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US Coast Guard Cutter Spencer Destroys The Nazi Submarine U-175,
April 17, 1943
From @LostTemple7

Baby bat snuggles with her teddy bear.

Thirteen year old senior dog found on the streets of Atlanta finally has a home.

Sexual harassment on the farm. And more debauchery.

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Dog wants the cat to scratch his hind.

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Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:20 PM

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1 Oh, hi!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 01, 2026 07:21 PM (zYpTz)

2 I went through some of my old draft posts and collected some old material... I hope this is new. You might see some things I posted before.

Posted by: ace at September 01, 2026 07:22 PM (1wjle)

3 US Coast Guard Cutter Spencer Destroys The Nazi Submarine U-175,
April 17, 1943

Imagine what that would do to Canada's two submarines from the Edmonton Mall.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 01, 2026 07:23 PM (zYpTz)

4 I was on an interviewing team earlier this afternoon. It was a Zoom interview (of course).

The candidate got a good view of three of my five cats during the interview process (Penny, Allie, and Chloe).

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 01, 2026 07:24 PM (FZ29D)

5 We need to do man on the street videos with the guys on that destroyer. What is a woman? How many genders? Can men play in women's sports? Is a mother responsible if she strangles her three children one by one?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 01, 2026 07:25 PM (zZu0s)

6
I am injured by looking at repeat videos.

See ya in court.

Posted by: four seasons at September 01, 2026 07:25 PM (/QHx4)

7 Cats & Dogs Cafe
—Disinformation Expert Ace
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Are they living together?!

Posted by: Peter Venkman at September 01, 2026 07:25 PM (Fi81e)

8 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at September 01, 2026 07:25 PM (Ia/+0)

9 I would never let anyone see my pussy on a Zoom call.

Posted by: Mrs Slocumbe at September 01, 2026 07:25 PM (MWfyi)

10 The candidate got a good view of three of my five cats during the interview process (Penny, Allie, and Chloe).
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 01, 2026 07:24 PM (FZ29D)

I just had a mental image of Vader talking g to the Emperor on the holo and a couple of the emperor's hairless cats stroll through frame.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 01, 2026 07:26 PM (zZu0s)

11 Elephant fills up at the pump.
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I admit I'm a bit curious what that feels like...Snorting a bunch of water up your nose, then squirting it out of your nose and down your throat.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 01, 2026 07:26 PM (FZ29D)

12 The pic is strangely incongruent with the remainder of the content and offends my aesthetic sensibilities. You'll be hearing from my lawyer.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 01, 2026 07:27 PM (XvL8K)

13 I just had a mental image of Vader talking g to the Emperor on the holo and a couple of the emperor's hairless cats stroll through frame.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 01, 2026 07:26 PM (zZu0s)
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I could see Emperor Palpatine as a "cat person."

Vader (Anakin) strikes me as a "dog person."

Maybe that's why they had a falling out.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 01, 2026 07:28 PM (FZ29D)

14 "I admit I'm a bit curious what that feels like"

You got trunk envy?

Posted by: fd at September 01, 2026 07:28 PM (MWfyi)

15 The pic is strangely incongruent with the remainder of the content and offends my aesthetic sensibilities. You'll be hearing from my lawyer.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 01, 2026 07:27 PM (XvL8K)
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Tomorrow's Art Thread is going to be LIT!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 01, 2026 07:28 PM (FZ29D)

16
We can have fun with the injured thing.

Posted by: four seasons at September 01, 2026 07:29 PM (/QHx4)

17 Polar bear cub and traffic cone and mom LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 01, 2026 07:29 PM (DzHyO)

18 I couldn't find the Johnny Depp version of Sleepy Hollow anywhere. It's on YouTube!

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at September 01, 2026 07:29 PM (l26NL)

19 I suggest Norman Rockwell. Everybody likes Rockwell, right?

Posted by: fd at September 01, 2026 07:29 PM (MWfyi)

20 I would never let anyone see my pussy on a Zoom call.
Posted by: Mrs Slocumbe at September 01, 2026 07:25 PM (MWfyi)
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Yeah, I kinda know how that feels....

Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin' at September 01, 2026 07:30 PM (Fi81e)

21
fd,

Some people will complain, lol.

Posted by: four seasons at September 01, 2026 07:30 PM (/QHx4)

22 We can have fun with the injured thing.

Posted by: four seasons at September 01, 2026 07:29 PM (/QHx4)
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"Aesthetic injury" is going to be our new favorite AoSHQ meme and it's going to be AWESOME!

