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Thursday Overnight Open Thread - August 27, 2026

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Howdy Hordelings! Welcome to the Thursday ONT! Mixed bag of content for those who care. Open thread, as always. What's on YOUR mind tonight?

[Top photo: Pilbara, Western Australia]

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Get out there and take a look at the moon!

On the night of 27 August 2026 the Earth's shadow will slide across a full Moon and turn it copper for more than an hour, a partial lunar eclipse visible from the Americas without any equipment except a clear sky

...weather permitting, the full Moon over the Americas is going to do something it will not do again for more than two years. Beginning in the late evening of Thursday, August 27, Earth’s shadow will creep across the lunar surface until, a little after midnight on the East Coast, 96 percent of the Moon sits inside it, glowing a dim, rusty copper with only a bright sliver left along one edge.

Technically it is a partial lunar eclipse. Practically, it is about as close to a total one as a partial can get, and astronomers are calling it the best lunar eclipse anywhere on Earth until New Year’s Eve 2028.

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For viewers in the eastern half of North America, the timeline runs like this. The subtle penumbral shading begins around 9:24 pm Eastern time on the 27th. The real event, the partial phase, starts at 10:34 pm, when the curved edge of Earth’s dark inner shadow, the umbra, takes its first visible bite out of the Moon. The shadow advances for the next hour and a half until maximum eclipse at 12:12 am Eastern, when 96.3 percent of the disk is immersed and the Moon hangs copper-red in the sky. The shadow then slides off, with the partial phase ending at 1:52 am and the whole affair over by 3 am.

Subtract the hours for other zones: maximum comes at 11:12 pm Central, 10:12 pm Mountain, 9:12 pm Pacific. West Coast viewers see the Moon rise with the eclipse already underway, low in the southeastern sky, which is a gift for photographers who want a shadowed Moon hanging over a skyline.

Please share your respective moon-gazing experiences tonight. If you get any good photos, please send them my way - you may see them on a future ONT!


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Black spray paint has many uses

These facts may or may not be related.

1. You can buy cans of black spray paint at Walmart for under 3 bucks.

2. Paint on a solar panel is a bad idea, it will block all the light and make the panel useless.

3. From a distance a panel sprayed with black paint would look just fine.

4. Flock Cameras are solar powered and the area of their panel surface is 595 square inches

5. A single can of spray paint can fully cover 2880 square inches.

6. 2880 divided by 595 is 4.84

See kids math is a valuable skill you really will need it in the real world.

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Pushback against Flock in Oshkosh, Wisconsin

A police chief in Oshkosh, Wisconsin caught Flock lying to his city council, and killed the $8 billion surveillance company's contract less than a day after the council had approved it.

Here's how it happened.

The night before, Oshkosh's council was set to renew its deal with Flock Safety, the license plate camera company backed by a16z and Tiger Global.

One council member asked the Flock rep a plain yes-or-no question. Does this system build a heat map of everywhere a specific car travels over time?

Flock's rep said no.

The council believed him and voted 5 to 2 to renew. By the next morning, Chief Dean Smith's own officers had told him that answer was false.

So he pulled up the system himself. He watched it generate the exact heat map Flock had just sworn it couldn't make.

Then he walked into an emergency meeting and said it out loud: "Because of this misrepresentation, I can no longer recommend Flock."

Understand what a heat map is, because it's the whole trick.

Hit the link to read the whole thing

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Flock being used as a revenue generation tool.

e.g. Ticketing overweight trucks on restricted roads.

Photos at the link

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Dolly Parton will be remembered accurately!

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Asshoes

Felony charges dropped against Golden Gate Bridge protesters

A two-year legal battle over a dramatic protest against the war on Gaza came to an end on Friday as seven protesters who’d blocked traffic on the Golden Gate Bridge received 30-day sentences and $1,000 fines.

Over two dozen activists halted several lanes of traffic on the bridge on April 15, 2024, six months into Israel’s war in the Palestinian territory that has been widely recognized as a genocide. San Francisco District Attorney Brooke Jenkins charged 26 of them with crimes. Most were offered diversion, in the form of fines and community service, but Jenkins hit seven protesters with a raft of serious charges, including felony conspiracy.

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After a two-and-a-half-week trial, jurors deadlocked in June over the most serious charges but convicted the protesters on several misdemeanors, including obstructing a thoroughfare, unlawful assembly, and four counts of false imprisonment related to trapped commuters.

Jenkins’ office had considered a new trial on the conspiracy charges, but assistant district attorney Angela Roze announced on Friday that the remaining charges would all be dropped.

Emphasis mine.

Screw you, AP. "Widely recognized"?? Again - screw you. Oh there are links in that article. Go ahead and check them out - if you dare.

The protesters are asshoe, and the AP is asshoe.

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1 who knew?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 27, 2026 10:06 PM (+UcOf)

2 Ah, my friends, we meet again!

Let's just start off with my favorite meme I've run across today.

https://bit.ly/so-many-questions

Posted by: mindful webworker - generically at August 27, 2026 10:06 PM (11R8D)

3 Good evening! Job search update/reminder, I've got an interview tomorrow morning. I'd have to move if they make the offer, so praying that God make His preference clear during this.

Still hoping for something closer to come along, honestly, but praying for the ability to accept wherever God wants me to be, too.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 27, 2026 10:07 PM (aJQbY)

4 I have nothing to say but hurray!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 27, 2026 10:07 PM (DuPSD)

5 I look away for just one second and Braenyard wins the Furts prize.

Posted by: mindful webworker - almost but not quite at August 27, 2026 10:07 PM (11R8D)

6 Does anyone miss Joe Biden?

Posted by: Minuteman at August 27, 2026 10:08 PM (47/pr)

7 FJB! Hi Doof. Evenin, Horde.

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at August 27, 2026 10:09 PM (kOluj)

8 Legit?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 27, 2026 10:10 PM (wxsGM)

9 Ah, my friends, we meet again!
Let's just start off with my favorite meme I've run across today.
https://bit.ly/so-many-questions
Posted by: mindful webworker


And why did they keep it under wraps for 8 months?

Posted by: mikeski at August 27, 2026 10:10 PM (VHUov)

10 Wait a sec... Oshkosh Wisconsin was going to spend eight BILLION on cameras?

That seems.... strange

Posted by: man at August 27, 2026 10:11 PM (XuXeR)

11 Ooh, I haven't missed the good umbra yet. I'll try to take pics but... cellphone cameras oversaturate and ruin that ruddy red gleam.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 27, 2026 10:11 PM (aJQbY)

12 Just went outside and looked.

Some giant is devouring the moon!

Panic now! Sacrifice a Democrat.


Just kidding.

Probably

Posted by: mindful webworker - the sky is disappearing at August 27, 2026 10:11 PM (11R8D)

13
And it's cloudy here. There are breaks in the clouds and the full Moon just peaked through for about 1 minute. Now totally obscured.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 27, 2026 10:12 PM (w6EFb)

14 Thanks for the ONT, Doof.

This Flock stuff is disturbing on several levels. The SC will no doubt become involved because of the money involved. We are back to definitions of "privacy" when "in public". How does freedom of movement, a specific item mentioned in basic American documents play?

