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Abdulrahman Hussein El-Sayed Hoovers Up Donations from Members of the Muslim Brotherhood and the Hamas-Supporting Donors to Nazi Troll Dan Blizerian (While Claiming Jewish Safety Will be a Priority for Him)

Weird that his donors don't believe him.

What do they know that we don't?

Abdulrahman Hussein El-Sayed collects donations from a terrorist member of the Muslim Brotherhood, a man so extreme Egypt sentenced him to life in prison:


Egyptian sentenced to life for funding Muslim Brotherhood giving money to Abdul El-Sayed's U.S. Senate campaign


Mohamed Soltan was sentenced by an Egyptian court to life in prison in 2015 after spending two years behind bars alongside his father, Salah Soltan, a leading figure in the Muslim Brotherhood


An Egyptian American activist sentenced to life in prison in absentia by a Cairo court for his support of the Muslim Brotherhood is pumping cash into Abdul El-Sayed's campaign for U.S. Senate.

Mohamed Soltan, the 38-year-old president of the American Committee for Middle East Rights, is funneling funds to El-Sayed's Abdul for U.S. Senate candidate committee as ACMER contributes to Fighting for Michigan PAC, the super PAC backing the former Wayne County health official.

Soltan was sentenced by an Egyptian court to life in prison in 2015 after spending two years behind bars alongside his father, Salah Soltan, a leading figure in the Muslim Brotherhood who served as deputy minister of endowments for Egyptian President Mohamed Morsi.

Mohamed Soltan faced charges for aiding protests against the military coup that ousted Morsi, including funding for and membership in the Muslim Brotherhood, before launching a hunger strike that convinced former President Barack Obama's administration to demand his release in 2015.

Another gift from Obama.


In April 2015, an Egyptian court senenced the then 27-year-old to life in prison following what Soltan described as an unjust trial, according to NBC News.

He was released in May 2015 at Obama's request and returned to the U.S., where he works as an international investment advisor and human rights activist.

Salah Soltan [his father, whom he worked with -- ace] was sentenced to death and life in prison in separate trials for inciting murder as one of more than 50 leading members of the Muslim Brotherhood who set up a "control room" to direct "violence and chaos" amid the 2013 military coup.

Federal Election Commission reports show ACMER sent Fighting for Michigan PAC $25,000 on June 12, following two contributions from Mohamed Soltan to Abdul for U.S. Senate on April 15.

The individual contribution constitutes the maximum permitted by federal election law.

Other ACMER officials also contributed to El-Sayed's effort to become the first Muslim Senator in U.S. history.

...

The donations follow a documented history of El-Sayed supporting the Muslim Brotherhood in Egypt.

In January 2011, El-Sayed penned a column for the Huffington Post titled "Why the U.S. Should Support the Protestors in Egypt," suggesting Americans should back the uprising that led to Muslim Brotherhood control and Morsi's presidency.

...


Former Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak resigned just weeks after El-Sayed's column, laying the groundwork for the Muslim Brotherhood and Morsi, who became president in June 2012.

After arguing to the West that the Muslim Brotherhood would not be authoritarian like the Iranian regime, Abdulrahman Hussein El-Sayed signed a statement calling for a "purge" of the "media and police."

...

The statement called on Morsi to "purge the media and the police as soon as possible," and "strongly reject these voices that appeal to America and Europe to take a position against the Egyptian regime."


The donors to Dan Blizerian, an actual Nazi who claims to be a "conservative," is also a big fan of the Islamist.

Gee I wonder what they might have in common?


EXCLUSIVE: Multiple Abdul El-Sayed Donors Also Gave Thousands to Hitler-Praising, Jew-Hating Dan Bilzerian's Congressional Run


The far-left El-Sayed and right-wing, antisemitic troll Bilzerian have absolutely no political views in common except for a strong opposition to Israel


More than a dozen donors to the Hitler-praising, neo-Nazi congressional campaign of Dan Bilzerian have also contributed to Michigan Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed--in many cases spreading thousands of dollars between the two candidates, the Washington Free Beacon found.

Bilzerian, a far-right social media influencer with a trust fund, and El-Sayed, a far-left epidemiologist, have no policy overlap except strong opposition to AIPAC and Israel, but their donors include a man who has equated Zionism to Nazism and a Texas subprime auto loan entrepreneur who also threw his weight behind Israel-bashing Republicans like Marjorie Taylor Greene and Thomas Massie.

The overlapping donor list suggests that El-Sayed's virulently anti-Israel rhetoric appeals to the kind of Muslim-American donors who also buy into Bilzerian's hateful Jew-baiting and offensive trolling.

The most significant Bilzerian and El-Sayed donor is Ibrahim Awad, who has given more than $19,500 between both candidates, Federal Election Commission records show. That haul included a $12,651.88 jumbo gift to the Bilzerian Victory Fund, a joint fundraising committee. The figure is above the legal limit and potentially a campaign finance violation if passed along to Bilzerian's campaign committee.

...


"Zionism is Nazism. And history will remember every single person who calls themselves a 'Proud Zionist' as a Proud Racist, Genocide Enabler," Awad said in an X post from March 2025.

...

None of these dual donors other than Awad responded to requests for comment.

While Bilzerian's political career is over for now, El-Sayed is ascendant. The progressive will face Republican Mike Rogers in the November general election, with polls showing a tight race.

Neither El-Sayed nor Bilzerian responded to requests for comment.

Meanwhile, Abdulrahman Hussein El-Sayed is now claiming that he doesn't support the Green New Deal. I guess it's not popular in Michigan.

Although he's deleted many of his tweets and old YouTube rants, people saved many of them.

Below, Abdulrahman Hussein El-Sayed states his emphatic ALL-CAPS support of the Green New Deal he says he doesn't support.


Woke 1 was crazyyyy, man.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:50 PM




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1 yaeh

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 26, 2026 03:50 PM (mmrXZ)

2 1

Posted by: doug at August 26, 2026 03:50 PM (B1+sW)

3 snack ar!

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 26, 2026 03:50 PM (wxsGM)

4 so close congrats

Posted by: doug at August 26, 2026 03:51 PM (B1+sW)

5 It really is gay porn all the way, dare I say it, down.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 26, 2026 03:51 PM (wxsGM)

6 Is the Macrons' lawsuit against Candace still going on, or has it been resolved? If resolved, how?
Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 03:48 PM (77rzZ)
__________

Still going on, but running into jurisdictional issues

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 26, 2026 03:52 PM (iFTx/)

7 He is not going to defend that thing that he just most recently defended very vocally. Good to know but it would have been nice for the interviewer to ask a follow up question or two after he dropped that flip flop bomb.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 26, 2026 03:52 PM (cpFbA)

8
Below, Abdulrahman Hussein El-Sayed states his emphatic ALL-CAPS support of the Green New Deal he says he doesn't support.

===

Taqiyya! Taqiyya!!

-Abdul Hussein El-Penis

Posted by: runner at August 26, 2026 03:53 PM (g47mK)

9 I think foreigners who are not Americans citizens should not be able to contribute to political campaigns.The Muslim
Brotherhood gave to him? That ought to tank his campaign with anyone who isn't a Muslim or a crazy leftist.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 26, 2026 03:54 PM (rHgXV)

10 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2026 03:54 PM (ccf/V)

11 Will he be addressing the gathering at Bohemian Grove like noted homosexual 9th Circuit Court Judge Vaughn Walker?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 26, 2026 03:54 PM (wxsGM)

12
What do those lifelong DC staffers think of these people? I wish a few of them would write tell-all books.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 26, 2026 03:54 PM (mmrXZ)

13 I lum'd NOOD, ya no lum'n bastages.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2026 03:54 PM (ccf/V)

14 When the fuck did Dan Bilzerian become A Thing again? Last time I heard his name years ago he was just another obnoxious douchebag trying to make a name for himself on the internet by being an obnoxious douchebag, but it was pretty much just bog-standard douchebaggery and edgelording.

