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"Rogue" Juror Speaks, Plus Fresh-Baked Quick Hits

The holdout juror spoke to a YouTuber. The tweet containing video excerpts is below the fold. Here's some of what he said.

The stuff in the beginning consists of defenses against the smears the left has brought against him. If you're not following that, or you just don't care, skip to the bolded material.

Sarah Fields
@SarahisCensored

🚨HUGE BREAKING UPDATE - 🚨The holdout juror broke his silence by speaking with an INDEPENDENT JOURNALIST, Fugitive TV Podcast, this evening! 👏👏👏 HERE IS A FULL DETAILED WRITE-UP.

The holdout juror is NOT an immigrant. According to marriage and divorce records, he married a Haitian immigrant. She was illegal. He did not know this when he married her.

He did not show his face. He is keeping to himself since his name was doxxed on X. His life has been threatened, and people have stalked his house. NBC Boston did not give you the full story.

Michael, the juror, is now divorced. He filed for divorce first. The marriage was fraudulent because she was not a citizen. When he did this, everything hit the fan. She didn't want a divorce. His ex-wife filed a counterclaim a couple of months later. He was denied his divorce petition because she was not an American citizen.

The incident with the nephew - according to the juror, there is a lot of information that many do not know. For example, the nephew is 6-foot-2, and Michael is only 5-foot-7. This obviously does not give anyone the right to hit anyone. But I think it is safe to say that we do not know all of the facts of the matter. Michael stated the truth will come out.

None of this matters when it comes to what happened in the courtroom. He filled out his paperwork appropriately. He did not lie on his paperwork. He was asked if he had ever been arrested, and he checked the box "yes" and afterward had to describe what happened.

He even took the stand, and the prosecutor asked him questions. He was questioned about his past arrest. He was then selected. I would like to make it very clear that this is something that happens with all of the potential jurors present. Which means that the jurors who have already been interviewed could have said this at any point, but they chose to keep that information from the public.

Michael told Fugitive TV that from day one, eight of the jurors automatically wanted to go for not guilty.

The eight jurors were "activists," according to Michael. He said every day they voted, and the eight who were convinced that she was not guilty were doing their best to convince the other four that she was not guilty.

At the very end, it was him and another juror. She was also voting guilty. At the last minute, she caved. He said he knew she was guilty based on the EVIDENCE.

He was open about what he believed and what he said. He said the other jurors are telling half-truths or just outright lies.

He's never been convicted of a crime. His past should not matter. He said that the entire time, his ex-wife was just trying to get status and citizenship to live in the U.S.

Michael said that the report on him that went viral, where they said they spoke with his family members, did not report exactly what was actually said. He said that the family members they spoke to were likely family members of his ex-wife, and he does not even speak with them. Therefore, they cannot know what actually happened in the jury room. Who DID NBC Boston speak with? According to Michael, it was not one of his own family members.

Michael stated that he believes he's being targeted because he is a Republican - a Black Republican with conservative values. He believes that he was on a juror panel with a large number of Democratic voters. And he knows exactly what's happening right now, and I think that you all do as well.

A Black Republican stood his ground. It is not surprising that he is now being dragged through the mud.

This is a very bad precedent for people who will serve on a jury in the future for a national case. No one wants to do this when, based on their decision that they say is based on the evidence, they are crucified online for their political beliefs. You have all seen it. You have seen the threats that I get on a daily basis. I cannot imagine what this man is going through.

But for now, I stand with the Black conservative Republican juror.

Link in comments

More: the YouTuber who doxxed the "rogue juror" was enlisted by... Kevin Reddington, Lindsay Clancy's defense lawyer, according to Nate the Lawyer.

Apparently he has a history of stirring the shit in legal cases and Reddington texted him to take an interest in Lindsay Clancy.

The New York Times: Israelis "still largely perceive themselves to be the victims" of the 10/7 terrorist attacks that killed 1,200 and included many terror-rapes, with one woman raped so badly her pelvis was broken, and of course hundreds of kidnappings, with all hostages abused and starved.

That same sentence could be written, and will be written, about Americans and 9/11. Many of us still perceive ourselves of being the victims of 9/11, when the Democrat Media Party will tell you the only real victims of 9/11 were Muslims.

israelviewsitselfasthevictimof107.jpg

NY Post:

The New York Times came under fire Wednesday over a baffling passage that appeared in an article about an Israeli documentary -- which said the Jewish state "still largely view themselves as the victims of Oct. 7."

The Sept. 14 article, penned by Jerusalem-based reporter Isabel Kershner, covers the controversy over the documentary film "NAZA," which chronicles the killing of Palestinian civilians in Gaza and just won the Special Jury Prize at this year's Venice Film Festival.

...

"But Israelis still largely view themselves as the victims of Oct. 7," she continued, even citing the 1,200 civilian casualties slaughtered that day and the 250 taken hostage in what she called "the deadliest day in Israel's history" in the very same paragraph.

The phrasing, and confusing juxtaposition, quickly sparked bitter outrage on social media.

"No words for this abomination," CNN correspondent Scott Jennings wrote in a post on X sharing a screenshot with the offending passage highlighted, which has already garnered hundreds of angry responses and hundreds of thousands of views.

"If Israel wasn't the Oct 7 victim, who does the NYTimes propose is? The mental gymnastics are at an Olympic level here," wrote one of many confused commenters.

"I cancelled my subscription long ago. The NYT is just the propaganda arm of the DSA," said another, implying the Gray Lady is doing heavy lifting for the Democratic Socialists of America.

"Yes, and equally curiously, Americans overwhelmingly still see themselves as the victim of 9/11. The nerve!" another commenter wrote, sarcastically.

Hey I already said that, asshole.


Antisemite and literal moron Mark Ruffalo loses the Emmy for best actor to Noah Wylie, who is Jewish.

Speaking of antisemites who have been overpromoted into positions of influence:

Abdul El-Sayed Railed Against 'Disturbing' Funding for Breast Cancer Research, Said Disease Affects People With 'Social Power and Privilege'



The Michigan Democrat denounced 'the Pink Ribbon Lobby' in essay published during Breast Cancer Awareness Month


Chuck Ross


Michigan Democratic Senate nominee Abdul El-Sayed in a fiery essay railed against the "breast cancer lobby" and blasted breast cancer advocacy groups for creating the impression that women were "in imminent danger" from the disease.

In a 2012 essay entitled "The Pink Ribbon Lobby and Everyone Else," El-Sayed, who has a medical degree and refers to himself as "Dr. El-Sayed" in political ads, bemoaned the increase in federal funding for breast cancer research, calling it a "disturbing" trend that diverts federal funding to study other serious diseases.

The culprit, according to El-Sayed, was the all-powerful "breast cancer lobby," which he also derided as the "pink ribbon lobby," a reference to the pink ribbons that commemorate Breast Cancer Awareness Month each October.

"The breast cancer lobby has done an incredible job raising my 'awareness' of Breast Cancer," El-Sayed wrote for the 2x2 Project, a journal sponsored by Columbia University's Mailman School of Public Health, where El-Sayed worked as an epidemiologist. El-Sayed noted that the George Washington Bridge in New York City was adorned with pink lights and that his alma mater's football team, the Michigan Wolverines, were decked out "in pink cleats and arm bands."

