Police Raid Home of Ilhan Omar's Son, Seizing Guns from His Roommate

Police raid home of Congresswoman Ilhan Omar's son as guns and ammunition are seized

Police in Minneapolis reportedly raided the apartment of Congresswoman Ilhan Omar's son and seized firearms before arresting his roommate.
Law enforcement sources told Alpha News that a search warrant was carried out at the home of Omar's son Adnan on Tuesday night.
According to the outlet, they recovered guns and ammunition from the home and arrested his roommate Abdulrahman Abdi, 22.
Earlier that day, the city's police department said in a statement to the Daily Mail that they conducted a traffic stop and cited Abdi for no proof of insurance and no license.
The department said that Abdi was released at the scene and the vehicle was in the process of being impounded when a firearm was found inside.
Officers later tracked Abdi to an address on Marquette Ave where they said they arrested him 'without incident.'
Abdi was later booked into Hennepin County Jail on a weapons charge before being released on Wednesday night, records show.
According to court records seen by the Daily Mail, Abdi has been convicted ten times in the past, most of the incidents have been misdemeanors.

"Most." But also, he's been convicted, not charged but convicted, of ten different offenses and he's only 22.

Last year he was found to have been speeding and driving despite having his license revoked for a previous offense.
In 2024 he was convicted of a felony after officers reported him traveling at 108 miles per hour in St. Paul.
A statement of probable cause said he was behind the wheel of a Jeep Grand Cherokee and was speeding alongside a Dodge Durango.
He pleaded guilty to fleeing a police officer in a motor vehicle and was sentenced to one day inside Dakota County Jail.

One day for fleeing a cop in a motor vehicle? Taking a cop on a high speed chase that could easily result in a kid being run down?

I feel very Culturally Enriched. Having this person in my country somehow increases the GDP and gives me a more complete and cosmopolitan life.

Ilhan Omar claims that everything is a Trump or Jewish plot to jam her up so I can't wait to see her fundraising over her son's close encounter with police.

Donald Trump's administration is facing questions over whether it is using Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) to "surveil political opponents" after after an investigative agent was apparently stationed outside Democratic representative Ilhan Omar's monthly town hall meeting in Richfield, Minnesota.
After the incident, Omar demanded the US Department of Homeland Security (DHS) clarify whether Homeland Security Investigations (HSI) agents have been used to monitor "any other activity" involving "local, state, or federal officials" in the state.
In a letter to Homeland Security Investigations (HSI), an arm of ICE, the congresswoman said an agent claiming to be conducting an undercover drug operation was parked outside the community center where she was holding an event last Thursday, without prior coordination with local law enforcement.

She's making these claims because she knows that ICE is actually investigating her for her various immigration offenses.

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1 FORST!

Posted by: Thrawn at August 27, 2026 05:17 PM (Z5BUl)

2 Yeet

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 27, 2026 05:18 PM (W2Pud)

3 And so it begins.

Posted by: That guy who always thinks it's beginning at August 27, 2026 05:18 PM (amcLV)

4 He was a very nice boy. He used to cut my grass!

Posted by: The roller-headed lady next door at August 27, 2026 05:18 PM (MWfyi)

5 Nothing will happen.

Posted by: The person who always says that at August 27, 2026 05:18 PM (2Ez/1)

6 "I think Omar and anyone associated with her in these programs have cause for great concern," Williams said. "I'll leave it at that."

You *should* be afraid.

Posted by: Thrawn at August 27, 2026 05:18 PM (Z5BUl)

7 He's a Gentle Giant. He's thinking about going to CUNY and becoming a rapper.

Posted by: ace at August 27, 2026 05:19 PM (1wjle)

8 Convicted ten times by the age of 22? Not the most successful criminal.

Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at August 27, 2026 05:19 PM (olMIp)

9 And so ends the beginning.

Posted by: The person who always thinks we're just entering into the middle at August 27, 2026 05:20 PM (2Ez/1)

10 Strangulation requires effort.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 27, 2026 05:14 PM (HUco/)
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I feel seen.

Posted by: The Strangulator at August 27, 2026 05:20 PM (Fi81e)

11 I'm gonna take a wild guess and say this will not be the last time Abdulrahman Abdi will show up in the mug shots.

Posted by: fd at August 27, 2026 05:20 PM (MWfyi)

12 8 Convicted ten times by the age of 22? Not the most successful criminal.
Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at August 27, 2026 05:19 PM (olMIp)

Yeah, I'm...29+ and I need to up my arrest game from 0 to show the same initiative with the po-po as this aspiring MIT scholar.

Posted by: Thrawn at August 27, 2026 05:21 PM (Z5BUl)

13 Are all these Somalis named either "Abdi" or "Elmi?"

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 27, 2026 05:21 PM (amcLV)

14
I think the mosques in our country are loaded with weapons.

I bet there is no oversight when they are built.

