Wednesday Night ONT - September 2, 2026 [TRex]

Good evening Horde! The time has come for mid-week shenanigans of the overnight variety. The bar is open and (mostly) re-stocked. Step up and place your order.

Welcome to the Wednesday night ONT which means another edition of random overnight fun and games. Pull up a chair and join the fun. Good will offerings of amusing puns are encouraged. Pants are optional. Be nice to your fellow commenters and AoS contributors. If you're a troll, go away.

This is a Tucker, Candace, Megyn, and Bill Kristol free zone. Please.

[Top photo: Seymour, Tennessee]

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ONT Grocery Shopping List

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Apparently people in Georgia like their watermelons.

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Not a parody or AI:

I am favorably inclined to the Deere but when I think of John Deere, it also conjures thoughts of "outdoor scents" that seem sub-optimal for my personal care needs.

I am curious about the "limited edition" packaging. Are potential buyers considering a purchase of John Deere deodorant at Walmart because it is a collectible? It must trigger an unconscious need-to-buy instinct. In related news, there are probably many reasons that I don't work in marketing...

Does anyone have an inside source at Walmart to find out how many of these are actually being sold?

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How bad did it have to be to earn a name like that? Supposedly in Montana.

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Mandatory Maiden

Wrathchild live in Dublin (2017)

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Niche YouTube Channel of the Week

Tonight's feature is a YouTube channel called Hydraulic Press Channel. The premise is simple - what do things look like when they're smashed in a hydraulic press?

That's it. No narration, explanation, or elaborate plots. Just smashing things.

You could be thinking one of two things. Either (a) a single YouTube channel dedicated to smashing things? really? or (b) Awesome!

Apparently lots of people think it is awesome - the channel has over 10.3 million subscribers. Many videos have millions of views. It all started ten years ago with a minute and a half video of smashing a golf ball.

The question is not what has been smashed on the channel. The better question is what has yet to be smashed. If you can think of it and it fits beneath a hydraulic press, it has probably been smashed.

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Pittsburgh Scanner

The Pittsburgh police scanner in internet treasure. Thank you people of Pittsburgh and thank you Pittsburgh scanner!

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Do you like train songs? Of course you do! Billy Strings for the big ONT finish:

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Correspondence can be sent to moronhobbies at protonmail dot com where it will be promptly transferred to an undetermined department for processing. Are you lurking ????

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1 T. rex!

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 02, 2026 10:01 PM (AsRFI)

2 Good evening good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 02, 2026 10:01 PM (HaopY)

3 Duffy’s Tavern?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 02, 2026 10:01 PM (hPgrk)

4 Well lookee here.

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen at September 02, 2026 10:01 PM (Q/FnY)

5 Happy happy! I’ve been busting my ass all day!

HAPPY hump Day!

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 02, 2026 10:01 PM (AsRFI)

6 Finished and waiting for it all to begin again.

Posted by: mindful webworker - neverending comments at September 02, 2026 10:01 PM (Cl/mc)

7 Howdy, Dino! Sup, Morons?!?

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at September 02, 2026 10:02 PM (kOluj)

8 1 T. rex!

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 02, 2026 10:01 PM
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nurse r with a first!

Posted by: TRex - farmer dino at September 02, 2026 10:03 PM (XfIK1)

9 Thanks, Dino!

John Deere scented products -- I foresee them on the MoMe door prize table next month!

Posted by: Doof at September 02, 2026 10:03 PM (QLC6i)

10 Oh man!

I was hoping for cheeseburger in paradise!

And I guess I’m nuttier than a snickers bar now?

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 02, 2026 10:03 PM (AsRFI)

11 Colorado has an Oh My God Road. It's not for everyone.

Posted by: Don Black, bringing the funk at September 02, 2026 10:04 PM (ZxPkt)

12
Pittsburgh police should look for a young guy in a Delorean in the vicinity of that lightning-struck church.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 02, 2026 10:04 PM (mmrXZ)

13 The question is not what has been smashed on the channel. The better question is what has yet to be smashed. If you can think of it and it fits beneath a hydraulic press, it has probably been smashed.

Plenty of commies to try the press with.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 02, 2026 10:04 PM (1Ff7Z)

14 ONT Grocery Shopping List

I hope the bakery department carries a matching hamburger bun.

But if they do, it's probably a three-pack.

Posted by: mikeski at September 02, 2026 10:04 PM (VHUov)

15 Nice ONT, TRex! Thanks.

Posted by: LRob in OK at September 02, 2026 10:05 PM (Jr+re)

16 Good evening, Horde!

For those wondering: today's interview seemed to go well, but I won't hear more for another week or so.

Still hoping for last Friday's to work out, honestly, but prayerfully asking for the path to make itself known.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 02, 2026 10:05 PM (aJQbY)

17 After finishing the tile and thinset tear out of the basement bathroom, Dear Wife has declared the new walking shower shall be curbless.

Her shits to give that this requires jackhammering some thickness off of the concrete slab have been misplaced.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 02, 2026 10:05 PM (HaopY)

18 And I guess I’m nuttier than a snickers bar now?

Some guy said that . . . . . .

Posted by: LRob in OK at September 02, 2026 10:06 PM (Jr+re)

19 16 Nice ONT, TRex! Thanks.

Posted by: LRob in OK at September 02, 2026 10:05 PM
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Good evening Sir. Hope you and the little red truck are doing well.

Posted by: TRex - mega burger dino at September 02, 2026 10:06 PM (XfIK1)

20 I am favorably inclined to the Deere but when I think of John Deere, it also conjures thoughts of "outdoor scents" that seem sub-optimal for my personal care needs.
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Ag machinery entangled with fragrance. Back to the content. Thanks for the ONT, Dino.

