Whistleblower: NY AG and Gigantic Hag "Tish" James Commanded Her Underlings to Find (or Contrive) Criminal Charges Against Trump -- and His Friends and Allies

This is abuse of office. A prosecutor is supposed to investigate a crime and find the guilty party, not investigate a person to discover crimes (or, in this case, "crimes").

Before anyone can say it: Nothing will happen, of course.

Prosecutor in NY AG Letitia James' office says he was ordered to dig up dirt on Trump allies: report
A veteran prosecutor in state Attorney General Letitia James' office claims he was ordered to dig up dirt on people and groups "affiliated with Donald Trump," according to a bombshell report.
Daniel Wiesenfeld, a former Brooklyn prosecutor who now works in James' Investor Protection Bureau, said his boss instructed him "to find and pursue crimes" committed by Trump allies, according to a since-deleted email obtained by the Times-Union.
Wiesenfeld alleged in his email on Friday that Bureau Chief Shamiso Maswoswe specifically directed him to target "Trump himself, Truth Social, Hewlett Packard (DOJ approved merger)... without having a credible reason for targeting the organizations and individuals," the outlet reported.
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"If you believe Trump is using the [Department of Justice] attorneys to prosecute his enemies and further his political interests, you should find it equally troubling that Tish [James] is doing exactly the same thing," Wiesenfeld allegedly wrote in the message, which went to some 2,000 staffers before being yanked.

"I ask you that you not serve as Tish's personal attorneys by targeting her political enemies," he allegedly wrote. "Instead, I hope you choose to prosecute crimes and find the individuals accountable, rather than targeting individuals and then finding crimes."
Weisenfeld asked that colleagues focus on prosecuting "rampant nonprofit homeless shelter fraud and antisemitic crimes in and around synagogues," and accused James of wasting "significant public taxpayer dollars to target convenient public enemies," Times-Union reported.
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During her 2018 campaign, James vowed to "prosecute the president for crimes committed in New York state" if she was elected -- and kept her word after taking over the office.
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Ex-Gov. Andrew Cuomo's former aide Melissa DeRosa ripped James on X Sunday.
"@TishJames has been abusing her office for political gain for years.
"Don't criticize Trump's use of DOJ if you're not going to call out hers -/ it's wrong when either side does it."

I don't think Trump is doing this at all. He's prosecuting the people who wrongfully prosecuted him -- and if, as they say, "no one is above the law," then they have endorsed their own prosecutions.

Remember, Trump talked about throwing Hillary in jail but as soon as he was elected he ditched that entirely, implicitly conceding it was just campaign fodder.

His first-hand knowledge doesn't directly implicate James: He alleges only that his direct superior, Investor Protection Bureau Chief Shamiso Maswoswe, told him to target "Trump himself, Truth Social, Hewlett Packard (DOJ approved merger)" without bothering to first find "a credible reason for targeting the organizations and individuals."

But he (understandably) believes Maswoswe was following orders from James, who after all ran for the office vowing to target Trump.
The AG's office of course denies everything, immediately put Wiesenfeld on leave and no doubt will seek to crucify him.

After all, this is highly credible testimony that could easily be the final nail in tossing James' civil-case victory over Trump and quite possibly cost her this fall's election -- and even, should investigators find enough other testimony or hard evidence, put her in serious criminal jeopardy.
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Tish James prefers to prosecute cops and her political enemies; let's hope she's soon out of government, if not in prison.

Is the bad ad gone? I only noticed it a couple of weeks ago and wrongly assumed that whatever company was paying for the ad would just stop paying for it and it would go away. I didn't expect them to camp on the site forever.

I think it's gone now. I hope.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:10 PM

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1 Nooded.

Posted by: Nazdar at August 31, 2026 12:11 PM (NcvvS)

2 Foist?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 31, 2026 12:11 PM (2Ez/1)

3 And SPONGE!!

Posted by: Nazdar at August 31, 2026 12:11 PM (NcvvS)

4 "And the blog is gray..."

- Just the punchline

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 31, 2026 12:11 PM (bFu5X)

5 >>>Before anyone can say it: Nothing will happen, of course.

Nothing will . . . uh . . . oh.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon, Turnming Japanese at August 31, 2026 12:11 PM (dK+Kv)

6 And GREY!

Posted by: Nazdar at August 31, 2026 12:12 PM (NcvvS)

7 Afternoon, Ace. Any crow updates?

Posted by: Bulg at August 31, 2026 12:12 PM (77rzZ)

8

She's like a big fat black Richard Kiel, Jaws from Moonraker.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at August 31, 2026 12:12 PM (och2J)

9 I take umbrage to this vile comparison.

Posted by: A gigantic hag at August 31, 2026 12:12 PM (eZQ1g)

10 Keep in mind this is exactly what the left claims Trump is doing any time some lefty gets charged...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 31, 2026 12:12 PM (sKqQm)

11 I haven't been having problems with the ads lately.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 31, 2026 12:13 PM (Riz8t)

12 i still have at least one of those "fighting trump" election mailers from 2018

Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 31, 2026 12:13 PM (CWTWj)

13 Show me the man and I'll show you the crime.

Posted by: ... at August 31, 2026 12:13 PM (eZQ1g)

14 I've just about had it up to here *salutes* with the official malfeasance in all branches and at all levels of government. My Plan includes the lot of them.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 31, 2026 12:13 PM (RIvkX)

15 I haven't been having problems with the ads lately.

Perhaps the word is out that my liver spots, toenail fungus, and ED are all in remission.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 31, 2026 12:14 PM (Riz8t)

16 “ Bureau Chief Shamiso Maswoswe”. Well, there ya go.

Posted by: tubal at August 31, 2026 12:14 PM (Gqar8)

17 >>>7 Afternoon, Ace. Any crow updates?

I think I saw them once since the last time I mentioned it. I hear them a lot.

Is it possible that pigeons could drive them off? Because more and more pigeons began camping out on my deck. I counted 12 one time. So I stopped putting out food to get them to leave.

Posted by: ace at August 31, 2026 12:14 PM (1wjle)

18 "Give me the man and I will give you the case against him."

Posted by: Lavrentiy Beria at August 31, 2026 12:14 PM (2Ez/1)

19 17 >>>7 Afternoon, Ace. Any crow updates?

I think I saw them once since the last time I mentioned it. I hear them a lot.

Is it possible that pigeons could drive them off? Because more and more pigeons began camping out on my deck. I counted 12 one time. So I stopped putting out food to get them to leave.

Posted by: ace at August 31, 2026 12:14 PM (1wjle)

Flying rats are offputting to corvids.

Posted by: tubal at August 31, 2026 12:15 PM (Gqar8)

20 >>>11 I haven't been having problems with the ads lately.

there was an ad that popped up every single time the comments were refreshed and then made you wait five full seconds to close it. And the "X" to close it was, of course, unreasonably tiny so it took a while to close.

Super-obnoxious. Sorry about that. A lot of these ads are transitory, short-term. I did not expect this particular ad buy to last forever.

Posted by: ace at August 31, 2026 12:16 PM (1wjle)

21 (D) ifferent
(R) ules

Posted by: Lake America at August 31, 2026 12:16 PM (iY+4Q)

22 17,327 deceased Michigan voters were found to have a ballot cast and counted in the 2020 election who also had a confirmed corresponding obituary.

Posted by: SMOD at August 31, 2026 12:16 PM (2xUTf)

23 8

She's like a big fat black Richard Kiel, Jaws from Moonraker.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq
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She is a big girl.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 31, 2026 12:16 PM (vOxCS)

24 I'm I too late to say Nothing will happen ?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 31, 2026 12:17 PM (+gK6I)

25 Is it possible that pigeons could drive them off? Because more and more pigeons began camping out on my deck. I counted 12 one time. So I stopped putting out food to get them to leave.
Posted by: ace

You'd think that crows could drive out pigeons. But what do I know?

Posted by: Bulg at August 31, 2026 12:17 PM (77rzZ)

26 The All You Can Eat Chinee Buffets within 30 miles of Tish James house have all shuttered. Bitch can Hoover up some Kung Pao!

Posted by: Sum Ting Wong at August 31, 2026 12:17 PM (JM9I6)

27 you know who doesn't have ads? keith olbermann. probably

Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 31, 2026 12:17 PM (CWTWj)

28 17,327 deceased Michigan voters were found to have a ballot cast and counted in the 2020 election who also had a confirmed corresponding obituary.
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ha. we got you beat

Posted by: Illinois at August 31, 2026 12:17 PM (anL5R)

29 17,327 deceased Michigan voters were found to have a ballot cast and counted in the 2020 election who also had a confirmed corresponding obituary.

Wow, sounds like they were really motivated.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 31, 2026 12:18 PM (Riz8t)

30 If these assholes are ever able to get rid of MAGA, they are coming after us.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 31, 2026 12:18 PM (2WIwB)

31 Hey! We gotta eat too!

Posted by: The Lonesome Dove at August 31, 2026 12:18 PM (JM9I6)

32 29 17,327 deceased Michigan voters were found to have a ballot cast and counted in the 2020 election who also had a confirmed corresponding obituary.

They early voted ?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 31, 2026 12:18 PM (+gK6I)

33 Show me the man and I'll show you the crime.
Posted by: ... at August 31, 2026 12:13 PM (eZQ1g)
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AHEM

Posted by: Zombie Lavrentii Beria at August 31, 2026 12:19 PM (RIvkX)

34 >>>I don't think Trump is doing this at all. He's prosecuting the people who wrongfully prosecuted him -- and if, as they say, "no one is above the law," then they have endorsed their own prosecutions.

Given that it's a former Cuomo aide, this is probably as far as she can go without being ostracized at the next Upper West Side cocktail party. "We must be better than Trump" is acceptable; "Trump did nothing wrong" is unforgivable.