I guess it went to his head.

Posted by: ballistic at August 26, 2026 03:55 PM (oqH4h)

15 It really is gay porn all the way, dare I say it, down.
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Say it with me now: "Fiercely heterosexual Abdul El-Sayed..."

Posted by: Crusader at August 26, 2026 03:55 PM (TN0g+)

16 And so it begins.

Posted by: That guy who always thinks it's beginning at August 26, 2026 03:55 PM (amcLV)

17 Wow, Abdul and the crazy Florida lady are huge gifts to ace. If we could just get Hung to run as an independent.

As the ads with Abdul running in Michigan say..."I am dangerous."

I believe him.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 26, 2026 03:56 PM (Sco7b)

18 We need an outside group running ads that say he's taking money from modern-day slave traders.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 26, 2026 03:58 PM (3cUTc)

19 Abdul�s deleted posts: https://t.co/QP3Jw5KVkB pic.twitter.com/unnDVRlgmx

— Sarah Gallagher (@sgallz_) August 26, 2026
Woke 1 was crazyyyy, man.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:50 PM



He's a muslham. His book tells him he can lie to the kafir anytime for the greater good.

So he does.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2026 03:58 PM (ccf/V)

20
it would have been nice for the interviewer to ask a follow up question or two after he dropped that flip flop bomb.
Posted by: Mister Scott

================

Is that a specific interview or just standard "journalistic" practice you're referring to?

I'd love to see an interviewer pin a subject down to the ground until they admit they don't know, they were wrong, or they were lying, but live interviewers always want to keep it moving and get to their questions. I think it would be better tv and more dramatic to get to the bottom of just one question no matter what.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 26, 2026 03:58 PM (mmrXZ)

21 Dan Blizerian is literally a carbon copy of rich nepo babies Hasan Piker and those two other gay homos.

Blizerian is a rich trust-fund baby who got his social media start with phony hyper-masculine screeds about women, cars, gambling, and being ultra-Chaddish.

Very obvious overcompensating. He's about as "right" as Nick Fuentes is. And probably sucked as many dicks.

Just look at the dude. Tell me that face hasn't seen dicks up close.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 26, 2026 03:59 PM (iFTx/)

22 If Michigan elects Al Sayed, I say we drop the embargo completely on Chinese electric cars.

Posted by: Sharpie at August 26, 2026 03:59 PM (iZHgT)

23 Google Jack Henry Abbott when you hear about these wierdos elevated by our Progressive betters.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 26, 2026 03:59 PM (wxsGM)

24 He needs to be totally dominated by Graham Platner.

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at August 26, 2026 04:00 PM (GMWTj)

25 The islam causes insanity.

Posted by: Eromero at August 26, 2026 04:00 PM (ajVdJ)

26 He's a sneaky slimy little snake.

Posted by: Max Power at August 26, 2026 04:00 PM (SwyyQ)

27 Short-Stack El Ramen in

The Littlest Terrorist.

4'7" of Pure Jihad

The Gates of Vienna Sausage



Posted by: sifty boones at August 26, 2026 04:01 PM (q/SMK)

28 Afternoon.

Congratulations, Michigan Democrats, on nominating a terrorist. Pat yourselves on the back. Good job!

Posted by: Robert at August 26, 2026 04:01 PM (lv4U4)

29 This El-Sayed fellow seems rather like a twat, doesn't he?

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 26, 2026 04:01 PM (ybv6C)

30 Blizerian is also Armenian. You'd think he'd be a little more sensitive to genocide.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 26, 2026 04:01 PM (iFTx/)

31 I never understood how Dan Bilzerian was able to keep money his father gave him, when his father owed millions and filed what the Feds described as a "sham" bankruptcy to avoid payment.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 26, 2026 04:01 PM (U/Eoe)

32 From Politico:

Rep. LaMonica McIver is not immune from prosecution for her contact with ICE officials during a heated scrum at New Jersey’s Delaney Hall detention facility, even though it occurred during a legislative investigation, a federal appeals court panel ruled Wednesday.

“The charged conduct … is unambiguously non-legislative,” 3rd Circuit Court of Appeals Judge Cindy Chung, a Biden appointee, wrote in a 2-1 opinion joined by Judge Stephanos Bibas, a Trump appointee.

McIver is facing three federal charges related to alleged assaults on ICE officials and interference with them during a May 2025 oversight visit to Delaney Hall.

Posted by: Crusader at August 26, 2026 04:01 PM (TN0g+)

33 Terrorists funding terrorists?

What is the world coming to?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 26, 2026 04:01 PM (dK+Kv)

34 A whole lotta matricide coming up
------

Jerry Lee Lewis?

Posted by: ... at August 26, 2026 04:01 PM (2Sv0l)

35 My wife just shared a fun news story with me: The Royal Band at Buckingham Palace played "Nine to Five" in honor of Dolly Parton.

Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 04:02 PM (77rzZ)

36 al-Sayed saying he'll keep the Jews safe is his way of saying no one ever broke into Auschwitz

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 26, 2026 04:02 PM (TbVRb)

37 Completely OT but I'm watching a cute Japanese vtuber who's learning English play Stardew Valley.

It's kind of adorable.

Posted by: Robert at August 26, 2026 04:02 PM (lv4U4)

38 Bilzerian has that "sells Drakkar Noir out of his car trunk" energy.

Posted by: sifty boones at August 26, 2026 04:02 PM (q/SMK)

39 Sayed, Mamdami and the DSA members are going to be the face for Democrats in the midterms.

My guess is they still net gain seats nationally, but its not going to be a blue wave

Posted by: Sharpie at August 26, 2026 04:02 PM (iZHgT)

40
What is the world coming to?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 26, 2026 04:01 PM (dK+Kv)




An end.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2026 04:03 PM (ccf/V)

41 Bulg that's nice. Reminds me of when the same band played the Star Spangled Banner on 9/11.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 26, 2026 04:03 PM (U/Byj)

42 Babylon Bee has this great "Expose" on "The Jews".

I recommend.

Posted by: Axeman at August 26, 2026 04:03 PM (Fi81e)

43 This El-Sayed fellow seems rather like a twat cuntrag piece of shit, doesn't he?
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 26, 2026 04:01 PM (ybv6C)

Fix'd.

Posted by: Robert at August 26, 2026 04:04 PM (lv4U4)

44 Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 04:02 PM (77rzZ

That's nice.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 26, 2026 04:04 PM (rHgXV)

45 Just look at the dude. Tell me that face hasn't seen dicks up close.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 26, 2026 03:59 PM (iFTx/)
------

Dude eats Snickers bars upside down, for the texture.

Posted by: ballistic at August 26, 2026 04:04 PM (oqH4h)

46 CBC - Nepal flooding
FoxNews - Will Cain

CNN and MS Now are all excited that President Trump may be buying ads to tout his record.

Maybe to help out in a few races I'm guessing.

Back to yardwork.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 26, 2026 04:04 PM (Sco7b)

47 21 Dan Blizerian is literally a carbon copy of rich nepo babies Hasan Piker and those two other gay homos.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 26, 2026 03:59 PM (iFTx/)

Manly men, doing manly things with other.... men.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 26, 2026 04:04 PM (ybv6C)

48 What is the world coming to?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 26, 2026 04:01 PM (dK+Kv)



An end.
-----

As we know it. And I feel fine.

