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Surprise! Communist Theater-Kid Jihadi Zohran Mamdani Has an Army of 200 Left-Wing Influencers Paid by Taxpayers Who Praise Him to Their Followers

Here's the scam: He has these 200 influencers. City taxpayers pay them, it is claimed, to post about non-partisan things, like "Oh Central Park is lovely in the late summer, you should go."

And then, supposedly "on the side," they post loving tributes to the gay jihadi.

See, the payments only cover the promotion of Broadway and Central Park. The constant propaganda for Zohran Mamdani they do for free, as a side-gig.


Sure.

Can I be paid to post nice things about New York City? I'd keep doing my anti-Mamdani posts, but for free, as my side-gig. I like Central Park. I can promote the ice rink.

Something tells me my application would not be seriously considered.



Mayor Zohran Mamdani assembled an army of nearly 200 "influencers," giving the social media stars VIP access to push the lefty administration's talking points, a new bombshell report revealed.

The web of online personalities are being fed talking points by City Hall through an encrypted Signal group text, potentially running afoul of local record-keeping laws, according to the study by the Columbia Journalism Review.

Some influencers are even pocketing taxpayer funds "for work on particular messaging campaigns," though not for their coverage, the report states.

The official Mamdani cheerleaders chat spawned from Creators4Zohran, a motley crew of influencers convened during his social media-savvy mayoral campaign last year, according to the report.

"A group of content creators and influencers, the Creators4Zohran group that supported his election campaign was reconfigured to promote coverage and talking points from the Mayor's office," the report reads.

"The group is run by the Director of New Media and Cultural Communications at the NYC Office of the Mayor, Emilia Rowland, and her staff, and members of the group receive daily updates, talking points and clips that they can use in their posts."

How much influencers were paid, or if at all, was unclear.

Political insiders who have worked with their ilk have told The Post that influencers don't work for free if involved in specific campaigns, like pushes for vaccinations or public service announcements.

Influencers would eventually look for some sort of compensation for carrying the mayor's water, insiders said.

One influencer highlighted by Creators4Zohran, Allie O'Brien, recently said Mamdani was the "mayor of uncontrollable joy" in a worshipping social post.

O'Brien, though, appears to live in Connecticut from online records.

Another out-of-NYC influencer, who goes by the handle bananadotgov on Instagram, is from Columbus, Ohio, and has posted a number of lionizing videos about Mamdani.

"Strange things are happening, because I have literally not felt this way about a politician since Bernie Sanders," she said, responding to the mayor saying he wouldn't take a pay raise in July.

...

City Hall officials are required by law to keep records, including messages, related to government business to give the public and watchdogs a necessary window into how decisions are made.

When asked about concerns the encrypted Signal chat violates the city's record retention laws, Mamdani first deflected by arguing that tapping influencers is no different than engaging with radio, TV and other media to spread information.


...

City Hall officials directed The Post toward Mamdani's comments and refused to answer specific questions.

Grok says they're being paid between $5,000 and $20,000 per contract, which may not sound like a lot, but remember, they're being paid for just shitting out posts on TikTok and Twitter.

And also, a contract might just cover a couple of months of "work." That's not their yearly compensation.


Grok
@grok


Yes, per a Columbia Journalism Review report, Emilia Rowland (a paid NYC Mayor's Office director) runs a Signal group of over 200 influencers who get daily City Hall talking points and clips. The group grew from his campaign's Creators4Zohran network. Group participation is unpaid, but some influencers separately get $5k--$20k in taxpayer funds via city contracts for specific messaging campaigns.

Decent jugs but a witch-face.


A Walmart Auto Center 6.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:50 PM




Comments

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1 Only 200? Piker.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 02, 2026 05:51 PM (cpFbA)

2 I LOVE NYC!

The immigrant rapes are over really quick!

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at September 02, 2026 05:52 PM (Sco7b)

3 Feeling gray?
Had a day?
Wash those awful vibes away!

Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at September 02, 2026 05:52 PM (28xGL)

4 That Emilia's pretty bangable.

Bastard. Taking her away from OnlyFans.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at September 02, 2026 05:53 PM (Sco7b)

5 Nah, she's a solid 7. Maybe 7.5.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at September 02, 2026 05:53 PM (XMwZJ)

6 The influencer payments are in an ethical gray area.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at September 02, 2026 05:54 PM (0bjKf)

7 I hate when AWFLs are reasonably attractive--what a waste.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at September 02, 2026 05:55 PM (XMwZJ)

8 Thin those eyebrows Emilia

Posted by: It's me donna at September 02, 2026 05:55 PM (+gK6I)

9 I like Central Park. I can promote the ice rink.

And we're ungrayed after 6 comments. Someone ran the Zamdani over the comment section.

Posted by: mikeski at September 02, 2026 05:55 PM (VHUov)

10 >>5 Nah, she's a solid 7. Maybe 7.5.

eh. A lot of girls have decent jugs.

Posted by: ace at September 02, 2026 05:56 PM (1wjle)

11 Things are no longer grey!

Jason Arday is still working his magic, even decomposing.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at September 02, 2026 05:56 PM (Sco7b)

12 I hate when AWFLs are reasonably attractive--what a waste.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent


I believe the style guide requires you to state that you can fix her.

Posted by: mikeski at September 02, 2026 05:56 PM (VHUov)

13 That Emilia's pretty bangable.

Bastard. Taking her away from OnlyFans.
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at September 02, 2026 05:53 PM

Rule 1, my Rons....Rule 1.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 02, 2026 05:56 PM (9iRTe)

14 "mayor of uncontrollable joy"

Every day brings some novel absurdity.

Posted by: gp at September 02, 2026 05:57 PM (Jr5Lq)

15 In my defense, the three months a year where I can see adult, human biological female flesh are coming to an end.

And I'm across from Detroit.
Emilia could report local news there....

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at September 02, 2026 05:59 PM (Sco7b)

16 There is no controlling legal authority to determine whether it's criminal for a politician to fund a self-promoting social media influencer campaign from public monies derived from taxpayers.

Posted by: Zombie Al Gore at September 02, 2026 05:59 PM (28xGL)

17 You almost should bless Allie's heart. Yet I can't.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreatisNotaNuttySnickersBar at September 02, 2026 05:59 PM (hzuYO)

18 The Governor Josh Shapiro ploy.

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 02, 2026 06:01 PM (NFX2v)

19 re: Allie

she looks like a dude.

I don't think she is, but the physiognomy of lefties is dudes who look effeminate and girls who look like dudes.

She's a Build-a-Bear 1.

Posted by: ace at September 02, 2026 06:01 PM (1wjle)

20 "some" have city contracts ??? That sounds insignificantly precise.

Posted by: Paul at September 02, 2026 06:01 PM (OKjIF)

21 Commies doing commie things

Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at September 02, 2026 06:01 PM (3R5r7)

22 Otters called

Posted by: SciVo at September 02, 2026 06:01 PM (ke3zm)

23 Meet Allie O’Brien.

Two years ago she was posting about penguins.
----
Uh, oh.

Duncanthrax isn't going to be happy about this...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 02, 2026 06:02 PM (FZ29D)

24 Allie looks like John Lennon

Posted by: It's me donna at September 02, 2026 06:02 PM (+gK6I)

25 To quote a poet:
---
You know them Show Biz kids
Makin' Movies of themselves
You know they don't give a fuck
About anybody else.

Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2026 06:02 PM (Fi81e)

26 More on topic, the Ontario and Canadian governments alway have ads on television telling us how great things are.

Like serious ads. Making Ontario Stronger! Etc. All the time.

I'm sure it's a huge payola racket.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at September 02, 2026 06:03 PM (Sco7b)

27 >>>24 Allie looks like John Lennon

I was just about to say she looks like Corky John Lennon.

Posted by: ace at September 02, 2026 06:03 PM (1wjle)

28 Surely there are federal laws prohibiting from paying newspapers for PR articles? Yes, no?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 02, 2026 06:03 PM (diia5)

29 Mmm Mmm Mmm Zohran Kwame Mamdani

Posted by: NYC Free Thinkers at September 02, 2026 06:03 PM (zuiyA)

30 >>5 Nah, she's a solid 7. Maybe 7.5.

eh. A lot of girls have decent jugs.

