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aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com CBD: cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com Doof: doof2112 at proton.me joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com J.J. Sefton: sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com | Saturday Evening Movie Thread - 10/24/26Hammer Films I've spent the last eight months watching one thing: Hammer Film. Before I started, I knew that Hammer was more than just the horror films that people remember, and I set out to watch it all. All but three films are lost, leaving one hundred seventy films from The Public Life of Henry the Ninth (lost) in 1935 to Doctor Jekyll in 2023. Let's not make too much of the effort though. I'm just an asshole who watches too many movies. Anyway, I set out with this mission for two reasons. The first is that I had no familiarity with Hammer before (I'd seen two of the recent entries, The Woman in Black and Let Me In, but nothing else from its whole history). The second was that I wanted to discover the history of a studio through its films. I read bits and pieces of the history as I went, but my focus was entirely on the films themselves. And what I found was what one would expect from a studio that focused on putting out as much as they could, often as cheaply as they could. I found a wide range of content. The bottom is very bad. The top is very good. And there's a lot of mediocrity in between. For every Dracula: Prince of Darkness there were several films like The Full Treatment or Third Party Risk or A Case for PC 49. There were surprise joys like Cloudburst, The Curse of the Werewolf, and Taste of Fear. There were the big names everyone with passing familiarity of Hammer knows like Terence Fisher, Val Guest, Jimmy Sangster, Michael Carreras, Peter Cushing, and Christopher Lee. There were also surprising names who appeared only briefly like Richard Aldrich and Set Holt (who died on the set of his final Hammer film, Blood from the Mummy's Tomb). What is the story of a studio that made so much crap but also so much quality? So, this is going to be a long one. I came out with a lot of thoughts. A Machine ![]() Hammer was many things, but what it was most was what could be derisively called a content mill. It was a small studio that was pushing out more than half a dozen films a year from the early fifties to the early seventies. In the early fifties, Anthony Hinds bought an empty mansion called Down Place on the River Thames and turned it into Bray Studios, the filming home of Hammer for roughly 20 years. They used the exteriors extensively, redressed rooms to use them multiple times in multiple ways for multiple films almost at once, and built sets right on the property, concentrating their abilities to focus production efforts that allowed for fast filming. And fast filming they did. They could create an air of sophisticated production quality by using the 18th century derelict mansion, its exteriors, and intelligent craftsmanship to outpace comparably budgeted similar films from Hollywood which would have to build such sights from scratch. And the objective of the studio, from long before they squared in on Gothic horror as their bread and butter, was to keep cash flow positive. That meant making product, selling it quickly, and chasing trends to keep the studio afloat. They first filmed at Bray Studios with The Dark Light in 1951 but didn't buy the property and use it in that capacity until Cloudburst...also in 1951. From then on, they pushed out film after film after film, mostly using the space at Bray to make it all happen. And all of this was driven by the two heads of the studio: Anthony Hinds and Michael Carreras. Creatively, Hinds was more of a writer and Carreras inserted himself into directing from time to time (mostly, it seems, out of necessity when hired directors weren't working out like on Shatter), but they represented two very different overall approaches to the business side of filmmaking. Hinds was more involved on the creative side, and Carreras was more purely the businessman, and together, they steadily grew a stable of creative talent behind and in front of the camera that could flourish in the breakneck pace environment that required a movie every few months. The early prominent names like Godfrey Grayson interested me because they would start out well (Grayson made The Adventures of PC 49 which I found a small delight), but it was obvious that the pressure just ground any joy of the process out of them (To Have and to Hold, Grayson's final film with Hammer, is a largely dull and unremarkable film). However, those that could work under the pressures like Fisher or Guest really did thrive. Fisher was the more overt visual stylist, bringing wonderful, sumptuous colors to the main monster movies, and Guest was the better overall filmmaker who could morph his way in and out of genres, bringing out the best of them (his two war films for Hammer, Yesterday's Enemy and The Camp on Blood Island are both quite good). The machine was real. You either flourished, or you got punished with the schedule. Formula ![]() As hinted earlier, Hammer spent its early postwar reconstitution under Anthony Hinds and James Carreras (sons of the original founders William Hinds and Enrique Carreras), James' son Michael would become the more active in the company than James who was an executive director. The company searched for consistent success for years until it decided, in 1957, to make a colorful, a bit gory update of the Frankenstein story which had become something like parody after years under the Universal banner in America. Tapping regular director Terence Fisher (his first film with Hammer was The Last Page in 1952), and taking advantage of the interest of successful television and film actor Peter Cushing, the studio stumbled into what would define it: Gothic Horror. The Curse of Frankenstein was a success. A major success. And success breeds imitation, and within a year, Hammer had released a similar update of Dracula, this time with Christopher Lee, who had played the creature in the Frankenstein film, as the title character, also directed by Fisher. It didn't take long for Hammer to increase its focus on these sorts of tales of the macabre with sequels to the Frankenstein story appearing quickly (The Revenge of Frankenstein in 195 It wasn't the exclusive output of the studio across this decade. There were adventure films (The Brigand of Kandahar, The Devil-Ship Pirates), psychological horror films (Nightmare, Hysteria), and even a drama here or there to appease major talent (Cash on Demand for Peter Cushing who was tired of playing mad scientists all the time), but the focus was obviously on the Gothic Horror that had become the most consistent cash cow for the studio. What was that formula? It wasn't just an amorphous Gothic Horror. It was mad scientists, secretive, insular small towns (sometimes technically in Bavaria but always feeling very British), terror at the edges of civilization, castles, bright colors, and recognizable actors like Lee and Cushing (Lee was in almost every Dracula film, and Cushing was in every Frankenstein movie except one, The Horror of Frankenstein). They had the sets for most of it (they went modern day for the last couple of Dracula films with Lee, Dracula A.D. 1972 and The Satanic Rites of Dracula), and they could efficiently move from one production to the next. Such is the advantage of a studio system. The Stars ![]() As mentioned, the major stars in front of the camera were Christopher Lee and Peter Cushing. Lee brought presence, often without saying anything (his Dracula often has almost no dialogue for long stretches), and Cushing brought sophistication and even sarcasm every once in a while (his Frankenstein was often really mean to people). Hammer kept bringing them back because they regularly headlined the most successful