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Lozowick Derricks1.jpg

Derricks and Men
Louis Lozowick

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




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1 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 04, 2026 09:31 AM (ccf/V)

2 1

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 04, 2026 09:31 AM (/+uur)

3 Damn time machine......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 04, 2026 09:31 AM (ccf/V)

4 Commie Era?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 04, 2026 09:31 AM (ccf/V)

5 They've got an erection heh heh heh.

Posted by: Butthead at September 04, 2026 09:32 AM (MWfyi)

6 No boobs and no dog.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at September 04, 2026 09:32 AM (pdx2p)

7 Painting: I like it. Perfect for mural in construction company HQ.

Posted by: gp at September 04, 2026 09:33 AM (Jr5Lq)

8
Obvious use of a ruler or straight edge. Cheater.

Posted by: Auspex at September 04, 2026 09:33 AM (Y8DZL)

9 Hopper meets Soviet propaganda art.
Like it though. Would hang
Thx CBD

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 04, 2026 09:33 AM (M9Oed)

10 The derrick men were angry that day, my friends.

Posted by: George Costanza at September 04, 2026 09:33 AM (2Ez/1)

11 Men being men.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 04, 2026 09:33 AM (2Cry5)

12 Mo' slaves buildin' the nation!

Posted by: Jemele Hill at September 04, 2026 09:34 AM (Fn+3X)

13 They're no Derek and the Dominoes.

Posted by: fd at September 04, 2026 09:34 AM (MWfyi)

14 I have a sign in my garage, was my grandfather's, that says "BACK OFF Man Working on Equipment."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 04, 2026 09:34 AM (ccf/V)

15 Look more like a carnival ride.

Posted by: Tilt-A-Whirl Timmy! at September 04, 2026 09:35 AM (Fn+3X)

16 Dad made a gin pole and sent me up the tower to mount his radio antennas.

My fear of heights doesn't kick in when I can strap myself to the object I'm climbing.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 04, 2026 09:36 AM (ccf/V)

17 Gentlemen, pray silence for the President of the Royal Society for Putting Things on Top of Other Things.

I thank you, gentlemen. The year has been a good one for the Society (hear, hear). This year our members have put more things on top of other things than ever before. But, I should warn you, this is no time for complacency. No, there are still many things, and I cannot emphasize this too strongly, not on top of other things. I myself, on my way here this evening, saw a thing that was not on top of another thing in any way. (shame!) Shame indeed but we must not allw ourselves to become too despondent.

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 04, 2026 09:36 AM (/+uur)

18 Looks at corner...

"Gilbert Erector Set"

Posted by: man at September 04, 2026 09:36 AM (cGjQu)

19 Oil be wondering where to hang that. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at September 04, 2026 09:36 AM (rOKnE)

20 I would likely freak the f*ck out if I woke up one morning and the sky looked like that.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 04, 2026 09:36 AM (ccf/V)

21 Excellent selection. Glory to Labor!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 04, 2026 09:37 AM (RIvkX)

22 Well, the title doesn't have to come out and insult guys named Derrick like that. Sounds like Louis her may have a beef.

Posted by: red speck at September 04, 2026 09:37 AM (Ve/HL)

23 4 Commie Era?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 04, 2026 09:31 AM (ccf/V)

Kind of feels like that. 1939. So, tail end of the 'Faceless men working towards the future' shit.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 04, 2026 09:38 AM (Y/06r)

24 The sky is.... green??

Posted by: dantesed at September 04, 2026 09:38 AM (Oy/m2)

25 How do you handle a hungry man?
A roarin', ravenous, hungry man?

Posted by: The Manhandlers at September 04, 2026 09:38 AM (Fn+3X)

26 It's much easier building things when the guide lines are already written in 3D space.

Posted by: red speck at September 04, 2026 09:38 AM (Ve/HL)

27 >>The sky is.... green??


Early a.m. work.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 04, 2026 09:39 AM (rOKnE)

28 It is so beautiful and angular.

Posted by: Dieter from Sprockets at September 04, 2026 09:39 AM (eOFY+)

29
Needs a dog as work inspector. Not art.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 04, 2026 09:39 AM (eRlcH)

30 22 Well, the title doesn't have to come out and insult guys named Derrick like that. Sounds like Louis her may have a beef.
Posted by: red speck at September 04, 2026 09:37 AM (Ve/HL)

Derrick is so shit, he's plural!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 04, 2026 09:39 AM (Y/06r)

31 Umm. Why are they naked?

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 04, 2026 09:39 AM (MZ8pM)

32 The Spindletop oil discovery on January 10, 1901, marked the beginning of the modern petroleum industry in the United States, producing between 75,000 to 100,000 barrels of oil per day. This event transformed Beaumont, Texas, into a booming oil town and led to the establishment of major oil companies like Gulf Oil and Texaco.

Lamar U has a model on campus.

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 04, 2026 09:40 AM (/+uur)

33 The sky is.... green??

Posted by: dantesed


It's the orange colored sky you have to watch out for...

Posted by: Brother Tim is tired at September 04, 2026 09:40 AM (OUMaO)

34
Building the Trump 47 Presidential Library and Casino. It'll be yuge, classy and luxurious.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 04, 2026 09:40 AM (eRlcH)

35 The sky was all geometric that day, my friends!

Posted by: Angle To The Dangle at September 04, 2026 09:40 AM (Fn+3X)

36 31 Umm. Why are they naked?
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 04, 2026 09:39 AM (MZ8pM)

Lenin: There are no clothes in the glorious commie future!

Al: But I don't want to get tetanus on my dick!

Lenin: Shush, you!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 04, 2026 09:41 AM (Y/06r)

37 How do you handle a hungry man?
A roarin', ravenous, hungry man?

Posted by: The Manhandlers at September 04, 2026 09:38 AM (Fn+3X)



You serve him up a Hungry Man Dinner!

Posted by: Swanson at September 04, 2026 09:41 AM (ccf/V)

38 Forget aesthetic injury.

If that chain breaks, someone's gonna get dinged in the noggin.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 04, 2026 09:41 AM (FZ29D)

39 Dude on the girder package is like, "I fuckin' TOLD you we were leaving in five minutes!" and the guy left at the base of the crane is like, "Fuck you, Kevin! I couldn't find my nicotine tabs!"

