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Three Years After a Gang of Immigrants Stabbed Innocent People While Declaring "We Are Here to Stab White People," French Judges Finally Charge the Killers with Murder -- and Anti-White Racism

The attack occurred three years ago.

I do not know why the decision to finally charge them with murder comes three years after the crime.


Nine members of a gang that descended upon a small French village to "stab white people" have been arrested after leaving one dead and 16 injured.


During a village winter ball in Crépol on Saturday evening, a gang of "outsiders" descended on the French village and went on a rampage that left a sixteen-year-old boy named Thomas dead and 16 others aged between 16 and 65 injured. The dance had seen around 300 of the 532 members of the village attend.

On Tuesday, the government announced per Le Figaro that it had arrested nine individuals in connection to the horrific attack on the. Reports have claimed that the band of young male attackers came from the La Monnaie neighborhood of Romans-sur-Crépol. The area has been associated with rampant issues involving drug trafficking and was the site of widespread unrest during the racially-inspired riots across France in July following the police shooting of an Algerian heritage teenager.

While police have yet to disclose any information about the backgrounds of the alleged attackers, Le Dauphiné Libéré newspaper reported that a young local man who was stabbed during the spree claimed that the knifemen pronounced their intent to specifically kill white people.

"We were having fun, we were among friends, having a good time together and a little towards the end, some people arrived. I heard that there was commotion outside, there was a crowd, I went out, I was stabbed in the shoulder and back, I saw my friend Thomas being stabbed, I was scared, I went back into the room," he said.

"I saw another friend of mine get stuck in the back, I compressed his wound to make a tourniquet, he was hit in the kidney. It was horror. For me, it was clearly an attack. The attackers said: 'We are here to stab white people'."

Now, three years later,
judges have finally charged them not just with murder but with anti-white, anti-France murders.

This is France, so judges actually bring the charges. I don't understand this whole system.


Nearly three years after the mob stabbings allegedly carried out by a group of youths at a dance party in the small French village of Crépol, judges have determined to charge 12 defendants with murder and attempted murder with the aggravating circumstance of "racism against white people and the French nation".


"Indeed, both the analysis of certain cell phones and wiretaps demonstrated that some of them possessed information about the events or the perpetrators, information they took care to conceal."

The decision by the judges to charge the defendants with crimes aggravated by anti-white racism came despite the local Valence public prosecutor's office saying that while there were "racist insults" made by both parties during the incident, they could not determine a racial motive behind the attack.

This desire to cover-up, yet again, for violent foreign terrorists could be what has caused the three year delay.


Le Figaro reported that the ruling came after the judges were presented with evidence from the General Alliance Against Racism and for Respect for French and Christian Identity (AGRIF), which has become a civil party involved in the case and is representing two young men who were present at the Crépol dance on the night of the attack.

However, three defence lawyers involved in the case have appealed the aggravating circumstance of racism and filed a motion calling for the recusal of the investigating judges who made the ruling.

Commenting on the decision to include charges of anti-white racism, the Mayor of Romans-sur-Isère, Marie-Hélène Thoraval, said that she welcomed the news.

...

Due to French privacy laws, the defendants have not been publicly named. Contemporaneous reports claimed that at least one of the alleged attackers was "of North African origin" while another was said to have had "a historically French first and last name".

Update to Fairfield Terror Bombing story:

If you're worried the UK government is being too hard on these future doctors and engineers and space wizards, don't worry, they've already released the flight-risk terrorists on bail.

British Counter Terrorism Police officials said on Monday that the suspects in the alleged terror plot on the Royal Air Force base at Fairford on Sunday have been released on bail, while only being identified publicly as "British nationals".

Amid a growing chorus for more information, UK authorities released a limited description of the five men alleged to have attempted to use explosives to attack RAF Fairford in Gloucestershire, which is a defacto U.S. Air Force base, including during Operation Epic Fury against the Islamist regime in Iran earlier this year.

According to the BBC, citing counter-terror officials, all five suspects are "British nationals", meaning that they have British citizenship. It is currently unclear whether all men were born in Britain, migrated to the country and were later granted passports, or have British ancestry.

The disclosure, which also omitted the suspects' names, stated only that they were London residents, including a 24-year-old from Camden, a 24-year-old from Willesden, and three men aged 23, 24, and 25 from Westminster. Due to recent demographic changes as a result of mass migration, all three areas of the British capital are now multicultural hubs, where the white British population has been relegated to minorities.

Speaking outside of Scotland Yard on Monday, the head of Counterterrorism Police, Assistant Commissioner Laurence Taylor, said that the five suspects have been released on bail after "extensive interviews". He cautioned that their release does not mean the investigation is over.

Yes it is. It's over.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:12 PM




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1 Yep

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 28, 2026 03:12 PM (kmiHN)

2 STOP!!
Don't stab me there
vital organs are
my NO NO square!

Posted by: nooneyouknowyouknow at September 28, 2026 03:13 PM (Iwv3U)

3 The goal of all western European governments is to replace their current populace with one easier to control.

The problem is these refugees/engineers/doctors don't want to wait to acquire power working their way through they existing technocracy they want it now.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 28, 2026 03:13 PM (sKqQm)

4
One motive for all crime.

Posted by: Auspex at September 28, 2026 03:14 PM (Y8DZL)

5 Posted by: nooneyouknowyouknow at September 28, 2026 03:13 PM (Iwv3U)

#2 and I'm already to quit this thread with a full laugh quota.

Posted by: weew at September 28, 2026 03:14 PM (ZXfgE)

6 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 03:14 PM (ccf/V)

7 No word yet on whether British authorities have arrested the farmer who noticed the not very British men.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 28, 2026 03:14 PM (0U5gm)

8 > If you're worried the UK government is being too hard on these future doctors and engineers and space wizards, don't worry, they've already released the flight-risk terrorists on bail.

It's a cover up, screw up, weak laws, weak judges, or weak prosecution, or some combination of the above. Whatever the real answer is, it's maddening.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 28, 2026 03:15 PM (mkw2N)

9 I recall a few years ago a couple of refugees murdered some British soldier and covered themselves in his blood.

The government told people to stop being rayciss and just acknowledge sometimes you really do have to just go an stab whitey

Posted by: 18-1 at September 28, 2026 03:15 PM (sKqQm)

10 I love Kipling's poem.

At some point we decide ENOUGH.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 28, 2026 03:15 PM (Sco7b)

11 The decision by the judges to charge the defendants with crimes aggravated by anti-white racism came despite the local Valence public prosecutor's office saying that while there were "racist insults" made by both parties during the incident, they could not determine a racial motive behind the attack.
--------

I thought only the US had a subset of people who become irrational and violent when hearing a magical word.

Posted by: ballistic at September 28, 2026 03:15 PM (oqH4h)

12 Yikes.

And you’re not allowed to defend yourself if you’re a white person.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 28, 2026 03:15 PM (W2Pud)

13 It must really suck to have people like that living in your country, kind of like here even.

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen at September 28, 2026 03:16 PM (Q/FnY)

14 "This is France, so judges actually bring the charges. I don't understand this whole system."
===

A name.

Marine Le Pen.


Posted by: mrp at September 28, 2026 03:16 PM (rj6Yv)

15 At some point we decide ENOUGH.

The problem is most Euro-niks are only now coming to the understanding their supposed right leaning opposition parties are controlled by the same people bringing all these invaders in and are afraid to vote for the actual opposition because they are rayciss.

I mean hell, Germans will tell you AfD is a far right wing racist org even when their leader is gay married to a Sri Lankan

Posted by: 18-1 at September 28, 2026 03:16 PM (sKqQm)

16 "the five suspects have been released on bail after "extensive interviews""

No water or boards were harmed during the interviews.

Posted by: gp at September 28, 2026 03:16 PM (Jr5Lq)

17 "While police have yet to disclose any information about the backgrounds of the alleged attackers..."


I'm guessing they were French nationals.

Posted by: Ripley at September 28, 2026 03:16 PM (GUOwU)

18 despite the local Valence public prosecutor's office saying that while there were "racist insults" made by both parties during the incident

Probably the victims were shouting things like the French equivalent of "Stop, you Algerian bastards".

I'm sure that accurately identifying a criminal's nationality is considered racist.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 28, 2026 03:17 PM (vJrRc)

19 finally charge them with murder comes three years after the crime."

Good croissants take time!

And the Brit thing? It's over, Johnny.

Posted by: man at September 28, 2026 03:17 PM (pfXMo)

20 "While police have yet to disclose any information about the backgrounds of the alleged attackers..."

I beat between those 5 guys they have mohammed in their names at least 6 times.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 28, 2026 03:17 PM (sKqQm)

21 Hey look, the UK government is super-busy right now, what with feeding their women and children to hungry new muslim citizens and all.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 28, 2026 03:17 PM (z8t9l)

22 I wonder how soon the French court system and government will allow as a "Human Right" these 'refugees' to move into the town a Waffen SS division cleansed of all life just after D-Day?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 28, 2026 03:17 PM (nK5/c)

23 The person that reported the terrorists originally called the base police and there was no answer. They then called the Brit version of 911 to report the incident.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 28, 2026 03:17 PM (QwZKw)

24 "The disclosure, which also omitted the suspects' names, stated only that they were London residents, including a 24-year-old from Camden, a 24-year-old from Willesden, and three men aged 23, 24, and 25 from Westminster."

That damn Tommy Robinson and his white supremacist friends ... always causing problems.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 28, 2026 03:18 PM (vbXSk)

25 >>>While police have yet to disclose any information about the backgrounds of the alleged attackers, Le Dauphiné Libéré newspaper reported that a young local man who was stabbed during the spree claimed that the knifemen pronounced their intent to specifically kill white people.

