Jimmy Kimmel Runs Stephen Colbert's Partisan Op Playbook, Claiming DRUMPF!!! Is Censoring Him By Not Allowing Him to Broadcast an Ass-Eating Propaganda Interview with James Talarico

Before getting to that: Trump had some fun with the totally normal moderate straight Christian man James Talarico.

Talarico has campaigned to reduce/end meat consumption. In line with all Democrats who now say "woke 1 was crazyyyy" and disavow their past comments as just some internet "cringe," Talarico now says he loves meat and photographs himself chomping on a turkey drumstick.

An unearthed 2022 clip of Texas Senate candidate James Talarico urging voters to scale back "meat consumption" went viral on Tuesday with many lampooning the rising Democratic star.
Talarico, who has already taken heat for controversial 2020 tweets referring to the "virus of racism" and how White people are guilty of spreading it, was a hot topic on social media again when a GOP communications strategist posted old footage of the masked Senate hopeful criticizing meat consumption in the state famous for its barbecue.
"We have heard, I think heard more and more, issues of animal welfare. I think, not just because it's the right thing to do, and it's the moral thing to do, but also... necessary to fight climate change. It is now existential that we try to reduce our meat consumption, and that we try to respect animals," Talarico said during a fundraiser for laws against animal abuse.
"I am proud to say that our campaign has officially become a non-meat campaign," Talarico continued. "We are only buying vegan products from our local vegan businesses."
...

"Talarico wants to represent Texas but is anti-meat, anti-gun, anti-oil, thinks white people are inherently racist, that God is 'non-binary,' and that the Bible justifies abortion," Rep. Brandon Gill, R-Texas, responded.
"

He was wearing a covid mask while declaring that the need to reduce meat consumption was "existential" to fight "climate change."

Trump says Talarico called his campaign to end meat consumption "Beat Meat." I can't find evidence of that, but I'll allow it for the joke:

Trump: "He wants to beat meat? But it was bad for his image, so he started eating meat. It's getting worse. I‘m getting myself in trouble." pic.twitter.com/V3vjNtBDtY
— Townhall.com (@townhallcom) September 10, 2026

Which brings us to fat unfunny clown Jimmy Kimmel.

He's playing the same game Stephen Colbert did. Colbert, if you remember, recorded an interview with Talarico just before the Democrat primary. It's federal law that if a network which uses federally-granted airwaves promotes a candidate within 30 days of a primary election or 60 days before a general election, the network must provide equal time to his opponents.

At that time, the opponent was Jasmine Ratchet, and the White Racist Stephen Colbert didn't want to give her equal time -- because he supported his fellow Gay White Man. So they just aired the interview on YouTube, where equal time reules don't apply.

And then Colbert and Talarico ran an op pretending that the FCC forced them to do this because Talarico was so dangerous (to men's buttholes).

Well, the FCC didn't force this. You could have given equal time to Jasmine Ratchet, but you didn't want to do that, because you were acting as a partisan attempting to boost Talarico over Ratchet.

Which brings us now to Jimmy Kimmel. Kimmel also recorded an interview with the much-penetrated Talarico, and is running the exact same op of claiming that that DRUMPF!!! is censoring him fascistly.

Equal time rules are pretty basic, even @jimmykimmel can understand them: If you have a candidate on 30 days before a primary and 60 before the general, their opponents can demand equal time on that show on the public airwaves. Jimmy is lying, trying to build up excitement for… https://t.co/cpdj35yfdz
— Derek Hunter (@derekahunter) September 10, 2026

"Our southern border should be like our front porch. There should be a lock on the door, and there should be a welcome mat for people who want to come here the right way."

Democratic Texas Senate nominee James Talarico lays out his immigration position as Fox News'… pic.twitter.com/2vHpytQXgZ
— Fox News (@FoxNews) September 9, 2026

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:24 PM

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1 In before Elric the Spork

Posted by: Halfhand at September 10, 2026 03:24 PM (IIpBj)

2 Here

Posted by: RI Red at September 10, 2026 03:25 PM (3Vwm1)

3 Backhanded by half hand.

Posted by: RI Red at September 10, 2026 03:25 PM (3Vwm1)

4 Jimmah Kibble doesn't eat ass. He goes right to the butthole and sucks the marrow of shit out.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at September 10, 2026 03:28 PM (xvV+O)

5 You know how Goblin Fauci is The Science? Science Made Flesh!

Talacreepo is Cringe Made Flesh. A new species called Homo Cringens.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 10, 2026 03:29 PM (iFTx/)

6 Save a cow. Beat your meat. Gay Jim's new campaign slogan.

He also dresses like one of those Mormon boys who ride around on bikes. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at September 10, 2026 03:29 PM (QaH55)

7 Is this guy talarico running for President in 28 or 32 maybe?

I suspect that was what that beto dude was doing. So TX is just a way to create a profile.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 10, 2026 03:29 PM (jnIP3)

8 I dunno Ace, Tallywhacker seems more like a power bottom, not that I would have expertise in that field

Posted by: Brother Tim is tired at September 10, 2026 03:29 PM (OUMaO)

9 Does James Talarico have a position on killing children? Does he have any kids?

Posted by: Lindsay Clancy at September 10, 2026 03:30 PM (tygaT)

10 There was a nice storefront BBQ shop near Griffith Park with a t shirt: you can't beat our meat.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at September 10, 2026 03:30 PM (DteU4)

11 Why is a white running? And what gender does he identify as?

Democrats need more diversity in Texas!

Posted by: Francesca Hong at September 10, 2026 03:32 PM (tygaT)

12 Jimmy Kimmel looks terrible. Is he sick? Serious question.

A guy who's not even 60 in reasonable shape and has piles of money for stylists, makeup artists, personal trainers, and surgeries shouldn't look like he does.

I hope he's sick.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 10, 2026 03:32 PM (iFTx/)

13 Seriously, as many big spiders as Texas has, any one of them would make a more presentable candidate than Talarico

Posted by: Brother Tim is tired at September 10, 2026 03:33 PM (OUMaO)

14 I would so slam that little thing up against the wall and rip down xer pants! Looking for a tattoo of course.

Posted by: Graham Platner, Dominant at September 10, 2026 03:33 PM (tygaT)

15 In before Elric the Spork
Posted by: Halfhand at September 10, 2026 03:24 PM (IIpBj)
__________

Sporks are useful, yo!

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 10, 2026 03:33 PM (iFTx/)

16 >>>I dunno Ace, Tallywhacker seems more like a power bottom, not that I would have expertise in that field

Now I've heard that speed has something to do with being a power bottom

Posted by: Mac at September 10, 2026 03:34 PM (1wjle)

17 Think about it -- if you are running for President in 28, or 32, or maybe even 36 -- whenever there is a good opening -- you would project what you think would be a winning platform in the future.

