Shock: Danish Crime Statistics Show that Immigrants, Particularly Muslim Immigrants, Commit Crime at Double the Rates of the Native-Born and the Children of Immigrants Are Even Worse

Denmark is one of the only western countries to track immigrant crime because the rest have been pressured to keep the public deliberately blind to the actual numbers by activists.

Because Racism.

David Strom:

For years now, Danish crime statistics tell us what we already can intuit from the data we do have: migrants from Muslim countries commit crimes at a vastly higher rate than native-born Europeans, and the statistics indicate that the rates aren't even close. They are especially represented in the sexual crime statistics, but in just about every category, the differences are remarkable.
But what most people who support mass migration might be surprised to learn is this: their male descendants are even more likely to commit crimes and are often more likely to be Islamist extremists than their parents. Again, the statistics show the differences aren't even close.

From the actual report:

Statistics Denmark extract for the Ministry of Immigration and Integration, age-adjusted Criminal Code index, native Danish men = 100.
MENAPT immigrant men (Middle East, North Africa, Pakistan, Turkey): 238 in 2016 → 214 in 2025. Still more than double the native baseline, but down.
Their Danish-born sons (descendants): 306 in 2024 → 326 in 2025. Record for that group; more than 3x native Danish men.
Ministry barometer summary of the same 2025 data: MENAPT immigrant men ~2x
2025 convictions: ~159,000 people (~120,000 men). ~28,000 immigrants and 12,000+ descendants among those convicted.
Social Democrat Immigration Minister Morten Bødskov told Berlingske this is one of the largest immigration-policy problems: values, social inheritance, and a "rejection of Denmark" -- not social conditions alone, including fathers who look the other way.

More at the link, including a graph showing the absolutely intolerable levels of "MENAPT" crime (Middle East, North Africa, Pakistan, Turkey). Although the chart Strom shows has the legend at the bottom cut-off, the sky-high crime rates are in fact for the "Migrant, MENAPT" demographic. You can see that from the tops of the letters.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:34 PM

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1 Weird.

Though having data to demonstrate what we've all known for years is nice.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 14, 2026 02:34 PM (gLYp7)

2 THE BLADE IS ... well, you know ....

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 14, 2026 02:34 PM (iFTx/)

3 FOLLOW THE SCIENCE, MAGATS!

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 14, 2026 02:35 PM (gLYp7)

4 "Yeah, but native Danes are racist, so it's better for Denmark to import the world."
-CATO

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 14, 2026 02:35 PM (AlVf0)

5 Ya don't say...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 14, 2026 02:35 PM (l3cgK)

6 Shocked, shocked etc.

Posted by: Your Winnings, Sir at September 14, 2026 02:35 PM (4NO2D)

7 2 THE BLADE IS ... well, you know ....

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 14, 2026 02:34 PM (iFTx/)

Not First?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 14, 2026 02:35 PM (l3cgK)

8 Wow. This is shocking. Unbelievable. No one could have possibly predicted this.

Posted by: Piper at September 14, 2026 02:36 PM (ZdaMQ)

9 Meturpaknaf > MENAPT

Posted by: gp at September 14, 2026 02:36 PM (Jr5Lq)

10 Shock: Danish Crime Statistics Show that Immigrants, Particularly Muslim Immigrants, Commit Crime and Double the Rates of the Native-Born and the Children of Immigrants Are Even Worse

One thing the Euro governments have done to try and poison the data is just pretend the children of immigrants are the same as heritage Danes/Germans/whatever.

So they goose "native" crime numbers and say see the immigrants aren't so bad!

Posted by: 18-1 at September 14, 2026 02:36 PM (sKqQm)

11 because the rest have been pressured to keep the public deliberately blind to the actual numbers by activists
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Please don't throw us in that briar patch, activists!!!

Posted by: All the countries that hate you at September 14, 2026 02:36 PM (AANQ+)

12 I wonder how many crimes are under reported.

Posted by: Reforger at September 14, 2026 02:36 PM (JZWhT)

13 Dog bites man. Film at 11.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 14, 2026 02:37 PM (dK+Kv)

14 Small price to pay for pathological empathy.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Gird Your Loins! at September 14, 2026 02:37 PM (ndZc7)

15 Islam tells them that if a woman isn't covered up Allah wants them to grope, assault, or if they can rape those women.

So it is not a surprise that they do it.

And when the authorities turn a blind eye to it they assume Allah will protect them as well so game on...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 14, 2026 02:37 PM (sKqQm)

16 unlike here where non whites are sometimes listed as white

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 14, 2026 02:37 PM (CWTWj)

17 For teh chirrens!!

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at September 14, 2026 02:38 PM (uDtSY)

18
12 I wonder how many crimes are under reported.

Posted by: Reforger at September 14, 2026 02:36 PM (JZWhT)

========

If one thing is true across all of history, it's that ethnic enclaves within another country's borders always reach out to the native police to deal with their ethnic law breaking.

Just as the Italians in New York.

They never developed any kind of parallel justice system of any kind.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 14, 2026 02:38 PM (AlVf0)

19 WHAT A SHOCK

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 14, 2026 02:38 PM (zjgNU)

20 13 Dog bites man. Film at 11.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 14, 2026 02:37 PM (dK+Kv)

If it was "Man bites dog", I'd ask if we were talking about Obama...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 14, 2026 02:38 PM (l3cgK)

21 They paid the Danegeld. They should have known better. They know the end of this game! I meant they're fucking DANES, they invented this shit!

Posted by: Stuff Rudyard Kipling might say at September 14, 2026 02:38 PM (TbWk/)

22 "their male descendants are even more likely to commit crimes and are often more likely to be Islamist extremists than their parents"

Why? Poor whittle Mohammad isn't invited to the Cool Kids table with the blonde cheerleaders and grows bitter and angry and of course the only way to deal with that is by raping the blondes and murdering the sportsball jocks?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 14, 2026 02:38 PM (iFTx/)

23 I wonder how many recently minted Danes are listed as white like they like to do here.

Garbage in...

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 14, 2026 02:38 PM (iCBqm)

24 >>I wonder how many crimes are under reported.

Posted by: Reforger at September 14, 2026 02:36 PM

One of the democrats' reasons for not arresting illegal alien criminals is that crime won't be reported by illegal alien victims if you arrest the illegal alien criminals.

Posted by: huerfano at September 14, 2026 02:39 PM (2Xqig)

25 BUT IMMIGRANTS ARE MORE LAW ABIDING THAN THE CITIZENS!!!111!!!

/every pot smoking libertarian retard

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 14, 2026 02:39 PM (zjgNU)

26 16 unlike here where non whites are sometimes listed as white

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 14, 2026 02:37 PM (CWTWj)

My parents did that on purpose on my birth certificate; he didn't want me to experience the racism because my Mom was Mexican.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 14, 2026 02:39 PM (l3cgK)

27 And when the authorities turn a blind eye to it they assume Allah will protect them as well so game on...
Posted by: 18-1 at September 14, 2026 02

Well that and women rank right underneath goats, they are not human. They are property at best.

