Tuesday Overnight Open Thread - September 22, 2026

Howdy Hordelings! The Tuesday ONT has arrived. On time, as always. Open thread, as always. Ready to be whelmed?

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Big Penguin was hiding something

Scientists discover first new penguin species in more than 100 years

Antarctica's four-foot-tall Emperor penguin may be the best-known member of the penguin family, but it is far from alone. Seventeen other penguin species live across the Southern Hemisphere, and many inhabit isolated islands that are difficult for scientists to reach and study.
That remoteness may help explain how an entire species of gentoo penguin escaped recognition for so long. The birds live on the Kerguelen Islands, known in French as the Desolation Islands, nearly 2,000 miles from any permanently inhabited landmass. An international team led by researchers in Chile and at the University of California, Berkeley has now identified the population as a distinct species, making it the first new penguin species named in more than 100 years. The findings were published in Communications Biology.
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The newly recognized southeastern gentoo penguin, Pygoscelis kerguelensis, may face an uncertain future. Two of the other newly defined species could also be vulnerable as global warming reshapes the Antarctic and sub-Antarctic regions where they live. The southern gentoo, now known as Pygoscelis ellsworthi, is the only one of the four that lives in Antarctica. Climate projections suggest it may be affected relatively little and could even expand its range.
"In Antarctica, of course, other species, not the gentoo, are threatened by climate change," said Juliana Vianna, one of the paper's senior authors and a professor of ecosystems and environment at Andrés Bello National University in Santiago, Chile.

Of course - climate doom and gloom threatens them.

But maybe there's a solution!

Record-breaking carbon capture plant to snatch 800K tons of CO2 a year

Norwegian chemical company Yara has inaugurated the largest industrial carbon capture facility in all of Europe this week. Set up at the company's ammonia and fertilizer plant in Sluiskil, the Netherlands, it can capture 800,000 tons of CO2 per year.
That carbon dioxide comes from its ammonia production process. Once it's captured, it's liquified, temporarily stored in those large white tanks you see in the photos, and subsequently transported by ship to Norway. This last bit is handled by Norwegian CO2 transport firm Northern Lights, which stores its cargo in a reservoir 8,530 ft (2,600 m) beneath the seabed.

Burying tanks of CO2 like it's toxic waste. These people are lunatics!

Back to new species...

Meet the Adorable and Tiny Tilcayo, the First Brand-New Cat Species Identified in More Than a Century

For the first time in more than 100 years, scientists have identified a new species of wild cat.
The diminutive feline, dubbed the tilcayo, lives in the Bolivian Yungas, the cloud forest where the eastern slopes of the Andes Mountains meet the Amazon basin. It’s smaller than a house cat, weighing just three to four pounds, and has large, irregularly shaped rosettes dotting its light brown fur.

How long until these kitties are threatened by the climate boogeyman?

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AI is asshoe. Government is asshoe. Together? Yeah - ASSHOE!!!!!

Hundreds of Flights Grounded Across the Eastern Seaboard as Government Rolls Out AI Air Traffic Control System

Hundreds of flights across New Jersey, Philadelphia, New York City, and Boston were delayed Monday afternoon after the US Federal Aviation Administration issued a massive ground stop impacting thousands of travelers — right as the government starts testing an AI air traffic control system, though there’s no current indication that the two incidents are connected.
According to early reporting by Reuters, over 600 flights were delayed across Newark and Philadelphia alone, in addition to hundreds more across four other east coast airports. Dozens of imminent takeoffs were likewise aborted across the busy flight corridor when the ground stops — which appeared to roll northward from Philadelphia — were issued.
Preliminary reports indicate some sort of air traffic control glitch at one of the major airports along the East Coast, with Bloomberg TV reporting a circuit malfunction at an air traffic control facility in Philadelphia, and Reuters noting that a fiber optics cable was accidentally clipped in New Jersey.
Meanwhile, the BBC reports that Boston’s Logan International Airport is warning travelers to expect extensive delays due to broad “equipment issues across the north-east.” As one FAA spokesperson told CBS21, the ground stop is due to “issues with some frequencies at Philadelphia TRACON,” also known as Terminal Radar Approach Control, the radar system that guides planes in and out of airports.
At the time of writing, it isn’t exactly clear what’s behind the turmoil. What is clear is that the region’s air traffic control system is a tangled mess — and unfortunately, this could just be a sign of things to come.
Strikingly, the massive air traffic outage comes right as the Trump administration moves ahead with a controversial AI air traffic control system known as “Strategic Management of Airspace, Routes and Trajectories,” or SMART.

"SMART"??? Really???

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Maybe we're not alone

Radio signals detected from a planet beyond our Solar System

Researchers have captured direct radio wave emissions originating from a planet outside our Solar System.
Using South Africa’s MeerKAT radio telescope array, an international team of astronomers successfully detected variable radio bursts coming directly from Beta Pictoris b, a massive gas giant exoplanet located about 63 lightyears away.
But while many of us may hear of radio signals detected at a distant planet in our Galaxy and instinctively imagine a detection of alien life, in this case the discovery is not a sign that E.T. has been detected.

Or maybe we are!

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These people are exhausting.

>She/her is hired to cater a wedding.
>She/her shows up with a rainbow flag like it’s her own personal pride parade. The couple asks her to kindly put it away.
>She/her then tries to publicly shame them for “homophobia”.

Video at the link. Yeah - it's annoying.

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DJ Doof - Tender Edition

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1 First?

