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The Morning Report — 9/ 1 /26

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Good morning kids. Wow, welcome to September, but am I alone in being confused in that today is not Labor Day? Alas, for some bizarre reason it was moved to the second week in September. But be that as it may, there's lots of ground to cover, so Lez-be-on our way...

Well, I'm sure you'll all be relieved at this news:

A Las Vegas jury found Duane “Keffe D” Davis guilty of first-degree murder on Monday in the 1996 killing of rapper Tupac Shakur, bringing an end to one of the most infamous unsolved murders in hip hop.

If only he had formed a band with Meatloaf, they could've been the Tupac Aday men. But, all seriousness aside, the now decomposing and Kaput Tupac was related to this evil, vile, degenerated fiend

Was on the FBI’s Most Wanted List in the early 1970, Murdered NJ State Trooper Werner Foerster in 1973, Escaped from prison in 1979, Had been a fugitive in Cuba since 1984
* Icon of the Black Lives Matter movement. . .Shakur was the godmother and step-aunt of the famed rapper Tupac Shakur, who was killed in a 1996 drive-by shooting. Assata Shakur died on September 25, 2025 in Havana, Cuba. According to Cuba’s Ministry of Foreign Affairs, her death was due to “health conditions and advanced age.”

So why is this relevant today, well look what's running for the Senate in Florida1!

Angie Nixon, a Democratic Socialists of America (DSA) member who is vying to be the next senator of Florida, is still pulling quotes from Marxist cop killer Assata Shakur, although conveniently leaving out the origins of her words now that she secured her nomination and is trying to appeal to general election voters. . . “I’m gonna open this up for questions, but I’m gonna leave y’all with these words of a famous freedom fighter before we open it up: Assata Shakur,” Nixon said of the Marxist cop killer who at one time appeared on the Federal Bureau of Investigation’s list of “most wanted” terrorists.“‘It is our duty to fight for our freedom. It is our duty to win. We must love and protect one another. We have nothing to lose but our chains,’” Nixon continued.

And so are there enough spawn of Beelzebub and Pazuzu in Florida to actually drag this freak over the finish line?

But what of the rest of the nation?!

“The Democrat Party is becoming the party of socialism. Fifty-eight percent view socialism positively. 50 percent view capitalism negatively. I’m a proud free market capitalist. This is lunacy,” posted Senator Fetterman (D-PA) on X (formerly Twitter) earlier this month in reference to a similar poll, which revealed that Democrats have a more positive view of socialism than capitalism. . . However, while it is clear that support for socialism and communism has grown within the Democratic Party, far-left ideologies remain widely unpopular. For instance, despite New York City’s election of Mayor Zohran Mamdani, who is a member of the DSA, a poll published earlier this month found that only 30 percent of people in New York state support the organization.

And yet, and yet, and yet...

There is something redolent here of the seeming takeover of the Democrat Party half a century ago by a younger generation of voters and activists opposed to the Vietnam War that resulted in the nomination of George McGovern in 1972 and had a continual influence on elected Democrats and policymakers through most of the 1970s and 1980s. That came from a protest movement incubated on college and university campuses, centered on Vietnam but also influenced by tomes such as Charles Reich’s 1970 “The Greening of America.”

Similarly, the great motivating cause of DSA-adjacent Democrats seems to be statehood for Gaza, opposition to Israel, and, in very many cases, hostility toward Jews.

And speaking of "And yet" This Obama Advisor Just Denounced the DSA...

HE'S RUNNING: "They believe in defunding the police, letting prisoners out of prisons, opening the borders, eliminating the Pentagon," former Barack Obama advisor and Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel said on Fox News Sunday, denouncing his party's Democratic Socialist rivals. Emanuel continues testing the waters for a presumed 2028 presidential run.

For those unaware, not only is Rahm a Jew - by birth since his entire life is wholly unholy and antithetical to Judaism, America and civilization, but I believe his lineage is Israeli so you can multiply no shot in hell by orders of magnitude right there!

With that, and speaking of steak knives... I'll leave you with this lovely local crime story as I begin to plan my trip back to my old hometown...

A maniac was shot dead by police in the heart of Times Square Monday after she stabbed two people, one fatally, and confronted cops while wildly waving two knives and threatening to kill them, the NYPD said. The caught-on-camera mayhem erupted in the Crossroads of the World after Pamela Cisneros, 49, randomly knifed a man and a woman in a 20-second span near West 41st Street and Seventh Avenue just before 4:30 p.m., cops said. . . Cops spoke to the woman for four minutes and gave her “numerous commands” to drop the knives, but she refused, NYPD Commissioner Jessica Tisch said at a press conference on Monday night. “I’m not dropping anything, I would rather kill both of you. I will kill you,” Cisneros told cops during the encounter, Tisch said. Officers discharged several tasers at Cisneros, but they “proved to be ineffective,” and she continued charging toward officers with the knives, according to Tisch. . . Two officers then opened fire, striking the Cisneros, who had a known history of mental illness with the department. She was pronounced dead at Bellevue Hospital.

Well, too bad that Rahm lost a potential voter!!! Not that being dead is a deterrent to ever casting a ballot for a Democrat, as we know all to well...But sadly and frighteningly there are thousands more just like this now mercifully ventilated psychopath who will go after any and all of us at the drop of a hat, because we're Trump voters, Jews or just normal Americans... And with that I bid you all to...

Have a good day.

    ABOVE THE FOLD, BREAKING, NOTEWORTHY

  • Victor Davis Hanson: The West has mastered the technology of civilization but embraced the politics of barbarism, creating a modern medieval world where progress and regression coexist.
    Progressive Regression and the New Medievalism


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1 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 01, 2026 07:32 AM (u82oZ)

2 Happy Tuesday

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 01, 2026 07:32 AM (/+uur)

3 You too, JJ!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 01, 2026 07:32 AM (VyBeY)

4 Yonder Horde

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 01, 2026 07:33 AM (2Cry5)

5 September Morn, Horde!

Posted by: Any better, I'd be twins at September 01, 2026 07:34 AM (2CeDH)

6 Top 10 and still in the game! Morning all!

Posted by: NR Pax at September 01, 2026 07:35 AM (/k3in)

7 >Trump threatens to blow Kharg Island 'to smithereens' after Iran hits US airbases in Jordan

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Not just KABOOM
no no

KABLOOEY!

Posted by: Don Black at September 01, 2026 07:35 AM (ZxPkt)

8 Paul, call your father and make amends for your behavior before it's too late.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 01, 2026 07:35 AM (/k3in)

9 "1996 killing of rapper Tupac Shakur"

They are going to wait until 2028 to try KSM. This is what swift justice looks like.

Posted by: Guy who always says at September 01, 2026 07:35 AM (MWfyi)

10 I laughed at the Heartland Institute link. Go to the page and the name of the actor is apparently "Kevin & Sorbo."

Posted by: NR Pax at September 01, 2026 07:37 AM (/k3in)

11 >New York Governor Kathy Hochul Dons Hijab for Event at Muslim Organization
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There's pandering, and then there's putting your lips right up against the asscheeks and dropping a big wet kiss

Posted by: Don Black at September 01, 2026 07:38 AM (ZxPkt)

12 Nooded.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 01, 2026 07:39 AM (u82oZ)

13 Prolapse Paul!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 01, 2026 07:39 AM (GXElQ)

14 Morning all. Thanks JJ

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 01, 2026 07:39 AM (sBAAu)

15 Good morning dear morons and happy birthday JJ

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 01, 2026 07:40 AM (RIvkX)

16 Lots of stupid people of low IQ will vote for Angie Nixon, just like they voted for Obongo and Joe.

Not enough to win as Floridians may be scum but they know a clown when they see one.

Posted by: Zombie Alcee Hastings, Class Clown at September 01, 2026 07:42 AM (+iYtA)

17 Pezeshkian and his son, who is his press secretary, have both come out saying enrichment is not worth what is happening to the economy and the people of Iran.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 01, 2026 07:42 AM (PbWRL)

18 Arab-American Tom Barrack

With a name of Barrack, he's got to be good. Mmm, mmm, mmm...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 01, 2026 07:43 AM (l3cgK)

19 (formerly Twitter)

====

Can't we stop with this already?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 01, 2026 07:43 AM (RIvkX)

20 Good morning, I believe Labor Day is the first Monday in September.

Posted by: El Borak at September 01, 2026 07:44 AM (BSNnK)

21 16 Lots of stupid people of low IQ will vote for Angie Nixon, just like they voted for Obongo and Joe.

Not enough to win as Floridians may be scum but they know a clown when they see one.
Posted by: Zombie Alcee Hastings, Class Clown at September 01, 2026 07:42 AM (+iYtA)


Well, they did block that asshole Gilliam and gave us Meatball Ron!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 01, 2026 07:44 AM (x0n13)

22 Moronin'', Hourde!

Posted by: Hans O'Lo at September 01, 2026 07:44 AM (kmSxS)

23 @J.J. Sefton: Text for the "Tip Jar" link at the end is truncated. (The actual link goes to the correct place, it's just the text that got trimmed short.)

(Almost socked this as "Lorena Bobbit")

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines at September 01, 2026 07:44 AM (O7YUW)

24 “The Democrat Party is becoming the party of socialism. Fifty-eight percent view socialism positively. 50 percent view capitalism negatively.

Maybe in small software projects or home remodeling there is Capitalism but everything else out there is about 30% Socialism and Maybe 50% Capitalism.

The other 20% regulations, rules, and taxes really move our system closer to a Socio-Controlled Semi-Market that forces consumer into a Trade Off world.

And the Four Pillars of US Social Spending; SS, Medicare/Caid, and Food Stamps are basically
50% socialist public benefits
25% graft and greed
and
25% regulation and paperwork.

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 01, 2026 07:44 AM (/+uur)

25 Johnson said public exposure may be the most significant form of accountability because criminal prosecutions would be difficult.

Bull. Shit. Fauci, Birx and Pence need to be exposed completely and the politicians, media lickspittles, and bootlicking sycophants that supported them need to be shunned by society.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 01, 2026 07:45 AM (3Ope8)

26 Posted by: Don Black at September 01, 2026 07:38 AM (ZxPkt)

Why would any woman who is not a Muslim do that? I have met with Muslims, not in a mosque Thankfully nobody asked me to do that.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 01, 2026 07:45 AM (xPsv8)

27 J.J. Sefton

Fast reflexes banning Paul. Way to go. Thank you.

May you and yours have blessing of good health.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 01, 2026 07:45 AM (u82oZ)

28 one of the most infamous unsolved murders in hip hop.

