New UK PM Andy Burnham Is Taking Migrant Rape Seriously. He's Distributing a Pamphlet Telling Migrants They're Not Allowed to Rape (Or Have Sex With Children)

Um, do they speak English? Will they even be able to read this?

UK Home Office guide tells asylum seekers not to rape, harass women or make kissing noises

The nine-page booklet covers gender equality, domestic abuse and consent for those seeking refuge from other countries

A guide published by Britain's Home Office reminds asylum seekers not to rape women or sexually harass people, while noting that women are allowed to "earn their own money" and "make their own decisions about their lives."
The nine-page document is among the resources provided to asylum seekers seeking refuge, though it appears to target mostly men.
The guidance is meant to foster an understanding of expected behaviors for those arriving from other countries. Aside from earning a living, women are allowed to attend school, choose who they marry, travel freely and generally make their own decisions.

To be honest, after witnessing mentally ill women this past week, I'm not so sure that part about "making their own decisions" will survive the decade.

"Women do not need permission from a husband, father, brother, or any other man to do any of these things," the guide states.
Sections of the booklet cover gender equality, domestic abuse, sex and consent, respect in public, getting help and living in the U.K.
The section on domestic abuse warns of arrest and prison time for committing physical or emotional abuse against a partner.
...
In public, one must not direct sexual comments at people, even if they think it's appropriate, follow someone or block their path to refrain from whistling or making kissing noises at someone, it states.
A section on consent adds that both people must consent to sex without threat or pressure and that anyone can change their mind at any time.
"If you have sex with someone without their consent, this is called rape. Rape is a serious crime in the U.K. You could go to prison, lose your support and accommodation, and it will affect your asylum claim," the document states.

Anyone under the age of 16 is considered a child and cannot legally consent to sex, according to the guidance.
Support hotline numbers for victims of sexual and domestic abuse are provided at the end of each section and at the back of the booklet.
...
"Instead of trying to train these mainly young, male illegal immigrants to behave in a civilized way towards women, they should be deported," Shadow Home Secretary Chris Philp said.

Below, some actual text from the How Not to Rape Children guide to Cultural Enrichers.

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Understanding behaviours and expectations in the UK: a guide for asylum seekers (accessible)
Published 19 August 2026

Living in the UK
You are in the United Kingdom (UK) because you are seeking asylum.
We understand that coming to a new country can be difficult, and that laws and customs here may be different from your home country....

By the way, there's nothing in the guide about not shitting on the beach or pissing on the sidewalk.

Gender equality
In the UK, men and women have equal rights. This is an important part of UK culture and is protected by law.
Women can:
work and earn their own money
study and go to school or university
travel freely
choose who they marry, or choose not to marry
make their own decisions about their lives
Women do not need permission from a husband, father, brother or any other man to do any of these things.
Men and women are treated equally by the law, by employers, by schools and by services like hospitals and the police. It is against the law to treat someone unfairly because of their gender.

What is expected of you
Everyone in the UK is expected to treat men and women equally. Even if you are a family member, like a husband, father or brother, you must never:
stop a woman from working or studying
control what a woman wears or where she goes
stop a woman from seeing friends or family
make decisions for a woman without her agreement
...

Domestic abuse
Domestic abuse is when someone hurts, threatens, or controls their partner or family member. It can happen to anyone, regardless of their gender, age, or background.
Domestic abuse includes:
physical violence -- hitting, pushing, kicking, or any physical harm
threats -- saying you will hurt someone or making them afraid
controlling behaviour -- controlling someone's money, where they go, or who they can see
emotional abuse -- criticism, humiliation, or making someone feel worthless
taking away documents -- keeping someone's passport or identity documents from them
What is expected of you
You are expected to:
treat your partner and family with respect
let them make their own choices
never physically or verbally abuse or control them
Domestic abuse is a serious crime in the UK. If you do any of the behaviours in the list, you could be arrested and go to prison, lose your accommodation and support, and it could affect your asylum claim.

Barely any women are among these military-age male migrants supposedly fleeing unlivable conditions so much of this is hypothetical.