Posted by: red speck at September 04, 2026 09:41 AM (Ve/HL)

40 Dad made a gin pole and sent me up the tower to mount his radio antennas.

My fear of heights doesn't kick in when I can strap myself to the object I'm climbing.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer


Watch a YouTube video of the St. Louis Arch being put up. Those guys are walking around 630 ft above ground with no tie offs.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 04, 2026 09:42 AM (Cr6XZ)

41 Umm. Why are they naked?
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 04, 2026 09:39 AM


Building a YMCA?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 04, 2026 09:42 AM (9Q+nP)

42 "No, no no! The fentanyl goes over there!"

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 04, 2026 09:42 AM (QUPkp)

43 If that chain breaks, someone's gonna get dinged in the noggin.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 04, 2026 09:41 AM (FZ29D)

My cousin Stanley was killed as he stepped off the crew boat and a wrench from the derrick hit him.

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 04, 2026 09:42 AM (/+uur)

44 Watch a YouTube video of the St. Louis Arch being put up. Those guys are walking around 630 ft above ground with no tie offs.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 04, 2026 09:42 AM (Cr6XZ)



NOPE!!!!!

I'll pass.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 04, 2026 09:42 AM (ccf/V)

45 >>Building the Trump 47 Presidential Library and Casino. It'll be yuge, classy and luxurious.


IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE TRUMP DOESN'T NEED THE TAXPAYERS TO BUILD A MONUMENT TO CELEBRATE HIMSELF. DUDE'S MADE A GREAT LIVING DOING IT FOR DECADES.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at September 04, 2026 09:43 AM (rOKnE)

46 They're either working inside a huge crystal, or preparing to drill into an even huger crystal

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 04, 2026 09:43 AM (aJQbY)

47 I struggle looking over the railing from the higher floors of an atrium style hotel.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 04, 2026 09:44 AM (ccf/V)

48 would not hang

would always remind of my work as an engineer do not need that during my retirement

Posted by: Gref at September 04, 2026 09:44 AM (5rh/l)

49 44 Watch a YouTube video of the St. Louis Arch being put up. Those guys are walking around 630 ft above ground with no tie offs.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 04, 2026 09:42 AM (Cr6XZ)


NOPE!!!!!

I'll pass.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 04, 2026 09:42 AM (ccf/V)

Yeah, my vertigo at the edge of a high spot is nasty. Grand Canyon- fine. On a platform? Balance starts going wonky. It is weird the way the wetware works.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 04, 2026 09:44 AM (Y/06r)

50 Watch a YouTube video of the St. Louis Arch being put up. Those guys are walking around 630 ft above ground with no tie offs.
Posted by: rickb223

Gateway Arch National Park is our smallest N.P.

Posted by: Above It All at September 04, 2026 09:44 AM (Fn+3X)

51 Derrick Crane was the brother that was not on the TV show.

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 04, 2026 09:45 AM (/+uur)

52 Not naked, looks like they're wearing jumpsuits.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 04, 2026 09:45 AM (rOKnE)

53 Umm. Why are they naked?
Posted by: nurse ratched

I thought they were just bronze statues. Guess I have to embiggen it... or maybe not.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at September 04, 2026 09:45 AM (ZJ/Pe)

54 Went to Myrtle Beach early in the year. The hotel room was on the 14th floor or so. My buddies were laughing at me when I'd go out on the balcony, which had a glass wall railing, and look down.

I wasn't out there long.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 04, 2026 09:46 AM (ccf/V)

55 These guys got nothin' on Obama's flack tower.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 04, 2026 09:46 AM (2Cry5)

56 These guys got nothin' on Obama's flack tower.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 04, 2026 09:46 AM (2Cry5)



Makes you wonder.

Does that thing come with Rooftop North Koreans?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 04, 2026 09:46 AM (ccf/V)

57 Yeah, my vertigo at the edge of a high spot is nasty. Grand Canyon- fine. On a platform? Balance starts going wonky. It is weird the way the wetware works.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Yeah, you'd think unconscious self preservation would drive a less wobbly reaponse.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at September 04, 2026 09:47 AM (ZJ/Pe)

58 Umm. Why are they naked?
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 04, 2026 09:39 AM


Because Bo Derek is on the other derrick.

Posted by: The Erectors at September 04, 2026 09:47 AM (2Ez/1)

59 "Of Derricks and Men," Steinbeck's poorly received sequel, wherein George meets up with a big lunk who carries around an erector set in his back pocket for comfort.

Posted by: red speck at September 04, 2026 09:47 AM (Ve/HL)

60
Derricks and Men


Sounds like the name of a gay dance troupe

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 04, 2026 09:47 AM (dVly/)

61 I would hop on an extension ladder to save time. Fuck that shit now.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 04, 2026 09:47 AM (QUPkp)

62 Not naked, looks like they're wearing jumpsuits.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 04, 2026 09:45 AM


Might as well.

Posted by: David Lee Roth at September 04, 2026 09:48 AM (9Q+nP)

63 Our misogynist society has removed females from scenes such as this.

Posted by: Scrubbed From Hystery at September 04, 2026 09:48 AM (Fn+3X)

64 Needs more aluminium foil.

Posted by: Derek Smalls at September 04, 2026 09:50 AM (wVcYX)

65 Art is very.......Soviet.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 04, 2026 09:50 AM (g8Ew8)

66 Watch a YouTube video of the St. Louis Arch being put up.

I was there after the arch was tied off but before you could "ride the little train" inside. That part was a disappointment. But it was worth the side trip, because the project sign was still up with the names of all the firms involved.

The principal contractor was The MacDonald Corp.
It's been about 60 years, and I'll never forget that.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 04, 2026 09:50 AM (zdLoL)

67 Don't jump!

Posted by: Creepy Joe at September 04, 2026 09:50 AM (2Ez/1)

68 Our misogynist society has removed females from scenes such as this.
Posted by: Scrubbed From Hystery

Which seems funny because one might expect a lady's lower CG would make balancing a cinch. Though I still wouldn't want to do those jobs. Go figure.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at September 04, 2026 09:50 AM (ZJ/Pe)

69 Wakandan dung huts have more appeal to me.

Posted by: Back To My Roots at September 04, 2026 09:50 AM (Fn+3X)

70
The job boss, that guy on the building there, is about to roundly chastise those three cowboys on the load for "joyriding on the job" and dock them a day's pay.

From the days when men were steel with a license to steal.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 04, 2026 09:50 AM (dVly/)

71 Building the Trump 47 Presidential Library and Casino. It'll be yuge, classy and luxurious.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

With a McDonald's on every floor!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 04, 2026 09:50 AM (ndZc7)

72 Art is very.......Soviet.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 04, 2026 09:50 AM



Next up: CONSTRUCTION vear......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 04, 2026 09:50 AM (ccf/V)

73 Our misogynist society has removed females from scenes such as this.

Posted by: Scrubbed From Hystery at September 04, 2026 09:48 AM (Fn+3X)

-----------

"No Trans-Women, No Piece!"