of Hammer's films through the sixties (the stories of Hammer effectively emotionally blackmailing Lee into coming back for just one more turn as Dracula are kind of remarkable). The two weren't just money makers for the studio, they were genuinely good actors (the previously mentioned Cash on Demand is a wonderful showcase for Cushing and Lee gets to show off in The Devil Rides Out). But, I really think the more interesting part of the equation are those stars behind the camera. You have to start with Jimmy Sangster, the regular writer for Hammer who wrote twenty-three scripts for Hammer from X the Unknown in 1956 to Fear in the Night in 1972. He didn't push forward a strong authorial vision (it's hard for writers to pull that off in the movie business), but he was one of the most regular names in credits you could see. A craftsman of the written word who could push out script after script, often in perfectly serviceable shape, even if he wasn't providing much of a voice to them himself. After him comes the directors. The two most prominent are Terence Fisher and Val Guest. Fisher directed twenty-nine films for Hammer, and Guest directed fourteen. Fisher is the most synonymous with Hammer because of his association with the monster films. He directed a very large number of the Frankenstein and Dracula films (he directed only the first Mummy film), and the visual look of these films really gave Hammer a distinct identity that allowed it to separate from the Universal source that the films were obviously trying to build off of. He made the monsters feel...new by giving them color, in particular red for the blood. They felt dangerous again for the first time in decades. Guest was, in my opinion, the more interesting of the two, though. His output was more varied and often more successful artistically. The Man of Sherwood Forest, the first two Quatermass movies, and Yesterday's Enemy are a variety of films that he imbued with intelligent craftsmanship. Yesterday's Enemy in particular represents Guest bringing real visual alacrity and sophistication to a little war movie on essentially just a handful of sets. These are the people that Anthony Hinds and Michael Carreras regularly relied on, The ones who could walk into the fast production schedules and make something worthwhile regularly. The ones who really made Hammer consistent money. The ones who really made the studio's public identity. Decline Formula is a double-edged sword. When it works, it can provide regular positive cash flows. When it falls out of fashion, you can have become so ossified by the formula that you struggle to keep up. Hammer was chasing success for years before The Curse of Frankenstein, adapting properties with pre-existing cultural footprints in the form of BBC radio serial adaptations like the trio of films about Dick Barton, Secret Agent or the pair of films about the eponymous PC 49. But when they hit on Gothic Horror, they grabbed on with both hands and didn't let go. However, the market isn't stationary. It appreciated Hammer's brand of Gothic Horror, and then Rosemary's Baby and The Exorcist were released. Hollywood had exposed a high-budget horror aesthetic and change in a more modern direction that audiences were soon more hungry for than another instance of Dr. Frankenstein making another creature or Dracula coming back from the dead once more in 18th century Transylvania. There was also the freeing up of censorship requirements by British censorship boards, beginning with Michael Antonioni's Blow Up in 1966 and continuing with films like The Graduate in 1967 that allowed for greater use of nudity, which Hammer was slow to adopt, not showing a naked breast in a film until The Vampire Lovers in 1970, the nudity coming at the insistence of American co-producers at AIP. Hammer just kept on trying to make the same kinds of movies through this period of transition with movies like Dracula Has Risen from the Grave in 1968 or Taste the Blood of Dracula in 1970. There were efforts to try and latch onto the Satanism trend early with The Devil Rides Out in 1968, but it mostly got folded into existing properties like The Satanic Rites of Dracula in 1973 or with new variations on existing ideas like vampires in the Karnstein trilogy (The Vampire Lovers, Lust for a Vampire, and mostly Twins of Evil). The only thing that really saved them for a few years are a handful of some of their worst films: adaptations of TV sitcoms. Hammer as Production Company The existence of these late stage adaptations of contemporary British sitcoms, mostly Love Thy Neighbor and the trilogy of On the Buses films (there were a few others, like Man About the House which Three's Company was based on) highlights how, ultimately, Hammer wasn't a horror production company. It was a production company that had found a way to sell horror successfully for a long time. When the ability to sell horror fell off, they had to find something else, so they went with existing properties that they could make quickly. Not one of these sitcom adaptations is any good (That's Your Funeral is minor entertainment), but the first On the Buses film, based on a show that ran for seven seasons and the first effort Hammer made in this vein, was the second biggest movie at the British box office in 1971. It was the largest windfall for the company (which it had to share with coproducing partner EMI) and kept the studio alive for several more years, and the reliance on these sitcom adaptations just grew, becoming more prominent than their efforts to keep their horror identity alive. There were other horror films, for sure, and some of them were actually fairly successful, but the production partnerships meant that Hammer was making little off of something like The Legend of the Seven Golden Vampires no matter how much money it made, and the studio eventually liquidated in 1979. Was it just changing times and tastes? Was it the retirement of Anthony Hinds in 1969 leaving Michael Carreras in effective complete control? Was it the refusal of Christopher Lee to appear in one more damnable Dracula film? Was it Peter Cushing aging quickly after the death of his beloved wife, Helen? Hard to tell, but nothing lasts forever. Unusual Faces ![]() Before I continue chronologically, I have to talk about a handful of directors who worked for the company very briefly but made a sizeable impression on me. Robert Aldrich, Seth Holt, and Roy Ward Baker. They made, respectively, one, three, and seven films each. I saw Baker as something of a successor to Terence Fisher's style and probably would have lasted longer at the company if it had lasted longer as a going concern (he directed the last Dracula movie for them in 1974, The Legend of the Seven Golden Vampries. Baker was interesting because, really, he feels like peak Fisher but transplanted to the more permissive late 60s and early 70s period. Not everything worked, (the aforementioned Moon Zero Two is a confused script), but physical production elements were always shockingly good. And the films has a strong sense of style. He really gave the back end of Hammer some of its real heights like Quatermass and the Pit and Dr. Jekyll and Sister Hyde. My focus, though, is on the first two listed. Seth Holt only made three films for Hammer, and all three impressed me. Taste of Fear is a stylish, effective thriller. The Nanny is another thriller outside of the monster wheelhouse with a strong central performance by Bette Davis. And Blood from the Mummy's Tomb is honestly my favorite Mummy movie ever made (the franchise in all its forms is largely terrible, to be honest, but this one is good). Holt walked into the machine that was Hammer, made two distinctive, worthwhile films outside of the general milieu, and then walked into the worst horror franchise the studio had and made the best entry. He died on set during the filming of the last (it was apparently week 4 of 5 weeks total), and I actually