Saturday Night Club ONT - September 19, 2026 [Disco & Dino]

Welcome to Club ONT - a whelming collaboration of The Disco and The Dino.

Open thread - bar is open, too. Come in in, grab a drink or 2. Or 3. Keep it light and friendly. September 19 is the first day of Oktoberfest, so put on your lederhosen or dirndl and a stein of Paulaner and do the Chicken Dance. The Moose won't mind.

This is the way it is done:

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Saturday Night Jokes and Other Funnies

Language warning.

This is THE best thing on X today

His description of a Democratic husband or father is absolutely out of this world.

If you don’t laugh, it means you’re a democrat🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/Iub3ZbOHTq
— AmyLouWho (@perseverare1776) September 17, 2026

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Drink of the Night

First day of Oktoberfest? Guess it has to be BEER!

Oldie but goodie for Oktoberfest

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Club ONT Department of Perpetual Motion

Free energy generator making pic.twitter.com/sMn7GUO2kV
— Cyungo (@Isx_Possible) September 8, 2026

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Club ONT Department of DIY Noisemakers

This guy building a DIY airhorn is incredible. Human ingenuity at its finest pic.twitter.com/L5Rf0ilzuQ
— Dudes Posting Their W’s (@DudespostingWs) September 18, 2026

[Disco says: I am making one of those to use as a goal horn for the upcoming hockey season!]

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Club ONT Department of Language Arts

In our new research published in Lingua, we analyzed more than 1.7 billion words of online language across 20 English-speaking regions. We identified 597 different swear word forms - from standard words, to creative spellings like "4rseholes," to acronyms like "wtf."
The findings challenge a familiar stereotype. Australians - often thought of as prolific swearers - are actually outdone by Americans and Brits, both in how often they swear, and in how many users swear online.

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Club ONT Jukebox

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Top 10ish Comments of the Week

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Club ONT is brought to you by perimeters

We have you surrounded, you hosers!

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Club ONT is accepting applications for hosts of our potential satellite location in Greenland. See Disco or Dino at the bar for more information!

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Comments

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1 So close!

Posted by: Shen Nan I Gan at September 19, 2026 10:00 PM (O9Th2)

2
Good evening!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 19, 2026 10:00 PM (mmrXZ)

3 Good evening good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 19, 2026 10:01 PM (IMGZD)

4 Club ONT Department of Language Arts

"Asshat" scored well. That's a personal favorite.

Posted by: mikeski at September 19, 2026 10:01 PM (VHUov)

5 Ha! Thought you could get away without my knowing, eh?

No one escapes the manglish intuition.

Posted by: mindful webworker -and here we are at September 19, 2026 10:02 PM (MX7Zk)

6 Good evening guys and dolls!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 19, 2026 10:02 PM (jCKWs)

7 Canada, you are surrounded.

Posted by: Case at September 19, 2026 10:03 PM (xJpuh)

8 6 Good evening guys and dolls!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 19, 2026 10:02 PM
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And dinos?

Posted by: TRex - oompah dino at September 19, 2026 10:03 PM (XfIK1)

9
Today was International Observe the Moon Day. SO get out there an observe.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 19, 2026 10:04 PM (w6EFb)

10 Tried the hidden click music, but I couldn't understand a word of the song. Never sure if it's the mix or my speakers. Could be my failing hearing.

Posted by: mindful webworker - sounded ferrin' at September 19, 2026 10:06 PM (MX7Zk)

11 I’ll have a beer!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 19, 2026 10:06 PM (3mKKp)

12 Thank you for prompt Saturday ONT 2 Ds.

Off to enjoy content on a warm California night....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 19, 2026 10:07 PM (QGaXH)

13 The chart of curse words doesn't have Bob Saget

Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at September 19, 2026 10:07 PM (XDb0P)

14 Gulf of Mexico?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 19, 2026 10:07 PM (Cqx++)

15
I just noticed something from the Music thread. Someone linked an acoustic version of Pinball Wizard, and the YouTube video is... 20 years old. Holy hell. YouTube videos that old.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 19, 2026 10:08 PM (mmrXZ)

16 Is that Neuwachtenstein on top? I only know that one thanks to the great bonuses it gave in Civ V.

Posted by: pookysgirl likes Gold bonuses at September 19, 2026 10:08 PM (Wt5PA)