"If I weren't an epidemiologist, it would have me believing that the women around me were in imminent danger," said El-Sayed, who asserted that the significant funding for breast cancer created problems "for equity in health research allocation" by prioritizing funding for diseases that affect people with "social power and privilege."

El-Sayed's essay relied heavily on an American Sociological Review study on the lobbying of "single-disease interest groups," in particular those dedicated to fighting breast cancer and HIV/AIDS. Curiously, El-Sayed omitted HIV/AIDS organizations from his scathing analysis, even though breast cancer killed more than three times as many Americans as HIV/AIDS in 2012.

Breast cancer will afflict around 1 in 8 women in their lifetimes and is the second leading killer of women in America, after heart disease. According to one estimate, 322,000 Americans will be diagnosed with the disease this year, and 42,000 will die.

But, in recent decades, breast cancer deaths have plummeted--amid advances in detection and treatment--even as the number of cases has steadily risen.

El-Sayed's article raises questions about his current views of breast cancer research.

El-Sayed, who last year accused Elon Musk of "gutting" cancer research at the Department of Government Efficiency, has expressed interest in serving on the Senate Health, Education, Labor and Pensions Committee, which oversees the budget for the National Institutes of Health, the main source of federal funding for disease research. Sen. Bernie Sanders (I., Vt.), a longtime El-Sayed ally, serves as ranking member of the committee. Sanders has stirred controversy in the past over his views about breast cancer, linking the disease to "inhibited sexuality" in women.

"The manner in which you bring up your daughter with regard to sexual attitudes may very well determine whether or not she will develop breast cancer, among other things," Sanders wrote in an essay that resurfaced during his 2020 presidential run. "How much guilt, nervousness have you imbued in your daughter with regard to sex?"

First he slaughtered the stray dogs, now he calls for cancer to be unleashed upon the puppies.

Apparently an anonymous donor paid to have the Butler Assassin cremated and feds won't tell Congress who this Mystery Patron is.

Miranda Devine
@mirandadevine

Why did it take Senator Chuck Grassley to find this new information about Thomas Crooks? Is he the only person in DC with any investigative powers? The FBI was told by the Crooks' family that an "anonymous donor" paid for the cremation. It's been more than two years. Why has that donor not been identified and questioned? Who was it, what was his/her motivation? What evidence was destroyed?

In fairness, some information may be interesting to the public but if investigators find that it is not germane to the case, they don't report it. They don't put people on blast unless there's a reason for it. People are always making a big deal that "Epstein witnesses" -- people who had almost no connection to Epstein except for him mentioning them in an email, or the like -- and jump to the conclusion that the FBI and DRUMPF!!! must be "protecting" these "Epstein witnesses," when the truth is they're not witnesses to anything and have been cleared by the FBI.

Obviously I don't know what's going on here and whether or not it's germane.

Why do people have such deep suspicions of the FBI?


Who can say, who can say.

Red State says this Deep State Enforcer is now a former FBI agent.


Oof: The Fed raised interest rates to tamp down on inflation.


The Federal Reserve on Wednesday hiked rates for the first time in three years, an effort to tamp down inflation that drew a muted rebuke from President Trump as the midterms approach.

In a unanimous vote, the Fed raised rates by a quarter point to the 3.75% to 4% range -- the first move in rates under Warsh, whom Trump hand-picked after lambasting predecessor Jerome Powell for years for not lowering interest rates fast enough.

"The plain fact is that inflation is too high and has been for too long," Warsh said at a press conference following the vote.

"Today's action starts to show that we're serious about this."

Hours after the vote, Trump called for rates to be lowered, though he stopped short of attacking Warsh personally.

"Interest Rates in the United States should be 1%, or less, because we are the Best Credit in the World -- BY FAR," the president wrote on Truth Social.

"Lower the interest rates for the United States of America, and fast!" he added in all-caps.


Terror in the skies as the cabin of an Iranian jet-liner nearly comes apart in mid-air.


Frightening footage captured the dramatic moment that passengers screamed in terror as their plane appeared to fall apart during a flight across Iran.

The Sepehran Airlines flight had been slated to fly from Mashhad to Kermanshah Sept. 15, Jam Press reported. However, disaster struck shortly after takeoff, when the Boeing 737 suffered a mechanical failure.


In the wild clip, the aircraft is seen shaking violently, causing panels to fall from the ceiling as terrified passengers shout and pray.

Meanwhile, some flyers were reportedly hit by items falling from the cargo bins, although no injuries were reported.

To avert further disaster, the captain turned the aircraft around and ferried the 127 passengers back to Mashhad.



Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:30 PM




Comments

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1 Yep

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2026 06:32 PM (7zn4w)

2 This one is burnt!

Posted by: Archie Bunker at September 16, 2026 06:32 PM (/gypD)

3 This jury guy story reminds me of the plumber when obama was running in 2008 and the guy asked him a tough question about money. The media went so far up his a$$ trying to find dirt on him they could count the fillings in his teeth.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 16, 2026 06:34 PM (I43vL)

4 Fed is ahthole

Posted by: fr at September 16, 2026 06:34 PM (/gypD)

5 Retry the bitch and send her to the chair.
Use an all black jury. The Libtards will have strokes!

Posted by: The Man from Athens at September 16, 2026 06:35 PM (SS/71)

6 I been gypD!

Posted by: fd at September 16, 2026 06:35 PM (/gypD)

7 >>Hey I already said that, asshole.

Don't you hate it when assholes do that?

Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2026 06:37 PM (viF8m)

8 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 06:40 PM (ccf/V)

9 The eight jurors were "activists," according to Michael. He said every day they voted, and the eight who were convinced that she was not guilty were doing their best to convince the other four that she was not guilty.
=====

WTF are these idiots voting before all the evidence has been heard?? Completely prejudicial.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 16, 2026 06:41 PM (RIvkX)

10 This dude should sue the F*CK out of ALL the media.

AND that piece of shit lawyer. Make that asshole homeless.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 06:41 PM (ccf/V)

11 >>>First he slaughtered the stray dogs, now he calls for cancer to be unleashed upon the puppies.

Sounds like a Fauci acolyte.

Posted by: No Name Today at September 16, 2026 06:41 PM (8mulE)

12 My mom had breast cancer, you asshole. (Not you ace, the other asshole.) Of all the things as a doctor you want to complain about, you're complaining about worrying about fucking cancer?!
(Men can also get this disease and if you are male, you DO NOT WANT. But whatever.)

Posted by: 88C+u might be a little angry at September 16, 2026 06:41 PM (88C+u)

13 Having the plane break up on your head is almost as bad as snakes on a plane.

I didn't know Iran even had an airline.

I typically do look to see which airline has big problems. I only fly Delta, most of my life, an always will.

I flew any puddle jumper in college on cheap tickets with many stops from home back to the university at Christmas and in summers. That ain't going to happen again.

I did fly SW for over a decade but no more. It was fine back then.

The airline I would never fly would be, I think?, the Frontier flight from Ft. Lauderdale to Chicago during spring break. Lots of wighat pulling and twerking going on when they return from their Carnival Cruise.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 16, 2026 06:42 PM (hzuYO)

14 What the hell was that dude screaming?
Granted, I'd soil myself with enough stuff to grow an acre of corn and scream as well if I were on the plane too.