So this tallyfucker wanker is really just setting up his future platform so he can stand on a debate stage and say "I invented raping little boys and eating vegan" like algorepig tried to do with the internet and dioxin and adjusting your chakra.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 10, 2026 03:34 PM (jnIP3)

18 No way Talafreako is ahead in Texas... Lie to me if you must

Posted by: It's me donna at September 10, 2026 03:34 PM (+gK6I)

19 Which brings us now to Jimmy Kimmel. Kimmel also recorded an interview with the much-penetrated Talarico, and is running the exact same op of claiming that that DRUMPF!!! is censoring him fascistly.

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This is going to work a whole lot less on rural whites than Austinite progressives.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 10, 2026 03:35 PM (qE8uT)

20 I'm sure you all remember that vile photograph of Democrats having the ghey sex in a government building. Well, I have it on good authority that the bottom of the bottom on the desk might be Talerico's bottom.

It also might not be and the "good authority" is my own ass, so take it as true-ish.

Posted by: spongeworthy at September 10, 2026 03:35 PM (sLLbN)

21 ...and there should be a welcome mat for people who want to come here the right way.
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Why?

Why do we need any more people in this country for the next decade or so?

Posted by: Crusader at September 10, 2026 03:35 PM (TN0g+)

22 "Sporks are useful, yo!"

Sporks are evil

Posted by: Mephistopheles at September 10, 2026 03:36 PM (A3xvt)

23 "because Talarico was so dangerous (to men's buttholes)"

You think Talacreepo does the penetrating? Dude is a bottom, and not even a powerbottom. Just a buttom.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 10, 2026 03:36 PM (iFTx/)

24 No nood'n sunzabitches.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 10, 2026 03:36 PM (ccf/V)

25 Talarico has a girlfriend. You don’t know her. She lives in Canada.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 10, 2026 03:36 PM (NWwW8)

26 23 "because Talarico was so dangerous (to men's buttholes)"

You think Talacreepo does the penetrating? Dude is a bottom, and not even a powerbottom. Just a buttom.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 10, 2026 03:36 PM (iFTx/)

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His tops don't even give him the courtesy of a reach around.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 10, 2026 03:36 PM (qE8uT)

27 Six Gender Jimmy!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 10, 2026 03:37 PM (ccf/V)

28 We like the meat of our swarthy brown tennis instructors.

Posted by: Houston and Dallas WFLs at September 10, 2026 03:37 PM (Y08do)

29 I’ll wager Talarico wins Austin flat out and loses in the rest of the state.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 10, 2026 03:38 PM (NWwW8)

30 29 I’ll wager Talarico wins Austin flat out and loses in the rest of the state.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 10, 2026 03:38 PM (NWwW

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Well, Democrats always win Austin.

It's Austin.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 10, 2026 03:38 PM (qE8uT)

31 "because Talarico was so dangerous (to men's buttholes)"

You think Talacreepo does the penetrating? Dude is a bottom, and not even a powerbottom. Just a buttom.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 10, 2026 03:36 PM (iFTx/)

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His tops don't even give him the courtesy of a reach around.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 10, 2026 03:36 PM (qE8uT)
_________

"Wait, a reach-around ... what's that?"

-- Talacreepo

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 10, 2026 03:39 PM (iFTx/)

32 Why?

Why do we need any more people in this country for the next decade or so?
Posted by: Crusader at September 10, 2026 03:35 PM (TN0g+)

Try 60 years.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 10, 2026 03:39 PM (NWwW8)

33 Trump is a better comedian than Kimmel for crying out loud.

And a better demagogue to boot.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 10, 2026 03:39 PM (Ot/FD)

34 I’ll wager Talarico wins Austin flat out and loses in the rest of the state.

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A Dem wining Austin is like a Rep winning a rural county in Wyoming. 100% odds.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 10, 2026 03:40 PM (Y08do)

35 This is the sort of stuff that makes me think all politics is an op. Nobody in corpo\"leftist"\upperclass\globalist world understands that you can't win elections in contested areas with candidates like Talarico? You don't see the Trump people running some guy wearing camo and carrying an AR in contested elections.

Posted by: Azjaeger at September 10, 2026 03:40 PM (3/XaG)

36 Our southern border should be like our front porch. There should be a lock on the door, and there should be a welcome mat for people who want to come here the right way
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Wow. Those delightfully stale D/R talking points should work on anyone who has been in a coma since 2005.

Next he'll tell me gays just want to visit each other in the hospital and no deranged sex weirdness will ever progress from there.

Posted by: ... at September 10, 2026 03:40 PM (b+pJs)

37 Jimmy Kimmel looks terrible. Is he sick? Serious question.

A guy who's not even 60 in reasonable shape and has piles of money for stylists, makeup artists, personal trainers, and surgeries shouldn't look like he does.

I hope he's sick.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 10, 2026 03:32 PM (iFTx/)

He's an angry liberal......the hate oozes through at some point and you become your hate.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 10, 2026 03:40 PM (ccf/V)

38 It also might not be and the "good authority" is my own ass, so take it as true-ish.
Posted by: spongeworthy at September 10, 2026 03:35 PM (sLLbN)

It's the seriousness of the accusation.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 10, 2026 03:41 PM (Ot/FD)

39 Fuckin' retard is probably injecting ozempic like it's botox.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 10, 2026 03:41 PM (Ot/FD)

40 >>>Which brings us now to Jimmy Kimmel. Kimmel also recorded an interview with the much-penetrated Talarico, and is running the exact same op of claiming that that DRUMPF!!! is censoring him fascistly.

Cry more, bitch tits.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 10, 2026 03:41 PM (dK+Kv)

41 Trump is a better comedian than 99.888% of living comedians.

Posted by: ... at September 10, 2026 03:41 PM (b+pJs)

42
Astros, 2 - Phillies, 1. Now I have to root for the Mariners to beat the Rangers later.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 10, 2026 03:41 PM (eRlcH)

43 Astros, 2 - Phillies, 1. Now I have to root for the Mariners to beat the Rangers later.

crap crap crap

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 10, 2026 03:42 PM (j+aD2)

44 They all look pretty chewed up. Mitch McConnell looks better than Steven Colbert.

Posted by: runner at September 10, 2026 03:42 PM (AKptf)

45 41 Trump is a better comedian than 99.888% of living comedians.

he really really is!

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 10, 2026 03:42 PM (j+aD2)

46 Talarico does remind me of Alfred E. “What Me Worry?” Neuman from Mad magazine. Only creepier.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 10, 2026 03:42 PM (NWwW8)

47 Mitch McConnell looks better than Steven Colbert.
Posted by: runner

I guess we'll get a chance to see this evening.

Posted by: Bulg at September 10, 2026 03:43 PM (77rzZ)

48 What ever happened to Talacreepo's "girlfriend" who liked dancing in gay clubs so much that it was the top line of her SM profile?

Are they still trying to fuck that pig? Or did they give up the comically obvious fraud of those two being a romantic couple?

At this point, the evidence on this guy is so overwhelming that he's a creep and a pervert, than I no longer think he's day. I think he's into farm animals.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 10, 2026 03:44 PM (iFTx/)

49
"Our southern border should be like our front porch. There should be a lock on the door, and there should be a welcome mat for people who want to come here the right way."