Posted by: scampydog at September 02, 2026 10:07 PM (ktjUR)

21 John Deere scented products -- I foresee them on the MoMe door prize table next month!
Posted by: Doof

No idea about the new silage and stockyard scents, but the normal Every Man Jack shampoo is decent stuff.

Posted by: mikeski at September 02, 2026 10:07 PM (VHUov)

22 Both of us are well, thank you.

Posted by: LRob in OK at September 02, 2026 10:07 PM (Jr+re)

23 And I guess I’m nuttier than a snickers bar now?
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 02, 2026 10:03 PM (AsRFI)

He backtracked quickly, if you read the thread. Heard about your gun skills, I reckon.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 02, 2026 10:07 PM (1Ff7Z)

24 Iron Maiden first used Frazetta's Deathdealer for their album cover. They used a couple of others subsequent to that and wanted to use more but Frazetta raised the price and they declined.

Too bad . It's almost what defined them.

Posted by: polynikes at September 02, 2026 10:07 PM (KC5Lt)

25 American Flag building usually sell fireworks.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 02, 2026 10:07 PM (pdiue)

26 Phone rings, answered

“Duffy’s Tavern, Duffy ain’t here…”

Posted by: Jus Sayin at September 02, 2026 10:09 PM (zom6H)

27 Doggo and Doof in the comments at the same time! Careful - strange things happen when the trio occupies the same spot on the space/time continuum.

Posted by: TRex - say Club ONT three times at September 02, 2026 10:09 PM (XfIK1)

28 TRex's arms can barely reach the keyboard. Still, he does his duty.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 02, 2026 10:09 PM (zpcJA)

29 Lively night on the 'Burgh scanner. Flasher on the south side, strip of bullets belt. Was there a secret MoMe?

Posted by: scampydog at September 02, 2026 10:10 PM (ktjUR)

30 American Flag building usually sell fireworks.
Posted by: toby928(c)

19 stripes and 33 stars. Not sure when we flew that version.

Posted by: mikeski at September 02, 2026 10:10 PM (VHUov)

31 11 Colorado has an Oh My God Road. It's not for everyone.
Posted by: Don Black, bringing the funk at September 02, 2026 10:04 PM (ZxPkt)

Let me guess... the 34 between Estes and Grand Lake?

Posted by: bring oxygen at September 02, 2026 10:11 PM (88C+u)

32 "Cops told her to put em away and told her to go home."

Outrageous!

Posted by: Jackie Chiles at September 02, 2026 10:11 PM (Q+gd/)

33 Looking at that patty, I assume this is also a Chuck Schumer free zone.

Posted by: 88C+u at September 02, 2026 10:12 PM (88C+u)

34 Iron maiden's Wrathchild, yeah thats always a good one.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 02, 2026 10:13 PM (S41Gd)

35 Can we put Lindsay Clancy in a hydraulic press?

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 02, 2026 10:13 PM (9FfUF)

36 29 Lively night on the 'Burgh scanner. Flasher on the south side, strip of bullets belt. Was there a secret MoMe?

Posted by: scampydog at September 02, 2026 10:10 PM
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The first rule of super secret Pittsburgh MoMe is not to talk about the super secret MoMe but monitoring by the Pittsburgh scanner makes flying under the radar more difficult.

Posted by: TRex - pass me a cold iron dino at September 02, 2026 10:13 PM (XfIK1)

37 Considerably less-popular YouTube channel: cleaning up after the hydraulic pressings.

Posted by: mindful webworker - goooosh at September 02, 2026 10:13 PM (Cl/mc)

38 A fig tart and black walnut ice cream are on the sideboard,

Help yourself.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 02, 2026 10:14 PM (PbWRL)

39
*hears fluorescent light hum*
*winces*

Good evening, Hordians.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 02, 2026 10:14 PM (eRlcH)

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13 The question is not what has been smashed on the channel. The better question is what has yet to be smashed. If you can think of it and it fits beneath a hydraulic press, it has probably been smashed.

Plenty of commies to try the press with.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 02, 2026 10:04 PM (1Ff7Z)

DEEZ NUTZ!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 02, 2026 10:15 PM (DCKjD)

41 They're real, and they're spectacular!

Posted by: East Carson Street Flasher at September 02, 2026 10:15 PM (PE5pE)

42 34 Iron maiden's Wrathchild, yeah thats always a good one.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 02, 2026 10:13 PM
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Love the bassline. A Steve Harris special.

Posted by: TRex - stage manager dino at September 02, 2026 10:15 PM (XfIK1)

43 Seymour, Tennessee is also home to Buck'N Good Donuts.

I'd stop in based on the name alone.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 02, 2026 10:15 PM (HaopY)

44 Doggo and Doof in the comments at the same time! Careful - strange things happen when the trio occupies the same spot on the space/time continuum.
Posted by: TRex - say Club ONT three times at September 02, 2026 10:09 PM (XfIK1)

I don't know about you, but I think the Club could use more Doggo participation.

Posted by: Doof at September 02, 2026 10:15 PM (QLC6i)

45 Thanks for another entertaining ONT, T Rex!

And thanks for the Pittsburgh scanner! Always a treat.