mourned a bit when I learned that. And then there's Robert Aldrich. Aldrich is a name you probably don't know, but you should know at least one of his films: The Dirty Dozen (also The Flight of the Phoenix and The Longest Yard). Hammer hired him for one film which he made in Germany a few years after WWII called Ten Seconds to Hell. It is a tense drama about men diffusing bombs across Berlin and rivalries between them. It is completely unrelated to anything Hammer was known for and it stands apart as an exemplary example of suspense filmmaking. It is the only film he made with Hammer, he made it outside of their control in another country, and the studio doesn't seem to have gotten involved beyond writing checks until post-production where, Aldrich said, they cut out thirty minutes and made the movie incomprehensible (I disagree, I think it's really, really good and perfectly comprehensible). Hammer was barely a production company on that film, really just an anonymous financier who panicked once they saw the workprint cut. It's just interesting to see such an example of individualist filmmaking appearing in the middle of what really was a corporate machine with strong producers. Back from the Dead ![]() After liquidation in 1979, rumors of Hammer's return floated for years until the 2000s when the library and trademark were purchased by Dutch producer John De Mol. Since, the company (which has gone through a couple of different corporate moves since, mostly getting purchased by John Gore in 2023) has continued as an interesting coda to the Hammer story. Hammer embraced its brand of Gothic Horror for over a decade during its peak, but it was never really a horror film studio. In the middle of it all, it was still making adventure films and psychological thrillers and even science fiction movies (Moon Zero Two is the reason I chose to do all of Hammer, not just the horror films, because the poster looked interesting and I didn't want to miss it). However, when Hammer reconstituted in the 2000s, it has only made horror films. It's only nine films total (ten, if you count the unreleased Ithaqua which will get released...eventually, it finished filming in February of last year), and from Beyond the Rave (a weird little series of short films as one movie that was released on MySpace of all places) through Doctor Jekyll starring a post-op tranny Eddie Izzard, the new Hammer has fully embraced the perception of Hammer Horror in a literal sense. The horror is mostly updated (The Woman in Black is very much Gothic, period horror, but it feels more amped up and energetic than most of the Hammer stuff from the 60s, its closest analogy might be to Dracula A.D. 1972, though they are very different films), and even The Lodge feels like something A24 would have released. It's an update on the brand that really just feels like more entries in the modern horror scene without a strong identity that Hammer used to have. It makes horror films, but unlike contemporaries like A24 of Blumhouse, each movie feels very different from each other, giving the studio no real solid identity beyond generic horror. The Lodge feels like an A24 movie, but Wake Wood is too cheap of an attempt at British folk horror (set in Ireland), and The Quiet Ones has this weird found footage aspect that it can't commit to across the film that makes it feel in between subgenres. At least Let Me In gave Matt Reeves fertile ground to demonstrate his particular style which he continues to this day (shots repeat in his vampire movie and The Batman). Hammer Films, Redux ![]() Hammer is a complicated story, as one might expect, and it's an interesting one. Again, I read very little of the background (I'm probably going to pick up The Hammer Story: Revised and Expanded Edition at some point to learn more), and I chose to just try to learn through the films themselves, and I feel like I learned a lot. I learned about corporate identity. I learned about studio systems. I learned about star power (real and perceived). I learned about trends. I learned about the murky nature of influence (Roger Corman and Hammer obviously influenced each other). I learned about craftsmanship. I learned about the dichotomy of a corporate entity that could produce a mountain of crap but also real gems of worth. I learned about...movies. And that's ultimately what I want from my watching. I went in wanting to know what the whole Hammer Horror thing was. I came out feeling like I learned a lot more than that. I don't think I'd recommend the experience to almost anyone (even Mark Andrew Edwards, who likes to go along on these cinematic journeys, only took in maybe a quarter of the films himself), but if you want a list of what you might want to check out, well, I did rank every single one of them. Movies of Today Opening in Theaters: Clayface Wildwood Movies I Saw This Fortnight: The Quiet Ones (Rating 1/4) Full Review "It's honestly just a bad little film." [Prime] The Woman in Black: Angel of Death (Rating 1/4) Full Review "I think this is the best Dracula film that Hammer has produced, even if the ending could have used another rewrite." [The Roku Channel] The Lodge (Rating 2/4) Full Review "It's an okay overall package with an ending to recommend it but which doesn't really save it." [Kanopy] Doctor Jekyll (Rating 2.5/4) Full Review "It's a wet squib of a way to end things in this Hammer run, but appropriately so." [Library] Sweet Charity (Rating 3/4) Full Review "The film was a big financial bomb for Universal, but the result is, I think, something solid and admirable, if a bit uneven." [Library] Lenny (Rating 3/4) Full Review "It's personal cinema. I just don't think it's the most involving of cinema. It's admirable, though." [Library] All That Jazz (Rating 3/4) Full Review "So, I stand apart from the film, admire it, and wonder if Fosse should have found a healthier outlet to explore his psychological state." [Library] Star 80 (Rating 3/4) Full Review "Self-destruction was the name of the game, and that's what he mired his audiences in. Did he do it well? I think so. I do think he was best when there was more singing and dancing, though." [Library] Contact Email any suggestions or questions to thejamesmadison.aos at symbol gmail dot com. I've also archived all the old posts here, by request. I'll add new posts a week after they originally post at the HQ. My next thread will be on 12/5 and be about the film directing career of Bob Fosse. Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
"Charlie Victor Romeo" (2013) Cockpit stage play recreating several aircraft accidents, scripted from CVR recordings: AA1572, AE4184, Aeroperu 603, Yukla 27,JAL123, UA232. It's more interesting if you've researched the accidents ahead of time, but meh nonetheless.
"Confession" (2026) Worth the watch. Some of the dialogue is very good indeed, and some of it overexplains a bit. (The USA conservative moviemakers still need to learn a bit about subtlety, and letting the audience figure out a few things for themselves.) Sadly, Dean Norris isn't scary enough to play a kommissar. To see a scarier one, check out Anna Maxwell Martin in Star City (2026). Posted by: gp at November 14, 2026 08:24 PM (Jr5Lq) 2
"Non-Stop" (2014) No Sir, I don't like it.
youtube.com/watch?v=cDGlN6mluGA Posted by: Mister Horse at November 14, 2026 08:24 PM (Jr5Lq) 3
Good evening everyone
Posted by: Skip at November 14, 2026 08:24 PM (Ia/+0) Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing the world in a Ken Russell way at November 14, 2026 08:24 PM (/3kQC) 5
oh oh
Posted by: brass orbs at November 14, 2026 08:26 PM (eP4XR) 6
Glad everything's okay. I dreamed I saw another thread here...
Posted by: moviegique (buy my books) at November 14, 2026 08:26 PM (K40fF) 7
There's no red like Hammer Horror blood red. It glows.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 14, 2026 08:26 PM (kpS4V) 8
"Sorry for being late." Don't be! We're just glad you're here.