Posted by: ShainS at September 04, 2026 09:51 AM (IJ/6M)

74 55 These guys got nothin' on Obama's flack tower.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 04, 2026 09:46 AM (2Cry5)

Actually, I think this is far more aesthetically pleasing than Obama's monolith:

https://tinyurl.com/k855r3bd

'We'll just put a happy little AA gun here...'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 04, 2026 09:51 AM (Y/06r)

75 60 >>>Derricks and Men
Sounds like the name of a gay dance troupe


They always open the act with their theme: "It's Derricks and Men! Hallelujah, it's Derricks and Men!"

Posted by: red speck at September 04, 2026 09:51 AM (Ve/HL)

76 Next up: CONSTRUCTION vear......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 04, 2026 09:50 AM


Very nice!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 04, 2026 09:51 AM (9Q+nP)

77
Louis Lozowick (American born-Ukraine, 1892-1973)
Derricks and Men, 1945
oil on canvas
18 1/8 × 24 1/8 in. (46 × 61.3 cm)
Whitney Museum of American Art, New York

I do like this kind of industrial art. It reminds me of some of the great buildings in major US cities such as Chicago and New York City.

Excellent selection for Labor Day weekend! Thanks.

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 04, 2026 09:52 AM (NFX2v)

78 Building the Trump 47 Presidential Library and Casino. It'll be yuge, classy and luxurious.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

With a McDonald's on every floor!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 04, 2026 09:50 AM (ndZc7)

-----------

Golden Starches FTW!

Posted by: ShainS at September 04, 2026 09:52 AM (IJ/6M)

79 "Commie Era?"

I like the art of the era celebrating industry. science, and labor. Whatever the intentions of the artists, the Deco-influenced WPA art works for me. Diego Rivera was a commie jerk, sure, but I still like, for example, his "Man, Controller of the Universe." I like the Deco stuff on Hoover Dam, and the WPA art we had in my HS.

Posted by: gp at September 04, 2026 09:52 AM (Jr5Lq)

80
I like the background, particularly the colors. It is as though this work is taking place inside a crystal palace.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 04, 2026 09:52 AM (dVly/)

81 Heap big numbers of my people worked in the steel trades.

Posted by: Senator Lieawatha at September 04, 2026 09:52 AM (Fn+3X)

82 "No Trans-Women, No Piece!"
Posted by: ShainS

Huh, I thought most trannies kept their pieces.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at September 04, 2026 09:52 AM (ZJ/Pe)

83 Dude on the girder package is like, "I fuckin' TOLD you we were leaving in five minutes!" and the guy left at the base of the crane is like, "Fuck you, Kevin! I couldn't find my nicotine tabs!"
Posted by: red speck


Dude one the box yells out to the guy by the crane base, "what's your name?"

Tony! What's your name?

Ezekiel: Ezekiel

Tony: F*ck you Ezekiel!

Ezekiel: F*ck you Tony

https://tinyurl.com/2s4c3kjv

Posted by: rickb223 at September 04, 2026 09:53 AM (Cr6XZ)

84 Labor Day originated in the late 19th century as a celebration of American workers and their contributions, with the first unofficial Labor Day parade held in New York City on September 5, 1882. It became a federal holiday on June 28, 1894, when President Grover Cleveland signed a law establishing the first Monday in September as Labor Day.

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 04, 2026 09:53 AM (/+uur)

85 How many no-show jobs we got on that project?

Posted by: Mob Boss at September 04, 2026 09:53 AM (wVcYX)

86 The men are headed down to lunch at our place.

Posted by: Hesh and Heidi's Nautical Nosh at September 04, 2026 09:53 AM (Fn+3X)

87 Art is very.......Soviet.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons

New tractor factory.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 04, 2026 09:53 AM (ndZc7)

88 I like the background, particularly the colors. It is as though this work is taking place inside a crystal palace.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot

Building of the Emerald City!

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at September 04, 2026 09:54 AM (ZJ/Pe)

89 87 Art is very.......Soviet.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons

New tractor factory.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 04, 2026 09:53 AM (ndZc7)

This 5 year plan increases tractor production from 1500 units to 1000 units.

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 04, 2026 09:54 AM (/+uur)

90 It's gotta be the absinthe.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 04, 2026 09:55 AM (ccf/V)

91
Actually, I think this is far more aesthetically pleasing than Obama's monolith:

https://tinyurl.com/k855r3bd


I think that Obomination is the SCOAMF's rendition of a butt plug ... at least of the type Big Mike always administers to him.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 04, 2026 09:55 AM (dVly/)

92 "No Trans-Women, No Piece!"
Posted by: ShainS

Elliot Page Says Hollywood Hasn’t Offered Her a Single Film Role Since “The Odyssey”

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 04, 2026 09:55 AM (ndZc7)

93
Elliot Page Says Hollywood Hasn’t Offered Her a Single Film Role Since “The Odyssey”
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 04, 2026 09:55 AM (ndZc7)



She shouldn't have been offered THAT role......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 04, 2026 09:56 AM (ccf/V)

94 I do like this kind of industrial art. It reminds me of some of the great buildings in major US cities such as Chicago and New York City.

Excellent selection for Labor Day weekend! Thanks.

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 04, 2026 09:52 AM (NFX2v)

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One of my earliest, fondest, awestruck, and inspirational memories as a young boy is of my uncle -- a disabled iron worker (bad back injury that turned him into a self-medicating alcoholic) in the late 60s -- driving me around the beautiful red-brick buildings in downtown Butte, MT, pointing out to me all of the various structures he worked on and helped build during his career.

That memory always come flooding back whenever I go back to visit my family there in the birthplace of my parents ...

Posted by: ShainS at September 04, 2026 09:57 AM (IJ/6M)

95 I rode the elevator at the Gateway Arch with the ex MiL with claustrophobia. Pure hell.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 04, 2026 09:57 AM (QUPkp)

96 The Derrick Cheater - a limerick

The crane operator, Bedard
Was held in the highest regard
He ruptured his groin
Then girdered his loin
And hoisted his own dang petard

Posted by: muldoon at September 04, 2026 09:57 AM (qgHp7)

97
Not surprisingly, nearly all "derrick ready" jobs took place in the sketchier parts of town, while all "shovel ready" jobs were nowhere to be found.