Posted by: four seasons at August 27, 2026 05:21 PM (/QHx4)

15 In 2024 he was convicted of a felony after officers reported him traveling at 108 miles per hour in St. Paul.

Ever notice the people that think you shouldn't be allowed to have a car because it is dangerous and bad for the environment have no problem using theirs in a reckless manner?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 27, 2026 05:22 PM (sKqQm)

16 And so ends the beginning.

Posted by: The person who always thinks we're just entering into the middle

I stoutly maintain that it is the beginning of the end.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 27, 2026 05:22 PM (Riz8t)

17 He has the Somali Pass. Good as a MultiPass.MultiPass - Mulll-ti Paasss.

Posted by: tubal at August 27, 2026 05:22 PM (Gqar8)

18 I'm calling the police. They'll be here shortly!

Posted by: Mrs. Borg at August 27, 2026 05:23 PM (JM9I6)

19 The last Dem congress critter I remember even being investigated was Cold Cash Jefferson about 20 years ago.

Nice to see us getting back to "no one is above the law" amiright lefties?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 27, 2026 05:23 PM (sKqQm)

20 She's as dirty as the day is long and has been since she unfortunately entered this country. She's a scam artist of the highest order while bilking the American taxpayer while laughing at us and mocking our way of life and the US Constitution. She is going to spit and scream that she is being unfairly targeted - let her and don't stop with the investigations until you have all the goods on her and her relatives. Send her to Somaliland - they would love to have a word with her.

Posted by: Cheri at August 27, 2026 05:23 PM (oiNtH)

21
"We ain't in no ways 'tarded!"

-- Bro-Fro's spawnings

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 27, 2026 05:23 PM (trSL4)

22 Important question:

Milla Jovovich or Yvonne Strahovski?

Posted by: Archimedes at August 27, 2026 05:23 PM (Riz8t)

23 There is neither a beginning or an end, merely phases within a process leading on to further action as is indicated.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 27, 2026 05:23 PM (rbvCR)

24 Neighbors say he was turning his life around and had just begun attending a neighborhood Koran study.

Posted by: Local media at August 27, 2026 05:23 PM (2Ez/1)

25 MultiPass - Mulll-ti Paasss.
Posted by: tubal at August 27, 2026 05:22 PM (Gqar

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She knows it's a multipass!

Posted by: Korben Dallas at August 27, 2026 05:23 PM (amcLV)

26 Convicted ten times by the age of 22? Not the most successful criminal.

Pretty much every crime story I see hit the wires nowadays indicates the perp had at least 1 conviction a year and yet there were still free to keep getting arrested.

Interestingly this indicates the cops are doing their jobs but the courts? The courts are intentionally inflicting criminals on us.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 27, 2026 05:24 PM (sKqQm)

27 22 Important question:

Milla Jovovich or Yvonne Strahovski?
Posted by: Archimedes at August 27, 2026 05:23 PM (Riz8t)

Now THAT’S a difficult one!

Posted by: tubal at August 27, 2026 05:24 PM (Gqar8)

28 There is neither a beginning or an end, merely phases within a process leading on to further action as is indicated.

Zeno says what?

Posted by: Archimedes at August 27, 2026 05:24 PM (Riz8t)

29 This kid just fell in with the wrong crowd.

Posted by: fd at August 27, 2026 05:24 PM (MWfyi)

30 Bringing in the daughter of a Somali warlord and give her political power and you get the politics of a Somali warlord.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 27, 2026 05:24 PM (sKqQm)

31 Milla Jovovich or Yvonne Strahovski?
Posted by: Archimedes at August 27, 2026 05:23 PM (Riz8t)

Now THAT’S a difficult one!

In my truth, it is not.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 27, 2026 05:25 PM (Riz8t)

32 Raiding the home of a sweet innocent young man like Adnan is a clear violation of his rights as a citizen. It's an infringement on his constitutional rights. It's outrageous, egregious, preposterous!

Posted by: Ben Crump, Racist Warlord and Attorney at Law at August 27, 2026 05:25 PM (QRHoA)

33 Convicted ten times by the age of 22? Not the most successful criminal.
Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at August 27, 2026 05:19 PM (olMIp)
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He's eligible for a post-graduate degree on criminal enterprise from the state penitentiary.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 27, 2026 05:25 PM (FZ29D)

34 22 Important question:

Milla Jovovich or Yvonne Strahovski?
Posted by: Archimedes at August 27, 2026 05:23 PM (Riz8t)

As to who will ruin Resident Evil live-action movies the quickest? That's easy and has already been answered, Paul WS Anderson's babbeh-maker, Milla.

Posted by: Thrawn at August 27, 2026 05:25 PM (Z5BUl)

35
The last Dem congress critter I remember even being investigated was Cold Cash Jefferson about 20 years ago.

Wasn't "Go Gatuh!" from Florida investigated for something or another?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 27, 2026 05:26 PM (trSL4)

36 Was Omar the one that listed a sudden increase of wealth of $30m and then when hit the news argued it was an oopsie and she hadn't in fact gotten $30m richer?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 27, 2026 05:26 PM (sKqQm)

37 Aspiring rapper?

Posted by: Abdi Cation at August 27, 2026 05:26 PM (qUkBO)

38 Something happened to someone.

Posted by: Margaret Thatcher at August 27, 2026 05:26 PM (Wkrcf)

39 Santa, I've been pretty good this year. Ok, not great but not horrible.

All I want for Christmas it for Omar to be deported.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 27, 2026 05:26 PM (viF8m)

40 There I was on the Group W bench, with all the mother-stabbers and brother-fuckers....

Posted by: Omar's Restaurant at August 27, 2026 05:26 PM (JM9I6)

41 Pretty much every crime story I see hit the wires nowadays indicates the perp had at least 1 conviction a year and yet there were still free to keep getting arrested.

