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Malignant Narcissist Meghan Markle and Her Poisonous Cuck Husband Schemed to Have Political Power in America
Meghan Markle is the Candace Owens of Megyn Kellys, as the kids say.Having failed to make a mark in America in terms of political power and steady income -- having now burned everyone who used to throw money at them -- the Power Bottom Couple is now fleeing back to the UK, where they'll try to suck up, and suck off, to the family they jilted.
WASHINGTON -- Delusional Prince Harry and Meghan Markle sought US political clout far beyond the dreams of any British royal since King George III, The Post has learned, with the Duchess of Sussex angling to take over the Senate seat held by Kamala Harris ahead of the 2020 presidential election. Weeks before Democrat Joe Biden's win over President Donald Trump, a source says, Markle requested a sitdown with California Gov. Gavin Newsom because she "wanted to be considered to be appointed" to the seat held by Harris, which she vacated just before becoming vice president on Jan. 20, 2021. The source added that the discussion was publicly described as a welcome-to-California chat to head off potential inquiries.
... A Sussex source firmly denied that Markle wanted to take over the Harris seat, while a rep for Newsom did not respond to a request for comment. ... Had the Duchess of Sussex been appointed to the world's greatest deliberative body, the move likely would have been challenged on constitutional grounds. Article I, Section 9, Clause 8 of the founding document states that "no Person holding any Office of Profit or Trust ... shall, without the Consent of the Congress, accept of any present, Emolument, Office, or Title, of any kind whatever, from any King, Prince, or foreign State." ... The ill-fated Senate maneuvering wasn't the only time Harry and Meghan dipped their toes into US politics while trying to achieve the same prominence they enjoyed in the UK. In late 2021, the couple requested an Oval Office meeting with Biden, as well as accommodations at nearby Blair House -- a perk reserved for foreign leaders on state visits, multiple sources say. White House staff quickly rejected the idea, with one source noting the spectacle of Harry and Meghan sitting down with the leader of the free world "would have caused a major diplomatic kerfuffle" with 10 Downing Street and the British Royal Family. Another source, a former Biden aide, said the president and first lady Jill Biden -- longstanding admirers of Queen Elizabeth II -- "didn't want to get into a family squabble" by hosting the rogue royals. Had their pitch been successful, Harry and Meghan would have gained immeasurable prestige and stature at a time when they were struggling to find their identity following their January 2020 "Megxit" from royal duties. To that end, the couple hired several consultants who had worked in the Barack Obama White House -- including Harry's current chief of staff Miranda Barbot -- and acted as a bridge to the Biden administration, relaying the royal couple's audacious request to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. Then-White House press secretary Jen Psaki, Obama's former communications director, was one of those conduits. In her 2024 memoir "Say More," Psaki -- currently a host on left-wing cable channel MS NOW -- recalled that Meghan once sent a box of lemons to Psaki's Virginia home so she could carry them past White House security and deliver them to Jill Biden's East Wing office.
The Sussex source declined Thursday that the couple had asked for either an Oval Office meeting or to stay at Blair House, but Harry and Meghan have a history of trying to use the American presidency for PR coups. In September 2022, the royal pair inquired whether they could hitch a ride back to the United States aboard Air Force One after the late queen's funeral. The request was promptly denied. Harry and Meghan also tried to use their influence by other means. In September 2020, the couple gave a video interview to Time magazine in which they urged Americans to vote and "reject hate speech," which many interpreted as support for Biden. At the time, the Duke and Duchess of Sussex were called out by some commentators for breaking from the British tradition that royals do not participate in party politics. "I wish a lot of luck to Harry, because he's going to need it," Trump responded dismissively to the couple's appeal. Meghan, who retained her American citizenship even after marrying Harry in 2018, tried to make her voice heard in legislative matters as well. In November 2021, she reached out to several senators to lobby for federally mandated paid family leave.
Ultimately the couple's attempt to become kingmakers fizzled out, similar to their ambitions in Hollywood and the lifestyle space.
Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are moving back to Britain in the biggest shift to their family life since stepping away from royal duties in 2020, PEOPLE can exclusively reveal. The Duke and Duchess of Sussex are relocating with Prince Archie, 7, and Princess Lilibet, 5, to the U.K. for an extended period beginning this month, PEOPLE understands, with the children set to begin school there in September. The couple will maintain their home in Montecito, California, and their vacation property in Portugal while establishing a private, non-royal home base in Britain. The location of the family's new home and the children's school are being closely guarded.Yeah I'll bet.
The move gives Harry, 41, and Meghan, 45, their first home base in Britain since they relinquished the lease on Frogmore Cottage, the Windsor residence gifted to them by the late Queen Elizabeth in 2023. King Charles, 77, asked them to vacate the property following the publication of Harry's raw 2023 memoir, Spare. King Charles was made aware of the couple's plans on Sunday, August 16, PEOPLE understands, and welcomes the opportunity to see more of the Sussex family in a private and personal capacity.
The move comes just weeks after Harry and Meghan returned to the U.K. with Archie and Lilibet for a successful summer visit that included the children's first reunion with their grandfather in more than four years.A "successful summer"? They went somewhere, saw a father, and didn't die? That makes their trip a "success"? The bar of success is very low, for retards.
The guy is an entitled, foreign brat who trashed our country and the rights and ideals these soldiers died defending and he’s being allowed to use our national cemetery for his latest PR stunt? https://t.co/mN4Y1CPiqV
— Dana Loesch (@DLoesch) August 21, 2026
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 21, 2026 03:31 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 21, 2026 03:31 PM (XHO5P)
Posted by: zombie at August 21, 2026 03:31 PM (Av6i5)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 21, 2026 03:32 PM (XHO5P)
Posted by: Stan at August 21, 2026 03:32 PM (sKqQm)
Harry's dumb as a stump and MeAgain has all the charm of Shrillary. Good luck with that!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 21, 2026 03:33 PM (nNolW)
That poor kid. Named for a 3-year-old's pronunciation of your great-grandmother's name...
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 21, 2026 03:33 PM (aJQbY)
Posted by: zombie at August 21, 2026 03:33 PM (Av6i5)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 21, 2026 03:33 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Archimedes at August 21, 2026 03:34 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 21, 2026 03:34 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: gp at August 21, 2026 03:34 PM (Jr5Lq)
That's a mighty nice clause... for us to POOP on
Posted by: Rashida Tlaib and Ilhan Omar\Nur at August 21, 2026 03:34 PM (88C+u)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 21, 2026 03:34 PM (ExV1e)
The same. He called it his "todger". IIRC, he also discussed becoming aroused at something with his mother's scent.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 21, 2026 03:35 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: runner at August 21, 2026 03:35 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: ShainS at August 21, 2026 03:35 PM (EDN4B)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 21, 2026 03:35 PM (teh/r)
You can take the girl out of the boat, but you can't take the boat girl out of the girl.
She's "Sussex" now! Serious, you guys!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 21, 2026 03:35 PM (nNolW)
Posted by: 88C+u at August 21, 2026 03:35 PM (88C+u)
Posted by: zombie at August 21, 2026 03:35 PM (Av6i5)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 21, 2026 03:35 PM (9FfUF)
They deserve each other.
Posted by: ballistic at August 21, 2026 03:36 PM (oqH4h)
She could at least have taken off the stiletto heels.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 21, 2026 03:36 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 21, 2026 03:37 PM (XHO5P)
Posted by: Stan at August 21, 2026 03:32 PM (sKqQm)
No. Just the King and Princess of Wales.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 21, 2026 03:37 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: runner at August 21, 2026 03:37 PM (g47mK)
Careful, the eye-roll might cause permanent blindness when your retinas detach.
Posted by: Max Power at August 21, 2026 03:38 PM (SwyyQ)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 21, 2026 03:39 PM (O7YUW)
Posted by: That Guy who always intones "Nothing will happen." at August 21, 2026 03:39 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 21, 2026 03:39 PM (rp63B)
The same. He called it his "todger". IIRC, he also discussed becoming aroused at something with his mother's scent.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 21, 2026 03:35
This weirdo actually wrote about using Elizabeth Arden cream on his frozen todger and it reminded him of his mother.
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 21, 2026 03:39 PM (v1eZe)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 21, 2026 03:39 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Rex B at August 21, 2026 03:39 PM (Y0J+8)
Posted by: nckate at August 21, 2026 03:40 PM (enNUy)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
William and Kate must be thrilled. I'm sure they're planning a big family barbecue as we speak.
Posted by: Tuna at August 21, 2026 03:40 PM (lJ0H4)
Someone needs to claim the throne and fight a long war for it. Babes dig that sort of things. You need a plucky squire. Also a hot princess babe, with freckles. The freckles part is non-negotiable. I'll allow some variation in placement, cheeks & bust, are both acceptable. A good horse. Some meddling villains, that speak with a French accent, for some unexplained reason. Also a wizard with interesting hats.
Put all that together and you've got it made.
