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Have a great weekend, Ace!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 25, 2026 07:13 PM (hzuYO) 2
Nice and fresh in here, even with the animals!
Posted by: Molly k. at September 25, 2026 07:15 PM (j/yko) 3
Lots of wild turkey prowling around the neighborhood. Also some birds.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 25, 2026 07:15 PM (ZOv7s) 4
Nice and fresh in here, even with the animals!
Posted by: Molly k. at September 25, 2026 07:15 PM (j/yko) --- Wait till that bear takes a dump. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 25, 2026 07:16 PM (ZOv7s) 5
Say, does shit stick to your fur?
Posted by: The Bear at September 25, 2026 07:16 PM (ZOv7s) 6
A 100% week gives a great sendoff to National Otter and Fat Bear Weeks!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 25, 2026 07:17 PM (0sNs1) 7
I've watched that little dog on the bed three times.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 25, 2026 07:17 PM (6ydKt) 8
Nice and fresh in here, even with the animals!
Posted by: Molly k. at September 25, 2026 07:15 PM 100% mephitic-free weeks are like that! Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 25, 2026 07:19 PM (0sNs1) 9
Of course, the Blue-Haired Karen is very common in the area.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 25, 2026 07:19 PM (ZOv7s) Posted by: tankdemon at September 25, 2026 07:21 PM (ayDmH) 11
Blue footed Booby birds > Blue Haired Karen
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 25, 2026 07:21 PM (2GVsD) 12
Wait till that bear takes a dump.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 25, 2026 07:16 PM (ZOv7s) Has... bells in it *snif* and smells like pepper Posted by: just the punchline at September 25, 2026 07:21 PM (88C+u) 13
Willowed:
Rocker Tom Morello...??? Who is this guy? Lessee *browses the web* Here here is...Guitarist for the group, Rage Against the Machine. Heh. Rage Against the Machine?!?! Oh my, Myrtle. You are quite the angry little girl aren't you? Even in my most gullible rock phase, I don't think I could've taken a group called Rage Against the Machine seriously. Sorta like the flip side of the Jeff and Pink Lady coin. Posted by: naturalfake at September 25, 2026 07:22 PM (YSUhf) 14
Thought they were now called Rage Against MAGA?
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 25, 2026 07:23 PM (2GVsD) Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 25, 2026 07:25 PM (6ydKt) 16
100% mephitic-free weeks are like that!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 25, 2026 07:19 PM Si, Señor! Posted by: AoSHQ Cafe Custodial Engineers at September 25, 2026 07:26 PM (/8Rpb) 17
I've watched that little dog on the bed three times.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 25, 2026 07:17 PM (6ydKt) --- He's ready for playtime! Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 25, 2026 07:27 PM (FZ29D) 18
winona's giant beaver
youtu.be/QVVVU5Ng0-U Posted by: 88C+u at September 25, 2026 07:27 PM (88C+u) 19
Good evening everyone
Posted by: Skip at September 25, 2026 07:31 PM (Ia/+0) 20
Got the lawn mowed today. Took a pretty good beating. Doing the back acreage tomorrow. That will be worse. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 25, 2026 07:31 PM (eRlcH) 21
Evening all,
We have a launch soon. Rocket Lab - Electron - Owlright, Owlright Owlright - LC 1B - Mähia, NZ - Space Affairs Live Launch Date: September 26, 2026 (NZDT) Launch Time: 8:26P.M.EDT (0026 UTC, 02:26 CEST) https://youtu.be/3K0I4FaQF6U Posted by: Joyenz at September 25, 2026 07:32 PM (2F0/Y) 22
This beaver's got big plans for his new dam.
__________________________ One of the funniest things I've ever seen is this woman who ended up having to raise a beaver (not a euphemism for pilates). I forget the circumstances, but she ended up having an adult beaver living in her house. And, this little bastard would survey the house and find things he could carry and end up building a damn in the hallway leading to the kitchen, every damn day. Half way through the video, she says to her husband, "Where's Rico?" and leaves the kitchen to search for the beaver....and just as she leaves the kitchen you hear a yelp and a whole bunch of crashing off camera as she presumably tripped over something....then a shout. "YOU LITTLE SHIT. THATS MY SEWING MACHINE!!!" Posted by: Orson at September 25, 2026 07:33 PM (dIske) 23
Got the lawn mowed today. Took a pretty good beating. Doing the back acreage tomorrow. That will be worse.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 25, 2026 07:31 PM * slides ice-cold Shiner Bock down the bar to Hadrian * Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 25, 2026 07:33 PM (0sNs1) 24
People who abandon dogs should have very bad things happen to them.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 25, 2026 07:34 PM (viF8m) 25
Best of Breed for The Big Dummy at today's Oak Ridge KC show. Nothing in the Hound Group, sad to say. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 25, 2026 07:34 PM (eRlcH) Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 25, 2026 07:37 PM (FmapG) 27
The chonkiest tiger cub
Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 25, 2026 07:37 PM (vJrRc) Posted by: Auspex at September 25, 2026 07:37 PM (Y8DZL) 29
Nothing in the Hound Group, sad to say.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 25, 2026 07:34 PM Are you saying The Big Dummy Ain't Nothing But A Hound Dog? Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 25, 2026 07:38 PM (0sNs1) 30
Posted by: Orson at September 25, 2026 07:33 PM (dIske)
Ace had a video awhile back where a lady was taking care of an abandoned baby beaver. He was doing the same thing in her hallway with anything he could find. They eventually released it because beavers will never stop doing that. Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 25, 2026 07:38 PM (6ydKt) 31
Ace had a video awhile back where a lady was taking care of an abandoned baby beaver.