Billy Strings is one talented dude.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 02, 2026 10:16 PM (D/6p1)

46 Would you trust a meat department who can't spell "Colossal"?

Posted by: Joemarine at September 02, 2026 10:16 PM (y171U)

47 I listened to Billy String's new album on youtube last week. Every song on it is good, including this train song.

Posted by: huerfano at September 02, 2026 10:17 PM (2Xqig)

48 44 Doggo and Doof in the comments at the same time! Careful - strange things happen when the trio occupies the same spot on the space/time continuum.
Posted by: TRex - say Club ONT three times at September 02, 2026 10:09 PM (XfIK1)

I don't know about you, but I think the Club could use more Doggo participation.
Posted by: Doof

Agreed! WOOF WOOF WOOF!

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 02, 2026 10:17 PM (0c4bd)

49 33 Looking at that patty, I assume this is also a Chuck Schumer free zone.

Posted by: 88C+u at September 02, 2026 10:12 PM
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Negative, Ghostrider. Ridicule at will.

Posted by: TRex - air boss dino at September 02, 2026 10:17 PM (XfIK1)

50 Let me guess... the 34 between Estes and Grand Lake?
Posted by: bring oxygen at September 02, 2026 10:11 PM (88C+u)

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and a crowbar to extract the seat cushion from your ass-crack....

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at September 02, 2026 10:17 PM (kOluj)

51 If interested I did a painting of the golf hole I recently got a hole in one on that I put as part of a display with the ball. See nic.

Posted by: polynikes at September 02, 2026 10:18 PM (KC5Lt)

52
Would you trust a meat department who can't spell "Colossal"?
Posted by: Joemarine at September 02, 2026 10:16 PM (y171U)

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It's not "Kolosyl"?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 02, 2026 10:18 PM (eRlcH)

53 Iron Maiden first used Frazetta's Deathdealer for their album cover. They used a couple of others subsequent to that and wanted to use more but Frazetta raised the price and they declined.

Too bad . It's almost what defined them.

Posted by: polynikes at September 02, 2026 10:07 PM (KC5Lt)

Are you thinking molly hatchet? Maiden used Derek Riggs artwork on the first bunch of albums. Derek Riggs created "Eddie", the draugr looking mascot.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 02, 2026 10:19 PM (S41Gd)

54 Colorado has an Oh My God Road. It's not for everyone.
Posted by: Don Black, bringing the funk
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There's an unpaved road on the mountains above telluride called black bear road.
It will make you say Oh My God for sure.

Posted by: Florida Peasant at September 02, 2026 10:19 PM (Lo97M)

55 Duffy’s Tavern?

Posted by: Braenyard

https://tinyurl.com/bmkezcw6

Note: Open until 4 AM

Posted by: Second barstool from the back at September 02, 2026 10:20 PM (4RYRd)

56 Good evening morons en bedankt Dino

Going out to Super Duper Burger for lunch tomorrow.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 02, 2026 10:20 PM (RIvkX)

57 19 stripes and 33 stars. Not sure when we flew that version.
Posted by: mikeski
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Middle school social studies teacher somewhere reconsiders a lesson plan.

Posted by: scampydog at September 02, 2026 10:21 PM (ktjUR)

58 Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 02, 2026 10:19 PM (S41Gd)

Yeah my bad. Just about to correct myself but I deserved to be corrected . Hangs head in shame.

Posted by: polynikes at September 02, 2026 10:21 PM (KC5Lt)

59 Where do you procure a bun to Fit that burger?

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 02, 2026 10:21 PM (0c4bd)

60 *hears fluorescent light hum*
*winces*

Good evening, Hordians.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

No problem

It's all in your head

Posted by: Prof. Dr Chikoinanda Wnankpa, with CDC approved Remedies for all Instances at September 02, 2026 10:21 PM (4RYRd)

61 Is it actually deodorant? The second photo looks like it's a way to hide your Jack Daniels. Does whiskey have scents of "rugged nature"? Or is there deodorant that comes out like sunscreen?

Posted by: frammish at September 02, 2026 10:22 PM (rcENI)

62 Hydraulic press

Gallagher with hydraulics.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 02, 2026 10:22 PM (RIvkX)

63 I don't know about you, but I think the Club could use more Doggo participation.
Posted by: Doof

Agreed! WOOF WOOF WOOF!
Posted by: nurse ratched
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You never know!

Posted by: scampydog at September 02, 2026 10:22 PM (ktjUR)

64 V-J Day.
Surrender signed this date, 1945 on the deck of the Missouri. My 'ol man's sub was nearby.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 02, 2026 10:22 PM (2WIwB)

65 Where do you procure a bun to Fit that burger?
Posted by: nurse ratched

Darleen got two

Posted by: do not tell her I said that at September 02, 2026 10:22 PM (4RYRd)

66 Would you trust a meat department who can't spell "Colossal"?

There are quite a number of eyes that label passed before and none of them caught it—or cared. The original request, marketing and sales, the layout artist, the layout artist's manager, the printer, the QA, anyone who was involved in packaging, stocking...

Craftsmanship and pride in one's work is totally dead.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 02, 2026 10:23 PM (U4c/V)

67 I don't know about you, but I think the Club could use more Doggo participation.
Posted by: Doof

Agreed! WOOF WOOF WOOF!
Posted by: nurse ratched
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You never know!
Posted by: scampydog

And moar scampyness

We like scampyness

Posted by: my beer says I'm right at September 02, 2026 10:24 PM (4RYRd)

68 12
Pittsburgh police should look for a young guy in a Delorean in the vicinity of that lightning-struck church.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 02, 2026 10:04 PM (mmrXZ)
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Heh, good one. They looked. All they noted was a tall guy with a 80's hair band haircut holding a giant hammer.

Posted by: Orson at September 02, 2026 10:24 PM (dIske)

69 The Trump commemorative coin is already sold out.

https://tinyurl.com/27u6ps5w

Much butt-hurt among the communists.