17 "If you don’t laugh, it means you’re a democrat"

Point of order, please. Democrats only laugh when someone they hate dies.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 19, 2026 10:09 PM (CHHv1)

18 Wow! I sort-of made it into the CotW.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 19, 2026 10:09 PM (QGaXH)

19 Evenin'

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 19, 2026 10:09 PM (cPl+1)

20 Oh good, none of my substitute swear words are on that list!

Posted by: pookysgirl, family-friendly at September 19, 2026 10:11 PM (Wt5PA)

21 It's a fools game, Bonnie.

Posted by: Case at September 19, 2026 10:12 PM (xJpuh)

22 .036!? .036!?! Fuck me, we need to get those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers, folks.

Posted by: unwenchable at September 19, 2026 10:12 PM (ElFe9)

23 I'm just pleased as punch that we've got permanent control over Greenland's security and defense. There sure was a lot of squawking but in the end Trump will have his narwhal tusk thrones.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 19, 2026 10:12 PM (kpS4V)

24 15
I just noticed something from the Music thread. Someone linked an acoustic version of Pinball Wizard, and the YouTube video is... 20 years old. Holy hell. YouTube videos that old.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 19, 2026 10:08 PM (mmrXZ)

Yeah, alot of things are that old. Lol. Like 20 years.

Posted by: LTG at September 19, 2026 10:12 PM (BeyMP)

25 I am going to have to try to work in 'this cum wit' into a comment during the coming week.

Its important to have goals.

Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 19, 2026 10:12 PM (zZu0s)

26 First day of Oktoberfest? Guess it has to be BEER!

Daughter and Son-in-law came by this evening to pick up their pooches. Offered them a beer. It was the last one in the house. Now what am I going to do? Root beer? Just won't quite cut it. Not without some rum. Which we also don't have.

Somebody didn't plan this party right.

Posted by: mindful webworker - Organic blueberry liquor? What th..? at September 19, 2026 10:13 PM (MX7Zk)

27 heh, the chart calls, "Lib-Tard," profanity.

Posted by: davidt at September 19, 2026 10:14 PM (Q+gd/)

28 Speaking of Dinos, I saw one today. Guy has a huge sandstone boulder as a gatepost to his estate, and embedded in that rock is a fossil that I thought was a crocodile, about 4 feet long, minus a tail. Web search tells me it is probably a Champsosaurus a reptile that was similar to crocs, but from a different line. They survived the big K-T extinction by a few million years.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 19, 2026 10:14 PM (1z8ji)

29 A surprisingly weak showing from "wanknozzle ".

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 19, 2026 10:14 PM (kpS4V)

30 >Pre-whelmed.

Ah. Rangers fan?

Posted by: 88C+u at September 19, 2026 10:14 PM (88C+u)

31
I've got underwear older than that.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 19, 2026 10:15 PM (w6EFb)

32 Good evening morons and Слава Двоим!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 19, 2026 10:15 PM (RIvkX)

33 Great content tonight!
I'm going to have to build some of those generators...hours, even weeks, of fun. Perhaps I'll be so distracted I might, MIGHT, cut down on drinking🤪....

Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 19, 2026 10:16 PM (jCKWs)

34 I've seen both Neuschwanstein and Oktoberfest in Munich. All thanks to Uncle Sam.

Tough duty, but I powered through.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Sounding the Carnyx at September 19, 2026 10:16 PM (0aYVJ)

35 Neuschwanstein is a fraud.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 19, 2026 10:17 PM (wpRMV)

36 Observation:

Since the Gulf of America was named, there have been zero hurricanes in the gulf. Or Atlantic.

Coincidence?

Record goes back... a really long time. Pre 1940's IIRC.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 19, 2026 10:17 PM (2Cry5)

37 Today, we take Munich . . .

Posted by: not ready for November at September 19, 2026 10:18 PM (88C+u)

38 Hmmmm, I'd like to hear nugget in more curse combos. Butt nugget... fuck nugget. I don't know how best to work it, but nugget deserves its day.

