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Ace of Spades Pet Thread, September 19

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Good afternoon and welcome to the almost world famous Ace of Spades Pet Thread. Thanks for stopping by. Kick back and enjoy the world of animals.

Would you like a treat?

Let's relax a little with the animals and leave the world of politics and current events outside today.

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Meet The PetMorons

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Zuko passed away Wednesday Sep 16

Zuko was featured on the Pet thread twice. He was such a lovely dog, Perfect temperament, gentle and kind. He will be missed.

Roger

So sorry that you have lost Zuko. I looked back, and saw this note from you in August of 2023: "Recently, on our afternoon walks, he has taken to resting for few minutes beside the creek below our house. I believe he's looking for that bridge that gets mentioned here from time to time. I will continue enjoying our time together until he finds it."

You have picked a lovely photo for us to remember him by.

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i KT here are some photos of our resident bluebird enjoying a bath. Thanks for the gardening thread! -San Franpsycho

A charmer.

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Hi KT,

This is Fat Della, trying to clean her butt. She's wrecked that cabinet.

Miley

I need a name for a sleek black kitten with golden eyes like Della. Male. Neutered.


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PetMoron Adjacent Animals
Encountered by Members of The Horde

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Hi! Mr Aspirin Factory here.

Not pets, but an invasive species. These are Jolo spiders, orb weavers from East Asia. They are everywhere and some sizeable.

So far they are in SC, NC, GA, and FL.

Ever been bitten by one? Ever touched one?

Here's a little video to go with the photos. You can share it with the kids. Maybe they will want a pet spider for Halloween.


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Thank you for sharing your pets and animal photos and stories with us today.

If you would like to send pet and/or animal stories, links, etc. for the Ace of Spades Pet Thread, the address is:

petmorons at protonmail dot com

Remember to include the nic or name by which you wish to be known when you comment at AoSHQ, or let us know if you want to remain a lurker.

Until next Saturday, have a great week!

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If you start feeling nostalgic, here a link to last week's Pet Thread, the Ace of Spades Pet Thread, September 12

I closed the comments on that post so you wouldn't get banned for commenting on a week-old post, but don't try it anyway.

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1 Roger, I am so sorry on the loss of Zuko.

Posted by: Piper at September 19, 2026 03:44 PM (ZdaMQ)

2 What is the velocity of an unladen swallow?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at September 19, 2026 03:46 PM (Bujdo)

3 Hello

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 19, 2026 03:49 PM (9NN0K)

4 Afternoon, pet folken! That swallow is beautifully colored. I'd love a car with a dark blue exterior and white interior like his upper and lower feathers.

Roger, Zuko is waiting for you at the Bridge.

And Miley, Della looks much like my big black Stirling.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 19, 2026 03:51 PM (wzUl9)

5 Is it an African or a European swallow?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 19, 2026 03:51 PM (3mKKp)

6 Roger sad yet wonderful photo of Zuko, condolences. Hard to lose s furry friend

Posted by: Skip at September 19, 2026 03:52 PM (Ia/+0)

7 Hi. Liked the spider photos. They seem to enjoy being around people.

Posted by: KT at September 19, 2026 03:52 PM (1RGZ5)

8 Meow!

Posted by: Puddleglum, drive by meow at September 19, 2026 03:53 PM (sAmhv)

9 Condolences for Zuko, Roger.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 19, 2026 03:53 PM (zZu0s)

10 2 What is the velocity of an unladen swallow?
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats

African or European?

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen at September 19, 2026 03:54 PM (Q/FnY)

11 Is that Swallow African or European?

Posted by: Bchasm Phone at September 19, 2026 03:54 PM (JtJvh)

12 KT, if you need a name for a black cat with golden eyes, you could do worse than one I considered for Stirling: "Marlin." As in "rifle" or "game fish," not as in "1950s-1970s actor" (and his name was spelled "Marlon" anyway).

Stirling was named for a famous British race car driver of the 1950s, Stirling Moss, who drove for Mercedes in a number of races. But his name was also inspired by a city and county in Scotland, and by a pipe tobacco which at the time I'd never tried, "Stirling Flake."

It occurs to me that some of the old brands of cigarettes would make good male cat names: Kent, Winston, and Chesterfield come to mind!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 19, 2026 03:56 PM (wzUl9)

13 Sorry about Zuko, Roger. I'm
Sure he so enjoyed his time with you, but it so hard to see them go.

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Beautiful bluebird photo. SanFranPsycho!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 19, 2026 03:58 PM (JrHfD)

14 I have watched cows with bells being led from pasture home to be milked in the afternoons in the Swiss countryside. They weren't coming down from the mountainside like these. Weren't wearing flowers. Just bells.