Posted by: banana Dream at August 21, 2026 03:40 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: The WNBA Green Dildo at August 21, 2026 03:40 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 21, 2026 03:41 PM (O7YUW)
Posted by: tubal at August 21, 2026 03:41 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: mr tmz at August 21, 2026 03:41 PM (rJ48h)
Posted by: tubal at August 21, 2026 03:41 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 21, 2026 03:41 PM (dtajH)
Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 21, 2026 03:42 PM (vJrRc)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 21, 2026 03:42 PM (u82oZ)
Newsom was, apparently, smart enough to tell her no.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 21, 2026 03:42 PM (6ydKt)
Knee pads and the vacuum force of a twin turbo Dyson.
Posted by: Max Power at August 21, 2026 03:42 PM (SwyyQ)
Posted by: Tuna at August 21, 2026 03:40 PM (lJ0H4)
That todger ain't gonna warm itself.
Posted by: 88C+u at August 21, 2026 03:42 PM (88C+u)
It better not!!
Posted by: Stixxxxxelizzz Fizzikwixxzx at August 21, 2026 03:42 PM (SExz7)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 21, 2026 03:42 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 21, 2026 03:42 PM (2MN4W)
Posted by: mr tmz at August 21, 2026 03:41 PM (rJ48h)
Rumor has it that during her "yacht girl" days, she was very popular and highly requested. No one has ever indicted what she did to earn her this standing. I assume that's what got her the Retarded Spare.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 21, 2026 03:43 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Oldcat at August 21, 2026 03:43 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: tubal at August 21, 2026 03:43 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: Tuna at August 21, 2026 03:40 PM (lJ0H4)
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Oh sure. The ROYALS get to use disposable grills.
But for the common man? Nope. Banned.
Another reason to be glad I live in America.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 21, 2026 03:43 PM (FZ29D)
*******
Who will be on the stake?
Posted by: Cosda at August 21, 2026 03:44 PM (aQmcK)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 21, 2026 03:42 PM
That's not all they're good for.
Posted by: Mary Ann at August 21, 2026 03:44 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 21, 2026 03:44 PM (u82oZ)
Knee pads and the vacuum force of a twin turbo Dyson.
Posted by: Max Power
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To Willie Brown, Kamala was apparently an accomplished artist on the skin flute.
Posted by: whig at August 21, 2026 03:44 PM (E4rtv)
They come from very different worlds and there seems to be no place in the world that is truly "home" for both of them.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant
There are plenty of rendering vats that would be a great place for the two of them.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 21, 2026 03:44 PM (nNolW)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 21, 2026 03:44 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 21, 2026 03:44 PM (2MN4W)
Posted by: Oldcat at August 21, 2026 03:43 PM (uhVAy)
Based on his actions over the past several years, I question whether he was paying respect to our war dead so much as getting his name in the media.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 21, 2026 03:44 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Oldcat at August 21, 2026 03:43 PM (uhVAy)
Don't you think he did it for celebrity, publicity and magazine coverage, not to honor the dead ? Otherwise we would not have heard about it. He has no official status in the US and represents no one but himself.
Posted by: runner at August 21, 2026 03:45 PM (g47mK)
Someone needs to claim the throne and fight a long war for it. Babes dig that sort of things. You need a plucky squire. Also a hot princess babe, with freckles. The freckles part is non-negotiable. I'll allow some variation in placement, cheeks & bust, are both acceptable. A good horse. Some meddling villains, that speak with a French accent, for some unexplained reason. Also a wizard with interesting hats.
Put all that together and you've got it made.
Posted by: banana Dream at August 21, 2026 03:40 PM (3uBP9)
The current royals do have a crap ton of investments in the country and is still about the only thing keeping the UK from being as relevant as Quebec.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 21, 2026 03:45 PM (uhVAy)
They're Gucci knee pads, you peasant worm!
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 21, 2026 03:45 PM (dtajH)
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 21, 2026 03:45 PM (2MN4W)
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 21, 2026 03:46 PM (v1eZe)
Posted by: Oldcat at August 21, 2026 03:43 PM (uhVAy)
Fair enough. I was mostly mocking the "emoluments clause" as a dead letter here, and drifted off to laughing at chilly todgers because we're at Ace's HQ.
But definitely point taken, if he's invited to a memorial, and he gives real respect there, then credit is due. Harry did attain rank of Captain after serving ten years.
Posted by: 88C+u at August 21, 2026 03:46 PM (88C+u)
If, as a foreigner, she wanted actual US political power, she should have simply become a Federal District judge.
Posted by: t-bird at August 21, 2026 03:46 PM (Q6Bu6)
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This is a conspiracy against justice.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 21, 2026 03:46 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Oldcat at August 21, 2026 03:43 PM (uhVAy)
Don't you think he did it for celebrity, publicity and magazine coverage, not to honor the dead ? Otherwise we would not have heard about it. He has no official status in the US and represents no one but himself.
Posted by: runner at August 21, 2026 03:45 PM (g47mK)
Don't care what was in his head, its the ceremony that matters. He has official status in the UK, which is presumably how he was allowed to do it in the first place.
Never saw ICE T do it.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 21, 2026 03:46 PM (uhVAy)
That poor kid. Named for a 3-year-old's pronunciation of your great-grandmother's name...
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 21, 2026 03:33 PM (aJQbY)
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"Back Off, Bitchezzzz!"
/Mookie Wilson
Posted by: ShainS at August 21, 2026 03:46 PM (EDN4B)
Posted by: runner at August 21, 2026 03:47 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
There is at least some speculation that Prince Harry got Randy Andy's leftovers. Pic surfaced with Sparkles and Randy Prince Andy on a yacht I think. Could be fake, could be real.
Posted by: whig at August 21, 2026 03:47 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: sifty boones at August 21, 2026 03:47 PM (PEvHb)
Posted by: Piper at August 21, 2026 03:47 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Tuna at August 21, 2026 03:40 PM (lJ0H4)
_______________________
Or a paternity test.
Posted by: Orson at August 21, 2026 03:47 PM (dIske)
Their return is anticipated to trigger a media feeding frenzy. Meghan Markle will cause a mess of trouble again, now with Prince William, heir to the throne, and UK citizens of color.
The move naturally revives the intense scrutiny surrounding the couple's 2021 interview with Oprah Winfrey, where they alleged a senior royal expressed concerns over how dark their unborn child's skin might be.
Anti-racism advocacy groups & diverse communities will likely use her presence to pressure the monarchy to address historic colonialism and modern institutional inclusion.
Yeah, Candace evil.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 21, 2026 03:47 PM (NFX2v)
I confess: I rarely read anything regarding the royal family beyond the headlines. Since there are oh so many headlines regarding that collection of layabouts, I am more informed than I want to be.
But anyway, I thought they gave up their royal positions long ago. She wasn't a Senator when she became a duchess or whatever the f she was, so what's the problem? More simply, how would Markle as Senator violate the constitution?
Disclaimer: I am very satisfied with Merkle NOT in our Senate.
Posted by: No Name Today at August 21, 2026 03:48 PM (8mulE)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 21, 2026 03:48 PM (rp63B)
Posted by: mr tmz at August 21, 2026 03:41 PM (rJ48h)
Rumor has it that during her "yacht girl" days, she was very popular and highly requested. No one has ever indicted what she did to earn her this standing. I assume that's what got her the Retarded Spare.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 21, 2026 03:43 PM (ExV1e)
Yacht Girls are popular. Former Yacht Girls are much less so.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 21, 2026 03:48 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: Tuna at August 21, 2026 03:48 PM (lJ0H4)
There is at least some speculation that Prince Harry got Randy Andy's leftovers. Pic surfaced with Sparkles and Randy Prince Andy on a yacht I think. Could be fake, could be real.
Posted by: whig at August 21, 2026 03:47 PM
I've seen pictures of Megan on a yacht with Epstein's girlfriend. Don't know if those are real or not either.
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 21, 2026 03:48 PM (v1eZe)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 21, 2026 03:42 PM (w6EFb)
Her "As Ever" organic lemons, pushing her brand.
Posted by: beckster at August 21, 2026 03:48 PM (kX27y)
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 21, 2026 03:49 PM (2MN4W)
Posted by: nckate at August 21, 2026 03:49 PM (enNUy)
Posted by: Tuna at August 21, 2026 03:40 PM (lJ0H4)
_______________________
Or a paternity test.
Posted by: Orson at August 21, 2026 03:47 PM (dIske)
I would not be surprised for William's first official act as King to be to remove Harry, and descendants, from the royal line. I think there is VERY bad blood there.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 21, 2026 03:49 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Martin Tell at August 21, 2026 03:50 PM (sFNX2)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 21, 2026 03:50 PM (mS8PE)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 21, 2026 03:44 PM
Now that you mention it, she, Gilligan, and the Skipper went on a hike to the other side of the island with some blankets this morning, and aren't back yet.
Posted by: Mary Ann at August 21, 2026 03:50 PM (0sNs1)
Post
Apparently she's in talks about a role in Guy Richie's The Gentlemen Netflix series.