Gotta wonder about the maintenance on the jet with the embargo on.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at September 16, 2026 06:43 PM (SS/71)

15 "But Israelis still largely view themselves as the victims of Oct. 7" > "He couldn't get over the fact that Lindsay had viciously murdered three children."

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 16, 2026 06:43 PM (RIvkX)

16 >>>The New York Times: Israelis "still largely perceive themselves to be the victims" of the 10/7 terrorist attacks that killed 1,200 and included many terror-rapes, with one woman raped so badly her pelvis was broken, and of course hundreds of kidnappings, with all hostages abused and starved.

This should be remembered for face colander times.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 06:43 PM (dK+Kv)

17 Funny... Iread today about a 20 year old black woman was sentenced to life in prison for killing her kid. I think it was in Alabama. And yet the white woman gets a huge cheering section.

AWFULS, amiright?

Posted by: 496 at September 16, 2026 06:43 PM (ukgiW)

18 The dumbass trying to bring charges against Elon for asking what federal employees accomplished that week? We knew not to send anything sensitive to him. We don't send ANYTHING sensitive by email. I never had any issues listing five things I did that week because I did a lot more than those every damned week, and I never sent him anything sensitive because he didn't ask for details and I wouldn't have anyway.

Any idiot who DID send anything sensitive should have been fired for breaching security protocol. That's an entirely different problem.

FFS.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 16, 2026 06:44 PM (Ntshk)

19 The New York Times: Israelis "still largely perceive themselves to be the victims" of the 10/7 terrorist attacks
----

I can't even...

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 06:45 PM (vOxCS)

20 >>>Sanders has stirred controversy in the past over his views about breast cancer, linking the disease to "inhibited sexuality" in women.

Hey Baby, how'd you like me to bang the breast cancer outta you.

Posted by: No Name Today at September 16, 2026 06:45 PM (8mulE)

21 >>>Abdul El-Sayed Railed Against 'Disturbing' Funding for Breast Cancer Research, Said Disease Affects People With 'Social Power and Privilege'

Clearly a student of Dale Carnegie.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 06:45 PM (dK+Kv)

22 " El-Sayed, who has a medical degree and refers to himself as "Dr. El-Sayed"

He has a medical degree. He never did a residency and was never certified to practice medicine anywhere in the US. I don't know if the AMA agrees a person in that status can call himself a doctor. I couldn't contact DOCTOR Jill to ask her opinion.

Posted by: Gref at September 16, 2026 06:45 PM (5rh/l)

23 He is still a Hero to me

Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2026 06:45 PM (qEb4U)

24 >>I didn't know Iran even had an airline.

Search on Mahan Air and sanctions. Bessent is screwing around.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2026 06:45 PM (viF8m)

25 The Left are mostly mentally ill assholes. I can't deal with their insanity anymore. Those who aren't mentally ill are just plain evil.

Posted by: polynikes at September 16, 2026 06:45 PM (KC5Lt)

26 The plane stays up-Inshallah.
Plane goes down-Inshallah.

Posted by: Even Steven at September 16, 2026 06:46 PM (Fn+3X)

27 The Fed's rate increase is unwelcome news and the mid-term election window timing sucks, but I understand the need. Joe Biden's and Congress' spending-fueled inflation fire is still way too hot and uncontained.

Squelch it!

Posted by: Count de Monet's Remote Location at September 16, 2026 06:46 PM (q2NNn)

28 15 "But Israelis still largely view themselves as the victims of Oct. 7" > "He couldn't get over the fact that Lindsay had viciously murdered three children."

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 16, 2026 06:43 PM (RIvkX)

kind of seeing a pattern here ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 16, 2026 06:46 PM (VyBeY)

29 isn't

Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2026 06:47 PM (viF8m)

30 " I don't know if the AMA agrees a person in that status can call himself a doctor'

Why not?

Posted by: Dr Hook at September 16, 2026 06:47 PM (/gypD)

31 Also the NYT:

"And Lindsay Clancy's dead children still consider themselves the victims of their most recent play-date with Lindsay."

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 16, 2026 06:48 PM (HlyYF)

32 Yeah that's crazy.

Posted by: Dr Demento at September 16, 2026 06:48 PM (/gypD)

33 Clash Report
@clashreport
An Iranian Sepehran Airlines Boeing 737 was forced to return to Mashhad Airport after a tire reportedly burst shortly after takeoff and the aircraft suffered engine damage.
The flight had been heading to Kermanshah.
Video from inside the plane showed tense passengers.
7:42 AM · Sep 15, 2026
=====

Totally different than the other report.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 16, 2026 06:48 PM (RIvkX)

34 **** El-Sayed, who has a medical degree ...****
---

BUT, IS HE A LICENSED PHYSICIAN???


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 06:48 PM (vOxCS)

35 20 >>>Sanders has stirred controversy in the past over his views about breast cancer, linking the disease to "inhibited sexuality" in women.

Hey Baby, how'd you like me to bang the breast cancer outta you.
Posted by: No Name Today at September 16, 2026 06:45 PM (8mulE)

Well, outside of heredity, it is caused by abortions and oral birth control pills. But of course, too much money is at stake on those two items for anyone to say so out loud, so instead we get nonsense like, gee, it's a horrible thing and we need to stomp it out instead of PREVENTING IT in the first place.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 16, 2026 06:49 PM (Ntshk)

36 When you're getting your ideas from Cartman you're in trouble.

Posted by: DaveA at September 16, 2026 06:50 PM (FhXTo)

37 Look Fat, I crapped myself on many an airliner. And Amtrak train. And the Beast. And in the Wilmington Public Library. Not to mention my bicycle.

Posted by: Messy Joe, Scranton at September 16, 2026 06:50 PM (Fn+3X)

38 >>>I didn't know Iran even had an airline.

I think it was one of their passenger planes that got shot down during Reagan's presidency. Taking off or landing in Tehran. We mistook it for a fighter jet and hit it with a missile. I think the Iranians were doing something to confuse us that contributed to the mistake.

Posted by: No Name Today at September 16, 2026 06:50 PM (8mulE)

39 22 " El-Sayed, who has a medical degree and refers to himself as "Dr. El-Sayed"

He has a medical degree. He never did a residency and was never certified to practice medicine anywhere in the US. I don't know if the AMA agrees a person in that status can call himself a doctor. I couldn't contact DOCTOR Jill to ask her opinion.
Posted by: Gref at September 16, 2026 06:45 PM (5rh/l)

He can say El-Sayed, MD.
Dr. El-Sayed implies he can practice within the state.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at September 16, 2026 06:50 PM (SS/71)

40 The New York Times
-----

I hope no one ever typedeletes typedeletes the New York Times.

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 06:50 PM (vE0+H)

41 34 **** El-Sayed, who has a medical degree ...****
---

BUT, IS HE A LICENSED PHYSICIAN???


