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A man who was gravely injured in the Butler Assassination attack has just died, two years after his wounding.

"We are deeply saddened by the passing of Jim Copenhaver, who was gravely wounded in the horrific shooting in Butler, Pennsylvania," House Republicans posted on X. "Jim endured unimaginable hardship with strength and perseverance.
"We join his family and loved ones in mourning his loss and praying for them during this difficult time," the post continued. "May he rest in peace."
Copenhaver, who was 76-years-old at the time of his death, was shot in the triceps. Another bullet was lodged in his body after it took chunks of his colon, leaving him with nerve damage, according to CBS News.

The so-called "Reality Based Community" continues to hint or flat-out assert that this assassination was fake.

The feds have arrested an illegal alien for voting in both the 2020 and 2024 presidential elections. I assume he's innocent, because the communist media tells me this never happens.

Agents with Homeland Security Investigations (HSI) and the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) arrested a legal immigrant in New Jersey last week for allegedly voting in multiple federal elections, including the 2020 and 2024 presidential elections, Breitbart News has learned.

Sanata Coulibaly, a legal immigrant from Senegal, was arrested on September 17 and charged with procurement of citizenship or naturalization unlawfully and voting by an alien.
According to prosecutors, Coulibaly first entered the United States in September 1993 and was given a green card by the Obama administration in November 2009. In 2018, 2020, and 2024, Coulibaly allegedly voted illegally in each of the elections.
"This alien from Senegal has been charged with procurement of citizenship or naturalization unlawfully and voting by an alien after allegedly voting in three general elections in New Jersey," Department of Homeland Security (DHS) Secretary Markwayne Mullin said.

Leading Report
@LeadingReport
Kamala Harris says Republicans are cheating by removing ineligible voters from the rolls.

Yes, she pretty much says that, saying "Republicans are cheating by purging the voter rolls." She also slurs a word because, as usual, she drank her lunch.

I never heard this-- or if I did, my almost-29 year old brain forgot it.

Peter J. Hasson
@peterjhasson
18h
I'm just gonna put it out there: Colin Kaepernick sat on the bench for the national anthem--not kneeling, sitting on the bench, away from his teammates--at the exact time his teammates hated him (a recently demoted backup QB) for dating his teammate's (Aldon Smith's) ex-girlfriend.
It was only after one reporter asked--after his third straight game sitting by himself on the bench during the anthem --why he was doing that, that he came up with the answer about taking a stand against America's "racism."
That transformed him overnight from a spiraling backup QB whose teammates hated him to a left-wing icon.
This is all true you can look it up.

MSNOW president says her propaganda outlet has a "broad range of views" because they pay former Republican Michael Steele to attack conservatives with every breath.

If you're an actual citizen, you're a second-class citizen:

Tim Anderson
@AssocAnderson
Arlington's Commonwealth's Attorney testified that her office has a DUI policy specifically for DACA recipients. In a small number of cases, prosecutors have considered changing a DUI to a different first-degree misdemeanor so the defendant can renew DACA status. (We don't have first-degree misdemeanors - they are called Class 1 misdemeanors - surprised an elected prosecutor doesn't know that).
She says the defendant is still held accountable and the original DUI charge remains visible. But DACA status is a factor in the plea resolution, one that an American citizen charged with the same offense cannot invoke.
Should immigration status affect which crime appears on a defendant's record?
Source: Dehghani-Tafti deposition, p. 89, lines 6--22.

It's racist to question Hasan Piker's pro-terrorism, pro-murder, pro-"blood in the streets" calls to violence.

Or, of course, to ask his wingman Abdulrahman Mohamed El-Sayed about it.

Spencer Pratt
@spencerpratt
"I will throw you in prison. I want Chinese style communism to happen inside of the democratic party right now. I want to do cultural revolution shit."
Hamas Piker just flat out admits he wants to imprison and kill democrats in a literal communist revolution. These are animals.

This highly-normal, not-at-all-a-weird-pervert Democrat state senator writes Dungeons and Dragons lesbian porn fanfic.

On Tumblr.

Pennsylvania Democrat state Sen. James Malone has written lesbian fan fiction set in the Dungeons & Dragons (D&D) universe, according to documentation provided to Breitbart News. Malone was elected in a special election in 2025 after serving as Mayor of East Petersburg since 2017.
Malone won by approximately 500 votes in the district despite President Donald Trump winning by 15 points in the 2024 general election.
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Since at least October 2023, Malone has been writing and publishing on Tumblr a sexually charged lesbian romance story set in the universe of Dungeons & Dragons. He has since deleted the account once Breitbart News began investigating.
In October 2023, Malone posted a "D&D story" on Tumblr featuring lesbian lovers Brylint and Zamkk sleeping together.

Brylint work cuddled up in Zamkk's arms, content and warm. After their time at the Tavern, they had a bath and more, working out there tenuous partnership. *This will work out well, for now.*, Brylint thought to herself. With the light filtering in from the window, she could see her surroundings with clarity. The relatively large area of the room was taken up by the pillows she and her red haired companion were cuddled in....
As she rose, Zamkk grabbed her arm. "It's early.", she said groggily. "I must use the chamber pot and perform my devotions.", Brylint said not unkindly. Zamkk nodded, gently rubbed Brylint's arm then settled back to snoozing. Brylint did her business and cleaned up. She performed her rituals of devotion and stretched a bit.

In November 2023, Malone posted another "D&D story" on Tumblr featuring lesbian lovers Brylint and Zamkk experiencing "no small amount of arousal" from "a firm wack on the rear."

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Brylint smirked briefly under her hood, "Perhaps, I will need more lessons."That gained her a firm wack on the rear which evoked a hiss and no small amount of arousal. "Do you understand.", Zamkk asked in Ghukliak. "I will listen and learn."
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In November 2023, Malone posted another "D&D story" on Tumblr featuring lesbian lovers Brylint and Zamkk "nibbling" each other's ears.
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In November 2023, Malone posted another "D&D story" on Tumblr featuring lesbian lovers Brylint and Zamkk engaged in "a rather exuberant session" of "intimate time."
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Shapiro harbors presidential ambitions in 2028 after being considered to run with Kamala Harris in 2024. He also received backing from Democrat National Committee Chairman Ken Martin and socialist Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.
Malone also stated his disappointment with a "Drag Queen Story Hour" event's cancellation in 2024, stating, "It is sad that this event got negative presentation on it," he said. "This kind of come-if-you-want event can provide kids with a broader experience of life in general."
The event was set to take place at a public library in Lancaster County for an all-ages audience.

Yikes on bikes, that's awful.