Posted by: Piper at September 14, 2026 02:39 PM (ZdaMQ)

28
Danish Crime Statistics Show that Immigrants, Particularly Muslim Immigrants, Commit Crime and Double the Rates of the Native-Born and the Children of Immigrants Are Even Worse

__________

*shocked gasps*
*women faint*
*dogs howl*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 14, 2026 02:40 PM (eRlcH)

29 It's interesting that the 2nd generation is actually worse.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 14, 2026 02:40 PM (lFFaq)

30 Denmark tracks crime statistics? I'm confused; isn't that racist?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 14, 2026 02:40 PM (ERpYK)

31 Will no one decry the threat of backlash against Muslims, and the fueling of Islamophobia?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 14, 2026 02:40 PM (0sNs1)

32 My parents did that on purpose on my birth certificate; he didn't want me to experience the racism because my Mom was Mexican.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 14, 2026 02:39 PM (l3cgK)

*reflecting on 45+ years of AA*

How'd that turn out?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 14, 2026 02:40 PM (dK+Kv)

33 I have a sneaky suspicion that the "No-no Square" dance ain't working ...

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 14, 2026 02:41 PM (iFTx/)

34 That's Not True!!!!

And, it's Good That It Is!!!

You Deserve It!!!!

(Dalrymple's Law of Merited Implausibility)

Posted by: Common Tater at September 14, 2026 02:41 PM (No2m8)

35 moslems are savages and always have been savages. Why they are allowed to live among civilized people is beyond me.

Posted by: Why Are They Allowed In at September 14, 2026 02:41 PM (P4iUb)

36 They never developed any kind of parallel justice system of any kind.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 14, 2026 02:38 PM (AlVf0)

But I dare anyone to hurt a child or a woman in a mafia law situation.

Las Vegas was pretty dang safe under mafia rule. Unless you crossed the mafia, of course.

Posted by: Piper at September 14, 2026 02:41 PM (ZdaMQ)

37
*shocked gasps*
*women faint*
*dogs howl*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 14, 2026 02:40 PM (eRlcH)

*suddenly a pirate ship appeared on the horizon*

Posted by: A lot can happen on a dark and stormy night at September 14, 2026 02:41 PM (TbWk/)

38 Danish Crime Statistics Show that Immigrants, Particularly Muslim Immigrants, Commit Crime and Double the Rates of the Native-Born and the Children of Immigrants Are Even Worse

__________

*shocked gasps*
*women faint*
*dogs howl*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 14, 2026 02:40 PM

* cackles of glee *
* wing flaps in unison *

Posted by: Big Penguin at September 14, 2026 02:42 PM (0sNs1)

39 Doing what the natives would not do. Very helpful those muzzies

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at September 14, 2026 02:42 PM (vYGYU)

40 407 152 So what's this guy doing to protect himself and his family?

Posted by: I gotta ask
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He needs a fat GoFundM

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 14, 2026 02:42 PM (iLKq8)

41 >>It's interesting that the 2nd generation is actually worse.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 14, 2026 02:40 PM (lFFaq)

It's making the case for multi-generational expulsion of criminal migrants.

Posted by: Nazdar at September 14, 2026 02:43 PM (NcvvS)

42 Amazing isn’t it, that our government is blind deaf and dumb about certain matters, such as the malfeasance of certain demographics? No stats, no data - and yet, yet certain aspects of our lives have Meticulous records kep on them. Baffling, simply baffling.

Posted by: tubal at September 14, 2026 02:43 PM (Gqar8)

43 36 They never developed any kind of parallel justice system of any kind.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 14, 2026 02:38 PM (AlVf0)

But I dare anyone to hurt a child or a woman in a mafia law situation.

Las Vegas was pretty dang safe under mafia rule. Unless you crossed the mafia, of course.

Posted by: Piper at September 14, 2026 02:41 PM (ZdaMQ)

=======

Save Sacco and Vanzetti.

Mostly because they're Italian. Nevermind the anarchistic terrorism.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 14, 2026 02:43 PM (AlVf0)

44 The wife's vacuum cleaner isn't working. I should get off my ass

Posted by: Reforger at September 14, 2026 02:44 PM (JZWhT)

45 35 moslems are savages and always have been savages. Why they are allowed to live among civilized people is beyond me.
Posted by: Why Are They Allowed In at September 14, 2026 02:41 PM (P4iUb)

I was informed that the years of war were so we didn't have to fight them here.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 14, 2026 02:44 PM (iCBqm)

46 True Story: Woody Guthrie- This Land Is Your Land, was written for our musilm brethren because we didn't have enough goat herders.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 14, 2026 02:44 PM (5C90x)

47 Islam commands, literally their scriptures require them to rape and subjugate non Muslim women until they submit to Islam.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 14, 2026 02:45 PM (K32Fz)

48 Nevermind the anarchistic terrorism.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 14, 2026 02:43 PM

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Posted by: Totes Imaginary Organization Antifa at September 14, 2026 02:45 PM (0sNs1)

49 45 35 moslems are savages and always have been savages. Why they are allowed to live among civilized people is beyond me.
Posted by: Why Are They Allowed In at September 14, 2026 02:41 PM (P4iUb)

I was informed that the years of war were so we didn't have to fight them here.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 14, 2026 02:44 PM (iCBqm)

They said a lot of things back then. I bought some of their lies, sadly.

Posted by: tubal at September 14, 2026 02:45 PM (Gqar8)

50 I was informed that the years of war were so we didn't have to fight them here.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 14, 2026 02:44 PM (iCBqm)

Yeah...

But we are ruled by people who hate us, so now we have to fight them here, too.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 14, 2026 02:45 PM (zjgNU)

51
I was informed that the years of war were so we didn't have to fight them here.

Shrub will burn in hell for this

Could you imagine FDR bringing in millions of Japanese "undocumented workers" after Pearl Harbor?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 14, 2026 02:46 PM (sKqQm)

52 >>But I dare anyone to hurt a child or a woman in a mafia law situation.

The North End in Boston was ground zero for the mafia. Also probably the safest neighborhood back then.

As long as you weren't causing trouble. They took a very dim view on people causing trouble in their neighborhood.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 14, 2026 02:46 PM (viF8m)

53
But I dare anyone to hurt a child or a woman in a mafia law situation.

__________

There was a certain self-interest. Violence and crime by free-lancers would attract the police. So the tacet deal was reached. The Mob would keep their neighborhoods in order and law enforcement would, for a consideration, turn a blind eye to other activities.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 14, 2026 02:46 PM (eRlcH)

54 44 The wife's vacuum cleaner isn't working. I should get off my ass
Posted by: Reforger at September 14, 2026 02:44 PM (JZWhT)

Check to see if it is plugged in. I am married too.

Posted by: tubal at September 14, 2026 02:47 PM (Gqar8)

55 The left tells me Europeans coming to America and supplanting the Indians is the worst crime in history

Then they tell me bringing in millions of Muslims and third worlders to replace the heritage American population is good because it brings diversity.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 14, 2026 02:47 PM (sKqQm)

56 I give a shit about the Danes
I give a shit about Europe
As Musk said of another
they've got their heads so far up their asses they are blind.

Maybe Putin will wake them up. (Islam contains itself in Russia because they know stepping out of line is an immediate unpleasant trip to the land of virgins)
Maybe Meloni will succeed.
Maybe I'll win the lottery.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 14, 2026 02:47 PM (iLKq8)

57 It's interesting that the 2nd generation is actually worse.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 14, 2026 02:40 PM (lFFaq)
_________

I suspect the younger generation has a much higher sense of entitlement and resentment. Very dangerous, toxic combination.