Posted by: KT at September 19, 2026 03:59 PM (1RGZ5)

15 >>>Not pets, but an invasive species. These are Jolo spiders

I do not need that.

Posted by: m at September 19, 2026 03:59 PM (odBC9)

16 Stirling was named for a famous British race car driver of the 1950s, Stirling Moss, who drove for Mercedes in a number of races. But his name was also inspired by a city and county in Scotland, and by a pipe tobacco which at the time I'd never tried, "Stirling Flake."


I've been to Stirling. Pretty town. At the foot of the Highlands and right between and a bit north of Glasgow and Edinburgh. Like most towns over there, lots and lots of history there.

Posted by: Puddleglum, drive by meow at September 19, 2026 04:01 PM (sAmhv)

17 The biggest cat I have ever seen is my friend's cat. He is about 34 lbs. His name is Crabapple. They should have called him " Giant Macintosh".

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 19, 2026 04:01 PM (JrHfD)

18 The Joro spiders don't seem to be spooked by humans. When the light hits the trees in the morning, there are webs, sizable ones, everywhere.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 19, 2026 04:05 PM (9NN0K)

19 The biggest cat I have ever seen is my friend's cat. He is about 34 lbs. His name is Crabapple. They should have called him " Giant Macintosh".
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 19, 2026


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He's "Jim Eagle," as a certain mushbrained public official once had it, to my Stirling's Jim Crow, I guess. Stirling was 15.5 lbs. at his vet visit about three weeks ago.

His diet is progressing, I suppose. We tried weighing him, and without a digital scale it's pretty difficult. But he is just as energetic as he was before, and he gobbles all his food and has learned that Dagny's bowl is not going to be available at all times.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 19, 2026 04:07 PM (wzUl9)

20 And my kitten has decided he's a watch cat. Husband was painting some windows outside. I don't think the cat recognized him and he hissed and puffed up his tail until he recognized him.

Yesterday, husband was trying to do something on the computer, and he didn't see in the cat in the chair behind him and sat down before the cat scratched, hissed and swiped at him. My response: "Well, how would you feel if someone who weighs 180 more pounds than you do sat on you? On second thought, maybe the cat was still annoyed about yesterday😉

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 19, 2026 04:08 PM (JrHfD)

21 Ok.

I am not a “dog person.” And I am afraid of certain breeds. Like want to step back and assume a defensive posture.

I was I. The parking lot of our gun range, chatting with Mark Andrew Edwards before it opened and a guy with a rottie walked by. MAE’s forever dog was a rottie, so he immediately wanted to say hello and the owner was amenable and they got to chatting. I kept a respectful distance.

When I tell you this sweet girl looked at me and sucked me in is an understatement. She came to me slowly and leaned in and offered her head and her side and begged me to rub her chest. Her energy was off the charts sweet.

Never had an experience like that with a rottie. Or any big dog other than labs.

Wow.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 19, 2026 04:10 PM (yEz+x)

22 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 19, 2026 04:07 PM (wzUl9)

Well, if the cat weight reduction specialist job continues to work out for you, perhaps I can put you in touch with my friend and Crapapple can become a much sleeker kitty.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 19, 2026 04:13 PM (JrHfD)

23 KT, my now passed black Bombay tom was named Angus.


Posted by: Kindltot at September 19, 2026 04:13 PM (rbvCR)

24 Yesterday, husband was trying to do something on the computer, and he didn't see in the cat in the chair behind him and sat down before the cat scratched, hissed and swiped at him. My response: "Well, how would you feel if someone who weighs 180 more pounds than you do sat on you? On second thought, maybe the cat was still annoyed about yesterday😉
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 19, 2026


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Her window is too hot in the afternoons for Dagny now, and she often curls up in the captain's chair at my desk. In dim light I can't see her gray fur. But when I draw out the chair to sit down, I can tell by the weight that something else is there. I perch on the edge of the chair so as not to disturb her until she decides she's too cramped and vaults away.