Democrat St. Louis Alderwoman Sharon Tyus: “If you was in my black caucus, you would be the first person I would put a bullet in your head because you are not trustworthy.” pic.twitter.com/dMC0TLSXTv

Police is reviewing the video it was reported that the department had opened an…
— Defiant L’s (@DefiantLs) September 24, 2026

No one wants to hear it but the answer to this decades-long assault on Jews in Brooklyn is for a few of these assailants to get shot in the face. Strength ends this. https://t.co/FcvQl01e9W
— Karol Markowicz (@karol) September 24, 2026

The normal output of today's Protestant theology schools is starting to arrive at the pulpit. Talarico is part of this emerging consensus. https://t.co/kTtrs2Pico
— Wesley Yang (@wesyang) September 24, 2026

Left wing people trying to find out whose fault it is that left wing people make themselves so insufferable to be around https://t.co/6g2NL5S6mP pic.twitter.com/7gzdBUEo0Z
— Enguerrand VII de Coucy (@ingelramdecoucy) September 24, 2026

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1 A man who was gravely injured in the Butler Assassination attack has just died, two years after his wounding.

That sucks!

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 24, 2026 06:01 PM (I43vL)

2 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at September 24, 2026 06:02 PM (hG5L0)

3 Hello

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 24, 2026 06:02 PM (uipH1)

4 Chicken fajita soup was a success.

Sounds tasty! They sell these flavored tortilla strips you can put on soups and salads, they'd be good on that

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 06:02 PM (nIKjK)

5
I think the term is "priestette"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 06:05 PM (eRlcH)

6 CRT-

Very tasty especially with fresh avocados and some habanero cheese.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 24, 2026 06:06 PM (uipH1)

7 This highly-normal, not-at-all-a-weird-pervert Democrat state senator writes Dungeons and Dragons lesbian porn fanfic.

On Tumblr.

Lol. Obviously the egregious part of this is posting the fic on Tumblr.

But I'm sure that if this political gig doesn't work out, he can have a lucrative second career writing game modules for Hasbro's Wizards of the Coast division.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 24, 2026 06:06 PM (vJrRc)

8 In October 2023, Malone posted a "D&D story" on Tumblr featuring lesbian lovers Brylint and Zamkk sleeping together.
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I guarantee you at least one of those characters is a Tiefling (half-demon).

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 24, 2026 06:07 PM (FZ29D)

9 What a nutty clergy person. However. She might call herself a Priestette, but the Episopal priests I know call themselves priests.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 24, 2026 06:07 PM (JrHfD)

10 Salon: James Talarico’s campaign could do lasting damage to the GOP
The Texas Democratic nominee for Senate is teaching evangelical voters that Christians can be liberal
By Amanda Marcotte

White evangelicals have been the backbone of the GOP for decades not because they love tax cuts for the rich and environmental degradation, but because they have been told, repeatedly, that Democrats are demonic and there is no such thing as a liberal Christian.

For white evangelicals experiencing doubts about MAGA politics, Talarico is a role model for how to be a liberal without giving up their faith, or even a conservative aesthetic. He gives off Boy Scout vibes with his earnest tones and short haircut.

This is why there’s a growing panic in the Republican ranks over the campaign of James Talarico...Win or lose, Talarico — a seminary student-turned-politician — embodies an existential threat to the right’s long-standing myth that to be Christian must necessarily mean voting Republican.

Most white evangelicals believe “you cannot ever vote for a Democrat because they hate you,” explained April Ajoy, a former Christian nationalist turned liberal Christian...

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 24, 2026 06:07 PM (5HGTQ)

11 It's racist to question Hasan Piker's pro-terrorism, pro-murder, pro-"blood in the streets" calls to violence.
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I don't question it. I announce it. I denounce it.
But I certainly don't question it.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 06:07 PM (+UcOf)

12 Not defending Kaepernick, but why are ex-girlfriends off limits?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 24, 2026 06:08 PM (XvL8K)

13 I assume he's innocent, because the communist media tells me this never happens.

Yup. Never happens hundreds of thousands of times...

Posted by: jim (in Kaliforia) at September 24, 2026 06:08 PM (l3cgK)

14 I think the term is "priestette"

That suggests something not quite as ugly as you see in the video.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 24, 2026 06:08 PM (guGkK)

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For white evangelicals experiencing doubts about MAGA politics, Talarico is a role model for how to be a liberal without giving up their faith, or even a conservative aesthetic. He gives off Boy Scout vibes with his earnest tones and short haircut.

Seriously ?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 24, 2026 06:09 PM (+gK6I)

16 Tumblr still exists?

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 24, 2026 06:09 PM (/OKHJ)

17 Not defending Kaepernick, but why are ex-girlfriends off limits?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba

Maybe there's some house rule in the local version of the Bro Code?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 24, 2026 06:09 PM (vJrRc)

18 Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 24, 2026 06:07 PM (5HGTQ)

WTF are these people huffing?

Posted by: jim (in Kaliforia) at September 24, 2026 06:10 PM (l3cgK)

19 Kamala Harris says Republicans are cheating by removing ineligible voters from the rolls.
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Whores say the funnyist things.
_ghost of Art Linkletter

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 06:10 PM (+UcOf)

20 I'd like to identify as black, but I can't stop using proper grammar.

"You know what I am saying." ----Butters

Posted by: Orson at September 24, 2026 06:10 PM (dIske)

21 Most white evangelicals believe “you cannot ever vote for a Democrat because they hate you,” explained April Ajoy, a former Christian nationalist turned liberal Christian...
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This is 100% true. What's her point?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 24, 2026 06:10 PM (FZ29D)

22 May Jim Copenhaver's memory be for a blessing. I don't recommend gut injuries absolute 0/10.

Posted by: 88C+u at September 24, 2026 06:10 PM (88C+u)

23 I guarantee you at least one of those characters is a Tiefling (half-demon).

If I ever ran D&D there would be no half-races or Tieflings. Ever. Such a blight on gaming.

Although the Tiefling girl in the D&D movie was really cute.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 06:11 PM (nIKjK)

24 Pennsylvania Democrat state Sen. James Malone has written lesbian fan fiction set in the Dungeons & Dragons (D&D) universe

Unless he identifies as a lesbian, he's doing cultural appropriation...

Posted by: jim (in Kaliforia) at September 24, 2026 06:11 PM (l3cgK)

25 Not defending Kaepernick, but why are ex-girlfriends off limits?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba

Maybe there's some house rule in the local version of the Bro Code?
Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 24, 2026 06:09 PM (vJrRc)

I thought they had tattoos for that. Lower arm or forehead, mostly.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 24, 2026 06:11 PM (guGkK)

26 ‘ at the exact time his teammates hated him (a recently demoted backup QB) for dating his teammate's (Aldon Smith's) ex-girlfriend’

That was the looney-tunes wacko leftist mid-at-best bitch? Of so, how did this Ghetto Whore 4 land not one, but two millionaire ballers?

Men are fucking stupid.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at September 24, 2026 06:11 PM (RDoCE)

27 >>Brylint smirked briefly under her hood, "Perhaps, I will need more lessons."That gained her a firm wack on the rear which evoked a hiss and no small amount of arousal. "Do you understand.", Zamkk asked in Ghukliak. "I will listen and learn."

Perhaps we are being too judgmental. Let the man finish.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 24, 2026 06:11 PM (viF8m)

28 The Texas Democratic nominee for Senate is teaching evangelical voters that Christians can be liberal

All that is required is embracing heresy.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 24, 2026 06:11 PM (ExV1e)

29 >>No one wants to hear it but the answer to this decades-long assault on Jews in Brooklyn is for a few of these assailants to get shot in the face.

