Support




Contact
Ace:
aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
CBD:
cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
Powered by
Movable Type





Quick Hits

Why are drug stores closing locations in blue cities and turning them into "medicine deserts" where old people must travels miles and miles to get prescriptions filled? I don't know why. It makes no sense. It must be Because Racism.


@EYakoby

BREAKING: USAID confirms that over 100 UNWRA staff directly participated in the October 7th attacks or have affiliation with Hamas.

Exactly what we've said for three years.

Blue on Blue Violence. I sure hope no one gets hurt.


A trio of vocally pro-Israel House Democrats were given powerful posts on the House Foreign Affairs Committee on Tuesday, with one taking the reins of the subcommittee that oversees U.S.-Middle East policy.

Why it matters: It is a substantial win for the party's pro-Israel wing despite growing pro-Palestinian sentiment among the party's grassroots.

And it could have global ramifications, with Rep. Jared Moskowitz (D-Fla.) indicating that, if he becomes chair of the Middle East and North Africa subcommittee next year, he will use the position to shore up U.S. support for Israel.

"If Democrats take control of the House, I'll be in a position to help steer U.S. policy on Israel and the Middle East," he told Axios.

Driving the news: In addition to Moskowitz leading Democrats on the MENA subcommittee, pro-Israel Reps. Debbie Wasserman Schultz (D-Fla.) and Wesley Bell (D-Mo.) were appointed to the Foreign Affairs Committee on Tuesday.

Rep. Mark Pocan (D-Wisc.), a pro-Palestinian progressive and prolific critic of the pro-Israel group AIPAC, was also appointed to the panel.

Moskowitz, Wasserman Schultz and Bell all dispatched left-wing primary challengers this election cycle who went after their support of Israel.

Mamdani discovers another religion he must make submit.

New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani said on Tuesday he did not support an upcoming event in his city featuring the leader of the Hindu nationalist group that is the ideological parent of India's ruling Bharatiya Janata Party (BJP).

Mohan Bhagwat, chief of the Rashtriya Swayamsevak Sangh (RSS), is scheduled to speak at a Manhattan event on Saturday, according to the event's website.

"I don't support the rally, but I don't know if the city has any jurisdiction to cancel a private event," Mamdani, who is the first Muslim and Indian American mayor of New York City, said when asked if the event should be canceled.

"The vision of India that I was taught by my family and one that I grew up being very familiar with was of a pluralistic society of a secular Republic that believed in the belonging of each and every person who was from India. And it has been incredibly troubling to see the rise of a movement that is predicated on an exclusionary vision."

Oh he demands India be an "inclusive" government?

Does he make the same demand of Muslim governments, I do wonder?

No I don't wonder that at all.

Woman parodies the darkest of all social media "trends," "Mothers" proudly telling the world they hate their children and would do the "Same" as Lindsay.

Note that is a parody. I wouldn't say she's undermining the seriousness of this situation. I myself have found it difficult to even talk about it, because it's so dark and disgusting and speaks poorly for the future of mankind. And I mean the short-term future -- what will happen in 10-15 years? How many Child-Murdering Feminist "Heroes" will we live to see?

For me, the only way I can even begin to address this horror is through parodies like this.

THEN: Chris Cuomo says that covid "misinformation" is the greatest threat to this country and must be suppressed through censorship.

LATER: Chris Cuomo says he never advocated for censorship and is stridently a free speech warrior.

Woke 1 was crazyyyy, man.

Is Michigan okay?

fckthenuclearfamily.jpg

Abdulrahman Hussein Al-Sayed: Why do people keep asking me about my most prominent surrogate who I've campaigned with for a year?

And why do we have to talk about my embrace of cutting off the dicks and tits of confused children? Can't we just talk about "gas prices," which I never mentioned through four years of Biden?

Completely unrelated video.

Chunk has thoughts:

By the way: Hunter Biden supports Hasan Piker. And so does Super-Conservative THE Rick Wilson, who says that Piker's call for actual violence against American Jews is just "shit-talking."

And also by the way: Rick Wilson is such a non-entity that account doesn't even mention his name. (May it be accursed forever, and may his shame follow his children forever like flies follow the droppings of an ass.)

Transgender woman, by which I mean low-T man, "Sarah" McBride: It's "cruel" and "inhumane" to deport foreign criminals, including terrorists, murderers, and child murderers.

Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh

Holy smokes YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS UP.

Democrats are rallying behind this illegal alien saying he was wrongfully arrested by ICE, because he's a "father"

It turns out -- he's a convicted CHILD ABUSER, has been charged for criminal s*xual PENETRATION, child abuse, domestic violence, and child abandonment, per @AliBradleyTV

THIS IS WHO THEY DEFEND

They didn't stop to wait for the facts to come out because they don't actually care.

In fact, they want him to vote in our elections, not just NOT be deported.


candaceowensturns.jpg

Okay, that one is actually fake.

For the moment. We'll see.

Rubio's work is never done:

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:10 PM




Comments

(Jump to bottom of comments)

1 Quickies!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 26, 2026 06:11 PM (ExV1e)

2 I haz nooded.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 26, 2026 06:11 PM (ExV1e)

3 Who wouldn't want to pick up their prescriptions at a place that resembles an escape room.

And toothpaste.

Go back to square three.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 26, 2026 06:12 PM (Sco7b)

4 "Nuclear family domicile"?

Like one of those fallout shelter thingies they had back in the '50s?

Posted by: Overly Literal Guy at August 26, 2026 06:13 PM (IG3/x)

5 Not for nothing, Rubio looks better than most transvestites.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 26, 2026 06:15 PM (XV/Pl)

6 He doesn’t support the rally and his first impulse: check to see if I can cancel it!

GTFO
You are not American

Posted by: Lizzy at August 26, 2026 06:15 PM (4KUe5)

7 > 3 Who wouldn't want to pick up their prescriptions at a place that resembles an escape room.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 26, 2026 06:12 PM (Sco7b)

Right. At some point the expense of the security becomes so great, and the annoyance of it drives away so many legitimate customers, that there's just no profit to be had.

Maybe MummyDummy will open up some free drugstores while he's at it.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 26, 2026 06:16 PM (IG3/x)

8 That is both an amusing and sadly accurate "Free Palestine" mattress /car meme.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 26, 2026 06:16 PM (W90Ou)

9 BREAKING: USAID confirms that over 100 UNWRA staff directly participated in the October 7th attacks or have affiliation with Hamas.


That means the actual number is in the thousands.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 26, 2026 06:17 PM (cpFbA)

10 Free Palestine (with purchase of second Palestine of equal or greater value).

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 26, 2026 06:17 PM (IG3/x)

11 That's right.

Abdul has to get through September 11th and October 7th without saying or doing something stupid.

