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Esoteric ShaggyismHe has what he says are pictures and videos of Candace Owens showing she's a lesbian here. One video features Candace Owens -- or her spitting double -- being kissed by a woman embracing her from behind. And there's this one, which I call "Candace Canoodling." ![]() Not sure when this happened, but the account that was supposedly Candace Owens' first twitter account is protected: ![]()
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As I said earlier, this is a woman who lacks impulse control.
Posted by: Piper at September 28, 2026 05:21 PM (ZdaMQ) 2
But her husband is gay, so I am thinking he is not up in arms over this.
Posted by: Piper at September 28, 2026 05:23 PM (ZdaMQ) 3
>>>2 But her husband is gay, so I am thinking he is not up in arms over this.
this is all very odd. Posted by: ace at September 28, 2026 05:23 PM (1wjle) 4
Seriously. Does anyone really care?
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 28, 2026 05:24 PM (3Ope8) Posted by: ace at September 28, 2026 05:24 PM (1wjle) 6
I have to go with "do not care" on this one.
Posted by: Are you sure about this sir? at September 28, 2026 05:24 PM (U/7CP) 7
Lol.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 28, 2026 05:24 PM (zZu0s) 8
Pics or it didn't happen.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 28, 2026 05:24 PM (6ydKt) 9
A Sapphic Anti-Semite.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 28, 2026 05:25 PM (zZu0s) 10
3 >>>2 But her husband is gay, so I am thinking he is not up in arms over this.
this is all very odd. Posted by: ace at September 28, 2026 Well it’s not like she acts like a normal human to start. Posted by: Piper at September 28, 2026 05:25 PM (ZdaMQ) 11
As I said earlier, this is a woman who lacks impulse control.
Posted by: Piper A stack of personality disorders that looks like a telephone book. Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 28, 2026 05:26 PM (nEUC6) 12
>> I am thoroughly disgusted with Erika Kirk but oddly, I find her sexually attractive and want to munch that carpet like a fat kid on a piece of cake.
Posted by: Candaces Elbows at September 28, 2026 05:26 PM (zy41W) 13
Pics or it didn't happen.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 28, 2026 05:24 PM (6ydKt) Well-filmed explicit video or it didn't happen. Posted by: far cry at September 28, 2026 05:26 PM (wBRco) 14
Posted by: ace at September 28, 2026 05:24 PM (1wjle)
Why? FWIW, I'm not bustin' on you, I just don't understand the fascination with this. She's crazy like a shithouse mouse. Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 28, 2026 05:26 PM (3Ope8) 15
Seriously. Does anyone really care?
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 28, 2026 05:24 PM (3Ope If Jonah or Karl Rove had these allegations, there would be flaming skulls. ace always has a special knife reserved for the traitor, in my experience. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 28, 2026 05:26 PM (zZu0s) 16
I am bored with both she and Tucker Carlson ( and I don't listen to either of them) , but thanks for letting your readers know about her, Ace. Given the weirdness of the internet it's hard to know what's real about these folks .
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 28, 2026 05:27 PM (JrHfD) 17
Well-filmed explicit video or it didn't happen.
Posted by: far cry at September 28, 2026 05:26 PM (wBRco) Think one of the scenes from Caligula, but one is black. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 28, 2026 05:27 PM (zZu0s) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 28, 2026 05:27 PM (Cqx++) 19
Really. Who cares? Not me.
Posted by: Tuna at September 28, 2026 05:27 PM (lJ0H4) 20
13 Pics or it didn't happen.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 28, 2026 05:24 PM (6ydKt) Well-filmed explicit video or it didn't happen. Posted by: far cry at September 28, 2026 05:26 PM (wBRco) I thought nobody wanted to see those bits. Posted by: Reforger at September 28, 2026 05:27 PM (F9nWj) 21
Candace really deserves this.
I believe a good portion of her audience are females who consider themselves to be Christian, Carrie Prejean for instance (got kicked off that commission defending Candace & Tucker). This one might actually hit her bottom line. Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 28, 2026 05:28 PM (6ydKt) Posted by: four seasons at September 28, 2026 05:28 PM (/QHx4) 23
Well it’s not like she acts like a normal human to start.