Posted by: Mister Horse at November 14, 2026 08:28 PM (Jr5Lq) 9
7 There's no red like Hammer Horror blood red. It glows.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 14, 2026 08:26 PM (kpS4V) ======= Best with a British accent and some stew. Because British people love stew. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing the world in a Ken Russell way at November 14, 2026 08:28 PM (/3kQC) 10
"Star 80" Recommended.
Posted by: gp at November 14, 2026 08:29 PM (Jr5Lq) 11
Content
Posted by: Accomack at November 14, 2026 08:29 PM (xIM4c) 12
8 "Sorry for being late." Don't be! We're just glad you're here.
Posted by: Mister Horse at November 14, 2026 08:28 PM (Jr5Lq) ======= Mother-in-law showing up to take care of kids. Prepping dinner. Finalizing packing that started, literally, 4 weeks ago. Printing out everything we possibly need. Giving the oldest one last talking to about needing to stay on top of homework. Hammer Horror? Priceless. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing the world in a Ken Russell way at November 14, 2026 08:30 PM (/3kQC) 13
10 "Star 80" Recommended.
Posted by: gp at November 14, 2026 08:29 PM (Jr5Lq) === Ugly, but worthwhile. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing the world in a Ken Russell way at November 14, 2026 08:31 PM (/3kQC) 14
I just watched the Psych movie made in 2017 which is three years after the TV show ended.
Unfortunately the writers ignored what I thought was the central part of the show which was his observation skill . Very disappointing. Posted by: polynikes at November 14, 2026 08:31 PM (OXhw3) 15
Been a little bit sincd the Hammer Video came out so trying to think what was thinking when I watched it.
Probably seen most of these, maybe missed a few not sure. Again. If somehow was aked who directed all these , I most likely wouldn't have put them in one basket. Posted by: Skip at November 14, 2026 08:32 PM (Ia/+0) 16
I'm watching a Hallmark Christmas movie about three brothers struggling to take care of a baby dropped off at the fire station. This is like the polar opposite of a Hammer film.
Hammer and Hallmark need to join up for "A Bloody Good Christmas". Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 14, 2026 08:34 PM (kpS4V) 17
From content - first paragraph:
"All but three films are lost, leaving one hundred seventy films...." ----------------- Excellent content Mr. TJM. Thank you! Above, did you mean you 'watched all, except for the three films that are lost' ? Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at November 14, 2026 08:34 PM (QGaXH) 18
15 Been a little bit sincd the Hammer Video came out so trying to think what was thinking when I watched it.
Probably seen most of these, maybe missed a few not sure. Again. If somehow was aked who directed all these , I most likely wouldn't have put them in one basket. Posted by: Skip at November 14, 2026 08:32 PM (Ia/+0) ========== Frankenstein, Dracula, and the Mummy seem to have been kind of big with a generation older than me because of Hammer. It completely missed me until I set out to watch the whole thing. I'd seen none of them. Well, at this point, I prefer Lee to Lugosi. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing the world in a Ken Russell way at November 14, 2026 08:34 PM (/3kQC) 19
17 From content - first paragraph:
"All but three films are lost, leaving one hundred seventy films...." ----------------- Excellent content Mr. TJM. Thank you! Above, did you mean you 'watched all, except for the three films that are lost' ? Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at November 14, 2026 08:34 PM (QGaXH) ======== Yes, I watched all but the three lost films. I looked, but I could not find them. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing the world in a Ken Russell way at November 14, 2026 08:34 PM (/3kQC) 20
"Ugly, but worthwhile."
When I see a villain performance like that, I gotta believe it causes mental and physical trauma to the actor. They have to reach down into the worst places of the soul, and dare to expose it. Posted by: gp at November 14, 2026 08:37 PM (Jr5Lq) 21
Also....Abbott and Costello meet Frankenstein is on Svengoolie tonight on METV.
8 PM in my time zone so may already be on for the East Coast folk. Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at November 14, 2026 08:38 PM (QGaXH) 22
Revisited the 1950 Night and the City yesterday evening. Always a pleasure to see that one. Richard Widmark and Gene Tierney are fine, but what makes the flick for me are all those other characters that Widmark's hoping to manipulate while everything falls apart around him. Herbert Lom, Googie Withers, and Francis L. Sullivan are just terrific in it. YMMV. One of my favorite noirs.
Long time since I've read the source novel, but I don't recall that the flick was faithful at all to it. I think Gerald Kersh once said that getting payment for the rights was basically payment for the four words of the title, which made him one of the highest paid writers ever. Posted by: Just Some Guy at November 14, 2026 08:38 PM (q3u5l) 23
All but three films are lost, leaving one hundred seventy films
------- That's a lot, TJM. Interesting reading, thanks. Posted by: scampydog woods are winning at November 14, 2026 08:38 PM (WTmBO) 24
"All That Jazz" I liked it, and need to rewatch.
Posted by: gp at November 14, 2026 08:38 PM (Jr5Lq) 25
20 "Ugly, but worthwhile."
When I see a villain performance like that, I gotta believe it causes mental and physical trauma to the actor. They have to reach down into the worst places of the soul, and dare to expose it. Posted by: gp at November 14, 2026 08:37 PM (Jr5Lq) ======= It is absolutely the performance of Eric Roberts' career. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing the world in a Ken Russell way at November 14, 2026 08:38 PM (/3kQC) 26
23 All but three films are lost, leaving one hundred seventy films
------- That's a lot, TJM. Interesting reading, thanks. Posted by: scampydog woods are winning at November 14, 2026 08:38 PM (WTmBO) ======= I'm far from the first to have done this. There are people out there who love Hammer and did it previous to me and better than me. But, I think, it was an important exercise on my part. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing the world in a Ken Russell way at November 14, 2026 08:39 PM (/3kQC) 27
21 Also....Abbott and Costello meet Frankenstein is on Svengoolie tonight on METV.
8 PM in my time zone so may already be on for the East Coast folk. Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at November 14, 2026 08:38 PM (QGaXH) Pizza and beer being stationed as we speak.... Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at November 14, 2026 08:39 PM (QGaXH) 28
Googie Withers is my favorite actor name bar none.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 14, 2026 08:40 PM (kpS4V) 29
Hey, TJM. Good to see you back.
