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In Through The Out ONT
It's Friday night! Are yu ready for some hot ONT action? Went to the psyche ward today, and I have good news
Fido Friday: The dogs speak!
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) September 25, 2026
Tonight's game
Still funny
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) September 20, 2026
Voice to text
We've all been there
I'm helping
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) September 24, 2026
What did he think we were going to say?
That laugh!
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) September 26, 2026
Trial
Brothers
Texans: "It's too hot! We are ready for winter!" Texans when winter comes:
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) September 26, 2026
Protip: Don't ever go on Reddit
Time zones? What's that?
Onlyfans theory
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) September 26, 2026
Good old days
Libs
How shotguns work
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) September 26, 2026
Marines
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: mindful webworker - e pleg allegens at September 25, 2026 09:59 PM (11R8D)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 25, 2026 09:59 PM (+fdRY)
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Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 25, 2026 10:01 PM (578mW)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 25, 2026 10:01 PM (wpRMV)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 25, 2026 10:02 PM (FmapG)
It was moving
Nick Sortor@nicksortor
Legacy media REFUSED to show you a SINGLE SECOND of President Trump's speech and historic state dinner with Xi Jinping tonight at the White House So here's the ENTIRE thing, from start to finish, with translations for Xi's speech
DO NOT LET LEGACY MEDIA KEEP YOU IN THE DARK
https://t.co/jW6KZAFAnL
For twitter impaired:
https://tinyurl.com/5n8hy552
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 25, 2026 10:02 PM (vC80E)
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 25, 2026 10:03 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 25, 2026 10:03 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 25, 2026 10:04 PM (wpRMV)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 25, 2026 10:06 PM (nEUC6)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 25, 2026 10:07 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 25, 2026 10:07 PM (RIvkX)
Well, I see NASA has just completed tests of the receiver network that will receive Nancy Grace's voluminous data output of 1.4 TB per day. This will be the fastest bit rate of any deep spacecraft to date, around 500 mbit/s.
IOW, Nancy Grace is going to be a motor mouth shore 'nuff.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 25, 2026 10:07 PM (w6EFb)
Need to make some adjustments to the musical selections in the draft content for Club ONT tomorrow...
Posted by: TRex - DJ dino at September 25, 2026 10:07 PM (cCn4/)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 25, 2026 10:08 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 25, 2026 10:08 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: 88C+u chews gum at September 25, 2026 10:08 PM (88C+u)
Posted by: Romeo13
Now there's a sequel...
https://tinyurl.com/cTHIEL-batboy2NOSFERATU
https://tinyurl.com/cTHIEL-usefulIdiotYOUare
When Greater Evil attacks -- and prevails.
Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at September 25, 2026 10:09 PM (wT4QA)
According to the nationwide recall alert, Star Meat Delivery Inc., located in Lucama, N.C., is recalling the meat, which officials said is labeled with a false USDA mark of inspection.
***
Would it be surprising to learn one of the co-owners was sentenced to prision for removing FDA tags on diseased beef in 2016? Note, the Hill commenters blame TooRump for the company's crimes.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 25, 2026 10:09 PM (nEUC6)
Every year there's a big Furry convention in the hotel that is right across the street from the hockey arena where the team my wife works for plays.
This past winter, we were on our way to the arena for a game and stopped at a light - when we saw.... a large ... person... in a dog... costume... on his hands and knees... "walking"... across the cross walk... while being leashed to a ... shall we say.. a lady who was a leather expert.
In broad daylight. On a public, downtown street.
These people vote...
Posted by: Defenestratus at September 25, 2026 10:09 PM (skLNB)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 25, 2026 10:09 PM (wpRMV)
I always had the impression Roger Moore meant it when he was a UNICEF ambassador. Too bad that organization turns out to be such a mess.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 25, 2026 10:09 PM (mmrXZ)
What am I missing on the 'we've all been there ' one? Maybe I haven't been there. But I've been to two Buc-ee's!