Behold my field of f*cks, and see that it is barren.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 01, 2026 07:45 AM (9Q+nP)

29 When Martha's Vineyard has a data center installed, I will permit lecturing about the opposition to them.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 01, 2026 07:47 AM (/k3in)

30 Another internal FBI review concluded the memo �almost explicitly states that RTC ideology is violent and extremist without offering any evidence.�

Traditional Roman Catholics wouldn't have been a problem for Obama and Biden if they'd only supported him. That's the whole crux. If your not with them and supporting them, you're against them, and will feel the full force of Gov't go after you, even if you were only engaging and expressing your God-given, Constitutionally-guaranteed rights.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 01, 2026 07:47 AM (l3cgK)

31 Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 01, 2026 07:32 AM


Always sage advice, NaCly.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 01, 2026 07:48 AM (9Q+nP)

32 Did I miss something? The IRGC lobbed some missiles at Jordan but I saw that they had all been intercepted.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 01, 2026 07:48 AM (PbWRL)

33 Joanne Chesimard, was her name, and I’m not too sure that was her only/real name. Fled to Cuba. Whack job “revolutionary” nutbars.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 01, 2026 07:48 AM (IkLDu)

34 >Why would any woman who is not a Muslim do that? ....

Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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for votes
to curry favor

Posted by: Don Black at September 01, 2026 07:49 AM (ZxPkt)

35 "Sacrifice the comfort, safety and security and even the very future of our own people"
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"But not me," she continued.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 01, 2026 07:49 AM (RIvkX)

36 28 one of the most infamous unsolved murders in hip hop.

Behold my field of f*cks, and see that it is barren.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 01, 2026 07:45 AM (9Q+nP)

There was a kids show called "Hip Hop Harry"...it wasn't as filled with gang violence as I expected...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 01, 2026 07:49 AM (l3cgK)

37 {{{Ben Had}}}
🎼 ♭ 5/4 ♫♫ ♫♫ Good morning! ♬♬ ♩ ♪

Well, this is good news, in a way. Thanks for posting it.

A rational analysis is stated in public by erstwhile Iranian leaders. Favoring the Iranian people.

Alas, the IRGC wants No Surrender. They have the guns and power. For now.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 01, 2026 07:49 AM (u82oZ)

38 I just wanna say, the list of links raises many questions

Posted by: Don Black at September 01, 2026 07:49 AM (ZxPkt)

39 34 >Why would any woman who is not a Muslim do that? ....

Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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for votes
to curry favor

Posted by: Don Black at September 01, 2026 07:49 AM (ZxPkt)

for money

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 01, 2026 07:50 AM (l3cgK)

40 (and just like that, they're gone)

Posted by: Don Black at September 01, 2026 07:50 AM (ZxPkt)

41 “Traditional” Catholics. Clowns like Biden, well that’s OK. For now.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 01, 2026 07:51 AM (IkLDu)

42 Posted by: Don Black at September 01, 2026 07:49 AM (ZxPkt)

Yes; it was more an expression of incredulity on my part than not knowing why the politicians are doing this.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 01, 2026 07:52 AM (xPsv8)

43 Common Tater

Going from the US to Cuba is like going to a bigger, more open jail. I hope her life sucked with no power and only Commie TV. Any cats were probably eaten by neighbors.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 01, 2026 07:52 AM (u82oZ)

44 Michigan AG Urges Jews to Sacrifice �Survival� to Elect Abdul El-Sayed

This is like the story of the chicken and the pig...
Chicken says, "The farmer has been so good to us, we should make him breakfast! Bacon and eggs!"
The pig replys, "For you, it's a donation; for me, it's complete dedication..."

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 01, 2026 07:52 AM (l3cgK)

45 For fear that someone, somewhere, somehow at some time might be inconvenienced by these rules to protect the public, nearly 20,000 illegal aliens obtained commercial driver’s licenses from a compliant state of California without even proving rudimentary knowledge of English.

Laws and Regulations only apply to Citizens.

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 01, 2026 07:52 AM (/+uur)

46 Mornin’, All. Happy Tuesday.

Posted by: Bulg at September 01, 2026 07:52 AM (77rzZ)

47 Hochul in a hijab?

Beautification of America continues apace.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2026 07:53 AM (2GVsD)

48 FenelonSpoke

The lust for power has twisted their very souls.
Sad.

Fortunately, you preach a path of redemption to your flock.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 01, 2026 07:53 AM (u82oZ)

49 At Townhall, Mark Minella's column about our addiction to reckless debt is so darn good, I wish I had written it myself:

"We sacrifice tomorrow to have what we want today. We borrow from our children, our grandchildren, people who will never have a voice in the decisions being made at their expense. Then we point to everything that borrowed money purchased and call it prosperity. It is not prosperity. It is consumption financed by somebody else’s future."

https://tinyurl.com/vdny2cja

Posted by: gp at September 01, 2026 07:53 AM (Jr5Lq)

50 NaCly it remains to be seen if the IRGC lets Pezeshkian live or not.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 01, 2026 07:54 AM (PbWRL)

51 Besides mental illness, what else was on Cisneros' rap sheet?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2026 07:54 AM (2GVsD)

52 I don’t know why it popped up, but on my LinkedIn feed this morning some total retard who’s a “Professor of Intersectional Justice” at the University of Sussex had posted some Kamala- level word salad. I think the UK is a zombie; it’s dead Jim…. So many people with so many lofty titles paid so much to do so little. Not sustainable

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 01, 2026 07:55 AM (sBAAu)

53 Anna Puma

Does that mean her husband can beat her with a small diameter stick? And be one of four wives?

She is married, two kids.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 01, 2026 07:56 AM (u82oZ)

54 Nope. Not getting on any Space Elevator. Escalator, maybe.

Posted by: Klaus Trophobia at September 01, 2026 07:56 AM (JM9I6)

55 I'm thinking that, whether deep in their subconscious or in the forefront of their mind, the American Left is favorable to socalism/communism BECAUSE it brings a high body count to their enemies.

Posted by: Cray Cray at September 01, 2026 07:57 AM (CYBB0)

56 Morning all

Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2026 07:57 AM (U0c5a)

57 They basically allow anybody to register to vote on the honor system. There�s nobody in government that is checking to confirm you�re a citizen

Yeah, it's terrible. My son turned 18, had drivers license, got a ballot the very next election. No checks, just ballots and voting material sent through the mail. What could possibly go wrong?
The first year they did this, my ballots did not arrive...I contacted them, and later I got my ballots. To this day I don't know if my legitimate ballots were thrown away due to the ones "lost" being counted instead. I don't know if any of my ballots have been counted since they started this f'd up system...even though I *do* get texts saying they received my ballot...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 01, 2026 07:58 AM (l3cgK)

58 LinusVanPelt

You know the real reason the UK can not stop the islamics from crossing the Channel?

France wants them out of their country. They provide transport.

The UK can not produce enough power for the country. They import a big percentage of electrical power from France. So France wins, with nuclear power.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 01, 2026 07:59 AM (u82oZ)

59 .DATA: Majority of Voters Alarmed by Rise of Socialism and Communism in America.

And it's not just a socialist party, it's a NATIONAL socialist party...now, how to insert "workers'" in there somewhere...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 01, 2026 08:00 AM (l3cgK)

60 Cray Cray

In both Iran and Indonesia the Muslims used the Left to seize power, then killed the Leftist helpers.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 01, 2026 08:00 AM (u82oZ)

61 Nope. Not getting on any Space Elevator. Escalator, maybe.
Posted by: Klaus Trophobia

Lowest bid doesn't help things.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 01, 2026 08:01 AM (GXElQ)

62 Hochul in a hijab?

Beautification of America continues apace.
Posted by: Anna Puma
___________

She only covered her hair, not her hideous mug.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 01, 2026 08:01 AM (XvL8K)

63 In both Iran and Indonesia the Muslims used the Left to seize power, then killed the Leftist helpers.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 01, 2026 08:00 AM (u82oZ)


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I didn't say they were the most forward thinking...

Posted by: Cray Cray at September 01, 2026 08:02 AM (CYBB0)

64 Biff Pocoroba

Hard to decide which is uglier; Hochul's policies, or her personality?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 01, 2026 08:02 AM (u82oZ)

65 I don't know if any of my ballots have been counted since they started this f'd up system...even though I *do* get texts saying they received my ballot...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 01, 2026 07:58 AM (l3cgK)

I actually remember (I’m sure you do too) standing in line in Cali to vote (how quaint)! I remember the line being particularly long for the 2004 prez election (W vs Kerry)

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 01, 2026 08:03 AM (sBAAu)

66 The UK can not produce enough power for the country. They import a big percentage of electrical power from France. So France wins, with nuclear power.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

Wow. Embarrassing.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 01, 2026 08:04 AM (GXElQ)

67 I think the MSM really amplifies the so called Democratic Socialists. Anything to tweak the normies and Trump.

They hate us. And him.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 01, 2026 08:04 AM (2Cry5)

68 Nope. Not getting on any Space Elevator. Escalator, maybe.
Posted by: Klaus Trophobia

Lowest bid doesn't help things.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 01, 2026 08:01 AM (GXElQ)
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There's at least one science fiction story that I know of (can't remember the name of it) where a space elevator experiences catastrophic failure.

As it collapses, it proceeds to wrap itself around the earth a few times.

The destruction it causes is basically an extinction-level event.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 01, 2026 08:04 AM (FZ29D)

69 Good morning horde!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 01, 2026 08:06 AM (ExV1e)

70 As it collapses, it proceeds to wrap itself around the earth a few times.

The destruction it causes is basically an extinction-level event.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

Thank you for allaying my fears.

Posted by: Klaus Trophobia.. at September 01, 2026 08:06 AM (JM9I6)

71 Good morning Horde thx JJ.
Assata Shakur is Joanne Chesimard. Tupac Shakur is Parish Crooks. But Shakur be revolutionary , yo

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 01, 2026 08:06 AM (rNkEQ)

72 I thought Barrack had already been recalled from Turkey? Is the article dealing with news a few days old or something?

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 01, 2026 08:06 AM (aJQbY)

73 Sorry Fen
I guess I sometimes see you as a wide-eyed innocent amongst all these mooks and skels

Posted by: Don Black at September 01, 2026 08:07 AM (ZxPkt)

74 20 million dumb ass ignorant illegals
gooderer economy and country
100 AI data centers
baderer economy and country

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 01, 2026 08:08 AM (/+uur)

75 Damage to the tether from space junk whizzing around low Earth orbit remains a top concern, said Swan, which is why he proposes something like five tethers per elevator, for backups and other uses, as well as a no-fly zone for satellites around it.

