Mouthy Puppies Cafe

Interior of house looks like black and white sketch.

Rapid Tail Movement sleep.

It's not just that this bear is sitting in someone's deck furniture. It's that she also has her foot up on the table. Out of control.

Time for a walk?

Crow plays with a volleyball.

Peeping-tom peacock.

One groundhog is very upset seeing his friend's nails getting trimmed.

Diva cat.

Cthulhu, that u?

Neat: Romans used huge siphons in their aqueducts.

Cheetah just wants to cool off in your car, NBD.

The "King" of the Jungle? He's not even the "king" in his own home.

🎥 🇨🇿 At Prague Zoo, polar bears and gorillas nibble on fruit-filled ice cream and roll on ice chips as a second heatwave of the summer reaches its peak, with national temperatures hitting a near-record 41.5 degrees pic.twitter.com/C7hoRQoLbz
— AFP News Agency (@AFP) August 5, 2026

There were attempts..🐈🐾🐦😅 pic.twitter.com/35IQqUF5Sk
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) August 27, 2026

Goofy pups..🐕🐾😅 pic.twitter.com/3QDKeAuHPY
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) August 27, 2026

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:20 PM

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1 St

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 27, 2026 07:22 PM (dK+Kv)

2 I could have been first but I was spinning my bean.

Posted by: fd at August 27, 2026 07:23 PM (MWfyi)

3 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at August 27, 2026 07:23 PM (Ia/+0)

4 Good evening, horde!

The person in the top pic needs a book, and then it will be perfect.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 27, 2026 07:28 PM (zYpTz)

5 The person in the top pic needs a book, and then it will be perfect.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 27, 2026 07:28 PM (zYpTz)
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And a loaf of bread and a jug of wine.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 27, 2026 07:29 PM (amcLV)

6 Penguin Facts has been inexplicably banned from X. The truth about penguins is being suppressed. The power of Big Penguin has never been more on display.

Posted by: Penguin Facts at August 27, 2026 07:30 PM (MWfyi)

7 80% there! We are sooooooooo close!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 27, 2026 07:30 PM (0sNs1)

8 Flounder!

Hi handsome! How are you and the younger flounders? I expect They are now taller than you are.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 27, 2026 07:31 PM (qG4SX)

9 "The person in the top pic needs a book, and then it will be perfect.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 27, 2026 07:28 PM (zYpTz)
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And a loaf of bread and a jug of wine.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea"

And maybe some bug spray.

Posted by: fd at August 27, 2026 07:32 PM (MWfyi)

10 Is this what diversity and inclusion looks like?

Posted by: Penguin Facts at August 27, 2026 07:32 PM (MWfyi)

11 Dogs and cats are a gift from God imo.

Posted by: polynikes at August 27, 2026 07:34 PM (KC5Lt)

12 Dogs and cats are a gift from God imo.

Yep

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 27, 2026 07:36 PM (aJQbY)

13 For you who threatened to stop listening to have Jelly Roll's music over what he's said about President Trump, you now have his permission to do so:

"So for those who threatened to STOP listening to my music based on my comments last night, I just wanna say with conviction, GO RIGHT AHEAD!"

Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at August 27, 2026 07:36 PM (0sNs1)

14 I'm fascinated by the squid-cicle. Did it get frozen into the 'berg somehow or is it just chilling?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 27, 2026 07:36 PM (vJrRc)

15 this is hilarious. Ubisoft sold NOTHING on Steam
youtu.be/NMYx5vXwcgE
people paid for the Might & Magic 3 Complete Edition and didn't get the game files. they downloaded 20 KB of who-knows.
I think they fixed it, later, but this is some colossal incompetence from the French rape company.

Posted by: 88C+u at August 27, 2026 07:36 PM (88C+u)

16 And a loaf of bread and a jug of wine.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 27, 2026 07:29 PM (amcLV)

Oh, definitely. That, too!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 27, 2026 07:37 PM (zYpTz)

17 I'm afraid Jelly Roll is about to enter another period of self destruction. I hope I'm wrong as I don't wish that on anyone.

