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cathedralmountainmoon.jpg


NASA Astronomy Picture of the Day
@apod

Dec 25, 2023

Cathedral, Mountain, Moon
Image Credit & Copyright: Valerio Minato

Explanation: Single shots like this require planning. The first step is to realize that such an amazing triple-alignment actually takes place. The second step is to find the best location to photograph it. But it was the third step: being there at exactly the right time -- and when the sky was clear -- that was the hardest. Five times over six years the photographer tried and found bad weather. Finally, just ten days ago, the weather was perfect, and a photographic dream was realized. Taken in Piemonte, Italy, the cathedral in the foreground is the Basilica of Superga, the mountain in the middle is Monviso, and, well, you know which moon is in the background. Here, even though the setting Moon was captured in a crescent phase, the exposure was long enough for doubly reflected Earthlight, called the da Vinci glow, to illuminate the entire top of the Moon.

King of the Alpaca.

Sheep knocks on the door every day to play with cat friend.

Cats will always let you know that your attempts to please them are hopelessly inadequate.

Cat decides to change the decor.

Double tornado touchdown.

The Storm Warden.

Monkey shines.

Senior dog is adopted after spending 700 days in the shelter.

Wazzzuppp

Soaking your baby elephant, if you know what I mean.

Japanese zoo wants the lions to know what will happen if they try to escape.


Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:10 PM




Comments

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1 I am queen.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 25, 2026 07:11 PM (hzuYO)

2
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 25, 2026 07:12 PM (AMvSw)

3 I nooded

Posted by: Gref at August 25, 2026 07:13 PM (5rh/l)

4 Man, that looks fake. But I guess it's real!

Posted by: zombie at August 25, 2026 07:14 PM (Av6i5)

5 x.com sent xcancel.com and all instances of the nitter.net site a cease and desist.

So those of us using those services to view the Cafe links on X now have that path closed to us. *sighs*

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 25, 2026 07:15 PM (O7YUW)

6 yay dogs!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 25, 2026 07:15 PM (VyBeY)

7 Theory 1: The bears are going crazy this year!

Theory 2: There are no more bear encounters than there normally are -- the media is just making a bigger deal out of each one, because they know it will attract web traffic, viewers and readers.

Which is true?

Posted by: zombie at August 25, 2026 07:16 PM (Av6i5)

8 My cat Hexie made a rather impressive vertical jump of about 4.5 feet straight vertical to get to the top of the bookshelves in my office.

The other cats use the series of cat trees to scale that distance.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 25, 2026 07:16 PM (FZ29D)

9 Single shots like this require planning. The first step is to realize that such an amazing triple-alignment actually takes place. The second step is to find the best location to photograph it. But it was the third step: being there at exactly the right time -- and when the sky was clear -- that was the hardest.

Wow. For all those years of planning you got *a picture* out of it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 25, 2026 07:17 PM (guGkK)

10 I love Oliver the Golden. What a great life!

Penny, son's Golden, demands grandparent time. If I'm holding the baby, Penny will put her huge head in my lap to leave her fur as a memento on anything I'm wearing.

Hyper Golden but great with the kids. Unfazed in their chaos. Simply the best of dogs.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 25, 2026 07:17 PM (hzuYO)

11
Bears just doing bear things. No more than usual.

Posted by: four seasons at August 25, 2026 07:18 PM (/QHx4)

12 Man, that looks fake. But I guess it's real!
Posted by: zombie at August 25, 2026 07:14 PM


Yeah, that lion doesn't look quite right.

Posted by: toby928(c) at August 25, 2026 07:18 PM (4NO2D)

13 Grumpy and Recalcitrant

My main computer OS is so old I can not even sign on to X. Without Xcancel I now can not see a thing on X. I will regard this as a time-saving blessing.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 25, 2026 07:19 PM (u82oZ)

14 Top photo is amazing.

I'm hoping it's not cloudy for the eclipse on Thursday. Cool.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 25, 2026 07:19 PM (hzuYO)

15 Turin has a drink called a bicerin, which is espresso, hot chocolate, and whipped cream. It sounds yum.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 25, 2026 07:19 PM (B0NCh)

16 Question:

Does the news stop when Ace posts the day's Café -- or does the news keep happening, and we are merely blissfully unaware of it?

Posted by: zombie at August 25, 2026 07:19 PM (Av6i5)

17 Yay! no nude dude

Posted by: banana Dream at August 25, 2026 07:19 PM (3uBP9)

18 I'm hoping there will be an uproar so that X allows those sidechannels back again.

Posted by: 88C+u at August 25, 2026 07:20 PM (88C+u)

19 Got a tiny bit of housework done. Hung a roller shade. I'm getting faster at it, but my workflow still sucks. I always find myself climbing/descending the ladder about 20 times per window. If I count the front porch, there are 40 windows in this dump.

Got a quote for hauling out two old chests of drawers: $200. (Salvation Army claims they have no drivers anymore, but I see their trucks all the time; I live two blocks away from their base of ops.)

I was thinking more like $50 to haul them out. I'd rather just take a nail puller to both of them, reduce them to scrap, and toss them out piece by piece myself, than pay three figures.

Posted by: gp at August 25, 2026 07:20 PM (Jr5Lq)

20 Sleepy baby can't keep his eyes open.

https://tinyurl.com/efa4wmxc

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 25, 2026 07:20 PM (ndZc7)

21 Question:

Does the news stop when Ace posts the day's Café -- or does the news keep happening, and we are merely blissfully unaware of it?
Posted by: zombie at August 25, 2026 07:19 PM (Av6i5)
-----
Look, if a tree falls in the forest...I don't care.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 25, 2026 07:21 PM (FZ29D)

22 Bears are asshoe

Posted by: Common Tater at August 25, 2026 07:21 PM (YuGwe)

23 15 Turin has a drink called a bicerin, which is espresso, hot chocolate, and whipped cream. It sounds yum.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes


On my planet, we call that "mocha."

Posted by: zombie at August 25, 2026 07:21 PM (Av6i5)

24 zombie

The Morning Report by J.J. picks the missing info and links the good stuff.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 25, 2026 07:22 PM (u82oZ)

25 When I was a little kid, I didn't understand what bee-keepers did, and wondered why all those chest of drawers were piled up in a field like that.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 25, 2026 07:22 PM (YuGwe)

26 In other decluttering, I'm preparing for the second Great Debooking of my life. Getting rid of about 90% of my physical books. Don't need them anymore.

Posted by: gp at August 25, 2026 07:23 PM (Jr5Lq)

27 gp

** Gasp **
The horror.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 25, 2026 07:24 PM (u82oZ)

28 In other decluttering, I'm preparing for the second Great Debooking of my life. Getting rid of about 90% of my physical books. Don't need them anymore.
Posted by: gp at August 25, 2026 07:23 PM (Jr5Lq)
----
Whoa! That's pretty extreme...But good luck to you!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 25, 2026 07:25 PM (FZ29D)

29 xcancel has stopped service, after a letter from X.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 25, 2026 07:25 PM (0sNs1)

30
Golden Retrievers are so great.

Posted by: Frank Barone at August 25, 2026 07:25 PM (OkYzo)

31 Tossed out maybe 150 lbs of notes from decades-ago grad school. It wasn't a good school, but they did keep us busy

Posted by: gp at August 25, 2026 07:25 PM (Jr5Lq)

32 That little terrier has the right idea.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 25, 2026 07:25 PM (RIvkX)

33 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at August 25, 2026 07:26 PM (Ia/+0)

34 In other decluttering, I'm preparing for the second Great Debooking of my life. Getting rid of about 90% of my physical books. Don't need them anymore.
Posted by: gp at August 25, 2026 07:23 PM


Is the wearing of pants required for this? The non-wearing of pants?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 25, 2026 07:26 PM (0sNs1)

35 "Whoa! That's pretty extreme...But good luck to you!"