Chinese won't give a fk...China is asshoe.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 01, 2026 08:08 AM (l3cgK)

76 I don't know if any of my ballots have been counted since they started this f'd up system...even though I *do* get texts saying they received my ballot...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)


Jim, I'm sure they received your ballot. I'm also sure that if you didn't vote the way they needed, they promptly circular-filed it.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 01, 2026 08:08 AM (aJQbY)

77 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 08:09 AM (ccf/V)

78 Yow

49 year old Myra Paule Shulenberg of Colorado is charged with conspiracy to commit immigration fraud. Her nephew John Paul Rivera is also charged with conspiracy to commit immigration fraud along with making false statements under oath and unlawfully procuring citizenship.

John came to the US from the Philippines on a J-1 visa. The pair then altered his birth certificate to show Myra as his mother. Rivera was granted a green card on this forgery, proceeded to enlist in the US Air Force, and was granted US citizenship.

Then Rivera screwed up by trying to get his real mother from the Philippines into the US on a green card by filing his actual birth documents to show relationship.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2026 08:10 AM (2GVsD)

79 Also, JJ, no, you are not alone in thinking today should be Labor Day (personally I kept thinking yesterday was, until I was told "no it's not" Sunday night)

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 01, 2026 08:10 AM (aJQbY)

80 His joint China project used nonpublic data modeling Houston’s reservoirs, pumps and 5,607 water pipes.

EXCLUSIVE: The CCP Infiltrated EPA’s Drinking-Water Committee

Posted by: SMOD at September 01, 2026 08:11 AM (wYwUY)

81 Reading up on the Clancy trial. Are liberal white women going to burn down cities if she's found guilty?

Posted by: NR Pax at September 01, 2026 08:11 AM (/k3in)

82 65 I don't know if any of my ballots have been counted since they started this f'd up system...even though I *do* get texts saying they received my ballot...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 01, 2026 07:58 AM (l3cgK)

I actually remember (I’m sure you do too) standing in line in Cali to vote (how quaint)! I remember the line being particularly long for the 2004 prez election (W vs Kerry)

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 01, 2026 08:03 AM (sBAAu)

I do. I still go to the local voting station on or a couple of days before election "day" (yes, how quaint) and drop my ballot, in it's signed and dated envelope, into their collection bag.
In 2000, my wife was an election worker. We learned all about "hanging chads" before they were a thing...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 01, 2026 08:11 AM (l3cgK)

83 Labor Day is the first Monday in September.

Posted by: Bulg at September 01, 2026 08:11 AM (77rzZ)

84 live science.com:

A century-old trick for tuning musical instruments has been repurposed to power robots that fly, float and steer themselves using nothing but sound waves.

Scientists build tiny robots without motors that can fly using sound waves alone

Posted by: SMOD at September 01, 2026 08:12 AM (wYwUY)

85 A maniac was shot dead by police in the heart of Times Square Monday after she stabbed two people, one fatally, and confronted cops while wildly waving two knives and threatening to kill them, the NYPD said.

Did the police consider that she have had postpartum depression and, therefore, should be permitted to kill anyone she wanted? -- Lindsay Clancy Supporters, Inc.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 01, 2026 08:12 AM (ExV1e)

86 "Perfessor" Squirrel

Not the Fountains of Paradise by Arthur C. Clarke.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 01, 2026 08:12 AM (u82oZ)

87 Cops give a damn about a negro
Pull a trigger, kill a nigga*, he's a hero
Mo' nigga, mo' nigga, mo' niggas
I'd rather be dead than a po' nigga
Let the Lord judge the criminals
If I die, I wonder if Heaven got a ghetto
I wonder if Heaven got a ghetto
I wonder if Heaven got a ghetto
And I wonder if Heaven got a ghetto
I wonder if Heaven got a ghetto...

Posted by: Zombie Tupac Shakur at September 01, 2026 08:12 AM (+iYtA)

88 Was getting my truck inspected yesterday (didn't need it, diesel Farm Truck, but I forgot) and they had whatever channel running in the small waiting room. It was one of the new Top Gear episodes.

It now still has Joey from Seinfeld, then a brown and a black co-hosts. I have no idea who these guys are. The episode is where they go to Cuba, then extol the greatness of the car scene there, all being classics, and they made "HISTORY" by setting up a race course on some abandon lot and held a race with all the old cars. Racing has been banned in Cuba for decades.

Nicely done, Top Gear.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 08:13 AM (ccf/V)

89 "Perfessor" Squirrel

Not the Fountains of Paradise by Arthur C. Clarke.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 01, 2026 08:12 AM (u82oZ)
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No, that's not the one I was thinking of. I think aliens were involved somehow.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 01, 2026 08:14 AM (FZ29D)

90 Between Nessel saying Jews should be willing to sacrifice their security for al-Sayed and watching lefty Brad Lander being called a "Zionist ballsack" , JJ your idea of a self gassing Jew is in full force

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 01, 2026 08:14 AM (rNkEQ)

91 True capitalism has never been tried.

What we have now is the "third" way socialism of the 60s and 70s--socialism supported by a limited free market.

What the youth hate now--and call capitalism--is 50 years of increasing government control over the economy.

No one who supports socialism can explain what is wrong with capitalism--what they identify as the evils of capitalism are the inevitable result of businesses exploiting government regulations.

But, this is not an intellectual argument we are engaged in:
It is emotional.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 01, 2026 08:15 AM (3cUTc)

92 I firmly intend to stay the hell away from space.

Posted by: Bulg at September 01, 2026 08:15 AM (77rzZ)

93 Another thought: A bear will kill cubs and mate with the sow.

This explains women choosing the bear.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 01, 2026 08:15 AM (/k3in)

94 >New York Governor Kathy Hochul Dons Hijab for Event at Muslim Organization
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There's pandering, and then there's putting your lips right up against the asscheeks and dropping a big wet kiss

==

I saw these photographs yesterday. I say this will all sincerity. She looked utterly ridiculous. I almost felt embarrassment for her. It was craven pandering of the worst kind. I'd laugh if it weren't so pathetic.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 01, 2026 08:15 AM (qBdHI)

95 I refuse to travel North of the NC/VA line because all the states north of it are in Commie hands. Maybe I could pay someone though, to lay a wreath at the WTC Bollard on September 11, the tenth anniversary of Hillbag collapsing in a heap, being chucked into a van like a sack of spuds. That van should be on permanent display at the Smithsonian.

Posted by: oldnorthstate at September 01, 2026 08:16 AM (JM9I6)

96 89 "Perfessor" Squirrel

Not the Fountains of Paradise by Arthur C. Clarke.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 01, 2026 08:12 AM (u82oZ)
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No, that's not the one I was thinking of. I think aliens were involved somehow.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 01, 2026 08:14 AM (FZ29D)

Were they illegal aliens?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 01, 2026 08:16 AM (l3cgK)

97 For every MLK Jr. Boulevard in America we need an adjacent, parallel, Tupac Shakur Boulevard. No justice, no peace.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 01, 2026 08:18 AM (Ujrb8)

98 Jury Reaches Verdict In Tupac Murder Trial 30 Years After His Death

I have to admit that this issue, and the trial, have consumed me with a burning indifference.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 01, 2026 08:18 AM (ExV1e)

99 92 I firmly intend to stay the hell away from space.
Posted by: Bulg

No gravity means perky boobies, though.

Posted by: Have You Fully Though This Through? at September 01, 2026 08:18 AM (JM9I6)

100 On September 1 1907, Alberta officially became a Province.
We will be celebrating all over with BBQs and various parties.
On October 19, next month, we will have a 9 question referendum including the question of whether there is enough support or not for a true binding single question referendum of separating from Canada and being an independent nation.

Posted by: Speller at September 01, 2026 08:19 AM (pSotA)

101 No, that's not the one I was thinking of. I think aliens were involved somehow.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 01, 2026 08:14 AM (FZ29D)

The Apple+ TV series "Foundation" has a collapsing space elevator in the very first episode, I think. Maybe the second. The series is based upon a book.

Posted by: one hour sober at September 01, 2026 08:19 AM (J4Dwc)

102 I was promised a moonbase.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 01, 2026 08:20 AM (RIvkX)

103 99 92 I firmly intend to stay the hell away from space.
Posted by: Bulg

No gravity means perky boobies, though.

Posted by: Have You Fully Though This Through? at September 01, 2026 08:18 AM (JM9I6)

Well, my moobs HAVE grown since I put on almost 40 lbs from my low of 135lbs in December...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 01, 2026 08:20 AM (l3cgK)

104 Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 01, 2026 08:14 AM (FZ29D)

Were they illegal aliens?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 01, 2026 08:16 AM (l3cgK)
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No, that's a separate book...(Illegal Aliens by Nick Pollota and Phil Foglio is a fun romp involving an alien gang of criminals who abduct a human gang of criminals for "testing." The humans get the upper hand and we are unleashed on the galaxy at large. Much hilarity ensues.)

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 01, 2026 08:20 AM (FZ29D)

105 102 I was promised a moonbase.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 01, 2026 08:20 AM (RIvkX)

Did it have Nazis and dinos?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 01, 2026 08:20 AM (l3cgK)

106 > New York Governor Kathy Hochul Dons Hijab for Event at Muslim Organization
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Did she costume up willingly or was this conditional on being able to speak?

Either way, she's dumb to do it.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 01, 2026 08:20 AM (2Cry5)

107 "Perfessor" Squirrel

https://tinyurl.com/mr7phkj6

Engineering analysis saying no Earth ending problems from a broken space elevator.

The article mentions Kim Stanley Robinson’s Mars in which a massive Martian space elevator falls to the ground with cataclysmic violence.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 01, 2026 08:21 AM (u82oZ)

108 President Trump ordered a shock voter fraud crackdown on Monday in nine states, including Washington, Wisconsin, Missouri, Georgia, California, Pennsylvania, Nevada, New York, and Connecticut.

It starts on Tuesday.

Homeland Security Investigations, ICE’s investigative arm, will launch what officials are calling a ‘coordinated criminal voter fraud surge initiative to pursue investigative leads, conduct field interviews, and support timely prosecutorial review.’

Agents will be authorized to pursue investigative leads through mid-October — right as the midterm election season gets underway.

Posted by: SMOD at September 01, 2026 08:21 AM (wYwUY)

109 In other UK follies: if you date a girl for 3 years and then break up, she can take your house and other possessions. That will definitely not help the birth rate.

https://tinyurl.com/4a27dct8

Posted by: Ian S. at September 01, 2026 08:22 AM (KLKSV)

110 DATA: Majority of Voters Alarmed by Rise of Socialism and Communism in America.

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Then they'd better darned well pay close attention to whom they're casting their votes for and which political party will bring about such calamity upon America.

