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Enes Kantor Ejected from WNBA Game for Wearing a Shirt Defining Woman as an Adult Human Female; Angel Reece Freaks Out Over Another Green Dildo Attack

Regarding the green dildoes:

The women melting down and claiming to be "assaulted" over seeing a fake penis in a public place are the exact same women telling little girls they shouldn't be bothered to see a real penis in the confined space of a changing room or spa.

Are they offended by the green dildoes? Given that 80-90% of the WNBA is lesbian, they could only be "offended" in a Crocodile Dundeean sense: "That's not a dildo. This is a dildo."


I know I should have included this with the other WNBA post. Apologies.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:36 PM




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1 Yeet!

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 24, 2026 03:36 PM (W2Pud)

2 Yeet yeet!

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 24, 2026 03:36 PM (W2Pud)

3 I can’t wait for men to take over the WNBA.

*pops popcorn*
Seattle lesbos are gonna be happy. Or mad. Or, shit, need more popcorn.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 24, 2026 03:37 PM (W2Pud)

4 The WNBA is another bit of evidence that we live in a simulation.

It's unbelievable that something like this is actually real.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 24, 2026 03:37 PM (N1DT3)

5 I just read this thread is about "Nude WNBA."
Am I about to be disappointed?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 24, 2026 03:39 PM (2Ez/1)

6 Duly nooded.

Posted by: barkingmad59, wandering lurkette at August 24, 2026 03:39 PM (R3yzU)

7 I think at this point people only pay for tickets to see the extra show vs the game.

I read the tickets are $8 but that could be wrong.

We once paid $5.50 for general entry to a Jethro Tull concert and almost the same amt for all concerts.

I honestly don't know who would go watch unless you are family or friends. I saw the tee shirt and it was the truth, which I guess lesbos or trans can't handle.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 24, 2026 03:39 PM (hzuYO)

8 Thank goodness Nurse Ratchet was wrong

No nude.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 24, 2026 03:39 PM (7gwL+)

9 Oh, no! Entertainment is being interrupted by even better entertainment!

Posted by: t-bird at August 24, 2026 03:39 PM (x/Rva)

10 As Chris Plante sez:
"Men make the best women."

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 24, 2026 03:39 PM (2Ez/1)

11 I know I should have included this with the other WNBA post. Apologies.

It's okay, Lamont.

Posted by: my momma always told me at August 24, 2026 03:40 PM (ceBxE)

12 Maybe they just don't like the color green.

Posted by: Huxley Orwell at August 24, 2026 03:40 PM (j3Fsw)

13 Angel Reese was offended that the Dildo only had one end.

Posted by: garrett at August 24, 2026 03:40 PM (pbpqV)

14 Seattle Supersapphics.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 24, 2026 03:41 PM (6ydKt)

15 It's like a car crash. You feel compelled to look. But no other reason to watch.

Posted by: Turn 2 at August 24, 2026 03:41 PM (QFchU)

16 Woohoo!
Nurse scores a three-fer!!!
Well done!

Posted by: Diogenes at August 24, 2026 03:42 PM (2WIwB)

17 I know I should have included this with the other WNBA post. Apologies.

Smart WNBA blog.

Posted by: far cry at August 24, 2026 03:42 PM (wXgT/)

18 I just hope all of this recent attention the WNBA is garnering won't actually make it even semi-popular.

I want to see the WNBA go out of business and don't want anything to deviate away from that.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at August 24, 2026 03:42 PM (E2K/A)

19 Is that... the stadium security?! He couldn't stop Enes if he wanted to!

Posted by: pookysgirl spots a DEI hire at August 24, 2026 03:42 PM (Wt5PA)

20 "Nude WNBA."
Am I about to be disappointed?
-------------------------------------
The biggest disappointment wold be to actually deliver. Lingere football, this ain't. Don't know if there is anough bleach to wash one's eyes...

Posted by: Martin Tell at August 24, 2026 03:42 PM (sFNX2)

21 ‘ The women melting down and claiming to be "assaulted" over seeing a fake penis in a public place are the exact same women telling little girls they shouldn't be bothered to see a real penis in the confined space of a changing room or spa.’

See also: same women screeching that a woman who murdered her three kids — including one girl — didn’t do anything wrong.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at August 24, 2026 03:42 PM (J1FkQ)

22 Problem: Single dildo thrown, perp easily identified.
Solution: Multiple dildos thrown. Extra points if Angel Reese is actually hit with one. Hilarity ensues.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 24, 2026 03:42 PM (skR0U)

23 HE HATES THESE CANS - STAY AWAY FROM THE CANS

Posted by: Navin Johnson at August 24, 2026 03:42 PM (6qaAp)

24 It should rain dildos at every WNBA game.

Posted by: So let it be written, so let it be done at August 24, 2026 03:42 PM (anL5R)

25 Its only a matter of time before they start having the Undertaker rise from below the arena to choke slam the turtle(?) only to have Hillary! show up with a steel chair.

Posted by: Flyguy at August 24, 2026 03:43 PM (d0hH6)

26 >>>Smart WNBA blog.

i was going to make a joke about that.

Posted by: ace at August 24, 2026 03:43 PM (1wjle)

27 I read the tickets are $8 but that could be wrong.

We once paid $5.50 for general entry to a Jethro Tull concert and almost the same amt for all concerts.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 24, 2026 03:39 PM (hzuYO)

The two women who got kicked out of the game in Atlanta last week for wearing the XX XY shirts paid $1000 for their third-row courtside seats.

It'd be a tough call for me if somebody offered to pay me $1000 to go to a WNBA game.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 24, 2026 03:43 PM (6ydKt)

28

We must destroy the human race by not having any babies whatsoever.

It's important you guys!

Super important!

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at August 24, 2026 03:43 PM (YkUG7)

29 fake dicks for fake chicks

Posted by: Rick in SK at August 24, 2026 03:43 PM (6qaAp)

30 It's unbelievable that something like this is actually real.

You can't script this stuff, unless you did. It's funny seeing a couple of the girls laughing.

The next episode should involve playing with a hairy basketball.

Posted by: t-bird at August 24, 2026 03:44 PM (x/Rva)

31 That's incredibly beautiful platinum blonde hair on the fetching WNBA player.

Is it natural?

Posted by: Incredibly naive white heterosexual male at August 24, 2026 03:44 PM (2Ez/1)

32 The reactions of most of the players on the court to the Great Dildo Toss was amusement

Posted by: Elric the Blade at August 24, 2026 03:44 PM (J1FkQ)

33 Someone ran the numbers from statistics on just how few black lesbians there are in the US.

So naturally, they're damned protective of their "pro" sports league.

It's like such a small number, that basically any black lesbianax not stomping "Nike" into the pavement when they walk, who has some athletic skill is "balling" in the WNBA.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 24, 2026 03:44 PM (3cUTc)

34 Here I am, stuck in the middle of 2 assholes.

-
Fake Jake Tapper is so full of shit he needs two assholes.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 24, 2026 03:44 PM (ndZc7)

35 At some point someone's going to organize a large group to pelt the lesbians with dildos from every possible angle. They can't throw everyone out.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 24, 2026 03:44 PM (2ocoG)

36 ee also: same women screeching that a woman who murdered her three kids — including one girl — didn’t do anything wrong.
==
Every woman has an absolute unfettered right to murder her own children. They are just squabbling over the timing.

Posted by: When you can kill the most defenseless and innocent, who can't you kill? at August 24, 2026 03:44 PM (anL5R)

37 *pops popcorn*
Seattle lesbos are gonna be happy. Or mad. Or, shit, need more popcorn.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 24, 2026 03:37 PM

Go long on Orville Redenbacher.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 24, 2026 03:45 PM (bFu5X)

38 SOON!

Posted by: rubber phallus of malice at August 24, 2026 03:45 PM (HsYhf)

39 Are they offended by the green dildoes? Given that 80-90% of the WNBA is lesbian, they could only be "offended" in a Crocodile Dundeean sense: "That's not a dildo. This is a dildo."

Ahahaha

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 24, 2026 03:45 PM (l3cgK)

40 You need a Suction Cup Base. Weighted. And Seating in the first rows of the Upper Deck.

That way the Dildo sticks on the floor and it takes them a few seconds to break the seal.

Posted by: garrett at August 24, 2026 03:45 PM (pbpqV)

41 David Burge wrote that, were it not for Caitlin Clark, WNBA tickets would be printed on the back of Subway receipts.

Posted by: Oglebay at August 24, 2026 03:45 PM (2ap+5)

42 Reese points out dildo throwers at a higher percentage than she shoots from the field

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 24, 2026 03:45 PM (rp63B)

43 Looking back through history. Things aren't really that weird right now. This is just all the stupid shit leading up to that point, when things get really really weird again. Prepare accordingly.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 24, 2026 03:45 PM (OPTvA)

44 Is it natural?

Posted by: Incredibly naive white heterosexual male at August 24, 2026 03:44 PM (2Ez/1)

A natural weave, sure.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 24, 2026 03:45 PM (6ydKt)

45 how about the indy race in DC! that was so cool

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 24, 2026 03:45 PM (j+aD2)

46 Don't they need some real grounds for kicking ticket holding "fans" out? Is there some written agreement on the ticket that says "no conservatives allowed to express their opinions"? The woman seems to be the only one causing any disturbance.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 24, 2026 03:45 PM (vbXSk)

47 Are they offended by the green dildoes? Given that 80-90% of the WNBA is lesbian, they could only be "offended" in a Crocodile Dundeean sense:


They aren't good at basketball and they damn sure aren't good at performative art.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 24, 2026 03:45 PM (+tGb6)

48 Wait until someone shows them how Crocodile Dundee does a sex check...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 24, 2026 03:45 PM (l3cgK)

49 I think Reese was pointing out the dildo thrower.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 24, 2026 03:45 PM (mkw2N)

50 I have a dildo story... (rephrasing)....I took part in a prank involving an oversized black dildo.

I traveled to Germany with a group I went to college with to visit a friend (college roommate) who was an officer in the 11th Calvary Armored Div. and went down to Oktoberfest. The women in our group were all in the same sorority and maybe on the prudish side (but all good eggs). We stayed in Red Light district of Munich right above a sex shop during Oktoberfest. We made a purchase there of a large black dildo. This was just after the Lockerby Scotland plane bombing, so security in the airports was tight (including looking through bags)...so every flight we took (Italy, Switzerland, Heathrow)...we'd sneak the large black dildo into one of the girl's bags, and then just watch the fun when they went through the contents of the bags.

Posted by: Orson at August 24, 2026 03:45 PM (dIske)

51 Lindsay Clancy definitely destroyed her family.

She kept the strangulation of three children behind closed doors. And then made it all about herself by jumping out a window.

Damien approves Lindsay.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 24, 2026 03:46 PM (7gwL+)

52
Enes Kanter is rich, single, young, good-looking, athletic, pro-woman, straight, and possessed of a sense of humor. The fantasy Match.com profile.

And women are rejecting him.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 24, 2026 03:46 PM (mmrXZ)

53 The thrown green dildoes will never not be funny.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 24, 2026 03:46 PM (dK+Kv)

54 That's incredibly beautiful platinum blonde hair on the fetching WNBA player.

Is it natural?
Posted by: Incredibly naive white heterosexual male at August 24, 2026 03:44 PM (2Ez/1)
___

This made me laugh way more than I should.

God bless my SiL, but he would so ask this.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 24, 2026 03:46 PM (YlYJ8)

55 42 Reese points out dildo throwers at a higher percentage than she shoots from the field

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 24, 2026 03:45 PM (rp63B)

It's called recognition...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 24, 2026 03:46 PM (l3cgK)

56 Let he who is without sin cast the first dildo - shit Jesus said

Posted by: Rick in SK at August 24, 2026 03:46 PM (6qaAp)

57 >> This was just after the Lockerby Scotland plane bombing, so security in the airports was tight (including looking through bags)...so every flight we took (Italy, Switzerland, Heathrow)...we'd sneak the large black dildo into one of the girl's bags, and then just watch the fun when they went through the contents of the bags.


That's just wholesome fun, is what that is.

Posted by: garrett at August 24, 2026 03:46 PM (pbpqV)

58 Throwing dildos is easy, strap-ons not so much

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 24, 2026 03:47 PM (rp63B)

59 Tapper has two assholes - his mouth and buttcrack.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 24, 2026 03:47 PM (7gwL+)

60 >>I think Reese was pointing out the dildo thrower.