...
Sex and consent
Consent means both people freely agree to sex or sexual contact. In the UK, the law is clear and strict: both people must agree to sex or sexual contact of any kind. This means:
both people must say yes freely, without threat or pressure
someone can change their mind at any time, even if they said yes before
if someone is asleep, drunk, or unable to respond, they cannot consent
Consent is needed in every situation. This means even if you are married or in a relationship with someone, they must consent to sex every time.
If you have sex with someone without their consent, this is called rape. Rape is a serious crime in the UK. You could go to prison, lose your support and accommodation, and it will affect your asylum claim.
What is expected of you
You are expected to:
always make sure the other person freely and clearly agrees to sex or sexual contact
never use threat, force or pressure to make someone have sex
never try to have sex with someone who is asleep, drunk, or unable to consent clearly
stop if they say no or change their mind
The legal age of consent
The legal age of consent in the UK is 16. This means that anyone under the age of 16 is considered a child and cannot legally agree to have sex.
Sex with someone under the age of 16 is a serious crime in the UK. There are no exceptions to this rule. Even if they say yes, it is still illegal. You could go to prison, lose your support and accommodation, and it will affect your asylum claim.

Respect in public
In the UK, people have different beliefs, religions, cultures, relationships and ways of life. You must treat others with respect, even if you disagree with their beliefs or how they live.

What is expected of you
When you are in public spaces, alone or with friends, you must never:
make sexual comments to someone, even if you think it is a compliment
whistle or make kissing noises at someone
follow someone or block their path
make rude or offensive gestures
verbally abuse someone because of their gender, religion, or how they look

Taking photographs and videos
In the UK, we respect people's privacy. This means you must not take photographs or videos of someone without their consent.
It is a serious crime to:
take sexual images of someone without their consent
share sexual images of someone without their consent

Nothing about randomly stabbing men on the street or creeping up behind women and cutting their throats open. Maybe that's in the Advanced Material.

Boy there sure are a lot of rules that Amish migrants have to learn.

Maybe civilizations just can't incorporate arrogant savages who come a-beggin' for charity but insist that they've got all the answers and have come here to rule.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:20 PM

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1 ST

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 20, 2026 02:20 PM (fgbQO)

2 almost first!

Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 20, 2026 02:20 PM (CWTWj)

3 nd

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 20, 2026 02:20 PM (U1YJp)

4 What, thirnd is a real term, isn't it?

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 20, 2026 02:21 PM (U1YJp)

5 Background Check taking all day.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 20, 2026 02:21 PM (fgbQO)

6 Now we are going to see some results!

Posted by: Darth Randall at August 20, 2026 02:21 PM (mseD3)

7 That ought to do it, thanks Ray.

Posted by: Bete at August 20, 2026 02:21 PM (LX4y3)

8 Very cool.

Let's do that across the West.
Especially with teachers and the show biz types.
Give them two pamphlets.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 20, 2026 02:22 PM (Sco7b)

9 >>>4 What, thirnd is a real term, isn't it?

I think Thrindel is an elf in LOTR

Posted by: ace at August 20, 2026 02:22 PM (1wjle)

10 Didn't some Euroweenies try something similar with harassment at public swimming pools?

How'd that turn out?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 20, 2026 02:22 PM (2Cry5)

11 The immigrants need IKEA-style instructions on how not to rape children...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 20, 2026 02:22 PM (l3cgK)

12 which euro country was it did the stuff about sexual harassment only it was white guys bothering nonwhite females?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 20, 2026 02:23 PM (CWTWj)

13 Any government that refuses to defend it's borders, or defend it's women from sexual assault by foreigners who that same government has encouraged to immigrate, has lost all moral authority to govern.
Rue Britannia.

Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at August 20, 2026 02:23 PM (MNCvZ)

14 Thirnd is found in Urban Dictionary...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 20, 2026 02:23 PM (l3cgK)

15 they will jerk off to these pamphlets

idiots

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 20, 2026 02:23 PM (j+aD2)

16 Maybe civilizations just can't incorporate arrogant savages who come a-beggin' for charity but insist that they've got all the answers and have come here to rule.

I was unaware crazy talk was permitted on this here site.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 20, 2026 02:23 PM (Riz8t)

17 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 20, 2026 02:24 PM (ccf/V)

18 This is like that Chris Farley skit "Is It Date Rape?"
"Dude, come on! that's like FORTY BUCKS!"

Posted by: 88C+u at August 20, 2026 02:24 PM (88C+u)

19 It's cute they think the Islamic savages can read. They probably won't even wipe their asses with it.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 20, 2026 02:24 PM (2Cry5)

20 By the way, it's a little known fact that Aisha was adorable at age three.

But even prophet mo thought 'Nah, that's too young.'

