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The Morning Report — 9/ 3 /26

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Good morning kids. Well to start things off we have this bit of breaking news

Gloria Steinem, the pioneering feminist, writer and activist who helped define the modern women’s movement, has died at 92.

If I want to be kind, and given the utter societal rot that she and others of her ilk precipitated over the past 60 years or so, I find it extremely difficult, so whatever legitimate grievances that women had which begat the women's movement, Steinem certainly played a pivotal role in bringing them to the fore. But at least from my perspective, like the civil rights movement, and our society's natural movement away from segregation and the evils of racism, women ultimately would have gained equal status thanks to the Judeo-Christian and American ethic that undergird society in the first place. Of course the anti-American Democrat/Left have been doing their damndest to tear that all down in their unslakeable lust for absolute power and so especially over the past 60 years they have corrupted every legitimate political movement in order not to build a more perfect union but to tear down the closest that humanity has ever come to it, the American experiment. And yet we're still here, but only just.


And moving on to some horrific news from late yesterday afternoon out of Minneapolis. Yikes, we're stuck in an endless loop of alternate universe Mary Tyler Moore shows.

At least six people, including two police officers, were shot in downtown Minneapolis Wednesday around 4:50 p.m. local time.

No doubt P3DO adjacent/suspected governor Walz and Minneapolis mayor Jacob Frey will do their best to obfuscate and cover up the identity and background of the shooter, who is in custody per the reports, and lead the call for the destruction of the Second Amendment, despite Minnesota already being one of the strictest anti-2A states in the nation as it is. Having zero information about the perp, but in every case like this that I can recall, the shooter was not a member of the NRA or GOA, but it's the guns, and white people and toxic masculinity (that's for you Gloria Steinem).


Meanwhile in another part of the forest...

‘I Like To Kill Jews’: Columbia Protester Upheld by Media as Gentle Peace Activist Is Accused of Supporting Terrorists, Boasting He Can Use a Machine Gun, in Scathing New Report. . . The Palestinian Columbia student, Mohsen Mahdawi, is currently fighting deportation

Oh no, the infamy! We can't have that can we?!

Meh, who needs this when we have our own homegrown Zyklon A-Z sucking self-gassers ready willing and able to line us all up for the aforementioned fiend before inhaling deeply!

But addressing an event for Michigan Jewish Democrats, Nessel made her best case in a speech that will last long past this cycle because of the nakedness of its horrifying argument.

“We have a moral imperative to place the needs of the world above even our own self-interest and, yes, even our own survival,” Nessel told Jewish Democrats. Those “needs of the world” required Jews to vote for Democrats, including presumably El-Sayed, who had made excuses for a Muslim terrorist attack against Jewish children in the preschool of a Michigan Temple.

With Jews like Dana Nessel we don't need the Einsatzgruppen. Yes sir that's my Yasser!!!! Evil filthy drunken slag shitwhore needs to have dinner with Gloria Steinem, soon!

Finally, I note yet again with a mix of puzzlement, curiosity and satisfaction the anomaly that is John Fetterman.

. . . Like, the DSA, they’re deeply anti-American,” Fetterman said. “They’re deeply anti-capitalism. They’re deeply anti-the American way of life.”

Fetterman continued to point out that “when you look at the kind of individuals that are actually in the DSA,” they live in homes that their parents bought for millions of dollars.

“They want to impoverish middle class whites, and seize all the production,” Fetterman continued. “I would think every single Democrat should condemn the DSA. This is not like a big tent situation, they should have their own entire party, and run alone as the kinds of communists, and socialists, and anti-American party that they are.”

Regardless of why he is publicly destroying the DSA while no doubt still embracing core Democrat/Liberal beliefs and shibboleths, his overt broadsides are needed, loudly, frequently and repeatedly. That they are coming most effectively from him and not from anyone in the GOP is frustrating and telling. So give 'em hell Lumpy!

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1 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 03, 2026 07:18 AM (u82oZ)

2 Happy Thursday

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 03, 2026 07:19 AM (/+uur)

3 Nooded.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 03, 2026 07:19 AM (u82oZ)

4 Good morning morons and happy birthday JJ

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 03, 2026 07:21 AM (RIvkX)

5 Yonder Horde

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 03, 2026 07:23 AM (2Cry5)

6 Morning, everyone!

Posted by: NR Pax at September 03, 2026 07:23 AM (svLOV)

7 The 25th Anniversary of 9/11 is Approaching, So Get Ready to Hear About ‘Islamophobia’"

I don't believe they'll trot that out like they used to. The "phobia" card has been used up...

Posted by: man at September 03, 2026 07:23 AM (XuXeR)

8 awesome content! Thanks, JJ!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 03, 2026 07:23 AM (VyBeY)

9
"I'm a big fan of the women's movement. Especially from behind."

Posted by: I miss Rush at September 03, 2026 07:24 AM (2Ez/1)

10 Gloria Steinem, the pioneering feminist, writer and activist who helped define the modern women’s movement, has died at 92.
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Today will be a great day!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 03, 2026 07:24 AM (RIvkX)

11 Since I was not certain if this was brought up earlier, I admit to feeling a warm fuzzy upon learning that the judge who overturned Bowe Bergdahl's conviction was told "Nope. You don't have that authority."

Now waiting to see if he does any jail time.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 03, 2026 07:25 AM (svLOV)

12 Thank you, J.J.

A cornucopia of useful open-source intelligence, with your trademarked framing comments.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 03, 2026 07:25 AM (u82oZ)

13 Was quite surprised, while scrolling through YouTube shorts last night, that there are dozens of clips from the movie, "Citizen Vigilante" posted. What was equally surprising were the comments. The majority supported the premise of the movie, most stating that unless something is done, the west will be taken over by those portrayed in the film. Wow! I guess it struck a nerve.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at September 03, 2026 07:25 AM (hmYU4)

14 No more fish or bicycles for Gloria...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 03, 2026 07:26 AM (l3cgK)

15 Europeans Preparing to Admit 40,000 Gazans"

Well of course. Who else is going to work to support Han's retirement, especially with the loss of USAID money?

Posted by: man at September 03, 2026 07:27 AM (XuXeR)

16 Dana Nessel. Kill yourself. Do it now.

For the "needs of the world"

Set a good example for the rest of us.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 03, 2026 07:27 AM (RIvkX)

17 It's not a phobia if they are really trying to kill you...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 03, 2026 07:27 AM (l3cgK)

18 I'm sure Gloria Steinem and the worms will get along just fine. Maggots got to eat same as worms.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 03, 2026 07:28 AM (C/aDH)

19 Number 24: Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women access to the mainstream of society.

Posted by: Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life at September 03, 2026 07:30 AM (2Ez/1)

20 Good morning.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 03, 2026 07:30 AM (d9FiM)

21 Gloria Steinem won't be down for breakfast? Oh, no!






Anyway...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 03, 2026 07:31 AM (9iRTe)

22 San Franpsycho

Hmmm. An ethical, mobile AI, with strong feelings of justice, and a hard exoskeleton coupled with excellent sight pictures. We can call it the T-1000.
It can be a strong ally to make people behave.

I just wish my AI questions were not answered with "First, tell me where Sarah Conner is."

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 03, 2026 07:31 AM (u82oZ)

23 San Diego County supervisors unveil plan to hike taxes on locals so that Mexico can keep sending its sewage

This has been how the issue has been treated for years...lawsuits attack San Diego, Kalifornia, and the USA over this, but not Tijuana or Baja Kalifornia or Mexico.
It's insane.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 03, 2026 07:32 AM (l3cgK)

24 Steinem is mort?

*dons festive little hat*

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 03, 2026 07:33 AM (d9FiM)

25 "What was equally surprising were the comments. The majority supported the premise of the movie, most stating that unless something is done, the west will be taken over by those portrayed in the film. Wow! I guess it struck a nerve.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at September 03, 2026 07:25 AM"
++++

What makes you think those comments were posted by real live human beings and not generated by someone Macedonian server farm?

Posted by: I gotta ask at September 03, 2026 07:33 AM (2Ez/1)

26 Who wore clear lens aviators?

Compared to what's rolling off the presses these day she could've passed for a moderate republican.

"Rest in Power" tributes in 3...2...1

Posted by: Auspex at September 03, 2026 07:33 AM (Y8DZL)

27 Good morning Horde. Thx JJ , hope you and Mrs JJ are well
Nessel should move to Canada if she wants MAID. Leave the rest of the Jewish people alone

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 03, 2026 07:34 AM (M9Oed)

28 “We have a moral imperative to place the needs of the world above... our own survival”
Michigan AG: Jews Must Die So That Democrats May Win


After you sacrifice yourselves first, aholes. This is how they always are: so willing to make sacrifices, as long as someone else has to make them. Hey, it's not they're tied to the tracks as the trolly rolls by...they just make sure the trolly hits everybody.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 03, 2026 07:36 AM (l3cgK)

29 Morning all. I have a buddy who works in downtown Minneapolis. The shooter was apparently getting booted from his apartment building and wanted to shoot his “baby mama” and the building managers. Draw your own conclusions…

Funny how Jacob Frey, Keith Ellison, Walz and Klobuchar were all slobbering all over the police and how wonderful they are… like we’ve forgotten 2020…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 03, 2026 07:37 AM (n7Rsm)

30 I see Gloria Steinem had no children, though Christian Bale was her stepson. Appropriate that she didn't breed

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 03, 2026 07:37 AM (M9Oed)

31 Has anyone, anywhere been fired for authorizing the installation of flock cameras?

Anyone? Bueller? No?

Posted by: Public Service Layabouts and Parasites at September 03, 2026 07:37 AM (xFvo2)

32 ALPRs can improve policing and public safety, but we need stronger safeguards to prevent abuse and protect privacy.
Don’t Ban Automated License Plate Readers—Regulate Them

And it'll work as well as the FISA courts, right?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 03, 2026 07:37 AM (l3cgK)

33 Context on Gloria:

Steinem defended her relationship to the CIA, saying: "In my experience the agency was completely different from its image; it was liberal, nonviolent and honorable."

Steinem married David Bale at age 66. He was a wealthy man who died 3 years later. No kids of her own. Ever.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 03, 2026 07:39 AM (u82oZ)

34 . Barrel.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 03, 2026 07:40 AM (u82oZ)

35 Dana Nessel appears to have a fundamental misunderstanding of the story of Esther… sigh

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 03, 2026 07:40 AM (n7Rsm)

36 “We have a moral imperative to place the needs of the world above... our own survival”

Outstanding. Now tell us what your moral authority is that is demanding this recommended action.

Since the person in the mirror is not a recognized moral authority, admit that you are a sadistic narcissistic sociopath and you just enjoy hurting people.

Because "needs of the world" is a god complex characteristic.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 03, 2026 07:40 AM (9s47C)

37 Breakfast Time.

Posted by: The Barrel at September 03, 2026 07:41 AM (Q+gd/)

38 Waves to jim (in Kalifornia) as the door to the Barrel slams shut. Hears screams.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 03, 2026 07:41 AM (u82oZ)

39 Dana Nessel? The Michigan lesbian AG who fights the Trump administration on everything the administration does to clean up elections in Michigan. Who got so drunk at a UM/MSU football game a few years ago while in office she was carried out by ushers. Who screams about data centers and tries suing everyone involved six months after contracts are approved and building is in full swing( she’s lost every one of those) who constantly gets overturned by higher courts). That Dana Nessel.

Posted by: Jen the original at September 03, 2026 07:41 AM (EiUt/)

40 About the article on Mohsen Mahdawi: He says "occupied peoples have the right to resist the occupation of their land."

Yeah. That is why Israel fights you subhumans. You're the colonizers.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 03, 2026 07:42 AM (svLOV)

41 reparations must also include money, “restitution, rehabilitation, and structural reforms.”
UN Committee Wants Countries to Implement Slavery Reparations


Will all Islamic countries who engaged (and still engage) in human slavery be forced to pay too? Or is this just a Western punishment? Pretty much EVERYPLACE had slavery at one point or another.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 03, 2026 07:42 AM (l3cgK)

42 Lol. "The Agency" has been sending out paramilitary deathsquads to do wet work in countries most people have never heard of since before they spelled it C-I-A. Non violent my ass.

That's not even a knock on them. It's pointing out that Steinem was either a liar or an idiot (not exclusive), and has now tragicaly run out of days to ever remedy that condition.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 03, 2026 07:43 AM (Ot/FD)

43 19 Number 24: Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women access to the mainstream of society.
Posted by: Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life


And punk rock gives ugly kids a chance at dating.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 03, 2026 07:43 AM (svLOV)

44 This is how they always are: so willing to make sacrifices, as long as someone else has to make them"

Some of you may die, but that's a risk I'm willing to take...

Posted by: man at September 03, 2026 07:43 AM (XuXeR)

45 Fetterman’s Lump may soon gain self awareness and take over the entire entity. Is he the only example ever of someone getting smarter faster having a stroke. It’s very interesting

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 03, 2026 07:43 AM (n7Rsm)

46 Mark Ruffalo, Sacha Baron Cohen and George Clooney are the hollywood bad boys I turn to when I want to get my dander up. Radical, dudes, let's kick some ass.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 03, 2026 07:43 AM (C/aDH)

47 Yeah, well, UN committees want lots of things.

Posted by: Just go away at September 03, 2026 07:44 AM (2Ez/1)

48 Good morning horde!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 03, 2026 07:45 AM (ExV1e)

49 Or is this just a Western punishment? "

Nah. Just another money grab attempt. Nothing more.

Posted by: man at September 03, 2026 07:45 AM (XuXeR)

50 I miss Rush!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 03, 2026 07:45 AM (n7Rsm)

51 Maybe Fetterman is The Party's designated theatrical maverick.

Posted by: davidt at September 03, 2026 07:46 AM (Q+gd/)

52 What makes you think those comments were posted by real live human beings and not generated by someone Macedonian server farm?
Posted by: I gotta ask at September 03, 2026 07:33 AM (2Ez/1)

I’ve seen the clips, no interest in watching the entire thing. It strikes many resonant emotional chords, and not surprising to see it find a number of admirers in Europe, where such thoughts are officially banned.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 03, 2026 07:46 AM (DCKjD)

53
"A trans-woman needs a man like a fish needs a unicycle."

Posted by: ShainS at September 03, 2026 07:46 AM (IJ/6M)

54 The article that mentions Charlotte Perkins Gilman's "The Yellow Wallpaper": I've seen no less than three different interpretations of that story. Straightforward horror tale, portrait of schizophrenia, and the latest, male oppression and exaltation of feminism.

Remarkable that the story has had such legs. Personally I prefer the first two interpretations, maybe combined -- the woman confined to her room is already tending to the schizophrenic, and something evil is able to slither into her disordered mind.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 03, 2026 07:46 AM (wzUl9)

55 Sometimes autocorrect makes it appear as though I’m a complete idiot. Or maybe that’s just me…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 03, 2026 07:46 AM (n7Rsm)

56 I used to be Mavericky!

Posted by: The ghost of John McCain at September 03, 2026 07:47 AM (2Ez/1)

57 This pad continues to Autocucumber me as I lie in bed trying to reduce me foot edemas...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 03, 2026 07:47 AM (l3cgK)

58 The Yellow Wallpaper": I've seen no less than three different interpretations of that story"

Ah, there's yellow wallpaper?

End of story.

Posted by: man at September 03, 2026 07:48 AM (XuXeR)

59
In trying to find the good in everyone, recognize that Nessel has been fighting the Canadian Enbridge Oil company for years.

Posted by: Auspex at September 03, 2026 07:48 AM (Y8DZL)

60 I'll shut up now. Have a good day. I SAID HAVE A GOOD DAY.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 03, 2026 07:48 AM (l3cgK)

61 davidt

Is Fetterman's analysis from the stoke cleaning out the Leftist brain disease, or his wife leaving him?

His votes support the Left about 98% of the time.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 03, 2026 07:49 AM (u82oZ)

62 UN Committee Wants Countries to Implement Slavery Reparations

Define Slavery. The kind of "slavery" that demands reparations.

Define Reparations. Give us the argument that "reparations" are the only remedy. Indicate the moral authority for this plan of action.

Tell us exactly how much reparations cost, explain in detail how you arrived at that number, and give examples of where reparations solved the underlying problem and brought peace, joy and justice.

Because you can't even define "justice".

Posted by: Community Notes at September 03, 2026 07:49 AM (9s47C)

63 Morning all

Posted by: rickb223 at September 03, 2026 07:49 AM (S+dwn)

64 This has been how the issue has been treated for years...lawsuits attack San Diego, Kalifornia, and the USA over this, but not Tijuana or Baja Kalifornia or Mexico.
It's insane.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 03, 2026 07:32 AM (l3cgK)

Okay, stay with me on this one.

Coronado.

Multiple SEAL teams are based there. BUD/S is based there. They all train in those waters. They could get sick from fecal-borne diseases. Trump should declare it a matter of national security and nail Sheinbaum's ass to the wall over it, telling her to fix it on Mexico's dime.

(Yes, it sounds silly, but also sounds like something Trump would do (Lake America, anyone?) to make a point.

Posted by: one hour sober at September 03, 2026 07:49 AM (J4Dwc)

65 Feminism is part and parcel of the Marxist project. It is the rejection of the fact that men and women are inherently different. The Communist viewpoint is that human nature is immaterial in shaping human society. The Communist requirements to adopt, embrace and promote the useful lie necessitates the rejection of objective truth.

As the serpent said in the garden, "Surely, you will not die." Gloria Steinem greedily consumed the fruit and served it to all others who would listen.

Posted by: Minuteman at September 03, 2026 07:49 AM (47/pr)

66 Gloria is a pretty name, sadly from the past. I lived on Gloria Court growing up. Knew a nice Norwegian lady named Gloria.
I have no such warm feeling about Steinem.

Posted by: Gloria In Excelsis Deo at September 03, 2026 07:49 AM (Fn+3X)

67 I'll shut up now. Have a good day. I SAID HAVE A GOOD DAY.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)


Bite your thumb at it!

Posted by: rickb223 at September 03, 2026 07:50 AM (S+dwn)

68 Belated BOING!

"“We have a moral imperative to place the needs of the world above even our own self-interest and, yes, even our own survival,” Nessel told Jewish Democrats."
-

As in "Nessel Drip"?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 03, 2026 07:52 AM (yMCWt)

69 66 Gloria is a pretty name, sadly from the past. I lived on Gloria Court growing up. Knew a nice Norwegian lady named Gloria.
I have no such warm feeling about Steinem.
Posted by: Gloria In Excelsis Deo at September 03, 2026 07:49 AM


And there was a song about a Gloria. She had voices in her head.

Posted by: Is it any wonder? at September 03, 2026 07:54 AM (2Ez/1)

70 ALPRs can improve policing and public safety, but we need stronger safeguards to prevent abuse and protect privacy.

Like the safeguards we already have in place to prevent abuse by government generally?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 03, 2026 07:54 AM (ExV1e)

71 Federal Judge Blocks Trump’s Latest Attempt to Restrict Birthright Citizenship

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Have My Anchor-Welfare Chain-Migration Baby In Havana Miami FTW!

/Imagine the new adopted children as well as Nanny, Lawn Care, and especially Paolo Pool Boy benefits for Cheap Justice Benedict Roberts ...

Posted by: ShainS at September 03, 2026 07:55 AM (IJ/6M)

72 I just wish my AI questions were not answered with "First, tell me where Sarah Conner is."
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 03, 2026 07:31 AM (u82oZ)
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"I'll Be Back."

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 03, 2026 07:55 AM (RIvkX)

73 Now and for the rest of the day I will have a brain worm featuring Laura Branigan's "Gloria"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 03, 2026 07:55 AM (M9Oed)

74 I used to have a different nic

Without isolation of bad actors, identification is of limited value.

A 3 strikes and you're out Justice policy worked well.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 03, 2026 07:55 AM (u82oZ)

75 Like the safeguards we already have in place to prevent abuse by government generally?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 03, 2026 07:54 AM (ExV1e)

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I'll see your FISA Courts and raise you a Tea Party Supreme Court.

Posted by: ShainS at September 03, 2026 07:56 AM (IJ/6M)

76 As the serpent said in the garden, "Surely, you will not die." Gloria Steinem greedily consumed the fruit and served it to all others who would listen.
Posted by: Minuteman at September 03, 2026 07:49 AM (47/pr)

You could almost extend the idea. The recent state of Marxist thought is Critical Everything Theory. So their premise is not that men and women are entirely congruent and fungible. The plan is to goad people into thinking deep down that women actually *are* inferior, and therefore deserve to be placed on a pedestal while men are denigrated and torn down, because you must reflexively treat everything as the opposite of what it is.

There's something really nefarious about it, and you see the same thing everywhere. All blacks are psychotic sociopaths and so must be celebrated. All hispanics are murderers and rapists and drug dealers. All women are unstable nutjobs. etc etc. I'm not the one saying any this shit. They are.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 03, 2026 07:56 AM (Ot/FD)

77 >>>"A trans-woman needs a man like a fish needs a unicycle."

Posted by: ShainS

>I never understood the appeal of a mermaid. How would this work out without disappointment?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 03, 2026 07:56 AM (C/aDH)

78
Finding the good in everything includes recognizing that the Line 5 oil spill into the Kalamazoo River years ago may have helped wrap the PFAS in the riverbed.

Posted by: Auspex at September 03, 2026 07:57 AM (Y8DZL)

79 The T-1000 was a Pontiac clone of the Chevette. There's no aftermarket for them, and they are not fondly remembered by most.

Posted by: Auto AutismOn Parade at September 03, 2026 07:57 AM (Fn+3X)

80 His votes support the Left about 98% of the time.

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{{{Salty}}}

It sure is baffling. He has massive cognitive dissonance. I'm done waiting for him to realize what his party really is and has become...and most importantly, where it's going. He apparently can't make that leap and just can't see that in his constant proclamations in support for the middle class and America, his party and his own voting record obliterates his own beliefs. It's something to behold.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 03, 2026 07:58 AM (qBdHI)

81 >I never understood the appeal of a mermaid. How would this work out without disappointment?
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone

They have a strong oral tradition.

Posted by: Auspex at September 03, 2026 07:58 AM (Y8DZL)

82 Errah, Hello there Sugar Tits. Plenty warm today!

Posted by: Ted Kennedy at September 03, 2026 07:58 AM (d9FiM)

83 >I never understood the appeal of a mermaid. How would this work out without disappointment?
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 03, 2026 07:56 AM

It's like a nude beach. Sounds good until you get there.

Posted by: In the voice of Dennis Miller at September 03, 2026 07:59 AM (2Ez/1)

84 @77 "I finally find the girl of my dreams , and she's a fish"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 03, 2026 07:59 AM (M9Oed)

85 In honor of glorious Gloria's passing, my friends and I plan on holding a candlelight vigil, using Paltrow's Vagina Candles, then marching to the courthouse to support Lindsay Clancy in her fight for freedom then later we will gather for a scissor and dildo fest at my townhouse with wine and cats.

We're Fierce, We're Feminists and We're In Your Face!

Posted by: Karen Muddlumps, local democrat scold and busybody at September 03, 2026 07:59 AM (xFvo2)

86 UN Committee Wants Countries to Implement Slavery Reparations
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I'll agree to this, but only if we start with countries in alphabetical order.

Note that the proper name of this country is "United States of America" so we are near the bottom of the list.

Let me know when every other country is finished with their reparations.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 03, 2026 07:59 AM (FZ29D)

87 Rev. Wishbone

Smelled fishy to me too. You have to be at sea a looong time.

Here is to the crew of the USS Abraham Lincoln (CVN-72). Providing foreign aid to Thailand one bar denizen at a time. Except for Bosun's Mates. Two at a time for them.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 03, 2026 07:59 AM (u82oZ)

88 Glad to see you mentioned Path to Zero, J.J. I watched it last week, and highly recommend that everyone see it. It's under an hour.

We all know what a disaster Biden's withdrawal from Afghanistan was, but this documentary adds much more detail from the men who were there.

Gut wrenching.