The 1st gen at least did have some struggle immigrating, most likely didn't speak the language, and some sense of relief.

His son will be an angry jealous little fuck.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 14, 2026 02:48 PM (iFTx/)

58
They said a lot of things back then. I bought some of their lies, sadly.
Posted by: tubal at September 14, 2026 02:45 PM (Gqar

Same and I was wrong.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 14, 2026 02:48 PM (iCBqm)

59 >>> The wife's vacuum cleaner isn't working.

The wife has a wife?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 14, 2026 02:49 PM (dK+Kv)

60
Same and I was wrong.
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 14, 2026 02:48 PM (iCBqm)

_________

*shrugs indifferently*

I'm a husband. I'm always wrong.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 14, 2026 02:49 PM (eRlcH)

61 Years ago even The Economist has the balls to point this out - sort of.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 14, 2026 02:49 PM (DwhNO)

62 I suspect the younger generation has a much higher sense of entitlement and resentment. Very dangerous, toxic combination.

The 1st gen at least did have some struggle immigrating, most likely didn't speak the language, and some sense of relief.

His son will be an angry jealous little fuck.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 14, 2026 02:48 PM (iFTx/)

The younger generation is being indoctrinated by the host country to believe such things. Not the only influence but the most ironic.

Posted by: Welcome to America please kill and rape! at September 14, 2026 02:49 PM (TbWk/)

63
"their male descendants are even more likely to commit crimes and are often more likely to be Islamist extremists than their parents"

Why? Poor whittle Mohammad isn't invited to the Cool Kids table with the blonde cheerleaders and grows bitter and angry and of course the only way to deal with that is by raping the blondes and murdering the sportsball jocks?
Posted by: Elric The Blade

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Look at the cultural institutions in the west. Education, news, entertainment. You want your kid to be radicalized beyond all recognition? Leave your Muslim country and go to the most liberal society in the world.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 14, 2026 02:49 PM (mmrXZ)

64 As long as you weren't causing trouble. They took a very dim view on people causing trouble in their neighborhood.
Posted by: JackStraw at September

J’s dad represented quite a few mafia types, he did more Greek than Italian, but definitely did his share of Italian. The stories were pretty interesting. He landed in Real Estate law, and still did work for the mafia. You can imagine the fun with that crowd and real estate trusts.

Posted by: Piper at September 14, 2026 02:50 PM (ZdaMQ)

65 Shrub will burn in hell for this

Could you imagine FDR bringing in millions of Japanese "undocumented workers" after Pearl Harbor?
Posted by: 18-1 at September 14, 2026 02:46 PM (sKqQm)

FDR (piss be upon him) was awful on a lot of things, but he understood the threat of a populace with ties to the enemy.

I don't think he did the right thing with the Japanese Internment, but it was understandable.

First AND Second Generation Japanese Americans represented a significant threat. Within days of Pearl Harbor, one married, second-generation Japanese couple had already murdered Americans while giving aid to our enemy. Others were working as spies and were being recruited as spies.

He wasn't stupid enough to ignore that.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 14, 2026 02:50 PM (zjgNU)

66 60
Same and I was wrong.
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 14, 2026 02:48 PM (iCBqm)

_________

*shrugs indifferently*

I'm a husband. I'm always wrong.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 14, 2026 02:49 PM (eRlcH)

And never ever know WHAT YOU DID!!!!

Posted by: tubal at September 14, 2026 02:50 PM (Gqar8)

67 >>> THE BLADE IS ... well, you know ....

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 14, 2026 02:34 PM (iFTx/)

Not First?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia

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Out of quotes? Having problems with his cut and paste?

Posted by: Turn 2 at September 14, 2026 02:50 PM (QFchU)

68 Could you imagine FDR bringing in millions of Japanese "undocumented workers" after Pearl Harbor?
Posted by: 18-1

Well, somebody's got to make those little paper umbrellas they put in drinks.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Gird Your Loins! at September 14, 2026 02:50 PM (ndZc7)

69 At least Denmark acknowledges it.. Here we ignore it because " Islamophobia" or something

Posted by: It's me donna at September 14, 2026 02:51 PM (+gK6I)

70
*shrugs indifferently*

I'm a husband. I'm always wrong.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 14, 2026 02:49 PM (eRlcH)

And never ever know WHAT YOU DID!!!!
Posted by: tubal at September 14, 2026 02:50 PM

You know what you did.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 14, 2026 02:51 PM (iCBqm)

71 Shrub will burn in hell for this
...
Posted by: 18-1 a
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He who invokes the Spirit of Molly Ivans shall sleep with her for eternity.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 14, 2026 02:51 PM (iLKq8)

72 BUT WHO WILL PICK MY DAMN KALE!!!

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 105 years old! Puppy at heart! at September 14, 2026 02:51 PM (Sco7b)

73 55 The left tells me Europeans coming to America and supplanting the Indians is the worst crime in history

Then they tell me bringing in millions of Muslims and third worlders to replace the heritage American population is good because it brings diversity.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 14, 2026 02:47 PM (sKqQm)

The Left tells you Islam is SUPER-NEATO!!! Especially compared to Christianity.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 14, 2026 02:51 PM (DwhNO)

74 THE BLADE IS ... well, you know ....

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 14, 2026 02:34 PM (iFTx/)

Not First?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia

=====

Out of quotes? Having problems with his cut and paste?
Posted by: Turn 2 at September 14, 2026 02:50 PM (QFchU)
______

Slow on the draw. Actually have work to do today. Imagine that.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 14, 2026 02:52 PM (iFTx/)

75 72 BUT WHO WILL PICK MY DAMN KALE!!!

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 105 years old! Puppy at heart! at September 14, 2026 02:51 PM (Sco7b)

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There's probably a machine for that that the farmer is too cheap to lease for the season.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 14, 2026 02:52 PM (AlVf0)

76 You know what you did.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 14, 2026 02:51 PM (iCBqm)

lol

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 14, 2026 02:52 PM (dK+Kv)

77 69 At least Denmark acknowledges it.. Here we ignore it because " Islamophobia" or something

Posted by: It's me donna
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Only the commie media and they are slowly starving to death.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 14, 2026 02:52 PM (iLKq8)

78 Immigrants commit vastly more violent crimes than native Europeans?

This s my shocked curb-stomped face.

Posted by: zombie at September 14, 2026 02:52 PM (Av6i5)

79 The Swedes just elected a government which a lot of people think is "far right". They're considered that because they are for throwing out as many immigrants, aka muzzies, as possible

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 14, 2026 02:52 PM (N2HNb)

80 Praise Allah for Demarkistan ..........

Posted by: Jackson K. at September 14, 2026 02:52 PM (5U1m0)

81 Can I get an unexpectedly?!?!?

Posted by: Adriane the Not Cynical Enough Critic . . . at September 14, 2026 02:52 PM (3ZUWJ)

82 If they were capable of integrating into Western society, they would have created one in their home countries. They are fleeing 3rd world shitholes because they created 3rd world shitholes.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 14, 2026 02:53 PM (A5IXv)

83 75 72 BUT WHO WILL PICK MY DAMN KALE!!!