Interestingly this indicates the cops are doing their jobs but the courts? The courts are intentionally inflicting criminals on us.
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Yes, and a lesser mentioned outcome of all of the GRIFTING that goes on with taxpayer provided funds (taxes) is that by the time they're done stealing it there's no money left over to build enough prison cells to put the criminals in. Thus, we see an endless catch-and-release cycle that includes the violent and dangerous.

Posted by: Crusader at August 27, 2026 05:27 PM (TN0g+)

42 Ya know what's funny about the phony lefty concern about "diversity of news"?

So, often the lament of the left is that "we get our news from different places!!" (So it should be managed by the government, i.e., lefties).

Posted by: Axeman at August 27, 2026 05:27 PM (Fi81e)

43 More White gun violence!

Posted by: Whoopsie Goldbrick at August 27, 2026 05:27 PM (7Q0e+)

44 Pretty much every crime story I see hit the wires nowadays indicates the perp had at least 1 conviction a year and yet there were still free to keep getting arrested.

Interestingly this indicates the cops are doing their jobs but the courts? The courts are intentionally inflicting criminals on us.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 27, 2026 05:24 PM (sKqQm)
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Yep. Of course this has a deleterious effect on policing, as the local cops will simply shrug their shoulders. "Why bother?"

Making policing pointless is the entire objective.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 27, 2026 05:27 PM (FZ29D)

45 The wheelchair rep kid from NC was investigated I think. Also preacher hair guy from FL.

Posted by: nckate at August 27, 2026 05:27 PM (enNUy)

46 Hey Ilhan, I gotta tell you the brother stuff actually does not work out well in the end no matter how hot and awesome your brother actually is...and yours...well he's neither honey.

Posted by: Cersei Lannister at August 27, 2026 05:28 PM (sKqQm)

47 I still don't think her immigration status is the primary investigation on Omar. I think they're using that as a focus while they dig into her potential fraud issues.

When Vance was attached to the fraud investigations, it would not surprise me to find out that Omar got a big juicy target placed on the back of her dirac (that's the Somali version of a dress for you uneducated heathens...

)

Posted by: Orson at August 27, 2026 05:28 PM (dIske)

48 Surely no one named Abdulrahman could be evil?

Also, I turned on the tv to FoxNews. Wow, Jessica was upset. I looked and the topic was renaming Lake Ontario to Lake America.

She was livid. That's a great troll by President Trump.

I'd explain it this way. Lake Ontario was the lakes name when it identified as a weak, bitchy little girl. But now that the Lake identifies as a kick-ass strong man, it wants the name Lake America.

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 27, 2026 05:29 PM (Sco7b)

49
Bro-Fro's got a lot on her mind, what with trying to prevent World War Twelve and all.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 27, 2026 05:29 PM (trSL4)

50 Police raid home of Congresswoman Ilhan Omar's son as guns and ammunition are seized

Son and nephew! May also be a cousin.

Posted by: t-bird at August 27, 2026 05:29 PM (Cuw0G)

51 that by the time they're done stealing it there's no money left over to build enough prison cells to put the criminals in

TBH a bullet or a stretch of rope isn't that pricey...

Didn't we used to have "3 strikes" rules?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 27, 2026 05:29 PM (sKqQm)

52 willowed

194 177 "I don't understand how creating/having one is a hardship? Can someone help me here?
Posted by: Crusader"

It's no hardship. Some people are leery of any intrusion on their privacy by big tech.

Posted by: The Simulation
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Some entity, recently, that I interact with sold my telephone information. Now receiving four plus calls a day saying my loan application is all but complete, just click here and we'll get this finalized.

It's out there but the more it's out there the higher the probability of something nefarious. My ID's been stolen before (from a medical facility) and it's no fun getting it all straightened out. It took five years with a professional organization's help.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 27, 2026 05:30 PM (+UcOf)

53 "Son, your uncle is here!"

"Hi, dad!"

Posted by: Adnan and the Adnoids at August 27, 2026 05:30 PM (qUkBO)

54 When Vance was attached to the fraud investigations, it would not surprise me to find out that Omar got a big juicy target placed on the back of her dirac
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Paul Dirac gave his name to an article of dress??

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 27, 2026 05:30 PM (amcLV)

55 Epstein!

Posted by: Paul at August 27, 2026 05:30 PM (5wb+4)

56 Out: I am my own grandpa

In: My uncle and father both have the same phone number

Posted by: Omar's kids at August 27, 2026 05:31 PM (sKqQm)

57 51 that by the time they're done stealing it there's no money left over to build enough prison cells to put the criminals in

TBH a bullet or a stretch of rope isn't that pricey...

Didn't we used to have "3 strikes" rules?
Posted by: 18-1 at August 27, 2026 05:29 PM (sKqQm)

Rope and guillotines - incredibly reusable. Oh, and tossing off cliffs.