Posted by: Dr. T at August 31, 2026 12:19 PM (F1vmP)

35 "Shamiso Maswoswe"

Why do I picture this guy in an urban intersection with a soggy rag, and a squeegee stolen from a gas station?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 31, 2026 12:19 PM (1z8ji)

36 If these assholes are ever able to get rid of MAGA, they are coming after us.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 31, 2026 12:18 PM (2WIwB)

But then they are commies and this is right out of that playbook.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 31, 2026 12:20 PM (2WIwB)

37 The crows seemed to be calling his name, thought Caw.

Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at August 31, 2026 12:20 PM (V362x)

38 There's a bad ad that blocks near the whole page on my native Samsung browser in the comments.

It has a nasty trick of going invisible so you can't see or close it--but it's still there and gets clicked if you tap the page.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 31, 2026 12:20 PM (3cUTc)

39 "I hear them a lot."

Soon the season will begin when they all fly into the cities in the evenings to roost. Hereabouts, they look like sky rivers flowing in.

In the mornings, about a half-hour before dawn, they'll do their wakeup ritual: one calls, pauses, then they all call, then there's a pause; and then that repeats a few times.

Posted by: gp at August 31, 2026 12:20 PM (Jr5Lq)

40 "Shamiso Maswoswe"
[/i

Shamwow MeSoHorny

Posted by: Archimedes at August 31, 2026 12:20 PM (Riz8t)

42 They are coming after me, so they can get to you...

Posted by: Donnie Two Scoops at August 31, 2026 12:20 PM (anL5R)

43 Posted by: Lavrentiy Beria at August 31, 2026 12:14 PM (2Ez/1)
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*fistbump*

Posted by: Zombie Lavrentii Beria at August 31, 2026 12:20 PM (RIvkX)

44 It'd be so nice if some of these people just went away like people who crossed Hillary.

Speaking of which, GatewayPundit had an article about the Clinton crime syndicate looking for an UNPAID intern. This led me to more research. For those of you in the Chicago area, there are $20 / hour security guard positions available at the Presidential Center of Doom. For those who don't mind sleeping in a box in Chicago. And they also have other offsite positions!

I thought libs were all about living wages.

Even the 49ers owner was feeling lucky and was only goihg to pay $140 for sweet, sweet, Ohio lovin..

Cheap bastards.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 31, 2026 12:20 PM (Sco7b)

45 17,327 deceased Michigan voters were found to have a ballot cast and counted in the 2020 election who also had a confirmed corresponding obituary.

Proof of life after death.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 31, 2026 12:20 PM (2WIwB)

46 33 Show me the man and I'll show you the crime.
Posted by: ... at August 31, 2026 12:13 PM (eZQ1g)
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AHEM
Posted by: Zombie Lavrentii Beria at August 31, 2026 12:19 PM

*Even louder AHEM*

Posted by: Comment #18 at August 31, 2026 12:20 PM (2Ez/1)

47 Is it possible that pigeons could drive them off? Because more and more pigeons began camping out on my deck. I counted 12 one time. So I stopped putting out food to get them to leave.

Posted by: ace at August 31, 2026 12:14 PM (1wjle)

Tom Lehrer had a song about this.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 31, 2026 12:21 PM (1z8ji)

48 no
the ad lives on

Posted by: cherries in season at August 31, 2026 12:21 PM (WEIfr)

49 18 U.S.C. § 242
Whoever, under color of any law, statute, ordinance, regulation, or custom, willfully subjects any person in any State, Territory, Commonwealth, Possession, or District to the deprivation of any rights, privileges, or immunities secured or protected by the Constitution or laws of the United States, or to different punishments, pains, or penalties, on account of such person being an alien, or by reason of his color, or race, than are prescribed for the punishment of citizens, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than one year, or both; and if bodily injury results from the acts committed in violation of this section or if such acts include the use, attempted use, or threatened use of a dangerous weapon, explosives, or fire, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than ten years, or both; and if death results from the acts committed in violation of this section or if such acts include kidnapping or an attempt to kidnap, aggravated sexual abuse, or an attempt to commit aggravated sexual abuse, or an attempt to kill, shall be fined under this title, or imprisoned for any term of years or for life, or both, or may be sentenced to death

Posted by: Vengeance at August 31, 2026 12:21 PM (kXOuP)

50 Of all the jaw-dropping Third World or Soviet bloc depredations inflicted on the country (which are only possible in a country with a civic culture and populace degraded nearly beyond recognition), the absurd and outrageous Vyshinsky-style prosecutions of Trump (both state and federal) do stand out.

I'd include the holocaust of collateral actions, like state legislatures crafting "laws" to allow this persecution, and especially the (ongoing) mau-mau'ing and actual attempted destruction of lawyers working to defend Trump.

There are baby steps being taken (removing ABA as certifying authority for law schools), but in context they are baby steps. The Legal Cult of course can't imagine contemplating that their entire worship-object (the system) is irredeemably rotten due to the degraded people in it (hey, smart guy! went to my law school!).

But it's all a symptom of general decline, not usually the driver.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 31, 2026 12:21 PM (U/Byj)

51 Shall we argue the transliteration of my first name?

Posted by: Zombie Lavrentii Beria at August 31, 2026 12:22 PM (RIvkX)

52 I hope fatass likes prison food and carpet munching.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 31, 2026 12:22 PM (kXOuP)

53 The EU is looking to seize private bank accounts because they know better how to spend the money?

https://tinyurl.com/ypsj3y4t

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 31, 2026 12:22 PM (ExV1e)

54 Tom Lehrer had a song about this.

All the world seems in tune
On a spring afternoon....

Posted by: Archimedes at August 31, 2026 12:22 PM (Riz8t)

55
She's like a big fat black Richard Kiel, Jaws from Moonraker.

Eegah

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 31, 2026 12:22 PM (Cqx++)

56 I haven't been having problems with the ads lately.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 31, 2026 12:13 PM (Riz8t)

They've been like flies on rye for me. I don't want to complain, because Ace needs to keep the lights on like the rest of us, but I can't pretend they aren't annoying.

Posted by: Dr. T at August 31, 2026 12:22 PM (F1vmP)

57 "Say the liiiine, Bart!"

"(sigh) Nothing will happen..."

"Yaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!"

Posted by: Cray Cray at August 31, 2026 12:22 PM (CYBB0)

58 >>>the ad lives on

sorry. My ad manager did contact the ad company to ban it. I hope it's gone soon.

Posted by: ace at August 31, 2026 12:23 PM (1wjle)

59 48 If you haven't tried uBlock Origin extension yet, please do. Thanks to Ace for working the problem.

Posted by: gp at August 31, 2026 12:23 PM (Jr5Lq)

60 Crows will mob an owl or a hawk.
They can be obnoxiously loud.
It's murder.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 31, 2026 12:23 PM (2Ez/1)

61
Even the 49ers owner was feeling lucky and was only goihg to pay $140 for sweet, sweet, Ohio lovin..
==
At a trailer part outside Youngstown for goodness sake. Egads, we have to get this inflation under control.

Whatever happened to $20 same as in town.

Posted by: Mortimer Duke at August 31, 2026 12:23 PM (anL5R)

62 56 If you haven't tried uBlock Origin extension yet, please do. Thanks to Ace for working the problem.

Posted by: gp at August 31, 2026 12:23 PM (Jr5Lq)

63 Eegah
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Watch out for snakes!

Posted by: Bulg at August 31, 2026 12:24 PM (77rzZ)

64 >>.They've been like flies on rye for me. I don't want to complain, because Ace needs to keep the lights on like the rest of us, but I can't pretend they aren't annoying.

No they were totally horrible, I really understand. I hated them too. Like I said, I figured this was some fly by night company who had just bought ads for like a week. I guess it wasn't.

Posted by: ace at August 31, 2026 12:24 PM (1wjle)

65 I'm I too late to say Nothing will happen ?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 31, 2026 12:17 PM (+gK6I)

It's evergreen

Posted by: ... at August 31, 2026 12:24 PM (eZQ1g)

66 sorry. My ad manager did contact the ad company to ban it. I hope it's gone soon.

Hey, everyone! Ace has an ad manager!!!

Posted by: Archimedes at August 31, 2026 12:24 PM (Riz8t)

67 "Crows will mob an owl or a hawk."

Every flying bird species mobs owls and hawks, AFAIK.

Posted by: gp at August 31, 2026 12:25 PM (Jr5Lq)

68 >>>and if death results from the acts committed in violation of this section or if such acts include kidnapping or an attempt to kidnap, aggravated sexual abuse, or an attempt to commit aggravated sexual abuse, or an attempt to kill, shall be fined under this title, or imprisoned for any term of years or for life, or both, or may be sentenced to death

Posted by: Vengeance
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Like the Fauci gang?
Or the Covid crew?
Or their administrators?

Not One will go to jail. Not one.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 31, 2026 12:25 PM (vOxCS)

69 Hey, everyone! Ace has an ad manager!!!
Posted by: Archimedes

Chuy or Lamont?

Posted by: Bulg at August 31, 2026 12:25 PM (77rzZ)

70 29 17,327 deceased Michigan voters were found to have a ballot cast and counted in the 2020 election who also had a confirmed corresponding obituary.

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Trying to disenfranchise the trans-living, bigot?

Posted by: Cray Cray at August 31, 2026 12:25 PM (CYBB0)

71 Is it possible that pigeons could drive them off? Because more and more pigeons began camping out on my deck. I counted 12 one time. So I stopped putting out food to get them to leave.

Posted by: ace at August 31, 2026 12:14 PM (1wjle)

Within the last month or so, it is time that they typically congregate as an extended family group with that years' crowlets, teach them the ways of the world, take them to strip clubs, etc.

Unless my time frames are running together and this was earlier in the year.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 31, 2026 12:25 PM (dK+Kv)

72 no
the ad lives on
Posted by: cherries in season at August 31, 2026 12:21 PM

Look on my ads, ye Morons, and despair.