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 22, 2026 10:00 PM (aJQbY)

2 check out the menu

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 22, 2026 10:00 PM (xHEjv)

3 Good evening good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 22, 2026 10:02 PM (lSrP2)

4 Burying tanks of CO2 like it's toxic waste. These people are lunatics!

Assuming they were successful, I wonder if they'd be able to unbury the CO2 once the plants all started dying. I presume that they'd blame something other than the lack of CO2 for the problem.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 22, 2026 10:02 PM (ExV1e)

5 A very merry Equinox to all our fellow Earthlings.😁

Now for the long, slow plunge into darkness.☹️

Posted by: mindful webworker - hello darkness my old friend at September 22, 2026 10:02 PM (MX7Zk)

6 Job hunt:
Some good leads today for some short-term stuff but the previous recruiters remain silent. Still an unknown delay for subbing. Praying for the 'right' job to be expedited.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 22, 2026 10:03 PM (aJQbY)

7 For the chicken nugget challenge, I'd have to go with zombie T-Rex.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 22, 2026 10:03 PM (Riz8t)

8 Yay, ONT!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at September 22, 2026 10:04 PM (+9wcF)

9 Er, wasn't the fag flag kerfluffle discussed two threads ago?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 22, 2026 10:04 PM (1Ff7Z)

10 Radio signals detected from a planet beyond our Solar System

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All good for now. It's just Plan 8.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Sounding the Carnyx at September 22, 2026 10:04 PM (0aYVJ)

11 Using South Africa’s MeerKAT radio telescope array, an international team of astronomers successfully detected variable radio bursts coming directly from Beta Pictoris b, a massive gas giant exoplanet located about 63 lightyears away.
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Unless they detect actual information in those radio bursts, it's just noise.

Or it's an alien hydrogen/helium farming operation...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 22, 2026 10:04 PM (FZ29D)

12 Hundreds of flights across New Jersey, Philadelphia, New York City, and Boston were delayed Monday afternoon after the US Federal Aviation Administration issued a massive ground stop impacting thousands of travelers — right as the government starts testing an AI air traffic control system, though there’s no current indication that the two incidents are connected.

Preliminary reports indicate some sort of air traffic control glitch at one of the major airports along the East Coast, with Bloomberg TV reporting a circuit malfunction at an air traffic control facility in Philadelphia, and Reuters noting that a fiber optics cable was accidentally clipped in New Jersey.

Hmmm... seems like they were unrelated. Only took two paragraphs to discover.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 22, 2026 10:04 PM (ExV1e)

13 500 nuggets? I think Beard Meets Food could probably down them all in ten minutes.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 22, 2026 10:04 PM (1Ff7Z)

14 The radio signals from a distant galaxy have been deciphered. Turns out to be a familiar ditty.

Posted by: 1-877-KARS4KIDS-K-A-R-S.... at September 22, 2026 10:05 PM (Fn+3X)

15 So, if I get one of those Tilcayo cats as a pet, is there a danger it will chew my face off while I'm sleeping? It's pretty dang cute.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 22, 2026 10:06 PM (0Htd1)

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Tilcayo isn't threatened by climate change. It's threatened by people who want one.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at September 22, 2026 10:06 PM (mmrXZ)

17 Setting up these Proxmox vm's and having a Cookies and Cream Bourbon float.

It's pretty damn good.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 22, 2026 10:07 PM (XV/Pl)

18 Doof is jumping the Fall Colors early again.

Paid off by Big Leaf?

Posted by: Absolute Power Corrupts Absolutely at September 22, 2026 10:07 PM (Fn+3X)

19 7 For the chicken nugget challenge, I'd have to go with zombie T-Rex.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 22, 2026 10:03 PM
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Good choice.

Posted by: TRex - hungry dino at September 22, 2026 10:07 PM (fShzd)

20 Good evening, good people. Hope to see/meet many of you at the upcoming MoMe!

Posted by: DanMa'am at September 22, 2026 10:07 PM (8uzBS)

21 Of course - climate doom and gloom threatens them.

This is as mandatory on any "scientific study" as is land acknowledgement. Hell, the commies required acknowledging Lenin and Marx in every publication. Absolute idiocy.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 22, 2026 10:08 PM (2WIwB)

22 15 So, if I get one of those Tilcayo cats as a pet, is there a danger it will chew my face off while I'm sleeping? It's pretty dang cute.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 22, 2026 10:06 PM (0Htd1)
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I think this is a standard danger with any cat.

Posted by: ballistic at September 22, 2026 10:08 PM (oqH4h)

23 Norwegian chemical company Yara has inaugurated the largest industrial carbon capture facility in all of Europe this week

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Keep it away from my orchard and garden you pinheads. Enjoy your plantless continent you jackasses.

Seriously, where ever this is set up, there will be a human intrest story about all the dwarf trees and poor growing seasons. Count on it.

Posted by: Orson at September 22, 2026 10:08 PM (dIske)

24 President of Iran's plane has to make emergency landing in Algeria. He has to take an alternative airline.

Headfake to avoid sanctions?

Posted by: Ben Had at September 22, 2026 10:09 PM (UdrMW)

25 As the sun goes down on my California town....

The Overnight Thread comes a callin'

There's rhythm in the COBs

As they're polishing their .....

Wait...that won't work....

That's all I got.

Greetings everyone

Thank you for great content always Mr. Doof....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 22, 2026 10:09 PM (QGaXH)

26 So...
Dogs and cats, together in the ONT.
End times?

Posted by: Diogenes at September 22, 2026 10:09 PM (2WIwB)

27 Evenin' Doof. Howdy Horde

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at September 22, 2026 10:09 PM (+rK/y)

28 Is 800 thousand tons very much? According to NASA (so it must be accurate), humans (alone) emit or cause to be emitted about 400 million tons of CO2 per year. Can't see much happening with their "capture".