Posted by: tubal at August 27, 2026 05:31 PM (Gqar8)

58 But also, he's been convicted, not charged but convicted, of ten different offenses and he's only 22.

Rookie numbers.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 27, 2026 05:31 PM (ExV1e)

59 >>When Vance was attached to the fraud investigations, it would not surprise me to find out that Omar got a big juicy target placed on the back of her dirac (that's the Somali version of a dress for you uneducated heathens... )

She was very involved with the Feeding Our Future scam.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 27, 2026 05:32 PM (viF8m)

60 well don't have a roommate who's a felon, that's my takeaway.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 27, 2026 05:33 PM (xcxpd)

61 Important question:

Milla Jovovich or Yvonne Strahovski?
Posted by: Archimedes at August 27, 2026 05:23 PM (Riz8t)

Yes. The correct answer is yes.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at August 27, 2026 05:33 PM (iIyc0)

62 Simple way to solve this problem is to deport them all.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 27, 2026 05:33 PM (+UcOf)

63 58 But also, he's been convicted, not charged but convicted, of ten different offenses and he's only 22.

Rookie numbers.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 27, 2026 05:31 PM (ExV1e)

My wife had an eighth grade class she referred to as her pre-penitentiary class. Ten would be a small number.

Posted by: tubal at August 27, 2026 05:34 PM (Gqar8)

64 The Somalis are a protected class that does not have to obey US laws according to Minnesota Dems. Someone must not have gotten the memo.
Of course the extremely lesbian DA of Hennepin county, Moriarty will probably release him on time served.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 27, 2026 05:34 PM (TbVRb)

65 58 But also, he's been convicted, not charged but convicted, of ten different offenses and he's only 22.

Rookie numbers.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 27, 2026 05:31 PM (ExV1e)
The problem is the police. This Abner guy would not have a criminal record except for the police.

Posted by: Eromero at August 27, 2026 05:34 PM (LHPAg)

66 well don't have a roommate who's a felon, that's my takeaway.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 27, 2026 05:33 PM (xcxpd)
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Kinda like Barney Frank being unaware that his boyfriend was running a prostitution ring out of their apartment?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 27, 2026 05:34 PM (amcLV)

67 >>In case you missed this:

I am confused. If Ace doesn't cover it, we don't see it. Are there even other news sources besides the venerable HQ?

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 27, 2026 05:35 PM (X6P5n)

68
But also, he's been convicted, not charged but convicted, of ten different offenses and he's only 22.

Mimes a phone receiver at his ear and mouths a silent "Call me!" to the Brofundian...

-- Gabriel Hostin

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 27, 2026 05:35 PM (trSL4)

69 looked and the topic was renaming Lake Ontario to Lake America.

Effective as of an hour ago, acc. to a USGS notice that Trump just posted.

They're the Great Lakes, after all. Some say the greatest!

Posted by: t-bird at August 27, 2026 05:35 PM (Cuw0G)

70 >> roommate Abdulrahman Abdi…

The name says it all. Ancestors clearly came over on the Mayflower

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 27, 2026 05:35 PM (M+uMR)

71
Are all these Somalis named either "Abdi" or "Elmi?"
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea

Those who work in a grocery store are named Aldi.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 27, 2026 05:35 PM (Cqx++)

72 Should I be impressed he was able to get a Jeep Cherokee up to 108 mph without it blowing up?

Posted by: Octochicken at August 27, 2026 05:36 PM (oCS0o)

73 "The ten convictions and today's totally politically motivated and fascist raid on the home of a relative to a sitting member of congress are a learning experience. Today's arrest of Abdulrahman Abdi (or Double A as we call him) will be reviewed and I will likely pardon him for a future date....oh, oh my...excuse me. I meant to say I will likely pardon him AT a future date."

Posted by: Tim Walz at August 27, 2026 05:36 PM (dIske)

74 Was Starvin’ Marvin Ethiopian or Somali? I forget.

Posted by: tubal at August 27, 2026 05:37 PM (Gqar8)

75 "The ten convictions and today's totally politically motivated and fascist raid on the home of a relative to a sitting member of congress are a learning experience.

So, you're saying that members of Congress are above the law? Please to square this with your "No Kings" rhetoric.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 27, 2026 05:37 PM (Riz8t)

76 I’m sure Omar’s son had no idea whatsoever that he was living with an armed and dangerous degenerate scumbag career criminal.

I’ll shit my pants in happiness if the roommate has dirt on the almost assuredly filthy son and spins the beans as part of a plea deal.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at August 27, 2026 05:37 PM (J1FkQ)

77 Son, never ever loan a Somali your car.

Posted by: tubal at August 27, 2026 05:37 PM (Gqar8)

78
An Omar family reunion probably has more ankle monitors and Prison release permissions than any other.

Posted by: Frank Barone at August 27, 2026 05:37 PM (OkYzo)

79 Somali used to be a thriving, powerful state.

Of course that's before the white supremacist British shut down their lucrative slave trade.

Damn those colonizers!