Good luck.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 26, 2026 06:17 PM (Sco7b)

12 In fact, they want him to vote in our elections, not just NOT be deported.
----
Worse. The Dems want him to run for office or be appointed as a judge.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 26, 2026 06:18 PM (FZ29D)

13 Illegals are the new minority for the Marxists to fight tooth and nail for

Posted by: Skip at August 26, 2026 06:18 PM (Ia/+0)

14 The We Don't Know What A Woman is National Basketball Association has denied White and Kanter eligibility for the draft.

Posted by: Usual Reasons at August 26, 2026 06:19 PM (V362x)

15 UNWRA should be designated a terrorist organization.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 26, 2026 06:19 PM (kLvfY)

16 The Axios "Why it matters:" signal is such a perfect symbol of millennial's and Z's mental retardation. I chuckle every time I see it.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 26, 2026 06:20 PM (dK+Kv)

17 Did Mamdani's parents teach him this pluralistic view of India? Because they sure didn't believe in to be true of Uganda. His family was part of a wealthy colonial class. They were expelled from Uganda in 1972, but returned in the 1980s.

"The Indian (or “Asian”/South Asian) community in Uganda—largely of Gujarati origin, including merchants, traders, and business families who arrived under British colonial rule—was a small minority (roughly 1% or less of the population at its peak of ~80,000–100,000 people). Before Idi Amin’s 1972 expulsion order, they dominated much of the formal economy: contemporary and later accounts commonly state they owned a large majority of businesses (figures often cited in the 75–90% range) and generated the overwhelming share of tax revenues."

Posted by: 29Victor at August 26, 2026 06:20 PM (0MjtC)

18 I sure hope Xcancel comes back soon.

Would be nice to view 90% of the content here and at TGP, Instapundit, CTH, and everywhere else I read.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 26, 2026 06:20 PM (IhL8c)

19 Sweetness, I was only joking when I said
I'd like to smash every tooth in your head.

Thinking the Democrats should play that at their campaign rallies.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at August 26, 2026 06:21 PM (QaH55)

20 Marco on the right looks like a present day version of Sean Young

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 26, 2026 06:22 PM (TbVRb)

21 Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 26, 2026 06:20 PM (dK+Kv)

I think Ace said "Axios is the Highlights for Children of Buzzfeeds". Heh.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 26, 2026 06:22 PM (IhL8c)

22 Amazing someone criticized mourning Dolly Parton for not thinking of the Palis.

That sounds like a meme, it’s so ‘on the nose.’

Seriously, you are an NPC if you respond with that.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 26, 2026 06:22 PM (4KUe5)

23 14 The We Don't Know What A Woman is National Basketball Association has denied White and Kanter eligibility for the draft.
Posted by: Usual Reasons at August 26, 2026 06:19 PM (V362x)

Without actually stating why...

Which makes it... interesting.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 26, 2026 06:23 PM (mP0Kj)

24 Marco Rubio in a reboot of Bosom Buddies and playing both roles?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 26, 2026 06:23 PM (kLvfY)

25 BREAKING: USAID confirms that over 100 UNWRA staff directly participated in the October 7th attacks or have affiliation with Hamas.

Exactly what we've said for three years.
-----

UNWRA should be designated a terrorist organization.
-----

And attacked with whatever military assets we have in the region until they are eliminated.

Posted by: Crusader at August 26, 2026 06:23 PM (TN0g+)

26 first Dolly Parton - now Tim Curry?

They come in threes - so who's next?

Posted by: Boswell at August 26, 2026 06:23 PM (j10i6)

27 “If Democrats take control of the House, I’ll be in a position to help steer US policy on Israel and the Middle East,” Moskowitz told Axios. Glad to see the Dem leadership learned it's lesson! Instead of listening to the democratic voters across the country and push back against Israel, they've decided to go with some of AIPACs favorite stooges. What a joke.

Moskowitz is a self-proclaimed "DeSantis Democrat" so he's a lost cause

anyone in florida chas a mandate from heaven to vote republican just this once. This guy being in charge of israel policy is more dangerous thab another generic republican

Party leadership is still dead set on being pro Israel and most DSA electeds won't even call out Jeffries or Schumer.

The Democrats are really showing the limits of democracy by their refusal to budge on an 80/20 issue because their money demands it. Same with data centers.

Reminder: Favoring any nation over the U.S. is called treason. With DWS and Moskowitz running in newly gerrymandered districts, I won't shed a tear if they lose. 

Idiots. They are buckling down to fight the coming storm. Well, guess what? Ain't gonna happen.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 26, 2026 06:23 PM (G/onT)

28 >>>How many Child-Murdering Feminist "Heroes" will we live to see?

It's not even feminism, even though those retards might be looking to co-opt the situation.

Chick was on every combination of mind and mood altering drugs mathematically possible and was clearly suffering from some post-partum difficulties. Nice hero you got there, uggos.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 26, 2026 06:23 PM (dK+Kv)

29 If the trade ear continues will Canada close the St Lawrence Seaway ? They control 10 of the 12 locks. They closed it before when unions went on strike.
In midterm Senate races 4 swing states are also border states 😁

Posted by: Paul at August 26, 2026 06:23 PM (w54sG)

30 Muslim politicians. You people, Americans, voted for this sharia shitshow. I won't be baited into saying something I can't take back. Time to get more popcorn.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 26, 2026 06:24 PM (FR9Sb)

31 > 22 Amazing someone criticized mourning Dolly Parton for not thinking of the Palis.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 26, 2026 06:22 PM (4KUe5)

Even the DSA expressed condolences.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 26, 2026 06:24 PM (IG3/x)

32 What year did 10/7 happen? The crack UNWRA couldn't slow this anymore? Amateurs. -- The FBI, probably

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 26, 2026 06:24 PM (bX16E)

33 JK Rowlings nuked someone on X who p1ssed on Dolly by calling her a Trumper.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 26, 2026 06:25 PM (kLvfY)

34 30 Muslim politicians. You people, Americans, voted for this sharia shitshow. I won't be baited into saying something I can't take back. Time to get more popcorn.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 26, 2026 06:24 PM (FR9Sb)

Remember all the 9/11 Never Forget stuff?

Apparently Never Forget has a 25 year shelf life.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 26, 2026 06:25 PM (mP0Kj)

35 Boswell

Bill or Joey?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 26, 2026 06:26 PM (kLvfY)

36 There’s nothing wrong with a quickie, you know.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 26, 2026 06:26 PM (W2Pud)

37 I like the 'Any Topic' - 'Palestine' thing.

Topic - I mowed the lawn and my friends' cat Snowflake slept inside all day.

