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Ace of Spades Pet Thread, September 26

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Courtesy Kentuckiana Humor

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Good afternoon and welcome to the almost world famous Ace of Spades Pet Thread. Thanks for stopping by. Kick back and enjoy the world of animals.

Would you like a treat?

Let's relax a little with the animals and leave the world of politics and current events outside today.

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A cat in France

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Courtesy Marie Thérèse Tamini

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A stork in France

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Courtesy Marie Thérèse Tamini

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Two layers of AI: What is the message here?


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Meet The PetMorons

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Some friends just opened a new pub in town. Elvis and I stopped in for a beer, well one of us, after our park walks. 

Elvis approves of the place.

JackStraw

We love to see Elvis happy!

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Good evening,
It is with great sorrow I must tell the Moron Horde that Kaylee the Calico Kitty Cat (the cutest little cat of them all) crossed the Rainbow Bridge this week.

She had been doing poorly for some time, so I made the fateful decision to have her put to sleep.

Kaylee first came to me as a kitten a little over 12 years ago. Like all kittens she was a mischievous little scamp, causing no end of minor problems.

One of her favorite games when she was young was to hide things in my shoes. I never knew what I was going to find when I put my shoes on in the morning. Could be a pen cap. Could be the pen. Could be a $5 bill.

She grew out of it, of course, but she was always a bit roguish, a lone kitty who played by her own rules. Kaylee never showed me the same affection as the other kitties, but I loved her no less than I love them. She knew how to get attention when she wanted it.

Words cannot express how much it means to me to feel the love and support of the Moron Horde during these times. You are all blessed and a blessing to others, just like our own pets are a blessing for us. Never forget that.

Hug your pets each and every day. Tell them you love them each and every day. Every minute we get to spend with them is time well spent. I'm very grateful that I was able to spend 12 wonderful years with this little ball of fur.

I will miss Kaylee the Calico Kitty Cat (the cutest little cat of them all). She was loved until the end.

-- "Perfessor" Squirrel

Oh, no! We are so sorry to learn that you have lost your darling little Kaylee. What a sweet Calico Kitty Cat. Thank you for sending the lovely tribute to her.

Give your other kitties an extra pet or two from us.

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PetMoron Adjacent Animals
Encountered by Members of The Horde

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The Watcher

Hawks patrol the neighborhood, circling above my yard when I mow the lawn. One will occasionally sit in the elm tree north of the house and watch as I drag the hose around the yard.

Don in Kansas

Beautiful bird. Great photo.


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Thank you for sharing your pets and animal photos and stories with us today.

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Remember to include the nic or name by which you wish to be known when you comment at AoSHQ, or let us know if you want to remain a lurker.

Until next Saturday, have a great week!

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If you start feeling nostalgic, here a link to last week's Pet Thread, the Ace of Spades Pet Thread, September 19

I closed the comments on that post so you wouldn't get banned for commenting on a week-old post, but don't try it anyway.

Posted by: K.T. at 03:15 PM




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1 Meow!!

Not pet related but my sister just text'd me and told me about a new critter on her property. Not a pet but a mink. It was hunting around her pond. It was at dusk, so no pics unfortunately. Didn't know PA had minks that weren't coats.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 26, 2026 03:22 PM (sAmhv)

2 So sorry about Kaylee, the calico kitty, professor . It is so hard to loser a beloved pet. We had a calico cat named Cleo who come in right before a snowstorm of 36 inches at the first church I served. ( I guess someone abandoned her . At least we never saw any signs for "lost cat" .) She was about 17 when she died.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2026 03:25 PM (JrHfD)

3 Elvis is a handsome boy.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 26, 2026 03:25 PM (RIvkX)

4 Are we sure that's not an Elvis impersonator?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 26, 2026 03:25 PM (Cqx++)

5 Kaylee the calico looks like roguish for sure

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 26, 2026 03:27 PM (RIvkX)

6 Sorry about kittuh, "Perfessor" Squirrel

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 26, 2026 03:28 PM (sAmhv)

7 Lovely pictures of the pets and the hawk is beautiful!

And I appreciated your story about Kaylee hiding things in your shoes. This cat just seems to like to leave his toys in my shoes- a plastic spring , . A little toy mouse. I wouldn't mind finding $5.00 , but the new kitten, Millard , doesn't seem to have a banking background. 😉

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2026 03:30 PM (JrHfD)

8 Great pet thread today, and congrats to Elvis on his new favorite pub. So sorry to read of Kaylee, the Calico kitty. Thank you, KT!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 26, 2026 03:30 PM (nR+Sx)

9 So sorry to hear of Kaylee's passing. My own calico, Harli, was also not affectionate, but was a sweet kitty anyway. I've heard that about calicos and I don't know if it's real or not.