Our southern border should look like the Great Wall of China, but with M134 Miniguns pointed out towards Meh-hee-co, toe-popper mines and a moat full of mutated candiru fish, crocodiles and sharks with frickin' laser beams on their heads.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 10, 2026 03:44 PM (bIVgK)

50 Mitch McConnell looks better than Steven Colbert.
Posted by: runner

But which one gives more gratifying fellatio

Posted by: ... at September 10, 2026 03:44 PM (b+pJs)

51 It's kinda pitiful that the left has none of their own energizing sparks and has to borrow Trump's notoriety to get any attention.

Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at September 10, 2026 03:44 PM (OlzlW)

52 The authorities need to check out Talerico's crawlspace just on general principles

Posted by: Common Tater at September 10, 2026 03:45 PM (X/q9i)

53 Does anyone seriously doubt that Talerico fucks children?

Posted by: Ken at September 10, 2026 03:46 PM (RATs9)

54 Mitch McConnell looks better than Steven Colbert.
Posted by: runner

I guess we'll get a chance to see this evening.
Posted by: Bulg

Grab the candles and Ouija board.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 10, 2026 03:46 PM (mqudn)

55 That sounds more like your "back porch", Tally Man.

Posted by: t-bird at September 10, 2026 03:46 PM (ocjxH)

56
The authorities need to check out Talerico's crawlspace just on general principles
Posted by: Common Tater at September 10, 2026 03:45 PM (X/q9i)

I check out Talerico's crawlspace on a regular basis and I've never seen anything bad there.

Posted by: Beto at September 10, 2026 03:47 PM (bIVgK)

57 Is this guy talarico running for President in 28 or 32 maybe?"

Only if there's money in it.

Posted by: man at September 10, 2026 03:47 PM (X/FJT)

58 This is the homo that used to dress in black face and make fun of Carl Malone, the Mailman. Also promoted and starred in The Man show. Showing girls jumping on trampolines their skivvies.

He talks shit about Trump ? WTF ?

Dipshit

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 10, 2026 03:47 PM (NtVYv)

59 Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at September 10, 2026 03:44 PM (OlzlW)

They're even calling DSA "Democrat MAGA".

Way to try and draft in his wake, but no. Not MAGA. You're a bunch of plastic commie diarrhea droplets on the curly asshair of humanity.

Posted by: ... at September 10, 2026 03:47 PM (b+pJs)

60 Southern border: Claymore mines “Front Toward Enemy”.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 10, 2026 03:48 PM (NWwW8)

61 57 Is this guy talarico running for President in 28 or 32 maybe?"

Only if there's money in it.

Posted by: man at September 10, 2026 03:47 PM (X/FJT)

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A 6 week long race where he raises $7 million and spends none of it?

Very possible.

It'll be after Jon Ossoff burns out, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 10, 2026 03:48 PM (qE8uT)

62
Talarico looks like the Youth Minister who gets arrested for molesting kids.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 10, 2026 03:48 PM (eRlcH)

63 I guess we'll get a chance to see this evening.
Posted by: Bulg

Grab the candles and Ouija board.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 10, 2026 03:46 PM (mqudn)

Video appearance!

Posted by: runner at September 10, 2026 03:48 PM (AKptf)

64 There's not a thimble-full of testosterone to be had amongst all these little clown faced clapter-house douchebags put together. Shit diet, no exercise, decades of ass-borne veneral diseases, and then they start housing semaglutides pound for pound with their fudge rounds, there's no way they were ever going to age gracefully. No shape, horrid skin, looking half dead.

Like someone let all the air out of a gay basketball.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 10, 2026 03:48 PM (Ot/FD)

65 62
Talarico looks like the Youth Minister who gets arrested for molesting kids.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 10, 2026 03:48 PM (eRlcH)

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He loves trans-kids.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 10, 2026 03:48 PM (qE8uT)

66 I notice he added the "lock on the door" to his original welcoming at the border

Posted by: DanMan at September 10, 2026 03:49 PM (8uzBS)

67 The girls on the trampolines were fully dressed, in miniskirts.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 10, 2026 03:49 PM (NWwW8)

68 66 I notice he added the "lock on the door" to his original welcoming at the border

Posted by: DanMan at September 10, 2026 03:49 PM (8uzBS)

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The lock on the door is so that anyone who sneaks in through the window can't get kick out of the house.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 10, 2026 03:49 PM (qE8uT)

69 How many people has Trump made rich just by their hating him so much.

Kimmel and Acosta and Tapper and Tucker and The Bulwark Bunch and all of the rest of the TDS Cult should thank their lucky stars for Trump as he’s extended their careers and added millions to their net worth. All of them have outlived their usefulness in the age of TikTok, YouTube and X.

Where would they be without him?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 10, 2026 03:49 PM (6ydKt)

70 I saw Ass-eating Talarico perform at Cheeks II open mic night in 2013.

Posted by: Fred Merz at September 10, 2026 03:49 PM (wGerL)

71 Trump's "he wants to beat meat, but now he eats meat" is a better joke than anything Kimmel's ever done.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 10, 2026 03:49 PM (2ocoG)

72 AI Talerico showing his fighting skills
x.com/TheRicanMemes/status/2098099538326114666

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 10, 2026 03:50 PM (HeG1i)

73 The girls on the trampolines were fully dressed, in miniskirts.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 10, 2026 03:49 PM (NWwW

Thanks Dad

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 10, 2026 03:50 PM (NtVYv)

74 Also promoted and starred in The Man show. Showing girls jumping on trampolines their skivvies.

Kimmel's peak level of competence was "mostly mute sidekick to Adam Carolla".

Posted by: Ian S. at September 10, 2026 03:50 PM (2ocoG)

75 74 Also promoted and starred in The Man show. Showing girls jumping on trampolines their skivvies.

Kimmel's peak level of competence was "mostly mute sidekick to Adam Carolla".

Posted by: Ian S. at September 10, 2026 03:50 PM (2ocoG)

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I thought the peak was "stupid guy next to Ben Stein."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 10, 2026 03:51 PM (qE8uT)

76 Kimmel is for really stupid people. Drooling idiots. He is not even cringe funny.

It should be embarrassing to admit you watch his show.

Posted by: And I think that day is upon us at September 10, 2026 03:51 PM (anL5R)

77 How do they get away with pretending they have some amazing new idea?

A locked door and a welcome mat is literally Trump's own Nazi wording from 2015.

A "wall with a big beautiful door". Remember?

Posted by: ... at September 10, 2026 03:51 PM (b+pJs)

78 Guess I should go get leggings on an head into the studio, both classes are full. Do I want to grab coffee on the way?

Posted by: Piper at September 10, 2026 03:52 PM (ZdaMQ)

79 Come Mistah Tally man tally me banana. I guess Talarico been tallying banana all night long!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 10, 2026 03:52 PM (NWwW8)

80 Kimmel's peak level of competence was "mostly mute sidekick to Adam Carolla".
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yep. And he was stupid on that show also.