One can only hope they'll put 2+2 together on just exactly what we're facing and who's trying desperately trying to take us down that apocalyptic road...and get their butts out to vote like their lives depended on it, because it's now the ugly truth we're facing.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 01, 2026 08:22 AM (qBdHI)

111 I firmly intend to stay the hell away from space.
Posted by: Bulg

No gravity means perky boobies, though.
Posted by: Have You Fully Though This Through?
___________

Perky? Or tubular? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: San Fran Nan at September 01, 2026 08:22 AM (XvL8K)

112 Spheris Tower was supposed to be an orbital elevator rising out of Tokyo Bay but just before completion, it was destroyed in a battle between Lucifer Hawks and the Attacked Mystification Police in 2024.

Naturally to prevent panic from people learning of killer extra-dimensional beings, the government announced that Spheris Tower was destroyed by terrorists.

This was depicted int the 1991 anime movie of Silent Mobius.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2026 08:23 AM (2GVsD)

113 "1996 killing of rapper Tupac Shakur"

They are going to wait until 2028 to try KSM. This is what swift justice looks like.
Posted by: Guy who always says at September 01, 2026 07:35 AM (MWfyi)


In fairness to the folks in the Tupac murder case, I believe that they weren't even seriously looking at this guy until he wrote a book implicating himself in Tupac's murder.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 01, 2026 08:23 AM (ExV1e)

114 Democrat Senator Elissa Slotkin of Michigan recently wrote a letter to General Caine asking him whether the Pentagon plans to deploy troops to the polls this November.

General Dan Caine stated, “The Joint Force has no plans to send Federal military personnel or Federalized members of the National Guard to polling places during the 2026 elections.”

… Democrats just won’t take ‘NO’ for an answer

Posted by: SMOD at September 01, 2026 08:24 AM (wYwUY)

115 Anna Puma

A Space elevator not near the Equator? Fan service bad science.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 01, 2026 08:24 AM (u82oZ)

116 108 President Trump ordered a shock voter fraud crackdown on Monday in nine states, including Washington, Wisconsin, Missouri, Georgia, California, Pennsylvania, Nevada, New York, and Connecticut.

It starts on Tuesday.

Homeland Security Investigations, ICE’s investigative arm, will launch what officials are calling a ‘coordinated criminal voter fraud surge initiative to pursue investigative leads, conduct field interviews, and support timely prosecutorial review.’

Agents will be authorized to pursue investigative leads through mid-October — right as the midterm election season gets underway.

Posted by: SMOD at September 01, 2026 08:21 AM (wYwUY)

Yay! Expect hard resistance from the Gov'ts of said states...they do love their fraud.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 01, 2026 08:24 AM (l3cgK)

117 Lots of stupid people of low IQ will vote for Angie Nixon, just like they voted for Obongo and Joe.

Stupid? If you're someone satisfied with the bare minimum in life just so long as someone else has to do the work to provide it, the DSA sounds fine.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 01, 2026 08:25 AM (ExV1e)

118 I was promised a moonbase.

The one with purple haired women? Or the one with a nuclear dump?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2026 08:25 AM (2GVsD)

119 Today is American Chess Day. ♟️

Posted by: redridinghood at September 01, 2026 08:25 AM (NpAcC)

120 97 For every MLK Jr. Boulevard in America we need an adjacent, parallel, Tupac Shakur Boulevard. No justice, no peace.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 01, 2026 08:18 AM (Ujrb

I attended the University of Southern California in Los Angeles (awhile ago). I happened to be looking at the area on google maps yesterday and I had missed this but maybe 10 years ago or so they renamed Rodeo Road and it’s now Obama Blvd…. Sigh

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 01, 2026 08:25 AM (sBAAu)

121 On October 19, next month, we will have a 9 question referendum including the question of whether there is enough support or not for a true binding single question referendum of separating from Canada and being an independent nation.

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I wonder how sophisticated the fraud machine in Alberta is. Because I'd really like to see them break away from their Canadian fetters. I wish them luck.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 01, 2026 08:26 AM (qBdHI)

122 "Perfessor" Squirrel

https://tinyurl.com/mr7phkj6

Engineering analysis saying no Earth ending problems from a broken space elevator.

The article mentions Kim Stanley Robinson’s Mars in which a massive Martian space elevator falls to the ground with cataclysmic violence.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 01, 2026 08:21 AM (u82oZ)
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Thanks. I think I'll use that in my class this semester!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 01, 2026 08:26 AM (FZ29D)

123 I'd rather see Isla Fisher saying anything at all with her chest.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 01, 2026 08:26 AM (wzUl9)

124 When Martha's Vineyard has a data center installed, I will permit lecturing about the opposition to them.
Posted by: NR Pax at September 01, 2026 07:47 AM (/k3in)


There's a data center very close to Mar-a-Lago.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 01, 2026 08:26 AM (ExV1e)

125 Bulg

I've been mulling over a novel where the first Bollywood movie in Space is being made. Somewhat transparent space suits were involved.

A NASASutra movie would be a big hit.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 01, 2026 08:26 AM (u82oZ)

126 107 "Perfessor" Squirrel

https://tinyurl.com/mr7phkj6

Engineering analysis saying no Earth ending problems from a broken space elevator.

The article mentions Kim Stanley Robinson’s Mars in which a massive Martian space elevator falls to the ground with cataclysmic violence.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 01, 2026 08:21 AM (u82oZ)

Kim Stanley Robinson. I read a book by him once. “ Aurora”. It is about a Generational spaceship. Thoroughly depressing.

Posted by: tubal at September 01, 2026 08:27 AM (Gqar8)

127 Salty Dawg

Silent Mobius was more heavily influenced by Blade Runner and Tron.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2026 08:27 AM (2GVsD)

128 Laubacher's massive 10-1 fundraising advantage over Boebert, however, is in part thanks to donors who don't live in Colorado's fourth district. The bulk of the $10.3 million Laubacher raked in through June came from supporters whose contributions are so small their identities can remain hidden. But if the itemized donations are any indication, Laubacher would represent very few of them.

Of the nearly $2.8 million in itemized donations, 75 percent came from other states

ActBlue is 110% fake.

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 01, 2026 08:27 AM (/+uur)

129 118 I was promised a moonbase.

The one with purple haired women? Or the one with a nuclear dump?
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2026 08:25 AM (2GVsD)



Gabrielle Drake in the Silver miniskirt!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 01, 2026 08:27 AM (x0n13)

130 109 In other UK follies: if you date a girl for 3 years and then break up, she can take your house and other possessions. That will definitely not help the birth rate.

https://tinyurl.com/4a27dct8

Posted by: Ian S. at September 01, 2026 08:22 AM (KLKSV)

Granted, the key wording is if the woman can't make due with living space and food without the guy...So much for independent women.

Laws have consequences...in this case, men will just screw around with lots of different women to avoid the 3-year cutoff...
Congrats! You're rewarding even worse behavior!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 01, 2026 08:27 AM (l3cgK)

131 The one with purple haired women? Or the one with a nuclear dump?
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2026 08:25 AM (2GVsD)
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I was promised the purple-haired women too.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 01, 2026 08:28 AM (RIvkX)

132 119 Today is American Chess Day. ♟️
Posted by: redridinghood

I am just pawn in game of life.

Posted by: Mongo at September 01, 2026 08:28 AM (JM9I6)

133 Roughly 90 percent of Eileen Laubacher’s donations come from donors who live outside her district
Colorado Dem House Candidate Who Says Her Opponent Has ‘Forgotten’ Her District Gets Most of Her Campaign Cash From Outside the State

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This is Boebert's district, isn't it....

Posted by: runner at September 01, 2026 08:29 AM (g47mK)

134 Anna Puma

Those purple-haired women got my attention when I was younger. Today, I treat multi-colored women's hair like I treat a coral snake. Avoid.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 01, 2026 08:29 AM (u82oZ)

135 You know the real reason the UK can not stop the islamics from crossing the Channel?

Because they lack the will to call it an invasion and sink the boats coming across the channel.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 01, 2026 08:29 AM (ExV1e)

136 Danger Hair. It is a Thing.

Posted by: tubal at September 01, 2026 08:29 AM (Gqar8)

137 >>The Apple+ TV series "Foundation" has a collapsing space elevator in the very first episode, I think. Maybe the second.

It was Episode 1:

"Gaal instead confirms Seldon's model during his trial and condemns them both, but they are spared by Brother Day (Emperor Cleon XII) after the Star Bridge, Trantor's space elevator, is destroyed by apparent terrorists from the feuding Periphery kingdoms of Anacreon and Thespis."

Posted by: one hour sober at September 01, 2026 08:31 AM (J4Dwc)

138 83 Labor Day is the first Monday in September.
Posted by: Bulg at September 01, 2026 08:11 AM (77rzZ)

Can be 1st thru da 7th

7th this year

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 01, 2026 08:31 AM (/+uur)

139 I frequently post about leftist folks I know who post on Facebook. A lady attorney I used to work with put a comment about Hochul in a hijab on Facebook. She's a conservative Christian and a friend. Another leftist attorney who used to work with us but has moved out of state with her wealthy boyfriend commented that Hochul was engaging in "to each their own".
Leftist white women, especially Boomers, will be the death of this country

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 01, 2026 08:31 AM (rNkEQ)

140 Time to forage for food nyah.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2026 08:31 AM (2GVsD)

141 I used to have a different nic

Well, lacking a Royal Navy that can use Naval supremacy in the Channel, or a British Army that can defend the beaches, they just surrender.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 01, 2026 08:31 AM (u82oZ)

142 131 The one with purple haired women? Or the one with a nuclear dump?
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2026 08:25 AM (2GVsD)
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I was promised the purple-haired women too.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 01, 2026 08:28 AM (RIvkX)

We have those...except it's danger hair...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 01, 2026 08:32 AM (l3cgK)

143 Reading up on the Clancy trial. Are liberal white women going to burn down cities if she's found guilty?
Posted by: NR Pax at September 01, 2026 08:11 AM (/k3in)


She won't be found guilty at this trial. Either the ones who know she's guilty will cave or the jury will be hung.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 01, 2026 08:32 AM (ExV1e)

144 Ailing Burning Man festival hit by another hammer blow as it’s revealed most attendees are now MIDDLE AGED.

… the horror, the horror

Posted by: SMOD at September 01, 2026 08:32 AM (wYwUY)

145 Army chief Driscoll is good friends with the Vindermans.

He's been leaking.
He's been the lead on pushing back against un-woking and revitalizing the military.

He's been the Uniparty's "man" on the inside.

High enough up and with just enough Republican support to have kept his job this long.

No longer.

And that's why you see so many pretend conservatives upset
(e.g. Erick Erickson who says he should have been head of the DoW)

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 01, 2026 08:32 AM (3cUTc)

146 132 119 Today is American Chess Day. ♟️
Posted by: redridinghood

I am just pawn in game of life.

