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Hasan Piker re-affirms that he believes America is a bigger terror threat than Al Qaeda.

Left-wing streamer Hasan Piker tells Axios he believes America conducts more terrorism in the world than al-Qaeda, the terror network that carried out the 9/11 attacks.

"Pound for pound as far as the number of deaths, yes," Piker said in an exclusive interview for a new episode of "The Axios Show." Piker added: "We have caused tremendous terror all around the world."

He now says that while what he said was right, people with names like "Hasan" and "Abdul" (the Senate candidate who he's palling around with) aren't allowed to utter such truths.


AWFUL: Lindsay Clancy shouldn't be punished because she's already been punished enough for "losing her children." She didn't lose them, she strangled them to death. This is the apotheosis of the old joke, "Your honor, please have mercy for my murder of my parents. I'm an orphan, your honor."

By the way, when asked to endorse "justice for the children," this degenerate, twisted hag refuses.

Was Martin Udall right? He was definitely right about a large swathe of women, nearly the majority.

The women of Piddington have a possible savior. The UK is planning to cram 1,250 Muslim men into a base just next to the town of a mere 350, giving the "newcomers" a 3-to-1 majority over the actual citizens. Plans have been discovered showing the government actually plans to settle over 3,500 "newcomers" there, but they swearsies that that plan has been abandoned and they would never!

So, while the UK government does not care at all about the fact that the women of Piddington will become free-range rape prey for the almost uniformly military-age male "newcomers," they do care about a species of newt which may be endangered by the sudden influx of rapists.

Basil the Great
@BasilTheGreat

🚨BREAKING: The illegal migrant camp planned for Piddington may be CANCELLED due to a protected species of NEWTS being found on the site

So let me get this straight...

The Government care more about the safety of NEWTS than Women and Girls?

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The town recently voted to declare itself independent from the UK, but obviously the UK will not permit that. You are Tax Cattle to be farmed and slaughtered. And raped. You are chattel.

On the other hand: Andy Burnham has promised to let Scotland again vote to leave or stay part of the UK, and Wales and Northern Ireland want a vote too.

Northern Ireland, Scotland, Wales leaders to meet tomorrow to plan breakup of UK: Report


The leaders of Northern Ireland, Scotland, and Wales will meet on Monday to discuss plans for the breakup of the United Kingdom, according to The Telegraph.

First Ministers John Swinney of Scotland, Rhun ap Iowerth of Wales, and Michelle O'Neill of Northern Ireland are expected to sign a joint declaration demanding the right to hold referendums on breaking away from the UK. For the first time, the three constituent nations of the UK are held by pro-separation parties.

The Telegraph reported sources as saying that the summit's purpose is to pile more pressure on Prime Minister Andy Burnham after he said in the parliament on Wednesday that he would back another Scottish independence referendum if public opinion backed one.

A source close to Swinney told the newspaper that Burnham "fucked up" by making the comment and unionists should be very worried.


The source further said: "Burnham has not read his brief and doesn't seem to know the basics of the UK Government's position on the Union. If I was a Unionist, I would be very worried."

Ahead of the summit, Swinney said that Burnham was "facing up to the idea that he will go down in history as the final prime minister of the United Kingdom".

Swinney said that that, for the first time, Scotland, Wales, and Northern Ireland are led by pro-independence parties, and "there could be no clearer sign that the status quo is not sustainable and that Westminster must prepare for a post-UK future".

...

The separatist movements in the UK have picked up pace lately as US President Donald Trump has ramped up his anti-British campaign. After threatening to back Argentina in the campaign to wrest the Falkland Islands off the UK, he has now supported Northern Ireland's separation from the UK and merger with Ireland.

Meanwhile, EU leader and Bond villain Ursula Von Leyden has offered Canada an "associate membership" in the EU, which means that they get no advantages at all but get to be ruled over by Ursula and her 400 MEP besties, which is the same deal all actual EU members get.

The Bond villainous made this offer on her own "authority," without asking any member nation for approval.

And there is no such thing as an "associate member."

Brussels was hit with a furious backlash today after announcing unprecedented plans for Canada to become an 'associate member' of the bloc -- without asking EU capitals to sign off on the proposal.

EU diplomats told the Mail they were kept in the dark and first learnt of the proposal when Ursula von der Leyen, the EU Commission boss, unveiled it during a keynote speech.

During the top Eurocrat's annual State of the Union speech to the European Parliament, she repeatedly love-bombed Canadian premier Mark Carney -- who was in the chamber -- saying Brussels wanted 'to bring the relationship with Canada to the highest level possible.'

But to the surprise of diplomats from the EU's 27 member nations, who would have to sign off the move, she gushed: 'Dear Mark, I said we must urgently reimagine our partnerships. So, I would like to work with you on opening the door for Canada to be the first associate member of the EU.

'We share one ocean, one set of values, one way of seeing the world. And we will now build our shared future as well -- thank you for being here.'

But the attempt to flatter the former Governor of the Bank of England backfired, with diplomats saying they were never briefed about the proposal and that, in effect, 'associate membership' doesn't even exist.

EU diplomats accused Brussels of 'over-reach', an accusation often levelled against Eurocrats by UK Brexiteers before Britain left the bloc.

One EU diplomat told the Mail: 'This bombastic announcement is just not right.

'There will be a summit at the end of October, so logically they will talk about deepening the relations.

'But no one has ever seen an associate membership and no idea what it means in practice. Canada is a valuable partner for the EU, one of the few currently in the world where we share the values, so it is nothing against Canada.

'But first and foremost the member states should be the ones to express what kind of relationship the EU wants to have with any third country.'

Another added: 'She kept this bit of associate membership out of the text until the last moment. She also did not mention it up front to EU member states.

'It seems like she is a bit too far out in floating this. Everyone is positive about Canada, and wants to strengthen the relationship.

'But there is a lot of uncertainty about what von der Leyen envisages by coining this label.'

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Trump has reasserted the old Monroe Doctrine, stating that the western hemisphere is the US's sphere of influence, and rejected Europe's attempt to colonize the west.

Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh

21h

🚨 HOLY CRAP! Donald Trump just said if Canada becomes an associate member of the European Union, he might consider it a "HOSTILE ACT" and could enact tariffs or stop trading OUTRIGHT with Europe

TRUMP: "Canada has been a TERRIBLE partner." 🔥

This DOES sound like a hostile act: why else would Canada do this other than to think joining the EU gives them leverage in a trade war over America?

It's EXACTLY why Trump is right to be slapping Canada with tariffs until they stop treating Americans unfairly

The EU isn't saving Canada from an invasion by Russia or China, yet they treat the US the worst!


Democrat House candidate cries and whines that she'd like to go home after being arrested for driving drunk and crashing into other cars.

Washington state Democrat Krista Perez, who is running for a state House seat, was seen on police video admitting to drinking wine, declining field sobriety tests and begging to go home before praying and crying in the back of a patrol car after her DUI arrest.

Perez finished first in last month's primary in the 29th Legislative District, Position 1, and will face incumbent state Rep. Melanie Morgan, also a Democrat, in November, as the top two candidates advance to the general election.

Tacoma Police said Perez's 2019 Chevrolet Silverado allegedly struck a parked car on South G Street shortly after midnight on August 11, setting off a chain reaction that damaged five vehicles, according to The Jason Rantz Show on Seattle Red.

Prosecutors charged her with DUI, with a refusal enhancement in connection with the collision and a later encounter with police.


Body camera footage shows police questioning Perez after the crash and her subsequent arrest, while footage from the backseat of the patrol car shows her praying and sobbing, according to video obtained by The Jason Rantz Show on Seattle Red.

After police arrived at the scene, Perez told an officer she did not understand what was going on and claimed she was not involved in an accident, the footage shows.

"Did you get into an accident here?" the officer asks.

"I did not," Perez responded.

The officer then asked what happened.

"I don't know. I've never been in an accident before," she replied.

She also said she switched insurers just weeks before the incident when asked for her documents. She was able to tell the officer the name of the insurance company.

Perez told the officer she was driving from a friend's business on Tacoma Avenue South when the collision happened.

"Did you have anything to drink tonight?" the officer asked.

"I just had some wine while I was there," Perez replied.

Asked how much wine she had, Perez said she had one glass.

When the officer asked how big the glass was, she told him, "I think you might need to contact the business."

The officer then asked her to rate her sobriety on a scale of zero to 10, with zero being completely sober.

She first told the officer that she wanted to go home. But when asked a second time, she rated herself a four.

The officer then asked her to take standardized field sobriety tests but stated multiple times that the tests are optional.

...

Perez declined the tests, kept saying she wanted to go home and repeatedly said that she was "confused."

"Not right now. I'd like to go home first," she said.

"You're not going to go home first. I'm going to tell you that right now, okay? So your options between the test, yes or no, that's going to be determined tonight, right now, not when you go home. So would you like to take these tests or no?" the officer asked.

Perez responded by asking if she was allowed to decline the tests.

"You do have a choice. You can either say yes, or you can say no. They're totally voluntary tests," the officer answered.

"Yeah, I would like to go home first," she replied.

The officer asked whether her answer meant she was declining the tests, and she said yes.

She was then told she was under arrest for DUI and to put her hands behind her back.

"Hold on. Hold on. One second. Hold on," she said.

Perez repeatedly told the officer that she did "not know what any of this means." He told her it means she is under arrest for DUI.


They're all criminals:

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:20 PM




Comments

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1 1st?

Posted by: Boswell at September 17, 2026 06:22 PM (j10i6)

2 Alright alright alright alright!

Posted by: Boswell at September 17, 2026 06:23 PM (j10i6)

3 Bit lonely tho...

Posted by: Boswell at September 17, 2026 06:23 PM (j10i6)

4 Helloooo!

Echo echo echo echo

Posted by: Boswell at September 17, 2026 06:24 PM (j10i6)

5 Helloooo!

Echo echo echo echo
Posted by: Boswell at September 17, 2026 06:24 PM (j10i6)
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BOO!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 17, 2026 06:26 PM (FZ29D)

6 I called the horde...otherwise I would have had to go and read the content...

Posted by: Boswell at September 17, 2026 06:26 PM (j10i6)

7 WA state house Perez appears in a black sleevless t-shirt type dress at the arrest.

In the squad car she's either in her slip or a spaghetti strap outfit. While neither flatter her, did she whip off her dress?

I wish Clancey would be locked up forevermore and I never heard her name again nor see a photo of her. Stuff of nightmares in imagining her face as the last thing you see.

Those poor children.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 17, 2026 06:26 PM (hzuYO)

8 Go Trump!

Screw Canada.

Sorry, AOP, Stateless, Grumpy and Recalcitrant, and other Canadian members of the Horde.

Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2026 06:26 PM (77rzZ)

9 Yikes - thanks for coming Perfessor - take a seat - enjoy!

Posted by: Boswell at September 17, 2026 06:27 PM (j10i6)

10 Who was the Washington State D. praying to after her inability to pass a sobriety test? Dionysus?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 17, 2026 06:27 PM (JrHfD)

11 >>>The women of Piddington have a possible savior. The UK is planning to cram 1,250 Muslim men into a base just next to the town of a mere 350, giving the "newcomers" a 3-to-1 majority over the actual citizens. Plans have been discovered showing the government actually plans to settle over 3,500 "newcomers" there, but they swearsies that that plan has been abandoned and they would never!

Make that 3,500 single, available women moving in, and that would be the screech heard 'round the world.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2026 06:27 PM (dK+Kv)

12 Lindsay Clancy shouldn't be punished because she's already been punished enough for "losing her children." She didn't lose them, she strangled them to death. This is the apotheosis of the old joke, "Your honor, please have mercy for my murder of my parents. I'm an orphan, your honor."

AKA the Menedez Brothers defense

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2026 06:28 PM (K32Fz)

13 The left then: European colonization of the Americas is the worst crime in human history

The left now: So what's wrong with letting Europe control Canada? Like really?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 06:29 PM (sKqQm)

14 So, while the UK government does not care at all about the fact that the women of Piddington will become free-range rape prey for the almost uniformly military-age male "newcomers," they do care about a species of newt which may be endangered by the sudden influx of rapists.

The Piddlington thing, I had some sympathy for the people there until I noticed something: they didn't have a problem with these "immigrants" and "refugees" flooding the country. They just didn't want them in their back yard. The Piddlington people are just Martha's Vineyard again.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2026 06:29 PM (K32Fz)

15
Brussels was hit with a furious backlash today after announcing unprecedented plans for Canada to become an 'associate member' of the bloc -- without asking EU capitals to sign off on the proposal.