Posted by: Sonobi at August 31, 2026 12:25 PM (bFu5X)

73 58 >>>the ad lives on

sorry. My ad manager did contact the ad company to ban it. I hope it's gone soon.
Posted by: ace at August 31, 2026 12:23 PM (1wjle)

Of historical interest, how did you finally kill Sonobi? With fire, or exorcism?

Posted by: tubal at August 31, 2026 12:25 PM (Gqar8)

74 And exactly why is this wrong?

Posted by: Zombie Berria at August 31, 2026 12:26 PM (sFNX2)

75 'Tish' *spit* James ran on putting Trump in prison. She's a low-life POS but I really blame the people who voted for her to put Trump in jail.

I'm real close to giving up on our so-called "Democracy".

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 31, 2026 12:26 PM (i2VYc)

76 Rather than pursue this, it's much easier for Trump to launch a preemptive war in Iran in a midterm election year. That should really drive up turnout.

Seriously, he was elected on affordability, accountability, and culture -- he's making slow but methodical progress but he really needed this to be his focus.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 31, 2026 12:26 PM (qwx/I)

77 53 The EU is looking to seize private bank accounts because they know better how to spend the money?

https://tinyurl.com/ypsj3y4t
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 31, 2026 12:22 PM (ExV1e)

Why use a gun?

Posted by: Comrade Willie Sutton at August 31, 2026 12:26 PM (r7+Q7)

78 it’s ok ace
you’re worth it

Posted by: cherries in season at August 31, 2026 12:26 PM (WEIfr)

79 I think NY is gone. You have the doofus, village idiot governor killing babies, putting nuns in jail, using taxpayer money to find an illegal immigrant takeover and now wearing muslim garb. You also have an AG who has turned that office into a full time attack vector for the president and letting criminals go free. It’s sounds like Bartertown, only Tina Turner had nice cans.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 31, 2026 12:27 PM (kXOuP)

80 If you want an aggressive bird, look to hummingbirds. They have regular dogfights around my feeder. I imagine those long, bayonet-like bills can do some damage.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 31, 2026 12:27 PM (Riz8t)

81 Hey, everyone! Ace has an ad manager!!!
Posted by: Archimedes

Chuy or Lamont?
==
Judging by the results, they are doing it by committee.

Posted by: sardonic at August 31, 2026 12:27 PM (anL5R)

82 did you know.."Many pigeons seen in urban areas today are not wild but are feral descendants of domesticated pigeons. These feral pigeons have escaped or been released from human care and have adapted to living independently in cities." They are also dirty and carry diseases.

Posted by: runner at August 31, 2026 12:27 PM (g47mK)

83 Just what IS the best treatment for toenail fungus?

Posted by: Guy With Feet Soaking In Kerosene at August 31, 2026 12:27 PM (JM9I6)

84 "Tish" and that fat shit Alvin Bragg both should have been put in prison once Trump reassumed the White House.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 31, 2026 12:28 PM (2Cry5)

85 Saw a big hawk lazily flying along while a mockingbird was all over it. Looked like a WWI pecking away on a C-130 gunship.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 31, 2026 12:28 PM (vOxCS)

86 "76 Rather than pursue this, it's much easier for Trump to launch a preemptive war in Iran in a midterm election year. That should really drive up turnout.

Seriously, he was elected on affordability, accountability, and culture -- he's making slow but methodical progress but he really needed this to be his focus.
------------------------------------
Your concern is noted. What is your per post rate?

Posted by: Under paid "infuencer" at August 31, 2026 12:28 PM (sFNX2)

87 1) What they did that we know about is only about maybe 10% of what they were doing.
90% of the outright illegal stuff still isn't known.

2) What they did will be 1% of what they will do if they ever get Congress and the WH again.
Every man, woman and child who worked for, with or near any and all Trump administration officials will be targeted.
What they did to the J6 will be the least egregious abuse in comparison.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 31, 2026 12:28 PM (3cUTc)

88 Letitia Beria.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 31, 2026 12:28 PM (rbvCR)

89 Think Matt Braynard found 15K illegitimate votes counted in NV in 2020 within a few days of the "election". Sitting at his desk using public records. Deceased, under-age, or out of state (there's actually a federal database for that, set up in the 90s, when there was a trace of the civic culture left in the "elites").

He then found that number and more (above the official "margin", I believe) in GA.

This was a guy in his underwear, with a laptop. It's entirely apart from the hilariously identical xeroxed ballots from one GA county, or the statistically improbably vote shares in late drops in GA and MI, or of course the comical lack of integrity in Wayne County MI basic election checks, or the historically unique and wild vote pattern across the state of WI.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 31, 2026 12:28 PM (U/Byj)

90 84 "Tish" and that fat shit Alvin Bragg both should have been put in prison once Trump reassumed the White House.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 31, 2026 12:28 PM (2Cry5

Didn't they try to get her for mortgage fraud and the case was denied ?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 31, 2026 12:28 PM (+gK6I)

91 Tom Lehrer had a song about this.

All the world seems in tune
On a spring afternoon....
Posted by: Archimedes at August 31, 2026 12:22 PM

Just stop. Right there.

Posted by: A squirrel or two at August 31, 2026 12:28 PM (bFu5X)

92 Just what IS the best treatment for toenail fungus?
Posted by: Guy With Feet Soaking In Kerosene at August 31, 2026 12:27 PM (JM9I6)

DMSO and betadine

Posted by: Kindltot at August 31, 2026 12:28 PM (rbvCR)

93 I think NY is gone. You have the doofus, village idiot governor killing babies, putting nuns in jail, using taxpayer money to find an illegal immigrant takeover and now wearing muslim garb.

I love this contrast.

https://tinyurl.com/mr7hpkan

Posted by: Archimedes at August 31, 2026 12:29 PM (Riz8t)

94 92 Just what IS the best treatment for toenail fungus?
Posted by: Guy With Feet Soaking In Kerosene at August 31, 2026 12:27 PM (JM9I6)

DMSO and betadine
Posted by: Kindltot at August 31, 2026 12:28 PM (rbvCR)

Amputation.Works every time.

Posted by: tubal at August 31, 2026 12:29 PM (Gqar8)

95
So... Yacht girls on some floating palace off Monaco serving caviler on their belly buttons, or...

Ohio trailer park.

Kinky way to buy 'merican-made.

Posted by: Auspex at August 31, 2026 12:30 PM (Y8DZL)

96 By the way, since the NPC and automated posters are called bots, I will start calling the posts they make, "warbles"

it is fitting

Posted by: Kindltot at August 31, 2026 12:30 PM (rbvCR)

97 Kathy Hochul looks like the pasty white love child of Little Richard and Rick James.

Super freaky.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 31, 2026 12:30 PM (kXOuP)

98
Amputation.Works every time.
Posted by: tubal at August 31, 2026 12:29 PM (Gqar

No more nail fungus ! Or nails...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 31, 2026 12:30 PM (+gK6I)

99 Not only will nothing come of this but they cannot apparently even find a way to actually take her to court for blatantly violating the law in multiple ways. BLACK GIRL MAGIC!!!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 31, 2026 12:30 PM (K32Fz)

100 Just what IS the best treatment for toenail fungus?
Posted by: Guy With Feet Soaking In Kerosene at August 31, 2026 12:27 PM (JM9I6)

DMSO and betadine
Posted by: Kindltot at August 31, 2026 12:28 PM (rbvCR)

Amputation.Works every time.
==
Slap hot iron to it.

Posted by: who are you people and what did you do with the regular commenters at August 31, 2026 12:31 PM (anL5R)

101 I take umbrage to this vile comparison.
Posted by: A gigantic hag
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A comment like that to John Master's headquarters left them searching the map for Umbrage.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Masters

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 31, 2026 12:31 PM (XeU6L)

102 Rather than pursue this, it's much easier for Trump to launch a preemptive war in Iran in a midterm election year.
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What if he had a reason beyond pure politics? Isnt that what we should expect from a leader?

Posted by: ... at August 31, 2026 12:31 PM (eZQ1g)

103 99 Not only will nothing come of this but they cannot apparently even find a way to actually take her to court for blatantly violating the law in multiple ways. BLACK GIRL MAGIC!!!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 31, 2026 12:30 PM (K32Fz)

I am not the Nothing Will Happen Guy, but

Posted by: tubal at August 31, 2026 12:31 PM (Gqar8)

104 Just what IS the best treatment for toenail fungus?

I soaked my feet in straight hydrogen peroxide (well, the 2% solution you can buy off the shelf). A couple times of that and it just stopped. I still have gnarly mangled toenails but they aren't getting worse or spreading :/

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 31, 2026 12:32 PM (K32Fz)

105 15, LOL! and congratulations!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 31, 2026 12:32 PM (VyBeY)

106 I soaked my feet in straight hydrogen peroxide (well, the 2% solution you can buy off the shelf). A couple times of that and it just stopped. I still have gnarly mangled toenails but they aren't getting worse or spreading :/
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 31, 2026 12:32 PM (K32Fz)

TMI

Posted by: It's me donna at August 31, 2026 12:32 PM (+gK6I)

107 Amputation.Works every time.
Posted by: tubal at August 31, 2026 12:29 PM (Gqar

No more nail fungus ! Or nails...
Posted by: It's me donna
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Try this one simple trick to avoid expensive pedicures!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 31, 2026 12:33 PM (XeU6L)

108 You used to be able to drag a hundred dollar bill through a trailer park and get good action. Now, in Trump's economy, its $140!

Posted by: Serpent Head Carville at August 31, 2026 12:33 PM (JM9I6)

109 80 If you want an aggressive bird, look to hummingbirds. They have regular dogfights around my feeder. I imagine those long, bayonet-like bills can do some damage."
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We have four hummingbird feeders; I upped my hummingbird game following Spencer Pratt's example.