Posted by: LRob in OK at September 22, 2026 10:09 PM (Jr+re)

29 Otis my man.

Try a little tenderness

https://tinyurl.com/4jy5d58m

Posted by: JackStraw at September 22, 2026 10:10 PM (viF8m)

30 Well, when the couple met with the she/her at the first meeting, and it insisted on being called "she/her", they should have fired "her" ass and gotten a caterer who was sane. And I'm guessing "she" was a man.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 22, 2026 10:10 PM (0Htd1)

31 Video at the link. Yeah - it's annoying.

If you add vegan to she/he/it's (sh*t's) list of adjectives, it would only be worse...

Now imagine a Christian company is hired by atheists, and put up crosses...the atheist that hired them asked them to put the crosses away...

I'm sure LBGTWTFBBQ sh*t would be cheering.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 10:10 PM (l3cgK)

32 My Fall painting for the first day of Autumn. See nic.

Posted by: polynikes at September 22, 2026 10:10 PM (KC5Lt)

33 What happens when the captured CO2 burps?

Posted by: DanMa'am at September 22, 2026 10:10 PM (8uzBS)

34 30 Well, when the couple met with the she/her at the first meeting, and it insisted on being called "she/her", they should have fired "her" ass and gotten a caterer who was sane. And I'm guessing "she" was a man.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 22, 2026 10:10 PM (0Htd1)

Use the contraction of she/he/it (sh*t). Then call everybody that...

"Hey, you little sh*t, I don't care what you do in the privacy of your own home, but I don't need that at my wedding!"

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 10:12 PM (l3cgK)

35 Michael Jordan, in his early years as a Chicago Bull, was known for knocking down twenty piece Chicken McNuggets.

So I'd probably pick him.

Posted by: LTG at September 22, 2026 10:12 PM (BeyMP)

36 Ben Had, or headfake to avoid IRGC spies/bombs?

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 22, 2026 10:12 PM (aJQbY)

37 The radio signals from a distant galaxy have been deciphered. Turns out to be a familiar ditty.
Posted by: 1-877-KARS4KIDS-K-A-R-S....

Nah - D R I N K M O R E O V A L T I N E

Posted by: Tonypete at September 22, 2026 10:12 PM (lSrP2)

38 Bonamassa is clunky for a famous surname. Why not Joe Boner?

Posted by: Blue Pill Bob at September 22, 2026 10:12 PM (Fn+3X)

39 So, if I get one of those Tilcayo cats as a pet, is there a danger it will chew my face off while I'm sleeping?
Posted by: nerdygirl

There's zero danger of that.

You'd definitely wake up partway through.

Posted by: mikeski at September 22, 2026 10:13 PM (VHUov)

40 Seriously, where ever this is set up, there will be a human interest story about all the dwarf trees and poor growing seasons, and no one has any idea why.
Posted by: Orson

FIFY

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 22, 2026 10:13 PM (aJQbY)

41 37 The radio signals from a distant galaxy have been deciphered. Turns out to be a familiar ditty.
Posted by: 1-877-KARS4KIDS-K-A-R-S....

Nah - D R I N K M O R E O V A L T I N E

Posted by: Tonypete at September 22, 2026 10:12 PM (lSrP2)

Sending out an S.O.S...

Posted by: The Police at September 22, 2026 10:13 PM (l3cgK)

42 Sorry I'm late, she didn't love me tender, so I had to see tje medic.

Posted by: tankdemon at September 22, 2026 10:14 PM (Aaocr)

43 The mcnugget pick is great.

The barista gal... why do they feel the need to make a statement all the time? Good grief.

Anyway thanks for the great ONT!

Posted by: 496 at September 22, 2026 10:14 PM (LRjsT)

44 I sense a disturbing lack of lesbians in the ONT ...

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That Jackson Browne cut should cause MisHum to surface, as he and The Fabulous are big fans

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Sabres top Columbus tonight. BlueJackets played a but thuggish towards the end

Posted by: browndog says woof at September 22, 2026 10:14 PM (oCio0)

45 Blackie the dog would be perfect to help eat the nuggets if there were no throw up rule.

Posted by: polynikes at September 22, 2026 10:14 PM (KC5Lt)

46 39 So, if I get one of those Tilcayo cats as a pet, is there a danger it will chew my face off while I'm sleeping?
Posted by: nerdygirl

There's zero danger of that.

You'd definitely wake up partway through.

Posted by: mikeski at September 22, 2026 10:13 PM (VHUov)

Hah, true. It IS a teeny kitty.

Posted by: The Police at September 22, 2026 10:14 PM (l3cgK)

47 Also, that's a weird looking cat

Posted by: 496 at September 22, 2026 10:14 PM (LRjsT)

48 Proud Grandpa Moment
Grandson of Diogenes took the ASVAB exam for the Air Force and scored quite well. His first job choice is in cyber warfare and hopes to get that locked in tomorrow.

Meanwhile Grandpa had a decent round of golf today with the Geezers.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 22, 2026 10:15 PM (2WIwB)

49 32 My Fall painting for the first day of Autumn. See nic.
Posted by: polynikes

Very nice, but no room for a water wheel? Nukular glow from house window?