Chief Justice Roberts has no idea what he's unleashed...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 01, 2026 07:30 PM (FZ29D)

23
Went out early this morning before the rain hit (it didn't). Thought I'd go to Confession, which was from 8:30 to 9:30. Got there at 8:10. The priest didn't show up until 8:45. By that time there was a line of about 25 people. Hope they got their opportunity.

Went shopping. Bought some frozen things in addition. As usual, got behind someone in the checkout line who had problems.

Got home. Didn't move for the rest of the day.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 01, 2026 07:31 PM (wHs2E)

24
Perfessor, i hope it comes back and bites him in the ass.

Posted by: four seasons at September 01, 2026 07:32 PM (/QHx4)

25 The pic is strangely incongruent with the remainder of the content and offends my aesthetic sensibilities. You'll be hearing from my lawyer.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 01, 2026 07:27 PM (XvL8K)
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Tomorrow's Art Thread is going to be LIT!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
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No it won't. I'm already working on a restraining order.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 01, 2026 07:32 PM (XvL8K)

26 "Aesthetic injury" is going to be our new favorite AoSHQ meme and it's going to be AWESOME!

Chief Justice Roberts has no idea what he's unleashed...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 01, 2026 07:30 PM (FZ29D)
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The Legal Standing of Feelz.

Posted by: Axeman at September 01, 2026 07:32 PM (Fi81e)

27 "Aesthetic injury" is going to be our new favorite AoSHQ meme and it's going to be AWESOME!

Chief Justice Roberts has no idea what he's unleashed...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 01, 2026 07:30 PM (FZ29D)

I've missed whatever this is about. Is it beat like a dead horse on a previous thread from today? I was at work and stuff.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 01, 2026 07:33 PM (zYpTz)

28
Axeman, yep

Posted by: four seasons at September 01, 2026 07:33 PM (/QHx4)

29
Hope this "aesthetic injury" stuff means we see more John Martin and Edward Landseer.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 01, 2026 07:34 PM (wHs2E)

30 Starting with a rabid bat is no way to welcome well-adjusted folks to the Cafe. Only miscreants and scalawags would approve.

Posted by: Penguin Benevolent Society at September 01, 2026 07:35 PM (JM9I6)

31 A Thai resort city is cracking down on prostitution ahead of the arrival of a San Diego-based US Navy aircraft carrier carrying about 5,000 sailors and Marines after more than 200 consecutive days at sea.

The USS Abraham Lincoln is due to dock Wednesday near Pattaya — one of Thailand’s best-known nightlife destinations — along with two accompanying Navy vessels.

Police have stepped up patrols around the city’s beachfront and nightlife areas ahead of the visit. Raids over the weekend detained roughly 40 to 50 people on suspicion of prostitution, according to The Independent.

“We are doing our best, but it is difficult,” Pattaya police chief Anek Srathongyoo said Monday, noting that sex workers could solicit people in public without authorities knowing.

Prostitution is illegal in Thailand, although the sex trade remains highly visible in tourist destinations including Pattaya and parts of Bangkok.

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 01, 2026 07:36 PM (/OKHJ)

32 Maybe we can just do ASCII art. Surely that will not offend anyone's asciisthetic sensibilities.

Posted by: fd at September 01, 2026 07:37 PM (MWfyi)

33
CBD will get complaints from people on the art thread.

Oh, I'm injured because the picture is wholesome or because the picture isn't bawdy enough.

Posted by: four seasons at September 01, 2026 07:38 PM (/QHx4)

34 Chief Justice Roberts has no idea what he's unleashed...

Legions of ambulance chasers are training their AI models as we speak.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 01, 2026 07:39 PM (vTZFs)

35 CBD will get complaints from people on the art thread.

Oh, I'm injured because the picture is wholesome or because the picture isn't bawdy enough.

Posted by: four seasons at September 01, 2026 07:38 PM (/QHx4)
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Sometimes there's no boobs anywhere!

Posted by: That Guy at September 01, 2026 07:39 PM (Fi81e)

36 Thanks for the fuzzies!

Just... 1, 2, carry the three... three!, Three more days until the weekend.

Please God, let that matter again soon!

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 01, 2026 07:40 PM (aJQbY)

37 CBD will get complaints from people on the art thread.

Oh, I'm injured because the picture is wholesome or because the picture isn't bawdy enough.