Posted by: Piper at September 28, 2026 05:25 PM (ZdaMQ) Wait... is that a requirement? And for what? Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 28, 2026 05:28 PM (zZu0s) 24
This account details Candace's desire and passion for the female anatomy. She considers herself an expert at this.
Appreciative of a well-formed undercarriage, I'll bet. Posted by: Edward Andrews at September 28, 2026 05:29 PM (guGkK) 25
If I never heard the name "Candace Owens" ever again, it would still be too soon.
Seriously Ace, stop covering Candace Owens. Nobody cares. Posted by: Pooklord at September 28, 2026 05:29 PM (9MAOs) Posted by: ace at September 28, 2026 05:29 PM (1wjle) 27
Now if she was in a gay love affair with Nick Fuentes, you all would be intrigued.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 28, 2026 05:29 PM (zZu0s) 28
I find this credible but would like video proof. Ideally of fit, attractive females who wear party dresses.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 28, 2026 05:29 PM (s1VwS) 29
I thought nobody wanted to see those bits.
Posted by: Reforger at September 28, 2026 05:27 PM (F9nWj) I'm no Candace fan but she probably looked pretty good in college. Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 28, 2026 05:30 PM (6ydKt) 30
Every time someone here mentions CandyO I get excited for a brief second and think Elliott Easton is finally going to get some respect...and then I remember that its far more likely we're fixing to discuss that ugly anti-semitic oaf Candace Ovens.
Posted by: Crusader at September 28, 2026 05:30 PM (TN0g+) 31
Appreciative of a well-formed undercarriage, I'll bet.
Posted by: Edward Andrews at September 28, 2026 05:29 PM (guGkK) She's picking up the gauntlet thrown by Piper in the prior thread, probably. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 28, 2026 05:30 PM (zZu0s) 32
I honestly don't care to know about Candace's predilections.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026 05:30 PM (l3cgK) Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 28, 2026 05:30 PM (VyBeY) 34
I mean, I'll make plenty of fun about it and her, but I really don't care to know.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026 05:31 PM (l3cgK) 35
Seriously Ace, stop covering Candace Owens. Nobody cares.
Posted by: Pooklord at September 28, 2026 05:29 PM (9MAOs) Distracing us from the epstien files is what it's doing. Posted by: Reforger at September 28, 2026 05:31 PM (F9nWj) 36
33 "Christian tradwife" ?
O rly? LOL! Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 28, 2026 05:30 PM (VyBeY) Does Talarico have one?... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026 05:31 PM (l3cgK) 37
But sometimes I gotta take out the trash.
Posted by: ace at September 28, 2026 05:29 PM (1wjle) You're a giver, ace. Contrary to what garrett says. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 28, 2026 05:31 PM (zZu0s) 38
I demand that this blog be returned to its regularly-scheduled smart milblog content!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 28, 2026 05:32 PM (guGkK) 39
Candy Ovens may well be a clamdigger, but I very highly doubt she was trolling on perv sites like AFF (which is not a dating app, btw).
Why? Because ladies of even moderate attractiveness don’t need to troll sex sites. They can get whatever they want on demand. I also think if she was a lesbian, there would certainly be ladies from her college days who could vouch for her clit skills. 48 Hour Rule on this. Always be skeptical of bizzarely bad reporting on ppl you despise. Posted by: Elric the Blade at September 28, 2026 05:32 PM (v00bN) 40
Watch her eccentricities and how she speaks. I’ve spent a long time studying human mannerisms and body language. Candace has always been fundamentally dishonest and I never embraced her as someone who should be listen to. The cadence of her speech, body language, eye movements etc. all point to someone who is not just lying, but using her speech to cover up a deeper psychosis.