Posted by: polynikes at August 27, 2026 07:38 PM (KC5Lt)

18 Penguin "waste"lands can be seen from Earth's orbit. They're pink.

Fortunately, in space no one can smell them.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 27, 2026 07:38 PM (0sNs1)

19 Fact Sheet: President Donald J. Trump Declares a National Emergency to Secure America’s Bulk-Power System

whitehouse.gov

https://tinyurl.com/2xa6dfh8

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 27, 2026 07:38 PM (Rln0i)

20 And maybe some bug spray.
Posted by: fd at August 27, 2026 07:32 PM (MWfyi)
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Don't think Khayyam mentioned that...

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 27, 2026 07:40 PM (amcLV)

21 I'm afraid Jelly Roll is about to enter another period of self destruction. I hope I'm wrong as I don't wish that on anyone.
Posted by: polynikes

Yep. Did it to himself.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 27, 2026 07:40 PM (IivNP)

22 Having never listened to Jelly Roll, I can easily go back to never listening to Jelly Roll. That doesn't mean though that I can't hope he chokes on a jelly roll.

Posted by: fd at August 27, 2026 07:41 PM (MWfyi)

23 Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 27, 2026 07:38 PM (Rln0i)

Okay Trump has managed to get me angry at him. Why should I have to give any of my personal info to read what the Whitehouse has to say? That's may seem minor but I hate that.

Okay the anger has passed.

Posted by: polynikes at August 27, 2026 07:42 PM (KC5Lt)

24 "Don't think Khayyam mentioned that...
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea"

Well maybe next time he will plan better.

Posted by: fd at August 27, 2026 07:42 PM (MWfyi)

25 >>>Romans used huge siphons in their aqueducts.
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No 440v hydroelectric pumps? hrumph

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 27, 2026 07:42 PM (+UcOf)

26 He's no Jelly Roll Morton.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 27, 2026 07:43 PM (Cqx++)

27 Jelly Roll made the comments when he was guest hosting for Jimmy Kimmel . That would make sense.

It wouldn't have been a big deal if he hadn't been two faced since Trump treated him with respect when they previously met.

Posted by: polynikes at August 27, 2026 07:45 PM (KC5Lt)

28 Evening, Horde...

Today's fun root canal procedure was deemed a "success."

But I got to discover whole new levels of pain.

Yes, they used anesthetic, but the inflammation was so bad they had to dig down to the nerve itself and inject anesthetic directly into the nerve. Whee!

Now I get to experience a week or so of post-operative pain management with my new best friends Tylenol and Advil.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 27, 2026 07:45 PM (FZ29D)

29 Okay Trump has managed to get me angry at him. Why should I have to give any of my personal info to read what the Whitehouse has to say? That's may seem minor but I hate that.

Okay the anger has passed.
Posted by: polynikes

que?

*tries in another browser*

Oh, the email signup popup? Should be skippable...

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 27, 2026 07:46 PM (aJQbY)

30 Perfessor, when I had my wisdom teeth out, they put me out and cut 'em out of my jaw (long roots). I basically don't remember anything until the next day and it was a couple days later before I could eat solids.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 27, 2026 07:48 PM (aJQbY)

31 Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 27, 2026 07:46 PM (aJQbY)

Yes after a couple of attempts it no longer required the e mail. Go figure.

Posted by: polynikes at August 27, 2026 07:48 PM (KC5Lt)

32 Perfessor, when I had my wisdom teeth out, they put me out and cut 'em out of my jaw (long roots). I basically don't remember anything until the next day and it was a couple days later before I could eat solids.
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 27, 2026 07:48 PM (aJQbY)
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It's not my first rodeo, but it's never fun.