If you had some of these, where would you spend them to produce the maximum chimp-like screeching?

Probably good to avoid anywhere where spitting in your food is an option, and you might want to be strapped, just in case.

(and no, this is not illegal...the Thayer Amendment prohibits depicting living people on "bonds, securities, notes, or postal currency". Coins are not mentioned.)

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 02, 2026 10:24 PM (qlLNh)

70 Watching that hydraulic press video, it occurs to me that I probably should not be entrusted with a hydraulic press.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 02, 2026 10:26 PM (zpcJA)

71 Would you trust a meat department who can't spell "Colossal"?
Posted by: Joemarine at September 02, 2026 10:16 PM (y171U)

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Most of San Francisco probably can't spell "colossal" correctly, but they know their meat.

Posted by: Orson at September 02, 2026 10:26 PM (dIske)

72 @66. As someone who works in meat packaging, there are a handful of things about that photo that scream AI slop. The least of which is the misspelling on the label....

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at September 02, 2026 10:27 PM (kOluj)

73 Is it actually deodorant? The second photo looks like it's a way to hide your Jack Daniels.
Posted by: frammish

Their shampoo bottles really are that hip-flask shape. You can't really tell from that photo, but they are slightly convex on the front and slightly concave on the back.

Posted by: mikeski at September 02, 2026 10:27 PM (VHUov)

74 Would you trust a meat department who can't spell "Colossal"?

"Colosal" ees correct speling in my country

Posted by: Meat Department Miguel at September 02, 2026 10:27 PM (4RYRd)

75 Is it actually deodorant?

The hip flask (or 1qt oil container-can't determine z dimension) appears to hold shampoo-conditioner-floor-wax-dessert topping-flea-and-tick-lotion.

I'm wondering if the Mountain Air scent also includes heavy doses of pollen.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 02, 2026 10:27 PM (nAS9C)

76 interested I did a painting of the golf hole I recently got a hole in one on that I put as part of a display with the ball. See nic.
Posted by: polynikes at September 02,

Skilled artist. Competent golfer.
Beginning to not like you bud.

Posted by: From about That Time at September 02, 2026 10:27 PM (sl73Y)

77 *yawn* Long day of appointments. The kittens are doing much better, Pookette is adjusting to school well, and my OB told me that everything is fine, focus on the positive.

Posted by: pookysgirl is a terrible optomist at September 02, 2026 10:28 PM (Wt5PA)

78 Maybe it's from Bill Colosal's Meat Packing Co.

Posted by: polynikes at September 02, 2026 10:28 PM (KC5Lt)

79 The Paolo he also, how you say, pack much meat.

Posted by: The Paolo at September 02, 2026 10:29 PM (TbWk/)

80 Where do you procure a bun to Fit that burger?
Posted by: nurse ratched

I guessed that the same store would have them in the bakery department.

In a three-pack.

Posted by: mikeski at September 02, 2026 10:29 PM (VHUov)

81 Posted by: From about That Time at September 02, 2026 10:27 PM (sl73Y)

Heh . I'm sure others would have additional reasons.

Posted by: polynikes at September 02, 2026 10:30 PM (KC5Lt)

82 All they noted was a tall guy with a 80's hair band haircut holding a giant hammer.
Posted by: Orson at September 02, 2026 10:24 PM (dIske)

*does 'call me' sign by ear*

Posted by: Paul P. at September 02, 2026 10:31 PM (88C+u)

83
Where do you procure a bun to Fit that burger?
Posted by: nurse ratched

I guessed that the same store would have them in the bakery department.

In a three-pack.
Posted by: mikeski

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And as for other ingredients... if you know, you know.

Posted by: The Attack of the Killer Tomatoes at September 02, 2026 10:31 PM (mmrXZ)

84 "Rock Island," a classic train song (of sorts)
https://youtu.be/JZ9U4Cbb4wg

Posted by: mindful webworker - y' gotta know the territory at September 02, 2026 10:32 PM (Cl/mc)

85 Billy Strings is just amazing. Heard an interview with him recently talking about his mom who passed recently and his father who died a long time ago. Wild stories.

Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at September 02, 2026 10:32 PM (r7+Q7)

86 V-J Day.
Surrender signed this date, 1945 on the deck of the Missouri. My 'ol man's sub was nearby.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 02, 2026 10:22 PM (2WIwB)
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Last year the Chicoms had a big parade pretending they had anything to do with it.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 02, 2026 10:33 PM (ZOv7s)

87 I appreciate bluegrass music, but I can't listen to much of it because it very shortly all sounds the same. Billy Strings threads the needle, and makes it something else again. He is the best.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at September 02, 2026 10:35 PM (QaH55)

88 Evenin'

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 02, 2026 10:36 PM (pZ64F)

89 Yeah my bad. Just about to correct myself but I deserved to be corrected . Hangs head in shame.

Posted by: polynikes at September 02, 2026 10:21 PM (KC5Lt)

You can make that mistake and get away with it. If I on the other made the mistake of confusing maiden with molly hatchet Odin would send a death squad after me. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 02, 2026 10:36 PM (S41Gd)

90 Prolly my favorite train song:

https://youtu.be/fuD3NKWZnJY

Also holds a special place in the heart of K-State fans....

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at September 02, 2026 10:36 PM (kOluj)

91
Last year the Chicoms had a big parade pretending they had anything to do with it.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 02, 2026 10:33 PM (ZOv7s)

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The ChiComs didn't do jack. The Nationalists tied up a good chunk of the Jap army for four years. They won by not losing.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 02, 2026 10:37 PM (eRlcH)

92 > I recently got a hole in one
Posted by: polynikes at September 02,

What does golf have in common with communists?