You are correct about the bickering. Last week my wife sent me a cartoon: a hummingbird approaches a new, large feeder, "The humans have installed a very large feeder. There is space for everyone. This could usher in a new era of peace and ambundance. Another hummingbird enters the frame, "Can I share some of your nec-" "NO!"

Posted by: Martin Tell at August 31, 2026 12:33 PM (sFNX2)

110 Rather than pursue this, it's much easier for Trump to launch a preemptive war in Iran in a midterm election year.

The problem with that argument is that its either an election year, or the year leading up to an election year every year. The truth is, everyone's memories are super short, and if they don't feel the direct impact of an event, they soon are on to the next squirrel within weeks.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 31, 2026 12:33 PM (K32Fz)

111 106 I soaked my feet in straight hydrogen peroxide (well, the 2% solution you can buy off the shelf). A couple times of that and it just stopped. I still have gnarly mangled toenails but they aren't getting worse or spreading :/
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 31, 2026 12:32 PM (K32Fz)

TMI
Posted by: It's me donna at August 31, 2026 12:32 PM (+gK6I)

Socks with sandals are indeed appropriate, sometimes.

Posted by: tubal at August 31, 2026 12:33 PM (Gqar8)

112 94 92 Just what IS the best treatment for toenail fungus?
Posted by: Guy With Feet Soaking In Kerosene at August 31, 2026 12:27 PM

DMSO and betadine
Posted by: Kindltot at August 31, 2026 12:28 PM

Amputation.Works every time.
Posted by: tubal at August 31, 2026 12:29 PM
+++

Sitting right here, boss.

Posted by: The hot iron at August 31, 2026 12:34 PM (2Ez/1)

113 hummingbirds are really mean to each other!

they are still awesome tho

I love the beefs

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 31, 2026 12:34 PM (j+aD2)

114 I found Shamiso Maswoswe‘s profile on LinkedIn. She looks like Stacy Abrams. Check it out and tell me I’m wrong!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 31, 2026 12:35 PM (sBAAu)

115 53 The EU is looking to seize private bank accounts because they know better how to spend the money?

https://tinyurl.com/ypsj3y4t

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 31, 2026 12:22 PM (ExV1e)

Of course, Government knows best

Posted by: Sardonicus at August 31, 2026 12:35 PM (UnmeB)

116 82 did you know.."Many pigeons seen in urban areas today are not wild but are feral descendants of domesticated pigeons. These feral pigeons have escaped or been released from human care and have adapted to living independently in cities." They are also dirty and carry diseases.
Posted by: runner

Indeed, just as many NY'ers and their 9/10 thinking and failure of imagination cannot fathom that the sewer intruders could possibly have any noteworthy goal any more than the BatMan Villain/BANE -- as the 60's Klingon/MADMANI looks on with an approving smirk.

Yeah, this is NORMAL.
What could possibly go wrong?
If the Deep State doesn't know and approve of it they wouldn't be very intelligent now would they?

Depose DIMON,
indict Brennan, the Epstein enabler, and Free the World.
with AOC dancin' like nobody's watchin' because she knows we all are.

LET's GO BRANDON.
BELIEVE IN HARVEY DENT.
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-TrumpLaysLowDIMON
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-signedSCHWARTZWALD

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at August 31, 2026 12:35 PM (EMFSn)

117 106 I soaked my feet in straight hydrogen peroxide (well, the 2% solution you can buy off the shelf). A couple times of that and it just stopped. I still have gnarly mangled toenails but they aren't getting worse or spreading :/
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 31, 2026 12:32 PM (K32Fz)

TMI
Posted by: It's me donna at August 31, 2026 12:32 PM (+gK6I)

_________________________

I'd beg to differ. But, I never beg. I just threaten to cut scenes.

Posted by: Quenton Tarantino at August 31, 2026 12:35 PM (dIske)

118 Nothing Will Happen.

Posted by: I was getting a pedicure at August 31, 2026 12:35 PM (2Ez/1)

119 Willowed from previous thread.
250 239 “ Bureau Chief Shamiso Maswoswe“. I see a problem there, most likely.
Posted by: tubal at August 31, 2026 12:13 PM (Gqar
Would it be better if they changed their name to Hercules Washington?
Posted by: Eromero at August 31, 2026 12:33 PM (LHPAg)

Posted by: Eromero at August 31, 2026 12:35 PM (LHPAg)

120 I would like to see a hummingbird nest with eggs in it, in person, just once.

Posted by: tubal at August 31, 2026 12:36 PM (Gqar8)

121 > If you want an aggressive bird, look to hummingbirds. They have regular dogfights around my feeder. I imagine those long, bayonet-like bills can do some damage.
Posted by: Archimedes
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We have a feeder hanging outside on the front porch. There are about 6 of them duking it out daily. One will perch on a strand of outdoor lights and.... just wait.

They're also used to us now. So they'll just buzz right by our heads when feeding. Weird little creatures.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 31, 2026 12:36 PM (2Cry5)

122 "I imagine those long, bayonet-like bills can do some damage."

I was smelling wild plum on a trail once, when a hummingbird tried to suck my ear canal. No damage to me or him, thanks to my lightning reflexes.

Posted by: gp at August 31, 2026 12:36 PM (Jr5Lq)

123 Rather than pursue this, it's much easier for Trump to launch a preemptive war in Iran in a midterm election year.

"Herkaleez herkaleez herkaleez!"
--Eddie Murphy dressed as an old woman

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 31, 2026 12:36 PM (K32Fz)

124 Franz Liebkind was a pigeon fancier.

Posted by: The Concierge at August 31, 2026 12:37 PM (JM9I6)

125 114 I found Shamiso Maswoswe‘s profile on LinkedIn. She looks like Stacy Abrams. Check it out and tell me I’m wrong!
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 31, 2026 12:35 PM (sBAAu)

Funny... She doesn't look Japanese...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 31, 2026 12:37 PM (+gK6I)

126 Is it possible that pigeons could drive them off? Because more and more pigeons began camping out on my deck. I counted 12 one time. So I stopped putting out food to get them to leave.

Posted by: ace at August 31, 2026 12:14 PM (1wjle)

Doves and pigeons don't mob other birds, there is a PNW Indian story about how the dove is the Turkey Buzzard's best friend for that reason.

Crows tend to stick to a schedule, but they are also are opportunists. A friend of mine says the crows go hang out after lunch at the school because there is tossed food there, and the weekends and during fairs they are completely missing because they hang out at the fairgrounds and the open markets for tossed and dropped food.

Put out walnuts and peanuts and they will come back, and that is stuff the pigeons can't eat.
You might get squirrels, though.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 31, 2026 12:37 PM (rbvCR)

127 102 Rather than pursue this, it's much easier for Trump to launch a preemptive war in Iran in a midterm election year.
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Personally, I would have been fine occasionally turning to the news channels this weekend to hear continued shrieking of "I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S BEEN SIX MONTHS SINCE THAT BASTARD TRUMP NUKED IRAN AND HE'S STILL IN OFFICE!!'

Hell, I'm getting soft in my 28.5th year. I would have even settled for "I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S BEEN SIX MONTHS SINCE THAT BASTARD TRUMP COMPLETELY DESTROYED ALL OF IRAN'S INFRASTRUCTURE LEAVING THEM ALL TO DIE!"

Sorry for the all caps. It really is the only way to accurately capture the TDS.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 31, 2026 12:37 PM (Sco7b)

128 Just what IS the best treatment for toenail fungus?
Posted by: Guy With Feet Soaking In Kerosene at August 31, 2026 12:27 PM
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I found a product called FungiNail that worked a treat.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 31, 2026 12:37 PM (amcLV)

129 >> I would like to see a hummingbird nest with eggs in it, in person, just once.

Hummingbirds nest in the Willows behind my house. Their nests and eggs are clownishly small.

Posted by: garrett at August 31, 2026 12:38 PM (Shi2G)

130 "Trump talked about throwing Hillary in jail but as soon as he was elected he ditched that entirely, implicitly conceding it was just campaign fodder."

That was Trump 1.0. T1 didn't fully understand what time it was.

T1 thought that he won the election and would be given the same discretion to govern that every other president was given. He didn't realize how feral the government really was and how deep the rot went.

But Trump 2.0 knows. If T1 knew what T2 knows, then I think he wouldn't have let Hillary slide.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 31, 2026 12:38 PM (iFTx/)

131 I would like to see a hummingbird nest with eggs in it, in person, just once.

I have. My dad pointed it out to me when I was young. We always have had a feeder around and the little things had to live nearby beause they were always around. Dad finally spotted their nest and carefully showed it to me in a nearby tree.

Its cartoonishly tiny with itty bitty eggs.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 31, 2026 12:38 PM (K32Fz)

132 Trump is the only person tried and convicted for being blackmailed where the blackmailer testified as a prosecution witness.

Posted by: polynikes at August 31, 2026 12:38 PM (6p0Jv)

133 Nothing will happen but, hope springs eternal.

Posted by: toby928(c) at August 31, 2026 12:38 PM (4NO2D)

134 I would like to see a hummingbird nest with eggs in it, in person, just once.
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The like mature tall pines with short dense needles and nest near the top. So plant one that will grow next to your second story window, or find a house that already has one next to the upper floor window.

Posted by: you'll have to plan ahead or buy a new home at August 31, 2026 12:38 PM (anL5R)

135 We have a crow feeder. That's when things got weird.

Posted by: 13times at August 31, 2026 12:39 PM (6iKlf)

136 There's a fungus among us!

Posted by: Five Little Piggies at August 31, 2026 12:40 PM (wVcYX)

137
They're also used to us now. So they'll just buzz right by our heads when feeding. Weird little creatures.
Posted by: Martini Farmer
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While sitting on the porch, I've had one fly up and hover about 3 feet from my face, as though it was apprasing me.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 31, 2026 12:40 PM (XeU6L)

138 We have a crow feeder. That's when things got weird.

Prometheus tied to a rock?