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 105 years old! Puppy at heart! at September 14, 2026 02:51 PM (Sco7b)

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There's probably a machine for that that the farmer is too cheap to lease for the season.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 14, 2026 02:52 PM (AlVf0)

Kale - once considered as the lining for bullet proof vests, pre Kevlar.

Posted by: tubal at September 14, 2026 02:53 PM (Gqar8)

84 387 >>>I'm pretty sure the mid-30s woman who comes every other Monday to clean my house is a dick tease.

Is she a toucher? Some women are very happy and smile a lot, very friendly, and it might give a guy the thought that they were interested.

It is the touchers I have a real problem with.

I don't mind hugging female friends, goof around physically, etc. But someone not in that set who's a toucher when talking about everyday mundane things, that puts me in a quandry.Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon

She's not a toucher, but very friendly and outgoing. Mostly, it's her attire. I think she's one of those that enjoys being ogled. Can't say I don't sneak a peak every now and again. I mean, I'm old, not dead.

Posted by: one hour sober at September 14, 2026 02:53 PM (J4Dwc)

85 US: "BIPOC"
EU: "MENAPT"
H.G. Wells:"Morlocks"

Posted by: zombie at September 14, 2026 02:53 PM (Av6i5)

86 You know what you did.
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 14, 2026 02:51 PM (iCBqm)

No, seriously. We don't know.

Most of the time what a husband did was not the least bit significant to him so it went out of his head, because HE would have forgotten about his spouse doing that to him and wouldn't hold a grudge over it, so he doesn't imagine the female propensity to hold on the grievances.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 14, 2026 02:53 PM (zjgNU)

87 There was another study reported this week out of Sweden. It concluded that 70% of the invadefs vote for the left wingers.

Now you know what the op is.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 14, 2026 02:54 PM (rkCBr)

88 She's not a toucher, but very friendly and outgoing. Mostly, it's her attire. I think she's one of those that enjoys being ogled. Can't say I don't sneak a peak every now and again. I mean, I'm old, not dead.

Posted by: one hour sober at September 14, 2026 02:53 PM (J4Dwc)

Looks are free, and you are giving her want she wants. You are a giver.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 14, 2026 02:54 PM (dK+Kv)

89 If Denmark can't handle their own immigrant problems, how in the world can they properly defend Greenland?

Posted by: mrp at September 14, 2026 02:54 PM (rj6Yv)

90
And never ever know WHAT YOU DID!!!!
Posted by: tubal at September 14, 2026 02:50 PM

You know what you did.
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 14, 2026 02:51 PM (iCBqm)

*look of pure hate-filled rage*
*scream on*
IF YOU DON'T ALREADY KNOW THERE'S NO POINT TRYING TO EXPLAIN IT TO YOU!!!!!!
*add stomping and seething*

Posted by: Fucking flashbacks. Ugh. at September 14, 2026 02:54 PM (TbWk/)

91 =======

There's probably a machine for that that the farmer is too cheap to lease for the season.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films
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John Deere wants 40% of the take.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 14, 2026 02:54 PM (iLKq8)

92 It's interesting that the 2nd generation is actually worse.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette

I read a post by some possibly ex-muslim who explained that when they're in muslim countries, all the scriptures and duties are just words.

But in non-muslim countries, suddenly all the charges to do to infidels have meaning and that inflames the young one with enthusiasm to go and do.

Which suggests that the proper non-religiocidal option is to quarantine them in their own countries and never let any of them into ours.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 14, 2026 02:54 PM (vJrRc)

93 My experience with women is that they have Total Recall. Me, not so much.

Posted by: tubal at September 14, 2026 02:55 PM (Gqar8)

94 >>>The wife's vacuum cleaner isn't working. I should get off my ass
Posted by: Reforger

>Get off your ass and get her a new vacuum cleaner and steam floor mop. You have got to make a contribution to the relationship.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 14, 2026 02:55 PM (5C90x)

95 I saw someone post a claim that says "rich blacks commit more crimes than poor whites."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 14, 2026 02:55 PM (3cUTc)

96 One thing the Euro governments have done to try and poison the data is just pretend the children of immigrants are the same as heritage Danes/Germans/whatever.

The "Maryland Man" gambit.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 14, 2026 02:56 PM (2ocoG)

97 92
But in non-muslim countries, suddenly all the charges to do to infidels have meaning and that inflames the young one with enthusiasm to go and do.

Which suggests that the proper non-religiocidal option is to quarantine them in their own countries and never let any of them into ours.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 14, 2026 02:54 PM (vJrRc)

=======

In their home countries, they have conquered. Their forebears conquered 1,000 years ago.

There's no reason to care about it in their home countries.

But in the host countries? Where they can dominate if they conquer?

Well, that's a whole other ballgame.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 14, 2026 02:56 PM (AlVf0)

98
it might give a guy the thought that they were interested.

__________

They are not interested. Ever. Banish the thought from your mind. You can never come up to their standards.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 14, 2026 02:56 PM (eRlcH)

99 The US was in a two-front world war, and full mobilization of every industry and utilization of all labor to the extent possible. Nothing before or since remotely close to that.

But a free and open society was of course extraordinarily vulnerable to sabotage. The question wasn't whether the odds were good, but the consequences. It would take a vanishingly small number of dedicated organized types to cause serious trouble in the Zone of the Interior, as America was designated.

You have to take into account the political angle as well. After the Pearl Harbor debacle, any further trouble would have been an extinction level event for many in charge. In those days politics, local, state, federal, was very much still responsive to the will of the electorate.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 14, 2026 02:56 PM (No2m8)

100 Methuselah's wife reminds him of the mistake he made 357 years ago.

Posted by: Babylon Bee at September 14, 2026 02:56 PM (2Ez/1)

101 I saw someone post a claim that says "rich blacks commit more crimes than poor whites."

True fact and it's not close. 10% vs 2.4%, IIRC.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 14, 2026 02:56 PM (2ocoG)

102 Protip - household work appliances are Not good anniversary gifts.

Posted by: tubal at September 14, 2026 02:56 PM (Gqar8)

103 95 I saw someone post a claim that says "rich blacks commit more crimes than poor whites."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 14, 2026 02:55 PM (3cUTc)

=======

At higher rates.

I've seen the graph, supposedly derived from FBI statistics.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 14, 2026 02:56 PM (AlVf0)

104 The UK has introduced a bill to require licensing of social media platforms. Among other things:

"Licensees must take all reasonable and proportionate steps to ensure—

(a) that content made available on its social media platform complies with the laws of the United Kingdom;

(b) that content made available on its social media platform is notmaterially harmful to users or to the public interest;

(c) that content made available on its social media platform does not incite criminal conduct, violence, hatred or public disorder;

(d) that systems are in place to minimise the dissemination of materially false or misleading information;"

The UK is fook'd.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 14, 2026 02:56 PM (HeG1i)

105 Western civilization wasn't built on magic dirt. It's our people and our culture. Import the third world, become the third world.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 14, 2026 02:57 PM (2UnvF)

106
At least Denmark acknowledges it.. Here we ignore it because " Islamophobia" or something
Posted by: It's me donna

=================

I wonder why Denmark tracked immigrant crime. Maybe it was just a sort of Ja, sure, track it all.

