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Daily Tech News 7 September 2026

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  • Flock taught cops how to surveil "No Kings" protesters. (404 Media)

    Just follow the trail of bloodied victims and looted bodegas?


  • Microsoft has announced a stripped down version of Windows 11 for AI developers. (Tom's Hardware)

    It requires only 64GB of RAM and 250GB per second of memory bandwidth.


  • A look at the retro tech making a comeback. (Tech Crunch)

    Now that AI has eaten all the real tech.


  • Behold the website that never asked, "are we the assholes?" (The Verge)

    Yes, The Verge. Yes you are. You are all the assholes.


  • Today: Finished hammering Ada into alignment with Ruby (you won't believe this one weird trick), extended my home computer emulator with a tile and sprite editor, a wavetable editor, a music tracker, Forth, and local networking, and it's still under 64k, and built the application server of the suite.

    Plus I bought an asset library of tiles and sprites for low-resolution adventure games - the tile size is 8x8 pixels, perfect for a retro look.

    The tileset is 800MB. The computer I'm emulating doesn't have even 800kB.

    Speaking of which, my initial design allowed for 128k of ROM. The Atari ST, which came a little over a year later, had 192k, and the Amiga had 256k - although neither one shipped with working ROMs; you needed a boot disk. So that seemed reasonable.

    I've so far shoehorned in a Basic interpreter, a Basic compiler, a full screen editor, an assembler/disassembler, the above listed modules, and now Logo, and I'm just shy of 64k.


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Disclaimer: An enigma and a mystery in meso-American history.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 04:30 AM




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1 w00t

Posted by: m at September 07, 2026 04:31 AM (odBC9)

2 !!

Posted by: clarence at September 07, 2026 04:31 AM (311fa)

3 w00t again

Posted by: m at September 07, 2026 04:35 AM (odBC9)

4 Pixy, some of the techy morons have exclaimed recently:

"You're using Ada??!!"

ExplainLikeImFive why they are saying that and your rebuttal?

Posted by: m at September 07, 2026 04:37 AM (odBC9)

5 Mornin'

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 07, 2026 04:41 AM (sAmhv)

6 Disclaimer: An enigma and a mystery in meso-American history.

"What's his name?"

Posted by: m at September 07, 2026 04:42 AM (odBC9)

7 Glad I don't have a working TV ( Well, it plays DVD's and CD's ) since I know the cell phone already spies on me.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 07, 2026 04:43 AM (y8wRt)

8 4 Pixy, some of the techy morons have exclaimed recently:

"You're using Ada??!!"

ExplainLikeImFive why they are saying that and your rebuttal?
Posted by: m


I write Ada now. Ada is cool.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at September 07, 2026 04:44 AM (BLOW1)

9 I had mostly an internet and cell phone day yesterday and it was great!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 07, 2026 04:44 AM (y8wRt)

10 Behold the website that never asked, "are we the assholes?" (The Verge)
Yes, The Verge. Yes you are. You are all the assholes.


heh

Posted by: m at September 07, 2026 04:46 AM (odBC9)

11 I have a ROKU TV and haven't even noticed the AI Slop channel.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 07, 2026 04:46 AM (sAmhv)

12 Wikipedia

Ada (programming language)

Ada is a structured, statically typed, imperative, and object-oriented high-level programming language, inspired by Pascal and other languages.

Posted by: m at September 07, 2026 04:47 AM (odBC9)

13 Behold the website that never asked, "are we the assholes?" (The Verge)
****

And "are we the bad guys" will never be contemplated.

Posted by: clarence at September 07, 2026 04:47 AM (311fa)

14 13 Behold the website that never asked, "are we the assholes?" (The Verge)
****

And "are we the bad guys" will never be contemplated.
Posted by: clarence at September 07, 2026 04:47 AM (311fa)

The commenters seem ... split?

Posted by: m at September 07, 2026 04:49 AM (odBC9)

15 If I'm being cynical, Republicans are naive: such a network of cameras will be built eventually anyway in the US and the left will cooperate for now in bringing it down only to ensure that it will be built by them when the time comes and that they are be the ones who take advantage of it.
I hope I'm wrong.