Posted by: Painter of Light at September 22, 2026 10:15 PM (Fn+3X)

50 Evenin'

youtu.be/O9GPbnKmvrI

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 22, 2026 10:15 PM (sAmhv)

51 polynikes - that's a great fall painting

Posted by: 496 at September 22, 2026 10:16 PM (LRjsT)

52 47 Also, that's a weird looking cat

Posted by: 496 at September 22, 2026 10:14 PM (LRjsT)

It's the kind of cat a villain would have on his lap, by the look in its eyes...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 10:16 PM (l3cgK)

53 The radio signals from a distant galaxy have been deciphered. Turns out to be a familiar ditty.
Posted by: 1-877-KARS4KIDS-K-A-R-S....

Nah - D R I N K M O R E O V A L T I N E

Posted by: Tonypete at September 22, 2026 10:12 PM (lSrP2)

Sending out an S.O.S...

Posted by: The Police

R E S P E C T!
Find out what it means to me!

Posted by: Aretha at September 22, 2026 10:17 PM (Riz8t)

54 *Puts on hat*
*Makes saving throw vs whelm*

Posted by: Perry the Platypus at September 22, 2026 10:17 PM (+0Wk3)

55 37 The radio signals from a distant galaxy have been deciphered. Turns out to be a familiar ditty.
Posted by: 1-877-KARS4KIDS-K-A-R-S....

Nah - D R I N K M O R E O V A L T I N E

Posted by: Tonypete at September 22, 2026 10:12 PM (lSrP2)

Sending out an S.O.S...
Posted by: The Police at September 22, 2026 10:13 PM (l3cgK)
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Posted by: The answer to life, the universe, and everything at September 22, 2026 10:17 PM (FZ29D)

56 Radio signals detected from a planet beyond our Solar System
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Will build pyramids for dinosaur meat.
Will build pyramids for dinosaur meat.
Will build...*static*

Posted by: wth at September 22, 2026 10:17 PM (oq9dX)

57 Further CO2 info. Let's say 400 million tons per year from human effects. Another impeccable source says there are about 3380 gigatons of CO2 in the atmosphere. Spend yer money wisely - idiots.

Posted by: LRob in OK at September 22, 2026 10:18 PM (Jr+re)

58 I think I could if forced to, eat at most fifty chicken nuggets.

So, that only gets me 10% of the way there without help.

Posted by: LTG at September 22, 2026 10:18 PM (BeyMP)

59 Thanks for the Autumnal Equinox Edition of the ONT, Doof!

Great photo up top showing fantastic leaf colors.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 22, 2026 10:18 PM (D/6p1)

60
Tilcayo is cute! It looks like a munchkin leopard.

https://tinyurl.com/mtamsxtp

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 22, 2026 10:18 PM (mmrXZ)

61 That carbon dioxide comes from its ammonia production process. Once it's captured, it's liquified, temporarily stored in those large white tanks you see in the photos
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BTW that carbon thing is FOS.

You know what carbon is good for? Plants.
Plants love it. They eat it up.
Know where you can get cheap, excellent fertilizer?
Cardboard.

https://youtu.be/kNT9-6RggNE?t=4

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 22, 2026 10:18 PM (xHEjv)

62 DJ Doof, no "Love Me Tender" from Elvis?

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 22, 2026 10:19 PM (0Htd1)

63 The tilcayo is cute, almost a 'hidden lynx' (SWIDT?) between felis domesticus and panthera onca. Or possibly a precursor that survived because South America was off on its own for 97ish million years.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 22, 2026 10:19 PM (aJQbY)

64 Truth. Had a black Lab make a six pound roast beef disappear in the turn of a back. Seconds.

Posted by: From about That Time at September 22, 2026 10:19 PM (sl73Y)

65
So, if I get one of those Tilcayo cats as a pet, is there a danger it will chew my face off while I'm sleeping? It's pretty dang cute.
Posted by: nerdygirl

They hold hands while they sleep.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 22, 2026 10:20 PM (Cqx++)

66 500 nuggets? I think Beard Meets Food could probably down them all in ten minutes.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 22, 2026 10:04 PM (1Ff7Z)

He was the first one I thought of as the helper.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 22, 2026 10:21 PM (S41Gd)

67 ***Hundreds of flights across New Jersey, Philadelphia, New York City, and Boston were delayed Monday afternoon after the US Federal Aviation Administration issued a massive ground stop impacting thousands of travelers —
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They need to get their stories straight. Earlier today I read that it was caused by a construction machine operator breaking a cable.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 22, 2026 10:22 PM (xHEjv)

68 Hello everyone. Welcome to autumn. Pumpkin spice will now be tolerated.

Posted by: Doof at September 22, 2026 10:22 PM (QMAsf)

69 Actually, under extreme duress, I think I could eat maybe100 chicken nuggets.

That would probably be pushing the limits.

Posted by: LTG at September 22, 2026 10:23 PM (BeyMP)

70 DJ Doof, no "Love Me Tender" from Elvis?
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 22, 2026 10:19 PM (0Htd1)

It was in consideration but lost in the final round of cuts

Posted by: Doof at September 22, 2026 10:24 PM (QMAsf)

71 Is it whelmed for her pleasure?

Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 22, 2026 10:25 PM (zZu0s)

72 There's chicken nuggets-in my pants!

Posted by: Leaky Joe! at September 22, 2026 10:26 PM (Fn+3X)

73 Actually, under extreme duress, I think I could eat maybe100 chicken nuggets.

That would probably be pushing the limits.

Posted by: LTG at September 22, 2026 10:23 PM (BeyMP)
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My limit is about 2 dozen...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 22, 2026 10:26 PM (FZ29D)

74 They need to get their stories straight. Earlier today I read that it was caused by a construction machine operator breaking a cable.