Lotsa grunting and moaning on the "derrick ready" jobs, though.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 04, 2026 09:58 AM (dVly/)

98 Elliot Page Says Hollywood Hasn’t Offered Her a Single Film Role Since “The Odyssey”
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

That's just because they can't find another role requiring a robust teen boy to shrink into an elderly woman.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at September 04, 2026 09:58 AM (GMpfc)

99
That memory always come flooding back whenever I go back to visit my family there in the birthplace of my parents ...
Posted by: ShainS at September 04, 2026 09:57 AM (IJ/6M)



Memories can be fun! Like kites! Kites are fun!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 04, 2026 09:58 AM (ccf/V)

100 93
Elliot Page Says Hollywood Hasn’t Offered Her a Single Film Role Since “The Odyssey”
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 04, 2026 09:55 AM (ndZc7)


She shouldn't have been offered THAT role......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 04, 2026 09:56 AM (ccf/V)


Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up her
--Hollywood

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 04, 2026 09:58 AM (N39Ws)

101 99 Elliot Page Says Hollywood Hasn’t Offered Her a Single Film Role Since “The Odyssey”
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

That's just because they can't find another role requiring a robust teen boy to shrink into an elderly woman.
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at September 04, 2026 09:58 AM (GMpfc)

I just had a horrific vision of her as Mouse in Ladyhawk.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 04, 2026 09:59 AM (Y/06r)

102 We still have a few buildings left locally with beautifully colored 1920s era Deco terra-cotta details.

Posted by: gp at September 04, 2026 10:01 AM (Jr5Lq)

103 I rode the elevator at the Gateway Arch with the ex MiL with claustrophobia. Pure hell.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 04, 2026 09:57 AM (QUPkp)

***

I loved that elevator... as a kid. Now, at 6'4" I don't love it so much anymore. Still better than flying Southwest.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at September 04, 2026 10:01 AM (affD0)

104 I have a large Art Deco panel right next to me here, made in 1941. 8'X9' fresco plaster, enamel and gold and silver leaf on an oak panel. Rescued it from a building from demolition across the street from Madison Square Garden in 1984. The artist, Louis Ross, did extensive murals for the '39 World's Fair and was a protege of Hildreth Meiere, a woman who helped bring Art Deco to the US. She studied in Paris around 1920. They did a goodly amount of work on Rockefeller Center decoration both inside and out.

Posted by: Arts and Farces at September 04, 2026 10:01 AM (Fn+3X)

105 Elliot Page Says Hollywood Hasn’t Offered Her a Single Film Role Since “The Odyssey”
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 04, 2026 09:55 AM (ndZc7)

She shouldn't have been offered THAT role......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 04, 2026 09:56 AM (ccf/V)

-------------

He could star in the tranny-reboot "Florist Gump."

Posted by: ShainS at September 04, 2026 10:01 AM (IJ/6M)

106 O/T but was just out walking the dog and there's a lot of light debris lying around this morning. Must have had a pretty biggish storm last night but I slept right through it.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 04, 2026 10:01 AM (SgdqL)

107 Voting season is here:

"@VoteHub
Against the backdrop of legal challenges, the first ballot of the 2026 midterms has been sent out in Florida, going to a Republican voter in Pasco County. The midterms are officially underway.

Florida Vote-by-Mail
🔴 Republicans – 1 (100%)
🔵 Democrats – 0 (0%)
🟡 Other – 0 (0%)"

I hope you have your decorations up.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 04, 2026 10:01 AM (qE8uT)

108 Ellen Page and Ellen Degenerate make me really happy we didn't name our daughter Ellen.

That name seems to have garnered bad juju.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 04, 2026 10:01 AM (ccf/V)

109 99 Elliot Page Says Hollywood Hasn’t Offered Her a Single Film Role Since “The Odyssey”
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

That's just because they can't find another role requiring a robust teen boy to shrink into an elderly woman.
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at September 04, 2026 09:58 AM (GMpfc)

I just had a horrific vision of her as Mouse in Ladyhawk.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 04, 2026 09:59 AM (Y/06r)
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"So, you have a new movie for me?"

Posted by: Producer Guy from Pitch Meeting at September 04, 2026 10:01 AM (FZ29D)

110 Well. I like the colors and the contrast between them.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 04, 2026 10:02 AM (ip6W/)

111 I like the art of the era celebrating industry. science, and labor. Whatever the intentions of the artists, the Deco-influenced WPA art works for me. Diego Rivera was a commie jerk, sure, but I still like, for example, his "Man, Controller of the Universe." I like the Deco stuff on Hoover Dam, and the WPA art we had in my HS.
Posted by: gp at September 04, 2026 09:52 AM (Jr5Lq)

Art deco is my favorite art form also, but this is more like utilitarianistic (if there is such a moniker).

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 04, 2026 10:02 AM (g8Ew8)

112
I rode the elevator at the Gateway Arch with the ex MiL with claustrophobia. Pure hell.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory


I did that, once, when I was in college and our school played in and won the NCAA Frozen Four tournament. Very claustrophobic it was.

I cannot imagine the ham planets wandering around this country today getting aboard it. It would resemble Colin Firth insulting overweight tourists setting out to climb stairs at an attraction in the movie, "In Bruges".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 04, 2026 10:02 AM (dVly/)

113 99 Elliot Page Says Hollywood Hasn’t Offered Her a Single Film Role Since “The Odyssey”
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

***

Honestly... who needs another WHITE MAN in film roles

Posted by: Truck Monkey at September 04, 2026 10:02 AM (affD0)

114 Headed to Palo Dura Canyon this month to stay in a cabin built in 1933 by the Civilian Conservation Corps.

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 04, 2026 10:03 AM (/+uur)

115 Are Derricks not men?

Posted by: PG at September 04, 2026 10:03 AM (KVo7k)

116 Is Page even auditioning for anything? Or is she doing the movie star thing of waiting for producers to call?

Because Ellen Page hasn't been a movie star...ever.