Obviously, Spartacus was not in attendance that night.

Posted by: garrett at August 24, 2026 03:47 PM (pbpqV)

61
All over. Sad.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 24, 2026 03:47 PM (Grd+3)

62 I think it's ridiculous and possibly dangerous to throw things at a game ( Are they throwing them o. The court?) ( and yes, I absolutely think boys/men ( fake transgenders) do not belong in girls /women's sports.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 24, 2026 03:47 PM (xPsv8)

63 59 Tapper has two assholes - his mouth and buttcrack.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 24, 2026 03:47 PM (7gwL+)

Are you saying Jake would never Tapper?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 24, 2026 03:48 PM (l3cgK)

64 Reese points out dildo throwers at a higher percentage than she shoots from the field

It will never stop being funny that some guys made a fair amount of money on a prop bet that Angel Reese will miss her first shot every game.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 24, 2026 03:48 PM (2ocoG)

65 Posted by: rubber phallus of malice at August 24, 2026 03:45 PM

OK...now that, there, is just funny.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 24, 2026 03:48 PM (bFu5X)

66 58 Throwing dildos is easy, strap-ons not so much
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 24, 2026 03:47 PM (rp63B)

Just strap it on a dwarf and toss the dwarf.

Posted by: rubber phallus of malice at August 24, 2026 03:48 PM (HsYhf)

67 I just read this thread is about "Nude WNBA."
Am I about to be disappointed?
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 24, 2026 03:39 PM (2Ez/1)
----
Probably the only way to increase viewership. But that's also iffy...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 24, 2026 03:48 PM (FZ29D)

68 The funniest thing about this is that if Angel Reese picked up the dildong and threw it back into the crowd, she would miss.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 24, 2026 03:48 PM (/WHpM)

69 12 Maybe they just don't like the color green.
Posted by: Huxley Orwell at August 24, 2026 03:40 PM (j3Fsw)

*glowers*

Posted by: Kermit The Frog at August 24, 2026 03:48 PM (0CU3H)

70 > That way the Dildo sticks on the floor and it takes them a few seconds to break the seal.

There's a very old video I've seen from inside a school gym. Someone stuck a suction cup dildo high up on a wall. An adult has a broom and is trying to knock it down with the handle. Every time the adult hits the dildo, it wobbles on the wall. I was dying laughing watching that poor adult trying to remove the dildo and only making it wiggle comically.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 24, 2026 03:48 PM (mkw2N)

71 62 I think it's ridiculous and possibly dangerous to throw things at a game ( Are they throwing them o. The court?) ( and yes, I absolutely think boys/men ( fake transgenders) do not belong in girls /women's sports.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 24, 2026 03:47 PM (xPsv

Old: shirt cannon
New: Dildo cannon

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 24, 2026 03:49 PM (l3cgK)

72 All over. Sad.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 24, 2026 03:47 PM

{bro hug}

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 24, 2026 03:49 PM (bFu5X)

73

RIP Duchess.

Condolences Hadrain and Her Majesty.

Posted by: four seasons at August 24, 2026 03:49 PM (/QHx4)

74 Are you saying Jake would never Tapper?[i/]

Jake has eyes only for The Science.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 24, 2026 03:49 PM (2ocoG)

75 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 24, 2026 03:47 PM (Grd+3)

Sorry, Hadrian. I'm glad you were with her . When you feel up to it. I hope you will tell us a little about your dog, Dutchess (sp?)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 24, 2026 03:49 PM (xPsv8)

76
*sings*

Let me take you down
Cuz I'm going to
The WNBA
Where the players are gay
And Green Dildos fly everywhere
Plastic Green Dildos Forever

*sitar solo*

Posted by: naturalfake at August 24, 2026 03:49 PM (iJfKG)

77 >>There's a very old video I've seen from inside a school gym. Someone stuck a suction cup dildo high up on a wall. An adult has a broom and is trying to knock it down with the handle. Every time the adult hits the dildo, it wobbles on the wall. I was dying laughing watching that poor adult trying to remove the dildo and only making it wiggle comically.


A Thin Coat of Super Glue will make that really hard to remove.

Posted by: garrett at August 24, 2026 03:49 PM (pbpqV)

78 >>I can’t wait for men to take over the WNBA.


You're going to have to wait a bit longer. The WNBA just ruled that Kanter and White are not eligible to play in the WNBA.

Because they are hypocritical clowns.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 24, 2026 03:50 PM (viF8m)

79 33 Someone ran the numbers from statistics on just how few black lesbians there are in the US.
-----------------------------------------
You forgot the massive number of black lesbians employed as mayor in every shithole blue city around.

Posted by: Martin Tell at August 24, 2026 03:50 PM (sFNX2)

80 This is like Brady having a slap fight with a social influencer. Dude, you're part owner of the Raiders.

Staged for dramatic effect like pro wrestling.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 24, 2026 03:50 PM (FR9Sb)

81 What a shitshow.

Posted by: wth at August 24, 2026 03:50 PM (UjdFS)

82 Don't they need some real grounds for kicking ticket holding "fans" out? Is there some written agreement on the ticket that says "no conservatives allowed to express their opinions"? The woman seems to be the only one causing any disturbance.
Posted by: illiniwek


The LNBA shot themselves in their dicks when they kicked the mother & daughter duo out for wearing the XX/XY shirts. They've shot themselves again with Kanter. They will be apologizing in a couple of days.

And they can't help themselves because to define a woman kicks one, if not more trannies out of the league.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 24, 2026 03:50 PM (+tGb6)

83 The WNBA should get statcast to report, launch angle, distance and speed for every dildo cast.

Posted by: Launch angle at August 24, 2026 03:50 PM (6jrBt)

84 It would be the height of funny if security at WNBA games started patting people down for contraband dildos

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 24, 2026 03:50 PM (rp63B)

85 As a one time basketball player. If anyone on my team was pointing out anything in the crowd during the game...they were going to sit. Because "rabbit ears" and "hawk eyes" meant the player wasn't focused on the game. And homey don't play dat.

Posted by: Orson at August 24, 2026 03:50 PM (dIske)

86 I just hope all of this recent attention the WNBA is garnering won't actually make it even semi-popular.

I want to see the WNBA go out of business and don't want anything to deviate away from that.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at August 24, 2026 03:42 PM (E2K/A)

They hate the few that can play actual basketball passably well. Without all that being purged they will never succeed.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 24, 2026 03:50 PM (uhVAy)

87 Is it natural?
Posted by: Incredibly naive white heterosexual male at August 24, 2026 03:44 PM
___

This made me laugh way more than I should.

God bless my SiL, but he would so ask this.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 24, 2026 03:46 PM
_______

It's real and it's spectacular!

Posted by: Oblique Seinfeld reference at August 24, 2026 03:50 PM (2Ez/1)

88 Someone should write pay us what you own us on the dong.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 24, 2026 03:50 PM (/WHpM)

89 Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor. But... every once in a while... ...it's a dildo. Of course, it's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. We have to use the indefinite article: "a dildo", never... "your dildo."

- WNBA

Posted by: Lunge Clanghole at August 24, 2026 03:50 PM (nXkDz)

90 Where are we as a society when a man wearing a t shirt that says a woman is actually a woman causes dozens of people to melt down in public and it becomes a headline on the news.


We are pretty fvcked at this point. We are going to need a complete reboot as a society.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 24, 2026 03:51 PM (cpFbA)

91 Throwing dildos is easy, strap-ons not so much
---
And we haven't got to the sybian toss event yet.

There, they average your scores, best two out of three.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 24, 2026 03:51 PM (3cUTc)

92 Throwing dildos is easy, strap-ons not so much
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 24, 2026 03:47 PM (rp63B)

Just strap it on a dwarf and toss the dwarf.

Posted by: rubber phallus of malice at August 24, 2026 03:48 PM (HsYhf)

AoSHQ: Come for the medical/dating advice. Stay for the elegant solutions to hard problems.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 24, 2026 03:51 PM (dK+Kv)

93 As a one time basketball player. If anyone on my team was pointing out anything in the crowd during the game...they were going to sit. Because "rabbit ears" and "hawk eyes" meant the player wasn't focused on the game. And homey don't play dat.
Posted by: Orson at August 24, 2026 03:50 PM (dIske)

Jordan would have pulled your liver out for that crap. LOL.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 24, 2026 03:51 PM (uhVAy)

94 Hadrian and HM, Deepest condolences from the JTBs.

Posted by: Mrs JTB at August 24, 2026 03:51 PM (yTvNw)

95 Good afternoon Ace and everyone

Place your bets on the WNBA accepting males for players

Posted by: Skip at August 24, 2026 03:51 PM (Ia/+0)

96 Is it wrong to enjoy the spectacle of these hapless wenches?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 24, 2026 03:52 PM (RIvkX)

97 The funniest thing about this is that if Angel Reese picked up the dildong and threw it back into the crowd, she would miss.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 24, 2026 03:48 PM (/WHpM)


Oooo! Now that's funy!
Well done.
COTW worthy.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 24, 2026 03:52 PM (2WIwB)

98 They awakened the sleeping dragon.

https://tinyurl.com/3fmbyrjz

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 24, 2026 03:52 PM (ndZc7)

99 I like how she pretended she was gonna go after him. Set up the MMA event! I might actually do a ppv on that one and I never do that.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 24, 2026 03:52 PM (n5tGW)

100 It would be the height of funny if security at WNBA games started patting people down for contraband dildos
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 24, 2026 03:50 PM (rp63B)

I think they did that for the first dildo eruption when it happened.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 24, 2026 03:53 PM (uhVAy)

101 I'm seeing a whole new market open up for Phil Swift...

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 24, 2026 03:53 PM (skR0U)

102 84 It would be the height of funny if security at WNBA games started patting people down for contraband dildos
Posted by: Smell the Glove

patting me down wouldn't help find it on me!

Posted by: Don Lemon at August 24, 2026 03:53 PM (6qaAp)

103 43 Looking back through history. Things aren't really that weird right now. This is just all the stupid shit leading up to that point, when things get really really weird again. Prepare accordingly.
Posted by: Common Tater
======
Weird is just another word for blood in the streets. Enoch Powell was a prophet.

Posted by: whig at August 24, 2026 03:53 PM (E4rtv)

104 My whole life I thought basketball was lame. These chicks convinced me its also fucking retarded.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 24, 2026 03:53 PM (S41Gd)

105 It would be the height of funny if security at WNBA games started patting people down for contraband dildos

Could be loads of fun for "gifted" men.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 24, 2026 03:53 PM (a3CJ+)

106 >Place your bets on the WNBA accepting males for players

I bet 0$.

"Enes Kanter Freedom and Royce White are not eligible to play in the WNBA, league sources tell Front Office Sports," Salao reported.

https://tinyurl.com/3z9dwkts

Posted by: JackStraw at August 24, 2026 03:54 PM (viF8m)

107 My question remains.

The blue turtle mascot, for basketball, is it really Mitch McConnell?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 24, 2026 03:54 PM (7gwL+)

108 >>There's a very old video I've seen from inside a school gym. Someone stuck a suction cup dildo high up on a wall. An adult has a broom and is trying to knock it down with the handle. Every time the adult hits the dildo, it wobbles on the wall. I was dying laughing watching that poor adult trying to remove the dildo and only making it wiggle comically.


A Thin Coat of Super Glue will make that really hard to remove.
Posted by: garrett at August 24, 2026 03:49 PM (pbpqV)
——

You ask, and The Blade delivers …

https://tinyurl.com/597a9an9

Posted by: Elric the Blade at August 24, 2026 03:54 PM (J1FkQ)

109 Hadrian, very saddened by this news.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 24, 2026 03:54 PM (RIvkX)

110 In a now-deleted post, an X user going by the handle @BlvckJxsus wrote (uncensored here): "gary indiana has been w/o power for 11 days. gary indiana is 75% Black. yet another example of environmental racism, it is so f***ing disgusting."

A NIPSCO vehicle was struck by gunfire on Friday night while utility crews worked to restore power in Gary, Indiana, prompting restoration efforts in the city to be temporarily paused, officials said.

... so we have identified the cause of "environmental racism"

Posted by: Neo at August 24, 2026 03:54 PM (RHGPo)

111 78 >>I can’t wait for men to take over the WNBA.


You're going to have to wait a bit longer. The WNBA just ruled that Kanter and White are not eligible to play in the WNBA.