Posted by: beckster at August 21, 2026 03:50 PM (kX27y)
"But anyway, I thought they gave up their royal positions long ago..."
What royal positions?
Corgi Style?
Princess Rusy Venture?
Posted by: sifty boones at August 21, 2026 03:50 PM (PEvHb)
Disclaimer: I am very satisfied with Merkle NOT in our Senate.
Posted by: No Name Today at August 21, 2026 03:48 PM (8mulE)
They still have titles. I don't know the other details aside from them being outside the line of inheritance as truncated by the King and Queen Elizabeth.
I think the Royals have a place or two they can stash a black sheep and his wife. They chucked Prince Andrew from one pretty recently to a much reduced station.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 21, 2026 03:51 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: runner at August 21, 2026 03:51 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 21, 2026 03:51 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: runner
They can't strip him of his record.
Randy Andy is a paedo and the British spelling of that word is about as much respect as I'll give him, except for the medals he earned in the Falklands.
Same with a certain Iron Cross merited by a certain Bavarian corporal. Sucks how he ended up, but he earned that medal.
Posted by: 88C+u at August 21, 2026 03:51 PM (88C+u)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 21, 2026 03:49 PM (ExV1e)
Already done if I remember correctly.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 21, 2026 03:51 PM (uhVAy)
When they first came here, I knew that Sparkles was gonna try for political office, perhaps even, eventually, the Presidency itself.
Posted by: Bulg at August 21, 2026 03:52 PM (77rzZ)
Sure, but Markle is not so stunningly attractive that her beauty alone explains why she, in particular, was so sought after over other girls.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 21, 2026 03:52 PM (ExV1e)
At the time, players and coaches expressed their outrage - including Minnesota Lynx coach Cheryl Reeve.
'I just want to comment on... this has been going on for centuries. The sexualization of women, this is the latest version of that. It's not funny,' said Reeve.
She continued: 'It should not be a butt of jokes on any radio show, or in print, or in any comments. The sexualization of women is what's used to hold women down and this is no different.
This from an organization that won't defend women in women sports which actually holds real women down.
Oh, and it's funny as hell.
Posted by: Cheri at August 21, 2026 03:52 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: polynikes at August 21, 2026 03:52 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: runner at August 21, 2026 03:53 PM (g47mK)
277 All of the racial and cultural fatigues we experience - is it an Op, designed to discourage and demoralize us, to the point of shutting down, and simply checking out? Because that seems to be happening.
Posted by: tubal at August 21, 2026 03:39 PM (Gqar
Yes. Although it is easy to resent alpha males getting all the prizes, they do offer some real value. That is the real reason why they killed Charlie Kirk and keep trying for Donald Trump: their effectiveness. They don't get stressed like normal mortals, just keep trucking no matter what is thrown at them.
Well, almost no matter what. Throwing a bullet and not missing works, so they will keep doing that to our alphas. And we should be quietly making our own lists of theirs, for when they have degraded the social order to the point that it can no longer protect them.
Posted by: SciVo at August 21, 2026 03:53 PM (L3Npt)
Posted by: Skip at August 21, 2026 03:53 PM (Ia/+0)
Never saw ICE T do it.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 21, 2026 03:46 PM (uhVAy)
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Harry gets grudging respect from me on this particular issue for having served 10 years in the British Army as an Apache Helicopter Pilot -- including having completed two operational tours in Afghanistan.
BTW, I always got a chuckle that that scumbag "Ice T" -- of "Cop Killer" fame -- ultimately sold his soul to play a cop on TV.
Posted by: ShainS at August 21, 2026 03:53 PM (EDN4B)
Posted by: kingsman at August 21, 2026 03:53 PM (ehY6c)
Posted by: Skip at August 21, 2026 03:54 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: runner at August 21, 2026 03:51 PM (g47mK)
That is her Uncle on her father’s side. The dad she ghosted, like everyone else in her life to include her ex husband. Her mother is a yoga instructor who couldn’t be bothered to raise MM. her father did.
Posted by: Piper at August 21, 2026 03:54 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 21, 2026 03:54 PM (ccf/V)
You should be careful. There's, literally, zero evidence that this is true, no matter how many times people say it, and slander is taken seriously in the UK.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 21, 2026 03:54 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 21, 2026 03:47 PM (NFX2v)
I think the one thing all England and the invaders agree is that Duchess Sparkles and escort should shut the hell up. The kids may get play dates with their relatives and their chillins.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 21, 2026 03:54 PM (uhVAy)
"But anyway, I thought they gave up their royal positions long ago..."
What royal positions?
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The Duke and Duchess of Rusty Thumbs
Posted by: Martin Tell at August 21, 2026 03:55 PM (sFNX2)
Stupid, followed up by incredibly f*cking stupid.
THAT would've been EPIC.
And I GUARANTEE California would've done it. They'd have elected that dumb twat.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Opportunity, missed.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 21, 2026 03:55 PM (ccf/V)
101 Exciting news horde! The green dildo has made a comeback at the WNBA! At a recent game between LA and Atlanta, a green dildo was tossed onto the court. Of course, the WNBA and others are aghast at this:
At the time, players and coaches expressed their outrage - including Minnesota Lynx coach Cheryl Reeve.
'I just want to comment on... this has been going on for centuries. The sexualization of women, this is the latest version of that. It's not funny,' said Reeve.
She continued: 'It should not be a butt of jokes on any radio show, or in print, or in any comments. The sexualization of women is what's used to hold women down and this is no different.
This from an organization that won't defend women in women sports which actually holds real women down.
Oh, and it's funny as hell.
Posted by: Cheri at August 21, 2026 03:52 PM
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These wiseacres need to use an inconspicuous dildo launcher so they don't get caught.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 21, 2026 03:55 PM (mS8PE)
It doesn't take a vag like a hydraulic press to impress a ginger Brit.
I'm just surprised Harry is straight enough to be cucked by a live woman and isn't out cruising for twinks.
Posted by: sifty boones at August 21, 2026 03:55 PM (PEvHb)
Posted by: Oldcat at August 21, 2026 03:48 PM (uhVAy)
I can imagine. Some 37 year old B-list actress who remembers the taste of Harvey's todger now gets to do... what. Marry the regional manager of western-Nebraska whataburgers? Vacations are a drive to Rushmore or maybe Winter Park.
I'm sure the alcohol helps. Especially with the Harvey memories
Posted by: 88C+u at August 21, 2026 03:56 PM (88C+u)
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I don't get this. Markle was looking for a title -- senator -- for herself, not gifting one to a U.S. office holder.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 21, 2026 03:56 PM (wzUl9)
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They are infidels, they will be dealt with, no different from the rest. Inshallah.
Posted by: New Ownership at August 21, 2026 03:56 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 21, 2026 03:54 PM (ExV1e)
He was photographed with underaged girls at pedo island and the girl in the photo said she was 16 when he was diddling her.
That's pedo.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 21, 2026 03:56 PM (ccf/V)
Posted by: runner at August 21, 2026 03:53 PM (g47mK)
I believe it was through her white daddy, or his family, that she got the internship. The ones she's cut off since their skin color doesn't help her.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 21, 2026 03:56 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: free tibet at August 21, 2026 03:57 PM (iNp3L)
Posted by: SciVo at August 21, 2026 03:53 PM (L3Npt)
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My Mental "List" (begun in the early 90's) is now nearly innumerable and -- in such a situation -- keep me busy for the rest of my natural born life ... just sayin'.
Posted by: ShainS at August 21, 2026 03:57 PM (EDN4B)
You should be careful. There's, literally, zero evidence that this is true, no matter how many times people say it, and slander is taken seriously in the UK.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 21, 2026 03:54 PM (ExV1e)
Prince Andrew has an 'interesting past' that led to him being frog marched into a remote living situation in Scotland or somewhere and told to stay there. He has since been evicted from there I heard and might even have to pay rent now.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 21, 2026 03:57 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: kingsman at August 21, 2026 03:57 PM (ehY6c)
I thought didloes were a symbol of female empowerment. Now if they would start throwing fleshlights that would be sexualization of women.
Posted by: polynikes at August 21, 2026 03:57 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: Don Black at August 21, 2026 03:57 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: JuJuBee at August 21, 2026 03:57 PM (YSQQv)
Her ankles connected to her ears.
Posted by: sifty boones at August 21, 2026 03:58 PM (PEvHb)
and my dad was an Admiral in the Nebraska Navy
Posted by: free tibet
Well, the Platte River is certainly wide enough for a carrier. Its depth could be a problem.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 21, 2026 03:58 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 21, 2026 03:58 PM (rbvCR)
Her acting career achieved significant recognition. She became the first mixed-race member of the royal family. Throughout her time as a royal, Meghan has been involved in various humanitarian efforts, focusing on issues such as gender equality and advocacy for women's rights. 🤣 (In part, from a biography.
K's mother was the daughter of diplomats and kept her Indian citizenship. Her father eventually became a naturalized U.S. citizen.