They try to preserve the structure of the tooth as much as possible--especially the back molars, which are pretty important. I've already had a couple of teeth extracted back there so I don't want to lose any more.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 27, 2026 07:49 PM (FZ29D)

33 Wait. We are supposed to listen to jelly rolls? The strawberry ones or the raspberry ones.

What do they sound like?

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 27, 2026 07:50 PM (GUnoj)

34 Living inside that black and white house would be fun for all of 10 minutes.

Posted by: Crusader at August 27, 2026 07:50 PM (TN0g+)

35 Jelly Roll does have a pleasant unique voice.

Posted by: polynikes at August 27, 2026 07:52 PM (KC5Lt)

36 Don't think ever seen any groundhogs go to the salon around here

Posted by: Skip at August 27, 2026 07:52 PM (Ia/+0)

37 Now I get to experience a week or so of post-operative pain management with my new best friends Tylenol and Advil.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 27, 2026 07:45 PM (FZ29D

I'm glad it went well. For stuff like that, it helps me to consider it a new hobby for awhile.

I brought Ralphy outside, Snowflake meowed, they sniffed each other and rubbed against each other. Very cute. I need to bring my camera out with me.

CNN - Your first name in news. Kate from smalldeadanimals.

CNN was forced to apologize to Dolly Parton’s family for mistakenly using a photo of a Las Vegas impersonator of the country music legend while reporting on her death.

The cable news network aired an image of tribute artist Kelly Vohnn as it covered Parton’s Tuesday death from cancer — leaving the 58-year-old Vohnn stunned as friends began bombarding her with messages.

The errant image were broadcast during “Laura Coates Live” some 12 hours after Parton’s death was announced by her family.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 27, 2026 07:53 PM (Sco7b)

38 Okay the anger has passed.
Posted by: polynikes at August 27, 2026 07:42 PM (KC5Lt

I was able to view the whole thing without being asked for info. There is a little email symbol in the lower left corner that, when clicked, brings up a form to enter email.

Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at August 27, 2026 07:53 PM (OlzlW)

39 Had an interesting afternoon yesterday. Decided to play hooky and join some friends cruising around Newport Harbor, checking out the boats and drinking beer.

Eventually we came upon a group of flashing police lights on a police boat, more cop cars at the base of the dock and cops on the dock and standing on a Hinckley Bermuda 40 that was tied to the dock. We started to cruise over and see what was up and the cops aggressively told us to stay back.

Found out later that some 20 something boat worker from Newport had stolen the Hinckley in NJ, sailed it to Newport and then got into a gunfight with the cops. He lost. Permanently. Not something you see every day around the harbor.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 27, 2026 07:53 PM (viF8m)

40 Last post

I hope Hasan Piker is so radioactive he glows more than a Fibbie in Kirsche's chat.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 27, 2026 07:53 PM (2GVsD)

41 I was able to view the whole thing without being asked for info. There is a little email symbol in the lower left corner that, when clicked, brings up a form to enter email.

Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace
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Wonder how many people would read an email before it got to Trump.
If ever.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 27, 2026 07:56 PM (+UcOf)

42 Okay the anger has passed.
Posted by: polynikes at August 27, 2026 07:42 PM (KC5Lt

I was able to view the whole thing without being asked for info. There is a little email symbol in the lower left corner that, when clicked, brings up a form to enter email.
Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at August 27, 2026 07:53 PM (OlzlW)
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Even using Brave I was asked TWICE if I wanted to provide an email address to receive a newsletter. Fortunately, I could "X" out of them and they weren't too intrusive, but I still find that behavior annoying.

This is exactly why the internet in general has become such a cesspool of advertising. THEY CRAM IT RIGHT IN YOUR FACE!

Ace's website is tame compared to some.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 27, 2026 07:56 PM (FZ29D)

43 Posted by: JackStraw at August 27, 2026 07:53 PM (viF8m

Crazy people seem to be popping up more frequently though it could just be a false perception.

