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Good morning kids. Well let's start off with some encouraging if not actual good news for a change. First up, we go to the immigration front which President Trump has been a stalwart champion on. The Trump administration is preparing to revoke the business and tourism visas of up to 200,000 foreigners who have applied for or are currently seeking asylum status in the United States. If it happens, the move would be the largest single mass revocation of visas in U.S. history and would likely face legal challenges.Next, we have election fraud which beyond any reasonable doubt denied him victory in 2020, and so it brings us to this rather shocking in a good way development out of the Supreme Court, a court that back when wreckage cleared from that disaster merely poked at the ruins instead of its duty in defending the nation. The states sued too early. The states and DC’s claims are way too speculative . . . The Supreme Court has paused a lower court’s ruling that blocked parts of President Donald Trump’s executive order limiting mail-in ballots with a 6-3 vote. This ruling does not have anything to do with the new USPS mail-ballot rules. Another injunction still blocks those rules. The majority agreed that the administration will likely “succeed on the merits of its jurisdictional argument, that the injunction is causing it irreparable harm, and that the equities do not favor leaving the injunction in place while the Government’s appeal is pending.”Obviously mail-in ballots go hand-in-hand with open borders insofar as greasing the wheels as it were of Democrats' patented election-rigging. You don't necessarily need millions of illegal alien wetbacks to actually cast physical ballots when your flunkies control the voter rolls and election process beginning to end, along with a postal service that will deliver ballots to anyone anywhere. And so, we'll just have to wait and see how all this plays out as the midterms draw nearer. On top of all that, there's this all-too-delicious to contemplate story. President Donald J. Trump appeared to confirm on Sunday that federal immigration authorities are examining Representative Ilhan Omar‘s (D-MN) immigration history, sharing a report on Truth Social about U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) refusing to release records related to its investigation into her by citing a federal exemption for materials that could interfere with active enforcement proceedings... The FOIA request rejection will intensify public scrutiny of Omar and raise fresh questions about whether the Trump administration is potentially pursuing immigration enforcement action against a sitting member of Congress.This evil grifting slag and her entire brood of mutants deserve immediate ejection from this country whom they hate with every fiber of their being. That they were even allowed entry and citizenship in the first place is a stain on our heritage and history, given the repulsive and criminal deception she engaged in to gain the tremendous privilege of American citizenship in the first place. Sadly, the odds of her and her brood being given the boot are slim and none given her pigmentation, Islamic background and of course her all important status as a Democrat. Still, perhaps the exposure this garners will at least in some small way have a salutary effect. Who knows, perhaps that may even be happening beneath the surface. Something fascinating is going on below the surface: Black voters are loudly rejecting socialism. . . The trouble is that DSA acolytes tend to be lily-white and overeducated. A 2021 survey found that 85% were white and 80% had college degrees. Those demographics don’t work in most districts.. . Meanwhile, between 2020 and 2025, the number of black voters who identify with the Democratic Party has dropped by 10 points. For years, they were the Dems’ most reliable voting bloc; now they’re walking away. Black voters are voting with their feet.So, yes it's all well and good to go after Bro-Fo Omar, but given the fact that CAIR aids and abets in global terrorism including that which kills Americans both abroad and at home, that they still not only exist but are influencing our politics is blood-boiling beyond belief. If anything needs dismantling it's CAIR. CAIR, which was designated an unindicted coconspirator of a Hamas front group in 2008, has sought to distance itself from the Unity & Justice Fund and claims that it neither created nor funded the super PAC. "CAIR has never donated any funds to any political campaigns, PACS, or SuperPACS, nor has CAIR established any PACS, nor has CAIR ever endorsed any candidates," said CAIR deputy executive director Edward Mitchell. "Doing so would be illegal." That is true by a narrow legal definition. But CAIR two years ago openly created CAIR Action, which immediately established the Unity & Justice Fund. CAIR and CAIR Action share board members and have shared the same street address in the past.Death to CAIR... Have a good day,
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Thank you, JJ!
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 25, 2026 07:17 AM (iMotb) 2
Top 5!
Posted by: NR Pax at August 25, 2026 07:17 AM (RjOoY) Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 25, 2026 07:18 AM (VyBeY) Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 25, 2026 07:20 AM (VyBeY) 5
The dispute also highlights a broader debate over whether government-run businesses can lower consumer prices without undermining the private businesses they compete with.
It's not a bug, it's a feature. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 25, 2026 07:22 AM (l3cgK) Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 25, 2026 07:22 AM (3Ope8) 7
4 "Which Politicians AREN'T Chinese Assets?"
good question. Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 25, 2026 07:20 AM (VyBeY) McCarthy vindicated. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 25, 2026 07:22 AM (l3cgK) 8
Grocers and Bodega Owners Challenge Mamdani’s State-Run Supermarket Scheme in Court.
And how many of them voted for Mamdani because he's soooo dreamy? Posted by: NR Pax at August 25, 2026 07:22 AM (RjOoY) 9
McCarthy vindicated.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) I like the notion of an alternate US where McCarthy was listened to and communism was purged from this country to the point Pinochet sent advisors to see how things were done. Posted by: NR Pax at August 25, 2026 07:23 AM (RjOoY) 10
meh, covid was a warning shot.
shapiro woulda made a hella vp for kamala, amirite? Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 25, 2026 07:24 AM (VyBeY) 11
CrotchetyOldJarhead, you nailed it.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 25, 2026 07:25 AM (FHoaH) 12
Could Late-Term Abortion Be The Key To A Republican Midterm Sweep? One Group Thinks So. Delusional. Overturning Roe was supposed to destroy the Republican party in the 2022 midterms. And what happened? Nothing. Abortion simply isn't that important an issue. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 25, 2026 07:25 AM (O0L8i) 13
9, LOL, and another "if only!"