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 25, 2026 10:10 PM (578mW)
Posted by: wth at September 25, 2026 10:10 PM (oq9dX)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 25, 2026 10:11 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 25, 2026 10:11 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: 88C+u at September 25, 2026 10:12 PM (88C+u)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 25, 2026 10:12 PM (l3cgK)
Fight me.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 25, 2026 10:12 PM (SS6mv)
They can be replaced by any rap "song."
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 25, 2026 10:12 PM (1Ff7Z)
Did that hit #1? If so, it deserves to be on the list but then which of those other worthies would you remove to make room?
Posted by: Oddbob at September 25, 2026 10:13 PM (vTZFs)
Anti Military Anit American F'ers
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 25, 2026 10:13 PM (mP0Kj)
https://x.com/SoveyX/status/2103601794270015996?s=20
Posted by: Weirddave at September 25, 2026 10:14 PM (UoZWA)
Okay, I'll narrow it down, "Everything I Do {I Do It For You}". "You" in that song is the paycheck.
Posted by: 88C+u at September 25, 2026 10:14 PM (88C+u)
Love the statue and toddler
The conspiracy theory... is not implausible!
Job progress: Nothing significant to report. No movement, talked to some recruiters and convinced them to submit me for a couple jobs I'd be perfect for. I did get my resume improved some, and my linkedin profile also.
Here's hoping for some more good postings over the weekend and some positive movement Monday on.. well, anything.
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 25, 2026 10:14 PM (aJQbY)
https://youtu.be/xqTBlft8gQA
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 25, 2026 10:14 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: Joemarine at September 25, 2026 10:14 PM (y171U)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 25, 2026 10:15 PM (vC80E)
Posted by: LASue at September 25, 2026 10:15 PM (lCppi)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at September 25, 2026 10:15 PM (iIyc0)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 25, 2026 10:15 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: huerfano at September 25, 2026 10:16 PM (2Xqig)
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The follow-up Midnight Anal Sex didn't even make the Top 40.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 25, 2026 10:16 PM (wpRMV)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 25, 2026 10:16 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 25, 2026 10:17 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: LASue at September 25, 2026 10:17 PM (lCppi)
Posted by: TRex - DJ dino at September 25, 2026 10:07 PM (cCn4/)
You're dumping mine??!!
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 25, 2026 10:17 PM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: Oddbob at September 25, 2026 10:17 PM (vTZFs)
Posted by: wth at September 25, 2026 10:17 PM (oq9dX)
Posted by: Will Robinson at September 25, 2026 10:18 PM (rje/a)
Posted by: Free Clinic Doctor Bone at September 25, 2026 10:18 PM (hD90I)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 25, 2026 10:19 PM (wpRMV)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 25, 2026 10:01 PM (wpRMV)
#14 - no?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 25, 2026 10:20 PM (578mW)
Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at September 25, 2026 10:20 PM (w3u3d)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 25, 2026 10:20 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: 88C+u getting caught in the rain at September 25, 2026 10:20 PM (88C+u)
Three of Milli Vanilli's songs charted #1. This was the band that was revealed to be completely fake within a year of publication. * all the curse words here *
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 25, 2026 10:20 PM (nEUC6)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 25, 2026 10:01 PM (wpRMV)
#14 - no?
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Check my Mea Culpa at #11
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 25, 2026 10:21 PM (wpRMV)
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 25, 2026 10:21 PM (0Htd1)
https://x.com/SoveyX/status/2103601794270015996?s=20
Posted by: Weirddave at September 25, 2026 10:14 PM (UoZWA)"
Heh. I've been to a party like that. Needless to say, we didn't get invited back to that country club.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at September 25, 2026 10:21 PM (iIyc0)
Posted by: Blofelds Retarded Cousin at September 25, 2026 10:21 PM (hD90I)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 25, 2026 10:22 PM (wpRMV)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 25, 2026 10:23 PM (GP7ZF)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 25, 2026 10:24 PM (l3cgK)
*************
I've had a lovely day and wish I had not read this.