Response - You actually have a house to live in for that cat unlike the poor Palestinians trying to survive the Israeli genocide.


Topic - I wonder if anything happened in the WNBA today.

Response - The evil Jews bombed an elementary school yesterday killing all the 5 year old kids that were there for WNBA appreciation day!!

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 26, 2026 06:27 PM (Sco7b)

38 I don't have the faintest clue who Mike Rogers is but he's got my vote.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 26, 2026 06:28 PM (guGkK)

39 Bill or Joey?
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 26, 2026 06:26 PM (kLvfY)

My money is on Joey Scranton - Billy Bob is too full of STDs - he's preserved in them.

Posted by: Boswell at August 26, 2026 06:28 PM (j10i6)

40 Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 26, 2026 06:28 PM (guGkK)

Republican for Congress Running against Abdullah (sp?) Al,-Sayed in MI

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 26, 2026 06:30 PM (xSAlF)

41 There’s nothing wrong with a quickie, you know.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 26, 2026 06:26 PM (W2Pud)

Not nearly long enough. I am packing a lunch and hanging out all day.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 26, 2026 06:31 PM (dK+Kv)

42 "There’s nothing wrong with a quickie, you know."

With you? Never a quickie. Always a longie!

Posted by: Vlamir D. at August 26, 2026 06:31 PM (29vmI)

43 26 first Dolly Parton - now Tim Curry?

They come in threes - so who's next?

Well, the magic number appears to be 80 Y/o. If you make it past 80 it appears you a golden ....

Posted by: CNN Breaking News at August 26, 2026 06:31 PM (pL0ET)

44 How old is Wolf Blitzer or Al Sharpton?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 26, 2026 06:32 PM (kLvfY)

45 38 I don't have the faintest clue who Mike Rogers is but he's got my vote.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 26, 2026 06:28 P

He's running against Abdul in Michigan. I swear I've seen the commercials they are running against him on Detroit tv before.


Nightly News

-Nepal
- San Francisco Owner prostitution video
- Dolly
- Meta deal
- Khalid al-mohammad to stand trial
- Philly mask guy caught
- Tim Curry

Leading off.

NBC - Nepal
ABC - Nepal
CBS - Nepal.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 26, 2026 06:33 PM (Sco7b)

46 Sec. of State Rubio is looking good! Spectacular, even.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 26, 2026 06:33 PM (7kksU)

47 Republican for Congress Running against Abdullah (sp?) Al,-Sayed in MI
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 26, 2026 06:30 PM (xSAlF)



Thanks.

I would vote for Bubbles the Chimp over that vicious POS Sayed.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 26, 2026 06:34 PM (guGkK)

48 Seriously, you are an NPC if you respond with that.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 26, 2026 06:22 PM


Programming the NPCs is literally what most of the media, our public schools, and our universities spend most of their time performing.

Jedi mind tricks only work on the weak minded, which is why all of the facile propaganda is targeted at Democrats.

Unfortunately, it is working quite well.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 26, 2026 06:34 PM (HlyYF)

49 39 Bill or Joey?
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 26, 2026 06:26 PM (kLvfY)

My money is on Joey Scranton - Billy Bob is too full of STDs - he's preserved in them.

Biden has been brain dead for years and is nothing more than Star Fleet Captain Chris Pike since leaving office...
Technically he does not count for a number 3....

Posted by: Jackson K. at August 26, 2026 06:35 PM (b/4LV)

50 I would vote for Bubbles the Chimp over that vicious POS Sayed.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 26, 2026 06:34 PM (guGkK)
---
Make Great Apes Great Again!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 26, 2026 06:36 PM (FZ29D)

51 How old is Wolf Blitzer or Al Sharpton?
----

Yes

Posted by: Common Tater at August 26, 2026 06:37 PM (7kksU)

52 Shelley Fabares died the other day, age 82.

Posted by: RIP, Mary Stone at August 26, 2026 06:37 PM (JM9I6)

53 New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani said on Tuesday he did not support an upcoming event in his city
***

I foresee the 25th anniversary of 9/11 as being somewhat lit.

Posted by: LASue at August 26, 2026 06:37 PM (lCppi)

54 Well, the magic number appears to be 80 Y/o. If you make it past 80 it appears you a golden ....

Posted by: CNN Breaking News at August 26, 2026 06:31 PM


I believe the latest betting odds for Keith Richards in the dead pool have the over/under currently pegged as the year 2092.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 26, 2026 06:38 PM (HlyYF)

55 Giving a chimp a stripper name should kind of be a red flag somewhere.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 26, 2026 06:38 PM (Sco7b)

56 I just pulled a tick or something out of my leg. Ewwww.

Posted by: LASue at August 26, 2026 06:38 PM (lCppi)

57 Well, the magic number appears to be 80 Y/o. If you make it past 80 it appears you a golden ....

**********

Uhhh, Trump is still 80, so that rule better be some cosmic bullshit

On the other hand everyone on The View looks 80 so here’s hoping…

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at August 26, 2026 06:38 PM (fapp/)

58 99% of the American Sheeple have never heard of Nepal ?

Most think Nepal is Rupals's drag queen sister...

Posted by: Jackson K. at August 26, 2026 06:38 PM (b/4LV)

59 46 Sec. of State Rubio is looking good! Spectacular, even.
Posted by: Common Tater

That Dr. Frank-n-Furter cosplay has me all hot and bothered...

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at August 26, 2026 06:39 PM (G/onT)

60 Cenk is a douche like El Sayed is a douche.

Very condescending when challenged, refuses to address substance, uses cheap debate tactics.

"I demand to know. Has El Sayed stopped beating his wife?"

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 26, 2026 06:39 PM (RIvkX)

61 Sec. of State Rubio is looking good! Spectacular, even.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 26, 2026 06:33 PM (7kksU)


Fabulous, even.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 26, 2026 06:39 PM (rbvCR)

62 Paul Sperry on the Islam encroachment in our cities. Leads off with Paterson NJ:

AMERICAN MEDINAS: TURNING US CITIES INTO ‘BEACHHEADS’ FOR ISLAM

https://tinyurl.com/4kaezh68

Posted by: beckster at August 26, 2026 06:40 PM (kX27y)

63 Why do people on mental health stabilizing drugs keep killing other people?

Posted by: Max Power at August 26, 2026 06:40 PM (SwyyQ)

64 99% of the American Sheeple have never heard of Nepal ?

I spent a week there once. It wasn't so great even before the floods. I can only imagine what its like now.