And his 72 virgins.
Looks like a daycare.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 20, 2026 02:24 PM (Sco7b)

21 Oh. Well. Why hadn’t we thought of something like this before? Maybe even a little song and dance about it?

Posted by: Piper at August 20, 2026 02:24 PM (ZdaMQ)

22 "No sex please, we're British!"

Ah, the "pretty please" strategy always works so well for British Labour.

Posted by: Isophorone at August 20, 2026 02:24 PM (bpEno)

23 Any government that refuses to defend it's borders, or defend it's women from sexual assault by foreigners who that same government has encouraged to immigrate, has lost all moral authority to govern.
Rue Britannia.

Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at August 20, 2026 02:23 PM (MNCvZ)

Precisely! Couldn't agree more.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 20, 2026 02:24 PM (dTAT3)

24 Men going off to war don't bring their families along.
Men fleeing war, poverty and desperation bring their families along.

It's actually pretty simple.

Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at August 20, 2026 02:25 PM (MNCvZ)

25 15 they will jerk off to these pamphlets

idiots

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 20, 2026 02:23 PM (j+aD2)

Reminds me when I was in a bathroom at the University I went to...the instructions on the toilet seat covers said "First pull up, then pull down"...someone "helpfully" wrote next to it, "Jacking Off Instructions"...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 20, 2026 02:25 PM (l3cgK)

26 Not learning the complete ineffectiveness of the Eurotrash "No No Square" music video, the UK rushes to the forefront of ignorance and dipshittery.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 20, 2026 02:25 PM (ccf/V)

27 So just to be clear, cultural enrichment really means surprise weinering?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 20, 2026 02:25 PM (sKqQm)

28 Karmelo Anthony wasn't given a pamphlet at the venue entrance explaining that's it's not okay to stab people.
That should be enough to spring him....in Minnesota, not Texas.
Bwahaha

Posted by: torabora at August 20, 2026 02:25 PM (Joe6B)

29 We're missing the important point here, which is that Labour has finally realized that they have a huge problem with the native population. This pamphlet shows just how bereft of feck they are, but it's an indicator that they've realized there's an electoral tsunami headed their way, and they can't swim.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 20, 2026 02:25 PM (Riz8t)

30 17 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 20, 2026 02:24 PM (ccf/V)

FIRND!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 20, 2026 02:26 PM (l3cgK)

31 The British Lion is mangy and near death.

And it breaks my heart.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 20, 2026 02:26 PM (dTAT3)

32 f/uknews

If this isn't admitting there's a problem then I don't know what is. What language is the pamphlet in?

This comment might get you labelled far right

For real, its like... "HR please make sure you cover the 'do not stab people' training as we've noticed many new employees are stabbing people...
Maybe the problem is not in training but in who you are bringing on.

How long until the first comment saying "plenty of domestic people could use this too"? We know - we just can't deport domestic threats, can we?

For being a "greatest strength", they sure need to be told to not be a POS a lot

The best part about this is saying "In the UK both people must say 'yes'. This is called consent." is that it implies that there's countries out there where that's not the case. What do these people think life is like in North Africa, the Middle East, Afghanistan?

The Home Office made this. We need names of who created and sanctioned this. They need to be interviewed, studied.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 20, 2026 02:26 PM (bVQHO)

33 If they can't read, how does a pamphlet help?

Posted by: torabora at August 20, 2026 02:26 PM (Joe6B)

34 Wouldn't it be more efficient to give women guns and teach them how to shoot rapists? That would solve the problem of the rapist just moving on to other victims.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 20, 2026 02:26 PM (0Htd1)

35 It's almost like it would be easier to not let third-world retards into your country rather than take the time to print pamphlets advising them on how to act like they're not in whatever shithole they came from.

Almost.

Posted by: ballistic at August 20, 2026 02:26 PM (oqH4h)

36 "Islamist Law is a higher law than English Law, so we can rape and women and children to provide for our sexual desires" Muhammad Abdul Muhammad

Posted by: illiniwek at August 20, 2026 02:27 PM (vbXSk)

37 You mean that's all they had to do?

That simple of a solution was just sitting in front of them the whole time?