Posted by: Vengeance at September 28, 2026 05:32 PM (TylIK) 41
Does Talarico have one?...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026 05:31 PM (l3cgK) She lives in canada- you wouldnt know her. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 28, 2026 05:32 PM (zZu0s) 42
37 But sometimes I gotta take out the trash.
Posted by: ace at September 28, 2026 05:29 PM (1wjle) You're a giver, ace. Contrary to what garrett says. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 28, 2026 05:31 PM (zZu0s) I thought the terminology was pitcher and catcher... Maybe I'm just thinking about baseball... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026 05:32 PM (l3cgK) 43
I don't care either but the wicked irony and karma slap here is a beauty to behold.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 28, 2026 05:32 PM (6ydKt) 44
Look at the dude in the background. Even blurred out you can tell he's happy watching what he is watching.
Posted by: Reforger at September 28, 2026 05:33 PM (F9nWj) 45
Candy is a toxic cretin who deserves a light shined on her.
Posted by: Open Channel D at September 28, 2026 05:33 PM (S8Vnl) 46
Attention seeking whore. Holy crap. How much do you want to bet she goes troon next week.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 28, 2026 05:33 PM (W2Pud) 47
41 Does Talarico have one?...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026 05:31 PM (l3cgK) She lives in canada- you wouldnt know her. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 28, 2026 05:32 PM (zZu0s) He drove her to suicide? Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026 05:33 PM (l3cgK) 48
Well, Candace and me finally have something in common.
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 28, 2026 05:33 PM (jBygX) 49
Is she pregnant in that picture?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 28, 2026 05:34 PM (zZu0s) 50
Touché. People deserve to get as good as they give. This chick has been a grifting asshole for a long time. Run with the story.
Posted by: Vengeance at September 28, 2026 05:34 PM (TylIK) 51
39 Candy Ovens may well be a clamdigger, but I very highly doubt she was trolling on perv sites like AFF (which is not a dating app, btw).
Why? Because ladies of even moderate attractiveness don’t need to troll sex sites. They can get whatever they want on demand. I also think if she was a lesbian, there would certainly be ladies from her college days who could vouch for her clit skills. 48 Hour Rule on this. Always be skeptical of bizzarely bad reporting on ppl you despise. Posted by: Elric the Blade at September 28, 2026 05:32 PM (v00bN) awww...that's no fun Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 28, 2026 05:34 PM (s1VwS) 52
I'm all for anything that ruins this miserable slag's empire. She traded on a widow's grief. Let her downfall be very public, and spectacular, especially as an instruction to any upstart thinking about following her hoofprints...
Posted by: Joe Kidd at September 28, 2026 05:34 PM (08OqX) 53
I thought the preferred term was slash slobberer?
Posted by: Vengeance at September 28, 2026 05:35 PM (TylIK) 54
Candace Owens who?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 28, 2026 05:36 PM (fheZL) 55
She prefers annoying the fuck out of us.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 28, 2026 05:36 PM (axIQJ) Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 28, 2026 05:38 PM (RIvkX) 57
1 As I said earlier, this is a woman who lacks impulse control.
Posted by: Piper at September 28, 2026 05:21 PM (ZdaMQ) ------ Exactly this. Also she's friggin' cuckoo for cocoa puffs. Posted by: ballistic at September 28, 2026 05:38 PM (oqH4h) 58
Candace Owens who?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 28, 2026 05:36 PM Agree, her 15 minutes of fame are expired and we need to move on and push the ignore button on her. Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 28, 2026 05:38 PM (I43vL) 59
If you go into the @EroticShaggyism posts he/she links to this Substack (same owner) with the entire story:
Candace Owens: The Cheating Lesbian Funded By A Zionist—The Deconstruction of Candace Candace Owens' hidden homosexuality, the federal agent promoting RealCandaceO to become president so he can blackmail her with a sex tape, and the Zionist who secretly owns her anti-Zionist business https://tinyurl.com/yf9us6pu (Mystery Machine News) Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 28, 2026 05:39 PM (6ydKt) 60
I'll tell you one thing that is a lead-pipe, guaranteed lock of the week:
David French does not have a gay dating profile. David French of El Paso, Texas, that is. The other faggot that calls himself a conservative writer, I don't know about. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 28, 2026 05:39 PM (3cUTc) 61
>>> I am thoroughly disgusted with Erika Kirk but oddly, I find her sexually attractive and want to munch that carpet like a fat kid on a piece of cake
The rumors were that she wanted to marry Charlie and hated Erika for swooping in and jabbing him. Interesting plot twist if she was really into Erika the whole time! I would love to see this all turned on her and weaponized the way she weaponized her own rumor mill. Because her brand of "I'm just asking questions" grift is vile. Also, you allegedly used easily trackable personal info markers on gay dating apps? With your real birthday? Really? Posted by: LizLem at September 28, 2026 05:39 PM (xve9Q) 62
"...data leaks from 2007/2008 gay dating profiles connect to her emails, including a University of Rhode Island one."