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 06:48 PM (vOxCS)

Can't be, if he never did his clerkships, got certified and passed the licensing board.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 16, 2026 06:50 PM (Ntshk)

42 I think the translation is "thx Allah, you ahole"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 16, 2026 06:50 PM (oUMhY)

43 That video is horrifying. So is the screaming.....goodness......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 06:50 PM (ccf/V)

44 El-Sayed: what's a woman?

Posted by: The Man from Athens at September 16, 2026 06:50 PM (SS/71)

45 Sayed is arabic for House.

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 06:51 PM (vE0+H)

46 Look Fat, I crapped myself on many an airliner. And Amtrak train. And the Beast. And in the Wilmington Public Library. Not to mention my bicycle.
Posted by: Messy Joe, Scranton at September 16, 2026 06:50 PM (Fn+3X)

IIRC, at the Vatican too.

Posted by: Count de Monet's Remote Location at September 16, 2026 06:51 PM (q2NNn)

47 He is still a Hero to me
Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2026 06:45 PM (qEb4U)



Absof*ckinglutely.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 06:51 PM (ccf/V)

48 45 Sayed is arabic for House.
Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 06:51 PM (vE0+H)

I think you misspelled "horse's ass."

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 16, 2026 06:52 PM (Ntshk)

49 46 Look Fat, I crapped myself on many an airliner. And Amtrak train. And the Beast. And in the Wilmington Public Library. Not to mention my bicycle.
Posted by: Messy Joe, Scranton at September 16, 2026 06:50 PM (Fn+3X)

IIRC, at the Vatican too.
Posted by: Count de Monet's Remote Location at September 16, 2026 06:51 PM (q2NNn)

And he farted on the Queen.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 16, 2026 06:52 PM (Ntshk)

50 That comic put the heckler in her place. Pity the earth did not open and suck her down like a fast sink hole to hell.

A racial slur is more important than three children. What a concept of fubar.

I do hope they lock Clancy up and throw away the key and we never hear of her again. I also don't want to look at her pock-marked evil face. She looks like a bird of prey fixing to eat some entrails on the side of the road. She scares me as her eyes are dead.

I'd never want to be alone with her much less have her help birthin' my baby (say that like an Aussie).

I seriously do say "baby" and "cake" like an Aussie. Some sort of redneck speech defect.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 16, 2026 06:53 PM (hzuYO)

51 In a 2012 essay entitled "The Pink Ribbon Lobby and Everyone Else,"
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How many women are gonna vote for this guy in addition to the ones who "vote" for him. How. Many.

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 06:53 PM (vE0+H)

52 26 The plane stays up-Inshallah.
Plane goes down-Inshallah.
Posted by: Even Steven at September 16, 2026 06:46 PM (Fn+3X)

The death of Islam. You don't have free will and you do not control your actions.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at September 16, 2026 06:53 PM (SS/71)

53 My mom had breast cancer, you asshole. (Not you ace, the other asshole.) Of all the things as a doctor you want to complain about, you're complaining about worrying about fucking cancer?!
(Men can also get this disease and if you are male, you DO NOT WANT. But whatever.)
Posted by: 88C+u might be a little angry at September 16, 2026 06:41 PM (88C+u)



My bud's dad had a form of breast cancer that ended up engulfing much of his body and killed him in 1999.

El-Sayed can go f*ck himself. It would be a shame should he wind up with breast cancer......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 06:53 PM (ccf/V)

54 Trump did say doody though.

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 06:53 PM (vE0+H)

55 mentally ill assholes.

The brown ribbon lobbyists.

Posted by: DaveA at September 16, 2026 06:53 PM (FhXTo)

56 He is still a Hero to me
Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2026 06:45 PM (qEb4U)

Absof*ckinglutely.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 06:51 PM (ccf/V)

Don't believe the "didn't know she was an illegal" bit, but the rest seems believable, and all of it is irrelevant.

He seems to have taken his public charge seriously and faithfully executed his duties, which makes him a legend under such pressure and hectoring.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 06:53 PM (dK+Kv)

57 I never knew that about Berne Sanders but I was made to know by the msm about a Republican politician , who in support of not aborting babies conceived by rape , had a crazy theory about physiology and conception.

Posted by: polynikes at September 16, 2026 06:54 PM (KC5Lt)

58 >>Sayed is arabic for House.

So every diagnosis is Lupus.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2026 06:54 PM (viF8m)

59 That video is horrifying. So is the screaming.....goodness......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 06:50 PM (ccf/V)
====

How does one say "Calm The Fvck Down" in Farsi?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 16, 2026 06:54 PM (RIvkX)

60 I think you misspelled "horse's ass."
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 16, 2026 06:52 PM (Ntshk)

I think I misspelled POS who should be typedeleted in a typedelete of deletes.

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 06:54 PM (vE0+H)

61 >>>>>>>>> Why did it take Senator Chuck Grassley to find this new information about Thomas Crooks? Is he the only person in DC with any investigative powers?
---

Grassley is the only one who uses them. He sends well written, documented referrals to the proper authorities where they
...sit....and.....collect.......dust.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 06:55 PM (vOxCS)

62 I wouldn't be surprised to see the AWFLs try to get the juror's wife deported

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 16, 2026 06:55 PM (oUMhY)

63 The only time Turkey being in NATO makes a difference. Bessant shut down Turkey's banks for doing business with Iran and Turkey can't refuse because of being in NATO.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2026 06:55 PM (+fpfy)

64 He has a medical degree. He never did a residency and was never certified to practice medicine anywhere in the US. I don't know if the AMA agrees a person in that status can call himself a doctor. I couldn't contact DOCTOR Jill to ask her opinion.
Posted by: Gref at September 16, 2026 06:45 PM (5rh/l)

He never took boards to get his license!!! No way he can practice anything legally.

Of course I read of tens of thousands of dot Indians practicing, so why not? Go for it!

Bring back leeches! (I know they used them for hematomas and plastic surgery and YUCK)

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 16, 2026 06:56 PM (hzuYO)

65 A bully is a bully is a bully and inevitably also a coward.

What's the first thing a bully who constantly leers at people "Snitches get stiches" do when he gets his teeth punched in? "TEEEEEEACHER! NO FAIRSIES, HE HIT BACK!!!"

The "palestinians" got their just desserts and suddenly decided they didn't like the taste much. Complaint window is on the wall over the bathroom sink, d!p$h!ts....

Posted by: SouthCentralPA at September 16, 2026 06:57 PM (VqeLu)

66 Well, outside of heredity, -
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 16, 2026 06:49 PM (Ntshk)

BRCA1 and BRCA2.
"I know, I know we are the chosen people. But once in a while, can't you choose someone else?" -- Tevye

Posted by: 88C+u at September 16, 2026 06:57 PM (88C+u)

67 I wouldn't be surprised to see the AWFLs try to get the juror's wife deported

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 16, 2026 06:55 PM (oUMhY)

Ex-Wife.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 06:57 PM (dK+Kv)

68
I always kind of assumed the airplanes in other countries were like 3rd world buses from Guatamala with wings. This video confirms my belief.

Posted by: Frank Barone at September 16, 2026 06:57 PM (OkYzo)

69
It's been 50 years since the "Three Days Of The Condor" came out, and the final scene had Redford telling off Robertson about getting the truth out, and the camera panned to the front of the New York Times Building.

The audience I was sitting in howled.

They were a joke even then.