Posted by: Braenyard
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Might been a toilet overflowing in Atlanta. A few years ago one of them shut down the vote count in six states.

Posted by: Florida Peasant at September 22, 2026 10:27 PM (Lo97M)

75 72 There's chicken nuggets-in my pants!

Posted by: Leaky Joe! at September 22, 2026 10:26 PM (Fn+3X)

I don't want to know about the sauces...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 10:27 PM (l3cgK)

76 Like I said before, Michael Jordan is the only partner that could help you eat 500 nuggets and that is still exceedingly unlikely to happen.

Posted by: LTG at September 22, 2026 10:27 PM (BeyMP)

77 37 The radio signals from a distant galaxy have been deciphered. Turns out to be a familiar ditty.
Posted by: 1-877-KARS4KIDS-K-A-R-S....

Nah - D R I N K M O R E O V A L T I N E
Posted by: Tonypete

Its this.

youtu.be/Ts1z_Tx8aMQ

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 22, 2026 10:28 PM (sAmhv)

78 The radio signals from a distant galaxy have been deciphered. Turns out to be a familiar ditty.

"Send more Chuck Berry."
-- When SNL was still funny

Posted by: Oddbob at September 22, 2026 10:28 PM (vTZFs)

79 Assuming they were successful, I wonder if they'd be able to unbury the CO2 once the plants all started dying. I presume that they'd blame something other than the lack of CO2 for the problem.
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Pfft. There are easier solutions.

Posted by: Brawndo at September 22, 2026 10:28 PM (vSvIl)

80 76 Like I said before, Michael Jordan is the only partner that could help you eat 500 nuggets and that is still exceedingly unlikely to happen.
Posted by: LTG at September 22, 2026 10:27 PM (BeyMP)

*provides link to 'beard vs food' youtube channel*

Posted by: Perry the Platypus at September 22, 2026 10:29 PM (+0Wk3)

81 Know what else C02 is good for? Laundry. Yes, no soap, no water, no dryer. Liquid CO2

South Korea and LG are making a big play for it in
Commercial and hospital settings

https://share.google/Viwi3ilbMFk7wmK9Z

Posted by: JM in Illinois at September 22, 2026 10:29 PM (RYmEM)

82 "an entire species of gentoo penguin escaped recognition"

It's always in the last place you look.

Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at September 22, 2026 10:29 PM (tuyt8)

83 The radio signals from a distant galaxy have been deciphered. Turns out to be a familiar ditty.
Posted by: 1-877-KARS4KIDS-K-A-R-S....

Nah - D R I N K M O R E O V A L T I N E

Posted by: Tonypete at September 22, 2026 10:12 PM (lSrP2)

Sending out an S.O.S...

Posted by: The Police

R E S P E C T!
Find out what it means to me!
Posted by: Aretha at September 22, 2026 10:17 PM (Riz8t)

867-5309

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 22, 2026 10:30 PM (qx7Zg)

84 28 Is 800 thousand tons very much? According to NASA (so it must be accurate), humans (alone) emit or cause to be emitted about 400 million tons of CO2 per year. Can't see much happening with their "capture".

Posted by: LRob in OK
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Hey, man, anything for a buck. OK?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 22, 2026 10:31 PM (xHEjv)

85 Good evening morons and Спасибо, Дуф.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 22, 2026 10:31 PM (RIvkX)

86
Using South Africa’s MeerKAT radio telescope array, an international team of astronomers successfully detected variable radio bursts coming directly from Beta Pictoris b, a massive gas giant exoplanet located about 63 lightyears away.

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The South African government must provide heavy security to keep the locals from stealing all the copper and electronics, and raping and murdering the operators. I'm guessing they required that an ignorant African tribesman be put in nominal charge of the operation, and that they receive substantial payments of protection money.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 22, 2026 10:31 PM (zqeQL)

87 The lab would go through those nuggets in 30 seconds.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 22, 2026 10:32 PM (RIvkX)

88 That last song has kind of an Oasis vibe. Its the voice.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 22, 2026 10:32 PM (zZu0s)

89 81 Know what else C02 is good for? Laundry. Yes, no soap, no water, no dryer. Liquid CO2

South Korea and LG are making a big play for it in
Commercial and hospital settings

https://share.google/Viwi3ilbMFk7wmK9Z

Posted by: JM in Illinois at September 22, 2026 10:29 PM (RYmEM)

700 PSI...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 10:32 PM (l3cgK)

90 But while many of us may hear of radio signals detected at a distant planet in our Galaxy and instinctively imagine a detection of alien life, in this case the discovery is not a sign that E.T. has been detected.

It's easy to imagine that our radio and television signals have been intercepted. And that alien cultures are examining them.

However, we're not going to get the Thermians from "Galaxy Quest."

We're going to get what I believe is called a "cleansing event." Which is not showering with hot alien babes, sorry.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 22, 2026 10:32 PM (CHHv1)

91 If the fart-left is so worried about "global warming" harming penguins, they need to install massive air conditioners on Antarctica.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 22, 2026 10:33 PM (qx7Zg)

92 The penguin article is fucking retarded. The islands aren't "Desolation Islands" in French. That's English!

In Frog they are called "Îles de la Désolation."