Posted by: 18-1 at August 27, 2026 05:38 PM (sKqQm)

80 An Omar family reunion probably has more ankle monitors and Prison release permissions than any other.

Also, they need way fewer seats then you might expect.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 27, 2026 05:38 PM (sKqQm)

81 70 >> roommate Abdulrahman Abdi…

The name says it all. Ancestors clearly came over on the Mayflower

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 27, 2026 05:35 PM (M+uMR)

Abdulrahman Abdi…
Abdulrahman Abdi…

Oh, from the Hampton Abdis!!!

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 27, 2026 05:38 PM (Sco7b)

82 Just cunt punt the bitch back to somalia already. Keep America beautiful.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 27, 2026 05:39 PM (S41Gd)

83 Omar’s son is also her nephew

Posted by: Elric the Blade at August 27, 2026 05:39 PM (J1FkQ)

84 What a shame.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 27, 2026 05:39 PM (zZu0s)

85 Is Omar's son the homosexual or is it her brother who is the homosexual?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 27, 2026 05:40 PM (+UcOf)

86 An Omar family reunion probably has more ankle monitors and Prison release permissions than any other.

Something's wrong with our machines. These results can't be right...

Posted by: The DNA Lab at August 27, 2026 05:40 PM (Cuw0G)

87 So, you're saying that members of Congress are above the law? Please to square this with your "No Kings" rhetoric.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 27, 2026 05:37 PM (Riz8t)
________________________________

Well, in my defense, the original motto was "No Kinks." And, that put a crinkle in my Saturday nights, so I just changed one little letter...and off we went.

Posted by: Tim Walz at August 27, 2026 05:41 PM (dIske)

88 Omar’s son is also her nephew
Posted by: Elric the Blade at August 27, 2026 05:39 PM (J1FkQ)

Congress took a left turn into a trailer park….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 27, 2026 05:41 PM (M+uMR)

89 83 Omar’s son is also her nephew

Posted by: Elric the Blade
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Auntie Omar, Maaaaaaa

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 27, 2026 05:41 PM (+UcOf)

90 Latest leftwing insanity I've run across, they want tenure rules for renting.

As in if you lived somewhere for 5 years the landlord would apparently have to rent to you for a 6th year if you wanted it.

They people are insane.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 27, 2026 05:41 PM (sKqQm)

91 So we have the one Squad Member whose husband is murdering girls and stashing their bodies at his vacation house.

And another Squad Member whose son is arming Antifa.

Then there's Always On Camera icing her eggs and re-upping her membership in the DSA, like she's enlisting in war.

Hey, remember when the Fussy Republicans were fretting about Trump attacking them?
"Oh no! You can't do that--they're too popular!"

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 27, 2026 05:41 PM (3cUTc)

92 I’ll shit my pants in happiness if the roommate has dirt on the almost assuredly filthy son and spins the beans as part of a plea deal.

Spin the beans? You kids and your euphemisms.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 27, 2026 05:42 PM (Riz8t)

93 8 Convicted ten times by the age of 22? Not the most successful criminal.
Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at August 27, 2026 05:19 PM (olMIp)

He appears to be successfully getting away with it, *even when convicted*.

Bring back "three strikes" laws, and for real. Put the DAs and judges in jail if they try to evade it.

Locks Not Flocks.
Lifers Not Cameras.
Prisons Not Panopticons.

Posted by: SciVo at August 27, 2026 05:42 PM (ke3zm)

94 Won't someone rid me of this troublesome bitch?

And her fucking criminal enterprise called "family."

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 27, 2026 05:42 PM (2Cry5)

95 So effeminate Lake Ontario has transitioned to manly Lake America?

The dead name must be immediately dispatched and correct pronouns used.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 27, 2026 05:43 PM (bX16E)

96
Ethiopian

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 27, 2026 05:43 PM (trSL4)

97 Spins the beans
Very Candace like

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 27, 2026 05:43 PM (TbVRb)

98 78
An Omar family reunion probably has more ankle monitors and Prison release permissions than any other.
Posted by: Frank Barone at August 27, 2026 05:37 PM (OkYzo)

_____________________________

Insert family tree = telephone pole joke here.

Lots of left over food at the reunion, and great confusion while doing the name tags.

Posted by: Orson at August 27, 2026 05:43 PM (dIske)

99 14
I think the mosques in our country are loaded with weapons.

I bet there is no oversight when they are built.
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I guarantee you they are.

And not a stash of a few hunting rifles and pistols.

Full auto, military grade, including grenades and a few with rocket launchers.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 27, 2026 05:43 PM (3cUTc)

100 Deport all of the lightbulb heads, confiscate their ill gotten cars and homes and bank accounts.

Put a chip in their brains that detonates if they come back.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 27, 2026 05:44 PM (W2Pud)

101 94 Won't someone rid me of this troublesome bitch?

And her fucking criminal enterprise called "family."

Posted by: Martini Farmer
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Not Enough

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 27, 2026 05:44 PM (+UcOf)

102 >> I’ll shit my pants in happiness if the roommate has dirt on the almost assuredly filthy son and spins the beans as part of a plea deal.

Spin the beans? You kids and your euphemisms.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 27, 2026 05:42 PM (Riz8t)

Taking lessons on Simm-isms from Chris Simms!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 27, 2026 05:44 PM (M+uMR)

103 74 Was Starvin’ Marvin Ethiopian or Somali? I forget.
Posted by: tubal at August 27, 2026 05:37 PM (Gqar

You shot Marvin!