Posted by: four seasons
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Agreed. But occasionally, I'm sure he knows exactly what he's doing and chuckles to himself.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 01, 2026 07:40 PM (XvL8K)

38
CBD will get complaints from people on the art thread.

Oh, I'm injured because the picture is wholesome or because the picture isn't bawdy enough.

Posted by: four seasons

Rothko to the rescue!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 01, 2026 07:42 PM (Cqx++)

39 I love the cat and dog friend videos the best. Reminds me of my childhood.

Posted by: polynikes at September 01, 2026 07:42 PM (KC5Lt)

40 >>>Baby bat snuggles with her teddy bear.

Someone should tell that filthy bat that you can't suck blood out of a teddy bear.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 01, 2026 07:42 PM (syz1S)

41 I wish CBD would post more Bosch. It's got something for everyone.

Posted by: fd at September 01, 2026 07:44 PM (MWfyi)

42 Why is the killer of Charlie Kirk still not under indictment for anything? The maybe state trial judge for the case will shortly announce his ruling on whether there is probable cause to indict and try the scumbag for the murder of Kirk! A year after the murder!

In.Sane.

Posted by: Gref at September 01, 2026 07:44 PM (5rh/l)

43 Dog and sheep...

I have been that dog. I know that sheep. That's all I'm sayin.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 01, 2026 07:45 PM (aJQbY)

44 from this morning's Tech Thread:

your local weather (with ascii art!)

http://wttr.in/

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 01, 2026 07:45 PM (VyBeY)

45 40 >>>Baby bat snuggles with her teddy bear.

Someone should tell that filthy bat that you can't suck blood out of a teddy bear.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous

Thank you! Them's my sediments exactly!

Posted by: Penguin Pool Pete at September 01, 2026 07:46 PM (JM9I6)

46 We need to do man on the street videos with the guys on that destroyer. What is a woman? How many genders? Can men play in women's sports? Is a mother responsible if she strangles her three children one by one?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 01, 2026 07:25 PM (zZu0s)

How do you do interviews in a cemetery? Because if a crewman was 18 in 1943, he would be 101 today. But point taken, friend.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 01, 2026 07:47 PM (97NWC)

47 This judge is going on and on and on.

Just say it, Tyler Robinson is going to trial for murdering Charlie Kirk.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 01, 2026 07:47 PM (viF8m)

48 Prostitution is illegal in Thailand, although the sex trade remains highly visible in tourist destinations including Pattaya and parts of Bangkok.
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 01, 2026 07:36 PM (/OKHJ)
$20, same as Bangkok.

Posted by: Eromero at September 01, 2026 07:48 PM (LHPAg)

49 In case any literary Moron cares, the Hugos got awarded.

Basically, all the Tor bootlickers won rocket shaped phallic symbols. The best novel is about a time travelling historian who falls in love with their subject, a female knight in an analog of Britain.

If I want time travel and historians, there is always City on the Edge of Forever. Or a really obscure one, Pillars of Salt where the historian is projected into their subject's body to be an observer.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2026 07:48 PM (2GVsD)

50 42 Why is the killer of Charlie Kirk still not under indictment for anything?

they're hoping they can just let him go free, somehow.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 01, 2026 07:48 PM (VyBeY)

51 Never been an R. Crumb, Keith Haring, nor Peter Max on the "Art Thread" either.

Posted by: Andy Warhol at September 01, 2026 07:48 PM (JM9I6)

52 That sheep definitely knew the difference between a sheepdog and a wolf. Must have been a conservative sheep.

Posted by: polynikes at September 01, 2026 07:49 PM (KC5Lt)

53 *gratitude *

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 01, 2026 07:49 PM (VyBeY)

54 Finally, Tyler Robinson is going to trial. Obviously.

Fuck you Candace.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 01, 2026 07:50 PM (viF8m)

55 the last real Hugo was awarded to Three Body Problem

Posted by: and it wasn't even that great at September 01, 2026 07:50 PM (88C+u)

56 Definitely won't see any Reed Waller on the Art Thread. Thankfully. Or the idiot who created Cry for Dawn.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2026 07:50 PM (2GVsD)

57 Prostitution is illegal in Thailand, although the sex trade remains highly visible in tourist destinations including Pattaya and parts of Bangkok.
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 01, 2026 07:36 PM (/OKHJ)
$20, same as Bangkok.
Posted by: Eromero at September 01, 2026 07:48 PM (LHPAg)

Australia's sex trade business is almost as bad.