I don't have that problem with Stirling. He curls up atop the desk, generally when I'm at the computer. And if he is curled up in my spot on the light tan couch, even in dim light the pool of inky black fur is noticeable.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 19, 2026 04:13 PM (wzUl9)

25 Well, if the cat weight reduction specialist job continues to work out for you, perhaps I can put you in touch with my friend and Crapapple can become a much sleeker kitty.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 19, 2026


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What should Crabapple weigh? If he's a big-framed cat like a Coon or a Siberian, maybe he should weigh closed to twenty, and needs to lose only fourteen or so.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 19, 2026 04:15 PM (wzUl9)

26 Oh, and I have another freeloader. The sleek gray shorthair I nicknamed "Alfred" hasn't been around much. However, a brown tabby with a great deal of white, a feral male kitten, has latched onto my step as a great place to get chow. I pour a scoop of IAMS Indoor dry food into a plastic bowl and put it out. If I stand inside the closed screen door and don't move, I can watch him sidle up and start eating.

My two love to sit there and watch him. No hissing or growling, but they want to keep an eye on this interloper in their territory, I guess.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 19, 2026 04:18 PM (wzUl9)

27 You know what this thread needs?

MORE COWBELL!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 19, 2026 04:19 PM (FZ29D)

28 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 19, 2026 04:15 PM (wzUl9

I don't know. They're working on reducing his food but then he eats all the other cats' food. She describes his as their "ADD eater"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 19, 2026 04:19 PM (JrHfD)

29 Posted by: nurse ratched at September 19, 2026 04:10 PM (yEz+x)

Thanks for sharing that nice experience which you had.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 19, 2026 04:20 PM (JrHfD)

30 27 You know what this thread needs?

MORE COWBELL!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

What-if AOC started Dating Lauren Bobert/
Who would be wearing the Free Gaza hotpants then?

Your Welcome.

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at September 19, 2026 04:22 PM (RcT3s)

31 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 19, 2026 04:13 PM (wzUl9

Well, we're still not used to having a new kitten and Python, our dear deceased black cat, never sat in the chair in front of the computer.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 19, 2026 04:22 PM (JrHfD)

32 Last week, I wrote about kitty Ony (Fat Della could be her twin), showing her age, harder to get around, confining herself to the bedroom.

Last night Daisy the magnificent Malinois had her two cousins, Chowie and Maya, spend the night while their people, daughter and son-in-law, were out of town.

Daisy mostly sleeps out on the couch, or on the bed in the second bedroom, where she can keep a watchful eye on the driveway and random hallucinations. Guest dogs, however, insist on sleeping in the bedroom with us.

Chowie sleeps on the floor at the end of the bed, or sometimes on Daisy's mostly-unused bed in the bedroom.

Maya likes to sleep under our bed, where we have set up a bed for her. But, lately, Ony cat has been spending the night there. She also crosses under the bed to get from her cat tree (where the food is) to the water dish. Maya wants to sniff after the cat, which Ony severely dislikes.

At bedtime, Ony was ok on the high corner bench, where she can use a window sill as a bridge to her cat tree. But this morning when I got up, she was sitting in the bathroom, apparently unable to navigate the cluster of dogs.

I carried her back to bed with me. Poor kitty.🐈

Posted by: mindful webworker - houseful of fuzzbutts at September 19, 2026 04:24 PM (MX7Zk)

33 My two love to sit there and watch him. No hissing or growling, but they want to keep an eye on this interloper in their territory, I guess.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius,



Actually they are talking to that stray kittuh. Passing along intel and neighborhood news, probably.

Posted by: Puddleglum, drive by meow at September 19, 2026 04:24 PM (sAmhv)

34 I don't know. They're working on reducing his food but then he eats all the other cats' food. She describes his as their "ADD eater"
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 19, 2026


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What I do is to feed both cats at six a.m. and six p.m. Then I have to stand there until Dagny finishes her first third or so of the bowl, and take it up and put a pot lid atop it on the stove so the big black one can't get to it. Eventually, when I go into the kitchen, little Dagny will follow and give me The Look, and I put her bowl down again, rinse and repeat. Sometimes it takes three or four times before she finishes. I figure if I can keep the big one limited to his own portions, it'll work out.

Crabapple sounds like he needs to be fed separately from the others, and kept from their bowls until they are done. But that can't be easy to do.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 19, 2026 04:25 PM (wzUl9)

35 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 19, 2026 04:25 PM (wzUl9

I think they try to do that . It isn't working out too well thus far.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 19, 2026 04:30 PM (JrHfD)

36 Miley re: Fat Della:

In my house, I call that playing the cello.

(I'm sure I'm copying somebody, it's too good to be original.)

