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Leftwing Podcaster Suggests That Joe Biden Had Been Rufied for the Presidential Debate; Jill Biden Agrees It's Possible, Saying "Who Knows?"

I wonder if Noted Reporter of Things We All Knew Ten Years Ago Jake Tapper will fact-check Jill Biden and call her a liar, which is what he does for every Republican who shades the truth (or tells the truth that the leftwing cult denies).

Actually I don't wonder that. I was just bein' silly.

Former first lady Jill Biden doubled down on the possibility of her husband, former President Joe Biden, being drugged ahead of the 2024 debate and was asked during a podcast Thursday whether doctors ruled out a stroke that night.

Podcast host Jamie Kern Lima asked Biden if a stroke was ruled out by doctors the night of the debate.

"Well, they did. They said, I mean, I didn't say to them, when I was writing my book, I was reflecting, but I didn't say, 'God, did Joe have a stroke?' I just said, 'Is he OK? Is he OK?'" Biden responded.

Lima asked the former first lady what her gut told her happened, and Biden said she didn't know.

"I mean, there's all kinds of theories -- you know, he had been traveling," she said. "I know he was tired, he didn't feel well that day, when I saw him, but there was nothing definitive that I could point to.

"And I had been on the road for two weeks up until that moment. So, I wasn't with him. I didn't see him days before, weeks before. I saw him maybe one hour before."

Lima asked, "There's no way anyone could have, God forbid, laced his drink or something?"

"Who knows? Who knows?" Biden responded.

The former president's office did not immediately respond to Fox News Digital's request for comment.

One of the most decisive moments of the 2024 election was Biden's debate with Donald Trump.

Biden stammered, had long periods of silence and intense, confused facial expressions, to the point some of his most vocal supporters broke ranks and demanded he relinquish the nomination.

Jill Biden released a memoir, "View from the East Wing," which touched on the debate moment. Biden wrote that she thought Joe might have had a stroke.

"I wasn't horrified. I was frightened," Jill Biden recalled in a May interview.

"I had never ever seen Joe like that before or since," the first lady said. "I don't know what happened. As I watched it, I said, 'Oh my God, he's having a stroke.' It scared me to death."

She told Lima she and the president had doctors around them at all times, and she was told Joe was OK that night before they went on to do more events.

"It was like such an aberration," she added.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:10 PM




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1 It was like such an aberration," she added."

Or abortion?

Posted by: man at August 21, 2026 12:12 PM (XuXeR)

2 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 21, 2026 12:12 PM (ccf/V)

3 Happy Friday!

And Jill is still a nasty piece of work.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at August 21, 2026 12:13 PM (4HoLg)

4 There's no excuse'ing this out. He was mentally fubar. Period.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 21, 2026 12:13 PM (ccf/V)

5 Here.

Posted by: RI Red at August 21, 2026 12:13 PM (gMy47)

6 Is she implying that some enemy forces laced his drink, otherwise he would have been as sharp as a 3 dollar bill ??

Posted by: runner at August 21, 2026 12:14 PM (g47mK)

7 Yes, no one has ever seen Joe confused and rambling like that, EVER, before or after. ha

Posted by: illiniwek at August 21, 2026 12:14 PM (vbXSk)

8 Afternoon, Ace. Crows still being standoffish?

Posted by: Bulg at August 21, 2026 12:14 PM (77rzZ)

9 She's right... Joe was drugged his entire reign... But it was to keep him awake and wired... Didn't work that night... Probably over dosed him hoping for better results... Didn't work..

Posted by: It's me donna at August 21, 2026 12:14 PM (+gK6I)

10 Jill Biden still trying to pretend Joe was perfectly coherent and up to par medically regarding his cognitive functions for his entire term, but some nefarious person drugged him for the debate.?
Such lying!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 21, 2026 12:14 PM (JrHfD)

11 I toTaLlY bElIeVe ThE pOlLs ShOwInG dEmOcRaTs WiNnInG sEnAtE sEaTs In NoRtH cArOlInA, mAiNe, TeXaS, aLaSkA, aNd ArKaNsAs!

Posted by: South Berwick Follies at August 21, 2026 12:15 PM (qUkBO)

12 Jill Biden is so low rent that even Mediterranean and Baltic Avenues are too rich for her blood.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at August 21, 2026 12:15 PM (I7jBo)

13 Didn't Shelley Winters dose the president with LSD in Wild in the Streets?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 21, 2026 12:15 PM (RIvkX)

14 I wonder if they are going to SWAT some poor schlub who was catering the event and accuse him of attempting to poison the former "President."

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 21, 2026 12:15 PM (FZ29D)

15 Jake Tapper has been rufied.

IYKWIMAITYD

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at August 21, 2026 12:15 PM (ItWcy)

16 Pretty sure Joe was doped for every debate going back to 2020. I remember in his first one with Trump you almost could not see the whites of his eyes.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 21, 2026 12:16 PM (vTZFs)

17 Then why did he drop out?

If it was a one-off, someone doped his Ensure with dum-dum drops, then he should have been back in top form in short order.

But, she knows and the host knows and the whole media knows--and there will be no follow-up questions allowed.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 21, 2026 12:16 PM (3cUTc)

18 Posted by: South Berwick Follies at August 21, 2026 12:15 PM (qUkBO)
====
Also, you're a rock-ribbed Republican.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 21, 2026 12:16 PM (RIvkX)

19 "Amateur"

-- Bill Cosby

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 21, 2026 12:16 PM (iFTx/)

20 Where was that old black comedian?

Posted by: Eromero at August 21, 2026 12:16 PM (gd7Qy)

21 F*ck....they had him on so many cocktails just to keep him upright.

Sure, he was drugged. He was drugged his ENTIRE PRESIDENCY. WATCH HIS CAMPAIGN!

That dude was a vegetable for YEARS......

Yeah, he sucked at the debate because someone slipped him a mickey.

F*ck right off with that bullshit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 21, 2026 12:17 PM (ccf/V)

22 More likely that he had been "dexied" (given meth) to elevate him from comatose to merely confused.

Posted by: zombie at August 21, 2026 12:17 PM (Av6i5)

23 "I had never ever seen Joe like that before or since," the first lady said. "I don't know what happened. As I watched it, I said, 'Oh my God, he's having a stroke.' It scared me to death."
=====

"So I poured another whiskey and sat down to watch the show." she continued.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 21, 2026 12:17 PM (RIvkX)

24 Most guarded person ever on face of Earth got roofied and cornholed.

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 21, 2026 12:17 PM (/+uur)

25 "I am alone with a roofied Joe Biden"

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 21, 2026 12:17 PM (iFTx/)

26

Melania had an event in the Rose Garden yesterday.

The media are liars, as we all know.

Posted by: four seasons at August 21, 2026 12:17 PM (/QHx4)

27 60 bucks
same as downtown

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 21, 2026 12:18 PM (/+uur)

28 Great Britain...again:

Charlie Land, 24, and Jonathan Glover, 48, received 32 months and 30 months respectively at Chelmsford Crown Court for violent disorder during the July 2025 clashes at The Bell Hotel in Epping. The Ethiopian national at the centre of it all, Hadush Kebatu, got just 12 months.

https://tinyurl.com/yktrjjfp

Posted by: one hour sober at August 21, 2026 12:18 PM (J4Dwc)

29
Melania had an event in the Rose Garden yesterday.

The media are liars, as we all know.
Posted by: four seasons at August 21, 2026 12:17 PM (/QHx4)


You don't want to know what "they" are saying about her absence for a month

Posted by: It's me donna at August 21, 2026 12:18 PM (+gK6I)

30 These people are buffoons.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 21, 2026 12:18 PM (2WIwB)

31 Gad, is that heinous woman STILL trying to pretend anyone GAS about what she "thinks"? Just fade into the sunset, you miserable old crone.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 21, 2026 12:19 PM (Riz8t)

32 The world may never know, Jill.

Posted by: bluebell at August 21, 2026 12:19 PM (afFes)

33
You don't want to know what "they" are saying about her absence for a month
Posted by: It's me donna at August 21, 2026 12:18 PM (+gK6I)



The media is now Reddit, eh?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 21, 2026 12:20 PM (ccf/V)

34 Thus the Biden 2028 campaign begins

Posted by: Kratwurst at August 21, 2026 12:20 PM (9gKa/)

35 Jill Biden still trying to pretend Joe was perfectly coherent and up to par medically regarding his cognitive functions for his entire term, but some nefarious person drugged him for the debate.?