What doesn't kill you only diversifies you.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 28, 2026 03:18 PM (dK+Kv)

26 I bet the guy that damaged one of those boats with a knife will spend more time in jail.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 28, 2026 03:18 PM (sKqQm)

27
Who would have thought 10 years ago that the Limeys would be the big surrender monkeys over the Frogs?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 28, 2026 03:19 PM (y9nCu)

28 the five suspects have been released on bail after "extensive interviews"

"Whats your favorite halal butcher?
Which do you hate worse, Israel or the US?
Why did Trump make you do this? "

Posted by: man at September 28, 2026 03:20 PM (pfXMo)

29 Now, three years later, judges have finally charged them not just with murder but with anti-white, anti-France murders.
====================
And only because it was going to become a major campaign issue in the Presidential campaign if they did not.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 28, 2026 03:20 PM (z8t9l)

30 If the current illegal immigrant invasion of the UK was happening circa 1950, would the British and Irish vets from WWII overthrow the existing governments after watching them side with the invaders at every opportunity?

I kind of think they would have. Those guys certainly understood totalitarianism better than the current generation of toff wankers.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 28, 2026 03:20 PM (HlyYF)

31 *pulls out plans for the guillotine*

Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2026 03:20 PM (2WIwB)

32 Let me see if I have this right. A swarthy cultural enricher stabs me because I am white. If I then - post-stabbing - hurl a racial epithet at him, that justifies his attack.

Posted by: Butch at September 28, 2026 03:20 PM (98xTj)

33 Trump should order the CIA to just extradite these bastards to Guantanamo.

Posted by: The Dog at September 28, 2026 03:20 PM (XodLO)

34 The goal of all western European governments is to replace their current populace with one easier to control.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 28, 2026 03:13 PM (sKqQm)
----
Which is dumb, as anyone with half a functioning brain cell knows by now.

The imported population has no intention of being controlled.

As you point out, they want POWER and they want it NOW. And they are quite willing to kill anyone they want to get their way.

Even the "elite" are not quite that ruthless (yet).

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 28, 2026 03:20 PM (FZ29D)

35 What great Allies we have in Europe.

Sorry fucks.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 28, 2026 03:21 PM (kmiHN)

36 including a 24-year-old from Camden"

Probably never heard of Springsteen....

/oh

Posted by: man at September 28, 2026 03:21 PM (pfXMo)

37 Speaking outside of Scotland Yard on Monday, the head of Counterterrorism Police, Assistant Commissioner Laurence Taylor, said that the five suspects have been released on bail after "extensive interviews". He cautioned that their release does not mean the investigation is over.

Yes it is. It's over.

Posted by Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:12 PM



Yeah, you released them. They will not be seen again until the explosion.

Well done, Britain. You're on top of it, for sure.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 03:21 PM (ccf/V)

38 Why are western countries importing people that want to murder and rape their citizens while contributing nothing to their new society?

It must pay well.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 28, 2026 03:21 PM (kg+tO)

39 They must be Muslim, since the UK cops brought in Tommy Robinson on reflex.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 03:21 PM (uhVAy)

40 In the past I would find it difficult to watch the UK and EU commit suicide but I'm getting used to it now.

Rupert Lowe and Tommy Robinson are the UK's only hope...and it may be too bloody late.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 28, 2026 03:21 PM (hzuYO)

41 Nuclear powered industrial grade wood-chipper por favor.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 28, 2026 03:21 PM (nK5/c)

42 STOP!!
Don't stab me there
vital organs are
my NO NO square!
--
We put out a pamphlet and a song!
What more do you want us to do?!

/s/ the globalists, arresting civilians over mean Facebook posts.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 28, 2026 03:21 PM (3cUTc)

43 The five suspects names are Mohammad, Mohammed, Mohamed, Mohamad, Mohammud

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 28, 2026 03:21 PM (WyJlA)

44 Let me see if I have this right."

You do

Posted by: man at September 28, 2026 03:22 PM (pfXMo)

45 You know, if I were a Muslim fanatic bent on conquest, I believe I would almost disdain the idea of conquering the UK. It's like taking over a petting zoo. No glory in that.

Posted by: Paco at September 28, 2026 03:22 PM (2L+MU)

46 J'Accuse!

Posted by: Zola at September 28, 2026 03:22 PM (XeU6L)

47 'Even the "elite" are not quite that ruthless (yet).'

"Heaven forfend!"
- AI-amplified bat virologists.

Posted by: gp at September 28, 2026 03:23 PM (Jr5Lq)

48 Why are western countries importing people that want to murder and rape their citizens while contributing nothing to their new society?"

It's been a flaw in western thought for 2,000 years.

Posted by: man at September 28, 2026 03:23 PM (pfXMo)

49 The common denominator here is destruction. These barbarians don’t want to create. They want to take, set on fire, piss on the ashes and move to the next target, leaving a trail of blood and chaos behind.

Sounds satanic.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 28, 2026 03:23 PM (W2Pud)

50
/s/ the globalists, arresting civilians over mean Facebook posts.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 28, 2026 03:21 PM (3cUTc)



If only the Americans would stop producing MEAN MEMES!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 03:23 PM (ccf/V)

51 Nuclear powered industrial grade wood-chipper por favor.
Posted by: Anna Puma

We're gonna need more than one.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 28, 2026 03:23 PM (kmiHN)

52 The Brit’s have been beaten so far into submission over the slightest fear of being considered racist, it’s astounding. No one normal wants to be considered a racist, and I would hazard a guess few people truly are such. It is hardly racist to not want to be stabbed. Or raped. Or beheaded. I don’t care what you look like, I don’t want you doing that to me. That seems more like a survivalist.

Posted by: Piper at September 28, 2026 03:23 PM (ZdaMQ)

53 I hope everyone understands that Britain is now multicultural and, in many cultures, it is customary to park explosives outside airbases.

We have instructed the police to prosecute vigorously any one who exhibits hateful speech to other cultures, for example, by criticizing the Five Mohammeds (as we call them in government).

Posted by: PM Andy Burnham at September 28, 2026 03:24 PM (z8t9l)

54 43 The five suspects names are Mohammad, Mohammed, Mohamed, Mohamad, Mohammud
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 28, 2026 03:21 PM (WyJlA)

Pleased to meet you fellas. I'm Larry and this my brother Darryl and my other brother Darryl.

Posted by: Larry at September 28, 2026 03:24 PM (DFChe)

55 The common denominator here is destruction. These barbarians don’t want to create. They want to take, set on fire, piss on the ashes and move to the next target, leaving a trail of blood and chaos behind.

Sounds satanic.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 28, 2026 03:23 PM (W2Pud)




Best summation of islham ever.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 03:24 PM (ccf/V)

56 The goal of all western European governments is to replace their current populace with one easier to control.

The problem is these refugees/engineers/doctors don't want to wait to acquire power working their way through they existing technocracy they want it now.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 28, 2026 03:13 PM (sKqQm)

LOL. Like there is any group of people easier to control than modern Euros.

I'd say you were wrong, but given that the leaders of the Globalists and Euro nations are all idiots, this fits right in with their thinking. After all, they still want War with Russia even though they don't have armies or air forces.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 03:25 PM (uhVAy)

57 Rapproachment! It's the only way.

Posted by: ValJar at September 28, 2026 03:25 PM (XeU6L)

58 "From the Thames River to the sea, Muslim terrorist will be free" Said the five innocent English youths (just doing the will of Muhammad)

Posted by: illiniwek at September 28, 2026 03:25 PM (vbXSk)

59 The Brit’s have been beaten so far into submission over the slightest fear of being considered racist, it’s astounding"

It's the "upper crust" across the west. Sad, really.

Posted by: man at September 28, 2026 03:25 PM (pfXMo)

60 *types* *deletes*

Posted by: SciVo at September 28, 2026 03:26 PM (ke3zm)

61 *pulls out plans for the guillotine*
Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2026 03:20 PM (2WIwB)


In French class in Grade 12, as their submission for the required "French culture" project, two guys built and brought to class a functional guillotine.

I wonder if they'd get sent to prison nowadays.

Posted by: far cry at September 28, 2026 03:26 PM (wBRco)

62 Britain is at the weak men create hard times portion of the program.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 28, 2026 03:26 PM (u73oe)

63 Maybe this explains the fire under their collective asses.

Far right scores historic victory in French Senate election
Marine Le Pen’s National Rally can form a group in the French parliament’s upper house for the first time.

https://shorturl.at/qFUzd
Politico

Posted by: No Name Today at September 28, 2026 03:26 PM (8mulE)

64 43 The five suspects names are Mohammad, Mohammed, Mohamed, Mohamad, Mohammud
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 28, 2026 03:21 PM (WyJlA)

So Sidney and Jugdesh weren't invited?

Posted by: 88C+u at September 28, 2026 03:27 PM (88C+u)

65 They caught five “Middle-Eastern” looking guys (according to the witness that saw them and called the police) in three vans with fake business signs on the side, and filled with explosives.

But they are going to release them on bail while they continue investigating?

WTF else do you need to “keep investigating” that you can’t hold these guys for, if nothing else, “attempted terrorism”?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 28, 2026 03:27 PM (6ydKt)

66 What's an "anti-France" murder?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 28, 2026 03:27 PM (JzUSu)

67 I do not know why the decision to finally charge them with murder comes three years after the crime.

Because Marine Le Pen just won an election bigly, and they're finally realizing the consequences of their refusal to recognize Islamic terrorism.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 28, 2026 03:27 PM (Riz8t)

68
But they are going to release them on bail while they continue investigating?

WTF else do you need to “keep investigating” that you can’t hold these guys for, if nothing else, “attempted terrorism”?
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 28, 2026 03:27 PM (6ydKt)



It's not over until they decide it is......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 03:27 PM (ccf/V)

69 Why are western countries importing people that want to murder and rape their citizens while contributing nothing to their new society?"
---
Rapproachment! It's the only way.
Posted by: ValJar
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Bosh. Appeasement is the key.

Posted by: Neville Chamberlain at September 28, 2026 03:27 PM (XeU6L)

70 Related article on Islam-which I thought was very good on Islam- from Canadian " Rebel News" conservative site:

https://tinyurl.com/3xdmjvd7

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 28, 2026 03:28 PM (JrHfD)

71 What's an "anti-France" murder?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 28, 2026 03:27 PM (JzUSu)
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Any murder involving cheese.