________

No, no! Canada is to be an "asshole member" of the EU.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 06:29 PM (eRlcH)

16 There's something going down my pants leg. Pretty sure it's a Crested Newt!

Posted by: Leaky Joe at September 17, 2026 06:29 PM (Fn+3X)

17 We should conquer Norwold on the way to Greenland.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 06:30 PM (2OBCo)

18 I got better!

Posted by: Crusty Newt at September 17, 2026 06:30 PM (Cqx++)

19
Feminists

Ardently support a woman who murdered her three children.

Outraged by a woman showing off her body.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 06:31 PM (eRlcH)

20 Meanwhile, EU leader and Bond villain Ursula Von Leyden has offered Canada an "associate membership" in the EU, which means that they get no advantages at all but get to be ruled over by Ursula and her 400 MEP besties, which is the same deal all actual EU members get.

I had someone on Twitter tell me that Canada joining the EU is not like becoming a state because all the nations in the EU are sovereign. Which is utterly hilarious because even with as much as we've lost in the USA from its original design (thanks, Lincoln), we still have more sovereignty as states in the union than EU members have.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2026 06:31 PM (K32Fz)

21 Piddington sounds like a town in a Benny Hill skit.

Posted by: Announced by Henry McGee at September 17, 2026 06:31 PM (Fn+3X)

22 The chancellor of Germany says free speech is just a kooky American idea that he doesn't share:


Germany returning to form, but calling it "anti fascist"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2026 06:32 PM (K32Fz)

23 The Left is pegging the meters at ELEVENTY!

The Canucks are complaining that the Elbows Up thing is making them tired. And broke.

The EU is acting like a ladies book club.

Persia is holding their annual carpet fire sale. EVERYTHING MUST GO!

The sheep of the Falkland Isles are getting nervous.

Posted by: mrp at September 17, 2026 06:32 PM (rj6Yv)

24 This just popped out a few hours ago. It's pretty good:

Odyssey Pitch Meeting

https://tinyurl.com/4xafrc85

Posted by: Orson at September 17, 2026 06:32 PM (dIske)

25 I've said for years that our foreign policy should NEVER have been about 'Western Democracy'...

But should hinge on whether they have a US style Bill of Rights.

No Bill of Rights? no foreign aid... period.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 17, 2026 06:33 PM (mP0Kj)

26 Maybe Fascism will work this time.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 06:33 PM (2OBCo)

27 Andy Burnham has promised to let Scotland again vote to leave or stay part of the UK, and Wales and Northern Ireland want a vote too.
_________

And then turn England back into the Heptarchy.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 17, 2026 06:34 PM (XvL8K)

28 Sydney looks damn good in that meme.

Posted by: davidt at September 17, 2026 06:34 PM (Q+gd/)

29 So, let me get this straight . . .

The chancellor of Germany is named Fred(rich) Mer(t)z?

Please tell me his wife is named Ethel. Lie to me if you must.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 17, 2026 06:35 PM (wzUl9)

30 >>>Please don't come to me with free speech... That is at most a libertarian political understanding from parts of the USA that I personally do not share.

How do you feel about ass-kickings? Because we go more where that came from.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2026 06:35 PM (dK+Kv)

31 Andy Burnham has promised to let Scotland again vote to leave or stay part of the UK, and Wales and Northern Ireland want a vote too.

FREEEEEEEEEEDOMMMMMMM!!!!

Posted by: William Wallace at September 17, 2026 06:35 PM (guGkK)

32 The Piddlington thing, I had some sympathy for the people there until I noticed something: they didn't have a problem with these "immigrants" and "refugees" flooding the country. They just didn't want them in their back yard. The Piddlington people are just Martha's Vineyard again.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2026 06:29 PM (K32Fz)

The problem with most Liberals is that they are never actually impacted by the crap they espouse.

Piddlington was about to hit the Find Out part of FAFO... thus the change in tune.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 17, 2026 06:35 PM (mP0Kj)

33 Do the indigenous peoples of Canada have any say about the EU takeover?

Posted by: davidt at September 17, 2026 06:36 PM (Q+gd/)

34 Haven't heard much bragging from Britons lately about their "unwritten" Constitution.

Posted by: mrp at September 17, 2026 06:36 PM (rj6Yv)

35
we must urgently reimagine our partnerships.

Language language language

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 17, 2026 06:36 PM (Cqx++)

36 Maybe Fascism will work this time.
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 06:33 PM (2OBCo)


As a finance scheme it was pretty successful, for at least the first 5 or so years.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2026 06:37 PM (rbvCR)

37 about what i thought neofascst merz meant:

BREAKING NEWS: Chancellor Friedrich Merz wants to massively restrict social media and says: "Don't anyone come to me with free speech!" We must "still be able to protect citizens from false information."

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 17, 2026 06:37 PM (CWTWj)

38 The USA-clad girl in the meme looks like Sydney Sweeney.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 17, 2026 06:37 PM (wzUl9)

39
"The illegal migrant camp planned for Piddington may be CANCELLED due to a protected species of NEWTS being found on the site"

A smart fella mighta planted them newts.

Posted by: fd at September 17, 2026 06:37 PM (MWfyi)

40 "Don't make us come over there and kick your asses again."

Posted by: The Vikings at September 17, 2026 06:37 PM (guGkK)

41
But should hinge on whether they have a US style Bill of Rights.

No Bill of Rights? no foreign aid... period.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 17, 2026 06:33 PM (mP0Kj)

__________

In Europe, your rights are a gift from the government, which makes it clear it can take them away when it wants to. The US Bill of Rights makes it clear your rights are inherent and cannot be abridged.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 06:38 PM (eRlcH)

42 >>The separatist movements in the UK have picked up pace lately as US President Donald Trump ....


Ah, so it's Trump's fault. I see.

What is happening here is only natural and common in the natural world. Parasites often switch hosts after their original host dies.

Wales and Scotland suck the life out of England (England was much more conservative and sane until the big cities islamified) and they see the EU as a bigger host to suck money out of.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 17, 2026 06:38 PM (VUfCb)

43 I got better.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 06:38 PM (2OBCo)

44 31 Andy Burnham has promised to let Scotland again vote to leave or stay part of the UK, and Wales and Northern Ireland want a vote too.

FREEEEEEEEEEDOMMMMMMM!!!!
Posted by: William Wallace at September 17, 2026 06:35 PM (guGkK)

Hard to believe that it was just 100 years ago that the British empire was the largest empires in history.

Wonder if'n King Chucky will be the last King...

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 17, 2026 06:38 PM (mP0Kj)

45 Maybe Fascism will work this time.

About as well as any pure, simple, taken to the limit model has worked. Global Capitalism didn't do us a bit of good.

Fascism includes "Nationalism". Do we need more Nationalism now ? You bet we do.

A big part of politics now is certain regions of the country, and protected groups, that have enjoyed protected status over the rest of us for multiple lifetimes. They don't practice "Nationalism". Just "Us and not You -ism".

Posted by: How Long Will This Last at September 17, 2026 06:38 PM (3GnTI)

46 I’ve said repeatedly but I’ve never forgiven Canada for giving aid and comfort to US draft dodgers and deserters.

A country we protected under our military umbrella.

Posted by: polynikes at September 17, 2026 06:39 PM (KC5Lt)

47 For her plotting and planning and murderous ways years ago, Judge John Grise handed down the sentence Cathy Coy agreed to when she pleaded guilty but mentally ill to avoid the death penalty if convicted by a jury: Life in prison with no chance of parole.

It's how Lindsay Clancy should be treated, imo, but Massachusetts doesn't have the same sentencing.

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 17, 2026 06:39 PM (NFX2v)

48 BREAKING NEWS: Chancellor Friedrich Merz wants to massively restrict social media and says: "Don't anyone come to me with free speech!" We must "still be able to protect citizens from false information."

Ja! Jawohl!!!

Posted by: Zombie Josef Goebbels at September 17, 2026 06:39 PM (guGkK)

49 They turned Piddington into a newt . . . sanctuary!
Will it get better?

It would be the height of sublime absurdity if the UK got Wars of the Three Kingdoms Two: Separatist Boogaloo.
But with Wales, it would be Four Kingdoms!
Yes, and with d'Artagnan, there were Four Musketeers. New Math!
Well . . .
Old Math!

Monroe Doctrine-Canada against the EU would mean we are treating Canada like a Banana Republic.
Not only is that better than they deserve, but they do not grow bananas there!

Posted by: Sam at September 17, 2026 06:39 PM (7jMef)

50 Throw the bum out if he is against MAGA

Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2026 06:39 PM (Ia/+0)

51 The pic of Canada looking at Europe is hilarious. Thanks Ace!

Posted by: fd at September 17, 2026 06:39 PM (MWfyi)

52 FREEEEEEEEEEDOMMMMMMM!!!!
Posted by: William Wallace at September 17, 2026 06:35 PM (guGkK)


They will just go join the EU, and dream of being important like Charles Edward Stewart who died of the Pox in Italy.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2026 06:39 PM (rbvCR)

53
And then turn England back into the Heptarchy.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba


Rule by lizards?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 17, 2026 06:39 PM (Cqx++)

54 I wonder how Scotland, Ireland, and Wales would do without England. Maybe they would wake up from the insanity of importing third-world savages and become a set of real countries again? They could offer Moslem-free tourism (and would be inundated by Britons, no doubt).

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 17, 2026 06:39 PM (wzUl9)

55 Wonder if'n King Chucky will be the last King...
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 17, 2026 06:38 PM (mP0Kj)


It's no bed of roses, lemme tell ya.

Posted by: Emperor Pu Yi at September 17, 2026 06:40 PM (guGkK)

56 I clicked on the Darrell Harris bit and donated what I could. But I don't know what a SOLE PROPRIETORSHIP is.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 17, 2026 06:40 PM (CHHv1)

57 My grandfather left Scotland when he was 25 for a reason.

Posted by: polynikes at September 17, 2026 06:40 PM (KC5Lt)

58 I wonder if Herr Mertz is familiar with the year 1848?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2026 06:41 PM (ZOv7s)

59 No Bill of Rights? no foreign aid... period.

Exactly not. The Anti-Federalists tried to warn you. The Bill of Rights has been proven to be EXACTLY how the Fed has put its nose under the State Tent.

It was called out, back in the day.

Posted by: How Long Will This Last at September 17, 2026 06:41 PM (3GnTI)

60 Who is the King of Canada?

Canada is already being ruled by the EU.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 06:41 PM (viF8m)

61 Monroe Doctrine-Canada against the EU would mean we are treating Canada like a Banana Republic.
Not only is that better than they deserve, but they do not grow bananas there!
Posted by: Sam at September 17, 2026 06:39 PM (7jMef)
=======

That reminds me ... Alberta splitting off from Canada would be like Panama splitting off of Colombia.

Posted by: mrp at September 17, 2026 06:41 PM (rj6Yv)

62 Reptillians.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 06:41 PM (2OBCo)

63 As a finance scheme it was pretty successful, for at least the first 5 or so years.

Yeah looting people works pretty well until the money runs out. Which makes sense, since that's how socialism always works just in fast forward.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2026 06:42 PM (K32Fz)

64 My grandfather left Scotland when he was 25 for a reason.
Posted by: polynikes at September 17, 2026 06:40 PM (KC5Lt)


Bagpipes?

His bare legs got cold in the winter?

Haggis?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 17, 2026 06:42 PM (guGkK)

65
Can't wait until Mercia, Wessex and Northumbria are also clamoring for independence.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 06:42 PM (eRlcH)

66 22 The chancellor of Germany says free speech is just a kooky American idea that he doesn't share:


Germany returning to form, but calling it "anti fascist"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2026 06:32 PM (K32Fz)

___________________________________

Merz appears to have really poor political instincts. His party just had their Liederhosen covered posteriors handed to them in Saxony-Anhalt. Berlin is coming up on Sept. 20th. He would have done better to not say anything, but what he said about free speech is enough to push a fence sitter.

The media is in full triage state pushing the narrative that AfD only wants to unite with Russia, returning migrants is ethnic cleansing, and somehow the Nazi's where far right and just like AfD. Current polls show that AfD is set to make significant increases in Berlin. I guess Merz sees his career disipation light blinking. Merz was the chair of the Blackrock supervisory council for Germany at one time. His demise would be cause to celebrate.

Posted by: Orson at September 17, 2026 06:42 PM (dIske)

67 Chancellor Friedrich Merz wants to massively restrict social media and says: "Don't anyone come to me with free speech!" We must "still be able to protect citizens from ( what we determine is) false information."