She probably figures if Trump can make a comeback, sleepy Joe can.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 21, 2026 12:20 PM (Riz8t)

36 The media is now Reddit, eh?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 21, 2026 12:20 PM (ccf/V)

Worse, if possible

Posted by: It's me donna at August 21, 2026 12:20 PM (+gK6I)

37 She told Lima she and the president had doctors around them at all times

Lol. Yes, you have multiple doctors around at all times when you're fit and stable.

Posted by: far cry at August 21, 2026 12:20 PM (fmbc9)

38 LOL well he certainly was on drugs.

Posted by: steevy at August 21, 2026 12:21 PM (YwEeS)

39 Fucker's being a bit stingy with the honey roasted peanuts.

Posted by: The Crows at August 21, 2026 12:21 PM (2UnvF)

40 Jill Biden still trying to pretend Joe was perfectly coherent and up to par medically

Exactly. Pretend Joe.

Posted by: t-bird at August 21, 2026 12:21 PM (UMWMT)

41 We're gonna need Cavernous Nostrils' investigative journalism to get to the bottom of this!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 21, 2026 12:21 PM (FZ29D)

42 She probably figures if Trump can make a comeback, sleepy Joe can.

Their stable of candidates will include Pete B., Kamala, AOC, and sleepy Joe. We might as well just give up now.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 21, 2026 12:21 PM (Riz8t)

43 We're gonna need Cavernous Nostrils' investigative journalism to get to the bottom of this!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 21, 2026 12:21 PM (FZ29D)



She's still do busy trying to have sex with Ericka Kirk.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 21, 2026 12:22 PM (ccf/V)

44 She told Lima she and the president had doctors around them at all times

Heck, he even married a doctor!

Posted by: t-bird at August 21, 2026 12:23 PM (UMWMT)

45 Their stable of candidates will include Pete B., Kamala, AOC, and sleepy Joe. We might as well just give up now.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 21, 2026 12:21 PM (Riz8


I'm sure the "Polls" will show everyone of them ahead of the Republican candidate

Posted by: It's me donna at August 21, 2026 12:23 PM (+gK6I)

46 We're gonna need Cavernous Nostrils' investigative journalism to get to the bottom of this!

After months and months of painstaking analysis and research, she has concluded it was...THE JOOOOOS!

Posted by: Archimedes at August 21, 2026 12:23 PM (Riz8t)

47 Jill Biden still trying to pretend Joe was perfectly coherent and up to par medically

Exactly. Pretend Joe.
Posted by: t-bird at August 21, 2026 12:21 PM (UMWMT)
----
Why wasn't Sleepy Joe part of this interview?

Can't he speak for himself about what went down that night?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 21, 2026 12:23 PM (FZ29D)

48 "It was like such an aberration," she added.

https://youtu.be/BwSts2s4ba4

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 21, 2026 12:23 PM (O7YUW)

49 Hey, Jill -

Do you remember when Joe was riding his bike and came to a stop in front of the reporters and then fell down like in a Chevy Chase comedy bit?

Do you remember when the Easter Bunny was sent in to get Joe to stop rambling like a senile lunatic and move to another location?

Do you remember when Joe was with all those world leaders and he wandered off like an alzheimer's patient and the Italian PM, Meloni, had to go get him and lead him back by the hand?

Do you remember Joe addressing dead people in the audience?

Do you remember Joe falling UP the stairs to Air Force One?

Do you remember Joe falling on the stage at the Air Force Academy graduation?

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

Posted by: Pepperidge Farms at August 21, 2026 12:24 PM (qUkBO)

50 I would imagine they pumped him up with Adrenochrome, Aderall and w/e else they could think of to get him through the debate, but the cocktail just didn't work anymore.

Posted by: nooneyouknowyouknow at August 21, 2026 12:24 PM (Iwv3U)

51 Afternoon Ace
The best line of the Biden Trump debate was Trump's response "I don't know what he said there and I don't think he knows either"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 21, 2026 12:24 PM (rp63B)

52 Scott Jennings tweet would've been funnier if he'd tagged Whoopi Goldberg.

Posted by: one hour sober at August 21, 2026 12:24 PM (J4Dwc)

53 OT: Life in the blue zones.

There is a minor scandal about providing public information about government-funded housing construction in Oregon.

I looked up the head of the state housing agency.

She's black.

One of the more bizarre parts of Oregon state government is that Oregon is two percent black, but blacks are overrepresented by a factor of at least ten on state boards and commissions, and in the upper reaches of Oregon state government.

Portland is less than six percent black. All three finalists for the newly created position of city administrator were black.

It is the strangest thing.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 21, 2026 12:24 PM (aD4fx)

54
Jake Tapper has been rufied.

He has shingles?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 21, 2026 12:24 PM (Cqx++)

55 I suspect the man responsible for Biden's poor debate performance is also the man responsible for shitting in Biden's depends

Posted by: 18-1 at August 21, 2026 12:24 PM (sKqQm)

56 Aliens beamed down the night before and replaced Joe's brain with a that of a gerbil. Turns out it was a slight improvement.

Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at August 21, 2026 12:24 PM (V362x)

57 19 "Amateur"

-- Bill Cosby

20 Where was that old black comedian?
****

Love this place ❣

Posted by: clarence at August 21, 2026 12:24 PM (pHgC8)

58 Jake Tapper has been rufied.

By Don LeMon.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 21, 2026 12:25 PM (2ocoG)

59 It's a podcast with a lady I've never heard of before.

Podcasters ask deliberately stupid, conspiratorial, and provocative questions for ratings and attention.

I'm surprised Lima didn't ask "Doctor" Biden if there was any chance Biden was replaced by a bodysnatcher at the debate.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 21, 2026 12:25 PM (iFTx/)

60 This is such a weird take on things. Being drugged? Come on man!

*biden was off his rocker 23.9 hours a day. The other .1 was spent shitting himself or mumbling (or both.)

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 21, 2026 12:25 PM (2Cry5)

61 Can't he speak for himself about what went down that night?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

It's clear he wasn't there and can't comment. Well, not *all* there at least.

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 21, 2026 12:25 PM (ftFVW)

62
Do you remember Joe addressing dead people in the audience?

Do you remember Joe falling UP the stairs to Air Force One?

Do you remember Joe falling on the stage at the Air Force Academy graduation?

Pepperidge Farm remembers.
Posted by: Pepperidge Farms at August 21, 2026 12:24 PM (qUkBO)


Maybe someone should send a compilation film of Joes greatest hits to Jill

Posted by: It's me donna at August 21, 2026 12:25 PM (+gK6I)

63 I love that all these media people have to engage in feigned ignorance.. forever and ever. It's like Rod Sterling wrote the script.