I do admire their big Stupas, I cannot lie.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 26, 2026 06:40 PM (guGkK)

65 Nepal is a spectacular country with incredible people, living at 15,000' ain't for sissies.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 26, 2026 06:41 PM (7kksU)

66 I would vote for Bubbles the Chimp over that vicious POS Sayed.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 26, 2026 06:34 PM (guGkK)

Not happening.
---

Posted by: Sheryl Crow at August 26, 2026 06:41 PM (L1CjM)

67 The Partition of India occurred in August 1947 when British rule ended, dividing the subcontinent into two independent dominions: India (Hindu-majority) and Pakistan (Muslim-majority). This division was enacted via the Indian Independence Act passed by the British Parliament on July 18, 1947, and implemented on August 14–15, 1947.

Posted by: @SOEarpiece at August 26, 2026 06:41 PM (4NO2D)

68 Key aspects of the partition include:

Causes: Rising communal tensions between Hindus and Muslims, driven by the Two-Nation Theory and demands by Muhammad Ali Jinnah and the Muslim League for a separate Muslim state to ensure political representation.
Borders: The borders, known as the Radcliffe Line, were drawn by Sir Cyril Radcliffe in just five weeks, a hasty process that divided the provinces of Punjab and Bengal along religious lines.
Human Cost: The partition triggered one of history's largest mass migrations, displacing approximately 15 million people. It was accompanied by severe communal violence, resulting in an estimated 200,000 to 2 million deaths.
Long-term Impact: The partition created geopolitical tensions, particularly over Kashmir, and led to the eventual separation of East Pakistan into Bangladesh in 1971. It also left unresolved territorial disputes and deep social scars that continue to influence India-Pakistan relations. You may now continue.

Posted by: @SOEarpiece at August 26, 2026 06:41 PM (4NO2D)

69 Make Great Apes Great Again!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 26, 2026 06:36 PM (FZ29D)


Hear, hear!

Posted by: Kindltot - Free Harambe! at August 26, 2026 06:41 PM (rbvCR)

70 My money's on Chuck Cunningham being the next celeb death. Carrying the burden of being shipped off to college never to be seen again, must be trying to body and soul. The weight of this for a half century is too much to bear.

Posted by: Un-Happy Days at August 26, 2026 06:41 PM (JM9I6)

71 Keith Richards has been claimed by the Cali Cartel because when he passes on they while medically withdraw all the drugs from his body for resale on the black market...

Posted by: Mike Hunt at August 26, 2026 06:41 PM (WoQyw)

72 "Sec. of State Rubio is looking good! Spectacular, even."

Don't get strung out by the way I look./ Don't judge a book by its cover./ I'm not much of a man by the light of day,/ but by night I'm one hell of a lover!

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at August 26, 2026 06:42 PM (GMWTj)

73 Make Great Apes Great Again!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 26, 2026 06:36 PM (FZ29D)

Hear, hear!

Posted by: Kindltot - Free Harambe! at August 26, 2026 06:41 PM (rbvCR)
----
Oook!

Posted by: Unseen University Librarian at August 26, 2026 06:43 PM (FZ29D)

74 What people are beginning to notice about the "Palestine" issue is that it also has no substance and is merely an organizing principle, a talisman, by which practitioners of the globohomo religion identify fellow believers.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 26, 2026 06:43 PM (RIvkX)

75 Hey - number 3

Bill or Hillary?

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 26, 2026 06:44 PM (Sco7b)

76 Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 26, 2026 06:34 PM (guGkK)

Quite understandable feelings .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 26, 2026 06:44 PM (JrHfD)

77 71 Keith Richards has been claimed by the Cali Cartel because when he passes on they while medically withdraw all the drugs from his body for resale on the black market...

Posted by: Mike Hunt at August 26, 2026 06:41 PM


The cartels have become more creative ... since Trump bombed several cigarette boats and boarded some mini-subs.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 26, 2026 06:44 PM (HlyYF)

78 Oh great.......

After five weeks of grueling testimony, the judge in Lindsay Clancy’s murder trial has allowed jurors to consider a manslaughter charge as they weigh the mother’s fate.

Posted by: beckster at August 26, 2026 06:45 PM (kX27y)

79 Why do people on mental health stabilizing drugs keep killing other people?

Posted by: Max Power at August 26, 2026 06:40 PM (SwyyQ)

Read her story. Sounds like a medical malpractice prima facie case. Such a tragedy, most likely preventable with a proper standard of care.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 26, 2026 06:45 PM (dK+Kv)

80 What people are beginning to notice about the "Palestine" issue is that it also has no substance and is merely an organizing principle, a talisman, by which practitioners of the globohomo religion identify fellow believers.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 26, 2026 06:43 PM (RIvkX)
---
A bit ironic considering what the "Palestinians" would do to the globohomo cult...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 26, 2026 06:45 PM (FZ29D)

81 Marco Dolly - LOL!

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 26, 2026 06:45 PM (2Ez/1)

82 Supposably, Keef quit smoking ciggies. I've no idea if he's managed this for any length of time.

It's fun watching or listening to interviews because he has this habit of sort of mumbling at the end of a sentence and trailing off into nothingness and a dismissive wave of the hand. WTF did he just say?? But he manages to impart what he was trying to say, somehow.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 26, 2026 06:45 PM (7kksU)

83 > 70 My money's on Chuck Cunningham being the next celeb death. Carrying the burden of being shipped off to college never to be seen again, must be trying to body and soul. The weight of this for a half century is too much to bear.
Posted by: Un-Happy Days at August 26, 2026 06:41 PM (JM9I6)


That's okay. They'll still have two spares.


My theory was always that Chuck turned out to be gay, and the rest of the family Did Not Speak Of Him Again.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 26, 2026 06:45 PM (IG3/x)

84 > 82 Supposably, Keef quit smoking ciggies.

He did.

He'd said in the past that it was far easier to quit heroin than cigarettes.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 26, 2026 06:46 PM (IG3/x)

85 Read her story. Sounds like a medical malpractice prima facie case. Such a tragedy, most likely preventable with a proper standard of care.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 26, 2026 06:45 PM (dK+Kv)


Some of the meds they give are extremely addictive, and can take years to get clean of the withdrawls.

Posted by: Kindltot - Free Harambe! at August 26, 2026 06:46 PM (rbvCR)

86 My theory was always that Chuck turned out to be gay, and the rest of the family Did Not Speak Of Him Again.


Rumor has it that Chuck now plays in the WNBA.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 26, 2026 06:47 PM (guGkK)

87 Who is Sec Rubio in the black garter outfit?

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 26, 2026 06:47 PM (hzuYO)

88 fick

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at August 26, 2026 06:48 PM (0aYVJ)

89 63 Why do people on mental health stabilizing drugs keep killing other people?
Posted by: Max Power

Because they failed to add Rexulti into the cocktail, why else?