Posted by: Sunny Hostin at September 26, 2026 03:31 PM (w6EFb)

10 Not pet related but my sister just text'd me and told me about a new critter on her property. Not a pet but a mink. It was hunting around her pond. It was at dusk, so no pics unfortunately. Didn't know PA had minks that weren't coats.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 26, 2026 03:22 PM (sAmhv)

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I discovered this myself about 3 or 4 years ago. I thought I was looking at a fat weasel. You hardly see them because of their noctural behavior....but another reason is that they prefer swamps or areas off a lake used for drainage. Lots of them out towards Happy Valley (Penn State) region.

Posted by: Orson at September 26, 2026 03:32 PM (dIske)

11 I haven't been on these threads much lately. Mama Publius is fading and I'm preoccupied both physically and spiritually.

Posted by: Sunny Hostin at September 26, 2026 03:32 PM (w6EFb)

12 Ditching the Hostin sock, sorry.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at September 26, 2026 03:33 PM (w6EFb)

13 So sorry to hear of Kaylee's passing. My own calico, Harli, was also not affectionate, but was a sweet kitty anyway. I've heard that about calicos and I don't know if it's real or not.
Posted by: Sunny Hostin at September 26, 2026 03:31 PM (w6EFb)
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Depends on the calico.

My other calico, Allie, turns out to be VERY affectionate.

She's a darling little lap kitty, but she's snoozing at my feet under my desk right now.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 26, 2026 03:33 PM (FZ29D)

14 Sorry to hear about Kaylee, Perfessor. Lucy the Fink will get extra smooches.


Elvis is indeed a handsome boy. He looks pretty vicious though.

Kidding!

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 26, 2026 03:33 PM (yEz+x)

15 Flings poo like the monkeys do

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at September 26, 2026 03:35 PM (NUp1g)

16 Love seeing the beautiful animals as always (although haven't commented much in past months.)

Sorry for the loss of sweet Kaylee. And nice to see Elvis, after hearing about him for awhile. PIper's boys are beauties.

Big orange tabby Rufus has been on an eating strike for a couple days, and not acting up to par. Vet couldn't find anything wrong and suggested $600 worth of blood tests and X-rays because cats can develop liver disease very quickly without food. I said for now let's just try a nausea suppressant and subcutaneous fluids.

So I've been hand feeding him, scooping wet food into his mouth with my finger, and he seems to be getting better and has even eaten a little on his own. Hoping it's just a stomach bug. But he's such a picky eater anyway. Any advice or experience welcomed.

Posted by: skywch at September 26, 2026 03:35 PM (KCBih)

17 So I've been hand feeding him, scooping wet food into his mouth with my finger, and he seems to be getting better and has even eaten a little on his own. Hoping it's just a stomach bug. But he's such a picky eater anyway. Any advice or experience welcomed.
Posted by: skywch at September 26, 2026 03:35 PM (KCBih)
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I'd definitely at least recommend an X-ray to rule out a few ailments. Might be cheaper than the blood tests.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 26, 2026 03:37 PM (FZ29D)

18 Miley, thanks for mentioning her. The only posts I've seen from publius lately are about the equinox.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 26, 2026 03:37 PM (RIvkX)

19 Happy Caturday everyone

Posted by: Skip at September 26, 2026 03:37 PM (Ia/+0)

20 Yes; Nice to see Elvis after hearing about your walks with him, Jack.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2026 03:38 PM (JrHfD)

21 Piper's two cats remind me of Penny and Jasmine. I'd often walk into my office to find both of them curled up in my office chair. They'd look at me with those same expressions.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 26, 2026 03:38 PM (FZ29D)

