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The Morning Report — 9/ 18 /26

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Good morning kids. continuing with the theme over this past week of our corrupt judicial system, we have a bit of encouraging news, not that I expect real justice to be served, but still...


Earlier this week, a federal judge made a shocking charge: Larry Krasner, Philadelphia’s district attorney for nearly a decade, may be guilty of “perjury, conspiracy, or obstruction of justice.” Judge Paul Diamond referred Krasner and one of his top deputies, Matthew Stiegler, to the U.S. Attorney’s Office to investigate potential federal crimes.

As we all know, or should know Krasner is a bought and paid for agent provocateur of anti-American traitor and bustout proud admitted Nazi war criminal/collaorator George Soros. Here's a bit of Krasner's rap sheet courtesy of the invaluable DiscovertheNetworks. Keep this website handy as it is a go-to resource of the who's who of traitors destroying America from within


Running as a Democrat, Krasner stated that his top priority as District Attorney “will be ending mass incarceration in Philadelphia.” Said his campaign website: “The cost of imprisoning one person for a year pays the salary of a young public school teacher, social worker, or police officer engaging in appropriate community policing. Resources could instead be invested in job training and addiction treatment. Mass incarceration simply won’t heal our torn social fabric, and does not make us safer.”
...Policy of Non-Prosecution & Non-Incarceration Krasner was sworn in as Philadelphia D.A. on January 1, 2018. Soon thereafter, he issued a non-prosecution policy memo to the attorneys in his office, mandating that criminal prosecutions for various offenses should be either minimized or abolished altogether. As a result of Krasner’s new guidelines, it became commonplace for the Philadelphia D.A. office to drop criminal charges against even the most dangerous defendants. Between January and September of 2020, for example, Krasner’s office dropped charges on more than 60% of all shooting cases in the city, as well as 37% of illegal firearms cases.

THIS TWISTED Bastard and his coven have devoted themselves to the destabilization of society which has the net effect of destroying it, the goal of the Anti-American American Left and Democrat Party for decades.

Again as we all know or should know, besides Krasner, every major and many minor urban areas as well as states have DAs and Attorneys General bought and paid for by George Soros.


The Democrat Party and Its Supporters Are a Hive, Part Three
Completing analysis of the modern American leftwing power network.

Progressive DA network: The Hive’s investment in local prosecutorial elections transforms local law enforcement into a policy instrument—declining to prosecute certain categories of offense (shoplifting below $950 in California, drug possession, trespassing) effectively nullifies legislation.


Yeah, surprise surprise, this is who they have running for senator in Arkansas


Arkansas Democrat Senate nominee Hallie Shoffner vowed to "redirect" the "considerable resources of the federal government" away from "punishment" and toward "treatment and compassion" as part of a push to spend taxpayer money "in an equitable fashion," video footage reviewed by the Washington Free Beacon shows.

Meh this filthy slag is representative of every single Democrat running for office at every level. Compassion for the criminals and degenerates but not for the victims, since We the People are the criminals who have to be punished for the original sin of America as founded


Until they're forced to whistle a different tune.

Minister at Talarico’s Austin Church Says Woke Senate Hopeful is Shifting Positions to Win Over Moderate Voters “I can guarantee you that once he gets elected, he’ll change his tune back to where he was," said Reverand Babs Miller, 83, a lesbian minister at the parish at St. Andrew’s Presbyterian Church.

Somebody please for the love of all that is just and good reassure me that this bastard doesn't have a snowball's chance in Hell of actually winning a senate seat in Texas. ¡Hay Caramba!

The radical ally of Michigan Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed said in an interview Thursday that the United States has committed more terrorism than the radical Islamic group behind 9/11. 
Hasan Piker told Axios that, “pound for pound,” the United States had killed more people than al-Qaeda, the organization that plotted and carried out the September 11, 2001, terror attacks. Piker, a popular leftist streamer who once said America “deserved 9/11,” has campaigned alongside El-Sayed. 


SO why am I getting so exercised about Krasner and his ilk since El-Sayed and the Muslims will have us all under Sharia Law once they gain power. No way Krasner will face any real justice but once the head-choppers and clit-clippers rule the roost his head will roll soon thereafter as history has shown us time and again once allies of convenience are no longer needed.

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1 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2026 07:10 AM (u82oZ)

2 Nooded.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2026 07:11 AM (u82oZ)

3 Very happy to see you Mr. Sefton! Thank you for the excellent MR.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2026 07:12 AM (svKyi)

4 Good morning dear horde and happy birthday JJ

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 18, 2026 07:15 AM (RIvkX)

5 Good morning! Happy birfday JJ! That's a whole lotta news to cull through.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 18, 2026 07:15 AM (3Ope8)

6 Happy Friday!

Got an interview this morning, prayers please that if it's the right one it go well, if it's the wrong one they let me know quickly. And some prayers for the other ones letting me twist in the wind to make up their minds and communicate, would be appreciated too.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 18, 2026 07:15 AM (aJQbY)

7 Thank you, JJ!

gut Shabbes, and happy weekend to you, too!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 18, 2026 07:16 AM (VyBeY)

8 Willowed:

Made the decision to run a whispering campaign to win a write-in vote for a minor local office. I would work with the guy that replaced me when my health led me to resign during my second term.