He was doing the same thing in her hallway with anything he could find. They eventually released it because beavers will never stop doing that. Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 25, 2026 07:38 PM (6ydKt) ______________________ I must have missed that one. Just watched another video today about how every time Shaqulle O'Neal goes to the zoo (which he does a lot because he loves zoos) he always goes to the Primate portionj to taunt the Silverback gorillas. He'd go with team mates, and they all said Shaq loves to stare them down and they all always come over to the glass and just stare back...except when they were in Philly the one time and there is a giant Albino Silverback named Joey there who just waltzed right up and started pounding hard on the glass trying to get at him. Shaq said he was pissed because Joey didn't know how Shaq had escaped. Gotta love Shaq. Posted by: Orson at September 25, 2026 07:43 PM (dIske) 32
Evening, Ace, and Cafe patrons. Warm wind howling out of the South. One strong gust blew a lot of dust around, and knocked over some stuff in my yard. All put away now.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 25, 2026 07:46 PM (dPOOv) 33
Some day maybe I wkll sign up for X
Posted by: Skip at September 25, 2026 07:47 PM (Ia/+0) 34
3 Lots of wild turkey prowling around the neighborhood. Also some birds.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 25, 2026 07:15 PM (ZOv7s) It's the jive turkeys you have to worry about, Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at September 25, 2026 07:48 PM (r7+Q7) 35
6 A 100% week gives a great sendoff to National Otter and Fat Bear Weeks!
Posted by: Duncanthrax We're fine with it. We want to stay under the radar until the Greenland bases are built. Posted by: Penguin Liberation Front at September 25, 2026 07:49 PM (Fn+3X) 36
Evening, Ace, and Cafe patrons. Warm wind howling out of the South. One strong gust blew a lot of dust around, and knocked over some stuff in my yard. All put away now.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 25, 2026 07:46 PM Sounds like a good time for a comfort bowl of poutine! Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 25, 2026 07:50 PM (0sNs1) 37
I'm not pulling up hind tit on purpose.
willowed: Turkey’s 'Fairy Chimneys' are volcanic magical stone towers shaped by ancient https://tinyurl.com/4thnxz42 Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 25, 2026 07:51 PM (vC80E) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 25, 2026 07:51 PM (Cqx++) 39
33 Some day maybe I wkll sign up for X
Posted by: Skip It's not scary. I joined just to be able to view linked vids. I don't comment or go there for anything else. Musk won't spam or bug you. Posted by: Woody Tobias, Jr. at September 25, 2026 07:52 PM (Fn+3X) Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 25, 2026 07:54 PM (RIvkX) 41
Sounds like a good time for a comfort bowl of poutine!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 25, 2026 07:50 PM (0sNs1) I adore corn meal mush for breakfast. I like it better than oatmeal. I rarely eat it anymore because blood glucose levels, but I do rightly love it. Posted by: Kindltot at September 25, 2026 07:54 PM (rbvCR) 42
If you want a good laugh - Elon found the camera from the state dinner:
https://tinyurl.com/3sa6xze3 Posted by: beckster at September 25, 2026 07:56 PM (kX27y) 43
Trimming my toenails. Don't know how they got so long. Don't wanna be featured in a Cafe animal vid.