Anyway, it seems Sweden is tracking something, because they've begun a repatriation program.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 14, 2026 02:57 PM (mmrXZ)

107 >>J’s dad represented quite a few mafia types, he did more Greek than Italian, but definitely did his share of Italian. The stories were pretty interesting. He landed in Real Estate law, and still did work for the mafia. You can imagine the fun with that crowd and real estate trusts.

When I was in high school, we had a new girl my junior year. Quite attractive. She and her family had moved to the burbs from Boston.

She was very nice and in an effort to fit in she had a party at her very large home. As soon as we walked in I knew there was a good chance this was not going to work out. Her dad and a couple of his "associates" were in a different room but eyeballing us and not in a friendly way. The dining room table was covered in the biggest buffet I had ever seen, and good stuff not Twinkies and Ding Dongs. This was not our typical party scene.

We stayed just long enough until we could make a break for it without alerting Tommy Two Times and his friends.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 14, 2026 02:57 PM (viF8m)

108 Which suggests that the proper non-religiocidal option is to quarantine them in their own countries and never let any of them into ours.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 14, 2026 02:54 PM (vJrRc)

Except that they will go on murder sprees of the (much smaller amount of) infidels in their own countries, claiming "BLASPHEMY" when a woman rejects them.

See: Pakistan, Egypt, India, etc....

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 14, 2026 02:58 PM (zjgNU)

109 *look of pure hate-filled rage*
*scream on*
IF YOU DON'T ALREADY KNOW THERE'S NO POINT TRYING TO EXPLAIN IT TO YOU!!!!!!
*add stomping and seething*
Posted by: Fucking flashbacks. Ugh. at September 14, 2026 02:54 PM

Don't forget about me.

Posted by: Hands on hips at September 14, 2026 02:58 PM (2Ez/1)

110 My experience with women is that they have Total Recall. Me, not so much.
Posted by: tubal at September 14, 2026 02:55 PM (Gqar

______

"Open your mind ...."

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 14, 2026 02:58 PM (iFTx/)

111 I've seen the graph, supposedly derived from FBI statistics.

Grok has been citing the actual source data to shocked liberals (and a few shocked conservatives) all day. It's solid.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 14, 2026 02:58 PM (2ocoG)

112 The wogs begin at Kristiania.

Posted by: Winst�n Churchillsen at September 14, 2026 02:58 PM (Av6i5)

113
I saw someone post a claim that says "rich blacks commit more crimes than poor whites.

__________

The homicide rate among black women is higher than that for white men.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 14, 2026 02:58 PM (eRlcH)

114 102 Protip - household work appliances are Not good anniversary gifts.
Posted by: tubal at September 14, 2026 02:56 PM

Sitting right here, boss.

Posted by: The new ironing board cover at September 14, 2026 02:59 PM (2Ez/1)

115 OT, briefly, I made a musical reference to Godzilla on an earlier thread. A mere 2 or 3 hours later Amazon was offering me deals!!! on Godzilla merchandise. Yeah, we’re totally not being tracked.

Posted by: tubal at September 14, 2026 02:59 PM (Gqar8)

116
Don't forget about me.
Posted by: Hands on hips at September 14, 2026 02:58 PM (2Ez/1)

________

Yo.

Posted by: Finger Shaking at September 14, 2026 02:59 PM (eRlcH)

117 78 Immigrants commit vastly more violent crimes than native Europeans?

This s my shocked curb-stomped face.
Posted by: zombie at September 14, 2026 02:52 PM (Av6i5)
=========
Curb-stomping Zombie's pretty face would be a crime against the sighted population. We need more pretty things to see.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at September 14, 2026 02:59 PM (JNTt1)

118 Religious freedom for American citizens

Absolutely nothing for anyone else

Posted by: Oglebay at September 14, 2026 03:00 PM (2ap+5)

119 More at the link, including a graph showing the absolutely intolerable levels of "MENAPT" crime (Middle East, North Africa, Pakistan, Turkey).

So maybe 2500 years of Western Culture has produced some inherent virtues then?

I'm spitballin' here.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 14, 2026 03:00 PM (guGkK)

120 BUT WHO WILL PICK MY DAMN KALE!!!

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy
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Could we just move on to Swiss Chard?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 14, 2026 03:00 PM (XeU6L)

121
Protip - household work appliances are Not good anniversary gifts.
Posted by: tubal at September 14, 2026 02:56 PM

_________

Her Majesty has said she'd be delighted with a whole-house vacuum system.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 14, 2026 03:00 PM (eRlcH)

122 Don't forget about the one eyebrow arched when looking at you

Posted by: one hour sober at September 14, 2026 03:00 PM (J4Dwc)

123 Ask your Imam if Religiocidal is right for you.

Posted by: Big Moh at September 14, 2026 03:00 PM (2Ez/1)

124 Most of the time what a husband did was not the least bit significant to him so it went out of his head, because HE would have forgotten about his spouse doing that to him and wouldn't hold a grudge over it, so he doesn't imagine the female propensity to hold on the grievances.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 14, 2026 02:53 PM (zjgNU)

And the propensity to take the tiniest of slights, whether real or imagined, and turn it into an amalgamation of the Holocaust, Holodomor, Killing Fields, Kristallnacht, Stalin's Purges and January 6 multiplied by Avogadro's number, which then only resents .00000000000001 of the horrific offense you committed against her. Like thanking her for something 30 seconds after the time she thought was the appropriate time within which to thank her.

Posted by: Drama is their lifeblood at September 14, 2026 03:01 PM (TbWk/)

125 OT, briefly, I made a musical reference to Godzilla on an earlier thread. A mere 2 or 3 hours later Amazon was offering me deals!!! on Godzilla merchandise. Yeah, we’re totally not being tracked.

I've never had that happen from the HQ, but if I Google something it can show up in Amazon offers.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 14, 2026 03:01 PM (2ocoG)

126 Her Majesty has said she'd be delighted with a whole-house vacuum system.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 14, 2026 03:00 PM (eRlcH)

You should get her a wife.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 14, 2026 03:01 PM (dK+Kv)

127 111 I've seen the graph, supposedly derived from FBI statistics.

Grok has been citing the actual source data to shocked liberals (and a few shocked conservatives) all day. It's solid.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 14, 2026 02:58 PM (2ocoG)

=======

Poverty caused those upper middle class blacks to commit crime.

Just ask Karmelo Anthony.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 14, 2026 03:01 PM (AlVf0)

128 Don't forget about me.
Posted by: Hands on hips at September 14, 2026 02:58 PM (2Ez/1)

________

Yo.
Posted by: Finger Shaking at September 14, 2026 02:59 PM (eRlcH)
_____________

"Meh"

-- Bird Hands

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 14, 2026 03:01 PM (iFTx/)

129
And for something really different that made me laugh at loud. Horseplay, specifically football on the ISS:

https://t.ly/TvQ7s

They're gonna break something if they keep that up.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 14, 2026 03:01 PM (w6EFb)

130 Protip - household work appliances are Not good anniversary gifts.
Posted by: tubal at September 14, 2026 02:56 PM

Sitting right here, boss.
Posted by: The new ironing board cover at September 14, 2026 02:59 PM (2Ez/1)

Rowing machine?? Got it on sale! No?? ok....