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 25, 2026 07:26 AM (VyBeY) 14
yup, bingo COJ!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 25, 2026 07:27 AM (VyBeY) 15
Technical issues interrupted CNN’s Inside Politics with Dana Bash for about 25 minutes on Monday.
Anyone tuning in to CNN from 12:05 to about 12:29 p.m. may have encountered a pixelated screen. Posted by: SMOD at August 25, 2026 07:28 AM (yH8/G) 16
Off to the gym. Have a healthy and productive MR everyone!
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 25, 2026 07:29 AM (AnNWH) 17
Could Late-Term Abortion Be The Key To A Republican Midterm Sweep? One Group Thinks So.
Delusional. Overturning Roe was supposed to destroy the Republican party in the 2022 midterms. And what happened? Nothing. Abortion simply isn't that important an issue. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh ___________ Do the dems understand that if Roe was still law, those late term abortions on demand would be scrapped along with the total bans? Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 25, 2026 07:30 AM (XvL8K) 18
OK, I have to admit I may have watched a minute or two of Jesse Water's 'interview' of Al-Sayed last night. There's some time that I'll never get back. When Abdul was trying to play the defensive card against anti-muslim sentiment poor Jesse couldn't or wouldn't just say that islam and western culture were just not compatible.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 25, 2026 07:31 AM (3Ope8) 19
Socialist Angie Nixon Says Billionaires and Elected Officials Are Conspiring to Keep Students Dumb
… even a stopped clock is right twice a day Posted by: SMOD at August 25, 2026 07:31 AM (yH8/G) 20
Good morning again dear morons and happy birthday JJ
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 25, 2026 07:33 AM (RIvkX) 21
I haven't been following this Lindsay Clancy trial, as it's another White Woman Soap Opera. But I fear Clancy's supporters have more sinister goals. - Normalizing killing your children. New York and Massachusetts have just said that killing a full-term fetus is A-OK, so why not extend it? - Normalizing special mental illness that only women can suffer from. - The usual and customary male hate. - Imparting the notion that having children is so deleterious to women's health that women should never have them. - Agitating for government moolah for having and raising children. Like, no woman can have a child without unlimited time off, free diapers, free food, etc. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 25, 2026 07:33 AM (O0L8i) 22
Yet the president of the American Federation of Teachers is using this very moment to push shoppers toward stores that employ unionized workers — even when those retailers are pricier.
---- A union president's job is not to produce a quality product in the industry represented by the union. Their job is to protect the interests of the union (or ANY union in this case). That's it. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 25, 2026 07:34 AM (FZ29D) 23
Good morning again Horde thx JJ for all your efforts.
As I posted in the tech thread watching the Dems lose their marbles over the SC mail in vote ruling is hysterical. The Republicans in blue states had better be ready to fight shenanigans from blue state secretaries of state. Of course the Republicans could eff it up Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 25, 2026 07:34 AM (JEgjE) 24
Socialist Angie Nixon Says Billionaires and Elected Officials Are Conspiring to Keep Students Dumb
… do teachers and their unions make THAT much Posted by: SMOD at August 25, 2026 07:34 AM (yH8/G) 25
World’s oldest lab-grown human brains grow for seven years recording ‘passage of time’
--- That's disturbing that we are doing this... Are they conscious? Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 25, 2026 07:35 AM (FZ29D) 26
I’m still not tired of all the winning!
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 25, 2026 07:36 AM (geWO5) 27
- Normalizing killing your children. New York and Massachusetts have just said that killing a full-term fetus is A-OK, so why not extend it?
… call it “ultra extreme late term abortion” Posted by: SMOD at August 25, 2026 07:36 AM (yH8/G) 28
Were the Bombs of August 1945 ‘Demonic?’
They saved up to millions of lives. I probably wouldn't be here if it weren't for their use 81 years ago. Like any technology, it's how it's used. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 25, 2026 07:37 AM (l3cgK) Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 25, 2026 07:37 AM (u82oZ) 30
Abdul El Sayed yesterday on Jesse Watters: circumcision is the same as genital mutilation and "gender re-assignment" surgery
Go with that, Abdul. Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 25, 2026 07:38 AM (RIvkX) 31
27 - Normalizing killing your children. New York and Massachusetts have just said that killing a full-term fetus is A-OK, so why not extend it?
… call it “ultra extreme late term abortion” Posted by: SMOD at August 25, 2026 07:36 AM (yH8/G) Conservatives want to end orphanages through adoption...Lefties want to end orphanages by murder. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 25, 2026 07:38 AM (l3cgK) 32
Anybody seen Mitch?