It's an excellent day when you make a hole in one.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 02, 2026 10:38 PM (qlLNh)

93 The ChiComs didn't do jack. The Nationalists tied up a good chunk of the Jap army for four years. They won by not losing.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 02, 2026 10:37 PM (eRlcH)
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You don't have to tell me that! I mean, I have a book...

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 02, 2026 10:39 PM (ZOv7s)

94 I saw Molly Hatchet at a county fair.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 02, 2026 10:39 PM (ZLygy)

95 That big burger patty was a regular-size burger, until they put it under the hydraulic press.

Posted by: mindful webworker - just add cheeeese at September 02, 2026 10:39 PM (Cl/mc)

96 The ChiComs didn't do jack. The Nationalists tied up a good chunk of the Jap army for four years. They won by not losing.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 02, 2026 10:37 PM (eRlcH)

Not to mention it sure as hell wasn't the ChiComs who brought in the AVG flying tigers. They seriously pissed in the Jap's wheaties.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 02, 2026 10:39 PM (S41Gd)

97 Don't know about the JD stuff, but I have a couple of bars of this:

https://shorturl.at/o1X6G

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 02, 2026 10:40 PM (XeU6L)

98
V-J Day.
Surrender signed this date, 1945 on the deck of the Missouri. My 'ol man's sub was nearby.
Posted by: Diogenes

On the surface or submerged?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 02, 2026 10:40 PM (Cqx++)

99 What does golf have in common with communists?

It's an excellent day when you make a hole in one.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 02, 2026 10:38 PM (qlLNh)
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During the Spanish Civil War, the Nationalists wrote slogans to inspire the troops and one of them was "Every communist you kill is one less day in Purgatory."

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 02, 2026 10:41 PM (ZOv7s)

100 100

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at September 02, 2026 10:41 PM (kOluj)

101 If John Deere is creating fragrance, I hope they are smart enough to know what types of fragrance naturally attracts bees, hornets, and yellow jackets and something that doesn't.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 02, 2026 10:42 PM (C/aDH)

102 I grew up in Iowa and have a John Deere tractor here in Tn I will buy the deodorant and shampoo the second I see it To use and for fun

Posted by: Biggest Alfredo at September 02, 2026 10:42 PM (nVdR7)

103 No idea about the new silage and stockyard scents, but the normal Every Man Jack shampoo is decent stuff.
Posted by: mikeski at September 02, 2026 10:07 PM (VHUov)

If the John Deere stick deodorant fails to feed, do you have to take it in to an authorized Deere dealer to repair, or wind up voiding the warranty?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 02, 2026 10:43 PM (1z8ji)

104 Most of San Francisco probably can't spell "colossal" correctly, but they know their meat.
Posted by: Orson at September 02, 2026 10:26 PM (dIske)
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B. I. G.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 02, 2026 10:43 PM (RIvkX)

105 Matthew Kant Cipher

You got that right.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 02, 2026 10:44 PM (u82oZ)

106 Not to mention it sure as hell wasn't the ChiComs who brought in the AVG flying tigers. They seriously pissed in the Jap's wheaties.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 02, 2026 10:39 PM (S41Gd)
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Mao and his rejects hid in caves for most of the war. They launched one offensive that was brushed aside.

That gave him and edge later because the Nationalists had been getting hammered for eight years. They actually beat the Japanese outright a couple of times, but you have dig into the history to find it.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 02, 2026 10:45 PM (ZOv7s)

107 I recently got a hole in one
Posted by: polynikes

me too

Posted by: Took three tries though at September 02, 2026 10:45 PM (4RYRd)

108 Is this thing on?

Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at September 02, 2026 10:45 PM (PE5pE)

109
And the ceremony on the Missouri was the culmination of the most extraordinary untold story of the war: the logistical ability of the US to supply a huge naval force over a distance of thousands of miles.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 02, 2026 10:45 PM (eRlcH)

110 Had to drop my car off at the dealer today and was won I haven't been to before. After work I pulled up to their service area to do a drop off and....they had a car parked in the way blocking entry.

I went into the dealership part and they told me I had to drive all the way around the back of the building. "Its to keep the cars safer" they said.

What the heck? They have hundreds of new cars on the lot and they use one to block off the area were the cars they are working on are located?

1) How bad is crime in this area?
2) Why wouldn't you steal a new car instead of an old busted one?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 02, 2026 10:45 PM (sKqQm)

111 The sticky notes held up pretty well.

Posted by: wth at September 02, 2026 10:45 PM (oq9dX)

112 Much better today after my husband's surprise MRI that he was falling apart (gluteus minimus detached from bone and other stuff).

Not much pain & he's had a few tears fixed in the past with a stem cell injection. No limp, either, thankfully. He may or may not need endoscopic surgery. The result of long distance running for 40yrs.

He found on AI that being a geezer (his words) they may not bother since other muscles are compensating. A rare advantage of being old (altho neither of us look it or act it). It gave me hope.

Spent all morning on the phone getting the MRI sent to the university and top doc's team. Who, I found out, does not operate often on people over 50yrs. However they will find someone. Meanwhile I found two others if we need another opinion. Then I quit and focused on nothing.

Things are looking up.

We may need your prayers in the future, please, as he's only had one tiny surgery in his life (cut thumb tendon, the guitar picking thumb that is fine, one Easter dinner).

So we wait. I'm waiting. Probably won't know squat til next week. Got the MRI faxed & referral letter faxed to "the team."