Posted by: Eromero at August 27, 2026 05:44 PM (LHPAg)

104 Always On Camera egg icing. How long do iced eggs keep? Should you wash them before you store them? Should they be candled? If they float does one use them or throw them out?

Posted by: tubal at August 27, 2026 05:44 PM (Gqar8)

105 99 14
I think the mosques in our country are loaded with weapons.

I bet there is no oversight when they are built.
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I guarantee you they are.

And not a stash of a few hunting rifles and pistols.

Full auto, military grade, including grenades and a few with rocket launchers.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
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It is their custom. Do not deprive them.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 27, 2026 05:45 PM (+UcOf)

106 It’s not saying much about the squad when it’s the one with donkey chompers that is the least offensive looking one

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 27, 2026 05:46 PM (M+uMR)

107 Pretty much every crime story I see hit the wires nowadays indicates the perp had at least 1 conviction a year and yet there were still free to keep getting arrested.
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100% of the "he got years in prison just for having a joint!" stories leave out the long, long string of arrests and convictions prior to that.

Every single one of them had at least one prior felony charge and conviction.
The probation on which they violated when the got caught with the weed.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 27, 2026 05:47 PM (3cUTc)

108 weird how the headlines don't mention thr warrant was for his room mate and his room mate was the only one arrested. intentionally misleading headline. not just dogshit journalism but actively misleading. fuck outta here rightwing corporate media.

So her son isn’t implicated in any crime at all and this was just his roommate getting arrested? Jesus. The right is reaching too hard.

Don't every white politician have pictures of them and their kids holding guns, smiling? Is it a problem because it's a brown family that has guns?

SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED (Unless the owner isn't white)

Is it her brother's son too? Waiting for the letter from 50 intelligence officers calling the evidence fake

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 27, 2026 05:47 PM (otzbu)

109 95 So effeminate Lake Ontario has transitioned to manly Lake America?

The dead name must be immediately dispatched and correct pronouns used.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov
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Is this a message to Canada or to China?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 27, 2026 05:47 PM (+UcOf)

110 Spin the beans. Spill the bottle.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 27, 2026 05:47 PM (Cqx++)

111 Gary Cooper does a great version of Abdul Abulbul Amir in some movie.

It's a British music hall song about a Russian and a mohmaden fighting to the death. Making fun of both of them.

The Cooper claims he had to learn the song in the Navy or something.

We used to be a real country

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 27, 2026 05:47 PM (X6P5n)

112 I'm my own Grandpa.

Posted by: Latham and Jaffe at August 27, 2026 05:47 PM (JM9I6)

113 105

It is their custom. Do not deprive them.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 27, 2026 05:45 PM (+UcOf)

And the ululating women. Always with the ululating!

Posted by: tubal at August 27, 2026 05:47 PM (Gqar8)

114 14
I think the mosques in our country are loaded with weapons.

I bet there is no oversight when they are built.
Posted by: four seasons

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Every muzzie in our country is a weapon. That is why they are here.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 27, 2026 05:49 PM (X6P5n)

115 Police raid home of Congresswoman Ilhan Omar's son as guns and ammunition are seized

Son and nephew! May also be a cousin.
Posted by: t-bird at August 27, 2026 05:29 PM (Cuw0G)
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For all we know he's his own grandpa!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 27, 2026 05:49 PM (FZ29D)

116 109 Yes.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 27, 2026 05:49 PM (bX16E)

117 I guarantee you they are.

And not a stash of a few hunting rifles and pistols.

Full auto, military grade, including grenades and a few with rocket launchers.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice

It'd be a shame if one of those grenades got loose and accidentally set everything else off.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 27, 2026 05:49 PM (vJrRc)

118 "The ten convictions and today's totally politically motivated
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If once is happenstance, twice is coincidence and 3 times is enemy action, just what is the tenth time?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 27, 2026 05:49 PM (3cUTc)

119 Latest leftwing insanity I've run across, they want tenure rules for renting.

As in if you lived somewhere for 5 years the landlord would apparently have to rent to you for a 6th year if you wanted it.

They people are insane.
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Leftists never bothered to learn "the laws of unintended consequences". Such a garbage law would simply mean that no landlord would ever renew a lease beyond its 4th year.

Posted by: Crusader at August 27, 2026 05:50 PM (TN0g+)

120 If once is happenstance, twice is coincidence and 3 times is enemy action, just what is the tenth time?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice

Boys being boys.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 27, 2026 05:51 PM (YZ0Fo)

121 An Omar family reunion
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Is like an infinite onion--no matter how many layers you peel, there's another layer of incest, fraud and criminality.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 27, 2026 05:51 PM (3cUTc)

122 I guarantee you they are.

And not a stash of a few hunting rifles and pistols.

Full auto, military grade, including grenades and a few with rocket launchers.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice

It'd be a shame if one of those grenades got loose and accidentally set everything else off.
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A nice dusting of sausage, bacon, and ham dumped all over the stairs, grounds, and parking lots might be interesting.