Posted by: And I think that day is upon us at September 10, 2026 03:52 PM (anL5R)

81 77 How do they get away with pretending they have some amazing new idea?

A locked door and a welcome mat is literally Trump's own Nazi wording from 2015.

A "wall with a big beautiful door". Remember?

Posted by: ... at September 10, 2026 03:51 PM (b+pJs)

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"Trump promised only the worst of the worst!"

"Here is a clip of Trump saying 'biggest deportation operation ever.'"

"He promised only the worst of the worst!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 10, 2026 03:52 PM (qE8uT)

82 Guess I should go get leggings on an head into the studio, both classes are full. Do I want to grab coffee on the way?
Posted by: Piper at September 10, 2026 03:52 PM (ZdaMQ)

Matcha-Kale-Protein smoothy.

Posted by: runner at September 10, 2026 03:52 PM (AKptf)

83 It's kinda pitiful that the left has none of their own energizing sparks and has to borrow Trump's notoriety to get any attention.
Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at September 10, 2026 03:44 PM (OlzlW)
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I watched Trevor Noah's NF special -- I know, I know, but it was late, I was bored, and nothing else looked appealing -- and half the material was how Trump mocked and threatened him for making an Epstein joke at the Grammies.

These people get energized like Frankenstein when they can make some connection with them and Trump. It's like teenage girls getting all excited that Chadley Highborn glanced at them while driving by in his Lamborghini.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 10, 2026 03:52 PM (iFTx/)

84 Does anyone seriously doubt that Talerico fucks children?

No, the terrified kids can outrun him.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 10, 2026 03:53 PM (9s47C)

85
Never watched even Carson. I go to bed at 10:30.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 10, 2026 03:53 PM (eRlcH)

86
Next...

Talarico: "We need to make sure these other countries are sending their top people!"

Posted by: ... at September 10, 2026 03:53 PM (b+pJs)

87 I guess we'll get a chance to see this evening.

With green smoke, animated head and everything. "Pay no attention to the corpse behind the curtain!"

Posted by: t-bird at September 10, 2026 03:53 PM (ocjxH)

88 83 I watched Trevor Noah's NF special -- I know, I know, but it was late, I was bored, and nothing else looked appealing -- and half the material was how Trump mocked and threatened him for making an Epstein joke at the Grammies.

These people get energized like Frankenstein when they can make some connection with them and Trump. It's like teenage girls getting all excited that Chadley Highborn glanced at them while driving by in his Lamborghini.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 10, 2026 03:52 PM (iFTx/)

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The level of TDS that infects these people is insane. It's so much more than the W-hate.

By the way, when was the last No Kings rally? Should have had a bunch through the nice summer months, right?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 10, 2026 03:53 PM (qE8uT)

89
Matcha-Kale-Protein smoothy.
Posted by: runner at September 10, 2026 03:52

Matcha is actually a good idea. Thank you!

Posted by: Piper at September 10, 2026 03:53 PM (ZdaMQ)

90 87 I guess we'll get a chance to see this evening.

With green smoke, animated head and everything. "Pay no attention to the corpse behind the curtain!"
Posted by: t-bird at September 10, 2026 03:53 PM (ocjxH)

LOL

Posted by: It's me donna at September 10, 2026 03:54 PM (+gK6I)

91 I will give social media credit for being able to have all these nutjobs prior statements come back and bite them in the ass.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 10, 2026 03:54 PM (E0Et6)

92 I keep seeing this...

https://tinyurl.com/2s46ype5

Posted by: runner at September 10, 2026 03:54 PM (AKptf)

93 any time Piper!

Posted by: runner at September 10, 2026 03:55 PM (AKptf)

94 I don't know that I've ever seen Jimmy Kimmel except for a few minutes. Apparently his wife is much involved in writing his material.
If you want to get non political comedy ( I don't have a working TV so I watched a little online ) is "Comics unleashed ." I noted yesterday that in ratings it is apparently beating the pants off Kimmel.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 10, 2026 03:55 PM (f0M3O)

95 Pecan pie. The original health food.

Posted by: Eromero at September 10, 2026 03:55 PM (3Q4mi)

96 How does Adam Corolla stay friends with Kimmel?

I know… we should be able to disagree with someone politically and still be friends. I do that in my own life…. But crap Kimmel is so unlikable and his worldview is so screwed up… and he’s not funny anymore… at this point Corolla can’t even talk to him about comedy! So what gives?

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 10, 2026 03:56 PM (uTFcg)

97 Talarico is running for the donations.

Posted by: davidt at September 10, 2026 03:56 PM (Q+gd/)

98 Talarico is a serpent. Beware false prophets.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 10, 2026 03:56 PM (VqCOT)

99 98 Talarico is a serpent. Beware false prophets.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 10, 2026 03:56 PM (VqCOT)

He flip flops more than a fish on a dock

Posted by: It's me donna at September 10, 2026 03:57 PM (+gK6I)

100 For a minute, "get leggings on an head" indicated to me that you were off to rob a bank.

sheesh. Don't use the Lulumon ones, the are too thin is all I could think of for advice.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 10, 2026 03:57 PM (rbvCR)

101 A locked door and a welcome mat is literally Trump's own Nazi wording from 2015.

A "wall with a big beautiful door". Remember?

Posted by: ... at September 10, 2026 03:51 PM (b+pJs)
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Careful, he only says a "lock on the door", not a "locked door".

Posted by: WisRich at September 10, 2026 03:57 PM (G0vdT)

102 Why all the disordered sex? Why? Because chastity, purity and conntinence is bad for business.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 10, 2026 03:57 PM (wxsGM)

103 With green smoke, animated head and everything. "Pay no attention to the corpse behind the curtain!"
Posted by: t-bird at September 10, 2026 03:53 PM (ocjxH)

Where’s Toto? No, Toto, don’t pull on that curtain!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 10, 2026 03:57 PM (NWwW8)

104 18 No way Talafreako is ahead in Texas... Lie to me if you must
Posted by: It's me donna at September 10, 2026 03:34 PM (+gK6I)

No, there is no way. This will likely be a Cruz beating Beto in 2018 contest. Way closer than it should be, but not a nail-biter. Why was that one so close? For the same reason this one is. The GOPe hated Cruz, and they hate Paxton even more because he took one of theirs out.

Therefore, the GOPe is not donating money to Paxton, and many of them will even shadow fund Talarico via PACs in addition to voting for Six Gender Jimmy. They would rather a Marxist take the seat rather than a real conservative in order to show us a lesson.

See also: Ken Cuccinelli in Virginia's 2013 Governor race, which was much closer than polls indicated. In that one, too, the GOPe sat out because they hated the conservative who actually won the primary more than Terry McAuliffe, Hillary's bag man.

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at September 10, 2026 03:58 PM (P9Ea3)

105 97 Talarico is running for the donations.

Posted by: davidt at September 10, 2026 03:56 PM (Q+gd/)

========

The vast majority of his ad spending has been on fundraising.

Fundraising in markets...not Texas.