An original anchor baby.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 21, 2026 03:58 PM (NFX2v)
and my dad was an Admiral in the Nebraska Navy
Posted by: free tibet at August 21, 2026 03:57 PM (iNp3L)
Nebraska does have an outlet to the sea.
In WWII the invasion craft were constructed on the banks of the Ohio ans Illinois Rivers and floated down the rivers when finished.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 21, 2026 03:59 PM (uhVAy)
True. When they threw that turquoise-studded leather prong onto the ballcourt at the inauguration of Mountain-Goat-Horn IV in Chaco Canyon, it ended a civilization.
Posted by: 88C+u at August 21, 2026 03:59 PM (88C+u)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at August 21, 2026 03:59 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: SciVo at August 21, 2026 03:53 PM (L3Npt)
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My Mental "List" (begun in the early 90's) is now nearly innumerable and -- in such a situation -- keep me busy for the rest of my natural born life ... just sayin'.
Posted by: ShainS at August 21, 2026 03:57 PM (EDN4B)
I mentioned the “ shut down and check out effect” last thread because I see it manifested in people I know, and sense that movement in myself. Just a tidal wave of dismal news every day, washing over all of us.
Posted by: tubal at August 21, 2026 04:00 PM (Gqar8)
I thought didloes were a symbol of female empowerment. Now if they would start throwing fleshlights that would be sexualization of women.
Posted by: polynikes at August 21, 2026 03:57 PM (KC5Lt)
Last years power symbol is this year's oppression.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 21, 2026 04:00 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 21, 2026 03:58 PM (sAmhv)
"mile wide, inch deep, too thick to drink, too thin to plow"
Posted by: Kindltot at August 21, 2026 04:00 PM (rbvCR)
The age of legal consent in Britain is 16.
Posted by: polynikes at August 21, 2026 04:00 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: Frasier Crane at August 21, 2026 04:01 PM (bNf8H)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 21, 2026 03:56 PM (ExV1e)
She used Caucasian as her identifier all the way up until she needed the drama from mexit. Remember, Meghan’s mom is bi-racial. Everything she is is due to a man- her father, her ex husband got her a c list at best acting role on Suits, she was the first canned by the way, and her current husband gave her the world. Which she promptly squandered because she really, truly, believes she is amazing and special.
And listen, there is nothing wrong with that, but own it and stop the I am woman hear me roar garbage.
Posted by: Piper at August 21, 2026 04:01 PM (ZdaMQ)
Let's not pretend that Harry is an asshole all on his own. He comes from a long line of assholes.
Imagine going four years without seeing one's grandchildren!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 21, 2026 04:01 PM (k5CNB)
Posted by: tubal at August 21, 2026 04:00 PM (Gqar
Trump gets Megan Marko and Prince Fuzzy deported and you call it dismal news?
Posted by: Oldcat at August 21, 2026 04:01 PM (uhVAy)
I bet the Commissioner has a gun rack full of them in her office.
Posted by: sifty boones at August 21, 2026 04:01 PM (PEvHb)
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 21, 2026 04:01 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 21, 2026 04:02 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Cheri at August 21, 2026 04:02 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 21, 2026 04:00 PM (rbvCR)
More bars than St. Louis, more sawyers than a mill. Can't wade it, can't ford it, can't float it, can't bridge it.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 21, 2026 04:02 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Skip at August 21, 2026 04:02 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 21, 2026 04:01 PM (k5CNB)
I'm sure King Charles would have sent money for a ticket if they came with a Nanny instead of the parents.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 21, 2026 04:02 PM (uhVAy)
That's pedo.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 21, 2026 03:56 PM (ccf/V)
I don't know that the girl ever said that she and Andrew had sex. She accused him of being aware that she was being trafficked and doing nothing about it.
Further, the only photos of them together - of which I am aware - are not, necessarily on the island. They may have been taken in Europe, where the age of consent is 16.
Andrew is a disgusting pig, and an idiot, but there's no evidence that he's a pedo.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 21, 2026 04:03 PM (ExV1e)
What the hell happened to that guy, that he had to start going after underagers?
Posted by: Bulg at August 21, 2026 04:03 PM (77rzZ)
Her acting career achieved significant recognition. She became the first mixed-race member of the royal family. Throughout her time as a royal, Meghan has been involved in various humanitarian efforts, focusing on issues such as gender equality and advocacy for women's rights.
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And not one word of this is true.
Posted by: Piper at August 21, 2026 04:03 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: tubal at August 21, 2026 04:00 PM (Gqar
Trump gets Megan Marko and Prince Fuzzy deported and you call it dismal news?
Posted by: Oldcat at August 21, 2026 04:01 PM (uhVAy)
Ah, well there IS that, oldcat!
Posted by: tubal at August 21, 2026 04:03 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: Smallish Bees at August 21, 2026 04:03 PM (8Q86n)
Posted by: sifty boones at August 21, 2026 04:04 PM (PEvHb)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 21, 2026 03:56 PM (wzUl9)
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Agree Wolfus.
The clause (Article I, Section 9, Clause
restricts only the federal government from granting titles of nobility and bars persons holding federal office from accepting presents, emoluments, offices, or titles from foreign states without Congressional consent. Posted by: ShainS at August 21, 2026 04:04 PM (EDN4B)
Posted by: Oldcat at August 21, 2026 03:57 PM (uhVAy)
That was due to him giving out classified financial information. The sort that the elites use to go from having a net worth of 20K to 40M in a couple years.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 21, 2026 04:04 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 21, 2026 04:04 PM (dtajH)
breaking from the British tradition that royals do not participate in party politics.
No kidding. That's a job for MI-5 within the UK and MI-6 everywhere else in the world.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 21, 2026 04:04 PM (y9nCu)
All righty Moron inventors:
A green dildo mortar. Fires autonomously. Dildo is soft plush so no injuries.
Get cracking. I can help with the patent application.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 21, 2026 04:04 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: four seasons at August 21, 2026 04:04 PM (/QHx4)
Posted by: gp at August 21, 2026 04:04 PM (Jr5Lq)
Posted by: Cheri at August 21, 2026 04:02 PM (oiNtH)
I'll be surprised. The Lady Di 2.0 (or is it 3.0) train is played out almost entirely. I did get a blast of real internal turmoil amongst the Royals and the Murkles didn't register.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 21, 2026 04:04 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: JuJuBee at August 21, 2026 04:05 PM (YSQQv)
That's an interesting sentence. The implication is he's not going to allow them what they really want -- a public role.
Posted by: Ace's liver at August 21, 2026 04:05 PM (8Y4BB)
Posted by: steevy at August 21, 2026 04:05 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 21, 2026 04:01 PM (k5CNB)
Ah I can do that standing on my head.
Posted by: Joe Big Guy Biden at August 21, 2026 04:05 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: Piper
No Meg & Harry in the fashion column, please. I'm still a Princess Anne, Princess Katherine fan.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 21, 2026 04:05 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Neo at August 21, 2026 04:06 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Smallish Bees at August 21, 2026 04:03 PM (8Q86n)
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Only 43% Total Nigerian Fraudsters!
Posted by: ShainS at August 21, 2026 04:06 PM (EDN4B)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 21, 2026 04:06 PM (u82oZ)
or was it Kyle? I only saw that one once. 'Twas funny, though.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at August 21, 2026 04:06 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Cheri at August 21, 2026 04:02 PM (oiNtH)
They didn't accuse the Queen of racism. They accused Charles and Catherine of racism. So... the current King and on-deck Queen Consort. Ooops.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 21, 2026 04:06 PM (ExV1e)
Contrary to some reports this is the final word… unless the whole court intervenes. I wouldn’t bet they don’t
Posted by: Neo at August 21, 2026 04:06 PM (RHGPo)
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Claude says, "I have no response to that."
Posted by: Martin Tell at August 21, 2026 04:07 PM (sFNX2)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 21, 2026 04:07 PM (gm9Sb)
Posted by: Piper at August 21, 2026 03:47 PM (ZdaMQ)
Since you're all 29, you probably don't remember: "Show us what's in the case, Meghan!"
Posted by: Doesn't Matter at August 21, 2026 04:07 PM (JCLJi)
Posted by: steevy at August 21, 2026 04:05 PM (YwEeS)
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Projection is not just a river in Egypt.
Posted by: ShainS at August 21, 2026 04:07 PM (EDN4B)
Posted by: Skip at August 21, 2026 04:07 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 21, 2026 04:07 PM (K32Fz)
One shot coilgun? put a flexible iron chain within the green plastic. surround it with a magnetic coil and empty a car battery into it.
Might be trouble passing that through the detectors though.
Posted by: 88C+u at August 21, 2026 04:07 PM (88C+u)
When the Queen found out they used it without asking her, she was livid. Also when they lied later to the press and said that the Queen was "overjoyed" that they named their spawn after her.
I really hate these two. Good riddance.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at August 21, 2026 04:08 PM (ZgwKJ)
==
They really hate pretty women.
Posted by: runner at August 21, 2026 04:08 PM (g47mK)
America is a shirt-sleeves to shirtsleeves place. Generational wealth, with a few exceptions, rarely lasts four generations.