Posted by: Archimedes at August 31, 2026 12:40 PM (Riz8t)

139 At least she did what she said she would...going after Trump...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 31, 2026 12:41 PM (l3cgK)

140 So, past 100, and news of colleges taking more of a hit...

Funny, no?

Posted by: man at August 31, 2026 12:41 PM (j0Tky)

141 tea tree oil btw

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 31, 2026 12:41 PM (j+aD2)

142 My mom "raised" hummingbirds in the backyard for years. The nests are tiny. The eggs are no bigger than a jellybean.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 31, 2026 12:41 PM (iFTx/)

143 Prometheus tied to a rock?
Posted by: Archimedes at August 31, 2026 12:40 PM (Riz8t)

And they claim the classics are forgotten.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 31, 2026 12:41 PM (rbvCR)

144 I've twice had a bear raid my humming bird feeders.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 31, 2026 12:42 PM (XeU6L)

145 While sitting on the porch, I've had one fly up and hover about 3 feet from my face, as though it was apprasing me.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
_________

They make plastic face shields with a feeder attached. Wifey got me one but I've never used it.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 31, 2026 12:42 PM (XvL8K)

146 At least she did what she said she would...going after Trump...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 31, 2026 12:41 PM (l3cgK)

Oh yeah a real stand up lady

Posted by: ... at August 31, 2026 12:42 PM (eZQ1g)

147 Slap hot iron to it.
Posted by: who are you people and what did you do with the regular commenters "

*golf clap

Posted by: man at August 31, 2026 12:43 PM (XuXeR)

148 You could put your Barack Obama Seal Team 6 action figure out on the deck so the pigeons can shit all over it.

Posted by: wth at August 31, 2026 12:43 PM (UjdFS)

149 146 At least she did what she said she would...going after Trump...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 31, 2026 12:41 PM (l3cgK)

Oh yeah a real stand up lady

Posted by: ... at August 31, 2026 12:42 PM (eZQ1g)

As much as the failed, one-balled Austrian painter was...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 31, 2026 12:43 PM (l3cgK)

150 So, past 100, and news of colleges taking more of a hit

Colleges have been a bubble for decades, it could not continue. Parents eventually will decide its not worth half a million dollars to turn their kid into someone that hates them, hates their home, and has no valuable skills or learning.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 31, 2026 12:43 PM (K32Fz)

151 I would like to see a hummingbird nest with eggs in it, in person, just once.
Posted by: tubal at August 31, 2026 12:36 PM (Gqar

Had one in a scrubby bush on the lot line of my place in Arizona. Less than 3 feet off the ground. Eggs about the size of chick peas. Feral cats got it. Hummingbird mama not too smart.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 31, 2026 12:44 PM (1z8ji)

152 Some hummingbirds will fly as far south as Central America for the winter, crossing parts of the Gulf of America without stopping.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 31, 2026 12:44 PM (2Cry5)

153 151 I would like to see a hummingbird nest with eggs in it, in person, just once.
Posted by: tubal at August 31, 2026 12:36 PM (Gqar

Had one in a scrubby bush on the lot line of my place in Arizona. Less than 3 feet off the ground. Eggs about the size of chick peas. Feral cats got it. Hummingbird mama not too smart.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 31, 2026 12:44 PM (1z8ji)

Several hummingbirds made their nests in blackberry brambles...smart hummingbirds...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 31, 2026 12:45 PM (l3cgK)

154
Imagine a country so rich that bloggers throw food away just to see birds.

Posted by: Auspex at August 31, 2026 12:45 PM (Y8DZL)

155 Some hummingbirds will fly as far south as Central America for the winter, crossing parts of the Gulf of America without stopping.

They need drop tanks.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 31, 2026 12:45 PM (Riz8t)

156 152 Some hummingbirds will fly as far south as Central America for the winter, crossing parts of the Gulf of America without stopping.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 31, 2026 12:44 PM (2Cry5)

Do they run into Monarch butterflies on the way?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 31, 2026 12:45 PM (l3cgK)

157 Anything red, of course, will cause hummers to investigate. Fire extinguishers, gasoline jugs, etc. They are easy to attract, but there ain't hardly any meat on 'em!

Posted by: Common Tater at August 31, 2026 12:45 PM (n1B4F)

158 I see the media has decided to ignore the disaster in Nepal was caused by the Chinese undermining a glacier while building a hydro electric plant.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 31, 2026 12:45 PM (ZaHhH)

159 Is it possible that pigeons could drive them off? Because more and more pigeons began camping out on my deck.

Sounds like Goodfeathers have taken over.

Posted by: far cry at August 31, 2026 12:45 PM (pBJ6M)

160 The EU is looking to seize private bank accounts because they know better how to spend the money?

==

Is the EU like a Roman Emperor now? Have the soldiers go around taping up their officially stamped scrolls onto surfaces in the public square saying they're going to take your stuff just because they say so? So it shall be written, so it shall be done.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 31, 2026 12:45 PM (qBdHI)

161 And why are partisan state and city AGs allowed to bring Federal charges against a President they don't like. Especially after the DoJ refused to bring the same charges?

Posted by: polynikes at August 31, 2026 12:46 PM (6p0Jv)

162 In terms of foot care, having torn my achilles tendon forced me to have to sit to shower.

Consequently, I've taken better care of my feet than I ever have in my life, and their look and appearance have improved dramatically.

Most people don't really wash their feet adequately.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 31, 2026 12:46 PM (tjgV0)

163 152 Some hummingbirds will fly as far south as Central America for the winter, crossing parts of the Gulf of America without stopping.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 31, 2026 12:44 PM (2Cry5)

Hope they have their documents in order.

Posted by: tubal at August 31, 2026 12:46 PM (Gqar8)

164 154
Imagine a country so rich that bloggers throw food away just to see birds.

Posted by: Auspex at August 31, 2026 12:45 PM (Y8DZL)

An not to bait said birds, or feed said birds for eating later...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 31, 2026 12:46 PM (l3cgK)

165 As much as the failed, one-balled Austrian painter was..."

"Hitler, has only got one ball...

Posted by: man at August 31, 2026 12:46 PM (XuXeR)

166 Anyone know if Tish James has toenail fungus?
Anyone seen her feet?
Can Tish see her feet?

Posted by: Fun Guy at August 31, 2026 12:47 PM (JM9I6)

167 157 Anything red, of course, will cause hummers to investigate. Fire extinguishers, gasoline jugs, etc. They are easy to attract, but there ain't hardly any meat on 'em!
Posted by: Common Tater at August 31, 2026 12:45 PM

I have to keep my light turned off.

Posted by: Roxanne at August 31, 2026 12:47 PM (2Ez/1)

168 Some research indicates hummingbirds hitch a ride on other, larger migratory birds.

They sure look rode hard and put away wet when they arrive north in the Spring.

What's cool, if you put feeders out every year, they remember your house. They will let you know they have arrived by hovering in front of every window to herald their arrival. "Why isn't the feeder out yet!" in bird speak.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 31, 2026 12:48 PM (n1B4F)

169 They need drop tanks.

Now I am imagining ... well this

https://tinyurl.com/5x7cpncz

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 31, 2026 12:48 PM (K32Fz)

170 We've got two varieties of hummingbirds here that are native and don't "winter" somewhere else. One feeder out back, interesting to see the pattern of "demand" for the free food. Varies quite a bit with the seasons. Amazing to me they can find enough to eat in this ecosystem, but there it is. They're vicious, but birds generally are very nasty critters - to each other.

The old hummingbird exhibit at the SD Zoo was great. Small, kinda cramped. Cool. A million varieties of birds, all close by, easily viewed. The new, fancy-with-the-donor-names-on-the-side exhibit? Have gone in a few times, literally haven't seen a hummingbird. Nicely done!

Posted by: rhomboid at August 31, 2026 12:48 PM (U/Byj)

171 My vote for most aggressive thug bird - BlueJay.

Posted by: tubal at August 31, 2026 12:48 PM (Gqar8)

172 Most people don't really wash their feet adequately.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

That's why we install footbaths in the airport, Infidel!

Posted by: Hassen Ben Sober.. at August 31, 2026 12:49 PM (JM9I6)

173 141 tea tree oil btw
Posted by: Black Orchid

Listerene.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 31, 2026 12:49 PM (W2Pud)

174 Whatever happened to the Tish James wannabe in Georgia? Fanny, Fauni, whatever.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 31, 2026 12:49 PM (vTZFs)

175 They will let you know they have arrived by hovering in front of every window to herald their arrival. "Why isn't the feeder out yet!" in bird speak.

They do it when the feeder is out or gone bad too. Hey! Hey! Fix da foods!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 31, 2026 12:50 PM (K32Fz)

176 Bad ad gone. Nope

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at August 31, 2026 12:50 PM (DbmIv)

177 Imagine a country so rich that bloggers throw food away just to see birds.

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It was of ace's Keto concoctions, so not really food food....

Posted by: First Time Commenter at August 31, 2026 12:50 PM (g47mK)

178 The amount of water released was massive. It had to have been a huge lake or reservoir sized body of water. Visible from space or satellite photos.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 31, 2026 12:50 PM (n1B4F)

179 The greatest trick I ever pulled was convincing the internet that I didn't exist.

Posted by: Sonobi at August 31, 2026 12:51 PM (jyFsD)

180 152 Some hummingbirds will fly as far south as Central America for the winter, crossing parts of the Gulf of America without stopping."
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Do they bicker and complain all the way down to Gulf of America just like human married couples?

Posted by: Martin Tell at August 31, 2026 12:51 PM (sFNX2)

181 The like mature tall pines with short dense needles and nest near the top. So plant one that will grow next to your second story window, or find a house that already has one next to the upper floor window.
Posted by: you'll have to plan ahead or buy a new home at August 31, 2026 12:38 PM (anL5R)
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They nest in the large pines near the house here.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 31, 2026 12:51 PM (Rln0i)

182 @172

>>That's why we install footbaths in the airport, Infidel!