Because they are hypocritical clowns.
Posted by: JackStraw
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I'd imagine lawsuit time. Neither Kanter nor White would even have to pay for it. Legal defense fund for the lolz.

And WNBA would eventually lose because their specific policy is so vague and it will be discovered inevitably that one or two players already are in fact troons or hermaphrodites.

Posted by: whig at August 24, 2026 03:55 PM (E4rtv)

112 Condolences Hadrian.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 24, 2026 03:55 PM (viF8m)

113 There have now been many more green dildo erruptions at WNBA games this year than named hurricanes. I blame global warming.

Posted by: Martin Tell at August 24, 2026 03:56 PM (sFNX2)

114 I think it's ridiculous and possibly dangerous to throw things at a game ( Are they throwing them o. The court?) ( and yes, I absolutely think boys/men ( fake transgenders) do not belong in girls /women's sports.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 24, 2026 03:47 PM (xPsv

Used to be a long tradition to throw "live" octopuses onto the ice at Detroit Redwing Hockey games in the playoffs.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 24, 2026 03:56 PM (uhVAy)

115 Kanter should have stayed in his seat. He actually stepped through the camera people and onto the baseline. That'll get you kicked out.

Posted by: the dandy at August 24, 2026 03:56 PM (8l8nW)

116 This reminds me:

There are no "men's sports."

There are "sports" and then there are these different, related events called "women's sports."

No pro league has a restriction on who can play--any woman good enough can play in the NBA, NFL, NHL or MLB.
Same for college.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 24, 2026 03:56 PM (3cUTc)

117 I came closer making a layup than Reese did.

Posted by: Flying Green Dildo at August 24, 2026 03:56 PM (bX16E)

118 Gary Indianna Gary Indianna Gary Indianna.

Posted by: Music Man at August 24, 2026 03:57 PM (6jrBt)

119 There's a very old video I've seen from inside a school gym. Someone stuck a suction cup dildo high up on a wall. An adult has a broom and is trying to knock it down with the handle. Every time the adult hits the dildo, it wobbles on the wall. I was dying laughing watching that poor adult trying to remove the dildo and only making it wiggle comically.

At a related level of humor there are videos of high school kids sneaking the PronHub music into things. And the school staff having to pretend they don't know what it is.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 24, 2026 03:57 PM (2ocoG)

120 Looks like Gary Indiana won't be playing GTA VI then.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 24, 2026 03:57 PM (7gwL+)

121 I'd imagine lawsuit time. Neither Kanter nor White would even have to pay for it. Legal defense fund for the lolz.

And WNBA would eventually lose because their specific policy is so vague and it will be discovered inevitably that one or two players already are in fact troons or hermaphrodites.
Posted by: whig at August 24, 2026 03:55 PM (E4rtv)

Greiner is quite a likely suspect.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 24, 2026 03:57 PM (uhVAy)

122 I would say, "I saw Green Dildos open for [fill in the blank]," but Steely Dan already had that covered.

Posted by: Martin Tell at August 24, 2026 03:57 PM (sFNX2)

123 You ask, and The Blade delivers …

https://tinyurl.com/597a9an9
Posted by: Elric the Blade at August 24, 2026 03:54 PM (J1FkQ)


OMG!!!
I'm dying here!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at August 24, 2026 03:57 PM (2WIwB)

124 "Are they offended by the green dildoes? Given that 80-90% of the WNBA is lesbian, they could only be "offended" in a Crocodile Dundeean sense: "That's not a dildo. This is a dildo.""

No one is better at this than Ace.

Posted by: profligatewaste at August 24, 2026 03:57 PM (K24yy)

125 @61/Hadrian the Seventh: "All over. Sad."

Know that a bunch of us know EXACTLY how awful this feels, and if there was anything we could do to ease your pain (beyond posting our sympathy and condolences), we would.

The pain will ebb with time. The good memories will be left, along with the stories. But for now, grieve, as this is right and proper.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 24, 2026 03:57 PM (O7YUW)

126 "Enes Kanter Freedom and Royce White are not eligible to play in the WNBA, league sources tell Front Office Sports," Salao reported.

https://tinyurl.com/3z9dwkts
Posted by: JackStraw


I'll see the LNBA and raise them Kanter's legal team.

The LNBA has no restriction on what constitutes a woman.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 24, 2026 03:57 PM (+tGb6)

127 110 In a now-deleted post, an X user going by the handle @BlvckJxsus wrote (uncensored here): "gary indiana has been w/o power for 11 days. gary indiana is 75% Black. yet another example of environmental racism, it is so f***ing disgusting."

A NIPSCO vehicle was struck by gunfire on Friday night while utility crews worked to restore power in Gary, Indiana, prompting restoration efforts in the city to be temporarily paused, officials said.

... so we have identified the cause of "environmental racism"

Posted by: Neo at August 24, 2026 03:54 PM (RHGPo)

https://tinyurl.com/54up88e6

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 24, 2026 03:57 PM (l3cgK)

128 Is this a sports league or clown league?

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 24, 2026 03:58 PM (bXsD6)

129 Throwing dildos is easy, strap-ons not so much
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 24, 2026 03:47 PM (rp63B)

Nah, you just have to throw it like a Kestros, or Cestrosphendone. Just have to time the release of the strap instead of wrapping the sling around your throwing hand

Posted by: Kindltot at August 24, 2026 03:58 PM (rbvCR)

130 Used to be a long tradition to throw "live" octopuses onto the ice at Detroit Redwing Hockey games in the playoffs.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 24, 2026 03:56 PM (uhVAy)


Wasn't there a baseball game that had to be suspended or something because the crowd threw so much trash onto the field over a call?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 24, 2026 03:58 PM (6ydKt)

131 > You ask, and The Blade delivers …

That's the video! Thanks for that.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 24, 2026 03:58 PM (mkw2N)

132 It's like a car crash. You feel compelled to look. But no other reason to watch.

Posted by: Turn 2
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It is loathsome, offensive, yet I can't look away.

Posted by: Kramer painting at August 24, 2026 03:59 PM (XeU6L)

133 The LNBA has no restriction on what constitutes a woman.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 24, 2026 03:57 PM (+tGb6)

Does the L in LNBA stand for Lady, Lesbian, or Ladyboy?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 24, 2026 03:59 PM (l3cgK)

134 Getting kicked out caused more press, so it all worked well.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 24, 2026 03:59 PM (n5tGW)

135 Was there a three second violation called on the dildo for camping in the key? This is the problem with the WNBA and NBA.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 24, 2026 03:59 PM (FR9Sb)

136 >Place your bets on the WNBA accepting males for players

I bet 0$.

"Enes Kanter Freedom and Royce White are not eligible to play in the WNBA, league sources tell Front Office Sports," Salao reported.

https://tinyurl.com/3z9dwkts
Posted by: JackStraw at August 24, 2026 03:54 PM (viF8m)

Their first all woman meeting on the subject last week came to no conclusion on the subject.

Ladies, you are not sending your best to be in the elite club.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 24, 2026 03:59 PM (uhVAy)

137 128 Is this a sports league or clown league?
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It's just rasslin'

Posted by: Martin Tell at August 24, 2026 03:59 PM (sFNX2)

138 What we need are reasonable green dildo control.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 24, 2026 03:59 PM (ndZc7)

139 Shooting at linemen means they un-ass the area. Imagine that.

Fix your own goddamned power lines, then. You fucking ingrates

Posted by: Common Tater at August 24, 2026 03:59 PM (OPTvA)

140 He's like the wrestling heel egging the crowd on. Pass the popcorn...

Posted by: toddg at August 24, 2026 03:59 PM (ceFtv)

141 Does the L in LNBA stand for Lady, Lesbian, or Ladyboy?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)



Yes

Posted by: rickb223 at August 24, 2026 04:00 PM (+tGb6)

142 Thai ladyboy basketball would require a half court.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 24, 2026 04:00 PM (7gwL+)

143 139 Shooting at linemen means they un-ass the area. Imagine that.

Fix your own goddamned power lines, then. You fucking ingrates
Posted by: Common Tater

the fatigue is real

Posted by: Rick in SK at August 24, 2026 04:00 PM (6qaAp)

144 Hadrian, very sorry to hear.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 24, 2026 04:00 PM (2WIwB)

145 I'll probably regret asking this, but does the color green have any special significance?

Posted by: bluebell at August 24, 2026 04:01 PM (ek8iC)

146
49ers owner arrested for trying to pay $140 for sex at an Ohio trailer park.

Posted by: four seasons at August 24, 2026 04:01 PM (/QHx4)

147 They need to start throwing empty Corby's whiskey bottles.

Hit the ref right in the head.

Posted by: Minnesota Vikings Fan 1975 at August 24, 2026 04:01 PM (XcBiu)

148 Kanter is an observant Muslim too, so we should be hurling the "Islamaphobia" accusation at them as well.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 24, 2026 04:01 PM (aD4fx)

149 That's incredibly beautiful platinum blonde hair on the fetching WNBA player.

Is it natural?
Posted by: Incredibly naive white heterosexual male at August 24, 2026 03:44 PM (2Ez/1)

The insult I heard about a similar thing recently was: "If she ever commits a major crime the CSI will implicate some totally innocent Ukrainian teenager."

Posted by: Kindltot at August 24, 2026 04:01 PM (rbvCR)

150 Tapper has two assholes - his mouth and buttcrack.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 24, 2026 03:47 PM (7gwL+)

His mouth is the bigger one.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 24, 2026 04:01 PM (S41Gd)

151 Enes, I know you were kidding when you said you couldn't believe she was using all those F-bombs in front of the kids in the stadium.

You know what happens when garbage people get a lot of money dropped on them? They end up broke in a very short time

Posted by: JM in Illinois at August 24, 2026 04:01 PM (oVzgM)

152 49ers owner arrested for trying to pay $140 for sex at an Ohio trailer park.

Posted by: four seasons


$120 too much. $20. Same as in town.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 24, 2026 04:01 PM (+tGb6)

153 Did you see Eric Canter‘s wingspan? Can’t wait to see him in the WNBA

Posted by: Gonzotx at August 24, 2026 04:02 PM (nGraA)

154 All over. Sad.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 24, 2026 03:47 PM
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{{{Hadrian}}}

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 24, 2026 04:02 PM (YlYJ8)

155 For all the males playing womens sports, how many females playing in the NBA? NFL? MLB?

Posted by: Skip at August 24, 2026 04:02 PM (Ia/+0)

156 "Disco Night" in the 1970s. Free admission if you brought a Disco record, which were collected into a huge pile at the infield and set on fire.

The 70s were messed up in many ways, but they did have a certain refreshing IDGAF that we have completely lost.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 24, 2026 04:02 PM (OPTvA)

157 130 Used to be a long tradition to throw "live" octopuses onto the ice at Detroit Redwing Hockey games in the playoffs.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 24, 2026 03:56 PM (uhVAy)


Wasn't there a baseball game that had to be suspended or something because the crowd threw so much trash onto the field over a call?
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 24, 2026 03:58 PM (6ydKt)

Well, the White Sox famously had the second game of a doubleheader canceled after the Disco Night riot, but I can't recall a game being called for excessive trash otherwise.

Posted by: Octochicken at August 24, 2026 04:02 PM (oCS0o)

158 In a now-deleted post, an X user going by the handle @BlvckJxsus wrote (uncensored here): "gary indiana has been w/o power for 11 days. gary indiana is 75% Black. yet another example of environmental racism, it is so f***ing disgusting."

A NIPSCO vehicle was struck by gunfire on Friday night while utility crews worked to restore power in Gary, Indiana, prompting restoration efforts in the city to be temporarily paused, officials said.

... so we have identified the cause of "environmental racism"
Posted by: Neo
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There was a time...

Not Louisiana, Paris, France, New York, or Rome, but--
Gary, Indiana,
Gary, Indiana,
Gary Indiana,
My home sweet home.

Posted by: The Music Man at August 24, 2026 04:02 PM (XeU6L)

159 I'll probably regret asking this, but does the color green have any special significance?

Posted by: bluebell at August 24, 2026 04:01 PM (ek8iC)
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Leprechauns or jihad. Not sure which.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 24, 2026 04:02 PM (amcLV)

160 Sorry about Dutchess, Hadrian.

You'd think as good as dogs are they'd get more years.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 24, 2026 04:02 PM (6ydKt)

161 "49ers owner Jed York arrested in prostitution case in Ohio"

Dude couldn't afford to buy it in California? This state really is a mess but Nevada?