You should have seen the First debooking. Maybe 4X bigger than this one.

Posted by: gp at August 25, 2026 07:26 PM (Jr5Lq)

36 24 zombie

The Morning Report by J.J. picks the missing info and links the good stuff.
Posted by: NaCly Dog


Yeah, that's a good way to catch up on all the happenings of the post-Café Cone of Newslessness.

Posted by: zombie at August 25, 2026 07:27 PM (Av6i5)

37
Does the news stop when Ace posts the day's Café -- or does the news keep happening, and we are merely blissfully unaware of it?
Posted by: zombie at August 25, 2026 07:19 PM (Av6i5)

_________

I seek to avoid news and politics on Café threads. Take a break now and then. Puppies trump trannies any day.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 25, 2026 07:27 PM (O0L8i)

38 It appears that, at 80%, we are well on our way.

Fingers and other prehensile appendages crossed.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 25, 2026 07:27 PM (0sNs1)

39
gp,

If you have a Habitat Restore in your area, check with them.

They picked up lots of stuff when we moved.

No charge.

Posted by: four seasons at August 25, 2026 07:27 PM (/QHx4)

40 3 - more people are messing with bears than usual

Posted by: Skip at August 25, 2026 07:28 PM (Ia/+0)

41 Bicerin = espresso + thick hot chocolate + cream, layered, in a glass. Cream-on-top.

Mocha = American-style espresso + chocolate syrup + steamed milk in a mug, all mixed and topped with whipped cream.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 25, 2026 07:28 PM (B0NCh)

42 Last video must be of a young Dee Reynolds. "This guy has some moves!"

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at August 25, 2026 07:29 PM (cWLG3)

43 Puppies, trump, trannies
Posted by: Hadrian


Insert commas, and it's a concise list of Ace's daily content!

Posted by: zombie at August 25, 2026 07:29 PM (Av6i5)

44
Andrew McCarthy, who is getting damned good, laments that he goes through all this painstaking planning, and hours and days and months of work, only to have his pictures declared fake by some passerby on the internet.

That's what AI has done. You see some ridiculously cool shot, and immediately think it has to be fake, because so much fakery is done easily now.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 25, 2026 07:29 PM (w6EFb)

45 Hyper Golden but great with the kids. Unfazed in their chaos. Simply the best of dogs.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 25, 2026 07:17 PM (hzuYO)

..................

I agree 1000 percent. I went camping last weekend with my bf and her family to get out of town. Took my Nellie with me. Was so excited as we were on the river and I know goldens love to swim. I think I have a dud. She got in, paddled about 20 feet and came back to shore and stole my towel and laid next to me the whole time. Still love her to death tho.

Posted by: Molly k. at August 25, 2026 07:30 PM (j/yko)

46 "If you have a Habitat Restore in your area, check with them."

There are two similar groups locally I have yet to contact. One of the chests is in pretty good condition, has glass-doored shelves on top. Would be a shame to chop it up.

Posted by: gp at August 25, 2026 07:30 PM (Jr5Lq)

47 Tuesdays blow. They aren't Mondays which obviously suck. But they also aren't Wednesday when you can start to see the finish line.

Tuesdays just suck. And blow. F you Tuesday.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 25, 2026 07:31 PM (viF8m)

48 Catching up:
The Wall Street Journal now reports the possibility that CIA Director Ratcliffe was in Moscow to dissuade Russia from mobilizing and launching an attack on Europe

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 25, 2026 07:32 PM (Q8D76)

49 Tuesdays just suck. And blow. F you Tuesday.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 25, 2026 07:31 PM (viF8m)

Tuesdays are my Monday, so, yeah.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 25, 2026 07:32 PM (zYpTz)

50
Tuesdays blow. They aren't Mondays which obviously suck. But they also aren't Wednesday when you can start to see the finish line.

__________

All the energy stored over the weekend has been dissipated but there's no immediate prospect for getting to Saturday.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 25, 2026 07:33 PM (O0L8i)

51 * pours three fingers of Rum for Jackstraw*

Posted by: Ben Had at August 25, 2026 07:33 PM (FHoaH)

52 Darline Graham*
22,832 - 56.9%
Ralph Norman
17,320 - 43.1%

10.43% est. in

Norman is winning in a few Upstate counties but Graham is ahead everywhere else.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 25, 2026 07:33 PM (6ydKt)

53 Cafe is good to turn off the rage

Posted by: Skip at August 25, 2026 07:34 PM (Ia/+0)

54 I wouldn't have all this heavy furniture, but for past gf's. You get a gf, and right away she wants a sofa, and chests, and a real bed instead of a sleeping bag on the floor, and curtains, wall-hangings, etc. Then she's gone, and then I've got stuff, when what I really want is the empty space the stuff occupies.

Posted by: gp at August 25, 2026 07:34 PM (Jr5Lq)

55 Dolly Parton launched her Imagination Library in 1995 to inspire a love of reading in children from birth to age five. The program sends free, age-appropriate books to children in the US, UK, CA and AUS and has mailed over 200 million books to date.

Zuckerberg has his Introducing America's Workforce Academy (AWA).

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 25, 2026 07:34 PM (/+uur)

56 >>All the energy stored over the weekend has been dissipated but there's no immediate prospect for getting to Saturday.

See? That's exactly what I'm talking about.

I'm going to start calling Tuesdays Shitday.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 25, 2026 07:35 PM (viF8m)

57 I seek to avoid news and politics on Café threads. Take a break now and then. Puppies trump trannies any day.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 25, 2026 07:27 PM (O0L8i)

I'm sorry about your dog. I know he or she was very blessed.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 25, 2026 07:35 PM (Sco7b)

58 *pours a glass of Cab for Dash*

Posted by: Ben Had at August 25, 2026 07:35 PM (FHoaH)

59 The Wall Street Journal now reports the possibility that CIA Director Ratcliffe was in Moscow to dissuade Russia from mobilizing and launching an attack on Europe
Posted by: Braenyard

I put the WSJ right up there with Axios for good, honest reporting.
Putin only wants his own country... and the one next to it.
(Like every farmer I've ever known).

Posted by: MkY at August 25, 2026 07:35 PM (q6tQZ)

60 58 *pours a glass of Cab for Dash*
Posted by: Ben Had at August 25, 2026 07:35 PM (FHoaH)

Oooh, thank you! Cheers!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 25, 2026 07:36 PM (zYpTz)

61 The Wall Street Journal now reports the possibility

I can make shit up too.

Posted by: 88C+u at August 25, 2026 07:36 PM (88C+u)

62 Better make it 4 fingers, Ben Had. It's Shitday.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 25, 2026 07:36 PM (viF8m)

63
I'm sorry about your dog. I know he or she was very blessed.
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 25, 2026 07:35 PM (Sco7b)

__________

Thank you. Dutchess was our star-crossed girl. Now Dot is the last of her litter.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 25, 2026 07:37 PM (O0L8i)

64 >> Norman is winning in a few Upstate counties but Graham is ahead everywhere else.