Posted by: LRob in OK at August 27, 2026 10:13 PM (Jr+re)

15
Those of you on the west coast will see a eclipsed moon rising.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 27, 2026 10:13 PM (w6EFb)

16 Great ONT Doof!


The username rules at the university used to work at resulted in a very respected female professor having the username 'fkinghor'

True story

Posted by: 496 at August 27, 2026 10:13 PM (/2KcO)

17 Evenin'

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 27, 2026 10:14 PM (AdHga)

18 was going to spend eight BILLION on cameras?


Substandard sentencing. The company is mentioned as being worth $8B.

Posted by: LRob in OK at August 27, 2026 10:15 PM (Jr+re)

19 Damn it’s dry tonight. 80 degrees and I’m a little chilly. Dewpoint is in the 20s.

Mountain west summer weather for the win!!

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 27, 2026 10:15 PM (Vvm2m)

20 Evening, Doof, and ONT Horde. Looks like ancient red granite there is Oz.

And anyone who says Israel is committing genocide in gaza should be placed in a huge glass aquarium and gassed with phosgene, while a crowd looks on and cheers.

I would be perfectly OK with Mossad doing gory hits on anyone, anywhere in the world, committing blood libel against Israel.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 27, 2026 10:15 PM (1z8ji)

21 10 Wait a sec... Oshkosh Wisconsin was going to spend eight BILLION on cameras?

That seems.... strange
Posted by: man



Oshkosh has 8 Billion to spend?

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 27, 2026 10:15 PM (AdHga)

22 Will get right on that, Dave.

Did we get an update on Garret's dad today?
Thanks for the eclipse reminder- I'll try to stay up for that.

Posted by: sal at August 27, 2026 10:16 PM (f+FmA)

23 that has been widely recognized as a genocide.

They've been "genociding" them for almost 80 years. Either Israel really sucks at genocide, or there's a factory somewhere cranking out new paleostinians by the thousands per day.

Posted by: mikeski at August 27, 2026 10:16 PM (VHUov)

24 Look, it's not just the cameras, it's all of the correlation with other data (that companies will sell, the government will just take (or buy if that is easier)). Combined with a Central Bank Digital Currency, the fed.gov can completely control you, and make it look like technical glitches that occur randomly. Like that idea when Trump is in office? What about AOC or whatshisface in Kaleeforneeuh?

Posted by: Don in SoCo at August 27, 2026 10:17 PM (PBKu+)

25 Good evening good people.

Good news abounds today - a previous contractor said I owe them $x,xxx from a project two years ago.

Did some digging - Nope! I have the cancelled checks. Bite me!!

Posted by: Tonypete at August 27, 2026 10:17 PM (he2p7)

26 Oshkosh has 8 Billion to spend?
Posted by: Puddleglum


There's a lotta money in the toddler-clothes market, by gosh.

Posted by: mikeski at August 27, 2026 10:17 PM (VHUov)

27 They've been "genociding" them for almost 80 years. Either Israel really sucks at genocide, or there's a factory somewhere cranking out new paleostinians by the thousands per day.
Posted by: mikeski at August 27, 2026 10:16 PM (VHUov)

If Hitler had been as incompetent at genocide as the Israelis are, there would have been 40 million Jews in Europe in May of 1945.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 27, 2026 10:18 PM (1z8ji)

28 that has been widely recognized as a genocide.


Widely = AP Newsrooms. Well, any newsroom.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 27, 2026 10:18 PM (AdHga)

29 *top pic*

I'm feelin' a bit parched

Posted by: Miklos heads toward the Watering Trough at August 27, 2026 10:18 PM (4RYRd)

30 Howdy everyone! I just looked at the moon outside here at the Northern Command. Definitely a full moon, but I don't see any eclipsing going on.

Posted by: Doof at August 27, 2026 10:19 PM (QLC6i)

31 Widely = AP Newsrooms. Well, any newsroom.
Posted by: Puddleglum

Good Night, and Good News

Posted by: Ted Baxter, the last honest newreader at August 27, 2026 10:20 PM (4RYRd)

32 Did we get an update on Garret's dad today?
Thanks for the eclipse reminder- I'll try to stay up for that.
Posted by: sal at August 27, 2026 10:16 PM (f+FmA)

His Dad is home from the ER. A bout of diverticulitis, apparently. He's taking antibiotics.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 27, 2026 10:20 PM (1z8ji)

33 This eclipse nonsense is just lunacy!

Posted by: Tonypete at August 27, 2026 10:20 PM (he2p7)

34 Thanks for TONT, Doof!

Sun hasn't set & moon hasn't risen here yet...

Posted by: JQ at August 27, 2026 10:20 PM (rdVOm)

35 I've won.

Posted by: Megatron, half an issue before blowing up the space bridge at August 27, 2026 10:20 PM (vSvIl)

36 There's a good storm outside my hotel in Casper, WY tonight. I can't see any moon. Look out nebraska... this is headed your way

Posted by: 496 at August 27, 2026 10:21 PM (hypP/)

37 I just looked at the moon outside here at the Northern Command. Definitely a full moon, but I don't see any eclipsing going on.
Posted by: Doof

You wanna moon?

Posted by: Pants Optional Miklos double dog dares ya at August 27, 2026 10:21 PM (4RYRd)

38 Thank you Doof!
Best of luck Dave.

Fingerme was hilarious. Worth the price of admission right there. It has to be gone now if it ever existed.

I have to get back to work but this came up and I had Chat double-check.

The Juneau fact is real, but your instinct caught the wording issue.

Juneau absolutely has local roads.

The City and Borough of Juneau says Glacier Highway extends about 40 miles north of downtown, but there are no roads out of Juneau. Alaska DOT describes Juneau as the largest North American community not connected to the continental highway system; outside access is by air or water/ferry.

So I changed the production wording to the more precise:

“No road connects Juneau to the continental highway system.”

The Alaska fact also checks out: Alaska is larger than Texas + California + Montana combined. Federal material explicitly makes that comparison, and current Census area figures support it.

Hmmm. Interesting. Learning is fun.
Good night all.
Back to work.

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 27, 2026 10:21 PM (Sco7b)

39 Sorry I'm late, I got rhythm and I got music, but I should have asked for a working clock to go with it.

Posted by: tankdemon at August 27, 2026 10:21 PM (K+2Av)

40 Report from the DC metro area:
Current conditions cloudy. The moon is obscured by the clouds although one can locate it. Rain expected at midnight.
Sorry, no pics from here.

Oh, and meow.

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at August 27, 2026 10:22 PM (w3u3d)

41 The cat doesn't seem too interested in the fish.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 27, 2026 10:22 PM (Cqx++)

42 I am at the far end of the Mountain Time Zone. Gonna have to wait a bit for the eclipse.

I may have retired before then. We shall see.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at August 27, 2026 10:22 PM (0aYVJ)

43 Welp, the moon has cleared the ridge out back and is starting to visibly dim and has a faint tinge.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at August 27, 2026 10:23 PM (iIyc0)

44 >> Definitely a full moon, but I don't see any eclipsing going on.

The penumbral phase has well begun, but you can't really see the difference in brightness. Well trained less than 29 yr old eyes can detect the subtle change in brightness.

