Mid-Morning Art Thread

His First Lesson
Frederic Remington

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM

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1 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 09:30 AM (ccf/V)

2 yow!

Posted by: cmeat at September 17, 2026 09:30 AM (Bep7s)

3 Louis L'Amour.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 09:30 AM (ccf/V)

4 Lesson #1... Don't stand behind the horse.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 17, 2026 09:31 AM (2Cry5)

5 Nooded.

Posted by: Nazdar at September 17, 2026 09:31 AM (NcvvS)

6 He'll have a hard time getting that cinch tight with just the one hand.

Posted by: huerfano at September 17, 2026 09:31 AM (2Xqig)

7 The equine was angry that day, my friends.

Posted by: George Costanza at September 17, 2026 09:31 AM (2Ez/1)

8 His First Lesson

"Don't get within striking distance of a back leg".

Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2026 09:31 AM (Za/mt)

9 Poor horsey looks scared. Great painting though.

Posted by: Tuna at September 17, 2026 09:31 AM (lJ0H4)

10 Nooded.
Posted by: Nazdar at September 17, 2026 09:31 AM (NcvvS)

I lum'd as well.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 09:31 AM (ccf/V)

11 brush flaps ~over~ assless chaps?
got my attention...

Posted by: cmeat at September 17, 2026 09:32 AM (Bep7s)

12 So, you got a saddle on him. Good work for the first day.

I'll bet you don't get up on him though.

Posted by: Shohei Ohtani's Bookie at September 17, 2026 09:32 AM (lbCXT)

13 His First Lesson
----
What are the student learning outcomes?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 17, 2026 09:33 AM (FZ29D)

14 I could give him some advice.

Posted by: Mr. Ed at September 17, 2026 09:33 AM (2Ez/1)

15 It's a Remington, the awesome is baked right in

mos def would hang

good selection, CBD
you can knock off early today if you want

Posted by: Don Black at September 17, 2026 09:34 AM (ZxPkt)

16 horse vividly remembers the last time someone got near his tail with a barlow...

Posted by: cmeat at September 17, 2026 09:34 AM (Bep7s)

17 Are you ready for training?

Nay!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 09:34 AM (rOKnE)

18 In my adobe hacienda....

Posted by: Louise Massey and the Westerners at September 17, 2026 09:34 AM (Fn+3X)

19 I do love Remington, also Russell. Western art is my favorite art.

Posted by: huerfano at September 17, 2026 09:34 AM (2Xqig)

20 The horse is giving him the side-eye.

Posted by: dantesed at September 17, 2026 09:34 AM (Oy/m2)

21 would hang

Posted by: Gref at September 17, 2026 09:34 AM (5rh/l)

22 Horse. Therefore, art.

Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2026 09:34 AM (77rzZ)

23 Naaaaaaaay!

Love cowboy art.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 17, 2026 09:35 AM (vyGik)

24 >>Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 09:31 AM (ccf/V)

*fistbump*

Posted by: Nazdar at September 17, 2026 09:35 AM (NcvvS)

25 hmm ok

we usually ride the horse about 5 miles into town where there is a whorehouse

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 09:35 AM (/+uur)

26 Bet you don't dare saddle my ass!

Posted by: Mayor Pete at September 17, 2026 09:35 AM (Fn+3X)

27 Great selections yesterday and today.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 09:35 AM (zWqu+)

28 a cautionary tail of whoa!

Posted by: cmeat at September 17, 2026 09:35 AM (Bep7s)

29 Hay now, settle down!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 09:36 AM (rOKnE)

30 Great selections yesterday and today.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

Agree

Posted by: Tuna at September 17, 2026 09:36 AM (lJ0H4)

31 artistic masterpiece.

It’s a real tour-de-horse.

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 09:36 AM (/+uur)

32
Great Art. Love the shadow line.

Posted by: Auspex at September 17, 2026 09:36 AM (Y8DZL)

33 sunny sky

no reins expected

Posted by: Don Black at September 17, 2026 09:36 AM (ZxPkt)

34 I hope we don't get saddled with horse puns.

Posted by: dantesed at September 17, 2026 09:36 AM (Oy/m2)

35 Student driver.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 17, 2026 09:36 AM (ndZc7)

36 They're wearing assless chaps.

Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2026 09:37 AM (77rzZ)

37 That gives me an idea. . .

Posted by: Dick Francis at September 17, 2026 09:37 AM (rOKnE)

38 Horsey's eyes emote surprise. Wonder what happened before this scene.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at September 17, 2026 09:37 AM (fcRnL)

39 >> I hope we don't get saddled with horse puns.

Expect unbridled punning!

Posted by: Dick Francis at September 17, 2026 09:37 AM (rOKnE)

40 This one deserves to hang over the free breakfast bar at the Motel 6 in Santa Fe.

Posted by: Don't Mind The Imitation Maple Syrup Stains at September 17, 2026 09:37 AM (Fn+3X)

41 Kramer: Yeah, the little fella's been riding his heart out. They're gonna break his maiden.
Man: Really? But, it's a little bit slow out there. It rained last night.
Kramer: Oh, this baby loves the slop. Loves it, eats it up. Eats the slop. Born in the slop. His father was a mudder.
Man: His father was a mudder?
Kramer: His mother was a mudder.
Man: His mother was a mudder?
Kramer: What did I just say?