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 24, 2026 04:02 PM (Fv808)

162
The Blade delivers …

https://tinyurl.com/597a9an9
Posted by: Elric the Blade

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I thought dildoes were supposed to be stiff?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 24, 2026 04:03 PM (mmrXZ)

163 I'll probably regret asking this, but does the color green have any special significance?

Posted by: bluebell at August 24, 2026 04:01 PM (ek8iC)

Glow in the dark maybe?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 24, 2026 04:03 PM (S41Gd)

164 106 >Place your bets on the WNBA accepting males for players

I bet 0$.

"Enes Kanter Freedom and Royce White are not eligible to play in the WNBA, league sources tell Front Office Sports," Salao reported.

https://tinyurl.com/3z9dwkts
Posted by: JackStraw at August 24, 2026 03:54 PM (viF8m)
________________________

The WNBA's position on this is VERY weak. They actually claim that the Collective Bargaining agreement states that, "Only players are women may play in the league." BUT, the CBA doesn't define what a woman is. So, they are dependent on an Administrative "Bad Faith Determination:" which is at the discretion of management...but can't be justified legally.

If he want to be in the draft, he'll be in the draft. And, then the floodgates open, because the lower level NBA leagues get on average a salary well below the WNBA, and I could see a deluge of wig wearing new players popping up in the draft.

Posted by: Orson at August 24, 2026 04:03 PM (dIske)

165 Wasn't there a baseball game that had to be suspended or something because the crowd threw so much trash onto the field over a call?
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 24, 2026 03:58 PM (6ydKt)

Probably. If you go back they could throw whiskey bottles.

In 1979 a promoter passed out Disco Records to the fans to blow them up between games. Collecting them was slow so helpful fans started flinging them like frisbees.

The second game was cancelled and forfeited.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 24, 2026 04:03 PM (uhVAy)

166 Posted by: Oldcat at August 24, 2026 03:56 PM (uhVAy)

Bunch of weirdos.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 24, 2026 04:03 PM (xSAlF)

167 I'll probably regret asking this, but does the color green have any special significance?

Posted by: bluebell


Actually, this time? No.
There have been purple and blue thrown.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 24, 2026 04:03 PM (+tGb6)

168 156 "Disco Night" in the 1970s. Free admission if you brought a Disco record, which were collected into a huge pile at the infield and set on fire.

The 70s were messed up in many ways, but they did have a certain refreshing IDGAF that we have completely lost.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 24, 2026 04:02 PM (OPTvA)


That's what it was, thanks.

I watched a video on YouTube about Disco Night last year.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 24, 2026 04:04 PM (6ydKt)

169 "49ers owner Jed York arrested in prostitution case in Ohio"

Dude couldn't afford to buy it in California? This state really is a mess but Nevada?
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 24, 2026 04:02 PM (Fv80
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This is about 20 years ago, right?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 24, 2026 04:04 PM (RIvkX)

170 Speaking of sports . . .

49ers owner cuts deal with prosecutors after trying to pay for prostitute at Ohio trailer park

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 24, 2026 04:04 PM (ndZc7)

171
In a now-deleted post, an X user going by the handle @BlvckJxsus wrote (uncensored here): "gary indiana has been w/o power for 11 days. gary indiana is 75% Black. yet another example of environmental racism, it is so f***ing disgusting."

===================

I saw a Reply to that somewhere that showed the city council, the local power company, all the relevant agencies, and almost every person was Black.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 24, 2026 04:04 PM (mmrXZ)

172 Wasn't there a baseball game that had to be suspended or something because the crowd threw so much trash onto the field over a call?
--
the infamous Nickle Beer Night in Cleveland?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 24, 2026 04:04 PM (3cUTc)

173 I thought dildoes were supposed to be stiff?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 24, 2026 04:03 PM (mmrXZ)

Gravity and all.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 24, 2026 04:05 PM (6ydKt)

174 Actually, this time? No.
There have been purple and blue thrown.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 24, 2026 04:03 PM (+tGb6)
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Oh my. A veritable rainbow.

Posted by: bluebell at August 24, 2026 04:05 PM (ek8iC)

175 Sophie Cunningham said her biggest worry was that a dildo would smack her in the face, and somebody would get a picture of it -- and it would follow around forever! She was laughing. 🙂

Posted by: JM in Illinois at August 24, 2026 04:05 PM (oVzgM)

176 Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 24, 2026 04:03 PM (mmrXZ)

I was glad that the "delivery" didn't work for me, because I can't sign in and am not proving my age.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 24, 2026 04:05 PM (xSAlF)

177 I thought dildoes were supposed to be stiff?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia


Battery powered are. Non battery powered aren't.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 24, 2026 04:05 PM (+tGb6)

178 Collecting them was slow so helpful fans started flinging them like frisbees.

The second game was cancelled and forfeited.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 24, 2026 04:03 PM (uhVAy)


And today people cherish those LPs like they're gold bars.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 24, 2026 04:06 PM (6ydKt)

179
Q: What does the "W" in WNBA stand for?
.
.
.
A: Wesbians!

Posted by: Elmer Fudd at August 24, 2026 04:06 PM (2Ez/1)

180 84 It would be the height of funny if security at WNBA games started patting people down for contraband dildos
Posted by: Smell the Glove
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Troons have already mastered the art of tucking so the equipment and knowledge are already out there for those with that interest.

I do think you have to add vibrant as a descriptive adjective to dildoes at AOS according to the style manual. Fabulous and sparkly would also be approved as substitutes. Rubber Dong is vulgar and its use is deprecated.

Posted by: whig at August 24, 2026 04:07 PM (E4rtv)

181 I'll probably regret asking this, but does the color green have any special significance?

It's high-visibility. But other neon colors have been thrown at WNBA lesbians too.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 24, 2026 04:07 PM (2ocoG)

182 The shell of the abandoned downtown Methodist church in Gary, IN is as disturbing a sight as one can see
https://tinyurl.com/sjh4ypp4

Posted by: The Music Man at August 24, 2026 04:07 PM (XeU6L)

183 Enes Kanter Freedom is now in charge of the "plucky comic relief"

Posted by: Neo at August 24, 2026 04:07 PM (RHGPo)

184 Battery powered are. Non battery powered aren't.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 24, 2026 04:05 PM (+tGb6)

AoSHQ.

Come for the boob obsession. Stay for the dildo technical specs.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 24, 2026 04:07 PM (guGkK)

185 Sophie Cunningham said her biggest worry was that a dildo would smack her in the face, and somebody would get a picture of it -- and it would follow around forever! She was laughing. 🙂

Posted by: JM in Illinois at August 24, 2026 04:05 PM (oVzgM)

That's a pretty turgid rationale.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 24, 2026 04:07 PM (dK+Kv)

186 And today people cherish those LPs like they're gold bars.

I mean, dance music with live guitar, bass, and drums, no computers in sight? The Boomers didn't know how good they had it.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 24, 2026 04:08 PM (2ocoG)

187 Speaking of sports . . .

49ers owner cuts deal with prosecutors after trying to pay for prostitute at Ohio trailer park
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 24, 2026 04:04 PM (ndZc7)

Is he building a Stadium there?

Posted by: Oldcat at August 24, 2026 04:08 PM (uhVAy)

188 OT - but someone asked why I have zero confidence in any of the polls this year, and no idea what will actually happen in Nov.

Case in point. In the Iowa senate race, polling aggregate has Hinson up by 1 point.

But Hinson won the Iowa State straw poll by 31. Largest win in history.

For comparison in 2022 Grassley won the straw poll by 25 and went on to win his race by 12 points.

The Iowa State Fair straw poll has accurately predicted the winner of every state race for its entire 25 year history.

Posted by: Dave_in_Fla at August 24, 2026 04:08 PM (4vNHY)

189 Speaking of sports . . .

49ers owner cuts deal with prosecutors after trying to pay for prostitute at Ohio trailer park
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 24, 2026 04:04 PM
++++

Was that wrong?
Should he not have done that?

Posted by: BJ Clinton at August 24, 2026 04:08 PM (2Ez/1)

190 A: Wesbians!
Posted by: Elmer Fudd
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Snort.

FWIW, Warner Brothers has a movie, Wile E. Coyote vs. Acme which includes cameos from all your favorite WB characters including Elmer.

Should be hitting movie theaters about now. Trailers seem fun.

Posted by: whig at August 24, 2026 04:08 PM (E4rtv)

191 Bernie Sanders:

> Five months ago, AOC and I called for a moratorium on new AI data centers.

> We were called “radical,” “crazy” and “extremists.”

But you ARE radical crazy extremists. Also brutally stupid and quite likely on the payroll of the Chinese Communist Party.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 24, 2026 04:08 PM (IG3/x)

192 Whiskey bottles are a tradition like the dodger dog. One must take in the full experience.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 24, 2026 04:08 PM (FR9Sb)

193 Snort.

FWIW, Warner Brothers has a movie, Wile E. Coyote vs. Acme which includes cameos from all your favorite WB characters including Elmer.

Should be hitting movie theaters about now. Trailers seem fun.

Posted by: whig at

Friday!

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 24, 2026 04:09 PM (YZ0Fo)

194 Wasn't there a baseball game that had to be suspended or something because the crowd threw so much trash onto the field over a call?
--
the infamous Nickle Beer Night in Cleveland?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 24, 2026 04:04 PM (3cUTc)

Ten Cent Beer night Wiki says.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 24, 2026 04:09 PM (uhVAy)

195 Dave Parker was constantly getting stuff thrown at him. Batteries, a sock filled with nuts and bolts, a bat. It was one of the reasons he left Pittsburgh.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 24, 2026 04:09 PM (XvL8K)

196 If I didn't know better, I would think this was a planned op to get free press for the wnba. But nope, I just think we live in stupid times.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 24, 2026 04:10 PM (n5tGW)

197 Sleep well, dear Duchess.

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 24, 2026 04:10 PM (j+aD2)

198 49ers owner cuts deal with prosecutors after trying to pay for prostitute at Ohio trailer park
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 24, 2026 04:04 PM (ndZc7)
___

Now that's slummin'.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 24, 2026 04:10 PM (YlYJ8)

199 Gary Indiana sounds a bit dystopic. New home for the Chicago Bears, yes? Apparently Chicago was too tame for the fans. Loved the vids of the chaos in the White Sox stands from yesterday.

Posted by: tubal at August 24, 2026 04:10 PM (Gqar8)

200 Whiskey bottles are a tradition like the dodger dog. One must take in the full experience.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 24, 2026 04:08 PM (FR9Sb)

They formed an entire second league in the 1880s when the National League banned beer and whiskey sales.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 24, 2026 04:10 PM (uhVAy)

201 Q: What does the "W" in WNBA stand for?
.
.
.
A: Wesbians!

Posted by: Elmer Fudd at August 24, 2026 04:06 PM (2Ez/1)


Thats some funny shit. The first thing that popped into my head was "be vewy qwiet, I'm hunting wesbians".

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 24, 2026 04:10 PM (S41Gd)

202 But it's a mostly peaceful power outage.

Posted by: Local media at August 24, 2026 04:10 PM (2Ez/1)

203 49ers owner cuts deal with prosecutors after trying to pay for prostitute at Ohio trailer park
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

In east Palestine of the hazmat spill fame.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 24, 2026 04:10 PM (YZ0Fo)

204 I thought dildoes were supposed to be stiff?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 24, 2026 04:03 PM (mmrXZ)


Take a broom handle to any stiffy and see what happens.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 24, 2026 04:11 PM (2WIwB)

205 We all know how it ends.

Wile E. always loses.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 24, 2026 04:11 PM (6ydKt)

206 Poles are Propaganda, they want you to give up on yor candidates, tell people their candidate is so popular you need to.jump.on that band wagon.

Posted by: Skip at August 24, 2026 04:11 PM (Ia/+0)

207 49ers owner cuts deal with prosecutors after trying to pay for prostitute at Ohio trailer park
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 24, 2026 04:04 PM
++++

Was that wrong?
Should he not have done that?
Posted by: BJ Clinton at August 24, 2026 04:08 PM (2Ez/1)
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Lemme get this straight.

You're the owner of a major sports franchise.

And you go to a trailer park in Ohio to get some action?