Posted by: runner at September 14, 2026 03:01 PM (AKptf)

131 OT, briefly, I made a musical reference to Godzilla on an earlier thread. A mere 2 or 3 hours later Amazon was offering me deals!!! on Godzilla merchandise. Yeah, we’re totally not being tracked.
Posted by: tubal at September 14, 2026 02:59 PM (Gqar

Why are you worried if you have nothing to hide!!!??

/our "betters"

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 14, 2026 03:01 PM (zjgNU)

132 I don't mind hugging female friends, goof around physically, etc. But someone not in that set who's a toucher when talking about everyday mundane things, that puts me in a quandry.Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon

She's not a toucher, but very friendly and outgoing. Mostly, it's her attire. I think she's one of those that enjoys being ogled. Can't say I don't sneak a peak every now and again. I mean, I'm old, not dead.
Posted by: one hour sober at September 14, 2026 02:53 PM (J4Dwc)
===========
Ask her if she dates older men. . .

Posted by: Bonecrusher at September 14, 2026 03:02 PM (JNTt1)

133 Protip - household work appliances are Not good anniversary gifts.
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Ha! My dad semi-seriously gave me a briefing on this when I was a young lad. He informed me that any household item that breaks or wears out, it is never appropriate to make a gift out of that. Nor are kitchen appliances - say an electric frying pan, ever suitable.

The one caveat, he did purchase a Microwave oven for mom as a Christmas gift. This was well received. But it was the very first retail offering of the device. Nobody really knew what it was, it looked vaguely like a television.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 14, 2026 03:02 PM (No2m8)

134 Seems like the only redeeming quality left in Denmark is Mads Mikkelsen.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 14, 2026 03:02 PM (qBdHI)

135 130 Protip - household work appliances are Not good anniversary gifts.
Posted by: tubal at September 14, 2026 02:56 PM

Sitting right here, boss.
Posted by: The new ironing board cover at September 14, 2026 02:59 PM (2Ez/1)

Rowing machine?? Got it on sale! No?? ok....
Posted by: runner at September 14, 2026 03:01 PM (AKptf)

Tell me that really happened, runner. Lie to me if you must.

Posted by: tubal at September 14, 2026 03:02 PM (Gqar8)

136 Yeah we've been told being broke ass causes the hood to turn to crime

Posted by: nckate at September 14, 2026 03:02 PM (enNUy)

137 125 OT, briefly, I made a musical reference to Godzilla on an earlier thread. A mere 2 or 3 hours later Amazon was offering me deals!!! on Godzilla merchandise. Yeah, we’re totally not being tracked.

I've never had that happen from the HQ, but if I Google something it can show up in Amazon offers.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 14, 2026 03:01 PM (2ocoG)

========

I don't think it's outside the realms of possibility that the browser could "read" and report our comments here and then catalogue them for sale to retailers, but I kind of doubt it happens.

Any search engine search, though, for sure.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 14, 2026 03:03 PM (AlVf0)

138 Denmark used to be a country.

Posted by: runner at September 14, 2026 03:03 PM (AKptf)

139
Immigrants commit vastly more violent crimes than native Europeans?

This s my shocked curb-stomped face.
Posted by: zombie

===============

Curb-stomped you say? That must mean you're ready to get up and defend your attacker from us bigots.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 14, 2026 03:03 PM (mmrXZ)

140 Log out of all your email accounts !

Posted by: runner at September 14, 2026 03:03 PM (AKptf)

141 122 Don't forget about the one eyebrow arched when looking at you

Spock, is that you ?

Posted by: BONES at September 14, 2026 03:03 PM (HcoTw)

142 The one caveat, he did purchase a Microwave oven for mom as a Christmas gift. This was well received. But it was the very first retail offering of the device. Nobody really knew what it was, it looked vaguely like a television.

I'll bet they learned quickly when Junior out the parakeet in it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 14, 2026 03:03 PM (guGkK)

143 141 122 Don't forget about the one eyebrow arched when looking at you

Spock, is that you ?
Posted by: BONES at September 14, 2026 03:03 PM (HcoTw)

Or Tim Misny

Posted by: Oglebay at September 14, 2026 03:04 PM (2ap+5)

144 >MENAPT
they keep inventing the weirdest acronyms just to avoid uttering the M word

Posted by: juicer at September 14, 2026 03:04 PM (kWp2M)

145 Unsolicited exercise machines may not be best gifts to wife.

Posted by: tubal at September 14, 2026 03:04 PM (Gqar8)

146 Ha! My dad semi-seriously gave me a briefing on this when I was a young lad. He informed me that any household item that breaks or wears out, it is never appropriate to make a gift out of that. Nor are kitchen appliances - say an electric frying pan, ever suitable.

The one caveat, he did purchase a Microwave oven for mom as a Christmas gift. This was well received. But it was the very first retail offering of the device. Nobody really knew what it was, it looked vaguely like a television.
Posted by: Common Tater at September 14, 2026 03:02 PM (No2m

It really depends on your wife. Some are thrilled to get such things.

(We almost always discuss our anniversary gifts beforehand, anyway.)

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 14, 2026 03:04 PM (zjgNU)

147 Ya'll here about the new Sydney Sweeny ad for some sports betting outfit where she ends up nekkid?

Of course, the usual suspects are crying about it.

Posted by: Bulg at September 14, 2026 03:05 PM (77rzZ)

148 Protip - household work appliances are Not good anniversary gifts.
Posted by: tubal

Probably not anniversary, but it also depends on whether your wife was accidentally taught as child that birthdays and holidays are a great opportunity to get useful tools that no one is willing to spend money on under normal circumstances merely so they're there to use.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 14, 2026 03:05 PM (vJrRc)

149 >Get off your ass and get her a new vacuum cleaner and steam floor mop. You have got to make a contribution to the relationship.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 14, 2026 02:55 PM (5C90x)

It was operator error. That's me. I'm the operator. Can't do anything lounging in a LaZboy reading AOS comments.
I'm finished now anyway.
No more of that whiney "If I step on one more fucking goathead!!" crap.

Posted by: Reforger at September 14, 2026 03:06 PM (JZWhT)

150 148 Protip - household work appliances are Not good anniversary gifts.
Posted by: tubal

Probably not anniversary, but it also depends on whether your wife was accidentally taught as child that birthdays and holidays are a great opportunity to get useful tools that no one is willing to spend money on under normal circumstances merely so they're there to use.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 14, 2026 03:05 PM (vJrRc)

Do DustBusters count??

Posted by: tubal at September 14, 2026 03:06 PM (Gqar8)

151
Unsolicited exercise machines may not be best gifts to wife.
Posted by: tubal at September 14, 2026 03:04 PM (Gqar

________

She could get a good workout throwing it at you.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 14, 2026 03:06 PM (eRlcH)

152 The biggest lie women tell is "You don't need to get me anything this holiday."

Men, don't fall for this. It's a trap!

Posted by: JackStraw at September 14, 2026 03:06 PM (viF8m)

153 MENAPT
they keep inventing the weirdest acronyms just to avoid uttering the M word
Posted by: juicer at September 14, 2026 03:04 PM (kWp2M)

It is funny.

Islam is clearly the problem. But our "betters" do everything they can not to admit that.

Meanwhile, they deride Christianity at every opportunity.