Posted by: IrishEi?! at September 03, 2026 07:59 AM (3ImbR)

89 >I never understood the appeal of a mermaid. How would this work out without disappointment?
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone

She has a mouth.

Posted by: Ted Kennedy at September 03, 2026 08:00 AM (d9FiM)

90 ALPRs can improve policing and public safety, but we need stronger safeguards to prevent abuse and protect privacy.

Industry has has those safeguards in place for ages.

Software: before merging branch into main code, needs reviewers.

Banking: before making a wire transfer, another employee must approve before funds released.

Trading: before a portfolio manager proposes a trade, risk management, compliance and a trading supervisor need to approve.

Surgical Time-outs: before surgery multiple participants verify correct patient, procedure and body part.

They could demand accountability and sign-off before a compliance officer approves along with factoring in consequences for abuse—but they won't do it because they don't care.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 03, 2026 08:00 AM (PVBkQ)

91 They have a strong oral tradition.
Posted by: Auspex at September 03, 2026 07:58 AM

As do I.

Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff at September 03, 2026 08:00 AM (2Ez/1)

92 {{{Lady in Black}}}

Spot on. Make you wonder if humans are reasoning beings or rationalizing lumps of mobile carbon.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 03, 2026 08:01 AM (u82oZ)

93 Morning all. Time to get up and take a walk. Then back to the job hunt and hoping that I hear back on something.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 03, 2026 08:01 AM (aJQbY)

94 "And there was a song about a Gloria. She had voices in her head."

She used to come around about midnight.

Posted by: fd at September 03, 2026 08:02 AM (CD9UT)

95 Now and for the rest of the day I will have a brain worm featuring Laura Branigan's "Gloria"
Posted by: Smell the Glove


Beats ob-la-di ob-la-da as sung by kittens playing guitars.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 03, 2026 08:03 AM (S+dwn)

96 We're now in our 55th year of feminist excellence. Subscribe today!

Posted by: Ms. Magazine at September 03, 2026 08:03 AM (Fn+3X)

97 Big earthquake just now in Alaska.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 03, 2026 08:03 AM (yMCWt)

98 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at September 03, 2026 08:04 AM (ccf/V)

99 95 Now and for the rest of the day I will have a brain worm featuring Laura Branigan's "Gloria"
Posted by: Smell the Glove


Beats ob-la-di ob-la-da as sung by kittens playing guitars.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 03, 2026 08:03 AM

Dominique.

Posted by: The Singing Nun at September 03, 2026 08:04 AM (2Ez/1)

100 G-L-O-R-I-A

Does that help?

Posted by: fd at September 03, 2026 08:04 AM (CD9UT)

101 Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey

The Earth is angry today.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 03, 2026 08:05 AM (u82oZ)

102
97 Big earthquake just now in Alaska.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 03, 2026 08:03 AM (yMCWt)

The Earth was angry that day, my friends.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 03, 2026 08:05 AM (DCKjD)

103 No doubt P3DO adjacent/suspected governor Walz and Minneapolis mayor Jacob Frey will do their best to obfuscate and cover up the identity and background of the shooter, who is in custody per the reports, and lead the call for the destruction of the Second Amendment, despite Minnesota already being one of the strictest anti-2A states in the nation as it is. Having zero information about the perp, but in every case like this that I can recall, the shooter was not a member of the NRA or GOA, but it's the guns, and white people and toxic masculinity (that's for you Gloria Steinem).


Democrats will continue to fester the environment for mass shootings until the public DEMAND they do something, then they will come for your guns. The 2nd amendment is standing in the communist way and they will stop at NOTHING to take them away from you.

Never Forget.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at September 03, 2026 08:05 AM (ccf/V)

104 LOL Nacly!

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 03, 2026 08:06 AM (DCKjD)

105 Ann Blyth starred in Mr. Peabody And The Mermaid with William Powell in 1948. She passed on in June, age 98.

Posted by: Fish Tales at September 03, 2026 08:06 AM (Fn+3X)

106 @100 yes it does. I know a lot of folks here don't like U2, but their song "Gloria" is also helpful.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 03, 2026 08:07 AM (M9Oed)

107 It was a dark and stormy night.

Just found out Gloria is dead,

Some dumb bitch activist was on the CBC, adding to the redundancy, and the guy asked her what Steinem would have thought about women's right's today.

Very discouraging. Some of the things these MAGA people say....

Now if you'll excuse me, I have 4 cliterectomies to perform, three abortions so the families can later have boys andan internet class to teach trannies how best to injure females in sports and eliminate the 'competition.'

Liberals have it so easy. Female sex-trafficking and they sleep in late with their hookers.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at September 03, 2026 08:07 AM (Sco7b)

108 Tom Servo

Horde mind!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 03, 2026 08:07 AM (u82oZ)

109 I watched a few minutes of Ace's sidebar from Shoe On Head. She believes the Lindsey Clancy murderess has finally united Democrat and Republican women in our supposed mania in support of this woman. I strongly disagree. I'd wager the divide on what her punishment should be probably coincides with party affiliation. Why? Because leftist women are mentally unstable in a million different ways, and are rallying around not only their silly grrrl power tribalism and victimization mentality, but their missing link, in varying degrees, with maternal instincts. YMMV

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 03, 2026 08:07 AM (qBdHI)

110 The Earth is angry today.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 03, 2026 08:05 AM (u82oZ)
The Earth was angry that day, my friends.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 03, 2026 08:05 AM (DCKjD)
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Behold moron mind power.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 03, 2026 08:07 AM (RIvkX)

111 Define Slavery. The kind of "slavery" that demands reparations.

Any involuntary servitude forced upon any person not of European descent, by persons in countries which are, or have been, majority European descent, but not countries actually in Europe. -- The UN

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 03, 2026 08:07 AM (ExV1e)

112 Laura Branigan… yeah that song is an earworm… for me in the same category as Kim Karnes belting out Bette Davis eyes or Tony Basil chirping Mickey!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 03, 2026 08:07 AM (n7Rsm)

113
Mermaids vs Merman . . . Ernest Borgnine enters the chat


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 03, 2026 08:07 AM (x0n13)

114 DHS says since April 2025, more than 24,000 cases have been identified through the Systematic Alien Verification for Entitlements (SAVE) online verification program — administered by U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services — as potential non-U.S. citizens who were on voter rolls.

SAVE is not a database but a query tool. Trump made it free to all agencies (it was 1.50 per) and also allows batch runs.

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 03, 2026 08:08 AM (/+uur)

115 "I know a lot of folks here don't like U2, but their song "Gloria" is also helpful."

??

Posted by: zombie Jimmy Hendrix at September 03, 2026 08:08 AM (CD9UT)

116 101, 102

Hordemind. Beautiful and terrible.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 03, 2026 08:09 AM (9Q+nP)

117 The remains of that tropical storm are just about on top of us here in East Texas - Praise the Lord! August was a very hot and dry month, and this is very welcome! As to the storm, it’s down to 30 mph winds and a lot of rain, far from threatening, especially when all the local counties have been under a burn ban from drought.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 03, 2026 08:10 AM (DCKjD)

118 I know, right?

Posted by: zombie Eric Burdon at September 03, 2026 08:10 AM (CD9UT)

119 > ALPRs can improve policing and public safety, but we need stronger safeguards to prevent abuse and protect privacy.

Industry has has those safeguards in place for ages.
--------
Today, most of those "safeguards" are automated. It's rarely a person doing the doublecheck. It's increasingly AI. Which has proven to be unreliable.

ALPR cameras, specifically the software that's used to access data collected by them, is no different.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 03, 2026 08:10 AM (2Cry5)

120 Now and for the rest of the day I will have a brain worm featuring Laura Branigan's "Gloria"
Posted by: Smell the Glove


There are worse brain worms. -- RFK Jr.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 03, 2026 08:10 AM (ExV1e)

121 >>>Beats ob-la-di ob-la-da as sung by kittens playing guitars.
~~~~~

Reigning champs:

I love you
You love me
We're a happy family
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Baby shark do do do do do do

Posted by: IrishEi?! at September 03, 2026 08:10 AM (3ImbR)

122 Didn't Steinem turn out to be CIA or something? Or was that Betty Friedan?

Either way, 50s/60s feminism was intended to break up families so Communism wouldn't be resisted and to double the workforce so corporate America could lower salaries.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 03, 2026 08:11 AM (tUj8P)

123 Like an old man, trying to send back soup in a deli.

Posted by: George Costanza at September 03, 2026 08:11 AM (2Ez/1)

124 Love the Hendrix song "A Merman I Should Turn To Be."
Excuse me, time to drop my Windowpane.

Posted by: Trippy Ted at September 03, 2026 08:12 AM (Fn+3X)

125 I watched a few minutes of Ace's sidebar from Shoe On Head. She believes the Lindsey Clancy murderess has finally united Democrat and Republican women in our supposed mania in support of this woman. I strongly disagree. I'd wager the divide on what her punishment should be probably coincides with party affiliation. Why? Because leftist women are mentally unstable in a million different ways, and are rallying around not only their silly grrrl power tribalism and victimization mentality, but their missing link, in varying degrees, with maternal instincts. YMMV
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 03, 2026 08:07 AM (qBdHI)


There are a good number of women who claim to be Republican who support her. It's mostly leftist women but it isn't exclusively leftist women.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 03, 2026 08:12 AM (ExV1e)

126 will do their best to obfuscate and cover up the identity and background of the shooter, who is in custody per the reports...

What I'm seeing is he's dead? Here's a CBS report Minneapolis reddit is discussing; https://tinyurl.com/5e5822nk

...the suspect is 35-year-old Carlton Neal Johnson...Minneapolis Police Chief Bill Peterson said police were familiar with the suspect...

...This is at least the second deadly shooting inside the apartment building in just under a year. A man shot and killed two other men there late last September...

...While officials do not know a motive for the shooting, the suspect had been evicted from his apartment earlier Wednesday.

The suspect's eviction came after a series of threats involving guns. On June 19, the suspect made verbal threats about using a gun and showed a gun to a security officer. Days later, he allegedly threatened a resident with a gun and walked around the block with a firearm visible.

The suspect has a past conviction for domestic violence.

Abdiwakil Mohamed, from south Minneapolis, said he heard the gunshots as he was driving down La Salle Avenue...

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 03, 2026 08:13 AM (t19vo)

127 Any involuntary servitude forced upon any person not of European descent, by persons in countries which are, or have been, majority European descent, but not countries actually in Europe. -- The UN

So filling out tax forms, serving on a jury, answering subpoenas, filing for permits and licenses, sorting recyclables out of regular trash, keeping the property up for HOA reasons...

Posted by: Community Notes at September 03, 2026 08:13 AM (+4Cf6)

128 Ian S.

See my comment #33.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 03, 2026 08:13 AM (u82oZ)

129 I never understood the appeal of a mermaid. How would this work out without disappointment?

--

There is a hilariously bad...I'm talkin' baaaad...episode on Fantasy Island about a mermaid starring John Saxon and Michelle Phillips as the mermaid. She's trying to entice him away from his wife, Maryann Mobley, and come live with her in the ocean forever. Its hilarious badness burned a hole into my brain. Your comment just made it rush back in.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 03, 2026 08:14 AM (qBdHI)

130 Abdiwakil Mohamed, from south Minneapolis, said he heard the gunshots as he was driving down La Salle Avenue...

Well that is a very important detail.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 03, 2026 08:15 AM (+4Cf6)

131 Wasn't Steinem a CIA plant or something?

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 03, 2026 08:15 AM (mNbKR)

132 Wow. Quite the way to start the day.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 03, 2026 08:15 AM (ccf/V)

133 “They want to impoverish middle class whites, and seize all the production,” Fetterman continued. “I would think every single Democrat should condemn the DSA. This is not like a big tent situation, they should have their own entire party, and run alone as the kinds of communists, and socialists, and anti-American party that they are.”


Yet he'll vote lockstep with D's all the way down.

Good thing we avoided that yucky Dr. Oz. PHEW!!!! Dodged a bullet THERE, we did.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 03, 2026 08:16 AM (ccf/V)

134 Victor Tango Kilo

Yes. See my comment #33.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 03, 2026 08:16 AM (u82oZ)

135 Good morning, J.J.
Good morning, Horde.

Posted by: Inogame at September 03, 2026 08:17 AM (53oGX)

136 Mornin', All. Happy Thursday.

Posted by: Bulg at September 03, 2026 08:17 AM (77rzZ)

137 As I recall, the original stories about mermaids were all about seductive beings who would entice sailors to their deaths in the sea. There were no happy endings.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 03, 2026 08:18 AM (DCKjD)

138
...the suspect is 35-year-old Carlton Neal Johnson...Minneapolis Police Chief Bill Peterson said police were familiar with the suspect...

Abdiwakil Mohamed, from south Minneapolis, said he heard the gunshots as he was driving down La Salle Avenue...



Seems something doesn't quite match up here......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 03, 2026 08:18 AM (ccf/V)

139 "Happy Thursday.
Posted by: Bulg"

Easy for you to say. I'm sitting at the dentist.

Posted by: fd at September 03, 2026 08:19 AM (CD9UT)

140 As I recall, the original stories about mermaids were all about seductive beings who would entice sailors to their deaths in the sea. There were no happy endings.
Posted by: Tom Servo

They were based on manatees.

Posted by: Bulg at September 03, 2026 08:19 AM (77rzZ)

141 Beats ob-la-di ob-la-da as sung by kittens playing guitars.
~~~~~

Reigning champs:

I love you
You love me
We're a happy family
----------
Baby shark do do do do do do
Posted by: IrishEi?!


*Hamster Dance has entered the chat.

Dibidi ba didi dou dou
Di ba didi dou
Didi didldildidldidl houdihoudi dey dou Dibidi ba didi dou dou
Di ba didi dou
Didi didldildidldidl houdihoudi dey dou Here we go
Dibidi ba didi dou dou
Di ba didi dou

Posted by: rickb223 at September 03, 2026 08:19 AM (S+dwn)

142
Liberals have it so easy. Female sex-trafficking and they sleep in late with their hookers.
Posted by: Stateless

Nah. Think of all the work it takes to stay ahead of the progressive narrative.

You're a nazi today if you believe in the things they espoused 2 weeks ago.

Posted by: Auspex at September 03, 2026 08:19 AM (Y8DZL)

143 The was an episode of Night Gallery called "Lindemann's Catch" where the mermaid became human but only the bottom half.

The top half became a large mouthed Grouper.

Posted by: Hillary's Vagina at September 03, 2026 08:20 AM (xFvo2)

144 Easy for you to say. I'm sitting at the dentist.
Posted by: fd at September 03, 2026 08:19 AM (CD9UT)
=====

My dentist says my teeth are "amazing."

I thought you should know.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 03, 2026 08:20 AM (RIvkX)

145 1-877-KARS-FOR-KIDS

Posted by: Bulg at September 03, 2026 08:20 AM (77rzZ)

146 As I recall, the original stories about mermaids were all about seductive beings who would entice sailors to their deaths in the sea. There were no happy endings.
Posted by: Tom Servo

They were based on manatees.
Posted by: Bulg


Sea cows. Relatives of Lena Dunham.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 03, 2026 08:20 AM (S+dwn)

147 See my comment #33.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 03, 2026 08:13 AM


Thanks!

Posted by: Ian S. at September 03, 2026 08:21 AM (tUj8P)

148 Easy for you to say. I'm sitting at the dentist.
Posted by: fd

A little advice. Pay the extra five bucks for the Novocaine.

Posted by: Big Spender at September 03, 2026 08:21 AM (Fn+3X)

149 The was an episode of Night Gallery called "Lindemann's Catch" where the mermaid became human but only the bottom half.

The top half became a large mouthed Grouper.
Posted by: Hillary's Vagina

I remember watching that one as a kid. Freaked me out.

Posted by: Bulg at September 03, 2026 08:21 AM (77rzZ)

150 Good thing we avoided that yucky Dr. Oz. PHEW!!!! Dodged a bullet THERE, we did.

Didn't Oz say at one point that he was pro-Palestinian? Or at least there was smoke in that direction.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 03, 2026 08:22 AM (tUj8P)

151 Tom Hanks was in a mermaid movie IIRC

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 03, 2026 08:22 AM (n7Rsm)

152 The Judeo-Christian tradition was alive and well in Gloria Steinhem.

A feminist Seder became her strongest connection to Jewish ritual. Steinem participated for decades in an annual women’s Seder, calling it the first spiritually centered experience of her feminist life. What drew her to Judaism, she said, wasn’t the law it was “the mystical part, the Kabbalah, the Shechinah.

Posted by: It is What It Is at September 03, 2026 08:22 AM (jAUp1)

153 Did Lindemann get some fish head?

Posted by: fd at September 03, 2026 08:22 AM (CD9UT)

154
So, tying things together: David Bale got to do the John Candy Penthouse letter scene in "Splash" in real life!

Posted by: Auspex at September 03, 2026 08:23 AM (Y8DZL)

155 Daryl Hannah…. Yum

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 03, 2026 08:24 AM (n7Rsm)

156 Seamen who looked on me with lust were sick, sick, lonely men.

Posted by: The Huge Manatee! at September 03, 2026 08:24 AM (Fn+3X)

157 What drew her to Judaism, she said, wasn’t the law it was “the mystical part, the Kabbalah, the Shechinah."

Kabbalah is astrology for women who want to sound slightly less crazy.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 03, 2026 08:25 AM (tUj8P)

158 Reigning champs:

I love you
You love me
We're a happy family
----------
Baby shark do do do do do do
Posted by: IrishEi?!


*Hamster Dance has entered the chat.


But not "The New Zoo Revue"?

Posted by: Community Notes at September 03, 2026 08:25 AM (BvPIe)

159 Steinem was CIA. It was an op. What a surprise.

Posted by: ... at September 03, 2026 08:25 AM (PFPLb)

160 Spoiler: It's still an op

Posted by: ... at September 03, 2026 08:25 AM (PFPLb)

161 Steinem was CIA. It was an op. What a surprise.
Posted by: ... at September 03, 2026 08:25 AM (PFPLb)



But the CIA doesn't work inside the US borders. Nope. Nuh uh.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 03, 2026 08:26 AM (ccf/V)

162 Yikes! Just looked… Daryl Hannah did not age well; or perhaps more accurately, she should’ve stayed away from the plastic surgeons…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 03, 2026 08:26 AM (n7Rsm)

163 Now and for the rest of the day I will have a brain worm featuring Laura Branigan's "Gloria"
Posted by: Smell the Glove


I recall an interview with one of the sound guys that worked with her. Her voice was so powerful, she broke the microphone on a couple of occasions.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 03, 2026 08:26 AM (Ol0xY)

164 Zombie Eric Burdon


News to me.

Posted by: Alive Eric Burdon at September 03, 2026 08:26 AM (1Ff7Z)

165 Troll in chief: Trump said maybe we should rename the Strait of Hormuz as "Trump Strait" and MSNOW immediately melted down. LOL!

Posted by: Ian S. at September 03, 2026 08:27 AM (tUj8P)

166 Yikes! Just looked… Daryl Hannah did not age well; or perhaps more accurately, she should’ve stayed away from the plastic surgeons…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 03, 2026 08:26 AM (n7Rsm)



Which is amazing since I thought she was living in trees using one square.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 03, 2026 08:27 AM (ccf/V)

167 Troll in chief: Trump said maybe we should rename the Strait of Hormuz as "Trump Strait" and MSNOW immediately melted down. LOL!
Posted by: Ian S. at September 03, 2026 08:27 AM (tUj8P)



I think he should name it Strait Trump, because a move like that is straight up Trump.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 03, 2026 08:27 AM (ccf/V)

168 What makes you think those comments were posted by real live human beings and not generated by someone Macedonian server farm?
Posted by: I gotta ask at September 03, 2026 07:33 AM (2Ez/1)

Of course they were. (rolls eyes, knowing THAT would be the response here).

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at September 03, 2026 08:28 AM (hmYU4)

169 It's not cannibalism to eat the lower half of a mermaid, right?

Posted by: That's a Lot of Sushi at September 03, 2026 08:28 AM (A6KrF)

170 You're a nazi today if you believe in the things they espoused 2 weeks ago.
Posted by: Auspex at September 03

When 2 minutes of hate occurs every five minutes.....

Nice storms throughout southern Ontario. Hopefully it cleaned up Detroit a bit. The Generac was on when I woke up and we still had internet and cable for a few hours which was unusual.

I brought in Snowflake's mom Starry who was on my porch and surrendered the house to the cats around 4am - zoomy time. I put them out around 7am.

At least I'm not Satan in hell having to listen to Gloria the rest of eternity.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at September 03, 2026 08:28 AM (Sco7b)

171 she should’ve stayed away from the plastic surgeons…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt

That can be said about virtually any woman.

Ladies, just age naturally. Natural aging always looks better than plastic surgery.

Posted by: Bulg at September 03, 2026 08:28 AM (77rzZ)

172 162 Yikes! Just looked… Daryl Hannah did not age well; or perhaps more accurately, she should’ve stayed away from the plastic surgeons…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt

Unfortunate. My brother Daryl and my other brother Daryl look remarkable for their age.

Posted by: Larry At The Stratford Inn at September 03, 2026 08:28 AM (Fn+3X)

173 The National Police has informed Judge María Tardón — who is investigating the crossing of approximately 80,000 people from Morocco into Spain through the Ceuta border on July 30 and 31 — that the operation was planned and carried out by agents of Morocco’s security forces, in stark contrast with the position maintained by the Spanish government: President Pedro Sánchez, although he initially described it as an “attack on Spain’s territorial integrity” … has maintained that Morocco neither conceived nor executed the action, instead blaming “mafias” engaged in human trafficking and countries such as Russia and Israel.
=====

You fvcked up. You trusted us.

Posted by: Slimy Lying Raghead Moroccans at September 03, 2026 08:28 AM (RIvkX)

174 Troll in chief: Trump said maybe we should rename the Strait of Hormuz as "Trump Strait" and MSNOW immediately melted down. LOL!

Didn't Babylon Bee do an "article" on a barge-based Trump resort golf course floating in the Trump Strait?

Posted by: Community Notes at September 03, 2026 08:29 AM (BvPIe)

175 Daryl Hannah did not age well; or perhaps more accurately, she should’ve stayed away from the plastic surgeons…

There are maybe 3 or 4 cases where plastic surgery actually worked out. In 99% of cases it ends up like that, with Madonna as the poster whatever-the-hell-she-is.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 03, 2026 08:30 AM (tUj8P)

176 Ladies, just age naturally. Natural aging always looks better than plastic surgery.

Rare Exception: Dolly Parton, still able to pose for Playboy in her mid to late seventies.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 03, 2026 08:31 AM (a6PrB)

177 with Madonna as the poster whatever-the-hell-she-is.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 03, 2026 08:30 AM (tUj8P)



Disease riddled, drippy twat whore bag.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 03, 2026 08:31 AM (ccf/V)

178 ALPRs can be regulated? By who? The same police who abuse them?

What idiots. BAN THEM. Period.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 03, 2026 08:32 AM (WB/3O)

179 Sees the article about Gloria Steinem.

Be right back. Gotta check something....

Yep. Jane Fonda is still wasting my air.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 03, 2026 08:32 AM (svLOV)

180 >>But the CIA doesn't work inside the US borders. Nope. Nuh uh.

Been a lie pretty much since day 1.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 03, 2026 08:33 AM (viF8m)

181
I’ve seen the clips, no interest in watching the entire thing. It strikes many resonant emotional chords, and not surprising to see it find a number of admirers in Europe, where such thoughts are officially banned.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 03, 2026 07:46 AM (DCKjD)

I downloaded the movie when Elon had it posted for 24 hours. I have given DVDs to a number of friends who also liked it. Death Wish on steroids. Of course, my Magyar DNA loves revenge. Your mileage may vary. My wife (54 years this past May) always said to me, "you like to stick the knife in and twist it!" I don't disagree.

The final line in the movie pretty sums it up.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at September 03, 2026 08:33 AM (hmYU4)

182 ALPRs can be regulated? By who? The same police who abuse them?

What idiots. BAN THEM. Period.