Yep, sadly this is pretty much what I figured. During the primary, it was regional politics, and I figured only the Upstate would go for Norman, and Darline would take everywhere else.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 25, 2026 07:37 PM (w6EFb)

65 59 The Wall Street Journal now reports the possibility that CIA Director Ratcliffe was in Moscow to dissuade Russia from mobilizing and launching an attack on Europe
Posted by: Braenyard

I put the WSJ right up there with Axios for good, honest reporting.
Putin only wants his own country... and the one next to it.
(Like every farmer I've ever known).
Posted by: MkY at August 25, 2026 07:35 PM (q6tQZ)

Russia spent 4 years fighting farmers.
And got nothing.

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 25, 2026 07:37 PM (/+uur)

66 Tuesday afternoon is pretty good.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 25, 2026 07:40 PM (Cqx++)

67 Single shots like this require AI.

Posted by: AI kidnapped my dingo at August 25, 2026 07:40 PM (MWfyi)

68 Russia likes to kill people.
Weird idea to generate wealth but it is their idea.
They have about 500k less people to drill oil and gas than 4 years ago.

Maybe he needs to visit the popscile isle in Clear Lake.

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 25, 2026 07:40 PM (/+uur)

69 Russia spent 4 years fighting farmers.
And got nothing.
Posted by: r hennigantx

Except that part of Ukraine it was after.
Seriously, watch the Balkan states next. Hardly Yerpian, but who knows?

Posted by: MkY at August 25, 2026 07:40 PM (q6tQZ)

70 I pride myself on being able to guess the location of the cafe photo, but today I was stumped.

Hellova photo, that.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 25, 2026 07:40 PM (FQSG3)

71 r hennigantx

Both Russia and Ukraine are demographic losers with crippled economies and trillions in damage to repair.

I am thankful prevailing winds go west to east to make even Putin think twice about using nuclear weapons.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 25, 2026 07:40 PM (u82oZ)

72 *hands Hadrian a root beer float*

Posted by: Ben Had at August 25, 2026 07:40 PM (FHoaH)

73 At least we moved up from the schnitzel on the beach cafe.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 25, 2026 07:41 PM (FR9Sb)

74 >>>The Storm Warden

Top notch herding behavior. He rounded those leaves right up.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 25, 2026 07:42 PM (syz1S)

75 Ben Had

Any ideas about getting Hadrian to the MoMeet?

Hadrian, if I can attend, and get over my shyness, you would be stunned by the support you would get.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 25, 2026 07:42 PM (u82oZ)

76 We have a lot of ukes here who always seem to be getting arrested. They need to go back. Adios.

Posted by: nckate at August 25, 2026 07:42 PM (enNUy)

77 59 The Wall Street Journal now reports the possibility that CIA Director Ratcliffe was in Moscow to dissuade Russia from mobilizing and launching an attack on Europe
Posted by: Braenyard

The Russians have been saber-rattling a bit about Western European powers providing the Ukes with advanced weapons that have recently struck critical Russian infrastructure. Plus, the Ukes have more spine to fight than most Western Europeans (especially considering the mass migration). This scenario isn't too far fetched. Does Trump want to get dragged into a NATO fight with Russia right before the midterms?

Posted by: Military Moron at August 25, 2026 07:42 PM (PgeHz)

78 Chester drawers is my favorite eggcorn.

Posted by: polynikes at August 25, 2026 07:43 PM (KC5Lt)

79 >>I agree 1000 percent. I went camping last weekend with my bf and her family to get out of town. Took my Nellie with me. Was so excited as we were on the river and I know goldens love to swim. I think I have a dud. She got in, paddled about 20 feet and came back to shore and stole my towel and laid next to me the whole time. Still love her to death tho.

Had Goldens in my life since I was 7 when our first one adopted us. Long story. There was always one in our house, sometimes 3.

My second to last Golden was part fish. He would sneak away and run to the beach swim, dig up clams, swim some more, roll in the sand, and then swim. He loved to swim like a fat kid loves cake.

My last was broken. I got him from a breeder who did dog shows so I thought she had avoided the cancer that is ravaging the breed. I was wrong. But he hated the water. Wonderful dog, loved everyone, typical Golden in every way other than water was his mortal enemy. Loved him anyway.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 25, 2026 07:44 PM (viF8m)

80 The Moon's apparent size to the eye from that perspective hasn't been jiggered with in that photo?

I'm skeptical.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 25, 2026 07:45 PM (YuGwe)

81 Except that part of Ukraine it was after.
Seriously, watch the Balkan states next. Hardly Yerpian, but who knows?
Posted by: MkY at August 25, 2026 07:40 PM (q6tQZ)

For what
For no gas
For no diesel
To starve this winter?

Notice the la raza and reconquista think that the Mexicans will take back US
AND DO WHAT
Make it TJ or Nuevo Laredo

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 25, 2026 07:45 PM (/+uur)

82 I am thankful prevailing winds go west to east to make even Putin think twice about using nuclear weapons.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 25, 2026 07:40 PM (u82oZ)

What would he get?

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 25, 2026 07:46 PM (/+uur)

83 Notice the la raza and reconquista think that the Mexicans will take back US
AND DO WHAT
Make it TJ or Nuevo Laredo

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 25, 2026 07:45 PM (/+uur)

Mexican Wakanda

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 25, 2026 07:47 PM (Sco7b)

84 he Moon's apparent size to the eye from that perspective hasn't been jiggered with in that photo?

I'm skeptical.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 25, 2026 07:45 PM (YuGwe)

I agree. Did the moon move closer to earth or what?

Posted by: polynikes at August 25, 2026 07:47 PM (KC5Lt)

85 This cop kept looking, wondering what somebody looks like me...
...dressed in state issue, was doing driving a shiny new buggy.

Then what did he do?

He leaned over and said, "Hey."
It's top-flight police work, that's all there is to it.
Fella's probably a lieutenant by now.

Posted by: Lion in Japanese zoo, later that day at August 25, 2026 07:48 PM (FQSG3)

86
* pours an Alexander Valley century-vines Zinfandel for Ben Had *

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 25, 2026 07:49 PM (0sNs1)

87 XCancel has apparently shut down at the "request" of X. I guess Imma have to get a subscription.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 25, 2026 07:50 PM (Riz8t)

88 >> The Moon's apparent size to the eye from that perspective hasn't been jiggered with in that photo?

The Moon's angular size in the sky doesn't change much at all. At given instant, over the half the earth where the Moon is visible, while the actual distance to an observer anywhere over that half does change a little bit, it's a vanishingly small fraction of the total.

So, to get a shot like that, you just have to get the right distance away from the target so the angular size of that target just matches the Moon.

Then add foreshortening from a telephoto lens and there you go.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 25, 2026 07:50 PM (w6EFb)

89 Mexican Wakanda
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart

Juankanda.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 25, 2026 07:50 PM (ndZc7)

90 That's Billy The Mountain on his way to Vegas.

Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at August 25, 2026 07:51 PM (MWfyi)

91 My main computer OS is so old I can not even sign on to X. Without Xcancel I now can not see a thing on X. I will regard this as a time-saving blessing.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 25, 2026 07:19 PM (u82oZ)

It is. I got temporarily suspended over a year and a half ago. The "free speech" mods did me a favor.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 25, 2026 07:51 PM (4pn7B)

92 That doesn't make it "AI" but I see this all the time in photos. If you see the Moon that close in real life, get right with your maker, because that summbitch is gonna hit real soon.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 25, 2026 07:51 PM (YuGwe)

93 NaCly, I can try this.

This is a personal invitation to Hadrian to join us for the TXMoMe on either day of his choosing.