Posted by: She Hobbit at September 19, 2026 10:18 PM (ftFVW)

39 BTW, the "free energy" stuff? Fake as can be. The only one that can legitimately make power is the Archimedes Screw in the stream. Just a fancy water wheel.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 19, 2026 10:18 PM (1z8ji)

40 >>The findings challenge a familiar stereotype. Australians - often thought of as prolific swearers - are actually outdone by Americans and Brits, both in how often they swear, and in how many users swear online.

Fucking A!

We're number 1!

Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2026 10:18 PM (viF8m)

41 "Douchenozzle" is an interesting epithet.
I've used it on occasion.

Posted by: Savage Henry at September 19, 2026 10:19 PM (ZxPkt)

42 "Today we're going to build an air horn to send home with the grandkids."

Ha! Mom and Dad will love that!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 19, 2026 10:19 PM (kpS4V)

43 Hmmmm, I'd like to hear nugget in more curse combos. Butt nugget... fuck nugget. I don't know how best to work it, but nugget deserves its day.
Posted by: She Hobbit at September 19, 2026 10:18 PM (ftFVW)

They don't have "ass bandit" there, either.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 19, 2026 10:21 PM (1z8ji)

44 "Douchenozzle" is an interesting epithet.
I've used it on occasion.
Posted by: Savage Henry

I give the edge to "douchecanoe," but "canoe" isn't one of the suffixes on the chart. I'll never know how popular it is.

Posted by: mikeski at September 19, 2026 10:22 PM (VHUov)

45 No way we beat Australia! This was rigged!

Posted by: Piper at September 19, 2026 10:22 PM (ZdaMQ)

46 They don't have "ass bandit" there, either.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

"Menopausal bitch" is underrepresented also.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 19, 2026 10:22 PM (IMGZD)

47 heh, the chart calls, "Lib-Tard," profanity.
Posted by: davidt

To be fair, it also has Trump-tard.

Posted by: She Hobbit at September 19, 2026 10:22 PM (ftFVW)

48 8 and dinos?

It's implied...love you double Ds!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 19, 2026 10:22 PM (jCKWs)

49 Another dandy Club ONT! Thanks Disco and Dino!

Of course Americans swear! Freedom and liberty, baby!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 19, 2026 10:23 PM (D/6p1)

50 BTW, the "free energy" stuff? Fake as can be. The only one that can legitimately make power is the Archimedes Screw in the stream. Just a fancy water wheel.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 19, 2026 10:18 PM (1z8ji)

I used to joke that I would tie ropes to my (ADHD) nephews and connect them to a turbine. That way they could run around like the maniacs they were/still are and we'd be able to power a house or two.

Posted by: pookysgirl still might try it at September 19, 2026 10:23 PM (Wt5PA)

51 I give the edge to "douchecanoe," but "canoe" isn't one of the suffixes on the chart. I'll never know how popular it is.
Posted by: mikeski at September 19, 2026 10:22 PM (VHUov)

No "knobgobbler", either. Chart is woefully insufficient.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 19, 2026 10:23 PM (1z8ji)

52 Hmmmm, I'd like to hear nugget in more curse combos. Butt nugget... fuck nugget. I don't know how best to work it, but nugget deserves its day.
Posted by: She Hobbit at September 19, 2026 10:18 PM (ftFVW)

Crotch nugget has a certain something.

Taint Nugget.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 19, 2026 10:23 PM (zZu0s)

53 6 Good evening guys and dolls!

Posted by: COMountainMarie

Ooh. Does this mean we're getting show tunes?

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 19, 2026 10:23 PM (0Htd1)

54 I may or may not have referred to "the 59 year old knob bobber" during the 2024 campaign.

Posted by: 88C+u at September 19, 2026 10:24 PM (88C+u)

55 I attended Oktoberfest in Munich one time. What a great experience that was! And I was blown away by the skills displayed by the waitresses in carrying at least six giant beer (bier!) steins with seemingly no effort at all.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 19, 2026 10:24 PM (D/6p1)

56 Fucknut is under appreciated.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 19, 2026 10:24 PM (2Cry5)

57 >>"Douchenozzle" is an interesting epithet.
I've used it on occasion.

On occasion?