Posted by: polynikes at September 01, 2026 07:52 PM (KC5Lt)

58 Basically, all the Tor bootlickers won rocket shaped phallic symbols. The best novel is about a time travelling historian who falls in love with their subject, a female knight in an analog of Britain.

If I want time travel and historians, there is always City on the Edge of Forever. Or a really obscure one, Pillars of Salt where the historian is projected into their subject's body to be an observer.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2026 07:48 PM (2GVsD)
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Do we know if the time-traveling historian is male or female? (If I had to guess, it's the latter.)

Michael Crichton's Timeline did it better.

Tim Powers' The Anubis Gates is an interesting example of the bootstrap paradox.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 01, 2026 07:52 PM (FZ29D)

59 Nowadays Clancy can't even sing.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at September 01, 2026 07:52 PM (sjYS/)

60 The pic is strangely incongruent with the remainder of the content and offends my aesthetic sensibilities. You'll be hearing from my lawyer.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 01, 2026 07:27 PM (XvL8K)
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Tomorrow's Art Thread is going to be LIT!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

LIT? Yup. I predict this will be CBD's art selection tomorrow.
https://tinyurl.com/2s3kza7d

Posted by: Gref at September 01, 2026 07:53 PM (5rh/l)

61 I think Cruise is making a sequel or prequel to Edge of Tomorrow.

Posted by: polynikes at September 01, 2026 07:53 PM (KC5Lt)

62 Eric Flint's "Pyramid Scheme" does a decent job of 'history prof time-travels'. Sorta. To explain more would be spoilers.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 01, 2026 07:53 PM (aJQbY)

63 I remember when seeing "Hugo Award Winner" on a book cover was a recommendation, lol.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 01, 2026 07:53 PM (VyBeY)

64 Why is the killer of Charlie Kirk still not under indictment for anything? The maybe state trial judge for the case will shortly announce his ruling on whether there is probable cause to indict and try the scumbag for the murder of Kirk! A year after the murder!

In.Sane.
Posted by: Gref at September 01, 2026 07:44 PM (5rh/l)

***

I have to wonder if there isn't some serious black money backing the defense and obfuscating the whole case.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 01, 2026 07:53 PM (2WIwB)

65 The Anubis Gate was interesting except about halfway through I knew what was going to happen for an ending.

As for the gender/sex of the historian; I think you are correct, but I don't care to find out.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2026 07:54 PM (2GVsD)

66 Vader is more of a ferret kind a guy, maybe a mongoose or a stoat.

Stoat's are the homicidal maniacs of the animal world, killing just for fun.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 01, 2026 07:54 PM (XV/Pl)

67 ***Police have stepped up patrols around the city’s beachfront and nightlife areas ahead of the visit. Raids over the weekend detained roughly 40 to 50 people on suspicion of prostitution, according to The Independent. ***
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To keep things from blowing over the top Thailand should call in reinforcements from neighboring states. However, considering how enterprise works. Those ladies are already booking transport.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 01, 2026 07:54 PM (VPNgR)

68 LIT? Yup. I predict this will be CBD's art selection tomorrow.
https://tinyurl.com/2s3kza7d
Posted by: Gref at September 01, 2026 07:53 PM (5rh/l)
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A Ted Stryker original!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 01, 2026 07:55 PM (FZ29D)

69 Those lions are just doing what any moron would do if they saw whopey golburg coming towardst them.

Posted by: Eromero at September 01, 2026 07:55 PM (LHPAg)

70 >>I have to wonder if there isn't some serious black money backing the defense and obfuscating the whole case.

Utah law requires a preliminary hearing. The judge just ruled that the evidence justifies Tyler Robinson go to trial for the murder of Charlie Kirk.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 01, 2026 07:55 PM (viF8m)

71 I've missed whatever this is about. Is it beat like a dead horse on a previous thread from today? I was at work and stuff.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 01, 2026 07:33 PM (zYpTz)

I believe it has to do with the SCROTUM's decision on the White House Ballroom and Robert's dissent because he is a chomo who knows who butters his toast and he has no spine or sack.

Posted by: Pictures Of Roberts on Chomo Island at September 01, 2026 07:56 PM (cCXR+)

72 64 Why is the killer of Charlie Kirk still not under indictment for anything?
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For the same reason judge hasn't called a mistrial for Lindsay Clancy.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 01, 2026 07:56 PM (VPNgR)

73 We need some Frank Frazetta on the art thread.

That guy was an awesome natural talent. There is no that can match him .