Posted by: Mildly curious at August 25, 2026 07:38 AM (2Ez/1) 33
Are they conscious?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel _________ No. We are no closer to understanding what comprises consciousness than we were thousands of years ago, and definitely can't bestow it on a bunch of chips and wires. Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 25, 2026 07:39 AM (XvL8K) 34
Between Angie Nixon, James Talarico and El-Sayad the Dems are sure bringing their crazy (DS)A game to the senate midterms… they’re gonna take the senate with that lineup? I don’t think so, Tim…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 25, 2026 07:40 AM (geWO5) 35
25 World’s oldest lab-grown human brains grow for seven years recording ‘passage of time’
--- That's disturbing that we are doing this... Are they conscious? Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 25, 2026 07:35 AM *** Abby. Abby somebody. Posted by: Marty Feldman at August 25, 2026 07:40 AM (2Ez/1) 36
Barack Obama Elementary School in Virginia Closed Indefinitely Due to Mold and Rodents
Posted by: SMOD at August 25, 2026 07:41 AM (yH8/G) 37
NR Pax
Reform is really needed in education. A lot of reform, and different teachers. The primer from the Diamond Age by Neil Stephenson would be an excellent use for AI. The details are in the programming. Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 25, 2026 07:41 AM (u82oZ) 38
President Donald J. Trump appeared to confirm on Sunday that federal immigration authorities are examining Representative Ilhan Omar‘s (D-MN) immigration history, --------- Get rid of all her evil clown relatives, too. They're just as rotten and fake as she is. Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 25, 2026 07:41 AM (HLgI3) 39
I just remembered that I will soon need to get off of my butt and go vote for Ralph Norman.
No more dynasties. Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 25, 2026 07:42 AM (36x1j) 40
Every day should start with a VDH article, just to get the brain cells running.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 25, 2026 07:42 AM (gm9Sb) 41
22, also see "Pournelle's Iron Law" ...
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 25, 2026 07:43 AM (VyBeY) 42
@36 SMOD, when I read that there was a rodent infestation at the Barack Obama school my first thought was "why is Valerie Jarrett living there?"
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 25, 2026 07:43 AM (JEgjE) Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 25, 2026 07:43 AM (u82oZ) 44
VDH has been publishing a short 5-10 minute video every morning on the Daily Signal. Highly recommended.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 25, 2026 07:46 AM (RIvkX) 45
Did anybody notice that it became virtually impossible for authorities to get drugs for executions by lethal injection, but Canada has no problem getting drugs for their MAID medical assisted death program ?
Posted by: SMOD at August 25, 2026 07:47 AM (yH8/G) 46
sock_rat_eez
We have all this knowledge of what works in human societies, including logical fallacies and Batiste's The Law, but so many are kept away from that. And we have had 100 years of research on how to manipulate societies for a tiny group to thrive at other's expense. Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 25, 2026 07:47 AM (u82oZ) 47
44 Will check that out. He has more than a few videos on YouTube shorts that I enjoy.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 25, 2026 07:47 AM (gm9Sb) 48
Morning, Horde! Need to get my walk in, then go to town.
I've got the recruiter screening call after lunch... and hopefully there will be more movement on the other nibbles today but... probably not. (I wish there was a way to screen recruiters for efficacy and integrity!) Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 25, 2026 07:49 AM (aJQbY) 49
45 One of the reasons some states are adopting the firing squad. No problem getting a box of 150gr Silver tips.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 25, 2026 07:50 AM (gm9Sb) 50
Good morning horde!
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 25, 2026 07:51 AM (ExV1e) 51
"World’s oldest lab-grown human brains grow for seven years recording ‘passage of time’"
"Abby"-something? Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 25, 2026 07:52 AM (SgdqL) 52
Are they conscious?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel Professor, this is nothing new. The documentary "They Saved Hitler's Brain" was made in 1968. Posted by: I Believe at August 25, 2026 07:52 AM (JM9I6) 53
One way to discourage the abuse of Flock cameras would be a law that anytime an individual's Flock tracking data was requested (outside of law enforcement investigations with warrants) both parties' tracking data must be released to each other.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 25, 2026 07:53 AM (Tmf7h) 54
Abby Normal
Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 25, 2026 07:54 AM (36x1j) 55
Good morning horde!
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 25, 2026 07:51 AM (ExV1e) ===== Presumes facts not in evidence. Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 25, 2026 07:54 AM (RIvkX) 56
And also a law making it illegal to use Flock cameras to enforce lockdowns
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 25, 2026 07:54 AM (Tmf7h) 57
51 52 Don Martin cartoons in Mad Magazine were the best.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 25, 2026 07:54 AM (gm9Sb) 58
" ... And we have had 100 years of research on how to manipulate societies for a tiny group to thrive at other's expense.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 25, 2026 07:47 AM (u82oZ) " which is being refined in real time and spreading its grip Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 25, 2026 07:55 AM (VyBeY) 59
FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 25, 2026 07:55 AM (ccf/V) Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 25, 2026 07:55 AM (ccf/V) 61
Anybody seen Mitch?
Posted by: Mildly curious at August 25, 2026 07:38 AM (2Ez/1) No, we had a problem... and uh, we tried to do everything we could. Well, you know what I mean. He's gone, and we couldn't do nothing about it. That's it. He's gone. Uh, he's gone. And that's it. Posted by: Xi Jinping, Mitch's Pimp and Deep State Daddy at August 25, 2026 07:56 AM (+iYtA) 62
That's a confusing sentence. Who does "both" refer to?
Posted by: Gotta wonder at August 25, 2026 07:56 AM (2Ez/1) 63
Sponge - F*ck Cancer
Brings back memories of you announcing your arrival at the TxMoMeet. Good times. Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 25, 2026 07:56 AM (u82oZ) 64
“Did anybody notice ….” ?