Posted by: 13times at August 21, 2026 12:25 PM (6iKlf)

64

Wilbur J. Cobb: The film! The film, of course, the film! Have I ever told you how we made that film? We spent hundreds of millions of hours and dollars on that film, and, and it was a lot of cra, a bunch of cra, a, a whole bunch of cra, a lot of...
Stimpson J. Cat: Uh, "crap"?
Wilbur J. Cobb: No! Walter Lantz! No account son of a busdriver. Hahaha. Now get this...
[as Cobb stands up, his arms fall off]
Wilbur J. Cobb: If you want to be a genius, it's easy: All you gotta say is, "Everything stinks." Then, you're never wrong. That's how much of a genius I am! That's how I got to where I am today!
[Cobb briefly flashes a G-string]
Wilbur J. Cobb: Then, we got smart. We are not, will not, be the janitor of these starry-eyed amateurs.
[hacks so hard, his dentures fly out of his mouth and into Ren's mouth]

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at August 21, 2026 12:26 PM (och2J)

65 One of the more bizarre parts of Oregon state government is that Oregon is two percent black, but blacks are overrepresented by a factor of at least ten on state boards and commissions, and in the upper reaches of Oregon state government

It is at least leftists favoring leftists, but it could also be racist black leftists favoring racist black leftists

Posted by: 18-1 at August 21, 2026 12:26 PM (sKqQm)

66 maybe biden's mind was temporarily taken over by venusians

Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 21, 2026 12:26 PM (CWTWj)

67 Did Jill Biden give me a handjob for a nickel behind the corndog stand at the Emmet County Fair?

Who knows?

Was it the best nickel she ever spent?

Who knows?

Posted by: sifty boones at August 21, 2026 12:26 PM (6V14C)

68 Someone should play her the clip where he says "Trumpurnniiinnnnializm."

Or the clip where he talks about having hairy legs and how kids loved playing with them

Or the clip where he chooses truth over facts.

Or the clip where he says "salute the Marines" as he walks through the door on inauguration day.

Or when he approaches the media and declares "MY BUTT'S BEEN WIPED!!!"


F*ck you, Jill. You committed crimes against the elderly.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 21, 2026 12:26 PM (ccf/V)

69 And we're just supposed to accept that someone was able to adulterate the food and drink of the sitting President?
Just going to let that slide?

If is was lidocaine poison, and he died, would it just be, "There's no way anyone could have, God forbid, laced his drink or something?"

"Who knows? Who knows?" Biden responded

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 21, 2026 12:27 PM (3cUTc)

70 Dr. Vinnie Boombatz >>> Dr. Jill

Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 21, 2026 12:27 PM (wtvvX)

71 She's actually pissed that the drug cocktail the docs assured her and Hunter would work, did not in fact work. Knowing his condition full well, there is no way in hell those two would have let the debate go forward unless they were confident the juice was going to work for a few hours.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 21, 2026 12:27 PM (XvL8K)

72 One pill makes you mumble
One pill makes you LOL
But then pill Joe Biden's taken
Didn't do anything at all.

Just ask Biden
wandering dwn the hall.

Posted by: zombie at August 21, 2026 12:27 PM (Av6i5)

73 The gal in yellow has a very flat face. Not saying it's good or bad. Just noting its extreme, uncanny level of flatness. You could finely hone carpentry bench chisels on a face like that.

Posted by: banana Dream at August 21, 2026 12:28 PM (3uBP9)

74 She was HORRIFIED! She thought maybe he'd HAD A STROKE!!!! HE MUST'VE BEEN DRUGGED!!!!!!!!


So her response was to usher him off the stage and tell him "YOU DID GOOD! You answered ALL the questions! You know ALL THE FACTS!!!"


DIAF, Jill. You're drunk.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 21, 2026 12:28 PM (ccf/V)

75 Is he different on roofies? I mean, who would know?

Posted by: JM in Illinois at August 21, 2026 12:28 PM (llBIB)

76 Maybe someone should send a compilation film of Joes greatest hits to Jill

Jill knows better than anyone else how nonfunctional Joe is - she has to pretend that he was generally competent, because the alternative is that she was pushing a senile, addle-brained man into a second Presidential term, so she could retain power.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 21, 2026 12:29 PM (aD4fx)

77 We're gonna need Cavernous Nostrils' investigative journalism to get to the bottom of this!
---
Kandice Owens already proved, with geometric certainty, that it was the Jews.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 21, 2026 12:29 PM (3cUTc)

78 >>The gal in yellow has a very flat face.

No yellow

Posted by: Hunter B. at August 21, 2026 12:29 PM (J4Dwc)

79 We beat Medicare!

Posted by: Joe From Scranton at August 21, 2026 12:29 PM (JM9I6)

80 Joe was drugged, so Jill took him to Waffle House. Probably a lot of amateur pharmacists at Waffle House.

Posted by: huerfano at August 21, 2026 12:29 PM (2Xqig)

81 The best part was afterwards when she dragged him out in front of an audience of clapping seals and praised his performance as if he was a toddler in potty training.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 21, 2026 12:29 PM (2Ez/1)

82 Klandice Owens aka Candy Ovens

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 21, 2026 12:30 PM (3cUTc)

83 As I mentioned in JJ's post, Biden was drugged, but by Jill and company to try and keep him awake and alert for the debate. Just imagine how awful the debate would have been for Sniffy Joe if she hadn't drugged him up.
That's Dems for you...always projecting what they do to others.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 21, 2026 12:30 PM (l3cgK)

84 Candy Ovens.

She'll make sure the trains run on time.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 21, 2026 12:30 PM (ccf/V)

85 Joe was drugged, so Jill took him to Waffle House. Probably a lot of amateur pharmacists at Waffle House.
Posted by: huerfano

There are out back, anyway.

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 21, 2026 12:31 PM (ftFVW)

86

Starting in 2019, Joe Biden was drugged every time he appeared in public. The night of the 2024 debate, the drugs were not enough.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 21, 2026 12:31 PM (mS8PE)

87 The only way this interview could have been any more disgusting would be if they discussed the last time her and Joe got intimate.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 21, 2026 12:31 PM (3cUTc)

88 82 Klandice Owens aka Candy Ovens

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 21, 2026 12:30 PM (3cUTc)

Klandice Ovens. Has an...accurate ring to it...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 21, 2026 12:31 PM (l3cgK)

89 Her face was like a relief map of Kansas.

Posted by: banana Dream - bad novel opening lines at August 21, 2026 12:31 PM (3uBP9)

90 I would imagine they pumped him up with Adrenochrome, Aderall and w/e else they could think of to get him through the debate, but the cocktail just didn't work anymore.
Posted by: nooneyouknowyouknow at August 21, 2026 12:24 PM (Iwv3U)

Nitromethane. Works in Top Fuel dragsters, should work on a Top Fool, eh?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 21, 2026 12:31 PM (1z8ji)

91 Jill knows better than anyone else how nonfunctional Joe is - she has to pretend that he was generally competent, because the alternative is that she was pushing a senile, addle-brained man into a second Presidential term, so she could retain power.
Posted by: The ARC of History!

Did you see her wearing red at her polling place on Election Day? I'm betting that was a sign that she was voting for Trump to spite Kamala.

Posted by: Bulg at August 21, 2026 12:32 PM (77rzZ)

92
Starting in 2019, Joe Biden was drugged every time he appeared in public. The night of the 2024 debate, the drugs were not enough.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 21, 2026 12:31 PM (mS8PE)




There's a reason they fought to have the debate earlier in the day.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 21, 2026 12:32 PM (ccf/V)

93 The New York Times, quoting the mother of a sailor aboard the Abraham Lincoln: "They didn't sign up to be on a ship in the middle of the ocean".