Umbral phase will begin in about 10 minutes, at 10:33 EDT.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 27, 2026 10:23 PM (w6EFb)

45 Those of you on the west coast will see a eclipsed moon rising.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley

Is it a Good Moon, or a Bad Moon?

Posted by: Billie Burke in best John Fogerty voice at August 27, 2026 10:23 PM (4RYRd)

46 The sudden hate for flock cameras and data centers seems coordinated. The left is on a Crusade against both of them. Which makes me suspicious of the entire movement.

We’ve had data centers for decades. Nobody gave a fuck. Now it’s an existential threat to our lives? Interesting. We’ve also had traffic cameras forever. Nobody noticed nobody cared. Now these cameras are the biggest issue in the land Al of a sudden? Not to mention that every house has a ring camera pointing at the street. Cops have used those for the same purpose they use flock.

Somethings fishy how these two issues burst onto the scene out of the blue like that.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 27, 2026 10:23 PM (Vvm2m)

47 33 This eclipse nonsense is just lunar see!
Posted by: Tonypete at August 27, 2026 10:20 PM (he2p7)

FIFY

Begun, the Moon Pun Wars have.

Posted by: Pro Bono means Not Guilty or your money back! at August 27, 2026 10:24 PM (r7+Q7)

48 The penumbral phase has well begun, but you can't really see the difference




I tell Darleen that sometimes

Posted by: Miklos has a hard time communicating at August 27, 2026 10:24 PM (4RYRd)

49
For all interested, go to timeanddate.com, put in your location, and get moonrise and set times, then click on the eclipse link. It will have all the timings.

Note that lunar eclipses timing are absolute. Phases occur at the same time for everybody.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 27, 2026 10:25 PM (w6EFb)

50 Evening all,

We have a medal ceremony in the morning.

Artemis II Congressional Space Medal of Honor Ceremony
Date: Aug 28, 2026
Time: 11 A.M. EDT/10 A.M. CDT

https://youtu.be/tGjffGccQig

Posted by: Joyenz at August 27, 2026 10:25 PM (2F0/Y)

51 Sorry, Megan.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 27, 2026 10:25 PM (wxsGM)

52 The cat doesn't seem too interested in the fish.
_-_
Yeah, well, the lazy bastard is also watching idly by while the birds steal most of the cat food I put in his dish, whining for more every time I come outside.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at August 27, 2026 10:25 PM (PBKu+)

53 Begun, the Moon Pun Wars have.
Posted by: Pro Bono means Not Guilty

Cheesy moon puns

Posted by: Miklos does not like green cheese, Sam I Am at August 27, 2026 10:25 PM (4RYRd)

54 I tell Darleen that sometimes


I'm not sure why, Miklos, but that is funny!

Posted by: LRob in OK at August 27, 2026 10:26 PM (Jr+re)

55
Raining here in SW Wyoming so no moon.

Thank God we are getting some rain though.

62 wonderful degrees

Posted by: four seasons at August 27, 2026 10:26 PM (/QHx4)

56 >> Is it a Good Moon, or a Bad Moon?

It's a Blood Moon. Well a partial Blood Moon. Also this lunation is the Sturgeon Moon. So, a Blood Sturgeon Moon on the rise.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 27, 2026 10:26 PM (w6EFb)

57 Evening Horde.

Exhausting day, I'm ready for bed

Posted by: Dave_in_Fla at August 27, 2026 10:26 PM (qogc6)

58 Great ONT, Doof! And spectacular photo up top, as usual.

Thanks for the Flock updates. A camera near us was installed, then uninstalled a month or so later. The camera was then reinstalled and promptly "uninstalled" by some teenagers in the middle of the night. Those teenagers managed to get caught in the act and are facing charges. The Flock camera is still down.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 27, 2026 10:26 PM (D/6p1)

59 Joyenz, WHAT is a Congressional Space Medal of Honor?

Posted by: LRob in OK at August 27, 2026 10:27 PM (Jr+re)

60 The username rules at the university used to work at resulted in a very respected female professor having the username 'fkinghor'

True story

Posted by: 496 at August 27, 2026 10:13 PM (/2KcO)

Poor Meghan Dickinson.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 27, 2026 10:27 PM (dK+Kv)

61 >> I'm not sure why, Miklos, but that is funny!

He's been making a lot of Darleen astronomical jokes. Go back and check out the last few ONTs. They're just funny, I don't care who you are.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 27, 2026 10:27 PM (w6EFb)

62 Sorry Megan!

Posted by: Merlin Blow at August 27, 2026 10:28 PM (n5tGW)

63 46 The sudden hate for flock cameras and data centers seems coordinated. The left is on a Crusade against both of them. Which makes me suspicious of the entire movement.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 27, 2026 10:23 PM (Vvm2m)

Yup, no doubt. China is behind it.

Posted by: Joemarine at August 27, 2026 10:28 PM (y171U)

64 Thanks, AOP! Was hoping he was okay.

Posted by: sal at August 27, 2026 10:29 PM (f+FmA)

65 Poor Meghan Dickinson.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 27, 2026 10:27 PM (dK+Kv)
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Professor Kinghorn actually had a great sense of humor about it which makes it even better in my opinion

Posted by: 496 at August 27, 2026 10:29 PM (hypP/)

66 Also this lunation is the Sturgeon Moon.
Posted by: publius


8 million animal species, and we can't do better than "Sturgeon Moon?"

Posted by: mikeski at August 27, 2026 10:29 PM (VHUov)

67 Exhausting day, I'm ready for bed
Posted by: Dave_in_Fla

Rest up

Need Analytic Election Prognostifications

Posted by: Miklos trusts Daves (both Florida and Wierd) at August 27, 2026 10:29 PM (4RYRd)

68 Never mind, Joyenz. I looked it up.

Posted by: LRob in OK at August 27, 2026 10:31 PM (Jr+re)

69 Coming this November, from the Walt Disney Company, "The Life of Dolly Parton", staring Will Smith as Dolly Parton, like you've never seen her!

Posted by: a.moron at August 27, 2026 10:31 PM (X5Jzz)

70 Posted by: LRob in OK at August 27, 2026 10:27 PM (Jr+re)

The Congressional Space Medal of Honor is the United States’ highest award for astronauts, authorized by Congress in 1969 to honor exceptional contributions to the nation and humanity.

Posted by: Joyenz at August 27, 2026 10:31 PM (2F0/Y)

71

I'm on a first name basis with my Amazon delivery guy.

I don't know my neighbors names.

Life in The Crazy Years...

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at August 27, 2026 10:32 PM (BAF/o)

72 No eclipse for me tonight.

Stupid clouds.

Posted by: tankdemon at August 27, 2026 10:32 PM (K+2Av)

73 Begun, the Moon Pun Wars have.

Posted by: Pro Bono means Not Guilty or your money back! at August 27, 2026 10:24 PM (r7+Q7)

That's no moon pun.

Posted by: Oggie Ben Doggie at August 27, 2026 10:32 PM (dK+Kv)

74 8 million animal species, and we can't do better than "Sturgeon Moon?"
Posted by: mikeski at August 27, 2026 10:29 PM (VHUov)

Sings: "Like A Sturgeon"

Posted by: tired old skank Madonna at August 27, 2026 10:33 PM (1z8ji)

75 The sudden hate for flock cameras and data centers seems coordinated.
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Yup, no doubt. China is behind it.