When a simple pamphlet would have stopped the thousands of rapes?

A Monty Python skit but the authorities are serious and the consequences are real.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 20, 2026 02:27 PM (3cUTc)

38
The Home Office made this. We need names of who created and sanctioned this. They need to be interviewed, studied.

And put in jars with chloroform, then stuck to cardboard with pins.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 20, 2026 02:27 PM (Riz8t)

39 29 We're missing the important point here, which is that Labour has finally realized that they have a huge problem with the native population. This pamphlet shows just how bereft of feck they are, but it's an indicator that they've realized there's an electoral tsunami headed their way, and they can't swim.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 20, 2026 02:25 PM (Riz8t

We can hope. We can also hope someone notices another viable solution to this problem and executes on it.

Posted by: Piper at August 20, 2026 02:27 PM (ZdaMQ)

40 "In the UK, people have different beliefs, religions, cultures, relationships and ways of life. You must treat others with respect, even if you disagree with their beliefs or how they live."

Unless they fly a St. George flag or admit to voting for Reform or some "reich-wing" party. In that case, *spit*.

Posted by: Thrawn at August 20, 2026 02:27 PM (dz8eD)

41 England already has enough retards.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 20, 2026 02:27 PM (fgbQO)

42 This will take off like wildfire, just like the "STOP! Don't touch me there" campaign.

Posted by: Has its own dance! at August 20, 2026 02:28 PM (TbWk/)

43 Men going off to war don't bring their families along.

A coworker of mine told me the story of his cousin. The cousin someone got refugee status in Sweden even though he is from Jordan.

Cousin got a free apartment, a stipend, free healthcare, the works. He moved in with a Swedish girl and rented out the apartment. Swedish girl found out he had a wife back in Jordan and dumped him.

So he found another woman in Italy who was apparently ok with him having a wife back home and was ok with him travelling back every so often. Still gets the stipend and apartment he is renting out in Sweden.

"Refugee". That travels home. Has a family there. But gets $$$ and nookie in Europe.

What a bunch of bullshit

Posted by: 18-1 at August 20, 2026 02:28 PM (sKqQm)

44 The Men of Al Zut are higher than Moohamhead.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 20, 2026 02:28 PM (fgbQO)

45 Hey UK........

Show me images of the area where you're handing these pamphlets out so I can see how many are IMMEDIATLY discarded.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 20, 2026 02:29 PM (ccf/V)

46 > Sex with someone under the age of 16 is a serious crime in the UK. There are no exceptions to this rule.

One of the patterns that emerged in the English child grooming scandal was all of the authority figures who dismissed victims as child prostitutes. Many police and social workers simply didn't care because they mentally put the victim in that box and felt justified not to act.

So no, I don't believe there are no exceptions to this rule.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 20, 2026 02:29 PM (mkw2N)

47 That place doesn't seem like it's fun.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at August 20, 2026 02:29 PM (Joe6B)

48 Maybe even a little song and dance about it?
Posted by: Piper at August 20, 2026 02:24 PM (ZdaMQ)
__

Here ya go:

https://tinyurl.com/mncurv9x

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 20, 2026 02:29 PM (w65YX)

49 Some of the people doing this know it will not have any effect at all.

But a LARGE amount of the people think that all the poor minorities are just ignorant. Because people are basically good everywhere on earth... Except conservative Christians. They are evil to the core.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 20, 2026 02:29 PM (N1DT3)

50 34 Wouldn't it be more efficient to give women guns and teach them how to shoot rapists? That would solve the problem of the rapist just moving on to other victims.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 20, 2026 02:26 PM (0Htd1

In a country that doesn’t even arm their police, I am thinking this is not going to happen. This populace has been so castrated, they can’t have knives. Well some special types can, but not normal people. They can’t even have a baseball bat.

Posted by: Piper at August 20, 2026 02:29 PM (ZdaMQ)

51 We can also hope someone notices another viable solution to this problem and executes on it.
Posted by: Piper at August 20, 2026 02:27 PM (ZdaMQ)

-------

If it were possible to bet the under on this I would put my life savings on it.

Posted by: ballistic at August 20, 2026 02:30 PM (oqH4h)

52 10 Didn't some Euroweenies try something similar with harassment at public swimming pools?