Posted by: Obligatory Seinfeld reference at September 17, 2026 09:38 AM (2Ez/1)

42 The hind foot is tied up so he can't kick.

Posted by: huerfano at September 17, 2026 09:38 AM (2Xqig)

43 yalls just trying to stirrup trouble

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 09:38 AM (/+uur)

44 >>>> I hope we don't get saddled with horse puns.

Just a bit. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 09:38 AM (rOKnE)

45 DONT REIN IN MY PARADE

Posted by: Ethel the Singing Horse at September 17, 2026 09:39 AM (/+uur)

46 Quite accurate - the first lesson should ALWAYS be: Don't get your ass kicked by the horse.

If you do, however, you will remember it.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 17, 2026 09:39 AM (o36GC)

47 I hope we don't get saddled with horse puns.
Posted by: dantesed

We'll have our filly of them before the thread is done, I bet.

Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2026 09:39 AM (77rzZ)

48 >> yalls just trying to stirrup trouble

We must pommel the troublemakers!
Whip 'em into shape!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 09:39 AM (rOKnE)

49 The gray horse in the background is thinking "Bro...might as well accept it. I speak from experience."

Posted by: Tuna at September 17, 2026 09:39 AM (lJ0H4)

50 CBD is just placating us all today. Must have something up his sleeve for tomorrow.

Posted by: From about That Time at September 17, 2026 09:39 AM (sl73Y)

51 >>>>> I hope we don't get saddled with horse puns.
----

one bridles at the mere suggestion

Posted by: Don Black at September 17, 2026 09:39 AM (ZxPkt)

52 Out through the back door of Rosa's, I ran
Out where the horses were tied
I caught a good one, it looked like it could run
Up on its back, and away I did ride

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 09:40 AM (viF8m)

53 Looks like my dachshund when he thinks you're going to take his squeaky toy.

Posted by: red speck at September 17, 2026 09:40 AM (Ve/HL)

54
Horse, therefore art.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 09:40 AM (eRlcH)

55 Still deciding withers or not I like this one.

Posted by: Jockeying For Position at September 17, 2026 09:41 AM (Fn+3X)

56 39 >> I hope we don't get saddled with horse puns.

Expect unbridled punning!
Posted by: Dick Francis at September 17, 2026 09:37 AM

They're manely stable now.

Posted by: Oh, no... at September 17, 2026 09:42 AM (2Ez/1)

57 a couple of saucers hovering in the background.
(in much the same way that a brick doesn't)

Posted by: cmeat at September 17, 2026 09:42 AM (Bep7s)

58 I hope we don't get saddled with horse puns.
Posted by: dantesed

We'll have our filly of them before the thread is done, I bet.
Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2026 09:39 AM (77rzZ)

48 >> yalls just trying to stirrup trouble

We must pommel the troublemakers!
Whip 'em into shape!
Posted by: Lizzy

Rein in the jollity.

Posted by: Tuna at September 17, 2026 09:43 AM (lJ0H4)

59 Always makes me wonder about the first guy to ride a horse. Seems like a cool idea until you actually get up close to one. Had to have been a couple dudes and some alcohol involved.

Posted by: red speck at September 17, 2026 09:43 AM (Ve/HL)

60 >>CBD is just placating us all today. Must have something up his sleeve for tomorrow.

Can't expect the pretty horse art to last furlong. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 09:43 AM (rOKnE)

61 'This nag won't cooperate. Get Larry over here.'

'Where's lariat?'

(this one is such a stretch)

Posted by: Don Black at September 17, 2026 09:43 AM (ZxPkt)

62 An amazing piece of Murrican art.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 09:44 AM (RIvkX)

63 We're champing at the bit to think of some more equine puns.

Posted by: Or is it chomping? at September 17, 2026 09:44 AM (2Ez/1)

64 Jimmy Funk, the youngest of the wrestling Funk Brothers, was quite mentally ill from being locked up in the Bunk House while his older brothers caroused in town.

Posted by: Ring The Mental Health Bell! at September 17, 2026 09:44 AM (Fn+3X)

65 His First Lesson
Frederic Remington

************

Espinoza - a limerick

There once was a cowpoke named Fife
Who learned lots of lessons in life.
The first one, of course:
"When mounting a horse,
Don't do it like mounting your wife!"

Posted by: muldoon at September 17, 2026 09:44 AM (I0N4X)

66 59 horses were tiny "when people were shorter and lived near the water."

Posted by: cmeat at September 17, 2026 09:44 AM (Bep7s)

67 >>We're champing at the bit to think of some more equine puns.

Would't want to buck the trend!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 09:45 AM (rOKnE)

68 His First Lesson
Frederic Remington

*********

Trigger warning!

Posted by: Roy Rogers at September 17, 2026 09:45 AM (I0N4X)

69 61 "you put too much storch in my underwear!"

Posted by: cmeat at September 17, 2026 09:45 AM (Bep7s)

70 I like the way he paints body language.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at September 17, 2026 09:45 AM (bNf8H)

71 >Always makes me wonder about the first guy to ride a horse. Seems like a cool idea until you actually get up close to one. Had to have been a couple dudes and some alcohol involved.