What's wrong with you?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 24, 2026 04:11 PM (FZ29D)

208 Dave Parker was constantly getting stuff thrown at him. Batteries, a sock filled with nuts and bolts, a bat. It was one of the reasons he left Pittsburgh.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 24, 2026 04:09 PM (XvL8K)

its not supposed to be your own fans doing it

Posted by: Oldcat at August 24, 2026 04:11 PM (uhVAy)

209 Battery powered are. Non battery powered aren't.
--
That's a vibrator.

Now, there are powered dildos.
Attached to a stationary arm on a wheel--think of the drive on a train.
Or more portable, like attached to a reciprocating saw.
Mac also has his famous AssPounder 5000, attaching a dildo to an exercise bike.
But that's more of a gag than functional.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 24, 2026 04:11 PM (3cUTc)

210 Condolences to Hadrian, Her Majesty, and all the other pups.

Posted by: Bulg at August 24, 2026 04:11 PM (77rzZ)

211 In 1979 a promoter passed out Disco Records to the fans to blow them up between games. Collecting them was slow so helpful fans started flinging them like frisbees.

The second game was cancelled and forfeited.
Posted by: Oldcat

Bill Veeck. Owner of White Sox. "The event, orchestrated by White Sox owner Bill Veeck and his son Mike Veeck alongside Chicago radio host Steve Dahl, offered fans 98-cent admission in exchange for bringing a disco record to be destroyed. "

Posted by: whig at August 24, 2026 04:11 PM (E4rtv)

212 If I were rich enough to be an NFL owner and of a mind to engage in pay-for-play, I think I'd aim for a somewhat higher tier than a trailer park.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 24, 2026 04:11 PM (IG3/x)

213 Skip the dildo. They need a real dick.

Posted by: That Guy at August 24, 2026 04:12 PM (5FKHw)

214 Dave Parker was constantly getting stuff thrown at him. Batteries, a sock filled with nuts and bolts, a bat. It was one of the reasons he left Pittsburgh.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba

It's hell.

Posted by: Philly Santa Claus at August 24, 2026 04:12 PM (+aHIC)

215 Alliance Defending Freedom warned the WNBA it may face legal liability for silencing fans who support fairness in women's sports at two recent games.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 24, 2026 04:12 PM (+tGb6)

216 I bet 0$.

"Enes Kanter Freedom and Royce White are not eligible to play in the WNBA, league sources tell Front Office Sports," Salao reported.

https://tinyurl.com/3z9dwkts
Posted by: JackStraw at August 24, 2026 03:54 PM (viF8m)
________________________

The WNBA's position on this is VERY weak. They actually claim that the Collective Bargaining agreement states that, "Only players are women may play in the league." BUT, the CBA doesn't define what a woman is. So, they are dependent on an Administrative "Bad Faith Determination:" which is at the discretion of management...but can't be justified legally.

If he want to be in the draft, he'll be in the draft. And, then the floodgates open, because the lower level NBA leagues get on average a salary well below the WNBA, and I could see a deluge of wig wearing new players popping up in the draft.
Posted by: Orson at August 24, 2026 04:03 PM (dIske)
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The WNBA will not let him play without a fight so if Kanter Freedom want's to push this, its going to require litigation. Maybe that was the plan from the beginning.

Posted by: WisRich at August 24, 2026 04:12 PM (G0vdT)

217 Enes Kantor >>>>>Eric Cantor.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 24, 2026 04:13 PM (skR0U)

218 I sure am learning a lot about dildos today.

Posted by: wth at August 24, 2026 04:13 PM (UjdFS)

219 49ers owner arrested for trying to pay $140 for sex at an Ohio trailer park.

In East Palestine, no less.

Posted by: t-bird at August 24, 2026 04:13 PM (x/Rva)

220 If I were rich enough to be an NFL owner and of a mind to engage in pay-for-play, I think I'd aim for a somewhat higher tier than a trailer park.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia


At the very least, someone in a double wide.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 24, 2026 04:13 PM (+tGb6)

221 Enes -- Trollus Magnificus!

Posted by: JM in Illinois at August 24, 2026 04:13 PM (tyDOg)

222 The WNBA feels like across between a lesbian circus and the WWF, with dildos and no folding chairs.

Posted by: That Guy at August 24, 2026 04:13 PM (5FKHw)

223 The WNBA will not let him play without a fight so if Kanter Freedom want's to push this, its going to require litigation. Maybe that was the plan from the beginning.
Posted by: WisRich


He said his leg as l team already went over it and they are ready.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 24, 2026 04:13 PM (+tGb6)

224 You ask, and The Blade delivers …

https://tinyurl.com/597a9an9
Posted by: Elric the Blade at August 24, 2026 03:54 PM (J1FkQ


That is now sitting in the IN Boxes on three continents.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 24, 2026 04:13 PM (2WIwB)

225 49ers owner cuts deal with prosecutors after trying to pay for prostitute at Ohio trailer park
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
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Should'a just drug a hunnert dollar bill through there.

Posted by: James Carville at August 24, 2026 04:14 PM (XeU6L)

226 Bernie Sanders:

> Five months ago, AOC and I called for a moratorium on new AI data centers.

> We were called “radical,” “crazy” and “extremists.”

But you ARE radical crazy extremists. Also brutally stupid and quite likely on the payroll of the Chinese Communist Party.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 24, 2026 04:08 PM (IG3/x)

Not so sure Bernie is on that payroll, he'd get more than another damn house out of his corruption in that case.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 24, 2026 04:14 PM (uhVAy)

227 Snort.

FWIW, Warner Brothers has a movie, Wile E. Coyote vs. Acme which includes cameos from all your favorite WB characters including Elmer.

Should be hitting movie theaters about now. Trailers seem fun.

Posted by: whig at

Friday!
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 24, 2026 04:09 PM


Looks like it's already got a 7.8 out of 10 rating on IMDB.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 24, 2026 04:14 PM (2Ez/1)

228 The WNBA feels like across between a lesbian circus and the WWF, with dildos and no folding chairs.

Lesbian Circus opened for Revolting Cocks on their 1986 tour.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 24, 2026 04:14 PM (2ocoG)

229 The WNBA will not let him play without a fight so if Kanter Freedom want's to push this, its going to require litigation. Maybe that was the plan from the beginning.
Posted by: WisRich


He said his leg as l team already went over it and they are ready.


Sheesh. Legal team.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 24, 2026 04:14 PM (+tGb6)

230 Gary Indiana sounds a bit dystopic. New home for the Chicago Bears, yes? Apparently Chicago was too tame for the fans. Loved the vids of the chaos in the White Sox stands from yesterday.
Posted by: tubal

Whenever we'd drive to Chicago from SW Michigan when I was a kid, we could always tell from the smell when we were passing by Gary on I-94.

Posted by: Bulg at August 24, 2026 04:14 PM (77rzZ)

231 Looks like it's already got a 7.8 out of 10 rating on IMDB.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty

Had a limited opening on the 14.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 24, 2026 04:15 PM (YZ0Fo)

232 49ers owner arrested for trying to pay $140 for sex at an Ohio trailer park.

In East Palestine, no less.
Posted by: t-bird at August 24, 2026 04:13 PM (x/Rva)

From the crick to the hasmat spill
East Palestine will be free!

Posted by: Oldcat at August 24, 2026 04:15 PM (uhVAy)

233 A: Wesbians!

Posted by: Elmer Fudd at August 24, 2026 04:06 PM (2Ez/1)
___

lol!

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 24, 2026 04:15 PM (YlYJ8)

234 Now, there are powered dildos.
Attached to a stationary arm on a wheel--think of the drive on a train.
Or more portable, like attached to a reciprocating saw.
Mac also has his famous AssPounder 5000, attaching a dildo to an exercise bike.
But that's more of a gag than functional.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
======

Eh, Sawzall, blade, dildo, some assembly required.

Perfect for the pegging and fisting types.

Posted by: whig at August 24, 2026 04:15 PM (E4rtv)

235 They should really add a halftime show with clowns juggling flaming bowling pins and elephants in tutu’s

Posted by: That Guy at August 24, 2026 04:15 PM (5FKHw)

236 What's wrong with you?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 24, 2026 04:11 PM (FZ29D)

He lives in Yougstown, Ohio, so that explains why he was in the area.

Somebody also said there was an ad for the 'brothel' somewhere.

The rest is all explained by hormones, a fetish of some kind, and stupidity.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 24, 2026 04:15 PM (6ydKt)

237 Q: What does the "W" in WNBA stand for?
.
.
.
A: Wesbians!
Posted by: Elmer Fudd

That's not funny!

It stands for "Whatever We Say," hater!

Posted by: the wesbians at August 24, 2026 04:15 PM (VHUov)

238 DHS tells @FoxNews that ICE has quietly carried out one of its most successful operations in agency history, resulting in the arrests of 1,328 illegal aliens in just a 14-day span in the states of Virginia & Maryland.

Posted by: SMOD at August 24, 2026 04:16 PM (RHGPo)

239 205 We all know how it ends.

Wile E. always loses.
-----------------------
I dunno, this time he has a LAWYER on his side!

Check out the short story, "Coyote v. Acme" by Ian Frazier (it's free on the New Yorker site). Hilarious, and I assume new movie is (very) loosely based on the story. Mrs Tell and I plan to watch next week. That's all folks!

Posted by: Martin Tell at August 24, 2026 04:16 PM (sFNX2)

240 Whenever we'd drive to Chicago from SW Michigan when I was a kid, we could always tell from the smell when we were passing by Gary on I-94.
---
I appreciate your foresight and planning, even as a youth, to hold it that long just to blame it on Gary, IN.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 24, 2026 04:16 PM (3cUTc)

241 green does have a significance--it is associated with some kind of cryptocoin token, and tossing started to advertise the coin without paying for advertising.
I'm glad it's taken on a life of its own, but even the original cheap-advert purpose demonstrates how useless the league is

Posted by: barbarausa at August 24, 2026 04:16 PM (enw9G)

242 Speaking of sports guys and their sexcapades, is Bill Belichik still doing the ex-cheerleader?

Posted by: Bulg at August 24, 2026 04:16 PM (77rzZ)

243 I sure am learning a lot about dildos today.
Posted by: wth at August 24, 2026 04:13 PM (UjdFS)


Leave it to the Horde to provide the ins and outs.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 24, 2026 04:16 PM (2WIwB)

244 Whenever we'd drive to Chicago from SW Michigan when I was a kid, we could always tell from the smell when we were passing by Gary on I-94.
Posted by: Bulg at August 24, 2026 04:14 PM (77rzZ)

The red or orange smoke coming out of the factories was a clue.

The real stinky highway in summer was I-57 going SW which thoughtfully had some sewage settling canals adjacent to it on both sides.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 24, 2026 04:16 PM (uhVAy)

245 >Mac also has his famous AssPounder 5000, attaching a dildo to an exercise bike.
+++++++++

Remember: if it doesn't say Binford on it, somebody else makes it.

Posted by: Tim The Tool Man Taylor at August 24, 2026 04:17 PM (2Ez/1)

246 An official got hit in the head by a thrown whiskey bottle at a Vikings game after a bad call back in the seventies. I think it was the Staubach to Pearson Hail Mary pass.

Posted by: muttering vikings fan at August 24, 2026 04:17 PM (Q+gd/)

247 Definitely slumming if the trailer park was in East Palestine.

Posted by: Philly Santa Claus at August 24, 2026 04:17 PM (+aHIC)

248 resulting in the arrests of 1,328 illegal aliens in just a 14-day span in the states of Virginia & Maryland.
-----------------------------------------
Any innocent Maryland Dads swept up in this? What am I saying? They're all innocent!

Posted by: Martin Tell at August 24, 2026 04:17 PM (sFNX2)

249 I sure am learning a lot about dildos today
------
I just hope there won't be a test

Posted by: Common Tater at August 24, 2026 04:18 PM (OPTvA)

250 That chick pointing out the dildo thrower probably wants a date.

Posted by: That Guy at August 24, 2026 04:18 PM (5FKHw)

251 Trailer on youtube for Wile E. Coyote v. Acme.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-43VeYGiPM

Wile E is suing Acme Products

Posted by: whig at August 24, 2026 04:18 PM (E4rtv)

252 Whenever we'd drive to Chicago from SW Michigan when I was a kid, we could always tell from the smell when we were passing by Gary on I-94.
Posted by: Bulg at August 24, 2026 04:14 PM (77rzZ)
___

I can count on one finger the number of times I've visited the city of my birth.