Posted by: Bulg at November 14, 2026 08:40 PM (77rzZ) 30
29 Hey, TJM. Good to see you back.
Posted by: Bulg at November 14, 2026 08:40 PM (77rzZ) ======== I like to show up on movie related posts. Though, I'm out of pocket for the next week. So, even less of me. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing the world in a Ken Russell way at November 14, 2026 08:42 PM (/3kQC) 31
Christopher Lee was Grand Moff Tarkin, wasn't he?
Bet he never dreamed he be a Grand Moff one day. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 14, 2026 08:43 PM (McHc8) 32
....I'm far from the first to have done this...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison -------- But you did. And it's a lot. Cheers. Posted by: scampydog woods are winning at November 14, 2026 08:43 PM (WTmBO) Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 14, 2026 08:44 PM (kpS4V) 34
31 Christopher Lee was Grand Moff Tarkin, wasn't he?
Bet he never dreamed he be a Grand Moff one day. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 14, 2026 08:43 PM (McHc ======= Peter Cushing was Tarkin. And Peter Cushing survived like 12 interactions with Dracula. Respect, man. Give him some respect. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing the world in a Ken Russell way at November 14, 2026 08:44 PM (/3kQC) Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 14, 2026 08:45 PM (McHc8) 36
32 ....I'm far from the first to have done this...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison -------- But you did. And it's a lot. Cheers. Posted by: scampydog woods are winning at November 14, 2026 08:43 PM (WTmBO) ======= 1. Thank you. 2. I'm just an asshole who watches too many movies. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing the world in a Ken Russell way at November 14, 2026 08:45 PM (/3kQC) Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 14, 2026 08:45 PM (kpS4V) 38
I'm far from the first to have done this. There are people out there who love Hammer and did it previous to me and better than me.
But, I think, it was an important exercise on my part. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing the world in a Ken Russell way at November 14, 2026 08:39 PM (/3kQC) ---- I admire your persistence and dedication towards completing this project. You give a thorough and thoughtful analysis of your experience. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 14, 2026 08:46 PM (s2iZv) 39
Christopher Lee was Grand Moff Tarkin, wasn't he?
Bet he never dreamed he be a Grand Moff one day. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 14, 2026 08:43 PM (McHc ---- I'll always remember Peter Cushing's amazing performance as Saruman. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 14, 2026 08:47 PM (s2iZv) 40
38 I admire your persistence and dedication towards completing this project.
You give a thorough and thoughtful analysis of your experience. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 14, 2026 08:46 PM (s2iZv) ======== Yeah, but what recommendations do I have? That's all that matters, right? Me telling you what to watch and you acting like you're taking that advice, right? Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing the world in a Ken Russell way at November 14, 2026 08:48 PM (/3kQC) Posted by: Star Bores at November 14, 2026 08:48 PM (i9bQX) 42
I admire your persistence and dedication towards completing this project.
--------- All kidding aside, TJM has a great talent and we're fortunate that he shares it with us. Thanks TJM. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 14, 2026 08:49 PM (McHc8) 43
I watched a noir from the early '50s today, Sudden Fear. A young actor, Touch Connors, played a supporting role. When he appeared, he looked familiar. Turns out, shortly thereafter he changed his name to Mike Connors.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent at November 14, 2026 08:51 PM (ndZc7) 44
42 All kidding aside, TJM has a great talent and we're fortunate that he shares it with us. Thanks TJM.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 14, 2026 08:49 PM (McHc ======== Tomorrow, I start to see how angry I can make Dolley by filming as much of our vacation in 4K in tiny little snippets to form into a short film later. Then we'll see what talent I have. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing the world in a Ken Russell way at November 14, 2026 08:51 PM (/3kQC) 45
I watch these, usually around Halloween if they are on.
Posted by: Skip at November 14, 2026 08:51 PM (Ia/+0) 46
"Star 80" really is a horror film. The heavy blanket of creeping doom is palpable. For a double dose of depression, watch it as a double feature along with "They All Laughed" Dorothy Stratten was murdered right after the movie was filmed. The movie and director, Peter Bogdanovich, play a part in her husband's insanity. Posted by: naturalfake at November 14, 2026 08:51 PM (YSUhf) 47
The reward for this kind of effort is getting to sit through films like Dracula A.D. 1972 and The Satanic Rites of Dracula.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 14, 2026 08:52 PM (XLQLg) 48
47 The reward for this kind of effort is getting to sit through films like Dracula A.D. 1972 and The Satanic Rites of Dracula.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 14, 2026 08:52 PM (XLQLg) ======== I liked Dracula AD 1972 quite a bit. I actually didn't really like The Satanic Rites of Dracula very much. I know most Hammer fans like the latter quite a bit, but I just found it a slog. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing the world in a Ken Russell way at November 14, 2026 08:54 PM (/3kQC) 49
I was watching a few videos critiquing Amazon's Rangzzz of Powah! (Season 3) and had an epiphany about a lot of movies (and television) writing.
There's a tendency for the writers to try to make every single line sound IMPORTANT! Each one is supposed to have deep philosophical meaning and sound portentous to the story. Now, every line in a movie/television show should have a definite *purpose* but you don't need to make them all sound IMPORTANT. It gets absurd in stories like Rings of Power, which is trying to emulate Tolkien's style of writing, but failing miserably and hilariously. You also see this tendency in Disney Star Wars products. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 14, 2026 08:54 PM (s2iZv) 50
I can't be the only person who thought Vincent price was a Hammer staple.
Posted by: davidt at November 14, 2026 08:54 PM (Q+gd/) 51
Richard Aldritch is Robert Aldritch's cheaper brother.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 14, 2026 08:55 PM (CHHv1) 52
leaving one hundred seventy films from The Public Life of Henry the Ninth (lost) in 1935 to Doctor Jekyll in 2023. Let's not make too much of the effort though. I'm just an asshole who watches too many movies.
And yet, somehow, with one hundred forty eight less films (not counting some shorts) in my catalog, you can't produce my retrospective and/or definitive ranking? Posted by: zombie Russ Meyer at November 14, 2026 08:55 PM (0sNs1) 53
50 I can't be the only person who thought Vincent price was a Hammer staple.
Posted by: davidt at November 14, 2026 08:54 PM (Q+gd/) ======= Too American. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing the world in a Ken Russell way at November 14, 2026 08:55 PM (/3kQC) 54
52 leaving one hundred seventy films from The Public Life of Henry the Ninth (lost) in 1935 to Doctor Jekyll in 2023. Let's not make too much of the effort though. I'm just an asshole who watches too many movies.