Posted by: polynikes at September 01, 2026 07:56 PM (KC5Lt)

74 US Coast Guard Cutter Spencer Destroys The Nazi Submarine U-175,
April 17, 1943

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Very cool !! Now, what are we gonna with the homegrown nazis ???

Posted by: runner at September 01, 2026 07:56 PM (g47mK)

75 To win a Hugo now is to have a scarlet letter put upon your book.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2026 07:56 PM (2GVsD)

76 Sometimes there's no boobs anywhere!
Posted by: That Guy at September 01, 2026 07:39 PM (Fi81e)

Not true! It appears we will always have Justice Roberts.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 01, 2026 07:56 PM (dEHLq)

77
Lol

Posted by: four seasons at September 01, 2026 07:57 PM (/QHx4)

78 I believe it has to do with the SCROTUM's decision on the White House Ballroom and Robert's dissent because he is a chomo who knows who butters his toast and he has no spine or sack.
Posted by: Pictures Of Roberts on Chomo Island at September 01, 2026 07:56 PM (cCXR+)

Ah, thank you!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 01, 2026 07:58 PM (zYpTz)

79 Evenin’, All.

Posted by: Bulg at September 01, 2026 07:59 PM (77rzZ)

80 >>@BreccanFThies
·
3m
>>Judge GRAF rules there IS probable cause to send Tyler ROBINSON to trial for the aggravated murder of Charlie KIRK, meaning it will go forward as a death penalty case:

Posted by: JackStraw at September 01, 2026 07:59 PM (viF8m)

81 S. Clay Wilson for Art Thread?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at September 01, 2026 08:01 PM (c8vhZ)

82 Ben Kenobi was the sort to own a parrot

Posted by: Kindltot at September 01, 2026 08:01 PM (rbvCR)

83 Posted by: JackStraw at September 01, 2026 07:59 PM (viF8

I think he's going to take a plea deal to avoid the death penalty.

Posted by: polynikes at September 01, 2026 08:01 PM (KC5Lt)

84 64 Why is the killer of Charlie Kirk still not under indictment for anything? The maybe state trial judge for the case will shortly announce his ruling on whether there is probable cause to indict and try the scumbag for the murder of Kirk! A year after the murder!

In.Sane.
Posted by: Gref at September 01, 2026 07:44 PM (5rh/l)

***

I have to wonder if there isn't some serious black money backing the defense and obfuscating the whole case.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 01, 2026 07:53 PM (2WIwB)

The judge finally ruled there is indeed sufficient probable cause for trying the scumbag.

Maybe the judge took a year on this simple decision because he spent most of this time pleading for the case to be assigned to someone else. I fear the judge, jury, and prosecution team members will need to be put into the Federal Witness Protection Program. To prevent them from being assassinated by gay, trans, and furry crazies, plus the legions of Kirk h@ters.

Posted by: Gref at September 01, 2026 08:01 PM (5rh/l)

85 For the same reason judge hasn't called a mistrial for Lindsay Clancy.

Nowadays Clancy can't even sing.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at September 01, 2026 08:02 PM (c8vhZ)

86 73, 81 both acceptable

I like Jack Gaughan, but I know how a lot of us feel about abstract ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 01, 2026 08:03 PM (VyBeY)

87 “When the Americans stop doing memes, stop throwing shade, stop trying to be tough and start being serious about having those discussions, we can have those discussions,” Carney told reporters, discussing a possible trade deal.
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Is Ottawa burning?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 01, 2026 08:04 PM (RIvkX)

88 I think he's going to take a plea deal to avoid the death penalty.

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here is his plea deal, he cuts his nuts off on national TV and then harakiris himself, or ...the bullet

Posted by: runner at September 01, 2026 08:04 PM (g47mK)

89
Another use for robot vacuums.

A man in Taiwan programmed his to record his wife having an affair.

Posted by: four seasons at September 01, 2026 08:04 PM (/QHx4)

90 U-175 was a Type IXc U-boat that complete three war patrols and sank 10 ships totaling 40,619 GRT.

It was attacked three times by aircraft. Once by USAAF B-18s that caused no damage. Off Sierra Leone, an RAF Catalina dropped depth charges and caused minor damage. Off Dakar another RAF Catalina blasted the boat with six depth charges causing extensive damage including an oil leak.