Speaking of which...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kSCWe66k10

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 04, 2026 10:03 AM (qE8uT)

117 loved that elevator... as a kid. Now, at 6'4" I don't love it so much anymore. Still better than flying Southwest.
Posted by: Truck Monkey

No fun if you're taller than 5'6". Very tight in there.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 04, 2026 10:03 AM (QUPkp)

118 Honestly... who needs another WHITE MAN in film roles
Posted by: Truck Monkey at September 04, 2026 10:02 AM (affD0)
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Self-hoisting petards FTW!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 04, 2026 10:04 AM (eOFY+)

119 I still think it is hilarious that the preponderance of trannys are men to 'women', not the other way and 'Elliott' is odd an out.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 04, 2026 10:04 AM (Y/06r)

120 119 I still think it is hilarious that the preponderance of trannys are men to 'women', not the other way and 'Elliott' is odd an out.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 04, 2026 10:04 AM (Y/06r)

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"It's obvious Ellen Page just made the transition in order to take advantage of white, male privilege and isn't earnest about her choices."
-WNBA

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 04, 2026 10:05 AM (qE8uT)

121 117 loved that elevator... as a kid. Now, at 6'4" I don't love it so much anymore. Still better than flying Southwest.
Posted by: Truck Monkey

Heh.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 04, 2026 10:05 AM (g8Ew8)

122 Reach out and touch someone.

U.S. Army Extends 155MM Artillery Range Beyond 31 Miles With New Guidance Kit

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 04, 2026 10:06 AM (ndZc7)

123 Speaking of which, there are many songs from the 80s I never want to hear again.

Posted by: Love In An Elevator at September 04, 2026 10:06 AM (Fn+3X)

124 Derrick and the Dominos

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 04, 2026 10:06 AM (/+uur)

125
Elliot Page Says Hollywood Hasn’t Offered Her a Single Film Role Since “The Odyssey”
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


Well, it's just a fooking shame that Andy Serkis has any film involving Gollum in his bag. There are not many roles for pasty, hollow chested white dudes, dumbass.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 04, 2026 10:06 AM (dVly/)

126 Does Ellen Page have the bonus hole sewn shut and everything directed to a meat flap on the front?


F*CK what a sick society we've become.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 04, 2026 10:06 AM (ccf/V)

127 Honestly... who needs another WHITE MAN in film roles
Posted by: Truck Monkey


Who needs a white George Washington?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 04, 2026 10:06 AM (Cr6XZ)

128 123 Speaking of which, there are many songs from the 80s I never want to hear again.
Posted by: Love In An Elevator at September 04, 2026 10:06 AM (Fn+3X)

I still like the Outfield:

https://youtu.be/4N1iwQxiHrs

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 04, 2026 10:07 AM (Y/06r)

129 126 Does Ellen Page have the bonus hole sewn shut and everything directed to a meat flap on the front?


F*CK what a sick society we've become.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 04, 2026 10:06 AM (ccf/V)

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I remember when Kyle Broflofski became a black man so he could play in the NBA and his dad became a dolphin.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 04, 2026 10:07 AM (qE8uT)

130
Who needs a white George Washington?
Posted by: rickb223 at September 04, 2026 10:06 AM (Cr6XZ)




*fistbump*

Posted by: Google AI at September 04, 2026 10:07 AM (ccf/V)

131 Elliot Page Says Hollywood Hasn’t Offered Her a Single Film Role Since “The Odyssey”
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Well, it's just a fooking shame that Andy Serkis has any film involving Gollum in his bag. There are not many roles for pasty, hollow chested white dudes, dumbass.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 04, 2026 10:06 AM (dVly/)

Serkis, commie shithead that he is, has always worked his ass off for every role. Watch him scamper about as Gollum in the motion capture suit and your back will start complaining.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 04, 2026 10:08 AM (Y/06r)

132
I still like the Outfield:

https://youtu.be/4N1iwQxiHrs
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 04, 2026 10:07 AM (Y/06r)



"I like my girls a little bit older......"


*shudders*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 04, 2026 10:08 AM (ccf/V)

133 119 I still think it is hilarious that the preponderance of trannys are men to 'women', not the other way and 'Elliott' is odd an out.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 04, 2026 10:04

She was sexually abused very young. Being a lesbian didn’t give her enough safety in her broken mind. She needed an even bigger wall. So now she looks like a tiny, middle aged lesbian.

Posted by: Piper at September 04, 2026 10:09 AM (ZdaMQ)

134
Speaking of which, there are many songs from the 80s I never want to hear again.
Posted by: Love In An Elevator


Now you've done it.

https://youtu.be/G333Is7VPOg

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 04, 2026 10:09 AM (dVly/)

135 This artist did a portraitt of a Tinetan monk named Lawrence, titled:

"Larry, the Lozowick Lama"

Posted by: muldoon at September 04, 2026 10:10 AM (qgHp7)

136 "I like my girls a little bit older......"


*shudders*
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 04, 2026 10:08 AM (ccf/V)

Valid. Also the whole 'Hey, my girlfriends gone, but you're here and I do not want to miss out on banging you because I AM bored.'

What a love song. But I like the tune.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 04, 2026 10:10 AM (Y/06r)

137 So, does this Elliot Page thing get all the "white male privilege" hate that actual white males get?

Or, nah. Freaking mentally ill little twink.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 04, 2026 10:11 AM (2Cry5)

138 The St. Louis Gateway Arch? We rode the elevator thingies to the top. They were like little mini gondola things as I recall. With a blue interior. But that was a long time ago. Very cramped even for a kid.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 04, 2026 10:11 AM (zom6H)

139 For those who've never been -- but eventually get -- to Santa Catalina Island (off the coasts of L.A. and Long Beach), they have a wonderful old Art Deco theater called the "Catalina Casino" -- in Avalon, built in 1929 by chewing gum magnate William Wrigley Jr. Despite its name, it's not a gambling facility; the term "casino" refers to an Italian gathering place for social events.

The structure stands 12 stories tall and houses two primary attractions: the Avalon Theatre on the lower level, which was the first theater designed specifically for sound films ("talkies"), and the Wrigley Ballroom on the top level, featuring the world’s largest circular dance floor with a 50-foot ceiling and panoramic views of Avalon Bay.

It served as a hub for Big Band music in the 30s and 40s, hosting legends like Glenn Miller and Harry James, and includes: a restored 1928 pipe organ; original hardwood floors; and a wrap-around Ocean Promenade.

