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Good morning boys and girls and everything in between. Before we enter the Prayer Revival there are just a few house keeping matters to go over. (Rulz for those of you in East St. Louis.) 1) This is an open thread. Feel free to lurk, opine and/or bloviate. 2) Be kind. Be nice. Don't be Pretti Good. 3) No. I don't care if Austin's parents let him run with a chain saw. They hate him. 4) Have a great weekend you laborers!
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"Mornin!
Posted by: Auspex at September 05, 2026 07:44 AM (Y8DZL) 2
Don't grieve the passing of summer, celebrate the arrival of Marzen! Posted by: Auspex at September 05, 2026 07:45 AM (Y8DZL) 3
En mi casa toman Bustelo!
Posted by: Caffiend at September 05, 2026 07:45 AM (Fn+3X) 4
Howdy, beloved Horde!
Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at September 05, 2026 07:46 AM (OlzlW) 5
Nyah
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 05, 2026 07:46 AM (2GVsD) 6
Good morning Horde,thx MisHum.
Prayers for the Horde and their loved ones in need Prayers for this nation after a rough week. Let's hope for a peaceful long weekend Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 05, 2026 07:46 AM (M9Oed) 7
What's all this hubbub about Labia Day. Who invented that?
Posted by: Emily Litella at September 05, 2026 07:46 AM (Fn+3X) 8
Scientists unearth a 35,000-year-old sabretooth tiger with whiskers and claws intact?
Taylor Lorenz's pet kitty? Posted by: Anna Puma at September 05, 2026 07:50 AM (2GVsD) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 05, 2026 07:57 AM (eRlcH) 10
Good morning again dear morons with thanks to annie, mh, the horde for praying
{grammie}{Some Rat}{TiFW} Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 05, 2026 07:57 AM (RIvkX) 11
Bluebell would appreciate prayers for comfort and peace for grammie winger, who has been diagnosed with epilepsy and is in the hospital.
Posted by: Annies Stew at September 05, 2026 08:02 AM (77ByC) 12
Also, David sent word that his wife Susan may be “passing into the hands of the Lord” soon.
Posted by: Annies Stew at September 05, 2026 08:03 AM (77ByC) 13
I don't use the straw myself, I always go for the coffee enema.
Nice and warm and cleansing. Ahhhhhhh! Posted by: Hands Free at September 05, 2026 08:03 AM (HFAps) 14
I don't use the straw myself, I always go for the coffee enema.
Nice and warm and cleansing. Ahhhhhhh! Posted by: Hands Free at September 05, 2026 *** Make sure it's cooled first ! Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 05, 2026 08:05 AM (wzUl9) 15
Yonder Horde
Another day of "extreme heat" here in the Bluegrass. Yesterday we flirted with 100F. Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 05, 2026 08:07 AM (2Cry5) Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 05, 2026 08:08 AM (aJQbY) 17
Our Indian Summer has started. The fog takes a break. Today will be sunny and clear high of 71. Perfect.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 05, 2026 08:09 AM (RIvkX) 18
Looks like another two weeks minimum of summer here....
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 05, 2026 08:11 AM (aJQbY) 19
Good morning Mis Hum and Horde
Posted by: Skip at September 05, 2026 08:11 AM (Ia/+0) 20
g'mornin' again, 'rons Posted by: AltonJackson at September 05, 2026 08:11 AM (AMvSw) 21
Labour Day was brought to us by the Socialists
Workers of the world unite,and all that garbage Posted by: Skip at September 05, 2026 08:12 AM (Ia/+0) 22
I don't use the straw myself, I always go for the coffee enema. Nice and warm and cleansing. Ahhhhhhh! Posted by: Hands Free at September 05, 2026 If you use, civet poop coffee, it may never leave!!! Posted by: naturalfake at September 05, 2026 08:15 AM (iJfKG) 23
I'm in the United Brotherhood of Layabouts and Featherbedders. Nice work if you can get it.
Posted by: Excellent Pension Plan at September 05, 2026 08:16 AM (Fn+3X) 24
I put ghee in my coffee.
I'm a gheezer. Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 05, 2026 08:16 AM (2Ez/1) 25
Labor Day... So, all you ladies go into Labor at once or what? That would seem hard to coordinate. Posted by: naturalfake at September 05, 2026 08:16 AM (iJfKG) 26
So, all you ladies go into Labor at once or what?