Posted by: Wenda at September 19, 2026 04:32 PM (zGeQ7)

37 I liked the video of the cows with the flowers.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 19, 2026 04:33 PM (JrHfD)

38
When I mow the acreage, not only do I have cattle egrets following me around getting the bugs turned up, there are martins and swallows booming and zooming by nailing the insects that have taken flight. I enjoy seeing both.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 19, 2026 04:35 PM (eRlcH)

39 I enjoy bird-watching swallows!

Partly because there are almost zero flying insects that make my time outdoors more pleasant.

In my neck of the woods, there are almost zero cliffs in the area. The cliff swallows have come up with a brilliant hack. Most of the overpass bridges are constructed with horizontal concrete support beams, that are protected from above by the greater footprint of the bridge deck. There are many bridges that I drive under that have HUNDREDS of swallow nests plastered into the sweet spot!

In the spring when young are in the nests, there are usually several hundred parents dipping and diving around the bridge to catch bugs.

That "ballet" is quite entertaining to me.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 19, 2026 04:36 PM (HlyYF)

40 Cats are liquid.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 19, 2026 04:37 PM (kpS4V)

41
Best of Breed for The Big Dummy at today's Austin KC show.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 19, 2026 04:38 PM (eRlcH)

42
Ruthie is having a very noisy dream. She's woobling away.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 19, 2026 04:39 PM (eRlcH)

43 FenelonSpoke, thanks for bringing the fun and uplifting links to the tech thread. (I only catch it later in the day.)

This morning, FS had two interesting links:

This is one of those amazing critter-seeks-help stories (how do they know?):
Pelican Knocks on NOAA Fisheries Office Door Looking for Help
https://tinyurl.com/26c7bzpy

And this one is cute and moving:
Rescue Dog Reaches Out Paw to Pray With Priest
https://tinyurl.com/b7f7ayzk

See the video. The priest reached back to take its paw.

Posted by: mindful webworker - critters everywhere at September 19, 2026 04:39 PM (MX7Zk)

44 41 Best of Breed for The Big Dummy at today's Austin KC show.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 19, 2026 04:38 PM


Congrats Hadrian (and TBD)!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 19, 2026 04:40 PM (HlyYF)

45 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 19, 2026 04:38 PM (eRlcH)

Congratulations!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 19, 2026 04:40 PM (JrHfD)

46 The Joro spiders don't seem to be spooked by humans. When the light hits the trees in the morning, there are webs, sizable ones, everywhere.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 19, 2026 04:05 PM (9NN0K)

We must cleanse it all with Holy Fire.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 19, 2026 04:40 PM (zZu0s)

47 Anyone else get swarmed by barn swallows everytime they mow the grass (which throws up insects they enjoy)?

The worst is early in the summer when the young ones are just learning control of their flight and have a tendency to smack into you. I've had to wear protective eyeware during that period of time.

Posted by: Orson at September 19, 2026 04:41 PM (dIske)

48 Happy caturday morons

Posted by: vmom deport deport stab deport at September 19, 2026 04:41 PM (i+iT4)

49 Posted by: mindful webworker - critters everywhere at September 19, 2026 04:39 PM (MX7Zk

You are most welcome, MWW.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 19, 2026 04:41 PM (JrHfD)

50 38 When I mow the acreage, not only do I have cattle egrets following me around getting the bugs turned up, there are martins and swallows booming and zooming by nailing the insects that have taken flight. I enjoy seeing both.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 19, 2026 04:35 PM


It is almost time to plant the winter wheat in Kansas, so the farmers are currently discing under the weeds or cover crop.

I swear, the flocks of cattle egrets fly around looking for the big green Deere tractors. As soon as they see one working the field, they land in his most recent pass to start feasting on wounded bugs.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 19, 2026 04:43 PM (HlyYF)

51 I guess the big black and yellow spiders in the big webs around here are something other than the Jolo spiders. Look similar. Jolos look like they have longer, spindlier legs.

Quick search says:
Argiope aurantia is a species of spider, commonly known as the yellow garden spider, black and yellow garden spider, golden garden spider, writing spider, zigzag spider, zipper spider, black and yellow argiope, corn spider, Steeler spider, or McKinley spider.
https://w.wiki/3rNs

Too many names. I like "corn spider." Or zigzag, which they have in their webs.

Posted by: mindful webworker - Jolo= Jou only live once? at September 19, 2026 04:48 PM (MX7Zk)

52 I didn't know what a "cattle egret" was so I looked it up. So pretty . I enjoy seeing egrets and herons.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 19, 2026 04:49 PM (JrHfD)

53 Charlie the poodle is very sensitive to the weather. I don't know if it's the air pressure or humidity or what but even when it's not actually storming he's upset. When it's actually storming, especially with thunder, he just goes crazy. This morning at 3 A.M. he got me up and we sat together for several hours.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 19, 2026 04:51 PM (ndZc7)

54 >>I was I.