+++ That was 18 years ago. Posted by: Person with a calendar at September 28, 2026 05:39 PM (2Ez/1) 63
Shame she has gone bat shit crazy, but really could care less who she is having sex with.
Look at Leftists, they are banging everyone everywhere Posted by: Skip at September 28, 2026 05:39 PM (Ia/+0) 64
What's up with the lawsuit against Ovens?
Posted by: Crusader at September 28, 2026 05:40 PM (TN0g+) 65
Candy is dandy, but lick her is quicker...
Posted by: Taj Mahal at September 28, 2026 05:40 PM (Fn+3X) 66
Not gonna lie that is kinda hawt.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 28, 2026 05:40 PM (ATp9+) Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 28, 2026 05:41 PM (6ydKt) 68
It wasn't me.
Posted by: Shaggy Owens at September 28, 2026 05:41 PM (88C+u) 69
Like I said earlier, and Ace also noted, these rumors aren’t new. I guess the actual dating site postings would be new, but the rumors about her being bi aren’t new.
Her relationship with her husband is more interesting to me, but only because I can’t figure out how she managed to make that happen as she is just not bright. Pretty privilege does make sense for a lot of it, but if he is gay, that falls apart. Guess they are both bi? Does it still count as a lavender marriage? Posted by: Piper at September 28, 2026 05:41 PM (ZdaMQ) 70
Also she's friggin' cuckoo for cocoa puffs.
Posted by: ballistic at September 28, 2026 05:38 PM Hey now, that phrase had been copyrighted. Posted by: Sonny the Cuckoo Bird at September 28, 2026 05:41 PM (I43vL) 71
I guess Netanyahu finally gave the subtle "go" signal for The Jews to drop this.
Posted by: ballistic at September 28, 2026 05:41 PM (oqH4h) 72
Crazy Ivan!
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 28, 2026 05:42 PM (I43vL) Posted by: What changed? at September 28, 2026 05:42 PM (2Ez/1) 74
Ya know guys, I'm guessing Candace is going to blame this on a Zionist plot.
Just a hunch. ----- I don't know--that seems a stretch... Posted by: Tucker C. at September 28, 2026 05:42 PM (TN0g+) 75
It wasn't me.
Posted by: Shaggy Owens at September 28, 2026 05:41 PM (88C+u) Hardwood Owens >>> Shaggy Owens Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 28, 2026 05:43 PM (axIQJ) 76
I was gonna borrow Sarah’s shocked face, but…
Posted by: epador at September 28, 2026 05:43 PM (TRnzq) 77
>>> Her relationship with her husband is more interesting to me, but only because I can’t figure out how she managed to make that happen as she is just not bright.
Oi, don't talk about my wife that way! Posted by: Prince Harry, another dumb Brit taken in by an American viper at September 28, 2026 05:43 PM (xve9Q) 78
Being homo explains a lot. Being crazy is more the rule than the exception.
Posted by: polynikes at September 28, 2026 05:44 PM (KC5Lt) 79
I guess Netanyahu finally gave the subtle "go" signal for The Jews to drop this.