From Queen Victoria to now is 6 generations.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 21, 2026 04:08 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 21, 2026
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The South Platte, where it flowed through Denver, was no bargain either. Cherry Creek had better flow.
I was always disappointed in the mighty Rio Grande at Albuquerque too. You crossed it, and you had to look back to make sure you'd done it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 21, 2026 04:09 PM (wzUl9)
Its probably true, I am sure they are racist, but that's not why Megan Sparkle was disliked
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 21, 2026 04:09 PM (K32Fz)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 21, 2026 03:56 PM (wzUl9)
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Agree Wolfus.
The clause (Article I, Section 9, Clause restricts only the federal government from granting titles of nobility and bars persons holding federal office from accepting presents, emoluments, offices, or titles from foreign states without Congressional consent.
Posted by: ShainS at August 21, 2026 04:04 PM (EDN4B)
When she first got married to Harry she got a royal title. I think they took it away along with Harry's punishment.
Posted by: Joe Big Guy Biden at August 21, 2026 04:09 PM (KC5Lt)
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Claude says, "I have no response to that."
Posted by: Martin Tell at August 21, 2026 04:07 PM (sFNX2)
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I would be afraid of the answer to the question: "I am alone with a neon green dildo."
Posted by: ShainS at August 21, 2026 04:09 PM (EDN4B)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 21, 2026 04:06 PM (u82oZ)
Whelp, AI is never wrong.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 21, 2026 04:09 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: steevy at August 21, 2026 04:05 PM (YwEeS)
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Projection is not just a river in Egypt.
Posted by: ShainS at August 21, 2026 04:07 PM (EDN4B)
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This is good news. It means they got nothing else. They are very very very worried about November.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 21, 2026 04:09 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: steevy at August 21, 2026 04:05 PM (YwEeS)
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Projection is not just a river in Egypt.
Posted by: ShainS at August 21, 2026 04:07 PM (EDN4B)
Well I was totally with him when he was Hitler, destroyed democracy and started WWIII but having a semi-cute staffer, that's too far!
Posted by: Oldcat at August 21, 2026 04:09 PM (uhVAy)
a man should be judged by those who hate him
these are the worst of the worst - morons, tasteless, lying, selfish, know-nothings
it says only good things about our President that they dislike him so!
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 21, 2026 04:09 PM (j+aD2)
They have some notes written by Harp that show she is star-struck by DJT, but I don't see any evidence of hankypanky.
Posted by: gp at August 21, 2026 04:10 PM (Jr5Lq)
Posted by: Don Black at August 21, 2026 04:10 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: ShainS at August 21, 2026 04:06 PM
One of Markle's nicknames ever since she did the failed lifestyle/cooking show is Nigeria Lawson.
Posted by: JuJuBee at August 21, 2026 04:10 PM (YSQQv)
Posted by: free tibet at August is a joke21, 2026 03:57 PM (iNp3L)
Nebraska Navy is a joke .You get a plaque and "official" proclamation signed by the governor. My dad had one.
Posted by: free tibet at August 21, 2026 04:10 PM (iNp3L)
agree agree agree!
this is not going to work out for them - it might have made a dent if you used it closer to election time before people could think about it a bit and realize it's nonsense
they got nothin
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 21, 2026 04:10 PM (j+aD2)
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She does seem inclined toward something being really selfish in her makeup. By her own doing, her estrangement from her family is but one example. She's fame-seeking and money hungry, and longing for large scale recognition. All the things I've ever read or seen about her point to this.
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 21, 2026 04:10 PM (qBdHI)
Posted by: Joe Big Guy Biden at August 21, 2026 04:09 PM (KC5Lt)
They have a Duke Dutchess title. Not a Prince/Princess title.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 21, 2026 04:10 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: Joe Big Guy Biden at August 21, 2026 04:09 PM (KC5Lt)
She's not supposed to call herself "her royal highness" but she's still the Duchess of Sussex.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 21, 2026 04:11 PM (ExV1e)
will keep their mouths shut this time?
Posted by: mr tmz at August 21, 2026 04:11 PM (rJ48h)
Trumps breath stinks . ....
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt at August 21, 2026 04:11 PM (Z01Qz)
Posted by: steevy at August 21, 2026 04:11 PM (YwEeS)
==
They really hate pretty women.
Posted by: runner at August 21, 2026 04:08 PM (g47mK)
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Especially since men mow make the best women.
Posted by: ShainS at August 21, 2026 04:11 PM (EDN4B)
AI says Meghan was not a yacht girl.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 21, 2026 04:06 PM (u82oZ)
I don’t know if she was or wasn’t, she was a suitcase girl on the price is right or something, there is something bizarre about her and Soho house. She announced her divorce from the guy who got her a real job for once by mailing the ring back to him. She is an opportunist, if nothing else.
And again, I am the last person to say your life being wholly reliant on a man is wrong. But don’t pretend you are the poster child for feminism while doing it.
Posted by: Piper at August 21, 2026 04:11 PM (ZdaMQ)
The kids were born without any of the royal physicians in attendance, and without allowing any of the usual witnesses.
Markle's sister and father have also revealed she has been lying about her age.
If the kids were born via surrogacy, they're legally ineligible to be in the line of succession to the throne at all.
Posted by: Beverly at August 21, 2026 04:11 PM (reMys)
Posted by: Neo
That never works.
-- Zombie James Strang
Posted by: Bulg at August 21, 2026 04:11 PM (77rzZ)
After saving the world and keeping Melania onside he has no energy for affairs.
And Melania take scare of business.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 21, 2026 04:12 PM (u82oZ)
a candle in the wind?
Posted by: anachronda at August 21, 2026 04:13 PM (v3pYe)
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They can seamlessly go from one gigantic lie to another about Trump. It's nothing but constant hair on fire insanity.
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 21, 2026 04:13 PM (qBdHI)
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 21, 2026 04:10 PM (qBdHI)
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Meghan is the Candace Owens of Barry Soetoros.
Posted by: ShainS at August 21, 2026 04:13 PM (EDN4B)
Thanks. they didn't take it away just didn't allow her to use it. Roger that.
Posted by: Joe Big Guy Biden at August 21, 2026 04:13 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: Oldcat at August 21, 2026 04:10 PM (uhVAy)
He is still a prince, and has that title, and she could be referred to as Princess Henry, which would probably give her an aneurysm, but she doesn't have a title like Princess of Wales.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 21, 2026 04:13 PM (ExV1e)
The kids were born without any of the royal physicians in attendance, and without allowing any of the usual witnesses.
Markle's sister and father have also revealed she has been lying about her age.
If the kids were born via surrogacy, they're legally ineligible to be in the line of succession to the throne at all.
Posted by: Beverly at August 21, 2026 04:11 PM (reMys)
The 'Warming Pan' theory returns! LOL. Nothing new in English history.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 21, 2026 04:13 PM (uhVAy)
Got preps to make. Movie afternoon with a widow.
She has never seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Until today.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 21, 2026 04:13 PM (u82oZ)
They're getting desperate. Even more BS chatter than normal.
The fun begins after Labor Day when Trump & Co start dropping bombs.
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 21, 2026 04:13 PM (dtajH)
Posted by: Skip
Fredericksburg! I've been to the Nimitz Museum there.
Posted by: Bulg at August 21, 2026 04:13 PM (77rzZ)
Chuckie the Tampon is closet muzzie who's using this ridiculous scripted family crisis to distract from the country being turned over to Pakistani rape gangs.
Enough. Charles the 1st treatment for all the perverted Windsor layabouts.
Yes, the Corgis, too.
Posted by: Auspex at August 21, 2026 04:13 PM (Y8DZL)
So sad ..........
Posted by: Franklin Stein at August 21, 2026 04:13 PM (4Hq22)
The clause (Article I, Section 9, Clause restricts only the federal government from granting titles of nobility and bars persons holding federal office from accepting presents, emoluments, offices, or titles from foreign states without Congressional consent.
Posted by: ShainS at August 21, 2026
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So I was not misunderstanding. Now if Markle were no longer a U.S. citizen, she would be barred from being a Senator -- the Constitution says that anyone who does not meet the qualifications to be president cannot be a senator, right? But if she is still a U.S. citizen, that would not apply.
Appointing her would be stupid, though, and I'm amazed Hair-Gel Newsom realized this (or his advisers did, and he listened).
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 21, 2026 04:13 PM (wzUl9)
(I denounce myself)
Posted by: Beverly at August 21, 2026 04:14 PM (reMys)
Semi-Literate Thug
All righty Moron inventors:
A green dildo mortar. Fires autonomously. Dildo is soft plush so no injuries.
Get cracking. I can help with the patent application.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 21, 2026 04:04 PM (u82oZ)
Dildo Gatling Cannon, GAU-10Inch
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 21, 2026 04:14 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: hobbitopoly at August 21, 2026 04:14 PM (ZgwKJ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 21, 2026 04:04 PM
You keep using that 'd' word. Mom says she does not think it means what you think it means.