Almost as though Islam and our "betters" all serve the same master.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 14, 2026 03:07 PM (zjgNU)

154 Nobody really knew what it was, it looked vaguely like a television.
Posted by: Common Tater
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The early Radar Ranges looked like a Buick grille. Lots of chrome.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 14, 2026 03:07 PM (XeU6L)

155 Ask her if she dates older men. . .
Posted by: Bonecrusher at September 14, 2026 03:02 PM (JNTt1)

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Or if she's ever been inside a Turkish prison.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 14, 2026 03:07 PM (2UnvF)

156 122 Don't forget about the one eyebrow arched when looking at you
Posted by: one hour sober at September 14, 2026 03:00 PM (J4Dwc)

More like a contorted demonic hate-filled rage-mask.

Posted by: But YMMV at September 14, 2026 03:07 PM (TbWk/)

157 152 The biggest lie women tell is "You don't need to get me anything this holiday."

Men, don't fall for this. It's a trap!
Posted by: JackStraw at September 14, 2026 03:06 PM (viF8m

Oh Yeeeah. That is Husband Screwup #1, or close to it!

Posted by: tubal at September 14, 2026 03:08 PM (Gqar8)

158 152 The biggest lie women tell is "You don't need to get me anything "

It's a tarp!!!

Posted by: Admiral Akbar at September 14, 2026 03:08 PM (HcoTw)

159 My wife and our son love to cook. So they don't mind getting kitchen stuff as gifts. But with me, they have to specify exactly what they want, since my cooking knowledge is pretty much limited to toast, eggs, and soup. Oh, and how to use a microwave.

Posted by: Bulg at September 14, 2026 03:08 PM (77rzZ)

160 Just waiting for the Muslim community to suggest they should get special consideration for their behavior due to consanguinity (stupping one's relatives). Thus, the crime, rape, fraud and violence is a direct result of their cultural heritage and should be celebrated.

Failure to celebrate a Muslims right to stick it to their cousins is bigotry and a form of BACKLASH!!!!

Posted by: Orson at September 14, 2026 03:08 PM (dIske)

161 Except that they will go on murder sprees of the (much smaller amount of) infidels in their own countries, claiming "BLASPHEMY" when a woman rejects them.

See: Pakistan, Egypt, India, etc....
Posted by: Formerly Virginian

Doesn't contradict the point, because the point is that when they encounter an infidel, suddenly they can actually do the "fun" part of what their imam tells them is their mission.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 14, 2026 03:08 PM (vJrRc)

162 Darnit, I missed the Doxxed juror thread!

Hilarious to see liberals suddenly ok with doxxing an "arrogant" black man. And he is supposedly Haitian? So they are all for allegedly violent Haitians being here, until they don't vote the way AWFLS want them to.

I'm seeing that the people like Tutrleboy that helped doxx him over the weekend, there is no legal recourse to sue them. True? That POS is claiming that all of this falls under free speech, and that if you oppose him doxxing the juror's info, you are a commie who should leave the country because you hate freedom, and George Washington hates you.

Yeah, I'm sure Washington wanted jury intimidation to be part of the legal process. Sure Jan.

Posted by: LizLem at September 14, 2026 03:08 PM (Eng1Z)

163 She could get a good workout throwing it at you.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 14, 2026 03:06 PM (eRlcH)

There's a glute machine called a Butt Blaster. Give one as a gift and hilarity would be almost certain to ensue.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 14, 2026 03:08 PM (guGkK)

164 158 152 The biggest lie women tell is "You don't need to get me anything "

It's a tarp!!!
Posted by: Admiral Akbar at September 14, 2026 03:08 PM (HcoTw)

I did that once.ONCE.

Posted by: tubal at September 14, 2026 03:09 PM (Gqar8)

165
MENAPT (See also: Wogs)

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 14, 2026 03:09 PM (eRlcH)

166 158 152 The biggest lie women tell is "You don't need to get me anything "

It's a tarp!!!
Posted by: Admiral Akbar at September 14, 2026 03:08 PM (HcoTw)

To wrap her in for tidy disposal.

Posted by: i can still hear her complain at September 14, 2026 03:10 PM (TbWk/)

167 Doesn't contradict the point, because the point is that when they encounter an infidel, suddenly they can actually do the "fun" part of what their imam tells them is their mission.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 14, 2026 03:08 PM (vJrRc)

True, but he was saying we need to quarantine them to their own countries and I'm saying that to truly stop their evil, we need to quarantine them to Saudi Arabia.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 14, 2026 03:10 PM (zjgNU)

168 My wife and our son love to cook.

--

I didn't inherit this gene. I'm a really good cook, according to my family, but I intensely dislike cooking.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 14, 2026 03:11 PM (qBdHI)

169 167 Doesn't contradict the point, because the point is that when they encounter an infidel, suddenly they can actually do the "fun" part of what their imam tells them is their mission.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 14, 2026 03:08 PM (vJrRc)

True, but he was saying we need to quarantine them to their own countries and I'm saying that to truly stop their evil, we need to quarantine them to Saudi Arabia.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 14, 2026 03:10 PM (zjgNU)

My vote is Europa.Or Titan.

Posted by: tubal at September 14, 2026 03:11 PM (Gqar8)

170 Do DustBusters count??
Posted by: tubal

If that's a tool she's been wanting for a while, it should, in my mind.

But not everybody learns that special occasions are the only appropriate time to buy expensive tools.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 14, 2026 03:11 PM (vJrRc)

171 Cheetah Chrome of The Dead Boys dead at 71. Lasted longer than i thought. The Dead Boys had a great album title "Young, Loud and Snotty"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 14, 2026 03:11 PM (N2HNb)

172 32 My parents did that on purpose on my birth certificate; he didn't want me to experience the racism because my Mom was Mexican.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 14, 2026 02:39 PM (l3cgK)

*reflecting on 45+ years of AA*

How'd that turn out?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 14, 2026 02:40 PM (dK+Kv)

Didn't matter much in the end. When I was in college, Kalifornia had their Affirmative Action going on, so I took full advantage of it; I'd been a fool if I hadn't.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 14, 2026 03:12 PM (l3cgK)

173 Sorry, state policy. Moose out front should have warned you.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 14, 2026 03:12 PM (M6sbU)

174 My vote is Europa.Or Titan.

Posted by: tubal at September 14, 2026 03:11 PM (Gqar

My vote is six feet under. There is no rehabilitation, and containment is kicking the can down the road.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 14, 2026 03:12 PM (dK+Kv)

175 True, but he was saying we need to quarantine them to their own countries and I'm saying that to truly stop their evil, we need to quarantine them to Saudi Arabia.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian

I'd call those acceptable terms.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 14, 2026 03:13 PM (vJrRc)

176 The biggest lie women tell is "You don't need to get me anything "

It's a tarp!!!
Posted by: Admiral Akbar at September 14, 2026 03:08 PM

Yeah, one of the very few things I don't like about my wife is her insistence on not telling me what she wants on gift-giving occasions. I'm just supposed to know, I guess.

It turns a happy occasion into a time of dread for me.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 14, 2026 03:13 PM (4NO2D)

177 I bought myself a new charcoal grill and smoker. Fun for everyone.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 14, 2026 03:13 PM (5C90x)

178 Didn't matter much in the end. When I was in college, Kalifornia had their Affirmative Action going on, so I took full advantage of it; I'd been a fool if I hadn't.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 14, 2026 03:12 PM (l3cgK)

So you found out what brown could do for you LOL

Posted by: Not UPS at September 14, 2026 03:13 PM (TbWk/)

179 My grandpa bought my grandma a vacuum cleaner as a gift once. Once. My grandma cried, and he learned never to do that again. Learned jewelry goes down better.