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 22, 2026 10:33 PM (k5CNB)

93 ...noting that a fiber optics cable was accidentally clipped in New Jersey.
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Nothing is "accidentally clipped" in Jersey. Nothing.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 22, 2026 10:33 PM (RIvkX)

94 Assuming they were successful, I wonder if they'd be able to unbury the CO2 once the plants all started dying. I presume that they'd blame something other than the lack of CO2 for the problem.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 22, 2026 10:02 PM (ExV1e)

Brawndo has electrolytes that plants crave

Posted by: Kindltot at September 22, 2026 10:33 PM (rbvCR)

95 The lab would go through those nuggets in 30 seconds.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 22, 2026 10:32 PM (RIvkX)

And be shitting for days.

I once made the mistake of dropping a bag of pistachios, already shelled. Maybe 6 or seven nuts hit the floor. Reef was on them like white on rice.

But dear Lord, the diarrhea lasted 3 days.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 22, 2026 10:33 PM (zZu0s)

96 22 15 So, if I get one of those Tilcayo cats as a pet, is there a danger it will chew my face off while I'm sleeping? It's pretty dang cute.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 22, 2026 10:06 PM (0Htd1)
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I think this is a standard danger with any cat.

Posted by: ballistic
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Except, they are stronger per pound and more viscous.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 22, 2026 10:33 PM (xHEjv)

97 I do actually think there are people that could eat 500 nuggets.

I know it sounds impossible, but people do things you could never imagine.

Posted by: LTG at September 22, 2026 10:34 PM (BeyMP)

98 The radio signals from a distant galaxy have been deciphered. Turns out to be a familiar ditty.
Posted by: 1-877-KARS4KIDS-K-A-R-S....

Nah - D R I N K M O R E O V A L T I N E

Posted by: Tonypete at September 22, 2026 10:12 PM (lSrP2

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Perfect! And the kid was so disappointed! LOL!

Posted by: JM in Illinois at September 22, 2026 10:34 PM (RYmEM)

99 Someday people will look back on attempts to remove CO2 and ask "What were you retards thinking?".

Posted by: JackStraw at September 22, 2026 10:35 PM (viF8m)

100 97 I do actually think there are people that could eat 500 nuggets.

I know it sounds impossible, but people do things you could never imagine.

Posted by: LTG at September 22, 2026 10:34 PM (BeyMP)

"Yeah, we know"--Laboratory Rats referencing Lawyers

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 10:35 PM (l3cgK)

101 99 Someday people will look back on attempts to remove CO2 and ask "What were you retards thinking?".

Posted by: JackStraw at September 22, 2026 10:35 PM (viF8m)

It's all about power and control. CO2 is just the excuse.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 10:36 PM (l3cgK)

102 Here's a meme for AtC, if she's lurking

https://youtu.be/Ft6ATDkVZ6A?t=30

No real spiders were shown....

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 22, 2026 10:36 PM (qx7Zg)

103 500 chicken nuggets is about 17.75 pounds, so...

I'm gett___ Kamala.She's alreafy proven she can swalloe big loads.

Posted by: tankdemon at September 22, 2026 10:37 PM (Aaocr)

104 If three gentoos are romantically involved, is it a pygoscelis triangle?

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at September 22, 2026 10:37 PM (YcOeP)

105 Odd thumb ail on ewetub. 'Its boring but I make $51/day in one hour at 22.'

That... does not seem that great, kid.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 22, 2026 10:37 PM (zZu0s)

106 My Fall painting for the first day of Autumn. See nic.
Posted by: polynikes at September 22, 2026 10:10 PM (KC5Lt)
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I love this. We have something similar hanging in the living room.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 22, 2026 10:37 PM (RIvkX)

107 700 PSI...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 10:32 PM (l3cgK

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As the saying goes, "don't try this at home"

Posted by: JM in Illinois at September 22, 2026 10:37 PM (RYmEM)

108 That C02 capture represents about 2pct of Netherlands CO2 annual output and the pct of total carbon capture for the industrialized world is 0.004pct.

It's essentially a circle jerk.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 22, 2026 10:38 PM (XV/Pl)

109
Nothing is "accidentally clipped" in Jersey. Nothing.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Mob burial.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 22, 2026 10:40 PM (Cqx++)

110 >Also, that's a weird looking cat
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it's the Pygmy Leopard

Posted by: Don Black at September 22, 2026 10:40 PM (ZxPkt)

111 >> It's easy to imagine that our radio and television signals have been intercepted.

That's not really as easy as some of the popular notions would have, due to the inverse square law and signal to noise.

If you imagine the limits of detection set by the laws of physics on signal to noise and all that, the limit for our "routine" isotropic leakage, radio, TV, etc is about 10 light years.

Now, we've sent out some more powerful beams, such as military radar, very tight directional cones. The limits for those are maybe a couple hundred lights years for some receiver that happened to be in the beam.

The most powerful signals we've ever mustered have come from some of the planetary radar ranging done with the non-defunct Arecibo dish. They could, in theory, be detected up to thousands, maybe 10K light years tops for somebody in the beam.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 22, 2026 10:40 PM (w6EFb)

112 I am sufficient for all your clothes cleaning needs. Quick, too!

Posted by: One Hour Martinizing at September 22, 2026 10:41 PM (Fn+3X)

113 >>It's all about power and control. CO2 is just the excuse.

CO2 is one of the building blocks of plant life. Malthusians came up with the idea of global warming because they want fewer people on earth. One of their basic arguments is that the world's population growth was outpacing our ability to feed the world.

So they set out to remove the ability to make food plentiful and cheap.

Sometimes the answer isn't stupidity. It really is evil.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 22, 2026 10:41 PM (viF8m)

114 Know who is not saying a word about extra-terrestrial signals?

Yeah, Blonde Morticia.

You know who knows the code to the extra-terrestrial signals?