Posted by: polynikes at August 27, 2026 07:58 PM (KC5Lt)

44 What do they sound like?

"nom-nom-nom"

Posted by: Oddbob at August 27, 2026 07:58 PM (vTZFs)

45 whitehouse.gov

https://tinyurl.com/2xa6dfh8

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy
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What Chinese escapades into 100 systems last month.
Remote access to controllers from China.
What could go wrong?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 27, 2026 07:59 PM (+UcOf)

46 Crazy people seem to be popping up more frequently though it could just be a false perception.

I don't think there are more crazy people, they just have internet access now to make themselves more conspicuous.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 27, 2026 07:59 PM (vTZFs)

47 >>Crazy people seem to be popping up more frequently though it could just be a false perception.

I can't figure out what his plan was. Stealing a very well known and easy to identify boat and then hiding in one of the biggest sailing harbors on the east coast? And they getting into a gun battle with the cops?

He must have had a death wish.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 27, 2026 08:01 PM (viF8m)

48 Star Trek is on. It's the one with the ugly alien in a box.

Posted by: fd at August 27, 2026 08:01 PM (MWfyi)

49 We don't ever get to see it but I think they have Whoopie's head in there.

Posted by: fd at August 27, 2026 08:02 PM (MWfyi)

50
I saw that groundhog video on 9gag the other day, I felt so sorry for the trauma it was going through. I also larfed my a$$ off.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at August 27, 2026 08:02 PM (+EypJ)

51 He must have had a death wish.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 27, 2026 08:01 PM (viF8m)
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Yeah, he probably did.

Maybe he watched the Pirates of the Caribbean movies and thought he was CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 27, 2026 08:03 PM (FZ29D)

52 He was more of a pirate than I'll ever be.

Posted by: fd at August 27, 2026 08:04 PM (MWfyi)

53
This is exactly why the internet in general has become such a cesspool of advertising. THEY CRAM IT RIGHT IN YOUR FACE!

Ace's website is tame compared to some.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
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Or you are reading an article and an A/V news item pops up.
Search for the X, continue reading, scroll a bit and another
A/V news item pops up.
Don't know who things this crap is productive.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 27, 2026 08:04 PM (+UcOf)

54 I like going to a web site to read something and a video pops up over it. That makes me happy.

Posted by: fd at August 27, 2026 08:05 PM (MWfyi)

55 Are we going to get into a Four Yorkshiremen contest of bad dental experiences?

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at August 27, 2026 08:06 PM (zZSxi)

56 Or you are reading an article and an A/V news item pops up.
Search for the X, continue reading, scroll a bit and another
A/V news item pops up.
Don't know who things this crap is productive.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 27, 2026 08:04 PM (+UcOf)
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Whoever thought that was a good idea should be stashed away in The Barrel for all eternity, with their head on a pike outside The Barrel, as a warning to everyone that some advertising is NOT ACCEPTABLE.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 27, 2026 08:06 PM (FZ29D)

57 Have a good night everyone

Posted by: Skip at August 27, 2026 08:07 PM (Ia/+0)

58 Dental experiences? Luxury! We had one tooth we had to share. We could never have a family dinner together.

Posted by: fd at August 27, 2026 08:07 PM (MWfyi)

59 Is jelly roll the fat guy married to the porn lady?

Posted by: nckate at August 27, 2026 08:09 PM (enNUy)

60 We used to have to gum our dirt until we figured out how to make smoothies.

Posted by: fd at August 27, 2026 08:09 PM (MWfyi)

61 Maybe he watched the Pirates of the Caribbean movies and thought he was CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
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Captain Jack would have taken that baby out to sea.

Bahama, here I come.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 27, 2026 08:10 PM (+UcOf)

62
Jelly Roll does have a pleasant unique voice.
Posted by: polynikes

Definitely. But I'm waaaaaaayyy past the point where I let any entertainment whore, with face tats too, tell me what to think or do.