Posted by: ShainS at September 04, 2026 10:11 AM (IJ/6M)

140
What a love song. But I like the tune.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 04, 2026 10:10 AM (Y/06r)




Not arguing. It IS in my rotation.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 04, 2026 10:11 AM (ccf/V)

141 Speaking of which, there are many songs from the 80s I never want to hear again.
Posted by: Love In An Elevator at September 04, 2026 10:06 AM (Fn+3X)

Cocaine. Hate that song.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 04, 2026 10:11 AM (g8Ew8)

142 City Hall in Buffalo is considered one of the Art Deco classics.

Posted by: browndog on the observation deck at September 04, 2026 10:11 AM (+aVmb)

143 Somebody's green paint was about to hit its expiration date.

Posted by: tankdemon at September 04, 2026 10:12 AM (Hd1lH)

144 She was sexually abused very young. Being a lesbian didn’t give her enough safety in her broken mind. She needed an even bigger wall. So now she looks like a tiny, middle aged lesbian.
Posted by: Piper at September 04, 2026 10:09 AM (ZdaMQ)

I do have some sympathy as she seems genuinely fucked up- not like the dude trannies. Still, the saddest part is I do not think she even realizes she is still being used.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 04, 2026 10:12 AM (Y/06r)

145 Elliot Page Says Hollywood Hasn’t Offered Her a Single Film Role Since “The Odyssey”

Who knew Hollywood isn't eager to cast a 5ft "man" with no muscle tone as a leading actor?

As other noted, Page was sexually abused and becoming a man was her trying to make sure that couldn't happen again - unfortunately for her this will also likely end her acting career unless she finds a freak director/producer into transmen in which case she is back to square 1...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 04, 2026 10:12 AM (sKqQm)

146 Four and a half minutes of guilty pleasure 80's music.
youtube.com/watch?v=IasCZL072fQ

Posted by: gp at September 04, 2026 10:12 AM (Jr5Lq)

147 Cocaine. Hate that song.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 04, 2026 10:11 AM (g8Ew

I am not that big a fan of Duran Duran. They're ok, but fuck off.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 04, 2026 10:13 AM (Y/06r)

148 Wasn't there a poem about 'Men who go up to the sky in buckets' or something-something … ?

Posted by: Dr_No at September 04, 2026 10:13 AM (ayRl+)

149 Didn’t Boston for their part build some Brutalist city hall? For contrast with Art Deco

Posted by: Common Tater at September 04, 2026 10:13 AM (zom6H)

150 I've always said, there is some good in all religion.

National Conservative
@NatCon2022
One of the hate crime murder victims, Cameron Davis Capara, was a self-described Antifa who advocated for open borders.
. . . .
Self-described Antifa member Cameron Davis Capara and his boyfriend, Vincent Anthony Siqueiros, were just murdered in Tucson, Arizona, by a Mandinka (Gambia/Senegal) immigrant.
Police are calling it a hate crime and say the killer was hunting homosexual men.

-
His last words were, "But we're on your side!"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 04, 2026 10:13 AM (ndZc7)

151 As other noted, Page was sexually abused and becoming a man was her trying to make sure that couldn't happen again - unfortunately for her this will also likely end her acting career unless she finds a freak director/producer into transmen in which case she is back to square 1...
Posted by: 18-1 at September 04, 2026 10:12 AM (sKqQm)

Tootsie II

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 04, 2026 10:13 AM (/+uur)

152 145 Who knew Hollywood isn't eager to cast a 5ft "man" with no muscle tone as a leading actor?

As other noted, Page was sexually abused and becoming a man was her trying to make sure that couldn't happen again - unfortunately for her this will also likely end her acting career unless she finds a freak director/producer into transmen in which case she is back to square 1...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 04, 2026 10:12 AM (sKqQm)

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Another way out was to quit acting, get a CPA, and become an accountant.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 04, 2026 10:13 AM (qE8uT)

153 Currently sitting at the DMV.
So much for scheduling appointments, they’re a half hour behind already and I’m like Micheal Keaton in Beetlejuice …

Posted by: browndog on the observation deck at September 04, 2026 10:13 AM (+aVmb)

154 Re: art

Building the Emerald City

Posted by: Don Black at September 04, 2026 10:14 AM (ZxPkt)

155 One of the things I remember best about the 80s is just how full of hope it was.

Coming out of stagflation, the Iran hostage crises, and the communism surging all over the globe it seemed like a miracle at the time.

America hasn't been so optimistic or united since then.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 04, 2026 10:14 AM (sKqQm)

156 Gave my daughter a link to this once. Told her it was basically the epitome of 80's Hair Metal.

Rippin' guitar riffs, in your face drums and hair everywhere..........


https://youtu.be/27NMF6u14DU?t=31

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 04, 2026 10:14 AM (ccf/V)

157 There's always Mickey.

https://youtu.be/3E-Zrg9CB_Q

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 04, 2026 10:14 AM (Y/06r)

158 Aerosmith is a very overrated band. Some of their early albums were ok, I guess. Just never understood all the praise.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 04, 2026 10:14 AM (QUPkp)

159 136 "I like my girls a little bit older......"


*shudders*
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 04, 2026 10:08 AM (ccf/V)

Valid. Also the whole 'Hey, my girlfriends gone, but you're here and I do not want to miss out on banging you because I AM bored.'

What a love song. But I like the tune.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 04, 2026

You don’t find “I just wanna use your love tonight” romantic? Also, I always interpreted the “I like my girls a little bit older” as the girl being older than the guy. It’s how my naive, sheltered brain works.

Posted by: Piper at September 04, 2026 10:15 AM (ZdaMQ)

160 @ 122 Reach out and touch someone. U.S. Army Extends 155MM Artillery Range Beyond 31 Miles With New Guidance Kit Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 04, 2026 10:06 AM (ndZc7)
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Now Mr Bob Ross can paint something new to go with his 'happy little trees' …

Posted by: Dr_No at September 04, 2026 10:15 AM (ayRl+)

161 You don’t find “I just wanna use your love tonight” romantic? Also, I always interpreted the “I like my girls a little bit older” as the girl being older than the guy. It’s how my naive, sheltered brain works.
Posted by: Piper at September 04, 2026 10:15 AM (ZdaMQ)

Huh. You could well be right on that one.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 04, 2026 10:15 AM (Y/06r)

162 One of the hate crime murder victims, Cameron Davis Capara, was a self-described Antifa who advocated for open borders.
. . . .
Self-described Antifa member Cameron Davis Capara and his boyfriend, Vincent Anthony Siqueiros, were just murdered in Tucson, Arizona, by a Mandinka (Gambia/Senegal) immigrant.
Police are calling it a hate crime and say the killer was hunting homosexual men


Can we get this guy to make a Clancy defense? These guys being gay gave me the crazy sadz so you can't blame me for killing them.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 04, 2026 10:16 AM (sKqQm)

163 Hunting homosexuals?

Who are we to criticize their culture, correct?