Posted by: polynikes at September 17, 2026 06:42 PM (KC5Lt)

68 Monroe Doctrine-Canada against the EU would mean we are treating Canada like a Banana Republic.
Not only is that better than they deserve, but they do not grow bananas there!
Posted by: Sam at September 17, 2026 06:39 PM (7jMef)


The Parti Citron du Canada was a Quebec political party whose platform was to:
Restructure Canada's economy to be centered on lemon production
Support global warming (so lemons can be grown in Canada)
Abolish Toronto (to "capitalize on the prejudices of voters outside the city")
Repeal the law of gravity (to avoid lemons being bruised when falling from trees)
Merge the Great Lakes (so that water is provided to more land, some of which could potentially be lemon farms)

Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2026 06:42 PM (rbvCR)

69 The only restriction on free speech that I support is shooting any asshole in the face if they ever say that people should not have freedom of speech.

Without freedom of speech, you are a slave.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 17, 2026 06:43 PM (VUfCb)

70 46 I’ve said repeatedly but I’ve never forgiven Canada for giving aid and comfort to US draft dodgers and deserters.

A country we protected under our military umbrella.
Posted by: polynikes at September 17, 2026 06:39 PM (KC5Lt)

Funny bit of history... the ONLY Canadian troops to serve in Viet Nam, was 250 Soldiers there to oversee the 1973 Cease Fire...

The one the North broke and took over the South.

Yeah... sooooo effective.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 17, 2026 06:43 PM (mP0Kj)

71
Serves the poofter Limeys right, after they spent all that time and effort sticking their noses into our elections. Fuck 'em.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 17, 2026 06:43 PM (y9nCu)

72 I wonder how Scotland, Ireland, and Wales would do without England. Maybe they would wake up from the insanity of importing third-world savages and become a set of real countries again? They could offer Moslem-free tourism (and would be inundated by Britons, no doubt).
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 17, 2026 06:39 PM (wzUl9)
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Whitehall is the one forcing migrants on them. The locals hate them. It was a deliberate strategy of population replacement overall, but also diluting the native population with dependent migrants.

With the Establishment Uniparty wanting ever more migrants, secession - the credible threat of it - gives them some leverage.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2026 06:43 PM (ZOv7s)

73 Ha ha! Krista Perez is blitzed. Five cars? Take away her license.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 17, 2026 06:44 PM (5C90x)

74 This may be a good way to block a data center. Just sprinkle a few endangered Seven Toed Salamanders around the site and call the press.

Posted by: fd at September 17, 2026 06:44 PM (MWfyi)

75 Nuke the unborn baby whales for Jesus!

Posted by: My favorite bumper sticker at September 17, 2026 06:45 PM (2Ez/1)

76 Who is the asshole Republican Senator who wrote a letter to the NHL because one of the star Russian players was seen in an ad for Putin’s political party.

Posted by: polynikes at September 17, 2026 06:45 PM (KC5Lt)

77 69 The only restriction on free speech that I support is shooting any asshole in the face if they ever say that people should not have freedom of speech.

Without freedom of speech, you are a slave.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 17, 2026 06:43 PM (VUfCb)

And without the Right to own guns? You won't keep your freedom of speech for long...

Examples? England.. Australia...

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 17, 2026 06:45 PM (mP0Kj)

78 Meanwhile, EU leader and Bond villain Ursula Von Leyden

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Exactly !

Posted by: runner at September 17, 2026 06:45 PM (AKptf)

79 53
And then turn England back into the Heptarchy.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba

Rule by lizards?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 17, 2026 06:39 PM (Cqx++)
Throw 'em in the cage with the deathnewts.

Posted by: Eromero at September 17, 2026 06:45 PM (LHPAg)

80
I wonder how Scotland, Ireland, and Wales would do without England. Maybe they would wake up from the insanity of importing third-world savages and become a set of real countries again?

___________

They would be the Celtic version of the Balkans. And that's no compliment at all.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 06:45 PM (eRlcH)

81 What can I tell you? Fred has always had his head up his ass.

Posted by: Ethel Mertz at September 17, 2026 06:45 PM (guGkK)

82 Out west you could use endangered scorpions.

Posted by: fd at September 17, 2026 06:45 PM (MWfyi)

83 Dear Chancellor Metz, here's a kooky American Free speech idea ... BLOW ME,
Sincerely, an American

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 17, 2026 06:46 PM (oUMhY)

84 Canadians are letting the government slaughter depressed people wholesale and not doing shit.

Fuck em.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 17, 2026 06:46 PM (zZu0s)

85 72 I wonder how Scotland, Ireland, and Wales would do without England.

______________________________

All I know is that the #1 baby name in Glasgow last year was Mohammad.

Posted by: Orson at September 17, 2026 06:46 PM (dIske)

86 I’ve said repeatedly but I’ve never forgiven Canada for giving aid and comfort to US draft dodgers and deserters.

A country we protected under our military umbrella.
Posted by: polynikes at September 17, 2026 06:39 PM (KC5Lt)


On myth constantly pushed is that the UK and Canada have always been our most steadfast allies.

I reckon its been swallowed by the fact that ... well ... both countries used to be White and spoke English.

The history of both, prior to the Cold War, was totally different. And will be again. Neither is our natural ally.

Posted by: How Long Will This Last at September 17, 2026 06:46 PM (3GnTI)

87 You know who else was chancellor of Germany?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 17, 2026 06:47 PM (guGkK)

88 Fred Mertz was a competent landlord, but as German Chancellor he is a bust.

Posted by: 623 E. 68th St. at September 17, 2026 06:47 PM (Fn+3X)

89 Meanwhile, EU leader and Bond villain Ursula Von Leyden

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Exactly !
Posted by: runner at September 17, 2026 06:45 PM (AKptf)
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Some Bond villain. She bent the knee to DJT at his golf resort in Scotland.

Posted by: mrp at September 17, 2026 06:47 PM (rj6Yv)

90
Fred has always had his head up his ass.
Posted by: Ethel Mertz at September 17, 2026 06:45 PM (guGkK)

_________

William Frawley and Vivian Vance hated each other's guts.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 06:47 PM (eRlcH)

91 46 I’ve said repeatedly but I’ve never forgiven Canada for giving aid and comfort to US draft dodgers and deserters.

A country we protected under our military umbrella.
Posted by: polynikes at September 17, 2026 06:39 PM (KC5Lt)

47 For her plotting

The husbands and companions of the AWFLs and the primary No kings sign holders.

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 17, 2026 06:47 PM (NFX2v)

92 They would be the Celtic version of the Balkans. And that's no compliment at all.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 06:45 PM (eRlcH)
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How? They're all geographically separated. It's not like Wales is going to build a fleet to attack Ireland.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2026 06:47 PM (ZOv7s)

93 70 46 I’ve said repeatedly but I’ve never forgiven Canada for giving aid and comfort to US draft dodgers and deserters.

A country we protected under our military umbrella.
Posted by: polynikes at September 17, 2026 06:39 PM (KC5Lt)

Funny bit of history... the ONLY Canadian troops to serve in Viet Nam, was 250 Soldiers there to oversee the 1973 Cease Fire...

The one the North broke and took over the South.

Yeah... sooooo effective.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 17, 2026 06:43 PM (mP0Kj)
I believe there were some badass Aussies and New Zealanders there.

Posted by: Eromero at September 17, 2026 06:48 PM (LHPAg)

94 You know who else was chancellor of Germany?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 17, 2026 06:47 PM (guGkK)

Otto von Bismarck!

Posted by: runner at September 17, 2026 06:48 PM (AKptf)

95 Canada also let the CCP Army do cold weather training within its borders. Fucking lunatics run the country.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 06:48 PM (NGvkg)

96 On myth constantly pushed is that the UK and Canada have always been our most steadfast allies.

Posted by: How Long Will This Last at September 17, 2026 06:46 PM (3GnTI)
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Okay, who were the most steadfast allies?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2026 06:49 PM (ZOv7s)

97 And without the Right to own guns? You won't keep your freedom of speech for long...

Examples? England.. Australia...

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 17, 2026 06:45 PM (mP0Kj)


Hence the argument by the Anti-Federalists. Writing ten rules on a piece of paper wouldn't do shit. And ceding power to a central government, just because rules were written on a piece of paper, was foolish.

As you see now. They wrote the 2A ... well, second. Yet its not treated the same as the rest. The Anti-Federalists always had it right.

Posted by: How Long Will This Last at September 17, 2026 06:49 PM (3GnTI)

98
How? They're all geographically separated. It's not like Wales is going to build a fleet to attack Ireland.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2026 06:47 PM (ZOv7s)

__________

Basically sitting in a pile of their own midden bitching about their grudges. Crowing about their glorious history of being losers.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 06:49 PM (eRlcH)

99 You know who else was chancellor of Germany?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 17, 2026 06:47 PM (guGkK)

Sexy beast Angela Merkel.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 06:49 PM (NGvkg)

100 Wal, gettin' to be time to slop the feline hogs. Jethro! Bring the dang fish bucket!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 17, 2026 06:50 PM (wzUl9)

101 Helmut Kohl.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 17, 2026 06:50 PM (zZu0s)

102 As you see now. They wrote the 2A ... well, second. Yet its not treated the same as the rest. The Anti-Federalists always had it right.
Posted by: How Long Will This Last


What was their plan to protect them?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 17, 2026 06:50 PM (HeG1i)

103 Cananda breaking ties with the US is like the sister in law who freeloads in your house for decades leaving to go live in a trailer with a meth addict because he doesn't hassle her about partying at 3am on a weeknight.

It is a bad choice driven by a country that does not know a good thing and deserves to learn a very hard lesson.

What happens in EU to industries like energy, ag, and timber? they shut them down. Do they think Germany will let them compete on auto? do they think EU will let them compete on dairy? NO -- they will be expected to ship LNG cheap, and accept migrants. Lots of migrants.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 17, 2026 06:50 PM (VUfCb)

104 On myth constantly pushed is that the UK and Canada have always been our most steadfast allies.
Posted by: How Long Will This Last at September 17, 2026 06:46 PM (3GnTI)
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Okay, who were the most steadfast allies?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2026 06:49 PM (ZOv7s)


Spoiler Alert ... nobody. Nobody cared about us prior to WW II. And everyone either hated or resented us after.

Posted by: How Long Will This Last at September 17, 2026 06:50 PM (3GnTI)

105 What is the German word for leader?

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 06:50 PM (2OBCo)

106 I find the Menendez brothers less evil than Lindsay Clancy.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2026 06:51 PM (2GVsD)

107 A country we protected under our military umbrella.
Posted by: polynikes at September 17, 2026 06:39 PM (KC5Lt)

They've enjoyed our penumbra. Now they can taste our emanations.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2026 06:51 PM (dK+Kv)

108
Sexy beast Angela Merkel.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 06:49 PM (NGvkg)

____________

East Germany's revenge

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 06:51 PM (eRlcH)

109 Spoiler Alert ... nobody. Nobody cared about us prior to WW II. And everyone either hated or resented us after.
Posted by: How Long Will This Last at September 17, 2026 06:50 PM (3GnTI)
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Oh, it's you. Never mind. God bless and I hope you find some happiness in your life.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2026 06:51 PM (ZOv7s)

110 Scotland is a large welfare state. They weren't real big on Brexit ,so I'm sure they they would be good servants to the EU

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 17, 2026 06:51 PM (oUMhY)

111 It's not like Wales is going to build a fleet to attack Ireland.It's not like Wales is going to build a fleet to attack Ireland.

"I mean, not right away"
--LLoyd David

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2026 06:51 PM (K32Fz)

112 Who is the Imam of Canada? England? France?

Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2026 06:51 PM (Ia/+0)

113 Helmut Kohl.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 17, 2026


***
Which sounds like a new fashion headgear sold at a store in many a strip mall in America.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 17, 2026 06:51 PM (wzUl9)

114
Maybe Fascism will work this time.
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 06:33 PM (2OBCo)

As a finance scheme it was pretty successful, for at least the first 5 or so years.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2026 06:37 PM (rbvCR)




As long as all your neighbors are a bunch of pussies who don't maintain a decent military to deter you when you "finance" your economy by invading and enslaving said neighbors. But eventually you run into someone who's even more evil and bloodthirsty than you are, and they curbstomp your whole culture.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 17, 2026 06:52 PM (y9nCu)

115 Okay, who were the most steadfast allies?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2026 06:49 PM (ZOv7s)


I heard good things about Peruvia...