Next Jill will say Biden didn't sign up to appear in public as the President.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 21, 2026 12:32 PM (Aqf1y)

94 “had doctors around them at all times”

Oopsie, so focused on lying she gave away some truth.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 21, 2026 12:32 PM (71lKy)

95 Trump is.coming to town today to campaign for Miss Lindsay's sister and probably rub Canada's nose in their own shit.

I wonder if Melania is accompanying him. She invisible these days unlike the loathsome hag first ladies that preceded her.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 21, 2026 12:33 PM (bX16E)

96 The only way this interview could have been any more disgusting would be if they discussed the last time her and Joe got intimate.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice

I'm assuming that also required drugs...

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 21, 2026 12:33 PM (ftFVW)

97 >Jill Biden Agrees It's Possible
---

It's not
c'mon lady- your husband's brain was and is a sack of parrots and squirrels

Posted by: Don Black at August 21, 2026 12:33 PM (ZxPkt)

98 Wouldn't put it past some Trump supporter sneaking something into President Biden. Only way a wretched ignoramus like Trump would have a chance.

Posted by: Sid at August 21, 2026 12:33 PM (Up4gj)

99 Lima asked, "There's no way anyone could have, God forbid, laced his drink or something?"

"Who knows? Who knows?" Biden responded.



The media, doing it's lapdoggonest..........making excuses for the Democrat failure.


ENEMY. OF. THE. PEOPLE.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 21, 2026 12:33 PM (ccf/V)

100 "Trumpaloozerapine!"

Posted by: Sharpest he's ever been at August 21, 2026 12:33 PM (mqcLc)

101 96 The only way this interview could have been any more disgusting would be if they discussed the last time her and Joe got intimate.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice

I'm assuming that also required drugs...

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 21, 2026 12:33 PM (ftFVW)

For BOTH of them.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 21, 2026 12:33 PM (l3cgK)

102
We beat Medicare!
Posted by: Joe From Scranton


For all

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 21, 2026 12:33 PM (Cqx++)

103 Her face was like a relief map of Kansas.
Posted by: banana Dream - bad novel opening lines at August 21, 2026 12:31 PM (3uBP9)


She had the kind of face you could run a land speed record on.

Posted by: far cry at August 21, 2026 12:33 PM (fmbc9)

104 So they didn’t interview Joe himself? I wonder why.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 21, 2026 12:33 PM (71lKy)

105 Trump is.coming to town today to campaign for Miss Lindsay's sister

That is a mistake. She has already severely wounded her own foot by admitting she knows nothing about foreign affairs.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 21, 2026 12:34 PM (Riz8t)

106 The debate Biden fucked up. That was typical Biden of the day, so what? He was fucked up during his whole tenure, it was just another Biden day.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 21, 2026 12:34 PM (3oLMy)

107 100 "Trumpaloozerapine!"

Posted by: Sharpest he's ever been at August 21, 2026 12:33 PM (mqcLc)

Do not take Trumpaloozerapine if you are allergic to Trumpaloozerapine...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 21, 2026 12:34 PM (l3cgK)

108 Posted by: Sid at August 21, 2026 12:33 PM (Up4gj)


You DICK!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at August 21, 2026 12:34 PM (ccf/V)

109 As a Doctor Of Education, she should be able to recognize a SPED when she sees one

or marries one

Posted by: Don Black at August 21, 2026 12:34 PM (ZxPkt)

110 But hey, they were able to prove his debate performance was a one-off by putting him out there every day for press-avails, live tv interviews, and impromptu walkabouts with the public.

Shit, they even scheduled two more debates with Trump to prove the point.

Wait... they didn't? Then I don't understand...

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 21, 2026 12:34 PM (PGK1w)

111 I watched the video. There's a clear break and abrupt editing between the question about the roofie, a jump cut to Jill saying "who knows," and then a jump cut back to Lima repeating "who knows."

Some material in that exchange was deliberately edited out. No doubt about it.

So ... what was deleted and why?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 21, 2026 12:34 PM (iFTx/)

112 I wonder if Melania is accompanying him. She invisible these days unlike the loathsome hag first ladies that preceded her.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov

But didn't you hear? He's ditching her for Natalie Harp! REEEEEEE!!!

Posted by: Bulg at August 21, 2026 12:35 PM (77rzZ)

113 Dr Jill probably cooked up the cocktail. Got the wrong arrangement and Joey's brain went boink

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 21, 2026 12:35 PM (rp63B)

114 Or the clip where he talks about having hairy legs and how kids loved playing with them

Or the clip where he chooses truth over facts.

Or the clip where he says "salute the Marines" as he walks through the door on inauguration day.

Or when he approaches the media and declares "MY BUTT'S BEEN WIPED!!!"


Posted by: Sponge at August 21, 2026 12:26 PM


It's a three letter word:
J-O-B-S!

Posted by: The Easter Bunny at August 21, 2026 12:35 PM (2Ez/1)

115 I wonder how much podcast host Jamie Kern Lima had to pay to get the "interview?"

Posted by: Diogenes at August 21, 2026 12:35 PM (2WIwB)

116 It is the strangest thing.

Posted by: The ARC of History!


The demand for DIE representation exceeds the supply of the US native blacks it was designed to benefit.

Even if you employed every American black - including the imprisoned felons, the children who are too young to walk, and every pale-skinned grifter who identifies as black - there aren't enough of them to meet the demand for minority representation in all the fields where that find of representation is statutorily required.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 21, 2026 12:35 PM (vJrRc)

117 Good afternoon Ace and everyone

For sure he was drugged

Posted by: Skip at August 21, 2026 12:35 PM (H0MJK)

118 Wouldn't put it past some Trump supporter sneaking something into President Biden.


Sure. The most protected man on the planet, supposedly surrounded by doctors 24/7, left opportunity for some rando to slip something in his food or drink.


Sid. Stop. Seriously. The gloryhole cleanup gig has you losing it, bigly.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 21, 2026 12:35 PM (ccf/V)

119 Bull$h!t. What happened was he did not get his usual "Public Appearance Cocktail" of cocaine, adderal, and other uppers, or he had so abused the cocktail so much previously that it did not work this time. Compare and contrast how he looked during SOU earlier in 2024 - he was angry, shouting, you know Bully-Biden mode.

I suppose it is possible that powers that be wanted Slo Jo gone and gave him saline instead knowing what would (not) happen.

We will truly know Biden Era is completely over if the drug use is ever admitted.

Posted by: Martin Tell at August 21, 2026 12:36 PM (sFNX2)

120 Biden was drugged up his entire term. Remember why his eye started bleeding?

This time the drugs didn’t work.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 21, 2026 12:36 PM (71lKy)

121 Gee, Sid. It's like you aren't even trying these days.

Posted by: huerfano at August 21, 2026 12:36 PM (2Xqig)

122 Apparently Joe is suffering with metastasizing prostate cancer. Why are Jill and the MSM determined to make us wish for his pain to increase?

Posted by: Oglebay at August 21, 2026 12:36 PM (2ap+5)

123 Neilia and Naomi Biden have been unavailable to comment since December 18, 1972.

Posted by: Joe Did This, Too! at August 21, 2026 12:37 PM (JM9I6)

124 If feel.sorry for.Pepperidge.Farms reliving the America's Long National Nightmare.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 21, 2026 12:37 PM (bX16E)

125 The entire Biden presidency was a fraud. They turned it into a farce. If it hadn't put the Republic in such jeopardy, I'd laugh at these people. As it is, Fu*k 'em!

Posted by: Diogenes at August 21, 2026 12:37 PM (2WIwB)

126 Apparently Joe is suffering with metastasizing prostate cancer.

Hunter Biden is claiming that Joe is suffering with metastasizing prostate cancer, in an effort to elicit sympathy.