It is a thankless public job, but, if well done, keeps my property values up.

In the Primary, with no name on the ballot, the highest write-in vote person had 3 votes. This is a case of your "friends" putting your name on the ballots. Sorta the reverse of a popularity contest. No one wrote my name in during the primary.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2026 07:17 AM (u82oZ)

9 It isn't really a law if it is not enforced.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 18, 2026 07:17 AM (RIvkX)

10 Good Morning all! I hope it works out RD.

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at September 18, 2026 07:18 AM (Q/FnY)

11 It's Flapjack Friday!

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 18, 2026 07:20 AM (I43vL)

12 “This might be the most insane sentence related to the Hamas terrorist attack on October 7th yet.”
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Stop pretending these people are "crazy" or "mistaken" when they are expressing their closely-held beliefs and state them out loud.

We have been told that believing what they themselves tell us is somehow immoral.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 18, 2026 07:21 AM (RIvkX)

13 Happy Friday, folks! I've had coffee, I'm wearing my Hawaiian shirt and I can face the day.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 18, 2026 07:21 AM (BpO1e)

14 Mister Scott

No twirling. Hope Rosasharn is doing OK.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2026 07:22 AM (u82oZ)

15 Salty crush the opposition.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 18, 2026 07:22 AM (RIvkX)

16 Crossroads Trump says he has a ‘big decision’ coming up on Iran: ‘Do I want to go in and annihilate them?’

I can't help but get the feeling that America was envious of Russia being in an endless and pointless low intensity "war", but improving on it by only grinding on the matériel, and losing political power rather than also ending blood lines.

To the point that Congress would step in and say "Stop It" and cut off the funding. That is an absolute certainty if the US votes in a Communist controlled House a/o Senate.

The endless war strategery could have worked this time: because of war we need to wave off the litigation and red tape to open up domestic REM mining and other impediments that are cast aside when on a war footing.

But Congress and half the population hates America more than their own macro economic and social survival.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 18, 2026 07:24 AM (U4c/V)

17 It isn't really a law if it is not enforced.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
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The corrolary to that, we have a gazillion “Rules” that are de facto laws. If one can be arrested or charged or fined for breaking a “rule”…. And they are often just conjured up by unelected nutbars. Some regulation is always necessary of course’but everything has gone to plaid.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 18, 2026 07:25 AM (fqXHl)

18 San Franpsycho

Thank you. No need to crush people. We need to work together and not make enemies.

All I need is one more vote than anyone else and I then hold the title. And get another Certificate to put in my I-Love-Me room's walls. As an elected official, I get a fancy Certificate from the County Clerk's office.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2026 07:26 AM (u82oZ)

19 Nothing will happen.

Posted by: The person who always says that at September 18, 2026 07:27 AM (2Ez/1)

20 Nothing is all I want.

Posted by: A true Zen saying at September 18, 2026 07:28 AM (MWfyi)

21 The person who always says that

A ship is usually safer in harbor, but it needs to go to sea to serve it's purpose.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2026 07:29 AM (u82oZ)

22 I have my citation from Gavin framed somewhere in a box in the garage. There's one from DOJ too. Mrs. F. is aching to trash them.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 18, 2026 07:30 AM (RIvkX)

23 "Thank you. No need to crush people. We need to work together and not make enemies."

Somewhere ZOD weeps

Posted by: Boswell at September 18, 2026 07:31 AM (j10i6)

24 >Scientists Discover New Wild Cat Species for First Time in 100 Years
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guys it's a cat

Posted by: Don Black at September 18, 2026 07:32 AM (ZxPkt)

25 We need to work together and not make enemies.
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*sulks*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 18, 2026 07:32 AM (RIvkX)

26 Driving past a gas station sign is like looking at a weather barometer for our national economy. Worse, it’s also a barometer for the likely outcome of the midterm elections. And that’s a shame for any number of reasons.

This is a classic example of propaganda. If you are not constantly immersed in the political social media world, it is not a natural connection of high gasoline prices mean vote for a different party.

This is projection based on being far too stupid to realize that if you make that association you are following a crafted narrative by a party that as a matter of deliberate policy sadistically increases gasoline prices—simply because its a flex.

Remember the "I Did That" Joe Biden pump stickers? It had no real political value, but it made the political neurotics in the Demonic Party seethe. Which I believe was the actual point. It didn't educate anyone, it was a meme to put some of the more volatile Leftists on tilt.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 18, 2026 07:33 AM (a3CJ+)

27 Boswell

Ha! He has traded planning an Aztec Pyramid leading to an alter of blood for a pleasant retirement with family. He was seduced by the nice side, with cookies.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2026 07:34 AM (u82oZ)

28 This has got to be the most low intensity kinetic war ever. The major battles are being fought in forensic accounting, cyberspace and intelligence.

The armed forces are always getting deployed somewhere. Comes with enlistment.
If you haven't noticed the realignment of geopolitics , you just aren't looking.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2026 07:34 AM (+fpfy)

29 Ha! He has traded planning an Aztec Pyramid leading to an alter of blood for a pleasant retirement with family. He was seduced by the nice side, with cookies.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2026 07:34 AM (u82oZ)

Ha - so retirement can be cool and groovy if we just treat each other fairly!