That would seem hard to coordinate. Posted by: naturalfake at September 05, 2026 08:16 AM There's an app. Posted by: Google Play at September 05, 2026 08:18 AM (2Ez/1) 27
God is just and merciful. I pray that those three innocent children receive the full measure of God's mercy and that their murdering mother receive the full terrible measure of God's justice. Nevertheless may God's will, not mine, be done. Amen.
Posted by: muldoon at September 05, 2026 08:20 AM (qgHp7) 28
I put off mowing the yard for a week due to the heat. I'm now regretting that. If/when it dries out later today I really need to finish it.
About 4 acres. It'll take a while. Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 05, 2026 08:21 AM (2Cry5) 29
We're heading out to the local big library in about an hour and a half. I need to get brushed up, and check the air in the car's tires; yesterday one was down to 32 psi. I like to run them at 35, one over the door placard figure, to eke out a little more gas mileage. Or so I imagine.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 05, 2026 08:22 AM (wzUl9) 30
Amen muldoon.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 05, 2026 08:23 AM (RIvkX) 31
Please pray for everyone travelling this weekend for safety , and if I could ask for prayers for the B. family - they are flying down to Disney World for a family gathering , and my friend P has been having a lot of pain in her back for months. Thanks so much!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 05, 2026 08:23 AM (6UQAR) 32
About 4 acres. It'll take a while.
Posted by: Martini Farmer Couple of yaks could save you some work and delight a bunch of Morons in the Cafe Thread. Posted by: Ruminate On That! at September 05, 2026 08:25 AM (Fn+3X) 33
It always hurts my heart to read about those on the prayer list and I pray for G*d's mercy and comfort for all. Intruder Driver's entry on Tonya was just horrible. Prayers to her family and friends. Prayers to all who need the solace only He can provide.
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 05, 2026 08:27 AM (qBdHI) 34
Bluebell would appreciate prayers for comfort and peace for grammie winger, who has been diagnosed with epilepsy and is in the hospital.
-- Oh my heavens...I'm just so saddened to hear she is having such a hard time. I've been waiting for an update on her and was getting fearful on her status. This is awful. Posted by: Lady in Black at September 05, 2026 08:29 AM (qBdHI) 35
Hello, Horde! 😊💕
Had my CT scan yesterday; report came back that everything is holding steady - no new growths seen, and what was already there has not grown. Praise God! Thank you for your continued prayers 🙏💕💕💕 Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at September 05, 2026 08:31 AM (SRRAx) 36
God is just and merciful. I pray that those three innocent children receive the full measure of God's mercy and that their murdering mother receive the full terrible measure of God's justice. Nevertheless may God's will, not mine, be done. Amen.
Posted by: muldoon at September 05, 2026 08:20 AM (qgHp7) This case was such a weird one to go crazy over, I've got to believe that there's some personal issue involved. I believe that all of the Clancy Supporters were seeking the Devil's Absolution...so, to speak for their previous abortions. In other words, if this woman is found innocent of murdering her already born and living in her family children, and and and what she did so much worse than me killing my unborn club of cells child, then I must be innocent of my baby death cuz I had reasons too! Something along those lines. Sad. Posted by: naturalfake at September 05, 2026 08:32 AM (iJfKG) 37
As a follow up to a post I made earlier this week, I'm proud to report that my union's MDA (not really "my" union since I am no longer a member) was not happy when my station reported $0 collected yesterday. I kind of wanted to tell him it will be them same amount today, but I didn't want to break his heart to bad. He's actually a really good guy, just not fully informed.
Posted by: AnchorPoint at September 05, 2026 08:32 AM (V9pbl) Posted by: naturalfake at September 05, 2026 08:34 AM (iJfKG) 39
Had my CT scan yesterday; report came back that everything is holding steady - no new growths seen, and what was already there has not grown. Praise God!
===== b"h for good health Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 05, 2026 08:34 AM (RIvkX) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 05, 2026 08:38 AM (eRlcH) 41
I am starting to think Trial by a jury of their peers may not be a good thing.