Then she and Counsellor Troi give each other little smiles.
Posted by: Wesley "Ignio" Crusher at August 21, 2026 04:14 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Neo
That never works.
-- Zombie James Strang
Posted by: Bulg at August 21, 2026 04:11 PM (77rzZ)
Even Royal Crown Cola failed.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 21, 2026 04:14 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: anachronda at August 21, 2026 04:13 PM (v3pYe)
youtu.be/J5O56vmE_s8
Posted by: 88C+u saw her in concert at August 21, 2026 04:14 PM (88C+u)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 21, 2026 04:14 PM (gm9Sb)
Posted by: 55 gallons of Ivermectin should do it at August 21, 2026 04:14 PM (TbWk/)
Deal or No Deal
Posted by: bonhomme at August 21, 2026 04:14 PM (mkw2N)
Not that there's the slightest chance they had any chance at the throne anyway. Someone could nuke Windsor Palace on Christmas and leave them as the only heirs and parliament would pick some random hobo off the street.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 21, 2026 04:15 PM (K32Fz)
Posted by: Dorcas Blimline at August 21, 2026 04:15 PM (77rzZ)
Megyn Markle is Wallis Simpson on steroids.
Could you image the damage Wallis Simpson & King Edward VIII could have done if there had be today's social media during his reign? The Nazis would have taken over England, Europe, and possibly more.
Posted by: Frank Barone at August 21, 2026 04:15 PM (OkYzo)
Posted by: sifty boones
Hey! You keep Idaho's name out of your mouth in connection with that whore.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 21, 2026 04:15 PM (vJrRc)
Women don't produce eggs after a hysterectomy right?
Posted by: Joe Big Guy Biden at August 21, 2026 04:15 PM (KC5Lt)
AI says Meghan was not a yacht girl.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
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AI was trained on Reddit. One of the first big deals for training data. And it screwed it up to the extent that both Open AI and Gemini (Google) are trying to dereddit their training data.
Posted by: whig at August 21, 2026 04:15 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 21, 2026 04:16 PM (0U5gm)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 21, 2026 04:16 PM (K32Fz)
Posted by: Martin Tell at August 21, 2026 04:16 PM (sFNX2)
AI says Meghan was not a yacht girl.
ah, but you should hear it when her throat warbles. it's like being in a grove, man!
Posted by: anachronda at August 21, 2026 04:17 PM (v3pYe)
Posted by: bill in arkansas
I hear Pitcairn Island is nice this time of year.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 21, 2026 04:17 PM (0U5gm)
Posted by: Joe Big Guy Biden at August 21, 2026 04:15 PM (KC5Lt)
Apparently, it depends on whether the ovaries are still intact. They don't carry babies to term without a uterus, though.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 21, 2026 04:17 PM (ExV1e)
I was always disappointed in the mighty Rio Grande at Albuquerque too. You crossed it, and you had to look back to make sure you'd done it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 21, 2026 04:09 PM (wzUl9)
The Arkansas river, born in Colorado becomes really large really quickly, but by the time it reaches the Kansas border it is all but dry, and is totally dry by Dodge City. All the irrigation sucks it all up. Then it gets big again on the east side of Kansas, and by the time it passes Ozark, Arkansas, you have locks and such. Weirdness.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at August 21, 2026 04:17 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Piper at August 21, 2026 04:18 PM (ZdaMQ)
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So a warming pan baby, huh?
Posted by: Martin Tell at August 21, 2026 04:19 PM (sFNX2)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 21, 2026
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Nowadays Parliament would pick some imam's son
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 21, 2026 04:19 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: JuJuBee at August 21, 2026 04:19 PM (YSQQv)
"Meghan Markle, the actress-turned-British royal family member who is moving back to the United Kingdom after a stint in California, is reportedly in talks to return to acting with a role in the Netflix series “The Gentlemen,” which shoots in England." (More)
Imagine the security detail that'll take. 😬
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 21, 2026 04:20 PM (NFX2v)
In WWII the invasion craft were constructed on the banks of the Ohio and Illinois Rivers and floated down the rivers when finished.
Posted by: Oldcat
Nebraska does not contribute to either of those rivers. It does, however, to the Missouri, so it probably had the same thing going on with regard to that river.
Posted by: Dorcas Blimline at August 21, 2026 04:20 PM (77rzZ)
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So a warming pan baby, huh?
Posted by: Martin Tell at August 21, 2026 04:19 PM (sFNX2)
Looking forward to a Young Pretender and Old Pretender in France for the next 50 years or so.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 21, 2026 04:20 PM (uhVAy)
@OliLondonTV
8h
WNBA team Toronto Tempo unveils new non-binary mascot with She/They pronouns.
Dez the mascot, who uses She/They pronouns, identifies as a “borealis blue” snapping turtle from Muskoka.
Posted by: t-bird at August 21, 2026 04:20 PM (Q6Bu6)
Posted by: You're Donne at August 21, 2026 04:20 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: polynikes at August 21, 2026 04:20 PM (KC5Lt)
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think of a gumball machine, except now the gumballs just fall on the floor and roll away
Posted by: Don Black at August 21, 2026 04:21 PM (ZxPkt)
If they are standing next to her, by definition they are not gentlemen.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 21, 2026 04:21 PM (0U5gm)
This, too, is the story of the WNBA
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 21, 2026 04:21 PM (K32Fz)
Posted by: Dorcas Blimline at August 21, 2026 04:20 PM (77rzZ)
Missouri R hits the Mississippi at St Louis, which is below where the IL river joins and above where Ohio joins.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 21, 2026 04:21 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: tubal at August 21, 2026 04:21 PM (Gqar8)
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think of a gumball machine, except now the gumballs just fall on the floor and roll away
Posted by: Don Black at August 21, 2026
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Ewwww
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 21, 2026 04:21 PM (wzUl9)
wut
Posted by: m at August 21, 2026 04:22 PM (odBC9)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 21, 2026 04:23 PM (K32Fz)
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Unless she had a disease, I'd think 19 is awfully young for a hysterectomy.
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 21, 2026 04:23 PM (qBdHI)
Posted by: Piper at August 21, 2026 04:23 PM (ZdaMQ)
@OliLondonTV
8h
WNBA team Toronto Tempo unveils new non-binary mascot with She/They pronouns.
Dez the mascot, who uses She/They pronouns, identifies as a “borealis blue” snapping turtle from Muskoka.
Posted by: t-bird at August 21, 2026 04:20 PM (Q6Bu6)
________
1. These people are insane.
2. These are two of the ugliest mascots in sports history. They look like deformed cartoon robots from a Five Nights at Freddy's movie. They will give little kids nightmares.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 21, 2026 04:23 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 21, 2026 04:16 PM (0U5gm)
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Did they become part of the tour?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 21, 2026 04:23 PM (FZ29D)
Is this from a Gilbert and Sullivan operetta?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 21, 2026 04:23 PM (K32Fz)
Posted by: gp at August 21, 2026 04:24 PM (Jr5Lq)
It also has access to the far west. In the early 1830s, steamboats were going as far as what is now western Montana up the Missouri from Bellvue.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 21, 2026 04:24 PM (0U5gm)
Roberts gives the ok !
40vtrillion national debt historical record budget deficit but the King will have his ballroom
Posted by: Paul at August 21, 2026 04:24 PM (iT923)
If so they must not be aware of Harry's Nazi Halloween costume.
Posted by: polynikes at August 21, 2026 04:24 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 21, 2026 04:24 PM (NFX2v)
Probably no the first to say this, but I tried.
Posted by: JerseyDevilRider at August 21, 2026 04:24 PM (PepNr)
Is this from a Gilbert and Sullivan operetta?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 21, 2026 04:23 PM (K32Fz)
I don't think the Brits know about Rivers.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 21, 2026 04:24 PM (uhVAy)
Dez the mascot, who uses She/They pronouns, identifies as a “borealis blue” snapping turtle from Muskoka.
Posted by: t-bird at August 21, 2026 04:20 PM (Q6Bu6)
Will no one rid me of this tiresome league?
Posted by: hobbitopoly at August 21, 2026 04:24 PM (ZgwKJ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 21, 2026
***
He's a fine director. Truly amazing it is how people who are top-notch and on the ball in their working lives are often so misguided on the personal front.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 21, 2026 04:24 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 21, 2026 04:25 PM (gm9Sb)
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 21, 2026 03:47 PM (NFX2v)
And then, IIRC, the baby appeared to be darker than Meghan, recasting the concern as one of fidelity and paternity rather than race. (I don't really follow such things, so I may have been fooled by a hoax.)
Posted by: SciVo at August 21, 2026 04:25 PM (L3Npt)
If so they must not be aware of Harry's Nazi Halloween costume.
Posted by: polynikes at August 21, 2026 04:24 PM (KC5Lt)
I don’t think anyone likes them.