Posted by: ballistic at September 28, 2026 05:41 PM (oqH4h) ===== I guess Imissed that part of the call. Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 28, 2026 05:44 PM (RIvkX) 80
65. made me laugh instead
Posted by: epador at September 28, 2026 05:45 PM (TRnzq) 81
Why? Because ladies of even moderate attractiveness don’t need to troll sex sites. They can get whatever they want on demand.
— These sites are more efficient though. No need for the bullshit. It’s meet up and fuck. Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 28, 2026 05:45 PM (ATp9+) 82
There are a lot of reports that Candace Owen's british husband is very gay, and it's just a marriage of convenience.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 28, 2026 05:45 PM (iOLNQ) 83
You know who has the full tea on this? Milo. And we went and deported his crazy tail back to the UK. Ace, shoot him an email. I am sure he is willing to talk. If you could stand it.
Posted by: Piper at September 28, 2026 05:45 PM (ZdaMQ) 84
I only care about candamo because she managed to stir up a bunch of copnspiracyies about Kirk's assassination, diverting attention from the real issue that the commicrats and their FNM buddies groomed skulls full of mush to believe they should kill assassinate persuasive conservatives like Charlie Kirk.
Turnabout is fair play, let her have to deal with the kind of shit she routinely pushes; but I wish I lived in a world where most people would use some logic to reject stupid conspiracies and also a world going "Canxxx who? Who cares about what this non-entity says or her sex life". Posted by: PaleRider at September 28, 2026 05:45 PM (xT7WA) 85
The evidence seems very compelling, but I'm invoking the 24-hour rule on this.
Posted by: Delurker at September 28, 2026 05:46 PM (2Drhq) 86
Like I said earlier, and Ace also noted, these rumors aren’t new. I guess the actual dating site postings would be new, but the rumors about her being bi aren’t new.
Her relationship with her husband is more interesting to me, but only because I can’t figure out how she managed to make that happen as she is just not bright. Pretty privilege does make sense for a lot of it, but if he is gay, that falls apart. Guess they are both bi? Does it still count as a lavender marriage? Posted by: Piper at September 28, 2026 05:41 PM (ZdaMQ) She's a 'celebrity' he's a rich English dude. Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 05:46 PM (uhVAy) 87
The mind that alters, alters all.
Posted by: Michael Savage 1998 at September 28, 2026 05:46 PM (Fn+3X) 88
I remember reading some Candace posts (that others had linked), and they actually seemed like something our 'ettes would have written. Very AOS "vibe" to the posts (that I saw).
Based on her current stuff, I cannot reconcile that at all with the past stuff I read. Was it an op on her part to capture right-wing eyeballs and then corrupt them? Did she have a stroke? Did she go from sober, to an alcoholic or serious drug user? I am not being snarky. I cannot grasp the change. (Will go back and read comments now in case someone has answered this.) Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 28, 2026 05:46 PM (HlyYF) 89
So . . .
Candace is not mad because Charlie chose Erika over her. Candace is mad because Erika chose Charlie over her and further enraged because Erika did not rush to her comforting arms after Charlie was out of the picture. Posted by: Sam at September 28, 2026 05:47 PM (7jMef) 90
Husband gay, wife batshit crazy lesbian.
Par for the course these days Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 28, 2026 05:48 PM (WyJlA) 91
The mind that alters, alters all.
Posted by: Michael Savage 1998 at September 28, 2026 05:46 PM (Fn+3X) ===== Listening to his show in those years saved me. Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 28, 2026 05:48 PM (RIvkX) 92
She’s a fake anyway.
Posted by: Cow Demon at September 28, 2026 05:48 PM (ezlON) 93
There are a lot of reports that Candace Owen's british husband is very gay, and it's just a marriage of convenience.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 28, 2026 05:45 PM (iOLNQ) I know a British couple who are just that. She’s bi and he’s a flamer. Posted by: polynikes at September 28, 2026 05:48 PM (KC5Lt) Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at September 28, 2026 05:49 PM (YcOeP) 95
She’s a fake anyway.