Posted by: PG at September 07, 2026 04:50 AM (i1cV2)

16 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 07, 2026 04:44 AM (y8wRt)

Meant internet and cell phone "free" day yesterday.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 07, 2026 04:50 AM (JrHfD)

17 ExplainLikeIm29?

Posted by: m at September 07, 2026 04:52 AM (odBC9)

18 Christian dinging group "Anthem lights" sings "10,000 reasons" . Faithpot site:

https://tinyurl.com/4sad6my2

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 07, 2026 04:52 AM (JrHfD)

19 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at September 07, 2026 04:59 AM (Pny+9)

20 17 ExplainLikeIm29?
Posted by: m at September 07, 2026 04:52 AM (odBC9)

(I know you're not my Research Assistant.)
(Also: I am not 29.)

Posted by: m at September 07, 2026 04:59 AM (odBC9)

21 Re: LG TV spying. Saw this on X.

Nav Toor @heynavtoor

2. LG — Turn off "Live Plus"

Settings → General → System → Additional Settings

Toggle OFF "Live Plus"

Also go to:

Settings → Support → Privacy & Terms → User Agreements

Turn off "Viewing Information"

Warning: Multiple users report LG turns Live Plus back on after software updates. Check this setting every few months.

Posted by: olddog in mo at September 07, 2026 05:01 AM (Pny+9)

22 21 Warning: Multiple users report LG turns Live Plus back on after software updates. Check this setting every few months.
Posted by: olddog in mo at September 07, 2026 05:01 AM (Pny+9)

wow

Posted by: m at September 07, 2026 05:02 AM (odBC9)

23 Christian man writes on his Labor Day visit to Mackinac Island and a meaningful connection he and his wife had with another couple. Psalm 32:6-8:. Our Daily Bread devotional:

https://tinyurl.com/34u62vwx

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 07, 2026 05:03 AM (JrHfD)

24 I was watching some youtube on my iPad yesterday, and ads interruped a lot and for a long time, but okay, but the "Skip" button was awfully darned close to the "SIGN ME UP FOR THIS NOW" button--like, practically coterminous--and I wonder.

Posted by: m at September 07, 2026 05:06 AM (odBC9)

25 Interruped, they did.

Posted by: m at September 07, 2026 05:06 AM (odBC9)

26 Morning, Tech Peeps

Posted by: fluffy at September 07, 2026 05:08 AM (V0/Sp)

27
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 07, 2026 05:12 AM (AMvSw)

28 Alcoholic meets dying boy on the beach and it transforms his life. Faithpot site:

https://tinyurl.com/3t4tvakd

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 07, 2026 05:13 AM (wmzkx)

29 The cat interruped my sleep this morning.

Posted by: olddog in mo at September 07, 2026 05:13 AM (Pny+9)

30 A look at the retro tech making a comeback. (Tech Crunch)
Now that AI has eaten all the real tech.

https://archive.is/gZPOJ
(archived site)

Posted by: m at September 07, 2026 05:17 AM (odBC9)

31 Pixy, have you seen Zuckerwars yet?

Posted by: Big D at September 07, 2026 05:21 AM (IUAH1)

32 Good Morning all.

Time to stop staring at the fingernail moon and go back to sleep.

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen at September 07, 2026 05:21 AM (Q/FnY)

33 Things are very sporty in the UK today. Protestors are standing in the water to keep boats with illegals from landing in Portsmouth and Dover. The UK government are trying to break up the protest as to aid the illegals arriving.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 07, 2026 05:22 AM (E0Et6)

34 Yes; For those that have clear skies, the moon is lovely !

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 07, 2026 05:22 AM (wmzkx)

35 from the TechCrunch site:

October 13 – 15 [2026]
San Francisco

Don’t miss out. The startup community will gather to answer a pivotal question: How do you build sustainably in the AI era?

Posted by: m at September 07, 2026 05:23 AM (odBC9)

36 So far as I can determine there is one of the Mommy faucets dispense a more pleasing quality/higher delivery rate than the other 5. This observation is based on the amount of fighting over faucet #4. All of the kittens want that one

Also.......the game of "he is touching me" has begun

Posted by: Kittens! at September 07, 2026 05:29 AM (LOZbR)

37 33 Things are very sporty in the UK today. Protestors are standing in the water to keep boats with illegals from landing in Portsmouth and Dover. The UK government are trying to break up the protest as to aid the illegals arriving.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 07, 2026 05:22 AM (E0Et6)

Similarly

BBC

Germany's far-right AfD hails big victory in east, but falls short of majority

Posted by: m at September 07, 2026 05:30 AM (odBC9)

38
Welcome to the 2026 edition of the Day of Labour. Pause and reflect on the many glories of that political party, no matter where it calls home.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at September 07, 2026 05:32 AM (trSL4)

39 Also BBC
3 hrs ago

Five dead after Amazon cargo plane crashes at Miami airport
Five people are dead and five seriously injured after a Boeing 767-300 cargo plane "overran" the runway and caught fire, officials say.