Posted by: Piper at August 21, 2026 04:25 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Don Black at August 21, 2026 04:25 PM (ZxPkt)
There's also the issue of Markle's timeline. She went from Northwestern to acting roles to Suits and blogged frequently with no mentions of yacht girl partying or anything like it. She was married to Engelson. There aren't any gaps that fit the claim.
Apparently her half brother and Tom Bower have repeated internet rumors. She's unlikable. It's entirely possible her half brother lied maliciously because he doesn't like her.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 21, 2026 04:25 PM (mkw2N)
Posted by: Don Black at August 21, 2026 04:25 PM (ZxPkt)
Depends on the dredge you use.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 21, 2026 04:26 PM (uhVAy)
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think of a gumball machine, except now the gumballs just fall on the floor and roll away
Posted by: Don Black at August 21, 2026
A hysterectomy does not always involve removal of the ovaries.
Posted by: Tuna at August 21, 2026 04:26 PM (lJ0H4)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 21, 2026 04:26 PM (9FgyL)
Posted by: Oldcat at August 21, 2026
***
Richard III knew all about me.
( -- Anthony Woodville, 2nd Earl Rivers)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 21, 2026 04:27 PM (wzUl9)
Harry and Megs ought open a soda pop company:
"Ginger Sparkle" practically sells itself.
GINGER SPARKLE!
Go Back Home to Refreshment!!!
Posted by: naturalfake at August 21, 2026 04:27 PM (iJfKG)
Posted by: Oldcat
Yes, but you specifically referenced the Illinois and the Ohio, not the Missouri. Both of those rivers are left-bank tributaries of the Mississippi, whereas the Missouri is right-bank tributary.
If you mean that Nebraska has access to the sea by virtue of being part of the Mississippi Watershed, then just say so. That would be an accurate statment.
Posted by: Dorcas Blimline at August 21, 2026 04:27 PM (77rzZ)
Yeah after he's done in two years he's going to take it with him. Don't you have a dick to suck someplace.
Posted by: polynikes at August 21, 2026 04:27 PM (KC5Lt)
He's hit and miss but when he's good, he's top 10. Most of his bad or lacking stuff was when he was with Madonna, coincidence or Yoko Ono/Valerie Bertinelli curse?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 21, 2026 04:27 PM (K32Fz)
Posted by: hobbitopoly at August 21, 2026 04:24 PM (ZgwKJ)
They are expanding!
Posted by: Oldcat at August 21, 2026 04:27 PM (uhVAy)
If you mean that Nebraska has access to the sea by virtue of being part of the Mississippi Watershed, then just say so. That would be an accurate statment.
Posted by: Dorcas Blimline at August 21, 2026 04:27 PM (77rzZ)
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Is there no depth of nitpickery that this commentariat will not plumb? Good grief lol
Posted by: ballistic at August 21, 2026 04:28 PM (oqH4h)
And I get the sense you suck Staffs of Decadence by choice.
Posted by: Thrawn at August 21, 2026 04:29 PM (dz8eD)
Posted by: Tuna at August 21, 2026 04:26 PM (lJ0H4)
Ya'll gotta lot going on down there. All we have to worry about is getting hit in the balls.
Posted by: polynikes at August 21, 2026 04:29 PM (KC5Lt)
If you mean that Nebraska has access to the sea by virtue of being part of the Mississippi Watershed, then just say so. That would be an accurate statment.
Posted by: Dorcas Blimline at August 21, 2026 04:27 PM (77rzZ)
I was just quoting the fun fact from the book I am reading on the persistent issues of landing craft in WWII. I added in river connections as a bonus.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 21, 2026 04:30 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: tubal at August 21, 2026 04:30 PM (Gqar8)
Trump: "OK done."
What did you expect from a real estate/builder president??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 21, 2026 04:30 PM (K32Fz)
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think of a gumball machine, except now the gumballs just fall on the floor and roll away
Posted by: Don Black at August 21, 2026
A hysterectomy does not always involve removal of the ovaries.
Posted by: Tuna at August 21, 2026 04:26 PM (lJ0H4)
Harry:
"Really, darling. Leaking eggs simply is not done. Stiff lower lips and all that!"
Posted by: naturalfake at August 21, 2026 04:30 PM (iJfKG)
Dez the mascot, who uses She/They pronouns, identifies as a “borealis blue” snapping turtle from Muskoka.
Posted by: t-bird at August 21, 2026 04:20 PM (Q6Bu6)
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I really hope that Clay Travis gets his WNBA team and they have a mascot called "Deez."
Posted by: ballistic at August 21, 2026 04:31 PM (oqH4h)
There can't be a lot of love lost especially when Harry and Megs went on their big Oprah interview leveling charges of racism against the royals and in particular, against Harry's Grandmother, the Queen.
Posted by: Cheri at August 21, 2026 04:02 PM (oiNtH)
Yeah! The Limey Royals are all racists, Nazis! Unlike my hubby!
https://tinyurl.com/497y2n3f
Oh.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 21, 2026 04:32 PM (y9nCu)
He's a beady-eyed ginger twit with the IQ of Gere's gerbil. Probably similar to the gerbil, based on his male nipple twisting and sucking. Gag. I didn't like him as a kid, & his Nazi loving & nekkid pool playing in Vegas did not endear me. Read during his hero military days he roughed up ho's & they had to cover for him.
Yacht wifey. She wore Diana's perfume to entrap him. Studied her til this dimwitted wanker with an oedipal complex proposed. He was desperate as the two women he dated (blondes) wanted nothing to do with his arse. I doubt it was the paparazzi that ruined those relationships based on his male nipple fetish. Bleah.
Bringing me to the surrogates & moon bump. A fun time & I saw photos of the moon slip that are funny. It also wobbled to & fro in one video. I was very pregnant twice with boulders that did not move like jello (used them for drink holders). I ain't fooled.
It was also written that someone in the know, said that she's had a hysterectomy. Probably from chronic chlamydia & other STD's.
Who knows?
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 21, 2026 04:32 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: Dorcas Blimline at August 21, 2026 04:32 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: 88C+u, toast of high society at August 21, 2026 04:33 PM (88C+u)
Last paragraph: "Ms. Wahab will now serve the remainder of Mr. Swalwell's term, which ends in January. She and Ms. Hernandez will complete against each other again in November for a full two-year term."
Don't say, it can't get worse.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 21, 2026 04:33 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Oldcat at August 21, 2026 04:30 PM (uhVAy)
It's OK. We're good.
Posted by: Dorcas Blimline at August 21, 2026 04:33 PM (77rzZ)
Fish puns;
Other puns;
Boobs;
Firearms;
NITPICKERY.
Posted by: Dorcas Blimline at August 21, 2026 04:32 PM (77rzZ)
Nitpickery should be above Firearms.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 21, 2026 04:34 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 21, 2026 04:34 PM (aJQbY)
Posted by: Bulg at August 21, 2026 04:34 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 21, 2026 04:34 PM (+gK6I)
Fish puns;
Other puns;
Boobs;
Firearms;
NITPICKERY.
Posted by: Dorcas Blimline at August 21, 2026 04:32 PM (77rzZ)
Movies, music, medical advice, relationship advice
Posted by: tubal at August 21, 2026 04:34 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 21, 2026 04:34 PM (gm9Sb)
Posted by: polynikes at August 21, 2026 04:35 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 21, 2026 04:34 PM (+gK6I)
She has to get him to cheat on her, so she can be Diana...
Posted by: Nova Local at August 21, 2026 04:35 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: Nazdar at August 21, 2026 04:35 PM (NcvvS)
Posted by: Skip at August 21, 2026 04:35 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 21, 2026 04:33 PM (NFX2v)
If she was appointed, how could AIPAC have put up opposition to the Dems appointing her?
Posted by: Oldcat at August 21, 2026 04:36 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: Joe Mama at August 21, 2026 04:36 PM (TezPK)
Posted by: tubal at August 21, 2026 04:36 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door
Lots of gold. Gold, gold everywhere.
Posted by: Tuna at August 21, 2026 04:36 PM (lJ0H4)
Out of curiosity, what is the source of your nic?
Posted by: Bulg at August 21, 2026 04:37 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: tubal at August 21, 2026 04:37 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 21, 2026 04:34 PM (gm9Sb)
LOL.. I was glad to see he can continue building... I saw a short blurb about it... Right between Melania was AOL for a month and letters written by Natalie Harp ... You know Trump's love interest.. No it's true.. The Internet said so and if it's on the Internet it must be true..
Posted by: It's me donna at August 21, 2026 04:37 PM (+gK6I)
Posted by: Thrawn at August 21, 2026 04:37 PM (dz8eD)
Posted by: fd at August 21, 2026 04:38 PM (MWfyi)
Posted by: Skip at August 21, 2026 04:35 PM (Ia/+0)
Wonderful. We'll get "Ladyballers" IRL.
Posted by: Thrawn at August 21, 2026 04:38 PM (dz8eD)
Posted by: Auspex at August 21, 2026 04:38 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: Thrawn at August 21, 2026 04:37 PM (dz8eD)
They both have to show up for they to be appropriate.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 21, 2026 04:38 PM (uhVAy)
Another close friend with whom we go dipnetting was supposed to be on that plane; it was his working group traveling out there for bidding purposes, but he had other things he needed to do first.