I was eight at the time, almost fifty years ago.

I'm friends with a few relations who live in southwest Chicago on FB...they have only reinforced my decision to stay away.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 24, 2026 04:18 PM (YlYJ8)

253 FWIW, Warner Brothers has a movie, Wile E. Coyote vs. Acme which includes cameos from all your favorite WB characters including Elmer.

Some laugh-out-loud stuff in the trailers, but the voices seemed pretty weak imitations.

Posted by: t-bird at August 24, 2026 04:18 PM (x/Rva)

254 Some laugh-out-loud stuff in the trailers, but the voices seemed pretty weak imitations.
Posted by: t-bird at August 24, 2026 04:18 PM (x/Rva)

Only one Mel Blanc

Posted by: Oldcat at August 24, 2026 04:19 PM (uhVAy)

255 FWIW, Warner Brothers has a movie, Wile E. Coyote vs. Acme which includes cameos from all your favorite WB characters including Elmer.

Should be hitting movie theaters about now. Trailers seem fun.

Posted by: whig
______

How are they going to hit the minority/gender quotas in that?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 24, 2026 04:19 PM (XvL8K)

256 Dildoes never seem to be for sale in pawn shops, thrift shops, or yard sales.

Posted by: tubal at August 24, 2026 04:19 PM (Gqar8)

257 I saw an advance showing of Coyote vs. Acme yesterday and thoroughly enjoyed it. Lots of deep cuts from the old cartoons (Peter Lorre!!) but nothing you need to know to enjoy the movie. Good performances from Will Forte and John Cena, and a surprisingly touching story. Highly recommended.

Posted by: Open Channel D at August 24, 2026 04:19 PM (gYnrv)

258 Quick - who voiced Elmer Fudd? (It wasn't Mel Blanc)

Posted by: Common Tater at August 24, 2026 04:20 PM (OPTvA)

259 I've actually believe for a long time that Wile E. Coyote has a very good case against ACME for selling him defective products that injured him severely, repeatedly.

I'm only going to have to assume that the Roadrunner is secretly the CEO of ACME.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 24, 2026 04:20 PM (6ydKt)

260 161 "49ers owner Jed York arrested in prostitution case in Ohio"

Dude couldn't afford to buy it in California? This state really is a mess but Nevada?
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 24, 2026 04:02 PM (Fv80

Even worse, he got pinched in East Palestine, OH, where hazardous-cargo freight trains to go die.

Posted by: Octochicken at August 24, 2026 04:20 PM (oCS0o)

261 >Mac also has his famous AssPounder 5000, attaching a dildo to an exercise bike.
+++++++++

Remember: if it doesn't say Binford on it, somebody else makes it.
Posted by: Tim The Tool Man Taylor at August 24, 2026 04:17 PM (2Ez/1)

***

The Binford 2000 Penetrator is the one with the kick starter.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 24, 2026 04:20 PM (2WIwB)

262 OUT: Fake Rubber Green Mid Size Penis on basketball court.

IN: Real Giant Turkish Mandingo Penis in locker room.

Posted by: Long Duc Dong at August 24, 2026 04:20 PM (3XMoj)

263 Only one Mel Blanc
Posted by: Oldcat
======
Think his son is doing some of them now.

Posted by: whig at August 24, 2026 04:21 PM (E4rtv)

264 248 resulting in the arrests of 1,328 illegal aliens in just a 14-day span in the states of Virginia & Maryland.
-----------------------------------------
Posted by: Martin Tell at August 24, 2026 04:17 PM
=======

Is that a lot?

Posted by: I gotta ask at August 24, 2026 04:21 PM (2Ez/1)

265 Halftime show of the Dancing Itos juggling green dildos set to Katy Perry music?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 24, 2026 04:21 PM (7gwL+)

266 Remember: if it doesn't say Binford on it, somebody else makes it.
Posted by: Tim The Tool Man
--------

Yang Poon*

*A nod to Berserker

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 24, 2026 04:21 PM (XeU6L)

267 A man. A plan.

A dildo.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 24, 2026 04:22 PM (w6EFb)

268 Nothing good ever happens after the whiskey bottles start flying.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 24, 2026 04:22 PM (FR9Sb)

269 Condolences to you and your family Hadrian

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 24, 2026 04:22 PM (rp63B)

270 Dildoes never seem to be for sale in pawn shops, thrift shops, or yard sales.
Posted by: tubal
.......

I think mostly at "Tupperware" parties.

Posted by: wth at August 24, 2026 04:23 PM (UjdFS)

271 199 Gary Indiana sounds a bit dystopic. New home for the Chicago Bears, yes? Apparently Chicago was too tame for the fans. Loved the vids of the chaos in the White Sox stands from yesterday.
Posted by: tubal at August 24, 2026 04:10 PM (Gqar

The Bears are eyeing Hammond, IN as their new home, which is not much of an improvement over Gary.

Posted by: Octochicken at August 24, 2026 04:23 PM (oCS0o)

272 I'm friends with a few relations who live in southwest Chicago on FB...they have only reinforced my decision to stay away.
Posted by: SMH

I used to love going to Chitown when I was a kid. We'd go to the museums and the aquarium on Lake Shore Drive, and Brookfield Zoo. We had family there, too, whom we'd visit. It was a great place for a day trip. We'd drive there (about a 4- or 5-hour drive), have our fun, and then drive back to Michigan. Good times.

Posted by: Bulg at August 24, 2026 04:23 PM (77rzZ)

273 ":168 156 "Disco Night" in the 1970s. "

Steve Dahl & Gary Meyer, morning show on AM radio; WLUP, "The Loop".

I remember one of their little bumper bits, the trio of women singing "Steve and Gary, wretched worm-meat scumbags!"

(this may have been after the debacle at Comiskey)
(which resulted in a certain amount of litigation ... )

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 24, 2026 04:23 PM (VyBeY)

274 265 Halftime show of the Dancing Itos juggling green dildos set to Katy Perry music?
---------------------------
Don't forget the Vax-Scene dancers!

Posted by: Tony F at August 24, 2026 04:24 PM (sFNX2)

275 Nothing good ever happens after the whiskey bottles start flying.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 24, 2026 04:22 PM (FR9Sb)
___

Too many bottles of the good stuff for that to happen at a TX MoMee.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 24, 2026 04:24 PM (YlYJ8)

276 BTW, true lesbian don't do penetration.
It's all scissor, suction and vibe.

So they don't have dildos.

That's an accessory of the bisexual F on F action.
Same for the strap-on.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 24, 2026 04:24 PM (3cUTc)

277 Enes Kanter Freedom and Royce White are not eligible to play in the WNBA, league sources tell Front Office Sports," Salao reported.

On what basis?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 24, 2026 04:24 PM (ExV1e)

278 I can count on one finger the number of times I've visited the city of my birth.

I was eight at the time, almost fifty years ago.

I'm friends with a few relations who live in southwest Chicago on FB...they have only reinforced my decision to stay away.

Chicago in the 80s was fantastic. People could take the El to Wrigley for an afternoon game and live. Now you couldn't pay me to go there.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 24, 2026 04:25 PM (YRLP/)

279 ACME has the same lawyers as Disney.

'Oh you bought our product, purchase implies consent of not holding us liable for any injuries.'

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 24, 2026 04:25 PM (7gwL+)

280 I may check out the Wile E. Coyote movie. I loved Looney Tunes, Back in Action back in the day.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at August 24, 2026 04:25 PM (PSEDc)

281 Nothing good ever happens after the whiskey bottles start flying.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone
----

In my squandered, misspent youth, I occasionaly visited dive bars. I always checked for a back exit, first thing.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 24, 2026 04:25 PM (XeU6L)

282 I used to love going to Chitown when I was a kid. We'd go to the museums and the aquarium on Lake Shore Drive, and Brookfield Zoo. We had family there, too, whom we'd visit. It was a great place for a day trip. We'd drive there (about a 4- or 5-hour drive), have our fun, and then drive back to Michigan. Good times.
Posted by: Bulg at August 24, 2026 04:23 PM (77rzZ)
___

I remember the view from the top of the Sears tower, and I remember playing pool with my cousins at one of their houses.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 24, 2026 04:26 PM (YlYJ8)

283 Can't imagine there's much of a market for used dildos.

Posted by: wth at August 24, 2026 04:26 PM (UjdFS)

284 49ers owner arrested for trying to pay $140 for sex at an Ohio trailer park.

Posted by: four seasons

Sad story, but could be hilarious if Colin Kaepernick was the prostitute.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 24, 2026 04:26 PM (aOQyQ)

285 Chicago in the 80s was fantastic. People could take the El to Wrigley for an afternoon game and live. Now you couldn't pay me to go there.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 24, 2026 04:25 PM (YRLP/)

it was a mismanaged dump. But a survivable one.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 24, 2026 04:26 PM (uhVAy)

286 No desire to visit some place where I could be murdered because of my demographic.

Posted by: tubal at August 24, 2026 04:27 PM (Gqar8)

287 This was around 1977.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 24, 2026 04:27 PM (YlYJ8)

288 Dildoes never seem to be for sale in pawn shops, thrift shops, or yard sales.
Posted by: tubal

If you want to lob one at a WNBA team, you can spring for "new" pricing.

Posted by: mikeski at August 24, 2026 04:27 PM (VHUov)

289 America doesn't need a WNBA. Hopefully Caitlin and Sophie each have a trade to fall back on, like welding or something. The WNBA sounds like a perverted clown show.

Posted by: Don Black at August 24, 2026 04:27 PM (ZxPkt)

290 To be fair to the 49ers owner most of the hookers in San Francisco are probably trannies

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 24, 2026 04:28 PM (rp63B)

291 BTW, true lesbian don't do penetration.
It's all scissor, suction and vibe.

So they don't have dildos.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice

So, if you can "fix" one, she'll still be a virgin under Bill Clinton rules?

Asking for Bill Clinton.

Posted by: mikeski at August 24, 2026 04:28 PM (VHUov)

292 Can't imagine there's much of a market for used dildos.

Depends who used them.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 24, 2026 04:28 PM (YRLP/)

293 Still wondering how two normal white girls made it into the WNBA.

Posted by: tubal at August 24, 2026 04:29 PM (Gqar8)

294 I remember the view from the top of the Sears tower, and I remember playing pool with my cousins at one of their houses.
Posted by: SMH

Sears Tower (it has a different name now, but it'll always be "Sears Tower" to me) was the tallest building in the world when I was a yute. I can't remember whether I was ever at the top or not. Hancock building was number 2, I think, and I can't remember if I ever went to the top of that one, either.

Posted by: Bulg at August 24, 2026 04:29 PM (77rzZ)

295 >>>In my squandered, misspent youth, I occasionaly visited dive bars. I always checked for a back exit, first thing.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

>Whenever somebody cracked open a bottle of Jeremiah Weed, you knew things were about to get chippy.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 24, 2026 04:29 PM (FR9Sb)

296 Probably in the minority, but was always disappointed when a Wile E Cayote/Roadrunner came on. Give me another Bugs, Daffy or even Sylvester.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 24, 2026 04:29 PM (XvL8K)

297 I find this whole throwing of junk disturbing.

Posted by: Joey Buttafuoco at August 24, 2026 04:30 PM (dIske)

298 No desire to visit some place where I could be murdered because of my demographic.
Posted by: tubal at August 24, 2026 04:27 PM (Gqar
___

My eldest daughter, just like her sister, are very fair-skinned compared to their mom.

My youngest granddaughter is blue-eyed and blonde hair, she resembles her midwestern grandma, but she doesn't burn, courtesy of me.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 24, 2026 04:30 PM (YlYJ8)

299 'Oh you bought our product, purchase implies consent of not holding us liable for any injuries.'
-------------------------------------
Yeah, read the contract, idiot. I remember a "South Park" episode (when they were funny) where Steve Jobs had drafted the iTunes clickwrap contract so you signed over to Apple the right for them to medically experiment on you, etc. Jobs ranted about how nobody ever actually read the contract.

I also recall one of the old Road Runner cartoons had the Coyote reacting in shock when he saw on a label that Acme was a division of Road Runner Enterprises, or something like that...