Violence is almost always the answer.

Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2026 06:11 PM (q7KFe)

30 >>Brylint smirked briefly under her hood, "Perhaps, I will need more lessons."That gained her a firm wack on the rear which evoked a hiss and no small amount of arousal. "Do you understand.", Zamkk asked in Ghukliak. "I will listen and learn."

"Bad, Naughty, Wicked Zoot! She must have a spanking!"

Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2026 06:12 PM (q7KFe)

31 21 Most white evangelicals believe “you cannot ever vote for a Democrat because they hate you,” explained April Ajoy, a former Christian nationalist turned liberal Christian...
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This is 100% true. What's her point?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 24, 2026 06:10 PM (FZ29D)

Yeah. That’s a given.

Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 06:12 PM (Gqar8)

32
Present company excepted, female clergy are a catastrophe. It has been long noted, and the mind of man runneth not to the contrary, that women will find some justification for doing whatever it is they want to do. Individually, it's not a big deal. But when one is in a position of teaching and authority, it's dreadful. The Bible now isn't a guide that should direct your life, it's a convenient resource for kidding yourself that it's all right to do the wrong thing.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 06:12 PM (eRlcH)

33 Most white evangelicals believe “you cannot ever vote for a Democrat because they hate you,” explained April Ajoy, a former Christian nationalist turned liberal Christian

Yeah, that's not the problem Christians have with Democrats. We know they hate us but we're kinda used to that from most of the world. Its that Democrats blatantly hate God and everything He teaches.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 06:13 PM (nIKjK)

34 22 May Jim Copenhaver's memory be for a blessing. I don't recommend gut injuries absolute 0/10.

Posted by: 88C+u at September 24, 2026 06:10 PM (88C+u)

As someone who has lost a small piece of large intestine and two small pieces of small intestine to an abscess-turned-fistula, I can tell you it's not fun. It's worse when it happens because you've been shot, I would have to assume.

Posted by: jim (in Kaliforia) at September 24, 2026 06:13 PM (l3cgK)

35 I have summoned a demon.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 24, 2026 06:13 PM (viF8m)

36 They're letting Piker say this shit. This is Overton Window stuff.

They are re-re-remobilizing their insane crazies who are already insane and have been driven further insane for 15 years.

You think this guy is some brave lone wolf telling it like it is and how he sees it and Democrats really don't want him talking, you really need to revisit the way you look at shit.

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 06:13 PM (vE0+H)

37 Self gassing Christians do exist. The Christian part is in quotes.

Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 06:13 PM (Gqar8)

38 Sad Jim died after a long complicatio.

Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2026 06:14 PM (Ia/+0)

39 I posted earlier that I wouldn't be surprised to see a jihadist do something murderous on 10/7. Watching that video I'm beginning to think it's likely

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 24, 2026 06:14 PM (NGWpV)

40 Police is reviewing the video.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 24, 2026 06:15 PM (Cqx++)

41
He gives off Boy Scout vibes with his earnest tones and short haircut.

__________

He gives off the vibes of someone under a court order not to be within 1000 feet of a school.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 06:15 PM (eRlcH)

42 Also: Christianity is not conservative. Or liberal. Anyone who appends their faith with a political term is at best confused.

Conservatism is influenced by Christianity, but Jesus is not on anyone's side but His own.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 06:15 PM (nIKjK)

43 How busty are the lesbian elves?

Asking for a friend. A gay friend. A furry, gay friend.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 24, 2026 06:15 PM (zZu0s)

44 28 The Texas Democratic nominee for Senate is teaching evangelical voters that Christians can be liberal

All that is required is embracing heresy.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 24, 2026 06:11 PM (ExV1e)

How can you be a Christian if you have no faith in Jesus? Talarico has skinned a church and is wearing it like a sheepskin...

Posted by: jim (in Kaliforia) at September 24, 2026 06:15 PM (l3cgK)

45 "Pennsylvania Democrat state Sen. James Malone has written lesbian fan fiction set in the Dungeons & Dragons (D&D) universe, "

/rolls d20

*20*

you open the chest and find the key to a new Subaru

Posted by: Tuinn Mibush - Lesbian Druid at September 24, 2026 06:15 PM (r7+Q7)

46 43 How busty are the lesbian elves?

Asking for a friend. A gay friend. A furry, gay friend.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 24, 2026 06:15 PM (zZu0s)

Rule 34 applies to Anime and Manga/Manwha too...

Posted by: jim (in Kaliforia) at September 24, 2026 06:15 PM (l3cgK)

47 >>How busty are the lesbian elves?

Let's just say that their elbows are pointier than their ears.

Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2026 06:16 PM (q7KFe)

48 42 Also: Christianity is not conservative. Or liberal. Anyone who appends their faith with a political term is at best confused.

Conservatism is influenced by Christianity, but Jesus is not on anyone's side but His own.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 06:15 PM (nIKjK)

God is not an American. Should I hide now?

Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 06:16 PM (Gqar8)

49 And yet the normies are made to suffer the insufferables.

Posted by: We don't have to live like this at September 24, 2026 06:16 PM (TbWk/)

50 Conservatism is influenced by Christianity, but Jesus is not on anyone's side but His own.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 06:15 PM (nIKjK)

Disagree. He's on all of our sides. He wants us to win and get into the end zone of life (Heaven.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 24, 2026 06:16 PM (zZu0s)

51 Not defending Kaepernick, but why are ex-girlfriends off limits?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 24, 2026 06:08 PM (XvL8K)

presumably she wasn't ex at the time.

I heard she was the one who got him all political too. Aldon dodged a bullet there. Before that all I can recall was his turtle and a bit about him having Miami Dolphin T Shirts instead of 49ers.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 06:16 PM (uhVAy)

52 How busty are the lesbian elves?

In western tradition, elves are slender and lithe, but in Japan anything goes. Elves with zeppelin boobs are common in manga.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 06:17 PM (nIKjK)

53 She says the defendant is still held accountable

I've heard this is some sort of magic phrase. If you 'accept' being 'held accountable', the issue is settled- you owe a debt. That's all. You don't have to do anything after that.

Posted by: t-bird at September 24, 2026 06:17 PM (3s43i)

54 "The Texas Democratic nominee for Senate is teaching evangelical voters that Christians can be liberal
By Amanda Marcotte"

Haven't hears anything form Marcotte in many years, thankfully. I assume she is now living with her cats.

Posted by: Ripley at September 24, 2026 06:17 PM (PTDkx)

55 Conservatism is influenced by Christianity, but Jesus is not on anyone's side but His own.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 06:15 PM (nIKjK)
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If anything, we are supposed to be on His side.