Posted by: Auspex at September 16, 2026 06:58 PM (Y8DZL)

70 The only time Turkey being in NATO makes a difference. Bessant shut down Turkey's banks for doing business with Iran and Turkey can't refuse because of being in NATO.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2026 06:55 PM (+fpfy)
====

I can't decide who is my favorite cabinet secretary but he is top 3.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 16, 2026 06:58 PM (RIvkX)

71 46 Look Fat, I crapped myself on many an airliner. And Amtrak train. And the Beast. And in the Wilmington Public Library. Not to mention my bicycle.
Posted by: Messy Joe, Scranton at September 16, 2026 06:50 PM (Fn+3X)

IIRC, at the Vatican too.
Posted by: Count de Monet's Remote Location at September 16, 2026 06:51 PM (q2NNn)

Crapped on Al Gore right after he invented the Internet.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at September 16, 2026 06:58 PM (SS/71)

72 The "palestinians" got their just desserts and suddenly decided they didn't like the taste much. Complaint window is on the wall over the bathroom sink, d!p$h!ts....

Posted by: SouthCentralPA at September 16, 2026 06:57 PM (VqeLu)

As the meme goes:

Muslims starting a war = Jihad.

Muslims losing a war = Genocide.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 06:58 PM (dK+Kv)

73 I still largely the victim of that time that Kate Upton and Sydney Sweeney did rock-paper-scissors to see who would spend the night giving me pleasure and one of them had to lose.

Posted by: ballistic at September 16, 2026 06:59 PM (oqH4h)

74 I can believe he possibly didn't technically know she was illegal because he didn't want to know.

I've had relationships with a couple of foreign women and never asked to see their papers. Admittedly it never got close to marriage so that's a different animal.

Posted by: polynikes at September 16, 2026 06:59 PM (KC5Lt)

75 The audience I was sitting in howled.

They were a joke even then.
Posted by: Auspex at September 16, 2026 06:58 PM (Y8DZL)
====
My dad took me to see it and I had no idea why everyone was shooting everyone.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 16, 2026 06:59 PM (RIvkX)

76 53 My mom had breast cancer, you asshole. (Not you ace, the other asshole.) Of all the things as a doctor you want to complain about, you're complaining about worrying about fucking cancer?!
----

He's not an M.D., he doesn't have a license to practice medicine.
He took some courses at school an passed them. He either did not pursue a license or he failed in the attempt.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 07:00 PM (vOxCS)

77 Why on earth would Reddington not cut this Michael during voir dire? He would want a bunch of soy boys and girls, right?

Posted by: Random PJ at September 16, 2026 07:00 PM (+jscL)

78 One convoluted correction by the NYT:

NYTimes Communications
@NYTimesPR
We have added the following Editors' Note to our recent coverage of the Israeli government's reaction to the NAZA documentary: "Because of an editing error, an earlier version of this article included a statement that was intended to convey Israelis’ perception of the government’s military response to the Oct. 7 terror attack in relation to the attacks, but inadvertently suggested that Israelis’ experience as terror victims was a matter of perception. It has been removed from the article."

Posted by: beckster at September 16, 2026 07:00 PM (kX27y)

79 Apparently, Ben Shapiro just released a movie called Run Hide Fight: Infidels.

This could be interesting.

https://tinyurl.com/m2e378na

Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2026 07:00 PM (viF8m)

80 How does the media advertise the guy is a black Republican.

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 07:01 PM (vE0+H)

81 I still largely the victim of that time that Kate Upton and Sydney Sweeney did rock-paper-scissors to see who would spend the night giving me pleasure and one of them had to lose.
Posted by: ballistic at September 16, 2026 06:59 PM (oqH4h)

Gay.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 16, 2026 07:01 PM (zZu0s)

82 Well, outside of heredity, it is caused by abortions and oral birth control pills. But of course, too much money is at stake on those two items for anyone to say so out loud, so instead we get nonsense like, gee, it's a horrible thing and we need to stomp it out instead of PREVENTING IT in the first place.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 16, 2026 06:49 PM (Ntshk)

Lots of money in breast cancer "awareness" too. Those foundations get BANK.

Posted by: Pink ribbons won't buy themselves! at September 16, 2026 07:01 PM (TbWk/)

83 Heh.
Interestingly those panels falling in the 737 are made not far from my house. I doubt though, if the company will send anyone to.check on it.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2026 07:01 PM (2WIwB)

84 Looks like Xi had a stroke at the BRICS summit in India.

Posted by: beckster at September 16, 2026 07:02 PM (kX27y)

85 Why on earth would Reddington not cut this Michael during voir dire? He would want a bunch of soy boys and girls, right?
Posted by: Random PJ at September 16, 2026 07:00 PM (+jscL)

The Left thinks black people are dumb sheep.

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 07:02 PM (vE0+H)

86 Apparently, Ben Shapiro just released a movie called Run Hide Fight: Infidels.

This could be interesting.

https://tinyurl.com/m2e378na
Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2026 07:00 PM (viF8m)
====

Trailer looks good.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 16, 2026 07:02 PM (RIvkX)

87 Why on earth would Reddington not cut this Michael during voir dire? He would want a bunch of soy boys and girls, right?

Posted by: Random PJ at September 16, 2026 07:00 PM (+jscL)

Probably assumed he was a democrat, which is a fair assumption, and if so, could have more likely resulted in an acquittal.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 07:03 PM (dK+Kv)

88 Ben Shapiro just released a movie called Run Hide Fight: Infidels.

Well... we'll see.
Jeremy Boreing seems to be succeeding with Lawhead's Pendragon series. Some of the Angel Studios movies were all right (Sound of Freedom, Shift). Mel Gibson can sometimes do well. Michael Bay gave us 13 Hours.

Posted by: 88C+u at September 16, 2026 07:03 PM (88C+u)

89 https://tinyurl.com/3ezdyjhw

I hope I’m doing this tinyurl thing right, but was going down rabbit holes of watching videos of 9/11 survivors interviewed 25 years later. I saw the thumbnail of a guy that looked really young and he’s a finance professor at A&M. He was 22 and on his second day at Morgan Stanley when tower 2 was hit. I usually don’t have the attention span for a 35 minute video but I was grabbing Kleenex throughout his retelling. If you need a story of hope, of the tenacity of Americans (the real ones) and humanity, this guy wove it altogether beautifully. Of all the ones I’ve heard over the 25 years, this was the most moving. He’s from Arkansas but Im proud TX calls him one of ours. And TAMU is lucky to have him.

Posted by: TxAnn at September 16, 2026 07:04 PM (SjAWL)

90 69
It's been 50 years since the "Three Days Of The Condor" came out, and the final scene had Redford telling off Robertson about getting the truth out, and the camera panned to the front of the New York Times Building.

The audience I was sitting in howled.

They were a joke even then.
Posted by: Auspex at September 16, 2026 06:58 PM (Y8DZL)
********
We've been watching Lioness and they talk about the media propaganda.

People have been whining about how bloody the show is. I oddly find that's what I am watching it for and told my dude since Justified and 24 nothing much fazes me.

It is true that tv makes you more violent...in your mind. I have yet to cut off a finger or toe with a cigar cutter. It could still happen.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 16, 2026 07:04 PM (hzuYO)

91 >>Trailer looks good.