Too much jury nullification going on. When the citizenry are corrupt,.... Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 05, 2026 08:44 AM (36x1j) 42
then I must be innocent of my baby death cuz I had reasons too!
Something along those lines. Sad. Posted by: naturalfake at September 05, 2026 08:32 AM (iJfKG) ~~~~~ This is the closest and best possible explanation I have seen for these insane women. Posted by: IrishEi?! at September 05, 2026 08:44 AM (3ImbR) 43
I wonder if the lone juror holdout was a Moron?
Posted by: Jmel at September 05, 2026 08:44 AM (3TlS+) 44
Something along those lines.
Sad. Posted by: naturalfake ******** I think you have it about right. It's not just an absolution for Clancy, it's a blanket amnesty for all. No need for self-restraint, humility, personal accountability, individual agency, or morality of any kind. Permission to be 'as God', the original sin. Posted by: muldoon at September 05, 2026 08:46 AM (qgHp7) 45
Nice to be back home, drinking my own coffee this morning. Prayers up for those asked and unasked. Posted by: BifBewalski - at September 05, 2026 08:47 AM (QVmho) 46
Prayers for all.
Posted by: Mick at September 05, 2026 08:51 AM (HFx9z) 47
Hopefully, as a shopping cart, Lindsay gets a real nasty UTI which leads to urosepsis and a lingering death.
Hope it happens to her old bastard of an attorney and the evil jurors too. Posted by: Best Wishes at September 05, 2026 08:51 AM (HFAps) 48
What is a union MDA?
Posted by: I gotta ask at September 05, 2026 08:51 AM (2Ez/1) 49
Kristina Sexton will serve as the intimacy coordinator for 'Godzilla x Kong: Supernova'.
The previous Monsterverse films did not utilize an intimacy coordinator. Well they have worked together for many years Posted by: r hennigantx at September 05, 2026 08:52 AM (/+uur) 50
Shopping cart? Intimacy coordinator?
Posted by: Please speak English at September 05, 2026 08:53 AM (2Ez/1) Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 05, 2026 08:53 AM (VyBeY) 52
Good Saturday morning, horde!
Prayers for all listed, and others not. Prayers that God brings us each through our trials, some of which seem far greater than others, and all of which seem far greater than mine. Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 05, 2026 08:53 AM (CjHsb) 53
I wonder if the lone juror holdout was a Moron?
Pretty sure that the lone juror holdout also didn't wear a Covid-1984 mask or get the Kill Shot. Anyone who can put up with a room full of insane, rule-of-law hating vindictive shrews, harridans and simps probably has greater moral character than many. Posted by: Community Notes at September 05, 2026 08:54 AM (9Hs2w) 54
Free Press reported Canadian mothers can kill their kids up to one year old with only a light penalty, and then quoted a female professor asking if that time limit was "defective" and should perhaps be expanded, so that women like Clancy wouldn't face onerous trials after murdering their children.
Serious question: Has Satan taken over the minds of Canadian professors? Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 05, 2026 08:54 AM (InzJs) 55
11 ... " Bluebell would appreciate prayers for comfort and peace for grammie winger, who has been diagnosed with epilepsy and is in the hospital."
Can't say prayers are up, just continuing every day. Poor Grammie and Rev and family. Posted by: JTB at September 05, 2026 08:54 AM (yTvNw) 56
That aside, prayers up for the horde and our wonderful country.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 05, 2026 08:55 AM (InzJs) 57
Mornin' all. Spoke to my friend and his cousin is currently in the hospital. She lives alone and the doctors were concerned about her ability to care for herself. There are three tumors in her lower GI that they are treating with chemo. Thank you for continued prayers..
Posted by: Joe Kidd at September 05, 2026 08:55 AM (nbLIj) 58
@54
>>Serious question: Has Satan taken over the minds of Canadian professors? It would appear that satan has taken over most of the west, not just the land of poutine and maple syrup. Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 05, 2026 08:57 AM (XV/Pl) 59
Kristina Sexton will serve as the intimacy coordinator for 'Godzilla x Kong: Supernova'.
The previous Monsterverse films did not utilize an intimacy coordinator. Well they have worked together for many years Posted by: r hennigantx at September 05, 2026 08:52 AM (/+uur) ---- One's a giant lizard. The other's a giant ape. I could see where intimacy coordination would be a challenge. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 05, 2026 08:57 AM (FZ29D) Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 05, 2026 08:58 AM (u82oZ) 61
We could pray for Ace to have a restorative sabbatical this weekend.
Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at September 05, 2026 08:58 AM (OlzlW) 62
Speaking of coffee, a friend stopped by yesterday. We were sitting at the kitchen island having a cup, talking about various things when the subject of Flock came up. My friend stated that the cameras were nothing more than surveillance tools to be used against innocent Americans and have no place in a free society. I agreed.
And that's when we heard a faint laugh coming from my new refrigerator. Posted by: one hour sober at September 05, 2026 09:00 AM (J4Dwc) 63
killjoy leftists
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 05, 2026 08:58 AM (u82oZ) That's exactly what they are. The Dems are the party of "We Won't Allow You To Have Nice Things." Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at September 05, 2026 09:00 AM (OlzlW) 64
After reading the prayer list, went to the Friday Night Weird Dave memes to decompress.
Prayers ascending for the will of God to be made manifest, suffering allayed, and those nearby to be comforted. Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 05, 2026 09:01 AM (u82oZ) 65
I feel like the U.S. is recapitulating the era of the Old Testament prophets. The coarsening of even our legacy culture is giving us the threats of the Assyrian and Babylonian tyrannies.
Of course, the invasion by the third world cultures is the preliminary part of our punishment. I’m really losing confidence in the judicial branch especially. Posted by: Fenderbender at September 05, 2026 09:01 AM (1FEc1) Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 05, 2026 09:02 AM (u82oZ) Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 05, 2026 09:02 AM (aJQbY) 68
Good morning good people. Prayers for all Hordian intentions - those requested and those known but to God.
I humbly ask healing prayers for gal pal 'Sue'. As a young woman she suffered being raped and then served as a punching bag for her asshoe husband for years. The bastid thumped on her so often and violently that he broke her neck. She is safe now and bright and happy - she's grown into being a wonderful Mom and Memaw but wow, she was put through the ringer. Posted by: Tonypete at September 05, 2026 09:03 AM (WXg6e) 69
Jury by Leftists or a 3 Judge Leftists, same thing
Posted by: Skip at September 05, 2026 09:04 AM (Ia/+0) 70
Posted by: Annies Stew at September 05, 2026 08:02 AM (77ByC)
That dear woman ( and the Rev ) have been through so much! Thanks for bluebell in alerting people and for Annie's stew in her long and faithful posting of the prayer list. I would also like to ask for prayers for all loved ones and supportive family members who are standing right with others having health challenges when having their own health difficulties. May the Lord give them strength and healing as well. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 05, 2026 09:04 AM (XvETL) 71
Oh, you can bank on one thing... the flare just went up. Whatever happens next (which will be a sweetheart plea deal, of course), every crazy bitch in the Sisterhood who wants to murder her children just got the legal, social and moral carte blanche to go for it. They won't just get away with it - they're Sister Heros now.
Expect a wave of child murders in any blue state. There's already been one copycat in Illinois. This Sister was a huge admirer of Lindsay Clancy and hanged her toddler. Just the beginning. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice, Attorney-at-Fraud at September 05, 2026 09:05 AM (BI5O2) 72
Just got the nihil obstat from Her Majesty. I'm cleared to attend the TXMoMe next month.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh Okay, gotta admit this gave me the Saturday morning chuckles. nihil obstat indeed. Posted by: Tonypete at September 05, 2026 09:05 AM (WXg6e) 73
Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at September 05, 2026 08:58 AM (OlzlW)
Amen! Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 05, 2026 09:06 AM (XvETL) 74
OK, morning prayers said, breakfast consumed, sipping coffee. Actual sunlight, not cloudy. Can't do many chores with a sprained hand so have the perfect excuse to just read and drop in on the weekend threads. Even have a legitimate reason for my lousy typing.
BTW, I've been using Kirkland coffee beans to use in the stovetop percolator. Coarse grind. Decent stuff: plenty of flavor and not acidic. It's a good value. And is excellent for dunking cake donuts. Posted by: JTB at September 05, 2026 09:06 AM (yTvNw) Processing 0.01, elapsed 0.0171 seconds. |
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