Posted by: Michael S. at August 26, 2026 04:04 PM (TN0g+)

49 How tall is he? Looks like he has Short Guy Muscles.

Posted by: Max Power at August 26, 2026 04:04 PM (SwyyQ)

50 What is the world coming to?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 26, 2026 04:01 PM (dK+Kv)



An end.
Posted by: Sponge

I seriously think that we are entering a new period of world history -- e.g., Ancient, Medieval, Modern...and whatever moniker we give to the present age.

Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 04:05 PM (77rzZ)

51 I seriously think that we are entering a new period of world history -- e.g., Ancient, Medieval, Modern...and whatever moniker we give to the present age.
Posted by: Bulg
=======
Dark Ages Part Deux.

Posted by: whig at August 26, 2026 04:05 PM (E4rtv)

52 My wife just shared a fun news story with me: The Royal Band at Buckingham Palace played "Nine to Five" in honor of Dolly Parton.
Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 04:02 PM (77rzZ)

It's funny cuz the Royals don't have to work.

Seriously though, that's freakin' sweet.

Posted by: Robert at August 26, 2026 04:06 PM (lv4U4)

53 If we'd quit allowing others to call Islam a "religion" and refer to it as what it actually is; a violent political ideology dressed up as religion, the press would be a lot different.

And it'd explain a lot to the low info voters who keep pushing this shit. The diehard left identify with it, so they're a lost cause. And probably the first to feel the blade. The sharp one, not the commenter here.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 26, 2026 04:06 PM (2Cry5)

54 Dark Ages Part Deux.

Posted by: whig at August 26, 2026 04:05 PM (E4rtv)

What if we never really left the Dark Ages

Posted by: ... at August 26, 2026 04:06 PM (2Sv0l)

55 Dude eats Snickers bars upside down, for the texture.
Posted by: ballistic
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That is a new one. Well done sirrah!

Posted by: whig at August 26, 2026 04:06 PM (E4rtv)

56 I seriously think that we are entering a new period of world history -- e.g., Ancient, Medieval, Modern...and whatever moniker we give to the present age.
Posted by: Bulg
=======
Dark Ages Part Deux.
-----

That's got a ring to it...

Posted by: Charlie S. at August 26, 2026 04:06 PM (TN0g+)

57 As we know it. And I feel fine.
Posted by: Michael S.

I think a fair number of the Horde hate that song, but I have fond memories of it for personal reasons, due to a recent romantic setback when it was big.

Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 04:07 PM (77rzZ)

58 >>>1977 interview shows that Barbara Walters has always been a seaward and Dolly Parton always had "country class"

Baba Wawa always faced the sea?
lol
A new entry for my decoder ring.

Posted by: No Name Today at August 26, 2026 04:07 PM (8mulE)

59 (long redundant expression of disbelief follows)

Imagine a federal judge ruling that a congressthing's physical interference with federal law enforcement is in some way legislative activity. One of the appeals panel apparently "thinks" this way.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 26, 2026 04:07 PM (U/Byj)

60 My wife just shared a fun news story with me: The Royal Band at Buckingham Palace played "Nine to Five" in honor of Dolly Parton.
Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 04:02 PM (77rzZ)

We know it wasn't in honor of Meghan or Moochelle

Posted by: ... at August 26, 2026 04:07 PM (2Sv0l)

61 I seriously think that we are entering a new period of world history -- e.g., Ancient, Medieval, Modern...and whatever moniker we give to the present age.
Posted by: Bulg
=======
Dark Ages Part Deux.
Posted by: whig at August 26, 2026 04:05 PM (E4rtv)

I vote for The Drooling Retardation Age.

Posted by: Robert at August 26, 2026 04:07 PM (lv4U4)

62 Obligatory: "I didn't know they stacked shit that high."

Posted by: sifty boones at August 26, 2026 04:07 PM (q/SMK)

63
I seriously think that we are entering a new period of world history -- e.g., Ancient, Medieval, Modern...and whatever moniker we give to the present age.
Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 04:05 PM (77rzZ)



Dipshittery. We're in the dipshittery age.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2026 04:08 PM (ccf/V)

64 My wife just shared a fun news story with me: The Royal Band at Buckingham Palace played "Nine to Five" in honor of Dolly Parton.
Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 04:02 PM (77rzZ)



I expected them to play better.......but it's a damn cool gesture.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2026 04:09 PM (ccf/V)

65 Is the Macrons' lawsuit against Candace still going on, or has it been resolved? If resolved, how?
Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 03:48 PM (77rzZ)


President Macron has offered to have both Candice and his mommy wife roger him up the keister and he'll determine who is more manly.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 26, 2026 04:09 PM (ExV1e)

66 I never understood how Dan Bilzerian was able to keep money his father gave him, when his father owed millions and filed what the Feds described as a "sham" bankruptcy to avoid payment.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 26, 2026 04:01 PM (U/Eoe)
________

He had to give a bunch of it back. But he managed to keep most of it. It was all dirty money stolen and hidden by his scumbag father. But it was put into a blind trust that was set up technically legally (by experienced lawyers) and they are hard to break open.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 26, 2026 04:09 PM (iFTx/)

67 What if we never really left the Dark Ages
Posted by: ...
======
I think we did but evil, like rust, never sleeps.

Posted by: whig at August 26, 2026 04:09 PM (E4rtv)

68 "Seaward" escapes me too, but then i google lots of east coast bullshit in the new york times crossword clues.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 26, 2026 04:10 PM (wxsGM)

69 So, how long before Candace and Tucker blame the deaths of Dolly and Tim Curry on...THE JOOOOS!

Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 04:10 PM (77rzZ)

70 Those who need reminding of the power of nature/insignificance of man should see some of the Nepal videos (actually the one at the Chinese border post is the most jaw-dropping, like a disaster movie, but in real life).

Bacteria on a bowling ball.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 26, 2026 04:10 PM (U/Byj)

71 El-Sayed's listed hobbies are:
Sharia Law
Communism
Platform diving off of Hasan Piker's cock into T'Qar Carlson's prison wallet.

Posted by: sifty boones at August 26, 2026 04:10 PM (q/SMK)

72 I've been trying to find out what happened to Graham Platner's campaign funds. In June, he supposedly had $2.2 Million in liquidity. Then, the July 15th filing (the last he was obligated to file), it was down to $1.7 Million.

The Democrat party in Maine was trying to get their hands on it, but Platner refused to comment or respond to inquiries (even when asked directly).

I think Heir Platner is going to try and walk away with the spoils. And, apparently, the Dems in Maine are pissed.

Posted by: Orson at August 26, 2026 04:10 PM (dIske)

73 I seriously think that we are entering a new period of world history -- e.g., Ancient, Medieval, Modern...and whatever moniker we give to the present age.

The Great Tribulation

Posted by: Hopeful Evangelical at August 26, 2026 04:11 PM (WCaCG)

74
52 My wife just shared a fun news story with me: The Royal Band at Buckingham Palace played "Nine to Five" in honor of Dolly Parton.
Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 04:02 PM (77rzZ)

It's funny cuz the Royals don't have to work.

Seriously though, that's freakin' sweet.
Posted by: Robert at August 26, 2026 04:06 PM (lv4U4)
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Here's the clip:
https://tinyurl.com/bdfzx6az

Posted by: beckster at August 26, 2026 04:11 PM (kX27y)

75 Man who goes by "MrChildPorn" arrested for possessing child porn

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I guess his momma must've known when she named him.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 26, 2026 04:11 PM (ndZc7)

76 So, Abdul's supporter is an "international investment advisor and human rights activist."

Translation: Guy who launders money from the US to Hamas/Iran.