He can have a coke and a smile and shut the fvck up.
# Eddie Murphy back in the 80s

Posted by: BifBewalski - at August 27, 2026 08:11 PM (+EypJ)

63 Are we going to get into a Four Yorkshiremen contest of bad dental experiences?
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy

Luxury!

Posted by: A Yorkshireman at August 27, 2026 08:11 PM (l26NL)

64 We had five minutes of rain today.

That's like getting a lapdance.

Posted by: polynikes at August 27, 2026 08:12 PM (KC5Lt)

65 Whoa, those little puppies are sissies!

Posted by: Felix the Cat at August 27, 2026 08:12 PM (JM9I6)

66 This immigration thing is out of control:

"Two workers at Germany’s busiest airport die of malaria after mosquitoes arrive on plane"

Posted by: fd at August 27, 2026 08:12 PM (MWfyi)

67 He can have a coke and a smile and shut the fvck up.
# Eddie Murphy back in the 80s

Posted by: BifBewalski
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Face tats and felony prison go together.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 27, 2026 08:13 PM (+UcOf)

68 Star Trek is on. It's the one with the ugly alien in a box.
Posted by: fd at August 27, 2026 08:01 PM

That's kind of disrespectful to refer to Captain Pike that way, you know.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 27, 2026 08:13 PM (0sNs1)

69 6 Penguin Facts has been inexplicably banned from X. The truth about penguins is being suppressed. The power of Big Penguin has never been more on display.
Posted by: Penguin Facts

We are on a roll! Best to get in line and stifle!

Posted by: Penguin Pool Petey at August 27, 2026 08:13 PM (JM9I6)

70 Ten years from now I can imagine some poor guy on the news explaining how he got neural implants to cure his paralysis.

But now, whenever he blinks, he sees ads for pron and gambling websites.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 27, 2026 08:14 PM (Sco7b)

71 Ten years from now I can imagine some poor guy on the news explaining how he got neural implants to cure his paralysis.

But now, whenever he blinks, he sees ads for pron and gambling websites.
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 27, 2026 08:14 PM (Sco7b)
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The show Futurama ran with this idea in several episodes.

In one, people who go online in a Matrix-like environment are physically attacked by aggressive ads.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 27, 2026 08:16 PM (FZ29D)

72 Posted by: BifBewalski - at August 27, 2026 08:11 PM (+Ey

I'm right there with ya.

On that note, I started my Nike boycott in 2018 without caring if it had any effect or not just like all my boycotts. It's just personal. I think this is probably the first where I saw an actual significant effect.

Posted by: polynikes at August 27, 2026 08:16 PM (KC5Lt)

73 We are on a roll! Best to get in line and stifle!
Posted by: Penguin Pool Petey at August 27, 2026 08:13 PM

Shouldn't you be adding some "fresh"ness to the penguin wastelands visible from space?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 27, 2026 08:17 PM (0sNs1)

74 This immigration thing is out of control:

"Two workers at Germany’s busiest airport die of malaria after mosquitoes arrive on plane"
Posted by: fd at August 27, 2026 08:12 PM (MWfyi)
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When I lived in Germany, I'd get freaked out by the crane flies or "mosquito eaters." They looked like giant mosquitos.

Turns out they don't actually eat mosquitos and are completely harmless.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 27, 2026 08:18 PM (FZ29D)

75 Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 27, 2026 08:16 PM (FZ29D)

Dave Chappell did it first and was the funniest.

Posted by: polynikes at August 27, 2026 08:18 PM (KC5Lt)

76 Shouldn't you be adding some "fresh"ness to the penguin wastelands visible from space?
Posted by: Duncanthrax

That's one!

Posted by: Penguin Pool Petey.. at August 27, 2026 08:18 PM (JM9I6)

77 Turns out they don't actually eat mosquitos and are completely harmless.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 27, 2026 08:18 PM

You know what does eat mosquitoes? By the hundreds of thousands?