22
Best of Breed and a Hound Group 4 for The Big Dummy at today's Tennessee Valley KC show.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 26, 2026 03:38 PM (eRlcH)

23 Hematite (Hemi) is about twice the size he was when we got him just over a month ago and is still a purr machine. So far he seems to have gracefully avoided the "teenage uglies" and transformed directly from a fuzzy kitten into the worlds smallest and sleekest panther.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 26, 2026 03:39 PM (lFFaq)

24
Condolences on the loss of Kaylee, Prof.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 26, 2026 03:39 PM (eRlcH)

25 I'm so sorry about Kaylee. I've had two cats into the vets this week,nothing major, but it always makes you wonder how much longer you have.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 26, 2026 03:40 PM (bkuEU)

26 >>Elvis is indeed a handsome boy. He looks pretty vicious though.

That little monkey is my whole heart. The only danger you face from Elvis is being kissed to death. He's never met a human he didn't like. Squirrels and rabbits are a different story.

Thanks for the kind words all. He really is a best boy.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 26, 2026 03:41 PM (viF8m)

27 Chat dans un sac.*

*per bing translate

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 26, 2026 03:41 PM (zZu0s)

28 That little monkey is my whole heart. The only danger you face from Elvis is being kissed to death. He's never met a human he didn't like. Squirrels and rabbits are a different story.

Thanks for the kind words all. He really is a best boy.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 26, 2026 03:41 PM (viF8m)
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You are both very blessed to have found each other.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 26, 2026 03:42 PM (FZ29D)

29 Condolences, perfessor.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 26, 2026 03:42 PM (zZu0s)

30 Sorry about mama Publius, Miley. May the Lord touch you all with peace and love , and for you and Publius- strength- physically and spiritually .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2026 03:43 PM (JrHfD)

31 Are we sure that's not an Elvis impersonator?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 26, 2026 03:25 PM (Cqx++)

The King is a master of disguise.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 26, 2026 03:44 PM (zZu0s)

32 Perfessor, as a calico owner myself you have my deepest condolences. I’ve had mine 10 years now and she was almost one when I took her in as a medical foster. I was gonna get her all healthy and take her to adoption events. Well, that lasted all of 2 weeks. She’s a lap cat on her terms and has a mind of her own.

Posted by: TxAnn at September 26, 2026 03:44 PM (SjAWL)

33 Thanks Professor. And I've very sorry to hear about Kaylee. Very pretty kitty indeed.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 26, 2026 03:44 PM (viF8m)

34 French dog naming rules.

https://tinyurl.com/4cs38bb8

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 26, 2026 03:44 PM (ndZc7)

35 Miley, thanks for mentioning her. The only posts I've seen from publius lately are about the equinox.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 26, 2026 03:37 PM (RIvkX)

That's his escapism. Her loss will be hard for him, even though he's perfectly aware and has a lot of experience from elderly relatives in the past.

Her heart rate was in the 120s a little while ago. While I held her hand it dropped down to the 80s. I gave her morphine about an hour ago, so the HR was surprising.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at September 26, 2026 03:44 PM (w6EFb)

36 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 26, 2026 03:38 PM (eRlcH)

Congratulations!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2026 03:45 PM (JrHfD)

37 I'm.

Sheesh

Posted by: JackStraw at September 26, 2026 03:45 PM (viF8m)

38 Perfessor, thanks, I was thinking at least an X-ray too, in case of obstruction. He's only 5, and has been very hearty, so blood tests might be extreme.

Notso, I agree. Had my little18-1/2 year old tabby girl put down last November. I had been assuming she'd last forever, but things happened very fast. You never know.

Posted by: skywch at September 26, 2026 03:46 PM (KCBih)

39 RC truck carrying catnip to the gang:

https://tinyurl.com/tpn2trcz

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at September 26, 2026 03:46 PM (w6EFb)

40 Thank you, Fen.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at September 26, 2026 03:51 PM (w6EFb)

41 I just finished with a service at the nursing home for the dear folks there, so am kind of tired . Therefore, I had to look at the cartoon a few times before I "got it."