Posted by: ace at September 02, 2026 05:56 PM (1wjle)
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So we agree she's a 1.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 02, 2026 06:04 PM (ZOv7s)

31 >>>28 Surely there are federal laws prohibiting from paying newspapers for PR articles? Yes, no?

NOPE!

Posted by: The Washington Post "Special Insert" and the Chinese Communist Government at September 02, 2026 06:04 PM (1wjle)

32 but it is illegal to use public money for campaign purposes.

Posted by: ace at September 02, 2026 06:04 PM (1wjle)

33 More on topic, the Ontario and Canadian governments alway have ads on television telling us how great things are.

Like serious ads. Making Ontario Stronger! Etc. All the time.

I'm sure it's a huge payola racket.
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at September 02, 2026 06:03 PM (Sco7b)
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Isn't the CBC a government operation like the BBC?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 02, 2026 06:04 PM (FZ29D)

34 Meet Allie O’Brien.
Two years ago she was posting about penguins.
----
Uh, oh.
Duncanthrax isn't going to be happy about this...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel


It didn't say she was posting nice things about them.

Posted by: mikeski at September 02, 2026 06:04 PM (VHUov)

35 Paid up is my guess

Posted by: Skip at September 02, 2026 06:05 PM (Ia/+0)

36 >>>So we agree she's a 1.

I don't. Walmart Auto Center 6. Not worth it.

Posted by: ace at September 02, 2026 06:05 PM (1wjle)

37 Someone should do a make over with Allie and get her contact lenses.

The John Lennon look and gawp mouth smile of lunacy are doing her no favors.

Perhaps she doesn't care and wants to marry a penguin.

I no longer ask questions of this generation. Anything is possible.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 02, 2026 06:05 PM (hzuYO)

38 re: Allie

she looks like a dude.

I don't think she is, but the physiognomy of lefties is dudes who look effeminate and girls who look like dudes.

She's a Build-a-Bear 1.
Posted by: ace


Very strong jaw. She could play Superman.

Posted by: mikeski at September 02, 2026 06:05 PM (VHUov)

39 >> just shitting out posts on TikTok and Twitter.

Is that where the content comes from? Enlightening.

Posted by: Jerry at September 02, 2026 06:06 PM (pl+91)

40 Isn't the CBC a government operation like the BBC?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 02, 2026 06:04 PM (FZ29D)

Yes, but no Masterpiece Theatre for cover.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2026 06:06 PM (uhVAy)

41 I don't think she is, but the physiognomy of lefties is dudes who look effeminate and girls who look like dudes.

She's a Build-a-Bear 1.
Posted by: ace at September 02, 2026 06:01 PM (1wjle)
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Well that gets back to Rush noting that ugly women become feminists to get back at the pretty ones.

Definitely a zero.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 02, 2026 06:06 PM (ZOv7s)

42 Prostitution is legal when the government does it.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 02, 2026 06:07 PM (FZ29D)

43 More on topic, the Ontario and Canadian governments alway have ads on television telling us how great things are.

Like serious ads. Making Ontario Stronger! Etc. All the time.

I'm sure it's a huge payola racket.
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart


Canada is such a great and wonderful place! Ever think about killing yourself?

Posted by: M.A.I.D. at September 02, 2026 06:07 PM (zuiyA)

44 >>I was just about to say she looks like Corky John Lennon.


Fwee Soda

Posted by: Harry Dresden at September 02, 2026 06:07 PM (zPGLA)

45 Fucking hot.

Posted by: Max Power at September 02, 2026 06:07 PM (q177U)

46 Uh, oh.
Duncanthrax isn't going to be happy about this...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

It didn't say she was posting nice things about them.
Posted by: mikeski at September 02, 2026 06:04 PM (VHUov)
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Oh, the odds are pretty good she was a shill for the Penguin Promotion Board.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 02, 2026 06:08 PM (FZ29D)

47 I don't. Walmart Auto Center 6. Not worth it.
Posted by: ace at September 02, 2026 06:05 PM (1wjle)
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Your scale doesn't make sense. Five should be the cutoff. A six may be enhanced by beer goggles but is not coyote ugly by any standard.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 02, 2026 06:09 PM (ZOv7s)

48 >>A Walmart Auto Center 6.

So generous.

More like an early Sunday morning redlight district 5

Posted by: Jerry at September 02, 2026 06:09 PM (pl+91)

49 Isn't the CBC a government operation like the BBC?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 02, 2026 06:04 PM (FZ29D)

Yeah, but the ads are on all stations - non government too. Radio too. Little propaganda things. It's pretty creepy.

And how much of this went on during Covid? There were people paid left and right declaring the miracle of the jab.

This is pretty funny because Mamdani is supposed to be incredibly thin-skinned so this isn't surprising. Obama could ignore bad press because in his mind....black Jesus and detractors were too stupid to see his greatness.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at September 02, 2026 06:09 PM (Sco7b)

50 Canada is such a great and wonderful place! Ever think about killing yourself?
Posted by: M.A.I.D. at September 02, 2026 06:07 PM (zuiyA)

They allow Frenchmen to be annoying with no Creole cookery in exchange! *Madness*

Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2026 06:09 PM (uhVAy)

51 I mean ... if I have to choose between the John Lesbianon and the Witch Face, obviously I am choosing the Witch Face.

Posted by: garrett at September 02, 2026 06:10 PM (zPGLA)

52
If you've ever seen one of those Youtube make-over videos, you know that a silk purse from a sow's ear is very possible.

Would need a full body scan and a gay hairdresser to make an informened opinion about her.

Posted by: Auspex at September 02, 2026 06:10 PM (Y8DZL)

53 I wouldn't go to NYC if you gave me free tickets. Something tells me everyday that the place is spiraling into a third world shithole.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 02, 2026 06:10 PM (C/aDH)

54 they're being paid for just shitting out posts on TikTok and Twitter
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Unt vat's srong vis zat?

Posted by: Germany at September 02, 2026 06:10 PM (Fi81e)

55 The good thing about the Wal Malrt Auto Center is the New Tire Smell cloaks that stank.

Posted by: garrett at September 02, 2026 06:10 PM (zPGLA)

56 I can fix her.

Posted by: Ike Turner at September 02, 2026 06:11 PM (Q+gd/)

57 This explains the hit piece on Kurt Schlichter and other conservatives who took short gigs as Pentagon advisors being denounced as paid shills.

They knew the story was going to break, so they tried to muddy the battle space. Very much a Clintonian tactic - accuse your opponent of what you just did before the news breaks.

"Everybody does it, no story here."

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 02, 2026 06:11 PM (ZOv7s)

58 If you are being paid to do this isn't that Illegal and you have to put some type of tag to let people know.?

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 02, 2026 06:11 PM (ubCxQ)

59
Meet Allie O’Brien.

Two years ago she was posting about penguins.



I blame Big Penguin.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 02, 2026 06:11 PM (y9nCu)

60 She has nice, full eyebrows.

I can only imagine what they looked like before trimming. She could probably give Brezhnev a stiff competition.

Posted by: Jerry at September 02, 2026 06:11 PM (pl+91)

61 Canada is such a great and wonderful place! Ever think about killing yourself?
Posted by: M.A.I.D. at September 02, 2026 06:07 PM (zuiyA)

They allow Frenchmen to be annoying with no Creole cookery in exchange! *Madness*
Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2026 06:09 PM (uhVAy)
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STOP THE MEMES!!

Posted by: Erstwhile Serious Leader Carney at September 02, 2026 06:11 PM (Fi81e)

62 I wouldn't go to NYC if you gave me free tickets. Something tells me everyday that the place is spiraling into a third world shithole.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 02, 2026 06:10 PM (C/aDH)

To be fair for these shills, I don't think they need to go there to write nonsense posts boosting it up.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2026 06:12 PM (uhVAy)

63
Allie looks like John Lennon
Posted by: It's me donna at September 02, 2026 06:02 PM (+gK6I)



But more butch.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 02, 2026 06:12 PM (y9nCu)

64 54 they're being paid for just shitting out posts on TikTok and Twitter
---
Unt vat's srong vis zat?
Posted by: Germany at September 02, 2026 06:10 PM
+++

Nothing.