His entire campaign only makes sense if you realize that no one involved thinks he can win and it's all about bilking small dollar donors $5 at a time.

Generational wealth is to be had for a couple of people running that campaign.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 10, 2026 03:58 PM (qE8uT)

106 Careful, he only says a "lock on the door", not a "locked door".

Posted by: WisRich at September 10, 2026 03:57 PM (G0vdT)

LOL good catch. Conversely Trump never said the door would open

Posted by: ... at September 10, 2026 03:58 PM (b+pJs)

107 ...By the way, when was the last No Kings rally? Should have had a bunch through the nice summer months, right?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 10, 2026 03:53 PM (qE8uT)

I think I saw one outside a Burger King the other day. I think they were confused.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 10, 2026 03:59 PM (VqCOT)

108 Talarico is a serpent. Beware false prophets.

There is a reason why that he is known around the water cooler as Screwtape.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 10, 2026 03:59 PM (PVBkQ)

109 They say it's close because if it ain't close there's no donations.

Posted by: davidt at September 10, 2026 03:59 PM (Q+gd/)

110 I know… we should be able to disagree with someone politically and still be friends. I do that in my own life…. But crap Kimmel is so unlikable and his worldview is so screwed up… and he’s not funny anymore… at this point Corolla can’t even talk to him about comedy! So what gives?
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 10, 2026 03:56 PM (uTFcg)

Not throw him under the bus like Art Garfunkel announcing that he is leaving the US because reasons?
Keep his personal life and personal disputes out of the news because Carola has been there in the past? I know, how could he dare.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 10, 2026 03:59 PM (rbvCR)

111 104 Therefore, the GOPe is not donating money to Paxton, and many of them will even shadow fund Talarico via PACs in addition to voting for Six Gender Jimmy. They would rather a Marxist take the seat rather than a real conservative in order to show us a lesson.

See also: Ken Cuccinelli in Virginia's 2013 Governor race, which was much closer than polls indicated. In that one, too, the GOPe sat out because they hated the conservative who actually won the primary more than Terry McAuliffe, Hillary's bag man.

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at September 10, 2026 03:58 PM (P9Ea3)

=========

Ad buys for the next few weeks are reported.

GOP and aligned groups are outspending Democrats and aligned groups by almost 2-1 in Texas for the next few weeks.

Ad buys don't create votes, but it should also reflect relative investment in GOTV efforts and overall enthusiasm.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 10, 2026 03:59 PM (qE8uT)

112 Kimmel's peak level of competence was "mostly mute sidekick to Adam Carolla".
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yep. And he was stupid on that show also.
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And did blackface.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 10, 2026 03:59 PM (DHh0Q)

113 Posted by: Ben Had at September 10, 2026 03:54 PM (E0Et6)

LOL. It's true!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 10, 2026 04:00 PM (f0M3O)

114
But all the polls say Paxton is a dead man walking!

*bites fingernails nervously*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 10, 2026 04:01 PM (eRlcH)

115 I'm sure the AWFLs hear Talarico 's BS and think "he's evolving". Sqweee

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 10, 2026 04:01 PM (N2HNb)

116 112 Kimmel's peak level of competence was "mostly mute sidekick to Adam Carolla"

I was nice to see Corolla speak at the rally yesterday... He was funny...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 10, 2026 04:01 PM (+gK6I)

117 Like someone let all the air out of a gay basketball.

***********************

Someone on Twitter posted a pic of 80s teens and compared them to a random pic of gen z teens

HO LEE FUK

the 80s teens were all tanned, healthy looking and had muscle tone (evne the fat ones), while the gen z were pasty white looking simptwits who look like even a gentle gust of the wind could sweep them into the ocean

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - FAP Certified at September 10, 2026 04:02 PM (fapp/)

118 114
But all the polls say Paxton is a dead man walking!

*bites fingernails nervously*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 10, 2026 04:01 PM (eRlcH)

========

"The polls in summer this year are 100% accurate because the final polls from last cycle were 60% accurate."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 10, 2026 04:02 PM (qE8uT)

119 105 97 Talarico is running for the donations.

From the Book of Beto: chapters 2008, 2011, 2013, 2018

Posted by: Auspex at September 10, 2026 04:02 PM (Y8DZL)

120 GOP and aligned groups are outspending Democrats and aligned groups by almost 2-1 in Texas for the next few weeks.

Ad buys don't create votes, but it should also reflect relative investment in GOTV efforts and overall enthusiasm.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films)
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Does that include the McConnell controlled Senate GOP fund? Because the last I heard, they were sitting Texas out due to spite.

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at September 10, 2026 04:02 PM (P9Ea3)

121 I thought the peak was "stupid guy next to Ben Stein."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 10, 2026 03:51 PM (qE8uT)
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This. He was actually funny on that show.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 10, 2026 04:02 PM (RIvkX)

122 120 Does that include the McConnell controlled Senate GOP fund? Because the last I heard, they were sitting Texas out due to spite.

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at September 10, 2026 04:02 PM (P9Ea3)

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Mitch doesn't control the Senate GOP fund anymore.

And with all the other other money going in, the Senate GOP fund deciding to go in or not isn't that important, especially with Musk talking about as much as $200 million to invest himself in just that race.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 10, 2026 04:03 PM (qE8uT)

123 100 For a minute, "get leggings on an head" indicated to me that you were off to rob a bank.

sheesh. Don't use the Lulumon ones, the are too thin is all I could think of for advice.
Posted by: Kindltot at September

I would trip and fall running out of the door of the bank, embarrassing all of you!

Posted by: Piper at September 10, 2026 04:04 PM (ZdaMQ)

124 Dana Loesch
@DLoesch
1h
For those who think this can't happen, when Beto challenged Cruz he got 3k+ more votes than Cruz in the largest red county in the state. This has always been an obvious strategy of incrementalism by Ds

"Gabby Birenbaum
@birenbomb
3h
Much-awaited AARP poll (Fabrizio Ward (R) / Impact (D)) of #TXSen, fielded 8/30-9/1, n=895 LV, MOE=+-3/3%

🔵Talarico: 48%
🔴Paxton: 44%

🔴Abbott: 49%
🔵Hinojosa: 46%

Trump approval: -11
Generic ballot: R+4"

Posted by: runner at September 10, 2026 04:04 PM (AKptf)

125 I repost , you decide.

Posted by: runner at September 10, 2026 04:04 PM (AKptf)

126 Why is the Left so invested in Talerico?
What makes him an ask Sayed so critical?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 10, 2026 04:04 PM (4KUe5)

127 At the end of this term President Trump should have a late night talk show. He's much funnier than Kimbish.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 10, 2026 04:05 PM (hzuYO)

128 125 I repost , you decide.
Posted by: runner at September 10, 2026 04:04 PM (AKptf)

AARP poll ? I'll pass

Posted by: It's me donna at September 10, 2026 04:05 PM (+gK6I)

129 Christy, he'll have no time. His gig after 2028 is President of the Board Of Peace!

Posted by: runner at September 10, 2026 04:06 PM (AKptf)

130 Cruz still won.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 10, 2026 04:06 PM (E0Et6)

131 Does that include the McConnell controlled Senate GOP fund? Because the last I heard, they were sitting Texas out due to spite.