Posted by: m at September 07, 2026 05:33 AM (odBC9)

40 Celebrate Labor by taking the day off!

Posted by: Ben Had at September 07, 2026 05:41 AM (E0Et6)

41
Behold a man who has never asked himself, “Am I the asshole?”


Is he ...
a. Robert DeNiro
b. Bruce Springsteen
c. Stephen King
d. Neil Young
e. Hunter Biden

Needs an "f. All of the above"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at September 07, 2026 05:41 AM (trSL4)

42
I am looking forward to Friday when My Mamdani gets booed off the stage at a 9/11 remembrance event.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at September 07, 2026 05:44 AM (trSL4)

43
Flock taught cops how to surveil "No Kings" protesters. (404 Media)

Just follow the trail of bloodied victims and looted bodegas?

___________

"No Kings" is old, white Boomers and AWFLs. Looting and mugging is BLM. Be better, Pixar.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 07, 2026 05:45 AM (eRlcH)

44 Asmongold reacts to the invasion of Portsmouth getting livestreamed by Danny Tommo

https://tinyurl.com/3v69hp2b

Posted by: m at September 07, 2026 05:48 AM (odBC9)

45 Behold a man who has never asked himself, “Am I the asshole?”


Also see Influencer

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 07, 2026 05:49 AM (/+uur)

46 As for the Amazon 767 over running the runway in Miami. The media says the plane was about 30 years old. Might I remind them that AF1 (the blue and white one) is the same age and they hated Trump for using the new one because the older one still looks nice.....

Posted by: Coliin at September 07, 2026 05:49 AM (CiQE7)

47 40 Celebrate Labor by taking the day off!
Posted by: Ben Had



I have Monday's off anyway. Hopefully I'll feel better later and go golfing. Got light headed yesterday so I laid down. Still felt flighty so took a decongestant. That worked, more or less. Spring and late Summer/early Fall are my worst allergies.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 07, 2026 05:54 AM (sAmhv)

48 42 I am looking forward to Friday when My Mamdani gets booed off the stage at a 9/11 remembrance event.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at September 07, 2026 05:44 AM (trSL4)

He can't possibly have a speechwriter good enough to get him through this.

Posted by: m at September 07, 2026 05:55 AM (odBC9)

49 I'm still reading "True Grit" by Charles Portis. I will have to look for some of his other novels. Anyway, this description by Mattie Ross about Lucky Ned Pepper said "He went to [ wherever it was]] from time to time to pay attention to a lewd woman. " Mattie Ross has an indomitable spirit .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 07, 2026 05:56 AM (y8wRt)

50 Belated BOING!

Exercised, showered, and now lunched!

Plus Mrs. BD and I welcomed to the world a few hours ago a new baby grandpup. Talk about your Labor Day!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 07, 2026 05:56 AM (QNSrI)

51 Willowed:

Out with the old Milo.

In with the new:

https://tinyurl.com/yx2xauz2

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 07, 2026 05:56 AM (QNSrI)

52 am looking forward to Friday when My Mamdani gets booed off the stage at a 9/11 remembrance
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot

I am looking forward to completely avoiding the internet that day so I don't have to see Madami.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 07, 2026 05:57 AM (y8wRt)

53 50 ... Mrs. BD and I welcomed to the world a few hours ago a new baby grandpup. Talk about your Labor Day!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 07, 2026 05:56 AM (QNSrI)

; )

Posted by: m at September 07, 2026 05:58 AM (odBC9)

54 20 17 ExplainLikeIm29?
Posted by: m at September 07, 2026 04:52 AM (odBC9)

My very vague impression of attitudes toward Ada is that it's a bit archaic without being classic, clunky without being ubiquitous, and obscure without being vital. So it's a "Why??" reaction.

If I understand correctly, the clunkiness is the why. Looser grammar rules can ease coding for humans, who can keep a lot of context in mind, while being limited by having to type out code; anything described as a "scripting language" is a likely example. However, said context is roughly the computational currency of AI agents; the less context they have to keep in mind, the less resources they need for useful work.

One way of dealing with that is, as Pixy has described, by writing out granular specifications. Having done that for building the Ada-like language itself, he now has one where agentic coding assistants don't need as much supervision.

If I understand correctly.