Posted by: Cow Demon at September 28, 2026 05:48 PM (ezlON) She's not a real conservative without a flannel plaid shirt. Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 05:49 PM (uhVAy) 96
All of this data on Cadnace in the Substack article; it seems like the work of somebody like DataRepublican.
Whoever it is dug long and hard to find these profiles and knew how to find things and present them with some strong accusations about her financing, etc. Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 28, 2026 05:50 PM (6ydKt) 97
am not being snarky. I cannot grasp the change.
(Will go back and read comments now in case someone has answered this.) Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 28, 2026 She is a grifter and has been from the get go. Read her history in how she started from start to finish. I wish she was the real thing, too, but she never has been. She has a nose (giggle) for where the next dollar can come from, though, and she knows how to be a chameleon. I will give her that. I mean even her husband called her a grifter to her face. Posted by: Piper at September 28, 2026 05:50 PM (ZdaMQ) 98
he's not a real conservative without a flannel plaid shirt.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 05:49 PM (uhVAy) This guy gets it. - Mike Pence Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 28, 2026 05:51 PM (ATp9+) 99
She's not a real conservative without a flannel plaid shirt.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 05:49 PM (uhVAy) Or a rebel yell ice chest and a penchant for young boys. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 28, 2026 05:51 PM (axIQJ) 100
She had a mental flip like Tucker only years before.
Posted by: polynikes at September 28, 2026 05:52 PM (KC5Lt) 101
I guess Netanyahu finally gave the subtle "go" signal for The Jews to drop this.
Posted by: ballistic at September 28, 2026 05:41 PM (oqH4h) --- It was in the subtext of his recent UN speech. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 28, 2026 05:52 PM (FZ29D) 102
She's a lesbian?
I'm going to have to remove her photo taped to the top of my wheat brown sex torso. Screw it. Lesbianism will just make it hotter. Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 28, 2026 05:52 PM (Sco7b) 103
That’s why I believe Tucker is also homo.
Posted by: polynikes at September 28, 2026 05:53 PM (KC5Lt) 104
I haven't quite yet figured out how it's the Jews' fault that I'm a mendacious lesbo, but trust me -- I'll find some Hebraic shenanigans behind it soon enough. Stay tuned!
Posted by: Candy "O"-wens at September 28, 2026 05:55 PM (Av6i5) 105
That’s why I believe Tucker is also homo.
Posted by: polynikes A man from Nantucket?? I shan't believe it! Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 28, 2026 05:55 PM (nEUC6) 106
The "Candace Canoodling" pic has been out, as it were, for awhile. I don't know who thinks that's anything other than a sexual dominance pose (and the girl she's with is into it).
If some married woman found a pic with her husband doing that to some other chick? Near-immediate divorce. That dude is FUCKED. Posted by: 88C+u at September 28, 2026 05:55 PM (88C+u) 107
She is a grifter and has been from the get go. Read her history in how she started from start to finish. I wish she was the real thing, too, but she never has been. She has a nose (giggle) for where the next dollar can come from, though, and she knows how to be a chameleon. I will give her that. I mean even her husband called her a grifter to her face.
Posted by: Piper at September 28, 2026 05:50 PM Thanks, Piper. I am used to the grifters like French and Kristol. I could see the mark being set up in almost every single post they made. I did NOT see that in Candace's posts from many years ago. I am always slightly dismayed when I discover my BS detector was not functioning properly. Therefore, I agree with Ace that Candace should be discussed, so we can more finely calibrate our BS detectors. Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 28, 2026 05:55 PM (HlyYF) 108
Owens deserves whatever bad shit comes her way. Anyone who would spread crazy conspiracy theories about the death of a guy who she claims was her friend while his wife is grieving and figuring out how to deal with everything including 2 young children is the lowest form of life.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 28, 2026 05:56 PM (viF8m) 109
The guy who Ace got the X post from is also claiming that Milo Y is blackmailing Candace with her lesbian videos. Those wacky LGBT folk
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 28, 2026 05:56 PM (WyJlA) 110
Gives a new angle to "Queers for Palestine."