You fuckers need to hang out with sailors. We spend lots of time inventing ways to insert curse words into everyday conversation. Because.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2026 10:24 PM (viF8m)

58 As a polyglot I'm proud of my ability to hurl insults in up to 8 languages.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 19, 2026 10:25 PM (RIvkX)

59 The cuss matrix does not allow for 'fuckstick'

hmm..

Posted by: Savage Henry at September 19, 2026 10:25 PM (ZxPkt)

60 The findings challenge a familiar stereotype. Australians - often thought of as prolific swearers - are actually outdone by Americans and Brits, both in how often they swear, and in how many users swear online.

That must account for what each region thinks of as a swear word. The "c" word is just not spoken in America, it's rude as fuck in England, but it's a term of endearment in Australia.

Posted by: mikeski at September 19, 2026 10:26 PM (VHUov)

61 I refuse to believe that dick sucker is not more used.

Why, cock socket does not even appear in this table!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 19, 2026 10:26 PM (zZu0s)

62 Crotch nugget has a certain something.

Taint Nugget.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone

Crotch nugget sounds like it applies to the micro penis crowd.

Posted by: She Hobbit at September 19, 2026 10:26 PM (ftFVW)

63 Before I forget, I want to introduce a new term that occurred to me today, after having seen some prime examples. I propose the name "hothouse boobies" as a synonym for "bolt-ons". Because they are not grown; they are cultured.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 19, 2026 10:26 PM (1z8ji)

64 Fucknut is under appreciated.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 19, 2026 10:24 PM (2Cry5)

This. Also Jackleg.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 19, 2026 10:26 PM (zZu0s)

65 Evening, all. Finally caught up on my Bible reading today.

I miss the days when I could spend the weekend vegging out instead of continuing to job-search.

Sorry. Feeling a bit off today. Nothing physiological, just... a sense of something off-balance metaphysically? I guess? I dunno.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 19, 2026 10:27 PM (aJQbY)

66 I like to use "dick flange" as a unique insult. Anyone else?

Posted by: Doof at September 19, 2026 10:27 PM (QMAsf)

67 I attended Oktoberfest in Munich one time. What a great experience that was! And I was blown away by the skills displayed by the waitresses in carrying at least six giant beer (bier!) steins with seemingly no effort at all.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient

They must work on that wrist strength all year.

Posted by: mikeski at September 19, 2026 10:27 PM (VHUov)

68 Sorry I'm late, my anaconda swallowed a tapir and got stuck trying to get back in the house through the doggie door.

Posted by: tankdemon at September 19, 2026 10:27 PM (Hd1lH)

69 "Menopausal bitch" is underrepresented also.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 19, 2026 10:22 PM (IMGZD)

This is basically White women.

Who will turn out to be the cause of the failure of Western civilization.

Posted by: LTG at September 19, 2026 10:28 PM (BeyMP)

70 Crotch nugget sounds like it applies to the micro penis crowd.
Posted by: She Hobbit at September 19, 2026 10:26 PM (ftFVW)

See? Its evocative.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 19, 2026 10:28 PM (zZu0s)

71 I was at that castle in Fussen Germany a couple of years ago with the wife. There is another one right behind that one that is about a mile and a half away. That was the last real castle ever built because shortly after military strategy changed and castles weren't as effective as extending your borders.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 19, 2026 10:28 PM (9FfUF)

72 I actually ha be to close the window downstairs and get a blanket.

It’s 58 and wonderful
Out!

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 19, 2026 10:28 PM (yEz+x)

73 I don't think a day in my adult life has gone by where I haven't used the word fucknut.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2026 10:29 PM (viF8m)

74 Fartknocker is another good one.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 19, 2026 10:29 PM (zZu0s)

75 cocksucka!

Posted by: Mr Wu at September 19, 2026 10:30 PM (+fdRY)

76 I'm tardy again. Was off doing something, but can't remember what.

Posted by: Too Poor To Pay Attention at September 19, 2026 10:30 PM (Fn+3X)

77 Airborn guy is not popular with neighbors, I fear.

Posted by: Eromero at September 19, 2026 10:30 PM (LHPAg)

78 This. Also Jackleg.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 19, 2026 10:26 PM (zZu0s)

"Jackleg" is also a perfectly legitimate term for an air-operated rock drill used in underground mining.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 19, 2026 10:30 PM (1z8ji)

79 well I don't get out that much, so I don't get to cuss people out very often

Posted by: Savage Henry at September 19, 2026 10:30 PM (ZxPkt)

80 Douche Canoe.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 19, 2026 10:31 PM (qZb7K)

81 Dickwad and fuckwad are good ones as well

Posted by: Doof at September 19, 2026 10:31 PM (QMAsf)

82 >>Fartknocker is another good one.