Posted by: Common Tater at September 04, 2026 10:16 AM (zom6H)

164 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Looks like Container got left out on the naming for this art.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 04, 2026 10:17 AM (2WIwB)

165 Four and a half minutes of guilty pleasure 80's music.
youtube.com/watch?v=IasCZL072fQ

Posted by: gp at September 04, 2026 10:12 AM (Jr5Lq)



Well played, sir. Well played.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 04, 2026 10:18 AM (ccf/V)

166 Rigging is tricky and angle is key,
Weight and gravity included in fee.

Posted by: Eromero at September 04, 2026 10:18 AM (wFmdf)

167 Self-described Antifa member Cameron Davis Capara and his boyfriend, Vincent Anthony Siqueiros, were just murdered in Tucson, Arizona, by a Mandinka (Gambia/Senegal) immigrant.
Police are calling it a hate crime and say the killer was hunting homosexual men


Wait. Wait. So he's a gay dude with a boyfriend... hunting homosexuals? Actually, that makes perfect sense. Carry on.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 04, 2026 10:18 AM (Y/06r)

168 May I offer my services to the Horde?

Posted by: Rick Astley at September 04, 2026 10:18 AM (eOFY+)

169 I didn't know who my real Dad was until I was 11.

Posted by: Liv Tyler at September 04, 2026 10:18 AM (Fn+3X)

170 So wait, the police claim the guy was hunting gay men, are we sure one of them didn't come on to the guy?

In most third world cultures it is considered acceptable to respond to a gay guy hitting on you with violence.

Hell, it used to be the case in America...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 04, 2026 10:19 AM (sKqQm)

171 Mornin', All. Happy Friday.

Posted by: Bulg at September 04, 2026 10:19 AM (77rzZ)

172 166 Rigging is tricky and angle is key,
Weight and gravity included in fee.
Posted by: Eromero at September 04, 2026 10:18 AM (wFmdf)

Sir Isaac Newton is Boss. He's an unforgiving bastard.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 04, 2026 10:19 AM (Y/06r)

173 167 Self-described Antifa member Cameron Davis Capara and his boyfriend, Vincent Anthony Siqueiros, were just murdered in Tucson, Arizona, by a Mandinka (Gambia/Senegal) immigrant.
Police are calling it a hate crime and say the killer was hunting homosexual men


Wait. Wait. So he's a gay dude with a boyfriend... hunting homosexuals? Actually, that makes perfect sense. Carry on.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 04, 2026 10:18 AM (Y/06r)

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No, the gay dudes were killed by an immigrant who seems to just be crazy Islamist.

There's a picture of the gay dudes at a protest (fat) holding up some kind of defund ICE sign, too.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 04, 2026 10:19 AM (qE8uT)

174 Speaking of which, there are many songs from the 80s I never want to hear again.
Posted by: Love In An Elevator at September 04, 2026 10:06 AM (Fn+3X)


I'm sorry someone hurt you. Hopefully this will make up for it.

https://youtu.be/K1b8AhIsSYQ

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 04, 2026 10:20 AM (ExV1e)

175 Ok, this one I could live without:

https://youtu.be/X2LTL8KgKv8

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 04, 2026 10:20 AM (Y/06r)

176 Pretty sure Rigger is a banned word.

Posted by: John Riggins at September 04, 2026 10:20 AM (Fn+3X)

177 Gravity: Not just a good idea, it's the Law.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 04, 2026 10:20 AM (SgdqL)

178 "So, you have a new movie for me?"
Posted by: Producer Guy from Pitch Meeting at September 04, 2026 10:01 AM


"Yes, sir, I do!"

- Other/Same Guy from Pitch Meeting

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 04, 2026 10:20 AM (9Q+nP)

179 This artist did a portrait of a naked Tibetan monk named Lawrence, titled:

"Larry, the Lewd Lozowick Lama"

[An interwebz search of "Lozowick" revealed a hitherto unknown and interesting connection to our current city of residence:

Louis' son, Lee (1943–2010), was the founder and spiritual teacher of the Hohm Community in Prescott, Arizona, and studied under the auspices of Sri Yogi Ramsuratkumar of Tiruvannamalai, India (1918-2001), Enlightenment heir of the great Indian sage Swami Ramdas (1884-1963).]

Posted by: ShainS at September 04, 2026 10:20 AM (IJ/6M)

180 Sir Isaac Newton is Boss. He's an unforgiving bastard.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 04, 2026 10:19 AM (Y/06r)
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Isaac Newton and Jason Arday were both professors at what University?

Posted by: This. is. Jeopardy! at September 04, 2026 10:21 AM (eOFY+)

181 Still remember playing risk with some friends when Tears for Fears's "Everybody wants to rule the world" came on.

We all started cracking up

Posted by: 18-1 at September 04, 2026 10:21 AM (sKqQm)

182 Do not like the art, too commie for my tastes.

Though the background does look like the background of the opening credits in 1933's King Kong. Very art-decoey.

Posted by: Bulg at September 04, 2026 10:21 AM (77rzZ)

183 No, the gay dudes were killed by an immigrant who seems to just be crazy Islamist.

There's a picture of the gay dudes at a protest (fat) holding up some kind of defund ICE sign, too.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 04, 2026 10:19 AM (qE8uT)

Ahhh. Ok. Also makes sense.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 04, 2026 10:21 AM (Y/06r)

184 180 Sir Isaac Newton is Boss. He's an unforgiving bastard.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 04, 2026 10:19 AM (Y/06r)
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Isaac Newton and Jason Arday were both professors at what University?
Posted by: This. is. Jeopardy! at September 04, 2026 10:21 AM (eOFY+)

Ouch. Fair. Class pictures are a bit far apart.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 04, 2026 10:21 AM (Y/06r)

185 Pretty sure Rigger is a banned word.

Posted by: John Riggins at September 04, 2026 10:20 AM (Fn+3X)

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And don't EVEN think about using the trigger-word "Riggardly" in a sentence, White Supremacist H8Rs!

Posted by: ShainS at September 04, 2026 10:22 AM (IJ/6M)

186 Home again, home again
Jiggity jigger
Back in high school, mom dated a...

Rigger.

Posted by: Wut? at September 04, 2026 10:23 AM (2Ez/1)

187 185 Pretty sure Rigger is a banned word.

Posted by: John Riggins at September 04, 2026 10:20 AM (Fn+3X)

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And don't EVEN think about using the trigger-word "Riggardly" in a sentence, White Supremacist H8Rs!