And yet, somehow, with one hundred forty eight less films (not counting some shorts) in my catalog, you can't produce my retrospective and/or definitive ranking? Posted by: zombie Russ Meyer at November 14, 2026 08:55 PM (0sNs1) ======= 3 of his films are getting 4K treatments soon. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing the world in a Ken Russell way at November 14, 2026 08:56 PM (/3kQC) 55
Thx TJM, great post
Hammer Horror always had great looking women. I've also always wondered which of the stories about Christopher Lee's life and alleged exploits were true Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 14, 2026 08:56 PM (Qu9v+) 56
Went to see the Jimmy Stewart movie. Enjoyed it, although it dragged a bit near the end.
One of the best parts were the credits. Annotated pix of his life along with some silent video footage. Posted by: Quarter Twenty at November 14, 2026 08:56 PM (2Ez/1) 57
Tomorrow, I start to see how angry I can make Dolley by filming as much of our vacation in 4K in tiny little snippets to form into a short film later.
Then we'll see what talent I have. Posted by: TheJamesMadison --------- A vacation movie with a surprise third act. Man discovers the thin line between sleeping in his bed and sleeping in his garage. Posted by: scampydog woods are winning at November 14, 2026 08:57 PM (WTmBO) 58
When I see a villain performance like that, I gotta believe it causes mental and physical trauma to the actor. They have to reach down into the worst places of the soul, and dare to expose it.
Posted by: gp at November 14, 2026 08:37 PM (Jr5Lq) It’s long been noted how Heath Ledger died not long after transforming himself into a truly psychotic Joker. Posted by: Tom Servo at November 14, 2026 08:57 PM (YOZYJ) 59
57 A vacation movie with a surprise third act. Man discovers the thin line between sleeping in his bed and sleeping in his garage.
Posted by: scampydog woods are winning at November 14, 2026 08:57 PM (WTmBO) ====== lol Nah. I have a vision. 3 cities. 3 different shooting styles. 1 story about discovering that what's important is right there all along. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing the world in a Ken Russell way at November 14, 2026 08:58 PM (/3kQC) 60
3 of his films are getting 4K treatments soon.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing the world in a Ken Russell way at November 14, 2026 08:56 PM So we can expect your reviews shortly after release? Posted by: zombie Russ Meyer at November 14, 2026 08:58 PM (0sNs1) 61
60 3 of his films are getting 4K treatments soon.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing the world in a Ken Russell way at November 14, 2026 08:56 PM So we can expect your reviews shortly after release? Posted by: zombie Russ Meyer at November 14, 2026 08:58 PM (0sNs1) ======= The women on those covers do look particularly....busty. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing the world in a Ken Russell way at November 14, 2026 08:58 PM (/3kQC) 62
I’ve been waiting for this thread, glad I didn’t miss it! One of the things I love about Hammer films, especially at their peak, is that you could start watching in the middle and almost immediately you’d know it was a Hammer film, just from the stylistic cues.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 14, 2026 08:59 PM (YOZYJ) 63
A local tv station picked a lot of these up for late night programming in the seventies, broadcast rates must been dirt cheap. Posted by: Auspex at November 14, 2026 09:00 PM (Y8DZL) 64
62 I’ve been waiting for this thread, glad I didn’t miss it! One of the things I love about Hammer films, especially at their peak, is that you could start watching in the middle and almost immediately you’d know it was a Hammer film, just from the stylistic cues.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 14, 2026 08:59 PM (YOZYJ) ========= Or from a brief tour of Bray Studios! Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing the world in a Ken Russell way at November 14, 2026 09:00 PM (/3kQC) 65
This week watched Guernica, a Spanish/ English/ American fklm by Kolda Serra, based on the 1937 bombing of the town by the Nazis. From the beginning set up thought it was going to be on the Communist side, but the Nazi are Nazi and the Communists ard Communists.
It was very watchable, but as usual what I watch a bit sad. Posted by: Skip at November 14, 2026 09:01 PM (Ia/+0) 66
63
A local tv station picked a lot of these up for late night programming in the seventies, broadcast rates must been dirt cheap. Posted by: Auspex at November 14, 2026 09:00 PM (Y8DZL) ======== "I'll take a greenback for broadcast rights, sure!" -Michael Carreras Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing the world in a Ken Russell way at November 14, 2026 09:01 PM (/3kQC) 67
"Brides of Dracula" was my first Hammer film, when I was a wee tad. There was a Saturday kiddie matinee with two cartoons, some serial episode, and a movie, usually a horror movie of some sort. Maybe two. BoD just blew Young naturalfake away. Pretty ladies as vampire monsters mind blown. And the death of Dracula by being cast in the shadow of a crucifix created by a windmill on fire. It was the greatest movie evah!!! I still love the movie, but in all honesty, when seen many years later...it is a very slow movie and not that good. Some great parts but overall but the awe and enjoyment of Young naturalfake has not been replicated in subsequent viewings. Sad. Posted by: naturalfake at November 14, 2026 09:03 PM (YSUhf) 68
I liked Dracula AD 1972 quite a bit. I actually didn't really like The Satanic Rites of Dracula very much. I know most Hammer fans like the latter quite a bit, but I just found it a slog.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing the world in a Ken Russell way at November 14, 2026 08:54 PM (/3kQC I like it because it’s not just Gothic Horror, it delves into areas of horror far deeper than most movies date to. Posted by: Tom Servo at November 14, 2026 09:03 PM (YOZYJ) 69
The only film I'm really interested in seeing is I Play Rocky.
They are also apparently re-releasing Rocky. I'll go see that. Otherwise, bupkiss. Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 14, 2026 09:04 PM (XV/Pl) 70
Tomorrow, I start to see how angry I can make Dolley by filming as much of our vacation in 4K in tiny little snippets to form into a short film later.