My problem with that argument is that it seamlessly transfers to guns.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 03, 2026 08:33 AM (tUj8P)

183 Don't remember where, but remember hearing or reading somewhere that Gloria Steinem was a CIA asset. But then who wasn't?

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at September 03, 2026 08:33 AM (QaH55)

184 My wife (54 years this past May) always said to me, "you like to stick the knife in and twist it!" I don't disagree.

The final line in the movie pretty sums it up.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at September 03, 2026 08:33 AM (hmYU4)



Wow. What an example. Congrats, you two. That's friggin AWESOME.

Bucking the trends set by hollywood whores.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 03, 2026 08:34 AM (ccf/V)

185 That German guy who designed the shirt that confuses AI surveillance cameras with it's crazy pattern could really make bank if he sold car wraps with that design.

Posted by: IrishEi?! at September 03, 2026 08:35 AM (3ImbR)

186 My dentist says my teeth are "amazing."

I thought you should know.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 03, 2026 08:20 AM (RIvkX)

Mine said the same thing! Only, not in a good way.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at September 03, 2026 08:35 AM (hmYU4)

187 >>But the CIA doesn't work inside the US borders. Nope. Nuh uh.

Been a lie pretty much since day 1.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 03, 2026 08:33 AM (viF8m)

Zombie Allen Dulles wants a word…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 03, 2026 08:35 AM (n7Rsm)

188 ALPRs can be regulated? By who? The same police who abuse them? What idiots. BAN THEM. Period.

That doesn't seem rational unless you're gonna ban cell phones and wifi, seeing as how those produce time/date/position information as well. Or is it the photographic record that is so objectionable?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 03, 2026 08:35 AM (3Ope8)

189
So filling out tax forms, serving on a jury, answering subpoenas, filing for permits and licenses, sorting recyclables out of regular trash, keeping the property up for HOA reasons...
Posted by: Community Notes at September 03, 2026 08:13 AM (+4Cf6)

Serving on a jury is a civic duty. The right of trial by jury is that palladium of civil liberty and only safe guarantee of the life, liberty and property of the citizen (h/t, TX Declaration of Independence, 1836).

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 03, 2026 08:36 AM (WB/3O)

190 Aging gracefully is a lot cheaper than plastic surgery. And what's the point of wanting to look like Nancy Pelosi when you're 80?

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 03, 2026 08:36 AM (MhhhI)

191 That German guy who designed the shirt that confuses AI surveillance cameras with it's crazy pattern could really make bank if he sold car wraps with that design.
Posted by: IrishEi?! at September 03, 2026 08:35 AM (3ImbR)



He just needs to copywrite the patter, then sell the rights to vinyl printers and shops.

He'll be a billionaire.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 03, 2026 08:36 AM (ccf/V)

192 Worst singer ever...Lee Hazelwood.

Posted by: Going To Jackson at September 03, 2026 08:36 AM (xFvo2)

193 My Uncle Tony always told us, "if you like a girl, check her teeth, make sure she has good teeth."

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 03, 2026 08:37 AM (RIvkX)

194
My problem with that argument is that it seamlessly transfers to guns.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 03, 2026 08:33 AM (tUj8P)

Where are ALPRs mentioned in the Constitution?

I have the unalienable right to surveil people?

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 03, 2026 08:37 AM (WB/3O)

195 Regarding the bullet train-whoever wanted to go to Bakersfield on purpose? Getting there quicker seems like a bad idea, Buck Owens, notwithstanding.

Posted by: The Ties That Bind at September 03, 2026 08:37 AM (Fn+3X)

196 That German guy who designed the shirt that confuses AI surveillance cameras with it's crazy pattern could really make bank if he sold car wraps with that design.
Posted by: IrishEi?! at September 03, 2026 08:35 AM (3ImbR)

Speaking of confusing videos, I had to laugh. Some sports analytics guy discovered (by looking at much video) that the Patriots put videos on their big video board over the years to confuse kickers. Opposing kickers line up for FG, look up and on the board there are duplicate uprights (so they see 4, not 2)… and the fake uprights had their flags blowing in a fake breeze the opposite direction of the actual wind. Those clever clever cheaters… deflate-gate was only the tip of the iceberg

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 03, 2026 08:39 AM (n7Rsm)

197 Steinem was an abomination and corrupted God’s rituals and practices for her evil predilections. She almost single handily created the abortion industry and normalized it into a widespread practice of eliminating the children of God. She was also the original AWFL, and led the destruction of the nuclear, traditional family- all for the false panacea of a job in corporate America. Many of the ills you see today, and the extremely sick, twisted, anti human views of women can be traced back to her. No, you can’t “have it all” because in the end that’s a coping mechanism for your personal failure to focus on what’s most important. That’s a universal maxim, not some gender driven truth. In the end she was a purveyor of falsehoods, sophism, and fallacy. That’s her truthful and easily proven legacy.

>>Blessed are the merciful,
for they will be shown mercy.
Blessed are the pure in heart,
for they will see God.

Matthew 5:7-8

>> The wages of the righteous is life,
but the earnings of the wicked are sin and death.

Proverbs 10:18

Posted by: Marcus T at September 03, 2026 08:39 AM (EIe8H)

198 One or all of The View is a similar op. For similar "gains". Women make for special targets for the people who like to target people.

Posted by: ... at September 03, 2026 08:39 AM (PFPLb)

199 >>Zombie Allen Dulles wants a word…

MKUltra and Project Mockingbird to name just a couple. Both domestic, both CIA.

The CIA and to a somewhat lesser extent their partner the State Dept. have been the center of the deep state for decades. They were largely behind the rigging of the 2020 election.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 03, 2026 08:39 AM (viF8m)

200
174 Troll in chief: Trump said maybe we should rename the Strait of Hormuz as "Trump Strait" and MSNOW immediately melted down. LOL!”

I think CENTCOM missed a bet when they didn’t announce that the operation to clear out Iranian forces there would be known as “Operation Strait Flush.”

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 03, 2026 08:39 AM (DCKjD)

201 Regarding the bullet train-whoever wanted to go to Bakersfield on purpose? Getting there quicker seems like a bad idea, Buck Owens, notwithstanding.
Posted by: The Ties That Bind at September 03, 2026 08:37 AM (Fn+3X)
=-===

There is even less reason to go to Merced.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 03, 2026 08:39 AM (RIvkX)

202 In 1963, at the ripe old age of 28, Gloria Steinem went undercover as a Playboy Bunny in NYC. For 2 whole days.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 03, 2026 08:41 AM (wVcYX)

203 That German guy who designed the shirt that confuses AI surveillance cameras with it's crazy pattern could really make bank if he sold car wraps with that design.

Is it like the Dazzle Camouflage used on ships during WW Eleven?

Posted by: Zig Zag Clock at September 03, 2026 08:41 AM (xFvo2)

204 139 "Happy Thursday.
Posted by: Bulg"

Easy for you to say. I'm sitting at the dentist.
Posted by: fd at September 03, 2026 08:19 AM (CD9UT)

Hope your dentist is like mine. A wonderfully skilled, beautiful woman. Beautiful shape, too - IYKYK.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at September 03, 2026 08:41 AM (N39Ws)

205 Star Trek but the Borg are Australian.

https://youtu.be/BUXhaNPdjXc

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 03, 2026 08:42 AM (JX90P)

206 That German guy who designed the shirt that confuses AI surveillance cameras with it's crazy pattern could really make bank if he sold car wraps with that design.
Posted by: IrishEi?! at September 03, 2026 08:35 AM (3ImbR)

Done already. Saw a pop up vid on YT.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 03, 2026 08:42 AM (1Ff7Z)

207 Today Is Skyscraper Day. 🏙️

Posted by: redridinghood at September 03, 2026 08:42 AM (NpAcC)

208 Hope your dentist is like mine. A wonderfully skilled, beautiful woman. Beautiful shape, too - IYKYK.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at September 03, 2026 08:41 AM (N39Ws)




She's shaped like a cock?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 03, 2026 08:42 AM (ccf/V)

209 That doesn't seem rational unless you're gonna ban cell phones and wifi, seeing as how those produce time/date/position information as well. Or is it the photographic record that is so objectionable?
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 03, 2026 08:35 AM (3Ope

So you are good with the United States turning into a police state because we have cell phones and wifi? Any Americans out there?

Even so, cell phones and WiFi data are in the hands of those who do not have the power to 1) deprive me of my liberty or 2) kill me. And from what I see, they suck at it. They can’t identify the town I live in, and the ads they send betray an inability to pin down where I live.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 03, 2026 08:43 AM (WB/3O)

210
New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani visited a Judaica store in the haredi neighborhood of Borough Park, Brooklyn, on Wednesday ahead of Rosh Hashanah, meeting with local community leaders and residents.

Video footage shared by local media showed Mamdani touring the store and speaking with community members. One man presented him with honey, traditionally eaten during the Jewish New Year, while another demonstrated the blowing of a shofar, according to The Boro Park Scoop.

Mamdani wished those gathered “Shana Tova," the traditional greeting for Rosh Hashanah, which begins at sundown on September 11.
=====

The performance is nauseating. Anyone who did not turn their back to him bears guilt for co-signing the joowashing.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 03, 2026 08:44 AM (RIvkX)

211 Disease riddled, drippy twat whore bag.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

That skank bought my party shack in Barbados.

Posted by: Dr Q-Tip at September 03, 2026 08:45 AM (7zn4w)

212 >>@JasonMBrodsky

>>The US military escorted 40 commercial vessels carrying 18 million barrels of oil through the Strait of Hormuz, marking a wartime high as #Iran and the US exchanged a new round of strikes on Tuesday, two US officials familiar with the operations told CNN.

>>Prior to the launch of the war just over six months ago, roughly 20 million barrels a day were passing through the strait.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 03, 2026 08:45 AM (viF8m)

213 That doesn't seem rational unless you're gonna ban cell phones and wifi, seeing as how those produce time/date/position information as well. Or is it the photographic record that is so objectionable?
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 03, 2026 08:35 AM


I can leave my cell phone at home. I cannot do the same with my body.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 03, 2026 08:45 AM (ExV1e)

214 Some sports analytics guy discovered (by looking at much video) that the Patriots put videos on their big video board over the years to confuse kickers.

I wanted to use my Happy Ending Spooge video from my Florida adventure but the Commish went with the homosexual cheerleaders instead.

Posted by: Bob Kraft, Old Pervert at September 03, 2026 08:45 AM (xFvo2)

215 125 I watched a few minutes of Ace's sidebar from Shoe On Head. She believes the Lindsey Clancy murderess has finally united Democrat and Republican women in our supposed mania in support of this woman. I strongly disagree. I'd wager the divide on what her punishment should be probably coincides with party affiliation. Why? Because leftist women are mentally unstable in a million different ways, and are rallying around not only their silly grrrl power tribalism and victimization mentality, but their missing link, in varying degrees, with maternal instincts. YMMV
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 03, 2026 08:07 AM (qBdHI)

There are a good number of women who claim to be Republican who support her. It's mostly leftist women but it isn't exclusively leftist women.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 03, 2026 08:12 AM (ExV1e)

This is the truly frightening part of the mania of the women supporting Clancy. How many of the women who support her are K-12 teachers? Heaven only knows what the attitude of single-women teachers, who are aghast at the thought of being burdened with pregnancy then a crying child, are towards a roomful of troublesome children?

Posted by: Gref at September 03, 2026 08:46 AM (5rh/l)

216 Those clever clever cheaters… deflate-gate was only the tip of the iceberg
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 03, 2026 08:39 AM (n7Rsm)

Whatever. Deflate gate was bullshit too. Who handles the ball every down?

You want to talk about REAL cheating? Not the bullshit rooted in pure envy? Try the 1997 AFC Divisional Playoffs, Denver at KC. Early in the game the Denver O- line was busted for having petroleum jelly all over the front of their jerseys.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 03, 2026 08:47 AM (WB/3O)

217
You want to talk about REAL cheating? Not the bullshit rooted in pure envy? Try the 1997 AFC Divisional Playoffs, Denver at KC. Early in the game the Denver O- line was busted for having petroleum jelly all over the front of their jerseys.
Posted by: Cow Demon at September 03, 2026 08:47 AM (WB/3O)



Stick-um, still illegal.

Yet they allow gloves that are 100x as sticky as stick-um........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 03, 2026 08:48 AM (ccf/V)

218 207 Today Is Skyscraper Day. 🏙️
Posted by: redridinghood

Watch the movie-Skyscraper Souls (1932), starring Warren William and Maureen O'Sullivan. It's very good in a disturbing, Pre-Code way.

Posted by: Leap Of Faith at September 03, 2026 08:48 AM (Fn+3X)

219 Steinem dead at 92, proving once again the truth in Philosopher Billy Joel's words, "only the good die young."

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 03, 2026 08:48 AM (wVcYX)

220 My Uncle Tony always told us, "if you like a girl, check her teeth, make sure she has good teeth."
Posted by: San Franpsycho


Hey, Bigboy.
-- AOC

Posted by: Bulg at September 03, 2026 08:48 AM (77rzZ)

221 This is the truly frightening part of the mania of the women supporting Clancy. How many of the women who support her are K-12 teachers? Heaven only knows what the attitude of single-women teachers, who are aghast at the thought of being burdened with pregnancy then a crying child, are towards a roomful of troublesome children?
Posted by: Gref at September 03, 2026 08:46 AM (5rh/l)



Everyone says nurses are the craziest. Yet, there are teachers getting busted almost every day having sex with kids........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 03, 2026 08:49 AM (ccf/V)

222 Useless trivia of the day:

Eye drops are technically blinker fluid.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 03, 2026 08:49 AM (S+dwn)

223 Today Is Skyscraper Day. 🏙️
Posted by: redridinghood at September 03, 2026 08:42 AM (NpAcC)

How many floors does a building need in order to be called a skyscraper?

Posted by: dantesed at September 03, 2026 08:49 AM (Oy/m2)

224
Eye drops are technically blinker fluid.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 03, 2026 08:49 AM (S+dwn)



Have a friend who lost a friendship in his yute as he and a couple others convinced the guy's girlfriend to go to the parts store and ask them to help change her blinker fluid in her car.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 03, 2026 08:50 AM (ccf/V)

225 Posted by: Cow Demon at September 03, 2026 08:43 AM (WB/3O)

Throttle back, mijo. ALPR information, much like phone and wifi information is readily accessible and abusable by anybody. I think it's given that you're 'under surveillance' to some extent just as a result of the technology you use and/or carry everyday.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 03, 2026 08:50 AM (3Ope8)

226 My Uncle Tony always told us, "if you like a girl, check her teeth, make sure she has good teeth."
Posted by: San Franpsycho
~~~~~

What did Uncle Tony have against the Brits?

Posted by: IrishEi?! at September 03, 2026 08:50 AM (3ImbR)

227 JD Vance will hold the WH press briefing today since Karoline Leavitt departure.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 03, 2026 08:51 AM (NpAcC)

228 "ALPR's" don't just read the plate. Increasingly they're augmented with advanced AI technologies to identify vehicles with unique attributes. Like a bumper sticker, a damaged quarter panel, aftermarket wheels, etc. And some can identify the driver and front seat passenger.

All this makes cyberstalking pretty easy for someone with access to find whomever they're fixated on.

Lastly, why are some of these things pointed at areas that kids, children frequent? Or gun shops. Or weed dispensaries. It's certainly not to capture a license plate.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 03, 2026 08:51 AM (2Cry5)

229 You want to talk about REAL cheating? Not the bullshit rooted in pure envy? Try the 1997 AFC Divisional Playoffs, Denver at KC. Early in the game the Denver O- line was busted for having petroleum jelly all over the front of their jerseys.
Posted by: Cow Demon at September 03, 2026 08:47 AM (WB/3O)

But that year “this one’s for John” was the motto… so it was okay!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 03, 2026 08:51 AM (n7Rsm)

230 193 My Uncle Tony always told us, "if you like a girl, check her teeth, make sure she has good teeth."
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 03, 2026 08:37 AM (RIvkX)

Women and horses. Always the teeth.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at September 03, 2026 08:51 AM (QaH55)

231 It seems like the reporting is a bit different when muslims are victims of violence versus when they are the perpetrators. Perhaps it's simply that reporters can't be bothered to chaise down the details for dog-bites-man stories, and the latter would be in that category.

Anyway, here are a few lines from a recent NYT story:

A 17-year-old North Carolina girl was charged with murder after she coordinated with gunmen to livestream a fatal shooting at a San Diego mosque this year, the authorities said Monday.

The girl, Sarah Santiago of Forsyth County, N.C., was arrested last week, and a grand jury indicted her on three counts of murder and one count of conspiracy on Monday, according to Jim O’Neill, the district attorney. She is being charged as an adult.

Cain Clark, 17, and Caleb Vazquez, 18, killed three people at the Islamic Center of San Diego on May 18, an attack that was investigated as a hate crime and that heightened concerns about rising Islamophobia. Both were found dead inside a vehicle that contained anti-Islamic writings after the shooting.


Notice the subtle differences here?

Posted by: Oglebay at September 03, 2026 08:52 AM (2ap+5)

232 JD Vance will hold the WH press briefing today since Karoline Leavitt departure.
Posted by: redridinghood

He is facing evil. For all of us. May he succeed.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 03, 2026 08:52 AM (u82oZ)

233
All this makes cyberstalking pretty easy for someone with access to find whomever they're fixated on.

Lastly, why are some of these things pointed at areas that kids, children frequent? Or gun shops. Or weed dispensaries. It's certainly not to capture a license plate.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 03, 2026 08:51 AM (2Cry5)



Why do you think every TV show in the last 25 years has been some kind of police show where surveillance is a big part of 'catching criminals.'

They're normalizing it........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 03, 2026 08:52 AM (ccf/V)

234 How many floors does a building need in order to be called a skyscraper?
Posted by: dantesed

I think the Flatiron Building in NYC is generally considered the first skyscraper, so at least as many as it has.

Posted by: Bulg at September 03, 2026 08:52 AM (77rzZ)

235 >>>Done already. Saw a pop up vid on YT.
~~~~~

I want one.

Posted by: IrishEi?! at September 03, 2026 08:52 AM (3ImbR)

236 This is the truly frightening part of the mania of the women supporting Clancy. How many of the women who support her are K-12 teachers?


Did you know in the United States after Lindsay Clancy there has been 7 more?

Kimberlee Singler (CO '23) - 2 kids (9& 7)
Jennifer Stately (MN '24) - 2 kids (6 & 5)
Janette MacAusland(MA 26) - 2 kids (7&6)
Hailey Dempsey (FL '26) - 2 kids (4 & 4mo)
Marlene Vidal (TX '26) - 2 kids (6 & 5)
Sarah Myers (NY '26) - 4 kids (13, 11, 10, 10)
Kailey Erhart (ND '26) - 2 kids (3 & 5mo)

We need a wellness check for every home that has Clancy supporters

Posted by: rickb223 at September 03, 2026 08:52 AM (S+dwn)

237 In Wakanda, a Skyscraper was a two-story dung hut.

Posted by: Otis Elevator at September 03, 2026 08:53 AM (Fn+3X)

238 You want to talk about REAL cheating?
Posted by: Cow Demon

2021 Super Bowl; 4 defensive penalties called against Cincinnati during the Ram's winning drive., all b.s. or marginal.

That and the kneeling is why I don't bother with them anymore

Posted by: Auspex at September 03, 2026 08:53 AM (Y8DZL)

239 How many floors does a building need in order to be called a skyscraper?
****
It used to be 10 floors, but now it's 40 floors

Posted by: redridinghood at September 03, 2026 08:53 AM (NpAcC)

240 My Uncle Tony always told us, "if you like a girl, check her teeth, make sure she has good teeth."
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 03, 2026 08:37 AM (RIvkX)

Women and horses. Always the teeth.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at September 03, 2026 08:51 AM (QaH55)



And moms. Look at their mom. Because that's what they'll look like at the same age.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 03, 2026 08:54 AM (ccf/V)

241 Have a friend who lost a friendship in his yute as he and a couple others convinced the guy's girlfriend to go to the parts store and ask them to help change her blinker fluid in her car.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer


*snort

Posted by: rickb223 at September 03, 2026 08:54 AM (S+dwn)

242 Vice President JD Vance keeps trying to straddle a bright moral line — with predictably disastrous results.
JD Vance can’t outrun his Tucker Carlson problem

===

He does not want to. He wants you to accept it.

Posted by: runner at September 03, 2026 08:54 AM (g47mK)

243 Female judges just don't work . The superior empathy gene they have works against them as judges.

Posted by: polynikes at September 03, 2026 08:55 AM (KC5Lt)

244 Because that's what they'll look like at the same age.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 03, 2026 08:54 AM (ccf/V)
======

Forty years later, I'm there.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 03, 2026 08:57 AM (RIvkX)

245
Forty years later, I'm there.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 03, 2026 08:57 AM (RIvkX)



Wife's mom was long passed, so I didn't get the chance.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 03, 2026 08:57 AM (ccf/V)

246 There are maybe 3 or 4 cases where plastic surgery actually worked out. In 99% of cases it ends up like that, with Madonna as the poster whatever-the-hell-she-is.
Posted by: Ian S.

This is kind of a survivor bias issue. All the good plastic surgery goes unnoticed, and the person looks younger and hotter. Remember the woman with the huge nose that got surgery, then dumped her husband because she thought she could do better?
https://tinyurl.com/49nts8dz

It also helps when people get subtle surgery while younger, instead of more drastic (and risky) surgery when much older.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 03, 2026 08:58 AM (t19vo)

247 Mamdani wished those gathered “Shana Tova,"
--------

What a fucking scumbag.

Posted by: ... at September 03, 2026 08:58 AM (PFPLb)

248 We had a field trip to NYC back in the 70's. Junior high I think. Went to see some of the art museums and did a side quest to the Empire State Building.

The elevator ride was pretty cool by itself.