Posted by: Boswell at September 18, 2026 07:35 AM (j10i6)

30 San Franpsycho

I won my first election by 56 votes. The first three years I lowered my slice of the mill levy, because I was a better manager. I was unopposed for reelection.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2026 07:36 AM (u82oZ)

31 The troll is such a disgusting pig

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 18, 2026 07:36 AM (RIvkX)

32 And get another Certificate to put in my I-Love-Me room's walls.

What a great way to boost self esteem by dedicating a room in the house as a personal self glorifying shrine! 👍

Posted by: Community Notes at September 18, 2026 07:37 AM (a3CJ+)

33 Boswell

You will have to ask Zod how many times he needs to hug it out these days.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2026 07:37 AM (u82oZ)

34 It's a little early in the day for this, isn't it?

Posted by: the troll's jerksock at September 18, 2026 07:38 AM (Q+gd/)

35 24 >Scientists Discover New Wild Cat Species for First Time in 100 Years
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guys it's a cat
Posted by: Don Black


KITTY! I want to boop the nose!

Posted by: NR Pax at September 18, 2026 07:38 AM (BpO1e)

36 You will have to ask Zod how many times he needs to hug it out these days.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2026 07:37 AM (u82oZ)

Wow...who knew that Zod would finally succumb to "bright" side!

Never see him here anymore, though...must be too busy with those hugs!

Posted by: Boswell at September 18, 2026 07:39 AM (j10i6)

37 Warren Buffet announced he is retiring, effective immediately.

"Berkshire under Buffett’s tenure posted a 19.7% compounded annual return to shareholders, nearly double the return of the S&P 500."

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2026 07:40 AM (riQsQ)

38 Paul just crossed a very bright line. This fucker needs to be banned right now. Not 30 minutes from now but NOW.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2026 07:41 AM (+fpfy)

39 Detroit News Endorses Mike Rogers, Raises Concerns About El-Sayed’s Deleted History

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In the comments, someone said the endorsement wouldn't matter because Tucker Carlson endorsed the dirty islamist...and Tucker "commands a massive audience of ex-Trump voters."

I didn't know if they were being sarcastic or that truly braindead.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 18, 2026 07:41 AM (qBdHI)

40 Yonder Horde

On the surveillance front, a hacking collective stole, not destroyed, an intact Flock camera sometime in the last week or so. They opened it up and copied all of it's running software, then went to work on it.

They released their findings the other day. There are a number of sites out there that have the story, if you are interested. 404media was one such site.

I'll not link to it, but I did not get any weird stuff on my PC from it.

YMMV

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 18, 2026 07:42 AM (2Cry5)

41 Did You Know?

“Millage” rate on your property tax is derived from “Mill” or per thousand. Once used in accounting too, for large corporations when the dollar was really worth something. 1/1000th of a dollar. It GM could save a few mills on some part or component assembly, it starts to add up after a few million units.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 18, 2026 07:43 AM (fqXHl)

42 I didn't know if they were being sarcastic or that truly braindead.
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 18, 2026 07:41 AM (qBdHI)
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It's the same yada-yada crowd of propagandists talking, the ones who eagerly announce every month or so that the walls are finally closing in on Trump, his voters are abandoning the Republican Party, and trans-rights are human rights.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2026 07:44 AM (riQsQ)

43 If you haven't noticed the realignment of geopolitics , you just aren't looking.

There is no need for a war to get realignments. The US was in a "war" drought in Trump 1.0 and we got the Abrahamic Accords.

There was realignment during the Climate Change™ scam, the Covid-1984™ coup d'etat, there is another for Tariffs, another for Belt & Road Initiative. The whole Donroe Doctrine of the Communist rejecting wave in so many countries in the Western Hemisphere had nothing to do with cleaning up after Israel's head strike adventure in Iran.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 18, 2026 07:47 AM (nAS9C)

44 May those of The Tribe have a peaceful Yom Kippur fast this coming Monday. Shabbat Shalom, y'all.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at September 18, 2026 07:48 AM (JNTt1)

45 personal self glorifying shrine! 👍
Posted by: Community Notes

Eh. It's really for the gold-diggers to see.

My late wife had turned her office into a shrine to her accomplishments. I learned from her.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2026 07:48 AM (u82oZ)

46 Here's a tell on Media Manipulation: Saying Talarico is winning. falsus in uno, falsus in omnibus False in one, false in all.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 18, 2026 07:49 AM (dtajH)

47 Good morning horde! Happy Friday!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 18, 2026 07:49 AM (ExV1e)

48 Community Notes, your last sentence tells me there is no use engaging conversation with you.

Have a nice day.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2026 07:50 AM (+fpfy)

49 Ignoramus

More and more people are seeing this. Their once robust industry is cratering.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2026 07:50 AM (u82oZ)

50 The UN, home to the UNWRA Hamas terrorists and the infamous Haiti "peacekeepers", issued a report today claiming the US is committing "some" war crimes in Iran.