Not reimagining His life to match our own demonic notions.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 24, 2026 06:17 PM (FZ29D)

56
Violence is almost always the answer.
Posted by: garrett

That's not what the bumper sticker says.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 24, 2026 06:17 PM (Cqx++)

57 "Pennsylvania Democrat state Sen. James Malone has written lesbian fan fiction set in the Dungeons & Dragons (D&D) universe, "

/rolls d20

*20*

you open the chest and find the key to a new Subaru
Posted by: Tuinn Mibush - Lesbian Druid at September 24, 2026 06:15 PM (r7+Q7)

cursed loot! but so reliable.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 06:18 PM (uhVAy)

58 56
Violence is almost always the answer.
Posted by: garrett

That's not what the bumper sticker says.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 24, 2026 06:17 PM (Cqx++)

I'm still trying to visualize whirled peas.

Posted by: jim (in Kaliforia) at September 24, 2026 06:18 PM (l3cgK)

59 Not reimagining His life to match our own demonic notions.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 24, 2026 06:17 PM (FZ29D)

He shows us the path- we have to try to walk it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 24, 2026 06:18 PM (zZu0s)

60 How can you be a Christian if you have no faith in Jesus? Talarico has skinned a church and is wearing it like a sheepskin...
Posted by: jim (in Kaliforia) at September 24, 2026 06:15 PM (l3cgK)

That was the whole point of the Gospel of Thomas.
Take away all that annoying Pauline theology, downplay the Cross and Resurrection as far as possible, and end with some absolutely insane crap about women needing to become male.
I'm no fundamentalist, I'll admit this, but the scriptures we got are parsecs better than the "scriptures" our Church Fathers flushed down the loo.

Posted by: 88C+u at September 24, 2026 06:19 PM (88C+u)

61 Wiilowed

203 >>> 197
Not sure about that, J says I am the same color as Saijo and he keeps coming in here to make sure I am breathing!
Posted by: Piper at September 24, 2026 05:48 PM (ZdaMQ)

__________

Also to ask where his dinner is.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 05:52 PM (eRlcH)

Isn't Mr Piper an Italican? Can't he fix up some pasta dish for himself???
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 24, 2026 05:55 PM (+fdRY

He has stepped up, I think I really scared him. He even took the kid to get teeth extractions today in her braces adventure. She was asleep on the couch, I was asleep in our room. He came to take the dog out and said “my entire house is down right now!” He just made a watermelon smoothie for her and is making her mashed potatoes for dinner.

Posted by: Piper at September 24, 2026 06:19 PM (ZdaMQ)

62 I am not trying to sound Catholic fortune cookie. The comments are just urging me to make theological shitposts.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 24, 2026 06:19 PM (zZu0s)

63 This one minute AI is very much worth seeing.

https://x.com/GORMTHEOLD25/
status/2102794932834451864

Trust me on this one. Trump and JD.

Posted by: masturbating United passenger at September 24, 2026 06:19 PM (LAwjE)

64 Jesus said “ if you love me you will keep my commandments”. Yes, he had them.

Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 06:20 PM (Gqar8)

65 Prismatic Spray shoots right out of elf nipples when they are aroused. Do. Not. Want.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 24, 2026 06:20 PM (sAnBa)

66 Conservatism is influenced by Christianity, but Jesus is not on anyone's side but His own.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 06:15 PM (nIKjK)

Disagree. He's on all of our sides. He wants us to win and get into the end zone of life (Heaven.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 24, 2026 06:16 PM (zZu0s)

I considered saying that but then I decided that a better way to describe the matter is that Jesus is on His own side and that he is prepared to welcome all of us to that side if we choose to join him. But it's still his side.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 24, 2026 06:20 PM (ExV1e)

67 "Pennsylvania Democrat state Sen. James Malone has written lesbian fan fiction set in the Dungeons & Dragons (D&D) universe, "

/rolls d20

*20*

you open the chest and find the key to a new Subaru
Posted by: Tuinn Mibush - Lesbian Druid at September 24, 2026 06:15 PM (r7+Q7)

cursed loot! but so reliable.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 06:18 PM (uhVAy)
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I bet they are ecstatic when they get the old Girdle of Femininity/Masculinity.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 24, 2026 06:20 PM (FZ29D)

68 >>> 12 Not defending Kaepernick, but why are ex-girlfriends off limits?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 24, 2026 06:08 PM (XvL8K)

How did she *become* an ex?

Was the QB buggering the LB's girl while the LB thought the girl was still involved with him?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 24, 2026 06:20 PM (+fdRY)

69 Violence is almost always the answer.
Posted by: garrett
——

‘Yea, no shit. I write a whole fucking scene about this.’

— Robert Heinlein

Posted by: Elric the Blade at September 24, 2026 06:20 PM (RDoCE)

70 I love how the propaganda is that Christians can be liberals.

Not that liberals an be Christians.

LOL you can't make these people up.

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 06:21 PM (vE0+H)

71 I mean....James Malone isn't doing anything morons in good standing haven't done....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 24, 2026 06:21 PM (s1VwS)

72 55 Conservatism is influenced by Christianity, but Jesus is not on anyone's side but His own.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 06:15 PM (nIKjK)
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If anything, we are supposed to be on His side.

Not reimagining His life to match our own demonic notions.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 24, 2026 06:17 PM (FZ29D)

Yes. That is the crux of the matter.

Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 06:21 PM (Gqar8)

73 In the county a Freinds ( read Quakers) school has sign out front
War is not the answer

I really want to put another next to it
Depends on what the question is.

Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2026 06:21 PM (Ia/+0)

74 You think this guy is some brave lone wolf telling it like it is and how he sees it and Democrats really don't want him talking, you really need to revisit the way you look at shit.
Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 06:13 PM (vE0+H)

Its standard Dem - let the crazies collect the voters, but not let them take over the decision making part. Well, now they are in danger of even more crazies in the decision making part, so they need to carefully purge out the party....if they can.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 06:21 PM (uhVAy)

75 I bet they are ecstatic when they get the old Girdle of Femininity/Masculinity.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 24, 2026 06:20 PM (FZ29D)

Sounds like an "Oglaf" cartoon.

Posted by: 88C+u at September 24, 2026 06:21 PM (88C+u)

76 62 I am not trying to sound Catholic fortune cookie. The comments are just urging me to make theological shitposts.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 24, 2026 06:19 PM (zZu0s)

What we need are Jack Chick fortune cookies.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 24, 2026 06:21 PM (sAnBa)

77 >>This one minute AI is very much worth seeing.

The pinacle of AI might have already been reached.

Assuming of course that this is in fact AI:

https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=xgzWjWlTIOA

I can't tell.

Posted by: garrett at September 24, 2026 06:21 PM (q7KFe)

78 Remember... that "Coexist" horseshit the left peddles is that they want you to coexist with them, on their terms.

Or die.

Your choice.

And the overlap between them and the Islamists running for office is complete. There's no daylight between them. Only a dress code.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 24, 2026 06:22 PM (2Cry5)

79 Its like when JOshua met the Captain of the Lord's Armies (Jesus, preincarnate);

Joshua: Whose side are you on, ours or theirs?
Captain: No.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 06:22 PM (nIKjK)

80 Smith wasn't on the 49ers that year. I dont doubt that all Kaepernick's teammates hated him, but I dont know that the girlfriend thing played into it.