Because I will remember it always as that's how my brain works. I remember details others miss, weird stuff, trivia stuff, important stuff, stuff I'd rather not remember, thanks. This falls into the latter category.
For example: The ortho doc yesterday had a very firm handshake which I noted to my husband.
I also have no knowledge, nor do I want any, of glory holes.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 25, 2026 10:24 PM (hzuYO)
Because AI is doing all the entry level grunt work, companies are worried their entry level employees aren’t getting experience and will be ill prepared as they progress through their careers.
So the solution is to use less AI and have these people do the work right? No you silly goose.that’s crazy talk obviously you don’t hold an MBA from a prestigious university.
No, the solution is creating simulated fake work for them to do, while AI still does the actual work. That’s the type of out of the box thinking a Harvard MBA teaches.
This is now a thing at places like JP Morgan and Ernst & Young.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 25, 2026 10:25 PM (SS6mv)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 25, 2026 10:22 PM (wpRMV)
I hear they're mostly a gay man thing...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 25, 2026 10:25 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 25, 2026 10:22 PM (wpRMV)
I hear they're mostly a gay man thing...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 25, 2026 10:25 PM (l3cgK)
I was half-expecting a man had been on the other side of the wall...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 25, 2026 10:26 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 25, 2026 10:27 PM (Y0/ZQ)
"I'm helping"
I quit going to a local pizza place years ago because there was an employee doing various nasty cleaning things and then without so much as wiping off her gloves started stocking the salad bar. A complaint to the manager brought no good response, and we never went back. We'd spent a lot of money there in the past. Too bad for them.
Their pizza was average, the salad bar was okay (except in retrospect), but mostly the kids liked the video/pinball games. Ah, well.
Posted by: mindful webworker - sanitary knackpins at September 25, 2026 10:27 PM (11R8D)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 25, 2026 10:26 PM (l3cgK)
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Could've been his dad. Wouldn't that be Oedipal.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 25, 2026 10:27 PM (wpRMV)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 25, 2026 10:01 PM (wpRMV)
#14 - no?
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Check my Mea Culpa at #11
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 25, 2026 10:21 PM (wpRMV)
Sorry! This is an imperfect form of communication under the best of circumstances.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 25, 2026 10:27 PM (578mW)
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 25, 2026 10:27 PM (SS6mv)
Posted by: Franz Liebkind at September 25, 2026 10:27 PM (Fn+3X)
I especially love the job postings where "we are ai-first, you *will* use AI for even the simplest thing. Also you will show how AI has *improved your productivity* within 30 days. Despite this, you cannot use AI for your application or for your interviews."
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 25, 2026 10:28 PM (aJQbY)
Posted by: GWB at September 25, 2026 10:29 PM (kU0PQ)
Solve the lament configuration
To secure your flesh's transfiguration
The pain and joy of conflagration
And eternal fishhook flagellation
Posted by: It's a Gilbert and Sullivan and Barker production at September 25, 2026 10:30 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 25, 2026 10:30 PM (wpRMV)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 25, 2026 10:30 PM (u82oZ)
My husband would sing it to me simply to annoy me now and then that long hot summer with 10lb son. Who caused weird cravings like Oreos at 2am and everything on a hot dog (I don't like hot dogs).
This was bad enough, plus the frat boys mooing at me when I crossed the street nearly sent me over the edge. They were in a convertible and seriously I wish I had launched myself into the car and said, "Who's laughing now?"
Which is also an annoying song.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 25, 2026 10:30 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: Kindltot at September 25, 2026 10:30 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: 88C+u at September 25, 2026 10:31 PM (88C+u)
Let's see - A bored, emotionally checked-out husband decides the solution to his dead marriage is to answer a personal ad from some woman who likes piña coladas and getting caught in the rain. He writes back under a fake name, they set up a shady meeting at a bar, both clearly ready to cheat. When he shows up, the mystery woman turns out to be his own wife, who was also so sick of him that she placed the exact same ad. They stare at each other in mutual embarrassment, realize they’re both equally scum of the earth and dishonest, and somehow decide this is romantic instead of deeply pathetic.