I'm not going to believe anything without a formal medical report.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 21, 2026 12:38 PM (aD4fx)

127 Wisconsin man nabs shopper in restroom, demands cops send hypnotists to negotiate; police shoot hostage’s thumb off.


NTB:
t.co/NOYWrM1DZ7

Posted by: banana Dream - must be something in the water at August 21, 2026 12:38 PM (3uBP9)

128 Biden was drugged during the debate?

What about all the other times when Slow Joe was completely lost and incoherent? Was he drugged those times, too?

Posted by: Ralph at August 21, 2026 12:38 PM (1JebR)

129 The irony of course is that the only way Biden could NOT sound like he had been roofied was if he was given a bolus of adderall and choline.

Posted by: Paladin at August 21, 2026 12:38 PM (VlAfq)

130 And we're just going to pretend she never said--on the debate stage that very night!--"you did so good! you answered all the questions!"

But again, they're not doing this to answer questions:

They're doing this to set a narrative.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 21, 2026 12:38 PM (3cUTc)

131 Do not take Jill Biden if you are allergic to Jill Biden.

Side effects include erectile disfunction and necrotizing fasciitis.

Posted by: sifty boones at August 21, 2026 12:39 PM (6V14C)

132 If feel.sorry for.Pepperidge.Farms reliving the America's Long National Nightmare.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov

The despair is what makes the cookies taste so good.

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 21, 2026 12:39 PM (ftFVW)

133 130 And we're just going to pretend she never said--on the debate stage that very night!--"you did so good! you answered all the questions!"


And took him to the Waffle House

Posted by: It's me donna at August 21, 2026 12:39 PM (+gK6I)

134 Joe may be suffering now, but it's going to get much worse soon.

Posted by: Oglebay at August 21, 2026 12:39 PM (2ap+5)

135 Joe Biden was POTUS at the time. If he didn't have a doctor travelling with him at the time, they could have had one flown to Atlanta in hours. If Jill and others truly thought Joe had been drugged at the time, and his behavior was aberrant, why didn't they have him checked?

Has anyone pushed back on Jill's conspiracy theory and asked her this blindingly obvious question? I doubt it.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 21, 2026 12:40 PM (mkw2N)

136 I'm not going to believe anything without a formal medical report.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 21, 2026 12:38 PM (aD4fx)

And I’m not going to give any of these awful people any sympathy.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 21, 2026 12:40 PM (71lKy)

137 ..under President Biden, beef prices soared at their fastest rate and the American beef herd fell to its smallest size in modern history.

As we work to rebuild this herd and help our ranchers, for the next 90 days, the United States will allow up to 300,000 metric tons of product for ground beef to be imported with no out of quota tariff.
---

Argentina beef, please

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 21, 2026 12:40 PM (3oLMy)

138 111 I watched the video. There's a clear break and abrupt editing between the question about the roofie, a jump cut to Jill saying "who knows," and then a jump cut back to Lima repeating "who knows."

Some material in that exchange was deliberately edited out. No doubt about it.

So ... what was deleted and why?
__________

Before the jump cut, the interviewer asked Jill "So where is Joe now, btw?"

It makes sense in that context.

Posted by: fly gal at August 21, 2026 12:40 PM (mqcLc)

139 They're doing this to set a narrative.

What narrative? Who benefits?

Posted by: Archimedes at August 21, 2026 12:40 PM (Riz8t)

140 "25 "I am alone with a roofied Joe Biden"
--------------
AI says! "Back away slowly and present a calm demeanor. Do not make any sudden moves. Remove all sharp objects. You many need to phone 911 and request emergency response."

Posted by: Martin Tell at August 21, 2026 12:40 PM (sFNX2)

141 Yeah, you have to think POTUS' drinks are about as well-guarded as the average SEC sorority chick's drink at the bar on a Saturday night.

Posted by: Octochicken at August 21, 2026 12:40 PM (oCS0o)

142 Unsolicited Advice to Dr. Biden: It is not required to verbalize every thought which comes into your head.

Posted by: RS at August 21, 2026 12:40 PM (GYx3d)

143 Joe may be suffering now, but it's going to get much worse soon.

Posted by: Oglebay at August 21, 2026 12:39 PM (2ap+5)



Lord, please forgive me......



GGGOOOOOOODDDDDDD!!!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 21, 2026 12:41 PM (ccf/V)

144 Even if you employed every American black - including the imprisoned felons, the children who are too young to walk, and every pale-skinned grifter who identifies as black - there aren't enough of them to meet the demand for minority representation in all the fields where that find of representation is statutorily required.

I remember years ago, Duke University tried to put DEI hiring quotas on the math department that would have required that Duke hire every graduating black math PhD in the US, and then some.

In any case, Oregon is the Promised Land if you are black professional with a plausible resume.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 21, 2026 12:41 PM (aD4fx)

145 My guess is a combination or a few things:

1) He was in one of his episodes.

2) His drug cocktail got off kilter and this made the episode worse.

The thing is, this was always about providing cover for the steal. If they thought they could get away with it, they would have tried to fraud a rutabaga into office.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 21, 2026 12:41 PM (Y/06r)

146 139.

The commie go-to of IT WASN'T OUR FAULT!

Real Joe Biden, like real communism, has never been tried.

Posted by: sifty boones at August 21, 2026 12:42 PM (6V14C)

147 They're doing this to set a narrative.

What narrative? Who benefits?

Posted by: Archimedes at August 21, 2026 12:40 PM (Riz8t)

Absolutely anyone connected to the Biden Administration who would be otherwise cast out for helping to coverup his senility.

The Bidens are obviously done, but those high-level staffers desperately want to be able to move on to the next thing. They can't be tarred with the 'we helped cover it up' brush. They have to be able to say that he was fine so their careers can continue.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 21, 2026 12:42 PM (PGK1w)

148 The Biden crime family must be strapped for cash

Posted by: teejuss at August 21, 2026 12:42 PM (ebRus)

149 President Donald Trump appeared on Michael Cohen’s radio show and commended his former attorney for recanting his previous statements

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 21, 2026 12:42 PM (3oLMy)

150 Unsolicited Advice to Dr. Biden: It is not required to verbalize every thought which comes into your head.

For some very loosely-defined values of "thought".

Posted by: Archimedes at August 21, 2026 12:42 PM (Riz8t)

151 Lord, please forgive me......



GGGOOOOOOODDDDDDD!!!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 21, 2026 12:41 PM (ccf/V)

Dennis Miller: 'Because remember: God Paybacks are an ETERNAL bitch.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 21, 2026 12:42 PM (Y/06r)

152 Did someone also "slip something into Joe's drink" all those times he authorized the auto-pen?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 21, 2026 12:42 PM (3cUTc)

153 > Joe was drugged, so Jill took him to Waffle House.

That part makes sense. 90% of the staff and 70% of the patrons of a waffle house at midnight are drunk or high.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 21, 2026 12:42 PM (mkw2N)

154 What about all the other times when Slow Joe was completely lost and incoherent? Was he drugged those times, too?
Posted by: Ralph at August 21, 2026 12:38 PM

Hey, man. I can't be everywhere. I've got a personal life.

Posted by: The person in the Easter Bunny costume at August 21, 2026 12:42 PM (2Ez/1)

155 Where was Bill Cosby before, during, and after the debate?

Posted by: Pudding, Indeed! at August 21, 2026 12:42 PM (JM9I6)

156 Wisconsin man nabs shopper in restroom, demands cops send hypnotists to negotiate; police shoot hostage’s thumb off.


NTB:
t.co/NOYWrM1DZ7
Posted by: banana Dream - must be something in the water at August 21, 2026 12:38 PM (3uBP9)

Wisconsin cops need more range time.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 21, 2026 12:43 PM (1z8ji)

157 Everything is a mindfuck psy op. Carry on.

Posted by: ... at August 21, 2026 12:43 PM (ucYyF)

158 What narrative? Who benefits?
Posted by: Archimedes at August 21, 2026 12:40 PM (Riz8t)



The media is setting itself up to be the king/queen maker again. They're helping with the excuses for their failure to report on Biden's OBVIOUS decline in mental status over his entire Presidency.