If so, that and General Tso's Chicken will make two things they're right about. But it seems more reasonable to me that China would encourage Flock so there will be more data for them to steal.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 27, 2026 10:33 PM (vTZFs)

76 The Man in the Moon is getting his stubble, no beard or blood yet. I'll check again in a few minutes.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 27, 2026 10:33 PM (aJQbY)

77 The sudden hate for flock cameras and data centers
_-_
NOT sudden in my case, and I am _seriously_ not a leftist. Voted for Trump 3 times (plus primaries).

Posted by: Don in SoCo at August 27, 2026 10:34 PM (PBKu+)

78 8 million animal species, and we can't do better than "Sturgeon Moon?"
Posted by: mikeski

Sounds fishy.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 27, 2026 10:34 PM (he2p7)

79
Moon names (from the Injuns):

Jan, Feb, Mar: Wolf, Snow, Worm
April, May, June: Pink, Flower, Strawberry
July, August, Sept: Buck, Sturgeon, Corn
Oct, Nov, Dec: Hunter's, Beaver, Cold

Now, the Full Moon closest to the Autumnal Equinox is called the Harvest Moon.

I group them in threes in the above because of the alternative seasonal naming convention. The list goes, Winter, Spring, Summer, Fall.

In the seasonal convention, this Moon would be a Corn Moon, the last full Moon of Summer.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 27, 2026 10:36 PM (w6EFb)

80 Crud, a raft of clouds just floated over.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at August 27, 2026 10:36 PM (iIyc0)

81
Son works for the Forest Service here in Wyoming. Got called out tonight because some guy from the East died on a trail here today.

Also they have closed some trails because of safety reasons and they are getting nasty phone calls and emails.

Fucking idiots. It is all about me,me, I am so important.

Posted by: four seasons at August 27, 2026 10:37 PM (/QHx4)

82 Sings: "Like A Sturgeon"
Posted by: tired old skank Madonna

Sod off, ye auld bitche

Posted by: Nicola Sturgeon, for mer First Minister of Scotland at August 27, 2026 10:37 PM (4RYRd)

83 I think data centers should generate their own power and use cooling systems that do not put an inordinate burden on water sources. They will provide construction jobs for a while, and they will provide longer lasting jobs for a skeleton crew to oversee them. Then, over time, they will wear out the memory banks and when there is no money to replace them, they will go out of operation.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 27, 2026 10:38 PM (DuPSD)

84 Moon just rose over the Sapphire Mtns. Very beautiful.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at August 27, 2026 10:38 PM (2NHgQ)

85 No Moon to be seen here at Peon Manor. Sky is clear, but hazy. The combines are running, now.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 27, 2026 10:39 PM (1z8ji)

86 “No road connects Juneau to the continental highway system.”

The Alaska fact also checks out: Alaska is larger than Texas + California + Montana combined. Federal material explicitly makes that comparison, and current Census area figures support it.

Hmmm. Interesting. Learning is fun.
Good night all.
Back to work.

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 27, 2026 10:21 PM (Sco7b)

No roads connect most of SE AK to anything. Juneau, Ketchikan, Wrangell, Petersburg, etc. The only close spot is Haines, and you can only get there on the highway if you go through Canada. Hence, the Marine Highway, which is various ferries that connect most of Southeast.

AK is... different.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 27, 2026 10:40 PM (dEHLq)

87 In the seasonal convention, this Moon would be a Corn Moon, the last full Moon of Summer.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley



https://tinyurl.com/bdr9nvu5

Posted by: Classy, Luxurious Musical Interludes with Miklos at August 27, 2026 10:40 PM (4RYRd)

88 Then, over time, they will wear out the memory banks and when there is no money to replace them, they will go out of operation.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 27, 2026 10:38 PM (DuPSD)

Dolly Parton never wore out her mammary banks.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 27, 2026 10:41 PM (1z8ji)

89 Dolly Parton never wore out her mammary banks.


She was too young to inspire the Bob Hope classic song . . . . . . . .

Posted by: LRob in OK at August 27, 2026 10:41 PM (Jr+re)

90 combines are running
_-_
and THAT is good news.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at August 27, 2026 10:41 PM (PBKu+)

91 75 The sudden hate for flock cameras and data centers seems coordinated.
---------
Yup, no doubt. China is behind it.

If so, that and General Tso's Chicken will make two things they're right about. But it seems more reasonable to me that China would encourage Flock so there will be more data for them to steal.
Posted by: Oddbob at August 27, 2026 10:33 PM (vTZFs)

For Moi? Its like they never watched any Sci Fi flicks at all...

AI... check... lots of data centers to process cameras... Robot Olympics (faster than Human 440)... and add in all the drones that are now DECIDING whether to kill or not...

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 27, 2026 10:42 PM (mP0Kj)

92 Partial eclipse. 1 1/2 hours til full eclipse. I won’t be seeing it.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at August 27, 2026 10:42 PM (2NHgQ)

93
Lo and behold, cleared off. I see a little chunk appearing.

You won't see the reddish color until the sunlit part gets relatively small small.

About. 12% (diameter fraction) now.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 27, 2026 10:42 PM (w6EFb)

94 Oshkosh has 8 Billion to spend?
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 27, 2026 10:15 PM (AdHga)

Children's overalls must be a lot more popular than I thought.

Posted by: tankdemon at August 27, 2026 10:42 PM (K+2Av)

95

Thomas Hayden Church is killing "Tires"

Posted by: Auspex at August 27, 2026 10:42 PM (Y8DZL)

96 Moon's starting to git et. Camera doesn't show it though, too much light amplification even when I put all the 'tone it down' filters I can figure out onto it.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 27, 2026 10:42 PM (aJQbY)

97 Tonight's ONT brought to you by unfortunate contact info

The oldest story like that I know..... Wake Forest student, when their email/UNIX logins were their last name (or the first 6 letters of it if it was longer), plus their first & middle initials.

Mary Emily Cummins was not a happy camper.

Posted by: mikeski at August 27, 2026 10:43 PM (VHUov)

98 Don't know if I'll be up when the moon gets interesting here. It was very orange and nearly full when I drove to work this morning.

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 27, 2026 10:43 PM (ftFVW)

99 Flock cameras are another thing entirely. We are all now precriminals: dossiers are generated at government request on any of us, just in case we might commit a crime. This is in violation of the 4th amendment: the government must have probable cause to investigate a crime. They can’t just assume we might be criminals: there has to be a crime first.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 27, 2026 10:43 PM (DuPSD)

100 Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 27, 2026 10:38 PM (DuPSD)

It is somewhat amusing the Calif puts a LIMIT on how big of a power supply a normal person can have in their Computer... but also wants Yuge data centers..

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 27, 2026 10:44 PM (mP0Kj)

101 No roads connect most of SE AK to anything. Juneau, Ketchikan, Wrangell, Petersburg, etc. The only close spot is Haines, and you can only get there on the highway if you go through Canada. Hence, the Marine Highway, which is various ferries that connect most of Southeast.