Then we'll see what talent I have. Posted by: TheJamesMadison --------- This is going to be one of those documentaries where everyone but the oblivious director can see the murder being plotted. Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 14, 2026 09:04 PM (kpS4V) Posted by: gp at November 14, 2026 09:04 PM (Jr5Lq) 72
The women on those covers do look particularly....busty.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing the world in a Ken Russell way at November 14, 2026 08:58 PM So, you're saying wait until they turn up as open tabs on a certain someone's browser? Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 14, 2026 09:05 PM (0sNs1) 73
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I like it because it’s not just Gothic Horror, it delves into areas of horror far deeper than most movies date to. Posted by: Tom Servo at November 14, 2026 09:03 PM (YOZYJ) ========= The idea of Dracula being so tired of it all and just trying to end the world is something. I just don't think the execution is there. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing the world in a Ken Russell way at November 14, 2026 09:06 PM (/3kQC) 74
70 This is going to be one of those documentaries where everyone but the oblivious director can see the murder being plotted.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 14, 2026 09:04 PM (kpS4V) ===== I was explaining the plan to Dolley a few weeks ago. We're hitting three towns, and I'm building a narrative in the film around the three. Then, she broke me off in the middle, "We're not eating dinner in the second town." "I know. It's just a movie." Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing the world in a Ken Russell way at November 14, 2026 09:07 PM (/3kQC) 75
72 The women on those covers do look particularly....busty.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing the world in a Ken Russell way at November 14, 2026 08:58 PM So, you're saying wait until they turn up as open tabs on a certain someone's browser? Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 14, 2026 09:05 PM (0sNs1) ======== I don't get it. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing the world in a Ken Russell way at November 14, 2026 09:08 PM (/3kQC) 76
I recently watched new-to-me episode of RiffTrax, featuring the movie "The Singing Ringing Tree." It's a European-made movie adaptation of some local fairytale...filmed with all the sets and effects of a really good high school musical! A silly plot (as fairytales are wont to have) and an absolutely laughable production. It should have been riot, on the same scale as the old "Jack Frost" or "The Sword and the Dragon" from Mystery Science Theater 3000.
Alas, there was something off about this movie. Whatever producer decided to bring the movie to America didn't re-dub the movie. Instead, they just had a narrator speak over all the dialogue and summarize what was being said. Ie "the princess laughed, and said the task couldn't possibly be done." That does make for a silly movie, but it's a very distracting kind of silly. The episode would have been so much funnier with the traditional badly-done over-the-top dubbing... Posted by: Castle Guy at November 14, 2026 09:08 PM (3v7ra) 77
The acting in Star 80 is excellent.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 14, 2026 09:10 PM (RIvkX) 78
Some great parts but overall but the awe and enjoyment of Young naturalfake has not been replicated in subsequent viewings. Sad.
Posted by: naturalfake at November 14, 2026 09:03 PM (YSUhf) ---- With adulthood comes discernment, and that's good, but alas adults are far too quick too judge on so-called artistic merit and not on busty vampires and grand guignol death scenes. Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 14, 2026 09:10 PM (kpS4V) 79
I like Moon Zero Two. It was the first MST3K I ever saw in 1989.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 14, 2026 09:11 PM (Cqx++) Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 14, 2026 09:12 PM (kpS4V) 81
80 "I know. It's just a movie."
----- Keep telling yourself "It's only a movie! It's only a movie!" Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 14, 2026 09:12 PM (kpS4V) ======= Pain is temporary. Film is forever. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing the world in a Ken Russell way at November 14, 2026 09:13 PM (/3kQC) Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at November 14, 2026 09:14 PM (cEHXL) 83
I like Moon Zero Two. It was the first MST3K I ever saw in 1989.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 14, 2026 09:11 PM (Cqx++) Gotta love a hero with a combover. Also, Catherine Schell. Tasty. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Sounding the Carnyx at November 14, 2026 09:15 PM (0aYVJ) 84
"I know. It's just a movie."
----- Keep telling yourself "It's only a movie! It's only a movie!" Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 14, 2026 09:12 PM (kpS4V) ---- "Any resemblance to actual events, locales, or persons, living or dead, is coincidental." Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 14, 2026 09:15 PM (s2iZv) 85
Dang. When I read "Hammer Films" I thought it was going to be about guys in parachute pants.
Posted by: GWB at November 14, 2026 09:16 PM (kU0PQ) 86
Moon Zero Two takes place in 2028. Damn this timeline is behind schedule!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 14, 2026 09:16 PM (kpS4V) 87
Brides of Dracula was my first Hammer as well. I know I've not seen all the Hammer horror films, but caught quite a few during the sixties at the theater and on the tube and they were always fun.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at November 14, 2026 09:17 PM (q3u5l) 88
85 Dang. When I read "Hammer Films" I thought it was going to be about guys in parachute pants.
Posted by: GWB at November 14, 2026 09:16 PM (kU0PQ) ======== Are you implying that it's NOT Hammer time? Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing the world in a Ken Russell way at November 14, 2026 09:17 PM (/3kQC) 89
35 Oof. Peter Cushing, not Christopher Lee.
I forfeit one AoSHQ Bathroom Token. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 14, 2026 08:45 PM (McHc If Count Dooku and Grand Moff Tarkin had ever teamed up, no good guys would have ever prevailed in Star Wars! Posted by: Castle Guy at November 14, 2026 09:18 PM (3v7ra) 90
87 Brides of Dracula was my first Hammer as well. I know I've not seen all the Hammer horror films, but caught quite a few during the sixties at the theater and on the tube and they were always fun.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at November 14, 2026 09:17 PM (q3u5l) ======== Only weirdoes see them all. Seeing some is normal! And lauditory! Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing the world in a Ken Russell way at November 14, 2026 09:18 PM (/3kQC) 91
TJM is on his way to going missing in the Amazon jungle while obsessively filming his masterpiece about a lost mission to find El Dorado.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 14, 2026 09:19 PM (kpS4V) 92
I can't be the only person who thought Vincent price was a Hammer staple.
Posted by: davidt Too American. Posted by: TheJamesMadison When all you have is a Hammer, every actor looks like a staple. Posted by: mikeski at November 14, 2026 09:20 PM (VHUov) 93
Thanks TJM!
I did look up 'The Asylum' with AI to see what their business model is. Basically, cheap movies, high volume. They apparently ask distributers what they're willing to pay and then work backwards. Your article reminded me of them for some reason. Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106.5 years old! Puppy at heart! at November 14, 2026 09:20 PM (Sco7b) 94