Posted by: Wally at September 24, 2026 06:22 PM (h5mnP)

81 >>>This is all true you can look it up.

heh. Really? There is a resource I can use that only shows me the true stuff?

Posted by: No Name Today at September 24, 2026 06:22 PM (8mulE)

82 Well, now they are in danger of even more crazies in the decision making part, so they need to carefully purge out the party....if they can.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 06:21 PM (uhVAy)

The usual pattern is that they take power first and then do the purge.

Posted by: national socialists do this too at September 24, 2026 06:22 PM (88C+u)

83 Let's be pragmatic about this. We've all seen the standard prototype for a MALE elf. They're all effeminate. Lesbian elves are going to matriculate by mere necessity.

Posted by: Orson at September 24, 2026 06:22 PM (dIske)

84 I mean....James Malone isn't doing anything morons in good standing haven't done....
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 24, 2026 06:21 PM (s1VwS)

Too many pillows, not enough slaying. Fake DnD.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 06:22 PM (uhVAy)

85 For white evangelicals experiencing doubts about MAGA politics, Talarico is a role model for how to be a liberal without giving up their faith, or even a conservative aesthetic. He gives off Boy Scout vibes with his earnest tones and short haircut.
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I've seen evangelical "Super Christian" Erick Erickson write more against Paxton than Talarico.

He's the white Candace Owens; tune in tomorrow and he's going to reveal more Nazis who are funding the conservatives.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 24, 2026 06:23 PM (3cUTc)

86 I heard she was the one who got him all political too. Aldon dodged a bullet there. Before that all I can recall was his turtle and a bit about him having Miami Dolphin T Shirts instead of 49ers.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 06:16 PM (uhVAy)

If I’ve got the story straight, she is a black, Muslim, socialist radio DJ from Oakland.

And, yes, apparently she screwed Kapernick’s head up about as quickly as Megan did to Harry.

It wasn’t too long before he grew the bubble head afro and started kneeling.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 24, 2026 06:23 PM (6ydKt)

87 Watermelon smoothies and kale?

No wonder you're sick. Eat real food woman.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 24, 2026 06:23 PM (viF8m)

88 84 I mean....James Malone isn't doing anything morons in good standing haven't done....
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 24, 2026 06:21 PM (s1VwS)

Too many pillows, not enough slaying. Fake DnD.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 06:22 PM (uhVAy)

Well it's just documenting the downtime of hot lesbian elves. The slaying happens on the table.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 24, 2026 06:23 PM (s1VwS)

89 >>> 63
==
Trust me on this one.
==
Posted by: masturbating United passenger at September 24, 2026 06:19 PM (LAwjE)

No.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 24, 2026 06:23 PM (+fdRY)

90 And every major news org show a 7th grade picture of a dude we have ZERO records on.

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 24, 2026 06:23 PM (/+uur)

91 The guy has a few Trump and JD videos on his feed. but the Mexican one I linked above seems to be a standout.

https://x.com/GORMTHEOLD25

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 24, 2026 06:23 PM (LAwjE)

92 The resurrected Christ Jesus is the first fruits from the dead. The rest of us join him later in the gathering together (or in the Resurrection of the Just, or the Resurrection of the Unjust). But our new bodies will be neither male nor female. That does not mean we will be trans.

"26For ye are all the children of God by faith in Christ Jesus. 27For as many of you as have been baptized into Christ have put on Christ. 28There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither bond nor free, there is neither male nor female: for ye are all one in Christ Jesus. Galatians

I'd have to review, but even now our position in the body of Christ is not male or female, and will not be in the new body. But the body we now still drag around with us, obviously male and female. JC was born real male.

God is Holy Spirit, never male nor female. Just Almighty God. God is the Father of (born again) Christians and they receive holy spirit. JC is the Christian's brother, the only one with the new body, afaik. But JC is no longer male or female (and not trans).

Posted by: illiniwek at September 24, 2026 06:23 PM (vbXSk)

93 > How can you be a Christian if you have no faith in Jesus?

There are plenty of Cultural Christians who want no responsibilities. They just want everyone to be nice, according to their definition of nice.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 24, 2026 06:24 PM (mkw2N)

94 Not a very good news day today.

Posted by: Case at September 24, 2026 06:24 PM (xJpuh)

95 I would fuck a hot lesbian elf. And a hot lesbian teifling. Actually, I would fuck pretty much any hot lesbian character class in D&D.

Just saying.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at September 24, 2026 06:24 PM (RDoCE)

96 76 62 I am not trying to sound Catholic fortune cookie. The comments are just urging me to make theological shitposts.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 24, 2026 06:19 PM (zZu0s)

What we need are Jack Chick fortune cookies.
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 24, 2026 06:21 PM (sAnBa)

I'd enjoy those

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 24, 2026 06:24 PM (s1VwS)

97 For white evangelicals experiencing doubts about MAGA politics, Talarico is a role model for how to be a liberal without giving up their faith, or even a conservative aesthetic. He gives off Boy Scout vibes with his earnest tones and short haircut.
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He gives off creep vibes...
Sadly many will fall for his "christian" schtick because they don't understand Christianity.

Posted by: lin-duh at September 24, 2026 06:25 PM (9AdGW)

98 Was the QB buggering the LB's girl while the LB thought the girl was still involved with him?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 24, 2026 06:20 PM (+fdRY)

I'm betting the girl started looking at the, at the time, starting QB as an upgrade to LB.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 24, 2026 06:25 PM (ExV1e)

99 All that is required is embracing heresy.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

How can you be a Christian if you have no faith in Jesus? Talarico has skinned a church and is wearing it like a sheepskin...
Posted by: jim

Marcotte has you two pegged (no, not like that...unless you're into it...)

The reaction from white evangelical influencers to him isn’t just about disagreeing with him politically. They are actively trying to discredit his identity as a Christian.

Trump-loving evangelical podcaster Eric Metaxas insisted that Talarico’s faith is a left-wing hoax. “They don’t they don’t openly say we worship Satan and we hate your savior,” he said. “No, they pretend to be more Christian.”

evangelical podcaster Allie Beth Stuckey’s show was perhaps the most inflammatory: “James Talarico is More Demonic Than You Think.” Stuckey, who has attacked empathy as “toxic,” warned viewers and listeners that “Satan disguises himself as an angel of light. Satan looks good. He sounds good.” Talarico, she said, is “evil disguised as goodness.”

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 24, 2026 06:25 PM (5HGTQ)

100 The byline on that Talarico article is Amanda Marcotte. She once raged that laundry baskets are misogynistic. Was it ace or someone else who ginned up a fake press release/quote purporting to be penned by her when she was briefly hired by the Gore campaign advocating that Al open an abortion clinic in his spacious residence?