Posted by: Mongo at September 01, 2026 08:28 AM (JM9I6)

Heard a joke...
Why are Brits bad at Chess? They lost their queen...
Why are kids bad at Chess? Because they're told to avoid the Bishops...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 01, 2026 08:33 AM (l3cgK)

147 And here I always thought he was just a valet:

"2 Parks-ur-car"

Posted by: Boswell at September 01, 2026 08:33 AM (NTVPI)

148 Two officers then opened fire, striking the Cisneros, who had a known history of mental illness with the department. She was pronounced dead at Bellevue Hospital.


Make Asylums Great Again.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 08:33 AM (ccf/V)

149 Smell the Glove

Nay, my brother. The Amish are dropping many more kids than Leftist cat women.

In general, Conservative Moms are doing their thing.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 01, 2026 08:33 AM (u82oZ)

150 “There’s no sense bubble wrapping it — we’ve got a race in Texas. … [Paxton] is going to have to point out the deficiencies of Mr. Talarico. … [But] you can’t win an election by saying the other guy’s worse than me. Money is an issue,” Kennedy said. “We in the Senate don’t have the money budgeted for Texas. We need help from the president. The president says he has $850 million in his campaign accounts. That’s a lot of jack.”

Kennedy like many other GOPers would sell his mother and sister on the streets to keep his senate power.

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 01, 2026 08:34 AM (/+uur)

151 144 Ailing Burning Man festival hit by another hammer blow as it’s revealed most attendees are now MIDDLE AGED.

… the horror, the horror

Posted by: SMOD at September 01, 2026 08:32 AM (wYwUY)

So it's like going to a nude beach?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 01, 2026 08:34 AM (l3cgK)

152 jim (in Kalifornia)

Change the name to WrinkleFest.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 01, 2026 08:35 AM (u82oZ)

153 Was getting my truck inspected yesterday (didn't need it, diesel Farm Truck, but I forgot) and they had whatever channel running in the small waiting room. It was one of the new Top Gear episodes.

It now still has Joey from Seinfeld, then a brown and a black co-hosts. I have no idea who these guys are. The episode is where they go to Cuba, then extol the greatness of the car scene there, all being classics, and they made "HISTORY" by setting up a race course on some abandon lot and held a race with all the old cars. Racing has been banned in Cuba for decades.

Nicely done, Top Gear.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 08:13 AM (ccf/V)


BBC has announced that they're bringing it back after a 4 year hiatus. My guess is that they still don't understand why the original was successful and the new series will fail as well.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 01, 2026 08:35 AM (ExV1e)

154 Good morning, J.J.
Good morning, Horde.

Posted by: Inogame at September 01, 2026 08:35 AM (53oGX)

155 Another thought: A bear will kill cubs and mate with the sow.

Posted by: NR Pax



But enough about The View.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2026 08:36 AM (U0c5a)

156 VulnCheck researcher Jacob Baines registered an abandoned internet address that Speakingstone had been programmed to contact. Routers began sending information to it almost immediately, according to VulnCheck.

By Aug. 21, 392 routers had contacted the researchers. Of those, 390 were in China, and 83 percent were connected through China Mobile. Another 304 used Wi-Fi names beginning with "CMCC," China Mobile's commonly used abbreviation. Baines also detailed the figures in an Aug. 27 post on X.

Most - 363 of the 392 routers - were the same model running the same software version.

Baines said the pattern appeared to be a large deployment of routers provided by a telecommunications carrier to customers inside China. VulnCheck described it as "domestic Chinese surveillance technology."

Posted by: SMOD at September 01, 2026 08:36 AM (wYwUY)

157 and they made "HISTORY" by setting up a race course on some abandon lot and held a race with all the old cars. Racing has been banned in Cuba for decades.

Nicely done, Top Gear.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer


Where they get the gasoline?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2026 08:37 AM (U0c5a)

158 They're already trying to turn that psychotic murderer, the fat black woman in NYC, into the victim.

All the usual suspects are crying fake tears over her--not the person she killed and not the other she wounded.
Her. The murderer.
Because she must have been having a mental health episode.
And because she's black.
All because she's black.
See, they should have deescalated.
While she stood there, bloody from her murder, swinging the knives, threatening to kill the officers, having just shook off two tasers.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 01, 2026 08:38 AM (3cUTc)

159
Where they get the gasoline?
Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2026 08:37 AM (U0c5a)



Not knowing when the episode was actually filmed, I have no idea. Seems they've been on hiatus for quite a while, so it has likely been years.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 08:38 AM (ccf/V)

160 > President Trump ordered a shock voter fraud crackdown on Monday in nine states, including Washington, Wisconsin, Missouri, Georgia, California, Pennsylvania, Nevada, New York, and Connecticut.
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I can see quite a bit of resistance. Maybe violence.

*shrugs* They brought it on themselves by allowing the fraud to take over.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 01, 2026 08:38 AM (2Cry5)

161 In other UK follies: if you date a girl for 3 years and then break up, she can take your house and other possessions. That will definitely not help the birth rate.

https://tinyurl.com/4a27dct8
Posted by: Ian S. at September 01, 2026 08:22 AM (KLKSV)


I foresee a lot of women getting tossed to the curb after 33 months.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 01, 2026 08:38 AM (ExV1e)

162 28 one of the most infamous unsolved murders in hip hop.

Behold my field of f*cks, and see that it is barren.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 01, 2026 07:45 AM (9Q+nP)

"In-famous is when you're MORE than famous. This man Keffe D, he's not just famous, he's IN-famous."

Posted by: Ned Nederlander at September 01, 2026 08:39 AM (wVcYX)

163 She won't be found guilty at this trial. Either the ones who know she's guilty will cave or the jury will be hung.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
_________

Somebody here mentioned that she supposedly took a seroquel shortly before the killings in order to set up the overmedicated defense. If so, did she have a piss or blood test shortly afterwards that would shed any light on the levels in her system?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 01, 2026 08:39 AM (XvL8K)

164 Space Elevator Shoes. Now Robby DeNiro's career can really take off!

Posted by: ACME at September 01, 2026 08:40 AM (VAajM)

165 The UK is the nation with the second largest population of Penguins, so they still have that going for them.

Posted by: Keep On the Sunny Side at September 01, 2026 08:40 AM (JM9I6)

166 164 Space Elevator Shoes. Now Robby DeNiro's career can really take off!

Posted by: ACME at September 01, 2026 08:40 AM (VAajM)

Can't wait for him to get slung out into the void of space...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 01, 2026 08:40 AM (l3cgK)

167 And here I always thought he was just a valet:

"2 Parks-ur-car"
Posted by: Boswell at September 01, 2026 08:33 AM (NTVPI)



Reminds me of the racist lyric swap in the "No Diggity" song......

"N**** do ya work here....No Diggity....come bag my stuff."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 08:40 AM (ccf/V)

168 It's also,
National Little Black Dress Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 01, 2026 08:40 AM (NpAcC)

169 When does the Tupac murder conviction violence start?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 01, 2026 08:40 AM (rNkEQ)

170 Missouri vote fraud. Two areas. Kansas City, St Louis. Pockets of suppurating corruption. Lance those boils. Places are controlled by racist communists.

Posted by: tubal at September 01, 2026 08:41 AM (Gqar8)

171 168 It's also,
National Little Black Dress Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 01, 2026 08:40 AM (NpAcC)

I'd look awful in one of those...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 01, 2026 08:41 AM (l3cgK)

172 Ailing Burning Man festival hit by another hammer blow as it’s revealed most attendees are now MIDDLE AGED.

… the horror, the horror
Posted by: SMOD at September 01, 2026 08:32 AM


*considers conservative Burning Man in Corsicana*

*declines to comment*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 01, 2026 08:41 AM (9Q+nP)

173 It’s a simple yet mind-bending concept: an ultra-strong electrified cable running from a point on the ground at Earth’s equator, extended out beyond geostationary orbit (GEO), where a counterweight will float in space keeping it taut. Vessels then climb the cable to deliver goods, people and machines, passing through the atmosphere and into space.

what pulls on the counterweight?

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 01, 2026 08:42 AM (/+uur)

174 We in the Senate don’t have the money budgeted for Texas.

You had $100M or so for Texas during the primaries.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 01, 2026 08:42 AM (ExV1e)

175 158 They're already trying to turn that psychotic murderer, the fat black woman in NYC, into the victim.


she wasn't black?

that was a Latina for sure!

very spicy one

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 01, 2026 08:42 AM (j+aD2)

176 "In-famous is when you're MORE than famous. This man Keffe D, he's not just famous, he's IN-famous."
Posted by: Ned Nederlander at September 01, 2026 08:39 AM


I bet he doesn't have a plethora of pinatas, though.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 01, 2026 08:42 AM (9Q+nP)

177 In other UK follies: if you date a girl for 3 years and then break up, she can take your house and other possessions. That will definitely not help the birth rate.

https://tinyurl.com/4a27dct8
Posted by: Ian S. at September 01, 2026 08:22 AM (KLKSV)

I foresee a lot of women getting tossed to the curb after 33 months.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 01, 2026 08:38 AM (ExV1e)

"33 months, time's up. Punch-out time. Eject! Eject! Eject!"

Posted by: Right Jolly UK Cocksman at September 01, 2026 08:42 AM (wVcYX)

178 171 168 It's also,
National Little Black Dress Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 01, 2026 08:40 AM (NpAcC)

I'd look awful in one of those...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 01, 2026 08:41 AM (l3cgK)

Although my legs ARE smooth...so smooth the pores don't even show...all the hair fell out years ago...dunno why...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 01, 2026 08:42 AM (l3cgK)

179 President Donald Trump has endorsed a federal tax incentive for film and television with the aim of shifting production back to the United States.

Sen. Adam Schiff (D-CA) detailed the Hollywood decline during a Burbank City Hall chambers meeting by noting that roughly 45 percent of all U.S. films and scripted shows are being shot abroad.

Schiff said more 42,000 jobs have been lost along with livelihoods and careers, adding that entertainment projects are being “lured abroad” by “foreign governments that have invested aggressively in building their own film industries.” The senator noted that 45 percent of all U.S. films and scripted television shows last year were shot abroad – a full 12 percent spike from 2022’s 33 percent.

Posted by: SMOD at September 01, 2026 08:43 AM (wYwUY)

180
I foresee a lot of women getting tossed to the curb after 33 months.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 01, 2026 08:38 AM (ExV1e)



I see the dating scene being destroyed and the prostitution world exploding very soon.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 08:43 AM (ccf/V)

181 175 158 They're already trying to turn that psychotic murderer, the fat black woman in NYC, into the victim.


she wasn't black?

that was a Latina for sure!

very spicy one
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 01, 2026 08:42 AM (j+aD2)

Saw the vid on NY Post. Nutter, she was. Cops gave her lots of time to stop.