The end.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 25, 2026 10:31 PM (GP7ZF)
Posted by: Orson at September 25, 2026 10:31 PM (dIske)
Fight me.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 25, 2026 10:12 PM (SS6mv)
One of my maternity shirts simply says:
ICE
ICE
|
V
Posted by: pookysgirl really likes that one at September 25, 2026 10:31 PM (Wt5PA)
Posted by: huerfano at September 25, 2026 10:31 PM (2Xqig)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 25, 2026 10:07 PM (w6EFb)
Hope it isn't a Mesh system. FCC is changing the rules again.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 25, 2026 10:31 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 25, 2026 10:27 PM (SS6mv)
Based on your vast experience in the field?
Posted by: No judgment... at September 25, 2026 10:31 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: 496 at September 25, 2026 10:31 PM (LRjsT)
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We'll, that's a THEORY
Posted by: Larry 'Wide Stance' Craig at September 25, 2026 10:32 PM (wpRMV)
It's garbage. Probably should have been a few slots higher. There's a lot of trash on that list.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 25, 2026 10:32 PM (tg5bM)
Posted by: Dependin' On You Son at September 25, 2026 10:32 PM (Fn+3X)
Posted by: That lotion number will be a big hit at September 25, 2026 10:32 PM (hD90I)
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 25, 2026 10:33 PM (aJQbY)
Posted by: Orson at September 25, 2026 10:31 PM (dIske)
I enjoyed that movie up until the point that the Final Girl covered for the savages. I was like WTF?
Posted by: Spoiler alert at September 25, 2026 10:33 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 25, 2026 10:30 PM (hzuYO)
____________________
Were it me, I would have crooned out "Don't Worry, Be Happy." And, when you got pissed at me for that, a quick transition into, "Ice, Ice Baby."
Posted by: Orson at September 25, 2026 10:33 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 25, 2026 10:34 PM (GP7ZF)
Posted by: steevy at September 25, 2026 10:34 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: Richard Harris at September 25, 2026 10:34 PM (Fn+3X)
Reminds me a little of J Eric Holmes who designed basic D&D. Real name John. Why didn't TSR in the mid 1970s want "John Holmes" on the title...?
Posted by: 88C+u at September 25, 2026 10:35 PM (88C+u)
Posted by: That lotion number will be a big hit at September 25, 2026 10:32 PM (hD90I)
Understandable understandable
That the Doctor became a cannibal
Comprehensible, comprehensible
Not a bit reprehensible
It's so defensible!
Posted by: Hannibal! in Chicago at September 25, 2026 10:36 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 25, 2026 10:36 PM (578mW)
Posted by: From about That Time at September 25, 2026 10:37 PM (sl73Y)
Posted by: Spoiler alert at September 25, 2026 10:33 PM (TbWk/)
_______________________
I was a bit dismayed that the total a**hole lived (albeit staying with the tribe)...but he deserved something much much worse. I remember saying to myself...."I think this might be the first movie I've seen where I don't want any of the characters to survive", and was legitimately disappointed when a couple did.
Posted by: Orson at September 25, 2026 10:37 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Vampiras Comeback Caper at September 25, 2026 10:37 PM (hD90I)
---
“As NASA recommits to flight test and works alongside industry to push the boundaries of airframe and propulsion design, it will not be long before NASA once again is flying as high and as fast as we had in decades past, and then even more.”
_ZH
https://tinyurl.com/4e9pzbxm
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 25, 2026 10:37 PM (vC80E)
Posted by: Kindltot at September 25, 2026 10:37 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: GWB at September 25, 2026 10:29 PM (kU0PQ)
So is The Streak.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 25, 2026 10:38 PM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: Piper at September 25, 2026 10:39 PM (ZdaMQ)
Gonna grab some afternoon delight
My motto's always been "when it's right, it's right"
Why wait until the middle of a cold, dark night?