Dunking ones feet in tepid water is not adequately washing one's feet.

You have to really get in there with a stiff brush and scraper to shape up those tootsies.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 31, 2026 12:51 PM (tjgV0)

183 I see the media has decided to ignore the disaster in Nepal was caused by the Chinese undermining a glacier while building a hydro electric plant.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 31, 2026 12:45 PM (ZaHhH)

Good to know there's reasons besides "global warming" so we can push back on warmist claims.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 31, 2026 12:51 PM (lFFaq)

184 177 Imagine a country so rich that bloggers throw food away just to see birds.

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It was of ace's Keto concoctions, so not really food food....
Posted by: First Time Commenter at August 31, 2026 12:50 PM (g47mK)

It was kale, so NOT food.

Posted by: tubal at August 31, 2026 12:51 PM (Gqar8)

185 50 Of all the jaw-dropping Third World or Soviet bloc depredations inflicted on the country (which are only possible in a country with a civic culture and populace degraded nearly beyond recognition), the absurd and outrageous Vyshinsky-style prosecutions of Trump (both state and federal) do stand out.

I'd include the holocaust of collateral actions, like state legislatures crafting "laws" to allow this persecution, and especially the (ongoing) mau-mau'ing and actual attempted destruction of lawyers working to defend Trump.

There are baby steps being taken (removing ABA as certifying authority for law schools), but in context they are baby steps. The Legal Cult of course can't imagine contemplating that their entire worship-object (the system) is irredeemably rotten due to the degraded people in it (hey, smart guy! went to my law school!).

But it's all a symptom of general decline, not usually the driver.
Posted by: rhomboid
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The nat sec peeps started the ball rolling with their coup against Nixon.

The whole Watergate idiocy came about because of the Deep State, the law was after the fact.

Posted by: whig at August 31, 2026 12:51 PM (E4rtv)

186 They do it when the feeder is out or gone bad too. Hey! Hey! Fix da foods!

I buy a brand that says it contains micronutrient levels of copper, which I assume is supposed to act as a bactericide. It's probably 100x more expensive than just plain sugar.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 31, 2026 12:52 PM (Riz8t)

187 Do they bicker and complain all the way down to Gulf of America just like human married couples?
Posted by: Martin Tell

If the ones in my yard are typical, Signs Point to YES.

Posted by: whig at August 31, 2026 12:52 PM (E4rtv)

188 I see the media has decided to ignore the disaster in Nepal was caused by the Chinese undermining a glacier while building a hydro electric plant.

I have seen a lot of different things, the latest being that it looks like maybe the ground under the glacier was unstable too, something Chinese engineers did not find or care about.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 31, 2026 12:53 PM (K32Fz)

189 I feed the hummingbirds. They will let me know the "nectar" needs to be changed by hovering in front of the window I hang out near. They don't do it any other time. They will be leaving soon, as I don't see them much after first week of September.

Posted by: Sugar, Suga' at August 31, 2026 12:53 PM (JM9I6)

190
Trump is the only person tried and convicted for being blackmailed where the blackmailer testified as a prosecution witness.
Posted by: polynikes

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Unscramble that, please? And good morning.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 31, 2026 12:53 PM (mmrXZ)

191 I see the media has decided to ignore the disaster in Nepal was caused by the Chinese undermining a glacier while building a hydro electric plant.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 31, 2026 12:45 PM (ZaHhH)

Good to know there's reasons besides "global warming" so we can push back on warmist claims.

Google AI says the Chinese theory is incorrect, pointing instead to global warming. I think we really don't know what caused it at this point.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 31, 2026 12:53 PM (Riz8t)

192 BTW, the saying “ eats like a bird” is not accurate in its’ implication.

Posted by: tubal at August 31, 2026 12:54 PM (Gqar8)

193 >>My vote for most aggressive thug bird - BlueJay.

Visited a wildlife shelter once. Three birds in big floor-to-ceiling cage, don't remember what they were in for. Blue jay was bullying cardinal, but gave the robin all and any space the robin wanted.

Posted by: Nazdar at August 31, 2026 12:54 PM (NcvvS)

194 The whole Watergate idiocy came about because of the Deep State, the law was after the fact.

Yeah at this point in my life I assume anything a Republican is busted for, has been going on for decades by everyone and they were just selected to be destroyed despite everyone else doing it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 31, 2026 12:54 PM (K32Fz)

195 I’m the opposite of Rex Ryan. I think feet… all feet… are incredibly ugly. Even beautiful women, I don’t want to dwell on their feet, no thanks…. I hide my own feet like stolen goods

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 31, 2026 12:54 PM (sBAAu)

196 Don't eat the kale, it's stale.
Pass it on.

Posted by: Spanky at August 31, 2026 12:54 PM (7Q0e+)

197 Google AI. Just, no.

Posted by: tubal at August 31, 2026 12:55 PM (Gqar8)

198 Google AI says the Chinese theory is incorrect, pointing instead to global warming. I think we really don't know what caused it at this point.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 31, 2026 12:53 PM

The true cause may never be known, they vowed.

Posted by: toby928(c) at August 31, 2026 12:55 PM (wfgYt)

199 Yup.

Trace amounts of copper (usually as copper sulfate) are added to hummingbird nectar—sold under names like Nectar Defender—to slow microbial and bacterial growth, keeping the sugar water fresh for up to two weeks, even in hot weather.

I have buckets of copper sulfate. Maybe I'll just mix some in to regular sugar.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 31, 2026 12:55 PM (Riz8t)

200 184 177 Imagine a country so rich that bloggers throw food away just to see birds.

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It was of ace's Keto concoctions, so not really food food....
Posted by: First Time Commenter at August 31, 2026 12:50 PM (g47mK)

It was kale, so NOT food.

Posted by: tubal at August 31, 2026 12:51 PM (Gqar

Hah. I was eating outside in a food court with Thai food on my plate. One of those little black birds (a female, not as glossy) bounded up to my table. I threw it a piece of cucumber...
The bird looked at the cucumber, looked at me, looked at the cucumber, looked back at me...
LOL. It was like that meme of the black kid with the doubting look on his face.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 31, 2026 12:55 PM (l3cgK)

201 Speaking of unsolved crimes… who blew up Nordstream 2??

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 31, 2026 12:56 PM (sBAAu)

202 I don't know about DMSO and other stuff but I tried it for my corns and WOW

I've battled the damn things my whole life! now my feet are nice and smooth! crazy

what's in that stuff?!?!

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 31, 2026 12:56 PM (j+aD2)

203 My vote for most aggressive thug bird - BlueJay.
Posted by: tubal
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The Aussies have some flightless bird that has killed people. Can't think of the name and too lazy to look.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 31, 2026 12:56 PM (XvL8K)

204 202 I don't know about DMSO and other stuff but I tried it for my corns and WOW

I've battled the damn things my whole life! now my feet are nice and smooth! crazy

what's in that stuff?!?!
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 31, 2026 12:56 PM (j+aD2)

Kale, mostly.

Posted by: tubal at August 31, 2026 12:56 PM (Gqar8)

205 By the way I finally saw Naked Gun (2025) and its a lot funnier than people were saying. It goes too far a few times and sometimes gets really daffy but it was worth a lot of laughs to me. Lots of fun wordplay and surprising twists of conversation, some great performances, a suitably bizarre plot, and everyone played it absolutely straight. Its not as gut-busting hilarious as the first one, but still, fun enough.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 31, 2026 12:57 PM (K32Fz)

206 Cassowary, Biff.

Posted by: tubal at August 31, 2026 12:58 PM (Gqar8)

207 203 My vote for most aggressive thug bird - BlueJay.
Posted by: tubal
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The Aussies have some flightless bird that has killed people. Can't think of the name and too lazy to look.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 31, 2026 12:56 PM (XvL8K)

Cassowaries are killers...
Auzieland has emus.
South America has Rheas.
Madagascar used to have Elephant birds.
New Zealand used to have Moas...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 31, 2026 12:58 PM (l3cgK)

208 Jena Griswold in Colorado is running for AG. She has already promised to sue Trump over anything and everything that she can think of. Her campaign so far has been to show how hard she hates hates hates Trump.

The snobby Californicated elites up and down the I-25 Front Range corridor love her. She will be our new AG, come January.

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at August 31, 2026 12:58 PM (bufu1)

209 I have seen a lot of different things, the latest being that it looks like maybe the ground under the glacier was unstable too, something Chinese engineers did not find or care about.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 31, 2026 12:53 PM (K32Fz)

I wonder how stable the ground under the Three Gorges Dam is? And if Chinese engineers cared to find out, being the dirty stinking, incompetent commies that they all are.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 31, 2026 12:59 PM (i2VYc)

210 Google AI says the Chinese theory is incorrect, pointing instead to global warming. I think we really don't know what caused it at this point.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 31, 2026 12:53 PM (Riz8t)

It certainly wasn't global warming. Even though the USDA pushed all the planting zones up by a half a couple of years ago, actual safe planting dates are now about two weeks *later* than they used to be. Making the real zones a half step colder than before.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 31, 2026 12:59 PM (lFFaq)

211 The Aussies have some flightless bird that has killed people. Can't think of the name and too lazy to look.

Emus?

Posted by: Archimedes at August 31, 2026 12:59 PM (Riz8t)

212 Good to know there's reasons besides "global warming" so we can push back on warmist claims.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 31, 2026 12:51 PM (lFFaq)

Massive landslides are a natural occurrence in mountainous country.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 31, 2026 12:59 PM (1z8ji)

213 Once saw a Cooper's Hawk take a Blue Jay in midair. One squawk and it was over. Five minutes later, nothing left but wings, feathers, feet.