Good timing, too.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2026 07:04 PM (viF8m)

92 I still largely the victim of that time that Kate Upton and Sydney Sweeney did rock-paper-scissors to see who would spend the night giving me pleasure and one of them had to lose.
Posted by: ballistic at September 16, 2026 06:59 PM (oqH4h)

Gay.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 16, 2026 07:01 PM (zZu0s)

Yeah, I don't care if I gotta sprout a second boner, we're all having fun together.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 07:04 PM (dK+Kv)

93 81 I still largely the victim of that time that Kate Upton and Sydney Sweeney did rock-paper-scissors to see who would spend the night giving me pleasure and one of them had to lose.
Posted by: ballistic at September 16, 2026 06:59 PM (oqH4h)


Go on . . .

Posted by: The Man from Athens at September 16, 2026 07:05 PM (lDkhm)

94 Why on earth would Reddington not cut this Michael during voir dire? He would want a bunch of soy boys and girls, right?
Posted by: Random PJ at September 16, 2026 07:00 PM (+jscL)
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Each side gets only a certain number of "nah fam" dismissals. We don't know how many the defense had already burned when homeboy came up for voir dire and like someone else said, safe assumption that a black dude in Mass is a dem, so he figured it was a better shot than others.

Posted by: ballistic at September 16, 2026 07:05 PM (oqH4h)

95 TbWk/, "awareness" is a scam but it makes people feel good.
I'm already aware of it. I want research and treatments.

Posted by: 88C+u at September 16, 2026 07:06 PM (88C+u)

96
Yeah, I don't care if I gotta sprout a second boner, we're all having fun together.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 07:04 PM (dK+Kv)



I'd have to think I'd find a way to come out of that experience severely dehydrated.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 07:06 PM (ccf/V)

97 Yeah, I don't care if I gotta sprout a second boner, we're all having fun together.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 07:04 PM (dK+Kv)
-----

I didn't get to make the rules! That's why I'm the victim here! I would have gladly sprouted a second boner.

Posted by: ballistic at September 16, 2026 07:07 PM (oqH4h)

98 My med manager just went through surgery for breast cancer. Of the ten ladies in my sewing/knitting circle, two (that I know of) have had it. Yes, the pink ribbon stuff is a bit overboard, but a significant percentage of women have had it.

Posted by: pookysgirl isn't even that social at September 16, 2026 07:07 PM (Wt5PA)

99 So another odd thing happens around the Trump Assassin.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 16, 2026 07:08 PM (uhVAy)

100 Heh, in the Hollywood thread I asked if Paramount was moving. There's a new post at Twitchy saying the mayor and governor offices say Paramount is leaving as of 9/30. Great job commies

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 16, 2026 07:08 PM (oUMhY)

101 >>TbWk/, "awareness" is a scam but it makes people feel good.
I'm already aware of it. I want research and treatments.
Posted by: 88C+u

This might be the first time here that one hash has spoken to another.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2026 07:09 PM (viF8m)

102 Will someone tell Trump the fed funds rate has nothing to do with credit and other countries pay *more* to borrow dollars? The dollar rate is higher than other currencies because there is more demand for dollars.

Posted by: schizoid at September 16, 2026 07:09 PM (RYdag)

103 >>>the plane showed tense passengers.
---

Someone slapped that guy in the back of the head and
told him to STFU.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 07:09 PM (vOxCS)

104 I asked Mrs.D.about the Iranian airline 737. She worked for years with a Pacific NW aircraft manufacturer (that shall remain nameless) and in a job where she would know. She assumes me that is a very old aircraft that has been sold and resold a dozen times. Probably half the parts on it are non-official locally fabricated bits of junk.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2026 07:10 PM (2WIwB)

105 I dread dying in a plane crash. Not because of fear. The pilot will attempt a crash landing. It will work, or it won't, and that's all there is to it.

I dread it because I don't want to die listening to a hundred adults screaming like a bunch of babies. Have some damn dignity.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2026 07:10 PM (BI5O2)

106 but inadvertently suggested that Israelis’ experience as terror victims was a matter of perception.
----

horse manudo

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 07:11 PM (vOxCS)

107 I don't know if the AMA agrees a person in that status can call himself a doctor. I couldn't contact DOCTOR Jill to ask her opinion.
Posted by: Gref
___________

I think the technical answer is yes. The MD degree comes with graduation. As noted, licensure is an entirely different matter.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 16, 2026 07:11 PM (XvL8K)

108 Someone slapped that guy in the back of the head and
told him to STFU.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 07:09 PM (vOxCS)


Stewardess, I speak jive Farsi.

Posted by: Barbarahama el-Billingsly at September 16, 2026 07:13 PM (2WIwB)

109 I took a flight from Kuwait to Cairo. As we were on final approach the stewardess announced that we were about to land.

Naturally, half the passengers got up, grabbed their stuff and started walking to the forward exit.

Middle East is a fun place. And by fun I mean bat shit crazy.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2026 07:15 PM (viF8m)

110
The FBI was told by the Crooks' family that an "anonymous donor" paid for the cremation. It's been more than two years. Why has that donor not been identified and questioned?

Because he's anonymous.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2026 07:17 PM (Cqx++)

111 NYTimes Communications
@NYTimesPR
We have added the following Editors' Note to our recent coverage of the Israeli government's reaction to the NAZA documentary: "Because of an editing error, an earlier version of this article included a statement that was intended to convey Israelis’ perception of the government’s military response to the Oct. 7 terror attack in relation to the attacks, but inadvertently suggested that Israelis’ experience as terror victims was a matter of perception. It has been removed from the article."

-
Well, they are brutally incompetent.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 16, 2026 07:17 PM (ndZc7)

112 Israel just can't get past the vicious rape, torture and mutilation.

Posted by: Jury Karens at September 16, 2026 07:18 PM (ikSmX)

113 Many years ago, flying from Islamabad to Rome, it was all the flight attendants could do to keep the ragheads in the back from cutting up a live chicken and cooking it in the back galley.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2026 07:20 PM (2WIwB)

114
This might be the first time here that one hash has spoken to another.

Hash to Hash
Coast to Coast

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2026 07:20 PM (Cqx++)

115 Ok, ACE wound me up today (with this thread especially). Tomorrow I shall be sporting my "F. U." T-shirt when I go for groceries.

Posted by: Orson at September 16, 2026 07:21 PM (dIske)

116 112 Israel just can't get past the vicious rape, torture and mutilation.

Posted by: Jury Karens at September 16, 2026 07:18 PM (ikSmX)

That's because assholes like that are still around and still want to viciously r@pe, torture and mutilate Jews.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 07:21 PM (l3cgK)

117 100 Heh, in the Hollywood thread I asked if Paramount was moving. There's a new post at Twitchy saying the mayor and governor offices say Paramount is leaving as of 9/30. Great job commies
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 16, 2026 07:08 PM (oUMhY)

Spencer Pratt is dumping all over Rob Bonta and says Hollywood is dead now.

Posted by: beckster at September 16, 2026 07:22 PM (kX27y)

118 Video from inside the plane showed tense passengers.
......

Did they all shit their robes?