Posted by: runner at September 17, 2026 06:52 PM (AKptf)

116 I find the Menendez brothers less evil than Lindsay Clancy.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2026 06:51 PM (2GVsD)

I don't think I want to play Warhammer with any of them.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 17, 2026 06:52 PM (zZu0s)

117 My paternal grandfather served in the Canadian Armed Forces. I think he was an immigrant from England before moving to the States. He died while his wife was pregnant with my father. I never got the full story and now everyone is gone who can tell me.

Posted by: polynikes at September 17, 2026 06:52 PM (KC5Lt)

118 BTW

Guy in Florida named Klayman has sued Hassan Piker for $150 million.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2026 06:52 PM (2GVsD)

119 It was Norway and the Red, White, and Blue that beat the Germans.

Posted by: Lars From Oslo at September 17, 2026 06:52 PM (Fn+3X)

120 Countries don't have friends or allies.

They have alliances of convenience that are valid only as long as it is mutually beneficial.

The concept of longterm allies is dumb. Every country should have their own priorities based on the needs and goals of its people.

That's why globalists hate us and nationalism. Trump has told them all to fuck off, we will do what's best for America.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 06:52 PM (viF8m)

121 Scotland is a large welfare state. They weren't real big on Brexit ,so I'm sure they they would be good servants to the EU
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 17, 2026 06:51 PM (oUMhY)
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Will the ancient alliance between Scotland and France be restored?

Posted by: mrp at September 17, 2026 06:52 PM (rj6Yv)

122 As you see now. They wrote the 2A ... well, second. Yet its not treated the same as the rest. The Anti-Federalists always had it right.
Posted by: How Long Will This Last

What was their plan to protect them?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 17, 2026 06:50 PM (HeG1i)


To keep States divided against each other. Assuming the States that loved their guns the most would stand the best chance of keeping them.

And to certainly not cede their rights to nine judges in a room, and a network of other appointed judges as well.

Posted by: How Long Will This Last at September 17, 2026 06:52 PM (3GnTI)

123 96 On myth constantly pushed is that the UK and Canada have always been our most steadfast allies.

Posted by: How Long Will This Last at September 17, 2026 06:46 PM (3GnTI)
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Okay, who were the most steadfast allies?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2026 06:49 PM (ZOv7s)
____________________

Allies are always cyclical. Sort of like neckties. There was a short time before and during WW2 when China was a decent ally. Nowadays, I think we can depend more on Japan and some of the South American countries.

Posted by: Orson at September 17, 2026 06:52 PM (dIske)

124
On myth constantly pushed is that the UK and Canada have always been our most steadfast allies.

Special relationship.

https://t.ly/Xi6vK

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 17, 2026 06:52 PM (Cqx++)

125 What was their plan to protect them?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 17, 2026 06:50 PM (HeG1i)
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Forget it, it's the angry black-pill guy.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2026 06:52 PM (ZOv7s)

126 Newts out rank Illegals?
Never heard of newts voting, have you?

Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2026 06:53 PM (Ia/+0)

127 Okay, who were the most steadfast allies?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2026 06:49 PM (ZOv7s)

Texas?

Posted by: polynikes at September 17, 2026 06:53 PM (KC5Lt)

128 Thankfully Lindsay Clancy can't play Twister.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2026 06:53 PM (2GVsD)

129 What is the German word for leader?
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026


***
Trust us. You don't want to know.
( -- Austria, Poland, Romania, France, Norway, et al.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 17, 2026 06:53 PM (wzUl9)

130 I ask where are all the welfare and benefit checks printed in Scotland, Wales, and Northern Ireland?

London. Older there will never voted to leave Britain

Posted by: Jonah at September 17, 2026 06:53 PM (gwrBY)

131 I find the Menendez brothers less evil than Lindsay Clancy.

They had very just reasons to be very unhappy with their parents just not murder them. The Clancy witch? No justification whatsoever.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2026 06:53 PM (K32Fz)

132 That's why globalists hate us and nationalism. Trump has told them all to fuck off, we will do what's best for America.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 06:52 PM (viF8m)


*smiles*

And after all this, we agree. That, and The Jerry Garcia Band.

You should give The Amazing Rhythm Aces a try.

Posted by: How Long Will This Last at September 17, 2026 06:54 PM (3GnTI)

133 The illegals will now self-identify as newts.

Sir Belvedere will continue to look non-plussed.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2026 06:54 PM (2GVsD)

134 110. Glove just saw ur post, And echoed. Sorry. spot on

Posted by: Jonah at September 17, 2026 06:54 PM (gwrBY)

135 Queen Elizabeth lost the empire and her son might lose the United Kingdom, what a disaster of a family.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2026 06:55 PM (K32Fz)

136 Allies are always cyclical. Sort of like neckties. There was a short time before and during WW2 when China was a decent ally. Nowadays, I think we can depend more on Japan and some of the South American countries.
Posted by: Orson at September 17, 2026 06:52 PM (dIske)
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We got along very well with Canada until Trudeau the elder. He was the asshole who changed their flag, used terrorism to subvert Quebec and farmed his wife out to Fidel. Literal cuck.

There was a Heritage Canada trying to restore that relationship (Mulroney, Harper) but between mass immigration and a national psychosis regarding the US, they have been overwhelmed.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2026 06:55 PM (ZOv7s)

137 Oil revenue in the black Sea also

Posted by: Jonah at September 17, 2026 06:55 PM (gwrBY)

138 East Germany's revenge
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

They got it.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 06:55 PM (NGvkg)

139 Hes not wrong about minimizing federal power, making the populace not have to fear it, and also assuming human nature would do a lot of work in keeping the states competing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 17, 2026 06:55 PM (zZu0s)

140 Whitehall is the one forcing migrants on them. The locals hate them. It was a deliberate strategy of population replacement overall, but also diluting the native population with dependent migrants.

With the Establishment Uniparty wanting ever more migrants, secession - the credible threat of it - gives them some leverage.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed

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Scotland and Wales were always way more left than England. The UK has had open borders because of their votes.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 17, 2026 06:55 PM (VUfCb)

141 68 The Parti Citron du Canada

lemon party of canada? sounds sketchy. and damp.

Posted by: anachronda at September 17, 2026 06:56 PM (v3pYe)

142 @41. The US Bill of Rights makes it clear your rights are inherent and cannot be abridged.

Not so fast says leftist judges all over the country.

Posted by: Case at September 17, 2026 06:56 PM (xJpuh)

143 118 BTW

Guy in Florida named Klayman has sued Hassan Piker for $150 million.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2026 06:52 PM

Is that a lot?

Posted by: I gotta ask at September 17, 2026 06:56 PM (2Ez/1)

144 Science Club Corner.

The New Yorker
@NewYorker
Pregnancy tests draw a misleading, somewhat arbitrary, binary between a state of being pregnant and not being pregnant. You can be kind of pregnant, a little bit pregnant, or almost pregnant, or maybe pregnant, and still test positive for pregnancy.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 17, 2026 06:56 PM (ndZc7)

145 "Pound for pound as far as the number of deaths, yes,"

Pound for pound?

Does this retard even know what that phrase means?

Posted by: Community Notes at September 17, 2026 06:56 PM (9Hs2w)

146 Citron or Citroen?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2026 06:56 PM (2GVsD)

147 BTW, if 623 E. 68th Street was a real address, it would be smack-dab in the middle of the East River.

Posted by: Mrs. Trumbull and Betty Ramsey at September 17, 2026 06:57 PM (Fn+3X)

148 I hope Bernie got his Zyklon B retail.

Bernie Sanders
@BernieSanders
In the United States of America, billionaire stadium owners should not be able to silence artists because they speak out on political issues.
Today it is the genocide in Gaza. What's next?
If they can silence one artist, they can silence anyone.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 17, 2026 06:57 PM (ndZc7)

149 El-Sayed Forced To Debate Empty Podium After Republican Dodges

How much do debates even matter? Feels like everyone just votes for their team regardless.

Is this the new Republican strategy? I feel like it is happening all over. They determined debating actual hurts them instead of using Fox News and Ads to do the heavy lifting.

CroleyForCongress (gray checkmark!) I'm in a similar situation in Tennessee on the congressional level, my Republican opponent refuses to debate me. If he's not willing to defend his own beliefs how could we trust him to defend our beliefs?

Cowards.

Trump would have lost if he did a 2nd debate with Kamala. Republicans have learned when they open their mouth in a place they’re held accountable people realize they’re scum

You could take the rotten corpse of a monkey and slap it in a suit and name it Rapey McBabystarver, have another live monkey use that corpse like a marionette, and the Republican base would support it 100% without question as long as it has that (R).

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 17, 2026 06:57 PM (xDw5z)

150 Is that a lot?

50 times the value of Hassan Piker's California mansion.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2026 06:57 PM (2GVsD)

151 BTW

Guy in Florida named Klayman has sued Hassan Piker for $150 million.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2026 06:52 PM

Is that a lot?
Posted by: I gotta ask at September 17, 2026 06:56 PM (2Ez/1)

Not quite power ball money.

Posted by: polynikes at September 17, 2026 06:57 PM (KC5Lt)

152 "EU leader and Bond villain Ursula Von Leyden has offered Canada an "associate membership" in the EU, which means that they get no advantages at all but get to be ruled over by Ursula and her 400 MEP besties, which is the same deal all actual EU members get."

Odds on Canada would get to compete in the Eurovision song contest. That's more than nothing, am I right?

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My president has convictions. at September 17, 2026 06:57 PM (fbleX)

153 Nations don't have friends. They have interests.

Posted by: K Street 101 at September 17, 2026 06:57 PM (2Ez/1)

154
How? They're all geographically separated. It's not like Wales is going to build a fleet to attack Ireland.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2026 06:47 PM (ZOv7s)



"Boat" has two vowels. Kind of hard to build a fleet of boats when you don't have any vowels to build with.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 17, 2026 06:57 PM (y9nCu)

155 For those who care, Part VI of What if China Invaded Taiwan is now live. This installment examines if China's weapons even work, and that while planners have to assume it will, that's a pretty shaky assumption. Now playing at ahlloyd.com

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2026 06:57 PM (ZOv7s)

156
Canada spends more effort in trying to be not-America that they've never developed what it is to be Canada. Pathetic.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 06:58 PM (eRlcH)

157 @41. The US Bill of Rights makes it clear your rights are inherent and cannot be abridged.

Wave that piece of paper, while a Federal Judge commands Law Enforcement to instruct you that your rights are what they say. Not what you say.

That was the argument of the Anti-Federalists. They were correct. They were proven correct almost from the start.

Posted by: How Long Will This Last at September 17, 2026 06:58 PM (3GnTI)

158 Science Club Corner./i]

Yeah, yeah that was... special. One of the oldest and most conclusive binary examples in history is pregnancy, and they want to put it on a continuum.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2026 06:58 PM (K32Fz)

159 "The chancellor of Germany says free speech is just a kooky American idea that he doesn't share:

“Please don’t come to me with free speech... That is at most a libertarian political understanding from parts of the USA that I personally do not share."

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the head of the German CENTER-RIGHT party.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 17, 2026 06:59 PM (0CU3H)

160 There was a Heritage Canada trying to restore that relationship (Mulroney, Harper) but between mass immigration and a national psychosis regarding the US, they have been overwhelmed.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2026 06:55 PM (ZOv7s)
_______________________

I was having that discussion on a Canadian blog (SmallDeadAnimals)...and the realization was that the conservatives in Canada have no leader. Poilievre pretends to be one, but he is incredibly LAZY. He's whine about something every chance he gets on the media, but NEVER has an alternative or outlines why something is a bad idea. He's a media whore plain and simple. The people of Canada have no movement or potential leader to get behind. I've never seen such apathy.

Posted by: Orson at September 17, 2026 06:59 PM (dIske)

161 "Boat" has two vowels. Kind of hard to build a fleet of boats when you don't have any vowels to build with.

"Ffyc! Foiled again!"
--Lloyd David

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2026 06:59 PM (K32Fz)

162 75 Nuke the unborn baby whales for Jesus!
Posted by: My favorite bumper sticker at September 17, 2026 06:45 PM (2Ez/1)

Don't be silly. It's not nearly as good as Nuke the Unborn Gay Whales.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 17, 2026 06:59 PM (Ntshk)

163 Ursula van der Leyden really did a bang-up job as Germany's defense minister.

Due to ineptitude and cost overruns, the Bundesmarine's next generation warship got cancelled. Only costing billions to cancel it. And the program was started with Ursula in charge.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2026 07:00 PM (2GVsD)

164 >>>Please don't come to me with free speech... That is at most a libertarian political understanding from parts of the USA that I personally do not share.