Posted by: Backyard Shenanigans at August 31, 2026 12:59 PM (JM9I6)

214 I missed the Ruffalo thread.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 31, 2026 01:00 PM (2MN4W)

215 Now, the Terrorbirds...they were scary...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 31, 2026 01:00 PM (l3cgK)

216 The bird looked at the cucumber, looked at me, looked at the cucumber, looked back at me...

I got a "burrito" on the pier in Seattle once. I was starving and finally found some place with food and it was... it was literally stew, like Dinty Moore stew in a tortilla. They didn't even try to disguise it or make it Mexican in any way.

I couldn't eat it, threw it away and the seagulls flew over to eat it... even they rejected it. I have no idea how that dump stayed open.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 31, 2026 01:00 PM (K32Fz)

217 Hummingbirds can, sort of, be a sign of fall coming early or late based on when they leave. Same for spring.

Our spring was "early" this year. Warm weather and no frosts in early April. The bird were looking for the feeder by the last week of the month.

I have photos of heavy frost in mid April here. Hummingbirds didn't show until late May that year.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 31, 2026 01:00 PM (2Cry5)

218 215 Now, the Terrorbirds...they were scary...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 31, 2026 01:00 PM (l3cgK)

But tasty . Sous vide them suckers.

Posted by: tubal at August 31, 2026 01:00 PM (Gqar8)

219 Speaking of Melissa DeRosa, what the heck is she doing on Bret Baier's show panel? I thought she and her family were involved in the nursing home to Covid shenanigans during Cuomo's run.

Posted by: Random PJ at August 31, 2026 01:01 PM (+jscL)

220 This is abuse of office. A prosecutor is supposed to investigate a crime and find the guilty party, not investigate a person to discover crimes (or, in this case, "crimes").

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Eh, it's pretty commonplace for prosecutors to look at a truly vile bastard who's evaded justice for years, someone like El Chapo or Chuck Lorre, and tell the cops "stick to this sonofabitch like glue, and tell me everything you find - there's a crime I can prosecute somewhere."

But it's supposed to be someone who's guilty of actual crimes. Not Donald Trump.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 31, 2026 01:01 PM (BI5O2)

221 Cassowary is something to be wary of.

Posted by: Bird Brain at August 31, 2026 01:01 PM (JM9I6)

222 Massive landslides are a natural occurrence in mountainous country.

Unpossible, I was told they only started happening now because of global warmening

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 31, 2026 01:01 PM (K32Fz)

223 I wonder how stable the ground under the Three Gorges Dam is? And if Chinese engineers cared to find out, being the dirty stinking, incompetent commies that they all are.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 31, 2026 12:59 PM (i2VYc)

They probably decided it didn't matter since the base of the dam isn't tied into the rock anyway but just set on the surface.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 31, 2026 01:03 PM (lFFaq)

224
I have to keep my light turned off.
Posted by: Roxanne
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Possible Thread Winner

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 31, 2026 01:03 PM (XeU6L)

225 Massive landslides are a natural occurrence in mountainous country.

Natural. Yesssssss.

Posted by: Subterranean Lizard People at August 31, 2026 01:03 PM (Riz8t)

226 And if Chinese engineers cared to find out, being the dirty stinking, incompetent commies that they all are.

"I got paid, Gwailo, who cares what happens afterward?"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 31, 2026 01:03 PM (K32Fz)

227 Google AI says the Chinese theory is incorrect, pointing instead to global warming. I think we really don't know what caused it at this point.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 31, 2026 12:53 PM (Riz8t)

Google lies. It's what thy do.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 31, 2026 01:04 PM (1z8ji)

228 This sort of crap will only accelerate people fleeing NY, on top of everything else. The HP merger bit in particular.

Posted by: heya at August 31, 2026 01:04 PM (ND37T)

229 Cassowary, Biff.
Posted by: tubal
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Yes, thank you. AI says "Native to Australia and New Guinea, this flightless bird is highly territorial and has been responsible for human fatalities using its 12cm inner toe claw."

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 31, 2026 01:04 PM (XvL8K)

230 Afternoon Ace
Still waiting for decisions on the appeals in NY state courts. I had a couple of cases at the Appellate Division and it never takes more than 6 months for a decision. We're well into year number two
This tells me the judges know the cases sick but want to keep Trump hanging as long as possible

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 31, 2026 01:04 PM (j/Ml9)

231 Massive landslides are a natural occurrence in mountainous country.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 31, 2026 12:59 PM (1z8ji)

True, but glacier collapses are much less common.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 31, 2026 01:04 PM (lFFaq)

232 When you have a drop-dead gorgeous powerful woman like Leticia James the knives really come out.

Posted by: No one ever at August 31, 2026 01:04 PM (wGerL)

233 This is so stupid, Marvel will probably do it.

There are rumors they will change Magneto's backstory of being a Jewish survivor of the Holocaust to being a Palestinian.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 31, 2026 01:04 PM (2GVsD)

234 I've battled the damn things my whole life! now my feet are nice and smooth! crazy

what's in that stuff?!?!
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 31, 2026 12:56 PM (j+aD2)

Dimethyl Sulfoxide.

If you want to know about DMSO and its promises, look up the substack for A Midwestern Doctor

Posted by: Kindltot at August 31, 2026 01:04 PM (rbvCR)

235 In the desert slickrock country the hummers will make a nest in a huge smooth expanse of cliff face sandstone. It's kind of neat, there's an entire wall of nothing, and then a little nubbin "porch" thing, with a hummingbird sitting there 150 feet off the ground. Predators can't get at them.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 31, 2026 01:05 PM (n1B4F)

236 Pro tip. Do not eat outdoors along the sea wall in Galveston no matter how nice the weather and the view. You will have to shoo grackles off of your table like flies.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 31, 2026 01:05 PM (vTZFs)

237 Jena Griswold has Active Bitch Face.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 31, 2026 01:05 PM (BI5O2)

238 Oh yeah I'll second bluejays. Little bastards.

Posted by: ... at August 31, 2026 01:05 PM (eZQ1g)

239 Sigh not surprised but still incredibly disappointed: I really want justice for all the Dem lawfare. At a minimum, lawfare acknowledgments (similar to land acknowledgements but requirements for Dem to apologize for their failure of lawfare and Obamacare). Maybe an L tatoo on foreheads. with QR code to details.

Posted by: Iris at August 31, 2026 01:05 PM (286+n)

240 If you are talking is the pop up ad gone, no.

Posted by: From about That Time at August 31, 2026 01:05 PM (sl73Y)

241 But it's supposed to be someone who's guilty of actual crimes. Not Donald Trump.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 31, 2026 01:01 PM (BI5O2)
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If they can't even find video surveillance of him jaywalking in NYC, they got nothin'!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 31, 2026 01:06 PM (FZ29D)

242 By the way I finally saw Naked Gun (2025) and its a lot funnier than people were saying. It goes too far a few times and sometimes gets really daffy but it was worth a lot of laughs to me. Lots of fun wordplay and surprising twists of conversation, some great performances, a suitably bizarre plot, and everyone played it absolutely straight. Its not as gut-busting hilarious as the first one, but still, fun enough.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 31, 2026 12:57 PM (K32Fz)

Saw Coyote vs Acme over the weekend. For those of us who grew up with Looney Tunes in the 50's (first at the movies, then on TV) it was a cool premise. Acme getting sued for supplying defective equipment Coyote, in his pursuit of the roadrunner and the other Warners cartoon characters. It was a fun movie. Lots of little hidden tributes to the original directors and animators who created those great cartoons.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at August 31, 2026 01:06 PM (hmYU4)

243 I got a "burrito" on the pier in Seattle once. I was starving and finally found some place with food and it was... it was literally stew, like Dinty Moore stew in a tortilla. They didn't even try to disguise it or make it Mexican in any way.

I couldn't eat it, threw it away and the seagulls flew over to eat it... even they rejected it. I have no idea how that dump stayed open.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 31, 2026 01:00 PM (K32Fz)

Ahs. the "Oregon Burrito"

Posted by: Kindltot at August 31, 2026 01:07 PM (rbvCR)

244 But it's supposed to be someone who's guilty of actual crimes. Not Donald Trump.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 31, 2026 01:01 PM (BI5O2)

"Framing the guilty". What happened to Trump, and Alaska's Stevens (which is where I first heard the term), is why it's a terrible policy.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 31, 2026 01:07 PM (lFFaq)

245 True, but glacier collapses are much less common.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 31, 2026 01:04 PM (lFFaq)

Happens all the time. When a mountain glacier gets overextended, the ice at the toe breaks off.

Glaciers are a potent form of erosion.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 31, 2026 01:08 PM (1z8ji)

246 An Oregon burrito?

Antifa, "Wait, I thought what happened in Portland, stayed in Portland."

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 31, 2026 01:09 PM (2GVsD)

247 Framing the guilty". What happened to Trump, and Alaska's Stevens (which is where I first heard the term), is why it's a terrible policy.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 31, 2026 01:07 PM (lFFaq)

Geese & ganders, etc.

If they make me AG, I'll find an oubliette for every Democrat, even if I have to manufacture evidence in my basement.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 31, 2026 01:10 PM (BI5O2)

248 Glacier collapses can result in icebergs.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 31, 2026 01:10 PM (2GVsD)

249 We, being very crafty and intelligent, have evaded detection and blame for the Nepalese Land/glacier slide.

Posted by: The Mole People at August 31, 2026 01:10 PM (JM9I6)

250 Saw Coyote vs Acme over the weekend.
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Wifey and I plan ot attend bargain (well, 20% off) matinee this afternoon. I am psyched! I will wear my "Super Genius" t-shirt.

Posted by: Martin Tell at August 31, 2026 01:11 PM (sFNX2)

251 If they make me AG, I'll find an oubliette for every Democrat, even if I have to manufacture evidence in my basement.

Pretty sure you will find a lot of PDF stuff on their electronic devices. Then you search their property for the bodies.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 31, 2026 01:11 PM (2GVsD)

252 236 Pro tip. Do not eat outdoors along the sea wall in Galveston no matter how nice the weather and the view. You will have to shoo grackles off of your table like flies.
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Sounds like there needs to be a sporting event every Tuesday at 10am....Pull!