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 24, 2026 06:25 PM (sAnBa)

101 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 06:12 PM (eRlcH)

I'm glad none the men want to do their own thing! / s. I went to seminary?practically before the abacus was invented when seminary was fairly mainstream
I shudder to think what they are like now

And no, it's pointless for me to debate women's ordination. I will change nobody's mind and they won't change mine. I am a sinner in need of God's grace always, and imperfect as a pastor , but nobody in any of the churches I have served has suggested I wasn't orthodox ( small "o" ) in my theological views and the ideas promulgated by the clergy woman above are bizarre and repellent to me

I'm not feeling great. Good night everyone!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 24, 2026 06:26 PM (JrHfD)

102 Moni Giorgia@GiorgiaMeloni · 6 o'clock

Today we approved the decree on schools in the Council of Ministers.

A 30% class limit for students who don't adequately know Italian, more tools to learn our language, and a ban on burqas and niqabs in school.

Common-sense tools that don't divide, ...

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 06:26 PM (+UcOf)

103 Fundamentalist was used as a pejorative by the humanist materialists in opposition to Christians, and then when out of fashion the term Evangelical was mocked and derided. If some other term comes along they will do the same. They hate Christianity, in other words.

Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 06:26 PM (Gqar8)

104 Slightly off topic rant:

I liked the D&D movie, it was entertaining and some neat stuff in it. But it was long, and it felt long. It didn't really feel like fantasy RPGs either, it had no real dungeon crawl for that matter. I did not care for them having to give every single character a long, complicated character story that was resolved in the movie.

And it occurred to me that this is what Critical Role did to gaming. Its not about the adventure, heroism, or having fun in a wild setting, its bout the egotistical character story, its drama kid stuff now. The adventure takes a back seat to the backstory of the characters, their feelings, how they interact, and the drama they play out, in the guise of roleplaying.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 06:26 PM (nIKjK)

105 I dont doubt that all Kaepernick's teammates hated him, but I dont know that the girlfriend thing played into it.
Posted by: Wally at September 24, 2026 06:22 PM (h5mnP)

Another possibility is that he's an annoying fuck. Starting QBs can get away with that. Not starting QBs... not so much.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 24, 2026 06:27 PM (ExV1e)

106
I think it pretty clear that what Democrat St. Louis Alderwoman Sharon Tyus meant when she said that she'd she'd put a bullet in his head is-

that she would gently and playfully insert a bullet delicately lubed with butter in that person ear hole.

Preeeeety sure, that's what she meant.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 24, 2026 06:27 PM (YSUhf)

107 I'm still trying to visualize whirled peas.
Posted by: jim (in Kaliforia) at September 24, 2026 06:18 PM (l3cgK

Think "Hummus" and go from there.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 24, 2026 06:27 PM (rbvCR)

108 63 This one minute AI is very much worth seeing.
Posted by: masturbating United passenger

Sounds like it might be disappointing.

Posted by: 88C+u at September 24, 2026 06:27 PM (88C+u)

109 He wants us to win and get into the end zone of life (Heaven.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
_________

I've got a few illegal procedure penalties to deal with.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 24, 2026 06:28 PM (XvL8K)

110 I've seen evangelical "Super Christian" Erick Erickson write more against Paxton than Talarico.

Paxton's ex-wife has said that everyone should vote for him cuz Talarico be crazy and shit.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 24, 2026 06:28 PM (ExV1e)

111 Regardless of the story, Kaepernick had to draw attention away from the fact he was a shitty player. Hope his parents were OK with him throwing them under the bus.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 24, 2026 06:28 PM (/k3in)

112 I'll put it this way:
You're more likely to go to heaven as a practicing, devout muslim than as a member of Talarico's church.

The muslim is a pagan who worships a demon.
But they don't know better.

The Talarico church member is a blaspheming apostate who knows the Truth and is perverting it for their own ends.
The flames of Hell encircle them even now, as they preach their evil to deceive and draw men away from God.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 24, 2026 06:28 PM (3cUTc)

113 The reaction from white evangelical influencers to him isn’t just about disagreeing with him politically. They are actively trying to discredit his identity as a Christian.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 24, 2026 06:25 PM (5HGTQ)

That's because my first exposure to him was to hear him quoting Gnostic heretics, and since they were a thing about 1100 years before Protestants started up I assumed they agreed that it was heretical too.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 06:28 PM (uhVAy)

114 87 Watermelon smoothies and kale?

No wonder you're sick. Eat real food woman.
Posted by: JackStraw

Agreed. Woman is real food!

Posted by: Daniel Rakowitz, Butcher of Tompkins Square Park at September 24, 2026 06:28 PM (5HGTQ)

115 If for some reason I was out of town on a Sunday and decided to pop into a church for a service and I saw some broad with half her head shaved at the pulpit I'd sprint away from that building like Jesse Owens while praying that the coming lightning bolt spares me.

Posted by: ballistic at September 24, 2026 06:29 PM (oqH4h)

116 I have summoned a demon.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 24, 2026 06:13 PM (viF8m)

Um...OK.

Posted by: Max Power at September 24, 2026 06:29 PM (SwyyQ)

117 Marcotte has you two pegged (no, not like that...unless you're into it...)

...
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 24, 2026 06:25 PM (5HGTQ)

Homie don't play dat game.

Posted by: jim (in Kaliforia) at September 24, 2026 06:29 PM (l3cgK)

118 103 Fundamentalist was used as a pejorative by the humanist materialists in opposition to Christians, and then when out of fashion the term Evangelical was mocked and derided. If some other term comes along they will do the same. They hate Christianity, in other words.
Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2026 06:26 PM (Gqar

Christian Nationalist

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 24, 2026 06:29 PM (/+uur)

119
I'm not feeling great. Good night everyone!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 24, 2026 06:26 PM (JrHfD)

___________

*tips hat respectfully*

I believe I said present company excepted. And I hope you feel better soon.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2026 06:30 PM (eRlcH)

120 I saw Bubble Head Afros open for The Last Poets at the Palladium in 1970.

Posted by: Musica Para Tu at September 24, 2026 06:30 PM (Fn+3X)

121 116 I have summoned a demon.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 24, 2026 06:13 PM (viF8m)

Um...OK.

Posted by: Max Power at September 24, 2026 06:29 PM (SwyyQ)

https://tinyurl.com/ye73bupr

Posted by: jim (in Kaliforia) at September 24, 2026 06:30 PM (l3cgK)

122 I've seen evangelical "Super Christian" Erick Erickson write more against Paxton than Talarico.

Paxton has real baggage, lots of drawbacks but compared to the creepy weird Talarico and his sick politics and statements... there's not really any other choice. You can replace Paxton in the primary but you cannot let Howdy Doody with his carefully protected phone search history into power.

Paxton is kinda sleazy but Talarico is the creepy assistant pastor who wants to spend way too much time with the youth group, encouraging them to one on one counseling, especially that cute 13 year old boy

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 06:31 PM (nIKjK)

123 The byline on that Talarico article is Amanda Marcotte. She once raged that laundry baskets are misogynistic.

She's one of the reasons I shared the article, but I overestimated how many people would recognize/remember her. She's from the before times.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 24, 2026 06:31 PM (5HGTQ)

124
MSNOW president says her propaganda outlet has a "broad range of views" because they pay former Republican Michael Steele

You misspelled "Obvious Donk mole in the GOP"

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 24, 2026 06:31 PM (y9nCu)

125 ballistic I would be right behind you running away

Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2026 06:31 PM (Ia/+0)

126 They are actively trying to discredit his identity as a Christian.

If I tell people that my identity is that of a 6'8" billionaire supermodel (male), I would fully expect people to discredit that.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 24, 2026 06:32 PM (ExV1e)

127 The reaction from white evangelical influencers to him isn’t just about disagreeing with him politically. They are actively trying to discredit his identity as a Christian.