They were fooled, you see. Biden was AWESOME until someone DRUGGED him.......Yeah, that's it. That's the ticket.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 21, 2026 12:43 PM (ccf/V)

159 What narrative? Who benefits?

Posted by: Archimedes at August 21, 2026 12:40 PM (Riz8t)

Absolutely anyone connected to the Biden Administration who would be otherwise cast out for helping to coverup his senility.

The Bidens are obviously done, but those high-level staffers desperately want to be able to move on to the next thing. They can't be tarred with the 'we helped cover it up' brush. They have to be able to say that he was fine so their careers can continue.


Hmmmmm. Interesting. But then why would Dr. Jill participate?

Posted by: Archimedes at August 21, 2026 12:43 PM (Riz8t)

160 The cocktail needed to keep Joe upright all the way to noon on a daily basis is the big mystery. He didn't need to be "rufied" for that abysmal performance, he only needed to refrain from his animating drug regimen.

I would call Jill a dung heap, but at least those things are useful.

Posted by: red speck at August 21, 2026 12:43 PM (Ve/HL)

161 It's possible that a lot of these nutty stories are necessary to keep the democrat base in memory care facilities writing cheques.

Posted by: Oglebay at August 21, 2026 12:43 PM (2ap+5)

162 I'm beating Stage Nine Cancer like I beat Corn Pop!

Posted by: With A Chain! at August 21, 2026 12:43 PM (JM9I6)

163 Of course she knows the truth and she doesn't want to lie outright, but she is happy to encourage stupid Democrat conspiracy theories.

If a conspiracy theory is held by a Democrat, then it cannot be a conspiracy theory.

Posted by: PG at August 21, 2026 12:44 PM (qln0f)

164 "I wasn't horrified. I was frightened, I had never ever seen Joe like that before or since"
-----
So why did you stupid bastards let him out on the stage for the debate, then? LOL

"I think you're having a stroke. Go get 'em, Joe! Good Luck!"

Posted by: Common Tater at August 21, 2026 12:44 PM (m29Tn)

165 The Biden crime family must be strapped for cash
Posted by: teejuss

They are also attention whores. Kinda works out.

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 21, 2026 12:44 PM (ftFVW)

166 here aren't enough of them to meet the demand for minority representation in all the fields where that find of representation is statutorily required.
_-_
And yet, all of those statutes are not disappearing. No political will to do anything about this or the H1-B Visa problem.

People pick a party, are told what to say, and that's that.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at August 21, 2026 12:44 PM (QlGmE)

167 The Biden crime family must be strapped for cash
Posted by: teejuss at August 21, 2026 12:42 PM (ebRus)



Their entire existence lies on the shoulders of ONE MAN.


And that man is......HUNTER

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 21, 2026 12:44 PM (ccf/V)

168 The media is setting itself up to be the king/queen maker again. They're helping with the excuses for their failure to report on Biden's OBVIOUS decline in mental status over his entire Presidency.

They were fooled, you see. Biden was AWESOME until someone DRUGGED him.......Yeah, that's it. That's the ticket.


This also seems plausible.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 21, 2026 12:44 PM (Riz8t)

169 Hmmmmm. Interesting. But then why would Dr. Jill participate?
Posted by: Archimedes at August 21, 2026 12:43 PM (Riz8t)

Her avenues for money are very narrow if not gone at the moment. Kickbacks? If she scratches their backs, maybe they encourage a little funding for the Biden Presidential Library?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 21, 2026 12:45 PM (Y/06r)

170 127 Wisconsin man nabs shopper in restroom, demands cops send hypnotists to negotiate; police shoot hostage’s thumb off.


NTB:
t.co/NOYWrM1DZ7
Posted by: banana Dream - must be something in the water at August 21, 2026 12:38 PM (3uBP9)

Forget it, Jake. It's Wisconsin Town.

Posted by: Real sharpshooters they are at August 21, 2026 12:45 PM (TbWk/)

171 Why are you asking Jill?
Ask Joe directly to his face.

Posted by: Oh, wait. He's drugged up in a hospital bed somewhere at August 21, 2026 12:45 PM (2Ez/1)

172 Knowing the drugs might not work, the only reason I can think of for Jill and Hunter allowing the debate was that they knew he was on a path lose by double digits, and the only way to save their meal ticket was to roll the dice and hope for a miracle.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 21, 2026 12:46 PM (XvL8K)

173 No Biden endorsements for the midterms? No campaigning. Joe has fallen off the face of the Earth. Just his dingbat wife out talking to AWFLs.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 21, 2026 12:46 PM (71lKy)

174 170 127 Wisconsin man nabs shopper in restroom, demands cops send hypnotists to negotiate; police shoot hostage’s thumb off.


NTB:
t.co/NOYWrM1DZ7
Posted by: banana Dream - must be something in the water at August 21, 2026 12:38 PM (3uBP9)

Forget it, Jake. It's Wisconsin Town.
Posted by: Real sharpshooters they are at August 21, 2026 12:45 PM (TbWk/)

'I don't much like the thought of getting shot in the hand!'
-Blackie, Rustler's Rhapsody

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 21, 2026 12:46 PM (Y/06r)

175 If I stole $50M+ over 8 years you could bet I'd keep enough to not have to be a dirty pirate hooker like Jill Biden.

Posted by: sifty boones at August 21, 2026 12:47 PM (6V14C)

176 For all we know, Joe Biden was completely "brain dead" and the Rohypnol help him with the debate

Posted by: Neo at August 21, 2026 12:47 PM (RHGPo)

177 Secretary of War Pete Hegseth is fuming over the Army’s decision to withdraw new academic standards for college students in the ROTC program — including requiring a score of at least 1000 on the SAT — to block “stupid people” from becoming military officers.

Posted by: Neo at August 21, 2026 12:47 PM (RHGPo)

178 Always ask yourself "Why do they want us talking about this today?"

Posted by: ... at August 21, 2026 12:47 PM (ucYyF)

179 The lady in yellow looks like Ursula the sea witch from Little Mermaid

Posted by: 496 at August 21, 2026 12:48 PM (0K2fJ)

180 111 I watched the video. There's a clear break and abrupt editing between the question about the roofie, a jump cut to Jill saying "who knows," and then a jump cut back to Lima repeating "who knows."

Some material in that exchange was deliberately edited out. No doubt about it.

So ... what was deleted and why?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 21, 2026 12:34 PM (iFTx/)

Something that must rise to the level of defaming a public person...?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 21, 2026 12:48 PM (l3cgK)

181 EdD is a consolation doctorate for retards. She's not going to have an educated opinion on anything, let alone something medical.

Posted by: That's DOCTOR Jill Bishop, er, Biden! at August 21, 2026 12:48 PM (TbWk/)

182 As we work to rebuild this herd and help our ranchers, for the next 90 days, the United States will allow up to 300,000 metric tons of product for ground beef to be imported with no out of quota tariff.
---

Argentina beef, please
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 21, 2026 12:40 PM (3oLMy)

I was at a WalMart in Airdrie, Alberta a few days ago. Zero ground beef to had. The entire cooler in which they normally keep ground beef was empty, and shut down. I am guessing the cooler went T.U., and the product had to be disposed of. Weirdly, other shit was out of stock too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 21, 2026 12:48 PM (1z8ji)

183 "I am alone with a roofied Joe Biden"
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 21, 2026 12:17 PM


A roofied Joe Biden poses no threat. Many people are roofied every day. Treat him with the dignity that you would show any roofied person.

Grab a Sharpie and draw dicks on his face.