Only "skyscraper" I've been in.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 03, 2026 08:58 AM (2Cry5)

249 Good morning!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 03, 2026 08:58 AM (rOKnE)

250 Did you know in the United States after Lindsay Clancy there has been 7 more?

So the Clancy supporters are correct and literally any women is a risk to murder her children?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 03, 2026 08:58 AM (ExV1e)

251 I think the Flatiron Building in NYC is generally considered the first skyscraper, so at least as many as it has.
Posted by: Bulg at September 03, 2026 08:52 AM (77rzZ)
~~~~~

Flatiron Building has now been turned into residences. Love that building.

https://tinyurl.com/mr4yvpdt

Posted by: IrishEi?! at September 03, 2026 08:58 AM (3ImbR)

252 He does not want to. He wants you to accept it.
Posted by: runner

I dunno. I'm kinda souring on Vance because of his Tucker thing.

I think that Rubio is where it's at.

Posted by: Bulg at September 03, 2026 08:58 AM (77rzZ)

253 Notice the subtle differences here?

Posted by: Oglebay at September 03, 2026 08:52 AM (2ap+5)

That they left out they were also targeting a Jewish synagogue in their plans?

Posted by: polynikes at September 03, 2026 08:58 AM (KC5Lt)

254 Heartily sick of judges thinking they are the executive.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at September 03, 2026 09:00 AM (fqdMQ)

255 Eric Daugherty-

Convicted m*rderer Karmelo Anthony is now demanding $250,000 from donors for his "LEGAL FUND"

He killed Austin Metcalf, and now he's betting on people giving him $250K

This has turned into one huge grift!

TURLEY: "It's unlikely he'd reverse that with $10 MILLION dollars! It's not gonna change the law."

Posted by: redridinghood at September 03, 2026 09:00 AM (NpAcC)

256 >>“We have a moral imperative to place the needs of the world above even our own self-interest and, yes, even our own survival,” Nessel told Jewish Democrats.


Whoa.
One of them finally said it.
They really believe this.

Alrighty!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 03, 2026 09:00 AM (rOKnE)

257 Constance was constant in the child-killing biz, won't she? My sympathy goes to her husband, the poor guy who trusted her. Twice.

Posted by: Eromero at September 03, 2026 09:00 AM (LHPAg)

258 No, you can’t “have it all” because in the end that’s a coping mechanism for your personal failure to focus on what’s most important.

Sadly, some people still insist on that and they blame The Patriarchy for the fact that they cannot.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 03, 2026 09:01 AM (svLOV)

259 I dunno. I'm kinda souring on Vance because of his Tucker thing.

I think that Rubio is where it's at.
Posted by: Bulg at September 03, 2026 08:58 AM (77rzZ)

I want a good primary.

Posted by: runner at September 03, 2026 09:01 AM (g47mK)

260 >>Gloria Steinem, the pioneering feminist, writer and activist who helped define the modern women’s movement, has died at 92.


Huh.

She did need a bicycle - she married actor Christian Bale's dad.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 03, 2026 09:01 AM (rOKnE)

261 236 This is the truly frightening part of the mania of the women supporting Clancy. How many of the women who support her are K-12 teachers?


Did you know in the United States after Lindsay Clancy there has been 7 more?

Kimberlee Singler (CO '23) - 2 kids (9& 7)
Jennifer Stately (MN '24) - 2 kids (6 & 5)
Janette MacAusland(MA 26) - 2 kids (7&6)
Hailey Dempsey (FL '26) - 2 kids (4 & 4mo)
Marlene Vidal (TX '26) - 2 kids (6 & 5)
Sarah Myers (NY '26) - 4 kids (13, 11, 10, 10)
Kailey Erhart (ND '26) - 2 kids (3 & 5mo)

We need a wellness check for every home that has Clancy supporters

Posted by: rickb223 at September 03, 2026 08:52 AM (S+dwn)


I hit the character-count limit before I finished my comment above. The most fearful aspect to me of Clancy-aligned women teachers is what they're teaching and signaling to the female kids in their classes. Yes, some may snap and begin harming children in their classrooms. But what are they out-right preaching, not teaching, and insinuating to their female students about females, toxic men, man-woman relationships, and burdensome fetuses, babies, and children?

Posted by: Gref at September 03, 2026 09:01 AM (5rh/l)

262
TURLEY: "It's unlikely he'd reverse that with $10 MILLION dollars! It's not gonna change the law."
Posted by: redridinghood at September 03, 2026 09:00 AM (NpAcC)



It won't change the law, but it can change the judge.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 03, 2026 09:02 AM (ccf/V)

263 >>This has turned into one huge grift!

Started as one.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 03, 2026 09:02 AM (viF8m)

264 Whoa.
One of them finally said it.
They really believe this.

Alrighty!

Posted by: Lizzy at Septem

Whether she believes it is up for debate. What we know for certain is she wants others to believe it.

Posted by: ... at September 03, 2026 09:02 AM (PFPLb)

265 She did need a bicycle - she married actor Christian Bale's dad.
Posted by: Lizzy

She was 66. and her husband died 3 years later, leaving her his wealth. Hmmm.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 03, 2026 09:03 AM (u82oZ)

266 What's the story with the MEN wearing pink and standing with the deranged AWFLs outside the Clancy trial venue?

Posted by: I gotta ask at September 03, 2026 09:03 AM (2Ez/1)

267 Posted by: rickb223 at September 03, 2026 08:52 AM (S+dwn)



We need to see what drugs they are feeding these women! This is scary !

Posted by: runner at September 03, 2026 09:03 AM (g47mK)

268 It won't change the law, but it can change the judge.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 03, 2026 09:02 AM (ccf/V)


He didn't get a new trial. The appeals courts aren't going to overturn the verdict. It's just the end credits wailing going on now.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 03, 2026 09:03 AM (ExV1e)

269 Was in the Carpenters Local 257, East Side Manhattan for 15 years. Worked in hundreds of skyscrapers. Fun times in the 70s and 80s.

Posted by: Aged Pensioner at September 03, 2026 09:03 AM (Fn+3X)

270
Mandami got a majority of Jewish votes cast, didn't he?

Self-gassing is a real thing.

Posted by: Auspex at September 03, 2026 09:04 AM (Y8DZL)

271 Clancy planned the murders. That should have been all the evidence needed to convict her.

Posted by: polynikes at September 03, 2026 09:04 AM (KC5Lt)

272 Did you know in the United States after Lindsay Clancy there has been 7 more?

So the Clancy supporters are correct and literally any women is a risk to murder her children?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic


Yep. Especially if she's found not guilty. Now you can murder your children with the excuse of "I had the sadz".

Posted by: rickb223 at September 03, 2026 09:04 AM (S+dwn)

273 We need to see what drugs they are feeding these women! This is scary !

Posted by: runner at September 03, 2026 09:03 AM (g47mK)

Maybe we should look at any drug that was giving to 66% of the civilized world to start.

Posted by: ... at September 03, 2026 09:04 AM (PFPLb)

274 Gref

Skilled teachers that lean to pragmatism and real science can not be hired as teachers. Ask me how I know.

Here locally, the powers that be in the school system are grooming an unqualified lesbian for a major part of the school system, over better candidates.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 03, 2026 09:06 AM (u82oZ)

275 What's the story with the MEN wearing pink and standing with the deranged AWFLs outside the Clancy trial venue?
Posted by: I gotta ask


They're the reason there's a chair in the corner of a motel room.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 03, 2026 09:06 AM (S+dwn)

276 With Mexico being a failed narco state on our southern border, how long before economic failure results in Canada becoming a failed criminal state on our longer northern border?

Posted by: actually inside the beltway at September 03, 2026 09:07 AM (+YRf1)

277 Female judges just don't work . The superior empathy gene they have works against them as judges.

Has absolutely nothing to do with empathy.

It has to do with falling into default mode of Toddler Ethics:
• share
• don't hit anyone
• don't say mean things.

If the gynekritarchy sees that the defendant isn't in the process of saying mean things or violent, then Mission Accomplished and let the perp walk.

The gynekritarchy does not believe in public safety. They are very much against incarceration for the sake of public safety since that never factors into their remedy to calm the kids down so she can go back to her doom scrolling and wine.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 03, 2026 09:07 AM (BvPIe)

278 Clancy planned the murders. That should have been all the evidence needed to convict her.
Posted by: polynikes at September 03, 2026 09:04 AM (KC5Lt)


And... she was able to turn off her psychosis in the middle of the murders to take a phone call from her husband. And... despite being a nurse, she was so distraught at what she had done that she made paper cuts across her arms and flung herself out of a second story window to "kill herself". I wonder how much of the sympathy she's getting is because she accidentally paralyzed herself.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 03, 2026 09:07 AM (ExV1e)

279 >> This is the truly frightening part of the mania of the women supporting Clancy. How many of the women who support her are K-12 teachers?


I blame abortion.
My body my choice --> I brought them into the world, and if they harm my life, I can choose to end theirs.

I mean, this is the answer to "Now that they've legalized abortion right up to the delivery, what's next?"
This, this is what's next. If mommy isn't happy, then the kids must be sacrificed - for her health, you guyz.

Moloch wins.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 03, 2026 09:07 AM (rOKnE)

280 I gotta ask

There are many paths to approach the power of P. Those men chose to do this.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 03, 2026 09:07 AM (u82oZ)

281 We need to see what drugs they are feeding these women! This is scary !

Posted by: runner


According to her tox screen, she was at or below therapeutic levels.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 03, 2026 09:08 AM (S+dwn)

282 In Jr high I went on a school trip to NYC. Went to the top of the Trade Center. Saw a helicopter land on the roof of the PanAm building. As we were on the bus driving back upstate the radio said a helicopter fell off the Pan Am building. Same chopper we saw land. Wasn't on the tour schedule

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 03, 2026 09:08 AM (M9Oed)

283 Maybe we should look at any drug that was giving to 66% of the civilized world to start.
Posted by: ... at September 03, 2026 09:04 AM (PFPLb)

you do that

Posted by: runner at September 03, 2026 09:08 AM (g47mK)

284 Lizzy

If any part of her behavior is genetic, she stopped the propagation of those genes.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 03, 2026 09:08 AM (u82oZ)

285 Morning horde. I got stuck listening to Steve Earle and then the Pogues after Pixy, and so I've missed all the good news of the Morning Report. But, I'll make my way through now.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 03, 2026 09:09 AM (nB2bU)

286 you do that

Posted by: runner at September 03, 2026 09:08 AM (g47mK)

Uh, I did?

Posted by: ... at September 03, 2026 09:10 AM (PFPLb)

287 The nickname for the DSA is "Neiman Marxists"

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 03, 2026 09:10 AM (3cUTc)

288 Smell the Glove

Landing gear collapsed, rotor snapped, five dead.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 03, 2026 09:10 AM (u82oZ)

289 Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 03, 2026 09:08 AM (M9Oed)

I went to the top of the Trade Center almost a decade before it was toppled.

Posted by: Bulg at September 03, 2026 09:10 AM (77rzZ)

290 >>We need to see what drugs they are feeding these women! This is scary !


This is going to sound crazy, but let's start with 'the pill.' https://tinyurl.com/3we5nuyw

Amid growing evidence that links birth control pills with changes in stress responses, cognition, libido, and mood—including an increased risk for depression in adulthood if taken during adolescence—researchers are calling for more attention to the issue.

“We lack basic, mechanistic information about how women’s bodies and brains work, and how synthetic hormones interact with normal biological processes,” said Summer Mengelkoch, PhD, a postdoctoral fellow in psychology at the University of California, Los Angeles, who studies women’s stress responses. . . "

Posted by: Lizzy at September 03, 2026 09:11 AM (rOKnE)

291 lol. The communist leader of Spain has stated that Russia and Israel are the reason millions of protesters are in the streets. You see, they’ve spread “misinformation” the muslim invasion.

These people need a new script.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 03, 2026 09:11 AM (y0LCM)

292 I think the Flatiron Building in NYC is generally considered the first skyscraper, so at least as many as it has.
Posted by: Bulg
________

Chicago would dispute that with the Home Insurance Building.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 03, 2026 09:12 AM (XvL8K)

293 272 Did you know in the United States after Lindsay Clancy there has been 7 more?

So the Clancy supporters are correct and literally any women is a risk to murder her children?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic


Yep. Especially if she's found not guilty. Now you can murder your children with the excuse of "I had the sadz".

Posted by: rickb223 at September 03, 2026 09:04 AM (S+dwn)


At Insty last night were posted some X-posts, saying things like - when you board an airliner and see a female pilot or copilot, you now need to ask her if she's hormonal, suffering post-partum depression, what drugs she's taking, and so on. Her answers could indicate it is safer to exit and take a later flight.

Posted by: Gref at September 03, 2026 09:12 AM (5rh/l)

294 They're the reason there's a chair in the corner of a motel room.
Posted by: rickb223

Heh.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 03, 2026 09:13 AM (7zn4w)

295 I dunno. I'm kinda souring on Vance because of his Tucker thing.

I think that Rubio is where it's at.
Posted by: Bulg at September 03, 2026 08:58 AM (77rzZ)
====================
DeSantis and Huckabee Sanders should get a shot too. Some good debates might be in our future.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 03, 2026 09:13 AM (nB2bU)

296 Vengeance

Those crowds in Spain calling for the PM to resign were very large. The PM had the police push back.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 03, 2026 09:13 AM (u82oZ)

297 According to her tox screen, she was at or below therapeutic levels.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 03, 2026 09:08 AM (S+dwn)

Meaning she had drugs in her bloodstream ? The drug companies hide research from all the antidepressants, they just take them off the market after lawsuits they settle become a bit expensive. Maybe that is why Valium was discontinued.

Posted by: runner at September 03, 2026 09:13 AM (g47mK)

298 Amusing.

https://tinyurl.com/4b28hk2y - goes to twitter.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 03, 2026 09:14 AM (ExV1e)

299 WRT Gloria Steinem, I will say a lot of us probably got laid a lot more because of her, but then we also had to listen to them talk afterwards, because of her.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at September 03, 2026 09:14 AM (QaH55)

300 I blame abortion.
My body my choice --> I brought them into the world, and if they harm my life, I can choose to end theirs.


Back to Toddler Ethics. If she can't get her children to share their toys, to quit yelling at or hitting their siblings, even after she consumes massive quantities of drugs and alcohol to help her cope, then to bring peace she must murder all of the toddlers.

Now no more yelling or hitting, and no one is being selfish with their things.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 03, 2026 09:14 AM (BvPIe)

301 went to the top of the Trade Center almost a decade before it was toppled.

Hard to do after.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at September 03, 2026 09:16 AM (M1Naw)

302 The most likely explanation for the JFK hit was that it was Allen Dulles, the ex-CIA head that JFK had fired, in an off-the-books operation. Dulles already had several coups and assassinations to his credit. Including a failed hit on de Gaulle.

Dulles wanted to force JFK's hand to turn the Bay of Pigs incursion into a full invasion with US air support. Dulles was behind US incursions in Iran and Guatemala and Africa. And let's not forget Vietnam.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 03, 2026 09:16 AM (dtajH)

303 Ex Rex Reeder

One lifetime early marriage to a loving partner seems to be a better path.

Maybe AI can help vet those pairs?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 03, 2026 09:16 AM (u82oZ)

304 Hello, Horde! 😊💕

The nicest thing that I can say about Ms. Steinem is that she didn't have any living children.

That is a truly sad "legacy" to leave behind - all that scrap about "independence", and in the end she died alone with no loved ones to take care of her.

Now she can spend eternity being haunted by the child she aborted constantly asking her why she killed them.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at September 03, 2026 09:16 AM (SRRAx)

305 The feds really need to look at all the cases of sudden mommy murdering their own children syndrome, just like they need to look at trans murdering people syndrome, the antipsychotic and hormone manipulating drugs they are feeding human beings.

Posted by: runner at September 03, 2026 09:17 AM (g47mK)

306 >> NaCly Dog

I’m watching these protests, I mean there are millions of people combined, and thinking these people are done with this invasion crap. This is pure rage against a government who is completely operating in opposition of the people. I’m also starting to wonder whether this clown in charge actually won legitimately. It’s easy to see it is completely organic. Then he starts with the blame game on outside forces and using the police to attack the people. It’s textbook socialist Marxist crap.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 03, 2026 09:17 AM (y0LCM)

307 Im no particular fan of that shoe THOT, but i watched the video Ace posted of her. She more-or-less echoes my thoughts about the Sisterhood.

She mentions a song in it, the new feminist anthem "Labour," by Paris Paloma.

1.) It’s horrible and whiny and very boring, like every woman song of the last 2-3 decades, short of Ke$ha or Nicki Minaj

2.) It’s all about the terrible unfairness of motherhood, by a childless urbanite art school pig

3.) It’s from an album called "Cacophony," which by my limited understanding of Greek, means "shitty noise," which is fitting

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 03, 2026 09:17 AM (BI5O2)

308 Leftardism can make you believe anything. It's not abortion per se. Abortion is the symptom not the cause.

Posted by: ... at September 03, 2026 09:18 AM (PFPLb)

309 Gloria Steinem died?

Oh.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 03, 2026 09:18 AM (Y/06r)

310 299 WRT Gloria Steinem, I will say a lot of us probably got laid a lot more because of her, but then we also had to listen to them talk afterwards, because of her.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder

The Fishbiker's Real Legacy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tTHn2tHhcI

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at September 03, 2026 09:18 AM (bPJ96)

311 Vucic has been sounding the alarm worldwide, calling everyone from NATO Secretary General Mark Rutte to European Union leaders and other European officials to leaders in Washington, as well asking for this decision to be paused and reversed and to keep KFOR in charge of the bridge to protect the Serbian Christians on the other side of it.
===============================
Muslims just over the bridge has Serbians and Christians afraid for their lives. That's all it takes, just the presence of a muslim population.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 03, 2026 09:18 AM (I8vgA)

312 >>The most likely explanation for the JFK hit was that it was Allen Dulles, the ex-CIA head that JFK had fired, in an off-the-books operation

He was an evil fuck.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 03, 2026 09:19 AM (viF8m)

313 266 What's the story with the MEN wearing pink and standing with the deranged AWFLs outside the Clancy trial venue?

Posted by: I gotta ask at September 03, 2026 09:03 AM (2Ez/1)

Crazy, insane pussy.

First, I let down Obama. Then Trudeau. Now Gloria.I keep letting down all of the West's finest.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at September 03, 2026 09:19 AM (Sco7b)

314 I was scheduled to take Brit Lass to WTC, my favorite buildings, on 9/8/2001.

She got spooked by a friend about NYC and we canceled. In one way I'm still annoyed, in another it probably would have fucked with my head.

Posted by: ... at September 03, 2026 09:20 AM (PFPLb)

315 It has to do with falling into default mode of Toddler Ethics:
• share
• don't hit anyone
• don't say mean things."

So what does one do when the bully strikes?

Beuller?

Posted by: man at September 03, 2026 09:20 AM (XuXeR)

316 I have a family member who dumped his girlfriend over her support for the child murderer. I guess she was kinda cryptic with what she said, but he was like I’m outta here. He says he’s done with these chicks on “crazy meds” and their liberal politics. He’s talking about going out to some red state backwater to try and meet a decent woman. lol.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 03, 2026 09:20 AM (y0LCM)

317 My thoughts ran approximately,
"Oh God, I'm going to see posts all day treating her as some kind of heroic figure!"
"Wait, no children? Didn't she have a daughter...?"
"..."
"... oh, right, no, that was the other commie named Gloria."

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 03, 2026 09:20 AM (aJQbY)

318 so now we know why Jews like Nessel were deafeningly silent during the Holocaust

Posted by: Avi at September 03, 2026 09:21 AM (uAraY)

319 It’s from an album called "Cacophony," which by my limited understanding of Greek, means "shitty noise," which is fitting

You are thinking of "coprophony" Caco comes from 'kakos' which is bad. Copro- is feces, excrement, shit.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 03, 2026 09:21 AM (nAS9C)

320 Vengeance

Are the police and the Spanish military onside with repressing the native Spaniards?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 03, 2026 09:21 AM (u82oZ)

321 308 Leftardism can make you believe anything. It's not abortion per se. Abortion is the symptom not the cause.
Posted by: ... at September 03, 2026 09:18 AM (PFPLb)

Emptiness that they are constantly trying to fill by going through the motions of life.

There was a good bit by Tom Shippey in the Lord of the Rings extended edition bonus materiel where he was talking about Tolkien's view of evil. He pointed out that Tolkien, by experience likely, had seen evil as empty. There's a quote 'The history of evil in the 20th century is remarkably impersonal. It is like no one really wants to do it, but they have their job to do. THAT is a wraith. That is someone who has been through the wraithing process.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 03, 2026 09:21 AM (Y/06r)

322 all the cases of sudden mommy murdering their own children syndrome"

As if that's a new thing?

Posted by: man at September 03, 2026 09:21 AM (XuXeR)

323 Nothing says you don't need men like giving government the money and authority to do everything for you that a good father and a good man would do.

You go girls....

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at September 03, 2026 09:22 AM (Sco7b)

324 If anything, the Clancy woman's saga has opened some eyes to the evolving problem of the hormonally medicated women in society.

Like all those weird school teachers, nurses, etc.

We might want to revisit the policies and arguments that led to the adoption of said medications.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 03, 2026 09:22 AM (2Cry5)

325 Joke of the day:

Stephen L. Miller
@redsteeze
There's going to be so much unspoken debauchery in Thailand that they're going to have to rename the USS Lincoln to the USS Lincoln Project.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 03, 2026 09:22 AM (QZThv)

326 I feel like Iran won the war.

- Conservative Influencer with same energy as pink wearing Lyndsey Clancy suppoerters.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 03, 2026 09:22 AM (VaC8w)

327 so now we know why Jews like Nessel were deafeningly silent during the Holocaust"

"Silent"?

They helped load the boxcars.

Posted by: man at September 03, 2026 09:23 AM (XuXeR)

328 went to the top of the Trade Center almost a decade before it was toppled.
Hard to do after.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at September 03, 2026 09:16 AM
~~~~~

Started our cross-country trip in 2001 at the top of the WTC and spent the last night of the trip in a campground not far from Shanksville, PA two weeks before 9/11.

Posted by: IrishEi?! at September 03, 2026 09:23 AM (3ImbR)

329 So what does one do when the bully strikes?


In her fucked up mind, its always the one winning the fight that needs to be taken down.

How many videos have we all seen where some predator attacks a woman, a Man delivers the beat down to the predator and some other woman, seeing the predator experiencing Karma inserts herself into the situation and rushes to stop the Man who is visiting justice on the perp?

Posted by: Community Notes at September 03, 2026 09:24 AM (nAS9C)

330 Nessel, if you are so suicidal don't take the rest of us with you. Might as well scream "Kill me now!"

Glorai Steinham dead? The Dems just lost another potential Presidential candidate.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 03, 2026 09:25 AM (2GVsD)

331 303 Ex Rex Reeder

One lifetime early marriage to a loving partner seems to be a better path.

Maybe AI can help vet those pairs?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 03, 2026 09:16 AM (u82oZ)

I see my attempt at humor landed with a thud and not a bang.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at September 03, 2026 09:25 AM (QaH55)

332 Spanish police have reportedly fired on protesters and are using force and CS to break up protests. There are a few legit videos online.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 03, 2026 09:25 AM (y0LCM)

333 Spanish police have reportedly fired on protesters and are using force and CS to break up protests"

So, no news, then. All as expected.

Posted by: man at September 03, 2026 09:26 AM (XuXeR)

334 They helped load the boxcars.

George Soros, "That's a me!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 03, 2026 09:26 AM (2GVsD)

335 He’s talking about going out to some red state backwater to try and meet a decent woman. lol.

===

lol indeed. women are the same everywhere, except in the South they might be more polite, and inconspicuous about what the really think.

Posted by: runner at September 03, 2026 09:27 AM (g47mK)

336 Has anyone been on that plexiglass platform off the top of the Sears Tower? I'd shit my pants if I stepped on that.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 03, 2026 09:27 AM (XvL8K)

337 Morn all.. I have no good words to say about Ms. Steinem..

Posted by: It's me donna at September 03, 2026 09:27 AM (+gK6I)

338 Chuck Martel

Tired crews and worn out ships are conducting a successful siege of Iran.

They get no glory, but with a much smaller Navy, the US is taking care of business. This is stressful.

The oceans are still the same size. But our ship designers and builders inside the US Navy have had 30 years of failure.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 03, 2026 09:27 AM (u82oZ)

339 Austria Announces Plans to Ban ‘Political Islam’ in Bid to Confront Muslim Brotherhood

-
There will be blood.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 03, 2026 09:27 AM (ndZc7)

340 Glorai Steinham dead? The Dems just lost another potential Presidential candidate.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 03, 2026 09:25 AM (2GVsD)

But gained 10 more votes across several States.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at September 03, 2026 09:27 AM (Sco7b)

341 >>Started our cross-country trip in 2001 at the top of the WTC and spent the last night of the trip in a campground not far from Shanksville, PA two weeks before 9/11.

Was on the Southeast Expressway headed to Logan Airport to catch a shuttle to Laguardia for a meeting at our facility a few blocks from the WTC when the first plane hit. My regional manager was headed to the Path train in NJ to meet me. His station was under the WTC.

Surreal day.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 03, 2026 09:27 AM (viF8m)

342 I see my attempt at humor landed with a thud and not a bang.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder

I thought it was pretty funny.

Posted by: Bulg at September 03, 2026 09:27 AM (77rzZ)

343 278 I wonder how much of the sympathy she's getting is because she accidentally paralyzed herself.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 03, 2026 09:07 AM (ExV1e)

As George Costanza once said “…with crutches, it's a funny story; with a cane, it's a sad story.”

Posted by: TxAnn at September 03, 2026 09:27 AM (SjAWL)

344 except in the South they might be more polite, and inconspicuous about what the really think"

Bless your heart.