====
Pre-AIDS
Post-abortion
Lots of coke
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 25, 2026 10:39 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 25, 2026 10:16 PM (RIvkX)
Ten years before he was Bond, he was reformed jewel thief Simon Templar in The Saint TV series.
I imagine him as a young Bond when watching that series.
Posted by: Joemarine at September 25, 2026 10:39 PM (y171U)
I am unsure how he thinks his Royal Mounties could stop us, but good for you, twit.
He seems almost worse than Castro's son. He and Macron seem chummy. Gak, as I accidently saw them hugging and kissing. This is some sort of glory hole Friday night.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 25, 2026 10:39 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 25, 2026 10:39 PM (wpRMV)
Posted by: 88C+u at September 25, 2026 10:40 PM (88C+u)
It has those dance sequences.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 25, 2026 10:37 PM (rbvCR)
With its chart topping number "Oh Percy, Have Mercy"
Posted by: Wet the sponge at September 25, 2026 10:40 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 25, 2026 10:40 PM (0Htd1)
Michael Jackson's "Ben" gets my vote for the worst, and most inexplicable #1 song..
Posted by: Joe Kidd at September 25, 2026 10:41 PM (08OqX)
Stop.
Collaborate and listen.
Posted by: Piper at September 25, 2026 10:41 PM (ZdaMQ)
To keep everything in alignment, a small metal guide slides onto the magazine and holds the clip while the cartridges are pushed into the magazine box. Once the cartridges are in, the guide is removed from the magazine.
The unfortunate Marine wasn't listening when they told him how to use a stripper clip guide, and managed to shove the entire clip into the magazine. I suspect there is another clip already in the magazine, and now it is hopelessly jammed.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at September 25, 2026 10:41 PM (t/Q8n)
Posted by: Piper at September 25, 2026 10:42 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at September 25, 2026 10:42 PM (R86kT)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 25, 2026 10:42 PM (APZWP)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 25, 2026 10:42 PM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: Kindltot at September 25, 2026 10:42 PM (rbvCR)
---- ----------------- -----
That's why Asians bow to each other.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 25, 2026 10:42 PM (f0sNM)
Posted by: The Max Cady Bop at September 25, 2026 10:43 PM (TbWk/)
Also known as Jesus Christ Superstar
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at September 25, 2026 10:43 PM (R86kT)
Posted by: Bo Donaldson and the Heywoods at September 25, 2026 10:44 PM (Fn+3X)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 25, 2026 10:42 PM (f0sNM)
It gets the mouth in the right spot, too.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 25, 2026 10:44 PM (1Ff7Z)
When I took my oldest daughter, the dance was a big flop ... because middle school girls with their fathers.
One of the moms running the dance decides to get transgressive and puts on "I'm Too Sexy".
No one at all goes out to dance, so after a few beats, I head out to the dance floor and start lip-synching and doing a fair imitation of the guys dancing in the MTV video.
After my first pass across the gym, I rip off my sports coat and make another pass. At this point all of the dads are howling and the girls that have seen the video are giggling and trying to explain it to their friends.
I get back to my daughter and reach out my hand. She pauses for a moment, and then concedes that sometimes you just have to go with the "dad joke" rather than fight it.
She comes out on the dance floor and starts copying me, but much more gracefully. Shortly thereafter the dance floor gets flooded with fathers and daughters, and the rest of the dance goes very well.
When alcohol is not a permissible social lubricant, some times you just need a big 'ol Idiot.
Needless to say, I still like that song.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 25, 2026 10:44 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 25, 2026 10:44 PM (APZWP)
Ace, Ace, baby
Ace, Ace, baby
Alright stop, collaborate and listen
Ace is back with another morning mission
Something grabs a hold of the feed so tightly
Takes down a narrative daily and nightly
“Will they ever stop?”
Yo, I don’t know
Posted by: Piper at September 25, 2026 10:44 PM (ZdaMQ)
10cc "Not In Love" got #1 in the UK, although yeah #2 here.
Ace featured that one somewhen here.