Posted by: AoSHQ AI at August 21, 2026 12:48 PM (Q45uQ)

184 144 I remember years ago, Duke University tried to put DEI hiring quotas on the math department that would have required that Duke hire every graduating black math PhD in the US, and then some.

I went to Duke in the 90's and yes it was liberal then. But at least it was mostly merit-based and generally geared toward learning about the real world and not fantasyland. I am soooooo disappointed in that school that it almost makes me weep. Any time my son talks about applying to school there I try to redirect the conversation.

Posted by: Paladin at August 21, 2026 12:48 PM (VlAfq)

185 173 No Biden endorsements for the midterms? No campaigning. Joe has fallen off the face of the Earth. Just his dingbat wife out talking to AWFLs.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 21, 2026 12:46 PM (71lKy)

He never was a brand. Never gave gravitas. That is what astounded me about Obama- why choose Biden a man who is eminently mockable? Blame. If something went wrong, they could blame Joe.

And then they made him president.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 21, 2026 12:48 PM (Y/06r)

186 Poor Slow Joe.

Turns out that having your wife's hand up your ass working you like a sock puppet for years gives you prostate cancer.

Posted by: sifty boones at August 21, 2026 12:48 PM (6V14C)

187 Guess enough time has passed to muddy the waters on whether Jill and others kept Joey tranked.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 21, 2026 12:48 PM (jjhQ/)

188 175 If I stole $50M+ over 8 years you could bet I'd keep enough to not have to be a dirty pirate hooker like Jill Biden.
Posted by: sifty boones at August 21, 2026 12:47 PM (6V14C)

1) Criminals are not known for their foresight.

2) They probably figured that the gravy train would never end (just looking at the Clintons for history.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 21, 2026 12:49 PM (Y/06r)

189 Joe Biden first Vegetable -American President

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 21, 2026 12:49 PM (rp63B)

190 81 million votes

Posted by: It's me donna at August 21, 2026 12:49 PM (+gK6I)

191 under President Biden, beef prices soared at their fastest rate and the American beef herd fell to its smallest size in modern history.

As we work to rebuild this herd and help our ranchers, for the next 90 days, the United States will allow up to 300,000 metric tons of product for ground beef to be imported with no out of quota tariff.

====

👏👏

Posted by: runner at August 21, 2026 12:50 PM (g47mK)

192 Biden was drugged for practically every public appearance. They are laughing at us

Posted by: ... at August 21, 2026 12:50 PM (ucYyF)

193 Kennedy’s program, inspired by President Trump’s Make America Healthy Again agenda, features chefs preparing nutritious, whole-food meals for approximately $5 or less per serving.

But CNN decided to “fact-check” Kennedy by purchasing full containers of nearly every ingredient—even when the recipe required only a spoonful—and then charging the entire package price to one meal.

... CNN is an ass

Posted by: Neo at August 21, 2026 12:50 PM (RHGPo)

194 "Hmmmmm. Interesting. But then why would Dr. Jill participate?
Posted by: Archimedes"


"We're all in this together"

Posted by: Ripley at August 21, 2026 12:50 PM (GUOwU)

195 188.

Probably thought Hunter's poop fingerpainting would catch on.

Posted by: sifty boones at August 21, 2026 12:50 PM (6V14C)

196 Secretary of War Pete Hegseth is fuming over the Army’s decision to withdraw new academic standards for college students in the ROTC program — including requiring a score of at least 1000 on the SAT — to block “stupid people” from becoming military officers.

How is that possible? I would think the SoW has the authority to order them to follow his policy. If not, couldn't he talk to Trump, and have him set the policy in accord with Hegseth? Or is the idea that Trump opposes Hegseth's policy?

Posted by: Archimedes at August 21, 2026 12:50 PM (Riz8t)

197 Hmmmmm. Interesting. But then why would Dr. Jill participate?

Posted by: Archimedes at August 21, 2026 12:43 PM (Riz8t)

The same reason Democrats do anything.

Money.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 21, 2026 12:50 PM (PGK1w)

198 ..but why ground beef...I don't trust ground beef!

Posted by: runner at August 21, 2026 12:51 PM (g47mK)

199 I'm actually surprised Joe is still alive...

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 21, 2026 12:51 PM (mP0Kj)

200 Lima asked, "There's no way anyone could have, God forbid, laced his drink or something?"

I mean, I could believe that maybe they didn't lace his drink with something (amphetamines).

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at August 21, 2026 12:52 PM (9ZFZd)

201 Secretary of War Pete Hegseth is fuming over the Army’s decision to withdraw new academic standards for college students in the ROTC program — including requiring a score of at least 1000 on the SAT — to block “stupid people” from becoming military officers.
Posted by: Neo at August 21, 2026 12:47 PM (RHGPo)

Give it a chance. It could work!

Posted by: Zombie Robert S. McNamara at August 21, 2026 12:52 PM (wVcYX)

202 199.
Mold is notoriously hard to get out of the walls.

Posted by: sifty boones at August 21, 2026 12:52 PM (6V14C)

203 I'm actually surprised Joe is still alive...
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 21, 2026 12:51 PM


You think I want him sniffing my skull?

Posted by: A Mr. Death, here about the reaping at August 21, 2026 12:52 PM (Q45uQ)

204 138 111 I watched the video. There's a clear break and abrupt editing between the question about the roofie, a jump cut to Jill saying "who knows," and then a jump cut back to Lima repeating "who knows."

Some material in that exchange was deliberately edited out. No doubt about it.

So ... what was deleted and why?
__________

Before the jump cut, the interviewer asked Jill "So where is Joe now, btw?"

It makes sense in that context.
Posted by: fly gal
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The context is that media is the PR wing of the Democrat party and they are just trying to protect their own dying rep to lie to people by rehabbing Joe Biden's. Awful people that are a waste of oxygen to be sure.

Posted by: whig at August 21, 2026 12:52 PM (E4rtv)

205 2) They probably figured that the gravy train would never end (just looking at the Clintons for history.)

*cough*

Posted by: The Obamas at August 21, 2026 12:52 PM (Riz8t)

206 Joey Bidet was the Potato of the US.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 21, 2026 12:52 PM (jjhQ/)

207
How is that possible? I would think the SoW has the authority to order them to follow his policy. If not, couldn't he talk to Trump, and have him set the policy in accord with Hegseth? Or is the idea that Trump opposes Hegseth's policy?
Posted by: Archimedes

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It looks to me like a flat-out case of insurrection which will be fixed with a reversal, a firing, or both within a week.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 21, 2026 12:52 PM (XJ22o)

208 ..but why ground beef...I don't trust ground beef!
Posted by: runner at August 21, 2026 12:51 PM (g47mK)

Could I interest you in some air biscuits, then?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 21, 2026 12:53 PM (1z8ji)

209 Jamie Kern Lima used to be friends with Megan Sparkles a few years ago until they had some sort of falling out. She's ALWAYS given "favorable" interviews to nasty people.

She's a f*cking weirdo. She sounds like a walking refrigerator magnet-platitudes out the a$$.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at August 21, 2026 12:53 PM (ZgwKJ)

210 the only reason I can think of for Jill and Hunter allowing the debate was that they knew he was on a path lose by double digits, and the only way to save their meal ticket was to roll the dice and hope for a miracle
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To me it looked as if there was some sort of ultimatum involved. No debate had ever been held that early in the election cycle or season. There was zero benefit for their side to do this. "Somebody", probably the big money guys at the DNC wanted some kind of assurance that Joey was still electable, at least in theory, and/or a plausible reason to 86 this guy and find a replacement while there was still time, at least if the cheat machine is still operable. If he was slipped a Mickey, it wasn't the Republicans, either.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 21, 2026 12:53 PM (m29Tn)

211 Wasn't Jill qualified to be Surgeon General? Quick, let's ask Whoopi Goldberg.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 21, 2026 12:53 PM (nyHKk)

212 _ Turkey's Justice Minister: "We have submitted a request to Interpol to arrest Netanyahu."