Posted by: Random PJ at August 26, 2026 04:11 PM (+jscL)

77 Just look at the dude. Tell me that face hasn't seen dicks up close.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 26, 2026 03:59 PM (iFTx/)
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Dude eats Snickers bars upside down, for the texture.
Posted by: ballistic at August 26, 2026 04:04 PM (oqH4h)
_____

Yea, the super-big snickers ....

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 26, 2026 04:11 PM (iFTx/)

78 73.

Could be worse. Could be Waterworld.

Posted by: sifty boones at August 26, 2026 04:11 PM (q/SMK)

79 68 "Seaward" escapes me too, but then i google lots of east coast bullshit in the new york times crossword clues.
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 26, 2026 04:10 PM (wxsGM)

It's just ace's way of calling her a cunt without saying the word.

Posted by: No Name Today at August 26, 2026 04:12 PM (8mulE)

80 Man who goes by "MrChildPorn" arrested for possessing child porn



It's like the f*cking idiots walking around with marijuana leaf images on their shirts.....Uh.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2026 04:12 PM (ccf/V)

81 What a long day

Muslims on the warpath

Posted by: Skip at August 26, 2026 04:13 PM (Ia/+0)

82 Imagine a federal judge ruling that a congressthing's physical interference with federal law enforcement is in some way legislative activity. One of the appeals panel apparently "thinks" this way.

Posted by: rhomboid

Not likely to fly there. Just like Rep Jefferson's stashing cash in his official offices did not ultimately protect him from being charged with bribery. And bribery is a lot closer to 'legislative activity' than interfering with law enforcement.

Democrats used to actually have at least respectably good lawyers appointed as judges, DEI Democrats with its racial spoils approach to nominations has pretty much destroyed that.

Posted by: whig at August 26, 2026 04:13 PM (E4rtv)

83 I seriously think that we are entering a new period of world history -- e.g., Ancient, Medieval, Modern...and whatever moniker we give to the present age.

The Great Tribulation
Posted by: Hopeful Evangelical

The Great Upf*ckening?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 26, 2026 04:13 PM (ndZc7)

84 I appreciate the use of the full "Abdulrahman Hussein El-Sayed" name as opposed to the softer less Mohammedan versions.

Don't let him hide behind a name that sounds more western.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 26, 2026 04:13 PM (2Ez/1)

85 Yea, the super-big snickers ....
Posted by: Elric The Blade

Creamy nougat filling?

Posted by: whig at August 26, 2026 04:13 PM (E4rtv)

86
This historical age? Call it The Disillusionment. Or the Age of Rejectionism.

I think we're finding out what happens once you reach a stage of widespread freedom, prosperity, and overall wellbeing. It turns out humans don't like paradise. We want to struggle. Or at least, we want to complain. If my diagnosis is right, Plato has probably talked about this.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 26, 2026 04:14 PM (mmrXZ)

87 Those who need reminding of the power of nature/insignificance of man should see some of the Nepal videos (actually the one at the Chinese border post is the most jaw-dropping, like a disaster movie, but in real life).

Bacteria on a bowling ball.

Posted by: rhomboid

All those people scurrying like ants. Probably for naught.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 26, 2026 04:14 PM (EGW4m)

88 Meanwhile, Abdulrahman Hussein El-Sayed is now claiming that he doesn't support the Green New Deal. I guess it's not popular in Michigan.

Although he's deleted many of his tweets and old YouTube rants, people saved many of them.

Below, Abdulrahman Hussein El-Sayed states his emphatic ALL-CAPS support of the Green New Deal he says he doesn't support.

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He did this because he's winning easily, right?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 04:14 PM (/PKja)

89 Abdulrahman Mohamed El-Sayed

Posted by: AoSHQ Stylebook at August 26, 2026 04:14 PM (4NO2D)

90 Yea, the super-big snickers ....
Posted by: Elric The Blade

Creamy nougat filling?

Posted by: whig at August 26, 2026 04:13 PM (E4rtv)

Sometimes he feels like a nut.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 26, 2026 04:14 PM (dK+Kv)

91 think Heir Platner is going to try and walk away with the spoils. And, apparently, the Dems in Maine are pissed.

Posted by: Orson at August 26, 2026 04:10 PM (dIske)

They had enough on him to force him out of the race, but not enough to force him to give 2 million back? Don't think so.

Posted by: ... at August 26, 2026 04:15 PM (2Sv0l)

92 The Great Tribulation
Posted by: Hopeful Evangelical

The GT is over, we are now in Judgement Day since 2011. It will culminate in the actual end of all things visible in 2033.

Posted by: Ample Biblical Evidence at August 26, 2026 04:15 PM (JM9I6)

93 Blizerian is also Armenian. You'd think he'd be a little more sensitive to genocide.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 26, 2026 04:01 PM (iFTx/)

I think a lot of these groups only disapprove of it when they are on the receiving end.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 26, 2026 04:15 PM (uhVAy)

94 Don't be stupid, be a smarty:
Come and join the Nazi party!

Posted by: The Producers at August 26, 2026 04:15 PM (/T3kZ)

95 https://legalinsurrection.com/report iran tried to assassinate-netanyahus son yair in miami

Good he didn't go to NY, Mamdani might have done the deed

Posted by: Skip at August 26, 2026 04:15 PM (Ia/+0)

96 Go go go Godzilla.

Posted by: toby928(c) at August 26, 2026 04:15 PM (4NO2D)

97 Sometimes he feels like a nut.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August

*some*times?

Posted by: ... at August 26, 2026 04:16 PM (2Sv0l)

98 Sometimes he feels like a nut.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder

Ah, an Almond Joy fan. He must really like the texture.

Posted by: whig at August 26, 2026 04:16 PM (E4rtv)

99 Bacteria on a bowling ball
All we are is bacteria on a bowling ball

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 26, 2026 04:16 PM (ndZc7)

100 Go go go Godzilla.

Posted by: toby928(c) at August 26, 2026 04:15 PM (4NO2D)



I KNEW Inspector Gadget was missing a gadget........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2026 04:17 PM (ccf/V)

101
ALL-CAPS support of the Green New Deal

It wasn't in BOLD though.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 26, 2026 04:17 PM (Cqx++)

102 They had enough on him to force him out of the race, but not enough to force him to give 2 million back? Don't think so.

Posted by: ... at August 26, 2026 04:15 PM (2Sv0l)

If only there were some signs, ANY SIGNS, beforehand.

Oh well....

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 26, 2026 04:17 PM (Sco7b)

103 As I mentioned in a previous thread, I saw Tim Curry as Bill Sikkes in and early 80s TV adaptation of Oliver Twist. I thought that it was an odd casting choice, as one envisions Sikes as a muscular thug. IIRC, Curry played him as kind of a druggie. He did a good job, such as it was, but his portrayal was not really in keeping with the Dickens character.

He probably would've made a good Fagin, though.

Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 04:17 PM (77rzZ)

104 It wasn't in BOLD though.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 26, 2026 04:17 PM



It makes all the difference.

Posted by: toby928(c) at August 26, 2026 04:17 PM (4NO2D)

105 They had enough on him to force him out of the race, but not enough to force him to give 2 million back? Don't think so.
Posted by: ...
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They can trash his rep but probably that would just make him hold onto the money tighter. With it, Platner is somebody, without that money, a nobody.

Posted by: whig at August 26, 2026 04:18 PM (E4rtv)

106
He did this because he's winning easily, right?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 04:14 PM (/PKja)




Polls say Republicans won't win one seat, so I'm just going to stay home and never vote again. We're doomed. We'll never make it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2026 04:18 PM (ccf/V)

107 Back to yardwork but GatewayPundit has a nice article on Dem ballot harvesting in Michigan.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 26, 2026 04:18 PM (Sco7b)

108 They had enough on him to force him out of the race, but not enough to force him to give 2 million back? Don't think so.
Posted by: ... at August 26, 2026 04:15 PM (2Sv0l)

If he knows where the donos came from he might have some counter blackmail ready

Posted by: Oldcat at August 26, 2026 04:18 PM (uhVAy)

109 Meanwhile, Abdulrahman Hussein El-Sayed is now claiming that he doesn't support the Green New Deal. I guess it's not popular in Michigan.