My irony meter is broken, so all I can do is laugh.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2026 07:50 AM (k+wO+)

51 {{{Ben Had}}}
🎼 ♭ 5/4 ♫♫ ♫♫ Good morning! ♬♬ ♩ ♪

🥃

We finally had rain, and the cows are happy in the fields around me.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2026 07:52 AM (u82oZ)

52 The UN, home to the UNWRA Hamas terrorists and the infamous Haiti "peacekeepers", issued a report today claiming the US is committing "some" war crimes in Iran.

Say it with me now. US out of the UN; UN out of the US.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 18, 2026 07:52 AM (3Ope8)

53 Huck Follywood

The only reason Rubio does not vacate the UN HQ in NY is to hoover up all the back-channel Intel from the diplomats.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2026 07:53 AM (u82oZ)

54 Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 18, 2026 07:53 AM (fqXHl)

55 Morning all

Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2026 07:53 AM (ohcCe)

56 CrotchetyOldJarhead

It would make NYC easier to govern without all that diplomatic immunity crime.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2026 07:54 AM (u82oZ)

57 Common Tater

What have you done to Captain Obvious?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2026 07:55 AM (u82oZ)

58 NaCly, we have not had any rain and are tinder box dry.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2026 07:55 AM (+fpfy)

59 Mornin’, All. Happy Friday.

Posted by: Bulg at September 18, 2026 07:56 AM (77rzZ)

60 They are trying to pass a parcel tax here to "support Muni" by saying property values will go down if they cut service further.

Howzabout collecting fares instead?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 18, 2026 07:56 AM (RIvkX)

61 Ben Had, sorry to report all your rain belong to us up here in mid-Atlantic New Jersey. Very wet summer and now fall.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2026 07:57 AM (k+wO+)

62 TGIF, all!!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2026 07:57 AM (rOKnE)

63 Good morning JJ and horde
TGIF

Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2026 07:58 AM (TjuhY)

64 As CBS News reported Thursday evening, a recent federal ruling that significantly eased some of the restrictions on short-barreled rifles, short-barreled shotguns, and suppressors was in the crosshairs of several DOJ lawyers who claimed that federal firearms prosecutions are suffering as a result of the ruling by Trump-appointed U.S. District Judge James Wesley Hendrix, who operates out of the Northern District of Texas.

People who are being prosecuted for actions which are constitutionally protected are having an easier time defending themselves. Government persecutors aghast.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 18, 2026 07:58 AM (ExV1e)

65 where the top-ranking Jewish official broke out a Hebrew lesson to proclaim himself, because of his last name, a “shomer Yisroel.” Shomer is the Hebrew word for guard.

Mi yishmor al hashomrim

Posted by: Mitch at September 18, 2026 07:59 AM (/+uur)

66 It is pretty good stuff!

Posted by: Common Tater at September 18, 2026 07:59 AM (fqXHl)

67 Putin, in furtherance of his divorce from Europe, is seizing Nestle Company assets in Russia. I guess he has an overwhelming desire to run a cookie company.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2026 07:59 AM (k+wO+)

68 Ben Had

The lying liars that lie in the National Weather Service say you should bet more precipitation than normal this winter. Just looked for the long-range forcast to confirm, and there was no link to that product.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2026 08:00 AM (u82oZ)

69 federal firearms prosecutions are suffering
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maybe the point is starting to get through to them....

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2026 08:00 AM (OSZOS)

70 off sox

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 18, 2026 08:01 AM (/+uur)

71 Beth Barnes, the gal who founded and leads METR, the organization being proposed ro regulate AI - and control the world by default - is a freaking idiot.

This would be a funny cringe TED talk )?)/speech if the stakes weren't so serious:


Here is Beth Barnes, the Effective Altruist CEO of METR, explaining how immigration controls are immoral, and that future generations will be embarrassed by the past existence of borders.

This is who Anthropic wants as the "independent" overseer of all frontier AI models.


https://tinyurl.com/msy5xpwv

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2026 08:01 AM (rOKnE)

72 I would like to put a recommendation in for Pressure (2026). Very enjoyable, just a normal movie without any bs and well done.

I think the Ike character could have been written a bit better but other than that a nicely accomplished film.

Seems so rare these days but it was good.

Posted by: ... at September 18, 2026 08:02 AM (n9/RG)

73 {{{Lizzy}}}

*Hands out festive little hat*

Party On!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2026 08:03 AM (u82oZ)

74 >>Say it with me now. US out of the UN; UN out of the US.



THIS!!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2026 08:03 AM (rOKnE)

75 where the top-ranking Jewish official broke out a Hebrew lesson to proclaim himself, because of his last name, a “shomer Yisroel.” Shomer is the Hebrew word for guard.

Mi yishmor al hashomrim
Posted by: Mitch at September 18, 2026 07:59 AM (/+uur)
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Schumer is always spouting that b.s. He's a total pussy.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 18, 2026 08:03 AM (RIvkX)

76 You will need to kill them before they kill you.

הבא להורגך השכם להורגו

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 18, 2026 08:05 AM (P3X50)

77 Huck Follywood

This is the plan in China as well. Does not give one a reason to invest or build in either Russia or China.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2026 08:05 AM (u82oZ)

78 11 It's Flapjack Friday!
Posted by: Mister Scott

Eek! My nightmare continues!