Posted by: wth at September 16, 2026 07:22 PM (UjdFS)

119 102 Will someone tell Trump the fed funds rate has nothing to do with credit and other countries pay *more* to borrow dollars? The dollar rate is higher than other currencies because there is more demand for dollars.

Posted by: schizoid at September 16, 2026 07:09 PM

Nah. He's on a roll.

Posted by: Frank Barone at September 16, 2026 07:22 PM (OkYzo)

120 NYTimes Communications
@NYTimesPR
We have added the following Editors' Note to our recent coverage of the Israeli government's reaction to the NAZA documentary: "Because of an editing error, an earlier version of this article included a statement that was intended to convey Israelis’ perception of the government’s military response to the Oct. 7 terror attack in relation to the attacks, but inadvertently suggested that Israelis’ experience as terror victims was a matter of perception. It has been removed from the article."
Posted by: beckster at September 16, 2026 07:00 PM (kX27y)

The editing error is that the editor is a hack.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 16, 2026 07:23 PM (uhVAy)

121
Did they all shit their robes?
Posted by: wth at September 16, 2026 07:22 PM (UjdFS)



I'm sure the plane stunk already, so no one would notice.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 07:23 PM (ccf/V)

122 I dread it because I don't want to die listening to a hundred adults screaming like a bunch of babies. Have some damn dignity.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
____________

A real man would be reading Marcus Aurelius on the way down.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 16, 2026 07:24 PM (XvL8K)

123 "inadvertently", lol.

liars.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 16, 2026 07:24 PM (VyBeY)

124
The editing error is that the editor is a hack.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 16, 2026 07:23 PM (uhVAy)



Closing the barn doors after the animals are already f*cking your neighbor's animals.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 07:24 PM (ccf/V)

125 He has to listen to Taylor Swift, or, at least, pretend to, and now this? Hasn't he suffered enough?

Travis Kelce named as victim of Ponzi scheme run by illegal alien from India

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 16, 2026 07:24 PM (ndZc7)

126
Travis Kelce named as victim of Ponzi scheme run by illegal alien from India
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 16, 2026 07:24 PM (ndZc7)



Further proving that football players really are just juvenile dumb jocks.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 07:25 PM (ccf/V)

127

Yemen's Houthis said they had shot down an F-15 fighter jet of the Royal Saudi Air Force over Yemen's Marib province. The group's military spokesperson, Yahya Saree, claims that the aircraft was allegedly hit by a locally produced surface-to-air missile.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2026 07:25 PM (Cqx++)

128 the next time I give a rat's ass about something Muh Preznit says will be the first.

I voted for a f#*%ing wrecking ball, not a role model.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 16, 2026 07:26 PM (VyBeY)

129 I'm sure the plane stunk already, so no one would notice.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 07:23 PM (ccf/V)
====

So you've been to the middle East.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 16, 2026 07:26 PM (RIvkX)

130 "inadvertently", lol.

liars.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 16, 2026 07:24 PM (VyBeY)


I'd rather the Daughters of Diogenes swam out to meet troop ships than date a reporter from the NYT.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2026 07:26 PM (2WIwB)

131 Yemen's Houthis said they had shot down an F-15 fighter jet of the Royal Saudi Air Force over Yemen's Marib province. The group's military spokesperson, Yahya Saree, claims that the aircraft was allegedly hit by a locally produced surface-to-air missile.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2026 07:25 PM (Cqx++)

"locally produced". Yeah, the Houthis can build missiles.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 16, 2026 07:27 PM (uhVAy)

132 122 I dread it because I don't want to die listening to a hundred adults screaming like a bunch of babies. Have some damn dignity.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
____________

A real man would be reading Marcus Aurelius on the way down.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 16, 2026 07:24 PM (XvL8K)

Terrible joke Dad told us...
A plane was flying through a storm, and had engine damage...The pilot ordered the tossing of anything not bolted down, but the plane was still too heavy and was sinking...
So the pilot asked if anyone was willing to sacrifice themselves to save the passengers...
An Englishman walks up, says, "God Save the Queen!", and jumps out the plane.
The Pilot says it still wasn't enough.
A Frenchman walks up to the door, says, "Vive la France!" and jumps out...but it still isn't enough.
So a Texan walk up to the door, pushes out a Mexican and says, "Remember the Alamo!"...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 07:27 PM (l3cgK)

133 Too late, NYT.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 07:27 PM (dK+Kv)

134 "A real man would be reading Marcus Aurelius on the way down.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 16, 2026 07:24 PM (XvL8K) "

or Boethius

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 16, 2026 07:28 PM (VyBeY)

135 131 Yemen's Houthis said they had shot down an F-15 fighter jet of the Royal Saudi Air Force over Yemen's Marib province. The group's military spokesperson, Yahya Saree, claims that the aircraft was allegedly hit by a locally produced surface-to-air missile.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2026 07:25 PM (Cqx++)

"locally produced". Yeah, the Houthis can build missiles.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 16, 2026 07:27 PM (uhVAy)

How many of those parts come from China via Iran?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 07:28 PM (l3cgK)

136 Remember how some guy's phone traveled to from DC to Crooks' house? And how the FBI said it was NBD, because it was probably just some faulty or malicious ad tracking software that was on the phone of a round-trip DC to PA delivery driver who visited Crooks' neighborhood, and it made it appear that he visited the house?

Maybe the mystery deliveryman is the mystery donor. He just felt bad about the mixup, I guess.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2026 07:28 PM (BI5O2)

137 So a Texan walk up to the door, pushes out a Mexican and says, "Remember the Alamo!"...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 07:27 PM (l3cgK)

Yeah, that's terrible.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 07:28 PM (dK+Kv)

138 Exactly what everybody suspected.

A bunch of far left activists lied their way onto the jury and rather than declare a mistrial, the judge sat there hoping they could badger the holdout to acquit.

ANY juror that from day 1 says either guilty or not guilty, should be instantly removed from any jury, no matter what crime has been committed, whether its a murder or a parking offense.

Posted by: DudeAbiding at September 16, 2026 07:28 PM (UkEqa)

139 >>Further proving that football players really are just juvenile dumb jocks.......