Ben Had

Posted by: Ben Had at August 25, 2026 07:51 PM (FHoaH)

94 The Moon's apparent size to the eye from that perspective hasn't been jiggered with in that photo?

I'm skeptical.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 25, 2026 07:45 PM (YuGwe)

I agree. Did the moon move closer to earth or what?
Posted by: polynikes at August 25, 2026 07:47 PM


The moon appears much larger when it's near the horizon. That plus a reasonably-large telephoto lens likely account for it.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 25, 2026 07:52 PM (0sNs1)

95 Cat know plants need sunlight

Posted by: Skip at August 25, 2026 07:52 PM (Ia/+0)

96 Darline Graham*
43,409 - 55.7%

Ralph Norman
34,498 - 44.3%

20.24% est. in

Greenville-Spartanburg area votes coming in to get it down to an 8.6% lead but Graham is holding steady outside of the Piedmont.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 25, 2026 07:52 PM (6ydKt)

97 Spazztex

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 25, 2026 07:52 PM (Cqx++)

98 Double tornado touchdown?? What does it mean!?!?!?

Posted by: Double Rainbow Hippy at August 25, 2026 07:53 PM (Q+gd/)

99 So, to get a shot like that, you just have to get the right distance away from the target so the angular size of that target just matches the Moon.
===

The Moon is never going to look that big to the naked eye. I wish it did, it would be awesome.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 25, 2026 07:53 PM (YuGwe)

100 I don’t understand the problem With getting on x. Elon fucking saved our country and you can’t use a burner Gmail account to set up x?

It’s not a big deal you know.

You’re already on a list. Or ten.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 25, 2026 07:53 PM (QXQsI)

101
The angular size of the Moon is about 0.5 degree. The width of your little finger at arm's length is about 1 degree, so the Moon is about half a finger (and so is the Sun).

However, you'll notice the Moon looms much larger looking low on the horizon. This is entirely an illusion, a trick your brain pulls on you. Hold your little finger out and you'll see the angular size is dead constant as the Moon moves arcs across the sky.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 25, 2026 07:53 PM (w6EFb)

102 >>I agree. Did the moon move closer to earth or what?

Moon illusion.

It's your brain messing with you. Seriously.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 25, 2026 07:53 PM (viF8m)

103 The moon photo -- this is common technique. I see it all over Japan with Fujisan.

You get far enough away, and use telephoto lens and you can get everything the right size. Of course, this makes it very weather dependent and so quite a challenge.

Posted by: Lion in Japanese zoo, later that day at August 25, 2026 07:54 PM (FQSG3)

104 This scenario isn't too far fetched. Does Trump want to get dragged into a NATO fight with Russia right before the midterms?
Posted by: Military Moron at August 25, 2026 07:42 PM (PgeHz)

SO since he cant fight Ukraine he is going to attack NATO?
And get what?
Not Donald Trump in 2028. AoC or Big Hair? SHapiro.
Too late NATO is all in with a pitiful little stalemate.

You think you're tough for eating beans every day? There's half a million scarecrows in Denver who'd give anything for one mouthful of what you got. They've been under siege for about three months. They live on rats and sawdust bread

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 25, 2026 07:54 PM (/+uur)

105 That top picture is amazing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 25, 2026 07:54 PM (zZu0s)

106 However, you'll notice the Moon looms much larger looking low on the horizon. This is entirely an illusion, a trick your brain pulls on you. Hold your little finger out and you'll see the angular size is dead constant as the Moon moves arcs across the sky.
Posted by: publius


Astronomers call this effect 'moon unit zappa.'

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 25, 2026 07:55 PM (diia5)

107 M O O N, that spells Moon.

Posted by: Tom Cullen at August 25, 2026 07:55 PM (XE5AP)

108 The moon appears much larger when it's near the horizon. That plus a reasonably-large telephoto lens likely account for it.
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Yes, it does. It "appears" larger at times, but it will never look that large from that perspective, in the photograph as presented. No chance.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 25, 2026 07:55 PM (YuGwe)

109 Duncanthrax, Thank you. I have some delicious strawberries to go with that.

You have an incoming email here shortly.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 25, 2026 07:55 PM (FHoaH)

110 Moon eclispe this friday

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 25, 2026 07:55 PM (/+uur)

111 Moon illusion.

It's your brain messing with you. Seriously.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 25, 2026 07:53 PM (viF8m)
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Dear Moon,

STOP MESSING WITH MY HEAD!

Sincerely,

"Perfessor" Squirrel

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 25, 2026 07:55 PM (FZ29D)

112
There's a crazy little trick that will break that Moon illusion. Bend over forwards and look at the Moon upside down through your legs.

That will usually break the illusion cause the upside down view scrambles the perspective error your brain is making.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 25, 2026 07:55 PM (w6EFb)

113 You think you're tough for eating beans every day?
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 25, 2026 07:54 PM


Feature, not a bug.

Posted by: Eric Swalwell (D-CA) at August 25, 2026 07:56 PM (0sNs1)

114 >>>Cat know plants need sunlight

Posted by: Skip

>Cat probably pissed in the planter and wanted to have it removed.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 25, 2026 07:56 PM (FR9Sb)

115 r hennigantx

Putin may delude himself that the bleeding would stop. He is not that big of a fool. Good thing. Nukes on Kiev ... bad juju.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 25, 2026 07:57 PM (u82oZ)

116 Starting to prepare some demo vids of Movie Vault, Oscar Vault and Box Office Vault to get some feedback.

Overall, they’re pretty slick. Just have to start wargaming the port to Electron so that they are cross platform.

They could be deployed as is but it would require the end user to install python, npm, and other libraries manually.

It’s fairly technical and is largely built for MacOsLinux and is not very windows friendly.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 25, 2026 07:57 PM (XV/Pl)

117 There's a crazy little trick that will break that Moon illusion. Bend over forwards and look at the Moon upside down through your legs.

That will usually break the illusion cause the upside down view scrambles the perspective error your brain is making.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 25, 2026 07:55 PM (w6EFb)
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So, moon the Moon?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 25, 2026 07:57 PM (FZ29D)

118 " Bend over forwards and look at the Moon upside down through your legs."

*fans self*

Posted by: Pawl at August 25, 2026 07:57 PM (MWfyi)

119
Do all of them just lie??????


ThePersistence
@ScottPresler
·
2h
🚨MURKOWSKI PROVED WRONG🚨

@JamesOKeefeIII
has done it again!

He went to the remote Aleutian Islands in Alaska, where Senator Murkowski said these voters would have to travel to Anchorage just to register to vote.

James visited the Unalaska Public Library & the clerk stated that voters CAN register to vote there
as well as prove citizenship.

This video proves that there is no reason for Senator Murkowski to be against the SAVE America Act.

It makes you wonder why Murkowski is against this country-saving legislation when her voters want it.

Posted by: beckster at August 25, 2026 07:58 PM (kX27y)

120 There's a crazy little trick that will break that Moon illusion. Bend over forwards and look at the Moon upside down through your legs.
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You are suggesting we Moon the Moon? Somebody's been nipping at the cooking Sherry again, I see!