Posted by: red speck
-----

somebody was the first guy to eat bull testicles
what was the thought process on that

Posted by: Don Black at September 17, 2026 09:45 AM (ZxPkt)

72 Why the Sarah Jessica Parker face?

Posted by: I gotta ask at September 17, 2026 09:46 AM (2Ez/1)

73 That painting makes me appreciate A/C.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at September 17, 2026 09:46 AM (cWLG3)

74 Is it champing at the bit or chomping at the bit?

Posted by: dantesed at September 17, 2026 09:46 AM (Oy/m2)

75 >> Why the Sarah Jessica Parker face?

I don't get it

Posted by: John Kerry at September 17, 2026 09:47 AM (rOKnE)

76 75 >> Why the Sarah Jessica Parker face?

I don't get it
Posted by: John Kerry at September 17, 2026 09:47 AM

LOL.
*golfclap*

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 17, 2026 09:48 AM (2Ez/1)

77 FREDERIC REMINGTON (1861-1909)
The Trooper and His Mare
Price realised
USD 1,397,000
Estimate
USD 600,000 – USD 800,000

Closed:
20 Jan 2026

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 09:49 AM (/+uur)

78 Wild horses-we'll ride them someday.

Posted by: Jagger/Richards at September 17, 2026 09:49 AM (Fn+3X)

79 Fundamentals of horse business.

Posted by: Weasel at September 17, 2026 09:49 AM (GNqmQ)

80 Uh oh, Weasel's here. Nobody bring up ruler art.

Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2026 09:50 AM (77rzZ)

81 His First Lesson

"Don't get within striking distance of a back leg".

Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2026 09:31 AM (Za/mt)
=====

Yep. Looks like Mr. Ed has the right one cocked and loaded.

Posted by: mrp at September 17, 2026 09:50 AM (rj6Yv)

82 I think that guy in the doorway is Adobe Gillis...

Posted by: muldoon at September 17, 2026 09:50 AM (I0N4X)

83 it fetlock a wet q-tip.

Posted by: cmeat at September 17, 2026 09:50 AM (Bep7s)

84 Appears to be a two horse town.

Posted by: Casual observer at September 17, 2026 09:51 AM (2Ez/1)

85 (rOKnE)

-----

That's an All-American hash.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2026 09:51 AM (BI5O2)

86 Always makes me wonder about the first guy to ride a horse. Seems like a cool idea until you actually get up close to one. Had to have been a couple dudes and some alcohol involved.

Posted by: red speck

Those wacky Indo-Europeans...

Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2026 09:51 AM (77rzZ)

87 80 Uh oh, Weasel's here. Nobody bring up ruler art.
Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2026 09:50 AM

Stay on the straight and narrow.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 17, 2026 09:52 AM (2Ez/1)

88 82 no, that's haunches pilate.

Posted by: cmeat at September 17, 2026 09:52 AM (Bep7s)

89 Horse is like "why you looking under there like that? Aw, hell no!"

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 17, 2026 09:52 AM (P6lWH)

90 Wilburrrrrr!

Posted by: LizLem at September 17, 2026 09:53 AM (Toos7)

91 88 or maybe bill withers.

Posted by: cmeat at September 17, 2026 09:54 AM (Bep7s)

92 Guy getting ready to mount up is looking right at the hacienda.

(Wait for it...)

The James Monroe won't get it.
Sponge will get it around 3 p.m.

Posted by: muldoon at September 17, 2026 09:55 AM (I0N4X)

93 Guy getting ready to mount up is looking right at the hacienda.

(Wait for it...)

The James Monroe won't get it.
Sponge will get it around 3 p.m.
Posted by: muldoon at September 17, 2026 09:55 AM

*slow clap*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 17, 2026 09:55 AM (P6lWH)

94 Groan

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 09:55 AM (zWqu+)

95 There’s something about Remington that makes me stand up taller and proud to be living in the American West. What an amazing place, the West.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 17, 2026 09:55 AM (yEz+x)

96
The James Monroe won't get it.
Sponge will get it around 3 p.m.
Posted by: muldoon at September 17, 2026 09:55 AM (I0N4X)

Facts are hard to deny......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 09:56 AM (ccf/V)

97 "any palomino is a pal o mine o."

Posted by: cmeat at September 17, 2026 09:56 AM (Bep7s)

98 Remington died fairly young like yesterday's artist both due appendicitis.

Posted by: Tuna at September 17, 2026 09:56 AM (lJ0H4)

99 Guy getting ready to mount up is looking right at the hacienda.

(Wait for it...)

The James Monroe won't get it.
Sponge will get it around 3 p.m.
Posted by: muldoon

Wow. Well done.

Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2026 09:56 AM (77rzZ)

100 Alright, it was good

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 09:56 AM (zWqu+)

101 90 Wilburrrrrr!
Posted by: LizLem at September 17, 2026 09:53 AM

Quiet, you!

Posted by: Francis The Talking Mule at September 17, 2026 09:56 AM (2Ez/1)

102 98 Remington died fairly young like yesterday's artist both due appendicitis.
Posted by: Tuna at September 17, 2026 09:56 AM (lJ0H4)

The Good Old Days, right?

Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2026 09:57 AM (Gqar8)

103 (rOKnE)
-----
That's an All-American hash.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

**********

"She turned me into a Knute!"