Just awful. Just an awful day.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 21, 2026 04:38 PM (gNl99)
Posted by: Thrawn at August 21, 2026 04:37 PM (dz8eD)
Acknowledgement of the voices in their heads.
Posted by: tubal at August 21, 2026 04:39 PM (Gqar8)
I also hate Megyn's facial mole and want to remove it with my rusty scalpel. A close up of her skin, oh, boy, is rough. It is rumored she has rancid BO and halitosis as who knows what she does with that mouth to woo a prince.
A disgusting person before she met him with her SoHo (appropriate) background. He once said she'd let him do anything. Right.Right.Right.
My favorite subreddit, which, it figures, I can't read now due to having to register, was hilarious. Hazbeen's many attempts at hair transplants have resulted in red pubic hair in a clump on his noggin. Some in the subreddit refer to him as scrotum head. I found that perfect.
Did I mention that I dislike both? The phoney attempts for her to cook. I did not watch anything at all to give her clicks but on archives. Martha Stewart now and then puts her on a hot, sizzling grill and I'm Team Martha, which I never thought I'd say.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 21, 2026 04:39 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: polynikes at August 21, 2026 04:39 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 21, 2026 04:38 PM (gNl99)
I'm so sorry
Posted by: It's me donna at August 21, 2026 04:39 PM (+gK6I)
Fairly long story that would royally (SWIDT) break OpSec. It's a nickname from my college years, based on a Czech word cognate to Russian Nazdarovia.
Posted by: Nazdar at August 21, 2026 04:39 PM (NcvvS)
Posted by: runner at August 21, 2026 04:39 PM (g47mK)
Who knows?
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 21, 2026 04:32 PM (hzuYO)
Now that they're back "home", I suggest a DNA test on the offspring. Just as a precaution, you understand.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at August 21, 2026 04:40 PM (ZgwKJ)
Posted by: Joe Mama at August 21, 2026 04:36 PM (TezPK)
I consider her going over the comeuppance for King George being such an asshole.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 21, 2026 04:40 PM (gNl99)
Posted by: Piper
Therein lies their power.
Posted by: Auspex at August 21, 2026 04:38 PM (Y8DZL)
Being hated by your relatives is no bar in the UK royal family.
It was traditional under the Hanoverians for the heir to be so hated by the King for them to have an entirely separate court and advisers for both of them.
That and insanity.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 21, 2026 04:40 PM (uhVAy)
QEII appointed them President and Vice President of the Queen's Commonwealth Trust. Markle as a POC would've been a good fit but no, her and Harry wanted a guarantee of half the income from the Duchy of Cornwall when William inherited after he became Prince of Wales. It all goes to the heir, zero to the spare. Markle was NOT happy to find out Harry was not insanely, independently wealthy.
The problem with giving Harry any role like a Governor General title is, he shoots off his mouth. He's an idiot who jumps headfirst into sensitive political topics (a no-no for royals) and shoots his mouth off. He could never do it without creating headaches and crises for the UK govt with their allies and enemies. He's with the Aspen Institute. His goal is to shut down free speech because he doesn't like what the media post about him and his wife. The First Amendment is bonkers, according to him.
Posted by: JuJuBee at August 21, 2026 04:40 PM (YSQQv)
I'm really sorry. That is awful and pray for everyone involved
Posted by: polynikes at August 21, 2026 04:41 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: Oldcat
I get your point but didn't write the article. Both the title and ending para. were quotes.
Here's another: "United Democracy Project, AIRPAC's super PAC, spent roughly $2.5 million, primarily denouncing Ms. Wahab."
Interesting article.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 21, 2026 04:41 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 21, 2026 04:41 PM (nqf1u)
Posted by: hobbitopoly at August 21, 2026 04:40 PM (ZgwKJ)
They're definitely his...Almost translucent white skin and carrot tops.. Hard to believe she gave birth to those or it wasn't an egg donor
Posted by: It's me donna at August 21, 2026 04:41 PM (+gK6I)
......
Beats workin'.
Besides, Yacht Girl seems just the type of person to be nagging everybody what to do.
Posted by: wth at August 21, 2026 04:42 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Nazdar at August 21, 2026 04:43 PM (NcvvS)
Posted by: gp at August 21, 2026 04:43 PM (Jr5Lq)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 21, 2026 04:41 PM (+gK6I)
Yes, but if they used a surrogate, then the kids aren't in line for the succession. Which removes two of their most important "chess pieces" from the board.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at August 21, 2026 04:43 PM (ZgwKJ)
Posted by: Bulg at August 21, 2026 04:43 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: tcn in AK
So sorry, tcn. Prayers for all involved.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 21, 2026 04:43 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Oldcat
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She won the special election. Only way you can serve in the House is via election--no appointments. That is unlike the Senate due to the original differences between the House and Senate.
AIPAC spent a bunch of money on the other Dem AWFL opposing her and the Muzzie won anyway.
Posted by: whig at August 21, 2026 04:44 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 21, 2026 04:41 PM (+gK6I)
She's 45. I can't believe she conceived naturally at her age.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 21, 2026 04:44 PM (gNl99)
The question, now, is which is the dumber of the two?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 21, 2026 04:41 PM (nqf1u)
I'd give the nod to the Mrs, since all she had to do was smile and nod and stay on the good side to have all the adulation and access to wealth she was angling for.
Blew that up almost instantly.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 21, 2026 04:44 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: polynikes at August 21, 2026 04:29 PM (KC5Lt)
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Which is of immediate concern when my 14-lb kitty climbs into my lap...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 21, 2026 04:44 PM (FZ29D)
Posted by: Piper
Therein lies their power.
Posted by: Auspex at August 21, 2026 04:38 PM
If Markle owned up to being the nastiest b1tch we've seen in decades, and played up to it and leaned into it, she would probably be a huge success as a trashy, outrageous celebrity. Instead she presents herself as an innocent, gentle lady who is constantly being bullied by others. People see through it.
Posted by: JuJuBee at August 21, 2026 04:45 PM (YSQQv)
Posted by: Piper at August 21, 2026 04:46 PM (ZdaMQ)
Much like our Congress and many of our presidents, for that matter.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 21, 2026 04:47 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 21, 2026 04:41 PM
She melodramatically and self-righteously declared she could never bring her children to the raaaaaacist UK only to hear them catcalled with the n-word. Meanwhile they are two of the whitest kids I have ever seen. From behind because she's protecting their privacy by not showing their faces (eyeroll).
Posted by: JuJuBee at August 21, 2026 04:48 PM (YSQQv)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at August 21, 2026 04:50 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: tubal at August 21, 2026 04:37 PM
Oh thanks for offering. I need my toenails cut.
Posted by: Prince Harry at August 21, 2026 04:50 PM (YSQQv)
A video of her enlarged moonbump visiting a dog shelter. She squatted down on heels (8mo or so) & petted a dog that did not like her. There was a pop, she stood & pressed something & her belly enlarged on camera with stunned staff watching. The visit was a photo op & she left after cooing a bit.
I did not need to push a button as plenty enlarged and all belly. From behind you did not know, then got the shock of your life from the side or front. He weighed 10lbs and there was no where else to go except a c-section after a labor that did nothing.
She supposedly had an epidural for the mystery birth then a blast off home as everything was wunderbar. With an epidural you can't move your legs well & I seriously doubt she'd return home in a few hours.
She's a professional narcissist & liar. Only someone as dumb as Harry would fall for it.
The baby showing at the barn of Windsor. Like a manger scene, I guess. The real doll would not perform as much as Hawwy pushed the button with his thumb.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 21, 2026 04:55 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: Tuna at August 21, 2026 04:26 PM (lJ0H4)
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yes, I know
thank you
see, in my throwaway comment, I likened the eggs to gumballs, just gumballs that had no future
poor gumballs
We regret any confusion, -Ed.
Posted by: Don Black at August 21, 2026 04:56 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 21, 2026 04:56 PM (wzUl9)
So the ridiculous dumb liar/fake Cambridge prof offed himself while I was away in the Canadian Rockies? Huh. Missed that. I think Western civilization will manage to scrape by without him, or, well actually, his removal won't affect the serious dynamics eroding it already.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 21, 2026 04:58 PM (U/Byj)
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Democratic Forays into Erotica
New Shows On Gore's DNC/MTV Network
Nicknames for Potatoes, By People Who Really Hate Potatoes
Star Wars Euphemisms for Self-Abuse
Signs You're at an Iraqi "Wedding Party"
Signs Your Clown Has Gone Bad
Signs That You, Geroge Michael, Should Probably Just Give It Up
Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry
NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom
Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?"
Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind
All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd
Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran
Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore
Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery
Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile
Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance
Collective Names for Groups of People
John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets
Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle
Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy
Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive"
Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
John Edwards Campaign Excuses
John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
Torments in Dog-Hell
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)