Posted by: Otsuka Pharmaceutical at August 26, 2026 06:48 PM (JM9I6)

90 The cartels have become more creative ... since Trump bombed several cigarette boats and boarded some mini-subs.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 26, 2026 06:44 PM (HlyYF)


President de la Espriella of Colombia has announced that they are going to start deporting illegal aliens, starting with the criminals and politically active.
This has the Colombian left, and others wringing their hands about the MAGAfication of Colombia.

Posted by: Kindltot - Free Harambe! at August 26, 2026 06:48 PM (rbvCR)

91 Say, does anyone here know how to Madison?

Posted by: Brad Majors at August 26, 2026 06:48 PM (0sNs1)

92 > 99% of the American Sheeple have never heard of Nepal ?

Unironically using the word, "sheeple" is retarded.

Most Americans have heard of Nepal because most Americans have heard of Mount Everest.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 26, 2026 06:48 PM (mkw2N)

93 Look up Gavan O'Herlihy.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at August 26, 2026 06:48 PM (0aYVJ)

94 He was Chuck.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at August 26, 2026 06:49 PM (0aYVJ)

95 In Happy Days.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at August 26, 2026 06:49 PM (0aYVJ)

96 a talisman, by which practitioners of the globohomo religion identify fellow believers
------

There's a lot of that, it's a kind of winnowing process. You're either On the Bus, or Off the Bus kind of dichotomy. If you're not a Team Player, then extra attention can be applied, malicious compliance, you name it. Get Your Mind Right, Comrade.

"I'm not political" is not allowed. "Silence is Violence", so one must vocally APPROVE of whatever the latest cause of the day might be. No staying on the sidelines. This is a pretty big shift from the past, at least in the U.S.A. "You will be made to care" they said.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 26, 2026 06:49 PM (7kksU)

97 Grrr. This girthy post full of X links, and XCancel's been shut down. Sigh...

Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at August 26, 2026 06:49 PM (o/vJD)

98 > 91 Say, does anyone here know how to Madison?
Posted by: Brad Majors at August 26, 2026 06:48 PM (0sNs1)

Sam' way dat dey mad' de' daughter.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 26, 2026 06:49 PM (IG3/x)

99 My bet for #3 is either Clint Eastwood or Bruce Willis.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 26, 2026 06:50 PM (W2Pud)

100 Why did I do it this way? Because, for some gawdam reason I get rejected whenever I reference this particular character. Why? But it has been going on for years.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at August 26, 2026 06:50 PM (0aYVJ)

101 The partition is often described as there being a lot of violence on both sides. I wondered about that for a while, and a few years ago I looked into it, and from what I could learn, it was like 80% muslims killing hindus and some hindus defending themselves.

but it was very bloody.

The problem there, as in everywhere else the muslims have conquered, is that there are always isolated towns and valleys that are mostly christian/jew/hindu/whatever and when the country flips, they are slowly all murdered. Often over centuries.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 26, 2026 06:50 PM (vIkNX)

102 ChristyBlinky, it is Frank N. Furter.
This means nothing if you don't know the Rocky Horror cannon.

Posted by: Kindltot - Free Harambe! at August 26, 2026 06:50 PM (rbvCR)

103 Most Americans have heard of Nepal because most Americans have heard of Mount Everest.

FUN FACT: The border between Tibet and Nepal crosses directly over the summit of Mt. Everest, making half of the mountain in Tibet and half of it in some other country.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 26, 2026 06:51 PM (guGkK)

104 Who is Sec Rubio in the black garter outfit?
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 26, 2026 06:47 PM


Dr. Frank N. Furter.

Posted by: Brad Majors at August 26, 2026 06:51 PM (0sNs1)

105 > 94 He was Chuck.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at August 26, 2026 06:49 PM (0aYVJ)

One of them. There were two others -- one in the pilot, two in the regular show.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 26, 2026 06:51 PM (IG3/x)

106 Keith quit heroin in 1978 and never went back. He deserves credit. He lost access to pharmaceutical grade heroin and knew he would be dead buying/using street stuff.

Posted by: Dee Dee Ramone at August 26, 2026 06:52 PM (JM9I6)

107 > FUN FACT: The border between Tibet and Nepal crosses directly over the summit of Mt. Everest, making half of the mountain in Tibet and half of it in some other country.

SHEEPLE!!

Posted by: bonhomme at August 26, 2026 06:53 PM (mkw2N)

108 Harris Beating Michelle Obama and AOC Among Young Democrats In 2028 Poll.

Why do they keep including Michelle Obama in these polls? She has has shown 0 interest in running for office and she pretty much hated Barack being president from all accounts.

Hill dog was the most popular politician in the country at one point. They'd simply turn on the attack machine and make half the country hate her so much the median voter would say "where there's smoke there fire"

Hillary probably would have won the primary and general if she ran in 2020. She was polling similar numbers as Harris now

if AOC gears up for a presidential run she would trounce Kamala with younger voters.

Us clearly not ready for a women president. Democrats just need to win. Biden wasn’t a shiny choice, and didn’t seem progressive. But he was the most progressive president ever and won.

Not gonna lie. Part of me wants Hillary or Harris to come back and whoop a republicans butt. Don’t know if that’s wise, but I will say part of me wants that.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 26, 2026 06:53 PM (G/onT)

109 BREAKING: USAID confirms that over 100 UNWRA staff directly participated in the October 7th attacks or have affiliation with Hamas.
_________________________

Ummmm....shouldn't this be a pretty big deal? Because, the an official arm of the UN being involved in murder, rape, kidnapping and unsanctioned armed conflict seems like a pretty big deal.

We should probably send a nasty letter to the UN.

Posted by: Orson at August 26, 2026 06:53 PM (dIske)

110 My bet for #3 is either Clint Eastwood or Bruce Willis.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 26, 2026 06:50 PM (W2Pud)

Probably not Bruce. My Dad had the same frontal lobe dementia as Bruce, but he was otherwise physically okay, for several years.

Until the stroke. That's when everything went south.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at August 26, 2026 06:54 PM (0aYVJ)

111 The Grim Reaper passing by Biden's house in Delaware singing.................

"Bring Out Your Dead"

"Bring Out Your Dead"

This Joe Bribrum and I am not "Physically" Dead Yet......

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 26, 2026 06:55 PM (j93VM)

112 Shelley Fabares died the other day, age 82.
Posted by: RIP, Mary Stone at August 26, 2026 06:37 PM (JM9I6)

80 (and 82) doesn't seem that old to me anymore, especially when these people look healthy and active. I guess it's later than I think.