Posted by: PM Andy Burnham at September 28, 2026 03:28 PM (5T19r)

72
>>widespread unrest during the racially-inspired riots across France in July following the police shooting of an Algerian heritage teenager.

=================

When they're criminals they're "French citizens." So quit blaming migrants. Nothing to see here.

When they're victims, they've got "Algerian heritage." Blame le supremacie blanche! Everything to see here!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 28, 2026 03:28 PM (mmrXZ)

73 *pulls out plans for the guillotine*
Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2026 03:20 PM (2WIwB)


Style guide recommends "whips out" instead of "pulls out"

Posted by: Doof at September 28, 2026 03:29 PM (ZV+zn)

74 "From the Thames River to the sea, Muslim terrorist will be free" Said the five innocent English youths (just doing the will of Muhammad)
Posted by: illiniwek at September 28, 2026 03:25 PM (vbXSk)

I find it amusing that the most feckless and cowardly of NATO nations opposing the operation in Iran have suffered invasion (Spain) and terrorist (UK). Yet the big Satans are unscathed. Such always to the appeasers of evil.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 03:29 PM (uhVAy)

75 Posted by: 18-1 at September 28, 2026 03:16 PM (sKqQm)

But they're still getting tired of all this.
At some point.

Also economically, when the debt finally comes due and there are REAL hard times...

There will be a lot of house cleaning.


Related to this tangentially, Canada's Montreal Massacre where 'Marc LePine' went into an engineering class and killed 14 women.

Late 80s. No pictures in the media. I know why now.

Muslim guy

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 28, 2026 03:29 PM (Sco7b)

76 52 The Brit’s have been beaten so far into submission over the slightest fear of being considered racist, it’s astounding. No one normal wants to be considered a racist, and I would hazard a guess few people truly are such. It is hardly racist to not want to be stabbed. Or raped. Or beheaded. I don’t care what you look like, I don’t want you doing that to me. That seems more like a survivalist.
Posted by: Piper at September 28, 2026 03:23 PM (ZdaMQ)
I don't want ANYBODY, including moslems stabbed, raped,
beheaded, or enslaved.

Posted by: Eromero at September 28, 2026 03:29 PM (LHPAg)

77
It's going to continue to happen, until the victims form a vigilante party and extract some justice.

Oh. Fwance? EU even?

Never mind. Nothing of note will happen to make it stop.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at September 28, 2026 03:29 PM (QVmho)

78 It's cool. They guy has another kidney, right?

Posted by: wth at September 28, 2026 03:30 PM (UjdFS)

79 What's an "anti-France" murder?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 28, 2026 03:27 PM (JzUSu)


Twenty Francs - same as in la ville

Posted by: Doof at September 28, 2026 03:30 PM (ZV+zn)

80 What's an "anti-France" murder?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba
------------

Marcel Marceau, attacked by jihadists.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 28, 2026 03:30 PM (XeU6L)

81 "islham does not go to a country to be A religion. It goes there to be THE dominating religion."


Know islham, no peace.

No islham, know peace.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 28, 2026 03:30 PM (ccf/V)

82 I do not know why the decision to finally charge them with murder comes three years after the crime.

Because Marine Le Pen just won an election bigly, and they're finally realizing the consequences of their refusal to recognize Islamic terrorism.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 28, 2026 03:27 PM (Riz8t)

Yup. France went for an Obama clone to grab power from the adults in the room, Macron.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 03:31 PM (uhVAy)

83 In response to the Five Mohammeds attempting to bomb our air base, the UK today announced a fine to be levied against Google of one billion pounds.

Let this be a lesson to you.

Posted by: PM Andy Burnham at September 28, 2026 03:31 PM (5T19r)

84 It's going to continue to happen, until the victims form a vigilante party and extract some justice.
------

The only way to be safe is to eliminate the threat.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 28, 2026 03:31 PM (XeU6L)

85 In French class in Grade 12, as their submission for the required "French culture" project, two guys built and brought to class a functional guillotine

Hate to see what the Spanish class did

Posted by: let's begin at September 28, 2026 03:32 PM (88C+u)

86 France has a system whereby the accused is guilty until proven innocent.

It has its advantages.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 28, 2026 03:32 PM (36x1j)

87 59 It's the "upper crust" across the west. Sad, really.
Posted by: man at September 28, 2026 03:25 PM (pfXMo)

I wish we could ask why - except I think we know the answer is not more complicated than that cool guy over there said it was hip to behave like this and I must be viewed as one of the hippest and social superiors. It’s not like *I* am at risk of being beheaded or anything. Right?

Posted by: Piper at September 28, 2026 03:32 PM (ZdaMQ)

88 Errr wasn't "Sarah" the one promising earnings of 3168 an hour? Were people really mourning the loss of an "ette" there?

Posted by: ... at September 28, 2026 03:33 PM (ZJQBk)

89 In response to the Five Mohammeds attempting to bomb our air base, the UK today announced a fine to be levied against Google of one billion pounds.

Let this be a lesson to you.
Posted by: PM Andy Burnham at September 28, 2026 03:31 PM (5T19r)

Google should just cut service to anyone in the UK government.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 03:33 PM (uhVAy)

90 *pulls out plans for the guillotine*
Posted by: Diogenes
........

Almost as much a crowd pleaser as the woodchipper.

Posted by: wth at September 28, 2026 03:33 PM (UjdFS)

91 Pretty much every commenter for a UK blogger video about this thinks it was a false flag.

Posted by: steevy at September 28, 2026 03:33 PM (YwEeS)

92 In French class in Grade 12, as their submission for the required "French culture" project, two guys built and brought to class a functional guillotine

Hate to see what the Spanish class did


Pretty easy A. Bring in a bunch of sticks and set them on fire.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 28, 2026 03:33 PM (Riz8t)

93 Terrorists can kill lots of people, yelling how much they hate the infidels and are engaging in Jihad against the West...and the UK will just let them out on parole?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026 03:33 PM (l3cgK)

94 73 *pulls out plans for the guillotine*
Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2026 03:20 PM (2WIwB)

Style guide recommends "whips out" instead of "pulls out"
Posted by: Doof at September 28, 2026 03:29 PM (ZV+zn)

Only at the "plans" phase?

Posted by: Reforger at September 28, 2026 03:34 PM (F9nWj)

95
>>He cautioned that their release does not mean the investigation is over.

=================

Nudge, wink

Posted by: Cambridge Anthropology Department at September 28, 2026 03:34 PM (mmrXZ)

96 We can't say we are any better, other than a few low level street thugs, Antifa operates with impunity in the USA despite them being declared a domestic terrorist organization a year ago.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 28, 2026 03:34 PM (DbmIv)

97 92 In French class in Grade 12, as their submission for the required "French culture" project, two guys built and brought to class a functional guillotine

Hate to see what the Spanish class did

Pretty easy A. Bring in a bunch of sticks and set them on fire.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 28, 2026 03:33 PM (Riz8t)

No one expected the Spanish Inquisition...okay, maybe Spanish class did...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026 03:34 PM (l3cgK)

98 Errr wasn't "Sarah" the one promising earnings of 3168 an hour? Were people really mourning the loss of an "ette" there?
Posted by: ... at September 28, 2026 03:33 PM (ZJQBk)


Sounds thoughtful and kind to me.

Piper just offers kale. Well and diet exercise advice.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 03:34 PM (uhVAy)

99 Why are they being charged? Because Marine LePen is surging in the polls, that's why.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 28, 2026 03:34 PM (peOdB)

100 UK: "Once we realized they were moslems, we apologized profusely and gave them all the bombs they could carry."

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 28, 2026 03:35 PM (CHHv1)

101 Though I am surprised there wasn't a series of terror raids like that one across the EU since then.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 28, 2026 03:35 PM (nEUC6)

102
Pretty much every commenter for a UK blogger video about this thinks it was a false flag.
Posted by: steevy

=================

Like, there were no explosives? Vans full of flour and sugar for the Great British Baking Show?

Posted by: Cambridge Anthropology Department at September 28, 2026 03:35 PM (mmrXZ)

103 I think their plan was to roll two of those vans onto the base to try and destroy some planes, or at least to the base entrance, blow those vans up there and then all five would escape in the third van. Since they had an odd man out that was in a van by himself, my guess is his entire job was getaway for the other four.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 28, 2026 03:35 PM (6ydKt)

104 We can't say we are any better, other than a few low level street thugs, Antifa operates with impunity in the USA despite them being declared a domestic terrorist organization a year ago.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 28, 2026 03:34 PM (DbmIv)

Texas just sentenced a passel of them to up to 100 year terms in prison.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 03:35 PM (uhVAy)

105 Piper just offers kale. Well and diet exercise advice.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 03:34 PM (uhVAy)

And really funny typos! Don’t forget that!

Posted by: Piper at September 28, 2026 03:36 PM (ZdaMQ)

106 DGSE should be going house to house and shooting Islamist bastards as they sleep.

Posted by: mr tmz at September 28, 2026 03:36 PM (rJ48h)

107
sock

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 28, 2026 03:36 PM (mmrXZ)

108 As part of our investigation into the Five Mohammeds we will also investigate how the UK could have better supported these young citizens, whether they felt welcome into society, and if our Midnight Mosque Basketball League provided sufficient exercise.

Posted by: PM Andy Burnham at September 28, 2026 03:36 PM (5T19r)

109 CNN reported, "the victims had no comment"...

Posted by: pahound at September 28, 2026 03:37 PM (/nGzD)

110 Though I am surprised there wasn't a series of terror raids like that one across the EU since then.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 28, 2026 03:35 PM (nEUC6)

Iran's checks started bouncing, that's why.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 03:37 PM (uhVAy)

111 Five British men from London arrested over RAF 'terror bomb plot' are all released on bail - as Iran 'categorically rejects' involvement

Stealing gasoline/diesel from farms. The barrels in the vans looked like explosives. Obviously would all run away when caught by a farmer. Then Trump gets caught lieing about national security. Again.