That's not even a curse word. That's rookie shit.

You gotta up your game.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2026 10:31 PM (viF8m)

83 It was incredibly whelming to see my name in the comments of the week three times, even if two of them were as set-ups for actually funny responses.

Posted by: tankdemon at September 19, 2026 10:31 PM (Hd1lH)

84 Svengoolie (MeTV) has Ghost and Mr Chicken coming on in a half hour here on the left coast!

This is your half-hour warning to ready pop-corn and other assorted snacks/drinks.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 19, 2026 10:32 PM (QGaXH)

85 >>Dickwad and fuckwad are good ones as well

Fuckstick

Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2026 10:33 PM (viF8m)

86 "Jackleg" is also a perfectly legitimate term for an air-operated rock drill used in underground mining.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

That actually sounds cool. Now I don't think I can insult someone by calling them a jackleg anymore.

Posted by: mikeski at September 19, 2026 10:33 PM (VHUov)

87 I don’t curse very often. When I do, everyone is slightly stunned. I am taking this as a positive. 😊

Posted by: Piper at September 19, 2026 10:33 PM (ZdaMQ)

88
I've noticed that all the militant atheist posts I see only attack Christianity specifically. It would not surprise me if they were all Chinese or Islamist bots. After all, today's militant atheist is tomorrow's fanatical imam.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 19, 2026 10:33 PM (eRlcH)

89 Fartknocker is

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 19, 2026 10:34 PM (qZb7K)

90 This place seems like a cut above the usual joints and dives i trespass in. I like the fancy touches. Noticed right away the crushed ice in the urinals-classy. Relieve oneself and freshen up your drink at the same time. I could get used to this.

Posted by: Life's Little Blessings at September 19, 2026 10:34 PM (Fn+3X)

91 Where's piece of shit?

Not even a whole piece. Sad.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 19, 2026 10:35 PM (2Cry5)

92 Douche Canoe.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 19, 2026 10:31 PM (qZb7K)

Heh. The NDP (socialist) Premier of Manitoba is an Indian (feather, not dot) named Wab Kinew. Needless to say, he is fondly known by his detractors as "Wobbly Canoe".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 19, 2026 10:35 PM (1z8ji)

93 69 This is basically White women

Mostly frustrated, blue haired, lefty, white women. Yes, they might just be the downfall of civilized western society as we know it. Bitches😡...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 19, 2026 10:35 PM (jCKWs)

94 >> I don’t curse very often.

Yes you do.

Bless your heart.

We know exactly what you're saying.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2026 10:36 PM (viF8m)

95 A surprisingly weak showing from "wanknozzle ".

Why so little love for "Trumpnozzle?" I use that all the time, don't you?

Posted by: Oddbob at September 19, 2026 10:37 PM (vTZFs)

96 94 >> I don’t curse very often.

Yes you do.

Bless your heart.

We know exactly what you're saying.
Posted by: JackStraw at September

Sometimes that can actually mean bless your heart! Context is important.

Posted by: Piper at September 19, 2026 10:37 PM (ZdaMQ)

97 The Brits have some good ones

wanker
tosspot
'Shut your festering gob, you tit!'

Posted by: Savage Henry at September 19, 2026 10:37 PM (ZxPkt)

98 I gotta think fuck lord is maybe not an insult.

Posted by: She Hobbit at September 19, 2026 10:39 PM (ftFVW)

99 So....who's Toten Hosen? Some kind of Canadian slang?

And why do we want him/her/it to die??

So much I don't understand.....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 19, 2026 10:39 PM (QGaXH)

100 >>Sometimes that can actually mean bless your heart! Context is important.

Sometimes "that fucker is awesome" is a positive too.