Posted by: 88C+u at September 25, 2026 10:44 PM (88C+u)
Same thing a couple years later with Native New Yorker (Odyssey) at Christmas as I was driving down I-95 from NY to Fla....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 25, 2026 10:44 PM (578mW)
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at September 25, 2026 10:43 PM (R86kT)
Yeah, but PotC is grittier, right? Less likely to have upbeat songs in it.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 25, 2026 10:45 PM (1Ff7Z)
Posted by: Paper Lace at September 25, 2026 10:45 PM (Fn+3X)
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at September 25, 2026 10:45 PM (R86kT)
Needless to say, I still like that song.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 25, 2026 10
This is adorable.
Posted by: Piper at September 25, 2026 10:46 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: mrp at September 25, 2026 10:47 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 25, 2026 10:42 PM (1Ff7Z)
We already have “Jesus Christ Superstar”.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 25, 2026 10:47 PM (APZWP)
Some of those "hits that shouldn't have happened" were pretty darn good. "Afternoon Delight" was charming. "The Chipmunk Song" (in small doses, say, once a year) and "The Streak" (ditto) were funny, as was "My Ding-a-Ling." And "Macarena" has an irresistible melody to it.
None of them is "City of New Orleans," "Classical Gas," "Fancy," or "Ode to Billie Joe," but not many songs can be.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 25, 2026 10:47 PM (wzUl9)
Jared Issacman is trying to get NASA back into its Apollo glory days.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 25, 2026 10:47 PM (w6EFb)
37 Tom Morello can play guitar, but he is living proof that receiving a masters degree in political science from Harvard does not make somebody's political opinions worth hearing.
Posted by: tankdemon at September 25, 2026 06:13 PM (ayDmH)
Yup...every time I hear him running his suck on Sirius XM he is talking about the "revolution" or some such crap. He doesn't realize that playing the geetar in the rice fields of Kampuchea won't save him.
Posted by: Zombie Pol Pot, Drummer at September 25, 2026 06:18 PM (6VpiA)
Since I actually enjoy their sound, sometimes when I'm feeling down, I like to rewatch the video for "Testify":
https://youtu.be/Q3dvbM6Pias
Releasing the video just months before the 2000 election, RATM teamed up with Michael Moore (who directed) and Ralph Nader (who cameo'd) to convince Democrats that algore was no real alternative to W. As bad as W's GOPe admin was, imagining algore's SCOTUS picks and his cabinet's ratcheting of regulatory tyranny, it brings a smile to my face to think that Morello et al. were such dopey Nader stans that they inadvertently saved us from that.
Posted by: SciVo at September 25, 2026 10:48 PM (ke3zm)
Posted by: Methos, inauthentic X-bot account at September 25, 2026 10:48 PM (vSvIl)
Posted by: 496 at September 25, 2026 10:48 PM (VXC2z)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 25, 2026 10:39 PM (hzuYO)
I will edit down Larry Correia's thoughts
. . . To our cool northern brethren, in the exceedingly unlikely event this war happens, rather than dying horribly 30 to 1 to an overwhelming military force because your elite liberal betters expect you to cosplay the Taliban because they spent all your tax dollars on retarded liberal shit instead of tanks or artillery, the cool provinces could just tell Ottawa to fuck off. You can become independent countries and get rich selling oil and minerals!
[. . . ]How profoundly fucking sad is the Canadian government that they think being the Taliban is ASPIRATIONAL? The Taliban died in droves. They lost every battle with insanely bad K/Ds. They didn't "win" the war so much as America just kinda blundered around for twenty years failing to create a flourishing Jeffersonian democracy from a bunch of goat molesting cavemen for some baffling reason, until we said fuck it, this is lame, we're out of here. And Joe Biden still managed to screw even that up!
Posted by: Kindltot at September 25, 2026 10:48 PM (rbvCR)
Ace featured that one somewhen here.
Posted by: 88C+u at September 25, 2026
***
I'm not a grup -- so don't forget it!
It's just a silly phase I'm going through!