I don't understand the idea that Iran would be involved with this. What do they gain from provoking a country that has largely stayed uninvolved?

there is a right of resistance to people doing military attacks against you and Fairford is being used by the Americans for attacks on Iran. They're targeting American military then it's not really attacks against the UK.

Isn't the fact that they got released on Bail means there is no bomb? They aren’t terrorists, just stupid, and in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Trump talking about them as if he had the intel of them planning a "big damage" attack is going to be seriously weird if that is the case.

How great would it be if this was a Slow Horses type plot where the security services just wanted to make a tit out of Trump and Streeting.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 28, 2026 03:37 PM (PkrKm)

112 Since they had an odd man out that was in a van by himself, my guess is his entire job was getaway for the other four.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 28, 2026 03:35 PM (6ydKt)

They're doing it wrong. Supposed to blow up with everything and get virgins.

Posted by: Reforger at September 28, 2026 03:38 PM (F9nWj)

113 100 UK: "Once we realized they were moslems, we apologized profusely and gave them all the bombs they could carry."

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 28, 2026 03:35 PM (CHHv1)

https://youtu.be/meFJCeUWDyY
https://youtu.be/Kf3bw8KEZ44

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026 03:38 PM (l3cgK)

114 Weren't there some teenagers who attacked a mosque a couple of months ago whose names were in the very first article about the incident?

Posted by: Oglebay at September 28, 2026 03:39 PM (2ap+5)

115 Five British men from London arrested over RAF 'terror bomb plot' are all released on bail - as Iran 'categorically rejects' involvement

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 28, 2026 03:37 PM (PkrKm)

Iran denying complicity? Trump really HAS crushed them.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 03:39 PM (uhVAy)

116 What's the best way to observe Maj. Nidal Hasan's execution?

Probably a memorial or vigil for his victims?

Or is a whisky and cigar appropriate?

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at September 28, 2026 03:39 PM (GD2xa)

117 Piper just offers kale. Well and diet exercise advice.

Sounds like work. I like my odds with the get-rich-quick scheme better.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 28, 2026 03:39 PM (vTZFs)

118 came from the La Monnaie neighborhood

I'm La Monnaie.

Posted by: Vesper Lynd at September 28, 2026 03:39 PM (LSV6F)

119 according to Grok, no "viable explosives" were found.

"Some early media reports referred to suspected explosives, chemicals, or devices being present or seized.
By Monday 28 September, reports stated it was understood that the material found “was not viable explosives,” while police stressed the investigation was continuing. The five men were released on police bail under strict conditions and remain under investigation (with lines of inquiry including possible foreign-state involvement).

gloucestershirelive.co.uk

Police have not publicly detailed exactly what was recovered beyond the arrests under explosives legislation and the ongoing forensic examination of the vehicles. The situation was described as contained."

Posted by: illiniwek at September 28, 2026 03:39 PM (vbXSk)

120
>>During a village winter ball in Crépol on Saturday evening, a gang of "outsiders" descended on the French village and went on a rampage that left a sixteen-year-old boy named Thomas dead and 16 others aged between 16 and 65 injured.

===================

Sheesh, the resemblance to the October 7 massacre.

I'm trying to imagine something similar happening where I live, and the thought of people going back to politics as usual afterward is mind-blowing -- and yet it would happen.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 28, 2026 03:40 PM (mmrXZ)

121
Hate to see what the Spanish class did...
----
Ah. The Pear of Anquish:

https://shorturl.at/HGIga

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 28, 2026 03:40 PM (XeU6L)

122 Someone needs to drop a nuke on that big black cube thing in Saudi Arabia.

Then we get this party started.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 28, 2026 03:40 PM (W2Pud)

123 BTW, the Left is losing their sh*t over a new Trump rule that you can't borrow Federal money for majors that don't increase your expected future earnings.

Millions of people in the educational bureaucracy are involved in the production of useless degrees (all of them hard-core Leftists, of course), and They Are Not Happy.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 28, 2026 03:40 PM (aD4fx)

124 105 Piper just offers kale. Well and diet exercise advice.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 03:34 PM (uhVAy)

And really funny typos! Don’t forget that!

Posted by: Piper at September 28, 2026 03:36 PM (ZdaMQ)

My mom wrote a note, and as she was having problems with the pen, wanted to indicate the pen was responsible, so ended up writing, "The penis bad."..."pen" and "is" were written as if one word...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026 03:41 PM (l3cgK)

125 103 I think their plan was to roll two of those vans onto the base to try and destroy some planes, or at least to the base entrance, blow those vans up there and then all five would escape in the third van. Since they had an odd man out that was in a van by himself, my guess is his entire job was getaway for the other four.

Posted by: SpeakingOf
----

Woman called the base and warned them, they blew it off.
Frustrated she called the locals 999 then the Brit cops came and nabbed them. Brit fucking cops doing their job.
Yeah, we had the villains on our radar.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 28, 2026 03:41 PM (WY+aP)

126 Pretty much every commenter for a UK blogger video about this thinks it was a false flag.
Posted by: steevy at September 28, 2026 03:33 PM (YwEeS)

And what was the purpose of the false flag operation and by whom?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 28, 2026 03:41 PM (JrHfD)

127 "The situation was described as contained."

Bail == containment.

Posted by: gp at September 28, 2026 03:41 PM (Jr5Lq)

128 Stealing gasoline/diesel from farms. The barrels in the vans looked like explosives. Obviously would all run away when caught by a farmer. Then Trump gets caught lieing about national security. Again.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 28, 2026 03:37 PM (PkrKm)

The smartest way to avoid being caught by farmers after stealing gas (?) is to charge into a nearby military base or two.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 03:41 PM (uhVAy)

129 If the current illegal immigrant invasion of the UK was happening circa 1950, would the British and Irish vets from WWII overthrow the existing governments after watching them side with the invaders at every opportunity?

I've seen interviews with a couple of British WWII vets where they argued they wouldn't have signed up to fight then if they knew where their country would end up now.

They stopped the Germans and now they are getting conquered by the Jihadis instead, and it will go about the same for Britain's Jewish population...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 28, 2026 03:41 PM (sKqQm)

130
Mr. AsaJew shilling for Palestine and his fellow Jew Haters:


Kosher
@koshercockney
·
34m
Hamas quite literally thanked you.
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Sky News
@SkyNews
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9h
Foreign Secretary Ed Miliband: 'I want to say to the millions of people in this country and indeed elsewhere, who have been moved and outraged by the plight of the Palestinian people. We hear you. You were right'

Posted by: beckster at September 28, 2026 03:41 PM (kX27y)

131 What's the best way to observe Maj. Nidal Hasan's execution?
-------
Over the sights of a Garand.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 28, 2026 03:42 PM (XeU6L)

132 What's the best way to observe Maj. Nidal Hasan's execution?

You can't execute someone for a "workplace accident"!

Posted by: Barky Obama! at September 28, 2026 03:42 PM (aD4fx)

133 Britain is cooked. No Immigration from there, please.

Stew in the mess you made, Limey.

Posted by: Joe Mama at September 28, 2026 03:42 PM (TezPK)

134 Weren't there some teenagers who attacked a mosque a couple of months ago whose names were in the very first article about the incident?
Posted by: Oglebay at September 28, 2026 03:39 PM (2ap+5)

The gay lovers who also hated gays? And Jews?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 28, 2026 03:42 PM (zZu0s)

135
Police have not publicly detailed exactly what was recovered

Posted by: illiniwek

=================

Well c'mon! Detail it, you bloody limeys.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 28, 2026 03:42 PM (mmrXZ)

136 BTW, the Left is losing their sh*t over a new Trump rule that you can't borrow Federal money for majors that don't increase your expected future earnings.

Millions of people in the educational bureaucracy are involved in the production of useless degrees (all of them hard-core Leftists, of course), and They Are Not Happy.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 28, 2026 03:40 PM (aD4fx)
====================
And, thanks to Trump, their back-up employer is out of business!

Posted by: USAID gone caput! (along with all their NGO's) at September 28, 2026 03:42 PM (TPmOL)

137 Sheesh, the resemblance to the October 7 massacre.

I'm trying to imagine something similar happening where I live, and the thought of people going back to politics as usual afterward is mind-blowing -- and yet it would happen.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 28, 2026 03:40 PM (mmrXZ)

No SEC football games in your area?

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 03:43 PM (uhVAy)

138 and "is" were written as if one word...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026

Exactly.

Posted by: Piper at September 28, 2026 03:43 PM (ZdaMQ)

139 71 What's an "anti-France" murder?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 28, 2026 03:27 PM (JzUSu)
=================
Any murder involving cheese.
Posted by: PM Andy Burnham at September 28, 2026 03:28 PM (5T19r)
-------------------------------
*shifty eyes*

Posted by: Wallace at September 28, 2026 03:43 PM (brIJB)

140 ***According to the BBC, citing counter-terror officials, all five suspects are "British nationals", meaning that they have British citizenship.***
----

Britain does not have citizens it has subjects.


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 28, 2026 03:43 PM (WY+aP)

141 Whatever they were doing it's pretty telling that everyone in the world, including the UK anti terrorist force, assumed 5 muslims were planning so horrific attack as soon as their identities were known.

And then the UK just turned them lose and opened their borders wider.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 28, 2026 03:43 PM (viF8m)

142 122 Someone needs to drop a nuke on that big black cube thing in Saudi Arabia.

Then we get this party started.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 28, 2026 03:40 PM (W2Pud)

I've always wanted Isreal to bulldoze the top of the second temple and start construction on a third.

Posted by: Reforger at September 28, 2026 03:43 PM (ne7zz)

143 My mom wrote a note, and as she was having problems with the pen, wanted to indicate the pen was responsible, so ended up writing, "The penis bad."..."pen" and "is" were written as if one word...