—- I’m pretty sure noticing anything is “problematic” these days. I mean, if you hadn’t … uh, noticed. Posted by: Common Tater at August 25, 2026 07:56 AM (0ass6) 65
Good morning, J.J.
Good morning, Horde. Posted by: Inogame at August 25, 2026 07:56 AM (53oGX) 66
Randi Weingarten wants everyone to boycott Target because they aren't tough enough on ICE. What does that have to do with teaching students? Shut up racist.
It's also funny because Target is owned by a bunch of leftists Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 25, 2026 07:56 AM (JEgjE) 67
What the heck's a Flock camera?
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 25, 2026 07:58 AM (SgdqL) 68
28 Were the Bombs of August 1945 ‘Demonic?’” That came up because Tucker Carlson, in a recent podcast, said the nuclear weapons of 1945 were built by actual demons, not men. Posted by: Tom Servo at August 25, 2026 07:58 AM (o3ajz) Posted by: Will Robinson at August 25, 2026 07:58 AM (yJpvi) 70
36 Barack Obama Elementary School in Virginia Closed Indefinitely Due to Mold and Rodents
Posted by: SMOD It's the wypipo's fault! They ain't be fixin' the roof an' shit! Posted by: Tyrone the Hoodrat In His '98 Altima at August 25, 2026 07:58 AM (JM9I6) 71
"CAIR has never donated any funds to any political campaigns, PACS, or SuperPACS, nor has CAIR established any PACS, nor has CAIR ever endorsed any candidates," said CAIR deputy executive director Edward Mitchell. "Doing so would be illegal."
CAiR is islham. islham requires followers to lie for the 'greater good.' Everything CAiR says is a lie. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 25, 2026 07:59 AM (ccf/V) 72
It's a GoPro worn by the Canada Goose flying at the back of the Vee.
Posted by: Maybe... at August 25, 2026 07:59 AM (2Ez/1) 73
Brings back memories of you announcing your arrival at the TxMoMeet. Good times. Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 25, 2026 07:56 AM (u82oZ) Soon........ Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 25, 2026 07:59 AM (ccf/V) 74
> It's the wypipo's fault! They ain't be fixin' the roof an' shit!
Posted by: Tyrone the Hoodrat In His '98 Altima at August 25, 2026 07:58 AM (JM9I6) Just as it's wypipo's fault that it took a long time to get the power back on in Gary, Indiana. Nothing at all to do with the locals shooting at the power company crews. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 25, 2026 07:59 AM (IG3/x) 75
It's a GoPro worn by the Canada Goose flying at the back of the Vee.
Posted by: Maybe... at August 25, 2026 07:59 AM (2Ez/1) Ahhhhh......The Flying V........ Posted by: Zombie Eddie Van Halen at August 25, 2026 08:00 AM (ccf/V) 76
Good God, man, I don't even think the meat in fast food burgers is beef. I grind everything myself, beef, elk, venison and don't worry getting ripped off for a $22 1/4lbs burger patty and a $0.05 potato. I cook at home a lot.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 25, 2026 08:00 AM (FR9Sb) 77
Anybody seen Mitch?
He is recovering on the farm, with seminars by a Cambridge professor as part of his continuing education. Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 25, 2026 08:00 AM (u82oZ) 78
That's a confusing sentence. Who does "both" refer to?
—— I like to try and reverse engineer news reports from our local news website, it’s a guilty pleasure of mine, because they get paid to that, yet it’s so bad. A lot of times now they’ll quote somebody, but they never told you who that is. They cut and paste paragraphs in or out, so the reader is left in the final product wondering “who the hell is that?” Posted by: Common Tater at August 25, 2026 08:01 AM (0ass6) 79
PETER NAVARRO: There are two countries in the world that have responded with retaliation to the U.S. reciprocal fair tariffs:
Communist China and Canada. Posted by: SMOD at August 25, 2026 08:01 AM (yH8/G) 80
Anybody else noticing a massive uptick in youtube videos claiming wild losses and embarrassing moments by Trump?
As well as billboards in and near cities with high military populations claiming that the war is unpopular and causing high prices? Seems like someone is fighting a PR war against this administration. And of course we have our very own Paul. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 25, 2026 08:01 AM (iMotb) 81
I can't believe Gary Indiana is a hellhole, the Jackson 5 was from there
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 25, 2026 08:01 AM (JEgjE) 82
"World’s oldest lab-grown human brains grow for seven years recording ‘passage of time’"
"Abby"-something? Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 25, 2026 07:52 AM (SgdqL) Ms. Uuuuhhhmelmuhhay....... Posted by: Zombie Eddie Van Halen at August 25, 2026 08:01 AM (ccf/V) 83
> It's the wypipo's fault! They ain't be fixin' the roof an' shit!