Posted by: LASue at August 26, 2026 06:55 PM (lCppi)

113 ChristyBlinky, it is Frank N. Furter.
Posted by: Kindltot - Free Harambe!

That's DOCTOR Frank N Furter!!!

Posted by: DOCTOR Jill Biden, transient at August 26, 2026 06:55 PM (l26NL)

114 The Brits screwed up the MI and India. We threw their asses out and survived. The Brits have a lot to answer for and now part of the MI gas invaded and will pay them back.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at August 26, 2026 06:55 PM (CUqw+)

115 Us clearly not ready for a women president. Democrats just need to win. Biden wasn’t a shiny choice, and didn’t seem progressive. But he was the most progressive president ever and won.

Good God, they're looking back fondly at the Biden years.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 26, 2026 06:55 PM (guGkK)

116 We should probably send a nasty letter to the UN.
Posted by: Orson


Candygram for MUNgo~! Candygram for MUNgo~!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 26, 2026 06:56 PM (diia5)

117 @87 Dr Frank N Furter, Tim Curry's character in Rocky Horror Picture Show

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 26, 2026 06:56 PM (TbVRb)

118 The Grim Reaper passing by Biden's house in Delaware singing.................

"Bring Out Your Dead"

"Bring Out Your Dead"

This Joe Bribrum and I am not "Physically" Dead Yet......

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 26, 2026 06:55 PM (j93VM)

Come on, Joe Biden.

*rolls dice*

Bill Clinton? Not bad.

Posted by: Stan at August 26, 2026 06:56 PM (dK+Kv)

119 One of them. There were two others -- one in the pilot, two in the regular show.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 26, 2026 06:51 PM (IG3/x)

William Atherton was one of them. He was the asshole in Ghostbusters and Real Genius.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at August 26, 2026 06:57 PM (0aYVJ)

120 The time of purification is at hand.

Posted by: The Angel of Death in a funny hat at August 26, 2026 06:57 PM (4NO2D)

121 There's a restaurant in Golden, CO that is either Nepalese or Tibetan, I forget which. Really good. GO 'DIGGERS!!!

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at August 26, 2026 06:58 PM (l26NL)

122 biden seems like a good bet for number 3.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at August 26, 2026 06:58 PM (CUqw+)

123 In 1992, Dick Sargent and LIz Montgomery were the Co-Grand Marshals of the LA Pride Parade. Within 2 years, both would be dead. Let this lesson sink in.

Posted by: Strike Up The Band! at August 26, 2026 06:59 PM (JM9I6)

124 This has the Colombian left, and others wringing their hands about the MAGAfication of Colombia.

Posted by: Kindltot - Free Harambe! at August 26, 2026 06:48 PM


So he is going to reduce violent crime in Columbia, AND increase economic growth?

What a bastard!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 26, 2026 07:00 PM (HlyYF)

125 In 1992, Dick Sargent and LIz Montgomery were the Co-Grand Marshals of the LA Pride Parade. Within 2 years, both would be dead. Let this lesson sink in.
Posted by: Strike Up The Band

Man, that was close!

Posted by: Dick York at August 26, 2026 07:00 PM (l26NL)

126 Biden has been brain dead for years and is nothing more than Star Fleet Captain Chris Pike since leaving office...
Technically he does not count for a number 3....
Posted by: Jackson K. at August 26, 2026 06:35 PM (b/4LV)

But he has stage 84 ovarian cancer!

Posted by: Oldcat at August 26, 2026 07:01 PM (uhVAy)

127 Shelley Fabares died the other day, age 82.
Posted by: RIP, Mary Stone

Never heard of her. A quick google search immediately clarified why she was well know!

https://tinyurl.com/bdcr9xsv

Lots of photos as a blonde and as a redhead. Cute with a great smile...hard to go wrong with that.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 26, 2026 07:01 PM (G/onT)

128 Us clearly not ready for a women president. Democrats just need to win. Biden wasn’t a shiny choice, and didn’t seem progressive. But he was the most progressive president ever and won.

I hate the term "Progressive" !!!!!!!
Nothing Progressive about the Democrat, Commie, Fascist, Homo Loving, Marxist Party of AOC and Schumer.......

Every time they get power, we lose rights and are economically F**ked. How is this "PROGRESSIVE" ??

It will take at least 10 years to recover from the Biden ClusterF**K of 4 years.

Posted by: Mike Hunt at August 26, 2026 07:01 PM (r564k)

129 Qeeif Ellison got his shit pushed in today:

The MN federal judge denied his motion to have the ICE agent in TX kept in jail until Abbott decides on his extradition.
So he'll be freed tomorrow.

Judge said the matter was not ripe for adjudication.

Standing, bitch--super unfair when it's used against you, eh?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 26, 2026 07:01 PM (3cUTc)

130 Don't get me started on Pinky Tuscadero!

Posted by: Speaking Of Unstable Women at August 26, 2026 07:02 PM (JM9I6)

131 So he is going to reduce violent crime in Columbia, AND increase economic growth?

What a bastard!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 26, 2026 07:00 PM (HlyYF)

He's locking down the Folger's coffee sources.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 26, 2026 07:02 PM (uhVAy)

132 Lots of photos as a blonde and as a redhead. Cute with a great smile...hard to go wrong with that.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 26, 2026 07:01 PM (G/onT)

I hate you.

Posted by: Stan at August 26, 2026 07:02 PM (dK+Kv)

133 Shelley Fabares died the other day, age 82.
Posted by: RIP, Mary Stone

Never heard of her. A quick google search immediately clarified why she was well know!

https://tinyurl.com/bdcr9xsv

Lots of photos as a blonde and as a redhead. Cute with a great smile...hard to go wrong with that.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 26, 2026 07:01 PM (G/onT)

She was the pretty daughter on the Donna Reed show as she grew up.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 26, 2026 07:03 PM (uhVAy)

134 How can one be bigoted against varmints?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 26, 2026 07:03 PM (1z8ji)

135 But wait, it gets better:

Queeif Ellison cried, "Greg Abbott is turning Texas into a sanctuary state for violent criminals."

No really, that's his exact quote.

Do tell, you corrupt, illegal alien, pedo-protecting muslim fag.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 26, 2026 07:04 PM (3cUTc)

136 That is both an amusing and sadly accurate "Free Palestine" mattress /car meme.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 26, 2026 06:16 PM (W90Ou)

It's not a mattress, Fen, it's a box spring. And both those ladies look like they have too much spring in the box.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 26, 2026 07:05 PM (1z8ji)

137 Ummmm....shouldn't this be a pretty big deal?
---------

Throw it on the pile, along with the veritable mountain of other outrageous shit perpetrated in the last 25 years or so.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 26, 2026 07:05 PM (7kksU)

138 131 So he is going to reduce violent crime in Columbia, AND increase economic growth?