How do you feel about ass-kickings? Because we go more where that came from.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2026 06:35 PM (dK+Kv)

When Vance went and announced the dangerous direction the EU and UK were heading with freedom of speech and religion everyone was shocked he said that their record was not spotless. Now Germany is saying that basic rights are worthless in just about a year.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 17, 2026 07:00 PM (uhVAy)

165 Nations don't have friends. They have interests.
Posted by: K Street 101 at September 17, 2026 06:57 PM (2Ez/1)
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I mean that is the essence of the Realist school. If an alliance is no longer in the national interest, it must be broken. It's funny how many diplomats claim to be Realists but actually aren't. A true Realist would do what Trump is doing, maximizing national interest and reviewing alliances to see if they still provide any benefits.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2026 07:00 PM (ZOv7s)

166 “Please don’t come to me with free speech... That is at most a libertarian political understanding from parts of the USA that I personally do not share."

He'll make one Hell of a moderator.

Posted by: How Long Will This Last at September 17, 2026 07:00 PM (3GnTI)

167 What does "associate membership" mean?

The executive bathroom?
Free coffee in the break room?
A parking space?

Posted by: Can you skip the ads? at September 17, 2026 07:00 PM (2Ez/1)

168 155 For those who care, Part VI of What if China Invaded Taiwan is now live.

you know who else had six parts?

Posted by: leonard at September 17, 2026 07:00 PM (v3pYe)

169 El-Sayed Forced To Debate Empty Podium After Republican Dodges

The have 2 officially scheduled debates in October, this was just a stunt created by a TV station.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2026 07:00 PM (K32Fz)

170 Associate membership in the EU gets you cardboard membership and a blow-up doll of Ursula.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2026 07:01 PM (2GVsD)

171 The people of Canada have no movement or potential leader to get behind. I've never seen such apathy.

Posted by: Orson at September 17, 2026 06:59 PM (dIske)


Because they are the people of Canada. A wet rope never attracts a fire-brand to push it.

Posted by: How Long Will This Last at September 17, 2026 07:02 PM (3GnTI)

172
The executive bathroom?
Free coffee in the break room?
A parking space?
Posted by: Can you skip the ads? at September 17, 2026 07:00 PM (2Ez/1)

_________

Sit at the little kids table and get told to finish your peas or there's no dessert.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 07:02 PM (eRlcH)

173 All this strife, worldwide, could have been averted, had we elected Hillary.

Posted by: davidt at September 17, 2026 07:02 PM (Q+gd/)

174 I hope Bernie got his Zyklon B retail.

Bernie Sanders
@BernieSanders
In the United States of America, billionaire stadium owners should not be able to silence artists because they speak out on political issues.
Today it is the genocide in Gaza. What's next?
If they can silence one artist, they can silence anyone.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 17, 2026 06:57 PM (ndZc7)

What a retard. Don't like it? Don't go to the sportsball events or play sportsball for the owner.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2026 07:02 PM (dK+Kv)

175 El-Sayed Forced To Debate Empty Podium After Republican Dodges

The have 2 officially scheduled debates in October, this was just a stunt created by a TV station.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2026 07:00 PM (K32Fz)
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He deleted 100 videos off of his youtube before running, and rumor is Rogers has all of them and will be releasing them steadily. The guy is imploding.

The debate moderator was a partisan hack. It was set up to be an ambush. Oh, and good luck getting anyone to watch an infomercial, which likely runs afoul of Equal Time.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2026 07:03 PM (ZOv7s)

176 they swearsies that that plan has been abandoned and they would never!

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It's like Invasion of the Body Snatchers. Just don't go to sleep or you'll wake up and the pod people'll be there.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 17, 2026 07:03 PM (ndZc7)

177 The Ricardos paid Fred and Ethel $125 a month. They had a 99-year lease that Fred tore up when they moved to Connecticut.

Posted by: Lucy-Desi Comedy Hour at September 17, 2026 07:03 PM (Fn+3X)

178 118 BTW

Guy in Florida named Klayman has sued Hassan Piker for $150 million.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2026 06:52 PM (2GVsD)

___________________________

If it's Larry Klayman, I really won't know who to root for. Larry Klayman used to be at Judicial Watch. He was all in on annoying the Clintons, but it didn't amount to much. I met him at an Innaugural Ball for "W" and he was a DICK.

Posted by: Orson at September 17, 2026 07:03 PM (dIske)

179 As long as all your neighbors are a bunch of pussies who don't maintain a decent military to deter you when you "finance" your economy by invading and enslaving said neighbors. But eventually you run into someone who's even more evil and bloodthirsty than you are, and they curbstomp your whole culture.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 17, 2026 06:52 PM (y9nCu)


To begin with they reset the economy and financial system after the hyperinflation and rebuilt a completely shattered country in record time. In part it was a rejection and default on the WWI demands, and in part it was a rebuilding of the banking and credit systems backed by the state, in partnership with the state, and managed between the various producers by like some massive nationwide guild system.

If they had let it go there, then they would have been remembered as geniuses, greater than Keynes, Samuelson and Nordhaus who all viewed the Soviet planned economy as the ideal basis for an industrial economy.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2026 07:03 PM (rbvCR)

180 170 Associate membership in the EU gets you cardboard membership and a blow-up doll of Ursula.
Posted by: Anna Puma

So...better than AoS HQ membership status then...

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 17, 2026 07:03 PM (xDw5z)

181 Nuke the unborn baby whales for Jesus!
Posted by: My favorite bumper sticker at September 17, 2026 06:45 PM (2Ez/1)

And get the Priest as well.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2026 07:04 PM (dK+Kv)

182 Associate membership in the EU gets you cardboard membership and a blow-up doll of Ursula.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2026 07:01 PM (2GVsD)
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Andress? There my be some takers for that.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2026 07:04 PM (ZOv7s)

183 Trump would have lost if he did a 2nd debate with Kamala. Republicans have learned when they open their mouth in a place they’re held accountable people realize they’re scum

You could take the rotten corpse of a monkey and slap it in a suit and name it Rapey McBabystarver, have another live monkey use that corpse like a marionette, and the Republican base would support it 100% without question as long as it has that (R).
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 17, 2026 06:57 PM (xDw5z)

Those two made me LOL. Can you imagine the 2nd debate with Kamaladingdong? There's not enough dressing in the world for that volume of word salad.

And the rape stuff? Aren't these idiots the ones who put forward a rapist with a Nazi tattoo?

The projection is astounding.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 17, 2026 07:04 PM (Ntshk)

184 Bernie Sanders
In the United States of America, billionaire stadium owners should not be able to silence artists because they speak out on political issues. Today it is the genocide in Gaza. What's next?
If they can silence one artist, they can silence anyone.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 17, 2026 06:57 PM (ndZc7)

What a retard. Don't like it? Don't go to the sportsball events or play sportsball for the owner.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2026 07:02 PM


Its like Covid never happened for some of you.

Posted by: How Long Will This Last at September 17, 2026 07:05 PM (3GnTI)

185 Orson

Root for discovery and injuries.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2026 07:05 PM (2GVsD)

186 Brennan seems a tad perturbed. Is it October yet?

https://tinyurl.com/4f766hb8

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 07:05 PM (viF8m)

187 173 All this strife, worldwide, could have been averted, had we elected Hillary.
Posted by: davidt at September 17, 2026 07:02 PM

Pfffffttt!

Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff at September 17, 2026 07:05 PM (2Ez/1)

188 180 170 Associate membership in the EU gets you cardboard membership and a blow-up doll of Ursula.
Posted by: Anna Puma

So...better than AoS HQ membership status then...
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 17, 2026 07:03 PM (xDw5z)

Gosh, you didn't get dental? I thought we all got dental.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 17, 2026 07:05 PM (Ntshk)

189 Ossifer, I live literally right over there. I'm just tryin' to get home. I only had two drinks, and I'm just finna get out the car.

Posted by: Rum Dum On Wheels at September 17, 2026 07:05 PM (Fn+3X)

190 The syndicate running Canada does not have it's peoples best interests at heart.

The EU? Really.... Really Canada?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 17, 2026 07:06 PM (XV/Pl)

191 You wish for Ursula Andress
Settle for the animated Ursula.
You will get Ursula van der Leyden

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2026 07:06 PM (2GVsD)

192 The people of Canada have no movement or potential leader to get behind. I've never seen such apathy.

They did, but when Trump joke about Canada being the 51st state they went bonkers and ran around screaming and bouncing off walls

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2026 07:06 PM (K32Fz)

193 >>>What does "associate membership" mean?

You've heard of assistant pissboy, before, haven't you?

It is the assistant to the assistant of the assistant pissboy.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2026 07:06 PM (dK+Kv)

194 185 Orson

Root for discovery and injuries.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2026 07:05 PM (2GVsD)

______________________

Heh....Holy crap, I looked it up. It IS Larry Klayman. I can't believe he's still alive. He's got to be late 80's by now.

Posted by: Orson at September 17, 2026 07:07 PM (dIske)

195 The rat bastards are turning against the US en mass to push the DSA rat bastards here into office so the USAID & other bleed the US dry programs return AND they can dump more of their problem 'residents' here, too.





Posted by: L - No nic... at September 17, 2026 07:07 PM (NFX2v)

196 The syndicate running Canada does not have it's peoples best interests at heart.

I see you've spent very little time among the rank and file of Canada.

Its not a syndicate. Your average Canadian sees "Fuck America" as their best interests.

Posted by: How Long Will This Last at September 17, 2026 07:07 PM (3GnTI)

197 Citron or Citroen?
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2026 06:56 PM (2GVsD)


A Citroen party would be pretty silly.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2026 07:08 PM (rbvCR)

198 180 170 Associate membership in the EU gets you cardboard membership and a blow-up doll of Ursula.
Posted by: Anna Puma

So...better than AoS HQ membership status then...
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 17, 2026 07:03 PM (xDw5z)
__________________________

We have one rule here on AOS HQ memberships. Don't give any restroom tokens to Graham Platner.

Posted by: Orson at September 17, 2026 07:09 PM (dIske)

199 Its like Covid never happened for some of you.
Posted by: How Long Will This Last at September 17, 2026 07:05 PM (3GnTI)

What does that even mean?

Posted by: polynikes at September 17, 2026 07:09 PM (KC5Lt)

200 A Citroen party would be pretty silly.

And quite intimate.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2026 07:09 PM (2GVsD)

201 That's a lot of trouble to go through to be a piss boy.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 07:09 PM (NGvkg)

202 Heh....Holy crap, I looked it up. It IS Larry Klayman. I can't believe he's still alive. He's got to be late 80's by now.
Posted by: Orson at September 17, 2026 07:07 PM (dIske)

So, two assholes locked in legal combat. Can they both lose?

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 17, 2026 07:10 PM (Ntshk)

203 We have one rule here on AOS HQ memberships. Don't give any restroom tokens to Graham Platner.
Posted by: Orson at September 17, 2026 07:09 PM (dIske)

I bet he wishes he could give back his 15 minutes of fame.

Posted by: polynikes at September 17, 2026 07:10 PM (KC5Lt)

204 What Canada really wants is massive trade imbalance with the USA. They need that 80B coming in every year.

How do they think partnering with the EU (which wants the same) will help?

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 17, 2026 07:10 PM (VUfCb)

205 You wish for Ursula Andress
Settle for the animated Ursula.
You will get Ursula van der Leyden
Posted by: Anna Puma

https://tinyurl.com/43dpmz4j
Is that better or worse than live action Melissa McCarthy as Ursula the Sea Witch?

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 17, 2026 07:11 PM (xDw5z)

206 Its like Covid never happened for some of you.
Posted by: How Long Will This Last at September 17, 2026 07:05 PM (3GnTI)

What does that even mean?
Posted by: polynikes at September 17, 2026 07:09 PM (KC5Lt)


It means that this ...

What a retard. Don't like it? Don't go to the sportsball events or play sportsball for the owner.

Is that same dumb shit of "companies have rights". Assuming they are just pure entities pursuing profit.

It ignores the actions during the entirety of Covid. That companies are active actors in politics. And use your employment as a lever to bend you to their will. And will actively act against you, en masse, in a coordinated effort.

Its the same stubborn Junior Achievement view of economics that just makes no sense. Now more than ever.

