Bulg" will entertain bids on licensing rights.

Posted by: Bulg at October 01, 2026 04:43 PM

With this crowd, you might make more money by licensing "Bulge" instead.

I asked Ace if I could license "boobs", "bewbs", and all of the other permutations if I cut him in for 50% of the profits.

He turned down my offer. He said he didn't want to bankrupt any of our Top 10 Commentors.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 01, 2026 04:48 PM (HlyYF)

115 112 I think Trump will pull off another "So Called Miracle" and the Republicans hold both the House and Senate...

Posted by: Jackson K. at October 01, 2026 04:48 PM (5U1m0)

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Senate was never in question.

House would be something. Fingers crossed!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 01, 2026 04:49 PM (U/fqy)

116 I think Trump will pull off another "So Called Miracle" and the Republicans hold both the House and Senate...
Posted by: Jackson K. at October 01, 2026 04:48 PM

I'll do you one better Senate Rs+2, House Rs+8.

Posted by: toby928(c) lays down his marker at October 01, 2026 04:49 PM (4NO2D)

117 The Paolo, he has often been known to, how you say, outperform.

Posted by: The Paolo at October 01, 2026 04:49 PM (2Ez/1)

118 That's a major over-simplification. The Shah was a corrupt piece of shit. His family still is. Carter didn't hand over Iran. He just implied indifference...which IMO is why I champion sovereign nations over globalism and police state foreign policy.

I don't think we should have been propping up the Shah in the first place. And, yes, that's a gamble. But, reverse the players and tell me you'd appreciate some other nation influencing your leadership and government.
Posted by: Orson at October 01, 2026 04:44 PM (dIske)
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Yes, it's a pithy but correct summary. The Shad was the only viable leader outside of the Reds and the Mullahs, so pick your poison. But Carter, being an idiot, thought their was some Thomas Jefferson character in there or something. He showed America had no resolve and then proved it when our Marines surrendered the embassy and then he did jack shit other than order a half-assed rescue mission.

All Middle East states are corrupt. It's how their societies are structured. That isn't going to change until they want it to, the US tried for 20 years to make that happen.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 01, 2026 04:49 PM (ZOv7s)

119 ***Iran publishes propaganda letter
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Did Steve Martin write that letter?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 01, 2026 04:49 PM (+UcOf)

120 Republicans start ears Democrats end them
Posted by: Paul at October 01, 2026 04:39 PM (eKHEZ)

Keep your ears safe, everyone . Vote for Republicans!

Posted by: Van Gogh at October 01, 2026 04:49 PM (JrHfD)

121

Social unrest erupted across hundreds of French high schools and dozens of universities Thursday, forcing Prime Minister Sébastien Lecornu to convene an emergency meeting to address the "urban violence."

Corporate media describes the rioters as "French students" or "high school students," while alternative media outlets such as Remix News and Visegrád24 claim the rioters are migrant kids.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 01, 2026 04:49 PM (Cqx++)

122 This might be a clue why Iran is getting so pissy.

>>@SecScottBessent

>>Iran loaded ZERO crude oil onto tankers in September. The Trump Administration is cutting off the Iranian regime’s most critical source of revenue.

Operation Economic Outcast is severing the economic lifelines that have allowed Tehran to finance its terrorist agenda

Posted by: JackStraw at October 01, 2026 04:49 PM (viF8m)

123 So what happens when Islam conquers the world? Do they get extra virgins?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at October 01, 2026 04:49 PM (VQ7/I)

124 The White House is calling it a “farcical” attempt to meddle. Meanwhile their guy is polling at 32 percent and gas is through the roof.

> Americans on both sides of the aisle don't like being told what to do by a foreign Nation.

Oh come on now...one side of the aisle has Israel's wang in its mouth while the other side is half-heartedly cupping the balls while complaining about it, but making no attempt to unhand them.

No need to ask. Already on it. Also the New York Post is a far right wing disinformation rag, and only a complete dipshit fascist would find anything they publish credible.

Iran was for all intents and purposes contained in terms of US interests. This mess is 100% the idiotic decision of a dangerously demented toxic narcissist who got played like a fiddle by the Israeli government.

They just need to add “will only discuss future agreements with one Barack Hussein Obama” and Trump would throw the biggest fit in his entire pathetic life.

Is it terrible that as an international observer I have found Iran to be the moral authority and a better trustworthy source of information than the current US administration?

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at October 01, 2026 04:49 PM (EAQrO)

125 Hey look, we can't win again! We just can't!

Trump calls me all the time when we are in the majority. He expects stuff. I'm scared to take his calls, but you can't duck a call from the President. Can you?

Posted by: John Thune at October 01, 2026 04:50 PM (N3b7w)

126 124 Is it terrible that as an international observer I have found Iran to be the moral authority and a better trustworthy source of information than the current US administration?

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at October 01, 2026 04:49 PM (EAQrO)

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"Iran controls the strait, they just let all the ships through because they're very nice."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 01, 2026 04:50 PM (U/fqy)

127 A win means about $400. Cashing out when it inevitably goes to 50/50 because of poll herding late October means about $200.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 01, 2026 04:46 PM

That almost sounds like getting money for nothing.

Do you also get your chicks for free?

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 01, 2026 04:50 PM (HlyYF)

128 25 pages?

There's no way I'm reading 25 pages of this Islamic garbage.

But neither will anyone else, so that's nice.