AK is... different.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 27, 2026 10:40 PM (dEHLq)

Most of coastal British Columbia is exactly the same. The coastal highway ends a few miles beyond Powell River. It's the fjords. Too wide near the mouth to bridge, often too steep-sided to build a road around, and not enough potential traffic to make such a construction worthwhile. But roads from the heads of the fjords into the interior are possible, and exist in some places.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 27, 2026 10:45 PM (1z8ji)

102 99 Flock cameras are another thing entirely. We are all now precriminals: dossiers are generated at government request on any of us, just in case we might commit a crime. This is in violation of the 4th amendment: the government must have probable cause to investigate a crime. They can’t just assume we might be criminals: there has to be a crime first.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 27, 2026 10:43 PM (DuPSD)

This is why these cameras must be banned. Demand your state legislators do so.

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 27, 2026 10:45 PM (jPziU)

103 Evening all,

We have a medal ceremony in the morning.

Artemis II Congressional Space Medal of Honor Ceremony
Date: Aug 28, 2026
Time: 11 A.M. EDT/10 A.M. CDT

https://youtu.be/tGjffGccQig
Posted by: Joyenz at August 27, 2026 10:25 PM (2F0/Y)

We're sending Congress into space to give astronauts a medal? Cool. Congress gets to ride Starship and the Artemis crew a Dragon, right?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 27, 2026 10:46 PM (qx7Zg)

104 Why was I suddenly reminded of this?

https://youtube.com/shorts/-PAfiOgtoZM

Posted by: tankdemon at August 27, 2026 10:46 PM (K+2Av)

105 A quick and imperfect mental inventory indicates that about 31.3% of all recorded music with lyrics involves a moon somehow.

People should ask Doof about this, because he has more music than the Library of Congress.

Posted by: Claire de Lune Mikleuse at August 27, 2026 10:47 PM (4RYRd)

106 Several data centers have also built power stations along side it. And the water issue is way overblown.

This is a CCP op to slow down our AI development and give them an advantage. It’s obvious.

Remember the mania against fracking? That was an op by the Saudis as it was a threat to them. They generated the hysteria pushed along by gullible American leftists.

Same playbook.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 27, 2026 10:47 PM (Vvm2m)

107 Nice pic of Ben Grimm up top.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 27, 2026 10:47 PM (1Ff7Z)

108 Dang. Clouds rolled in and have obscured the moon.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at August 27, 2026 10:47 PM (2NHgQ)

109 The sudden hate for flock cameras and data centers seems coordinated. The left is on a Crusade against both of them. Which makes me suspicious of the entire movement.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 27, 2026 10:23 PM (Vvm2m)

Yup, no doubt. China is behind it.
Posted by: Joemarine at August 27, 2026 10:28 PM (y171U)

Good for China, if so.

And fuck the vermin in government that want to put us all under constant surveillance.

Posted by: Methos, inauthentic X-bot account at August 27, 2026 10:48 PM (vSvIl)

110 And props to the Oshkosh Police Chief and his department for uncovering Flock “Safety” bullshit. Clearly, they care about the law and the Constitution.

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 27, 2026 10:48 PM (jPziU)

111 Tonight's ONT brought to you by unfortunate contact info

The oldest story like that I know..... Wake Forest student, when their email/UNIX logins were their last name (or the first 6 letters of it if it was longer), plus their first & middle initials.

Mary Emily Cummins was not a happy camper.
Posted by: mikeski at August 27, 2026 10:43 PM (VHUov)

If it allowed 8 characters for the last name, Megan Finger might have to complain about the email address to Brenda Utthead.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 27, 2026 10:48 PM (qx7Zg)

112 46 The sudden hate for flock cameras and data centers seems coordinated. The left is on a Crusade against both of them. Which makes me suspicious of the entire movement.
...
We’ve had data centers for decades. Nobody gave a fuck. Now it’s an existential threat to our lives? ... Interesting. ...

Somethings fishy how these two issues burst onto the scene out of the blue like that.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez
----

They've always had control and they see it slipping away.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 27, 2026 10:49 PM (+UcOf)

113 I just nipped outside to have a look at the Moon, 9:34 pm Central. The Moon is up in the eastern sky. A piece has been bitten out of the lower left quadrant.

I won't stay up until midnight to see it all, and it'll be over by 2 a.m. So this was pretty neat.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 27, 2026 10:50 PM (wzUl9)

114 AI... check... lots of data centers to process cameras... Robot Olympics (faster than Human 440)... and add in all the drones that are now DECIDING whether to kill or not...
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 27, 2026 10:42 PM (mP0Kj)

If there are no “safety cameras” there’s just more legit data for the data centers to process.

Get on your state legislators’ cases to get the cameras banned.

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 27, 2026 10:50 PM (jPziU)

115 AK is... different.
Posted by: tcn in AK

For some reason, I think that all Zip Codes in AK should begin with 47

Posted by: The Miklos model is relatively easy to clean and maintain at August 27, 2026 10:51 PM (4RYRd)

116 110 And props to the Oshkosh Police Chief and his department for uncovering Flock “Safety” bullshit. Clearly, they care about the law and the Constitution.

Posted by: Cow Demon
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Billions? Those Oshkosh trucks aren't cheap.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 27, 2026 10:51 PM (+UcOf)

117 This is why these cameras must be banned. Demand your state legislators do so.
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In the meantime, it's good to see so many of those cameras being destroyed in place.

It's important for government to be reminded that We the People own them and not the other way around.

Posted by: Methos, inauthentic X-bot account at August 27, 2026 10:53 PM (vSvIl)

118 Mary Emily Cummins was not a happy camper.
Posted by: mikeski

The best random hash I ever got was courtesy of South Carolina State Parks

Posted by: Miklos, briefly PnisU at August 27, 2026 10:53 PM (4RYRd)

119 RandomDave!

Glad I "caught" you here! Job-related... I hope it doesn't come down to this, but... when I applied to be a USPS carrier, it took 'em a MONTH to respond (and the response was, When Can You Start)

Posted by: Steck at August 27, 2026 10:53 PM (LlRQB)

120 Mickey Rourke and Axl Rose meme. You really need this visual to get it.

https://youtu.be/DvMEBEETk_g?t=133

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 27, 2026 10:54 PM (qx7Zg)

121 Cheesy moon puns
Posted by: Miklos does not like green cheese, Sam I Am
......

They're out of my orbit. Most of them will crater.

Posted by: wth at August 27, 2026 10:54 PM (oq9dX)

122
8 million animal species, and we can't do better than "Sturgeon Moon?"
Posted by: mikeski at August 27, 2026


***
Do you want the Tasmanian Devil Moon? Because this is how you get the Tasmanian Devil Moon.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 27, 2026 10:55 PM (wzUl9)

123 Mickey Rourke and Axl Rose meme. You really need this visual to get it.

https://youtu.be/DvMEBEETk_g?t=133
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 27, 2026 10:54 PM (qx7Zg)

The meme after it reminds me of Bulg.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 27, 2026 10:55 PM (qx7Zg)

124 This is a CCP op to slow down our AI development and give them an advantage. It’s obvious.

Remember the mania against fracking? That was an op by the Saudis as it was a threat to them. They generated the hysteria pushed along by gullible American leftists.