Posted by: Miri at September 25, 2026 10:48 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Terry Jacks at September 25, 2026 10:49 PM (Fn+3X)
Posted by: That lotion number will be a big hit at September 25, 2026 10:32 PM (hD90I)
Understandable understandable
That the Doctor became a cannibal
Comprehensible, comprehensible
Not a bit reprehensible
It's so defensible!
Posted by: Hannibal! in Chicago
You don’t understand!
I don’t think I’m a man!
Don’t make a commotion,
Just lather on the lotion!
It’s time to make you mute,
Then I’ll wear you like a suit!
(Big finish): I’ll wear … you … like…a…suit!
Posted by: Shuffalo to Buffalo at September 25, 2026 10:49 PM (hD90I)
Posted by: 496 at September 25, 2026 10:48 PM (VXC2z)
Oh yes, the dance number "I'm Topsy Turvey Over You"
and the ballad, "Slowly My Breath Goes Away"
Posted by: Kindltot at September 25, 2026 10:50 PM (rbvCR)
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The Paolo, he never change the recipe. The consistency, she is the, how do you say, foundation of the reputation with the ladies.
Posted by: The Paolo at September 25, 2026 10:50 PM (wpRMV)
I don't know why, which is my standard answer to anything.
I am so happy that I have nothing to do tomorrow! What a great day is ahead! If I have a week or two of social stuff I start getting a bit nuts. I am right there currently on the map.
We "had" to meet DIL's parents for dinner Wed night after doing a bunch of stuff for two weeks of socializing. They were visiting from FL and I like them. Her mother is fun when she's not wacko from travel (I will blame this instead of her mother's cat who bit her wrist and she showed me).
I heard, in great detail, about her father being cremated (semi-normal discussion), and her uncle who's an undertaker of a funeral home and gory details I'd rather not know. I kept thinking she'd stop so I could change the subject but this went on for awhile and I tried not to glug my wine. My husband says she's the only person he's met who talks more than I do...but at least I'm entertaining and don't have a cat bite. The food also sucked at this restaurant.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 25, 2026 10:51 PM (hzuYO)
I imagine him as a young Bond when watching that series.
Posted by: Joemarine at September 25, 2026
***
Yes; he was the perfect Saint. I saw some of those in syndication during the Sniffle Scare, and there were moments when he displayed the hard edge of Bond to good effect.
Posted by: Miri at September 25, 2026 10:51 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Piper at September 25, 2026 10:52 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Roger Daltrey at September 25, 2026 10:53 PM (wpRMV)
Would Gore really have been worse?
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 25, 2026 10:53 PM (SS6mv)
Posted by: The ONT Groove Collective at September 25, 2026 10:53 PM (hD90I)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 25, 2026 10:47 PM (w6EFb)
If they can get a ram jet up to the edge of the atmosphere, they can save on oxidizer for at least that part of the trip. For that they have to be doing serious speed
Posted by: Kindltot at September 25, 2026 10:54 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 25, 2026 10:54 PM (XeU6L)
For example: The Knack "My Sharona" is about the lead singer of the band being obsessed and pining over an underage minor.
I think you'd be surprised (or not) how many songs were truly and completely misinterpreted. "Every Breath You Take" is about a stalker....and how many weddings was that played at?
Posted by: Orson at September 25, 2026 10:54 PM (dIske)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 25, 2026 10:54 PM (APZWP)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 25, 2026 10:55 PM (f0sNM)
I am unsure how he thinks his Royal Mounties could stop us, but good for you, twit.
He seems almost worse than Castro's son. He and Macron seem chummy. Gak, as I accidently saw them hugging and kissing. This is some sort of glory hole Friday night.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 25, 2026 10:39 PM (hzuYO)
Don't sell the Canucks short. They have secret moose brigades and the new 8th generation Slew Foot Missile. Those damn things fly right past you then circle back and trip you from behind. Their defense is Nothing. As in, there's nothing there. It's bigger than America with 1/10th the population. After you blow up everything of value, what are you doing on day three?
Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at September 25, 2026 10:55 PM (r7+Q7)
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