Posted by: Crusader at August 27, 2026 05:52 PM (TN0g+)

123 How many criminals associate with family members of politicians precisely because they know they will be "protected?"

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 27, 2026 05:53 PM (FZ29D)

124 "Is Omar's son the homosexual or is it her brother who is the homosexual?
"
Embrace the power of "and."

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at August 27, 2026 05:53 PM (GMWTj)

125 Has the 3rd world ever brought over any success stories?

Wine moms love this narrative of Harvard valedictorians being deported, but it all seems like urban legend to me.

Posted by: Sharpie at August 27, 2026 05:53 PM (iZHgT)

126 123 How many criminals associate with family members of politicians precisely because they know they will be "protected?"
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Wut?

Posted by: Hunter and Jim at August 27, 2026 05:54 PM (2Ez/1)

127 If once is happenstance, twice is coincidence and 3 times is enemy action, just what is the tenth time?
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Its "a lifestyle".

Posted by: Crusader at August 27, 2026 05:54 PM (TN0g+)

128 Everyone should freeze their credit reports

Posted by: ... at August 27, 2026 05:54 PM (+j84F)

129 And the ululating women. Always with the ululating!

Posted by: tubal at August 27, 2026 05:47 PM (Gqar

That's one of the main reasons Somalian pron videos aren't that popular,

I just checked DailyKos. No news on this story.

But we DO have agreement. They loved Dolly too.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 27, 2026 05:55 PM (Sco7b)

130 125 Has the 3rd world ever brought over any success stories?

Wine moms love this narrative of Harvard valedictorians being deported, but it all seems like urban legend to me.

Posted by: Sharpie at August 27, 2026 05:53 PM (iZHgT)

Ilyan Hirsi Ali.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 27, 2026 05:55 PM (Sco7b)

131 Latest leftwing insanity I've run across, they want tenure rules for renting.

As in if you lived somewhere for 5 years the landlord would apparently have to rent to you for a 6th year if you wanted it.

They people are insane.
Posted by: 18-1
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It's basically that way in CA.

If you decide to not renew a lease with a tenant, it's basically a blank check for a lawsuit if they have some record of making "reasonable" complaints.

So now landlords are coughing up settlements as an exit tax. pay some dirtbag $5k or spend $25k in legal fees and hope justice is served?

Posted by: Sharpie at August 27, 2026 05:56 PM (iZHgT)

132 Ilyan Hirsi Ali.
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 27, 2026 05:55 PM (Sco7b)
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Groovy. That's one.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 27, 2026 05:56 PM (amcLV)

133 128 Everyone should freeze their credit reports
Posted by: ...

And their eggs.

Posted by: AOC at August 27, 2026 05:56 PM (otzbu)

134
If once is happenstance, twice is coincidence and 3 times is enemy action, just what is the tenth time?

The charm

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 27, 2026 05:57 PM (Cqx++)

135 Anyone serving popcorn?

Posted by: Skip at August 27, 2026 05:57 PM (Ia/+0)

136 The world's first trillionaire is an African American.

Posted by: So there's that at August 27, 2026 05:57 PM (2Ez/1)

137 100% of the "he got years in prison just for having a joint!" stories leave out the long, long string of arrests and convictions prior to that.

Every single one of them had at least one prior felony charge and conviction.
The probation on which they violated when the got caught with the weed.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice

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A lot of these were plea deals. We know you robbed these people, but please guilty to the weed we found on you and we'll drop the other stuff.

So then the stats are "black man services prison for some weed"

Posted by: Sharpie at August 27, 2026 05:58 PM (iZHgT)

138 "black man services prison for some weed"
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Not nearly as good a movie as "Debbie Does Dallas" that most gays didn't like it, even Dr. Fauci only watched it twice.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 27, 2026 06:00 PM (3cUTc)

139
Laws are for the taxpayers.

Posted by: four seasons at August 27, 2026 06:01 PM (/QHx4)

140 I'll be the first to admit, of course there is a political angle here.

Shoe's on the other foot now bitch, how does it feel?

Except these are real laws being broken by a thug, not some bank lending fine print kangaroo court silliness.

Posted by: Sharpie at August 27, 2026 06:03 PM (jOAc7)

141 6 PM

CBC - Lake America. Auto jobs at risk
CNN - Trump name on Kennedy center
MS Now - GOP freaked out about midterms. Trump is Satan
and polling horribly within their office.

