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Daily Tech News 23 September 2026

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Posted by: Pixy Misa at 04:30 AM




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1 Morning

Posted by: Pete Bog at September 23, 2026 04:31 AM (yz49x)

2 Pixy was your recent bad Opus experience computational burp or data recitation related?

I’m about to enlist it to help me develop a fairly complex spreadsheet. Forewarned is forearmed only if you actually heed the warning.

Posted by: Pete Bog at September 23, 2026 04:36 AM (yz49x)

3 Hello and Good Morning to the Horde.

Posted by: meh at September 23, 2026 04:39 AM (XeEnw)

4 Oh yea. FIRST!!!

Posted by: Pete Bog at September 23, 2026 04:39 AM (yz49x)

5 I’m awake preparing cofeve. I’m sure the data miners know what time zone i reside in, and much other stuff. What sort of targeted ads will I get now?

Posted by: Fenderbender at September 23, 2026 04:40 AM (1FEc1)

6 Pixy are you going to publish all your work somewhere? Do you have a github where I can follow along?

Posted by: frammish at September 23, 2026 04:43 AM (rcENI)

7 Really nice Fall picture in the post below.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 23, 2026 04:47 AM (JrHfD)

8 The Google says an iPhone 18 Pro Max with a 256 GB SSD costs A$2,299 down under.

As for ads in iOS, it is karma for all shitty things said, followed by smug smirks, Apple users have been saying about Microsoft for years. It's a matter of time before we will have to watch ads before getting hauled off to jail or get her open heart surgery.

"This DUI arrest is brought to you by the law offices of Jameson, Jameson, and Bushmills."

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My president has convictions. at September 23, 2026 04:49 AM (VyD10)

9 9th

Posted by: Kittens! at September 23, 2026 04:51 AM (jrgJz)

10 Health professional from NC writes on Psalm 139: 6-10 and "Just ask God.":

https://tinyurl.com/2tj6wf5p

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 23, 2026 04:56 AM (JrHfD)

11 Sorry for the complete non sequitur so early in the thread, but I just had a thought. Vaguely tech related.

It's a blessing that we haven't had much nuclear power capacity over the last view decades.

No, really, stop throwing things at me. Think of the enshittification of everything. There has been an iron clad trend that the higher pay a job gets, the more profoundly stupid and corrupt people those jobs go to.

Can you imagine an America dotted with nuke plants staffed by gender studies majors with minors in queer neutrino theory? Nuke plants require stern people with serious chops and rigorous adherence to rules and regulations. Not solipsistic dickhead weirdos who think they can passive-aggressively will an atom into not splitting through Goodthink alone. A post-Obama America with nuclear power as its backbone would have been disastrous.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2026 04:57 AM (aKiSo)

12 Mornin'

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 23, 2026 04:58 AM (sAmhv)

13 12 year old rescues old stuffed animals, repairs them and gives them to children affected by house fires. Sunny Skyz site:

https://tinyurl.com/bdee536j

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 23, 2026 04:59 AM (JrHfD)

14 Guten morgen, horde.

Posted by: clarence at September 23, 2026 05:01 AM (dyStT)

15 Can you imagine an America dotted with nuke plants staffed by gender studies majors with minors in queer neutrino theory? Nuke plants require stern people...Not solipsistic dickhead weirdos who think they can passive-aggressively will an atom into not splitting through Goodthink alone. Posted by: Warai-otoko

I think I read somewhere that the Russians pioneered queer neutrino theory at Chernobyl.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My president has convictions. at September 23, 2026 05:02 AM (VyD10)

16 I am reading a short but wonderfully encouraging book by a Christian therapist , Criswell Freeman, called "What the Bible says about managing stress". This is one quote , "If you can't see the joy and humor in everyday life, you are not paying attention to the right things. Remember the donut maker's creed : "As you travel through life, brother, whatever be your goal, keep your eye upon the donut and not upon the hole."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 23, 2026 05:05 AM (JrHfD)

17 "This DUI arrest is brought to you by the law offices of Jameson, Jameson, and Bushmills."
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram



Irish lawyers. Must be hard to get any work done while drunk and brawling.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 23, 2026 05:05 AM (sAmhv)

18
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 23, 2026 05:08 AM (AMvSw)

19 I have had a notification on settings since I got this phone over a year ago wanting me to set up Face ID. Sometimes the number is 2 or 3 because Apple is pushing something.
Early voting has started here in Virginia.

Posted by: Accomack at September 23, 2026 05:08 AM (c5giD)

20 Woman sings a more modern praise song, "Open the eyes of my heart . Faithpot site:

https://tinyurl.com/3zpshuy3

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 23, 2026 05:09 AM (JrHfD)

21 My only apple device is my work phone.

So joke's on them.

I'm the one getting paid to look at their crappy ads.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2026 05:15 AM (aKiSo)

22 Guten morgen. Wee Pooky was thrashing around, so I decided it was a good time to get my Bible study done. He did NOT like getting poked and prodded for his EKG yesterday, and it wasn't fun for me either. Everything looks fine and his growth is on track, EKGs are apparently standard for IVF pregnancies.

And thanks, Fen, for the donut advice. The "pregnancy-safe" antidepressant I'm on is making it hard to be excited for the baby's arrival.

Posted by: pookysgirl has stubborn children at September 23, 2026 05:15 AM (Wt5PA)

23 Irish lawyers. Must be hard to get any work done while drunk and brawling.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 23, 2026 05:05 AM (sAmhv)

The defense rests. Just for a wee minute.

And then we'll start round three. Ya fecker.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2026 05:16 AM (aKiSo)

24 Maybe there's something to it. Neutrinos are their own antiparticle or something, right?

Atomic energy is just historical materialism operating over antimatter privilege.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2026 05:18 AM (aKiSo)

25 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at September 23, 2026 05:19 AM (Hbeqj)

26 Posted by: pookysgirl has stubborn children at September 23, 2026 05:15 AM (Wt5PA

I will pray for your complete healing and uplifting, pookysgirl.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 23, 2026 05:30 AM (JrHfD)

27 G'mornin all y'all
Woke up. That's good I hope.

Posted by: Okjohn at September 23, 2026 05:30 AM (Rwdkj)

28 I have been reading the scraps of news and watching the YouTube commentary about GoogleBooks. The consensus is nobody has an idea who they're for, they're way too expensive, and due to a lack of PC caliber apps such as the Adobe creative suite these things are going to fail miserably in a manner that would be very familiar to Windows phone fanatics from about a decade ago.

I did come across one fellow who reviews Android tablets who is excited about the GoogleBooks. His enthusiasm was centered around it's not Apple, it's not Microsoft, will run all his favorite Android apps, and comes with a dedicated keyboard. So there you go, based on this one commentary, the market for GoogleBooks is for people who use Android tablets exclusively and are looking to upgrade to something with a dedicated keyboard.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My president has convictions. at September 23, 2026 05:33 AM (VyD10)

29 Hey Pixy, thanks so much for the Wang Chung hit, what a great tune for us 29 ++'ers.

Posted by: actually inside the beltway at September 23, 2026 05:42 AM (aKh6S)

30 Old time hymn, "All things bright and beautiful". The Yorkshire vet, James Herriot, got the titles of his wonderful books from this hymn:

https://tinyurl.com/428usfey

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 23, 2026 05:43 AM (JrHfD)

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