Posted by: The ghost of Julius Streicher at September 02, 2026 06:12 PM (2Ez/1)

65 "Mayor Zohran Mamdani assembled an army of nearly 200 "influencers," giving the social media stars VIP access to push the lefty administration's talking points, a new bombshell report revealed."
=======

A drop in the bucket, I'm sure, compared to the numbers of "influencers" on the PRC, Russia, Persian, Qutar, the EU, Canadian payrolls. Not to mention those shilling for corporate globalists of all types.

Posted by: mrp at September 02, 2026 06:13 PM (rj6Yv)

66 STOP THE MEMES!!
Posted by: Erstwhile Serious Leader Carney at September 02, 2026 06:11 PM (Fi81e)
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Meme your enemies until they cry and and then make memes about them crying.

Posted by: Sun Tzu at September 02, 2026 06:13 PM (ZOv7s)

67 Is Hakeem Jefferies (D-NY) "fuming" anything like Eric Swalwell (D-CA) "fuming"?

Because we could get behind that.

Posted by: Big Penguin at September 02, 2026 06:13 PM (0sNs1)

68 but it is illegal to use public money for campaign purposes.
Posted by: ace at September 02, 2026 06:04 PM (1wjle)
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If you're not a Dem.

Posted by: New York Law at September 02, 2026 06:13 PM (Fi81e)

69 Surprise! Communist Theater-Kid Jihadi Zohran Mamdani Has an Army of 200 Left-Wing Influencers Paid by Taxpayers Who Praise Him to Their Followers
—Disinformation Expert Ace

Remember, Trump is the "Dear Leader" astroturfing support and abusing his position to self-aggrandize through propaganda.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 02, 2026 06:14 PM (neR8a)

70 A drop in the bucket, I'm sure, compared to the numbers of "influencers" on the PRC, Russia, Persian, Qutar, the EU, Canadian payrolls. Not to mention those shilling for corporate globalists of all types.
Posted by: mrp at September 02, 2026 06:13 PM (rj6Yv)
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Those Macedonian bot farms cost me the election! Now get me another vodka!

Posted by: Hillary! at September 02, 2026 06:14 PM (ZOv7s)

71
#24: Feminism was established as to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream of society.

Posted by: Rush Limbaugh Truths Of Life at September 02, 2026 06:15 PM (2Ez/1)

72 It's like a kid's show at school. But with retards.

*Unless it's at a special ed. school. Then it's OK.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 02, 2026 06:15 PM (2Cry5)

73 Surprise! Communist Theater-Kid Jihadi Zohran Mamdani Has an Army of 200 Left-Wing Influencers Paid by Taxpayers Who Praise Him to Their Followers

BruceBannerWizdum:
about the Rhythm-less Rama Suicide Squad.
Don't Anger them, you won't like them when they are Angry.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN HARVEY DENT?

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at September 02, 2026 06:15 PM (fJA0S)

74 Getting paid with taxpayer's money
Looting the treasury

Posted by: Skip at September 02, 2026 06:16 PM (Ia/+0)

75 These kinds of people are crawling all over places like Reddit. I bet Soros has millions and millions of bot accounts that would make you think the world is hopelessly left-wing.

Posted by: Leupold at September 02, 2026 06:16 PM (eIzlH)

76 This is Emilia Rowland. NYC taxpayers pay her to post about Zohran Mamdani on social media. She leads 200 others tasked with doing the same. The Mayor of NYC is using taxpayers to bankroll a 200 person TikTok propaganda army for himself, and it's working...

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Nothing is illegal for a Dem.

It's the benefit of living by The Pirate's Code form of law.

Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2026 06:16 PM (Fi81e)

77 Political insiders who have worked with their ilk have told The Post that influencers don't work for free if involved in specific campaigns, like pushes for vaccinations or public service announcements.

And I have a bridge for sale.

Posted by: Halfhand at September 02, 2026 06:16 PM (y3mLl)

78 Frank around and find out.

Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2026 06:16 PM (Fi81e)

79 Getting paid with taxpayer's money
Looting the treasury
Posted by: Skip at September 02, 2026 06:16 PM (Ia/+0)
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More like getting LAID with taxpayer's money, amirite?

Posted by: Hunter Biden, Esq. at September 02, 2026 06:16 PM (ZOv7s)

80 49 Isn't the CBC a government operation like the BBC?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

-----------

Its a bit worse. BBC had a lot of talent in the past, just not so much in the news dept. It is a playground for the "elite" and ruling class. They also had competition from independent stations.

CBC has an inferiority complex as anyone with talent always just goes south, so they subsidize all the news and now every freaking thing published or printed is pure propaganda

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 02, 2026 06:16 PM (pl+91)

81 Can I be paid to post nice things about New York City?

Like praising NYC-produced picante sauce?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 02, 2026 06:17 PM (0sNs1)

82 STOP THE MEMES!!
Posted by: Erstwhile Serious Leader Carney at September 02, 2026 06:11 PM (Fi81e)

That's the kind of shrewd diplomacy you want to see for your eternal dictator, Canada.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2026 06:17 PM (uhVAy)

83 I'd like franking privileges with Emelia!

Posted by: That Guy -- No That OTHER Guy at September 02, 2026 06:17 PM (Fi81e)

84 STOP THE MEMES!!
Posted by: Erstwhile Serious Leader Carney at September 02, 2026 06:11 PM (Fi81e)

That's the kind of shrewd diplomacy you want to see for your eternal dictator, Canada.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2026 06:17 PM (uhVAy)
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Canada is deadly serious...

Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2026 06:17 PM (Fi81e)

85 >>>This is Emilia Rowland.

She gets paid for her eyebrows.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon, Turnming Japanese at September 02, 2026 06:17 PM (dK+Kv)

86 Influencers, feh- what you need are thought-leaders

Posted by: Don Black, bringing the funk at September 02, 2026 06:18 PM (ZxPkt)

87 Grok says they're being paid between $5,000 and $20,000 per contract...

=====

Hmmm. Better than the Israelis pay.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 02, 2026 06:18 PM (RIvkX)

88 That's the kind of shrewd diplomacy you want to see for your eternal dictator, Canada.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2026 06:17 PM (uhVAy)
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On X I'm seeing an interesting take. Carney wants Stellantis to pull out because then BYD (Chinese) can move in, bringing Canada more firmly into China's orbit.

Posted by: Hunter Biden, Esq. at September 02, 2026 06:18 PM (ZOv7s)

89 Two years ago, we were posting about Allie.

We were promised fish

Posted by: Angry Penguins at September 02, 2026 06:19 PM (4RYRd)

90 CBC has an inferiority complex as anyone with talent always just goes south, so they subsidize all the news and now every freaking thing published or printed is pure propaganda
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 02, 2026 06:16 PM (pl+91)

SCTV had to have some minutes of "purely Canadian content" that somehow was not covered by Canadians doing comedy in Canada, so they invented the Bob and Doug Mackenzie brothers show to mock the concept.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2026 06:19 PM (uhVAy)

91 "Allie O'Brien" is a dude, right?

Posted by: Delurker at September 02, 2026 06:19 PM (2Drhq)

92 The "Affordable Care Act" has a lot of these shills as well. "Oh we're just promoting that you need to get insured."

Posted by: 88C+u at September 02, 2026 06:20 PM (88C+u)

93 On X I'm seeing an interesting take. Carney wants Stellantis to pull out because then BYD (Chinese) can move in, bringing Canada more firmly into China's orbit.
Posted by: Hunter Biden, Esq. at September 02, 2026 06:18 PM (ZOv7s)

Well that's definitely a take.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2026 06:20 PM (uhVAy)

94 "Allie O'Brien" is a dude, right?

Posted by: Delurker at September 02, 2026 06:19 PM (2Drhq)

The gaydar is strong with this one.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon, Turnming Japanese at September 02, 2026 06:20 PM (dK+Kv)

95 Carney's a sideshow.

Posted by: President Miklos J. Trump at September 02, 2026 06:21 PM (4RYRd)

96 "Allie O'Brien" is a dude, right?
Posted by: Delurker at September 02, 2026 06:19 PM (2Drhq)
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Could be trans.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 02, 2026 06:21 PM (ZOv7s)

97 She gets paid for her eyebrows.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon, Turnming Japanese at September 02, 2026 06:17 PM


Not always, but a promising indicator.