What a bastard!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 26, 2026 07:00 PM

He's locking down the Folger's coffee sources.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 26, 2026 07:02 PM


Damn good thing too. Can you imagine what The Morning Report comments section would look like with a bunch of Morons that did NOT get their coffee?

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 26, 2026 07:06 PM (HlyYF)

139 103 Most Americans have heard of Nepal because most Americans have heard of Mount Everest.

FUN FACT: The border between Tibet and Nepal crosses directly over the summit of Mt. Everest, making half of the mountain in Tibet and half of it in some other country.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 26, 2026 06:51 PM (guGkK)

Yes, but Shangri-La located in Tibet.

Posted by: Joemarine at August 26, 2026 07:07 PM (y171U)

140

I can't imagine how nasty that box spring is. I bet the mattress would be considered as hazardous waste.

Posted by: four seasons at August 26, 2026 07:07 PM (/QHx4)

141 99% of the American Sheeple have never heard of Nepal ?

Unironically using the word, "sheeple" is retarded.

Most Americans have heard of Nepal because most Americans have heard of Mount Everest.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 26, 2026 06:48 PM (mkw2N)

Pretty ironic to be on the world's higher plateaus and still get floods.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 26, 2026 07:07 PM (uhVAy)

142 The next persin todie will be the persin thats Trump's breath on because his BRESTH STINKS AND DEADERLY !!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt at August 26, 2026 07:07 PM (B8uQs)

143 Texas gets even better. From GatewayPundit.

Do Democrats even bother to vet their candidates for sexual depravity in their past, or do they just wing it?

This has been an open question since the Graham Platner disaster, but at least the man who won the Maine Democratic senatorial nomination and then was forced to give it up after a rape allegation topped off a long, sordid, and documented history of perversion gave it up. Bobby Pulido is still running, and while he’s never been accused of rape, the Texas U.S. House candidate’s past is so deeply troubling that he should have bowed out long ago.

In the latest resurfaced problem for the congressional hopeful and Tejano music star, Pulido defended the artist behind a controversial 2016 music video in which the musician tortures, gropes, and then kills an unfaithful girlfriend.


Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 26, 2026 07:07 PM (Sco7b)

144 I hate you.
Posted by: Stan
_______

I also fell for that Ackbar. But it's our own fault.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 26, 2026 07:07 PM (XvL8K)

145 Speaking of blatant racism . . .

Gary, Indiana, mayor says his city is "100%" being neglected because it's a predominantly black city after going 13 days without power.
The electric company, NIPSCO, says they were forced to pause work after their crew was shot at while they were helping restore power.
NIPSCO says their employees were scouting when someone started shooting at them. The marked NIPSCO Jeep was reportedly hit twice, with one bullet being lodged in the headrest.

-
If they didn't want to dodge sniper fire they shouldn't have become utilities workers!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 26, 2026 07:07 PM (ndZc7)

146 Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at August 26, 2026 06:55 PM (CUqw+)

India would be a much bigger crap hole than it is today if it wasn't for Britain. They have lot to answer for but they brought western civilization to a lot of countries that needed it.

Posted by: polynikes at August 26, 2026 07:07 PM (KC5Lt)

147 134 How can one be bigoted against varmints?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Even Cyclospora and Hanta-infected rats have civil rights!

Posted by: United Brotherhood of Vermin, Local 608 at August 26, 2026 07:07 PM (JM9I6)

148 Damn good thing too. Can you imagine what The Morning Report comments section would look like with a bunch of Morons that did NOT get their coffee?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 26, 2026 07:06 PM (HlyYF)

They need the "Liiichest Kind" from Mrs Olsen.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 26, 2026 07:08 PM (uhVAy)

149 Gary, Indiana has become an electricity desert.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 26, 2026 07:08 PM (2Ez/1)

150 Don't get me started on Pinky Tuscadero!
-----

That demolition derby scene was some of the worst filmography ever directed. A hand held hair dryer was employed at one point, even though exactly ZERO 1950-something rustbuckets had any electrical outlet in which to plug that hairdryer in to.

Posted by: Crusader at August 26, 2026 07:09 PM (TN0g+)

151 Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at August 26, 2026 06:55 PM (CUqw+)

India would be a much bigger crap hole than it is today if it wasn't for Britain. They have lot to answer for but they brought western civilization to a lot of countries that needed it.
Posted by: polynikes at August 26, 2026 07:07 PM (KC5Lt)

Charles Napier vs the Suttee (widow suicide) Fans is the best Multiculturalism ever. Back when the Brits had some starch in them.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 26, 2026 07:09 PM (uhVAy)

152 Gary, Indiana has become an electricity desert.
----

I've seen the talent that sits on that city's town council, and that directs its city government. You all just wait--they're going to surprise us all with their ingenuity and efficiency...just wait!

Posted by: Crusader at August 26, 2026 07:10 PM (TN0g+)

153 Why do people on mental health stabilizing drugs keep killing other people?
Posted by: Max Power at August 26, 2026 06:40 PM (SwyyQ)

Constantly crazy is one value of "stable".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 26, 2026 07:11 PM (1z8ji)

154 Speaking of blatant racism . . .

Gary, Indiana, mayor says his city is "100%" being neglected because it's a predominantly black city after going 13 days without power.
The electric company, NIPSCO, says they were forced to pause work after their crew was shot at while they were helping restore power.
NIPSCO says their employees were scouting when someone started shooting at them. The marked NIPSCO Jeep was reportedly hit twice, with one bullet being lodged in the headrest.

-
If they didn't want to dodge sniper fire they shouldn't have become utilities workers!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 26, 2026 07:07 PM (ndZc7)

Well Gaaary, send your predominately black Police Force to sweep the streets clean so your predominately black power company can get the job done.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 26, 2026 07:11 PM (uhVAy)

155 polynikes. Or they could have left India as they found it and possibly they would have advanced on their own. Nope, had to intervene on their way out the door and now you have two countries at war for decades.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at August 26, 2026 07:11 PM (CUqw+)

156 Gary, Indiana has become an electricity desert.
----

I've seen the talent that sits on that city's town council, and that directs its city government. You all just wait--they're going to surprise us all with their ingenuity and efficiency...just wait!
Posted by: Crusader at August 26, 2026 07:10 PM (TN0g+)

Gary is the minor league where Chicago politicians learn their craft.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 26, 2026 07:12 PM (uhVAy)

157 Gary, Indiana has become an electricity desert.
Posted by: Crusader

I still remember the golden class of ought five.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at August 26, 2026 07:13 PM (l26NL)

158 But wait, it gets better:

Queeif Ellison cried, "Greg Abbott is turning Texas into a sanctuary state for violent criminals."