Posted by: zombie at September 28, 2026 05:57 PM (Av6i5) 111
Not surprised. People like Owens constantly invent hysterical claims about others, in part, to keep the spotlight off themselves, as they have not closets but entire warehouses bursting with bones. Or carpets, well munched.
She's a disgusting POS. Like Carlson. Posted by: Sloucho at September 28, 2026 05:57 PM (cX7ix) 112
It was in the subtext of his recent UN speech.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 28, 2026 05:52 PM (FZ29D) The numbers, Mason! What do they mean?! Posted by: Ed Harris at September 28, 2026 05:58 PM (zZu0s) 113
Somewhere in the past, she made a run at Gal Gadot, got laughed at, and it's been "Joos!" ever since
Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 28, 2026 05:58 PM (4HoLg) 114
I don't think she is lesbian for the simple reason of her obsession with Charlie Kirk and monumental animosity to Erika Kirk.
Posted by: Decaf at September 28, 2026 05:59 PM (5BOLF) 115
Are we really going to let the Eggo Waffle thing slide by unremarked upon?
Posted by: Zombie Georgia O'keeffe at September 28, 2026 05:59 PM (vTZFs) 116
Wow.
I believe it as she's protected both by her skin color and whoever is paying her anti-semitic $. The photo of her above messing with the blonde chick in a wet tee...Candynoodle looks preggers. If her husband is indeed ghey one would have to ass-ume she misses an aspect of sex he can't give her. I won't go into this now, children. However, real men know what they are doing. No one deserves this "out" more than her. Especially after the evil spews towards Erika Kirk. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 28, 2026 05:59 PM (hzuYO) 117
Screw it. Lesbianism will just make it hotter. Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 28, 2026 05:52 PM (Sco7b) Y’all are so weird. 🤣 Posted by: Piper at September 28, 2026 06:00 PM (ZdaMQ) 118
I love and adore my wife! Handcuffed to a chair, wearing a ball gag, while watching my wife have a threesome with 2 hot Jewish chicks is pure and holy! Love is Love H8rs!!
Posted by: Candace's totally normal husband at September 28, 2026 06:00 PM (sAmhv) 119
Somewhere in the past, she made a run at Gal Gadot, got laughed at, and it's been "Joos!" ever since
Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 28, 2026 05:58 PM (4HoLg) You miss 100% of the shots you DON'T take. Posted by: Candace Owens at September 28, 2026 06:00 PM (zZu0s) 120
/sock
Posted by: Oddbob at September 28, 2026 06:00 PM (vTZFs) 121
On the good news front, the NHL season starts tomorrow!
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 28, 2026 06:01 PM (3Ope8) 122
the best thing about sex with Gal Gadot is because you know she can't fake it
Posted by: 88C+u at September 28, 2026 06:01 PM (88C+u) 123
This is weird.
The EsotericShaggyism nick found Candace's onld YouTube and saved some of the videos. In 2008 Candace did a type of satirical journalistic investigation into Adderall abuse at her college. About 6:22 in she comes in dressed as a cop and arrests some guys hopped up on Adderall. https://tinyurl.com/344htjy4 (preservetube.com) Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 28, 2026 06:02 PM (6ydKt) 124
She is a grifter and has been from the get go. "
This. Everyone in the greater DC political orbit is there for power or money. Nothing more. To expect better is a foolish thing. Posted by: man at September 28, 2026 06:02 PM (pfXMo) 125
the best thing about sex with Gal Gadot is because you know she can't fake it
Posted by: 88C+u at September 28, 2026 06:01 PM (88C+u) Damn. *golfclap* Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 28, 2026 06:03 PM (zZu0s) 126
Anyway, maybe this is just what she and ole George are in to. In all of it, it’s the least interesting thing. The fact she is dumb and mean should be her downfall, in a just world.
Posted by: Piper at September 28, 2026 06:04 PM (ZdaMQ) 127
Bride of PI agrees that Gal is fairly attractive.
Therefore, if I did make a run, my wife would probably only shoot me once ... in the leg ... with a .22. That right there is a sign of true love! Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 28, 2026 06:06 PM (HlyYF) 128
Ok. So the lesbian masking thing is a new solidarity signal out here.