Posted by: Common Tater at August 25, 2026 07:59 PM (YuGwe)

121 It makes you wonder why Murkowski is against this country-saving legislation when her voters want it.
Posted by: beckster at August 25, 2026 07:58 PM (kX27y)

I don't really wonder.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 25, 2026 08:00 PM (zZu0s)

122 In the moon eclispe standing on the dark side of the moon and looking at earth you can see planet X

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 25, 2026 08:00 PM (/+uur)

123 It’s not a big deal you know.

You’re already on a list. Or ten.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 25, 2026 07:53 PM (QXQsI)
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If I get an account I'm going to jail for sure.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 25, 2026 08:00 PM (RIvkX)

124 It makes you wonder why Murkowski is against this country-saving legislation when her voters want it
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Orders is orders.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 25, 2026 08:00 PM (YuGwe)

125 >>Yes, it does. It "appears" larger at times, but it will never look that large from that perspective, in the photograph as presented. No chance.

Sure it does. Not every night as the description says but it does at times.

A full moon rise over the ocean at the right time on a clear night will take your breathe away.

https://tinyurl.com/yvjxkuwb

Posted by: JackStraw at August 25, 2026 08:00 PM (viF8m)

126 The Wall Street Journal now reports the possibility that CIA Director Ratcliffe was in Moscow to dissuade Russia from mobilizing and launching an attack on Europe
Posted by: Braenyard


Impossible. I was informed innumerable times on this here site that Putin was just mad about NATO, and had no designs on any country other than Ukraine.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 25, 2026 08:01 PM (Riz8t)

127 There's a crazy little trick that will break that Moon illusion. Bend over forwards and look at the Moon upside down through your legs.

If I could still do that, I think I'd find something better to do than look at the moon.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at August 25, 2026 08:01 PM (P/woT)

128 Folks, enjoy the top picture. It's real. There are many days that Big Penguin messes with us, but today, at least in the Café, is not one of those days.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 25, 2026 08:02 PM (0sNs1)

129 If you're not on somebody's List by now, you really ought to be ashamed of yourself.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 25, 2026 08:02 PM (YuGwe)

130 Selenium is named after the moon. I guess the guy that named it must have thought the moon smelled really bad, because Se sure does stink.

Posted by: gp at August 25, 2026 08:03 PM (Jr5Lq)

131 Folks, enjoy the top picture. It's real
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Nobody suggested it isn't real.

It has been manipulated, however. I don't why this would be controversial. It's still an amazing pic. But it has been altered.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 25, 2026 08:03 PM (YuGwe)

132 I really don't begrudge X the subscription money...much. Elon has done more for this country than virtually anyone else in the last 50 years.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 25, 2026 08:03 PM (Riz8t)

133 Common Tater

Google / no such agency have a data center just for me.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 25, 2026 08:03 PM (u82oZ)

134 Putin cannot put away Ukraine, unless he decides to use tactical nukes, Russian would get waxed by Poland.

It would be like that scene from Goodfellas when Tommy tells Billy Bats he’s all grown up now.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 25, 2026 08:04 PM (XV/Pl)

135 Y'all should live a little. Every other moron here is a lawyer. You good.

Posted by: nckate at August 25, 2026 08:04 PM (enNUy)

136 levels of moon

moon ass hanging out to frenimeis
pressed ham moon against bus window
full moon spreading cheeks
lunar stack pyramid cheerleader pose with moon

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 25, 2026 08:04 PM (/+uur)

137 The Wall Street Journal now reports the possibility that CIA Director Ratcliffe was in Moscow to dissuade Russia from mobilizing and launching an attack on Europe
Posted by: Braenyard

After years of closely following the conflict in Ukraine, I can safety say that anything you read about negotiations, peace proposals, or plans by either side is 99 and 44/100th percent bullshit.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at August 25, 2026 08:04 PM (P/woT)

138 Archimedes

We, and the world, owe Elon and the DOGE boys a debt of gratitude for crushing USAID.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 25, 2026 08:05 PM (u82oZ)

139 >>>
Putin may delude himself that the bleeding would stop. He is not that big of a fool. Good thing. Nukes on Kiev ... bad juju.

Posted by: NaCly Dog
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Some of the talk is that it was a spy swap.
Sort of a positive diplomatic overture.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 25, 2026 08:06 PM (Q8D76)

140 "I really don't begrudge X the subscription money"

It's not free anymore?

Posted by: gp at August 25, 2026 08:06 PM (Jr5Lq)

141
Now, while the Moon is far enough away that its angular size doesn't change as you move across the earth, it's close enough that parallax relative to the background stars is significant.

Again, imagine the half of the earth that can see the Moon at any time. Over that area, the Moon's apparent position against the celestial background will move around about 1 degree, or two Moon diameters.

Over the course of a ~12 hour diurnal visibility period, when you add the parallax shift as the earth rotates with the Moon's own orbital motion (which is the fastest angular rate of anything), the Moon's position against the background can shift up to 4 Moon widths.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 25, 2026 08:06 PM (w6EFb)

142 First, I'd like to know how someone came to be bending over and looking at the moon through their legs, and second, if this 29 year old tried that I'd fall over and break my neck.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 25, 2026 08:07 PM (XvL8K)

143 Sure it does. Not every night as the description says but it does at times.
==

No, it surely doesn't. Not that big. It will appear larger at times, when low on the horizon, but that is an optical illusion.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 25, 2026 08:07 PM (YuGwe)

144 Who is paying to use X?

Posted by: nckate at August 25, 2026 08:07 PM (enNUy)

145 140 "I really don't begrudge X the subscription money"

It's not free anymore?

Posted by: gp at August 25, 2026 08:06 PM (Jr5Lq)

It's still free without an account.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 25, 2026 08:08 PM (syz1S)

146 >>>
After years of closely following the conflict in Ukraine, I can safety say that anything you read about negotiations, peace proposals, or plans by either side is 99 and 44/100th percent bullshit.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at August 25, 2026 08:04 PM (P/woT)
138 Archimedes
----
From the gallows: hahahahahahahah
----


We, and the world, owe Elon and the DOGE boys a debt of gratitude for crushing USAID.

Posted by: NaCly Dog
--

F'king Musk, you know what he did? I'll show you.

On Monday 24th August at 8PM EST, we received at letter from X Corp. asking to cease and desist the service XCancel.
The service XCancel is stopped until further notice.
We are seeking legal advice and won't share more details for now.
Thank you for the trust you have put in these two years of XCancel.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 25, 2026 08:08 PM (Q8D76)

147 Oh, I just assumed you had to pay for X. Regardless, I'm sure you pay in reduced privacy, but that is a very debased coin anymore.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 25, 2026 08:09 PM (Riz8t)

148 When I was still taking pics regularly - film, long before pixels - my mentor would call those perfectly planned pics "calendar art." Suspect maybe he had a point.

Posted by: YellowBird at August 25, 2026 08:09 PM (MEbkQ)

149 There is nickel-iron in the explanation from publius for all Morons to see.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 25, 2026 08:09 PM (0sNs1)

150 144 Who is paying to use X?
Posted by: nckate at August 25, 2026 08:07 PM (enNUy)

I have a SuperGrok subscription but I'd be banned if I step foot into X.

Great news everyone, I used a Grok API and spent $0.31 US for the AI service.

AI profitability is just around the corner!!!

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 25, 2026 08:10 PM (Sco7b)

151 That will usually break the illusion cause the upside down view scrambles the perspective error your brain is making.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley

Publius, would that trick work with a mirror places so you can see the moon between your legs?