Posted by: Tyrone the Hoodrat In His '98 Altima at August 25, 2026 07:58 AM ...... Where my EBT card at? Posted by: La'Shondra at August 25, 2026 08:02 AM (2Ez/1) Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 25, 2026 08:03 AM (u82oZ) 85
Crap......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 25, 2026 08:03 AM (ccf/V) 86
Washington Post ordered to rehire racist opinion writer who labeled Charlie Kirk a 'White man that espoused violence’
Posted by: SMOD at August 25, 2026 08:03 AM (yH8/G) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 25, 2026 08:04 AM (iMotb) 88
81 I can't believe Gary Indiana is a hellhole, the Jackson 5 was from there
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 25, 2026 08:01 AM ::::::: Getting the power back on should be as easy as A-B-C. Posted by: Or maybe 1-2-3 at August 25, 2026 08:04 AM (2Ez/1) 89
Those “lab grown human brains” are only organoids… small clusters of cells. Still those scientists are dr Frankensteins and need to stop messing with stuff like that. It’s the old “just because you can do it doesn’t mean you should”
And some of the claims are nonsensical…how do scientists know these organoids record the passage of time? What does that even mean? Did they consult with Kamala Harris as she’s a world renowned expert in the passage of time…. Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 25, 2026 08:04 AM (geWO5) 90
Mark Carney Says Canada ‘at War’ After Failed U.S. Trade Talks
We should bomb Ottawa and ask him if he can recognize the difference. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 25, 2026 08:04 AM (ExV1e) Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 25, 2026 08:04 AM (u82oZ) 92
What the heck's a Flock camera?
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 25, 2026 07:58 AM (SgdqL) A public monitoring device straight out of the novel '1984.' It's a network of high resolution cameras designed to track your ever move. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 25, 2026 08:04 AM (ccf/V) 93
The followers of islam are a threat to the nation.
If, after centuries of evidence, you have a quarrel with that statement YOU are a threat to the nation. Posted by: Clear-Eyed Killer at August 25, 2026 08:04 AM (vj9mz) 94
Good God, man, I don't even think the meat in fast food burgers is beef.
—— Restaurant and fast food dining is mostly a distant memory with me. I haven’t been to a Doctor since the 1990s probably, not only the expense, but there are too many quality control issues with substandard foods prepared by clowns. I can’t to get sick, either. Even our junk food tastes like shit now, so it’s not worth the risk. Posted by: Common Tater at August 25, 2026 08:05 AM (0ass6) 95
Hey VIA!
MoMe? Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 25, 2026 08:05 AM (2Ez/1) 96
The Mohammunist Manifesto—Surveillance, Informants, And Social Enforcement Networks
If you live in an Islamic or communist society and you feel like somebody’s always watching you, you’re right because both systems demand it. Posted by: SMOD at August 25, 2026 08:05 AM (yH8/G) 97
Deport, deport, deport the islamic commie incestuous brillo.
Posted by: kingsman at August 25, 2026 08:05 AM (ehY6c) 98
"Hey VIA!
MoMe?" The remainder of this year is insane. So striving for next year. Mrs VIA is disappointed to say the least. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 25, 2026 08:06 AM (iMotb) 99
I used to have a different nic
Do we have evidence of Crimes against Humanity on PM Carney ? He could join ex-President Nicolas Maduro in jail. Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 25, 2026 08:06 AM (u82oZ) 100
Torrential rains caused a gigantic pile of garbage to become a deadly landslide in Guinea’s capital city of Conakry on Sunday morning, killing at least 30 people as homes were completely buried under the avalanche of refuse.
Posted by: SMOD at August 25, 2026 08:07 AM (yH8/G) 101
Block all visas, that way islhamic shitholes can't piss that we're isolating them and are 'islhamophobic.'
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 25, 2026 08:07 AM (ccf/V) 102
I can't believe Gary Indiana is a hellhole, the Jackson 5 was from there
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 25, 2026 08:01 AM Pretty soon they’ll be home to the Bears though. Or is that Hammond? Theyre both hellholes right next door to each other… Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 25, 2026 08:07 AM (geWO5) 103
Mrs VIA is disappointed to say the least. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 25, 2026 08:06 AM (iMotb) As are the First Lady and I.......... Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 25, 2026 08:08 AM (ccf/V) 104
89 Those “lab grown human brains” are only organoids…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 25, 2026 08:04 AM ======= The Organoids would be a good name for a WNBA team. Posted by: Or a rock band at August 25, 2026 08:08 AM (2Ez/1) 105
I'm only vaguely familiar with the Eurovision song contest. Why is Israel in the competition, it being technically in Western Asia? Is Egypt in the contest?
Posted by: Tone Deaf Ted at August 25, 2026 08:09 AM (JM9I6) 106
Mark Carney can go horse fuck
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 25, 2026 08:09 AM (geWO5) 107
The Organoids would be a good name for a WNBA team.
Posted by: Or a rock band at August 25, 2026 08:08 AM (2Ez/1) The Oregon G-Spots. No offense, all defense. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 25, 2026 08:09 AM (ccf/V) 108
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They saved up to millions of lives. I probably wouldn't be here if it weren't for their use 81 years ago.
Most Japanese people alive today wouldn't be here either if not for the bomb. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 25, 2026 08:10 AM (ExV1e) 110
Sorry to hear that VIA.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 25, 2026 08:10 AM (2Ez/1) 111
It's the wypipo's fault! They ain't be fixin' the roof an' shit!
Posted by: Tyrone the Hoodrat In His '98 Altima at August 25, 2026 07:58 AM ...... Where my EBT card at? Posted by: La'Shondra at August 25, 2026 08:02 AM (2Ez/1) ___ I'm gonna need coffee to deal with Tyrone and La'Shondra this morning...brb. Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 25, 2026 08:10 AM (7wWQR) 112
Eating out is ridiculous. The food is not healthy, laden with salt and fat. Taxes, fees, and tips add 10% + 4% + 15% on top of the overpriced food.