Posted by: Rachel Corrie at September 18, 2026 08:06 AM (Fn+3X)

79 Good morning Horde, happy Friday. Hope you all have a great weekend. Thx JJ for all the reports.
Warren Buffet is stepping down as chairman of Berkshire Hathaway, a son is taking over. He has one son who has chosen my city for his leftist largesse with the money daddy gave him to "do good". Helped finance a radio station, a laundry and now some facility about a half mile from me. He calls it a " makers facility" . Allegedly going to teach jobs to the underprivileged and to do Internet work. Frankly I think it will end up a mess , but it did provide construction jobs rehabbing an old factory building

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 18, 2026 08:06 AM (oUMhY)

80 Ben Had

Found the long-range forecasts, and the prediction is a wetter than average winter for you and I.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2026 08:06 AM (u82oZ)

81 The British government, having run out of other peoples money, is apparently going to start burning the furniture, ie, taxing houses twice if people VRBO those houses. Localities very reasonably respond that new tax law, if enacted, will end VRBO-type rentals and destroy local tourism all over England, but especially in the southern coastal regions where the tourism economy is all they have. Poverty ahead.

What a mess of a country.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2026 08:06 AM (OSZOS)

82 Say it with me now. US out of the UN; UN out of the US.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 18, 2026 07:52 AM (3Ope
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I've been saying that exact thing for years.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at September 18, 2026 08:07 AM (JNTt1)

83 69 federal firearms prosecutions are suffering
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maybe the point is starting to get through to them....
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2026 08:00 AM (OSZOS)
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It's funny because DOJ's Civil Rights Division now has a Second Amendment Section and, buhlieve me, that's a choir that don't need no preaching to.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 18, 2026 08:07 AM (SgdqL)

84 Wait. We are constantly admonished by our betters there is no objective “truth” or reality. There’s no right or wrong.

But weirdly enough, the people who think this way claim they are always right, and everyone else is always wrong. In a world where there is no score, they are batting a thousand.

We’ll just keep our borders, Bitch.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 18, 2026 08:08 AM (fqXHl)

85 Piper's going to buy one of those new Bolivian Tiger Cats, isn't she?

Posted by: Feline Defense Fund at September 18, 2026 08:08 AM (Fn+3X)

86 where the top-ranking Jewish official broke out a Hebrew lesson to proclaim himself, because of his last name, a “shomer Yisroel.” Shomer is the Hebrew word for guard.

Mi yishmor al hashomrim
Posted by: Mitch at September 18, 2026 07:59 AM (/+uur)
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Schumer is always spouting that b.s. He's a total pussy.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 18, 2026 08:03 AM (RIvkX)
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Schumer said that? How ironic. The modern Hebrew word from the same root for political "conservatives" is "shamranim" (שמרנים.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 18, 2026 08:09 AM (P3X50)

87 Huck, I'm happy for anyone that gets replenishing rain. Glad you are enjoying it.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2026 08:09 AM (+fpfy)

88 I too liked Pressure.

From what I know about Ike he was cool and unflappable under pressure. Is this right? Brendan plays him as emotional, which I suppose you need to do to make him an interesting character.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 18, 2026 08:09 AM (dtajH)

89 [p]@spencerpratt
Karen Bass suddenly stepped down from LAHSA a few days ago. Today, HUD Secretary Turner just revealed that $75M of fraud was laundered through LAHSA.

Probably nothing!


Please please please let this be the fist shot in a huge take-down of LA homeless NGO/government fraud!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2026 08:10 AM (rOKnE)

90 Feline Defense Fund

Piper can skin a few, and model the coat.
Or use AI on the pattern, then make that coat. With matching print yoga pants.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2026 08:10 AM (u82oZ)

91 I didn't know if they were being sarcastic or that truly braindead.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 18, 2026 07:41 AM (qBdHI)

Hate to ask but what is the logic in that anyway?

An endorsement doesn't matter because there's another endorsement in the opposite direction?

I know I shouldn't ask for sense from the lying left but I do wonder. Wouldn't two endorsements for the same thing be better than two at loggerheads?

Posted by: ... at September 18, 2026 08:11 AM (n9/RG)

92 The British government....

What a mess of a country.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2026 08:06 AM (OSZOS)
-

Which way, America?

(Wow! Huck's hash is IBM-algorithm'd.)

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 18, 2026 08:11 AM (P3X50)

93 The County Clerk is a Cluck.

Posted by: Courting Disaster at September 18, 2026 08:11 AM (Fn+3X)

94 I too liked Pressure
-----------------------------

Never cared for Billy Joel myself

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 18, 2026 08:11 AM (bwAim)

95 >>*Hands out festive little hat*

Party On!




Heck, yeah!!
*puts on 70's funk station*

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2026 08:12 AM (rOKnE)

96 NaCly, I'm putting in my request with the weather control guys .

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2026 08:12 AM (+fpfy)

97 Huck, I'm happy for anyone that gets replenishing rain. Glad you are enjoying it.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2026 08:09 AM (+fpfy)
=================
Well ma'am, I believe a little share and share-alike would be OK. We're getting maybe a little more than we actually need.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2026 08:12 AM (OSZOS)

98 Ignoramus

Ike was emotional as heck. But he hid it. At a high cost to him.