But you have to know your spouse. I got my husband his own personal popcorn maker as a gift, the cute round ones, and he loves it. Uses it at least once a week.

Posted by: LizLem at September 14, 2026 03:13 PM (Eng1Z)

180 They have a religious obligation to come to non-muslim countries. - see Surah 4:100 of the noble quran

Posted by: CTHillary at September 14, 2026 03:13 PM (GMWTj)

181 The biggest lie women tell is "You don't need to get me anything this holiday."

Get her something or at least extra fries when you go get food. She'll graze on what you bring home no matter how much she claims that she isn't hungry.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 14, 2026 03:13 PM (K32Fz)

182 But you have to know your spouse. I got my husband his own personal popcorn maker as a gift, the cute round ones, and he loves it. Uses it at least once a week.

The best gift for men is something they want to get but cannot justify in their heads as an expense. They want it, but the kids need new shoes and they can't explain to you why they spent that money. Figure that stuff out and get it for them, they will love it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 14, 2026 03:15 PM (K32Fz)

183 Our political betters admire Islam because it's the perfect political system to keep the unwashed masses in check. Clear headed people see the way nearly every politician eventually turns when confronted with their limited ability to get the public to bend to their will.

They ultimately find a way to force it.

Those born and raised under Islamic ideology no nothing other. They're easily manipulated... kept in check. The left loves this idea.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 14, 2026 03:15 PM (2Cry5)

184 My grandpa bought my grandma a vacuum cleaner as a gift once. Once. My grandma cried, and he learned never to do that again. Learned jewelry goes down better.

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There's a Bob Newhart episode where Emily gets Bob custom-made silk pajamas for their anniversary, and he gives her a blender. She ran off crying.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 14, 2026 03:16 PM (qBdHI)

185 Yeah, one of the very few things I don't like about my wife is her insistence on not telling me what she wants on gift-giving occasions. I'm just supposed to know, I guess.

It turns a happy occasion into a time of dread for me.
Posted by: toby928(c) at September 14, 2026 03:13 PM (4NO2D)

Clairvoyance and psychic powers are the Bare Minimum™ now. Didn't you get the memo?

Posted by: Nine feet nine figures because inflation at September 14, 2026 03:16 PM (TbWk/)

186 Unsolicited exercise machines may not be best gifts to wife.
Posted by: tubal at September 14, 2026 03:04 PM (Gqar

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Against the advice of morons I bought Mrs. F. a bathroom scale for her birthday and she loved it.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 14, 2026 03:16 PM (M6sbU)

187 179 My grandpa bought my grandma a vacuum cleaner as a gift once. Once. My grandma cried, and he learned never to do that again. Learned jewelry goes down better.

But you have to know your spouse. I got my husband his own personal popcorn maker as a gift, the cute round ones, and he loves it. Uses it at least once a week.
Posted by: LizLem at September 14, 2026 03:13 PM (Eng1Z)

I have to say my Honey is much better at giving me gifts that mean something to me than I am at doing the same for her. I did buy her a brown leather purse once a long time ago that she still uses to this day. I remember spending a long time picking it out.

Posted by: tubal at September 14, 2026 03:16 PM (Gqar8)

188
My vote is Europa.
Posted by: tubal at September 14, 2026 03:11 PM (Gqar

No.

Posted by: Monoliths at September 14, 2026 03:16 PM (DwhNO)

189 >>>The best gift for men is . . . .

Boobs.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 14, 2026 03:17 PM (dK+Kv)

190 44 The wife's vacuum cleaner isn't working. I should get off my ass

Posted by: Reforger at September 14, 2026 02:44 PM (JZWhT)

My wife once complained that the vacuum cleaner wasn't working, so I took it apart, cleaned it up, put it back together and it worked great!...

Turns out my wife REALLY wanted a new one.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 14, 2026 03:17 PM (l3cgK)

191 There's a Bob Newhart episode where Emily gets Bob custom-made silk pajamas for their anniversary, and he gives her a blender. She ran off crying

Mom always liked whatever we got her but I understand that sometimes you cannot control how you react. Especially if your friends are all getting jewelry and perfume and fancy shoes.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 14, 2026 03:17 PM (K32Fz)

192
Yeah, one of the very few things I don't like about my wife is her insistence on not telling me what she wants on gift-giving occasions. I'm just supposed to know, I guess.

It turns a happy occasion into a time of dread for me.
Posted by: toby928(c) at September 14, 2026 03:13 PM

I send links so he knows exactly what I want. Or I just buy it and say thank you.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 14, 2026 03:17 PM (iCBqm)

193 After almost 28 years of marriage, I have given my wife just about every conceivable thing she could want as gifts. I have run out of ideas and have to rely on her to tell me what she wants.

Posted by: Bulg at September 14, 2026 03:17 PM (77rzZ)

194 The best gift for men is something they want to get but cannot justify in their heads as an expense. They want it, but the kids need new shoes and they can't explain to you why they spent that money. Figure that stuff out and get it for them, they will love it.

My wife bought me a camera lens I really wanted but wouldn't spend the money on one year for my BD. She's the best. But still doesn't know what she wants for dinner

Posted by: Admiral Akbar at September 14, 2026 03:18 PM (HcoTw)

195 Ask her if she dates older men. . .
Posted by: Bonecrusher at September 14, 2026 03:02 PM (JNTt1)

I'd rather ask her what her mom looks like.

Posted by: one hour sober at September 14, 2026 03:18 PM (J4Dwc)

196 "I made a musical reference to Godzilla on an earlier thread. A mere 2 or 3 hours later Amazon was offering me deals!!! on Godzilla merchandise. Yeah, we’re totally not being tracked."

Your LG TV (and probably other brands) is listening to you, even when it is off. It has to be unplugged to stop it from listening and recording, pretty much regardless of what you have or have not consented to allow. Supposedly they can also track your other devices, and they prefer to know your credit cards so they know if you are buying what they push on you with ads.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 14, 2026 03:18 PM (vbXSk)

197
It turns a happy occasion into a time of dread for me.
Posted by: toby928(c) at September 14, 2026 03:13 PM

________

It's supposed to be a time of dread.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 14, 2026 03:18 PM (eRlcH)

198 I've had stuff I've posted here or even quoted show up in various feeds. Not redheads though. I never get offered redheads.

Posted by: ... at September 14, 2026 03:19 PM (AANQ+)

199 196 "I made a musical reference to Godzilla on an earlier thread. A mere 2 or 3 hours later Amazon was offering me deals!!! on Godzilla merchandise. Yeah, we’re totally not being tracked."

Your LG TV (and probably other brands) is listening to you, even when it is off. It has to be unplugged to stop it from listening and recording, pretty much regardless of what you have or have not consented to allow. Supposedly they can also track your other devices, and they prefer to know your credit cards so they know if you are buying what they push on you with ads.
Posted by: illiniwek at September 14, 2026 03:18 PM (vbXSk)

I love my old dumb TV from 2003.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 14, 2026 03:19 PM (DwhNO)

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