I worked in the South. Your southern sorcery isn't working on me. You f'ers are as nasty as the rest of us.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2026 10:39 PM (viF8m)

101 Ooh. Does this mean we're getting show tunes?
Posted by: nerdygirl

Dis ain't Poopsie !!!

Posted by: Adriane the Musical Critic . . . at September 19, 2026 10:40 PM (3ZUWJ)

102 Turd blossom is interesting. Not sure what it means. Sounds floral.

I also think "piece of shit" is a weird phrase.

Morsel of poop
Dollop of dung
Bolus of feces

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Sounding the Carnyx at September 19, 2026 10:40 PM (0aYVJ)

103 I just learned something. Sacramento State is in the MAC. The Mid-America Conference. (looks at map).

Um......

College football is a crime against Geography!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 19, 2026 10:41 PM (cPl+1)

104 So....who's Toten Hosen? Some kind of Canadian slang?

And why do we want him/her/it to die??

So much I don't understand.....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 19, 2026 10:39 PM (QGaXH)

German for "dead socks"?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 19, 2026 10:41 PM (1z8ji)

105 I just learned something. Sacramento State is in the MAC. The Mid-America Conference. (looks at map).

Um......

College football is a crime against Geography!!
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 19, 2026 10:41 PM (cPl+1)

Well, from top to bottom, it sort of is.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 19, 2026 10:42 PM (1z8ji)

106 65 Sorry. Feeling a bit off today. Nothing physiological, just... a sense of something off-balance metaphysically? I guess? I dunno.
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September

Get to church tomorrow to help settle your soul. For tonight, breathe in chamomile tea steam, then drink the tea.

Posted by: Piper at September 19, 2026 10:42 PM (ZdaMQ)

107
Pezzo di merda sounds better.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 19, 2026 10:42 PM (eRlcH)

108 Enya owns a castle, at least an 1800s version of one. Worth $160 Million, never married, no children, but she owns a castle. And cats.

Posted by: Lots of Cats at September 19, 2026 10:42 PM (Fn+3X)

109 I gotta think fuck lord is maybe not an insult.
Posted by: She Hobbit

And "shitlord" scored well.

Was anyone called that before Reddit existed?

Posted by: mikeski at September 19, 2026 10:43 PM (VHUov)

110 I just learned something. Sacramento State is in the MAC. The Mid-America Conference. (looks at map).

Um......

College football is a crime against Geography!!
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 19, 2026 10:41 PM (cPl+1)

Now explain the Dallas Cowboys being in the NFC East.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Sounding the Carnyx at September 19, 2026 10:43 PM (0aYVJ)

111 Today was International Observe the Moon Day. SO get out there an observe.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb)

Then I hollered up at Ethyl, I said, "Stay in the House, Ethyl!!! "

Posted by: Ray S . . . at September 19, 2026 10:43 PM (3ZUWJ)

112 Enya owns a castle, at least an 1800s version of one. Worth $160 Million, never married, no children, but she owns a castle. And cats.
Posted by: Lots of Cats at September 19, 2026 10:42 PM (Fn+3X)

I don't mind cats. How does she feel about Studebakers?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 19, 2026 10:45 PM (1z8ji)

113 Not sure the swear graph is accurate. I happen to know that "Great" Britain uses a particular "c" word so frequently and emphatically that it would likely skew the results across the board, because it is pairable with just about any word.

C___ Goblin
C___ Bag
C____Stain

Posted by: Orson at September 19, 2026 10:45 PM (dIske)

114
Nancy Grace eyes have opened:

https://t.ly/Jsy_n

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 19, 2026 10:45 PM (w6EFb)

115 Worth $160 Million, never married, no children, but she owns a castle. And cats.
Posted by: Lots of Cats

I'll take my modest savings, bunches of kids and grands and lack of cats as a huge win.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 19, 2026 10:45 PM (IMGZD)

116 The Ole Miss v. LSU turned into a football game.

Posted by: Piper at September 19, 2026 10:45 PM (ZdaMQ)

117 For years, the Atlanta Falcons played in the NFC West.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 19, 2026 10:46 PM (qZb7K)

118 Speaking of freedom of the press, didja see this?

Spencer Pratt
@spencerpratt
According to this anon reporting, [California Attorney General] Bob Bonta is demanding that he get content oversight over CNN.
LMAO after all of his denials that this bullshit lawsuit "wasn't about CNN", the cat is out of the bag. We all knew it...this was always just about politics. What a scumbag.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 19, 2026 10:47 PM (ndZc7)

119 German for "dead socks"?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 19, 2026 10:41 PM (1z8ji)

Dead pants.