His health suffered from that pressure, all those cigarettes, and lack of rest.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2026 08:12 AM (u82oZ)

99 The County Clerk is a Cluck.

Posted by: Courting Disaster at September 18, 2026 08:11 AM (Fn+3X)
-

What about the Sheriff?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 18, 2026 08:12 AM (P3X50)

100 McConnell, 84, looked “noticeably more frail”

Judges would have accepted DEAD

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 18, 2026 08:13 AM (/+uur)

101
95 >>*Hands out festive little hat*

Party On!




Heck, yeah!!
*puts on 70's funk station*
Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2026 08:12 AM (rOKnE)


WBLS

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2026 08:14 AM (x0n13)

102 Huck, I start holding my breath in early October that we don't get rain during the MoMe.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2026 08:14 AM (+fpfy)

103 Ben Had

We survived that before. In the barn huddled for warmth, telling stories.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2026 08:15 AM (u82oZ)

104 Huck, I start holding my breath in early October that we don't get rain during the MoMe.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2026 08:14 AM (+fpfy)
====================
Drink more and you won't notice!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2026 08:15 AM (OSZOS)

105 98 Ignoramus

Ike was emotional as heck. But he hid it. At a high cost to him.

His health suffered from that pressure, all those cigarettes, and lack of rest.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2026 08:12 AM (u82oZ)

True story: My great-uncle was a senior economist in Ike's administration. As a Christmas present one year, he received a copy of Ike's watercolor portrait of Washington. My cousin gave me the print last year and it now hangs in my living room.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 18, 2026 08:17 AM (SgdqL)

106 I commented on the ont about video I saw of McConnell. He is more than "frail."

Alert but disoriented and unresponsive. He probably cannot speak anymore.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 18, 2026 08:17 AM (RIvkX)

107 Huck, I start holding my breath in early October that we don't get rain during the MoMe.
Posted by: Ben Had
====================
Drink more and you won't notice!
Posted by: Huck Follywood


I got sunburnt last year. LOL. And I sat under a tree most of the time.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2026 08:18 AM (ohcCe)

108 WBLS
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2026 08:14 AM (x0n13)
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Very triggering

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 18, 2026 08:19 AM (RIvkX)

109 It would be darkly funny if Mitch left this mortal coil in December. He's gone from the Senate as of 1/1/27 , so Beshear wouldn't have the chance to appoint a temporary replacement

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 18, 2026 08:19 AM (oUMhY)

110 A new wild cat species has been discovered for the first time in 100 years — the tilcayo tiger cat from the Bolivian Yungas.

What? New Pussycat

oh oh oh oh oh oh

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 18, 2026 08:19 AM (/+uur)

111 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 08:19 AM (ccf/V)

112 WLS, Chicago!

Posted by: Bulg at September 18, 2026 08:20 AM (77rzZ)

113 “The cost of imprisoning one person for a year pays the salary of a young public school teacher, social worker, or police officer engaging in appropriate community policing. Resources could instead be invested in job training and addiction treatment. Mass incarceration simply won’t heal our torn social fabric, and does not make us safer.”


Whom you don't have to worry about when the released criminal murders them.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 08:20 AM (ccf/V)

114 I wish I could be at the Texas MoMe and show off my new PCP air rifle, a Qilin BPX. Unfortunately, I have a work commitment that I can't get out of.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at September 18, 2026 08:20 AM (JNTt1)

115 Only 98 days to Christmas. What are you buying me?

Posted by: Fixed Income, Myself at September 18, 2026 08:20 AM (Fn+3X)

116 WBLS
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2026 08:14 AM (x0n13)

WBL (dont really) M

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 18, 2026 08:20 AM (/+uur)

117 I saw The Clit Clippers open for Peter Murphy on his "Cuts You Up" tour in Belfast in 1991.

He was ahead of his time.

Posted by: Bag O' Dicks at September 18, 2026 08:22 AM (cCXR+)

118 Fired federal "Institute Of Peace" employees somehow ginned up a theory that Trump is going to put his name on the office building where they used to go collect paychecks. Insanely, they are pooling their shekles and suing in hopes a federal judge can be swept into their conspiracy theory world.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2026 08:22 AM (OSZOS)

119 Today Is National Cheeseburger Day. 🍔

Posted by: redridinghood at September 18, 2026 08:22 AM (NpAcC)

120 > I commented on the ont about video I saw of McConnell. He is more than "frail."

Alert but disoriented and unresponsive. He probably cannot speak anymore.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
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It's been rumored here in KY that he suffered a massive stroke and, as you said, he's unable to speak. Not too sure the "alertness" isn't drug induced.

The stress on the mind and body in this condition...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 18, 2026 08:22 AM (2Cry5)

121 Whom you don't have to worry about when the released criminal murders them.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 08:20 AM (ccf/V)
======================
Profit!