Posted by: Carpeteers of AoSHQ at September 02, 2026 06:21 PM (0sNs1)

98 but it is illegal to use public money for campaign purposes.

I'm right on it! Oooh, are those fresh bagels? OK, just gimme a minute here...

Posted by: NYC DA at September 02, 2026 06:21 PM (vTZFs)

99 All ah praise Moohamid, raise Moohamid the highest...

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 02, 2026 06:21 PM (hPgrk)

100 >This is Emilia Rowland.


Emilia Rowland, will you stand up please?

Posted by: How Not to Be Seen Regional Quarterfinals at September 02, 2026 06:21 PM (zuiyA)

101 SCTV had to have some minutes of "purely Canadian content" that somehow was not covered by Canadians doing comedy in Canada, so they invented the Bob and Doug Mackenzie brothers show to mock the concept.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2026 06:19 PM (uhVAy)
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And never seen on American TV until Network 90 where they had established the pair.

Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2026 06:21 PM (Fi81e)

102 >>>Could be trans.

nah the voice is female, not that strange in-between voice that men get on female hormones.

Posted by: ace at September 02, 2026 06:21 PM (1wjle)

103 Psyops as far as the eye can see.

Posted by: mrp at September 02, 2026 06:21 PM (rj6Yv)

104 Emilia Rowland, Director of New Media and Cultural Communications at the NYC Office of the Mayor


...has great hooters

Posted by: Don Black, bringing the funk at September 02, 2026 06:22 PM (ZxPkt)

105 Carney's a sideshow.
Posted by: President Miklos J. Trump at September 02, 2026 06:21 PM (4RYRd)

HE SAID NO MORE MEMES

Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2026 06:22 PM (uhVAy)

106 Carney's a sideshow.
Posted by: President Miklos J. Trump at September 02, 2026 06:21 PM (4RYRd)
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Small hands. Smells like cabbage.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 02, 2026 06:22 PM (amcLV)

107 Well that's definitely a take.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2026 06:20 PM (uhVAy)
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I mean, given everything else that is going on, you can't dismiss it outright.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 02, 2026 06:22 PM (ZOv7s)

108 The "Affordable Care Act" has a lot of these shills as well. "Oh we're just promoting that you need to get insured."
Posted by: 88C+u at September 02, 2026 06:20 PM


I'm hoping to get my gig re-upped this coming Holiday season!

Posted by: Pajama Boy at September 02, 2026 06:22 PM (0sNs1)

109 100 Emilia Rowland, will you stand up please?

I bet it looks like she has Gene Shalit's head in a thighlock.

Posted by: Delurker at September 02, 2026 06:22 PM (2Drhq)

110 I sure hope conservatives also care about Pete Hegseth's social media army that gets paid thrugh the pentagon budget...

The New York Post hates Mamdani? Big surprise. It represents the minority with that opinion in this city. He has the highest approval ratings in decades. Probably since LaGuardia.

This has fake news written all over it. Love the hypocrisy where we criticized Deblazio for doing the same thing, but not Zohran, let alone the 1 to 4 million he's spending per campaign. How many campaigns are they running in a year?

He’s just creating jobs. Have you thought of the Epstein Files today? 🤡 🌎

Woah, he has pr people doing pr for him, how do we start the impeachment

Most influencers have to stick their head in a washing machine and show their ass for an income, so debasing yourself for a communist is a step up.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 02, 2026 06:23 PM (neR8a)

111 nah the voice is female, not that strange in-between voice that men get on female hormones.
Posted by: ace at September 02, 2026 06:21 PM (1wjle)
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What about the other way?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 02, 2026 06:23 PM (ZOv7s)

112 77 Political insiders who have worked with their ilk have told The Post that influencers don't work for free if involved in specific campaigns, like pushes for vaccinations or public service announcements.

And I have a bridge for sale.
Posted by: Halfhand

So did Bill Clinton -- and LIBs bought it, built it but kept it alive.


Remember who did this:
"to leave now we would send a message to terrorists and other potential adversaries around the world that they can change our policies by killing our people. It would be open season on Americans." -- Bill Clinton '93 just before he pulled out of Somalia.

To abandon this area now -- and to rely only on efforts against alQaeda from a distance -- would significantly hamper our ability to keep the pressure on al Qaeda, and create an UNACCEPTABLE RISK of additional attacks on our homeland and our allies. -- OBAMA'09 after doing PRECISELY THAT

What is the vital national interest? -- IceKing Joe'21 delivering it all to the desperate and deliberately evil.

HARVEY DENT BELIEVES IN YOU!
Because their Moriality a a Bad Joke
-- That's the thing about comedy, not everyone gets it.
-- And more often than not, these days, the joke is on you!

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at September 02, 2026 06:23 PM (GdF5/)

113 Emilia Rowland, Director of New Media and Cultural Communications at the NYC Office of the Mayor


...has great hooters
Posted by: Don Black, bringing the funk at September 02, 2026 06:22 PM (ZxPkt)
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Owl be the judge of that.

Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2026 06:23 PM (Fi81e)

114 '"Allie O'Brien" is a dude, right?'

Looks like a younger Linus Torvalds.

Posted by: gp at September 02, 2026 06:24 PM (Jr5Lq)

115 I sure hope conservatives also care about Pete Hegseth's social media army that gets paid thrugh the pentagon budget...

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 02, 2026 06:23 PM (neR8a)
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That's the one I was talking about. They knew this was coming and so tried a pre-emptive smear.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 02, 2026 06:24 PM (ZOv7s)

116 nah the voice is female, not that strange in-between voice that men get on female hormones.
Posted by: ace

Whatever are you speaking of?

Posted by: Julia Child is the model at September 02, 2026 06:24 PM (4RYRd)

117
I wonder why we have so many "influencers" who promote lefty shit.

Ever notice the lack of "influencers" who promote living a wholesome Godly life?

Posted by: four seasons at September 02, 2026 06:25 PM (/QHx4)

118 I had Gemini check and apparently Canada is now the US' second largest trading partner after America. Apparently, easy access to the US is our big selling point.

President Trump is apparently actively working to diversify away from us, We deserve to be between 6 and 15. Canada and China were the only countries that couldn't deal with President Trump.

Spank us. Spank us hard.

El-Sayed commercial. He's all American trying to live the dream.....

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at September 02, 2026 06:25 PM (Sco7b)

119 Well that's definitely a take.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2026 06:20 PM (uhVAy)
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I mean, given everything else that is going on, you can't dismiss it outright.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 02, 2026 06:22 PM (ZOv7s)

Not sure whose the copium peddler, could be Carney or the poster. But if you wanted the Chinese in you could just build another plant in the millions of square miles of space left over instead of leaving a hole in your economy until this gets established.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2026 06:25 PM (uhVAy)

120 Well, if O'Brien's a chick that's, what's the word I'm searching for...regrettable?

Partially, I mistook the SRI-head for male-pattern receding.

Posted by: Delurker at September 02, 2026 06:25 PM (2Drhq)

121 92 The "Affordable Care Act" has a lot of these shills as well. "Oh we're just promoting that you need to get insured."
Posted by: 88C+u

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It started with taxpayer money going to "rock the vote" and get out dem voters.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 02, 2026 06:26 PM (pl+91)

122 Wait, didn't Dylan Mulvaney already explain that JUGS really means "just us guys"

Posted by: Boswell at September 02, 2026 06:26 PM (j10i6)

123 Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 02, 2026 06:06 PM (ZOv7s)

I honestly don't know what feminism is supposed to mean anymore., although it seems like it's now become a term to mean disliking men and thinking women are superior to menWhen I used to call myself a feminist, and when I was a voting Democrat I thought feminist meant that women are capable of fulfilling some of the same jobs men do and if they did those jobs effectively they should be paid what men are paid ( and yes, I am totally against DEI when it means hiring people who are unqualified for jobs based on gender and ethnicity ). As far as hating men, well I've been happily married to a man for over 30 years ( He's my best friend ) and I've also had wonderful male colleagues. And no, I do t want to debate this. I've just made dinner and I will now goad enjoy it with my husband.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 02, 2026 06:26 PM (rHgXV)

124 Can't trust a penguin poster.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 02, 2026 06:26 PM (Cqx++)

125 "Have you thought of the Epstein Files today?" -- People who never thought the Epstein Files for 4 years.

Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2026 06:26 PM (Fi81e)

126 Ms Rowland's and maybe Ms O'Brien, you are giving Muslims impure thoughts . Don the burkha or assume the position

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 02, 2026 06:26 PM (M9Oed)

127 Emilia Rowland, will you stand up please?

I bet it looks like she has Gene Shalit's head in a thighlock.

Posted by: Delurker at September 02, 2026 06:22 PM (2Drhq)

lol

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon, Turnming Japanese at September 02, 2026 06:26 PM (dK+Kv)

128 More on the BYD/Stellantis thing - just asked a buddy in the industry and he said people are talking about it, no idea if it is true.

China will be well and truly screwed, because the US won't import them, so they will only be able to ship them to Europe. Maybe another datapoint that he wants EU membership.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 02, 2026 06:26 PM (ZOv7s)

129 I had Gemini check and apparently Canada is now the US' second largest trading partner after America. Apparently, easy access to the US is our big selling point.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at September 02, 2026 06:25 PM (Sco7b)

something in there is unclear.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2026 06:27 PM (uhVAy)

130 I use to watch Tim Tracker until he started to pull this shit, Hey we are checking out this Vacation Home and during the video an Ebike gets dropped off, Hey This bike just showed up for me to check out and if you book with this company use code TRACKER to get %20 off your booking.

No mention he's being paid or getting kick backs. That's why PROJECT FARM is the best channel, pays for things himself. I always check his channel before buying tools or anything.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 02, 2026 06:27 PM (ubCxQ)

131 She could make bank shilling for Roundup.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon, Turnming Japanese at September 02, 2026 06:27 PM (dK+Kv)

132 Have you thought of the Epstein Files today?

These people need to touch grass.

Posted by: Delurker at September 02, 2026 06:28 PM (2Drhq)

133 China will be well and truly screwed, because the US won't import them, so they will only be able to ship them to Europe. Maybe another datapoint that he wants EU membership.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 02, 2026 06:26 PM (ZOv7s)

That's hilarious, they would ban your wood industry to save a 10 acre woodlot in France from competition.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2026 06:28 PM (uhVAy)

134 Well, there is now a new ShoeOnHead Video up the Lindsay Clancy Case...this should be good.

Posted by: garrett at September 02, 2026 06:29 PM (zPGLA)

135 Have you thought of the Epstein Files today?

These people need to touch grass.
Posted by: Delurker at September 02, 2026 06:28 PM (2Drhq)
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I think they already do that too much. And smoke it, too.

Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2026 06:29 PM (Fi81e)

136 Not sure whose the copium peddler, could be Carney or the poster. But if you wanted the Chinese in you could just build another plant in the millions of square miles of space left over instead of leaving a hole in your economy until this gets established.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2026 06:25 PM (uhVAy)
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The idea is to burn the bridges with the US and enter the EU's orbit. The US will never import Chinese EVs. Non-starter, so this locks them into the EU, which Carney has openly advocated.

If Alberta leaves, fine, the rump will be even more Liberal and with EU rules on speech, extremism, it will be a one-party state fueled by anti-Americanism and a Chicom outpost.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 02, 2026 06:29 PM (ZOv7s)

137 Only Chinese gets between me and my BYDs

Posted by: Iconic Carney underwear ad at September 02, 2026 06:29 PM (4RYRd)

138 Emilia Rowland, will you stand up please?

I bet it looks like she has Gene Shalit's head in a thighlock.

Posted by: Delurker at September 02, 2026 06:22 PM (2Drhq)

SRI-head is a new one for me.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon, Turnming Japanese at September 02, 2026 06:30 PM (dK+Kv)

139 This is Larceny. It's a violation of City, State, and Federal law. It is statutory fraud, misuse of public funds, and should he run for re-election eventually it will be misreporting of campaign expenditure.

And, technically those in receipt of the funds are accessories to the crime. Under the law they are obligated to return all payments. How many of these fine, upstanding and disciplined youngsters could do that at the drop of a hat, do you think? I'm betting not many of them.

Posted by: Orson at September 02, 2026 06:30 PM (dIske)

140 I honestly don't know what feminism is supposed to mean anymore., although it seems like it's now become a term to mean disliking men and thinking women are superior to men
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 02, 2026 06:26 PM (rHgXV)

Feminism is what women at tony universities with tenure say it is in their papers that nobody reads.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2026 06:31 PM (uhVAy)

141 These people need to touch grass.
Posted by: Delurker

ick

We pay Miguel for that

Posted by: It's me, Karen at September 02, 2026 06:31 PM (4RYRd)

142 That's hilarious, they would ban your wood industry to save a 10 acre woodlot in France from competition.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2026 06:28 PM (uhVAy)
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The point of the EU isn't economic growth, it's societal control. It started as a customs union to promote economic growth, but that's no longer a priority. Hasn't been for a long time.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 02, 2026 06:31 PM (ZOv7s)

143 CP fail.

re: Allie

she looks like a dude.

I don't think she is, but the physiognomy of lefties is dudes who look effeminate and girls who look like dudes.

She's a Build-a-Bear 1.

Posted by: ace at September 02, 2026 06:01 PM (1wjle)

Temu Mr. Incredible.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon, Turnming Japanese at September 02, 2026 06:32 PM (dK+Kv)

144 Somebody pointed out that the Flooding in Tibet that the Chinese are not using any Chinese made vehicles, they are using Toyota's

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 02, 2026 06:32 PM (ubCxQ)

145 Well, there is now a new ShoeOnHead Video up the Lindsay Clancy Case...this should be good.
Posted by: garrett at September 02, 2026 06:29 PM (zPGLA)

Commie Mommie on another rampage?

Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2026 06:32 PM (uhVAy)

146 Is buttereyebrows a thing?

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 02, 2026 06:33 PM (bX16E)

147 134 Well, there is now a new ShoeOnHead Video up the Lindsay Clancy Case...this should be good.
Posted by: garrett

I don't think I've clicked on something so fast and hard since my first girlfriend

Posted by: 88C+u at September 02, 2026 06:33 PM (88C+u)

148 If Alberta leaves, fine, the rump will be even more Liberal and with EU rules on speech, extremism, it will be a one-party state fueled by anti-Americanism and a Chicom outpost.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
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Then China builds a military post...

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 02, 2026 06:33 PM (hPgrk)

149 Mexico has apparently really benefitted from US companies coming back to North America.

News

-storms - Texas
-Clancy
-elementary school shutdown
-USS Lincoln soldiers touch land - NBC loves the troops

Leading off
CBS - East Texas floods. Be safe morons.
ABC - Minneapolis - shit happening
NBC - Floods

Back to work living that Canadian dream. Good night all.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at September 02, 2026 06:33 PM (Sco7b)

150 If Alberta leaves, fine, the rump will be even more Liberal and with EU rules on speech, extremism, it will be a one-party state fueled by anti-Americanism and a Chicom outpost.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 02, 2026 06:29 PM (ZOv7s)
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Let them.

From "Shooting News Weekly":

"A newly-released “second wave” of the National Firearms Survey by Prof. William English at the McDonough School of Business, Georgetown University shows an estimated 88 million citizens own some 461 million firearms, including more than 40 million modern semiautomatic rifles, affirming such rifles are in “commonly use” and therefore should be protected by the Second Amendment."

Posted by: mrp at September 02, 2026 06:34 PM (rj6Yv)

151 The point of the EU isn't economic growth, it's societal control. It started as a customs union to promote economic growth, but that's no longer a priority. Hasn't been for a long time.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

The purpose of a thing is what is does.

The EU has flatlined economically for 20 years.