Posted by: Virginia SoCon

Let them sit it out. Paxton doesn't need it, and it will be remembered as proof positive that the GOPe is a bunch of feckless, impotent irrelevancies. It will be a fitting monument to McConnell.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 10, 2026 04:06 PM (Riz8t)

132 I think Sayed is the critical one. Hoping I'm wrong.

Posted by: ... at September 10, 2026 04:07 PM (b+pJs)

133 I think Talarico prefers tube steak.

Posted by: wth at September 10, 2026 04:07 PM (UjdFS)

134 Too bad Cornyn isn't backing Paxton...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 10, 2026 04:08 PM (+gK6I)

135 Talarico was so dangerous (to men's buttholes).

Watch your assholes...he'll rectum...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 10, 2026 04:08 PM (l3cgK)

136 Bitching about their Propaganda, they can go screw themselves. President Trump doesn't run their Propaganda Ministry

Posted by: Skip at September 10, 2026 04:09 PM (Ia/+0)

137 Talarico now says he loves meat and photographs himself chomping on a turkey drumstick.

Has it been confirmed that it's a turkey drumstick?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 10, 2026 04:09 PM (guGkK)

138 It's me donna, people hate Cornyn. I'd rather he stay a thousand miles away from Paxton.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 10, 2026 04:10 PM (E0Et6)

139 Iirc, campaign consultants are paid a percentage of the ad buys. I see ad buys as campaign consultant goldmines, not necessarily an indicator of success.

A LOT of alleged GOP campaign have gotten rich doing a poor job getting their person elected. How much money did Jeb spend in 2016? Yeah, someone got rich losing bigtime. Which is why Trump used his own people, like Kushner, instead of the greedy, unsuccessful GOP consultant class.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 10, 2026 04:10 PM (4KUe5)

140 Talarico now says he loves meat and photographs himself chomping on a turkey drumstick.

Has it been confirmed that it's a turkey drumstick?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 10, 2026 04:09 PM (guGkK)

It looks suspiciously penis-shaped.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 10, 2026 04:10 PM (dK+Kv)

141 Let them sit it out. Paxton doesn't need it, and it will be remembered as proof positive that the GOPe is a bunch of feckless, impotent irrelevancies. It will be a fitting monument to McConnell.

Posted by: Archimedes

------------------------
I'm not worried about Texas. There are enough real conservatives that the GOPe flounce won't cost that seat. I was just explaining why Texas is closer than it should be, especially given that Jimmy T makes Beto look as masculine as Charleton Heston or Clint Eastwood in comparison.

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at September 10, 2026 04:10 PM (P9Ea3)

142 Talarico was so dangerous (to ~~men's~~ little boy's buttholes).
......

Fixed that for you.

Posted by: wth at September 10, 2026 04:11 PM (UjdFS)

143 138 It's me donna, people hate Cornyn. I'd rather he stay a thousand miles away from Paxton.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 10, 2026 04:10 PM (E0Et6)

I figured maybe his voters would come over to Paxton if Cornyn backed him.. I have no clue about Texas.. LOL

Posted by: It's me donna at September 10, 2026 04:11 PM (+gK6I)

144 Why is the Left so invested in Talerico?

Texas is the DNC's white whale because it's got a lot of electoral votes and it was Dem-controlled until relatively recently.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 10, 2026 04:12 PM (2ocoG)

145 I'm sure the AWFLs hear Talarico 's BS and think "he's evolving". Sqweee
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 10, 2026 04:01 PM (N2HNb)

Soon Talarico will have to announce that he's totally in favor of mothers strangling their own kids. I hear it's lightning in a bottle among the smart set voters today.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 10, 2026 04:12 PM (guGkK)

146 126 Why is the Left so invested in Talerico?
What makes him an ask Sayed so critical?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 10, 2026 04:04 PM (4KUe5)
_________________________

Since 2015, the Left stopped with the subterfuge. Even before Trump's appearance certain high profile Leftists were gaining ground (Bernie Sanders). It used to be an open secret that the Left would swing towards the middle during elections with no intention of following through. That deceitful approach has been discarded in favor of open promotion of radicalism.

Add to that the voting demographics now include brainwashed college graduates who have been conditioned through Elementary school all the way up through college. The figured they had enough of a mainstream to discard the charade.

As usual, I think the Left overestimates their acumen. There have been some very blue state and city wins (Mamdani in NY, Morales in RI). But, I think Talarico and the 9/11 cheerleader in Michigan get crushed come November. The fake polls are propping both of them up...which is the purpose of polls these days.

Posted by: Orson at September 10, 2026 04:12 PM (dIske)

147 Christy, Trump has already had a hit NBC tv show!
Heh

Posted by: Lizzy at September 10, 2026 04:13 PM (4KUe5)

148 Out of state money is invested in Talarico.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 10, 2026 04:13 PM (E0Et6)

149 Cornyn was expecting to be Mitch's replacement. Mitch's team knew Cornyn was toxic in Texas and that's how we ended up with Thune (who swings like Cornyn).

Posted by: DanMan at September 10, 2026 04:13 PM (8uzBS)

150 Talarico is running for the donations.
.......

from the Sperm Bank?

Posted by: wth at September 10, 2026 04:14 PM (UjdFS)

151 It looks suspiciously penis-shaped.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 10, 2026 04:10 PM (dK+Kv)

Doesn't everything though?

Posted by: Hermann Rorschach at September 10, 2026 04:15 PM (b+pJs)

152 Talarico is running for the donations.
.......

from the Sperm Bank?

Posted by: wth at September 10, 2026 04:14 PM (UjdFS)

Spoiler: He accepts Direct Deposit

Posted by: ... at September 10, 2026 04:15 PM (b+pJs)

153
This time every four years, we ourselves excitedly say, "New Jersey is in play!" Ladees and gennlemun, New Jersey is not and never will be in play. The Texas senate seats are the Democrats version of this wishful, but invariably disappointed thinking.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 10, 2026 04:16 PM (eRlcH)

154 Say what you want about Kimmel, but his show did wreck that fat fuck conman Jellybean.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 10, 2026 04:16 PM (bX16E)

155 154 Say what you want about Kimmel, but his show did wreck that fat fuck conman Jellybean.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 10, 2026 04:16 PM (bX16E)

Pretty sure Jellybean wrecked himself...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 10, 2026 04:17 PM (+gK6I)

156 If Trump gave every American Citizen $5K that would be a waste of money ...

How are the Demo-Commies going to skim taxpayer dollars for their BS programs to keep people stuck on the Government Tit ????

If they are not dependent on the Government, what will they do to survive ????

Posted by: Jackson K. at September 10, 2026 04:18 PM (u322d)

157 This time every four years, we ourselves excitedly say, "New Jersey is in play!" Ladees and gennlemun, New Jersey is not and never will be in play. The Texas senate seats are the Democrats version of this wishful, but invariably disappointed thinking.