Posted by: tubal at September 01, 2026 08:44 AM (Gqar8)

182 Democrats plan is to publicly distance themselves from their radical candidates who now form a majority in their party while privately assuring them once they gain power, it’s game on with the destruction. It’s a move that in concert with their voter fraud they believe will get them a majority.

This ain’t just the DSA and what Rahm is trying to do is distract voters from the comments, promises and proposed policies of current Democrat senators and House members. They are the ones pushing impeachment, investigations, refunding the fraud, stacking the Supreme Court and getting rid of the senate filibuster.

None of this, and I mean exactly zero is going to improve the lives of anyone. In fact it will make things worse.

Trump’s and the Republicans agenda is starting to pay dividends. Taxes are lower, prices are coming down, and oil is poised for a big drop. Manufacturing is skyrocketing and wages are starting to rise. Employment in key industries is improving.

Why anyone would want to kill that because they are impatient with the pace is beyond reason.

Show up in November and vote in droves. It’s the only way we protect these gains.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 01, 2026 08:44 AM (ScG/9)

183 >>>I attended the University of Southern California in Los Angeles (awhile ago). I happened to be looking at the area on google maps yesterday and I had missed this but maybe 10 years ago or so they renamed Rodeo Road and it’s now Obama Blvd…. Sigh

Posted by: LinusVanPelt

>Just think, when we terraform the moon and populate it, we can name every road and city after our DEI heroes for posterity.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 01, 2026 08:45 AM (Ujrb8)

184 Space Elevator



Get stuck halfway up on a Sunday and have to wait for the union repair guy to come out and fix it.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2026 08:45 AM (U0c5a)

185 168 It's also,
National Little Black Dress Day.
Posted by: redridinghood

That's every day up in here!

Posted by: Tank Abrams-Define Little at September 01, 2026 08:45 AM (JM9I6)

186 Although my legs ARE smooth...so smooth the pores don't even show...all the hair fell out years ago...dunno why...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 01, 2026 08:42 AM


My lower shins are like that. It's weird.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 01, 2026 08:45 AM (9Q+nP)

187
That's every day up in here!
Posted by: Tank Abrams-Define Little at September 01, 2026 08:45 AM (JM9I6)



Imagine her romance novels.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 08:46 AM (ccf/V)

188 I liked Kim Stanley Robinson's Mars trilogy, but it, like a lot of recent sci-fi, is climate change apocalypse all the time

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 01, 2026 08:46 AM (rNkEQ)

189 179 President Donald Trump has endorsed a federal tax incentive for film and television with the aim of shifting production back to the United States.


Think imma go see Coyote vs Acme today.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 01, 2026 08:46 AM (V7AYW)

190 That's every day up in here!
Posted by: Tank Abrams-Define Little at September 01, 2026 08:45 AM (JM9I6)


Imagine her romance novels.........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 08:46 AM (ccf/V)


Eeeeew

Posted by: It's me donna at September 01, 2026 08:46 AM (+gK6I)

191 173 It’s a simple yet mind-bending concept: an ultra-strong electrified cable running from a point on the ground at Earth’s equator, extended out beyond geostationary orbit (GEO), where a counterweight will float in space keeping it taut. Vessels then climb the cable to deliver goods, people and machines, passing through the atmosphere and into space.

what pulls on the counterweight?

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 01, 2026 08:42 AM (/+uur)

https://youtu.be/wFFX2U3xNNU&t=177s

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 01, 2026 08:46 AM (l3cgK)

192 144 Ailing Burning Man festival hit by another hammer blow as it’s revealed most attendees are now MIDDLE AGED.

Yeah...people don't stay in their twenties forever. Funny that.

Now wait until they learn about Grateful Dead concerts.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 01, 2026 08:47 AM (/k3in)

193 Space elevator is conceptually doable but like most things Space, not even close to being implemented. We will be long gone before it might even happen.

Posted by: tubal at September 01, 2026 08:47 AM (Gqar8)

194 what pulls on the counterweight?
Posted by: r hennigantx at September 01, 2026 08:42 AM (/+uur)
=====

A balloon.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 01, 2026 08:47 AM (RIvkX)

195 Imagine her romance novels.........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 08:46 AM


*shudders*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 01, 2026 08:47 AM (9Q+nP)

196
Eeeeew
Posted by: It's me donna at September 01, 2026 08:46 AM (+gK6I)




"He entered the room where bacon fat and barbeque sauce aroma filled the air........"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 08:47 AM (ccf/V)

197 I see the dating scene being destroyed and the prostitution world exploding very soon.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 08:43 AM (ccf/V)


I'm not sure how much more the dating scene can be destroyed. Dating app's data shows that 2/3 of men get no responses, a lot of the time when men do get responses the women just want a free dinner, judges have ruled that pre-dating agreements are void...

There is a percentage of women who will end up destroying western civilization.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 01, 2026 08:48 AM (ExV1e)

198 Happy Monday!

>>Assata Shakur,” Nixon said of the Marxist cop killer who at one time appeared on the Federal Bureau of Investigation’s list of “most wanted” terrorists.“‘It is our duty to fight for our freedom. It is our duty to win. We must love and protect one another. We have nothing to lose but our chains,’” Nixon continued.


So, she's the BLM candidate.
Assata Shakur was the godmother of BLM, their divine inspiration and role model, the woman they prayed to at the opening of every BLM meeting.

Dear Florida: DO NOT elect another BLM deadbeat!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 01, 2026 08:48 AM (X8xt3)

199 193 Space elevator is conceptually doable but like most things Space, not even close to being implemented. We will be long gone before it might even happen.
Posted by: tubal at September 01, 2026 08:47 AM (Gqar


Wait... How long would it take to get up there ? They better have a bathroom...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 01, 2026 08:48 AM (+gK6I)

200 180
I foresee a lot of women getting tossed to the curb after 33 months.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 01, 2026 08:38 AM (ExV1e)


I see the dating scene being destroyed and the prostitution world exploding very soon.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 08:43 AM (ccf/V)

just don't see the same one continuously for more that 3 years?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 01, 2026 08:49 AM (l3cgK)

201 "where hundreds of millions have transcended the age-old struggle to live one more day and now enjoy the unchecked freedom and affluence of democratic market capitalism."

VDH says it all right there. Mankind is proving once again the hazards of prosperity. I heard someone say the other day that when he looks into the eyes of young people he sees a gleam of thrill over the prospect of reducing the world around them to rubble. I believe it. This is where Trump comes a cropper -- he is missing the reality of this spiritual deprivation and its consequences. But its not only his blind spot, and I don't fault him.

Posted by: Ordinary American at September 01, 2026 08:49 AM (BdmD3)

202 Dear Florida: DO NOT elect another BLM deadbeat!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 01, 2026 08:48 AM (X8xt3)



What are the odds Florida Man isn't listening........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 08:49 AM (ccf/V)

203 Duane's big mistake was wrath. He ordered the killing of one of the most famous young black men in the world, over a relatively small pecadillo. There were many better ways to handle his Tupac problem.

If he had stuck to calling shots on non-famous young black men, he'd still be killing people and turning their lives into flashy jewelry as we speak, because nobody cares about them, even in their own communities. They sure cared about 'Pac, though.

He's the dog who caught the drop-top Eldorado with the 26" rims.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 01, 2026 08:49 AM (BI5O2)

204 @161/I used to have a different nic: "I foresee a lot of women getting tossed to the curb after 33 months."

Too close to the limit, a legal claim would be made that you only ended the relationship so you wouldn't be legally liable for costs that would have been incurred if the relationship had lasted 3 years, per the law.

Go instead with a practical limit of 30 months minus a day, aka: A Six month window. This is the same standard governments use when deciding if a foreign passport holder may enter the country. If your passport is up for renewal within 6 months, it may well not be valid for entry because they can't guarantee your passport will stay valid during your entire stay.

(If I'd been a lawyer, I'd be dead by now.)

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines at September 01, 2026 08:49 AM (O7YUW)

205 ...Hochul in a hijab...

Wasn't it just a few years ago she was blaspheming God in a "church" calling for people to be her Covid Disciples?

I'm really beginning to think that the demons from Hell are staffing most government roles.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 01, 2026 08:50 AM (nAS9C)

206
just don't see the same one continuously for more that 3 years?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 01, 2026 08:49 AM (l3cgK)



If you pay her to go away every time, it's a job, not a relationship.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 08:50 AM (ccf/V)

207 "This is where Trump comes a cropper"
Posted by: Ordinary American at September 01, 2026 08:49 AM

What does that mean?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 01, 2026 08:51 AM (V7AYW)

208 ..Hochul in a hijab...

A Burka would have been better

Posted by: It's me donna at September 01, 2026 08:51 AM (+gK6I)

209 They're already trying to turn that psychotic murderer, the fat black woman in NYC, into the victim.

I'll keep the helicopter warm while Jim wrestles the Cisneros...

Posted by: Zombie Marlin Perkins, Mutual of Omaha Wild Kingdom at September 01, 2026 08:51 AM (+iYtA)

210 Any doubt that disgraced "Army Chief" Driscoll is the leaker??

Posted by: runner at September 01, 2026 08:52 AM (g47mK)

211 The lady who the police shot in NYC was a five foot tall, three hundred pound black , Hispanic lady. Tasers didn't work because of fat deposits

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 01, 2026 08:52 AM (rNkEQ)

212 >>That's every day up in here!
Posted by: Tank Abrams-Define Little at September 01, 2026 08:45 AM (JM9I6)


Imagine her romance novels.........
Posted by: Sponge
- - -

Think I saw one at the used bookstore a few weeks ago. It was a legal drama type plot -- just couldn't buy it, even just to mock it.

Which reminds me of the time my brother was assigned to read Shonda Rymes' book at work (at height of BLM madness). He said it was truly the dumbest book he's ever read. Like, it made him mad this garbage was published and widely praised. Oh, his rant about it. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at September 01, 2026 08:52 AM (X8xt3)

213 210 Any doubt that disgraced "Army Chief" Driscoll is the leaker??
Posted by: runner at September 01, 2026 08:52 AM (g47mK

One of for sure

Posted by: It's me donna at September 01, 2026 08:52 AM (+gK6I)

214 House Intelligence Committee Warns a New ‘Failure of Imagination’ Could Be Setting America Up for an AI Attack

New and emerging technologies, including artificial intelligence, are reshaping the post-September 11th threat landscape.

Posted by: SMOD at September 01, 2026 08:53 AM (wYwUY)

215 195 Imagine her romance novels.........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 08:46 AM

*shudders*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 01, 2026 08:47 AM (9Q+nP)

"Morning Glory Milking Farm", except she's the minotaur...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 01, 2026 08:53 AM (l3cgK)

216 I see the dating scene being destroyed and the prostitution world exploding very soon.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 08:43 AM (ccf/V)

I'm not sure how much more the dating scene can be destroyed. Dating app's data shows that 2/3 of men get no responses, a lot of the time when men do get responses the women just want a free dinner, judges have ruled that pre-dating agreements are void...