Sub's luck ran out on 17 April 1943 off southwest Ireland when the US Coast Guard cutter Spencer sank the boat with depth charges and gunfire. 13 were killed and 41 became POWs.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2026 08:04 PM (2GVsD)

91 Any military Morons here know anything about Fort Polk?

Posted by: Bulg at September 01, 2026 08:04 PM (77rzZ)

92 88, without a second!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 01, 2026 08:05 PM (VyBeY)

93 >>I think he's going to take a plea deal to avoid the death penalty.

Probably. But he will die in prison.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 01, 2026 08:05 PM (viF8m)

94 Still rumbling outside
Have a good night everyone

Posted by: Skip at September 01, 2026 08:05 PM (Ia/+0)

95 Sub's luck ran out on 17 April 1943 off southwest Ireland when the US Coast Guard cutter Spencer sank the boat with depth charges and gunfire. 13 were killed and 41 became POWs.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2026 08:04 PM (2GVsD)

interesting!

Posted by: runner at September 01, 2026 08:06 PM (g47mK)

96 No one in their right mind wants to go to Ft. Polk in Louisiana.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2026 08:06 PM (2GVsD)

97 Canada is destroying all trade interactions with the United States because Carney finds Americans to be mean, and to facilitate money laundering for the Europeans without US Treasury intervention, but mostly because Americans are mean.

Sure.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 01, 2026 08:06 PM (rbvCR)

98 Runner

www.uboat.net is your friend.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2026 08:06 PM (2GVsD)

99 who the fuck is going to give him a plea deal? lol

Posted by: runner at September 01, 2026 08:06 PM (g47mK)

100 96 Anna Puma, why is that?

Posted by: Bulg at September 01, 2026 08:07 PM (77rzZ)

101 thanks Anna!

Posted by: runner at September 01, 2026 08:07 PM (g47mK)

102 Spencer sank the boat with depth charges and gunfire. 13 were killed and 41 became POWs.
Posted by: Anna Puma
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How did the 41 get out of a sinking submarine? Did some of them bail when it was still on the surface?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 01, 2026 08:08 PM (XvL8K)

103 "When the Americans stop doing memes, stop throwing shade, stop trying to be tough and start being serious about having those discussions, we can have those discussions,” Carney told reporters, discussing a possible trade deal.

Typical canadian. Sounds like he needs a new nappy and some nappy rash cream.

Posted by: Boudreaux's Butt Paste at September 01, 2026 08:08 PM (cCXR+)

104 Another use for robot vacuums.

A man in Taiwan programmed his to record his wife having an affair.
Posted by: four seasons

The list of things I expect my vacuum to do:

1. suck up dirt
2. recognize acts of sexual congress
3. record audio
4. record video

Posted by: mikeski at September 01, 2026 08:08 PM (VHUov)

105 here is his plea deal, he cuts his nuts off on national TV and then harakiris himself, or ...the bullet
Posted by: runner at September 01, 2026 08:04 PM (g47mK)
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iirc Utah is a firing squad state

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 01, 2026 08:09 PM (RIvkX)

106 named for Leonidas Polk?

Confederate general and episcopal(?) bishop.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 01, 2026 08:09 PM (VyBeY)

107 I sure hope that the guy collecting those baby skunks had their little stink machines removed before he let them loose inside.

Posted by: Tuna at September 01, 2026 08:09 PM (lJ0H4)

108 Most all of Frazetta's book covers , etc were copies of his original oil paintings. He was the guy who had the juice to demand his oil paintings back from his clients after they made their copies.

Before Frazetta most artists just assumed their original art work going to the client was part of the deal.

Posted by: polynikes at September 01, 2026 08:10 PM (KC5Lt)

109 "When the Americans stop doing memes, stop throwing shade, stop trying to be tough and start being serious about having those discussions, we can have those discussions,” Carney told reporters, discussing a possible trade deal.
Posted by: Boudreaux's Butt Paste

Someone can't stand being mocked.

You know who else can't stand being mocked?

Posted by: mikeski at September 01, 2026 08:10 PM (VHUov)

110 iirc Utah is a firing squad state
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 01, 2026 08:09 PM (RIvkX)

yes, a squad and no one knows which one has THE bullet

Posted by: runner at September 01, 2026 08:10 PM (g47mK)

111
mikeski,

Dual use appliances are cool, lol.

The husband got 5 months in jail for invading his wife's privacy.

Breitbart has the story.