Posted by: man at September 03, 2026 09:27 AM (XuXeR)

345 all the cases of sudden mommy murdering their own children syndrome"

See: The Women of Miletus.

for both the problem and the remedy

Posted by: Community Notes at September 03, 2026 09:28 AM (nAS9C)

346 Joke of the day:

Stephen L. Miller
@redsteeze
There's going to be so much unspoken debauchery in Thailand that they're going to have to rename the USS Lincoln to the USS Lincoln Project.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 03, 2026 09:22 AM


*snort*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 03, 2026 09:28 AM (9Q+nP)

347 The Clancy case is mixing up Guilt with Punishment.

FFS, she's Guilty -- not Innocent.

Any sympathy comes into the Punishment phase.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 03, 2026 09:29 AM (dtajH)

348 Baloney. It’s these college educated women mostly from the NE and blue states. There are a lot of people in red states, especially outside the cities who are raising their children right. You just need to find them.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 03, 2026 09:29 AM (y0LCM)

349 Bless your heart.
Posted by: man at September 03, 2026 09:27 AM (XuXeR)

Exactly !

Posted by: runner at September 03, 2026 09:29 AM (g47mK)

350 Murdering your kids?

Think there was some Greek story about that, probably several. But I am thinking of Jason's wife Medea.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 03, 2026 09:29 AM (2GVsD)

351 Meaning she had drugs in her bloodstream ? The drug companies hide research from all the antidepressants, they just take them off the market after lawsuits they settle become a bit expensive. Maybe that is why Valium was discontinued.
Posted by: runner


She had some of the drugs she had been prescribed. She wasn't abusing or od'ing.
Actually, she was under taking what she was prescribed.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 03, 2026 09:29 AM (S+dwn)

352 This is how I work, I keep thinking about this gal and trying to figure it out based on what I know:

-she was described as a great pediatric nurse

-she married a dude, had three kids

-she was prescribed lots of meds, but per the video I watched, she may not have been taking many of them because the investigators found most of them with only a few pills missing.

-her husband got up on the stand and defended her and blamed the medication. There is something fundamentaly WRONG there and performative. SHE KILLED HIS KIDS. HIS SONS. His wetware should be crying out for vengeance. It does not make sense to me and makes me wonder how many meds HES on.

I am starting to wonder if she is a really evil, manipulative, charismatic, performative psychopath.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 03, 2026 09:30 AM (Y/06r)

353 My regional manager was headed to the Path train in NJ to meet me. His station was under the WTC.

Surreal day.
Posted by: JackStraw

Did he manage to miss the collapse?

Posted by: Bulg at September 03, 2026 09:30 AM (77rzZ)

354 But our ship designers and builders inside the US Navy have had 30 years of failure"

No, we made bank.

/Greenert and BAE

Posted by: man at September 03, 2026 09:30 AM (XuXeR)

355
I am starting to wonder if she is a really evil, manipulative, charismatic, performative psychopath.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 03, 2026 09:30 AM (Y/06r)

My opinion ? She's a good actress

Posted by: It's me donna at September 03, 2026 09:31 AM (+gK6I)

356 It’s these college educated women mostly from the NE and blue states. There are a lot of people in red states, especially outside the cities who are raising their children right. You just need to find them.

===
Of course, dear. You big, smart, strong man you!

Posted by: Southern Woman at September 03, 2026 09:31 AM (g47mK)

357 339 Austria Announces Plans to Ban ‘Political Islam’ in Bid to Confront Muslim Brotherhood

-
There will be blood.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 03, 2026 09:27 AM (ndZc7)

It's all political.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 03, 2026 09:31 AM (Y/06r)

358 9/11 I know one of the FDNY who made it to the bottom floor at the center at the exact right time. They walked out.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 03, 2026 09:32 AM (dtajH)

359 We lack basic, mechanistic information about how women’s bodies and brains work

I thought that Women's Studies classes solved that problem.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 03, 2026 09:33 AM (svLOV)

360 >>Did he manage to miss the collapse?

We were actually on the phone talking about the day when he told me he just heard over the radio that a plane hit the WTC. We both thought it was one of the traffic helicopters or a small private plane.

I remember telling him my flight would probably be delayed and I'd call him from Logan and let him know. Neither he nor I made it to NYC.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 03, 2026 09:34 AM (viF8m)

361 9/11 I know one of the FDNY who made it to the bottom floor at the center at the exact right time"

Whew.

I was sitting at Dulles waiting to fly out. Friend of ours missed his flight, and to this day saved the ticket.

UAL 93.

Posted by: man at September 03, 2026 09:34 AM (XuXeR)

362 I see the idiots in the media are having fainting spells while pointing at the state of USS Abraham Lincoln as the ship steams to Thailand.

Ships after a long deployment do look like cr@p because no matter how much the crew tries to keep things clean, dock time is always needed. Look at HMS Hermes after that carrier returned from the Falklands.

Dear media, fvck all of you with a Thai ladyboi's penis. Our carriers would not be in such horrible shape or on long deployments if we had maintained a 13 carrier fleet but past administrations and Congress let it all slide.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 03, 2026 09:36 AM (2GVsD)

363 Friend of ours missed his flight, and to this day saved the ticket.

UAL 93.
Posted by: man at September 03, 2026 09:34 AM (XuXeR)
======================
Sheesh.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 03, 2026 09:36 AM (Lhncr)

364 I remember telling him my flight would probably be delayed and I'd call him from Logan and let him know. Neither he nor I made it to NYC.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 03, 2026 09:34 AM (viF8m)

I was on the subway going down to 1 Liberty Plaza when the towers were hit - train stopped at 14th street and Broadway and let us off because they said they heard a plane had crashed in downtown...crazy

Posted by: Boswell at September 03, 2026 09:37 AM (NTVPI)

365 and rushes to stop the Man who is visiting justice on the perp?
Posted by: Community Notes


Anyone who does that deserves to be punched. I saw a video out in England where a migrant of ambiguous skin tone and unknown religious affiliation pushed a child down a flight of stairs. A bunch of men lined up at the Beatdown Buffet and one AWFL came in screaming "STOP IT!"

Posted by: NR Pax at September 03, 2026 09:37 AM (svLOV)

366 We lack basic, mechanistic information about how women’s bodies and brains work

I thought that Women's Studies classes solved that problem.
Posted by: NR Pax at September 03, 2026 09:33 AM (svLOV)

The mystery of the 5th Grade girls-only class filmstrip. After that, it's all myths, legends, and rumors.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 03, 2026 09:37 AM (wVcYX)

367 I was sitting at Dulles waiting to fly out. Friend of ours missed his flight, and to this day saved the ticket.

UAL 93.
Posted by: man at September 03, 2026 09:34 AM (XuXeR)

Lutnick was late to work because he had to drop off his son at school, his brother was there.

Posted by: runner at September 03, 2026 09:37 AM (g47mK)

368 That monster Trump is PLANTING TREES

https://archive.ph/9ZBeu

Posted by: Oglebay at September 03, 2026 09:38 AM (2ap+5)

369 ShArt is late.

Posted by: Crayola Gourmet at September 03, 2026 09:38 AM (Fn+3X)

370 Burning Man Under High Fire Threat As ‘Orgy Dome’ Reopens After…

The attendees went into a panic when they realized a majority are now “middle aged”

Posted by: SMOD at September 03, 2026 09:38 AM (RHGPo)

371 The mystery of the 5th Grade girls-only class filmstrip. After that, it's all myths, legends, and rumors.
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 03, 2026 09:37 AM (wVcYX)

Lol. Then they came back with those mysterious, knowing smiles. Something's not all right at the Circle K...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 03, 2026 09:38 AM (Y/06r)

372 >>She had some of the drugs she had been prescribed. She wasn't abusing or od'ing.
Actually, she was under taking what she was prescribed.


It sounds like her doctor could not prescribe her enough drugs, and was increasing dosages when her patient had bad reactions to them, and then stopped taking them (which you can't do with SSRIs) - pharmaceutical chaos. Not that this excuses the killing, but is definitely worth reviewing.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 03, 2026 09:39 AM (rOKnE)

373 Wish CBD would show up with the art. I'm getting sick of seeing Steinem's mug every time I refresh the page.

Posted by: Bulg at September 03, 2026 09:39 AM (77rzZ)

374 It sounds like her doctor could not prescribe her enough drugs, and was increasing dosages when her patient had bad reactions to them, and then stopped taking them (which you can't do with SSRIs) - pharmaceutical chaos. Not that this excuses the killing, but is definitely worth reviewing.
Posted by: Lizzy

She was seeing four different doctors. None of them knew about each other.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 03, 2026 09:40 AM (S+dwn)

375 CBD must have forgotten to post the art.

Posted by: Tuna at September 03, 2026 09:40 AM (lJ0H4)

376 >>I was on the subway going down to 1 Liberty Plaza when the towers were hit - train stopped at 14th street and Broadway and let us off because they said they heard a plane had crashed in downtown...crazy

When I got to Logan you could tell something was up. There was already a large and growing police contingent. One of the restaurants wasn't open yet but they opened the doors and let us come sit at the bar and gave us free coffee with all the TVs turned on and we started to see what was going on.

Then the National Guard, State Police and it seemed like every cop in the northeast descended on the place. They told us we had 10 minutes to get to our cars and get out of the airport or we would be detained.

A morning I will never forget.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 03, 2026 09:41 AM (viF8m)

377 When you think a pill or two will fix everything, they won't.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 03, 2026 09:41 AM (2GVsD)

378 She was seeing four different doctors. None of them knew about each other.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 03, 2026 09:40 AM (S+dwn)

Which could have been part of the con... to make sure she was proscribed a lot of and conflicting meds.

Jeez, I'm Mommy-sleuthing. She's guilty. She murdered three children one by one. A long drop and a short stop.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 03, 2026 09:42 AM (Y/06r)

379 >>She was seeing four different doctors. None of them knew about each other.


Oh, wow - hadn't seen that.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 03, 2026 09:42 AM (rOKnE)

380 When you think a pill or two will fix everything, they won't.

==

How about a small dose of new, but very effective vaccine??

-BIG PHARMA

Posted by: runner at September 03, 2026 09:42 AM (g47mK)

381 her husband got up on the stand and defended her and blamed the medication. There is something fundamentaly WRONG there

------

I've seen a couple guys go through horrible situations where they had to remove the woman from the family in court before something terrible happened.

They both still cared about the stupid bitches, and blamed drugs for everything (drugs were involved in both cases).

I expect this is a very persistent urge for most men.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 03, 2026 09:43 AM (BI5O2)

382 They told us we had 10 minutes to get to our cars and get out of the airport or we would be detained.


What was their rationale for detainment?

Posted by: Bulg at September 03, 2026 09:43 AM (77rzZ)

383 Oh, wow - hadn't seen that.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 03, 2026 09:42 AM (rOKnE)

Yeah, there's a lot there.

https://youtu.be/9UEGIW_W1hQ

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 03, 2026 09:43 AM (Y/06r)

384 it's the guns, and white people and toxic masculinity

Preach it, Comrade !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: (D)emocrats & the MSM at September 03, 2026 09:43 AM (0sNs1)

385 Has it ever occurred to anybody that "The Prophet" may just look like "an old Jewish man" ?
I can then understand the "no pictures of 'The Prophet'" rule.

Posted by: SMOD at September 03, 2026 09:44 AM (RHGPo)

386 I expect this is a very persistent urge for most men.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 03, 2026 09:43 AM (BI5O2)

Valid.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 03, 2026 09:44 AM (Y/06r)

387 >>What was their rationale for detainment?

Wasn't an abundance of rational thinking going on at that moment. But they did know that 2 planes that had just taken off from Logan crashed into the WTC. It was basically a crime scene.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 03, 2026 09:45 AM (viF8m)

388 Sometimes, you have to deal with yourself. Meds, therapy, etc. are not going to fix you.

You have deal with you. I'd find it hard to accept.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 03, 2026 09:45 AM (2Cry5)

389 385 Has it ever occurred to anybody that "The Prophet" may just look like "an old Jewish man" ?
I can then understand the "no pictures of 'The Prophet'" rule.
Posted by: SMOD at September 03, 2026 09:44 AM (RHGPo)

I just had a mental image of Mohammed as Marty Feldman.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 03, 2026 09:46 AM (Y/06r)

390 They told us we had 10 minutes to get to our cars and get out of the airport or we would be detained.


What was their rationale for detainment?
Posted by: Bulg


Possibly believing you were an accomplice.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 03, 2026 09:46 AM (S+dwn)

391 There is a disturbance in the Force.
Art is late.

Posted by: Gref at September 03, 2026 09:46 AM (5rh/l)

392 I was over Lake Michigan enroute to SLC when ATC informed aircraft in the sector that the national airspace was closed. Got a vector for an assigned landing at Milwaukee Mitchell.

Lucky me.

Posted by: one hour sober at September 03, 2026 09:47 AM (J4Dwc)

393 No art?

I hope CBD is alright

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at September 03, 2026 09:47 AM (Sco7b)

394 391 There is a disturbance in the Force.
Art is late.
Posted by: Gref at September 03, 2026 09:46 AM (5rh/l)

Might have been a guest's day to do it and they got delayed or forgot.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 03, 2026 09:47 AM (Y/06r)

395 What was their rationale for detainment?
Posted by: Bulg


Possibly believing you were an accomplice.
Posted by: rickb223

But then, why give anyone a chance to leave?

Posted by: Bulg at September 03, 2026 09:47 AM (77rzZ)

396 I clicked on, expecting the bad art thread

Posted by: Don Black at September 03, 2026 09:47 AM (ZxPkt)

397 Has it ever occurred to anybody that "The Prophet" may just look like "an old Jewish man" ?
I can then understand the "no pictures of 'The Prophet'" rule.
Posted by: SMOD at September 03, 2026 09:44 AM (RHGPo)

I just had a mental image of Mohammed as Marty Feldman.
Posted by: Aetius451AD


Jerry Stiller.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 03, 2026 09:47 AM (S+dwn)

398 According to the details that have emerged, CENIF analysed photographs, videos, and the operational behavior of Moroccan forces. Its officers identified gendarmes guiding groups from Castillejos towards specific border points and individuals believed to be plainclothes members of the Moroccan security services giving instructions on how to reach the El Tarajal breakwater.

The police’s conclusion therefore goes considerably further than Moroccan passivity. It describes coordination on the ground and an operation intended to overwhelm Spain’s border-control capacity within the framework of hybrid operations that are taking place not only on Europe’s eastern flank, but also along its immediate southern border. The report even examines the sequence of the crossings and the rapid subsequent return of many of those involved as factors incompatible with a conventional migration crisis.

Posted by: SMOD at September 03, 2026 09:47 AM (RHGPo)

399 There is a disturbance in the Force.
Art is late.
Posted by: Gref at September 03, 2026 09:46 AM (5rh/l)

Beethoven took nearly a decade to write the 9th.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 03, 2026 09:47 AM (BI5O2)

400 Minneapolis shooter.

https://tinyurl.com/zcy8d8ec

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 03, 2026 09:47 AM (ndZc7)

401 >> I expect this is a very persistent urge for most men.

Having seen a family member deal with depression + heavy medication, I can relate. You know and love the person before this progression, and you hold out belief that that person is still in there somewhere.

Of course, thankfully, this has not included any physical harm to others, particularly their children.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 03, 2026 09:48 AM (rOKnE)

402 I just had a mental image of Mohammed as Marty Feldman.
Posted by: Aetius451AD


Jerry Stiller.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 03, 2026 09:47 AM (S+dwn)

LOL.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 03, 2026 09:48 AM (Y/06r)

403 No art?

I hope CBD is alright
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at September 03, 2026 09:47 AM (Sco7b)

Maybe it's a CBD painting today, and he's just finishing up. Hillary Clinton on an Ottoman.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 03, 2026 09:49 AM (BI5O2)

404 Someone check under Ace's shelves for CBD.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 03, 2026 09:49 AM (9Q+nP)

405 What was their rationale for detainment?
Posted by: Bulg

Emergency! Everybody to get from street!

Posted by: Alan Arkin at September 03, 2026 09:49 AM (Fn+3X)

406 I expect this is a very persistent urge for most men.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 03, 2026 09:43 AM (BI5O2)

Valid.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 03, 2026 09:44 AM (Y/06r)

Uncontrollable, even.

Posted by: DEVO at September 03, 2026 09:49 AM (wVcYX)

407 Maybe it's a CBD painting today, and he's just finishing up. Hillary Clinton on an Ottoman.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 03, 2026 09:49 AM


Dude...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 03, 2026 09:49 AM (9Q+nP)

408 But then, why give anyone a chance to leave?
Posted by: Bulg


If you were there to do something, would you leave? Or try to finish what you were supposed to do?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 03, 2026 09:49 AM (S+dwn)

409 >>But then, why give anyone a chance to leave?

As I said, not a lot of rational thinking happening. You have to remember the moment, two airliners just flew straight into the WTC. The entire world was pretty much in a state of shock. For all they knew someone(s) was going to blow up the airport.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 03, 2026 09:49 AM (viF8m)

410 Do we need Doof to take on the Art Thread now too?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 03, 2026 09:50 AM (ccf/V)

411 No one taking any kind of antidepressant, or some other psycho drugs should be in the care of children. period.

Posted by: runner at September 03, 2026 09:50 AM (g47mK)

412 Do we need Doof to take on the Art Thread now too?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 03, 2026 09:50 AM (ccf/V)



He no Rubio!

Posted by: runner at September 03, 2026 09:50 AM (g47mK)

413 Maybe it's a CBD painting today, and he's just finishing up. Hillary Clinton on an Ottoman.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 03, 2026 09:49 AM (BI5O2

We deserve something sexy today.

Hillary and Nancy Pelosi making out on an Ottoman

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at September 03, 2026 09:50 AM (Sco7b)

414 408 But then, why give anyone a chance to leave?
Posted by: Bulg


If you were there to do something, would you leave? Or try to finish what you were supposed to do?
Posted by: rickb223 at September 03, 2026 09:49 AM (S+dwn)

Plus, in crisis situations- there is always chaos and crowding. You start taking pieces off the board to both make the situation clearer and more manageable.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 03, 2026 09:51 AM (Y/06r)

415 By the way, the FAA guy who was in charge of national airspace and ordered it closed? It was his first day on the job.

Posted by: one hour sober at September 03, 2026 09:51 AM (J4Dwc)

416 Maybe it's a CBD painting today, and he's just finishing up. Hillary Clinton on an Ottoman.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
______

So, Hillary on Hasan Piker?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 03, 2026 09:51 AM (XvL8K)

417 Good news everyone, the 2026 Hugo winning novel The Everlasting is going to get an adaptation on Netflix.

I am reading the Wiki entry and wincing.

Owen Mallory, Le Morte d'Arthur allusion, is the male main character who falls in love with a 'historical' female knight named

Una Everlasting

Can you be more bloody obvious???

And now Owen wants to change Una's fate, that of a heroic death serving her queen, Queen Yvanne.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 03, 2026 09:51 AM (2GVsD)

418 Maybe it's a CBD painting today, and he's just finishing up. Hillary Clinton on an Ottoman.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 03, 2026 09:49 AM
----
Pre-emptive aesthetic injury!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 03, 2026 09:51 AM (FZ29D)

419 I was over Lake Michigan enroute to SLC when ATC informed aircraft in the sector that the national airspace was closed. Got a vector for an assigned landing at Milwaukee Mitchell.

Lucky me.
Posted by: one hour sober

My brother's mother- and father-in-law were over the Atlantic, flying back from a trip to Spain. The plane had to turn around and go back to Spain.

Posted by: Bulg at September 03, 2026 09:52 AM (77rzZ)

420 No one taking any kind of antidepressant, or some other psycho drugs should be in the care of children. period.
Posted by: runner


Or police officers.
We can't accept the responsibility of giving you a gun knowing your hormones are whack.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 03, 2026 09:52 AM (S+dwn)

421 We frequented the WTC as soon as it was finished.

The purpose was to get to 106 and then enjoy the free fall part of the express elevator ride down.

We never went to lower Manhattan without at least one ride.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 03, 2026 09:52 AM (RIvkX)

422 I just had a mental image of Mohammed as Marty Feldman.
Posted by: Aetius451AD


Jerry Stiller.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 03, 2026 09:47 AM
......
Hunh.
Big Mo celebrates Festivus?

Posted by: I gotta ask at September 03, 2026 09:52 AM (2Ez/1)

423 We deserve something sexy today.

Hillary and Nancy Pelosi making out on an Ottoman
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at September 03, 2026 09:50 AM (Sco7b)

https://tinyurl.com/223jws5c

There.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 03, 2026 09:52 AM (Y/06r)

424 411 No one taking any kind of antidepressant, or some other psycho drugs should be in the care of children. period.
Posted by: runner


Fuck off.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 03, 2026 09:52 AM (hXlgB)

425 Good news everyone, the 2026 Hugo winning novel The Everlasting is going to get an adaptation on Netflix.

I am reading the Wiki entry and wincing.

Owen Mallory, Le Morte d'Arthur allusion, is the male main character who falls in love with a 'historical' female knight named

Una Everlasting

Can you be more bloody obvious???

And now Owen wants to change Una's fate, that of a heroic death serving her queen, Queen Yvanne.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 03, 2026 09:51 AM (2GVsD)
----
Mary Sue Girl Boss once again....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 03, 2026 09:53 AM (FZ29D)

426 My brother's mother- and father-in-law were over the Atlantic, flying back from a trip to Spain. The plane had to turn around and go back to Spain.
Posted by: Bulg at September 03, 2026 09:52 AM (77rzZ)

How did they get home?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 03, 2026 09:54 AM (lFFaq)

427 Or police officers.
We can't accept the responsibility of giving you a gun knowing your hormones are whack.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 03, 2026 09:52 AM (S+dwn)


Or drugs to deal with PTSD; you just never know. They might be making matters worse.

Posted by: runner at September 03, 2026 09:54 AM (g47mK)

428 >>No one taking any kind of antidepressant, or some other psycho drugs should be in the care of children. period.


Given the prevalence of people on anti-depressants, that would be impossible to do.

This is one of RFK's issues - how so many Americans are on prescription drugs it's frightening. Once you're on them, it's very hard to get off them (makes many suicidal). It's going to take years to pull out of this, if at all.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 03, 2026 09:54 AM (rOKnE)

429 DOJ Affirms Legislative Rule that All States Participating in Federal Welfare Programs Must Report Illegal Aliens to DHS

Posted by: SMOD at September 03, 2026 09:54 AM (RHGPo)

430 427 Or police officers.
We can't accept the responsibility of giving you a gun knowing your hormones are whack.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 03, 2026 09:52 AM (S+dwn)


Or drugs to deal with PTSD; you just never know. They might be making matters worse.
Posted by: runner at September 03, 2026 09:54 AM (g47mK)

Stop. This is the same line of reasoning that leads to red flag laws that disarm veterans and others.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 03, 2026 09:55 AM (Y/06r)

431 No one taking any kind of antidepressant, or some other psycho drugs should be in the care of children. period.
Posted by: runner

Spending time with my son always made me feel better when I was going through a bout of severe depression.

Posted by: Bulg at September 03, 2026 09:55 AM (77rzZ)

432 Now the Orange Menace is removing a beloved statue.

https://tinyurl.com/34pmfmae

https://tinyurl.com/32tabb3c

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 03, 2026 09:55 AM (ndZc7)

433 I was in California on 9/11. Day after my wife's birthday. Her sister called us, it was still early morning, told us to turn on the TV.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 03, 2026 09:55 AM (2Cry5)

434 I leave to interview someone at work, come back and…. No art??

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 03, 2026 09:55 AM (n7Rsm)

435 I was over Lake Michigan enroute to SLC when ATC informed aircraft in the sector that the national airspace was closed. Got a vector for an assigned landing at Milwaukee Mitchell.

Lucky me.
Posted by: one hour sober

My brother's mother- and father-in-law were over the Atlantic, flying back from a trip to Spain. The plane had to turn around and go back to Spain.
Posted by: Bulg


I was on the 20th floor of our offices in a conference room looking west when the order went out to ground all planes.