Posted by: Martin Tell at August 24, 2026 04:30 PM (sFNX2)

300 296 Probably in the minority, but was always disappointed when a Wile E Cayote/Roadrunner came on. Give me another Bugs, Daffy or even Sylvester.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba

FWIW, Bugs and Tweety are in the trailer.

Posted by: whig at August 24, 2026 04:30 PM (E4rtv)

301 What color is Charlie Brown's Dildo?

Just curious.

Posted by: Sid Blysters at August 24, 2026 04:30 PM (Vu7A1)

302

We lived in a suburb of Chicago for many years.

It was so much fun going to Chicago.

Posted by: four seasons at August 24, 2026 04:31 PM (/QHx4)

303 296 Probably in the minority, but was always disappointed when a Wile E Cayote/Roadrunner came on. Give me another Bugs, Daffy or even Sylvester.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 24, 2026 04:29 PM (XvL8K)
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I loved Wile E Cayote/Roadrunner.

Probably why I went Ordnance in the Army.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 24, 2026 04:31 PM (YlYJ8)

304 What color is Charlie Brown's Dildo?

Same color as his sous vide machine.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 24, 2026 04:31 PM (YRLP/)

305 You'd think the lesbos would be grateful for free dildos.

I see this sport going nowhere even faster than when I paid no attention to it. Only protests, hair pulling, or dildos raise viewing...and that's pretty bad. When most people must be attending or watching to see what will happen next vs the sport.

I never had a dildo thrown at me in HS. Mostly because I would not have known what it was in the first place. I also would be put in for my long shot and then back on the bench. No hair pulling for that ball as I'd give a tie ball to the girl if she was bigger than me and might mess up my hair. I didn't see the point as I got two black eyes at different times and a concussion and it was not worth it. The concussion was during practice.

I do like men's college basketball when the mood strikes. I hated Duke with the heat of 1000 suns when Coach K was with them. As I've mentioned before, he was almost accidently murdered by me after a game where FSU lost by 1pt due to the refs. I almost fell off the balcony yelling at him. He would have been squashed him below me as he pranced off the court in victory. Son and I were in a lot of trouble with my husband and DIL after that game.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 24, 2026 04:31 PM (hzuYO)

306 49ers owner cuts deal with prosecutors after trying to pay for prostitute at Ohio trailer park
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

*Fist bump*

Posted by: Robert Kraft at August 24, 2026 04:32 PM (TCzWP)

307 I used to love going to Chitown when I was a kid. We'd go to the museums and the aquarium on Lake Shore Drive, and Brookfield Zoo. We had family there, too, whom we'd visit. It was a great place for a day trip. We'd drive there (about a 4- or 5-hour drive), have our fun, and then drive back to Michigan. Good times.
Posted by: Bulg at August 24, 2026 04:23 PM (77rzZ)
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I remember the view from the top of the Sears tower, and I remember playing pool with my cousins at one of their houses.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 24, 2026 04:26 PM (YlYJ

In that era we got a tour group for our Latin Club to see the Pompeii exhibit there. We became total hucksters for the year to raise money. Our guile took us to the Sears tower from Michigan straight out the most direct road as the sun was going down and we saw the view for a while. For some ungodly reason the guide took us back a different way - South then East to Michigan on the lakefront area. On the way this group of Ohio teen girls and guys got to walk past some dudes stripping a car on the way to the hotel.

Probably why 'Adventures in Babysitting' is a favorite movie of mine.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 24, 2026 04:32 PM (uhVAy)

308 Greiner is quite a likely suspect.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 24, 2026 03:57 PM (uhVAy)

That's a MAN, baby!

Posted by: tcn in AK, channeling Austin Powers at August 24, 2026 04:32 PM (vfz7U)

309 "Overrture, curtain, lights
This is it, the night of nights
No more rehearsing and nursing a part
We know every part by heart"

Posted by: Bulg at August 24, 2026 04:33 PM (77rzZ)

310

I wonder if the 49ers guy was going to have sex with a man or woman, lol. Ya never know these days.

Posted by: four seasons at August 24, 2026 04:33 PM (/QHx4)

311 And was Wile E Cayote the same character who regularly got the shit kicked out of him by the sheepdog?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 24, 2026 04:33 PM (XvL8K)

312 Son and I were in a lot of trouble with my husband and DIL after that game.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 24, 2026 04:31 PM (hzuYO)

For missing him?

Posted by: Oldcat at August 24, 2026 04:33 PM (uhVAy)

313 I loved Wile E Cayote/Roadrunner.

Probably why I went Ordnance in the Army.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 24, 2026 04:31 PM (YlYJ
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Raised with Saturday morning cartoons was the best.

Meep meep.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 24, 2026 04:33 PM (hzuYO)

314
Who says the dildo was thrown? Maybe it just fell out.

Posted by: Frank Barone at August 24, 2026 04:33 PM (OkYzo)

315 We lived in a suburb of Chicago for many years.

It was so much fun going to Chicago.

Posted by: four seasons at August 24, 2026 04:31 PM (/QHx4)
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My dad had very good reasons to keep us kids from Chicago, even in the 80s.

By the time I became a mom myself and lived in south GA in the 90s, even less desire to expose my kids to that crap.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 24, 2026 04:34 PM (YlYJ8)

316 Can white lesbians jump?

Posted by: davidt at August 24, 2026 04:34 PM (Q+gd/)

317 So, did Charlie Brown get the dildo from Lucy?

Posted by: Bulg at August 24, 2026 04:34 PM (77rzZ)

318
Leave it to the Horde to provide the ins and outs.
Posted by: Diogenes

Lotta hokey pokey goin' on out dere!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 24, 2026 04:34 PM (Cqx++)

319 The classic nurse ratched “ meep meep”. I might have left something out.

Posted by: tubal at August 24, 2026 04:34 PM (Gqar8)

320 America doesn't need a WNBA. Hopefully Caitlin and Sophie each have a trade to fall back on, like welding or something. The WNBA sounds like a perverted clown show.
Posted by: Don Black at August 24, 2026 04:27 PM (ZxPkt)

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Football and baseball made the effort to eliminate overt racism from the teams. Time for the WNBA to do the same

Posted by: JM in Illinois at August 24, 2026 04:34 PM (Z/jA7)

321 "What color is Charlie Brown's Dildo?"

A Dildo of Pallor, I believe.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 24, 2026 04:35 PM (iMotb)

322 Hancock building was number 2, I think, and I can't remember if I ever went to the top of that one, either.
Posted by: Bulg
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I have been. People used to joke that when the winds were high and gusty, the water in the toilets would slosh.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 24, 2026 04:35 PM (XeU6L)

323 Raised with Saturday morning cartoons was the best.

Meep meep.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 24, 2026 04:33 PM (hzuYO)
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*fistbump*

Don't think the world is ready for us GenX grammas.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 24, 2026 04:35 PM (YlYJ8)

324 317 So, did Charlie Brown get the dildo from Lucy?

Posted by: Bulg at August 24, 2026 04:34 PM (77rzZ)

Schroeder.

Posted by: Lucy at August 24, 2026 04:35 PM (Q+gd/)

325 If atheists showed up to a tent revival to mock Christians, the people there would get annoyed. A WNBA game is essentially a tent revival for gay race communists. They can revel in their deviance. I think the game is secondary to the politics honestly.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at August 24, 2026 04:35 PM (wGerL)

326 And was Wile E Cayote the same character who regularly got the shit kicked out of him by the sheepdog?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 24, 2026 04:33 PM (XvL8K)
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Similar shape, but that was Ralph (or maybe Sam). He was a wolf, not a coyote.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 24, 2026 04:36 PM (FZ29D)

327 🚨Breaking: The new Hezbollah leader who replaced the previous new Hezbollah leader who was eliminated after he replaced the previous leader who was eliminated, was eliminated tonight.

Three Hezbollah leaders eliminated in one week.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 24, 2026 04:36 PM (+tGb6)

328 Breaking News: Green Dildo Throwing has just been nominated for inclusion in the 2028 Summer Olympics to be held in Los Angeles.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 24, 2026 04:36 PM (skR0U)

329 What color is Charlie Brown's Dildo?

Just curious.
Posted by: Sid Blysters

It's gotta be yellow with a black zig-zag pattern, doesn't it?

Posted by: mikeski at August 24, 2026 04:36 PM (VHUov)

330 America doesn't need a WNBA. Hopefully Caitlin and Sophie each have a trade to fall back on, like welding or something. The WNBA sounds like a perverted clown show.
Posted by: Don Black at August 24, 2026 04:27 PM (ZxPkt)

Caitlin and Sophie are good enough to make a barnstorming career forming their own team. What they play is recognizably Bball if not as fast and physical as the men's used to be for obvious reasons.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 24, 2026 04:36 PM (uhVAy)

331 Similar shape, but that was Ralph (or maybe Sam). He was a wolf, not a coyote.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 24, 2026 04:36 PM (FZ29D)
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Didn't they both shop at ACME?

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 24, 2026 04:37 PM (YlYJ8)

332 Similar shape, but that was Ralph (or maybe Sam). He was a wolf, not a coyote.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

Ralph was the wolf, Sam was the sheepdog.

Posted by: mikeski at August 24, 2026 04:37 PM (VHUov)

333 Slowpoke Rodriguez was the best Looney Tunes. He was all high and shit.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 24, 2026 04:37 PM (YZ0Fo)

334 Breaking News: Green Dildo Throwing has just been nominated for inclusion in the 2028 Summer Olympics to be held in Los Angeles.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 24, 2026 04:36 PM (skR0U)

So are they legitimatley thrown like a javelin or like a WWII potato masher?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 24, 2026 04:37 PM (dK+Kv)

335
Peppermint Pattie would be in the WNBA. Didn't they call her "sir?"

Posted by: Frank Barone at August 24, 2026 04:37 PM (OkYzo)

336 America doesn't need a WNBA. Hopefully Caitlin and Sophie each have a trade to fall back on


Posted by: Don Black


European league. Where they will be paid accordingly. $$$

Posted by: rickb223 at August 24, 2026 04:37 PM (+tGb6)

337 I was disappointed to see that Caitlin didn't put her hand over her heart during the playing of the national anthem.

Only Sophie did.

Posted by: Bulg at August 24, 2026 04:38 PM (77rzZ)

338 I like Wile E. best in the Bugs cartoons. He spoke in those, and I loved his "Super Genius" schtick.

Posted by: Martin Tell at August 24, 2026 04:39 PM (sFNX2)

339 No desire to visit some place where I could be murdered because of my demographic
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That's Racist!!

Posted by: Common Tater at August 24, 2026 04:39 PM (OPTvA)

340 Hancock building was number 2, I think, and I can't remember if I ever went to the top of that one, either.
Posted by: Bulg
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I have been. People used to joke that when the winds were high and gusty, the water in the toilets would slosh.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 24, 2026 04:35 PM (XeU6L)

Naw, Hancock is not bigger than Empire state. I used to go to a place there for Margaritas when I lived in Chicago.

I did work a consulting job in the Sears Tower for some months. It did rock when the winds were going.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 24, 2026 04:39 PM (uhVAy)

341 Who says the dildo was thrown? Maybe it just fell out.
Posted by: Frank Barone
.......

Or was launched by the Thai Egg Lady.

Posted by: wth at August 24, 2026 04:39 PM (UjdFS)

342 Breaking: The new Hezbollah leader who replaced the previous new Hezbollah leader who was eliminated after he replaced the previous leader who was eliminated, was eliminated tonight.

Three Hezbollah leaders eliminated in one week.

==

Congratulations to the Hezbollah leader no 3 for achieving the highly coveted Martyrdom Status!

Posted by: AI at August 24, 2026 04:39 PM (g47mK)

343 I'm thinking about crowdsourcing for an Abrams.

t would look so nice in my driveway.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 24, 2026 04:39 PM (YlYJ8)

344 36 ee also: same women screeching that a woman who murdered her three kids — including one girl — didn’t do anything wrong.
==
Every woman has an absolute unfettered right to murder her own children. They are just squabbling over the timing.
Posted by: When you can kill the most defenseless and innocent, who can't you kill? at August 24, 2026 03:44 PM (anL5R)

There is no greater act of femininity than a woman killing her own children.

Posted by: Modern sensibilities at August 24, 2026 04:39 PM (TbWk/)

345 off AI!