Posted by: four seasons at September 01, 2026 08:12 PM (/QHx4)

112 Dogs and cats, living together!
Mass hysteria!

Posted by: IrishEi?! at September 01, 2026 08:13 PM (3ImbR)

113 Any military Morons here know anything about Fort Polk?
Posted by: Bulg

I've heard it sucks bad.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 01, 2026 08:13 PM (Cifda)

114 Sometimes the U-boat skipper would realize his sub was finished and surface before final destruction to save the crew. What Gallery and USS Guadalcanal did with U-505.

But sometimes the skipper still wants to fight after surfacing as one American can in the Atlantic found out, that was the time "Repel boarders" was called out and it was a nasty little fight where the squids were using Thompson SMGs and throwing hand grenades like baseballs at the U-boat crew.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2026 08:14 PM (2GVsD)

115 ho the fuck is going to give him a plea deal? lol
Posted by: runner at September 01, 2026 08:06 PM (g47mK)

The prosecution. Probably the same deal given to Kohlberger.

Stick your lol where the sun don't shine.

Posted by: polynikes at September 01, 2026 08:15 PM (KC5Lt)

116 iirc Utah is a firing squad state
Posted by: San Franpsycho

yes, a squad and no one knows which one has THE bullet
Posted by: runner

KABLAM! x 7!

"What? Everyone had a blank?"

"Give us a few minutes to reload, perp. And sorry about your trousers."

Posted by: mikeski at September 01, 2026 08:15 PM (VHUov)

117
Jeez, and they say Trump is thin-skinned. Carney better realize he's holding a low pair in this game.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 01, 2026 08:15 PM (wHs2E)

118 Any military Morons here know anything about Fort Polk?
Posted by: Bulg

I've heard it sucks bad.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 01, 2026 08:13 PM (Cifda)

I was very familiar with the PX in the early 70's.

Posted by: polynikes at September 01, 2026 08:16 PM (KC5Lt)

119 There is a channel on YouTube called Frazetta Girls that is run by Frank's granddaughter.

https://youtu.be/6IaHnVYSEpk

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2026 08:17 PM (2GVsD)

120 Canada has a GDP the size of NY State, is essentially a gas station and lumber mill and nothing else.

All we wanted was to sell dairy and alcohol to you retards.

But NOOOOO, TDS is going to be the governing principle.

We literally don't need anything from Canada.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 01, 2026 08:18 PM (XV/Pl)

121 >>>it was a nasty little fight where the squids were using Thompson SMGs and throwing hand grenades like baseballs at the U-boat crew.

Posted by: Anna Puma
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There's always a rotten apple.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 01, 2026 08:18 PM (VPNgR)

122 84 64 Why is the killer of Charlie Kirk still not under indictment for anything? The maybe state trial judge for the case will shortly announce his ruling on whether there is probable cause to indict and try the scumbag for the murder of Kirk! A year after the murder!

In.Sane.
Posted by: Gref at September 01, 2026 07:44 PM (5rh/l)

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I have to wonder if there isn't some serious black money backing the defense and obfuscating the whole case.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 01, 2026 07:53 PM (2WIwB)

The judge finally ruled there is indeed sufficient probable cause for trying the scumbag.

Maybe the judge took a year on this simple decision because he spent most of this time pleading for the case to be assigned to someone else. I fear the judge, jury, and prosecution team members will need to be put into the Federal Witness Protection Program. To prevent them from being assassinated by gay, trans, and furry crazies, plus the legions of Kirk h@ters.
Posted by: Gref
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Death penalty cases are different and the defense dragged out the process which they are allowed to do. So the judge is making sure to dot every i and cross every t to prevent a retrial and mistrial.

Posted by: whig at September 01, 2026 08:18 PM (E4rtv)

123 118 Polynikes, I understand that there’s a wildlife refuge on part of the Fort. Do you know anything about it? I’m doing some research on the wildlife of the area.

Posted by: Bulg at September 01, 2026 08:19 PM (77rzZ)

124 Carney is on record after he made his trade deal with China saying he's aligning with China in a "new world order". This happened months ago.

He chose poorly.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 01, 2026 08:19 PM (viF8m)

125 118 Any military Morons here know anything about Fort Polk?
Posted by: Bulg
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Hot and humid for a big chunk of the year. In the middle of nowhere. Fine for the Army, not so good for living there.

Posted by: whig at September 01, 2026 08:20 PM (E4rtv)

126 >>>All we wanted was to sell dairy and alcohol to you retards.