Posted by: How Long Will This Last at September 17, 2026 07:12 PM (3GnTI)

207 What does that even mean?
Posted by: polynikes at September 17, 2026 07:09 PM (KC5Lt)


Probably just hoping for a response.
Criticize his grammar, he loves that.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2026 07:12 PM (rbvCR)

208 So, two assholes locked in legal combat. Can they both lose?
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 17, 2026 07:10 PM (Ntshk)

What's wrong with Klayman?

Posted by: polynikes at September 17, 2026 07:13 PM (KC5Lt)

209 What Canada really wants is massive trade imbalance with the USA. They need that 80B coming in every year.

How do they think partnering with the EU (which wants the same) will help?
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 17, 2026 07:10 PM (VUfCb)
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Mark Carney doesn't care. He has all his assets in the US. He's fleecing Canada because he's a soulless globalist. He's literally proposing to let foreigners buy all their airports (China, anyone?). He has zero interest in making Canada better, just lining his own pockets and pissing off Trump.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2026 07:13 PM (ZOv7s)

210 200 There was a French TV series featuring a Citroen. The Dukes of Burgundy. Freres Bo and Luke bombed around in a souped up 2cv with a tricolor painted on the sunroof.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 17, 2026 07:13 PM (gm9Sb)

211 Its like Covid never happened for some of you.
Posted by: How Long Will This Last at September 17, 2026 07:05 PM (3GnTI)

What does that even mean?

Posted by: polynikes at September 17, 2026 07:09 PM (KC5Lt)

I was worried that I might be the only one.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2026 07:13 PM (dK+Kv)

212
That's a lot of trouble to go through to be a piss boy.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 07:09 PM (NGvkg)

__________

That's just the start. Then it's Apprentice Pissboy, Journeyman Pissboy and Master Pissboy.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 07:13 PM (eRlcH)

213 Probably just hoping for a response.
Criticize his grammar, he loves that.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2026 07:12 PM (rbvCR)
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Don't waste the effort. It's not worth it.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2026 07:13 PM (ZOv7s)

214 As I posted yesterday, during WWII a German noted that being allied with Austria -Hungary was like being shackled to a corpse. If Canada wants to throw in with the EU, goodbye and good luck, you'll need it

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 17, 2026 07:14 PM (oUMhY)

215 Don't give any restroom tokens to Graham Platner.

"Is he related to Eric Clapner?"
--Joycelyn Elders

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2026 07:14 PM (K32Fz)

216 Don't waste the effort. It's not worth it.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2026 07:13 PM (ZOv7s)


I am sorry I was a prick the other day, by the way.
I don't have an excuse, just the apology.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2026 07:15 PM (rbvCR)

217 There was a French TV series featuring a Citroen. The Dukes of Burgundy. Freres Bo and Luke bombed around in a souped up 2cv with a tricolor painted on the sunroof.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 17, 2026 07:13 PM (gm9Sb)
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They'd race through vinyards and jump scenic creeks with their iconic "Mon Deiiiiuuuuu!" cry.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2026 07:15 PM (ZOv7s)

218 What's wrong with Klayman?
Posted by: polynikes at September 17, 2026 07:13 PM (KC5Lt)

"If it's Larry Klayman, I really won't know who to root for. Larry Klayman used to be at Judicial Watch. He was all in on annoying the Clintons, but it didn't amount to much. I met him at an Innaugural Ball for "W" and he was a DICK.
Posted by: Orson at September 17, 2026 07:03 PM (dIske)"

This.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 17, 2026 07:15 PM (Ntshk)

219 How is the oyster farm?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 07:15 PM (RIvkX)

220 >>>Its like Covid never happened for some of you.
Posted by: How Long Will This Last at September 17, 2026 07:05 PM (3GnTI)

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Excuse me? I’ll have you know when I have labs taken tomorrow I will be definitely be blaming the increase in my liver enzymes on the Remdesivir I was administered 5 years ago. Not the double IPA's.

Posted by: Turn 2 at September 17, 2026 07:15 PM (QFchU)

221 So here ... Flounder.

You don't like having to take a shot ? Don't shop here. Or anywhere else. Get your groceries wherever. Its freedom of association for the corporation. Get with it. We have rights.

Don't like giving up every bit of your personal information. Well, bank elsewhere. Except every bank in your radius all meet on Friday and the demand in coordinated.

Get it now ?

Posted by: How Long Will This Last at September 17, 2026 07:15 PM (3GnTI)

222 I present to you the head of the German CENTER-RIGHT party.
Posted by: Darrell Harris

You are obviously using a different dialect of English.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at September 17, 2026 07:15 PM (Fv808)

223 I am sorry I was a prick the other day, by the way.
I don't have an excuse, just the apology.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2026 07:15 PM (rbvCR)
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Were you? I didn't notice. I mean, this is the Horde. We're all pricks to a certain extent. But I appreciate the apology.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2026 07:16 PM (ZOv7s)

224 Can't tell if Mr. Angry is a sportsball fan or a Bernie fan.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2026 07:16 PM (dK+Kv)

225 We have one rule here on AOS HQ memberships. Don't give any restroom tokens to Graham Platner.
Posted by: Orson at September 17, 2026 07:09 PM (dIske)

Fuck you, buddy! The alternative is worse!!!

"I still have to jerk off every time I sit in a portashitter….that blue water smell conditioned me.” Graham Platner, March 2017, posting on r/Military under the username "P-Hustle".

Posted by: Porta Pots at September 17, 2026 07:16 PM (xDw5z)

226 Canada is betting rather heavily, right alongside Iran, their moves will result in a Democrat majority Congress that will slow down the will of the American people, as expressed through Trump. Their combined goal, led by Democrats and expressed rather loudly by them, is to dismantle the American Republic and undermine it with sharia law, communism, and progressive liberalism.

I suppose you can be upset with the price of gas and the fact Trump finally had the courage to destroy an enemy who has been killing Americans without any retribution for many years, including some of my friends. But it’s somewhat of a curious, vexing decision to elect people knowing nothing they have will change that, and it will in fact make the country worse.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 17, 2026 07:16 PM (XD+PD)

227 Get it now ?

Posted by: How Long Will This Last at September 17, 2026 07:15 PM (3GnTI)

Seems like an impotent rant.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2026 07:17 PM (dK+Kv)

228 Freres Bo and Luke bombed around in a souped up 2cv with a tricolor painted on the sunroof.

Except they were Beau And Luc, and instead of makig amazing jumps, they just drove the 2CV off the jump and it fell.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2026 07:17 PM (K32Fz)

229 That's just the start. Then it's Apprentice Pissboy, Journeyman Pissboy and Master Pissboy.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 07:13 PM (eRlcH)

In my experience, boys don't need any training to piss whenever and wherever they want to. Once they discover the directional spout, it's game on.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 17, 2026 07:17 PM (Ntshk)

230
Send some gunboats to Quebec City, Montreal, Toronto and Vancouver and lob a few rounds into those iceback hellholes.

Just to let them know who has got their 'nads in a vise.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Deport! Deport! Deport! at September 17, 2026 07:17 PM (ixS3i)

231 204 What Canada really wants is massive trade imbalance with the USA. They need that 80B coming in every year.

How do they think partnering with the EU (which wants the same) will help?
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 17, 2026 07:10 PM (VUfCb)
____________________________

The big thing with Canada that the media stays away from is what their "industry" has become, and WHY it is important that we not continue with the status quo. Canada has a tiny industrial base. What they do have is moving to the US. That leaves "Asssembling Plants." China and a few other countries send parts to Canada, which puts products together (assembles)....then they plaster the "Made in Canada" sticker on it even though the vast majority is Chinese crap. It's how China was circumventing tariffs and competing unfairly.

Now, Canada has nothing to fall back on, so they try to make it up in tariffs and unfair labor practices (like dumping milk) to control prices. The abuse tariff quotas on a bunch of different industries (dairy, lumber etc.). We're doing a reset, and they have no negotiating leverage.

Posted by: Orson at September 17, 2026 07:18 PM (dIske)

232 But it’s somewhat of a curious, vexing decision to elect people knowing nothing they have will change that, and it will in fact make the country worse.

People don't vote using logic. The vast majority don't do using logic.

Posted by: How Long Will This Last at September 17, 2026 07:18 PM (3GnTI)

233 Little Ricky is 75 years old.

Posted by: Mrs. Trumbull Passed in 1966, Age 91 at September 17, 2026 07:19 PM (Fn+3X)

234 Get it now ?
Posted by: How Long Will This Last at September 17, 2026 07:15 PM (3GnTI)

Sweetie, we all get it. With whom, exactly, are you so angry?

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 17, 2026 07:19 PM (Ntshk)

235 Posted by: tcn in AK at September 17, 2026 07:15 PM (Ntshk

He wasn't just at Judicial Watch, he was a founder.
And how many attorneys do you know who aren't dicks at one time or another? Admittedly I don't know what he's been doing past 15 years but what he set up has done good work.

Posted by: polynikes at September 17, 2026 07:19 PM (KC5Lt)

236 Trump would have lost if he did a 2nd debate with Kamala.

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Yeah, boy! Once the flying monkeys flew out of her butt it would've been all over.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 17, 2026 07:20 PM (ndZc7)

237 I suppose you can be upset with the price of gas and the fact Trump finally had the courage to destroy an enemy who has been killing Americans without any retribution for many years, including some of my friends. But it’s somewhat of a curious, vexing decision to elect people knowing nothing they have will change that, and it will in fact make the country worse.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 17, 2026 07:16 PM (XD+PD)
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People don't vote the "generic ballot," they vote for candidates, and the Dems have picked some crazy ones.

Right now the media is trying to blackpill the base, and amplifying the Massieholes of the world. Ignore it. The Dems are in panic mode.

Trump did the USPS thing when he did, to make it an election issue and show that even tracking THE MAIL is a problem for them. He set out piles of rakes and they are walking into every single one.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2026 07:20 PM (ZOv7s)

238 230
Send some gunboats to Quebec City, Montreal, Toronto and Vancouver and lob a few rounds into those iceback hellholes.

Just to let them know who has got their 'nads in a vise.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Deport! Deport! Deport! at September 17, 2026 07:17 PM (ixS3i)
________________________

No need. By dropping the TPS on Haitians, we lobbed more than a few face chomping Haitians on Montreal. Which by the way is where they are all headed due to the French speaking up there.

Posted by: Orson at September 17, 2026 07:20 PM (dIske)

239 >>>He now says that while what he said was right, people with names like "Hasan" and "Abdul" (the Senate candidate who he's palling around with) aren't allowed to utter such truths.


Your terms are acceptable.

Posted by: Max Power at September 17, 2026 07:20 PM (SwyyQ)

240 Sweetie, we all get it. With whom, exactly, are you so angry?
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 17, 2026 07:19 PM (Ntshk)
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The answer is God. Really big mad.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2026 07:20 PM (ZOv7s)

241 >@BernieSanders
In the United States of America, billionaire stadium owners should not be able to silence artists because they speak out on political issues.
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Their house, their rules.

why doesn't this old basterd just die already

Posted by: Don Black at September 17, 2026 07:21 PM (ZxPkt)

242 Not getting if Iran is getting put it place why gas ids still high.
Other than inflation

Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2026 07:21 PM (Ia/+0)

243 >> Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2026 07:15 PM (rbvCR)

“ Now instead, you ought to forgive and comfort him, so that he will not be overwhelmed by excessive sorrow.”

2 Corinthians 2:7

Posted by: Marcus T at September 17, 2026 07:21 PM (XD+PD)

244 On myth constantly pushed is that the UK and Canada have always been our most steadfast allies.

Special relationship.

https://t.ly/Xi6vK
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 17, 2026 06:52 PM (Cqx++)

Probably until the era of Trudeau II Canada's leaders were sane enough to realize the true relative powers, openly confronting the US was madness. Similarly for the UK .

Posted by: Oldcat at September 17, 2026 07:21 PM (uhVAy)

245 Admittedly I don't know what he's been doing past 15 years but what he set up has done good work.
Posted by: polynikes at September 17, 2026 07:19 PM (KC5Lt)

I took Orson's info at face value. Sorry if that offends.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 17, 2026 07:21 PM (Ntshk)

246 He wasn't just at Judicial Watch, he was a founder.
And how many attorneys do you know who aren't dicks at one time or another? Admittedly I don't know what he's been doing past 15 years but what he set up has done good work.
Posted by: polynikes at September 17, 2026 07:19 PM (KC5Lt)

______________________________

He's a total self-absorbed asshole who was less interested in sticking it to the Clintons than he was getting his mug on television. I stand by that.