Die Toten Hosen is idiom for somebody who is not very skillfull in bed (and they din"t mean sleeping.) It is also the name of a German rock band.

Posted by: tankdemon at September 19, 2026 10:47 PM (Hd1lH)

120 >>College football is a crime against Geography!!

College football was ruined by NIL. Conferences, rivalries, none of it means jack dick anymore. Schools are buying players easier than the NFL can do.

Only way to stop it is to kill NIL but that seems unlikely. Some of us have been saying this for years but did those fucknuts listen to us?

Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2026 10:47 PM (viF8m)

121 For years, the Atlanta Falcons played in the NFC West.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

The Far East is west of the the US.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 19, 2026 10:47 PM (IMGZD)

122 Necropants!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 19, 2026 10:49 PM (kpS4V)

123 Today was International Observe the Moon Day. SO get out there an observe.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb)

Jeez...this was every Friday in my senior year of high school.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 19, 2026 10:49 PM (2WIwB)

124 Yeah the CFB conferences don't make sense

Maryland is not in the Atlantic Coast Conference, despite the fact that Maryland actually has an Atlantic coastline.

However, SMU, in Texas, IS in the ACC.

Posted by: Savage Henry at September 19, 2026 10:50 PM (ZxPkt)

125 Keeping my perfect record in making the top-ten-ish comments.

I just cannot afford the bribes.

Posted by: mindful webworker - commenting mediocrely at September 19, 2026 10:50 PM (MX7Zk)

126 Two major state elections in Germany tomorrow.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 19, 2026 10:50 PM (XUHiS)

127 Hey! I thought we were America first but we've apparently gone international with all this foreigner talk.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 19, 2026 10:50 PM (ndZc7)

128 Aye Hordlings!

Tis 'talk like a Pirate Day' ye lubbers

Posted by: Zeera , Damn Right I voted for all of this! at September 19, 2026 10:51 PM (K7v1x)

129 69 "Menopausal bitch" is underrepresented also.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 19, 2026 10:22 PM (IMGZD)

This is basically White women.

Who will turn out to be the cause of the failure of Western civilization.
Posted by: LTG at September 19, 2026 10:28 PM (BeyMP)

This is basically White women

Mostly frustrated, blue haired, lefty, white women. Yes, they might just be the downfall of civilized western society as we know it. Bitches😡...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 19, 2026 10:35 PM (jCKWs)

Ironically many of them are in their peak childbearing years yet act in this exact fashion. Probably because they're trying so hard to not just deny but destroy their own feminine attributes.

Posted by: I'd be cranky too with blue hair and septum piercings at September 19, 2026 10:51 PM (TbWk/)

130 I just learned something. Sacramento State is in the MAC. The Mid-America Conference. (looks at map).

Um......

College football is a crime against Geography!!
Posted by: Puddleglum

I give you The Summit League..... 8 schools in the middle of the Great Plains.

UND and NDSU? Both places you can stand on a freeway overpass, look west, and see the back of your own head.

"Summit."

Posted by: mikeski at September 19, 2026 10:52 PM (VHUov)

131 @100.

That was uncalled for, Jack.

Posted by: Case at September 19, 2026 10:52 PM (xJpuh)

132 No

'Totenhosen' is a German fireman

Posted by: Savage Henry at September 19, 2026 10:52 PM (ZxPkt)

133 85 >>Dickwad and fuckwad are good ones as well

Fuckstick

Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2026 10:33 PM (viF8m)

---

What are we talking about, shitstain

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 19, 2026 10:52 PM (9FfUF)

134 82 >>Fartknocker is another good one.

That's not even a curse word. That's rookie shit.