My brother the photographer would first kiss his reflection in the mirror.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 25, 2026 08:10 PM (u82oZ)

152 50 years ago today! One of the great debut albums in history. Tom Scholz’s Rockman is legendary in guitar innovation but oh the songs and sweet sounds of grand master vocalist Brad Delp.

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 25, 2026 08:10 PM (/+uur)

153 When I was still taking pics regularly - film, long before pixels - my mentor would call those perfectly planned pics "calendar art."

Didn't that usually involve a stack of tires and a woman with no shirt?

Posted by: Archimedes at August 25, 2026 08:10 PM (Riz8t)

154 There is absolutely nothing on X that I couldn't live without seeing.

Posted by: fd at August 25, 2026 08:11 PM (MWfyi)

155 "It's still free without an account."

Some content is blocked unless you are logged in with a registered account. Which was/is free AFAIK. I canceled my X last year. Too much rage.

Posted by: gp at August 25, 2026 08:11 PM (Jr5Lq)

156 We had the best calendar art.

Posted by: RIDGID Tool Calendars at August 25, 2026 08:11 PM (0sNs1)

157 152 50 years ago today! One of the great debut albums in history. Tom Scholz’s Rockman is legendary in guitar innovation but oh the songs and sweet sounds of grand master vocalist Brad Delp.

Posted by: r hennigantx
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Are you making up names?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 25, 2026 08:12 PM (Q8D76)

158 You have to pay for a blue checkmark I think

Posted by: nckate at August 25, 2026 08:12 PM (enNUy)

159 Braenyard

Rough with the smooth. Very few saints today.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 25, 2026 08:12 PM (u82oZ)

160 158 Yes.

Posted by: gp at August 25, 2026 08:13 PM (Jr5Lq)

161 154 There is absolutely nothing on X that I couldn't live without seeing.

Posted by: fd
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There's much direct, unfiltered information on X.
Not someone reforming what happened or who said what.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 25, 2026 08:14 PM (Q8D76)

162
I have done that upside down thing when I was much younger -- as mentioned above, I'm not gonna try that now, with this damned arthritis, but it does seem to work.

I haven't tried it with a mirror, though. It's a perspective error your brain makes when it sees the Moon close to objects on horizon. The trick is just to break that error.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 25, 2026 08:14 PM (w6EFb)

163 153 Archimedes

Didn't that usually involve a stack of tires and a woman with no shirt?
****

Only in my wild teen fantasies

Posted by: YellowBird at August 25, 2026 08:15 PM (MEbkQ)

164 154 There is absolutely nothing on X that I couldn't live without seeing.

There are constant posts and videos on this site, Instapundit, and many others. Some are worthwhile, some aren't, but I like to decide. Occasionally, you learn something new or there's a good angle on some issue.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 25, 2026 08:15 PM (Riz8t)

165 "There's much direct, unfiltered information on X."

I have ceased to care.

Posted by: fd at August 25, 2026 08:15 PM (MWfyi)

166 Evenin’, All.

Posted by: Bulg at August 25, 2026 08:15 PM (77rzZ)

167 Sure Russia, that failed taking over Ukraine is going to tromp through Poland then Germany to get to France

Posted by: Skip at August 25, 2026 08:15 PM (Ia/+0)

168 publius,

Thank you for your thought provoking education for us 'Rons.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 25, 2026 08:16 PM (u82oZ)

169 >>Nobody suggested it isn't real.

>>It has been manipulated, however.

One of these things is not like the other.

Do you honestly think the photographer would spend 6 years to take the perfect picture and then alter it? Why not just alter it from day 1?

Some of you need to get outside more often. Moon illusion is something that astronomers have talked about forever. I remember learning about this in my high school astro physics class.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 25, 2026 08:16 PM (viF8m)

170
The 49ers owner has an alias. Anyone know what it is?


I'm thinking cocktail weiner.

Posted by: four seasons at August 25, 2026 08:17 PM (/QHx4)

171 Skip

Not Poland. Poland can take out, but not occupy, Germany. The Poles are hard core, and have good priorities. Russia leaves them alone.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 25, 2026 08:17 PM (u82oZ)

172
Didn't that usually involve a stack of tires and a woman with no shirt?
------

Wait...is this about me?

Posted by: Winnie Mandela at August 25, 2026 08:18 PM (XeU6L)

173 169 You had an astrophysics class in high school?

Posted by: Bulg at August 25, 2026 08:18 PM (77rzZ)

174 It's not free anymore?
Posted by: gp at August 25, 2026 08:06 PM (Jr5Lq)

It is. I don't pay for it.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 25, 2026 08:18 PM (zYpTz)

175 Winnie Mandela

No!!!

Next topic.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 25, 2026 08:18 PM (u82oZ)

176 >> Norman is winning in a few Upstate counties but Graham is ahead everywhere else.

Yep, sadly this is pretty much what I figured. During the primary, it was regional politics, and I figured only the Upstate would go for Norman, and Darline would take everywhere else.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 25, 2026 07:37 PM


and she's a Democrat. It's so South Carolina.

Posted by: toby928(c) at August 25, 2026 08:19 PM (4NO2D)

177 167 Sure Russia, that failed taking over Ukraine is going to tromp through Poland then Germany to get to France

Posted by: Skip
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Just sending a missile up Burnham's butt.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 25, 2026 08:19 PM (Q8D76)

178
Another illusion with the Moon you'll sometimes people go on about is the "Moon is following me!" illusion.

The Moon is very far away, yet still visible, and our brains normal processing (half of what we think we see is our brain "post processing" you might call it) just doesn't.

So, if you move in a straight line as far as you reasonably can over a short time period, the Moon's apparent angular position relative to you doesn't change at all. Imagine you carrying along a little coordinate system with you as move. The Moon's position vector doesn't change at all.

But the position of all the other much closer objects does change significantly. Hence, "The Moon is following me!" This applies to stars and planets and the Sun as well, but people don't generally notice that.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 25, 2026 08:19 PM (w6EFb)

179 Xcancel was easier to use, but X will still work. You just have to dismiss the Google thing and then right click on the video and go full screen to get away from the rest of the login crap. While I'm right clicking, I also tell it to unmute, show the controls, and don't loop.

Have to change each thing every time, so I'll be happy if Xcancel can come back.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 25, 2026 08:19 PM (syz1S)

180 Brad Delp was found by Tom singing Partridge Family harmonies at the 4th opened Massachusetts Wendys near Harvard.
Tom said
Who are you
Brad said
Why cant this be love
Tom said
Do u have a Rock and Roll Feeling
Brad said
Can i Hitch a Ride

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 25, 2026 08:19 PM (/+uur)

181 Putin asked England, a couple of weeks ago, to stop selling Zelenskiii arms.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 25, 2026 08:20 PM (Q8D76)

182 Having a passive read-only X account is easy, free, and painless.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 25, 2026 08:20 PM (U/Byj)

183 Braenyard

The UK ammo supply has already been drained by transfers to Ukraine. Not much left for the UK military. Which is amazingly small in size, relative to obligations.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 25, 2026 08:20 PM (u82oZ)

184 176 >> Norman is winning in a few Upstate counties but Graham is ahead everywhere else.

Yep, sadly this is pretty much what I figured. During the primary, it was regional politics, and I figured only the Upstate would go for Norman, and Darline would take everywhere else.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 25, 2026 07:37 PM

and she's a Democrat. It's so South Carolina.
Posted by: toby928(c) at August 25, 2026 08:19 PM (4NO2D)

You have to be able to convince your own base 1st if you want to win an election...seems like Norman can't really win winnable elections...but, it's not called yet, so we'll see...