Shtay in your lane, mom.

Posted by: Sean Connery at September 28, 2026 03:43 PM (vTZFs)

144 BTW, the Left is losing their sh*t over a new Trump rule that you can't borrow Federal money for majors that don't increase your expected future earnings.

Imagine a 18 year old with no assets going to a bank and asking for a $250K loan to started a $40k/year business in 4 years.

No one would approve that. And banks that did would be called predatory.

Now then why is this different if the $40k/year business is instead the average pay for a women studies/sociology/etc major?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 28, 2026 03:44 PM (sKqQm)

145 I don't understand the idea that Iran would be involved with this. What do they gain from provoking a country that has largely stayed uninvolved?

Sadly, I find it all too believable that you don't understand.

there is a right of resistance to people doing military attacks against you and Fairford is being used by the Americans for attacks on Iran. They're targeting American military then it's not really attacks against the UK.


Well, since Iran has been attacking American servicemen for the last 50 years or so, I guess that means we're well within out rights to attack them. You said it, I didn't.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 28, 2026 03:44 PM (Riz8t)

146 Woman called the base and warned them, they blew it off.

She is also certain that there were 8-10 people involved.

The Brits caught five, and called it good.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 28, 2026 03:44 PM (aD4fx)

147 Another point in all this, if we have fewer baristas with a 6 year degrees with hundreds of thousands of dollars in college loans we will probably also have fewer leftwing voters...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 28, 2026 03:45 PM (sKqQm)

148 No SEC football games in your area?
Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 03:43 PM (uhVAy)

Not what you meant, but I just imagined a parachute style attack on a southern football stadium.

FUCKING LOL. They'd die in a hail of gunfire just for interrupting the game.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 28, 2026 03:45 PM (zZu0s)

149 I've seen interviews with a couple of British WWII vets where they argued they wouldn't have signed up to fight then if they knew where their country would end up now.

They stopped the Germans and now they are getting conquered by the Jihadis instead, and it will go about the same for Britain's Jewish population...
Posted by: 18-1 at September 28, 2026 03:41 PM (sKqQm)

They were conquered by the Socialists in the 50s and 60s first.

They could have settled in as a midweight responsible nation like Japan. But they drank poison instead.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 03:45 PM (uhVAy)

150 121
Hate to see what the Spanish class did...
----
Ah. The Pear of Anquish:

https://shorturl.at/HGIga

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 28, 2026 03:40 PM (XeU6L)

The had a medieval torture devices show at one of the local museums many years ago...all sorts of devices, from iron maidens to racks to pears. Outside was a guillotine that gave me the heebie-jeebies...
All were actual period devices, some used.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026 03:45 PM (l3cgK)

151 We were busy.

Posted by: MI-5 at September 28, 2026 03:45 PM (J4Dwc)

152 "BTW, the Left is losing their sh*t over a new Trump rule that you can't borrow Federal money for majors that don't increase your expected future earnings."

Howsabout we get the Fed govt completely the hell out of the student loan biz? Works for me.

Posted by: gp at September 28, 2026 03:45 PM (Jr5Lq)

153 Macdala Monfiston, a Haitian woman living in Canada, had her four-year prison sentence reduced to two years less a day to be served in the community after she was convicted of brutally beating and biting a stranger's face. The reason it was reduced to two years less a day was because that's the threshold for automatic deportation. The Judge even noted this in the change of sentencing.

https://tinyurl.com/thz377af

And:

In September 2026, a 36-year-old woman named Diana Gonzalez was permanently disfigured after a stranger bit off a chunk of her forehead during a random, unprovoked attack in downtown Seattle, Washington. The assailant was later identified by prosecutors as 36-year-old Chameleia Chudley. Only, that was merely a misinterpretation of the woman's name. It was actually, Kamilia Chadli.

https://tinyurl.com/2z83n68h

I notice a trend. Pro tip: is a Nutzo woman comes after you and initiates violence, I suggest knocking her teeth out. Haitians and North Africans, especially.

Posted by: Orson at September 28, 2026 03:45 PM (dIske)

154
What's the best way to observe Maj. Nidal Hasan's execution?

================

Through the bottom of a half-empty vodka bottle.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 28, 2026 03:45 PM (mmrXZ)

155 136 BTW, the Left is losing their sh*t over a new Trump rule that you can't borrow Federal money for majors that don't increase your expected future earnings.

Millions of people in the educational bureaucracy are involved in the production of useless degrees (all of them hard-core Leftists, of course), and They Are Not Happy.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 28, 2026 03:40 PM (aD4fx)
====================
And, thanks to Trump, their back-up employer is out of business!

Posted by: USAID gone caput!
---

The government should not be in the loan business.
That's banks and pawn shops purview.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 28, 2026 03:46 PM (WY+aP)

156 I don't understand the idea that Iran would be involved with this. What do they gain from provoking a country that has largely stayed uninvolved?

Meanwhile the same people are arguing that Trump is deporting right leaning citizens...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 28, 2026 03:46 PM (sKqQm)

157 LOL. Like there is any group of people easier to control than modern Euros.

I'd say you were wrong, but given that the leaders of the Globalists and Euro nations are all idiots, this fits right in with their thinking. After all, they still want War with Russia even though they don't have armies or air forces.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 03:25 PM (uhVAy)


It's like... they know if they were as rich (ha) and incorrupt (haha) as Mississippi, they could easily afford a decent military. And they can either face the reality that their national economies and public administration are objectively inferior to our poorest state, or pretend they're ready to go toe-to-toe with the most battle-hardened, drone-proficient, arms-manufacturing nuclear power on Earth.

The psychological kicker, I think, is that the real suck is probably losing >85% (my guesstimate) of public expenditures to waste, grift, graft, fraud, and outright theft. And the people they most need to be realist about it are the grifters themselves, who would be the most threatened by serious questions.

Posted by: SciVo at September 28, 2026 03:46 PM (ke3zm)

158 Muslim guy
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 28, 2026 03:29 PM (Sco7b)

Name at birth: Gamil Gharbi

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 28, 2026 03:46 PM (peOdB)

159 "We are here to stab white people"...authorities "lets not jump to conclusions, we may never know their intent"

Posted by: Azjaeger at September 28, 2026 03:46 PM (4zDyG)

160 "The Islamic Center of San Diego Shooting on May 18, 2026, was a deadly attack where two teenage gunmen opened fire at the largest mosque in San Diego County, California.Overview of the AttackThe Incident: Two teenagers, identified as 17-year-old Cain Lee Clark and 18-year-old Caleb Liam Vazquez, carried out the shooting..."

We also know 17-year old North Carolinian Sarah Lindsey Santiago was also arrested as an accessory.

Posted by: Oglebay at September 28, 2026 03:46 PM (2ap+5)

161
I used to think the leadership in the UK didn't crack down because they were frightened by the blowback from the Musloid community. Now I realize that the leadership in the UK is riddled with second-generation Musloids and their sympathizers and apologists.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2026 03:46 PM (eRlcH)

162 127 "The situation was described as contained."

Bail == containment.

Posted by: gp at September 28, 2026 03:41 PM (Jr5Lq)

LOL, only in Newspeak.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026 03:46 PM (l3cgK)

163 >Canada's Montreal Massacre where 'Marc LePine' went into an engineering class and killed 14 women

You mean Gamil Gharbi?

Sometimes when there's a WTF release like this, it's because the security forces are going to surveil the hell out of them so they can trace them back to their handlers and suppliers.

I wish that was what was going on here.

Posted by: Daniel Ream at September 28, 2026 03:46 PM (LgYtf)

164 Blond Morticia wrote--
'I'm trying to imagine something similar happening where I live,'
I do this kind of thing most every day, only I consider it situational awareness.

Posted by: Eromero at September 28, 2026 03:47 PM (LHPAg)

165 I don't understand the idea that Iran would be involved with this. What do they gain from provoking a country that has largely stayed uninvolved?

Sadly, I find it all too believable that you don't understand.

there is a right of resistance to people doing military attacks against you and Fairford is being used by the Americans for attacks on Iran. They're targeting American military then it's not really attacks against the UK.


Well, since Iran has been attacking American servicemen for the last 50 years or so, I guess that means we're well within out rights to attack them. You said it, I didn't.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 28, 2026 03:44 PM (Riz8t)

If you were a pizzle nation like Iran's sympathizers, do you attack a strong nation or a weak, unprepared one who will let you out on bail if you fail?

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 03:47 PM (uhVAy)

166 94 73 *pulls out plans for the guillotine*
Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2026 03:20 PM (2WIwB)

Style guide recommends "whips out" instead of "pulls out"
Posted by: Doof at September 28, 2026 03:29 PM (ZV+zn)

Only at the "plans" phase?
Posted by: Reforger at September 28, 2026 03:34 PM (F9nWj)

I was corrected on this once. And I'm french canadian.

Woodchippers.
All their beloved go first.
And my idea, cameras as they go slowly in so as warnings to future generations retards.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 28, 2026 03:47 PM (Sco7b)

167 The had a medieval torture devices show at one of the local museums many years ago...all sorts of devices, from iron maidens to racks to pears. Outside was a guillotine that gave me the heebie-jeebies...
All were actual period devices, some used.


The iron maiden was never an actual torture/murder device.

The guillotine was invented as a more humane way to execute people - unlike a man with an axe it almost always but cleanly.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 28, 2026 03:48 PM (sKqQm)

168 Another point in all this, if we have fewer baristas with a 6 year degrees with hundreds of thousands of dollars in college loans we will probably also have fewer leftwing voters...

It's a two-fer - the Leftist educational bureaucrat loses xir job, and the Leftist barista without six figures of student loan debt is less inclined to call for the overthrow of capitalism.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 28, 2026 03:48 PM (aD4fx)

169
The situation was described as contained.

Meaning anyone mentioning this situation is now in custody.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2026 03:48 PM (eRlcH)

170 Blond Morticia wrote--
'I'm trying to imagine something similar happening where I live,'
I do this kind of thing most every day, only I consider it situational awareness.
Posted by: Eromero at September 28, 2026 03:47 PM (LHPAg)

I remember the strategy sessions as a kid about how to fight civil war against the next suburban block when it broke out.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 03:48 PM (uhVAy)

171 What's the best way to observe Maj. Nidal Hasan's execution?

After Mass at Sophia Logia.