There is a percentage of women who will end up destroying western civilization.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic


This is one topic that I follow closely on facebook. The whole premise will have to flip. Women will have to start asking guys out and paying for the first date.

Too many men have figured out that they are only Wednesday night's dinner ticket or this week's "ick" to be filmed and put on tiktok, instagram or facebook.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2026 08:54 AM (U0c5a)

217 199 193 Space elevator is conceptually doable but like most things Space, not even close to being implemented. We will be long gone before it might even happen.
Posted by: tubal at September 01, 2026 08:47 AM (Gqar


Wait... How long would it take to get up there ? They better have a bathroom...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 01, 2026 08:48 AM (+gK6I)

Two words...Astronaut Diapers...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 01, 2026 08:54 AM (l3cgK)

218 Travel outside of Solar system is just scifi material. People won’t ever do that. Physics is not amenable to fiction. Inside the system? Yeah, maybe possibly someday far far away. Then the question arises - why? What is out there that justifies spending umpteen trillions and decades and decades of time and purpose.

Posted by: tubal at September 01, 2026 08:54 AM (Gqar8)

219 One of the most galling aspects of all this lawfare is that so much of it is run through 501(c)(3) organizations, meaning organizations whose activities are effectively subsidized by taxpayers. They then use the aura of “IRS approved nonprofit” status to confer a kind of legitimacy on themselves, as though the government has somehow endorsed what they do. It has not. These are private activist organizations pursuing their own agendas.

The ballroom case is even more egregious because the 501(c)(3) pushing this utterly ridiculous lawfare calls itself the National Trust for Historic Preservation in the United States, a name that sounds governmental even though the organization is entirely private. Incredibly, it sits on half a billion dollars in reserves and brings in around $100 million a year.

There is something deeply grotesque about a system in which organizations with resources on that scale enjoy taxpayer subsidized status and then deploy those resources to wage lawfare against the outcome of the democratic process.

Posted by: SMOD at September 01, 2026 08:54 AM (wYwUY)

220 @210 runner, he was buddies with the Vindmans and his wife supported never Trumpers , so it definitely tracks

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 01, 2026 08:54 AM (rNkEQ)

221 >>They're already trying to turn that psychotic murderer, the fat black woman in NYC, into the victim.


Was she black? Couldn't get a good read on ethnicity, which sadly matters in 2026.
Was she just randomly crazy, or is there a back story?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 01, 2026 08:54 AM (X8xt3)

222 206
just don't see the same one continuously for more that 3 years?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 01, 2026 08:49 AM (l3cgK)


If you pay her to go away every time, it's a job, not a relationship.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 08:50 AM (ccf/V)

Well, her ability to make a living, at that point, is highly dependent upon you...so how would UK courts look at it, eh?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 01, 2026 08:55 AM (l3cgK)

223 Dating app's data shows that 2/3 of men get no responses, a lot of the time when men do get responses the women just want a free dinner

Don't forget the women that DEMAND the kind of men that meet their precise standards in terms of height and income before they acknowledge them.

But on the bright side, I did see one young lady who said that her boyfriend only made about 30K and she was happy with him.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 01, 2026 08:56 AM (/k3in)

224 "He entered the room where bacon fat and barbeque sauce aroma filled the air........"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 08:47 AM


That was not a nice thing you did.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 01, 2026 08:56 AM (9Q+nP)

225 218 Travel outside of Solar system is just scifi material. People won’t ever do that. Physics is not amenable to fiction. Inside the system? Yeah, maybe possibly someday far far away. Then the question arises - why? What is out there that justifies spending umpteen trillions and decades and decades of time and purpose.

Posted by: tubal at September 01, 2026 08:54 AM (Gqar

To escape the libbie crazies that inhabit this planet in astonishing numbers?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 01, 2026 08:57 AM (l3cgK)

226 Was she just randomly crazy, or is there a back story?


she looked like she just needed a Snickers bar

or three

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 01, 2026 08:57 AM (j+aD2)

227 @221 Lizzy, see my comment @211 and yeah she was randomly crazy

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 01, 2026 08:57 AM (rNkEQ)

228 The Democrat Party is becoming the party of socialism.

Not really. We're the Party of Decline, Decay, Deterioration, and finally Destruction. Capitalism, Marxism, Fascism are all the same to us because they are all systems, which means they can all be corrupted to our needs.

Posted by: Dems at September 01, 2026 08:57 AM (moGJJ)

229 Then the question arises - why? What is out there that justifies spending umpteen trillions and decades and decades of time and purpose.


lol what a question

are you actually XY or?

WHY. FUCKING. NOT.

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 01, 2026 08:58 AM (j+aD2)

230 Missouri vote fraud. Two areas. Kansas City, St Louis. Pockets of suppurating corruption. Lance those boils. Places are controlled by racist communists.
Posted by: tubal at September 01, 2026 08:41 AM (Gqar
---
Like EVERY state, red or blue, the greater the urban concentration, the increased likelihood of voter fraud being the main mechanism of government control.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 01, 2026 08:58 AM (FZ29D)

231 I am usually very good with predicting case results.

The Clancy one is tough but I am confident they are not gonna buy the insantiy defense. That I would bet on.

Whether they will go with 2nd or 1st degree I don't know but I can see them going 1st degree. Less confident on that score but pretty sure she's not gonna get away with it. Too much planning and calculation involved to be a pure "the voices and/or depression made me do it" outcome.

Posted by: ... at September 01, 2026 08:58 AM (j6dNk)

232 ..Hochul in a hijab...

A Burka would have been better


Or an urn

Posted by: Community Notes at September 01, 2026 08:58 AM (nAS9C)

233 No one has said "bodice-ripper" yet, so I'm just tossing it out there.

Posted by: Happy To Pitch In at September 01, 2026 08:58 AM (JM9I6)

234 just don't see the same one continuously for more that 3 years?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 01, 2026 08:49 AM (l3cgK)

If you pay her to go away every time, it's a job, not a relationship.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 08:50 AM (ccf/V)

"Hi, I'm Frank Lyman from Oxford, Fawn's fiancée."
Never give your real name or identity.

Posted by: Right Jolly UK Brother Otter at September 01, 2026 08:58 AM (wVcYX)

235 >>>The lady who the police shot in NYC was a five foot tall, three hundred pound black , Hispanic lady. Tasers didn't work because of fat deposits

Posted by: Smell the Glove

>Penetration could be an issue. Most likely she was just sizzling and crackling like a pork rind.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 01, 2026 08:59 AM (Ujrb8)

236 sorry I'm giddy the Phils won AGAIN late last night!

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 01, 2026 08:59 AM (j+aD2)

237 >>Hochul in a hijab...


Everywhere you look there are women doing the dumbest, most society-destroying things.

Hochul thinks the hijab is like the flannel shirt you put on when you visit rural voters - a gimmick to broadcast that you're just like them! No, you just told them (and us) you have been conquered, you submit to Islam.

Then there are the freaks who are fangirling a woman who killed he three kids. There is no good reason to defend her. Get mad at all the drugs she was subscribed, recognize post-partum depression happens, but for heaven's sake, do not excuse/normalize infanticide!!!

Gah! I need coffee.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 01, 2026 08:59 AM (X8xt3)

238 234 just don't see the same one continuously for more that 3 years?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 01, 2026 08:49 AM (l3cgK)

If you pay her to go away every time, it's a job, not a relationship.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 08:50 AM (ccf/V)

"Hi, I'm Frank Lyman from Oxford, Fawn's fiancée."
Never give your real name or identity.

Posted by: Right Jolly UK Brother Otter at September 01, 2026 08:58 AM (wVcYX)

from the movie "50 First Dates"...
"Hi, I'm Harry Paratestes"...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 01, 2026 08:59 AM (l3cgK)

239
just don't see the same one continuously for more that 3 years?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 01, 2026 08:49 AM (l3cgK)



The odds on you being her only source of income are INCREDIBLY high. Plus, odds are lower that he gets sick of her shit and finds another.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 09:00 AM (ccf/V)

240 225 218 Travel outside of Solar system is just scifi material. People won’t ever do that. Physics is not amenable to fiction. Inside the system? Yeah, maybe possibly someday far far away. Then the question arises - why? What is out there that justifies spending umpteen trillions and decades and decades of time and purpose.

Posted by: tubal at September 01, 2026 08:54 AM (Gqar

To escape the libbie crazies that inhabit this planet in astonishing numbers?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 01, 2026 08:57 AM (l3cgK)

Soon as we got anywhere someone would find something that is “JUST NOT FAIR” and start bitching about it and making trouble. Space would be a great place if it weren’t for the people.

Posted by: tubal at September 01, 2026 09:00 AM (Gqar8)

241 Dating app's data shows that 2/3 of men get no responses, a lot of the time when men do get responses the women just want a free dinner

Don't forget the women that DEMAND the kind of men that meet their precise standards in terms of height and income before they acknowledge them.

But on the bright side, I did see one young lady who said that her boyfriend only made about 30K and she was happy with him.
Posted by: NR Pax


One lady on facebook ran the numbers. After filtering out everything, sex, height, weight, salary, in jail, not gay, single, etc., they were 40,000 men that met their criteria.

That's 800 men per state on average. Including dating outside their race.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2026 09:00 AM (U0c5a)

242 218 Tubal — alien p***y. ‘Nuff said.

Posted by: Bulg at September 01, 2026 09:00 AM (77rzZ)

243 235 >>>The lady who the police shot in NYC was a five foot tall, three hundred pound black , Hispanic lady. Tasers didn't work because of fat deposits

Posted by: Smell the Glove

>Penetration could be an issue. Most likely she was just sizzling and crackling like a pork rind.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 01, 2026 08:59 AM (Ujrb

Is this another quote from Tank Abram's romance novel?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 01, 2026 09:00 AM (l3cgK)

244 runner, he was buddies with the Vindmans and his wife supported never Trumpers , so it definitely tracks
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 01, 2026 08:54 AM (rNkEQ)

He is buddies with Vance, he was recommended by Vance, allegedly he constantly undermined Hegseth and tried to get Sec Of War job. Maybe he thinks he will be made sec of War after 2028, hoping his buddy is the nominee. Over the last year, I noticed that he jumped ahead of Hegseth, trying to negotiate with Ukraine or something. So, he is one of those cvnts, that ended up in the administration without proper vetting.