But NOOOOO, TDS is going to be the governing principle.

We literally don't need anything from Canada.

Posted by: Thomas Bender
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Selling their oil to our Mid-West refineries - a boost to its economy. Keystone pipeline - more.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 01, 2026 08:20 PM (VPNgR)

127 How do you do interviews in a cemetery? Because if a crewman was 18 in 1943, he would be 101 today. But point taken, friend.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 01, 2026 07:47 PM (97NWC)

We have JJ/CBD/Biden' Dog's check the time machine out and take it for a spin. Duh.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 01, 2026 08:21 PM (zZu0s)

128 Any military Morons here know anything about Fort Polk?
Posted by: Bulg at September 01, 2026 08:04 PM (77rzZ)
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What do you need to know about it?

Ex-Ex was stationed there back in the mid-80s. It was his first duty station.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 01, 2026 08:21 PM (0slXq)

129 "When the Americans stop doing memes, stop throwing shade, stop trying to be tough and start being serious about having those discussions, we can have those discussions,” Carney told reporters, discussing a possible trade deal.

We have a Louisiana at home, faggot, and the food is better there.

Posted by: Cajuns in spaaace at September 01, 2026 08:22 PM (88C+u)

130 Vader is more of a ferret kind a guy, maybe a mongoose or a stoat.

Stoat's are the homicidal maniacs of the animal world, killing just for fun.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 01, 2026 07:54 PM (XV/Pl)

From his youth you'd think he was a droid guy. Never saw any hint of that once he was Vadered up.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 01, 2026 08:23 PM (uhVAy)

131 The husband got 5 months in jail for invading his wife's privacy.
Posted by: four seasons

"So you got cuckolded, caught your wife doing it, and won a $16000-ish civil award, but then had to pay a $5000 fine and spend 5 months in the clink?"

"I know that feel, bro."

Posted by: Pyrrhus of Epirus at September 01, 2026 08:23 PM (VHUov)

132
That's a greasy-looking explosion from that Nazi sub.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 01, 2026 08:23 PM (VWtfl)

133 128 SMH, was there talk around the post of giant spiders?

Posted by: Bulg at September 01, 2026 08:24 PM (77rzZ)

134
If you are going to Louisiana go the one week they have winter, lol.

Posted by: four seasons at September 01, 2026 08:25 PM (/QHx4)

135 The Hugo’s died for me in 2015. Who do you think will win at DragonCon?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 01, 2026 08:26 PM (97NWC)

136 named for Leonidas Polk?

Confederate general and episcopal(?) bishop.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 01, 2026 08:09 PM (VyBeY)

my great great grandfather was in the battery that blew a large piece out of him on the campaign to Atlanta. So maybe about a third of a chance he was involved directly in the fatal shot.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 01, 2026 08:27 PM (uhVAy)

137 Stick your lol where the sun don't shine.
Posted by: polynikes at September 01, 2026 08:15 PM (KC5Lt)

You gonna flame out anytime soon ? Like you always do ?

Posted by: runner at September 01, 2026 08:28 PM (g47mK)

138
God is good
GOD IS GREAT
It's raining in SW Wyoming
I hope it's not to late.

Posted by: four seasons at September 01, 2026 08:28 PM (/QHx4)

139 Selling their oil to our Mid-West refineries - a boost to its economy. Keystone pipeline - more.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 01, 2026 08:20 PM (VPNgR)

The difference between nice to have and need to have. At the moment Canada seems more allied to China than us.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 01, 2026 08:28 PM (uhVAy)

140 Sad to see what alcohol dependence and loneliness does to some people. Very sad. Polynikes need some prayers, for those who can spare some.

Posted by: runner at September 01, 2026 08:30 PM (g47mK)

141
2 I went through some of my old draft posts and collected some old material... I hope this is new. You might see some things I posted before.

Posted by: ace at September 01, 2026 07:22 PM (1wjle)

I know you posted that sub video when it was fresh in ‘43.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 01, 2026 08:33 PM (DCKjD)

142 China wants to further infiltrate the US thru Canada.
There isn’t much left to do now except make the world safe for America. Nuke them all.

Posted by: Accomack at September 01, 2026 08:34 PM (/Chlc)

143 82 Ben Kenobi was the sort to own a parrot
Posted by: Kindltot at September 01, 2026 08:01 PM (rbvCR
Well he did own a Yoda, whatever species that was.

Posted by: Eromero at September 01, 2026 08:34 PM (LHPAg)

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