Although he's deleted many of his tweets and old YouTube rants, people saved many of them.

Below, Abdulrahman Hussein El-Sayed states his emphatic ALL-CAPS support of the Green New Deal he says he doesn't support.

=======

He did this because he's winning easily, right?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 04:14 PM (/PKja)
_________

This all seems like intramural Democrap in-fighting and backstabbing to shiv a toxic upstart rival.

I don't think Mike Rogers dropped any of his own oppo yet.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 26, 2026 04:18 PM (iFTx/)

110 They had enough on him to force him out of the race, but not enough to force him to give 2 million back? Don't think so.

Posted by: ... at August 26, 2026 04:15 PM (2Sv0l)



I believe it's illegal for him to just cash out and take that money home.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2026 04:19 PM (ccf/V)

111 He did this because he's winning easily, right?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Bbbbbutttt polling says that is true.

Posted by: doomer at August 26, 2026 04:19 PM (E4rtv)

112 Willowed:

Multiple Democrats in Congress condemned Hasan Piker today

🔵 Hakeem Jeffries
🔵 Elissa Slotkin
🔵 Josh Gottheimer
🔵 Jacky Rosen
🔵 Ritchie Torres

Posted by: SMOD at August 26, 2026 01:43 PM (RHGPo)

========

They've seen the internal polling.

Proping up nepobaby socialists and Islamists is going to lead to hilarious results.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26,
==
In keeping with the stripper polling news - I don't think the dems are going to gain a single House seat. This DSA virus is going rogue at just the right time. IFFFFF the GOP GOTV apparatus is working it's going to be another night of disappointments for the donks. I think the GOP flips Michigan and Georgia and I sure think Cooper looks good in NC for the Ds.

Posted by: Black JEM at August 26, 2026 04:19 PM (7/DDO)

113 106 Polls say Republicans won't win one seat, so I'm just going to stay home and never vote again. We're doomed. We'll never make it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2026 04:18 PM (ccf/V)

========

It's what Trump deserves for not deporting a single person and putting boots on the ground in Iran for his Israeli paymasters who have blackmailed him because of his incredible Epstein connections that Trump is intentionally hiding through cronies in the DOJ.

I'm going to vote Democrat who keep their promises.

Immigration is my number 1 issue.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 04:19 PM (/PKja)

114 They had enough on him to force him out of the race, but not enough to force him to give 2 million back? Don't think so.
Posted by: ... at August 26, 2026 04:15 PM (2Sv0l)
________________________

I can explain that. The SCOTUS ruling on campaign funds says you can hang onto them if you plan to run again. So, how do you get the Dems to shut up and sit down.

"Take my money, and I'll definitely run again. And, this time I'll show everyone the tattoo of Goering that I have on my ass. Or, you can let me keep it and I'll go back to playing with my mom's oysters never to bother anyone again."

Posted by: Orson at August 26, 2026 04:19 PM (dIske)

115 🦦

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 26, 2026 04:20 PM (W2Pud)

116 They had enough on him to force him out of the race, but not enough to force him to give 2 million back? Don't think so.

Posted by: ... at August 26, 2026 04:15 PM (2Sv0l)

If only there were some signs, ANY SIGNS, beforehand.

Oh well....
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 26, 2026 04:17 PM (Sco7b)

you think they were fooled? It was literally tattooed on his body. It was why they picked him in the first place.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 26, 2026 04:20 PM (uhVAy)

117 Him, Talerico, and Beat-off O'Rourke should have a photo with Mayor Pete.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 26, 2026 04:20 PM (7gwL+)

118 109 This all seems like intramural Democrap in-fighting and backstabbing to shiv a toxic upstart rival.

I don't think Mike Rogers dropped any of his own oppo yet.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 26, 2026 04:18 PM (iFTx/)

=======

One of El-Sayed's former advisors (white woman) was interviewed by Fox News. She likes him. Thinks he's so smart.

But he's actually really radical in bad ways, guys.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 04:20 PM (/PKja)

119 Trust the polls.

Posted by: Francesca Hong at August 26, 2026 04:21 PM (2Ez/1)

120 The Great Tribulation
Posted by: Hopeful Evangelical at August 26, 2026 04:11 PM (WCaCG)
___

When that happens, there will be no mistaking it.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 26, 2026 04:21 PM (7wWQR)

121
It's what Trump deserves for not deporting a single person and putting boots on the ground in Iran for his Israeli paymasters who have blackmailed him because of his incredible Epstein connections that Trump is intentionally hiding through cronies in the DOJ.

I'm going to vote Democrat who keep their promises.

Immigration is my number 1 issue.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 04:19 PM (/PKja)



Don't forget about him paying hookers to pee on the bed that Barack and Michelle slept in.

That's such a biggie for me. And Jan. 6th. All those poor capitol police that died that day.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2026 04:21 PM (ccf/V)

122 Ya know, this accepting donations foolishness doesn't bother me so much when I think about how many people, at least 45%, gave Biden money then had to fuck off.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 26, 2026 04:21 PM (wxsGM)

123 We gave all of these savages oodles of money for their petroleum resources, and now they are buying their way into this country and perverting the culture. Future generations will have to heed the warning because they will not stop until we stop giving them money.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 26, 2026 04:21 PM (FR9Sb)

124 I believe it's illegal for him to just cash out and take that money home.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2026 04:19 PM


He can keep it for future campaigns and to pay various family members campaign workers.

It's legal stealing.

Posted by: toby928(c) at August 26, 2026 04:21 PM (4NO2D)

125 Multiple Democrats in Congress condemned Hasan Piker today

🔵 Hakeem Jeffries
🔵 Elissa Slotkin
🔵 Josh Gottheimer
🔵 Jacky Rosen
🔵 Ritchie Torres

Posted by: SMOD at August 26, 2026 01:43 PM (RHGPo)

So are they Jewish front men, or anti commies?

Posted by: Oldcat at August 26, 2026 04:22 PM (uhVAy)

126 Back to yardwork but GatewayPundit has a nice article on Dem ballot harvesting in Michigan.
Posted by: Stateless

Stateless, how close do you live to the Great Lakes State?

Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 04:22 PM (77rzZ)

127 When that happens, there will be no mistaking it.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 26, 2026 04:21 PM


For just as the lightning comes from the east and flashes as far as the west, so will be the coming of the Son of Man.

Posted by: toby928(c) at August 26, 2026 04:22 PM (4NO2D)

128 Graham Platner strikes me as the sort that would flash the genitalia and expose the lightning rune tattoos.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 26, 2026 04:22 PM (7gwL+)

129 112 In keeping with the stripper polling news - I don't think the dems are going to gain a single House seat. This DSA virus is going rogue at just the right time. IFFFFF the GOP GOTV apparatus is working it's going to be another night of disappointments for the donks. I think the GOP flips Michigan and Georgia and I sure think Cooper looks good in NC for the Ds.

Posted by: Black JEM at August 26, 2026 04:19 PM (7/DDO)

========

Cooper looks like he's doing fine in NC, but NC polling in summer is notoriously bad. Cooper is polling like Cunningham did (actually a tad behind) in 2020 before Cunningham lost to Tillis.

And, I'm going to be honest, I haven't seen a single pro-Cooper thing yet. I've gotten a dozen mailers blaming him for crime. He left office with Helene a complete mess and him a complete no-show. Iryna's death is pinned on him.