The difference is that if the cheat was fixed New Jersey actually would be in play.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 10, 2026 04:18 PM (2ocoG)

158 It looks suspiciously penis-shaped.
.......

Mystery meat.

Posted by: wth at September 10, 2026 04:18 PM (UjdFS)

159 Pretty sure Jellybean wrecked himself...
Posted by: It's me donna at September 10, 2026 04:17 PM (+gK6I)

You know who else wrecked himself?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 10, 2026 04:18 PM (guGkK)

160 Texas is the DNC's white whale because it's got a lot of electoral votes and it was Dem-controlled until relatively recently.

I believe John Sharp was the last dem and he ended up as chancellor at A&M. I don't think he was elected either, I think he was appointed by Rick Perry, who switched to R before running for governor.

1994 was the last dem as a senator.

Posted by: DanMan at September 10, 2026 04:19 PM (8uzBS)

161 You know who else wrecked himself?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 10, 2026 04:18 PM (guGkK)

You still crack me up

Posted by: ... at September 10, 2026 04:19 PM (b+pJs)

162 I am so old I remember when PA was out of reach for R, when is was a (proverbial) pipe dream.

Posted by: runner at September 10, 2026 04:19 PM (AKptf)

163 It looks suspiciously penis-shaped.

In many ways, this is the story of Obama. Big Mike Obama.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 10, 2026 04:20 PM (2ocoG)

164
Also promoted and starred in The Man show. Showing girls jumping on trampolines their skivvies.

Kimmel's peak level of competence was "mostly mute sidekick to Adam Carolla".
Posted by: Ian S. at September 10, 2026 03:50 PM (2ocoG)

The Man Show was 70% Carolla, 29% The Costello Twins and 1% Kimmel.

His main contribution was the "Yokozuna" where he found his brother asleep on a Lazy Boy, and Kimmel dropped trou and jumped on board, grinding his bare asshole in his brother's face to wake him up.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 10, 2026 04:20 PM (bIVgK)

165 At the end of this term President Trump should have a late night talk show. He's much funnier than Kimbish.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 10, 2026 04:05 PM (hzuYO)

Well, Adam Curry is still looking for a new co-host since John died.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 10, 2026 04:20 PM (rbvCR)

166 I love old music, especially "Where The Boys Are".

Posted by: James Talarico, raging heterosexual vegan at September 10, 2026 04:22 PM (ji8TS)

167 Ok, that makes sense re: Talerico.

I also think they particularly like having the fakes, woke Christian lecturing normies about their own religious beliefs and values. He will give them opportunities to say “See, this principled Christian is willing to take care of trans kids/fund illegals/partner with Muslims/ whatever” as a way to smear normal Christians as being less than.

I would bet a lot of his donors are not just out of state, but out of country.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 10, 2026 04:22 PM (4KUe5)

168
Not sure if the killer is illegal or not but it's getting attention b/c the victim knew Tyrus, Gutfeld, and David Burge aka Iowahawk........and they all posted about it on X.
----------------------------
Tom Hennessy
@Tomhennessey69
·
5h
🚨 attempted beheading 🚨

Let’s check in on Round Rock, Texas (near Austin), where 26-year-old sub-Saharan African Benedict Ogbodiegwu Jr. just allegedly murdered a White man, 62-year-old Andrew James Wimsatt.

Andrew liked to sit at the park and take photos that he shared on his IG. Around 11am, Wimsatt was sitting on a park bench when Ogbodiegwu began attacking him with a knife. Ogbodiegwu wrapped his left arm around Wimsatt and started viciously stabbing him. Wimsatt tried to push him off but failed.

Ogbodiegwu continued stabbing Wimsatt several times before Wimsatt fell to the ground. Ogbodiegwu then got on top of the victim and started visibly sawing Wimsatt’s neck with the knife before running away toward the park’s pool area.

Posted by: beckster at September 10, 2026 04:23 PM (kX27y)

169 He looks to me like another guy with boy scouts in a basement prison.

And I would know.

Posted by: Tim Walz at September 10, 2026 04:25 PM (ji8TS)

170
Why is the Left so invested in Talerico?

Texas is the DNC's white whale because it's got a lot of electoral votes and it was Dem-controlled until relatively recently.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 10, 2026 04:12 PM (2ocoG)

I always looked at it like the Limey General Staff during The Great War, when they were obsessed with getting a moral victory of "breaking the German lines at it's strongest point". Never mind how hard that was on the average Tommy.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 10, 2026 04:25 PM (bIVgK)

171 from the Sperm Bank?

Posted by: wth at September 10, 2026 04:14 PM

That's my favorite bank.

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at September 10, 2026 04:25 PM (OkYzo)

172 With green smoke, animated head and everything. "Pay no attention to the corpse behind the curtain!"
Posted by: t-bird at September 10, 2026 03:53 PM (ocjxH)

Zardoz, right ?

Tits up

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 10, 2026 04:25 PM (NtVYv)

173 It's funny how enamored they are with Talarico as if he has a chance.

Posted by: Leupold at September 10, 2026 04:25 PM (BID4l)

174 173 It's funny how enamored they are with Talarico as if he has a chance.
Posted by: Leupold at September 10, 2026 04:25 PM (BID4l)

The shame is part of the kink.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 10, 2026 04:26 PM (Ot/FD)

175 133 I think Talarico prefers tube steak.

Posted by: wth at September 10, 2026 04:07 PM

That's my favorite Steak

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at September 10, 2026 04:26 PM (OkYzo)

176 Why is the Left so invested in Talerico?

Beta O'Rourke came so close...

Posted by: t-bird at September 10, 2026 04:26 PM (ocjxH)

177 Holy crap that is disturbing!

Just sitting in a park and stabbed to death.

Dark days.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 10, 2026 04:26 PM (4KUe5)

178 163 It looks suspiciously penis-shaped.

That's my favorite shape.

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at September 10, 2026 04:27 PM (OkYzo)

179 I feel pretty good that I managed to avoid Kimmie Jizzle's show the last 24 years.

Looking forward to avoiding his anonymity, too.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at September 10, 2026 04:27 PM (wtvvX)

180 If I go to a bar and meet what I believe is a Biological Female, how will I know it/they/them is not lying about its gender.

How will I know which of the "SIX GENDERS" this person really is ???

I mean the "Auston Powers" Gender Test may not work anymore !!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Jackson K. at September 10, 2026 04:27 PM (j93VM)

181 This is the sort of stuff that makes me think all politics is an op. Nobody in corpo\"leftist"\upperclass\globalist world understands that you can't win elections in contested areas with candidates like Talarico? You don't see the Trump people running some guy wearing camo and carrying an AR in contested elections.
Posted by: Azjaeger at September 10, 2026 03:40 PM (3/XaG)

I think its a fundraising trick. T can't win, but he can collect donos from out of state all summer and some can be leached off for spending in other areas. Beto did the same thing, running like he's in a blue state rather than Texas.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 10, 2026 04:28 PM (uhVAy)

182 from the Sperm Bank?