We can see landing patterns for Love Field and DFW Airport. It looked like aircraft recovery on an aircraft carrier. Planes were stacked coming in hot.
Maybe a thousand yards apart. Never saw that before.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 03, 2026 09:55 AM (S+dwn)

436 >>who falls in love with a 'historical' female knight


uhhhhhhhh?

you cannot satire woke anymore

Posted by: Lizzy at September 03, 2026 09:56 AM (rOKnE)

437 Judgemental asshats.

You’re so fucking perfect.
You should perhaps try to be a lttile less pious and superior. Everyone is now a mental health expert.

Have a great day on your mountaintop looking down on everyone who isn’t perfect like you are.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 03, 2026 09:56 AM (hXlgB)

438 How did they get home?
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette

Don't know. I guess they just took another flight once the airspace opened back up.

Posted by: Bulg at September 03, 2026 09:56 AM (77rzZ)

439 433 I was in California on 9/11. Day after my wife's birthday. Her sister called us, it was still early morning, told us to turn on the TV.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 03, 2026 09:55 AM (2Cry5)

I was at my parents, sleeping and Dad came and woke me up and said something was happening. I got out to the living room and Dad and I were doing patter on what had happened (a plane had flown into the first tower) and then the second one hit.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 03, 2026 09:56 AM (Y/06r)

440 https://tinyurl.com/223jws5c

There.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September

Pretty. Not at all what I was expecting.
Thanks.

Time to seize the day. Storm changed the schedule around.
Still no art. Entertain yourselves dammit time is on.

All of you have a happy day.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at September 03, 2026 09:57 AM (Sco7b)

441 I'm picturing in my mind a fine painting from the Scandi Mental Illness School. Having my own private Art Thread here.

Posted by: Lemons? Make Lemonade at September 03, 2026 09:57 AM (Fn+3X)

442 So is CBD the Clark Kent version of Superman Ace?

Hmmm......

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 03, 2026 09:57 AM (1o8D5)

443 I leave to interview someone at work, come back and…. No art??
Posted by: LinusVanPelt

We're all queued up and waiting, waiting, waiting....

Posted by: Tuna at September 03, 2026 09:57 AM (lJ0H4)

444 433 I was in California on 9/11. Day after my wife's birthday. Her sister called us, it was still early morning, told us to turn on the TV.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 03, 2026 09:55 AM (2Cry5)

Lived in SoCal at the time. Worked near LAX. Building evacuated. Was VERY weird all that night no air traffic at LAX. Spooky

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 03, 2026 09:57 AM (n7Rsm)

445 Sorry Nurse?

Did I transgress?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 03, 2026 09:57 AM (2GVsD)

446 >>Now the Orange Menace is removing a beloved statue.


"beloved?"

Trump should get a medal for removing that.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 03, 2026 09:57 AM (rOKnE)

447 442 So is CBD the Clark Kent version of Superman Ace?

Hmmm......
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 03, 2026 09:57 AM (1o8D5)

CBD would be more... Booster Gold.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 03, 2026 09:58 AM (Y/06r)

448 CBD has way more of a clue than Booster Gold.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 03, 2026 09:58 AM (2GVsD)

449 >>We can see landing patterns for Love Field and DFW Airport. It looked like aircraft recovery on an aircraft carrier. Planes were stacked coming in hot.
Maybe a thousand yards apart. Never saw that before.

I had one employee who lived in Manhattan. We couldn't reach her for 3 days. Another was in Chicago and ended up renting a car with 3 other strangers to get back to the DC area.

Crazy time.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 03, 2026 09:58 AM (viF8m)

450 445 Sorry Nurse?

Did I transgress?
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 03, 2026 09:57 AM (2GVsD)

That was more aimed at runner.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 03, 2026 09:59 AM (Y/06r)

451 Have a great day on your mountaintop looking down on everyone who isn’t perfect like you are.
Posted by: nurse ratched

Thank you, Nurse.

Posted by: Bulg at September 03, 2026 09:59 AM (77rzZ)

452 We can see landing patterns for Love Field and DFW Airport. It looked like aircraft recovery on an aircraft carrier. Planes were stacked coming in hot.
Maybe a thousand yards apart. Never saw that before.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 03, 2026 09:55 AM (S+dwn)

A blessing a bunch more lives weren't lost with the pilots needing to do that.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 03, 2026 09:59 AM (lFFaq)

453 448 CBD has way more of a clue than Booster Gold.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 03, 2026 09:58 AM (2GVsD)

I was thinking of going with the Spectre, but thought it would be too dignified.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 03, 2026 09:59 AM (Y/06r)

454 Given the prevalence of people on anti-depressants, that would be impossible to do.

This is one of RFK's issues - how so many Americans are on prescription drugs it's frightening. Once you're on them, it's very hard to get off them (makes many suicidal). It's going to take years to pull out of this, if at all.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 03, 2026 09:54 AM (rOKnE)

It's the number too, 72 vaccinations before someone is 18 for example. I looked at the schedule of CDC recommended , 1986 - 12 shots, 2019 - 54 shots between 2mos-4 years.

Posted by: runner at September 03, 2026 09:59 AM (g47mK)

455 Go Mental!

Posted by: The Ramones at September 03, 2026 10:00 AM (Fn+3X)

456 OK, that stupid blue statue has only been there since 2019. Buh-bye!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 03, 2026 10:00 AM (rOKnE)

457 My Dearest Wife,

We are at nearly 500 posts and the art thread has not appeared. I yearn for the imagery brought before us, some of which remind me of horrors beyond our comprehension.

The Horde remains strong and we support each other. I pray this passes soon.

Yours always,

Your Husband.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 03, 2026 10:00 AM (svLOV)

458 Biden's Dog, what do you think about Smotrich and Feiglin teaming up?

Posted by: Ben Had at September 03, 2026 10:01 AM (PbWRL)

459 Booster Gold was Gen Alpha before Gen Alpha

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 03, 2026 10:01 AM (2GVsD)

460 Sometimes, you have to deal with yourself. Meds, therapy, etc. are not going to fix you.

You have deal with you. I'd find it hard to accept.

Posted by: Martini Farmer


Ain't that the truth.

T-27 and counting and I'm still not sure I made the right choice.

Tempted to just pack up, gas up, and drive anywhere come October 1.

Posted by: Brother Tim is tired at September 03, 2026 10:01 AM (OUMaO)

461 Spending time with my son always made me feel better when I was going through a bout of severe depression.
Posted by: Bulg at September 03, 2026 09:55 AM (77rzZ)

OK. How old is your son now ?

Posted by: runner at September 03, 2026 10:01 AM (g47mK)

462 The Art Thread crowd was angry that day, my friends.

Posted by: George Costanza at September 03, 2026 10:01 AM (2Ez/1)

463 459 Booster Gold was Gen Alpha before Gen Alpha
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 03, 2026 10:01 AM (2GVsD)

LOL. Which kind of makes sense.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 03, 2026 10:01 AM (Y/06r)

464 I've told this before: My late wife showed all the signs but I explained away many of them. Mentally ill, on all kinds of meds - (Cut to the chase

She killed herself and planned to take me and the kids with her but got tired of waiting for us to get home.

Irony alert!: She was a family therapist.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 03, 2026 10:01 AM (HaopY)

465
So is CBD the Clark Kent version of Superman Ace?

Hmmm......
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 03, 2026 09:57 AM (1o8D5)

CBD would be more... Booster Gold.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 03, 2026 09:58 AM (Y/06r)



Dr Manhattan

Posted by: naturalfake at September 03, 2026 10:02 AM (iJfKG)

466 Rogan To Lindsey Clancy Fans: Look At The Crime Scene

"If she walks free, her supporters should have to let her babysit..."

Posted by: SMOD at September 03, 2026 10:02 AM (RHGPo)

467 Oh goody. I'm guessing Satan is telling "Steinem will come" jokes.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 03, 2026 10:02 AM (S41Gd)

468 This is one of RFK's issues - how so many Americans are on prescription drugs it's frightening. Once you're on them, it's very hard to get off them (makes many suicidal). It's going to take years to pull out of this, if at all.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 03, 2026 09:54 AM (rOKnE)

It's the number too, 72 vaccinations before someone is 18 for example. I looked at the schedule of CDC recommended , 1986 - 12 shots, 2019 - 54 shots between 2mos-4 years.

Posted by: runner


And I'm not convinced long-term genetic damage hasn't been done.

Posted by: Brother Tim is tired at September 03, 2026 10:02 AM (OUMaO)

469 how so many Americans are on prescription drugs it's frightening.

I read an essay on X a while back where a woman was asking a friend when she was last clean.

"Well, I stopped smoking weed a month ago and-"

"No. No weed, no drugs, no alcohol. Just your baseline self."

"I don't think I've ever been that way."

Damn depressing read.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 03, 2026 10:02 AM (svLOV)

470 The Art Thread crowd was angry that day, my friends.
Posted by: George Costanza at September 03, 2026 10:01 AM


Like a naked fat man on an ottoman.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 03, 2026 10:02 AM (9Q+nP)

471 OK. How old is your son now ?
Posted by: runner

25. He was born a little over two months after 9/11.

Posted by: Bulg at September 03, 2026 10:02 AM (77rzZ)

472 Jim Acosta and friends are in another dither over this one. Gotta love all the complaints, many plaintively asking "But why???".

And then the great response from Christopher Bedford of the Federalist, "It takes a lot of degrees to not understand why."

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 03, 2026 10:02 AM (I8vgA)

473 Posted by: Tonypete at September 03, 2026 10:01 AM (HaopY)

Very sorry, man.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 03, 2026 10:03 AM (Y/06r)

474 I've told this before: My late wife showed all the signs but I explained away many of them. Mentally ill, on all kinds of meds - (Cut to the chase

She killed herself and planned to take me and the kids with her but got tired of waiting for us to get home.

Irony alert!: She was a family therapist.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 03, 2026 10:01 AM (HaopY)

Holy shit.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 03, 2026 10:03 AM (S41Gd)

475 Nope. Haven't seen CBD.

Posted by: Schrödinger's cat at September 03, 2026 10:03 AM (wVcYX)

476 And I'm not convinced long-term genetic damage hasn't been done.
Posted by: Brother Tim is tired at September 03, 2026 10:02 AM (OUMaO)

a lot of damage has been done, that is true

Posted by: runner at September 03, 2026 10:04 AM (g47mK)

477 >>Planes were stacked coming in hot

I don't know what you mean there.

Posted by: one hour sober at September 03, 2026 10:04 AM (J4Dwc)

478 May 2026:

The federal health department will begin a series of steps intended to curb antidepressant use in the US, Robert F Kennedy Jr announced this week.

Antidepressants, specifically selective serotonin reuptake inhibitors, have long been a target for Kennedy, the Trump administration’s health secretary, who talked about the plans at an event on Monday . . .

In a press release about the plans, the Department of Health and Human Services said its intent was to “curb psychiatric overprescribing” and promote “deprescribing when clinically indicated”.

During the event, Kennedy said he recognized the role of psychiatric medications, but that his department “will no longer treat them as the default, we will treat them as one option, to be used when appropriate, with full transparency and with a clear path off when they are no longer needed”, according to the New York Times’ reporting on the summit, which focused on “overmedicalization” of mental health.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 03, 2026 10:04 AM (rOKnE)

479 Biden's Dog, what do you think about Smotrich and Feiglin teaming up?

Posted by: Ben Had at September 03, 2026 10:01 AM (PbWRL)
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I was almost outta here.

Good thing. Nothing's perfect but the unity is most important right now. There should be lots of common ground but I expect tiffs should/after the succeed. Feiglin doesn't play games.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 03, 2026 10:04 AM (1o8D5)

480 That escalated quickly...

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 03, 2026 10:04 AM (0slXq)

481 Oh goody. I'm guessing Satan is telling "Steinem will come" jokes.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division


As soon as it was announced that she passed, there was a loud clap of thunder.

Immediately thought, "she arrived. She's his problem now".

Posted by: rickb223 at September 03, 2026 10:04 AM (S+dwn)

482 The amount of antidepressant psychedelic drugs out there in the general pop scares the crap outta me…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 03, 2026 10:04 AM (n7Rsm)

483 She killed herself and planned to take me and the kids with her but got tired of waiting for us to get home.

Irony alert!: She was a family therapist.

Posted by: Tonypete


...man, I think I have problems, and then I see this shit and...

...well I still have problems, but damn, that's messed up.

Posted by: Brother Tim is tired at September 03, 2026 10:04 AM (OUMaO)

484 Irony alert!: She was a family therapist.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 03, 2026 10:01 AM


I swear, virtually every therapist I know has more issues than a newsstand.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 03, 2026 10:04 AM (9Q+nP)

485 Tonypete, that is such a sad story. I'm glad you and your kids missed getting killed.

Posted by: Bulg at September 03, 2026 10:05 AM (77rzZ)

486 I swear, virtually every therapist I know has more issues than a newsstand.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 03, 2026 10:04 AM (9Q+nP)

It is an interesting coincidence that a lot of therapists and people who study psychology are trying to understand their own mental states.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 03, 2026 10:05 AM (Y/06r)

487 Thanks, Ace, for boosting Shoe on Head in the sidebar. That was the first I heard of Repeal the 19th in the context of this Lindsay Clancy madness. Progressives have leveraged and pervered civil rights into division and cognitive dissonance.

Who else has a divided mind? Satan.

Pay Dana Carvey in his church lady role. Then:

What is the response? Find Jesus in the Catholic Church. Do the will of God.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 03, 2026 10:06 AM (wxsGM)

488 I don't know what you mean there.
Posted by: one hour sober


There were probably twenty planes lined up to land about 1000 yards behind each other. You could look north and see them. They weren't landing normally with a mile or two between them.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 03, 2026 10:06 AM (S+dwn)

489 two police officers, were shot in downtown Minneapolis

... police said they were familiar with the shooter, who is dead.
Shooter was embroiled in a child custody dispute.

Posted by: SMOD at September 03, 2026 10:06 AM (RHGPo)

490 Might be one of those FWPs delaying CBD. We give him helpful advice to burn his house down nearly every week, but he is stubborn.

Posted by: Wrecking Ball at September 03, 2026 10:06 AM (Fn+3X)

491 CNN’s Van Jones Blasts El-Sayed’s “Insane” Agenda, Says Even Obama Would Reject It

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And you know what kind of a nut he is.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 03, 2026 10:06 AM (ndZc7)

492
We have run out of Art.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 03, 2026 10:06 AM (eRlcH)

493 Years ago my brother in law took his own life. I think he thought himself a failure. His wife didn't help matters as she was constantly on his case. They had been together since middle school... neither going on to high school after they had their first child.

It was... a much different world back then.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 03, 2026 10:07 AM (2Cry5)

494 It is an interesting coincidence that a lot of therapists and people who study psychology are trying to understand their own mental states.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 03, 2026 10:05 A


Ayuh.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 03, 2026 10:07 AM (9Q+nP)

495 25. He was born a little over two months after 9/11.
Posted by: Bulg at September 03, 2026 10:02 AM (77rzZ)

ok, all I can tell you is that BIG pharma got a lot worse since then

Posted by: runner at September 03, 2026 10:07 AM (g47mK)

496 Yikes

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 03, 2026 10:07 AM (7zn4w)

497
Did we have these Art shortages under Obama? No, greedy billionaires are hoarding all the art and keeping it for themselves.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 03, 2026 10:08 AM (eRlcH)

498 492
We have run out of Art.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 03, 2026 10:06 AM (eRlcH)

Thanks for the earworm.

https://youtu.be/JWdZEumNRmI

That's sarcasm.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 03, 2026 10:08 AM (Y/06r)

499 Tonypete, that is such a sad story. I'm glad you and your kids missed getting killed.

Posted by: Bulg at September 03, 2026 10:05 AM (77rzZ)
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I shouldn't have laughed but, Bulg, that came off as crazy funny.

Tony Pete, I hope many good things come your way and that what happened turns into a blip in the past and no more.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 03, 2026 10:08 AM (1o8D5)

500 That is a horrible song.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 03, 2026 10:08 AM (Y/06r)

501 Record 89% Of Americans Say Government Corruption Widespread

Imagine that!

Posted by: SMOD at September 03, 2026 10:08 AM (RHGPo)

502 No art?

Posted by: ??? at September 03, 2026 10:09 AM (NvLYs)

503 Gloria Steinem, feminist writer and activist, dead at 92.

Posted by: SMOD at September 03, 2026 10:09 AM (RHGPo)

504 Now I am starting to worry about CBD.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 03, 2026 10:09 AM (Y/06r)

505 89% Of Americans Say Government Corruption Widespread

That's outrageous! How can 11% of Americans be that oblivious?

Posted by: NR Pax at September 03, 2026 10:09 AM (svLOV)

506 490 Might be one of those FWPs delaying CBD. We give him helpful advice to burn his house down nearly every week, but he is stubborn.
Posted by: Wrecking Ball at September 03, 2026 10:06 AM


Probably those damn doorknob escutcheons again.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 03, 2026 10:09 AM (2Ez/1)

507 25. He was born a little over two months after 9/11.
Posted by: Bulg at September 03, 2026 10:02 AM (77rzZ)

Our sons are close in age. Mine was born a few months before 9/11

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 03, 2026 10:09 AM (n7Rsm)

508 Everyone see that Cenk sank?

https://tinyurl.com/3xdh6exa

Does that qualify as art?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 03, 2026 10:10 AM (1o8D5)

509 Has it ever occurred to anybody that "The Prophet" may just look like "an old Jewish man" ?

The old comic "Muhammad: Believe it or Else!" illustrated him based on the hadith. White guy with highlights of red hair. Probably looked like Ron Weasley.

Posted by: 88C+u at September 03, 2026 10:10 AM (88C+u)

510 This is like the start of a zombie movie, when the group begins to notice things going amiss . . .

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 03, 2026 10:10 AM (wVcYX)

511 I mean, we could draw stuff and someone with keys to the joint could throw it up...

...phrasing...

...or not, given my art skills.

Posted by: Brother Tim is tired at September 03, 2026 10:10 AM (OUMaO)

512 503 Gloria Steinem, feminist writer and activist, dead at 92.
Posted by: SMOD at September 03, 2026 10:09 AM (RHGPo)

You forgot to add "first!".

Posted by: 88C+u at September 03, 2026 10:10 AM (88C+u)

513 Maybe some Soroyama Hajime art will hold the Horde over

https://tinyurl.com/c7wytyks

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 03, 2026 10:11 AM (2GVsD)

514 You can draw a straight line between Steinem and that cvnt who killed her kids.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 03, 2026 10:11 AM (NvLYs)

515 Overstepping the Marx: Hakeem Jeffries Lashes Out at Democrats Who Voted to Condemn Socialism

... they must show homage to their new Overlords

Posted by: SMOD at September 03, 2026 10:11 AM (RHGPo)

516 Something is amiss.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 03, 2026 10:11 AM (7zn4w)

517 Never has so little art done so much to create additional MR comments…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 03, 2026 10:11 AM (n7Rsm)

518 Art took the day off.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 03, 2026 10:11 AM (PbWRL)

519
Steinem was the Krupskaya of the feminist movement. Completely and utterly out of touch with the current régime, but too prominent to dispose of.

She died just as feminism was approaching peak lunacy.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 03, 2026 10:11 AM (eRlcH)

520 Finally, the truth will be told.

El-Sayed Joining Panel of 9/11 Conspiracy Theorists at Islamic Convention Mere Days Before 9/11 Anniversary

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 03, 2026 10:12 AM (ndZc7)

521 I shouldn't have laughed but, Bulg, that came off as crazy funny.

Tony Pete, I hope many good things come your way and that what happened turns into a blip in the past and no more.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey

Truth be told, it gave me a chuckle also. We're all good now. The kids have grown into fine young men with great jobs and families of their own. One sad thing is they have pushed the memory of birth Mom out of their histories. Dear Wife is their Mom now.

Life is complicated, isn't it?

Posted by: Tonypete at September 03, 2026 10:12 AM (HaopY)

522 Ace is taking a 4 day weekend. CBD is taking 5.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 03, 2026 10:12 AM (ccf/V)

523 518 Art took the day off.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 03, 2026 10:11 AM (PbWRL)

Moose out front shoulda told ya...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 03, 2026 10:12 AM (Y/06r)

524 Or the Horde could click on my nic to see what I got Tensor to generate.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 03, 2026 10:12 AM (2GVsD)

525 'Morning, all. Thanks, J.J. Stay safe. 🙏

The Dems have certainly hitched their wagons to El-Sayed. His leadership is valued. Huh?

Did you know that following his 2018 gubernatorial run, he "integrated into mainstream party infrastructure, serving on the "Biden-Sanders Unity Task Force" to shape national healthcare policy?" Oh, yes, he did!

Following the 2020 Democratic presidential primary (in which Bloomberg saved Biden), Joe & Bernie decided to bridge a massive ideological divide & unite the party before the general election with six joint "Unity Task Forces." (Must reads.)

Sander appointed El-Sayed as one of 8 members of the healthcare task force, which also included Rep Jayapal, (former) Surgeon General Vivek Murthy, and Sens. Tammy Baldwin. The Biden side's explanation was by El-Sayed actively chose to work within the traditional party framework, negotiating with Biden's team to help write a 110-page policy recommendation report.

3 of 10 healthcare recommendations were fully or partially adopted into law:

>Eliminating Subsidy Caps (Adopted): Passed via the American Rescue Plan and extended through the Inflation..

Continued -

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 03, 2026 10:12 AM (NFX2v)

526 Reduction Act.

>Testing and Distribution Infrastructure (Adopted): Fully funded during the height of the pandemic, ensuring nationwide free COVID-19 testing, contact tracing infrastructure, and federally guaranteed free vaccines.

>COBRA Premium Subsidies (Adopted/Temporary): The American Rescue Plan temporarily provided a 100% federal subsidy for COBRA premiums to help workers who lost their jobs during the pandemic retain their employer-sponsored health insurance.

In late 2022, El-Sayed was appointed Dir. of Wayne County Dept. of Health, Human & Veterans Services. Public health of 1.8 million residents in MI.

His accomplishments were leveraging county resources to engineer a program that erased up to $700 million in medical debt for roughly 300,000 residents.

Building a comprehensive, countywide air qualify monitoring network in the name of Environmental Justice, and "tackling the addiction epidemic" by deploying 100 Narcan vending machines countywide to prevent overdose deaths.

And then he left abruptly for the Senate race.

Dems just can't get over him as a "former Rhodes Scholar, epidemiologist, and previous director of the Detroit Health Department."

Cont'd

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 03, 2026 10:12 AM (NFX2v)

527 El-Sayed holds a medical degree (MD) from Columbia University & a doctorate in public health from Oxford.

According to Fox News Digital, critics note that “he never held a medical license, never did his residency, never passed his boards, and never practiced medicine independently.” It's true. El-Sayed graduated from Columbia University College of Physicians and Surgeons with a Doctor of Medicine (MD). Because he has an MD, he can legally use the academic title "Doctor." He then chose an academic & administrative path & earned a PhD in public health. He went on to work as a public health professor at Columbia, and later directed the Detroit Health Department, so he was an Epidemiologist.

However, under MI (and other states') state laws, the specific title "physician" is legally restricted to individuals who hold an active state license to practice medicine. Because El-Sayed's actual patient care was limited to a four-week clinical rotation back when he was a medical student, his usage of that title is politically misleading.

He knows, they know. Abdul El-Sayed's wife, Dr. Sarah Jukaku, is an actual practicing physician and board-certified psychiatrist in MI.

Cont'd -

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 03, 2026 10:12 AM (NFX2v)

528 Something is amiss a Ms.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 03, 2026 10:11 AM (7zn4w)
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Corrected in memory of Gloria Steinem.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 03, 2026 10:12 AM (1o8D5)

529 He's a deceptive individual.

Abdul El-Sayed's strategic invocation of "right to try" during his Fox News interview with Jesse Watters served a dual political purpose: reframing the debate using a conservative-friendly concept and deflecting an otherwise difficult culture-war question.