93 Thanks TJM!
I did look up 'The Asylum' with AI to see what their business model is. Basically, cheap movies, high volume. They apparently ask distributers what they're willing to pay and then work backwards. Your article reminded me of them for some reason. Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106.5 years old! Puppy at heart! at November 14, 2026 09:20 PM (Sco7b) ======== The movie industry has always had that seedy underbelly that's been more concerned with cash flow on the lowest of levels than art. That was institutionalized in the studio system with B-movies, the lower half of double bills that filled the 4-5 hours of a full show of entertainment that kept people from leaving the theater. With the collapse of the studio system, that got outsourced to indie studios and producers, like Hammer, who created that grease for the theaters that kept them in steady business. What's interesting recently is that the B-movie has become the A-movie, the movie that gets all the money and attention, and the A-movie has become the B-movie but without being able to create that cash flow that the B-movie was good for. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing the world in a Ken Russell way at November 14, 2026 09:23 PM (/3kQC) 95
I was explaining the plan to Dolley a few weeks ago
--------- mm hmm. And were you listening? And paying attention to both verbal and non- verbal cues? Posted by: scampydog woods are winning at November 14, 2026 09:24 PM (WTmBO) 96
91 TJM is on his way to going missing in the Amazon jungle while obsessively filming his masterpiece about a lost mission to find El Dorado.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 14, 2026 09:19 PM (kpS4V) I’ll bet he documents on film his efforts to transport a steamboat over a mountain ridge down there. Posted by: Tom Servo at November 14, 2026 09:25 PM (YOZYJ) 97
Moon Zero Two takes place in 2028. Damn this timeline is behind schedule!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 14, 2026 09:16 PM (kpS4V) May 2021. We were all playing with Covid lockdowns and I was planning a wedding. Posted by: Kindltot at November 14, 2026 09:26 PM (rbvCR) 98
2. I'm just an asshole who watches too many movies.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing the world in a Ken Russell way at November 14, 2026 08:45 PM (/3kQC) ===== I am always embarrassed by praise too. Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 14, 2026 09:29 PM (RIvkX) 99
What's interesting recently is that the B-movie has become the A-movie, the movie that gets all the money and attention, and the A-movie has become the B-movie but without being able to create that cash flow that the B-movie was good for.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing the world in a Ken Russell way at November 14, 2026 09:23 PM (/3kQC) Interesting thank you. Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106.5 years old! Puppy at heart! at November 14, 2026 09:30 PM (Sco7b) 100
With adulthood comes discernment, and that's good, but alas adults are far too quick too judge on so-called artistic merit and not on busty vampires and grand guignol death scenes.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 14, 2026 09:10 PM (kpS4V) You're right, Eris. So many many movies would be improved by the addition of busty vampires and various grand guingol death scenes. I blame the lack of these superior elements for the failure of Disney's Star Wars movies. Posted by: naturalfake at November 14, 2026 09:31 PM (YSUhf) 101
The complete Hammer feature filmography:
imdb.com/list/ls073640797/ Posted by: gp at November 14, 2026 09:31 PM (Jr5Lq) 102
93 I did look up 'The Asylum' with AI to see what their business model is.
Basically, cheap movies, high volume. They apparently ask distributers what they're willing to pay and then work backwards. Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106.5 years old! Puppy at heart! at November 14, 2026 09:20 PM (Sco7b) The infuriating thing about the Asylum movies that I have seen is that their plots are so stupid. It's a given that the concept is going to be dumb, but you can still be dumb and fun. Especially when the actors feel in on the joke...But the later actions of the movies are just so...stupid. Bad writing, with no understanding of what the audience wants from that sort of move... It seems like a decent script-writer would be the cheapest part of movie-making, but, no... Like Sharknado. Mind-numbing dumb concept. But at the end of the first act, you've got 4 characters with real chemistry embarking on a quest...Then they kill half that quartet, then pair the male lead off with the charisma-vacuum that is Tara Reid, and pair the female lead with a plank of wood who was only introduced in the final act. It would have been so much funner to follow the original 4 characters... Posted by: Castle Guy at November 14, 2026 09:33 PM (3v7ra) 103
TJM is on his way to going missing in the Amazon jungle while obsessively filming his masterpiece about a lost mission to find El Dorado.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 14, 2026 09:19 PM (kpS4V) I’ll bet he documents on film his efforts to transport a steamboat over a mountain ridge down there. Posted by: Tom Servo at November 14, 2026 09:25 PM (YOZYJ) Just as long as he ends his movie by wandering around the deck of sinking ship scolding dozens of spider monkeys, he'll be fine. Posted by: naturalfake at November 14, 2026 09:34 PM (YSUhf) Posted by: gp at November 14, 2026 09:34 PM (Jr5Lq) 105
104 "101 The complete Hammer feature filmography"
I see plenty in there that look interesting. Posted by: gp at November 14, 2026 09:34 PM (Jr5Lq) === Which is why I did them all, not just the horror films. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing the world in a Ken Russell way at November 14, 2026 09:37 PM (/3kQC) 106
I'm waiting for something to load and found this interesting.
The Asylum would piggyback off of the huge blockbusters and create mockbusters like 'Transmorphers' and 'Atlantic Rim'. Their business model has them do most of the work in-house so they can keep costs in line. Apparently according to a GQ article in 2013, they'd have a budget of $500,000 for the film, use 30 freelance crew-members and make $125,000 to $250,000 per film. As TJM said, not high art, but on the other hand, very smart. $500,000 is probably catering costs for a Marvel or Disney film. Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106.5 years old! Puppy at heart! at November 14, 2026 09:37 PM (Sco7b) 107
It would have been so much funner to follow the original 4 characters...
Posted by: Castle Guy at November 14, 2026 09:33 PM (3v7ra) I loved the first few seasons of ZNation. Guilty pleasure. I've seen some of their stuff but I've been busy with projects. But I do enjoy the stupid.... Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106.5 years old! Puppy at heart! at November 14, 2026 09:39 PM (Sco7b) 108
Just as long as he ends his movie by wandering around the deck of sinking ship scolding dozens of spider monkeys, he'll be fine.
Posted by: naturalfake at November 14, 2026 09:34 PM (YSUhf) ---- Inevitable. Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 14, 2026 09:41 PM (kpS4V) 109
Z Nation was awesome. It knew what it was, until a strange woke turn in a later season, but I seem to recall it righted the ship by the end.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 14, 2026 09:43 PM (kpS4V) 110
109 Z Nation was awesome. It knew what it was, until a strange woke turn in a later season, but I seem to recall it righted the ship by the end.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 14, 2026 09:43 PM (kpS4V) I've been having it on during my stuff. Fun show. They lost me before season 5 but I did catch a bit. I'll have to finish it off. Everyone have a great night! Thanks TJM! Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106.5 years old! Puppy at heart! at November 14, 2026 09:49 PM (Sco7b) 111
""Guernica, a Spanish/ English/ American fklm by Koldo Serra"
Added to my list, thanks!" Looked all over the internet for a rip, then found out it's on DVD at the public library. It's always the last place I look. Hope the disc is playable tubi has it, but won't play it for me, an unregistered user. ok.ru has a couple of copies, but they don't start. And none found in the forbidden places. Posted by: gp at November 14, 2026 09:54 PM (Jr5Lq) Posted by: Just Some Guy at November 14, 2026 10:00 PM (q3u5l) 113
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