Same playbook.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 27, 2026 10:47 PM (Vvm2m)

Fracking gives us affordable fuel from formations that were long thought to be worthless. It is far from clear that AI is worth a bucket of warm spit. Apples and road apples. Having said that, data centers, and proposed data centers should be examined on their merits. Will they do anything useful for society as a whole? Or are they a means of expanding the surveillance state?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 27, 2026 10:55 PM (1z8ji)

125 Honestly I don’t really give a fuck if the police knows I’m out driving around. It’s a public highway since when do we have an expectation of privacy on those?

If flock cameras start popping up outside my yard filing my property, ok that’s a problem. Obviously. But on a public highway? Whatever.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 27, 2026 10:56 PM (Vvm2m)

126 Fl0ck Kamera too high to reach as you sneak up behind it?

Spray can Extension Pole Adaptor,Adjustment Sprayer Bracket Adaptor, 4.24.2 out of 5 stars (469) 400+ bought in past month
Price, product page$18.90

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 27, 2026 10:56 PM (+UcOf)

127 Think how harmful Flock cameras would have been during the COVID lockdown.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 27, 2026 10:57 PM (DuPSD)

128 LOL:

"Jelly Roll makes music for people who have tattoos of their kids but not custody."

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 27, 2026 10:57 PM (kpS4V)

129 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 27, 2026 10:55 PM (1z8j

AI military applications is the issue.

Posted by: polynikes at August 27, 2026 10:57 PM (KC5Lt)

130 Dolly looks great with a tan.

Posted by: wth at August 27, 2026 10:58 PM (oq9dX)

131 It's not just the one set of sensors...it's the correlation of ALL data behind the scenes...credit card data, license plate reader data (all of it, not just this week in your county), bank transactions, vendor data from various sources, social media posts...combine all that with a central bank digital currency, and what could you NOT control? "I'm sorry, ma'am. We've been seeing this randomly all week (when your wife, whom you love,is attempting to buy groceries for your children...) Again, not with Trump at the helm, but some Joe Biden equivalent...don't think China is involved here...they are sitting on the sidelines, doubled-over in a belly-laugh.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at August 27, 2026 10:58 PM (PBKu+)

132 Tu’qr Quarlson is a big hater of data centers. Ask yourself why. It’s not over environmental concerns I can assure you.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 27, 2026 10:58 PM (Vvm2m)

133 I going to have to look into starting a distillery and name my signature offering of whiskey, Trouble Home.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 27, 2026 10:58 PM (FR9Sb)

134 Thank you for he lunar eclipse info. We're watching it from a campground just west of Oklahoma City.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at August 27, 2026 10:59 PM (+im5a)

135 Steck - thanks for the info. Hoping it doesn't come to that, but good to know.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 27, 2026 11:00 PM (aJQbY)

136 Personally I don't care about Flock cameras but understand the slippery slope argument even if I don't necessarily agree fully.



Posted by: polynikes at August 27, 2026 11:00 PM (KC5Lt)

137 I still don’t get what people have got against old Jelly Roll:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?
v=Rnu8RFyx70k&ra=m

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 27, 2026 11:00 PM (DuPSD)

138 Think how harmful Flock cameras would have been during the COVID lockdown.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 27, 2026 10:57 PM (DuPSD)

They existed then.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 27, 2026 11:01 PM (Vvm2m)

139 Is now Season Harvest in small quiet village Novdu.

Grandfathers are bring many grapes, Grandmothers are make pickles, youngs are frolic.

Grapes become wine under delicate feet of girls, boys are see and discuss future wife for attractiveness of toes and stomp capacities.

Same like the grandfathers of the grandfathers!

Now Grandmothers ask why Grandfathers still are play cards at such hour. Grandfathers pour from last vintage and are disregard such speakings.

Posted by: Official Novdu Informations at August 27, 2026 11:01 PM (4RYRd)

140 >>>Again, not with Trump at the helm, but some Joe Biden equivalent...don't think China is involved here...they are sitting on the sidelines, doubled-over in a belly-laugh.

Posted by: Don in SoCo
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Or trying to buy or steal it.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 27, 2026 11:01 PM (+UcOf)

141
It's about 36% now. Note this is the fraction of the Moon's diameter in shadow, not the fraction of the disc area, which is a more complex calculation.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 27, 2026 11:01 PM (w6EFb)

142 Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 27, 2026 11:01 PM (Vvm2m)

All toll roads have had plate readers for decades.

Posted by: polynikes at August 27, 2026 11:02 PM (KC5Lt)

143 I was looking at the full moon through the neighbor's window, but some guy keeps blocking the view.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 27, 2026 11:02 PM (1Ff7Z)

144 "Jelly Roll makes music for people who have tattoos of their kids but not custody."
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 27, 2026 10:57 PM (kpS4V)

??? Jelly Roll Morton made a lot of music. Music that is still played today.

https://youtu.be/iikgGshcfhU

(a piano roll that he recorded in 1924)

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 27, 2026 11:03 PM (1z8ji)

145 Here's a finger for you, and a finger for you and a finger for you!

Posted by: Jackie Mason at August 27, 2026 11:03 PM (JM9I6)

146 Say we have three or four dozen data centers up and running in the US. Does the government THEN decide a need for a data center of data centers? It seems unlikely any one center will be more perfect or adept than the others - and to what purpose? Are the digital folks planning on becoming a side government or on selling the info they get TO the government?

We will be required to pay to have our data collected, too. Bet on it.

Posted by: LRob in OK at August 27, 2026 11:03 PM (Jr+re)

147 It's not JUST the Flock cameras, Sandy...By themselves they are nothing. The correlation with other data behind the scenes is EVERYTHING.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at August 27, 2026 11:03 PM (PBKu+)

148 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 27, 2026 10:55 PM (1z8j

AI military applications is the issue.
Posted by: polynikes

Military Intelligence >>>><<<<AI

Posted by: Miklos expects a big boom noise at August 27, 2026 11:03 PM (4RYRd)

149 Yup, I can see the shadow across the moon. More like a fuzzy burnt umber blob than pumpkin spice.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 27, 2026 11:04 PM (kpS4V)

150 It was clear at 7PM, overcast by 8PM.

Posted by: Report From The Pool at August 27, 2026 11:04 PM (JM9I6)

151 AK is... different.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 27, 2026 10:40 PM (dEHLq)

That was a really cool fact to learn.

And that Alaska was bigger than Texas, California and Montana combined.

Okay, back to work for another hour or so.
Puppy's mostly quiet.

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 27, 2026 11:05 PM (Sco7b)

152 toll roads have had plate readers for decades.
Posted by: polynikes

Yep. As well as traffic cameras.

The mania over flock is a mania over something nobody has cared about for decades. Until all of a sudden we are told it’s the thing to be freaked out over.

This doesn’t just happen organically. It’s a coordinated effort. Who and why?

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 27, 2026 11:05 PM (Vvm2m)

153 "Jelly Roll makes music for people who have tattoos of their kids but not custody."
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 27, 2026 10:57 PM (kpS4V)

??? Jelly Roll Morton made a lot of music. Music that is still played today.