You gotta up your game.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2026 10:31 PM (viF8m)

Beavis disapproves.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 19, 2026 10:52 PM (XUHiS)

135 For years, the Atlanta Falcons played in the NFC West.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

In 1993, the S.F. Giants won 103 games in the NL West. Despite winning 103 games, they did not make the playoffs. Why? The Atlanta Braves won 104 games, thereby winning the NL *West*. In 1994, MLB instituted the wild card and moved Atlanta to the east.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at September 19, 2026 10:53 PM (Fv808)

136 BLITHERING FUCKING IDIOT

(Used by me many a time. H/t, Cow Demon’s dad)

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 19, 2026 10:53 PM (XUHiS)

137 117 For years, the Atlanta Falcons played in the NFC West.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 19, 2026 10:46 PM (qZb7K)

The Atlants Braves were in the National League West for a long tike too.

Posted by: tankdemon at September 19, 2026 10:53 PM (Hd1lH)

138 126 Two major state elections in Germany tomorrow.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 19, 2026 10:50 PM

Did the Leftists managed to get AfD banned before the elections?

You know ... to "save" Democracy.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 19, 2026 10:54 PM (HlyYF)

139 Atlanta is at the very edge of the Eastern Time Zone. There can be a half-hour difference in dusk/dawn from here in farthest eastern NC.

Posted by: Time Marches On at September 19, 2026 10:55 PM (Fn+3X)

140 “Fuck my ass, mouth and tits”

(H/t, heelvsbabyface)

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 19, 2026 10:55 PM (XUHiS)

141 >>What are we talking about, shitstain

This is the way.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2026 10:55 PM (viF8m)

142 Did the Leftists managed to get AfD banned before the elections?

You know ... to "save" Democracy.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 19, 2026 10:54 PM (HlyYF)

The “firewall” is still a thing.

You know…to save Democracy.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 19, 2026 10:56 PM (XUHiS)

143 We need to be able to re-do the cussing chart based on AoSHQ comments.

I dunno, would fartclam be used as a cussword or merely a descriptor?

Posted by: mindful webworker - asking the important questions at September 19, 2026 10:56 PM (MX7Zk)

144 119 German for "dead socks"?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 19, 2026 10:41 PM (1z8ji)

Dead pants.

Die Toten Hosen is idiom for somebody who is not very skillfull in bed (and they din"t mean sleeping.) It is also the name of a German rock band.
Posted by: tankdemon at September 19, 2026 10:47 PM (Hd1lH)

To clarify, my comment at 10:39 was in reference to the Mystery Click for those who are new here.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 19, 2026 10:57 PM (QGaXH)

145
Probably because they're trying so hard to not just deny but destroy their own feminine attributes.
Posted by: I'd be cranky too with blue hair and septum piercings at September 19, 2026 10:51 PM (TbWk/)

____________

The most revolutionary thing a young woman can say is, "I want to marry young, have lots of kids, stay home to raise them myself, and love and support my husband."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 19, 2026 10:57 PM (eRlcH)

146 137 117 For years, the Atlanta Falcons played in the NFC West.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 19, 2026 10:46 PM (qZb7K)

The Atlants Braves were in the National League West for a long tike too.
Posted by: tankdemon at September 19, 2026 10:53 PM (Hd1lH)
The NFC West once featured…The Saints, Falcons, Rams and Forteners.

For awhile that meant SF, STL, New Orleans and Atlanta.

Quite a cross country spread there.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 19, 2026 10:58 PM (XUHiS)

147 I've attended nine Oktoberfests, each as grand as the previous one. And my mug collection reflects those experiences!

Posted by: Diogenes at September 19, 2026 10:59 PM (2WIwB)

148 FUCK YOU YOU FUCKIN FUCK

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 19, 2026 10:59 PM (XUHiS)

149 I think that waitress was at the Hoffbrauhaus in Munich. The food was basic but excellent.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 19, 2026 10:59 PM (9FfUF)

150 100 >>Sometimes that can actually mean bless your heart! Context is important.

Sometimes "that fucker is awesome" is a positive too.

I worked in the South. Your southern sorcery isn't working on me. You f'ers are as nasty as the rest of us.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2026 10:39 PM (viF8m)

One thing I miss after our month long odyssey thru Missouri and Arkansas was the casual, natural use of y'all. I knew we weren't in California, fer sure fer sure. It was gnarly, dudes.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 19, 2026 10:59 PM (QGaXH)

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