Yeah, that's right.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 22, 2026 10:42 PM (xHEjv)

115 >It's essentially a circle jerk.

Posted by: Thomas Bender
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but a very eco-virtuous one, and that's the main point

Posted by: Don Black at September 22, 2026 10:42 PM (ZxPkt)

116 83 The radio signals from a distant galaxy have been deciphered. Turns out to be a familiar ditty.
Posted by: 1-877-KARS4KIDS-K-A-R-S....

Nah - D R I N K M O R E O V A L T I N E

Posted by: Tonypete at September 22, 2026 10:12 PM (lSrP2)

Sending out an S.O.S...

Posted by: The Police

R E S P E C T!
Find out what it means to me!
Posted by: Aretha at September 22, 2026 10:17 PM (Riz8t)

867-5309
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 22, 2026 10:30 PM (qx7Zg)

Karen Carpenter: 'Calling Occupants of Interplanetary Craft'

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 22, 2026 10:42 PM (QGaXH)

117
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 22, 2026 10:42 PM (xHEjv)

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Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 22, 2026 10:42 PM (mmrXZ)

118 97 I do actually think there are people that could eat 500 nuggets.
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Saw a woman in Walmart who probably eats 250 for a snack.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 22, 2026 10:43 PM (xHEjv)

119 The carbon capture article doesn't explain the final step - because shallow corporate cheerleading is much more important than actually describing the science. What would we do without "journalists"?

Based on the article reporting an exact depth below the seabed, I assume they are probably injecting the CO2 into a depleted North Sea oil or gas field.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 22, 2026 10:43 PM (HlyYF)

120 People who are serious about growing pot indoors supplement with CO2.

Posted by: Mr. Natural at September 22, 2026 10:44 PM (Fn+3X)

121 @111 - You're assuming that aliens haven't solved those problems, because humans haven't. Who knows what they can and can't do. I don't.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 22, 2026 10:44 PM (CHHv1)

122 >>Burying tanks of CO2 like it's toxic waste. These people are lunatics!

They are not burying the tanks, they are going to transport the tanks to designated injection zone and pump the CO2 into a geological "reservoir".

This reservoir can only hold 100m tons or 0.24pct of the globes annual CO2 output.

Agian, it's a circle jerk.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 22, 2026 10:45 PM (XV/Pl)

123 I, for one, am ready for Fall. It's been a long hot summer.
The A/C won't have to run as much so the electric bill should come down. It should start feeling like football weather at the games. People should be in a better mood. The weather around here is already feeling better with highs in the mid 80's and lows in the 60's. And last night I had to put on a shirt because of a slight chill in the air outside. Life is good. Until January anywayzzzz.

Posted by: Case at September 22, 2026 10:45 PM (xJpuh)

124 Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 22, 2026 10:40 PM (w6EFb)

But that information has to be kept hush hush, or it will ruin the suspension of disbelief in SF stories.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 22, 2026 10:46 PM (1Ff7Z)

125 That signal? If anyone thinks it doesn't say "Eat at Joe's," well, they'd be wrong.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 22, 2026 10:46 PM (1Ff7Z)

126 Saw a woman in Walmart who probably eats 250 for a snack.

Posted by: Braenyard

Lemme guess- Bonnet, PJs, house slippers?

Posted by: Usual Suspect at September 22, 2026 10:46 PM (Fn+3X)

127 I do actually think there are people that could eat 500 nuggets.

I know it sounds impossible, but people do things you could never imagine.

Posted by: LTG at September 22, 2026 10:34 PM (BeyMP)

I might be able to do 100 in an hour. Thats only 2 per minute with a good safety margin. Thats a cruise. To do 500 you have to chomp down 9 per minute to have a safety margin. Thats a rough one. Thats a lot of weight in nuggets.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 22, 2026 10:46 PM (S41Gd)

128 Still very much summer here...

Posted by: lin-duh at September 22, 2026 10:47 PM (VCgbV)

129 96 'viscous'???

I don't think that word means what you think it does.....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 22, 2026 10:47 PM (QGaXH)

130 111 >> It's easy to imagine that our radio and television signals have been intercepted.

That's not really as easy as some of the popular notions would have, due to the inverse square law and signal to noise.

If you imagine the limits of detection set by the laws of physics on signal to noise and all that, the limit for our "routine" isotropic leakage, radio, TV, etc is about 10 light years.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 22, 2026 10:40 PM (w6EFb)

That's comforting to hear.

Posted by: Joemarine at September 22, 2026 10:47 PM (y171U)

131 That dog would not take an hour to polish off those nuggets. Probably not even 10 minutes.

The 10 second rule is moot when you have a 2 second dog.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 22, 2026 10:47 PM (XFD51)

132 Saw a woman in Walmart who probably eats 250 for a snack.

Posted by: Braenyard

Walmart? You see chicks that could also eat the staff who prepared them.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 22, 2026 10:48 PM (S41Gd)

133 I saw a TV ad yesterday for the new, improved chicken nuggets at Burger King, and they looked very appealing.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 22, 2026 10:48 PM (RIvkX)

134 She/her is hired to cater a wedding.
>She/her shows up with a rainbow flag like it’s her own personal pride parade. The couple asks her to kindly put it away.

>She/her then tries to publicly shame them for “homophobia”.

Apparently being "queer" brings with it a raging case of main character syndrome.