My cooking is better, cheaper, and healthier by far. Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 25, 2026 08:10 AM (RIvkX) 113
Word is the Bears are changing their name to the Hammond Eggers.
Posted by: Sean Hannity at August 25, 2026 08:11 AM (JM9I6) 114
The Organoids would be a good name for a WNBA team.
Posted by: Or a rock band at August 25, 2026 08:08 AM (2Ez/1) A band called the Green Dildos could open for them! Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 25, 2026 08:11 AM (geWO5) 115
Morning all
Posted by: rickb223 at August 25, 2026 08:12 AM (exh+T) 116
@102 Linus, Hammond I believe which in the 1920s had an NFL team. Hammond apparently is a dump also
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 25, 2026 08:12 AM (JEgjE) 117
A band called the Green Dildos could open for them! Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 25, 2026 08:11 AM (geWO5) They really do need to just embrace the rubber don and move on. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 25, 2026 08:12 AM (ccf/V) 118
Word is the Bears are changing their name to the Hammond Eggers.
Posted by: Sean Hannity at August 25, 2026 08:11 AM (JM9I6) Possible nominee for Comment of the Week. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 25, 2026 08:13 AM (ccf/V) 119
There's mold and rodents in my pants!
Posted by: Delaware's Own at August 25, 2026 08:13 AM (JM9I6) 120
Presumes facts not in evidence.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 25, 2026 07:54 AM (RIvkX) You're not dead, that's a plus. The trolls aren't either, that's a minus. But we outnumber them. Mathematically, it's a good morning. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 25, 2026 08:13 AM (ExV1e) 121
Overturning Roe was supposed to destroy the Republican party in the 2022 midterms. And what happened? Nothing. Abortion simply isn't that important an issue.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 25, 2026 07:25 AM (O0L8i) Well. Nothing really politically. There are more abortions per year now than there were before Roe was overturned, though. It's like all those women pounding tylenol to make Trump look dumb. He said 'abortion is up to the states,' and maybe they're trying to make a point by killing their kids? Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 25, 2026 08:14 AM (PGK1w) 122
canada is a small pimple on the ass of the world.
Hopefully, President Trump will pop it soon and they can dry up and blow away. Posted by: Pimple Popper at August 25, 2026 08:14 AM (+iYtA) 123
The WNBA has come out and said that Freedom and the other guy are NOT eligible for the WNBA Draft.
They've been classified as a "political stunt" and will not be allowed to participate. Lawyers are gonna get richer....... Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 25, 2026 08:14 AM (ccf/V) 124
119 There's mold and rodents in my pants!
Posted by: Delaware's Own at August 25, 2026 08:13 AM Has your butt been wiped? Posted by: Jill Not A Doctor at August 25, 2026 08:14 AM (2Ez/1) 125
A public monitoring device straight out of the novel '1984.'
It's a network of high resolution cameras designed to track your ever move. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 25, 2026 08:04 AM (ccf/V) Ah. Well, good luck to whoever gets tagged with watching me. Death by Boredom. Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 25, 2026 08:14 AM (SgdqL) 126
Given the depravity of some of these SOBs over the years (that we know about) I don’t even want to think about the Frankenstein type of experiments that have been going on. Bioweapons outsourced or stolen overseas is probably just the top of the iceberg. Whatever ethical concerns that were in place or remain are probably not operative “over there”. Yeesh
Posted by: Common Tater at August 25, 2026 08:15 AM (0ass6) 127
What the heck's a Flock camera?
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 25, 2026 07:58 AM (SgdqL) A public monitoring device straight out of the novel '1984.' It's a network of high resolution cameras designed to track your ever move. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer Strategically placed all around your AO so they can track you in real time. Posted by: rickb223 at August 25, 2026 08:15 AM (exh+T) 128
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Reform is really needed in education. A lot of reform, and different teachers. Posted by: NaCly Dog Get the government out of the way beyond the absolute bare minimum required and go from there. Posted by: NR Pax at August 25, 2026 08:16 AM (RjOoY) 129
>>>Word is the Bears are changing their name to the Hammond Eggers.
Posted by: Sean Hannity >You're a great American. Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 25, 2026 08:17 AM (FR9Sb) 130
Ah. Well, good luck to whoever gets tagged with watching me. Death by Boredom. Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 25, 2026 08:14 AM (SgdqL) They claim you have no expectation of privacy in the public arena, so screw you if you don't like it. They're watching you regardless. https://youtu.be/JsntlJZ9h1U Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 25, 2026 08:17 AM (ccf/V) 131
It's a network of high resolution cameras designed to track your ever move.
Posted by: Sponge Strategically placed all around your AO so they can track you in real time. Posted by: rickb223 at August 25, 2026 08:15 AM I'll have to get more ficus. Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at August 25, 2026 08:17 AM (2Ez/1) 132
Normalizing killing your children. New York and Massachusetts have just said that killing a full-term fetus is A-OK, so why not extend it?
Saw a cartoon about that. Two women debating and one saying "Legalizing abortion can lead to killing toddlers." The other woman replying "No one is saying that!" Third panel is Clancy's face. Posted by: NR Pax at August 25, 2026 08:17 AM (RjOoY) 133
Gary , Indiana is 80% black and it's population has declined 61% since 1960. Cause and effect?