I may have shared this story last week. If so, I apologize. Millard- who is about four months old - and had not lived in a house before- loves the rocker. He stands straight up in it and likes to climb through the " openings on it. He hasn't yet had his tail under it, but a while back spouse was messing around on the computer in front of the rocker and didn't see the cat and he sat down on him.The cat understandably hissed and tried to scratch him and took off once spouse got up . Spouse said " Well , I didn't mean to sit on him." "No, but he doesn't know that. I imagine you'd be rather put out too, if someone weighing 180 lbs more than you do sat on you!"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2026 03:55 PM (JrHfD)

42 RC truck carrying catnip to the gang:

https://tinyurl.com/tpn2trcz
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at September 26, 2026 03:46 PM (w6EFb)
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First "hit" is free!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 26, 2026 03:56 PM (FZ29D)

43 Hry guys,

I hope you are doing well.

Posted by: Joyenz at September 26, 2026 03:58 PM (2F0/Y)

44 I am sorry to hear about Kaylee. Calicos are one of those cats that often wind up being the most important cat in the household.
When the cat that the house revolves around passes away it is a loss that everyone feels.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 26, 2026 04:00 PM (rbvCR)

45 That hawk looks like he is seriously on overwatch duty.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 26, 2026 04:03 PM (kJmSS)

46 " Calicos are one of those cats that often wind up being the most important cat in the household. "

Bunny is doing her best at making herself the most important cat. She's pretending to bite my leg right now, as in I'm-so-hungry-I-could-eat-your-leg.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at September 26, 2026 04:04 PM (w6EFb)

47 My condolences on the loss of Kaylee, Perfessor. My little Dagny is not as affectionate as I'd like. As a kitten she would seize one of my socks and carry it around like a mouse; I'm glad she lost interest in that, I get enough holes in my socks myself, but it was fascinating to see. Did Kaylee ever seize on a sock like that?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 26, 2026 04:05 PM (wzUl9)

48 I’m hate watching Michigan.

Go Iowa!

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 26, 2026 04:07 PM (yEz+x)

49 >>I just finished with a service at the nursing home for the dear folks there, so am kind of tired . Therefore, I had to look at the cartoon a few times before I "got it."

My mom's in a home, Fen. I try to get up to see her at least once a week. And I bring Elvis whenever I can.

Hard to say who enjoys it more, the patients or Elvis. People who love their pets light up when they see a pet come and Elvis has a ball. On those rare occasions I can't bring him people ask me "Where's Elvis?". And they tell me stories about their own pets. Over and over.

Even my own mom is disappointed when he isn't with me. If you are visiting a pet lover in a home bring your pet as long as they are well behaved. It makes all involved happy.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 26, 2026 04:08 PM (viF8m)

50 A knock at the door just now was out postman with a box. I mention it because it was addressed to the late Tatiana the Wonder Siberian. Linda gets all sorts of freebies and samples online for reviews, plus magazine subscriptions. They are all addressed to my place with the name of one of our late cats attached. There's Tatiana [her cattery name], Angelique [my last name], and Chekov [my last name].

If the postman stops to think about it, he must conclude I'm living here with at least three relatives, illegal immigrants from Russia.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 26, 2026 04:10 PM (wzUl9)

51 Michael Learned on Gunsmoke. Slender, nice ass in jeans and camel toe. Better than two seasons of the Waltons.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at September 26, 2026 04:10 PM (njl4K)

52 If you are visiting a pet lover in a home bring your pet as long as they are well behaved. It makes all involved happy.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 26, 2026


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The late smart black cat Marie-Antoinette would have made a good therapy cat or home visit cat like you describe.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 26, 2026 04:11 PM (wzUl9)

53 My condolences on the loss of Kaylee, Perfessor. My little Dagny is not as affectionate as I'd like. As a kitten she would seize one of my socks and carry it around like a mouse; I'm glad she lost interest in that, I get enough holes in my socks myself, but it was fascinating to see. Did Kaylee ever seize on a sock like that?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 26, 2026 04:05 PM (wzUl9)
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Give Dagny time. It took two full years before Allie turned into the affectionate kitty she is today. I'm still working on Chloe, but she's starting to become pretty affectionate in her own way.