Culturally Appropriatin' from a BLACK MAN

Posted by: 152 year old Eubie Blake at August 27, 2026 11:05 PM (4RYRd)

154 We will be required to pay to have our data collected, too. Bet on it.
_-_
Uh, yeah...cellphones are NSA collection devices, straight up. Search your feelings. You know this to be true. You even pay INSURANCE to make sure they don't fail!

Posted by: Don in SoCo at August 27, 2026 11:07 PM (PBKu+)

155 There's a Sturgeon Moon in my pants!

Posted by: President Emeritus! at August 27, 2026 11:07 PM (JM9I6)

156 Moon check = fuzzy from about 6 o'clock to 9 o'clock. Is that about right or am I seeing a cloud/haze?

Posted by: LRob in OK at August 27, 2026 11:08 PM (Jr+re)

157 Posted by: Don in SoCo at August 27, 2026 11:07 PM (PBKu+)

You take out the insurance?

Posted by: polynikes at August 27, 2026 11:08 PM (KC5Lt)

158 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 27, 2026 11:03 PM (1z8ji)

I linked some Jelly Roll Morton in the previous thread.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 27, 2026 11:08 PM (kpS4V)

159 toll roads have had plate readers for decades.
Posted by: polynikes

Yep. As well as traffic cameras.

The mania over flock is a mania over something nobody has cared about for decades. Until all of a sudden we are told it’s the thing to be freaked out over.

This doesn’t just happen organically. It’s a coordinated effort. Who and why?
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 27, 2026 11:05 PM (Vvm2m)

Flock is part of the Panopticon, The other cameras are situational only. Huge difference. Flock makes it dead easy for an evildoer in the police apparat, to stalk somebody. The other cameras are only really useful (to some extent) after the fact of a crime.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 27, 2026 11:09 PM (1z8ji)

160 No offense, Sandy, but I HAVE been yelling about this shit for DECADES.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at August 27, 2026 11:10 PM (PBKu+)

161 I thought Flock Cameras only filmed birds.

Posted by: Marlin Perkins at August 27, 2026 11:10 PM (JM9I6)

162
Griffith Observatory live feed here:
https://t.ly/G0Y8K

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 27, 2026 11:10 PM (w6EFb)

163 I think Disney's Dolly Parton would be played by Dylan Mulvaney.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 27, 2026 11:11 PM (4Je4D)

164 *Yup, I can see the shadow across the moon. More like a fuzzy burnt umber blob than pumpkin spice.*
======

Raw umber.
Burnt Umber.

Is there NO ONE who knows how to cook a good umber?

Posted by: Snooty Food Critic at August 27, 2026 11:11 PM (2Ez/1)

165
We've now hit 50%.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 27, 2026 11:12 PM (w6EFb)

166 You take out the insurance?
_-_
No, but it is constantly offered, so I assume (yeah, I know how that is spelled) that some people do.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at August 27, 2026 11:12 PM (PBKu+)

167 Posted by: 152 year old Eubie Blake at August 27, 2026 11:05 PM (4RYRd)
---

The MST3K guys would make Eubie Blake or Rose Kennedy jokes when there was an ambulatory skeleton on the screen. Rose said she didn't mind; she herself was surprised at how old she was.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 27, 2026 11:12 PM (kpS4V)

168 There's a Sturgeon Moon in my pants!
Posted by: President Emeritus!

You remember

Posted by: Reggie Love, Body and Sturgeon man at August 27, 2026 11:12 PM (4RYRd)

169 For some reason, I think that all Zip Codes in AK should begin with 47
Posted by: The Miklos model is relatively easy to clean and maintain at August 27, 2026 10:51 PM (4RYRd)


460-470 are Indiana area zip codes

Posted by: Bill Hominy at August 27, 2026 11:12 PM (rbvCR)

170 Folks on the Left are glomming on to the Flock issue because they're desperate to find something normal people might agree with them on, and hating Flock and the scum behind the cameras, was already popular.

Posted by: Methos, inauthentic X-bot account at August 27, 2026 11:14 PM (vSvIl)

171 You remember

Posted by: Reggie Love, Body and Sturgeon man at August 27, 2026 11:12 PM (4RYRd)
-------
Jean Luc?

Posted by: 496 at August 27, 2026 11:14 PM (hypP/)

172 Moon is up here. Getting nibbled on in the 8:00 area.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 27, 2026 11:15 PM (1z8ji)

173 Raw umber.
Burnt Umber.

Is there NO ONE who knows how to cook a good umber?
Posted by: Snooty Food Critic

Colors in the J. Crew catalogue are not necessarily related to edible food.

Posted by: Miklos, dubious about the Burnt Sienna appetizer at August 27, 2026 11:15 PM (4RYRd)

174 Will they do anything useful for society as a whole? Or are they a means of expanding the surveillance state?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 27, 2026 10:55 PM (1z8ji)


If they will source and purify water for resale to the nearby community, or put in a Small Modular Reactor and sell power like a utility, then yes, they would be useful by just existing.
Too many of them are the equivalent of the just-pre-Dotcom bust companies buying Superbowl commercial time, however.

Posted by: Bill Hominy at August 27, 2026 11:15 PM (rbvCR)

175 Last time I was in England I noticed a particularly sinister and pernicious version of traffic camera.

There's one at the start of a length of highway, then a second one several miles down the road. If your license plate arrives at the second camera sooner than it should have given the posted speed limit, it's an automatic speeding ticket.

An England that tolerates this kind of bullshit is not the England that ROSE UP and rebelled against the tyranny of Richard II.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 27, 2026 11:16 PM (4Je4D)

176
Some discussion in Nevada about building data centers on public land. It will be interesting to follow.

I do not them built on public lands. Our tax money pays for public land.

Posted by: four seasons at August 27, 2026 11:17 PM (/QHx4)

177 I think Disney's Dolly Parton would be played by Dylan Mulvaney.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 27, 2026 11:11 PM (4Je4D)

Rachel Zegler needs a job. She already has the boobs and the blonde hair.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 27, 2026 11:17 PM (qx7Zg)

178 A few brief breaks in the clouds. Yep, past 50% now.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at August 27, 2026 11:18 PM (iIyc0)

179 The partial eclipse is nice. Too bad my phone doesn't photograph it well. I probably should get to bed soon, gotta get up, take my walk, shower, and get ready for the interview. Maybe even fix some coffee if I don't sleep well.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 27, 2026 11:18 PM (aJQbY)

180 Raw umber.
Burnt Umber.

Is there NO ONE who knows how to cook a good umber?
Posted by: Snooty Food Critic

You should ask CBD how to do it.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 27, 2026 11:18 PM (qx7Zg)

181 Posted by: Methos, inauthentic X-bot account at August 27, 2026 11:14 PM (vSvIl)

They also don't like law enforcement more than The libertarians here.

Posted by: polynikes at August 27, 2026 11:18 PM (KC5Lt)

182 I have to say, the black Dolly Parton thing is offensive on so many levels.

Especially when you look at what she accomplished in her life.

And double especially when you ask the forbidden question, "What have black people accomplished for the greater good (ie beyond grifting, demanding unearned rewards, and shielding themselves from criticism) in the past 50 years?"

Sure go ahead and ban me.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 27, 2026 11:19 PM (CHHv1)

183 If your license plate arrives at the second camera sooner than it should have given the posted speed limit, it's an automatic speeding ticket.