When Watters pressed him on whether he supported gender-affirming surgeries for minors, El-Sayed deliberately chose not to answer with standard progressive talking points. By citing "right to try," El-Sayed targeted a core conservative & libertarian value: anti-statism (the belief that federal bureaucracy and the government should stay out of personal health choices). His goal was to flip the script on Fox News viewers by framing medical decisions not as a culture-war issue, but as a matter of personal freedom and parental rights against government overreach.

He was intentionally misleading. Federal Right to Try legislation is specifically restricted to terminally ill adults & children seeking unapproved, experimental medications.

It was signed into law by President Trump in May 2018, with a 9-year-old boy, Jordan McLinn (who had Duchenne muscular dystrophy), standing nearby.

Good day 🤗

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 03, 2026 10:12 AM (NFX2v)

530 89% Of Americans Say Government Corruption Widespread

That's outrageous! How can 11% of Americans be that oblivious?


11% is how wide the government corruption has spread.

Posted by: t-bird at September 03, 2026 10:12 AM (pqVDs)

531 🚨 BREAKING: The suspected mass shooter accused of shooting eight people, killing two, in Minneapolis has been identified as Carlton Johnson II.

Johnson had previously been arrested in cases involving drugs and domestic disputes.

🚨 UPDATE: The Minneapolis mass shooter has reportedly been identified as Carlton Johnson II, who had a HISTORY of vioIent tendencies

Maybe the woke DA should spend more time prosecuting CRIMINALS rather than harassing ICE agents.

Posted by: SMOD at September 03, 2026 10:13 AM (RHGPo)

532 518 Art took the day off.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 03, 2026 10:11 AM (PbWRL)

Moose out front shoulda told ya...
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 03, 2026 10:12 AM (Y/06r)
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That was a moose? Looked more like a naked fat man on an ottoman...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 03, 2026 10:13 AM (FZ29D)

533 >That's outrageous! How can 11% of Americans be that oblivious?

Posted by: NR Pax
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they're on the take

Posted by: Don Black at September 03, 2026 10:13 AM (ZxPkt)

534 Our sons are close in age. Mine was born a few months before 9/11
Posted by: LinusVanPelt

I liked to say at the time that my wife and I were doing the last thing that Osama bin Laden wanted -- bringing another American into the world.

Posted by: Bulg at September 03, 2026 10:13 AM (77rzZ)

535 The lack of art is art in of itself.

Posted by: fd at September 03, 2026 10:13 AM (MWfyi)

536 524 Or the Horde could click on my nic to see what I got Tensor to generate.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 03, 2026 10:12 AM (2GVsD)

Pic #3 (bikini, sans cat ears) is nice.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 03, 2026 10:13 AM (Y/06r)

537 She was seeing four different doctors. None of them knew about each other.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 03, 2026 09:40 AM (S+dwn)


This. Even Shoe (who hates big pharma) was saying something along the lines of, if you are mixing bleach and ammonia, you don't get to sue the bleach company for what happens.

Posted by: RESPECT THE CHEMISTRY. at September 03, 2026 10:13 AM (88C+u)

538 Black man outraged over being evicted commences a shooting spree, so OF COURSE the @NYTimes has to bring up unrelated ICE activity from early this year.

Posted by: SMOD at September 03, 2026 10:14 AM (RHGPo)

539 533 >That's outrageous! How can 11% of Americans be that oblivious?

Posted by: NR Pax
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they're on the take
Posted by: Don Black at September 03, 2026 10:13 AM (ZxPkt)

Yeah, they're the Government.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 03, 2026 10:14 AM (Y/06r)

540
The lack of art is art in of itself.
Posted by: fd at September 03, 2026 10:13 AM (MWfyi)

_________

It's the "4:33" of the visual arts.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 03, 2026 10:14 AM (eRlcH)

541 Posted by: rickb223

I can guarantee that there was not a mere 1000 yards of separation between commercial aircraft landing at DFW. I'm quite certain that parallel runways were being utilized and what you were seeing were aircraft lined up for their assigned runways.

Posted by: one hour sober at September 03, 2026 10:14 AM (J4Dwc)

542 woman in Prairie Village, Ks (burb of KC) burned her two kids up by setting the house on fire.
She was a pediatrician.

Posted by: MkY at September 03, 2026 10:15 AM (q6tQZ)

543 Insert "and" there.

Posted by: fd at September 03, 2026 10:15 AM (MWfyi)

544 Henceforth to be attainted, stripped of all privileges and titles, and known as "Carlton Johnson the Deuce".

Posted by: 88C+u at September 03, 2026 10:15 AM (88C+u)

545 518 Art took the day off.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 03, 2026 10:11 AM (PbWRL)


Art may be late because CBD keeps trying to down-size a bazillion MB stiched-together photo of the complete Bayeux Tapestry to fit the site's image size limit. He'll never succeed

Posted by: Gref at September 03, 2026 10:15 AM (5rh/l)

546 The lack of art is art in of itself.
Posted by: fd at September 03, 2026 10:13 AM (MWfyi)
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Mind! BLOWN!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 03, 2026 10:15 AM (FZ29D)

547 The American Rescue Plan temporarily provided a 100% federal subsidy for COBRA premiums

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IIRC a “judge” issued a decree that the word temporary really means permanent. Those subsidies still exist today.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 03, 2026 10:15 AM (NvLYs)

548 This. Even Shoe (who hates big pharma) was saying something along the lines of, if you are mixing bleach and ammonia, you don't get to sue the bleach company for what happens.
Posted by: RESPECT THE CHEMISTRY. at September 03, 2026 10:13 AM (88C+u)

It WILL clear your sinuses...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 03, 2026 10:15 AM (Y/06r)

549 This is like the start of a zombie movie, when the group begins to notice things going amiss . . .
Posted by: Count de Monet


Quick! Let's hide behind the running chainsaws!

Posted by: rickb223 at September 03, 2026 10:15 AM (S+dwn)

550
Know what will help women cope? A vast government program giving them free stuff.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 03, 2026 10:16 AM (eRlcH)

551 The lack of art is art in of itself.
Posted by: fd at September 03, 2026 10:13 AM (MWfyi)



*fistbump*

Posted by: Zombie Neil Peart at September 03, 2026 10:16 AM (ccf/V)

552 One sad thing is they have pushed the memory of birth Mom out of their histories. Dear Wife is their Mom now.

Life is complicated, isn't it?

Posted by: Tonypete at September 03, 2026 10:12 AM (HaopY)
-

I view that as a good thing. It's far from always that a step parent is view and treated by step children as a parent.

We are fortunate to have that great relationship with 2 cute, little step grand daughters. It makes us so happy, let alone our daughter, their step mother.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 03, 2026 10:16 AM (1o8D5)

553 Zen and the Art of No Art.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 03, 2026 10:16 AM (wVcYX)

554 UN Says Global Warming Cannot Be Stopped — Still Wants $1.3 Trillion Per Year

-
Hey! I can not stop it for half that!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 03, 2026 10:16 AM (ndZc7)

555 You're soaking in it.

Posted by: Madge at September 03, 2026 10:16 AM (2Ez/1)

556 Here's your art:

OO

Use your imagination.

Posted by: fd at September 03, 2026 10:17 AM (MWfyi)

557 531 🚨 BREAKING: The suspected mass shooter accused of shooting eight people, killing two, in Minneapolis has been identified as Carlton Johnson II.

Johnson had previously been arrested in cases involving drugs and domestic disputes.

🚨 UPDATE: The Minneapolis mass shooter has reportedly been identified as Carlton Johnson II, who had a HISTORY of vioIent tendencies

Maybe the woke DA should spend more time prosecuting CRIMINALS rather than harassing ICE agents.

Posted by: SMOD at September 03, 2026 10:13 AM (RHGPo)


SMOD you are fined 10 credits for bad-think.

Posted by: AI Overlord of San Angeles at September 03, 2026 10:18 AM (5rh/l)

558 There is no art.

- That little kid from The Matrix

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 03, 2026 10:18 AM (9Q+nP)

559 Aetius

It was playing with that prompt and the fox ears that the LLM broke and started flagging 80% of any prompt, even ones it generated, as against policy.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 03, 2026 10:18 AM (2GVsD)

560 This. Even Shoe (who hates big pharma) was saying something along the lines of, if you are mixing bleach and ammonia, you don't get to sue the bleach company for what happens.
Posted by: RESPECT THE CHEMISTRY

It WILL clear your sinuses...
Posted by: Aetius451AD


Ask me how I know.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 03, 2026 10:18 AM (S+dwn)

561 The lack of art is art in of itself.

Posted by: fd at September 03, 2026 10:13 AM (MWfyi
-

So this is a Tate Gallery thread now?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 03, 2026 10:18 AM (1o8D5)

562 >>FIRST ON FOX: ‘No Kings’ protest network behind fight against AI data centers and Flock cameras

>>Pro-China communist groups funded by tech tycoon Neville Roy Singham expand protests against data centers to Flock cameras

https://tinyurl.com/k992m84z

Posted by: JackStraw at September 03, 2026 10:19 AM (viF8m)

563 So this is a Tate Gallery thread now?

The Muslims have burned it down?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 03, 2026 10:19 AM (2GVsD)

564 Ask me how I know.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 03, 2026 10:18 AM (S+dwn)
-

Smelling salts?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 03, 2026 10:19 AM (1o8D5)

565 Maybe the art is in ourselves.

Posted by: Don Black at September 03, 2026 10:19 AM (ZxPkt)

566 woman in Prairie Village, Ks (burb of KC) burned her two kids up by setting the house on fire.
She was a pediatrician.
Posted by: MkY at September 03, 2026 10:15 AM (q6tQZ)

I’m pretty sure that nasty piece of work in Texas who was torturing her ex-husband (and son) by cutting off sons dingaling was.. yeah, a doctor of some sort

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 03, 2026 10:19 AM (n7Rsm)

567 The lack of art is art in of itself.

Posted by: fd at September 03, 2026 10:13 AM (MWfyi

It's a Rothko!

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 03, 2026 10:19 AM (wVcYX)

568 It was playing with that prompt and the fox ears that the LLM broke and started flagging 80% of any prompt, even ones it generated, as against policy.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 03, 2026 10:18 AM (2GVsD)

lol.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 03, 2026 10:19 AM (Y/06r)

569
I was surprised to see 3 vote Talarico signs in our general neighborhood yesterday.

Not that we don't have libtards living in the are, but-

even if I were the most Democratiest Democrat of all time, I couldn't vote for that weirdo.

On the "But, of course" side of things they all had, "In this house, we believe..." signs also to certify their retardation.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 03, 2026 10:19 AM (iJfKG)

570 🚨 UPDATE: The Minneapolis mass shooter has reportedly been identified as Carlton Johnson II, who had a HISTORY of vioIent tendencies

You know how you acheive a history of violent tendencies? You get repeatedly released.

Posted by: t-bird at September 03, 2026 10:20 AM (pqVDs)

571 You could tape a banana to your screen.

Posted by: fd at September 03, 2026 10:20 AM (MWfyi)

572 So this is a Tate Gallery thread now?

The Muslims have burned it down?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 03, 2026 10:19 AM (2GVsD)
-

I suppose you have to give credit where credit is due.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 03, 2026 10:20 AM (1o8D5)

573 This. Even Shoe (who hates big pharma) was saying something along the lines of, if you are mixing bleach and ammonia, you don't get to sue the bleach company for what happens.
Posted by: RESPECT THE CHEMISTRY



I did this at my first grocery store job cleaning a spill.

Oops......

Posted by: Zombie Neil Peart at September 03, 2026 10:20 AM (ccf/V)

574 Oh Lord it's hard to be humble,
When you're perfect in every way,
I can't wait to look in the mirror,
Cause I get better looking each day
To know me is to love me
I must be a hell of a man
Oh lord it's hard to be humble
But I'm doing the best that I can!

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 03, 2026 10:20 AM (3cUTc)

575 Damn. I'm on the phone, so I'll blame the distraction.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 03, 2026 10:20 AM (ccf/V)

576 Carlton Banks > Carlton Johnson

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 03, 2026 10:21 AM (7zn4w)

577 If CBD is out of action, who will open a new thread when this one exceeds a thousand comments?! Ace is still asleep!

Posted by: Gref at September 03, 2026 10:21 AM (5rh/l)

578 Maybe the art is in ourselves.
Posted by: Don Black at September 03, 2026 10:19 AM (ZxPkt)

I think, therefore I’m Art (Vandelet)…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 03, 2026 10:21 AM (n7Rsm)

579 CBD is back in France. Today he posted art by Marcel Marceau. Some of you just can't see it.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 03, 2026 10:22 AM (viF8m)

580 You could tape a banana to your screen.

Posted by: fd at September 03, 2026 10:20 AM (MWfyi)
-

/slaps a gob of peanut butter on banana for good measure

To paraphrase Groucho Marx: "... but I can't see the screen."

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 03, 2026 10:22 AM (1o8D5)

581 >>>UPDATE: The Minneapolis mass shooter has reportedly been identified as Carlton Johnson II, who had a HISTORY of vioIent tendencies

It's the guns, obviously.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon, Turnming Japanese at September 03, 2026 10:22 AM (dK+Kv)

582 "Maybe the art is in ourselves.
Posted by: Don Black "

I know the fart is.

Posted by: fd at September 03, 2026 10:22 AM (MWfyi)

583 565 Maybe the art is in ourselves.
Posted by: Don Black at September 03, 2026 10:19 AM (ZxPkt)

Maybe it's the friends we made along the way.

https://tinyurl.com/2s4p6883

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 03, 2026 10:22 AM (Y/06r)

584 Carlton your doorman > all other Carltons

Posted by: Bulg at September 03, 2026 10:23 AM (77rzZ)

585 A district court “judge” ruled that possession of child porn is cool if it’s made by AI.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 03, 2026 10:23 AM (NvLYs)

586 Mimes should be executed on sight.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 03, 2026 10:23 AM (7zn4w)

587 Carlton Banks > Carlton Johnson
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 03, 2026 10:21 AM (7zn4w)

Carlton the Doorman > Carlton Banks > Carlton Johnson II

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 03, 2026 10:23 AM (wVcYX)

588 You could tape a banana to your screen.

Posted by: fd at September 03, 2026 10:20 AM (MWfyi)

What about the banana in the tailpipe trick?

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 03, 2026 10:23 AM (n7Rsm)

589 CBD is back in France. Today he posted art by Marcel Marceau. Some of you just can't see it.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 03, 2026 10:22 AM (viF8m)
-

I heard that CBD left France for the Straits of Hormuz, which have again been mimed.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 03, 2026 10:23 AM (1o8D5)

590 Mimes should be executed on sight.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 03, 2026 10:23 AM (7zn4w)
-

Sounds right.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 03, 2026 10:24 AM (1o8D5)

591 I know the fart is.
Posted by: fd

If you have to fart, fart! You'll feel much better!
-- Mao

Posted by: Bulg at September 03, 2026 10:24 AM (77rzZ)

592 Maybe the art is in ourselves.
Posted by: Don Black at September 03, 2026 10:19 AM


The most important part isn't the Art Thread, but the friends we made along the way.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 03, 2026 10:24 AM (9Q+nP)

593 "What about the banana in the tailpipe trick?
Posted by: LinusVanPelt"

I am curious yellow.

Posted by: Pawl at September 03, 2026 10:24 AM (MWfyi)

594 This. Even Shoe (who hates big pharma) was saying something along the lines of, if you are mixing bleach and ammonia, you don't get to sue the bleach company for what happens.
Posted by: RESPECT THE CHEMISTRY



I did this at my first grocery store job cleaning a spill.

Oops......
Posted by: Zombie Neil Peart at September 03, 2026 10:20 AM (ccf/V)

One of my earlier jobs had me occasionally cleaning rest rooms. When the bleach hit the urinal cake and started smoking I figured something wasn't right. The man in the stall who started choking wasn't happy at all, he had to bail without wiping.

oops

Posted by: OneEyedJack at September 03, 2026 10:24 AM (zafwz)

595 Carl Carlton > Everlasting parole

Posted by: Rex B at September 03, 2026 10:24 AM (R0XxO)

596 If you don’t vote you’re voting none of the above.

If you don’t post art you’re showing disgust with the art world.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 03, 2026 10:24 AM (NvLYs)

597 A district court “judge” ruled that possession of child porn is cool if it’s made by AI.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez


Contents of hard drive get leaked in 3...2...1...

Posted by: Brother Tim is tired at September 03, 2026 10:25 AM (OUMaO)

598 Posted by: Bulg at September 03, 2026 10:23 AM (77rzZ)

You're quicker on the draw! +1

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 03, 2026 10:25 AM (wVcYX)

599 >>Mimes should be executed on sight.

If only they could be seen.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 03, 2026 10:25 AM (viF8m)

600 A district court “judge” ruled that possession of child porn is cool if it’s made by AI.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 03, 2026 10:23 AM (NvLYs)
-

NO CHILDREN WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS PEDO PORN.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 03, 2026 10:25 AM (1o8D5)

601 The scumbags are still with us.

Repairs Begin After Dolly Parton’s Hollywood Walk of Fame Star Is Vandalized

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 03, 2026 10:25 AM (ndZc7)

602 Maybe CBD ran out of maple syrup or something?

Posted by: dantesed at September 03, 2026 10:25 AM (Oy/m2)

603 The most important part isn't the Art Thread, but the friends we made along the way.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 03, 2026 10:24 AM (9Q+nP)

Moron.
The most important part is the sniper, and the boobs.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at September 03, 2026 10:25 AM (zafwz)

604 InteractivePolls

@IAPolls2022
📊 2026 Generic Congressional Ballot among LIKELY Voters

🟥 Republicans: 51% [+2]
🟦 Democrats: 49% [-2]

Harvard/Harris | 8/28-30

Posted by: SMOD at September 03, 2026 10:25 AM (RHGPo)

605 [600 Comment Rule]

Posted by: ... at September 03, 2026 10:26 AM (PFPLb)

606 Smelling salts?
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey


Toilet bowl. Cleaning the bathroom.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 03, 2026 10:26 AM (S+dwn)

607 Seriously, I hope CBD's OK and this is just one of our periodic post scheduling SNAFUs.

Posted by: Brother Tim is tired at September 03, 2026 10:26 AM (OUMaO)

608 Repairs Begin After Dolly Parton’s Hollywood Walk of Fame Star Is Vandalized
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Dolly's star? Really?????

Posted by: Bulg at September 03, 2026 10:27 AM (77rzZ)

609 Imagine that: a service that wants your money suddenly feels the need to make it easier for you to buy.

Hundreds of colleges are sending prospective students letters of admission—without even requiring an application wsj.com

Posted by: SMOD at September 03, 2026 10:27 AM (RHGPo)

610
Dolly's star? Really?????

Posted by: Bulg at September 03, 2026 10:27 AM (77rzZ)



errybody's an asshoe.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 03, 2026 10:27 AM (ccf/V)

611 Black man outraged over being evicted commences a shooting spree, so OF COURSE the @NYTimes has to bring up unrelated ICE activity from early this year.
Posted by: SMOD at September 03, 2026 10:14 AM (RHGPo)

Open up Robinson, I know your in there!

Posted by: Old White Landlord at September 03, 2026 10:28 AM (xFvo2)

612 Posted by: rickb223 at September 03, 2026 10:26 AM (S+dwn)
-

In my teens, I worked for a short time in NJ's "Cancer Alley." One day a chlorine tank ruptured a mile or 2 away.

Breathing was awful. We drove away as fast as we could.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 03, 2026 10:28 AM (1o8D5)

613 Repairs Begin After Dolly Parton’s Hollywood Walk of Fame Star Is Vandalized
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Dolly's star? Really?????

Posted by: Bulg


It was already scheduled to have some restoration work done, but yeah, someone actually scratched it up. Pathetic.

Posted by: Brother Tim is tired at September 03, 2026 10:28 AM (OUMaO)

614 Can someone check on CBD?

Posted by: Bulg at September 03, 2026 10:28 AM (77rzZ)

615 Instead part of a substack piece that claimed Dolly was a Satan worshipper.

Earth needs an enema.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 03, 2026 10:28 AM (7zn4w)

616 Art is dead. Long live AI!

Posted by: A. Clanker at September 03, 2026 10:28 AM (MWfyi)

617 Did somebody here report a missing Art Thread?

Posted by: Sgt. Joe Friday at September 03, 2026 10:28 AM (4Je4D)

618 Apparently Driscoll went behind Hegseth's back to Trump :

"Just days before resigning, Driscoll went to Trump directly to warn him that Hegseth’s purge of senior officers was weakening the Army as the Iran war placed mounting demands on the force, according to the Atlantic."

Asshoe.

Posted by: runner at September 03, 2026 10:29 AM (g47mK)

619 No Ottoman, boring still life, Vulgar Boatmen, blurry Impressionism, I'd say I'm happier this way.

Posted by: Art Cretin at September 03, 2026 10:29 AM (Fn+3X)

620 Repairs Begin After Dolly Parton’s Hollywood Walk of Fame Star Is Vandalized
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Dolly's star? Really?????

Posted by: Bulg at September 03, 2026 10:27 AM (77rzZ)

Tell me they substituted for the shoe impression. Lie if you must.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 03, 2026 10:29 AM (wVcYX)

621 A data center developer who was turned away by the Hazle Township PA supervisors and a county judge is appealing directly to residents – and their wallets.

The developer of Project Hazelnut is offering $10,000 to every “eligible” household in Hazle Township. Residents would get paid when Hazelnut gets a certificate of occupancy for its first data center building, which could happen by late 2027.

Posted by: SMOD at September 03, 2026 10:29 AM (RHGPo)

622 someone actually scratched it up. Pathetic.

Posted by: Brother Tim is tired at September 03, 2026 10:28 AM (OUMaO)

We may never know the motive.

Posted by: ... at September 03, 2026 10:29 AM (PFPLb)

623 Mornin', Horde. CBD said on last week's podcast that he would be on vacation for a couple of weeks. Likely why the Art isn't up today.

Posted by: Nazdar at September 03, 2026 10:30 AM (NcvvS)

624 CBD is a sensitive fellow, and the comments some of you have made (and you know who you are) may have finally broken him.

Let us hope not.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 03, 2026 10:30 AM (0sNs1)

625
I never saw Thatcher's speech to those Conservative Party tossers in print til recently.

I had always heard "the lane is not for turning."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 03, 2026 10:30 AM (BI5O2)

626 No no no data center bad.
You no build.
Bad bad bad
- Chinese bots

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 03, 2026 10:30 AM (NvLYs)

627 Can someone check on CBD?
Posted by: Bulg at September 03, 2026 10:28 AM (77rzZ)


*pokes CBD with a stick*

He seems okay.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 03, 2026 10:30 AM (4Je4D)

628 In my teens, I worked for a short time in NJ's "Cancer Alley." One day a chlorine tank ruptured a mile or 2 away.

Breathing was awful. We drove away as fast as we could.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey,


Worked once in a warehouse with a refrigerated section. The main offices were situated just below the anhydrous ammonia tanks.

There was a leak one day. The poorly developed evacuation plan routed all the warehouse people straight through it...and some office people, who were RIGHT UNDER IT, went to the hospital. No fatalities, but this wasn't long after 9/11, so.

Posted by: Brother Tim is tired at September 03, 2026 10:30 AM (OUMaO)

629 he developer of Project Hazelnut is offering $10,000 to every “eligible” household in Hazle Township. Residents would get paid when Hazelnut gets a certificate of occupancy for its first data center building, which could happen by late 2027.

Posted by: SMOD at September 03, 2026 10:29 AM (RHGPo)

Is that figure in dollars or danegeld

Posted by: ... at September 03, 2026 10:31 AM (PFPLb)

630 617 Did somebody here report a missing Art Thread?
Posted by: Sgt. Joe Friday at September 03, 2026 10:28 AM


No, but there's a traffic jam in Harlem.
And Brooklyn's broken out in fights.