Lotsa regulations though

Posted by: Miklos deprived them of my Essence at September 02, 2026 06:34 PM (4RYRd)

152 Ever notice the lack of "influencers" who promote living a wholesome Godly life?

Posted by: four seasons at September 02, 2026 06:25 PM (/QHx4)

I can think of one. Yee Yee something or other. He shoots things with guns, but at the end he preaches the Gospel. I've seen short clips on the yoo toobz.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at September 02, 2026 06:34 PM (0aYVJ)

153 Somebody pointed out that the Flooding in Tibet that the Chinese are not using any Chinese made vehicles, they are using Toyota's
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 02, 2026 06:32 PM (ubCxQ)
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I've got a post up about that on ahlloyd.com for those who are interested. Lots of strangeness going on there.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 02, 2026 06:34 PM (ZOv7s)

154 The point of the EU isn't economic growth, it's societal control. It started as a customs union to promote economic growth, but that's no longer a priority. Hasn't been for a long time.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 02, 2026 06:31 PM (ZOv7s)

No, it is wearing the common market as a skin suit. It's goal from the start was to be a World Power to rival the US and Russia, and now China. They just pretty much fucked up that game but still go through the motions.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2026 06:35 PM (uhVAy)

155 The worst part to it isn't the propaganda. The worst part is this is basically him handing a make-work job to a bunch of people who feel entitled to get paid for posting on TikTok and s**t. There's a large chunk of a generation out there who thinks "sick burns" and s**t-posting is an actual job they should be compensated for.

And our society is so damn rich, they can get away with it.

Posted by: GWB at September 02, 2026 06:35 PM (kU0PQ)

156 >>>Psyops as far as the eye can see.

Posted by: mrp

>It's silly, but it employs thousands of people who have no self-awareness and their hair is on fire.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 02, 2026 06:35 PM (C/aDH)

157 I can think of one. Yee Yee something or other. He shoots things with guns, but at the end he preaches the Gospel. I've seen short clips on the yoo toobz.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at September 02, 2026 06:34 PM (0aYVJ)

Nuxanor apparently has bible readings and readings of the Koran on one of his sites, Patreon?

Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2026 06:36 PM (uhVAy)

158 I went to the dentist today. They had a Christmas tree in the waiting room. So 'tis the season to be jolly.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 02, 2026 06:37 PM (ndZc7)

159 OT just for her creativity:
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W.A.R. Jr
@EdwardAnthony63
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2h
This woman should be given the presidential medal of freedom from President Trump

A Florida woman was arrested after allegedly pretending to work at Costco in Tampa and turning the sample station into an impromptu “happy hour” for shoppers.

Authorities say 32-year-old Brianna Keller entered the store dressed in black pants, a red polo, and a take badge reading “Crystal - Beverage Team,” then spent nearly an hour handing out tequila shots in tiny ketchup cups beside the snack aisle. She reportedly paired liquors with frozen appetizers, told customers it was “technically a tasting event,” and even proposed “bottomless sample Fridays” to management.

Employees grew concerned as customers started applauding her chants like “Weekend mode activated!” and some were seen dancing near mattress displays with condiment cups.

The stunt ended when a manager noticed the scene, and Keller was arrested while shouting “WHO’S READY FOR ROUND TWO?” as officers escorted her out. One shopper joked, “I honestly thought Costco was just evolving.”

Posted by: beckster at September 02, 2026 06:37 PM (kX27y)

160 I wonder why we have so many "influencers" who promote lefty shit.

Ever notice the lack of "influencers" who promote living a wholesome Godly life?

Posted by: four seasons at September 02, 2026 06:25 PM (/QHx4)
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There are a ton of Christian youtubers and social media. A bunch are flaming hypocrites, but they are very definitely there. You just have to look.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 02, 2026 06:37 PM (ZOv7s)

161 I've laregely foresaken ShoeOnHead for Angela Rose when it comes to young, cute, hip, funny female rightie influencers. Plus, Angela does actual in-the-field journalism along with the studio vids.

Posted by: Delurker at September 02, 2026 06:37 PM (2Drhq)

162 >>Commie Mommie on another rampage?


It's adorable to watch her cling to the notion of classic liberalism while she bakes cookies for the Dark Side.

Posted by: garrett at September 02, 2026 06:37 PM (zPGLA)

163 Multiple people shot in downtown Minneapolis; two police officers involved.

Governor Walz' safety team has arrived. 🤔🤫

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 02, 2026 06:38 PM (NFX2v)

164 The web of online personalities are being fed talking points by City Hall through an encrypted Signal group text,

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The JournoList never dies.

Posted by: Decaf at September 02, 2026 06:39 PM (ZNpJk)

165 It's always the young (usually white) women shilling for their eventual subjugation.

Posted by: redchief at September 02, 2026 06:39 PM (oKwKB)

166 163 Multiple people shot in downtown Minneapolis; two police officers involved.

Governor Walz' safety team has arrived. 🤔🤫

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 02, 2026 06:38 PM (NFX2v)


Has Walz blamed Trump yet?

Posted by: Gref at September 02, 2026 06:39 PM (5rh/l)

167 Argh. This new keyboard is giving me fits. Sorry for the typos.

Posted by: Delurker at September 02, 2026 06:39 PM (2Drhq)

168 >>Commie Mommie on another rampage?


It's adorable to watch her cling to the notion of classic liberalism while she bakes cookies for the Dark Side.
Posted by: garrett at September 02, 2026 06:37 PM (zPGLA)

I remember when she was with a Right Wing dude with her bunny slippers. Long ago.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2026 06:39 PM (uhVAy)

169 Multiple people shot in downtown Minneapolis; two police officers involved.

Governor Walz' safety team has arrived. 🤔🤫

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 02, 2026 06:38 PM (NFX2v)
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I hope no one got their aesthetics injured!

Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2026 06:39 PM (Fi81e)

170 Canada is valuable for only one reason: its relationship with the US. Without it, they're no different than Macedonia or Albania: only remarkable as a rare white third-world country - except with shit weather.

Let China have it.

We can laugh while they sort out just what Canada is worth, and then boot them out anyway. Trying to take over this country is a retarded idea for them.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 02, 2026 06:40 PM (BI5O2)

171 The web of online personalities are being fed talking points by City Hall through an encrypted Signal group text,

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The JournoList never dies.
Posted by: Decaf at September 02, 2026 06:39 PM (ZNpJk)

Much older than that. Commies always needed ways to learn the stuff they would be shot for not repeating.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2026 06:40 PM (uhVAy)

172 No, it is wearing the common market as a skin suit. It's goal from the start was to be a World Power to rival the US and Russia, and now China. They just pretty much fucked up that game but still go through the motions.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2026 06:35 PM (uhVAy)
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We are substantively in agreement. The Common Market era was very different, not just in degree but in kind. War-torn countries trying to rebuild vs elitist technocrats living out their globalism dictatorship fantasy.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 02, 2026 06:40 PM (ZOv7s)

173
Zohran's shit eatin' smile is such a facade. He's like Obama. Thin skinned, whiny, petulant and wants to be loved.

Posted by: Frank Barone at September 02, 2026 06:41 PM (OkYzo)

174 Posted by: beckster at September 02, 2026 06:37 PM (kX27y)

__________________________

Sadly, that was a fake article that was first posted on a satircal website....and there is no arrest record for anyone using that name.

Do better!!!! The big clue was that the photo is of a semi-hot girl.

Posted by: Orson at September 02, 2026 06:41 PM (dIske)

175 And never seen on American TV until Network 90 where they had established the pair.
Posted by: Axeman at September

Bob and Doug MacKenzie made a movie at the height of their popularity called Strange Brew. The villain was of all people Max Von Sydow.

It's not very good though.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at September 02, 2026 06:41 PM (l26NL)

176 Canada is valuable for only one reason: its relationship with the US. Without it, they're no different than Macedonia or Albania: only remarkable as a rare white third-world country - except with shit weather.

Let China have it.

We can laugh while they sort out just what Canada is worth, and then boot them out anyway. Trying to take over this country is a retarded idea for them.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 02, 2026 06:40 PM (BI5O2)

Nope. Monroe Doctrine, block that off at once.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2026 06:41 PM (uhVAy)

177 Multiple people shot in downtown Minneapolis; two police officers involved.

Governor Walz' safety team has arrived. 🤔🤫

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 02, 2026 06:38 PM (NFX2v)
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I hope no one got their aesthetics injured!

Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2026 06:39 PM (Fi81e)

lol

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon, Turnming Japanese at September 02, 2026 06:41 PM (dK+Kv)

178 Bob and Doug MacKenzie made a movie at the height of their popularity called Strange Brew. The villain was of all people Max Von Sydow.