_Netanyahu responded: "Erdogan is an antisemitic dictator who supports Hamas. If Turkey undermines stability in the region, we will act against them.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 21, 2026 12:54 PM (3oLMy)

213 205 2) They probably figured that the gravy train would never end (just looking at the Clintons for history.)

*cough*
Posted by: The Obamas at August 21, 2026 12:52 PM (Riz8t)

I think the Clintons are more the Bidens speed. Obama wants influence, they GOT money, but what he wants is to be the mastermind (lol.) The Clintons cashed in HARD. THAT's I think the blueprint for what the Bidens were after. a BGI to keep them in the lifestyle that they aspired to.

But they are fourth rate trash hacks who do not have the talent or prestige for the grift they wanted.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 21, 2026 12:55 PM (Y/06r)

214 Wasn't Jill qualified to be Surgeon General? Quick, let's ask Whoopi Goldberg.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 21, 2026 12:53 PM (nyHKk)



They made fun of Laura Bush for having a masters in library sciences.

But Jill. She has Doctorate in Education!!!!!! SHE SHOULD BE SURGEON GENERAL!!!!!


Hypocrisy. It's what's for dinner.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 21, 2026 12:55 PM (ccf/V)

215 _ Turkey's Justice Minister: "We have submitted a request to Interpol to arrest Netanyahu."

_Netanyahu responded: "Erdogan is an antisemitic dictator who supports Hamas. If Turkey undermines stability in the region, we will act against them.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 21, 2026 12:54 PM (3oLMy)

Turkey can get stuffed. Sage would be nice.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 21, 2026 12:56 PM (1z8ji)

216 If Joe was rufied, it must have happened at his inauguration, since he spent three years comatose, or close to it.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 21, 2026 12:56 PM (nyHKk)

217 Is she trying to announce that lacing the President's drink is actually possible, in case anyone wants to, you know, give it a shot?

Posted by: ... at August 21, 2026 12:56 PM (ucYyF)

218 To me it looked as if there was some sort of ultimatum involved. No debate had ever been held that early in the election cycle or season. There was zero benefit for their side to do this. "Somebody", probably the big money guys at the DNC wanted some kind of assurance that Joey was still electable, at least in theory, and/or a plausible reason to 86 this guy and find a replacement while there was still time, at least if the cheat machine is still operable. If he was slipped a Mickey, it wasn't the Republicans, either.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 21, 2026 12:53 PM (m29Tn)

This makes a lot of sense. Money guys had a suspicion and the test proved their suspicion. They just did not have a viable backup.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 21, 2026 12:56 PM (Y/06r)

219 Gunther Eagleman has a great point...

How can someone fly a flag of a country, tell people how great their country is, then saying sending them back to that country is a threat?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 21, 2026 12:56 PM (sKqQm)

220 air biscuits
_-_
Beginning to wonder if that theory of pushing toward global famine is real.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at August 21, 2026 12:57 PM (QlGmE)

221 What's the latest on the garbage bag wearing AWFL Islamic convert that wanted to blow up the NY capitol building?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 21, 2026 12:57 PM (jjhQ/)

222 Common Tater Johnson is right!
We all knew the senile fool was going to shart himself onstage. We didn't need to waste a roofie on it.

Posted by: 88C+u at August 21, 2026 12:57 PM (88C+u)

223 Joe is the kind of fucking idiot who would roofie himself.

"I'm gonna get lucky!"
-- Joe Biden

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at August 21, 2026 12:57 PM (I7jBo)

224 Say, Jill, have any of the architects I called about designing my Presidential Library called back? They all said they'd get back to me when they had sketches for me to review. But it's been 16 months now!

Posted by: Joe, counting the clouds in the sky at August 21, 2026 12:57 PM (5rh/l)

225 _ Turkey's Justice Minister: "We have submitted a request to Interpol to arrest Netanyahu."

_Netanyahu responded: "Erdogan is an antisemitic dictator who supports Hamas. If Turkey undermines stability in the region, we will act against them.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 21, 2026 12:54 PM


"Mr. Erdogan...would it now be a good time to be talking about your membership in the NATO?"

- Kevin, from Mumbai

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 21, 2026 12:58 PM (Q45uQ)

226 Brandon was rufied by G@d to wake up His people and …..well, the roofy did not work as well as it should have.
We may have to see another way too many years of wandering in the Commie wilderness

Posted by: Voter theater. at August 21, 2026 12:58 PM (FCPbW)

227 All hopped up on goofballs.

Posted by: wth at August 21, 2026 12:58 PM (UjdFS)

228 Knowing the drugs might not work, the only reason I can think of for Jill and Hunter allowing the debate was that they knew he was on a path lose by double digits, and the only way to save their meal ticket was to roll the dice and hope for a miracle.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 21, 2026 12:46 PM (XvL8K)
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They really had no choice at that point. Trump had already called their bluff and agreed to their terms for the debate. They couldn't back out then.

Plus, as bad as they knew Biden was, they always underestimated Trump. They didn't expect him to be as effective in the debate as he was.

Biden looked so bad in part because Trump looked so good.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 21, 2026 12:58 PM (iFTx/)

229 Turkey can get stuffed. Sage would be nice.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Erdogan thinks NATO will back him up.
This may be an excellent opportunity for us to give NATO to our cousins across the Atlantic.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 21, 2026 12:59 PM (3oLMy)

230 The John Gill presidency of Joe Biden.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 21, 2026 12:59 PM (wVcYX)

231 This makes a lot of sense. Money guys had a suspicion and the test proved their suspicion. They just did not have a viable backup.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 21, 2026 12:56 PM (Y/06r)
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Nope. FJB made sure of that when he selected KH...Unless that was the plan all along.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 21, 2026 01:00 PM (FZ29D)

232 If they had put a chimpanzee in the debate, the left would have talked about how intelligent and insightful it was. They picked their party, and they're sticking with it.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at August 21, 2026 01:01 PM (QlGmE)

233 Say, Jill, have any of the architects I called about designing my Presidential Library called back? They all said they'd get back to me when they had sketches for me to review. But it's been 16 months now!
Posted by: Joe, counting the clouds in the sky at August 21, 2026 12:57 PM (5rh/l)
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It took 10 years for BHO to build a monument to himself.

FJB will never live long enough to see his.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 21, 2026 01:01 PM (FZ29D)

234 Houthis and Saudis are having a go:

"Rajoum" quadcopter drones hit Saudi-backed forces in Marib. One Saudi tank explodes after a dropped munition strike

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 21, 2026 01:01 PM (3oLMy)

235 Turks wanting to start some shit?

Where is Vlad when we need him?

Make Turksicles great again.

Posted by: sifty boones at August 21, 2026 01:01 PM (6V14C)

236 All I have to say about this one is: Jamie Kern Lima…. Never heard of her before but a quick search reveals former beauty queen. What??!! The lady is butt ugly weird looking…. Unbelievable

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 21, 2026 01:02 PM (M+uMR)

237 Whoever tagged him as President Roomba won the award. Not sure if I saw that here or elsewhere.

Posted by: one hour sober at August 21, 2026 01:02 PM (J4Dwc)

238 >>> Turkey can get stuffed. Sage would be nice.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Erdogan thinks NATO will back him up.
This may be an excellent opportunity for us to give NATO to our cousins across the Atlantic.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 21, 2026 12:59 PM (3oLMy)


He is a:

🕺🦃

Posted by: banana Dream - must be something in the water at August 21, 2026 01:02 PM (3uBP9)

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