Posted by: muldoon at September 17, 2026 09:57 AM (I0N4X)

104 His First Lesson
Frederic Remington

Love Remington's body of work. Would hang today's art selection.

A theme has emerged. How long can it go is a question.

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 17, 2026 09:57 AM (NFX2v)

105 Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 17, 2026 09:55 AM (P6lWH)

Glad your hash changed.

Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2026 09:57 AM (77rzZ)

106 *hoof bump*

Posted by: Rabid Moroccan Donkey with a ruptured asshole at September 17, 2026 09:58 AM (zWqu+)

107 Always makes me wonder about the first guy to ride a horse. Seems like a cool idea until you actually get up close to one. Had to have been a couple dudes and some alcohol involved.

Posted by: red speck

Those wacky Indo-Europeans...
Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2026 09:51 AM (77rzZ)
===

Humans were hunting and eating horses long before they started riding them. Whichever culture first domesticated horses for hauling and transportation ( I wonder which came first?), that culture had a surfeit of available protein.

Posted by: mrp at September 17, 2026 09:58 AM (rj6Yv)

108 Glad your hash changed.
Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2026 09:57 AM

I'm on a different network. We'll see what happens next week.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 17, 2026 09:58 AM (P6lWH)

109 My spine and back muscles twinged just a bit. Cinch up, boys.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 17, 2026 09:58 AM (5C90x)

110 rezin made it, but gymkhana designed it.

Posted by: cmeat at September 17, 2026 09:58 AM (Bep7s)

111 >>>Always makes me wonder about the first guy to ride a horse. Seems like a cool idea until you actually get up close to one. Had to have been a couple dudes and some alcohol involved.
Posted by: red speck at September 17, 2026 09:43 AM (Ve/HL)

"Hold my beer" has probably contributed to a lot of advancements in civilization. As well as entrants for the Darwin Awards. Ones we will never know about!

I still marvel that someone might have stored milk in the stomach of a goat millennia ago, saw it became curds and whey, and was like yeah let's eat that and see what happens.

Posted by: LizLem at September 17, 2026 09:58 AM (Toos7)

112
The Horde is on fire today!

Posted by: Auspex at September 17, 2026 09:58 AM (Y8DZL)

113 Not a word here about Travis Kelce losing $35 million to an illegal alien in a Ponzi scheme
Posted by: SMOD at September 17, 2026 09:08 AM (RHGPo)

I saw that - that was the total cash value, not just the take from Kelce - but still... LOL.

I wish I had the connections to finance a Ponzi scheme.

Most celebrities and athletes are stupid as hell and rich as Croesus. They're the schwerpunkt for a Ponzi scheme. Rope in a a couple of big talent agents/managers, and show them 25% returns. From there, draw in their retarded clients, and really open up the sluices.

The whole time, live modestly, and at least apparently work long hours.

No luxury apartments or extravagant parties, except for wooing clients, in an official business context.

Offshore *every last penny of the stolen proceeds.*

Set a reasonable goal, say $75-100m, then ghost everyone and flee the country when you hit it, or the heat is on, whichever comes first.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2026 09:59 AM (BI5O2)

114 100% of people living today will experience death at some point in their lives.

Posted by: Don Black

Japan Has Over 100,000 People Who Are at Least 100 Years Old, a Record

-
Helluva century they chose to lived through.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 17, 2026 09:59 AM (ndZc7)

115 A theme has emerged. How long can it go is a question.
Posted by: L

Tomorrow, a nekkid lardass on a horse, surrounded by bluebells.

Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2026 09:59 AM (77rzZ)

116 >>Is it champing at the bit or chomping at the bit?

Yes

Posted by: AOC at September 17, 2026 09:59 AM (rOKnE)

117 All I can say is horse training has come a long way. Remington captures the crudeness of horse breaking very well.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2026 10:01 AM (+fpfy)

118 >> "any palomino is a pal o mine o."

Mind if I use that?

Posted by: Girth Brooks at September 17, 2026 10:01 AM (rOKnE)

119 111 you slurped one, watched your kids do same... not that far of a stretch.

Posted by: cmeat at September 17, 2026 10:01 AM (Bep7s)

120 Snake eyes
French fries and I got lots of gas
Full moon and a jumpin' tune
Now you don't have to ask
Sure enough, they'll be sellin' you stuff
When the moon begins to rise...

Posted by: Crazy Horse at September 17, 2026 10:01 AM (P4iUb)

121 115. Tomorrow, a nekkid lardass on a horse, surrounded by bluebells.
Posted by: Bulg

😏 In theme, it counts.

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 17, 2026 10:02 AM (NFX2v)

122 First lesson for who, the horse or one of the cowboys?

(both?)

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 17, 2026 10:03 AM (aJQbY)

123 107 i met a guy in the royal chitwan national park who was said to have courted his wife by riding a rhinocerous as a teen.

Posted by: cmeat at September 17, 2026 10:03 AM (Bep7s)

124 But all the horse manure.

Posted by: The stableman's daughter at September 17, 2026 10:04 AM (2Ez/1)

125 i met a guy in the royal chitwan national park who was said to have courted his wife by riding a rhinoceros as a teen.
Posted by: cmeat

What guys'll do for p***y...

Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2026 10:04 AM (77rzZ)

126 Now even the shallow and stupid are leaving California.

“American Idol” Ditching California for Atlanta in Another Blow to Hollywood Production

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 17, 2026 10:05 AM (ndZc7)

127 Japan Has Over 100,000 People Who Are at Least 100 Years Old, a Record

-
Helluva century they chose to lived through.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
________

There's a wistful anime movie in that somewhere.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 17, 2026 10:05 AM (XvL8K)

128 118 you'll have to take it up with corporal agarn.

Posted by: cmeat at September 17, 2026 10:06 AM (Bep7s)

129 >>>Not a word here about Travis Kelce losing $35 million to an illegal alien in a Ponzi scheme
Posted by: SMOD at September 17, 2026 09:08 AM (RHGPo)

Celebs do dumb things every day.

I mentioned this the other day, but apparently Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce did not have the talk, when they were engaged, about what his having to be in KC during the season actually looks like. She was on tour for most of their courtship. Now she's finding out. Apparently she does NOT want to move into her WAG football wife era, even though she could write and record music in KC. She wants to stay on the coasts and hang with her girl squad. But he can't exactly work remote for training. I wonder if she's going to push for him to retire, which if he lost $35M he might not want to. Or transfer to a team in LA or NY.

Posted by: LizLem at September 17, 2026 10:07 AM (Toos7)

130 125 opticalllusion, you're three asterisks, while in a row, seem to form an arch. kinda neat.

Posted by: cmeat at September 17, 2026 10:08 AM (Bep7s)

131 All I can say is horse training has come a long way. Remington captures the crudeness of horse breaking very well.
Posted by: Ben Had

Buck Brannaman.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2026 10:08 AM (Za/mt)

132 >>Apparently she does NOT want to move into her WAG football wife era, even though she could write and record music in KC. She wants to stay on the coasts and hang with her girl squad.

That's not how it works.
Can't wait for her at age 45'ish r=deciding she's ready for kids, hiring a surrogate. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 10:10 AM (rOKnE)

133 "Hey, Hank, get Baffert on the phone. We're gonna need some good drugs for this one."

Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2026 10:10 AM (77rzZ)

134 "I mentioned this the other day, but apparently Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce did not have the talk, when they were engaged, about what his having to be in KC during the season actually looks like. She was on tour for most of their courtship. Now she's finding out."

Just looking at that pair you can tell who the brains of the outfit is.

Posted by: Tuna at September 17, 2026 10:10 AM (lJ0H4)

135 A Remington painting is a nice way to start the day. (Well, after errands, breakfast and a cup of coffee.) Bright and simple blocks of color but not static. The hard shadows at an angle and the placement of the people (notice none are standing right in back of the horse) in motion make the scene lively. It's a small thing but the horse's eye, wide and showing white in alarm, sets the mood. It is such an effective painting.

I do wonder if the title refers to the horse, the smaller (younger?) figure by his side, or both. In any case, the viewer is left with the impression that action will follow soon.

Posted by: JTB at September 17, 2026 10:11 AM (yTvNw)

136 "I mentioned this the other day, but apparently Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce did not have the talk, when they were engaged, about what his having to be in KC during the season actually looks like. She was on tour for most of their courtship. Now she's finding out."

Just looking at that pair you can tell who the brains of the outfit is.
Posted by: Tuna

Her manager.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2026 10:11 AM (Za/mt)

137 [Nancy] Mace had more to say on the subject. "Her children are dead. She should be dead, too," she averred. "She should get the death penalty. It should be public. It should be a public execution."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 17, 2026 10:11 AM (ndZc7)

138 Do horses like to eat Bluebells?

Posted by: Melding Threads at September 17, 2026 10:11 AM (Fn+3X)

139 Just looking at that pair you can tell who the brains of the outfit is.
Posted by: Tuna

**********

Patrick Mahomes

Posted by: muldoon at September 17, 2026 10:12 AM (I0N4X)

140 Not honoring Peter Max with a painting on the Art thread is sad. Maybe tomorrow?

Posted by: R. Crumb at September 17, 2026 10:12 AM (Fn+3X)

141 [Nancy] Mace had more to say on the subject. "Her children are dead. She should be dead, too," she averred. "She should get the death penalty. It should be public. It should be a public execution."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

If she were a male, she'd already be on Death Row.

John Battaglia killed his two daughters in a case forensic psychologists linked to psychosis stemming from bipolar disorder.
The jury took just 19 minutes to deliberate.
He was executed in Texas in 2018.
*************************************************
A South Carolina jury needed two hours to send Timothy Ray Jones Jr. to death row after he strangled his five children.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2026 10:13 AM (Za/mt)

142 OT, work email beef #5:

The "See below" with a chain of 50 emails.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 17, 2026 10:13 AM (XvL8K)

143 i met a guy in the royal chitwan national park who was said to have courted his wife by riding a rhinoceros as a teen.
Posted by: cmeat

What guys'll do for p***y...
Posted by: Bulg

Umefufu.

Posted by: Rabid Moroccan Donkey with a ruptured asshole at September 17, 2026 10:14 AM (zWqu+)

144 even though she could write and record music in KC
Posted by: LizLem

Everything's up-to-date there now, you know.

Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2026 10:14 AM (77rzZ)

145 willowed from Morning Report

436 I will forever despise and never forget those who pulled down statues.
Posted by: Eromero at September 17, 2026 10:12 AM (LHPAg)

Posted by: Eromero at September 17, 2026 10:16 AM (LHPAg)

146 The Paolo, he knows what it is like to be called, how you say? The Peter Max!

Posted by: The Paolo at September 17, 2026 10:16 AM (I0N4X)

147 144 even though she could write and record music in KC
Posted by: LizLem

Everything's up-to-date there now, you know.
Posted by: Bulg

Too noisy to record in KC with all those faggots jumping around.

Posted by: Big Old Fat Slim Pickens at September 17, 2026 10:17 AM (Fn+3X)

148 Umefufu

HALF!

Posted by: Halfhand at September 17, 2026 10:17 AM (wkREs)

149 139. Patrick Mahomes
Posted by: muldoon

Ha! True.

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 17, 2026 10:18 AM (NFX2v)

150 142 this pales to work or other "replies to mass recipient threads." esp with "liked" or some such inane brainlessness.

Posted by: cmeat at September 17, 2026 10:19 AM (Bep7s)

151 Oh and speaking of sportsball... the women shrieking over Sydney Sweeney being mostly naked in that sports betting ad have ignored that she's an investor in Novig. Which is a savvy move. Her role grew from an equity stakeholder into a strategic partner and now the face (and body) of the brand. So the puritan scolds have given it free advertising and she'll probably be making bank from it. Well played.

Cardi B had a career, before rapping about wet female parts, as a ho drugging and then robbing her clients... yaaas kween get that bread!

Sydney Sweeney being a model and not hurting anyone... worst woman ever!

And I can't even with them being more enraged at her than the Clancy woman. Zero compassion for Sweeney as a woman making money, vs calling a woman a hero for killing her babies.

Posted by: LizLem at September 17, 2026 10:20 AM (Toos7)

152 At UPI: "NASA finds new impact crater on the moon"
Photo reveals the impacting object was obviously a big paintball.
https://tinyurl.com/y8hzm2ve

Posted by: gp at September 17, 2026 10:20 AM (Jr5Lq)

153 /sock adjustment

Posted by: muldoon, they're my dad's jokes, don't blame me! at September 17, 2026 10:20 AM (I0N4X)

154 Too noisy to record in KC with all those faggots jumping around.
Posted by: Big Old Fat Slim Pickens

Camp Town ladies sing this song
Doo dah, doo dah...

Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2026 10:20 AM (Za/mt)

155 Sunny and 55 here on the water. It is a beautiful morning.

Hope y’all have a lovely day. This is certainly a great start!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 17, 2026 10:21 AM (2Jo7a)

156 Is the horse the student or the teacher?

Posted by: No Name Today at September 17, 2026 10:22 AM (8mulE)

157 That filthy Mexican is off doing it with his horse.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2026 10:22 AM (2OBCo)

158 153 unnecessary. but fun.

Posted by: cmeat at September 17, 2026 10:23 AM (Bep7s)

159 Morn' all.. Slept in this morning....so... what's new ?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 17, 2026 10:23 AM (+gK6I)

160 That filthy Mexican is off doing it with his horse.
Posted by: Boss Moss

*********

Same as those hoss-style Indians...

Posted by: muldoon, they're my dad's jokes, don't blame me! at September 17, 2026 10:24 AM (I0N4X)

161 Too noisy to record in KC with all those faggots jumping around.
Posted by: Big Old Fat Slim Pickens at September 17, 2026 10:17 AM

Percy: Then there's the Jumping Jews of Jerusalem!
Prince Edmund: And what do they do?
Percy: They jump, my lord. A lot.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 17, 2026 10:26 AM (P6lWH)

162 Relax, horsie, this isn't Enumclaw.

Posted by: PabloD at September 17, 2026 10:26 AM (CoKDD)

163 Horse probably has a burr under it's saddle. They don't like that at all.

Posted by: Case at September 17, 2026 10:26 AM (xJpuh)

164 159 Morn' all.. Slept in this morning....so... what's new ?
Posted by: It's me donna at September 17, 2026 10:23 AM (+gK6I)

Bitching about the price of gasoline, gaming out the elections in November.

Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2026 10:26 AM (Gqar8)

165
Bitching about the price of gasoline, gaming out the elections in November.
Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2026 10:26 AM (Gqar

So a day that ends in Y

Posted by: It's me donna at September 17, 2026 10:27 AM (+gK6I)

166 Morn' all. Slept in this morning....so... what's new?
Posted by: It's me donna

Horse puns! Lots of 'em! Maney, maney horse puns!

Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2026 10:27 AM (77rzZ)

167 >>>Now even the shallow and stupid are leaving California.“American Idol” Ditching California for Atlanta in Another Blow to Hollywood Production

If republicans politicians in CA and nationally had any brains, they'd be hanging the Paramount Studios fleeing CA, with its like $22B in lost revenue fleeing too, squarely at the feet of Newsome and the CA democrats. Their policies caused this!

That, plus the union strike they had right after Hollywood was still recovering from COVID, plus woke DSA politics, plus ballot fraud.

What big company has to flee CA to finally wake the politicians up that they are the problem?