And the party registrations of the state have gotten A LOT more Republican since he last ran in 2020. He won by 250,000 votes in 2020. There were 400,000 more Ds than Rs at the time. There are now 10,000 more Rs than Ds.

I think there's a better chance that Whatley wins by Trump 2024 margins in the state than just about anything else.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 04:23 PM (/PKja)

130 I believe it's illegal for him to just cash out and take that money home.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2026 04:19 PM

I suppose you've never heard of the "fact finding tour" prepping for another election.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 26, 2026 04:23 PM (uhVAy)

131 The Great Tribbleation?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 26, 2026 04:23 PM (7gwL+)

132 121 Don't forget about him paying hookers to pee on the bed that Barack and Michelle slept in.

That's such a biggie for me. And Jan. 6th. All those poor capitol police that died that day.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2026 04:21 PM (ccf/V)

=======

Don't you dare say a word against BLM if you don't kill yourself over 1/6!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 04:24 PM (/PKja)

133 Graham Platner strikes me as the sort that would flash the genitalia and expose the lightning rune tattoos.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 26, 2026 04:22 PM (7gwL+)




And break in my house, I'll f*ck you RIGHT in the ASS.

No homo, tho. I'm not into that.

Posted by: Graham Platner at August 26, 2026 04:24 PM (ccf/V)

134 125 Multiple Democrats in Congress condemned Hasan Piker today

🔵 Hakeem Jeffries
🔵 Elissa Slotkin
🔵 Josh Gottheimer
🔵 Jacky Rosen
🔵 Ritchie Torres

Posted by: SMOD at August 26, 2026 01:43 PM (RHGPo)

So are they Jewish front men, or anti commies?

Posted by: Oldcat at August 26, 2026 04:22 PM (uhVAy)

======

AIPAC strikes again!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 04:24 PM (/PKja)

135 I believe al-Sayed and Piker are Sunni Muslim. Got to find a way for them to get screaming at the Shia

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 26, 2026 04:24 PM (TbVRb)

136 Ritchie Torres sounds like a PR name.

Posted by: toby928(c) at August 26, 2026 04:25 PM (4NO2D)

137 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 04:19 PM (/PKja)

You forgot, "and he and his family made billions on crypto while stealing from American workers."

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 26, 2026 04:26 PM (k5CNB)

138 Ritchie Torres sounds like a PR name.

Posted by: toby928(c) at August 26, 2026 04:25 PM (4NO2D)



Eddie Torrez, the Extra Testicle.......

Posted by: Cheech and Chong at August 26, 2026 04:26 PM (ccf/V)

139 The Great Tribbleation?
Posted by: Anna Puma

Mr. Scott sent them to the Klingons.

Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 04:26 PM (77rzZ)

140 I believe it's illegal for him to just cash out and take that money home.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2026 04:19 PM

He can keep it for future campaigns and to pay various family members campaign workers.

It's legal stealing.
Posted by: toby928(c) at August 26, 2026 04:21 PM (4NO2D)
_________

Technically, he can't just keep the money for purely personal use. But there are so many loopholes to the "rule" that he effectively can. There's a reason why so many dead-bang losers stay in races and keep running even though they have no chance. It's because they want to raise as much money as possible so they can keep it.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 26, 2026 04:26 PM (iFTx/)

141 If al-Sayed broke into Graham Platner's house hilarity would ensue

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 26, 2026 04:26 PM (TbVRb)

142 The polls are just Propaganda

Posted by: Skip at August 26, 2026 04:26 PM (Ia/+0)

143 137 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 04:19 PM (/PKja)

You forgot, "and he and his family made billions on crypto while stealing from American workers."

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 26, 2026 04:26 PM (k5CNB)

=======

The list of crimes is so long, it's impossible to remember them all!

The only solution to our immigration problems is to elect people who want to make our immigration problems worse and don't even lie about it anymore!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 04:27 PM (/PKja)

144 The press lumps the far left and the far, far left together under the moniker "progressive" because their biggest fear is the DSA becoming a separate party and bleeding off 25% of D votes.

Posted by: Oglebay at August 26, 2026 04:27 PM (2ap+5)

145 I believe al-Sayed and Piker are Sunni Muslim. Got to find a way for them to get screaming at the Shia
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 26, 2026 04:24 PM (TbVRb)

Iran had Piker's streams on their government station early on in this fracas. Not sure what Teheran made of 5 hours complaining about Asmongold.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 26, 2026 04:27 PM (uhVAy)

146 If al-Sayed broke into Graham Platner's house hilarity would ensue

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 26, 2026 04:26 PM (TbVRb)



I'd be SOOOO jealous!!!

Posted by: Andrew Gillum at August 26, 2026 04:27 PM (ccf/V)

147 My wife just shared a fun news story with me: The Royal Band at Buckingham Palace played "Nine to Five" in honor of Dolly Parton.
Posted by: Bulg at August 26, 2026 04:02 PM (77rzZ)

It's funny cuz the Royals don't have to work.

Seriously though, that's freakin' sweet.
Posted by: Robert at August 26, 2026 04:06 PM (lv4U4)
------------------------
Here's the clip:
https://tinyurl.com/bdfzx6az
Posted by: beckster at August 26, 2026 04:11 PM (kX27y)


For those of you who refuse to get an X account out of a sense of personal honor, here is the clip on youtube.

https://tinyurl.com/yxjeys2d

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 26, 2026 04:28 PM (ExV1e)

148
For those of you who refuse to get an X account out of a sense of personal honor, here is the clip on youtube.

https://tinyurl.com/yxjeys2d

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 26, 2026 04:28 PM (ExV1e)



Nicely done, sir.

Posted by: Andrew Gillum at August 26, 2026 04:29 PM (ccf/V)

149 Shyte.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2026 04:29 PM (ccf/V)

150 Hakeem Jeffreis always looks like he recently died. Grayish skin, cloudy eyes.

"Check for a pulse."

Posted by: Pug Mahon at August 26, 2026 04:30 PM (PSEDc)

151 I f*cking looked right at it, too......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2026 04:30 PM (ccf/V)

152 Bacteria on a bowling ball
All we are is bacteria on a bowling ball
----

One might even say "dust in the wind"...

Posted by: Kelly Livgren at August 26, 2026 04:30 PM (TN0g+)

153 I haz retard.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 26, 2026 04:30 PM (ccf/V)

154 Sunnis prefer TAWRIYA: deliberate ambiguity. It's a form of lying without outright lying, so they can feel virtuous and sincere. They create false impressions on purpose. A good example:
--------------------------------
The Babylon Bee
@TheBabylonBee
·
26m
El-Sayed: Beheading Infidel With A Machete No Different Than A Haircut

Posted by: beckster at August 26, 2026 04:30 PM (kX27y)

155 Multiple Democrats in Congress condemned Hasan Piker today

🔵 Hakeem Jeffries
🔵 Elissa Slotkin
🔵 Josh Gottheimer
🔵 Jacky Rosen
🔵 Ritchie Torres

Posted by: SMOD at August 26, 2026 01:43 PM (RHGPo)

So are they Jewish front men, or anti commies?
Posted by: Oldcat at August 26, 2026 04:22 PM (uhVAy)


Dog lovers.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 26, 2026 04:30 PM (ExV1e)

156 El-Sayed: Beheading Infidel With A Machete No Different Than A Haircut
Posted by: beckster at August 26, 2026 04:30 PM (kX27y)

Might want to change your barber.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 26, 2026 04:31 PM (uhVAy)

157 Goddamn sonsabitches, Twatter just got XCancel shut down.

Fuck Twatter!