Though I'm tempted. There's probably some gem in there about how in the Democrat America, you can buttfuck a dog, so long as it's two villages away.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 01, 2026 04:43 PM

Dude. There are at least two AI summaries posted in the comments above yours for your edification and delectation.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 01, 2026 04:50 PM (0sNs1)

129 France is getting near the 'it's toast' point.

As one wag on X said, I didn't know they had safaris in France:

https://tinyurl.com/4492hxzn

Posted by: beckster at October 01, 2026 04:51 PM (kX27y)

130 Remember, when the media say a race is "too close to call," it means the Democrat is going to be stomped like a bug.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 01, 2026 04:46 PM (eRlcH)
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I'm just remembering the epic gaslighting of two years ago when Harris had this huge lead in ALL the polls and then it vanished.

And the polls aren't detecting any trends, they are being de-faked so that the pollsters remain viable, which they've done for the last 30 years at least. It's gotten much, much worse, but they always and everywhere skew Dem.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 01, 2026 04:51 PM (ZOv7s)

131 Poll herding?

Posted by: You can DO that? at October 01, 2026 04:51 PM (2Ez/1)

132 https://tinyurl.com/2xctr3ds

@SteveMehlNews
CHRISTA PIKE:

I just spoke with a doctor well-versed in toxicology and poisonous drugs. They tell me the first big sign that this process was going wrong was the burning in Pike's arm. Likely points to the IV being placed incorrectly.

Here's what was said about long-term (1/2)

The doctor tells me Pike may suffer from a flurry of long-term effects. This includes skin necrosis, permanent scarring, functional impairment, compartment syndrome, chronic neuropathic pain and pigmentation change at the injection site.

Won't know for a couple days. (2/2)

Robert's solution: Bullet.

Posted by: Robert at October 01, 2026 04:52 PM (dpXJq)

133 Hey, remember during Trump I, John F'ing Kerry flee to Iran to negotiate with the Mullahs, in complete violation of every law and policy of the United States?

Good times. Good times.

Posted by: Sharkman at October 01, 2026 04:52 PM (c3dRb)

134 The Blade needs to get out more.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 01, 2026 04:52 PM (W2Pud)

135 What the hell does polymarket know about elections?

Posted by: dantesed at October 01, 2026 04:52 PM (Oy/m2)

136 Is it terrible that as an international observer I have found Iran to be the moral authority and a better trustworthy source of information than the current US administration?

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No.

It's retarded.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 01, 2026 04:52 PM (BI5O2)

137 Is it terrible that as an international observer I have found Iran to be the moral authority...

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison

Yes, it's terrible. But not in the way you think it is.

Posted by: Oddbob at October 01, 2026 04:52 PM (vTZFs)

138 You can trust the polls. Trust me.

Posted by: Francesca Hong at October 01, 2026 04:52 PM (2Ez/1)

139 130 I'm just remembering the epic gaslighting of two years ago when Harris had this huge lead in ALL the polls and then it vanished.

And the polls aren't detecting any trends, they are being de-faked so that the pollsters remain viable, which they've done for the last 30 years at least. It's gotten much, much worse, but they always and everywhere skew Dem.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 01, 2026 04:51 PM (ZOv7s)

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But the polling firms fixed the problems.

Remember, the worst polls now are 100% accurate because the best final polls from 2024 were 60% accurate.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 01, 2026 04:53 PM (U/fqy)

140 The doctor tells me Pike may suffer from a flurry of long-term effects.

I hope that one of them is death.

Posted by: toby928(c) at October 01, 2026 04:53 PM (4NO2D)

141 Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at October 01, 2026 04:49 PM (EAQrO)
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What an unbelievably juvenile worldview.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 01, 2026 04:53 PM (RIvkX)

142 So I have to wonder, are they silly enough to think this will harm Trump? Or do they think they are stating the obvious and only want people to SEE.

The Soviets and Chinese have always been careful not to stir up nationalistic backlash by supporting the Dems, are the Iranians that dumb, or have things changed.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 01, 2026 04:53 PM (UWnRS)

143 >> The Persians were always enemies of Western Civilization, whether Zoroastrian or muzzie.

*throws flag*

That’s largely counter factual as it relates to the Zoroastrians, who by the way are maybe, maybe 40,000 strong. Before the revolution They were largely western educated and embraced much of western society and democratic ideals. They also got steamrolled during the revolution. They are now marginalized and would love to see the Islamists fail.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 01, 2026 04:53 PM (wvJdC)

144 Israel's wang? Israel has Chinese operatives? Does Fang Fang know about this?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 01, 2026 04:53 PM (0sNs1)

145 >>>>America had no resolve and then proved it when our Marines surrendered the embassy and then he did jack shit other than order a half-assed rescue mission.

All Middle East states are corrupt. It's how their societies are structured. That isn't going to change until they want it to, the US tried for 20 years to make that happen.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
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The Marines did not surrender. They were told to stand down.

Carter not only gave tacit approval he facilitated the change.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 01, 2026 04:53 PM (+UcOf)

146
Reminds me that Osama Bin Laden actually made and distributed videos endorsing Kerry for President back in 2004 just before the election. Either he wanted Bush in office to continue the war, or he was monumentally stupid enough to think that his endorsement of Kerry would be enough to remove Bush from office.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 01, 2026 04:53 PM (y9nCu)

147 Do not take Lethal Injection if you are allergic to Lethal Injection.

Posted by: toby928(c) at October 01, 2026 04:54 PM (4NO2D)

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