Eric Clapton's "She's Waiting" 1985

https://tinyurl.com/2yvca3a2

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 02, 2026 10:46 PM (hzuYO)

113 Ha, that Rubik's cube in the hydraulic press said "Hell no, I'm getting out of here."

Posted by: far cry at September 02, 2026 10:46 PM (fmbc9)

114 And the ceremony on the Missouri was the culmination of the most extraordinary untold story of the war: the logistical ability of the US to supply a huge naval force over a distance of thousands of miles.

The Japs and the Nat Socialists claimed Americans couldn't fight, they were just a bunch of shop keepers.

Well, unlike them we could build a war machine out of nothing and use it like no other country could.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 02, 2026 10:46 PM (sKqQm)

115 Evening all,

We have a launch late in the afternoon. Live coverage begins at 4:53 PM EDT

ISRO - GSLV Mk II - EOS-05 (GISAT-1A) 2nd Launch Pad
Satish Dhawan SC, India - Space Affairs Live
Launch Date: September 3, 2026
Launch Time: 5:25 PM EDT (21:25 UTC)

https://youtu.be/44GxFOJWl3w

Posted by: Joyenz at September 02, 2026 10:47 PM (2F0/Y)

116 I recently got a hole in one
Posted by: polynikes at September 02,
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Congrats! And nice painting too.

Posted by: scampydog at September 02, 2026 10:47 PM (41CYW)

117 Other fun facts: the Soviets actually sent "volunteers" with Polikarpov I-16s to fight against the Japanese.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 02, 2026 10:47 PM (ZOv7s)

118
New Hebrew band in town...Guns & Moses.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 02, 2026 10:48 PM (2WIwB)

119 Hey NaCly!

EMAW, and all that good stuff....

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at September 02, 2026 10:48 PM (kOluj)

120 What's pouring?

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 02, 2026 10:48 PM (wVcYX)

121 Don't know about the JD stuff, but I have a couple of bars of this:

https://shorturl.at/o1X6G
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

Smells like...Victory

Posted by: Col. Kilgore at September 02, 2026 10:48 PM (4RYRd)

122 Much better today after my husband's surprise MRI that he was falling apart (gluteus minimus detached from bone and other stuff).

So you finally did it. You nagged his ass off.

Posted by: Just chewed it right off at September 02, 2026 10:49 PM (TbWk/)

123 That gave him and edge later because the Nationalists had been getting hammered for eight years. They actually beat the Japanese outright a couple of times, but you have dig into the history to find it.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 02, 2026 10:45 PM (ZOv7s)

And we abandoned the Nationalists. One of the biggest mistakes in history.

Posted by: polynikes at September 02, 2026 10:49 PM (KC5Lt)

124 If interested I did a painting of the golf hole I recently got a hole in one on that I put as part of a display with the ball. See nic.
Posted by: polynikes at September 02, 2026 10:18 PM (KC5Lt)

Never a hole in one for me, but today I had my first ever chip-in for birdie. Just off the green in the rough on a par 3. Was just trying to get close for a tap-in par but it rolled perfectly forward and left to right and dropped in.

Please clap.

Posted by: Doof at September 02, 2026 10:49 PM (QLC6i)

125 What's pouring?
Posted by: Count de Monet

GET YOUR DOG OFF ME, PREVERT

Posted by: the Morton's Salt Girl at September 02, 2026 10:49 PM (4RYRd)

126 >>I appreciate bluegrass music, but I can't listen to much of it because it very shortly all sounds the same. Billy Strings threads the needle, and makes it something else again. He is the best.

A few years ago he played the Newport Folk Festival and owned it. His version of Summertime was fantastic.

But he plays a lot more than bluegrass. Brilliant musician.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 02, 2026 10:50 PM (viF8m)

127 Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 02, 2026 10:46 PM (hzuYO)

So he, in fact, ran his ass off?

Best of luck!

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 02, 2026 10:51 PM (wVcYX)

128 And we abandoned the Nationalists. One of the biggest mistakes in history.
Posted by: polynikes at September 02, 2026 10:49 PM (KC5Lt)
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Which time? 1949 or 1979?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 02, 2026 10:51 PM (RIvkX)

129 Bad Route Road is Exit 192 off I-94 in Montana.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 02, 2026 10:52 PM (+fdRY)

130
On the exoplanet front, they've found another wild one, GJ 523b. This is a "mega-earth", even more massive than a super-earth. It's about 23 earth masses and 2.5 earth radii (which would translate to a surface gravity of 3.7 g).

It's orbiting a mid-K star, GJ 523, about 87 light years away.

This is an outlier oddball. Very dense, but large radius.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 02, 2026 10:53 PM (w6EFb)

131 RESPECTED AND BELOVED COMRADE KIM JONG-IL TODAY FULFILLED GLORIOUS 18 HOLE-IN-ONE QUOTA IN 14 HOLES

Posted by: Official DPRK Informations at September 02, 2026 10:53 PM (4RYRd)

132 Very dense, but large radius.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 02, 2026 10:53 PM (w6EFb)

I think I dated her once, back one summer during college.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 02, 2026 10:54 PM (wVcYX)

133 Very dense, but large radius.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 02, 2026 10:53 PM (w6EFb)
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The Paolo, he hear this before.

Posted by: The Paolo at September 02, 2026 10:55 PM (RIvkX)

134 Please clap.
Posted by: Doof at September 02, 2026 10:49 PM (QLC6i)

Consider an appropriate golf clap rendered.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 02, 2026 10:55 PM (DCKjD)

135 Which time? 1949 or 1979?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 02, 2026 10:51 PM (RIvkX)

Heh. 45 since the commies took over in 49.

But if we helped in 45-49 there would not be anything to abandon in 79.