Trump-loving evangelical podcaster Eric Metaxas insisted that Talarico’s faith is a left-wing hoax. “They don’t they don’t openly say we worship Satan and we hate your savior,” he said. “No, they pretend to be more Christian.”

evangelical podcaster Allie Beth Stuckey’s show was perhaps the most inflammatory: “James Talarico is More Demonic Than You Think.” Stuckey, who has attacked empathy as “toxic,” warned viewers and listeners that “Satan disguises himself as an angel of light. Satan looks good. He sounds good.” Talarico, she said, is “evil disguised as goodness.”

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions
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This is a very accurate representation. Also, Metaxas is a true evangelical.

What's their problem?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 06:32 PM (+UcOf)

128 The Talarico church member is a blaspheming apostate who knows the Truth and is perverting it for their own ends.
The flames of Hell encircle them even now, as they preach their evil to deceive and draw men away from God.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 24, 2026 06:28 PM (3cUTc)
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"For the time will come when people will not put up with sound doctrine. Instead, to suit their own desires they will gather around them a great number of teachers to say what their itching ears want to hear. They will turn their ears away from the truth and turn aside to myths."

-- 2 Timothy 4:3-4 (NIV)

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 24, 2026 06:33 PM (FZ29D)

129 How can you be a Christian if you have no faith in Jesus?

Posted by: jim (in Kaliforia) at September 24, 2026 06:15 PM (l3cgK)
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The same way lots of "Jews" don't really exhibit many of the tenets of Judaism. They're leftists and leftism is their true religion. They just masquerade themselves as faithful to God when it's convenient.

Posted by: ballistic at September 24, 2026 06:33 PM (oqH4h)

130 Michael Benedict Steele

Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2026 06:34 PM (Ia/+0)

131
Tortillas : A Brylint and Zamkk Short Story

It's fajita night at Brylint and Zamkk's Hovel!

Brylint: Zamkk, my little fuzzy-wuzzy?

Zamkk: Yes, Brylint, my dragon's dew drop.

Brylint: (picking something from between her teeth) Can we not make tortillas this way anymore? That's the tenth curley I've had to pick out of my teeth.

FIN

Posted by: naturalfake at September 24, 2026 06:34 PM (YSUhf)

132 >>>“They don’t they don’t openly say we worship Satan and we hate your savior,” he said. “No, they pretend to be more Christian.”
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That reads as an admission his savior is satan.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 06:34 PM (+UcOf)

133 This is a very accurate representation. Also, Metaxas is a true evangelical.

What's their problem?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 06:32 PM (+UcOf)

If Talarico was serious, the DU crowd would be leading the charge to destroy him. Hell, do they even allow black preachers in that party anymore?

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 06:34 PM (uhVAy)

134 MSNOW president says her propaganda outlet has a "broad range of views" because they pay former Republican Michael Steele

Don't forget about us! We TRUE conservatives love our guest appearances on MSNOW. Please....PLEASE invite us back soon!!!

Posted by: Bill Kristol, Tim Miller, David Frum at September 24, 2026 06:35 PM (5HGTQ)

135 132 >>>“They don’t they don’t openly say we worship Satan and we hate your savior,” he said. “No, they pretend to be more Christian.”
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That reads as an admission his savior is satan.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 06:34 PM (+UcOf)

I would say master instead of savior...

Posted by: jim (in Kaliforia) at September 24, 2026 06:35 PM (l3cgK)

136 Over at Legal Insurrection Bill Jacobson has a post about Hasan Piker speaking tonight at Cornell. Should be a hot time tonight

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 24, 2026 06:35 PM (NGWpV)

137 The byline on that Talarico article is Amanda Marcotte. She once raged that laundry baskets are misogynistic.

... So how does she transport her laundry from the laundry room to her clothes storage...?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 24, 2026 06:36 PM (vJrRc)

138 137 The byline on that Talarico article is Amanda Marcotte. She once raged that laundry baskets are misogynistic.

... So how does she transport her laundry from the laundry room to her clothes storage...?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 24, 2026 06:36 PM (vJrRc)

I'm amazed that an inanimate object can hate...

Posted by: jim (in Kaliforia) at September 24, 2026 06:37 PM (l3cgK)

139 55 Conservatism is influenced by Christianity, but Jesus is not on anyone's side but His own.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 06:15 PM (nIKjK)
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If anything, we are supposed to be on His side.

Not reimagining His life to match our own demonic notions.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 24, 2026 06:17 PM (FZ29D)

Don't you love it when people create a Jesus in their own image? I'm pretty sure He who created the universe is not particularly amused by this. I can almost hear Him saying, "Well, bless yer heart, darlin'. Now please, come home already."

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 06:37 PM (gm+z0)

140 ... So how does she transport her laundry from the laundry room to her clothes storage...?
Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 24, 2026 06:36 PM (vJrRc)

Juggling?

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 06:38 PM (gm+z0)

141 140 ... So how does she transport her laundry from the laundry room to her clothes storage...?
Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 24, 2026 06:36 PM (vJrRc)

Juggling?

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 06:38 PM (gm+z0)

Maybe she eschews laundry...

Posted by: jim (in Kaliforia) at September 24, 2026 06:38 PM (l3cgK)

142 The byline on that Talarico article is Amanda Marcotte. She once raged that laundry baskets are misogynistic.

... So how does she transport her laundry from the laundry room to her clothes storage...?
Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 24, 2026 06:36 PM (vJrRc)

I just looked her up and she's almost 50. Before times indeed.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 06:39 PM (uhVAy)

143 Maybe she eschews laundry...
Posted by: jim (in Kaliforia) at September 24, 2026 06:38 PM (l3cgK)

I freely admit I have eschewed laundry today. It's still sitting there in a nasty dirty pile, accusing me of the laziness I exhibit.

It will be there tomorrow as well.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 06:40 PM (gm+z0)

144 ... So how does she transport her laundry from the laundry room to her clothes storage...?
Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 24, 2026 06:36 PM (vJrRc)

Juggling?
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 06:38 PM (gm+z0)

To me the plastic baskets seem a close design match for baskets made when women designed and made them all by themselves. So not seeing the misogyny.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 06:42 PM (uhVAy)

145 I have summoned a demon.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 24, 2026 06:13 PM (viF8m)
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Why, so can I, and so can any man - but do they come when you do call for them?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 24, 2026 06:42 PM (amcLV)

146
Talarico is a role model for how to be a liberal without giving up their faith, or even a conservative aesthetic. He gives off Boy Scout vibes with his earnest tones and short haircut.