Posted by: LizLem at September 17, 2026 10:27 AM (Toos7)

168 162 Relax, horsie, this isn't Enumclaw.
Posted by: PabloD at September 17, 2026 10:26 AM (CoKDD)

LOL!!

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 17, 2026 10:28 AM (0CU3H)

169 I have to run and get back in the saddle again, but thanks for letting me chill a bit and spam the thread with silly news. Be good to each other! Love the horse puns.

Posted by: LizLem at September 17, 2026 10:30 AM (Toos7)

170 This depicts the first western data center.

Constructed by Adobe.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at September 17, 2026 10:30 AM (5ls6b)

171 Zero compassion for Sweeney as a woman making money, vs calling a woman a hero for killing her babies.

Posted by: LizLem at September 17, 2026 10:20 AM (Toos7)

That is the result of 100 years of feminism. It is the total destruction of "Woman," and subsuming the idea into a mess of post-modern nonsense.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 17, 2026 10:30 AM (k5CNB)

172 Caption:

"You dumb bastard! Don't look me in the
the mouth! I'm a gift. Don't look me in the mouth!!!!"

Posted by: naturalfake at September 17, 2026 10:31 AM (uCJSi)

173 168 162 Relax, horsie, this isn't Enumclaw.
Posted by: PabloD

There was a big Rodeo there last week. Don't want to know what went on behind the barn.

Posted by: Bareback Bobby at September 17, 2026 10:31 AM (Fn+3X)

174 First lesson for the horse I assume

Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2026 10:31 AM (IfYAC)

175 [Nancy] Mace had more to say on the subject. "Her children are dead. She should be dead, too," she averred. "She should get the death penalty. It should be public. It should be a public execution."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 17, 2026 10:11 AM (ndZc7)

When she's right, she's right.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2026 10:32 AM (1z8ji)

176 Re: email (see what I did there?)

Don't forget the -
someone sent to the entire org,
some other idiot said 'please remove me from this mailing list'
5 thousand other idiots replied-to-all to say don't reply-all.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 17, 2026 10:34 AM (aJQbY)

177
Yep, Sydney Sweeney VS The Wine Mom Murderettes

Provides such a clear contrast,

Libtard Women
Crazy Is Just A State of Mind!!!!!!!!'

Posted by: naturalfake at September 17, 2026 10:36 AM (uCJSi)

178 Don't forget about me.

Posted by: Blind copy to the boss at September 17, 2026 10:36 AM (2Ez/1)

179 Painting: very nice. Tells a story. I like the ragged brushstroke style. The shadows.

Posted by: gp at September 17, 2026 10:37 AM (Jr5Lq)

180 176 that's beautiful.

Posted by: cmeat at September 17, 2026 10:37 AM (Bep7s)

181 CBD, this is the result of TOXIC feminism, and specifically the second wave feminism, yes.

The first wave, the Elizabeth Cady Stanton and Susan B Anthony era, was not toxic. They were both fiercely pro life and pro baby, and wanted women to get the vote so they could PROTECT and have a say in their kids' lives. They would be slapping all the modern pro choice women silly right about now. The idea of a woman not protecting babies would be anathema to them.

Ok, I'm really off now! No more getting distracted. But always happy to be distracted by you, CBD!

Posted by: LizLem at September 17, 2026 10:38 AM (Toos7)

182 This painting is totally lacking in happy little bushes.

But hey, it's your painting.

Posted by: zombie Bob Ross at September 17, 2026 10:39 AM (0sNs1)

183 Amber waves of grain>> Bloody waves of feminism.

Posted by: Waving Bye-Bye! at September 17, 2026 10:40 AM (Fn+3X)

184 Crazy Nancy got it right.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 10:42 AM (zWqu+)

185 Horse puns! Lots of 'em! Maney, maney horse puns!
Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2026 10:27 AM

You had to hoof it over here early to catch them live.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 17, 2026 10:42 AM (0sNs1)

186 Down in the horse corral, standin' alone
Is an old Caballo, a Strawberry Roan
His legs are all spavined, he's got pigeon toes
Little pig eyes and a big Roman nose

Little pin ears that touched at the tip
A big 44 brand was on his left hip
U-necked and old with a long, lower jaw
I could see with one eye, he's a regular outlaw
--Curley Fletcher, 1915, and yep there's a naughty version

For a glorious moment I thought it was Pretty Horsey week,
but it turns out to be Early Death from Appendicitis Days.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 17, 2026 10:43 AM (zdLoL)

187 and don't get me started on what i perceive to be "arbitrary lane changes."

Posted by: cmeat at September 17, 2026 10:44 AM (Bep7s)

188 Don't forget about me.
Posted by: Blind copy to the boss at September 17, 2026 10:36 AM (2Ez/
====

Or me!

Posted by: Mistaken blind copy to the boss at September 17, 2026 10:44 AM (RIvkX)

189 188 fun with undisclosed on speaker phone calls.

Posted by: cmeat at September 17, 2026 10:46 AM (Bep7s)

190 Gas gets any higher we all may be in the market for a horse.

Posted by: Case at September 17, 2026 10:46 AM (xJpuh)

191 Honestly, these days, with how corrupt everything is, maybe you don't even need connections. Maybe you can just walk up to a BoA loan officer and say "I have a plan to scam celebrities with a Ponzi scheme. I need some seed money for it. Nobody's getting paid back, except you guys, who I don't dare fuck with. You get paid, everyone else gets bent, just like always."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2026 10:48 AM (BI5O2)

192 @167

>>If republicans politicians in CA and nationally had any brains...