Posted by: polynikes at September 02, 2026 10:57 PM (KC5Lt)

136 122 Much better today after my husband's surprise MRI that he was falling apart (gluteus minimus detached from bone and other stuff).

So you finally did it. You nagged his ass off.
Posted by: Just chewed it right off at September 02, 2026 10:49 PM (TbWk/)
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Nah. I ain't no nag.

I might break the ice and interject that it was too much sex with the university crew to flip my husband right out. heh.

He ran too far for too long. Was known as an "elite" runner in his prime. 4min miles, which girls are breaking now in HS. To run that fast for many miles is now taking its toll.

I hate running. He hates swimming. Guess what he might have to do in rehab either way? I told him to swim when we had a pool in FL, "but he didn't like it."

Well, here we are now with me limber and him falling apart.

I love him madly and someone is going to fix him if he needs it (the lady on the phone realized this about the over 50yrs comment for King Doctor of Ortho).

I have my ways...

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 02, 2026 10:57 PM (hzuYO)

137 One of the things not discussed enough is just how unlikely our solar system is.

The earth just the mass it is, at just the distance it is, with just the right sized moon, with just the right sized Jupiter and so on...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 02, 2026 10:57 PM (sKqQm)

138 What's going on with Pixy tonight? The way the page is loading it looks like he's down to his last hamster.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 02, 2026 10:57 PM (4Je4D)

139 This is an outlier oddball. Very dense, but large radius.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 02, 2026 10:53 PM (w6EFb)

Well, the littler ones are going to be harder to see. And the people on them have their shades drawn, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 02, 2026 10:58 PM (1z8ji)

140 Please clap.
Posted by: Doof

We fix you Ok Joe

Posted by: Bangkok Medical Clinic Soi Cowboy at September 02, 2026 10:58 PM (4RYRd)

141 Today
U.S. District Judge Deborah Boardman, Greenbelt, Maryland, granted immigrant rights advocates’ request for a preliminary injunction.

“The President has tried, through Executive Order, to upend our country’s longstanding tradition of birthright citizenship and eliminate, for large swaths of Americans, the right to citizenship by birth, a right enshrined in the Citizenship Clause of the Fourteenth Amendment,”
_Judge C. Bitch

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 02, 2026 10:59 PM (hPgrk)

142
The earth just the mass it is, at just the distance it is, with just the right sized moon, with just the right sized Jupiter and so on...
Posted by: 18-1 at September 02, 2026 10:57 PM (sKqQm)

__________

Pure, random coincidence, nothing more.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 02, 2026 10:59 PM (eRlcH)

143 Please clap.
Posted by: Doof
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Best i can do is a tail wag. Congrats on your chip in.

Posted by: scampydog at September 02, 2026 10:59 PM (41CYW)

144 Eric with Phil Collins on drums live

Layla 1985

https://tinyurl.com/39ehs8kd

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 02, 2026 11:00 PM (hzuYO)

145 One of the things not discussed enough is just how unlikely our solar system is.

The earth just the mass it is, at just the distance it is, with just the right sized moon, with just the right sized Jupiter and so on...
Posted by: 18-1 at September 02, 2026 10:57 PM (sKqQm)

I'm currently watching the series How the Universe Works. Makes you think about what you posted even more.

Posted by: polynikes at September 02, 2026 11:00 PM (KC5Lt)

146 Very dense, but large radius.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 02, 2026 10:53 PM (w6EFb)

I think I dated her once, back one summer during college.
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 02, 2026 10:54 PM (wVcYX)

You dated Stacey Abrams? It sounds like it could be her home planet.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 02, 2026 11:01 PM (qx7Zg)

147 Half a century ago, when MiladyJo and I had been "together" for just a few months, we went to her home town, Chicago, to (gulp) meet her family and celebrate Christmas and New Year's.

She wanted us to go to the New Year's Eve show at the Earl of Old Town, so one day when we were out buying Christmas gifts, we stopped by the bar to buy tickets. There was nobody in the bar but the bartender and some guy up on stage, a short young fellow, dressed in raggedy blue jeans and a big smile, strumming on a beat-up old guitar.

As we stood there, he burst out with a familiar train song. We listened a while, then headed out to shop more.

I turned to her and exclaimed, that was a great version of that song! She replied, it ought to be, that was the guy who wrote it. I said, you mean we just walked out of a private performance with the guy we just bought tickets to see on New Year's?!? Yup. We should have just gone back in.

But we caught his show that New Year's, and the second set, and many New Year's shows subsequently. Great songwriter, energetic performer, and a great guy. Gone 'way too soon.

https://youtu.be/e4ztWNJYFrU

G'nite, y'all.💤

Posted by: mindful webworker - just add cheeeese at September 02, 2026 11:01 PM (Cl/mc)

148 What's going on with Pixy tonight? The way the page is loading it looks like he's down to his last hamster.
Posted by: Cicero

Someone told him that hampsters are gluten-free

Posted by: not much meat on the bones, though at September 02, 2026 11:01 PM (4RYRd)

149 Please clap.
Posted by: Doof

Polite golf clap rendered.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 02, 2026 11:02 PM (wVcYX)

150 And we abandoned the Nationalists. One of the biggest mistakes in history.
Posted by: polynikes at September 02, 2026 10:49 PM (KC5Lt)
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We didn't abandon them, we tied their hands behind their backs. As soon as the war ended, the Nationalists were really to wipe out the Commies, but was said "no, wait, be nice, form a unity government" and they had to comply.