Posted by: Oglebay at September 28, 2026 03:48 PM (2ap+5)

172 Almost as much a crowd pleaser as the woodchipper.
Posted by: wth at September 28, 2026 03:33 PM (UjdFS)

Woodchipper has better audio.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 28, 2026 03:49 PM (peOdB)

173 I used to think the leadership in the UK didn't crack down because they were frightened by the blowback from the Musloid community. Now I realize that the leadership in the UK is riddled with second-generation Musloids and their sympathizers and apologists.

Looking here in the US at people like Bombdaddy or Mayor Wu in Boston their electorate is mostly foreigners.

This is more advanced in Britain...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 28, 2026 03:49 PM (sKqQm)

174 146 Woman called the base and warned them, they blew it off.

She is also certain that there were 8-10 people involved.

The Brits caught five, and called it good.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 28, 2026 03:44 PM (aD4fx)

or good enough

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026 03:49 PM (l3cgK)

175 Iran denying complicity? Trump really HAS crushed them.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 03:39 PM (uhVAy)
----
I dunno. Makes a certain amount of sense. Use "plausible deniability" if they don't succeed.

But if they had succeeded (especially if they were suicide bombers who can't be questioned afterwards), then Iran can claim a great victory over the Great Satan.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 28, 2026 03:49 PM (FZ29D)

176
I believe the mosques built here in our country are full of weapons. I bet there was no oversight from the government when they were built, unlike if we were building something. We might offend them.

Posted by: four seasons at September 28, 2026 03:49 PM (/QHx4)

177 I used to think the leadership in the UK didn't crack down because they were frightened by the blowback from the Musloid community. Now I realize that the leadership in the UK is riddled with second-generation Musloids and their sympathizers and apologists.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2026 03:46 PM (eRlcH)

The UK has been dipshits on the near east since Lawrence of Arabia.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 03:50 PM (uhVAy)

178 What's the best way to observe Maj. Nidal Hasan's execution?
===================
On TV, from Alexandra Daddario's bed?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 28, 2026 03:50 PM (TPmOL)

179 They're doing it wrong. Supposed to blow up with everything and get virgins.

Posted by: Reforger at September 28, 2026 03:38 PM (F9nWj)

I'd agree, but if they were a sleeper cell, big if, they might have wanted to get away to cause more damage.

The fake business signs on the van, "Fuel 2You" (a legitimate UK business goes by "Fuel2U"), were magnetic. Easy to switch that out or take it off.

I don't think these guys wanted to die.
I think they were paid and wanted to live to spend the money.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 28, 2026 03:50 PM (6ydKt)

180 The guillotine was invented as a more humane way to execute people - unlike a man with an axe it almost always but cleanly.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 28, 2026 03:48 PM (sKqQm)
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It certainly put me out of a job.

Posted by: "Three Chop" Nick at September 28, 2026 03:50 PM (FZ29D)

181 I think King Charles is a crypto Muslim.

Posted by: mr tmz at September 28, 2026 03:51 PM (rJ48h)

182 So we know Whitney Whitehead, age 9, was arrested for dressing up as Haji for Halloween, but we will never know who drove a car through his 4th grade picnic.

Posted by: Oglebay at September 28, 2026 03:51 PM (2ap+5)

183 158 Muslim guy
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 28, 2026 03:29 PM (Sco7b)

Name at birth: Gamil Gharbi

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 28, 2026 03:46 PM (peOdB

I was young and naive.
But I kept wondering why no pictures of the guy.
Not one. That's when questioning started.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 28, 2026 03:51 PM (Sco7b)

184
I have gotten an unsolicited expression of interest in making me Director of AI Scientific & Patent Intelligence for a start-up. If it's not a scam, I'm the last person they'd want.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2026 03:51 PM (eRlcH)

185 "Police have not publicly detailed exactly what was recovered -----
Well c'mon! Detail it, you bloody limeys."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

Probably just a couple vans full of fertilizer ... nothing to see here, move along.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 28, 2026 03:51 PM (vbXSk)

186 I think King Charles is a crypto Muslim.
Posted by: mr tmz at September 28, 2026 03:51 PM (rJ48h)

Nah, he's just a dipshit inbred hack.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 03:52 PM (uhVAy)

187 Hey, what's got everyone worked up? It's not like some people did something.

Posted by: Ilhan Omar at September 28, 2026 03:52 PM (TPmOL)

188 >>I don't think these guys wanted to die.
I think they were paid and wanted to live to spend the money.

Somebody bought or rented those vans. If these are poor migrant boat people where did they get the money for the vans?

Posted by: JackStraw at September 28, 2026 03:52 PM (viF8m)

189 The UK has been dipshits on the near east since Lawrence of Arabia.

Yeah well you didn't get ridden hard by handsome manly sheik in the same place that Mohammed got Al-Zutt so you don't know about the love that dare not speak its name!

Posted by: Lawrence of Arabia at September 28, 2026 03:52 PM (sKqQm)

190 What's the best way to observe Maj. Nidal Hasan's execution?

Probably a memorial or vigil for his victims?

Or is a whisky and cigar appropriate?
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at September 28, 2026 03:39 PM (GD2xa)

The best way to observe it would be to set a date for it. Like tomorrow.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 28, 2026 03:53 PM (peOdB)

191
I believe the mosques built here in our country are full of weapons. I bet there was no oversight from the government when they were built, unlike if we were building something. We might offend them.

Posted by: four seasons at September 28, 2026 03:49 PM (/QHx4)


Before the US entered WWI, the Kaiser told the American Ambassador that if the Americans came in to the Entente, 500,000 German-Americans would rise up in support of the Fatherland. The ambassador replied that there were 500,001 lamp posts in the US.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2026 03:54 PM (eRlcH)

192 By human nature it's difficult to disrupt entrenched power.

Look at red America's political map.
Look at our difficulty with the blues.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 28, 2026 03:54 PM (WY+aP)

193 I remember the strategy sessions as a kid about how to fight civil war against the next suburban block when it broke out.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 03:48 PM (uhVAy)

We had hinged boards in all the backyard fences nobody knew about. We used leather. The wife and I were looking at one to buy a few months ago and I went hmmm. To the back yard I go. Yep, still there. Didn't work as the leather was rotten and dirt was piles up at the bottom but over almost 50 years nobody ever put any nails back into it. I'd bet at least half of those secret boards are still there.

Posted by: Reforger at September 28, 2026 03:55 PM (ne7zz)

194
the Left is losing their sh*t over a new Trump rule that you can't borrow Federal money for majors that don't increase your expected future earnings.

===============

I like the sentiment, but it seems hard to define the rules. English majors can become lawyers -- or beggars. The tech industry has wild ups and downs, so new Engineering grads might walk into good jobs or an employment desert.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 28, 2026 03:55 PM (mmrXZ)

195 Rightfully, the British government will announce in 2031 what happened in this case

Posted by: Terry Moran at September 28, 2026 03:55 PM (TPmOL)

196 186 I think King Charles is a crypto Muslim.
Posted by: mr tmz at September 28, 2026 03:51 PM (rJ48h)

Nah, he's just a dipshit inbred hack.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 03:52 PM (uhVAy)

When I think of Charles, I think of the comedian that was making fun of what you call people from various cities...
and describes a man from Tampa, as he puts out his hand to shake, "Hi, I'm a Tampan". ::: pronounced like tampon :::

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026 03:55 PM (l3cgK)

197 Somebody bought or rented those vans. If these are poor migrant boat people where did they get the money for the vans?

Posted by: JackStraw at September 28, 2026 03:52 PM (viF8m)


Yup, somebody had to pay up front for the vans, signs, and whatever they had in the barrels.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 28, 2026 03:56 PM (6ydKt)

198 BTW, the Left is losing their sh*t over a new Trump rule that you can't borrow Federal money for majors that don't increase your expected future earnings.

The hits just keep coming.

A Huron Consulting Group report projects that 442 of the nation’s 1,700 private, nonprofit four-year colleges—approximately 25%—face a high risk of closing or merging within the next decade. This "shakeout" is driven by a severe oversupply of seats relative to declining student demand, which stems from a falling birth rate and a decrease in the percentage of high school graduates attending college.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 28, 2026 03:56 PM (PkrKm)

199 *pulls out plans for the guillotine*
Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2026 03:20 PM (2WIwB)

Style guide recommends "whips out" instead of "pulls out"
Posted by: Doof at September 28, 2026 03:29 PM (ZV+zn)

***

Dang!
*pulls out Pee-Chee holding style notes*

Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2026 03:56 PM (2WIwB)

200 Breaking news on X: Candace Owens is a lesbian.

No, I don’t really want to think about that either.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 28, 2026 03:56 PM (2ocoG)

201 200 Breaking news on X: Candace Owens is a lesbian.

No, I don’t really want to think about that either.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 28, 2026 03:56 PM (2ocoG)

She's got a wide nose for things like that...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026 03:57 PM (l3cgK)

202 > "BTW, the Left is losing their sh*t over a new Trump rule that you can't borrow Federal money for majors that don't increase your expected future earnings."
-----------
What if it was left up to the lending institutions to decide whether a degree in "African folk art and it's effect on white supremacy" is worthy of a $150K student loan.

I doubt many banks, even the woke ones, would sit for losing millions on this sort of shit.