Posted by: Nova Local at August 25, 2026 08:21 PM (tOcjL)

185 I was thinking more like $50 to haul them out. I'd rather just take a nail puller to both of them, reduce them to scrap, and toss them out piece by piece myself, than pay three figures.
Posted by: gp

Anything flammable or inflammable around here gets torched.
Only tires 22" or smaller, though.

Posted by: We Have SOME Standards at August 25, 2026 08:21 PM (JM9I6)

186 Some of you need to get outside more often.
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I live outside, numbnuts.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 25, 2026 08:22 PM (YuGwe)

187 I was thinking more like $50 to haul them out. I'd rather just take a nail puller to both of them, reduce them to scrap, and toss them out piece by piece myself, than pay three figures.
Posted by: gp


You can't just leave them on the curb with a "free to good home" sign? Or list them on Craigslist?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 25, 2026 08:22 PM (vJrRc)

188 Late start tomorrow, hopefully sleep in a bit
Have a good night everyone

Posted by: Skip at August 25, 2026 08:22 PM (Ia/+0)

189 Not much left for the UK military. Which is amazingly small in size, relative to obligations.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 25, 2026 08:20 PM (u82oZ)

Uh, what does the UK Army have left to defend?

England? with that big Moat around it? All the rest of what used to be the British Empire now has their own armies.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 25, 2026 08:23 PM (mP0Kj)

190 FeatherBlade

Don't put a "free" sign on them. List a price. More certain to be stolen that way.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 25, 2026 08:23 PM (u82oZ)

191 11 days no power

While Gary was heavily impacted by the storm, utility provider NIPSCO reported that power restoration efforts faced delays because a utility vehicle was struck by gunfire on August 14, causing work to be temporarily paused.

If white people refused to ever fix hoods where they was shot at.......

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 25, 2026 08:23 PM (/+uur)

192 >>I live outside, numbnuts.

Then you're just a dumbass.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 25, 2026 08:23 PM (viF8m)

193 176 >> Norman is winning in a few Upstate counties but Graham is ahead everywhere else.

Yep, sadly this is pretty much what I figured. During the primary, it was regional politics, and I figured only the Upstate would go for Norman, and Darline would take everywhere else.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 25, 2026 07:37 PM

and she's a Democrat. It's so South Carolina.

Posted by: toby928(c)
----

The POINT is, Trump heartily endorsed her.

Read his endorsement.
Read his eulogy of Lindsey.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 25, 2026 08:24 PM (Q8D76)

194 G’night, Skip.

Posted by: Bulg at August 25, 2026 08:24 PM (77rzZ)

195 "You can't just leave them on the curb with a "free to good home" sign? Or list them on Craigslist?"

They're on the second floor, and all my IRL friends are old codgers like me. I can't get them down by myself.

Posted by: gp at August 25, 2026 08:24 PM (Jr5Lq)

196 Romeo13

Cyprus, Gibraltar, the UK itself as a backstop for the police, and the Falklands.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 25, 2026 08:24 PM (u82oZ)

197 Then you're just a dumbass
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Sure, go with that

Posted by: Common Tater at August 25, 2026 08:25 PM (YuGwe)

198 The POINT is, Trump heartily endorsed her.

Read his endorsement.
Read his eulogy of Lindsey.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 25, 2026 08:24 PM


Oh I know, my brother there is still on a tear about that.

blah blah Trump just does what the donors tell him to do blah blah.

Posted by: toby928(c) at August 25, 2026 08:25 PM (4NO2D)

199 Darline Graham*
99,642 - 51.6%

Ralph Norman
93,537 - 48.4%

50.35% est. in

Norman gains some ground at 3.2% behind, the best he’s done so far.

Advatage still with Graham.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 25, 2026 08:26 PM (6ydKt)

200 171 Skip

Not Poland. Poland can take out, but not occupy, Germany. The Poles are hard core, and have good priorities. Russia leaves them alone.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 25, 2026 08:17 PM (u82oZ)

Poland population 38 Million.
Russia population 140 Million.
EU total Population 452 Million.

Poland has nothing to fear from Russia... nor does the EU. Russia does not need their resources, and in fact needs them to be CUSTOMERS for the vast raw materials Russia has.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 25, 2026 08:27 PM (mP0Kj)

201
Greenville County is going heavily for Norman. This is an Upstate vs everywhere else battle. I'm pleasantly surprised...but no getting my hopes up.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 25, 2026 08:27 PM (w6EFb)

202 >>>"There's much direct, unfiltered information on X."

I have ceased to care.

Posted by: fd

>I need to spend less time online, not more. I should just cancel everything.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 25, 2026 08:28 PM (FR9Sb)

203 >>>The UK ammo supply has already been drained by transfers to Ukraine. Not much left for the UK military. Which is amazingly small in size, relative to obligations.

Posted by: NaCly Dog
---

We are selling stuff to England.
Same time ~ Putin told England to quit selling to Ukraine
Trump announced, we are not selling to Ukraine but the arms we sell to 'other' countries, we have no control.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 25, 2026 08:28 PM (Q8D76)

204 Who do we want to win there?

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 25, 2026 08:28 PM (Sco7b)

205 Not Graham's sister.

Posted by: toby928(c) at August 25, 2026 08:29 PM (4NO2D)

206 Impossible. I was informed innumerable times on this here site that Putin was just mad about NATO, and had no designs on any country other than Ukraine.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 25, 2026 08:01 PM (Riz8t)


the problem is that he is fighting Europe right now. Without the money, men, weapons, electronics, intel, and resupply, Ukraine would have the staying power of Bulgaria at this point.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 25, 2026 08:29 PM (rbvCR)

207 The first and only important filter for information is my filter. Sure there's a lot of winnowing that goes on prior to that, but on anything important where I have any understanding of the subject, it's that simple.

If 5% of the population worked like that - or had the filters to use - things would be unrecognizably different.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 25, 2026 08:30 PM (U/Byj)

208
I voted for Fry in the main primary two weeks ago, and now I'm pissed at him. He endorsed Darline. And just right before that, Trump threw his support behind funding for a little highway project Fry was pushing for.

This is "politics as usual", but it stills pisses me off. And that endorsement along with the normal regional rivalries pushed the Pee Dee heavily to Darline.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 25, 2026 08:31 PM (w6EFb)

209 The "Neutrality Act", and "Lend Lease" was an elaborate needle that had to be threaded at the time with England.

"Cash and Carry" was one way around it, since it wasn't practical for the belligerents to sail into our ports, but the Brits could. The sale of 50 overage destroyers, in exchange for bases, etc. The UK was fricking broke, and this caused much consternation with Churchill. It put ole Winnie in a bad spot.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 25, 2026 08:32 PM (YuGwe)

210 Putin only wants his own country... and the one next to it.
(Like every farmer I've ever known).
Posted by: MkY


"Free Beer Tomorrow"

Posted by: mikeski at August 25, 2026 08:36 PM (VHUov)

211 >>>the problem is that he is fighting Europe right now. Without the money, men, weapons, electronics, intel, and resupply, Ukraine would have the staying power of Bulgaria at this point.

Posted by: Kindltot
---

I'm surprised the Ukrainians haven't hung Zelensky by his heels.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 25, 2026 08:37 PM (Q8D76)

212 208
I voted for Fry in the main primary two weeks ago, and now I'm pissed at him. He endorsed Darline. And just right before that, Trump threw his support behind funding for a little highway project Fry was pushing for.