No, Kaylee never had any interest in my socks. She never had much interest in any of the many, many cat toys I have around the house.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 26, 2026 04:17 PM (FZ29D)

54 Posted by: JackStraw at September 26, 2026 04:08 PM (viF8m)

That's great that you bring Elvis. I'm sure he enjoys going as well. I know that they have very well behaved therapy dogs who visit with the volunteers and probably regular pets from families of the owners as well.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2026 04:18 PM (JrHfD)

55 My cat Penny tagged me with her claws yesterday.

She and Allie got into it on my desk and I was collateral damage.

I do get to flip Penny the bird whenever I show her what she did, as she left three red stripes across the middle finger of my left hand.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 26, 2026 04:19 PM (FZ29D)

56 Skywatch, check around for other vets' prices for blood tests.
The local university that has a school of veterinary medicine may be able to get you to the lab that does the work and they may be able to give you a lower cost too.

Liver function for a human is around $120, depending on a number of factors if you go through the lab directly.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 26, 2026 04:21 PM (rbvCR)

57 Sorry for your loss, Perfessor.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 26, 2026 04:23 PM (dK+Kv)

58 >>The late smart black cat Marie-Antoinette would have made a good therapy cat or home visit cat like you describe.

People who love pets like we do don't lose that love just because they get old. They do lose a lot of their lives but that's one thing you can bring back to them even for a short time.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 26, 2026 04:24 PM (viF8m)

59 The late smart black cat Marie-Antoinette would have made a good therapy cat or home visit cat like you describe.
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People who love pets like we do don't lose that love just because they get old. They do lose a lot of their lives but that's one thing you can bring back to them even for a short time.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 26, 2026


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I wonder if big black Stirling would be a good candidate. He is happy to go into the carrier, and while he's a little nervous at the vet's, he behaves quite well. Marie, on the other hand, when she met new people clearly had the attitude, "Ah, someone new to worship me!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 26, 2026 04:27 PM (wzUl9)

60 JackStraw,
Have you ever considered doing the official “Pet Therapy” classes with Elvis and taking him to old folks homes and hospitals?

There was a therapy pug named Frank who would come and visit in the chemo wing. I got to interact with him a couple times and it was very soothing to pet a calm, happy critter who seemed to know I needed comfort.

Sounds like the two of you would be rock stars. It is a process though.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 26, 2026 04:28 PM (yEz+x)

61 Marie, on the other hand, when she met new people clearly had the attitude, "Ah, someone new to worship me!"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 26, 2026 04:27 PM (wzUl9)
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That's also Hexie's attitude.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 26, 2026 04:30 PM (FZ29D)

62 These cats are not the type to take visiting.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at September 26, 2026 04:31 PM (w6EFb)

63 Michael Learned on Gunsmoke. Slender, nice ass in jeans and camel toe. Better than two seasons of the Waltons.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at September 26, 2026 04:10 PM (njl4K)

Somewhat random.

But, good insight.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 26, 2026 04:33 PM (zZu0s)

64 I don't have the time right now, nurse, but maybe someday. As you obviously know, having a furry little friend come visit in a stressful environment has a very beneficial effect. A little bit of normalcy in an often tough time.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 26, 2026 04:34 PM (viF8m)

65 Michigan is the Houston Astros of college football.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 26, 2026 04:36 PM (yEz+x)

66 Prof. Squirrel, my heart is broken for you. I am so sorry you lost beautiful Kaylee. Calicos are all a little quirky, but you loved her quirks and all. She knew that. You gave her the best possible life, the greatest gift you can give.

Posted by: Piper at September 26, 2026 04:39 PM (ZdaMQ)

67 My wife's dog almost got another squirrel this morning. There were two of them on the fence and while the dog ran after one of them, the other one hopped down from the fence and made a dash to a tree. The dog spotted it and went after it and actually had it down on the ground, but the squirrel somehow managed to get away and made it up the tree. She killed another one a couple of weeks ago. The wife was pissed at her for killing it, I wasn't sorry to see the tree rat gone.