Posted by: Robert at August 26, 2026 04:31 PM (lv4U4)

158 Just realized that Alec Baldwin may have a problem. Both Tim Curry and Sam Neill were in The Hunt for Red October. Scott Glenn is 87 so Alec may get a pass

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 26, 2026 04:31 PM (TbVRb)

159 Hakeem Jeffreis always looks like he recently died. Grayish skin, cloudy eyes.

"Check for a pulse."
Posted by: Pug Mahon at August 26, 2026 04:30 PM (PSEDc)

He's just wondering how he got in charge just as the house of cards started tumbling down.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 26, 2026 04:32 PM (uhVAy)

160 This person is a clear and present danger to the national security of the United States.

Posted by: Don Black at August 26, 2026 04:32 PM (ZxPkt)

161 This day has been ridiculously hectic and for no particular reason!

Anyway, there is a reason the UAE outlawed and banned the Muslim Brotherhood. The Sheikhs will warn you and do warn about this on x.

Posted by: Piper at August 26, 2026 04:33 PM (ZdaMQ)

162 Hakeem Jeffreis always looks like he recently died. Grayish skin, cloudy eyes.

"Check for a pulse."
Posted by: Pug Mahon at August 26, 2026 04:30 PM (PSEDc)

He's just wondering how he got in charge just as the house of cards started tumbling down.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 26, 2026 04:32 PM (uhVAy)

Jeffries always looks like he smoked a fat blunt first thing and is zooted out of his mind.

Posted by: Robert at August 26, 2026 04:34 PM (lv4U4)

163 "Meanwhile, Abdulrahman Hussein El-Sayed is now claiming that he doesn't support the Green New Deal."

I hate to be pedantic, but you misspelled "Green Leap Forward".

Posted by: Jeff Guinn at August 26, 2026 04:35 PM (YSIYC)

164 Politico: Abdul El-Sayed distances himself from Hasan Piker’s comments on American Jews The progressive streamer’s comments suggesting people may “take action” against Jews in the U.S. drew a rebuke from other Michigan Democrats.

This is fucking insane and at this point anyone parroting this shit is complicit. No democrats needs to "denonuce" or "distance themselves" from Hasan Piker because Republicans or corporate media says so. Go on the attack, there's shitloads of stuff to turn against republicans. Don't give in to this discussion.

Why does every Democrat need to be grilled about their stances on a fucking Twitch streamer? Nobody’s asking every Republican about Asmongold.

El-Sayed campaigned with this fascist fuck for months. There is zero chance he can distance himself now. You campaign with a guy who calls jews inbreds, you reap the consequences. Political ads are going to hammer this to death. Get ready to see El-Sayed and Piker together constantly.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 26, 2026 04:35 PM (G/onT)

165 164 Why does every Democrat need to be grilled about their stances on a fucking Twitch streamer? Nobody’s asking every Republican about Asmongold.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 26, 2026 04:35 PM (G/onT)

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Do these people know that Piker actually campaigned with El-Sayed?

Like...do they know it?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 04:36 PM (/PKja)

166 164 El-Sayed campaigned with this fascist fuck for months. There is zero chance he can distance himself now. You campaign with a guy who calls jews inbreds, you reap the consequences. Political ads are going to hammer this to death. Get ready to see El-Sayed and Piker together constantly.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 26, 2026 04:35 PM (G/onT)

=======

Well, this guy knows.

And yes, El-Sayed is going to be the Todd Akin of 2026.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 04:37 PM (/PKja)

167 > Multiple Democrats in Congress condemned Hasan Piker today

🔵 Hakeem Jeffries
🔵 Elissa Slotkin
🔵 Josh Gottheimer
🔵 Jacky Rosen
🔵 Ritchie Torres
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Taqiyya. That's what this is. Ask them about El-Sayed and it'll be a different answer.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 26, 2026 04:37 PM (2Cry5)

168 I believe in a Green New Deal
just listen to the rhythm of my heart
There's a chance we could make it now
We'll be rocking 'til the sun goes down
I believe in Green New Deal, hoo, ooh-hoo
Huh

Guitar!

Posted by: The Woke Darkness at August 26, 2026 04:37 PM (1wjle)

169 Hakeem could always ask his uncle Leonard for help. Leonard would probably say "get the Jews" and "look out for the ice people"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 26, 2026 04:37 PM (TbVRb)

170 >>>164 El-Sayed campaigned with this fascist fuck for months. There is zero chance he can distance himself now. You campaign with a guy who calls jews inbreds, you reap the consequences. Political ads are going to hammer this to death. Get ready to see El-Sayed and Piker together constantly.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 26, 2026 04:35 PM (G/onT)

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Well, this guy knows.

And yes, El-Sayed is going to be the Todd Akin of 2026.

...

let's hope

Posted by: ace at August 26, 2026 04:38 PM (1wjle)

171 I think I must've slipped over into Bearded Spock world.

https://tinyurl.com/yumudhjr

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 26, 2026 04:38 PM (ndZc7)

172 Nobody’s asking every Republican about Asmongold.

I think that he should get a haircut but his girlfriend is hot.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 26, 2026 04:38 PM (ExV1e)

173 Oh, and another thing about NC.

I'm a registered independent on the state rolls (the independents in NC lean to the right and have for many years).

I should be getting literature from both parties as they try to encourage or discourage my vote.

And I only get anti-Cooper stuff.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 04:38 PM (/PKja)

174 170 Well, this guy knows.

And yes, El-Sayed is going to be the Todd Akin of 2026.

...

let's hope

Posted by: ace at August 26, 2026 04:38 PM (1wjle)

=======

Major Jewish donors in Michigan threatened to fundraise for Rogers if El-Sayed won.

The Jewish donors did the fundraiser.

White working class voters won't turn out for El-Sayed. There was a clear racial preference for blacks against El-Sayed in the primary, so that turnout should be down, too.

Plus, Harmeet Dhillon has made it clear that she's prioritizing Michigan as a location to watch and place election monitors from the DOJ this November.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 04:40 PM (/PKja)

175 They should all be in prison or...

@EYakoby 34m
BREAKING: USAID confirms that over 100 UNWRA staff directly participated in the October 7th attacks or have affiliation with Hamas.

Exactly what we’ve said for three years.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 26, 2026 04:40 PM (diia5)

176 ***(While Claiming Jewish Safety Will be a Priority for Him)
---

Making nuclear energy safe for America was a priority for candidate Jimmy Carter.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 26, 2026 04:40 PM (51ygH)

177 Whoa. That woman in the red hoodie to the right of the gay muslim running for senate (all I remember is his name isnt' Mohammed.).

Those are some dark, evil, "I'l-l soon- be -behind- bars- and- happy -about- it" eyes.

Posted by: LASue at August 26, 2026 04:41 PM (lCppi)

178 This is fucking insane and at this point anyone parroting this shit is complicit. No democrats needs to "denonuce" or "distance themselves" from Hasan Piker

-
Any more than they need to "denonuce" or "distance themselves" from Heinrich Himmler.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 26, 2026 04:42 PM (ndZc7)

179 Michigan’s vital automobile industry. By shifting away from the formal resolution, he avoids alienating blue-collar union workers crucial to winning the state.

He avoids Bernie, AOC & their New Green Deal malarkey. She, in particular, avoids him in her act of moderation.

Hakeem and several other 'Democrats' distance themselves from Piker, but certainly not El-Sayed & several other communist clowns.

What will progressive voters remember when they push those buttons & stuff the ballot boxes in November? Lots will still manifest TDS.

Posted by: Moderation is the game for mid-term elections at August 26, 2026 04:42 PM (NFX2v)

180 Oh, TJM is back.

How was Outer Space?