There were two times the Chicoms could have been wiped off the face of the earth, but weren't. I'm thinking there's some deeper purpose in all of this.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 02, 2026 11:02 PM (ZOv7s)

151
Well, Astros won and the Rangers lost. The 2026 AL West race is all the contenders running backwards.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 02, 2026 11:02 PM (eRlcH)

152 I watched the 5th episode of Space King and...wow.

If you like Warhammer this show really knows how to riff of of it.

Is Henry Cavill's show ever going to be done?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 02, 2026 11:03 PM (sKqQm)

153 I love him madly and someone is going to fix him if he needs it (the lady on the phone realized this about the over 50yrs comment for King Doctor of Ortho).

I have my ways...
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 02, 2026 10:57 PM (hzuYO)

... and your Insomniac brand tire iron....

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 02, 2026 11:03 PM (qx7Zg)

154 I recently got a hole in one
Posted by: polynikes at September 02,

Congrats!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at September 02, 2026 11:04 PM (2WIwB)

155 Surrender signed this date, 1945 on the deck of the Missouri. My 'ol man's sub was nearby.
Posted by: Diogenes
On the surface or submerged?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
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My uncle's carrier was at the mouth of Tokyo Bay that day, and he was on it.

Posted by: The Grateful at September 02, 2026 11:04 PM (XfIK1)

156
So he, in fact, ran his ass off?

Best of luck!
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 02, 2026 10:51 PM (wVcYX)

*********
Aye. And thanks. We are trying to hang in there for another decade. My plan is to blast off first. When I say this he says he can help me achieve this with a twinkle in his lovely green eyes and I laugh. I'm sure there have been times he wante to blast me into orbit.

We met 50yrs this month and I intend to celebrate with his shredded self. I do hope he won't need surgery as it's a long haul for rehab on crutches. I won't think about this tonight.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 02, 2026 11:05 PM (hzuYO)

157 Well, the littler ones are going to be harder to see. And the people on them have their shades drawn, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Seems like there should be a Gladys Kravitz telescope and observatory

Posted by: the first Darren was better than the other one and less gay at September 02, 2026 11:05 PM (4RYRd)

158 I recently got a hole in one
Posted by: polynikes at September 02,

Congrats!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at September 02, 2026 11:04 PM (2WIwB)

If this were a tire blog, condolences would be in order.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 02, 2026 11:05 PM (1z8ji)

159 ... and your Insomniac brand tire iron....
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 02, 2026 11:03 PM (qx7Zg)
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He's hanging in there, by the way. For those of you of a praying sort, maybe give him a passing mention.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 02, 2026 11:05 PM (ZOv7s)

160 Bad Route Road is Exit 192 off I-94 in Montana.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
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Warwoman Rd., N. GA
A fine motorcycle ride.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 02, 2026 11:06 PM (XeU6L)

161 Thanks for the ONT.

That gigantic hamburger patty. Now I'm hungry.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 02, 2026 11:07 PM (Y/06r)

162 ... and your Insomniac brand tire iron....
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

The branding is not, and should not be, construed as any suggestion or endorsement of any particular use or course of action.

Posted by: Insom the lawyer's lawyer at September 02, 2026 11:08 PM (4RYRd)

163 Report on the Dominion Con in Hamilton Ontario by John Carter's Substack.
"The Dominion Society was founded barely over a year ago, and rapidly exploded to over three thousand members across the country. It is a peaceful and explicitly non-partisan political advocacy group dedicated to advancing the cause of remigration within Canadian civil society. "

https://tinyurl.com/49bz9v63

One of the pull quotes:

"Back in Hamilton, Andrea Horwath hosted a little Hope Not Hate demo at City Hall, attended by a small clutch of geriatrics high on the ghost of John Lennon and the paramoral rush of dispossessing their children for cheap labour and expensive real estate. The contrast between the small gatherings of elderly leaflibs and spiteful mutants on the one hand, and the predominantly young, male, clean-cut DomCon attendees on the other, was, well, exactly what you’d expect really."

Posted by: Kindltot at September 02, 2026 11:09 PM (rbvCR)

164 He's hanging in there, by the way. For those of you of a praying sort, maybe give him a passing mention.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

Maybe he could stop by?

Posted by: Miklos sez Hi at September 02, 2026 11:09 PM (4RYRd)

165 So, if I buy a bottle of John Deere shampoo do I own the bottle or have I merely purchased a revocable license to use it?

Posted by: PabloD at September 02, 2026 11:10 PM (6oTRF)

166 mindful webworker - just add cheeeese at 147:

Back in the day when I'd actually go to Seattle because it was fun and reasonably safe, I occasionally catch Kenny G working new material on a street corner at Pikes Place Market. Very cool.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 02, 2026 11:12 PM (2WIwB)

167 17 -- Tonypete -- Like me, your wife might be a little concerned about stability. Perhaps offer her a couple of really good handholds in exchange for removing the curb.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at September 02, 2026 11:13 PM (DK5Sh)

168 That gigantic hamburger patty. Now I'm hungry.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 02, 2026 11:07 PM (Y/06r)

I was calculating how big a pizza crust I would need to sandwich that bad boy.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 02, 2026 11:14 PM (S41Gd)

169 Very nice ONT Trex, thanks!

If you're looking for more niche YT channels, check out
tensióne. Very interesting instrumental stuff, nicely moody and well recorded.

And if you love old-school animation, I invite you to check out Sally Cruikshank. A brilliant animator and wonderful storyteller.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 02, 2026 11:14 PM (CHHv1)

170 Today I cooked down tomato sauce, and canned it, and both prepped plums for drying and canned some as well. I also made a crock pot pork roast, and an execrable plum Kuchen that I threw out.
So I was busy most of the day, but not always successful.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 02, 2026 11:15 PM (rbvCR)

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