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 25, 2026 08:18 AM (JEgjE) 134
Today Is National Banana Split Day.
Posted by: redridinghood at August 25, 2026 08:18 AM (NpAcC) 135
30 Abdul El Sayed yesterday on Jesse Watters: circumcision is the same as genital mutilation and "gender re-assignment" surgery
Go with that, Abdul. Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 25, 2026 07:38 AM (RIvkX) Oh, he will. The Islamic/Leftist (or the Islamic dissembling as a Leftist) is phenomenon. Republicans have had a hard enough time dealing with Leftists. These mutants are a whole other breed. Posted by: Ordinary American at August 25, 2026 08:18 AM (b4LBp) 136
Do we have evidence of Crimes against Humanity on PM Carney ?
I don't know what they'd be. One could argue that he's continuing Trudeau's treason against the Canadian people but they voted for it. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 25, 2026 08:18 AM (ExV1e) Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 25, 2026 08:18 AM (j+aD2) 138
Ah. Well, good luck to whoever gets tagged with watching me. Death by Boredom.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher Same here. I'm so clean, I squeak! Posted by: Rock-Ribbed Ronnie at August 25, 2026 08:18 AM (JM9I6) 139
"No, we're leaving because of the content of their character." Posted by: People who used to live in Gary at August 25, 2026 08:19 AM (2Ez/1) 140
139: Turns out we were judging them by the content of their character all along.
Posted by: NR Pax at August 25, 2026 08:20 AM (RjOoY) Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 25, 2026 08:21 AM (pG0Ez) Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 25, 2026 08:21 AM (u82oZ) 143
It's like all those women pounding tylenol to make Trump look dumb. He said 'abortion is up to the states,' and maybe they're trying to make a point by killing their kids?
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 25, 2026 08:14 AM (PGK1w) S'tan has always found Eve to be an easy mark. Only God can shield them but too many modern women, and men, have turned their faces. Evil stalks the land and the price which will have to be paid will be enormous. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 25, 2026 08:21 AM (ExV1e) 144
Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey
Trump needs to do this kind of rhetoric in private, not in public. Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 25, 2026 08:22 AM (u82oZ) 145
President Donald J. Trump appeared to confirm on Sunday that federal immigration authorities are examining Representative Ilhan Omar‘s (D-MN) immigration history...
- NWH. Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 25, 2026 08:23 AM (pG0Ez) 146
"Gary, Indiana was named after Elbert Henry Gary, the founding chairman of U.S. Steel. The company founded the city in 1906 as a company town for its steel mills."
Posted by: Today I learned at August 25, 2026 08:23 AM (2Ez/1) 147
134 Today Is National Banana Split Day.
Posted by: redridinghood A confection that is out of favor and nearly dead. You can't give away banana split dishes. Posted by: Artie At The Antique Mall at August 25, 2026 08:23 AM (JM9I6) 148
Lawyers are gonna get richer.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 25, 2026 08:14 AM (ccf/V) This is one of those cases in which I don't mind. I hope Kanter and White end up owning the WNBA, and it's parent organization which refuses to rein in the stupid. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 25, 2026 08:23 AM (ExV1e) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 25, 2026 08:24 AM (ndZc7) 150
Today is also,
The Birthday of The Prophet Muhammad. Posted by: redridinghood at August 25, 2026 08:25 AM (NpAcC) 151
147 134 Today Is National Banana Split Day.
Posted by: redridinghood A confection that is out of favor and nearly dead. You can't give away banana split dishes. Posted by: Artie At The Antique Mall at August 25, 2026 08:23 AM Come here and sit beside us. Posted by: Jello molds and Bundt cake pans at August 25, 2026 08:26 AM (2Ez/1) Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 25, 2026 08:26 AM (RIvkX) 153
Josh Shapiro can also go horse fuck
damn I have to move my timeline up Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 25, 2026 08:18 AM (j+aD2) I have this sentiment for lefties aplenty… let’s put Roger Goodell on the list too Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 25, 2026 08:27 AM (geWO5) 154
Flint, Gary, Barack Obama Skool, just blame budget cuts and the nearest white person.
Posted by: Lead Pipe Cinch at August 25, 2026 08:27 AM (JM9I6) 155
"Gary, Indiana... Gary, Indiana, Gary, Indiana, not Louisiana, Paris, France, New York or Rome... but Gary, Indiana, my home, sweet home."
Posted by: Ordinary American at August 25, 2026 08:27 AM (b4LBp) 156
Best Banana Split: Jim Dandy at Friendly's
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 25, 2026 08:27 AM (RIvkX) 157
Grocers and Bodega Owners Challenge Mamdani’s State-Run Supermarket Scheme in Court.
And how many of them voted for Mamdani because he's soooo dreamy? Posted by: NR Pax at August 25, 2026 07:22 AM (RjOoY) I would doubt all that many. Mamdani's base is young white women from places like Ann Arbor who moved to New York with a pile of their hated daddies' money. Unless these bodegas are selling vintage clothes, ranch water and molly, I don't think little Emily and Olivia are running them. Posted by: The Actual Story at August 25, 2026 08:27 AM (BI5O2) 158
Why the fvck is Mike Pence on F&F talking about Ukraine?