Posted by: Larry Krasner at September 18, 2026 08:23 AM (OSZOS)

122 Few small prayers for Brit Lass would be appreciated. Appt with specialist today to see what's going on. I think she's okay but still it's a worry. Otherwise happy Friday people. This had been the longest week I'm telling you.

Posted by: ... at September 18, 2026 08:24 AM (n9/RG)

123 Say Goodbye to Hollywood...

The new Godzilla movie has an intimacy coordinator...

AMF

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 18, 2026 08:24 AM (/+uur)

124 I was listening to Adam Carolla yesterday interviewing Dolph Lundgren and he was talking about going to Studio 54 with Grace Jones. I only went there once but I was the only celebrity there.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 18, 2026 08:24 AM (RIvkX)

125 bonecrusher, next year!

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2026 08:25 AM (+fpfy)

126 Prayer up, Ellipsis.

Posted by: Bulg at September 18, 2026 08:25 AM (77rzZ)

127 Funny we still call EBT "Food Stamps". An anachronism.

Posted by: Raleigh Coupon Saver at September 18, 2026 08:26 AM (Fn+3X)

128 ..., Prayers ascending for you both.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2026 08:26 AM (+fpfy)

129 >> I saw The Clit Clippers open for Peter Murphy on his "Cuts You Up" tour in Belfast in 1991.


Was that the one where he started singing "Indigo Eyes" and then the organizers chopped off his head for allegedly ogling the burka-clad locals?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2026 08:26 AM (rOKnE)

130 >What? New Pussycat

oh oh oh oh oh oh

Posted by: r hennigantx
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ok good one

Posted by: Don Black at September 18, 2026 08:27 AM (ZxPkt)

131 Nothing is all I want.
Posted by: A true Zen saying at September 18, 2026 07:28 AM (MWfyi)



Close enough........


https://youtu.be/xH9TRnRlAAM

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 08:27 AM (ccf/V)

132 Was that the one where he started singing "Indigo Eyes" and then the organizers chopped off his head for allegedly ogling the burka-clad locals?
Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2026 08:26 AM (rOKnE)
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I laughed but then I thought maybe she's serious.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 18, 2026 08:28 AM (RIvkX)

133 I saw Tilcayo Tiger Cat open for Lili Von Shtupp at the Rock Ridge Omni back in '73.

What a show!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 18, 2026 08:28 AM (SgdqL)

134 119 Today Is National Cheeseburger Day. 🍔
Posted by: redridinghood

Not Kosher. Pass.

Posted by: Rabbi Jacob at September 18, 2026 08:28 AM (Fn+3X)

135 115 Only 98 days to Christmas. What are you buying me?
Posted by: Fixed Income, Myself at September 18, 2026 08:20 AM

Leftover Halloween candy corn. The first week of November.

Posted by: Makes note in calendar at September 18, 2026 08:28 AM (2Ez/1)

136 Few small prayers for Brit Lass would be appreciated. Appt with specialist today to see what's going on. I think she's okay but still it's a worry. Otherwise happy Friday people. This had been the longest week I'm telling you.
Posted by: ... at September 18, 2026 08:24 AM (n9/RG)



I've had a few of those......


Godspeed and prayers to both of you.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 08:29 AM (ccf/V)

137 AOC announced she is going to campaign across New York State for local Democrats, now that she has time on her hands. She wants to be "Senator Occasional Cortex", instead of a lowly carpetbagging House Member.

Posted by: Larry Krasner at September 18, 2026 08:29 AM (OSZOS)

138 "Cuts You Up" is a beautiful song

Posted by: Dark Lix at September 18, 2026 08:29 AM (Fv808)

139 I have to guess the only reason they are keeping Mitch alive is to use his vote.

Posted by: Don Black at September 18, 2026 08:29 AM (ZxPkt)

140 filthy sock change

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2026 08:30 AM (OSZOS)

141 Not Kosher. Pass.
Posted by: Rabbi Jacob at September 18, 2026 08:28 AM (Fn+3X)
=====

Have I told you the story about my first cheeseburger? It wasn't pretty.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 18, 2026 08:30 AM (RIvkX)

142 Glitch does look like he's had a stroke.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 18, 2026 08:30 AM (HinvH)

143 139 I have to guess the only reason they are keeping Mitch alive is to use his vote.
Posted by: Don Black at September 18, 2026 08:29 AM

Where's Maxine?

Posted by: I gotta ask at September 18, 2026 08:31 AM (2Ez/1)

144 Don Black, and to prevent Beshear appointing someone, yep.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 18, 2026 08:31 AM (aJQbY)

145 Today Is National Cheeseburger Day. 🍔
Posted by: redridinghood



Excellent. My favorite food. Please get me a triple patty so I can REALLY get my meat fix on.

Posted by: James Talarico at September 18, 2026 08:31 AM (ccf/V)

146 > I have to guess the only reason they are keeping Mitch alive is to use his vote.
Posted by: Don Black
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I don't think he even has to be alive to use his vote.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 18, 2026 08:31 AM (2Cry5)

147 >>Fired federal "Institute Of Peace" employees somehow ginned up a theory that Trump is going to put his name on the office building where they used to go collect paychecks. Insanely, they are pooling their shekles and suing in hopes a federal judge can be swept into their conspiracy theory world.