There really aren't that many Republican politicians in California, sure there may be some on some city council here or there, but they are a vast overwhelming majority.

They have been essentially run out of California on a rail.

The people of Cali have spoken and they wany democrat governance and are prepared and willing to get it good and hard.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 17, 2026 10:49 AM (XV/Pl)

193 "Honestly, these days, with how corrupt everything is, maybe you don't even need connections."

Sic an agentic AI on it: "Find me a govt program that's easy pickings for fraud, design a plan to exploit it, execute it, and send the money to this account."

Posted by: gp at September 17, 2026 10:50 AM (Jr5Lq)

194 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. A Remington. Nice!
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 17, 2026 10:50 AM (2WIwB)

195 Gas gets any higher we all may be in the market for a horse.
Posted by: Case at September 17, 2026 10:46 AM (xJpuh)

Bought any bales of hay lately?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2026 10:50 AM (1z8ji)

196 Ah California, the Land of the Lotus Eaters and brown serfs. Let us not go to California, it is a Silly Place.

Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2026 10:51 AM (Gqar8)

197 Posted by: LizLem at September 17, 2026 10:38 AM (

Yes. Thank you, LizLem.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 17, 2026 10:52 AM (JrHfD)

198 Nobody actually knows how many Republicans are in California. California hasn't fair elections in decades.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 10:52 AM (viF8m)

199 Sic an agentic AI on it: "Find me a govt program that's easy pickings for fraud, design a plan to exploit it, execute it, and send the money to this account."
Posted by: gp at September 17, 2026 10:50 AM (Jr5Lq)

Tell it to figure out a scheme to scam Somalians.

For all their Simoleons.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2026 10:52 AM (1z8ji)

200 Gas gets any higher we all may be in the market for a horse.

Beef don't come down, they'll all be et.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 17, 2026 10:53 AM (zdLoL)

201 Old and busted: high price of eggs.
The new hotness: high price of beef and petroleum distillates.

Posted by: gp at September 17, 2026 10:55 AM (Jr5Lq)

202 Don't forget the -
someone sent to the entire org,
some other idiot said 'please remove me from this mailing list'
5 thousand other idiots replied-to-all to say don't reply-all.
Posted by: RandomDave
________

The Reply All "Thanks!" should carry the death penalty.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 17, 2026 10:55 AM (XvL8K)

203 There really aren't that many Republican politicians in California, sure there may be some on some city council here or there, but they are a vast overwhelming majority.

They have been essentially run out of California on a rail.

The people of Cali have spoken and they wany democrat governance and are prepared and willing to get it good and hard.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

Aren't there still some in the parts of the state that are not on the coast?

Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2026 10:55 AM (77rzZ)

204
Most celebrities and athletes are stupid as hell and rich as Croesus. They're the schwerpunkt for a Ponzi scheme. Rope in a a couple of big talent agents/managers, and show them 25% returns. From there, draw in their retarded clients, and really open up the sluices.

_________

This is the story of Epstein. A lot of people you think are as rich as Croesus are actually comically impecunious, for example royalty, academics, those in the arts. They're trying to stay one step in front of the wolves.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 10:56 AM (eRlcH)

205 Can't go wrong with a Remington.
🤠

Posted by: mindful webworker - hyah! at September 17, 2026 10:59 AM (XAUvQ)

206 The Reply All "Thanks!" should carry the death penalty.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 17, 2026 10:55 AM

Seriously. After every large Teams meeting I get roped into my inbox explodes with "Thanks!" and smiley emojis.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 17, 2026 10:59 AM (P6lWH)

207 203

Aren't there still some in the parts of the state that are not on the coast?
Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2026 10:55 AM (77rzZ)

It is a numbers game, it is always a numbers game. And fraud.

Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2026 11:00 AM (Gqar8)

208 @195. AOP.
I got enough pasture for a horse.

Posted by: Case at September 17, 2026 11:00 AM (xJpuh)

209 You have to feed a horse even if you don't ride him.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 17, 2026 11:00 AM (36x1j)

210 Nood rant.

Posted by: Nazdar at September 17, 2026 11:00 AM (NcvvS)

211 MONKEY!

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 17, 2026 11:00 AM (gLYp7)

212 U nas yest' NOOD.

Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2026 11:01 AM (77rzZ)

213 This is the story of Epstein. A lot of people you think are as rich as Croesus are actually comically *impecunious*, for example royalty, academics, those in the arts. They're trying to stay one step in front of the wolves.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 10:56 AM (eRlcH)

Learnt me a new word today. Thank you!

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 17, 2026 11:01 AM (PSEDc)

214 Seriously. After every large Teams meeting I get roped into my inbox explodes with "Thanks!" and smiley emojis.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
________

And no offense to the 'ettes, but I bet it's 99% female doing that. And 1% ghey.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 17, 2026 11:02 AM (XvL8K)

215 199 "whatcha gonna do with all that kablingy?"

Posted by: cmeat at September 17, 2026 11:09 AM (Bep7s)

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