Posted by: Stunning, brave, literally shaking at September 22, 2026 10:49 PM (TbWk/)

135 >>>Based on the article reporting an exact depth below the seabed, I assume they are probably injecting the CO2 into a depleted North Sea oil or gas field.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot
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All that fertilizer into that fertile sea bed will cause unusual and novel vegetive subsurface growth.
It will consume us all.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 22, 2026 10:50 PM (xHEjv)

136 They are not burying the tanks, they are going to transport the tanks to designated injection zone and pump the CO2 into a geological "reservoir".

This reservoir can only hold 100m tons or 0.24pct of the globes annual CO2 output.

Agian, it's a circle jerk.

If they had a real business plan they'd be selling that CO2 to growers for their greenhouses.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at September 22, 2026 10:50 PM (+9wcF)

137 Now, we've sent out some more powerful beams, such as military radar, very tight directional cones. The limits for those are maybe a couple hundred lights years for some receiver that happened to be in the beam.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 22, 2026 10:40 PM (w6EFb)

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The internet says there might be 10,000 stars within a couple hundred light years of us. So I think modern Earth will still be well kept secret

Posted by: JM in Illinois at September 22, 2026 10:51 PM (RYmEM)

138 I introduced a fast food nugget line that went nowhere.

Posted by: Pelican Nuggets, Inc. at September 22, 2026 10:51 PM (Fn+3X)

139 There are a bunch of Cool Hand Lukes on here.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 22, 2026 10:52 PM (Cqx++)

140 123 I, for one, am ready for Fall. It's been a long hot summer.
The A/C won't have to run as much so the electric bill should come down. It should start feeling like football weather at the games. People should be in a better mood. The weather around here is already feeling better with highs in the mid 80's and lows in the 60's. And last night I had to put on a shirt because of a slight chill in the air outside. Life is good. Until January anywayzzzz.
Posted by: Case at September 22, 2026 10:45 PM (xJpuh)

Hi Case

Where located??

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 22, 2026 10:52 PM (QGaXH)

141 The latest outrage is some ad with a white skirt and shoes that somehow evokes a KKK lynching or something.

Will blacks ever get tired of being pandered to by white leftists.

Posted by: LTG at September 22, 2026 10:52 PM (BeyMP)

142 99 Someday people will look back on attempts to remove CO2 and ask "What were you retards thinking?".

Posted by: JackStraw at September 22, 2026 10:35 PM

Yes, that question will definitely be asked in the future.

Roughly 8-9 million people starve to death every year. IMO, the production of cereal grains around the world is by far the most important "weather controlled" event for preventing human deaths.

Rice and wheat are massively benefitting from the increased levels of CO2. And will still benefit with further increases.

Corn is a C4 plant. It too, is benefitting from higher CO2 levels, but the benefit of future CO2 increases will only be slight.

Adding all of the deaths from floods, droughts, hurricanes, tornados, lightning strikes, avalanches, glacier collapses in Tibet, etc. typically does not get much over 100,000.

The deaths from cold weather outweigh the deaths from hot weather.

In conclusion: yes, those people are retards.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 22, 2026 10:52 PM (HlyYF)

143
If they had a real business plan they'd be selling that CO2 to growers for their greenhouses.
Posted by: Blanco Basura

SodaStream

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 22, 2026 10:53 PM (Cqx++)

144 700 PSI...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 22, 2026 10:32 PM (l3cgK)

The relative pressure on the black lab's stomach walls after this event?

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 22, 2026 10:54 PM (XFD51)

145 There are a bunch of Cool Hand Lukes on here.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 22, 2026 10:52 PM (Cqx++)

I could not eat 50 hard boiled eggs. I could, however, probably eat 50 deviled eggs.

Posted by: The secret ingredient is cocaine at September 22, 2026 10:54 PM (TbWk/)

146 Fun fact:

Nearly every type of object in the universe emits radio waves.

Our sun, the planets, Super Nova, Quasars, Stars, etc.

Again, it's a circle jerk

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 22, 2026 10:54 PM (XV/Pl)

147 139 There are a bunch of Cool Hand Lukes on here.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 22, 2026 10:52 PM (Cqx++)

I can eat 50 eggs....

Let's see a woke remake of that movie featuring trans and grrll power and a diverse cast ......

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 22, 2026 10:55 PM (QGaXH)

148
Further CO2 info. Let's say 400 million tons per year from human effects. Another impeccable source says there are about 3380 gigatons of CO2 in the atmosphere. Spend yer money wisely - idiots.
Posted by: LRob in OK at September 22, 2026 10:18 PM (Jr+re)

_________

The half-life for atmospheric carbon dioxide is about 30 years, maybe less.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2026 10:56 PM (eRlcH)

149 >>>
Will blacks ever get tired of being pandered to by white leftists.

Posted by: LTG
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Just as long as they get a payoff.
Goes for the queers and steers too.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 22, 2026 10:56 PM (xHEjv)

150 Apparently being "queer" brings with it a raging case of main character syndrome.
Posted by: Stunning, brave, literally shaking at September 22, 2026 10:49 PM (TbWk/)

Of course, because the only reason there are "lesbians" is because some girls are afraid of boys, but more afraid of not being the center of attention.

There are no lesbians, just a bunch of maladjusted spoiled women.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 22, 2026 10:58 PM (XFD51)

151 11 Using South Africa’s MeerKAT radio telescope array, an international team of astronomers successfully detected variable radio bursts coming directly from Beta Pictoris b, a massive gas giant exoplanet located about 63 lightyears away.
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Unless they detect actual information in those radio bursts, it's just noise.

Or it's an alien hydrogen/helium farming operation...
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They're burying co2

Posted by: WaitingForMartel at September 22, 2026 10:58 PM (orwvq)

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