Posted by: runner at September 01, 2026 09:00 AM (g47mK)

245 tubal

Space contains resources we can use, like metallic asteroids and better solar power, . A life boat for Earth, using water from Saturn to populate Mars, is a plus.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 01, 2026 09:01 AM (u82oZ)

246 Posted by: ... at September 01, 2026 08:58 AM (j6dNk)


I'm thinking they are gonna go with the lowest punishment they can... Just a gut feeling

Posted by: It's me donna at September 01, 2026 09:01 AM (+gK6I)

247 >>No one has said "bodice-ripper" yet, so I'm just tossing it out there.


"Bodice" and "Stacey Abrams" should never, ever be in the same sentence - aw crap.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 01, 2026 09:01 AM (X8xt3)

248 "no reason was given"? Yeah, "your services are no longer required" is the reason, then.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 01, 2026 09:01 AM (aJQbY)

249 even though I *do* get texts saying they received my ballot...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Texts from Waste Management?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 01, 2026 09:02 AM (VaC8w)

250 @244 true. Apparently he went to Ukraine and spoke with Zelensky without authorization. Way out over his skis

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 01, 2026 09:04 AM (rNkEQ)

251 Travel outside of Solar system is just scifi material. People won’t ever do that. Physics is not amenable to fiction. Inside the system? Yeah, maybe possibly someday far far away. Then the question arises - why? What is out there that justifies spending umpteen trillions and decades and decades of time and purpose.
Posted by: tubal at September 01, 2026 08:54 AM (Gqar


In space, no one can hear you ask to speak to the manager. A Karen horror story.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 01, 2026 09:04 AM (ExV1e)

252
Is this another quote from Tank Abram's romance novel?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 01, 2026 09:00 AM (l3cgK)



I thought the same......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 09:04 AM (ccf/V)

253 Imagine her romance novels.........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 08:46 AM (ccf/V)

In my shocking and transgressive tale of forbidden love off the coast of Georgia, Chad Seaworthy, the stern but sensual skipper of the SS Manticore, learns that his hatred of white whales is surpassed by his passion for the black ones, when he chums the water with Hostess cupcakes on one fateful day.

Pre-order "Moby Dick II: Dick Harder" on Amazon today.

Posted by: Cornelia Flickbean at September 01, 2026 09:05 AM (BI5O2)

254 Then the question arises - why? What is out there that justifies spending umpteen trillions and decades and decades of time and purpose.
----
Maybe Christopher Columbus should have just stayed home.

What could possibly justify traveling across an ocean of unknown dangers?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 01, 2026 09:05 AM (FZ29D)

255 There is a percentage of women who will end up destroying western civilization.

Its been going for forever. Started with Eve.

Even when Abraham took Isaac up to the mountain for the Akedat Yitzchak. The two left early in the morning and never came back while Sarah was alive. They only returned to bury her.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 01, 2026 09:06 AM (U4c/V)

256 It's speculated that there's trillions upon trillions of dollars of untapped minerals and valuable materials in the solar system.

At some point in the future, if mankind's still around, we'll make a play for it. Some might be needed for survival, some might just be to harvested to get rich.

Data suggests there's plenty of rare earth minerals out there, deposits of gold, silver, precious gems, etc.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 01, 2026 09:06 AM (2Cry5)

257 But on the bright side, I did see one young lady who said that her boyfriend only made about 30K and she was happy with him.
Posted by: NR Pax at September 01, 2026 08:56 AM (/k3in)


I don't doubt that there are plenty of normal women out there, possibly a majority - who knows - but the media amplifies the others and the damage gets done, regardless. Every new law, every court ruling, to make it still harder on men helps ensure the death of everything.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 01, 2026 09:06 AM (ExV1e)

258 218 Tubal — alien p***y. ‘Nuff said.
Posted by: Bulg at September 01, 2026 09:00 AM (77rzZ)

Private Frost: Hey, I sure wouldn't mind getting some more of that Arcturian poontang! Remember that time?

Private Spunkmeyer: Yeah, Frost, but the one that you had was a male!

Private Frost: It doesn't matter when it's Arcturian, baby!

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 01, 2026 09:06 AM (wVcYX)

259 Penetration could be an issue. Most likely she was just sizzling and crackling like a pork rind.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone


Gotta remember that line.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2026 09:07 AM (U0c5a)

260 Socialism is inherently a crime both because it calls for the other throw of the Constitution and because it calls for robbing and enslaving the people of the nation.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 01, 2026 09:07 AM (sKqQm)

261 Sorry....I'll likely not forget for a LONG time the moment where some libtard media show had Abrams on with Biden and they thought they were going to have the exclusive where Biden picked her for VP.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 09:07 AM (ccf/V)

262 I'm thinking they are gonna go with the lowest punishment they can... Just a gut feeling

Posted by: It's me donna at September 01, 2026 09:01 AM (+gK6I)

You mean they will ignore the insanity and convict her but not punish hard? Possible.

But I think three dead makes that less likely. If they don't believe the insanity stuff they will want her punished. Especially for trying it on as a defense. Don't forget that. But we will see. Like I said it's kind of a tough one. The only thing that would shock me is if they buy insanity. I reviewed the case and don't see it.

Posted by: ... at September 01, 2026 09:08 AM (j6dNk)

263 That's 800 men per state on average. Including dating outside their race.

I used to say that Women only want Troy Aikman in his prime.

Until another commenter noted that Tom Brady was cheated on.

(sigh)

Posted by: Community Notes at September 01, 2026 09:08 AM (U4c/V)

264 Count de Monet

How To Use Green Body Paint On The Love Of Your Life, a new Captain Kirk adventure.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 01, 2026 09:08 AM (u82oZ)

265 @WesternLensman
Chris Hayes on @elonmusk funding Republican campaigns:

Unfathomable amounts! He could be saving lives with that money!

On Soros:

Ok sure they spend a lot of money for Democrats, but the right wingers are drowning them out!

So on the nose, it's funny.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 01, 2026 09:09 AM (NpAcC)

266 256 It's speculated that there's trillions upon trillions of dollars of untapped minerals and valuable materials in the solar system.

At some point in the future, if mankind's still around, we'll make a play for it. Some might be needed for survival, some might just be to harvested to get rich.

Data suggests there's plenty of rare earth minerals out there, deposits of gold, silver, precious gems, etc.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 01, 2026 09:06 AM (2Cry5)

Supply and demand...the "value" of such minerals will drop if you change the balance of supply and demand.
I remember one article I read that was so economically ignorant about this fact...it claimed some incredible, inordinate amount of value for space minerals, ignoring what would happen once these minerals became available for use.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 01, 2026 09:09 AM (l3cgK)

267 There is a percentage of women who will end up destroying western civilization.
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Only if we are back to knowing what a woman is.

Posted by: ... at September 01, 2026 09:09 AM (j6dNk)

268 255 There is a percentage of women who will end up destroying western civilization.


yeah it's all of us

ignore the purple unicorns with uteri

women are risk-averse, child like, less intelligent on average, solipsistic, "socialist" and disloyal BY NATURE. nature made us this way! so we could care for children and adjust when our tribe was overrun by more aggressive hominids.

look at the D party. it's the female polis

look at the R party. it's the male polis (including of course feminized males)

I'm finding it kind of interesting. the hope is, if the R party behaves in a strong commanding manner, chicks will peel off from the loser party and join up.

that is our nature.

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 01, 2026 09:09 AM (j+aD2)

269 The UN has admitted that it does not always independently confirm every detail before publication of its reports.

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Look. They're creating utopia. They can't be bothered with emptying the trash cans and trimming the lawn.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Mr. September 2026 at September 01, 2026 09:09 AM (ndZc7)

270 Physics won't allow any intergalactic travel. I'm kinda down on Science, these days, Chemistry included. On what planet can you combine an explosive metal-Sodium-with a poison gas-Chlorine-and get Table Salt. It don't make no sense.

Posted by: Larry the Luddite at September 01, 2026 09:10 AM (JM9I6)

271 >>One lady on facebook ran the numbers. After filtering out everything, sex, height, weight, salary, in jail, not gay, single, etc., they were 40,000 men that met their criteria.

That's 800 men per state on average. Including dating outside their race.
- - - -
Bet there were a lot more potential men to date before she chose to pursue career over family. A lotta good ones scooped up by those willing to build a life together, help their partner build the killer CV that facebook lady now thinks she deserves to be available to her to marry.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 01, 2026 09:10 AM (X8xt3)

272 "Women are idiots and men are lunatics."

Rebecca West

Posted by: Ordinary American at September 01, 2026 09:10 AM (BdmD3)

273 Your musical interlude for this morning...

https://youtu.be/Kq4OtRsdXls - video contains neither nudity nor foul language but could be considered NSFW

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 01, 2026 09:10 AM (ExV1e)

274 Posted by: Paul at September 01, 2026 09:08 AM

I'm pretty sure that Spiccoli guy thinks you're a dick.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 01, 2026 09:10 AM (9Q+nP)

275
But I think three dead makes that less likely. If they don't believe the insanity stuff they will want her punished. Especially for trying it on as a defense. Don't forget that. But we will see. Like I said it's kind of a tough one. The only thing that would shock me is if they buy insanity. I reviewed the case and don't see it.
Posted by: ... at September 01, 2026 09:08 AM (j6dNk)




I think the biggest factor is whether she's here legally or not.

If she's an illegal, she's walking in 2 weeks. If she's legal, she'll be charged, tried, convicted and let out on time served after 8 months. She really needs to work on curing cancer, you know.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 09:11 AM (ccf/V)

276 Count de Monet

How To Use Green Body Paint On The Love Of Your Life, a new Captain Kirk adventure.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 01, 2026 09:08 AM (u82oZ)

Nurse! Prepare another round of interspecies antibiotics. The Captain is taking shore leave again. - Bones McCoy

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 01, 2026 09:11 AM (wVcYX)

277 Aluminum was once the most expensive metal in the world...Napoleon had special "silverware" made of aluminum due to its rarity. Thanks to the Bayer and Hall–Héroult processes, it's inexpensive enough to sell in long rolls for cooking use and for beverages today.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 01, 2026 09:11 AM (l3cgK)

278 Missouri vote fraud. Two areas. Kansas City, St Louis. Pockets of suppurating corruption. Lance those boils. Places are controlled by racist communists.
Posted by: tubal

I've argued KCMO (and Jackson County) haven't had a true election in 100 years.

Posted by: MkY at September 01, 2026 09:11 AM (+Pp+Q)

279 272 "Women are idiots and men are lunatics."

Rebecca West



oh very good. concise.

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 01, 2026 09:11 AM (j+aD2)

280 Watching the Donut Operator video on the Lindsey Clancy stuff.

https://youtu.be/9UEGIW_W1hQ

Jeez.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 01, 2026 09:12 AM (Y/06r)

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