It's true. That's why I like flip flops. Helps me count past tensie.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2026 07:29 PM (viF8m)

140 Hash to Hash
Coast to Coast
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Mrowr.

Posted by: another life, another time at September 16, 2026 07:29 PM (88C+u)

141 137 So a Texan walk up to the door, pushes out a Mexican and says, "Remember the Alamo!"...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 07:27 PM (l3cgK)

Yeah, that's terrible.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 07:28 PM (dK+Kv)

You also have to remember that Mom was Mexican, so I'm half...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 07:29 PM (l3cgK)

142 The moral idiocy exhibited by the New York Times is a disgrace; but a disgrace to which we have become entirely accustomed.
--John Hinderaker
=====

Who this "we"?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 16, 2026 07:29 PM (RIvkX)

143 Travis Kelce named as victim of Ponzi scheme run by illegal alien from India
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 16, 2026 07:24 PM (ndZc7)


Wait until his wife hears about this! Maybe she'll quit coming to his.games and the cameras will quit focusing on her.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2026 07:30 PM (2WIwB)

144 A plane was flying through a storm, and had engine damage...The pilot ordered the tossing of anything not bolted down, but the plane was still too heavy and was sinking...
So the pilot asked if anyone was willing to sacrifice themselves to save the passengers...
An Englishman walks up, says, "God Save the Queen!", and jumps out the plane.
The Pilot says it still wasn't enough.
A Frenchman walks up to the door, says, "Vive la France!" and jumps out...but it still isn't enough.
So a Texan walk up to the door, pushes out a Mexican and says, "Remember the Alamo!"...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 07:27 PM (l3cgK)
----
In a cruel twist of fate, the Mexican was also the pilot...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 16, 2026 07:30 PM (FZ29D)

145 How many of those parts come from China via Iran?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 07:28 PM (l3cgK)

I'd assume inventory from Iran/China from before the blockade.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 16, 2026 07:30 PM (uhVAy)

146 A real man would be reading Marcus Aurelius on the way down.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 16, 2026 07:24 PM (XvL8K)

Close, but I think you're thinking of Epictetus: "I must die. But must I die bawling?"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2026 07:31 PM (BI5O2)

147 Houthis were trained by Hezbollah.

Posted by: 88C+u at September 16, 2026 07:32 PM (88C+u)

148
Cafe

Posted by: four seasons at September 16, 2026 07:34 PM (/QHx4)

149 "locally produced". Yeah, the Houthis can build missiles.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 16, 2026 07:27 PM (uhVAy)

How many of those parts come from China via Iran?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 07:28 PM (l3cgK)

***

A houthi produced the missile from a crate sent from China.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2026 07:35 PM (2WIwB)

150 You also have to remember that Mom was Mexican, so I'm half...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 07:29 PM (l3cgK)

It's terribly funny, regardless.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 07:35 PM (dK+Kv)

151 Panic at 30k ft is bad. That shit spreads quick.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2026 07:37 PM (7zn4w)

152 It's not a situation where one or two things don't add up. Nothing adds up.

And Trump has been totally silent about it, in a very uncharacteristic manner. I would have thought at least an investigation that goes further than "yep, a gently sloped roof on a hot day, can't work around that, and as we all know, that prevents any of the standard interagency comms from being set up, too. This all sounds fine."

I think we'll never know the truth about Butler, unless someone spills the beans on his deathbed.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2026 07:38 PM (BI5O2)

153 In happier news, Mitch seems to be doing well.

https://tinyurl.com/3k6wrpkb

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 16, 2026 07:38 PM (ndZc7)

154 Democrat Media Party will tell you the only real victims of 9/11 were Muslims.
-----

It was the backlash.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2026 07:39 PM (XeU6L)

155 Bernie Sanders, the number one risk factor for breast cancer is having had an abortion. But a woman's doctor will not tell her that.

Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at September 16, 2026 07:40 PM (OlzlW)

156 Have charges been brought against the bully broads on the Clancy jury or against that dirty old fart attorney who was ass raping the lone holdout in public?

Of course not, yankee democrat state yankee democrat results.

Surprised they haven't drug the poor fellow out and lynched him yet. Most racist bastards on the planet are in yankee land northeast.

Posted by: Dixie Chicken at September 16, 2026 07:40 PM (cCXR+)

157 I think we'll never know the truth about Butler, unless someone spills the beans on his deathbed.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2026 07:38 PM (BI5O2)

I think the fact that the Dems took Biden off the ticket almost at once says what went down. I think Jill was involved with the Secret Service to do the job.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 16, 2026 07:45 PM (uhVAy)

158 A real man would be reading Marcus Aurelius on the way down.

My onboard reading is always the same: a title-embossed first edition of Fate Is The Hunter. It fits in the carry-on bag pocket with the title showing, and has a salutary effect on other passengers.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 16, 2026 07:46 PM (zdLoL)

159 The birdhands hag screaming about Clancy's heroism in a prior thread is haunting me. Every man's worst nightmare, that one. At least she's a spindly old scarekaren, and in the unlikely event she ever spawned, too weak and crunchy to strangle her adult children in solidarity with the Sisterhood.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2026 07:46 PM (BI5O2)

160 I think we'll never know the truth about Butler, unless someone spills the beans on his deathbed.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2026 07:38 PM (BI5O2)

It would probably help if instead of a bed, we tied them up by their balls and dangled them head first over a fire.

Hypothetically.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 16, 2026 07:48 PM (zZu0s)

161 I think the fact that the Dems took Biden off the ticket almost at once says what went down. I think Jill was involved with the Secret Service to do the job.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 16, 2026 07:45 PM (uhVAy)

Fits as well as anything.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 16, 2026 07:50 PM (zZu0s)

162 Cafe is nood in case anyone else missed it because they were working.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 16, 2026 07:50 PM (zZu0s)

163 Ya, know, maybe i could start my own mercenary outfit. I just hire birdhanded old AWFL Karens to surround secure installations, thus ensuring no military-age male will ever approach. Employees can chopper in and out to avoid the Scarekarens.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2026 07:52 PM (BI5O2)

164 "a 'disturbing' trend that diverts federal funding to study other serious diseases".
Such as goat STDs.

Posted by: Hal Dall MD at September 16, 2026 07:55 PM (5eFk1)

165 I think the fact that the Dems took Biden off the ticket almost at once says what went down. I think Jill was involved with the Secret Service to do the job.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 16, 2026 07:45 PM (uhVAy)

It wouldn't surprise me if Jill had a hand in it; i've been convinced that bald serpent headed f*ck that was in charge of Biden's 'let them all in' immigration department basically told the Secret Service to tank their normal security precautions for that location. Too many red flags for it not have been done on purpose.

Posted by: Nelly at September 16, 2026 08:14 PM (6+ehB)

166 Leftists are narcissists. Most narcissists have a golden child and ascapegoat. Palestine and Israel fit that perfectly.

Posted by: ObsidianKnife at September 16, 2026 08:27 PM (TumvK)

167 The anonymous donor was known only by his initials, but it’s believed that his name was Fred Bullsworth Iverson.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2026 08:32 PM (tOqvK)

168 My onboard reading is always the same: a title-embossed first edition of Fate Is The Hunter. It fits in the carry-on bag pocket with the title showing, and has a salutary effect on other passengers.


I read "Airframe" over the Atlantic by Michael Crichton, where the ice sheets were breaking up once.

Posted by: pawn at September 16, 2026 08:34 PM (EV0C1)

169
Red State says this Deep State Enforcer is now a former FBI agent.




Look at it this way, there's a 100% chance that this former Feeb JBT has a vagina, IYKWIM.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 16, 2026 08:38 PM (iqcvy)

170 157 I think we'll never know the truth about Butler, unless someone spills the beans on his deathbed.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2026 07:38 PM (BI5O2)

I think the fact that the Dems took Biden off the ticket almost at once says what went down. I think Jill was involved with the Secret Service to do the job.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 16

These statements are both rated too true and a large enough ' 'incentive' ( aka snitch money ) would
begin the truth telling .... well except we traded any and all leverage to accomplish anything other than survival after we chose to make Iran our hill to die on. Before the mid terms.

Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at September 16, 2026 08:40 PM (FCPbW)

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