Posted by: SciVo at September 07, 2026 05:58 AM (ke3zm)

55 A life of caring for livestock means there are NO holidays. Never yet had the beasts say "take the day off"

Posted by: Ben Had at September 07, 2026 05:59 AM (E0Et6)

56 48 42 I am looking forward to Friday when My Mamdani gets booed off the stage at a 9/11 remembrance event.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at September 07, 2026 05:44 AM (trSL4)

He can't possibly have a speechwriter good enough to get him through this.
Posted by: m



He'll say his horrible speech, and it will be vile and smug. Then strut off afterwards, proud and arrogant, whether there is booing or not.

I hope I'm wrong.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 07, 2026 05:59 AM (sAmhv)

57 As for the Amazon 767 over running the runway in Miami. The media says the plane was about 30 years old.

Posted by: Coliin at September 07, 2026 05:49 AM (CiQE7)
-

You know what the media isn't telling you about the Amazon plane?

https://tinyurl.com/522u536a

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 07, 2026 06:00 AM (QNSrI)

58 Biden's Dog, Congratulation !

Posted by: Ben Had at September 07, 2026 06:00 AM (E0Et6)

59 Good thing I have close tags in my sig! Without the distracting italics:

My very vague impression of attitudes toward Ada is that it's a bit archaic without being classic, clunky without being ubiquitous, and obscure without being vital. So it's a "Why??" reaction.

If I understand correctly, the clunkiness is the why. Looser grammar rules can ease coding for humans, who can keep a lot of context in mind, while being limited by having to type out code; anything described as a "scripting language" is a likely example. However, said context is roughly the computational currency of AI agents; the less context they have to keep in mind, the less resources they need for useful work.

One way of dealing with that is, as Pixy has described, by writing out granular specifications. Having done that for building the Ada-like language itself, he now has one where agentic coding assistants don't need as much supervision.

If I understand correctly.

Posted by: SciVo at September 07, 2026 06:00 AM (ke3zm)

60 54 20 17 ExplainLikeIm29?
Posted by: m at September 07, 2026 04:52 AM (odBC9)

My very vague impression of attitudes toward Ada is that it's a bit archaic without being classic, clunky without being ubiquitous, and obscure without being vital. So it's a "Why??" reaction.

If I understand correctly, the clunkiness is the why. Looser grammar rules can ease coding for humans, who can keep a lot of context in mind, while being limited by having to type out code; anything described as a "scripting language" is a likely example. However, said context is roughly the computational currency of AI agents; the less context they have to keep in mind, the less resources they need for useful work.

One way of dealing with that is, as Pixy has described, by writing out granular specifications. Having done that for building the Ada-like language itself, he now has one where agentic coding assistants don't need as much supervision.

If I understand correctly.
Posted by: SciVo at September 07, 2026 05:58 AM (ke3zm)

Oh, all very cool!

Posted by: m at September 07, 2026 06:01 AM (odBC9)

61 You know what the media isn't telling you about the Amazon Prime Pride plane?

https://tinyurl.com/522u536a
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 07, 2026 06:00 AM (QNSrI)
-

FIFM

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 07, 2026 06:01 AM (QNSrI)

62 Townhall series on "Heroes of 9/11":

https://tinyurl.com/57jtk9ew

May you have a blessed day, everyone and know that you are a blessing to others!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 07, 2026 06:02 AM (JrHfD)

63 Biden's Dog, Congratulation !

Posted by: Ben Had at September 07, 2026 06:00 AM (E0Et6)
-

Oh no! Another grandchild name to remember!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 07, 2026 06:03 AM (QNSrI)

64 I should go to bed now. Good night!

Posted by: SciVo at September 07, 2026 06:03 AM (ke3zm)

65 How the Hell is it 6am already?

Posted by: Skip at September 07, 2026 06:03 AM (Ia/+0)

66 Morning all, thx Pixy.
A balmy 52° here this morning. Nice cool clear morning with a quarter moon.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 07, 2026 06:04 AM (M9Oed)

67
Her Majesty finally made it to Topeka at 12:20 this morning after delays for bad thunderstorms on I-35 between Des Moines and Kansas City. I don't know if I should make my usual 7:00 AM call on the chance she's sleeping in, which she richly deserves.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 07, 2026 06:05 AM (eRlcH)

68 Maybe split the difference and make a 7:00 AM text, in case she's awake and wondering at the silence?

Posted by: SciVo at September 07, 2026 06:11 AM (ke3zm)

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