That method was being used on the Florida toll roads back in the late 60's, early 70's. No pictures or videos, just checking the time stamps leaving and arriving at booths. Slow people (not drivers) paid to learn that.

Posted by: LRob in OK at August 27, 2026 11:20 PM (Jr+re)

184 An England that tolerates this kind of bullshit is not the England that ROSE UP and rebelled against the tyranny of Richard II.
_-_
And here? Will it be dismissed as opposotion by leftists and the CCP?

Posted by: Don in SoCo at August 27, 2026 11:20 PM (PBKu+)

185 Some weather days are windier than others

https://tinyurl.com/4r2kb4ck

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 27, 2026 11:20 PM (1FJsD)

186 Some discussion in Nevada about building data centers on public land. It will be interesting to follow.

I do not them built on public lands. Our tax money pays for public land.

Posted by: four seasons at August 27, 2026 11:17 PM (/QHx4)

Build them in blighted urban areas. They claim "latency" is an issue. The way to reduce latency is to build them as close to the backbone as possible. Blighted urban areas fit the bill. Farmland out in the sticks does not.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 27, 2026 11:20 PM (1z8ji)

187 Tu’qr Quarlson is a big hater of data centers. Ask yourself why. It’s not over environmental concerns I can assure you.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 27, 2026 10:58 PM (Vvm2m)


Tucker is like Hassan or a bunch of other faces. He gives midwits and losers permission to hate something or someone. Often not for any real reason, but to just show in-group identity.
Childish fears, childish insults, no real argument, just arglebargle hate repeated endlessly. Just listen to the bluehaired tattooed losers talk about how capitalism is terrible to justify their inability to do anything.

Posted by: Bill Hominy at August 27, 2026 11:20 PM (rbvCR)

188 I resisted carrying the spy on me device all the time for a long time, but eventually I started having the smart phone in a pocket almost always. I guess government, local to fed level is even more sinister than google, samsung, et al having a heat map of my travels.

But the government managed to go after 'J 6 adjacent' folks just based on their smart phones and social media, so its hard for me to get worked up about the flock cameras. Is Flock even the first to be using AI to turn the cameras from passive data that someone would have to comb through to find you were at such and such location at time xxx, to the "show us where this car was?" model?

Posted by: PaleRider at August 27, 2026 11:20 PM (PV+Zw)

189 Some discussion in Nevada about building data centers on public land. It will be interesting to follow.

I do not them built on public lands. Our tax money pays for public land.

Posted by: four seasons at August 27, 2026 11:17 PM (/QHx4)

Why on public land when the Fed government owns 85% of the land?

Posted by: polynikes at August 27, 2026 11:20 PM (KC5Lt)

190 Rachel Zegler needs a job. She already has the boobs and the blonde hair.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 27, 2026 11:17 PM (qx7Zg)

---------

You call those boobs?

*SNORT*

Now THESE are boobs.

https://tinyurl.com/54s4n6jd

Posted by: Sydney Sweeney at August 27, 2026 11:20 PM (4Je4D)

191
60% now.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 27, 2026 11:20 PM (w6EFb)

192 @Osint613 ·
Our 2nd episode, UNIT 4000, is officially out.

Inside the IRGC’s secret unit tasked with recruiting assets abroad for sabotage operations.

We reconstruct how the network operates and a plot this year targeting an embassy and a major energy pipeline, using open source material.

https://tinyurl.com/53trhhhc

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 27, 2026 11:20 PM (+UcOf)

193 Umber? Sous vide that stuff!

CBD equivalent.

Posted by: LRob in OK at August 27, 2026 11:21 PM (Jr+re)

194 And double especially when you ask the forbidden question, "What have black people accomplished for the greater good (ie beyond grifting, demanding unearned rewards, and shielding themselves from criticism) in the past 50 years?"

Sure go ahead and ban me.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 27, 2026 11:19 PM (CHHv1)

Why ban you? The image is sarcasm, directed against Disney, a despicable organization.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 27, 2026 11:22 PM (1z8ji)

195 Nevermind. That was you point.

Posted by: polynikes at August 27, 2026 11:22 PM (KC5Lt)

196 heh, my x's for hh:mm made a frown emoji.

Posted by: PaleRider at August 27, 2026 11:23 PM (PV+Zw)

197 Good night, horde!

Thanks for the ONT, Doof.

Posted by: LRob in OK at August 27, 2026 11:24 PM (Jr+re)

198 Pilbara, Australia....let's see, how many things in that picture are hiding and just waiting to kill me:

Probably a few King Browns, maybe a Gwarbar, the lovely Gilbara Death Adder, and perhaps a Redback spider. So, I have a chance.

Posted by: Orson at August 27, 2026 11:24 PM (dIske)

199 Build them in blighted urban areas. They claim "latency" is an issue. The way to reduce latency is to build them as close to the backbone as possible. Blighted urban areas fit the bill. Farmland out in the sticks does not.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

And you can have our water for FREE

Posted by: Flint, MI at August 27, 2026 11:25 PM (4RYRd)

200 Rachel Zegler needs a job. She already has the boobs and the blonde hair.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 27, 2026 11:17 PM (qx7Zg)

---------

You call those boobs?

*SNORT*

Now THESE are boobs.

https://tinyurl.com/54s4n6jd
Posted by: Sydney Sweeney at August 27, 2026 11:20 PM (4Je4D)

I guess I need to use the /sarc tag more often.

I can't see the link because I don't have/want/need an X account.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 27, 2026 11:25 PM (qx7Zg)

201 For once, a celestial phenomenon is not obscured for us. There it is, the full moon, half off.

Posted by: mindful webworker - by half the light of the silvery moooon at August 27, 2026 11:25 PM (11R8D)

202
Now at 66%. The shadow is now moving over Tranquility Base.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 27, 2026 11:27 PM (w6EFb)

203 President trumps latest post, he ranks US presidents from “the greatest” to “failures”
---

difficult


https://tinyurl.com/3j58uxhd

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 27, 2026 11:27 PM (+UcOf)

204 I resisted carrying the spy on me device all the time for a long time, but eventually I started having the smart phone in a pocket almost always. I guess government, local to fed level is even more sinister than google, samsung, et al having a heat map of my travels.

But the government managed to go after 'J 6 adjacent' folks just based on their smart phones and social media, so its hard for me to get worked up about the flock cameras. Is Flock even the first to be using AI to turn the cameras from passive data that someone would have to comb through to find you were at such and such location at time xxx, to the "show us where this car was?" model?

Posted by: PaleRider at August 27, 2026 11:20 PM (PV+Zw)

I just bought a new smart phone; put it on line yesterday. It's a google Pixel 6a, but the Android OS was wiped and replaced by Graphene OS, which is focused upon user privacy and security. So far, so good. Any cellphone can be tracked by how it it pings the towers, and that is unavoidable, if the the phone is work at all.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 27, 2026 11:27 PM (1z8ji)

205 Now THESE are boobs.
https://tinyurl.com/54s4n6jd
Posted by: Sydney Sweeney


X says that's "sensitive content."

They usually are.

Posted by: mikeski at August 27, 2026 11:27 PM (VHUov)

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