Posted by: Orson at September 17, 2026 07:22 PM (dIske)

247 Sweetie, we all get it. With whom, exactly, are you so angry?

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 17, 2026 07:19 PM (Ntshk)


It varies day to day. Right now ? The folks that don't remember "if you don't like the rules, shop somewhere else" when it wasn't that long ago that NONE OF US could shop anywhere without stepping through all the hoops of a very coordinated commercial response.

As I said ... its like some here just don't remember Covid. They live in the Junior Achievement version of Economics they were taught in school. Which isn't how things work at all.

Posted by: How Long Will This Last at September 17, 2026 07:22 PM (3GnTI)

248 "In the United States of America, billionaire stadium owners should not be able to silence artists because they speak out on political issues."

I hear that in the voice of the Blue Aardvark.

Posted by: fd at September 17, 2026 07:22 PM (MWfyi)

249 Over 5 million Citroen 2CV's were built worldwide. Someone must like them.

Posted by: Froggy Transport at September 17, 2026 07:22 PM (Fn+3X)

250
I bet he wishes he could give back his 15 minutes of fame.
Posted by: polynikes


L'il Tottie has not spoken to him in weeks. Sad!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Deport! Deport! Deport! at September 17, 2026 07:22 PM (ixS3i)

251 240 Sweetie, we all get it. With whom, exactly, are you so angry?
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 17, 2026 07:19 PM (Ntshk)
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The answer is God. Really big mad.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2026 07:20 PM (ZOv7s)

Well, then, bless his pointed little head.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 17, 2026 07:22 PM (Ntshk)

252 239 >>>He now says that while what he said was right, people with names like "Hasan" and "Abdul" (the Senate candidate who he's palling around with) aren't allowed to utter such truths.

Your terms are acceptable.
Posted by: Max Power

Hold on! Let's not be too hasty here....can we add Muhammed and Omar to the list at least?

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 17, 2026 07:23 PM (xDw5z)

253 228 Freres Bo and Luke bombed around in a souped up 2cv with a tricolor painted on the sunroof.

Except they were Beau And Luc, and instead of makig amazing jumps, they just drove the 2CV off the jump and it fell.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2026 07:17 PM (K32Fz)

Boss Porc watches them toodle by and shouts out "I chase no one today! I'm on le strike!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 17, 2026 07:23 PM (aKiSo)

254 Well, then, bless his pointed little head.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 17, 2026 07:22 PM (Ntshk)
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Yes. Of course, God loves him, and is patiently waiting for him.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2026 07:23 PM (ZOv7s)

255 "In Europe, your rights are a gift from the government, which makes it clear it can take them away when it wants to. The US Bill of Rights makes it clear your rights are inherent and cannot be abridged." Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

YES. And that is why USA is truly a blessed place, and fully under attack by the globalists and all other nations that want control of their "subjects".

Not sure what other "democracies" come close to the USA on individual rights, and the basics of our Declaration of Independence. Yet we have our own DeepState (since at least post WW2 when our CIA brought in European totalitarians to help them run our world). It's a study I'd be interested in reading, if done by a True American Patriot with broad historical competence.

But that is our ongoing struggle, and why we read Ace, and a few others.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 17, 2026 07:24 PM (vbXSk)

256 Which isn't how things work at all.
Posted by: How Long Will This Last at September 17, 2026 07:22 PM (3GnTI)

I'm sure we are all very pleased to have you here as the expert on all things economic and political.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 17, 2026 07:24 PM (Ntshk)

257 Their house, their rules.

why doesn't this old basterd just die already

Posted by: Don Black at September 17, 2026 07:21 PM (ZxPkt)

As a group, sportsball players are the most empowered people capable of defending their right against the evil machinations of the man. If it is that important to them - no restrictions on their political speech in the workplace that reflects upon the team, and thus, the owner's profitability - they are well-empowered to get such conditions added to their CBA.

I just can't get worked up over it to Bernie's commie agitprop.

And, no, I did not get the jab.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2026 07:24 PM (dK+Kv)

258 "NONE OF US could shop anywhere without stepping through all the hoops of a very coordinated commercial response."

That is not true. I never wore a mask in Kroger. I was never even confronted about it. Now the UPS Store, that was a different story.

Posted by: fd at September 17, 2026 07:24 PM (MWfyi)

259 249 BiL, while stationed in Germany took off with a couple other guys for a short road trip in one's car. The trip was very short after the German cops pulled them over for having a 2CV on the Autobahn.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 17, 2026 07:24 PM (gm9Sb)

260 As I posted yesterday, during WWII a German noted that being allied with Austria -Hungary was like being shackled to a corpse. If Canada wants to throw in with the EU, goodbye and good luck, you'll need it
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 17, 2026 07:14 PM (oUMhY)

In this case more like being shackled to a vampire. The EU will loot what it can, and forbid Canada to do anything France and Germany don't like them to do.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 17, 2026 07:25 PM (uhVAy)

261 >> >@BernieSanders
In the United States of America, billionaire stadium owners should not be able to silence artists because they speak out on political issues.

Nobody is being silenced you imbecile.

Robert Kraft, who not only owns the Patriots but also the stadium, is a huge supporter of Israel which you should not know because not only are you technically Jewish you also, technically, live in Vermont.

If you think he was going to give a platform to a raging anti-semite to spew his lie you are even dumber than I thought and that is one low bar.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 07:25 PM (viF8m)

262 I had to order a Gadsen Flag, my Bobby Lee license plates are now illegal.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 07:25 PM (2OBCo)

263
Tell me that she blew chunks in the back of that squad car.

Lie if you must.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Deport! Deport! Deport! at September 17, 2026 07:25 PM (ixS3i)

264 Boss Porc watches them toodle by and shouts out "I chase no one today! I'm on le strike!"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 17, 2026 07:23 PM (aKiSo)
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He summons the head of the local Gendarmarie, Ross d'Porcartraine, who dutifully mounts his motorbike with his faithful poodle, Flashe, and promptly hits a bollard.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2026 07:25 PM (ZOv7s)

265 249 Over 5 million Citroen 2CV's were built worldwide. Someone must like them.
Posted by: Froggy Transport

Size Production doesn't matter, baby! People love me even more!!!

Posted by: 100,000 Ford F-150 Lightnings Produced at September 17, 2026 07:26 PM (xDw5z)

266 Yo Bernie, Macklemore can say anything he wants . He has no right to to say it in Kraft's building

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 17, 2026 07:26 PM (oUMhY)

267 In the United States of America, billionaire stadium owners should not be able to silence artists because they speak out on political issues."

What if someone wanted to host a klan rally in the stadium?

Posted by: polynikes at September 17, 2026 07:26 PM (KC5Lt)

268 >Which isn't how things work at all.
Posted by: How Long Will This Last at September 17, 2026 07:22 PM (3GnTI)

I'm sure we are all very pleased to have you here as the expert on all things economic and political.

Posted by: tcn in AK
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I can tell by his prose style that he is one smart motherfucker!

Posted by: Don Black at September 17, 2026 07:26 PM (ZxPkt)

269 I had not heretofore appreciated the newt.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 17, 2026 07:26 PM (ndZc7)

270 What happens in EU to industries like energy, ag, and timber? they shut them down. Do they think Germany will let them compete on auto? do they think EU will let them compete on dairy? NO -- they will be expected to ship LNG cheap, and accept migrants. Lots of migrants.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 17, 2026 06:50 PM (VUfCb)

All their pipelines go into the US.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 17, 2026 07:26 PM (uhVAy)

271 >> Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2026 07:20 PM (ZOv7s)

On 9-11 if I’m around, I usually go to a school and talk with kids about my experiences that day. After this years visit one of the children’s siblings went on social media to say what a terrible thing that was, it shouldn’t be permitted and trying to coyly say I should have died that day.

Now imagine what it takes to be that ignorant and callous. Me? I’ll shrug it off. I’ve lost count of the number of people who wished I was dead. There’s a globe of them, and they might even have a fan club.

Anyway, that’s the level of ignorance and vitriol we’re up against and why people make pathos decisions at the ballot that will ultimately make their lives worse.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 17, 2026 07:27 PM (XD+PD)

272 That is not true. I never wore a mask in Kroger. I was never even confronted about it. Now the UPS Store, that was a different story.
Posted by: fd at September 17, 2026 07:24 PM (MWfyi)
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Forget it, Jake, it's Blackpilltown.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2026 07:27 PM (ZOv7s)

273 Tell me that she blew chunks in the back of that squad car.

Lie if you must.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot

I don't know who Chunks is, or why he's in the back of a squad car, but I'll blow whoever I need to get the Dem nomination in 2028. (Cackle)

Posted by: Kamala Harris at September 17, 2026 07:27 PM (xDw5z)

274
In this case more like being shackled to a vampire. The EU will loot what it can, and forbid Canada to do anything France and Germany don't like them to do.
Posted by: Oldcat


Jeebus, the Ur-Frogs in Quebec would become even more insufferable.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Deport! Deport! Deport! at September 17, 2026 07:27 PM (ixS3i)

275 Does anybody remember laughter?

Posted by: runner at September 17, 2026 07:27 PM (AKptf)

276 Somebody needs to demand to go speak in one of Bernie's houses.

Posted by: fd at September 17, 2026 07:27 PM (MWfyi)

277 I'm sure we are all very pleased to have you here as the expert on all things economic and political.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 17, 2026 07:24 PM (Ntshk)


The opposite. These things are just so obvious that everyone should see them. Everyone that is willing to look. I'm smart in my field. But we're talking day to day on the street believe your own eyes stuff.

I'm no smarter than anyone in that. Yet I saw what I saw.

And now I see this, same as always. Lloyd is going all "I love Jesus" now because that's what he does when he gets called on dumb statements.

You know why I'm a "troll" ? Because I just don't buy into the ideology. I see what works and what don't. Anyone can. Its not a talent as much as a will.

Posted by: How Long Will This Last at September 17, 2026 07:27 PM (3GnTI)

278 As I said ... its like some here just don't remember Covid. They live in the Junior Achievement version of Economics they were taught in school. Which isn't how things work at all.

Posted by: How Long Will This Last at September 17, 2026 07:22 PM (3GnTI)

Speaking of a Junior Achievement version of Economics, if you didn't like your COVID tyranny, you should have moved to a free area.

We had some attempts at that here, but by and large, people scoffed at such attempts.

We as adults protested along side student walkouts that were against prolonging the stupid school mandates, and we homeschool (had no skin in that game). So get off your self-righteous high horse over a bunch of commie agit prop about empowered, whiny sportsball players.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2026 07:28 PM (dK+Kv)

279 I have seen on twitter, the response to the tariff issue in Can. is that they claim -- "Yeah, we have punishingly high tariffs above a tiny quota allowed at a lower rate, but no one pays them!"

So 300% on dairy if you ship more than the quota, but no one pays it so it doesn't count.
$0 dollars collected!

They really can't be that stupid, can they?

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 17, 2026 07:28 PM (VUfCb)

280 oh shit

Wednesday in Queens that will install 17 Throne Labs units across all five boroughs to address the city's restroom shortage.

Company co-founder and COO Jessica Heinzelman explained that users get 10 minutes before escalating warnings culminate in the door automatically opening.

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 07:29 PM (/+uur)

281 In this case more like being shackled to a vampire. The EU will loot what it can, and forbid Canada to do anything France and Germany don't like them to do.
Posted by: Oldcat

Jeebus, the Ur-Frogs in Quebec would become even more insufferable.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Deport! Deport! Deport! at September 17, 2026 07:27 PM (ixS3i)

I'm not sure...with the Quebecois be pissed when France treats them as non-French, like Cajuns?

Posted by: Oldcat at September 17, 2026 07:29 PM (uhVAy)

282
I'm sure we are all very pleased to have you here as the expert on all things economic and political.

Posted by: tcn in AK


When did we issue a notice that we were hiring such?

This place used to have high standards.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Deport! Deport! Deport! at September 17, 2026 07:29 PM (ixS3i)

283 Tell me that she blew chunks in the back of that squad car.

There's a reason they have no carpets in a cop car

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2026 07:29 PM (K32Fz)

284 That Canada /EU meme is so good I'm relinking this from this morning.

https://tinyurl.com/54wra6h9

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 17, 2026 07:29 PM (ndZc7)

285 Canada as part of the EU would open the flood gates to the invaders of NA.

War with Canada is on the table.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 17, 2026 07:30 PM (NnhvP)

286 269 I had not heretofore appreciated the newt.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 17, 2026 07:26 PM (ndZc7)

"I got better."