So many more masks. All butch lesbians. People are sheep. Posted by: nurse ratched at September 28, 2026 06:06 PM (W2Pud) 129
Anyway, maybe this is just what she and ole George are in to. In all of it, it’s the least interesting thing. The fact she is dumb and mean should be her downfall, in a just world.
Posted by: Piper at September 28, 2026 06:04 PM (ZdaMQ) She chose for her home base to be in London. That's an L these days. Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 06:06 PM (uhVAy) 130
Candy-O is still a great album by The Cars.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 28, 2026 06:07 PM (3cUTc) 131
I mean even her husband called her a grifter to her face.
Posted by: Piper at September 28, 2026 05:50 PM (ZdaMQ) ---------------- And yet he still married her. A marriage of convenience? Posted by: Decaf at September 28, 2026 06:07 PM (5BOLF) 132
Owens deserves whatever bad shit comes her way. Anyone who would spread crazy conspiracy theories about the death of a guy who she claims was her friend while his wife is grieving and figuring out how to deal with everything including 2 young children is the lowest form of life.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 28, 2026 05:56 PM (viF8m) --------------- Lower than a snake's belly. Posted by: Decaf at September 28, 2026 06:08 PM (5BOLF) 133
You know who else was gay?
Posted by: Zombie Barney Fag at September 28, 2026 06:09 PM (cCXR+) 134
Candy-O is still a great album by The Cars.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 28, 2026 06:07 PM (3cUTc) In my top five best albums. Posted by: polynikes at September 28, 2026 06:10 PM (KC5Lt) 135
59 If you go into the @EroticShaggyism posts he/she links to this Substack (same owner) with the entire story:
Candace Owens: The Cheating Lesbian Funded By A Zionist—The Deconstruction of Candace Candace Owens' hidden homosexuality, the federal agent promoting RealCandaceO to become president so he can blackmail her with a sex tape, and the Zionist who secretly owns her anti-Zionist business https://tinyurl.com/yf9us6pu (Mystery Machine News) Posted by: SpeakingOf Jews get blamed for all the cool stuff. (kicks dirt, sadly walks away) Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 28, 2026 06:10 PM (sAmhv) 136
"Everyone in the greater DC political orbit is there for power or money.
Nothing more. To expect better is a foolish thing. Posted by: man at September 28, 2026 06:02 PM (pfXMo) " everyone but PDT Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 28, 2026 06:11 PM (VyBeY) 137
Jews get blamed for all the cool stuff.
(kicks dirt, sadly walks away) Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 28, 2026 06:10 PM (sAmhv) You can always be a Zionist.... Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 06:11 PM (uhVAy) 138
I still like the Cars
Posted by: Skip at September 28, 2026 06:11 PM (Ia/+0) Posted by: man at September 28, 2026 06:12 PM (pfXMo) 140
the best thing about sex with Gal Gadot is because you know she can't fake it
Posted by: 88C+u at September 28, 2026 06:01 PM (88C+u) Damn. *golfclap* Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 28, 2026 06:03 PM (zZu0s) lol Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 28, 2026 06:13 PM (dK+Kv) 141
I read that as "it takes four licks".
Posted by: torabora at September 28, 2026 06:13 PM (Wt1Rs) Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 28, 2026 06:14 PM (VyBeY) 143
103 That’s why I believe Tucker is also homo.
Posted by: polynikes When he converts to islam, that may be a problem. Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 28, 2026 06:14 PM (sAmhv) 144
Next: Carlson and Candace in torrid affair...Harlequin romance style.
Both in an embrace shedding clothing on the cover of Ebony and Ivory (one can only imagine the horror of his legs). I could put that on my fridge to lose some weight. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 28, 2026 06:14 PM (hzuYO) 145
*yawn*
Don't care if she prefers tacos over Vienna sausage. Posted by: wth at September 28, 2026 06:14 PM (UjdFS) Processing 0.02, elapsed 0.0282 seconds. |
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