Posted by: wth at September 10, 2026 04:14 PM

That's my favorite bank.

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at September 10, 2026 04:25 PM (OkYzo)

Who's in your prison wallet?

Posted by: Barack Obama at September 10, 2026 04:28 PM (dK+Kv)

183
“See, this principled Christian is willing to take care of trans kids/fund illegals/partner with Muslims/ whatever”

__________

He's not "taking care" of them with his own means. It's easy to be generous with other people's money.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 10, 2026 04:28 PM (eRlcH)

184 Turkey is the saddest of lunch meats.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 10, 2026 04:28 PM (zZu0s)

185 I think its a fundraising trick. T can't win, but he can collect donos from out of state all summer and some can be leached off for spending in other areas. Beto did the same thing, running like he's in a blue state rather than Texas.
Posted by: Oldcat

===

And you get nothing when you lose, so if it's 49/51 and Paxton is a Senator, they could have had a few extra hundred million to run in other more winnable races

Posted by: Leupold at September 10, 2026 04:29 PM (BID4l)

186 I feel pretty good that I managed to avoid Kimmie Jizzle's show the last 24 years.

Looking forward to avoiding his anonymity, too.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at September 10, 2026 04:27 PM (wtvvX)

You won't be able to avoid him. He'll still host The Oscars, and everybody watches the...

Oh wait. Never mind.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 10, 2026 04:29 PM (guGkK)

187
Turkey is the saddest of lunch meats.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 10, 2026 04:28 PM (zZu0s)

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It's breast meat, which is tasteless anyway.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 10, 2026 04:29 PM (eRlcH)

188 Who's in your prison wallet?
Posted by: Barack Obama at September 10, 2026 04:28 PM (dK+Kv)

Two Benjamins, an Abe, three Georges, and Big Larry.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 10, 2026 04:29 PM (Ot/FD)

189 184 Turkey is the saddest of lunch meats.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 10, 2026 04:28 PM (zZu0s)

Boar's Head Bold Aloha Sunshine Pineapple Turkey Breast

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 10, 2026 04:30 PM (l3cgK)

190 "NEW: President Trump Announces $500 Rebate Checks For Americans 'Overcharged' By Obamacare"

Posted by: runner at September 10, 2026 04:30 PM (AKptf)

191 How will I know which of the "SIX GENDERS" this person really is ???

I mean the "Auston Powers" Gender Test may not work anymore !!!!!!!!!!

I've got a foolproof method, mate.

Posted by: Crocodile Dundee at September 10, 2026 04:31 PM (guGkK)

192
There is something very wrong with Talarico's appearance. It's off putting. His views are bad enough, but just looking at him makes the skin crawl.

Posted by: Frank Barone at September 10, 2026 04:31 PM (OkYzo)

193 Holy crap that is disturbing!

Just sitting in a park and stabbed to death.

Dark days.
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If you told me the killer was wearing the orange jumpsuit IN the park WHEN he did the killing I would have just nodded my head. When we finally have the battle between good and evil, there's some things we're going to have to fix.

Posted by: Crusader at September 10, 2026 04:31 PM (TN0g+)

194 There is something very wrong with Talarico's appearance. It's off putting. His views are bad enough, but just looking at him makes the skin crawl.
Posted by: Frank Barone at September 10, 2026 04:31 PM (OkYzo)

Put him in a Nazi uniform and he could be Josef Goebbels' company clerk.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 10, 2026 04:32 PM (PSEDc)

195 There is something very wrong with Talarico's appearance. It's off putting. His views are bad enough, but just looking at him makes the skin crawl.
Posted by: Frank Barone at September 10, 2026 04:31 PM (OkYzo)
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Because he looks like a serial killer.

Posted by: Tim Walz at September 10, 2026 04:32 PM (ji8TS)

196 I know I am really not supposed to ask, but, where the fud is the money coming from and who will decide the overcharge qualification?

Posted by: runner at September 10, 2026 04:32 PM (AKptf)

197 Turkey is the saddest of lunch meats.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 10, 2026 04:28 PM (zZu0s)

One is the loneliest number.

Posted by: Three Dog Night at September 10, 2026 04:32 PM (guGkK)

198 I know I am really not supposed to ask, but, where the fud is the money coming from and who will decide the overcharge qualification?
Posted by: runner

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Democrats have an endless money train ever since Obama, I have never understood it.

Their base is very generous when it comes to political causes, ours, not so much.

Posted by: Leupold at September 10, 2026 04:33 PM (BID4l)

199
Put him in a Nazi uniform and he could be Josef Goebbels' company clerk.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 10, 2026 04:32 PM (PSEDc)

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Ernst Röhm's twink.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 10, 2026 04:34 PM (eRlcH)

200 Ernst Röhm's twink.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 10, 2026 04:34 PM (eRlcH)

Even more accurate. Heh.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 10, 2026 04:37 PM (PSEDc)

201 osted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 10, 2026 04:28 PM (zZu0s)

Boar's Head Bold Aloha Sunshine Pineapple Turkey Breast
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 10, 2026 04:30 PM (l3cgK)

I recall a pepper turkey breast package I used to get.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 10, 2026 04:42 PM (uhVAy)

202 Democrats have an endless money train ever since Obama, I have never understood it.

Their base is very generous when it comes to political causes, ours, not so much.
Posted by: Leupold at September 10, 2026 04:33 PM (BID4l)

USAID. The DNC is in debt this cycle.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 10, 2026 04:42 PM (uhVAy)

203 Democrats have an endless money train ever since Obama, I have never understood it.

Their base is very generous when it comes to political causes, ours, not so much.
Posted by: Leupold at September 10, 2026 04:33 PM (BID4l)

In my lowly opinion, for a good reason. Government does not make money, it only redistributes, and thusly picks winner and losers. As Conservatives, I think we should be a bit wary of redistribution, and lean in a different direction than the Ds. Like reducing taxation, or getting rid of onerous government compliance from every industry, that burdens employers with expenses. Stuff like that.

Posted by: runner at September 10, 2026 04:46 PM (AKptf)

204 I saw Ernst Rohm's Twink cover "Blitzkrieg Bop" at CBGB's

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 10, 2026 04:50 PM (N2HNb)

205 The DNC is broke because of USAID going down and because of Dem anti-semitism, but billionaires are funding individual candidates like Talarico and Ossoff. They're both attending a high roller fund raiser in LA tonight

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 10, 2026 04:52 PM (N2HNb)

206 Talarico now says he loves meat and photographs himself chomping on a turkey drumstick.

Has it been confirmed that it's a turkey drumstick?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 10, 2026 04:09 PM (guGkK)

It’s hard to eat a turkey drumstick lengthwise.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 10, 2026 04:58 PM (NWwW8)

207 FWP replacing a water line to toilet and toilet insides

Posted by: Skip at September 10, 2026 05:00 PM (Ia/+0)

208 Floating Green Head? Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain? Were you even born in this country? “The Wizard of Oz,” 1939.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 10, 2026 05:04 PM (NWwW8)

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