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 17, 2026 07:30 PM (Ntshk)

287 So 300% on dairy if you ship more than the quota, but no one pays it so it doesn't count.
$0 dollars collected!

They really can't be that stupid, can they?
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 17, 2026 07:28 PM (VUfCb)

The punishment for poaching the lord of the manor's deer is immediate death.

But it doesn't matter, because no one poaches the lord's deer.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 17, 2026 07:30 PM (aKiSo)

288
This place used to have high standards.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Deport! Deport! Deport! at September 17, 2026 07:29 PM (ixS3i)

__________

*hacks loogie on sidewalk*
*scratches*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 07:30 PM (eRlcH)

289 During COVID our Northern Virginia cousins showed up at a big wedding toward Lynchburg and no one was masked except them.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 07:30 PM (2OBCo)

290 About a quarter of 2CV production was the little transport van. It served well in lots of 3rd world places like Africa, India, S. America. They more than earned their keep.

Posted by: Truckin' at September 17, 2026 07:30 PM (Fn+3X)

291 >@BernieSanders
In the United States of America, billionaire stadium owners should not be able to silence artists because they speak out on political issues.


----
Bernie thinks BERNIE should decide who can say what, and where

Posted by: Don Black at September 17, 2026 07:31 PM (ZxPkt)

292 Wednesday in Queens that will install 17 Throne Labs units across all five boroughs to address the city's restroom shortage.

Company co-founder and COO Jessica Heinzelman explained that users get 10 minutes before escalating warnings culminate in the door automatically opening.

===


somebody needs to hack the system and make it 10 seconds!

Posted by: runner at September 17, 2026 07:31 PM (AKptf)

293 You know why I'm a "troll" ?

Posted by: How Long Will This Last at September 17, 2026 07:27 PM (3GnTI)

The trolling part is kind of a giveaway, if we're being blunt.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2026 07:31 PM (dK+Kv)

294 The squirrels are eating the not ready pecans from our trees. That's the signal for me to start my Fall diet of candy corn and peanut butter.

Posted by: fd at September 17, 2026 07:31 PM (MWfyi)

295
That village need only install a dog run completely around whatever facility is intended to be forked over to the MooSlims to put an end to that resettlement idea.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Deport! Deport! Deport! at September 17, 2026 07:31 PM (ixS3i)

296 I have seen on twitter, the response to the tariff issue in Can. is that they claim -- "Yeah, we have punishingly high tariffs above a tiny quota allowed at a lower rate, but no one pays them!"

So 300% on dairy if you ship more than the quota, but no one pays it so it doesn't count.
$0 dollars collected!

They really can't be that stupid, can they?
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 17, 2026 07:28 PM (VUfCb)

A quota is even more despicable than a tariff, trade wise. A tariff lets you sell at least, even if you have to be more efficient than local competitors.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 17, 2026 07:31 PM (uhVAy)

297
219 How is the oyster farm?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 07:15 PM

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It's fine. As fake and gay as ever.

Maybe you were concerned that it would be left to rot after its utility as a political prop was gone, but it has a reason to continue its existence. Its tiny, one-seafood-restaurant-supplying existence.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 17, 2026 07:31 PM (VWtfl)

298 When did we issue a notice that we were hiring such?

This place used to have high standards.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Deport! Deport! Deport! at September 17, 2026 07:29 PM (ixS3i)

I'm pretty sure he doesn't get dental, either.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 17, 2026 07:31 PM (Ntshk)

299 They really can't be that stupid, can they?
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 17, 2026 07:28 PM (VUfCb)
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Yes. Yes, they can.

Elbows up!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2026 07:31 PM (ZOv7s)

300 Monroe Doctrine-Canada against the EU would mean we are treating Canada like a Banana Republic.
Not only is that better than they deserve, but they do not grow bananas there!
Posted by: Sam


Banana Republic > Poutine Republic

Posted by: mikeski at September 17, 2026 07:32 PM (VHUov)

301 295
That village need only install a dog run completely around whatever facility is intended to be forked over to the MooSlims to put an end to that resettlement idea.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Deport! Deport! Deport! at September 17, 2026 07:31 PM (ixS3i)

"Tell Hormel I got a tasty little tax break here for them...."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 17, 2026 07:32 PM (aKiSo)

302 That village need only install a dog run completely around whatever facility is intended to be forked over to the MooSlims to put an end to that resettlement idea.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Deport! Deport! Deport! at September 17, 2026 07:31 PM (ixS3i)

There's plenty of dogs roaming the streets in Muslimtown.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 17, 2026 07:32 PM (uhVAy)

303 Le CAFE IS OPEN FOR BUSINESS NOOD

Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2026 07:32 PM (Ia/+0)

304 275 Does anybody remember laughter?
Posted by: runner

I just mentioned Kamala cackling up above! She laughs enough for three people, which doesn't make up for have the IQ of one-third of a person. We're straying dangerously close to math, and 3/5ths compromise, territory here...

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 17, 2026 07:32 PM (xDw5z)

305 This reminds me of Desert Storm now. Just so happens I was in during Desert Storm.

After it was over ? Everybody volunteered. Except everybody that volunteered, for real, got put somewhere. Mostly back-filling in the empty posts.

I didn't volunteer.

My point ? Now, so many brave souls that said "Fuck No" during Covid. Its bullshit. Its like Meal Team Six never rolled out.

Complete bullshit.

Posted by: How Long Will This Last at September 17, 2026 07:32 PM (3GnTI)

306 All their pipelines go into the US.
Posted by: Oldcat

---------

sure, for now. The EU folk seem really pissed about buying LNG from USA. It costs more than the Russian stuff. They think the US somehow fought Nordstream and planned the war to sell them LNG.

I think that they think they will get cheap LNG from the canadians in time.

Not sure why whey need to, as they have plenty in Europe if they just drilled and fracked.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 17, 2026 07:32 PM (VUfCb)

307 I can take a dump and shoot up in less than 10 minutes.

Posted by: Rockin' The Throne Lab at September 17, 2026 07:33 PM (Fn+3X)

308 291 >@BernieSanders
In the United States of America, billionaire stadium owners should not be able to silence artists because they speak out on political issues.


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Bernie thinks BERNIE should decide who can say what, and where
Posted by: Don Black at September 17, 2026 07:31 PM (ZxPkt)

If only a billionaire could silence Bernie. But it seems nobody can.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 17, 2026 07:33 PM (Ntshk)

309 Wednesday in Queens that will install 17 Throne Labs units across all five boroughs to address the city's restroom shortage.

Company co-founder and COO Jessica Heinzelman explained that users get 10 minutes before escalating warnings culminate in the door automatically opening.

And you thought drug use was bad in Starbucks bathrooms. Wait until you get a load of this.

Posted by: polynikes at September 17, 2026 07:33 PM (KC5Lt)

310 307 I can take a dump and shoot up in less than 10 minutes.
Posted by: Rockin' The Throne Lab at September 17, 2026 07:33 PM (Fn+3X)

But how about the sex? Once you shoot up, it could be months....

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 17, 2026 07:34 PM (Ntshk)

311 My neighbors must be cooking a kettle of dogshit.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 07:34 PM (2OBCo)

312 The only hassle I had during Covid was at an Indian Casino. Tribal cop told me to leave, I told him I had breathing issues with the mask, and he said leave anyway. I got mouthy with him, told him some day he could be a real cop and shoot somebody with his Glock. Lucky I didn't wind up shackled and manacled in a sweat lodge.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 17, 2026 07:34 PM (gm9Sb)

313 The trolling part is kind of a giveaway, if we're being blunt.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2026 07:31 PM (dK+Kv)
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Well, there's a reason why he has to keep changing his name.

I feel really bad that he goes to this much trouble to get some sort of engagement. I mean he could try to be...human? Honest? Not a jackass?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2026 07:34 PM (ZOv7s)

314 Over 5 million Citroen 2CV's were built worldwide. Someone must like them.
Posted by: Froggy Transport at September 17, 2026 07:22 PM (Fn+3X)


But are they worth a party?
No. No, they are not.

I might throw a party for a Renault 4. 8 million of those built, world wide.
They have those cool sliding windows too.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2026 07:34 PM (rbvCR)

315 Canada has timber, oil, and some wheat/canola type ag stuff. How they went so far left/commie ... hard to say. I bought a sawmill and wood chipper from Woodland Mills up there ... the "rural" people are probably like the rural people down here.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 17, 2026 07:37 PM (vbXSk)

316 I feel really bad that he goes to this much trouble to get some sort of engagement. I mean he could try to be...human? Honest? Not a jackass?

I am the most brutally honest dude you'll ever meet. And that's the point.

I wonder about y'all. There was a time I wanted to do one of these meet and greets. Back when Jim was Sunk New Dawn was around.

But I just can't imagine the "let's all just hug and agree" vibe now.

Its not "engagement". Some of you, and you are one, just invariably piss me off with your purposeful naive turned up to 11.

Posted by: How Long Will This Last at September 17, 2026 07:38 PM (3GnTI)

317 Jeffrey Laurie was supposed to have signed on too. Let's see how the protests in Philly shift things.

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 17, 2026 07:38 PM (NFX2v)

318 I might throw a party for a Renault 4. 8 million of those built, world wide.
They have those cool sliding windows too.
Posted by: Kindltot

Your party is haram!!!!!

Posted by: Toyota Hilux with rear-Mounted DShK at September 17, 2026 07:38 PM (xDw5z)

319 sure, for now. The EU folk seem really pissed about buying LNG from USA. It costs more than the Russian stuff. They think the US somehow fought Nordstream and planned the war to sell them LNG.

I think that they think they will get cheap LNG from the canadians in time.

Not sure why whey need to, as they have plenty in Europe if they just drilled and fracked.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 17, 2026 07:32 PM (VUfCb)

I don't think they do any planning on that level at all, if they did they would not have urged on a war with their only source of cheap energy.

And I don't think canada will be a cheap source of LNG regardless since the same transport across the ocean would be needed as US LNG, PLUS they'd have to build new pipelines over thousands of miles. The EU aren't builders of anything.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 17, 2026 07:39 PM (uhVAy)

320 They think the US somehow fought Nordstream and planned the war to sell them LNG.

I'm pretty sure we DID blow up that well-head that sent Russian LNG to Europe.

Posted by: How Long Will This Last at September 17, 2026 07:39 PM (3GnTI)

321
This place used to have high standards.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot:


We're coming into voting time.. the trolls come out of the rotten wood every time.

They do seem to lack a bit of IQ though.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 17, 2026 07:42 PM (NnhvP)

322 Canada has timber, oil, and some wheat/canola type ag stuff. How they went so far left/commie ... hard to say. I bought a sawmill and wood chipper from Woodland Mills up there ... the "rural" people are probably like the rural people down here.
Posted by: illiniwek at September 17, 2026 07:37 PM (vbXSk)

All the parts with timber and oil are subject nations to the core population in the Ottawa-Toronto axis. Don't even have much against general Canadians.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 17, 2026 07:42 PM (uhVAy)

323 They think the US somehow fought Nordstream and planned the war to sell them LNG.

I'm pretty sure we DID blow up that well-head that sent Russian LNG to Europe.
Posted by: How Long Will This Last at September 17, 2026 07:39 PM (3GnTI)

Biden did. Of course the EU agreed to it to 'get' Russia somehow.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 17, 2026 07:44 PM (uhVAy)

324 >>>You know why I'm a "troll" ?

Because you are trying to hit everyone's pain points that you imagine exist because you are judging everyone by your limited experience.
you do not believe due to your own approach in everything you do that people can honestly be faithful, caring, economically literate, or understanding of other people's pain.

You go after what you imagine to be cynical hypocrisy to make other people squirm for your own amusement, like some sadistic child impaling cutworms on blackberry thorns.

Am I close?

Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2026 07:44 PM (rbvCR)

325 Am I close?
Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2026 07:44 PM (rbvCR)

I was thinking the 'living under a bridge until the cute billy goats came out" was the clue.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 17, 2026 07:45 PM (uhVAy)

326 Am I close?

Slick ... if somebody keeps saying 2 + 2 = 5 ? Do you pat their ass and say "good try" ?

I didn't do that with my kids.

But this is where it is now. I just hurt your feelings. You people are the opposite side of the coin from the people you hate now. Truly.

Its been a Hell of a thing to watch.

Posted by: How Long Will This Last at September 17, 2026 07:47 PM (3GnTI)

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