It's not very good though.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at September 02, 2026 06:41 PM (l26NL)

its basically the two guys riffing and drinking beer for a few minutes, you can only stretch it so far.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2026 06:42 PM (uhVAy)

179 Canada. All your poutine, maple syrup and Rush albums are belong to us.

Now, let me hear the lament-eh-tions of your women.

Posted by: Delurker at September 02, 2026 06:42 PM (2Drhq)

180 Do they have Brianna's mugshot? She sounds like a keeper!

Posted by: Common Tater at September 02, 2026 06:42 PM (45k/r)

181 I used to dismiss gossip about Mamdani being gay, he is married after all but the more I read about that marriage the more I think the gossip may be true. Why is a newly-married wife travelling all over the world and spending least amount of time with her husband? Was there even a honeymoon, a few days or even a weekend? Isn't it the Islamic culture to have babies, lots of them? I suppose biology demands sexual congress for that to happen.

Posted by: Decaf at September 02, 2026 06:42 PM (ZNpJk)

182 Mamdani seems to be taking the Jack Nicholson version of the Joker approach to governing Gotham.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 02, 2026 06:43 PM (Dv3i1)

183 That NYC thing that supports Manami looks like John Lennon !!!!!

If my dog had a face that that...... I would shave its Ass and teach it to walk backwards !!!!!!!

Posted by: Jackson K. at September 02, 2026 06:43 PM (eO806)

184 That NYC thing that supports Manami looks like John Lennon !!!!!

Posted by: Jackson K. at September 02, 2026 06:43 PM (eO806)
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Imagine!

Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2026 06:44 PM (Fi81e)

185 I used to dismiss gossip about Mamdani being gay, he is married after all but the more I read about that marriage the more I think the gossip may be true. Why is a newly-married wife travelling all over the world and spending least amount of time with her husband? Was there even a honeymoon, a few days or even a weekend? Isn't it the Islamic culture to have babies, lots of them? I suppose biology demands sexual congress for that to happen.
Posted by: Decaf at September 02, 2026 06:42 PM (ZNpJk)

Well those circles he's in are pretty gay

Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2026 06:44 PM (uhVAy)

186 Madmani : Temu Pol Pot.

Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2026 06:44 PM (Fi81e)

187 OK, the Tequila-shots-at-Costco is a fake story.

Oh well

Posted by: Common Tater at September 02, 2026 06:44 PM (45k/r)

188 >>>Argh. This new keyboard is giving me fits. Sorry for the typos.

Posted by: Delurker

>I recently bought a new notebook and their is some underlying AI embedded in the system that will randomly change what you write. I have never seen so many typos, deletions, omissions, - not a problem on my last system.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 02, 2026 06:44 PM (C/aDH)

189 170 Canada is valuable for only one reason: its relationship with the US. Without it, they're no different than Macedonia or Albania: only remarkable as a rare white third-world country - except with shit weather.

Let China have it.

We can laugh while they sort out just what Canada is worth, and then boot them out anyway. Trying to take over this country is a retarded idea for them.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 02, 2026 06:40 PM (BI5O2)
__________________________

China is playing the long game with Canada...and Norway for that matter. What they are doing is innundating the economy and becoming a necessity. Eventually, they'll start up with the threats with ONE SINGLE GOAL in mind. They telegraphed that goal by declaring themselves a "Near Arctic State." Make no mistake, China want the resources in the Arctic, and as it now stands they have no claim. But, they've started to make themselves indespensible to Canada, and Norway to gain control of Northern resources.

Posted by: Orson at September 02, 2026 06:44 PM (dIske)

190 I've just made dinner and I will now goad enjoy it with my husband.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Just don't forget to wear that sexy "Handmaiden" outfit, O.K.?

Posted by: Auspex at September 02, 2026 06:45 PM (Y8DZL)

191 Bob and Doug MacKenzie made a movie at the height of their popularity called Strange Brew. The villain was of all people Max Von Sydow.

It's not very good though.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at September 02, 2026 06:41 PM (l26NL)
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It's not an all-time classic, but it has a lot of good lines and funny bits.

Mel Blanc as their father was pretty funny as was "Luke, I'm you're father, eh? Give into the dark side, ya knob!"

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 02, 2026 06:46 PM (ZOv7s)

192 Let China have it.
____

Hold on, the Hindus, Sikhs and Muslims might not make it so easy for China.

Oddly, the Quebeckers seem surprisingly quiet on the ongoing colonization.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 02, 2026 06:46 PM (Dv3i1)

193 Canada is valuable for only one reason
---
Soylent Green supplies, they just need to spin up the engines of Soylent Green.

Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2026 06:46 PM (Fi81e)

194 Nope. Monroe Doctrine, block that off at once.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2026 06:41 PM (uhVAy)

Kick them out after they ruin Canada. It won't be hard.

Make Canada get fucked by her new boyfriend before we beat his ass, send him packing, and leave her to panhandle under a bridge.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 02, 2026 06:46 PM (BI5O2)

195 Bob and Doug MacKenzie featuring Geddy Lee had a hit single with "Take Off." It was actually pretty cool. Geddy's parts anyway.

Take off, to the great white north! Take off-it's a beauty way to go!

Posted by: Delurker at September 02, 2026 06:47 PM (2Drhq)

196 I used to dismiss gossip about Mamdani being gay, he is married after all but the more I read about that marriage the more I think the gossip may be true. Why is a newly-married wife travelling all over the world and spending least amount of time with her husband? Was there even a honeymoon, a few days or even a weekend? Isn't it the Islamic culture to have babies, lots of them? I suppose biology demands sexual congress for that to happen.
Posted by: Decaf at September 02, 2026 06:42 PM (ZNpJk)
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I'm sure their marriage just as sexually active as the Obamas - lots of sex, just not with each other.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 02, 2026 06:47 PM (ZOv7s)

197 I read somewhere that one of the Canadian Maritimes was considered a British territory until after WW Eleven. New Foundland or Labrador I think. That surprised me.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at September 02, 2026 06:48 PM (l26NL)

198 I saw parts of Strange Brew. A lot of Canadian in-jokes which I'd only get if I moved to Canada and I guess would have to fuck a moose or something.
I didn't like it and I'm not fucking a moose.

Posted by: 88C+u at September 02, 2026 06:48 PM (88C+u)

199 Bob and Doug MacKenzie made a movie at the height of their popularity called Strange Brew. The villain was of all people Max Von Sydow.

It's not very good though.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at September 02, 2026 06:41 PM (l26NL)
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It's not an all-time classic, but it has a lot of good lines and funny bits.
---
IMO it has a fall-down funny gag with the dog near the end.

I could not breathe.

Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2026 06:48 PM (Fi81e)

200
The Guess Who's "American Woman" was a cassus belli with Canada 50 years ago.

Posted by: Auspex at September 02, 2026 06:48 PM (Y8DZL)

201 China is playing the long game with Canada...and Norway for that matter. What they are doing is innundating the economy and becoming a necessity. Eventually, they'll start up with the threats with ONE SINGLE GOAL in mind. They telegraphed that goal by declaring themselves a "Near Arctic State." Make no mistake, China want the resources in the Arctic, and as it now stands they have no claim. But, they've started to make themselves indespensible to Canada, and Norway to gain control of Northern resources.
Posted by: Orson at September 02, 2026 06:44 PM (dIske)

Its a long way home from Norway or Northern Canada without using the Bering Strait or the Denmark one.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2026 06:48 PM (uhVAy)

202 China want the resources in the Arctic,
_____

Any chance the idiots who laughed at Trump's call for US takeover of Greenland have figured this out yet?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 02, 2026 06:49 PM (Dv3i1)

203 I'm sure their marriage just as sexually active as the Obamas - lots of sex, just not with each other.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 02, 2026 06:47 PM (ZOv7s)
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Wait. How does that differentiate them from the Clintons?

Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2026 06:49 PM (Fi81e)

204 The Guess Who's "American Woman" was a cassus belli with Canada 50 years ago.
Posted by: Auspex at September 02, 2026 06:48 PM (Y8DZL)

now we can threaten them with a few million of our finest.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2026 06:50 PM (uhVAy)

205 Lots of building materials come frome Canada, not only wood products though that is a major market. I see metal door frames often made in Canada.