Posted by: Toeing The Line at September 25, 2026 07:58 PM (Fn+3X) 44
39 33 Some day maybe I wkll sign up for X
Posted by: Skip I have a SuperGrok account. X is included but turns me into an jackass. But the work I've been doing has gotten me emails for billing for SpaceXAI. Kind of cool. Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 25, 2026 07:59 PM (Sco7b) 45
>>If you want a good laugh - Elon found the camera from the state dinner:
Not having a photo of Marco missing a tooth seems like a big missed opportunity. Posted by: JackStraw at September 25, 2026 08:00 PM (viF8m) 46
I'm not pulling up hind tit on purpose.
willowed: Turkey’s 'Fairy Chimneys' are volcanic magical stone towers shaped by ancient erections eruptions. https://tinyurl.com/4thnxz42 Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 25, 2026 07:51 PM (vC80E) They don't look particularly volcanic to me. They are "hoodoos", which are pillars of soft rock, capped by a layer of harder rock which protects the soft rock directly below it from erosion. Now the soft rock might be a thick deposit of volcanic ash, and the harder cap rock a lava flow, but the mechanism for forming the pillars is clearly erosion. We have a nice patch of hoodoos in the East Valley of the Red Deer River near Drumheller, and the rocks involved are entirely sedimentary. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 25, 2026 08:00 PM (dPOOv) 47
I thought your MoMe was in October, in Texas:
@NEWSMAX · 3h Police are investigating suspected hazing after about 30 partially clothed young men covered in food, condiments and other liquids were found in the basement of a fraternity house near the University of Wisconsin-Madison campus this week. Posted by: Don Black at September 25, 2026 08:01 PM (ZxPkt) Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 25, 2026 08:02 PM (RIvkX) 49
Would only join x to see Cafe video's
Posted by: Skip at September 25, 2026 08:02 PM (Ia/+0) 50
If I join X I'm going to jail for sure
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 25, 2026 08:04 PM (RIvkX) 51
I'm just not joining X.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 25, 2026 08:07 PM (tg5bM) 52
I thought your MoMe was in October, in Texas:
@NEWSMAX · 3h Police are investigating suspected hazing after about 30 partially clothed young men covered in food, condiments and other liquids were found in the basement of a fraternity house near the University of Wisconsin-Madison campus this week. Posted by: Don Black at September 25, 2026 08:01 PM (ZxPkt) ---- You can't go to TXMOME without some prior preparation. Otherwise the experience may be too much for you. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 25, 2026 08:09 PM (FZ29D) 53
I couldn't help myself. I watched Supergirl. Wow, did it suck bigly. As expected.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 25, 2026 08:11 PM (Riz8t) 54
Police are investigating suspected hazing after about 30 partially clothed young men covered in food, condiments and other liquids were found in the basement of a fraternity house near the University of Wisconsin-Madison campus this week.
Posted by: Don Black Pre-gaming. Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 25, 2026 08:11 PM (aJQbY) 55
They don't look particularly volcanic to me. They are "hoodoos", which are pillars of soft rock, capped by a layer of harder rock which protects the soft rock directly below it from erosion. Now the soft rock might be a thick deposit of volcanic ash, and the harder cap rock a lava flow, but the mechanism for forming the pillars is clearly erosion.
You have described them perfectly. That's exactly how the hoodoos in Cappadocia were formed. Posted by: Archimedes at September 25, 2026 08:12 PM (Riz8t) 56
30 partially clothed young men covered in food, condiments and other liquids were found in the basement
Who needs love like that? Posted by: 88C+u at September 25, 2026 08:12 PM (88C+u) 57
Well, I am going to hit the shower, and then go out for a bite to eat. Will pop in later for the ONT.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 25, 2026 08:12 PM (dPOOv) 58
My senior year in h.s. we had a house party with food, condiments, and other condiments.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 25, 2026 08:18 PM (RIvkX) 59
30 partially clothed young men covered in food, condiments and other liquids were found in the basement
Who needs love like that? Posted by: 88C+u at September 25, 2026 08:12 PM (88C+u) ---- Maybe they were trying to conjure up the spirit of Jeffrey Dahmer. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 25, 2026 08:19 PM (FZ29D) 60
They don't look particularly volcanic to me. They are "hoodoos", which are pillars of soft rock, capped by a layer of harder rock which protects the soft rock directly below it from erosion. Now the soft rock might be a thick deposit of volcanic ash, and the harder cap rock a lava flow, but the mechanism for forming the pillars is clearly erosion.
------ I have it on good authority from noted Flat Erfer CC "Chris in Westchester County" that they are giant tree stumps. The full tree was probably over 20,000' tall. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 25, 2026 08:21 PM (FZ29D) 61
Hoodoos vs Buttes. Discuss. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 25, 2026 08:24 PM (w6EFb) 62
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He’ll be “Dog Rape Man” for the rest of his life. -Glenn Reynolds ===== For submission to the AoS Style Guide Commissar Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 25, 2026 08:24 PM (RIvkX) 63
I been hoodooed my own self.
Posted by: Happy Harry! at September 25, 2026 08:26 PM (Fn+3X) 64
"Other liquids" is worrisome.
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