That sounds downright rasta.

Today was just about as good as it gets. Perfect fall day in New England and Elvis and I took full advantage.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 19, 2026 04:51 PM (viF8m)

55 47 Anyone else get swarmed by barn swallows everytime they mow the grass (which throws up insects they enjoy)?

The worst is early in the summer when the young ones are just learning control of their flight and have a tendency to smack into you. I've had to wear protective eyeware during that period of time.

Posted by: Orson at September 19, 2026 04:41 PM


I have NOT seen that. I am amazed that the cliff swallows seem to avoid getting hit by cars travelling at highway speeds.

In my yard in the city, we have purple martins as our swallow species, and they also seem adept at avoiding collisions.

I guess I have not noticed enough when the new birds take wing to observe bad flying.

I would definitely keep the eye protection on!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 19, 2026 04:51 PM (HlyYF)

56 I believe this is why they are called "cattle egrets".

https://tinyurl.com/3ef9xdx9

I have personally observed them standing on the backs of cattle many times.

Frequently, I see a flock of 60 cattle egrets just spread out in the grass around a herd of 30 cattle.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 19, 2026 04:57 PM (HlyYF)

57 Egrets? I have a few.

Posted by: Cattle at September 19, 2026 05:02 PM (ca8Qt)

58 *I was in.

It was a really cool experience. Doesn’t make me unafraid. But makes me open to giving the benefit of the doubt. Maybe.

Some people are afraid of the dark. I’m afraid of dogs.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 19, 2026 05:05 PM (yEz+x)

59 In my yard in the city, we have purple martins as our swallow species, and they also seem adept at avoiding collisions.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 19, 2026 04:51 PM (HlyYF)
____________________________

Oh, I love Purple Martins. The coolest thing I've seen with them is the type of bird house they prefer. There is an Ice Cream/ waffle house set-up near me with all kinds of amusements (two mini-golf courses, driving range, old time arcade and various snack bars). The owner (who is a dairy farmer) set up a series of Purple Martin houses, which are on top of these really high poles (over 20 feet high). The house on each has about 20 or 30 separate entrances to what looks like apartments. They are always full in the Summer, but they migrate down to South America in the cold months...I happened to be at this Dairy bar when they returned one year, and IT WAS LOUD. It's like they were celebrating. Hilarious. And, they are one of the best bug removers on the planet. I love them.

Posted by: Orson at September 19, 2026 05:08 PM (dIske)

60 57 Egrets? I have a few.
Posted by: Cattle at September 19, 2026 05:02 PM (ca8Qt)

LOL

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 19, 2026 05:15 PM (JrHfD)

61 23 KT, my now passed black Bombay tom was named Angus.

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Angus is a good name for a black cat. This one is the skinny Siamese build, runs and hides from humans but will sometime sniff a finger. Rough with a brother but not too rough if you manage to pick him up. Just starting to meow at us.

Posted by: KT at September 19, 2026 05:22 PM (1RGZ5)

62 Pets?

Pets!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 19, 2026 05:25 PM (wpRMV)

63 52 I didn't know what a "cattle egret" was so I looked it up. So pretty . I enjoy seeing egrets and herons.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 19, 2026 04:49 PM (JrHfD

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You wouldn't enjoy them when they crap all over your clean deck.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 19, 2026 05:27 PM (wpRMV)

64 Sympathies, Roger. Sounds like you and he made the best of the last three years.

A lot of Hordefolk are leery of FB (understandably), but if you do use it visit The Chirp Corner sometime. It's videos of the poster ,often with accompanying doggo, setting out a big and varied spread of bird foods. The fun is watching who comes to dive in- my favorite so far is the orioles who have landed at the feeding station, insect in beak, to dip the bug into the cup of jelly before eating it. Of course the visitors occasionally include a bright-eyed, bushy-tailed neighbor.

Posted by: Barkingmad59, wandering lurkette at September 19, 2026 05:28 PM (ztCYQ)

65 Little boy goes outside and comes back with a fawn friend:

https://tinyurl.com/ycynxuzs

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 19, 2026 05:28 PM (JrHfD)

66 Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 19, 2026 05:27 PM (wpRMV)

Probably not, ( I'm sorry)
but I don't have a deck and only see them in the wild.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 19, 2026 05:30 PM (JrHfD)

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Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
News/Chat