Creepy AI uncanny valley Boy Scout.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 24, 2026 06:43 PM (Cqx++)

147 The so-called "Reality Based Community" continues to hint or flat-out assert that this assassination was fake.

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Does Alex Jones want to comment on this

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 24, 2026 06:43 PM (p5G+S)

148 The Satanic Panic and Tom Hanks in the tunnels was bad enough. We do not need getting lumped in with Democrats writing bad fanfic.

Posted by: Sam at September 24, 2026 06:44 PM (7jMef)

149 Pittsburgh area. Wife in critical condition. Psychotic black man out on no cash bail, broke into the house at night.

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Anthony Cumia
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Holy fuck. Just a terrible story.
When the fuck is enough, enough!??
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Matt Van Swol
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🚨#BREAKING: Outrage is erupting after a White doctor who saved CRITICALLY ILL CHILDREN was st*bbed to de*th IN HIS BED WHILE HIS OWN CHILDREN WERE SLEEPING...

...by a VIOLENT BLACK MAN WHO WAS OUT ON CASHLESS BAIL!!!!

Posted by: beckster at September 24, 2026 06:45 PM (kX27y)

150 >>Why, so can I, and so can any man - but do they come when you do call for them?

Did you not see garrett appear?

Posted by: JackStraw at September 24, 2026 06:46 PM (viF8m)

151 I'm sure AOC and Crockett and all the others will get right on this case of a black-on-white lynching.

Posted by: 88C+u at September 24, 2026 06:47 PM (88C+u)

152 We had hard frost here last night. I have one week to get the potatoes in and processed. Also, huge storm hitting Western AK tonight into tomorrow. Winds in the 65 mph range, from Adak to Fairbanks (eventually), torrential rain and flooding. In the Lower 48, this would be panic time. Up here, it's just autumn. Strap on the X-Tra Tuffs and get back to work.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 06:48 PM (gm+z0)

153 The same way lots of "Jews" don't really exhibit many of the tenets of Judaism. They're leftists and leftism is their true religion. They just masquerade themselves as faithful to God when it's convenient.
Posted by: ballistic at September 24, 2026 06:33 PM (oqH4h)

You can technically be Jewish if tour mom is jewish but It doesnt mean anything regarding faith or belief Christianity doesn't work that way

Posted by: LASue at September 24, 2026 06:48 PM (lCppi)

154 Cultural Marxists want a race war to stir up their ground troops

Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2026 06:48 PM (Ia/+0)

155 Oh noes! James Talarico just told me his fundraising is falling behind in this critical race. Yet he still pays to show me ten or twenty ads per day. Nobody audits these failed campaigns, do they?

Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at September 24, 2026 06:49 PM (r7+Q7)

156 Matt Van Swol
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🚨#BREAKING: Outrage is erupting after a White doctor who saved CRITICALLY ILL CHILDREN was st*bbed to de*th IN HIS BED WHILE HIS OWN CHILDREN WERE SLEEPING...

...by a VIOLENT BLACK MAN WHO WAS OUT ON CASHLESS BAIL!!!!
Posted by: beckster at September 24, 2026 06:45 PM (kX27y)

I'm sure the DA will get in front of a microphone to take full responsibility and then commit hari-kiri on live TV.

I'm sure that will happen.

Sure, Jan.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 06:49 PM (gm+z0)

157 You can technically be Jewish if tour mom is jewish but It doesnt mean anything regarding faith or belief Christianity doesn't work that way
Posted by: LASue at September 24, 2026 06:48 PM (lCppi)

IDK, if yer Mom is Catholic, you will be too, even against your will, at least until you are 18.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 06:50 PM (gm+z0)

158 My cousin’s first wife did not wash clothes for the first few years of their marriage.
Her parents had some money so they had a maid.
She had never cooked, cleaned, or washed clothes in her life.

The girl would go out and buy more clothes rather than wash her own, while my cousin washed his.

They got divorced several years later, after having two kids, mostly over financial issues and hating each other.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 24, 2026 06:51 PM (6ydKt)

159 148 The Satanic Panic and Tom Hanks in the tunnels was bad enough. We do not need getting lumped in with Democrats writing bad fanfic.
Posted by: Sam at September 24, 2026 06:44 PM (7jMef)

Paid for my first house didn't it?

Posted by: Rona Jaffe at September 24, 2026 06:52 PM (r7+Q7)

160 The girl would go out and buy more clothes rather than wash her own, while my cousin washed his.

They got divorced several years later, after having two kids, mostly over financial issues and hating each other.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 24, 2026 06:51 PM (6ydKt)

When I went to college, I was asked by other, richer, and more spoiled students, how this laundry thing worked. I was also asked how to use an iron, how to fold clothes, and other basic life skills. My freshman year, I cooked Thanksgiving dinner for everyone who was stuck in the dorm instead of going home. People were amazed that I could do that "without professional training!"

IDK who these moms were, but they did their kids no service whatsoever.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 06:53 PM (gm+z0)

161 In lighter news, Instapundit has a link about McDonald's planning to invest 13.5 BILLION dollars in improvements over the next decade. The article quotes an executive named Tiffanie, and amongst the imnprovements are an AI-based ordering system ("of course", writes the author) but there is no mention of returning to beef tallow to cook the fries, let alone fixing the %^#(%&)*(&^ ice-cream machines.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 24, 2026 06:53 PM (+fdRY)

162 I wonder how good I'd be writing lesbian porn fanfic?

I'm probably have to practice a bit since I don't know what it is but still . . .

Posted by: Tonypete at September 24, 2026 06:54 PM (GP7ZF)

163 I suppose putting your potatoes in after the last hard frost is a different time up there than down here.
I already dug my taters in July and planted bush beans on the hope that I would get some for canning before the first frost.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 24, 2026 06:55 PM (rbvCR)

164 161 In lighter news, Instapundit has a link about McDonald's planning to invest 13.5 BILLION dollars in improvements over the next decade. The article quotes an executive named Tiffanie, and amongst the imnprovements are an AI-based ordering system ("of course", writes the author) but there is no mention of returning to beef tallow to cook the fries, let alone fixing the %^#(%&)*(&^ ice-cream machines.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 24, 2026 06:53 PM (+fdRY)

Me: "I'd like a Big Mac meal, supersize the fries and drink"
AI: "I'm sure you would."

Posted by: jim (in Kaliforia) at September 24, 2026 06:55 PM (l3cgK)

165 At my parents house and PBS News is on. It's the one where they claim everything is racist and Trump is a poopy head.

Posted by: fd at September 24, 2026 06:56 PM (SAHhM)

166 Laundry is not my favorite task but its not that big a deal. A few minutes loading and unloading machines, then what ten, twenty minutes separating and folding? The whining and complaining people get up to over having to do laundry baffles me.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 06:56 PM (nIKjK)

167 You can technically be Jewish if tour mom is jewish but It doesnt mean anything regarding faith or belief Christianity doesn't work that way
Posted by: LASue

One of our parish priests was born and raised Jewish, was initially ordained as a Baptist minister and, is now, one of our parish priests.

He crushes our Comparative Religion classes.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 24, 2026 06:57 PM (GP7ZF)

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