Yes, get the federal, state and local governments out of the entire lending apparatus. Let the banks fail if they buy into this crap. Too bad the depositors will loose everything, but then again, don't put your money into woke.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 28, 2026 03:57 PM (RORbl)

203 Before the US entered WWI, the Kaiser told the American Ambassador that if the Americans came in to the Entente, 500,000 German-Americans would rise up in support of the Fatherland. The ambassador replied that there were 500,001 lamp posts in the US.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2026 03:54 PM (eRlcH)

Some did. I read a biography of the commander of my great great Grandfather's civil war battery, and one of his descendants did sabotage operations in WWI in the US.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 03:58 PM (uhVAy)

204
Somebody bought or rented those vans. If these are poor migrant boat people where did they get the money for the vans?

Posted by: JackStraw at September 28, 2026 03:52 PM (viF8m)


OK, let's say 20,000 migrants (it's just a number). That's the equivalent of an Army division. What logistical support does a division require? That should tell you if there's someone behind this.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2026 03:58 PM (eRlcH)

205 Candace Owens is a lesbian.

She has a husband and a few kids.

Maybe she just had 3 margaritas and a night out with the girls?

Posted by: Obligatory at September 28, 2026 03:58 PM (sKqQm)

206 200 Breaking news on X: Candace Owens is a lesbian.

No, I don’t really want to think about that either.
Posted by: Ian S. at September

That is not breaking news! That has been suspected or spoken about or seen forever. Her husband is also gay. Seems a healthy environment all around.

Posted by: Piper at September 28, 2026 03:59 PM (ZdaMQ)

207 Yes, get the federal, state and local governments out of the entire lending apparatus. Let the banks fail if they buy into this crap. Too bad the depositors will loose everything, but then again, don't put your money into woke.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 28, 2026 03:57 PM (RORbl)

Let the unis use those huge endowments for this cause. In fact, force them to. Make them give the loans and allow graduates to stiff them if they want to.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 03:59 PM (uhVAy)

208 Has a date been set for Nidal Hassan's execution?
He's been incarcerated for a long time.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 28, 2026 03:59 PM (JrHfD)

209 When I think of Charles, I think of the comedian that was making fun of what you call people from various cities...
and describes a man from Tampa, as he puts out his hand to shake, "Hi, I'm a Tampan". ::: pronounced like tampon :::

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026 03:55 PM (l3cgK)

Fugging, Upper Austria.

Used to be named F*cking (correctly), but they changed it for obvious reasons and the amount of tourists who rode through town just to get a picture next to the sign.

I guess they just call the residents 'Fuggers'.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 28, 2026 04:00 PM (6ydKt)

210 167 The had a medieval torture devices show at one of the local museums many years ago...all sorts of devices, from iron maidens to racks to pears. Outside was a guillotine that gave me the heebie-jeebies...
All were actual period devices, some used.

The iron maiden was never an actual torture/murder device.

The guillotine was invented as a more humane way to execute people - unlike a man with an axe it almost always but cleanly.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 28, 2026 03:48 PM (sKqQm)

___________________________

There's a touristy town in Germany called Rothenburg ob der Tauber. It's a town that caters to Chirstmas year round. Gifts, decorations, music...a really lovely place. BUT, right in the center of town is a Medieval Torture and Crime Museum that is open for tourists. It has an authentic Iron Maiden (where they guide actually explains its actual use)....then they have just about every digusting torture device that you could imagine. It was surreal going in there, and exiting out into Christmas Land. Very German, I guess.

Posted by: Orson at September 28, 2026 04:00 PM (dIske)

211 Why did she had five kids with her husband if Candace Owen's is gay?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 28, 2026 04:01 PM (JrHfD)

212
I guess they just call the residents 'Fuggers'.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 28, 2026 04:00 PM (6ydKt)


No, those are the bankers.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2026 04:01 PM (eRlcH)

213 A Huron Consulting Group report projects that 442 of the nation’s 1,700 private, nonprofit four-year colleges—approximately 25%—face a high risk of closing or merging within the next decade. This "shakeout" is driven by a severe oversupply of seats relative to declining student demand, which stems from a falling birth rate and a decrease in the percentage of high school graduates attending college.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 28, 2026 03:56 PM (PkrKm)

Non profit university my ass. They squeezed the shit out of me for housing, food, and the classes.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 04:02 PM (uhVAy)

214 Anyone listen to Trump today?

Mesabi Metallics is investing a bazillion dollars to mine the Iron Range in MN.
They are going to float that iron down the Mississippi to Iowa where they are investing $2 bazillion dollars in a foundry to make steel. American Steel.

This cuts Brazil and China out of the loop.
Feast on it, Indian haters

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 28, 2026 04:02 PM (WY+aP)

215 Somebody bought or rented those vans. If these are poor migrant boat people where did they get the money for the vans?

Posted by: JackStraw at September 28, 2026 03:52 PM (viF8m)

_______________________

One of the detailed articles said at least one had the name of a business on the side. It was used for plumbing. I forget the name.

Posted by: Orson at September 28, 2026 04:02 PM (dIske)

216 Why did she had five kids with her husband if Candace Owen's is gay?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 28, 2026 04:01 PM (JrHfD)

I figured her for a Charlie Kirk alpha widow.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 04:02 PM (uhVAy)

217 176
I believe the mosques built here in our country are full of weapons. I bet there was no oversight from the government when they were built, unlike if we were building something. We might offend them.

Posted by: four seasons at September 28, 2026 03:49 PM (/QHx4)
They should be so offended as to leave America ad go someplace else.

Posted by: Eromero at September 28, 2026 04:02 PM (LHPAg)

218 200 Breaking news on X: Candace Owens is a lesbian.

No, I don’t really want to think about that either.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 28, 2026 03:56 PM (2ocoG)
-----

At least she'll have no trouble breathing while she's, er...snorkeling

Posted by: ballistic at September 28, 2026 04:02 PM (oqH4h)

219 I was young and naive.
But I kept wondering why no pictures of the guy.
Not one. That's when questioning started.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 28, 2026 03:51 PM (Sco7b)

Half Algerian, and half Quebecois nun. He was pretty darned white to look at.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 28, 2026 04:03 PM (peOdB)

220 Did you know that intentionally bringing in a foreign population to weaken or displace a native population is considered a human rights violation and a war crime?

Those are the shitlibs own rules.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 28, 2026 04:03 PM (8T+WD)

221 There's a touristy town in Germany called Rothenburg ob der Tauber. It's a town that caters to Chirstmas year round. Gifts, decorations, music...a really lovely place. BUT, right in the center of town is a Medieval Torture and Crime Museum that is open for tourists. It has an authentic Iron Maiden (where they guide actually explains its actual use)

From their webpage:

Quick fact: The Iron Maiden plays a major role in the crime museum. The exhibition clears up one idea: unlike Bram Stoker's literary depiction, it was not used as an instrument of torture or murder, but was subject to honorary punishments. The dangerous nails were added later.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 28, 2026 04:03 PM (sKqQm)

222 There's a touristy town in Germany called Rothenburg ob der Tauber. It's a town that caters to Chirstmas year round. Gifts, decorations, music...a really lovely place. BUT, right in the center of town is a Medieval Torture and Crime Museum that is open for tourists. It has an authentic Iron Maiden (where they guide actually explains its actual use)....then they have just about every digusting torture device that you could imagine. It was surreal going in there, and exiting out into Christmas Land. Very German, I guess.
Posted by: Orson at September 28, 2026 04:00 PM (dIske)

***

I know that town well and have many wonderful memories of my visits there. And that museum in a Must Visit for anyone going to Germany.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2026 04:03 PM (2WIwB)

223 There's a touristy town in Germany called Rothenburg ob der Tauber. It's a town that caters to Chirstmas year round.
Posted by: Orson
__________

Is that what Frankenmuth in Michigan is modeled on? And that town in northeastern Georgia (forgot the name).

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 28, 2026 04:03 PM (JzUSu)

224 >>OK, let's say 20,000 migrants (it's just a number). That's the equivalent of an Army division. What logistical support does a division require? That should tell you if there's someone behind this.

I don't think every muslim living in the west is being funded or even requires it. Many believe it is their duty to invade and kill or enslave. And many just get handouts, generous ones, from western governments including ours or the start Leering Centers and rob us.

But operational groups get funding. It took less than 20 of them to kill 3000 Americans and they were funded.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 28, 2026 04:04 PM (viF8m)

225 Anyone listen to Trump today?

Mesabi Metallics is investing a bazillion dollars to mine the Iron Range in MN.
They are going to float that iron down the Mississippi to Iowa where they are investing $2 bazillion dollars in a foundry to make steel. American Steel.

This cuts Brazil and China out of the loop.
Feast on it, Indian haters

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 28, 2026 04:02 PM (WY+aP)

absolutely required for national security. We can get some from Brazil and China too as we build our Doom Flotillas.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 04:04 PM (uhVAy)

226 She's got a wide nose for things like that...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026 03:57 PM (l3cgK)

She follows her nose. It always knows.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 28, 2026 04:04 PM (axIQJ)

227 No, those are the bankers.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2026 04:01 PM (eRlcH)

Damn Swiss bastards.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 28, 2026 04:04 PM (6ydKt)

228 Is that what Frankenmuth in Michigan is modeled on? And that town in northeastern Georgia (forgot the name).
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 28, 2026 04:03 PM (JzUSu)
---------------------
Helen.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 28, 2026 04:05 PM (brIJB)

229 211 Why did she had five kids with her husband if Candace Owen's is gay?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 28, 2026 04:01 PM (JrHfD)

Those aren't her children, they're crisis actors.

Probably not even children. Just Peter Dinklage and friends.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 28, 2026 04:05 PM (jBygX)

230 Seven minutes of Wayne Shorter:
youtube.com/watch?v=k0q8mGUHJVQ

Posted by: gp at September 28, 2026 04:05 PM (Jr5Lq)

231 Loans are for banks and pawnshops? What are we, baked ziti?

Posted by: Ray Patriarca at September 28, 2026 04:05 PM (bX16E)

232 Non profit university my ass. They squeezed the shit out of me for housing, food, and the classes.

Posted by: Oldcat
----

The one system that may be more inefficient and corrupt than the federal government.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 28, 2026 04:05 PM (WY+aP)

233 Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 04:02 PM

I don't think she's gay. I think she's just an opportunistic oddball offering click bait, ( I don't listen to her ) but if she wanted to be married to Charlie Kirk, wouldn't that also mean she was not gay?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 28, 2026 04:05 PM (JrHfD)

234
Huron Consulting Group report projects that 442 of the nation’s 1,700 private, nonprofit four-year colleges—approximately 25%—face a high risk of closing or merging within the next decade.