Posted by: Don in SoCo at August 31, 2026 01:12 PM (8cylk)

253 Happens all the time. When a mountain glacier gets overextended, the ice at the toe breaks off.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Toe hungus

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 31, 2026 01:12 PM (XvL8K)

254 Probably going to get willowed...

Hummingbird at our house.

https://ibb.co/2YNhSMKt

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 31, 2026 01:12 PM (2Cry5)

255 Pull!

Posted by: Don in SoCo at August 31, 2026 01:12 PM (8cylk)

I tried that one as a pickup line. Didn't work too well.

Posted by: ... at August 31, 2026 01:13 PM (eZQ1g)

256 the "Oregon Burrito"
Posted by: Kindltot

That's when Sid blows the smelly hobo in his sleeping bag

Posted by: 88C+u at August 31, 2026 01:13 PM (88C+u)

257 someone who's guilty of actual crimes. Not Donald Trump.
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If they can do this to him, what can they do to any one of us?

Posted by: Don in SoCo at August 31, 2026 01:13 PM (8cylk)

258 There are rumors they will change Magneto's backstory of being a Jewish survivor of the Holocaust to being a Palestinian.

I don't think even Marvel is that dumb but... they have surprised me before. I still expect him to be a black man who was abused as a child during the 1960s.

Saw Coyote vs Acme over the weekend.

I do want to see that, but people who have kids need to take them along too (as expensive as that gets). This is our heritage!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 31, 2026 01:13 PM (K32Fz)

259 As part of the Greater Greenland strategy, we will soon control the Glacier Market, in conjunction with the Trump Organization.

Posted by: Merry Marching Penguin Majority at August 31, 2026 01:14 PM (JM9I6)

260 Big Penguin delenda est!!

Posted by: tubal at August 31, 2026 01:15 PM (Gqar8)

261 Is it possible that pigeons could drive them off? Because more and more pigeons began camping out on my deck. I counted 12 one time. So I stopped putting out food to get them to leave.

Posted by: ace at August 31, 2026 12:14 PM (1wjle)
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Pigeons and Crows are indifferent to each other. Different food source (grains vs. protein or bugs). So, pigeons aren't scaring them off. Raccoons, Foxes, some species of owls on the other hand could keep crows wary.

Or, it is possible that one of the crows saw your Vespa in the garage, and crows talk. So, they'd all be concerned about their reputations due to association.

Posted by: Orson at August 31, 2026 01:15 PM (dIske)

262 Posted by: Martini Farmer

Very nice!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 31, 2026 01:15 PM (Csh33)

263 Pretty sure you will find a lot of PDF stuff on their electronic devices. Then you search their property for the bodies.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 31, 2026 01:11 PM (2GVsD)

Of course. They're all guilty as hammered sin. All you have to do is bother chasing down the crimes. It's not as if they're careful.

The problem is finding cops to arrest them and judges and juries to convict them.

Not to worry!

AG YD will reward his Oprichniki who fry them in giant pans in front of their neighbors with all their worldly goods, and their family members as chattels, thus obviating these late-republuc follies.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 31, 2026 01:15 PM (BI5O2)

264 Unexpectedly.

Posted by: ShainS at August 31, 2026 01:16 PM (zBNb3)

265 I am all for West Virginia in most things (being the fucking leave me alone state) but, West Virginia burritos are not good. It's like they once heard someone describe a burrito and thought Sure, I can make that.

Posted by: toby928(c) at August 31, 2026 01:16 PM (wfgYt)

266 Magento the black woman of Selma, AL?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 31, 2026 01:16 PM (2GVsD)

267 Before anyone can say it: Nothing will happen, of course.

So, ummmmm, like, is my work here done?

Posted by: That Guy who always intones "Nothing will happen." at August 31, 2026 01:16 PM (0sNs1)

268 Pigeons and Crows are indifferent to each other. Different food source (grains vs. protein or bugs). So, pigeons aren't scaring them off. Raccoons, Foxes, some species of owls on the other hand could keep crows wary.

Or, it is possible that one of the crows saw your Vespa in the garage, and crows talk. So, they'd all be concerned about their reputations due to association.
Posted by: Orson at August 31, 2026 01:15 PM (dIske)

Pigeons. So nasty, even a crow won't eat them.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 31, 2026 01:17 PM (1z8ji)

269 There are rumors they will change Magneto's backstory of being a Jewish survivor of the Holocaust to being a Palestinian
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I refuse to believe it but believe it. Either way don't give a fuck, AI can't obliterate that industry soon enough.

Posted by: ... at August 31, 2026 01:17 PM (eZQ1g)

270 262 Posted by: Martini Farmer

Very nice!
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Have not had the pleasure of meeting Martini Farmer (as far as I know), so I'll take your word that Martini Farmer is very nice.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at August 31, 2026 01:17 PM (8cylk)

271 nice Martini!!!

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 31, 2026 01:17 PM (j+aD2)

272 There are rumors they will change Magneto's backstory of being a Jewish survivor of the Holocaust to being a Palestinian

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Fagneto

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 31, 2026 01:18 PM (BI5O2)

273 A reason to buy an IMAX ticket?

Godzilla Minus Zero was filmed in IMAX.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 31, 2026 01:18 PM (2GVsD)

274 Endless recipes for pigeon pie on the internet, BTW. Usually bundled with recipes for Hobo Stew, funnily enough.

Posted by: tubal at August 31, 2026 01:18 PM (Gqar8)

275 I like crows, I know they sound awful but they are smart and friendly and look cool.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 31, 2026 01:19 PM (K32Fz)

276 I’m back motherfucker, and I ain’t dancing for peanuts. Do I look like f’n Bojangles, ponce?

Posted by: The Crow at August 31, 2026 01:19 PM (Q6Bu6)

277 YD

One comment - Palestinian Magneto boards a bus and uses his powers...

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 31, 2026 01:19 PM (2GVsD)

278 Crows all have a Joisey accent.

Posted by: tubal at August 31, 2026 01:20 PM (Gqar8)

279 Birds in general are really hard to photograph for some reason. Hummingbirds more than usual because they're so freaking fast.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 31, 2026 01:20 PM (2Cry5)

280 275 I like crows, I know they sound awful but they are smart and friendly and look cool.
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Must have been a raven.

Posted by: Guy Who Can't Tell the Difference Between a Crow and a Raven at August 31, 2026 01:20 PM (8cylk)

281 Endless recipes for pigeon pie on the internet, BTW. Usually bundled with recipes for Hobo Stew, funnily enough.
Posted by: tubal at August 31, 2026 01:18 PM (Gqar

Well, the pigeon pie is used to bait the hobo traps.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 31, 2026 01:20 PM (1z8ji)

282 And don’t call me Blackie, racist.

Posted by: The Crow at August 31, 2026 01:21 PM (vbdXu)

283 Ravens croak, Crows bitch and carry on.

Posted by: tubal at August 31, 2026 01:21 PM (Gqar8)

284 Four and twenty blackbirds baked in a pie.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 31, 2026 01:21 PM (W2Pud)

285 Did the Counting Crows ever open for the Black Crows?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 31, 2026 01:21 PM (2GVsD)

286 The only thing funnier than watching a gooney bird attempt to takeoff is watching one attempting to land.

Posted by: one hour sober at August 31, 2026 01:21 PM (J4Dwc)

287 282 And don’t call me Blackie, racist.
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You all look the same to me.

Posted by: Guy Who Can't Tell the Difference Between a Crow and a Raven at August 31, 2026 01:21 PM (8cylk)

288 Two crows walk into a bar. One chokes to death and dies because Ace gave it a stale bread crust.

Posted by: The Crow at August 31, 2026 01:22 PM (vbdXu)

289 The guy who did the Transformers voice, I feel no especial tragedy over his death. Yeah sad for his family and friends but I always though the Transformers were really goofy and stupid even when I was young. Maybe I was the wrong age group, I was in high school when they came out. He Man, same thing: meh. Dumb cartoon. But I have always hated stupid cartoons, even as a kid I though Flintstones and anything Hanna Barberra was idiotic. Scooby Do was insulting.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 31, 2026 01:22 PM (K32Fz)

290 Did you know pigeons are my gay cousins?

Posted by: The Crow at August 31, 2026 01:23 PM (vbdXu)

291 Nude Milo

Posted by: toby928(c) at August 31, 2026 01:23 PM (wfgYt)

292 Nood.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 31, 2026 01:23 PM (ExV1e)

293 The first Transformers movie was a gem.

Posted by: tubal at August 31, 2026 01:23 PM (Gqar8)

294 Four and twenty blackbirds baked in a pie.

That was a real thing, too. Bored chefs or bizarre, spoiled royalty always demanding novelty? Who knows.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 31, 2026 01:23 PM (K32Fz)

295 Look at the beak. If you can’t tell the difference from a raven and a crow, congratulations you’re an idiot.

Posted by: The Crow at August 31, 2026 01:24 PM (vbdXu)

296 Did the Counting Crows ever open for the Black Crows?
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 31, 2026 01:21 PM (2GVsD)

Or the Old Crow Medicine Show?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 31, 2026 01:24 PM (1z8ji)

297 NOOD Milo

Posted by: Any better, I'd be twins at August 31, 2026 01:24 PM (2CeDH)

298 they are deported for breaking the conditions of their Visa application and stay..I hope Rubio shows the way and IGNORES this judicial criminality

Posted by: runner at August 31, 2026 01:34 PM (g47mK)

299 124 Franz Liebkind was a pigeon fancier.
Posted by: The Concierge at August 31, 2026 12:37 PM (JM9I6)

Somehow Chang from Community yelling 'PIGEON FANCIER' doesn't roll off the tongue as well.

Posted by: Nelly at August 31, 2026 01:35 PM (6+ehB)

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