FoxNews - Clancy

President Trump is brilliant at throwing so much crap in the air, the libs can't focus.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 27, 2026 06:04 PM (Sco7b)

142 Wow , emergency broadcast system is alerting us to a possible tornado in my county, nw of me .

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 27, 2026 06:06 PM (TbVRb)

143 Yes, but my biggest question of the day is 'was Adnan circumcised?'

Why are these people still occupying American real estate and breathing our air?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 27, 2026 06:06 PM (FR9Sb)

144 The world's first trillionaire is an African American.

Posted by: So there's that at August 27, 2026 05:57

Explains the racism against him

Posted by: Skip at August 27, 2026 06:06 PM (Ia/+0)

145
If once is happenstance, twice is coincidence and 3 times is enemy action, just what is the tenth time?

The charm
Posted by: Bertram Cabot

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It's the one that comes before World War Eleven.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 27, 2026 06:07 PM (mmrXZ)

146 Frontieras has a patented a way to turn coal into diesel, hydrogen, and fertilizer without burning it,...
...
Its first plant's output is already sold under 10-year deals, while patents in 9 countries covering 85% of global coal give it no direct competition.
_epochTimes

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 27, 2026 06:07 PM (+UcOf)

147 People get offended about many things… apparently Calloway golf had an ad for a driver with Good Good golf… in the ad, a guy shoves a lady to protect his driver…. The universe has gone nuts over this because it depicts violence against women. Tempest in a teapot

It’s called parody folks…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 27, 2026 06:07 PM (M+uMR)

148 Speeding in a Stellantis vehicle is reckless operation.

Posted by: Oglebay at August 27, 2026 06:09 PM (2ap+5)

149 "The universe has gone nuts over this because it depicts violence against women. "

Like the WNBA?

Posted by: fd at August 27, 2026 06:09 PM (MWfyi)

150 "Trump is Satan"

And what theologians did they have on to discuss this issue ?

Then how come to Satanists don't like him?,

P..S LOL

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 27, 2026 06:11 PM (rHgXV)

151 Is in a felony conviction and possession of a firearm a no-no...for normies, at least?

Posted by: JM in Illinois at August 27, 2026 06:11 PM (llBIB)

152 His mom is banging some white guy now.

That can cause sons to do crime to cry for attention.

I can't believe I'm saying this. Consider it mostly in jest.

Posted by: Harun at August 27, 2026 06:12 PM (IuIym)

153 Don't go into the landlording business. Rent control rules won't apply to you.

Posted by: Dark Lix at August 27, 2026 06:12 PM (Fv808)

154
>>they recovered guns and ammunition from the home and arrested his roommate Abdulrahman Abdi, 22.

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I suppose cops had a reason to suspect this Abdi character had a bunch of guns he wasn't supposed to.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 27, 2026 06:13 PM (mmrXZ)

155 they recovered guns and ammunition from the home and arrested his roommate Abdulrahman Abdi, 22.

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I suppose cops had a reason to suspect this Abdi character had a bunch of guns he wasn't supposed to.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 27, 2026 06:13 PM (mmrXZ)
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Must not have had a canoe and a river nearby...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 27, 2026 06:14 PM (FZ29D)

156 President Donald Trump declared a national emergency Aug. 26 to secure the national power grid, citing unusual and extraordinary foreign cyber and security threats.

The order prohibits certain foreign-made bulk-power system electric equipment, including software, that poses cybersecurity or operational risks, from being purchased or installed in the United States.
...
Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency (CISA).

CISA reported last month more than 100 water and wastewater systems were attacked through programmable logic controllers (PLCs) used to control the physical machinery of the systems. Cyber attackers were able to turn off shutdown alarms and protocols using the PLCs, which could endanger workers.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 27, 2026 06:14 PM (+UcOf)

157 > 8 Convicted ten times by the age of 22? Not the most successful criminal.
Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at August 27, 2026 05:19 PM (olMIp)

Not necessarily. It could be that he's committed 500 crimes, right? That would give him a 98% success rate.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 27, 2026 06:15 PM (IG3/x)

158 When will we get proof that all muslims in America are circumcised?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 27, 2026 06:16 PM (FR9Sb)

159
Speaking of which...

Three more Feeding Our Future defendants sentenced today, to pitiful terms. 3 years, 4.5 years, and 5 years 5 months.

I hope they get denaturalized and shipped out when they're done.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 27, 2026 06:16 PM (mmrXZ)

160
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 27, 2026 06:14 PM (+UcOf)

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That is baaaad shyte.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 27, 2026 06:18 PM (mmrXZ)

161
I’ll shit my pants in happiness if the roommate has dirt on the almost assuredly filthy son and spins the beans as part of a plea deal.
Posted by: Elric the Blade

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Who needs a plea deal when you can commit 10 crimes including a felony before the age of 22 and still be living the good life?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 27, 2026 06:21 PM (mmrXZ)

162 If once is happenstance, twice is coincidence and 3 times is enemy action, just what is the tenth time?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice

Boys being boys.
Posted by: BruceWayne
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Just some people who did something

Posted by: Ilhan Omar at August 27, 2026 06:23 PM (XeU6L)

163 That's just the crimes they caught him doing.

Posted by: fd at August 27, 2026 06:24 PM (MWfyi)

164 If once is happenstance, twice is coincidence and 3 times is enemy action, just what is the tenth time?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice

Cultural enrichment.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 27, 2026 06:24 PM (dK+Kv)

165 Does he have a neck covered with tats? All the pros have necks covered with tats.

Posted by: fd at August 27, 2026 06:25 PM (MWfyi)

166 I suppose cops had a reason to suspect this Abdi character had a bunch of guns he wasn't supposed to.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 27, 2026 06:13 PM (mmrXZ)
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He had one in his car, so it was a natural supposition.

I love how the Dems are so big on gun control for everyone but their felonious kids.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 27, 2026 06:26 PM (ZOv7s)

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