Posted by: ShainS at September 04, 2026 10:22 AM (IJ/6M)

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Are Queensryche lyrics okay?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 04, 2026 10:23 AM (qE8uT)

188 Best song of the 80s: Take on Me. Nothing else even comes close.

Posted by: Bulg at September 04, 2026 10:23 AM (77rzZ)

189 158 Aerosmith is a very overrated band. Some of their early albums were ok, I guess. Just never understood all the praise.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 04, 2026

Stephen Tyler actually has very strong vocals, that he pushed to the absolute max, hence his recent vocal cord injury. To scream in range like he does and immediately return without being pitchy takes talent. If you hear his vocals in isolation, there is not much that gets engineered, which is amazing with this genre. He does not have the range Axel Rose did (does? He has been hard on his voice, too), but he has pipes under all that flair.

Posted by: Piper at September 04, 2026 10:24 AM (ZdaMQ)

190 Best song of the 80s: Take on Me. Nothing else even comes close.
Posted by: Bulg at September 04, 2026 10:23 AM


*strokes chin*

Ah, ha....

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 04, 2026 10:24 AM (9Q+nP)

191 There is also this:

https://youtu.be/E0ozmU9cJDg

The funny thing is I had this playing in the background when I put on IUTHADN's Starship link. Interesting mashup.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 04, 2026 10:24 AM (Y/06r)

192

Dangling Participle - a limerick

A derrick operator named Beck
Committed suicide, oh no, what the heck?
The coroner made mention
of cervical suspension
Cause of death? "He craned his own neck!"

Posted by: muldoon at September 04, 2026 10:24 AM (qgHp7)

193 Well now I've opened my Party Mix music folder, and I'm bouncing violently off the walls. See ya later, heavily bruised.

Posted by: gp at September 04, 2026 10:24 AM (Jr5Lq)

194 Dallas has got a shit load of Art Deco buildings. And since the city owns them they are never going away.

Posted by: Case at September 04, 2026 10:24 AM (noln+)

195 188 Best song of the 80s: Take on Me. Nothing else even comes close.
Posted by: Bulg at September 04, 2026 10:23 AM (77rzZ)

Still played during the 7th-inning stretch at Nats Park last time I was there. (In honor of Mikey Morse, who's walk-up tune it used to be.)

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 04, 2026 10:25 AM (SgdqL)

196 No, the gay dudes were killed by an immigrant who seems to just be crazy Islamist."

*cues up the explaing scene in The Lion King

Posted by: man at September 04, 2026 10:25 AM (FO9HB)

197 196 No, the gay dudes were killed by an immigrant who seems to just be crazy Islamist."

*cues up the explaing scene in The Lion King

Posted by: man at September 04, 2026 10:25 AM (FO9HB)

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"No, Simba, you asked for your father to die quickly. You sang a whole song about it. This is your fault."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 04, 2026 10:26 AM (qE8uT)

198 Aerosmith is a very overrated band. Some of their early albums were ok, I guess. Just never understood all the praise.

The music video where they have Liv Tyler lez out with some other pop tarlet became really eye opening when I learned Liv was the lead singer's daughter.

Yeah yeah nepotism but you couldn't get your own daughter a better role?!?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 04, 2026 10:26 AM (sKqQm)

199 Isaac Newton and Jason Arday were both professors at what University?
Posted by: This. is. Jeopardy! at September 04, 2026 10:21 AM (eOFY+)

Ouch. Fair. Class pictures are a bit far apart.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 04, 2026 10:21 AM (Y/06r)

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"What the hell am I, chopped Charlie Kirk liver?"

/George Abaraonye

Posted by: ShainS at September 04, 2026 10:27 AM (IJ/6M)

200 Tyler was sort of the Temu Mick Jagger, as some people might put it.

They were pretty decent American band with a few really popular tunes. I always thought it would be cool to throw in those “ka ka ka ka ka ka ka!” vocals whenever the spirit moved me.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 04, 2026 10:27 AM (zom6H)

201 It's funny how you do not remember almost the entirety of 'We built this City' except for the one line.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 04, 2026 10:27 AM (Y/06r)

202 Only the demonic Left could come up with reparations for 9/11/01 going TO Muslims.

Posted by: ... at September 04, 2026 10:28 AM (3WsqO)

203 Ok, this one I could live without:

https://youtu.be/X2LTL8KgKv8
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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Fun fact: Eric Clapton did the guitar work on another song on that album.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 04, 2026 10:28 AM (XvL8K)

204 FWP

I cut my hair really short. By short I mean I used electric clippers and took it down to stubble. But it's summer and the AC is on, and now my scalp is cold so I have to wear a beanie.

All is lost...

Posted by: Don Black at September 04, 2026 10:28 AM (ZxPkt)

205 201 It's funny how you do not remember almost the entirety of 'We built this City' except for the one line.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 04, 2026 10:27 AM (Y/06r)

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"I built this city....
I built this city...
I built this city on the lamentations of their women..."
-Conan cover version

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 04, 2026 10:29 AM (qE8uT)

206 "No, Simba, you asked for your father to die quickly. You sang a whole song about it. This is your fault."

Life's not fair...

Posted by: man at September 04, 2026 10:30 AM (FO9HB)

207
Back when commercials were still occasionally funny and entertaining instead of leftard garbage:

Take on Me:

https://short.do/hIqqpD

Posted by: ... at September 04, 2026 10:32 AM (3WsqO)

208 nature
@Nature
Editorial: The death of Jason Arday must prompt deep reflection

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About our slave like worshipping of the truth?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 04, 2026 10:33 AM (ndZc7)

209 I cut my hair really short. By short I mean I used electric clippers and took it down to stubble. But it's summer and the AC is on, and now my scalp is cold so I have to wear a beanie.


Where does one even buy a beanie these days? Or do you just use a yarmulke?

Posted by: Bulg at September 04, 2026 10:33 AM (77rzZ)

210
It's funny how you do not remember almost the entirety of 'We built this City' except for the one line.
Posted by: Aetius451AD


I'm pretty certain that one of the lines was "Momma was a cheesehead"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 04, 2026 10:33 AM (dVly/)

211 * sigh *

Posted by: zombie Bob Ross at September 04, 2026 10:34 AM (0sNs1)

212 On the boat into the city.

Only have a half day today. Anyone care to join me on the waterfront for lunch? I want some fish and chips.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 04, 2026 10:34 AM (nTENC)

213 Editorial: The death of Jason Arday must prompt deep reflection"

"Dang, that water is cold.

Deep, too"

Posted by: man at September 04, 2026 10:34 AM (FO9HB)

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