This is "politics as usual", but it stills pisses me off. And that endorsement along with the normal regional rivalries pushed the Pee Dee heavily to Darline.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
---

You are voting against the president and his agenda.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 25, 2026 08:38 PM (Q8D76)

213 >>Impossible. I was informed innumerable times on this here site that Putin was just mad about NATO, and had no designs on any country other than Ukraine.

I find it even more funny that people are cheering for Ukraine, the most corrupt country in Europe and the source of much of the Russia collusion hoax not to mention much of the Biden's wealth.

Do you think Putin doesn't know the US government under Obama/Biden ran a coup against the Ukrainian government that took down an administration that had chosen a partnership with Russia over the west? I mean we know it and we're just a bunch of morons on a blog.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 25, 2026 08:38 PM (viF8m)

214 Darline Graham*
138,605 - 52.5%

Ralph Norman
125,455 - 47.5%

69.04% est. in

Decision Desk HQ calls it for Darline Graham.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 25, 2026 08:42 PM (6ydKt)

215 I don’t pay for X
I can watch things linked to me
I have a total of less than 20 posts. I follow about ten people.

If Elon gets a tick because I’m a subscriber, I’m happy to oblige.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 25, 2026 08:44 PM (yEz+x)

216 On Instagram for Dolly..a picture with her and Miss Piggy

themuppets

6h
There will never be another quite like Dolly Parton. She was the ultimate singer, songwriter, actress, performer, and philanthropist. She filled the world with light and we are so grateful for every second we got to spend with her onstage and off. 🦋

awww

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 25, 2026 08:44 PM (Sco7b)

217 Yeah, I've no idea really what's the deal with Ukraine or Russia. We can deduce when all the usual suspects demanded we give the eleventy gazillion dollars RIGHT NOW, that something was rotten. All singing from the same hymnbook. This happened right after they pulled out of Afghanistan in the middle of the night leaving billions of high tech military gear behind. Time to Pivot, Boys! Rally Round The Flag!

They even tried the "freedom and democracy!" gambit.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 25, 2026 08:45 PM (YuGwe)

218 Damn, just read about Dolly Parton. RIP good lady, RIP.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 25, 2026 08:45 PM (S41Gd)

219 Things I learned today.. Jesse Watters is circumcised!

Posted by: runner at August 25, 2026 08:46 PM (g47mK)

220 Have a great night, everyone.

To Dolly Parton .. A class act.

*Smashes Red Solo cup against the sink after the sparkling apple cider is drained *

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 25, 2026 08:46 PM (u82oZ)

221 Things I learned today.. Jesse Watters is circumcised!

Posted by: runner at August 25, 2026 08:46 PM (g47mK)

222 what.HAPPENED??

Posted by: runner at August 25, 2026 08:46 PM (g47mK)

223 the internet liked my comment so much, it posted it twice!

Posted by: runner at August 25, 2026 08:47 PM (g47mK)

224 Once again, Trump is fucking up a Senate election.

Posted by: Henry O at August 25, 2026 08:48 PM (Wnkzy)

225 the internet liked my comment so much, it posted it twice!
Posted by: runner at August 25, 2026 08:47 PM (g47mK)
----
A glitch in the Matrix...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 25, 2026 08:48 PM (FZ29D)

226 Once again, Trump is fucking up a Senate election.
Posted by: Henry O at August 25, 2026 08:48 PM


It will still be a "Republican" seat, well, a GOPe seat anyways.

Posted by: toby928(c) at August 25, 2026 08:49 PM (4NO2D)

227 Wow, Senator Nordone.

Posted by: runner at August 25, 2026 08:49 PM (g47mK)

228 Having a passive read-only X account is easy, free, and painless.
Posted by: rhomboid


Having a read-only X account is painless.

Suicide is Painless.

Therefore, having a read-only X account is suicide.

Posted by: Classical Logic at August 25, 2026 08:50 PM (VHUov)

229 221 Things I learned today.. Jesse Watters is circumcised!

Posted by: runner at August 25, 2026 08:46 PM (g47mK)

Abdul just gives and gives.
The DSA is going to give ace some well-deserved downtime...

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 25, 2026 08:50 PM (Sco7b)

230 >>>what.HAPPENED??

Posted by: runner

>Obviously, his wiener was cut.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 25, 2026 08:50 PM (FR9Sb)

231 The Wall Street Journal now reports the possibility that CIA Director Ratcliffe was in Moscow to dissuade Russia from mobilizing and launching an attack on Europe
Posted by: Braenyard

Impossible. I was informed innumerable times on this here site that Putin was just mad about NATO, and had no designs on any country other than Ukraine.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 25, 2026 08:01 PM (Riz8t)

Liberal paper reporting a 'possiblity'.....just has to be true.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 25, 2026 08:51 PM (uhVAy)

232 Once again, Trump is fucking up a Senate election.
Posted by: Henry O at August 25, 2026 08:48 PM (Wnkz

Because he didn't endorse the person you want?

Posted by: polynikes at August 25, 2026 08:52 PM (KC5Lt)

233 Of all the things abdul could have argued, he went after the dude's pecker !

Posted by: runner at August 25, 2026 08:53 PM (g47mK)

234 >>>the problem is that he is fighting Europe right now. Without the money, men, weapons, electronics, intel, and resupply, Ukraine would have the staying power of Bulgaria at this point.

Posted by: Kindltot
---

I'm surprised the Ukrainians haven't hung Zelensky by his heels.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 25, 2026 08:37 PM (Q8D76)

He's the "rainmaker" ... for some reason Europe (and Biden) declared him Joan of Arc and dumped billions into his pockets every time he visited them.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 25, 2026 08:53 PM (uhVAy)

235 I am in SC. No one I know, and granted that is not many, voted for Graham. I didn't vote for Norman in the main primary but I absolutely didn't want her.

Posted by: Quirky bookworm at August 25, 2026 08:53 PM (JFaIe)

236 I've been coming to AoS since 9/11. The ads are just so bad now I don't come here much anymore.

Posted by: Aj at August 25, 2026 08:53 PM (hUVrX)

237 We sent somewhere in the neighborhood of $200 billion to Ukraine under Biden and we were told it was impossible to do any kind of auditing where the money went. In other words, we have no idea where the money went or what it was used for. Not a fucking clue. And that's just the money that was reported.

You might be a bit naive if you don't think that a good percentage of that money came right back to the pockets of US politicians that hate you.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 25, 2026 08:54 PM (viF8m)

238 We sent somewhere in the neighborhood of $200 billion to Ukraine under Biden and we were told it was impossible to do any kind of auditing where the money went. In other words, we have no idea where the money went or what it was used for. Not a fucking clue. And that's just the money that was reported.

You might be a bit naive if you don't think that a good percentage of that money came right back to the pockets of US politicians that hate you.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 25, 2026 08:54 PM (viF8m)

Just ask Hunter Biden and his super important job for Burisma.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 25, 2026 08:55 PM (uhVAy)

239 236 I've been coming to AoS since 9/11. The ads are just so bad now I don't come here much anymore.
Posted by: Aj at August 25, 2026 08:53 PM (hUVrX)

Try ad-blockers.

Maybe go to ChatGPT or Gemini or Grok, direct it here, explain things and what equipment you have and ask for a recommendation.

I still get a pop-up on my tablet.
But just one, once in a while.

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 25, 2026 08:56 PM (Sco7b)

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