Pleeze go away. Pleeeze! *click* Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 25, 2026 08:26 AM (RIvkX) That SOB… just seeing his name causes my BP to spike. He can also go horse fuck Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 25, 2026 08:28 AM (geWO5) 159
Come here and sit beside us.
Posted by: Jello molds and Bundt cake pans I knew you were coming so I baked a Bundt! Posted by: Pillsbury Bundt at August 25, 2026 08:28 AM (JM9I6) 160
A confection that is out of favor and nearly dead. You can't give away banana split dishes.
Posted by: Artie At The Antique Mall at August 25, 2026 08:23 AM (JM9I6) ***** Understandable. I think I've had one in my lifetime. Not a fan of the combo. Posted by: redridinghood at August 25, 2026 08:29 AM (NpAcC) 161
Today Is National Banana Split Day.
Posted by: redridinghood at August 25, 2026 08:18 AM (NpAcC) - Childhood memories sitting in an ice cream parlor on red leather highback seats. Gobs and gobs of whipped cream. Enjoyed the cherry on top, too! And now if you'll excuse me, I have to return to my current diet. Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 25, 2026 08:29 AM (pG0Ez) 162
Off sock
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 25, 2026 08:29 AM (BI5O2) 163
Why Alaska? Why? Why? Why?
Posted by: redridinghood at August 25, 2026 08:30 AM (NpAcC) 164
Today is also,
The Birthday of The Prophet Muhammad. Posted by: redridinghood at August 25, 2026 08:25 AM (NpAcC) - Piss be upon him. Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 25, 2026 08:30 AM (pG0Ez) 165
S'tan has always found Eve to be an easy mark. Only God can shield them but too many modern women, and men, have turned their faces. Evil stalks the land and the price which will have to be paid will be enormous.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic Adam: Here we are Eve. In the Garden of Eden. Everything we could ever want. We will never grow old. We will never get sick. Anything we want is automatically taken care of & given. No wants. No worries. Eve: Yeah. But it's just not enough. Posted by: rickb223 at August 25, 2026 08:30 AM (exh+T) 166
"...selling vintage clothes, ranch water and molly..."
Posted by: The Actual Story at August 25, 2026 08:27 AM What is "molly?" Posted by: Dare I ask? at August 25, 2026 08:31 AM (2Ez/1) 167
Why the fvck is Mike Pence on F&F talking about Ukraine?
——- Orders is orders. Isn’t it painfully obvious? Posted by: Common Tater at August 25, 2026 08:31 AM (0ass6) 168
Mark Ruffalo
@MarkRuffalo The accusation that I am antisemitic is appalling and fundamentally dishonest. Criticizing the actions of the Israeli prime minister, a military technology contract, or the executives who supply it is not the same as criticizing Jewish people. This critical and necessary dialogue is then dishonestly framed as being anti-Israel. To be clear, my views come from my own political convictions and should never be interpreted as hostility toward Jewish people, for whom I have deep love and respect. Everything I know about acting, activism, and humanism has been profoundly shaped by the Jewish friends, colleagues, and loved ones who have been integral and family throughout every point of my life. ==== Fvck off Mark! Posted by: the Jewish friends, colleagues, and loved ones who have been integral and family throughout every po at August 25, 2026 08:32 AM (RIvkX) 169
I used to loathe the maraschino cherries used on banana splits (inevitably, it was a maraschino). In recent years I don't mind it too much. Of course this past year I don't get to eat banana splits or other sundaes very much....
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 25, 2026 08:32 AM (aJQbY) 170
One of the perks of being VP is that you never go away if you don't want to.
Posted by: Ordinary American at August 25, 2026 08:32 AM (b4LBp) 171
The Left’s Israel Obsession And The Fiction Of Its Foreign Influence
- Extreme Hakeem has gotten himself into hot water. Darializa Stan Account (Iris) ✪ @WokeMaelle NOW THE FUCKING DEMOCRATIC LEADER IN THE HOUSE IS WHINING ABOUT A STRAWMAN OF HASAN PIKER FOR SOME REASON I’M GOING INSANE WHAT IS THIS FUCKING TIMELINE - https://tinyurl.com/3hzm9rc5 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 25, 2026 08:32 AM (ndZc7) Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 25, 2026 08:33 AM (RIvkX) 173
It's eye opening for some that the two countries engaged with the US in a trade war are China... and Canada.
Canada, whose relationship with the CCP is well documented. Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 25, 2026 08:33 AM (2Cry5) 174
You've got a Bundt in the oven?
Posted by: Surprised husband at August 25, 2026 08:33 AM (2Ez/1) Posted by: dantesed at August 25, 2026 08:33 AM (YcKzl) 176
@171 saw last night that the insane left is now calling Jefferies "AIPAC Shakur".
The Dem civil war is getting fun Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 25, 2026 08:34 AM (JEgjE) 177
175 Why the fvck is Mike Pence on F&F talking about Ukraine?
Mike Pence?? Who? Posted by: dantesed at August 25, 2026 08:33 AM (YcKzl) B/c he needs the money and is desperare for the spotlight? Posted by: Nova Local at August 25, 2026 08:34 AM (tOcjL) 178
Piss be upon him.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 25, 2026 08:30 AM (pG0Ez) --- I don't think anyone's found his grave, so that's a bit of a challenge. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 25, 2026 08:34 AM (FZ29D) Processing 0.03, elapsed 0.0357 seconds. |
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