Posted by: a.moron at September 26, 2026 04:40 PM (X5Jzz)

68 People who love pets like we do don't lose that love just because they get old. They do lose a lot of their lives but that's one thing you can bring back to them even for a short time.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 26, 2026 04:24 PM (viF8m)

Ajax would always do this thing. Id suddenly jump into a crochet with my hands out. Then he'd do the same thing on his front paws. Then spin around and zoomie all over the place.

He aged oddly. For 12-13 years, he never seemed to change. Always had the same energy he'd had. That last year when he was on the steroids, it was like it all hit him at once.

About 6 months before he died, he was having a lot of problems getting up the stairs and for some reason I thought 'I bet he cant do that thing any more. Or want to.' So when I came home one night after letting him out, he turned to face me after I took the leash off and I jumped into a crouch. And he reacted like he always like he was a puppy again. He probably hurt after that, but he was so happy. For just a minute, he was young again.

It was good.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 26, 2026 04:41 PM (zZu0s)

69 We did once take Marie out to have her picture taken with Santa at the nearby Petco. She was bothered by the dogs -- not unduly, they were well-behaved, but she was not as relaxed as usual. We have the pic and I need to send it to KT.

Recently Linda snapped a shot or two of little Dagny, posed next to one of the sample cans of cat food Linda gets all the time. It's one of her best pics; she really looks filled out, and we plan to send it to her breeder. In the phone lighting, Dagny looks much browner than she does under my usual lamplight here. I should send that along too.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 26, 2026 04:42 PM (wzUl9)

70 Prof. Squirrel, my heart is broken for you. I am so sorry you lost beautiful Kaylee. Calicos are all a little quirky, but you loved her quirks and all. She knew that. You gave her the best possible life, the greatest gift you can give.
Posted by: Piper at September 26, 2026


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Remember her as she was, quirks and all. That's the best tribute you can give.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 26, 2026 04:43 PM (wzUl9)

71 When I spent a couple of days in the hospital the thing I missed the most was the cats.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 26, 2026 04:44 PM (rbvCR)

72 When I spent a couple of days in the hospital the thing I missed the most was the cats.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 26, 2026 04:44 PM (rbvCR)
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I rarely travel these days. When I do, I miss my kitties. Penny is my constant companion most of the time, even when I'm asleep.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 26, 2026 04:46 PM (FZ29D)

73 I missed my cats on my trips to Indiana, last year, and to Kansas this year. At least nowadays Linda could send me pics of them, and did.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 26, 2026 04:46 PM (wzUl9)

74 Watchful hawk in Kansas is waiting for you to kick up some critter with that hose.

Posted by: Eromero at September 26, 2026 04:48 PM (LHPAg)

75 When horny black cat was living at my son's not-a-girlfriend's house, he would sometimes get stepped on, and would be given a treat as an apology...so he started doing it on purpose.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 26, 2026 04:48 PM (l3cgK)

76 Sitting behind the Shell station feeding the feral cat I've been taking care on since 2023

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 26, 2026 04:52 PM (oZWaU)

77 I'm sorry to hear about Kaylee, Perfessor. I offer my condolences.

Posted by: fd at September 26, 2026 04:53 PM (MWfyi)

78 Moose the lab would go to the assisted living place the MiL was in. The olds loved him and Moose loved the attention. He's damn near a comfort/therapy dog.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 26, 2026 04:54 PM (d7mRD)

79 And it looks like her neighbor Mr Groundhog would like something to eat as well

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 26, 2026 04:55 PM (jC6ME)

80 Feel so bad about your little Kaylee, Perfesser

Posted by: Eromero at September 26, 2026 04:56 PM (LHPAg)

81 Thank you to everyone for your condolences about Kaylee.

You are the best Moron Horde anyone could ever wish for.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 26, 2026 04:57 PM (FZ29D)

82 I tell Lucy “be a good kitty. Guard the house. I love you!” Every time I leave the apartment. I have for years.

She’s my little Fink.

Barfed on my bed yesterday. Nice fur slug. Yay.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 26, 2026 04:58 PM (yEz+x)

83 The good news: the antibiotics for the dog's bladder infection have kicked in and I no longer come home to find him laying in a puddle of his own piss.

The bad news: now I have to give this 130 lb uncooperative asshole a bath. My plan is to fasten his harness lead to a wheel on my car and hose him down in the driveway.