Quick! Hire more administrators!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2026 04:05 PM (eRlcH)

235
One of the detailed articles said at least one had the name of a business on the side. It was used for plumbing. I forget the name.

Posted by: Orson at September 28, 2026 04:02 PM (dIske)


"Fuel 2 You" fuel delivery.
Similar to the legitimate "Fuel2U" UK business.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 28, 2026 04:06 PM (6ydKt)

236 212
I guess they just call the residents 'Fuggers'.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 28, 2026 04:00 PM (6ydKt)

No, those are the bankers.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2026 04:01 PM (eRlcH)

Joke told be friend:

Cantonese man working in England would go to the bank to exchange pounds into RMB and send it home. One week what he was going to send converted to 5000 RMB. The following week, the same amount only converted to 4500 RMB.
When he asked the banker why it was 5000 RMB one week and 4500 the next week, the Banker said, "Fluctuation".
The Chinese man replied, "Well, Fluck you English!".

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026 04:06 PM (l3cgK)

237 Used to be named F*cking (correctly), but they changed it for obvious reasons and the amount of tourists who rode through town just to get a picture next to the sign.

I guess they just call the residents 'Fuggers'.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 28, 2026 04:00 PM (6ydKt)

Dumbasses. They should have just charged for the pictures, or gave a credit toward local businesses in exchange.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 04:06 PM (uhVAy)

238 Huron Consulting Group report projects that 442 of the nation’s 1,700 private, nonprofit four-year colleges—approximately 25%—face a high risk of closing or merging within the next decade.

Quick! Hire more administrators!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2026 04:05 PM (eRlcH)

Funny and tragic.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 28, 2026 04:07 PM (axIQJ)

239 ..
absolutely required for national security. We can get some from Brazil and China too as we build our Doom Flotillas.

Posted by: Oldcat
---

Are you talking of the about to be Christened, USS Ted Stevens (DDG 12?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 28, 2026 04:08 PM (WY+aP)

240 Dumbasses. They should have just charged for the pictures, or gave a credit toward local businesses in exchange.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 04:06 PM (uhVAy)

It's a small village, only about 100 people.
They were probably being overwhelmed in the summer, especially after smartphones came out.

They changed the name in 2021.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 28, 2026 04:08 PM (6ydKt)

241 Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 04:02 PM

I don't think she's gay. I think she's just an opportunistic oddball offering click bait, ( I don't listen to her ) but if she wanted to be married to Charlie Kirk, wouldn't that also mean she was not gay?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 28, 2026 04:05 PM (JrHfD)

Yeah, I don't think she's lesbian unless its an op, or a way to get even with Charlie Kirk. This gal ain't right.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 04:08 PM (uhVAy)

242 237 Used to be named F*cking (correctly), but they changed it for obvious reasons and the amount of tourists who rode through town just to get a picture next to the sign.

I guess they just call the residents 'Fuggers'.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 28, 2026 04:00 PM (6ydKt)

Dumbasses. They should have just charged for the pictures, or gave a credit toward local businesses in exchange.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 04:06 PM (uhVAy)

Sell the signs...make up creative ones with the town's name: "I came to Germany and all I got was this F**king sign."

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026 04:08 PM (l3cgK)

243
Damn Swiss bastards.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 28, 2026 04:04 PM (6ydKt)


German, actually.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fugger_family

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2026 04:08 PM (eRlcH)

244 It's a small village, only about 100 people.
They were probably being overwhelmed in the summer, especially after smartphones came out.

They changed the name in 2021.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 28, 2026 04:08 PM (6ydKt)

You aren't gonna hit 200 citizens with THAT attitude.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 04:09 PM (uhVAy)

245 I know that town well and have many wonderful memories of my visits there. And that museum in a Must Visit for anyone going to Germany.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2026 04:03 PM (2WIwB)
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Drive about an hour and half north of there gets you to Kloster Kreuzberg which is an active monastary that has a beer hall....and a recipe for their own brew that they have been making since the 1500's . That was quite the day trip for me. Walking down the steep incline (courtesy of the Rhone Mountains) to the car was significantly more difficult that entering.

Posted by: Orson at September 28, 2026 04:09 PM (dIske)

246 Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 04:08 PM (uhVAy)

That's the oddest way to get even with someone...
I don't like your widow, so I'm going gay...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2026 04:09 PM (l3cgK)

247 I don't think she's gay. I think she's just an opportunistic oddball offering click bait, ( I don't listen to her ) but if she wanted to be married to Charlie Kirk, wouldn't that also mean she was not gay?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 28, 2026 04:05 PM (JrHfD)

Don't know. Don't care. But it is definitely clickbait distraction.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 28, 2026 04:09 PM (axIQJ)

248 Are you talking of the about to be Christened, USS Ted Stevens (DDG 12?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 28, 2026 04:08 PM (WY+aP)

No, Trumps new idea for battleships!

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 04:09 PM (uhVAy)

249 > I believe the mosques built here in our country are full of weapons. I bet there was no oversight from the government when they were built, unlike if we were building something. We might offend them.
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Bet on it. We (wrongly) treat mosques as "places of worship" when, in fact, they're armed HQ's for the jihad they'll spring on us.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 28, 2026 04:10 PM (RORbl)

250 I think Candace Owens has limited impulse control in about every single thing she does.

But she did hit the jackpot with her gay husband.

Posted by: Piper at September 28, 2026 04:10 PM (ZdaMQ)

251 Not enamored with McCoy Tyner. He's too busy.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 28, 2026 04:11 PM (WY+aP)

252 I believe the mosques built here in our country are full of weapons. I bet there was no oversight from the government when they were built, unlike if we were building something. We might offend them.
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Bet on it. We (wrongly) treat mosques as "places of worship" when, in fact, they're armed HQ's for the jihad they'll spring on us.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 28, 2026 04:10 PM (RORbl)

Us? Don't you mean blue states and blue areas?

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2026 04:11 PM (uhVAy)

253 I don't think she's gay. I think she's just an opportunistic oddball offering click bait, ( I don't listen to her ) but if she wanted to be married to Charlie Kirk, wouldn't that also mean she was not gay? well he's dead; so yeah...

Posted by: pahound at September 28, 2026 04:11 PM (/nGzD)

254 Three Years After a Gang of Immigrants Stabbed Innocent People While Declaring "We Are Here to Stab White People," French Judges Finally Charge the Killers with Murder -- and Anti-White Racism

Their motives may never be known, they promised.

Posted by: We don't have to live like this at September 28, 2026 04:11 PM (TbWk/)

255 208 Has a date been set for Nidal Hassan's execution?
He's been incarcerated for a long time.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 28, 2026 03:59 PM (JrHfD)\
Fen, he'll never be executed.

Posted by: Eromero at September 28, 2026 04:12 PM (LHPAg)

256 Nood.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 28, 2026 04:13 PM (brIJB)

257
No, Trumps new idea for battleships!

Posted by: Oldcat
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As long as they are as elegant as the Iowa Class.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 28, 2026 04:13 PM (WY+aP)

258 This "shakeout" is driven by a severe oversupply of seats relative to declining student demand, which stems from a falling birth rate and a decrease in the percentage of high school graduates attending college.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions


And the "solution" that universities are proposing is to allow in students who couldn't pass their high school classes and waive any kind of competence or readiness testing.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 28, 2026 04:14 PM (vJrRc)

259 >>Not enamored with McCoy Tyner. He's too busy.


He did some stuff in the 90s that is infinitely better than the overbearing and modal stuff people claim to like him for.
I was lucky enough to see him about half a dozen times from the late 80s to around 94 or so.
Actually, took my Prom date to see him with the Joshua Redmond Trio instead of going to the prom.

Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2026 04:14 PM (vNne8)

260 253 I don't think she's gay. I think she's just an opportunistic oddball offering click bait, ( I don't listen to her ) but if she wanted to be married to Charlie Kirk, wouldn't that also mean she was not gay? well he's dead; so yeah...

Posted by: pahound
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She's an opportunist; if muff diving provides the desired outcome, so be it.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 28, 2026 04:15 PM (WY+aP)

261 Drive about an hour and half north of there gets you to Kloster Kreuzberg which is an active monastary that has a beer hall....and a recipe for their own brew that they have been making since the 1500's . That was quite the day trip for me. Walking down the steep incline (courtesy of the Rhone Mountains) to the car was significantly more difficult that entering.
Posted by: Orson at September 28, 2026 04:09 PM (dIske)

***

About an hours drive east is Herzogenaurch, where I was stationed as a young LT. Great Fest there. Herzo is home to both Adidas and Puma and the rivalry goes back to before the war. At the Fest the different companies were always trying to out so each other. We "Amis" stayed out of the way.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2026 04:17 PM (2WIwB)

262 3 The goal of all western European governments is to replace their current populace with one easier to control.

The problem is these refugees/engineers/doctors don't want to wait to acquire power working their way through they existing technocracy they want it now.
Posted by: 18-1



Western European Leaders never heard that old saying of 'the crocodile will eat them last'.

Maybe they should just read 'The Gods of the Copybook Headings' or is that to white.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 28, 2026 04:17 PM (sAmhv)

263 Breaking news on X: Candace Owens is a lesbian.

No, I don’t really want to think about that either.
Posted by: Ian S.

Anything for a headline!

Posted by: Candace "Lickety" Split at September 28, 2026 04:18 PM (TezPK)

264 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fugger_family

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2026 04:08 PM (eRlcH)

haha.

It fits.
Had no idea.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 28, 2026 04:21 PM (6ydKt)

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