Bats!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 27, 2026 08:19 PM (0sNs1)

78 Turns out they don't actually eat mosquitos and are completely harmless.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 27, 2026 08:18 PM (FZ29D)

Same with what we called mosquito hawks in Louisiana. I think everyone else calls them dragon flies, right.

Wasn't until I was in college before I became aware they didn't eat mosquitoes.

Posted by: polynikes at August 27, 2026 08:20 PM (KC5Lt)

79 You know what does eat mosquitoes? By the hundreds of thousands?

Bats!
Posted by: Duncanthrax

That's two!

Posted by: Penguin Pool Petey.... at August 27, 2026 08:21 PM (JM9I6)

80 In one, people who go online in a Matrix-like environment are physically attacked by aggressive ads.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 27, 2026 08:16 PM (FZ29D)

I remember that one.

Okay, puppy's down here and caregiving should be slowing down now. Everyone have a good night. Work to do.

Getting there.

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 27, 2026 08:22 PM (Sco7b)

81 Ubisoft sold NOTHING on Steam

-
Think of the profit margin!

Ubisoft used to be one of my favorite developers but the last several years they've repeatedly pulled some bone head moves.p

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at August 27, 2026 08:22 PM (ndZc7)

82 Barn Swallows eat more mosquitoes than Purple Martins.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 27, 2026 08:23 PM (+UcOf)

83 I'm watching How the Universe Works TV series. If I go by this show, I think the STEM field where women are most prominent is astrophysics.

Posted by: polynikes at August 27, 2026 08:24 PM (KC5Lt)

84 A Canadian on DU is touting a graphic reputedly shown on MSNOW:

"New polling shown on MSNOW graphic right now is very encouraging!

A Survey Center at Texas Southern University Poll from Aug. 18-21 shows:

Bobby Pulido (D) leading 50-45 for the House,
James Talarico(D) leading Ken Paxton 50-42,
and in the Governors race, Hinojosa leading Abbott 47-44.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 27, 2026 08:24 PM (0sNs1)

85 I just saw some idiot at the gym put a water bottle in the Pringles holder on the treadmill.

Posted by: clarence at August 27, 2026 08:25 PM (YM6op)

86 Typical for the Bat Lobby. Fanciful tales of eating gobs of mosquitoes, when all they aspire to is breaking into your attic spreading fleas and rabies. Oh, and nesting in ladies bouffant hairstyles. They are worse than Somalis!

Posted by: Penguin Alliance For Truth And Justice at August 27, 2026 08:26 PM (JM9I6)

87 A Survey Center at Texas Southern University Poll from Aug. 18-21 shows:

Bobby Pulido (D) leading 50-45 for the House,
James Talarico(D) leading Ken Paxton 50-42,
and in the Governors race, Hinojosa leading Abbott 47-44.

Posted by: Duncanthrax
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Texas Southern University, hmmmmm

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 27, 2026 08:26 PM (+UcOf)

88 Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 27, 2026 08:26 PM (+UcOf)

Makes sense if they are polling just black voters.

Posted by: polynikes at August 27, 2026 08:27 PM (KC5Lt)

89 Groundhogs are asshoe. It always brightened my day when Moose the lab would get ahold of one.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 27, 2026 08:27 PM (IivNP)

90 13 For you who threatened to stop listening to have Jelly Roll's music over what he's said about President Trump, you now have his permission to do so:

"So for those who threatened to STOP listening to my music based on my comments last night, I just wanna say with conviction, GO RIGHT AHEAD!"
Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at August

I'd have to start first.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 27, 2026 08:32 PM (AdHga)

91 Star Wars: Bass Windu feat. Obi Dawg, "I Got the High Ground Now" --

https://tinyurl.com/34ex7xpr

"I'm slappin' base, you're slappin' younglings ...".

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 27, 2026 08:32 PM (kpS4V)

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