Posted by: Car 54 at September 03, 2026 10:31 AM (2Ez/1)

631 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Am I in the right place?
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 03, 2026 10:31 AM (2WIwB)

632 Mornin', Horde. CBD said on last week's podcast that he would be on vacation for a couple of weeks. Likely why the Art isn't up today.
Posted by: Nazdar

Well, I guess it's the Vibrant Hot Air Art Thread for a couple of weeks, then.

Posted by: Bulg at September 03, 2026 10:31 AM (77rzZ)

633 Tell me they substituted for the shoe impression. Lie if you must.
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 03, 2026 10:29 AM


You mean like the "most rewatched" scene in this video?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-ALnM-R5C8

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 03, 2026 10:32 AM (0sNs1)

634 Fumes from mixing cleaners can take you out!

Posted by: Ty-D-Bol Man at September 03, 2026 10:32 AM (wVcYX)

635 Mornin', Horde. CBD said on last week's podcast that he would be on vacation for a couple of weeks. Likely why the Art isn't up today.
Posted by: Nazda

That's no excuse. He managed to get a thread up that's 3 days. We demand our art. LOL

Posted by: Tuna at September 03, 2026 10:32 AM (lJ0H4)

636 Mornin', Horde. CBD said on last week's podcast that he would be on vacation for a couple of weeks. Likely why the Art isn't up today.
Posted by: Nazdar

Well, I guess it's the Vibrant Hot Air Art Thread for a couple of weeks, then.

Posted by: Bulg at September 03, 2026 10:31 AM (77rzZ)

And Ace is on holiday road. This is real hair on fire time, people.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon, Turnming Japanese at September 03, 2026 10:33 AM (dK+Kv)

637 I wonder if CBD's gonna miss posting the rant, too.

Posted by: Bulg at September 03, 2026 10:33 AM (77rzZ)

638 My first drafting job had me often in the basement of my firm running blueline copies, which used ammonia. It was not very much fun, and I had to go outside periodically to clear my head.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 03, 2026 10:34 AM (PSEDc)

639 "Sire! Sire! The Horde is revolting!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 03, 2026 10:34 AM (2GVsD)

640 Maybe 'puter problems.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 03, 2026 10:35 AM (7zn4w)

641 >>I wonder if CBD's gonna miss posting the rant, too.

Think Doof will have it today?

Posted by: Nazdar at September 03, 2026 10:35 AM (NcvvS)

642 Let us hope not.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

We will keep sniping at thee, Sir.

Posted by: Penguin Anti-Defamation Alliance at September 03, 2026 10:36 AM (Fn+3X)

643
OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD!!!

(steps outside room, discovers an outside world)

Posted by: Auspex at September 03, 2026 10:36 AM (Y8DZL)

644 Sire! Sire! The Horde is revolting!"
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 03, 2026 10:34 AM (2GVsD)

You're telling me!
They stink on ice!

Posted by: Midget King at September 03, 2026 10:36 AM (zafwz)

645 And Ace is on holiday road. This is real hair on fire time, people.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon, Turnming Japanese at September 03, 2026 10:33 AM (dK+Kv)

Oh no it's gonna be like that Uruguayan team in the Andes

Posted by: ... at September 03, 2026 10:36 AM (PFPLb)

646 >>"Sire! Sire! The Horde is revolting!"

'Yeah, they stink on ice'

Posted by: Obligatory at September 03, 2026 10:36 AM (NcvvS)

647 You mean like the "most rewatched" scene in this video?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-ALnM-R5C8
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 03, 2026 10:32 AM


Never not funny.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 03, 2026 10:36 AM (9Q+nP)

648 You mean like the "most rewatched" scene in this video?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-ALnM-R5C8
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 03, 2026 10:32 AM (0sNs1)

Yeppers

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 03, 2026 10:37 AM (wVcYX)

649 The blond in the green bikini is my new imaginary girlfriend. Thanks, Anna Puma

Posted by: Buck at September 03, 2026 10:37 AM (z6ONu)

650 Agggh we can't do the thing we usually do, on a different thread. Aaaggghhh

Posted by: ... at September 03, 2026 10:37 AM (PFPLb)

651 We always end up talking about whatever we want to talk about. Nobody actually reads the content.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 03, 2026 10:37 AM (viF8m)

652 >>644 Horde mind...

Posted by: Nazdar at September 03, 2026 10:37 AM (NcvvS)

653 Maybe ace could fill in.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 03, 2026 10:37 AM (PbWRL)

654 My first drafting job had me often in the basement of my firm running blueline copies, which used ammonia. It was not very much fun, and I had to go outside periodically to clear my head.
Posted by: Pug Mahon

Mmmmm...Mimiograph smell.

Posted by: Bulg at September 03, 2026 10:38 AM (77rzZ)

655 So who's going to the MoMe?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 03, 2026 10:38 AM (2Ez/1)

656 Just got here. What giveth??

Posted by: tubal at September 03, 2026 10:38 AM (Gqar8)

657 Summer went fast. I’m starting to see yellow leaves on trees already.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 03, 2026 10:38 AM (NvLYs)

658 My wife's dragging me to Walmart. It will be an interesting hour of people watching.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 03, 2026 10:38 AM (2Cry5)

659 >Mmmmm...Mimiograph smell.

Posted by: Bulg at September 03, 2026 10:38 AM (77rzZ)

Tell me you're over 29 without telling me you're over 29.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at September 03, 2026 10:38 AM (cJ8nD)

660 So that's the plan.

https://tinyurl.com/3hh3xx8d

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 03, 2026 10:38 AM (ndZc7)

661 Summer went fast. I’m starting to see yellow leaves on trees already.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez

They're actually starting to fall here in NoVa.

Posted by: Bulg at September 03, 2026 10:39 AM (77rzZ)

662 Well, here's a painting . I think we may have had it before on the art thread. It's a Mary Cassatt painting of a young woman sewing and her little girl:

https://tinyurl.com/yzh44rpy

I hope this works. I thought of Mary Cassatt today because it is the first day of school here in NJ and school bus driver spouse said people were taking photos of little kids going onto the school bus for the first time.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 03, 2026 10:39 AM (xSAlF)

663 What did you people do!!??!!

Posted by: tubal at September 03, 2026 10:39 AM (Gqar8)

664 Oh no it's gonna be like that Uruguayan team in the Andes

Posted by: ... at September 03, 2026 10:36 AM (PFPLb)

Dibs on the dark meat.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon, Turnming Japanese at September 03, 2026 10:39 AM (dK+Kv)

665 Keep scrolling Buck, you may collect an imaginary harem.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 03, 2026 10:39 AM (2GVsD)

666 AVENGE ME 👿

Posted by: The Hag at September 03, 2026 10:40 AM (PFPLb)

667 Summer went fast. I’m starting to see yellow leaves on trees already.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez


I've had leaves falling for two weeks. But our is because no rain for over a month.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 03, 2026 10:40 AM (S+dwn)

668 What did you people do!!??!!
Posted by: tubal at September 03, 2026 10:39 AM (Gqar

Nothing. It was like this when I got here.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 03, 2026 10:40 AM (wVcYX)

669 The Art Thread has a chalk outline.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 03, 2026 10:41 AM (2GVsD)

670 So that's the plan.

https://tinyurl.com/3hh3xx8d
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 03, 2026 10:38 AM (ndZc7)

Right. Russell was a socialist, of course he'd look at fascism as competition, not opposition.

Posted by: Midget King at September 03, 2026 10:41 AM (zafwz)

671 Harem sounds like a nightmare. One is plenty.

Posted by: Monogamy For Me at September 03, 2026 10:41 AM (Fn+3X)

672 Trees here are turning and/or losing their leaves. It's also going to be near 100F here today.

And the yard still needs to be mowed.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 03, 2026 10:41 AM (2Cry5)

673 Summer went fast. I’m starting to see yellow leaves on trees already.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez


I went for a walk on the local boardwalk through the woods, and there were beautiful yellow leaves on the boardwalk.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 03, 2026 10:42 AM (xSAlF)

674 What did you people do!!??!!
Posted by: tubal at September 03, 2026 10:39 AM (Gqar

Nothing. It was like this when I got here.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 03, 2026 10:40 AM (wVcYX)

You know who else didn't leave an art thread?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon, Turnming Japanese at September 03, 2026 10:42 AM (dK+Kv)

675 https://tinyurl.com/yzh44rpy

I hope this works. I thought of Mary Cassatt today because it is the first day of school here in NJ and school bus driver spouse said people were taking photos of little kids going onto the school bus for the first time.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 03, 2026 10:39 AM (xSAlF)

It worked.

Ish.

Posted by: Midget King at September 03, 2026 10:43 AM (zafwz)

676 1000 comments. We can do this.

Posted by: one hour sober at September 03, 2026 10:43 AM (J4Dwc)

677 Dolly's star? Really?????

Posted by: Bulg at September 03, 2026 10:27 AM (77rzZ)

Tell me they substituted for the shoe impression. Lie if you must.
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 03, 2026 10:29 AM (wVcYX)

That's at Grauman's Chinese Theater. Dolly's contribution is quite popular with the local skateboarders..

Posted by: Joe Kidd at September 03, 2026 10:43 AM (nbLIj)

678 Mimes should be executed on sight.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 03, 2026 10:23 AM (7zn4w)
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Sounds right.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 03, 2026 10:24 AM (1o8D5)
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*** dangles mimes over scorpion pit...across from the mime, painted on the wall, is this: "LEARN THE WORDS." ***

Posted by: Lord Vetinari at September 03, 2026 10:43 AM (FZ29D)

679 Posted by: Anna Puma at September 03, 2026 10:39 AM (2GVsD)

The burgers and beer with the cafe waitress wearing pink & white. Sensory overload!

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 03, 2026 10:43 AM (wVcYX)

680 668 What did you people do!!??!!
Posted by: tubal at September 03, 2026 10:39 AM (Gqar

Nothing. It was like this when I got here.
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 03, 2026 10:40 AM (wVcYX)

Well SOMEONE did something, and look at what happened!

Posted by: tubal at September 03, 2026 10:43 AM (Gqar8)

681 Is It Safe?

Posted by: Dr.Szell at September 03, 2026 10:43 AM (xFvo2)

682 Only fifteen minutes left. Come on people you can do it!

Posted by: Ben Had at September 03, 2026 10:44 AM (PbWRL)

683 Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon, Turnming Japanese at September 03, 2026 10:42 AM (dK+Kv)

LOL

Posted by: ... at September 03, 2026 10:44 AM (PFPLb)

684 Harem sounds like a nightmare. One is plenty.
Posted by: Monogamy For Me

Seriously.

Posted by: Bulg at September 03, 2026 10:44 AM (77rzZ)

685 Very hot already.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 03, 2026 10:44 AM (7zn4w)

686 When it's hot and dry in late summer, some trees "give up" to conserve water and start to go dormant, dropping leaves.

Posted by: Wait Til Next Year at September 03, 2026 10:44 AM (Fn+3X)

687 Harem sounds like a nightmare. One is plenty.
Posted by: Monogamy For Me at September 03, 2026 10:41 AM (Fn+3X)

Right? Like you need disapproving glances and/or glares from more than one for the same fart?

Posted by: Midget King at September 03, 2026 10:44 AM (zafwz)

688 "I like the neck bones, Clark"

Posted by: man at September 03, 2026 10:44 AM (cGjQu)

689 That prompt to generate the burgers and the setting was really fun to play with.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 03, 2026 10:45 AM (2GVsD)

690 Insomniac dodged a bullet.

Posted by: grass monkey at September 03, 2026 10:45 AM (van9r)

691 We could talk about Heat Domes. Nah, too boring.

Posted by: tubal at September 03, 2026 10:46 AM (Gqar8)

692 Posted by: Midget King at September 03, 2026 10:43 AM (zafwz)

Sorry, I am not a professional at posting art. 😉I did what I could in a pinch. I was having trouble getting on the site of the Metropolitan.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 03, 2026 10:46 AM (wmzkx)

693 The Art Thread has a chalk outline.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 03, 2026 10:41 AM (2GVsD)
---
CBD is in France...so time to summon Inspector Hercule Poirot? (Yes, I know Poirot is Belgian...)

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 03, 2026 10:46 AM (FZ29D)

694 "Sire! Sire! The Horde is revolting!"
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 03, 2026 10:34 AM (2GVsD)
=====

Let them eat puns.
-Head Ewok In Charge

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 03, 2026 10:46 AM (RIvkX)

695 Interesting art today

Posted by: It's me donna at September 03, 2026 10:47 AM (+gK6I)

696 CBD is in France...so time to summon Inspector Hercule Poirot? (Yes, I know Poirot is Belgian...)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

Maigret, if he's still around.

Posted by: Bulg at September 03, 2026 10:47 AM (77rzZ)

697 So a long walk, cleaned up, stop at wally world, and over to check on mom at assisted living....

And this is all I get?

Posted by: man at September 03, 2026 10:47 AM (cGjQu)

698 695 Interesting art today
Posted by: It's me donna at September 03, 2026 10:47 AM (+gK6I)

The Minimalist School, I’m thinking.

Posted by: tubal at September 03, 2026 10:48 AM (Gqar8)

699 Let them eat puns.
-Head Ewok In Charge
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Buns are the lowest form of pastry.

Posted by: Bulg at September 03, 2026 10:48 AM (77rzZ)

700 Inspector Clouseau is the right man for the job.

Posted by: Herbert Lom at September 03, 2026 10:48 AM (Fn+3X)

701 The long lost Agatha Christie manuscript - Murder on the Art thread.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 03, 2026 10:48 AM (2GVsD)

702 698 695 Interesting art today
Posted by: It's me donna at September 03, 2026 10:47 AM (+gK6I)

The Minimalist School, I’m thinking.
Posted by: tubal at September 03, 2026 10:48 AM (Gqar


A JJ original ?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 03, 2026 10:49 AM (+gK6I)

703 So a long walk, cleaned up, stop at wally world, and over to check on mom at assisted living....

And this is all I get?

Posted by: man at September 03, 2026 10:47 AM (cGjQu)

Need I remind you whose fault this is?

Posted by: Candace Owens at September 03, 2026 10:49 AM (dK+Kv)

704 And this is all I get?
Posted by: man at September 03, 2026 10:47 AM (cGjQu)

Here's a piece of gum



I found



on the sidewalk

Posted by: Midget King at September 03, 2026 10:49 AM (zafwz)

705 Wonder what CBD did to piss off Nurse.

Posted by: Bulg at September 03, 2026 10:49 AM (77rzZ)

706 "Sire! Sire! The Horde is revolting!"
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 03, 2026 10:34 AM (2GVsD)
=====

Let them eat puns.
-Head Ewok In Charge
Posted by: San Franpsycho
_____

Cook! Where's my HasanPiker?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 03, 2026 10:50 AM (XvL8K)

707 What did you people do!!??!!

We all put maple syrup on our French toast and CBD melted like the wicked witch.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 03, 2026 10:50 AM (wItF4)

708 Does CBD also have a Monkey alter-ego? We could be in for a long thread.
Posted by: t-bird

He's got the punk monkey sticking out his tongue at us.

Posted by: Bulg at September 03, 2026 10:50 AM (77rzZ)

709 Buns are the lowest form of pastry.
Posted by: Bulg at September 03, 2026 10:48 AM (77rzZ)

*golf clap*

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 03, 2026 10:50 AM (wVcYX)

710 Wonder what CBD did to piss off Nurse.

Posted by: Bulg at September 03, 2026 10:49 AM (77rzZ)

Bad mouth Seattle sea otters?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 03, 2026 10:51 AM (dK+Kv)

711 With Steinem gone, can Hanoi Jane be far behind?

Posted by: Joan Lunden, A Place For Mom at September 03, 2026 10:51 AM (Fn+3X)

712 *** dangles mimes over scorpion pit...across from the mime, painted on the wall, is this: "LEARN THE WORDS." ***
Posted by: Lord Vetinari at September 03, 2026 10:43 AM


Could be worse...could have been the kittens.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 03, 2026 10:51 AM (9Q+nP)

713 Need I remind you whose fault this is?"

San Andreas?

The Juice?

Posted by: man at September 03, 2026 10:51 AM (cGjQu)

714 Don’t it always seem to go
That you don’t know what you got till it’s gone

Posted by: tubal at September 03, 2026 10:51 AM (Gqar8)

715 Cook! Where's my HasanPiker?

*makes a scrunched up revolted Tex Avery style face and pushes the plate away.* "Eeewww!! No thanks!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 03, 2026 10:51 AM (2GVsD)

716 CBD is in France...so time to summon Inspector Hercule Poirot? (Yes, I know Poirot is Belgian...)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

Maigret, if he's still around.
Posted by: Bulg at September 03, 2026 10:47 AM (77rzZ)


*cues Henry Mancini*

Posted by: Diogenes at September 03, 2026 10:51 AM (2WIwB)

717 What was your first clue, Sherlock?

https://tinyurl.com/2p5mvyd3

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 03, 2026 10:52 AM (ndZc7)

718 Cook! Where's my HasanPiker?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 03, 2026 10:50 AM


*golf clap*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 03, 2026 10:52 AM (9Q+nP)

719 on the sidewalk"

You have sidewalks? One percenter you...

Posted by: man at September 03, 2026 10:52 AM (cGjQu)

720 Taps on *two-way* glass mirror. I know you're in there!

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 03, 2026 10:53 AM (wVcYX)

721 Anyone check Trump's Twitter account for his reaction to Gloria's passing?

How about Hakeem Jeffries? Or is he still eating his sombrero?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 03, 2026 10:53 AM (2GVsD)

722 Nice choice Fen. I love Mary Cassatt.

Posted by: Tuna at September 03, 2026 10:53 AM (lJ0H4)

723 Wellness check for CBD?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at September 03, 2026 10:54 AM (+E2T+)

724 The Juice?

Posted by: man at September 03, 2026 10:51 AM (cGjQu)
-

I resemble that remark!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 03, 2026 10:54 AM (1o8D5)

725 So, it's Labor Day weekend.

A recreation of that legendary 1K plus thread?

Posted by: man at September 03, 2026 10:54 AM (cGjQu)

726 Wellness check for CBD?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at September 03, 2026 10:54 AM (+E2T+)
-

No. Rare to medium rare at the most.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 03, 2026 10:55 AM (1o8D5)

727 We need a "break in case of emergency" thread in the sidebar or something.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 03, 2026 10:55 AM (dK+Kv)

728 We're in a limerick desert.

Posted by: Limerick Lover at September 03, 2026 10:55 AM (2Ez/1)

729 No, but there's a traffic jam in Harlem.
And Brooklyn's broken out in fights.
Posted by: Car 54 at September 03, 2026 10:31 AM (2Ez/1)

Ooo! Ooo!!

Posted by: Officer Toody at September 03, 2026 10:57 AM (hmYU4)

730 We need a "break in case of emergency" thread in the sidebar or something.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 03, 2026 10:55 AM (dK+Kv)
-

Just post past the margins. That'll do it.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 03, 2026 10:57 AM (1o8D5)

731 We're in a limerick desert.
Posted by: Limerick Lover

Well, if y'all'd stop robbing the limerick stores, they would come back to the neighborhood.

Posted by: Bulg at September 03, 2026 10:57 AM (77rzZ)

732 A recreation of that legendary 1K plus thread?
Posted by: man at September 03, 2026 10:54 AM (cGjQu)

Wasn't that the flame war?
Hard to recreate.
Some movies can't be redone.

Posted by: Midget King at September 03, 2026 10:57 AM (zafwz)

733 sted by: Tuna at September 03, 2026 10:53 AM (lJ0H4)

Sorry I couldn't find a better one in the spur of the moment, but she is great, isn't she?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 03, 2026 10:58 AM (y8wRt)

734 I want my …
I want my …
I want my CBD!

Posted by: RI Red at September 03, 2026 10:58 AM (Edxq2)

735 Just post past the margins. That'll do it.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 03, 2026 10:57 AM (1o8D5)
----
Does the banhammer have an autopilot?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 03, 2026 10:58 AM (FZ29D)

736 All of our limericks are locked in glass cases.

Posted by: Nantucket at September 03, 2026 10:59 AM (2Ez/1)

737 Does anyone know the current exchange rate dollars to euros in case we net to put together some bail mined for CBD?

Posted by: Diogenes at September 03, 2026 10:59 AM (2WIwB)

738 Wouldn't that be Otto Pilot?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 03, 2026 10:59 AM (2GVsD)

739 I want my CBD!
Posted by: RI Red

There's a pot shop right down the road from me...

Posted by: Bulg at September 03, 2026 10:59 AM (77rzZ)

740 I want my …
I want my …
I want my CBD!

Posted by: RI Red at September 03, 2026 10:58 AM (Edxq2)

20 Francs, same as la ville.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 03, 2026 10:59 AM (dK+Kv)

741 So, remember way back when a few pooed the idea that kolledges are in trouble? The WSJ (among others) is reporting that some large state schools are mailing out acceptance letters based on GPA...

Posted by: man at September 03, 2026 10:59 AM (cGjQu)

742 Anyone check Trump's Twitter account for his reaction to Gloria's passing?

He's been pretty quiet this morning, but he did just unload both barrels at the media. Nothing about Steinem.

Posted by: t-bird at September 03, 2026 10:59 AM (h/6op)

743 No chance at a thousand, seven fifty doubtful.

Posted by: From about That Time at September 03, 2026 11:00 AM (sl73Y)

744 Nood.

Posted by: Nazdar at September 03, 2026 11:00 AM (NcvvS)

745 It's 8:00 o'clock.
Do you know where your bloggers are?

Posted by: Diogenes at September 03, 2026 11:00 AM (2WIwB)

746 Just post past the margins. That'll do it."

Don't blow it!

Posted by: man at September 03, 2026 11:00 AM (cGjQu)

747 Rant up. Doof.

Posted by: Bulg at September 03, 2026 11:00 AM (77rzZ)

748 Does the banhammer have an autopilot?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 03, 2026 10:58 AM (FZ29D)
-

Waiting for cobs to deploy a Grok bot moderator.

Come to think of it, a Grok bot could be used to auto-post missing art threads.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 03, 2026 11:04 AM (1o8D5)

749
There's a pot shop right down the road from me...
Posted by: Bulg at September 03, 2026 10:59 AM (77rzZ)



I think this is the case for most people nowadays.

And look at what a cluster Colorado is. Legal weed was supposed to fix EVERYTHING...........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 03, 2026 11:08 AM (ccf/V)

750 109. I'd wager the divide on what her punishment should be probably coincides with party affiliation. ...
Posted by: Lady in Black

I agree. I read, researched & made it personal for a time as I thought back to my own bout with a bit of depression when kid #1 was about 7 months old, and also when one of my dearest, most competent friends from way back suddenly snapped after the death of her mom & birth of her 1st (and only) child. (She was committed for a solid year & then slowly worked into seeing & caring for the child over time & under careful watch & guidance. She & her husband remained together and raised the child very well.)

I think Clancy was unstable at least by the birth of her second child, 1st son. I don't think there was really much of a 'marriage,' she needed both time in her nursing job and time with more than one child to fill a hole - lack of real companionship, friendship, purpose.

I also believe her guilty, dangerous & must be locked away for her remaining lifetime.

What cemented it for me is one fact: She killed the kids in the basement, her husband's domain. (The oldest boy was found in the office.) Revenge.
---
Ex hubby might have a type.

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 03, 2026 11:08 AM (NFX2v)

751 252 I think that Rubio is where it's at.

I liked his comment when Iran asked to have MOU back. Essentially, too late… we’re at FO now.

Trump still talks about a deal. Shut the fuck up, Dude! The deal shit is your biggest turnoff!

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at September 04, 2026 09:04 PM (UWN7z)

752 Today, I went to the beach with my children. I found a sea shell and gave it to my 4
year old daughter and said "You can hear the ocean if you put this to your ear."
She placed the shell to her ear and screamed. There was a hermit
crab inside and it pinched her ear. She never wants to
go back! LoL I know this is totally off topic but I had
to tell someone!

Posted by: adult videos mobile at September 05, 2026 08:39 PM (1VKX6)

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