No really, that's his exact quote.
-----

If half the house and senate GOP weren't RINO squishes, and Trump and Congress were to jointly declare that Minnesota needed to be re-conquered militarily, my only response would be "God Bless and Godspeed."

Posted by: Crusader at August 26, 2026 07:14 PM (TN0g+)

159 India was a massive pile of shit before the British. Grinding, deadly poverty, 600 Maharajahs with little fiefdoms, a backward, horrible mess. Just bringing the railroads was huge, as well as the good the missionaries did.

Posted by: Slumdog Thousandaire at August 26, 2026 07:14 PM (JM9I6)

160 Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at August 26, 2026 07:11 PM (CUqw+)

They still shit directly into their rivers and have untouchables 80 years after their independence. That's like saying Haiti would have been a great country if France hadn't ruled them previously.

Okay that one is a possibility.

Posted by: polynikes at August 26, 2026 07:16 PM (KC5Lt)

161 Is there ANY predominately black place on the planet that's well run and a white guy could safely settle down and live a
long, happy life?

I'm starting to think Wakanda is a complete drug fueled fantasy.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 26, 2026 07:16 PM (Sco7b)

162 "...as well as the good the missionaries did.
Posted by: Slumdog Thousandaire at August 26, 2026 07:14 PM"


They came to do good and ended up doing very well.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 26, 2026 07:17 PM (2Ez/1)

163 Is there ANY predominately black place on the planet that's well run and a white guy could safely settle down and live a
long, happy life?

I'm starting to think Wakanda is a complete drug fueled fantasy.
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 26, 2026 07:16 PM (Sco7b)

Jamaica perhaps?

Posted by: Oldcat at August 26, 2026 07:17 PM (uhVAy)

164 Problems with Proton Mail today:
https://status.proton.me/

Posted by: gp at August 26, 2026 07:17 PM (Jr5Lq)

165 Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at August 26, 2026 07:11 PM (CUqw+)

They still shit directly into their rivers and have untouchables 80 years after their independence. That's like saying Haiti would have been a great country if France hadn't ruled them previously.

Okay that one is a possibility.
Posted by: polynikes at August 26, 2026 07:16 PM (KC5Lt)

The other half of the Island was ruled by Spain and isn't always in the news aside from the baseball rookie draft.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 26, 2026 07:18 PM (uhVAy)

166 Just bringing the railroads was huge, as well as the good the missionaries did.
Posted by: Slumdog Thousandaire

There was a post a while back, I think an ONT that outlined the two great cultural ideas that will forever hold India back.

1. Something like Jugend which means to break every law to get ahead. Never give a suck an even break, and

2. Izzyat. Never, ever under any circumstance take responsibility especially if you were responsible for whatever catastrophe.

I may have misspelled those.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at August 26, 2026 07:19 PM (l26NL)

167 Nice tits, Marco.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 26, 2026 07:20 PM (ybv6C)

168 nood

Posted by: gp at August 26, 2026 07:20 PM (Jr5Lq)

169 Jamaica perhaps?

Posted by: Oldcat at August 26, 2026 07:17 P

A random search says watch your back.
Back to work.

I hope you and everyone here have a great night.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 26, 2026 07:21 PM (Sco7b)

170 10 Free Palestine (with purchase of second Palestine of equal or greater value).
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 26, 2026 06:17 PM (IG3/x)

Here's the silly part: Palestine IS free. You can live there so long as you don't get all splodey. There are Arabs in the Knesset, for heaven's sake.

It's Gaza that is under the jackboot.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 26, 2026 07:22 PM (ybv6C)

171 India has an inclusive society. Everyone is included in one class or another.

Posted by: fd at August 26, 2026 07:22 PM (MWfyi)

172 Deserts, too. No rain for months and months at a time. But when it does, watch out. Flash floods. All those spectacular slot canyons and weirdly eroded canyons and spires become rushing torrents of mud and debris. Kills a few every year, because it might not even be raining in the general area. If you see the water rising in the dry creekbed, seek higher ground right away. YouTube has some interesting vids on that.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 26, 2026 07:23 PM (7kksU)

173 They still shit directly into their rivers and have untouchables 80 years after their independence.
Posted by: polynikes

They also bath and drink from that same river, usually at the same time. I've seen videos of bloated corpses floating by these people doing their morning necessaries. Evidently, it's a Hindu thing to float down the Ganges when you die. And they do. It's disturbing.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at August 26, 2026 07:24 PM (l26NL)

174 I hate modern society and especially the stupid trans movement and the therapists that push it.

Posted by: fd at August 26, 2026 07:24 PM (MWfyi)

175 Everything is free in Palestine?
Thanks UN

Posted by: Skip at August 26, 2026 07:24 PM (Ia/+0)

176 Jamaica perhaps?
---------
A random search says watch your back.


When the cruise ship we were on docked in Jamaica, we were specifically warned not to leave the gated port area without an escort.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 26, 2026 07:25 PM (vTZFs)

177 Remember all the 9/11 Never Forget stuff?

Apparently Never Forget has a 25 year shelf life.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 26, 2026 06:25 PM (mP0Kj)

-----------------

25 years? Within months there were Democrats who insinuated we deserved it.

Posted by: Decaf at August 26, 2026 07:26 PM (ZNpJk)

178 There has never been an MLB player born in Haiti.

Posted by: No Surprise at August 26, 2026 07:30 PM (JM9I6)

179 My corpse will float down the Susquehanna into the Chesapeake Bay just to piss off Wes Moore (and Doof).

Posted by: Happy Harry at August 26, 2026 07:32 PM (JM9I6)

180 I think at some level my mother must have hated me. I think that she hates me now.

Posted by: Jack at August 26, 2026 07:38 PM (jE5Mf)

181 Tim Curry. Favorite song of his was played nightly by a DJ on local station. I Do The Rock.
Love that song.
Great narrator for A Series of Unfortunate Events.
And a costar with The Donald on Home Alone 2.
Don't know if we will feel the same affection for the current celebs.
RIP, Mr. Curry.

And there is no Palestine.

Posted by: Idiocracy was a documentary at August 26, 2026 08:06 PM (P5+26)

(Jump to top of page)






Processing 0.01, elapsed 0.0247 seconds.
15 queries taking 0.0117 seconds, 190 records returned.
Page size 110 kb.
Powered by Minx 0.8 beta.



MuNuvians
MeeNuvians
Frequently Asked Questions
The (Almost) Complete Paul Anka Integrity Kick
Top Top Tens
Greatest Hitjobs

The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
News/Chat