Then I'm going to have a drink.

Posted by: PabloD at September 26, 2026 05:00 PM (OXSZa)

84 I tell Lucy “be a good kitty. Guard the house. I love you!” Every time I leave the apartment. I have for years.

She’s my little Fink.

Barfed on my bed yesterday. Nice fur slug. Yay.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 26, 2026


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I've told all my cats, starting with Arizona long ago, "Take care of the place while I'm gone." Sometimes I add, "You're in charge." (A dangerous thing to tell a cat, I know.)

Little Dagny barfed on the arm and seat of my sofa yesterday. Unlike Stirling, who hacks for a few moments beforehand, giving me time to scoot him onto the kitchen floor, she gave no warning. Fortunately I was right there. I sprayed and scrubbed the seat, and the placemat/arm protector I could take up to be washed.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 26, 2026 05:04 PM (wzUl9)

85 PabloD

Good luck with the beast. He may not act like it, but he will appreciate the bath. And certainly be happy not to stink anymore.

When Lucy’s infected tail cyst exploded, I had to toss her carrier because it was fabric and could not be cleaned. When I got her home, I cleaned her up as the vet didn’t get all of the stank.

She didn’t fight much. And she hates being a stinker.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 26, 2026 05:05 PM (yEz+x)

86 Speaking of ferals, the brown tabby-with-white shorthair male has realized I am a feeding station. He creeps by and sits on the lawn waiting for me to come out. He gets a scoop of dry food in a plastic bowl. I really should buy some inexpensive dry food for him and save the Iams stuff for my two.

I've taken to calling him "Freddy the Freeloader."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 26, 2026 05:07 PM (wzUl9)

87 >>Ajax would always do this thing. Id suddenly jump into a crochet with my hands out. Then he'd do the same thing on his front paws. Then spin around and zoomie all over the place.

My last Golden, the real Jack Straw, used to run upstairs when I told him it was bedtime. He'd jump on the bed and crouch down and wait for me in pounce mode with a big smile on his face.

I'd walk in the room, put my hands above my head in monster attack mode and snarl at him. He'd then spin around in zoomie mode in one direction and then the other. And then sit up and wait for me to give him a big hug.

Every night. Never got old.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 26, 2026 05:08 PM (viF8m)

88 I tell Lucy “be a good kitty. Guard the house. I love you!” Every time I leave the apartment. I have for years.

She’s my little Fink.

Barfed on my bed yesterday. Nice fur slug. Yay.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 26, 2026 04:58 PM (yEz+x)
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The fact that we don't sell them off to Gypsies when they do this means we really do love them unconditionally.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 26, 2026 05:09 PM (FZ29D)

89 Every night. Never got old.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 26, 2026

Oh man. I love doggies. I love kitties, too, clearly. It is the best to have these creatures in our lives.

Posted by: Piper at September 26, 2026 05:10 PM (ZdaMQ)

90 Every night. Never got old.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 26, 2026 05:08 PM (viF8m)

*fistbump*

This guy gets it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 26, 2026 05:12 PM (zZu0s)

91 If our spouses had greeted us the way our critters do, divorce rates would be much lower.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 26, 2026 05:12 PM (yEz+x)

92 "If our spouses had greeted us the way our critters do, divorce rates would be much lower.
Posted by: nurse ratched"

Mrs fd has told me specifically not to lick her as a greeting.

Posted by: fd at September 26, 2026 05:16 PM (MWfyi)

93 Oh, Perfessor, my deepest condolences on the passing of your beloved friend, Kaylee. When my Gizmo passed away, it hurt so bad I couldn't even announce it. Miz Giz had often been my sole companion while DH was away tending to his elderly mom and I missed her unbearably. Still do. We decided not to get another kitty as we figured to spend some time traveling so I haven't had a cat fix in ages (although I did get to pet one of the Downtown Cats of Reykjavik while there for the solar eclipse). Luckily we have many photos and I painted that beautiful critter no less than eight times!

Posted by: tankascribe at September 26, 2026 05:24 PM (NtoJk)

94 Thank goodness cats don’t have opposable thumbs!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 26, 2026 05:26 PM (Jc4hv)

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