Posted by: Skip at September 02, 2026 06:50 PM (Ia/+0)

206 Decent jugs but a witch-face.


No tats either. I'm surprised.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 02, 2026 06:51 PM (2WIwB)

207 AoSHQ is running slow, yes? I've reset everything on my end, and the loading circle is just spinning on every refresh.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 02, 2026 06:51 PM (diia5)

208 I read somewhere that one of the Canadian Maritimes was considered a British territory until after WW Eleven. New Foundland or Labrador I think. That surprised me.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at September 02, 2026 06:48 PM (l26NL)

yes.

We also promised to defend Canada before we were even at war so they could strip the troops and ships to defend England.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2026 06:52 PM (uhVAy)

209 Lots of building materials come frome Canada, not only wood products though that is a major market. I see metal door frames often made in Canada.
Posted by: Skip at September 02, 2026 06:50 PM (Ia/+0)

"Burn it all."
----signed, Preezy YD

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 02, 2026 06:53 PM (BI5O2)

210 Meet Allie O'Brien.
Two years ago she was posting about penguins. Today she's one of hundreds of progressive influencers being handed New York taxpayer money to shill for socialist Mayor Zohran Mamdani.


Presumably, the new boss' poop smells slightly better than the old bosses' poop.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 02, 2026 06:53 PM (0sNs1)

211 Lots of building materials come frome Canada, not only wood products though that is a major market. I see metal door frames often made in Canada.
Posted by: Skip at September 02, 2026 06:50 PM (Ia/+0)

Probably booby trapped to admit Beaver Assassins.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2026 06:53 PM (uhVAy)

212 163 Multiple people shot in downtown Minneapolis; two police officers involved.

Governor Walz' safety team has arrived. 🤔🤫

Posted by: L - No nic

I'm worried about the backlash against the Somali community.

Posted by: No Serious Person Ever at September 02, 2026 06:53 PM (neR8a)

213
The Bob and Doug MacKenzie skit was originally a Canadian Government mandate for SCTV for national content since they were doing the show from Toronto.

So, from the start, it was a goof on their government.

Posted by: Auspex at September 02, 2026 06:53 PM (Y8DZL)

214 I'm sure their marriage just as sexually active as the Obamas - lots of sex, just not with each other.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 02, 2026 06:47 PM (ZOv7s)
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Like a lot of marriages between Leftists, I suspect it's a purely transactional relationship.

Nothing more than a business arrangement used to advance their own interests.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 02, 2026 06:53 PM (FZ29D)

215 No tats either. I'm surprised.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 02, 2026 06:51 PM


That you can see.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 02, 2026 06:53 PM (0sNs1)

216 O/T

Active shooter and killer in Minnesota apt building. Some killed. 2 officers wounded.

Gov Walz declares the shooter is not Somolian (ok, I made that up).

Sad, regardless, of people encountering their last moment with demons.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 02, 2026 06:54 PM (hzuYO)

217 205 Lots of building materials come frome Canada, not only wood products though that is a major market. I see metal door frames often made in Canada.

As a customs broker, this is very true. Canada imports a metric shit-ton of wood and wood products to the US. Most of the country is uninhabitable and also filled with trees, so it makes sense. Always wondered how their eco-freaks feel aboiut that.

Posted by: Delurker at September 02, 2026 06:54 PM (2Drhq)

218 Emilia Rowland, Director of New Media and Cultural Communications at the NYC Office of the Mayor


...has great hooters
Posted by: Don Black, bringing the funk at September 02, 2026 06:22 PM (ZxPkt)

Emily Ratajkowski has phenomenal hooters.

Posted by: Count de Monet's Remote Location at September 02, 2026 06:54 PM (q2NNn)

219 The Guess Who's "American Woman" was a cassus belli with Canada 50 years ago.
Posted by: Auspex at September 02, 2026 06:48 PM (Y8DZL)

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IIRC, Burton Cummings explained that "California Woman" didn't fit in as well.

Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2026 06:54 PM (Fi81e)

220 If this Socialism Garbage is so great and everyone is equal, then why is Putin a Billionaire ???

Posted by: Jackson K. at September 02, 2026 06:55 PM (eO806)

221 As a customs broker, this is very true. Canada imports a metric shit-ton of wood and wood products to the US. Most of the country is uninhabitable and also filled with trees, so it makes sense. Always wondered how their eco-freaks feel aboiut that.
Posted by: Delurker at September 02, 2026 06:54 PM (2Drhq)


They don't care, they'd strip mine a place to make a venue for a party, and leave it full of garbage at the end for Gaia.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2026 06:55 PM (uhVAy)

222 Lots of building materials come frome Canada, not only wood products though that is a major market. I see metal door frames often made in Canada.
Posted by: Skip at September 02, 2026 06:50 PM (Ia/+0)

"Burn it all."
----signed, Preezy YD


Sorry, Canadian "climate change" got to it first this year.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 02, 2026 06:56 PM (vJrRc)

223 If this Socialism Garbage is so great and everyone is equal, then why is Putin a Billionaire ???
Posted by: Jackson K. at September 02, 2026 06:55 PM (eO806)

he's not a socialist.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2026 06:56 PM (uhVAy)

224 Some animals are created more equal than others.

Posted by: Delurker at September 02, 2026 06:56 PM (2Drhq)

225 AHL,

I think the warning thing is overblown. They had some warning, but
- It is not clear anyone understood the "event" would lead to a flood
- It is doubtful anyone understood that the flood would be so much worse than what happened last year.
- And finally, what were they going to do? For the upstream stuff (the port, road, people) there was no where to run.

Now they should have had a system in place to warn the downstream Nepalese towns, but I am sure China would have avoided that as their policy is to avoid any mention of risk until it is too late, and then bury it.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 02, 2026 06:56 PM (Pr4Jo)

226 Regarding shooter in Minneapolis apt...Loring Towers apts appears to be a homeless type encampment of 10 floors. Busted elevators. Homeless sleep in halls.

Sounds nice.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 02, 2026 06:57 PM (hzuYO)

227 Mass shooting in a nice area of downtown MPLS, cops shoot + civilians. If this is a photo of the shooter, looks like another trans........

https://tinyurl.com/3cdawn3r

Posted by: beckster at September 02, 2026 06:57 PM (kX27y)

228 Multiple people shot in downtown Minneapolis; two police officers involved.

Governor Walz' safety team has arrived. 🤔🤫

-
Well, I hope they brought their Rorschach tests.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 02, 2026 06:57 PM (ndZc7)

229 We can laugh while they sort out just what Canada is worth, and then boot them out anyway. Trying to take over this country is a retarded idea for them.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 02, 2026 06:40 PM (BI5O2)

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China trying to take over any country in the Western hemisphere won't work long term. They can't project power over that distance for any length of time if/when the natives get restless.

The Muslims have a much more rational strategy for infiltration and conquest--outbreed the natives.

The Chinese simply can't keep up with that.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 02, 2026 06:58 PM (FZ29D)

230 Nood.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 02, 2026 07:00 PM (0sNs1)

231 The Muslims have a much more rational strategy for infiltration and conquest--outbreed the natives.
The Chinese simply can't keep up with that.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 02, 2026 06:58 PM (FZ29D)

Huh.

Posted by: the Uyghurs at September 02, 2026 07:00 PM (88C+u)

232
Universal Forest Products quietly moved corporate headquarters
to Atlanta this year and is shutting down operations in the north.

A shame, because a lot of builders I know think the far-north pine is a better framing material than what comes out of our south.

Posted by: Auspex at September 02, 2026 07:01 PM (Y8DZL)

233 Sounds nice.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 02, 2026 06:57 PM (hzuYO)

Heh.

Check out the TroubleTree by Hilton in Denver. The city leased it as a filing cabinet for zombie vagrants. They shovel 'em in, then haul out the corpses when they start to stink.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 02, 2026 07:02 PM (BI5O2)

234 NOOD

Spain





is pissed at the commie retards who likely frauded their way into power

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 02, 2026 07:02 PM (+fdRY)

235 “WHO’S READY FOR ROUND TWO?” as officers escorted her out. One shopper joked, “I honestly thought Costco was just evolving.”

Posted by: beckster
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New Kroger's Signature, out in the county, at the corner of the liquor isle passing out little cups of wine. Three different one's.
You could have a taste of each one. That's three.
Some people double back.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 02, 2026 07:04 PM (hPgrk)

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