Posted by: Robert at August 26, 2026 04:43 PM (lv4U4)

181 Plus, Harmeet Dhillon has made it clear that she's prioritizing Michigan as a location to watch and place election monitors from the DOJ this November.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 26, 2026 04:40 PM (/PKja)

Good. I hope she's sending folks to Houston, too. We have good laws here but it's a simmering hotbed of corruption.

Posted by: LASue at August 26, 2026 04:44 PM (lCppi)

182 Ohh, a fight between the Marxists and Muslims
I need to get popcorn

Posted by: Skip at August 26, 2026 04:45 PM (Ia/+0)

183 Maybe the Reddit people should know we aren’t answering for this because we self police, we aren’t tolerant of antisemitism on this side of the forest.

Posted by: Piper at August 26, 2026 04:45 PM (ZdaMQ)

184 I'm a few threads behind. From Marco Rubio Sanctions:

14 Bravo, Sec Rubio!

I've read the current antisemitism trend started with Portland's Antifa.

This sews that up nicely and the dots connected make sense. Root cause is Hamas.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 26, 2026 01:28 PM (hzuYO)


I think the root cause of American "Antifa" is European revcoms, who hate International Jewry (under the codenames "banksters" and "bougies") almost as much as Muslims do. So, while Italian communists of course take their own ideological progeny in Antifa as clients, they similarly find Iran-sponsored Hamas copacetic and simpatico to work with. But no one had to lead the Europeans to Jew-hatred; they were already there.

Posted by: SciVo at August 26, 2026 04:45 PM (ke3zm)

185 @174 another thing about Michigan is the trio of women running the place have problems. Nessel the AG is freaked by the Dem anti-semitism. Whitmer wants nothing to do with al-Sayed.
That leaves Benson the corrupt SoS who is running for governor. I'm sure she knows Dillon is breathing down her neck. I don't think the steal will be in the cards this year for al-Sayed

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 26, 2026 04:45 PM (TbVRb)

186 Multiple Democrats in Congress condemned Hasan Piker today

🔵 Hakeem Jeffries
🔵 Elissa Slotkin
🔵 Josh Gottheimer
🔵 Jacky Rosen
🔵 Ritchie Torres
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Taqiyya. That's what this is. Ask them about El-Sayed and it'll be a different answer.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 26, 2026 04:37 PM (2Cry5)

I love it when you can tell exactly what the memo said even tho it wasn't sent to you.

Posted by: LASue at August 26, 2026 04:45 PM (lCppi)

187
Ritchie Torres sounds like a PR name.
Posted by: toby928(c)


Did he play second base for the Reds?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 26, 2026 04:46 PM (Cqx++)

188 BTW, good people, today marks the fifth anniversary of Abbey Gate.

The nation honors the sacrifice of those who died, a solemn occasion commemorated by The White House and military leaders.

Posted by: Moderation is the game for mid-term elections at August 26, 2026 04:47 PM (NFX2v)

189 177 Whoa. That woman in the red hoodie to the right of the gay muslim running for senate (all I remember is his name isnt' Mohammed.).

Those are some dark, evil, "I'l-l soon- be -behind- bars- and- happy -about- it" eyes.
Posted by: LASue at August 26, 2026 04:41 PM
______________

Hag in a bag wannabe.

Posted by: And second class citizen at August 26, 2026 04:47 PM (2Ez/1)

190 Ohh, a fight between the Marxists and Muslims
I need to get popcorn
Posted by: Skip at August 26, 2026 04:45 PM (Ia/+0)

Oh no.
Please. Don't ... Stop. Don't Stop.

Posted by: LASue at August 26, 2026 04:47 PM (lCppi)

191 @186 didn't Slotkin babble something about "big tent"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 26, 2026 04:48 PM (TbVRb)

192 Maybe it not long before Detroit Tigers have Der Fuhrer Pride Night in the Park?

Posted by: Long Duc Dong at August 26, 2026 04:49 PM (3XMoj)

193 didn't Slotkin babble something about "big tent"
Posted by: Smell the Glove

Her dress would make a big tent.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 26, 2026 04:49 PM (YZ0Fo)

194 El-Sayed: Beheading Infidel With A Machete No Different Than A Haircut
Posted by: beckster at August 26, 2026 04:30 PM (kX27y)

Chopping off hand of thief no different than a manicure.

Posted by: LASue at August 26, 2026 04:50 PM (lCppi)

195 Ritchie Torres sounds like a PR name.
Posted by: toby928(c)

Did he play second base for the Reds?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Nope. Drums for Bon Jovi

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 26, 2026 04:50 PM (EGW4m)

196 That guy who's not named Mohammed really looks like he likes the men. And that he's not super smart.

Posted by: LASue at August 26, 2026 04:51 PM (lCppi)

197 Nope. Drums for Bon Jovi
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 26, 2026 04:50 PM (EGW4m)

Is he that guy in the State Farm commercial?

Posted by: dantesed at August 26, 2026 04:52 PM (Oy/m2)

198 Robert he won't tell me earlier how vacation went

Posted by: Skip at August 26, 2026 04:53 PM (Ia/+0)

199 Below, Abdulrahman Hussein El-Sayed states his emphatic ALL-CAPS support of the Green New Deal he says he doesn't support.
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Hey that's just twitter's version of a sarcasm font!

Posted by: El-Sayed's Internet Editor at August 26, 2026 04:53 PM (U/Eoe)

200 >>>But no one had to lead the Europeans to Jew-hatred; they were already there.
Posted by: SciVo at August 26, 2026 04:45 PM (ke3zm)
****
This is truth. If the muzzies can finally succeed at what the euro-peons have been trying to do for centuries, well they'll live with the subjugation because finally they will be Judenrein.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at August 26, 2026 04:53 PM (aWBom)

201 Think it's the other way around, Mohammeds:


Nathan Hansen
@nathanmhansen
·
16h
Sounds like a threat.
----------

News Talk 830 WCCO
@wccoradio
·
Aug 25
The Somali community condemned a recent outreach campaign from Ramsey County Sheriff Bob Fletcher they say unfairly targeted specific Somali youth and families ahead of the Minnesota State Fair: "He's creating much more problems that he cannot solve."

Posted by: beckster at August 26, 2026 04:54 PM (kX27y)

202 Robert he won't tell me earlier how vacation went
Posted by: Skip at August 26, 2026 04:53 PM (Ia/+0)
---
Musta gone to Vegas...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 26, 2026 04:54 PM (FZ29D)

203 Tossing gays from roof tops is the same as using a plane!

Posted by: El-Sayed's Internet Editor at August 26, 2026 04:54 PM (U/Eoe)

204 For the supposed no likeness of Mo, how does anyone know what he looked like anyway?

Posted by: Skip at August 26, 2026 04:54 PM (Ia/+0)

205 Abdulrahman Hussein El-Sayed
spell it out!

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 26, 2026 04:55 PM (wxsGM)

206 Reminder:
the final MI poll average overestimated Kamala by nearly 2%

I'm sure all the pollsters have fixed the errors that caused that this time ....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 26, 2026 04:55 PM (3cUTc)

207 Perfessor the YouTube shot looked nice

Posted by: Skip at August 26, 2026 04:55 PM (Ia/+0)

208 Clitorectomies' are our cultural equivalent of getting ears pierced!

Posted by: El-Sayed's Internet Editor at August 26, 2026 04:56 PM (U/Eoe)

209 203 Tossing gays from roof tops is the same as using a plane!
Posted by: El-Sayed's Internet Editor

Talk with Gov. Shapiro's press section. 👌🏼

Posted by: Moderation is the game for mid-term elections at August 26, 2026 04:57 PM (NFX2v)

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