A, at this point, I want Trump to put his name on half the buildings in DC to keep the locals triggered

B, IIRC, the Institute of Peace building was incredibly posh, with its staffers paid incredibly well whileno one outside of DC had ever heard of the place/part of the US government.

Also, that's the one that literally barricaded the doors to prevent DOGE from entering, right? They are a sketchy bunch who were obviously acting outside the law and using a ton of taxpayer money to do it.

A compromise: name it after Trump, then tear down their precious building!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2026 08:32 AM (rOKnE)

148
Have I told you the story about my first cheeseburger? It wasn't pretty.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 18, 2026 08:30 AM (RIvkX)



I'm pretty sure mine was a green pepper welfare burger.


"Dat don' look like no McDonalds........"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 08:32 AM (ccf/V)

149 Excellent. My favorite food. Please get me a triple patty so I can REALLY get my meat fix on.
Posted by: James Talarico at September 18, 2026 08:31 AM

Beat meat!

Posted by: TaliFREAKo at September 18, 2026 08:32 AM (2Ez/1)

150 Posted by: ... at September 18, 2026 08:24 AM (n9/RG)
*****
Sending prayers, ...

Posted by: redridinghood at September 18, 2026 08:33 AM (NpAcC)

151 Excellent. My favorite food. Please get me a triple patty so I can REALLY get my meat fix on.
Posted by: James Talarico at September 18, 2026 08:31 AM (ccf/V)
===============
that proves it, Talarico is a real Texan!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2026 08:33 AM (Gj7Fw)

152 It's been rumored here in KY that he suffered a massive stroke and, as you said, he's unable to speak. Not too sure the "alertness" isn't drug induced.

Posted by: Martini Farmer
______

The only reason I doubt that is because Beshear surely knew his true condition throughout. And if the turtle was non-responsive, Beshear would have just appointed someone and welcomed the court fight. He'd have been a dem hero for exposing it and it would have given his '28 run a huge boost. I don't think he would have passed up that opportunity.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 18, 2026 08:34 AM (XvL8K)

153 You on da welfare, you can't afford it....

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 18, 2026 08:34 AM (HinvH)

154 It's been rumored here in KY that he suffered a massive stroke and, as you said, he's unable to speak. Not too sure the "alertness" isn't drug induced.

Posted by: Martini Farmer



I'm betting he's on the 'Biden Cocktail' at this point.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 18, 2026 08:35 AM (ccf/V)

155 >>Few small prayers for Brit Lass would be appreciated.

Will do!! Prayers for you, too, "..."

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2026 08:35 AM (rOKnE)

156 I guess I could eat a Cheez Whiz "cheeseburger" since it's not really cheese.

Posted by: Rabbi Jacob, Hangry Over Here at September 18, 2026 08:35 AM (Fn+3X)

157 AOC was in my city earlier this year with my Congress critter Pat Ryan. He's on MSNOW all the time bitching at Trump. He's a West Pointer who served two tours in Iraq, which he mentions at the drop of a hat. Both he and AOC are looking at higher office.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 18, 2026 08:36 AM (oUMhY)

158 My first cheeseburger was indeed at McDonald's drive thru. So the disaster was contained to the back seat.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 18, 2026 08:36 AM (RIvkX)

159
Australian's New Athletic Technique Overwhelms Competitors in China!

https://tinyurl.com/353zcabw


The Aussies expected to use in the upcoming Olympics!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at September 18, 2026 08:37 AM (iJfKG)

160 Comedy gold would be Talarico given a tour of a packing house and taken out to the kill floor. Extra points if he gets to witness a Kosher kill.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 18, 2026 08:37 AM (gm9Sb)

161 Is a cheeseburger kosher if the meat’s not cooked? Asking for a friend.
— Chuck Schumer

Posted by: Bulg at September 18, 2026 08:37 AM (77rzZ)

162 I have bad news,
The Democratic National Committee racked up two of its biggest grassroots fundraising months in a midterm cycle this summer, bringing in more than $14 million combined in July and August.

And, I have good news,
But the DNC’s strength with small-dollar donors doesn’t close the gaping hole in the party committee’s bank account, especially when compared to the Republican National Committee. As of July, the DNC had $16 million in cash on hand, but $18 million in debts. The RNC ended July with more than $130 million in cash.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2026 08:38 AM (Gj7Fw)

163 Where's Mitch?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 18, 2026 08:38 AM (5C90x)

164 What’s the Hebrew word for douchebag? I’d like to call Schumer that just so he can look it up. Ponce.

Posted by: That Guy at September 18, 2026 08:38 AM (3KiOA)

165 OMG, he actually did add his name!!!!
Magnificent b@stard!

https://www.usip.org/

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2026 08:39 AM (rOKnE)

166 Thank you to my friends here. You guys are awesome and it really is appreciated.

Posted by: ... at September 18, 2026 08:39 AM (n9/RG)

167 Maxine is working in Congress and continuing to make an ass of herself. She was screaming at Bessent the other day "reclaim my time". She ain't dead , but she might be animatronic

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 18, 2026 08:39 AM (oUMhY)

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