Posted by: runner at August 24, 2026 04:39 PM (g47mK)

346 I have arrived.

Posted by: The Unlubed Dildo of Consequences at August 24, 2026 04:39 PM (Vu7A1)

347 Will this conflict finally sink the WNBA, or is this the only thing that is interesting about the league?

Posted by: Random PJ at August 24, 2026 04:39 PM (+jscL)

348 And was Wile E Cayote the same character who regularly got the shit kicked out of him by the sheepdog?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba
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Sam Sheepdog

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 24, 2026 04:39 PM (XeU6L)

349 Peppermint Pattie would be in the WNBA. Didn't they call her "sir?"
Posted by: Frank Barone

That was Marcie, the first cartoon lesbian.

PP was a tomboy, but she had a thing for "Chuck."

Posted by: Bulg at August 24, 2026 04:39 PM (77rzZ)

350 Peppermint Pattie would be in the WNBA. Didn't they call her "sir?"
Posted by: Frank Barone at August 24, 2026 04:37 PM (OkYzo)

Her little friend did whose name escapes me.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 24, 2026 04:40 PM (uhVAy)

351 Breaking: The new Hezbollah leader who replaced the previous new Hezbollah leader who was eliminated after he replaced the previous leader who was eliminated, was eliminated tonight
___


Gooooooooooooooood.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 24, 2026 04:40 PM (YlYJ8)

352 Anybody wanna try "I am alone in the room with Hezbollah leader" on one of your AI toys ?

Posted by: runner at August 24, 2026 04:40 PM (g47mK)

353 You might think no one would want the job

Posted by: Skip at August 24, 2026 04:40 PM (Ia/+0)

354 I was disappointed to see that Caitlin didn't put her hand over her heart during the playing of the national anthem.

I believe that Clark, while a fine player, is determined to remain publicly apolitical - at best. Cunningham is more open to the fight.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 24, 2026 04:40 PM (ExV1e)

355 Will this conflict finally sink the WNBA, or is this the only thing that is interesting about the league?
Posted by: Random PJ

Yes.

Posted by: mikeski at August 24, 2026 04:40 PM (VHUov)

356 PP was a tomboy, but she had a thing for "Chuck."
Posted by: Bulg
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Yep.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 24, 2026 04:40 PM (YlYJ8)

357 I have arrived.
Posted by: The Unlubed Dildo of Consequences
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Pfft

Posted by: Dangling Dildo of Destiny at August 24, 2026 04:41 PM (XeU6L)

358 Breaking: The new Hezbollah leader who replaced the previous new Hezbollah leader who was eliminated after he replaced the previous leader who was eliminated, was eliminated tonight.

Three Hezbollah leaders eliminated in one week.
----
Those responsible have (not) been sacked!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 24, 2026 04:41 PM (FZ29D)

359 🚨Breaking: The new Hezbollah leader who replaced the previous new Hezbollah leader who was eliminated after he replaced the previous leader who was eliminated, was eliminated tonight.

Three Hezbollah leaders eliminated in one week.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 24, 2026 04:36 PM (+tGb6)

Maybe hezbollah is arab for hospice.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 24, 2026 04:41 PM (S41Gd)

360 Football and baseball made the effort to eliminate overt racism from the teams. Time for the WNBA to do the same
Posted by: JM in Illinois at August 24, 2026 04:34 PM (Z/jA7)

have to start with the refs and coaches and owners first.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 24, 2026 04:41 PM (uhVAy)

361 I am alone with a Green Dildo

Posted by: Blonde Cloud at August 24, 2026 04:41 PM (sFNX2)

362 Peppermint Pattie would be in the WNBA. Didn't they call her "sir?"
Posted by: Frank Barone at August 24, 2026 04:37 PM (OkYzo)

Her little friend did whose name escapes me.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 24, 2026 04:40 PM (uhVAy)

Marcie?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 24, 2026 04:41 PM (ExV1e)

363 I was disappointed to see that Caitlin didn't put her hand over her heart during the playing of the national anthem.
___

It pissed me off.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 24, 2026 04:42 PM (YlYJ8)

364 Posted by: Bulg at August 24, 2026 04:39 PM (77rzZ

I don't Charles Schulz was thinking of any of these characters as gay or lesbian when it was written or aired . It was the 60's and they were kids!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 24, 2026 04:42 PM (yl+Aq)

365 Three Hezbollah leaders eliminated in one week.

==

Congratulations to the Hezbollah leader no 3 for achieving the highly coveted Martyrdom Status!
Posted by: AI
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Hat trick.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 24, 2026 04:42 PM (XeU6L)

366
The WNBA should have Yakety Sax played over the PA system once the Green Dildo is thrown and play into it. Have a Keystone Cops dildo clean up unit clown it up getting it off the court.

Posted by: Frank Barone at August 24, 2026 04:42 PM (OkYzo)

367 WNBA is playing this up because it’s the only publicly they’re getting.

Posted by: Open Channel D at August 24, 2026 04:42 PM (gYnrv)

368 SMH, I'll chip in for your tank.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 24, 2026 04:42 PM (FHoaH)

369 363 I was disappointed to see that Caitlin didn't put her hand over her heart during the playing of the national anthem.
___

It pissed me off.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 24, 2026 04:42 PM (YlYJ

Whatever she does she will always be other.

Posted by: tubal at August 24, 2026 04:43 PM (Gqar8)

370 So, did Charlie Brown get the dildo from Lucy?

Posted by: Bulg at August 24, 2026 04:34 PM (77rzZ)



The dildo is CB's final revenge for the football. Just a Lucy is about to jump on it, he pulls it away.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 24, 2026 04:43 PM (2WIwB)

371 Nood. Bessent.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 24, 2026 04:43 PM (ExV1e)

372 ...was just kicked out of an WNBA game...

i have no idea how you would pronounce "wnba" such that the appropriate article is "an".

Posted by: anachronda at August 24, 2026 04:43 PM (sGtp+)

373 Anybody wanna try "I am alone in the room with Hezbollah leader" on one of your AI toys ?
Posted by: runner
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Duck and cover!

Posted by: Hammer AI at August 24, 2026 04:43 PM (XeU6L)

374 Here's my theory:

Ereas Kantor Freedom is "maintaining kayfab" -- inother words, he's acting the part o the villain in a scripted WNBA PR stunt.

In Professional Wrestling, each wrestler has a stage persona ("The Hillbilly Stranger," or whatever), and of course a real-lie persona (Melvin Periwinkle), who likes crocheting and watching Days of Our Lives. But the Pro Wrestling federations want to wrestlers to hide their real selves rm the public at all times, and pretend actually be their stage selves. Tis is known a"maintaining kayfab" (or "keeping kayfab").

Usually this entails ringside antics -- even when not actually wrestling, the performers will hurl chairs from the stand into ring, etc.

The way Kantor stood up and challenged the Black Amazon-Lesbian is exactly the kind fo stuffthat goes on in the WWF. And so it dawned on me: The whle WNBA kerfuffle is kayfab. An act, a PR stunt.

There is no other explanation.

Posted by: zombie at August 24, 2026 04:43 PM (Av6i5)

375 Chuck Mangione's 'Feels So Good' is such an amazingly mellow song.

Loved it as a kid, still do.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 24, 2026 04:44 PM (YlYJ8)

376 52
Enes Kanter is rich, single, young, good-looking, athletic, pro-woman, straight, and possessed of a sense of humor. The fantasy Match.com profile.

And women are rejecting him.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 24, 2026 03:46 PM (mmrXZ)

We regular blokes should just all jump off a cliff already.

Posted by: Average dudes haven't a chance anymore at August 24, 2026 04:44 PM (TbWk/)

377 For missing him?
Posted by: Oldcat at August 24, 2026 04:33 PM (uhVAy)
*****
Ha! I would have died with Coach K, which is not who I want to walk to the Pearly Gates with.

No. In trouble for being "bad sports." That was the lecture we had going home to son's apt. He broke a watch crystal whacking his hand in anger. I almost caused a frat boy from Duke to fight me (so my husband said and I rolled my eyes).

Yes I did tell the frat boy in front of me, after accidently spilling my beer on him earlier, "Congratulations and I hope this ref goes to the championship with your team." Big deal. That's how I was raised from age 5yrs and going to SEC games. You yell a lot at the refs and other team. It is ingrained. Long Island husband says I change during basketball. Like I become a werewolf.

My dude asked just who would have to fight the boy if a fight broke out and I said me. He disagreed, being chivalrous. I lost my voice from yelling so the argument ended quickly.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 24, 2026 04:44 PM (hzuYO)

378 The way Kantor stood up and challenged the Black Amazon-Lesbian is exactly the kind fo stuffthat goes on in the WWF. And so it dawned on me: The whle WNBA kerfuffle is kayfab. An act, a PR stunt.

There is no other explanation.
Posted by: zombie at August 24, 2026 04:43 PM (Av6i5)

If it were a stunt, the WNBA itself would not be played as so stupid in this case.

The NBA funding the Ws, that is a stunt, or a tax writeoff but it relies on nobody watching it like most NGO funded operations.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 24, 2026 04:46 PM (uhVAy)

379 I have arrived.
Posted by: The Unlubed Dildo of Consequences
---------

Pfft

Posted by: Dangling Dildo of Destiny at August 24, 2026 04:41 PM (XeU6L)

Never count out the Thrown Dildo of Vituperation.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 24, 2026 04:46 PM (dK+Kv)

380 The NBA funding the Ws, that is a stunt, or a tax writeoff but it relies on nobody watching it like most NGO funded operations.

Which is why it has that The Producers air.

I can't for Springtime for Angel Reece.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 24, 2026 04:47 PM (2ocoG)

381 >>>And was Wile E Cayote the same character who regularly got the shit kicked out of him by the sheepdog?

>Only when they were on the clock. Overtime might be a considerable problem.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 24, 2026 04:47 PM (FR9Sb)

382 I was in the high school science club, and our fund-raising gimmick was selling circular slide rules. Yeah, just a couple of years before the TI calculators came out. The neat thing about those slide rules was that they had just about every HS-level chemistry and physics law and equation engraved on the back and on the dual-side slide out card. And the complete Periodic Table. All of the science teachers ignored the use of those slide rules during tests and exams.

We sold a LOT of them and used the money for a field trip to Chicago, where we went to the top of the Hancock Building.

Posted by: mrp at August 24, 2026 04:49 PM (rj6Yv)

383 They didn't look "offended" at the Big Green Weenie; more like stifling laughter, but knowing that they SHOULD maintain the guise of being offended.

I think it could easily become a WNBA thing, like throwing octopuses on the ice for the Stanley Cup playoffs.

Posted by: red speck at August 24, 2026 04:53 PM (Ve/HL)

384 I was in the high school science club, and our fund-raising gimmick was selling circular slide rules. Yeah, just a couple of years before the TI calculators came out. The neat thing about those slide rules was that they had just about every HS-level chemistry and physics law and equation engraved on the back and on the dual-side slide out card. And the complete Periodic Table. All of the science teachers ignored the use of those slide rules during tests and exams.

We sold a LOT of them and used the money for a field trip to Chicago, where we went to the top of the Hancock Building.
Posted by: mrp at August 24, 2026 04:49 PM (rj6Yv)

We did the candy machines where we junked the non sellers and double or triple stacked the good candy, and sold those big bars from the fund raising company on the busses to and from school and never never stopped. Also made some bux auctioning off the underclass students to wait on the other schools at the big Latin club get together which became a city tradition i heard. Had enough left over to give out a scholarship for Latin Study.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 24, 2026 04:54 PM (uhVAy)

385 They need to start throwing empty Corby's whiskey bottles.

Hit the ref right in the head.
Posted by: Minnesota Vikings Fan 1975
------
Kezar Stadium, SF, 1968: the gallon jig of Red Mountain cleared my head by so foot or so, and clobbered some poor bastard 3 rows in front of me.

Posted by: buddhaha at August 24, 2026 05:10 PM (YCVv4)

386 There was a time...

Not Louisiana, Paris, France, New York, or Rome, but--
Gary, Indiana,
Gary, Indiana,
Gary Indiana,
My home sweet home.
Posted by: The Music Man at August 24, 2026 04:02 PM (XeU6L)

I wonder what happened? *rubs chin*ponders question*

Posted by: Prof Harold Hill at August 24, 2026 05:34 PM (hmYU4)

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Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery
Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile
Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance
Collective Names for Groups of People
John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets
Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle
Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy
Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive"
Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
John Edwards Campaign Excuses
John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
Torments in Dog-Hell
Greatest Hitjobs

The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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