How'd that turn out?
Posted by: Martini Farmer

I think that that was in either Sweden or Norway. Adult mideastern men were molesting children at the pools. So, instead of arresting the molesters, they closed down the pools.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 20, 2026 02:30 PM (0Htd1)

53 Unicef makes up little songs.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 20, 2026 02:30 PM (fgbQO)

54 Um, do they speak English? Will they even be able to read this?

Yeah, I was wondering why it wasn't in Urdu, Arabic, and Dari.

Posted by: Nike Stock, Down 78%! at August 20, 2026 02:30 PM (aD4fx)

55 Show them on the doll where they can touch people.

Posted by: nckate at August 20, 2026 02:30 PM (enNUy)

56 Sex with someone under the age of 16 is a serious crime in the UK. There are no exceptions to this rule.

Except if she is a whore!

How do we know if she is a whore?

She isn't muslim.
She doesn't wear a burka
She leaves home without a male relative

Posted by: Some rapefugee in Britain at August 20, 2026 02:30 PM (sKqQm)

57 They don't care about rapes or murders. It's all part of the Replacement Program. Omelets and eggs don't cha know.

Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at August 20, 2026 02:30 PM (V362x)

58 Massive numbers of foreigners flooding into your country who refuse to assimilate and integrate aren't "immigrants"
They are invaders and occupiers.

Refusing to admit this is gonna destroy every single Western European ruling coalition.

The civilization that created the Enlightenment, the Reformation, the Renaissance, human rights, democracy and raised the standard of living for billions is committing slow motion suicide.

Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at August 20, 2026 02:30 PM (MNCvZ)

59 Well that solves it.
Phew and here I was worried over nothing.

Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez at August 20, 2026 02:31 PM (tZs6V)

60 41 England already has enough retards.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 20, 2026 02:27 PM (fgbQO)

Reminds me of the joke...
If Arkansas annexed the Ozarks, it would double the IQ of both Missouri and Arkansas...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 20, 2026 02:31 PM (l3cgK)

61 I'm gonna go waaaaay out on a limb and guess that the kind of people who need to be told these things are not much of a value add to society. It is unbelievable that we live in a time where governments are openly inviting people to whom they have to explain basic rules of culture (I mean, is most of this shit even tolerated in the 3rd world?) while telling their actual citizens this is a good thing.

Posted by: DPICM at August 20, 2026 02:31 PM (zweKz)

62 I'm going to need some clarification on this. Does the pamphlet discourage against having sex with any child, or are family members still considered OK?

Because, the NHS just beefed up the birth defect departments, and that seems to send mixed signals.

Posted by: Orson at August 20, 2026 02:31 PM (dIske)

63 "Refugee". That travels home. Has a family there. But gets $$$ and nookie in Europe.

What a bunch of bullshit

Posted by: 18-1 at August 20, 2026 02:28 PM (sKqQm)

Damn.

Let it burn.
Quickly and hot.
Like thermite.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 20, 2026 02:31 PM (Sco7b)

64 I suspect the real purpose of the pamphlet was to funnel money to a connected grandee.

I read the whole thing available online. It's a weird document. It's actual purpose can't possibly be to actually try to change behavior.

It also has several parts dedicated to "what to do if you've been raped" which seems aimed at ... migrant women?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 20, 2026 02:31 PM (iFTx/)

65 My wife teaches at a middle school with LOTS of "migrants".

Some can read at grade level in their native tongue, and are learning to read in English. If they keep trying, they will succeed.

Some cannot read at even a 1st-grade level in their native tongue if they came from an illiterate culture or one that does not educate females. There is a lot of work in their futures for them to read at grade level in English. Only a few will make it.

Some cannot read at even a 1st-grade level in their native tongue because their IQ is not high enough for that level of function. They will never read at a functional level, in any language.

In my (second hand) experience, a lot of the migrants can't even read those rape instructions, AND come from a culture where the rape of infidel women is rewarded.

Apparently, wanting to protect women as a normal man would is "far Right" behavior in Europe. I guess the Normies, the moderate Left, and the far Left are just fine with the wholesale rape of females?

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 20, 2026 02:31 PM (HlyYF)

66 One of the patterns that emerged in the English child grooming scandal was all of the authority figures who dismissed victims as child prostitutes. Many police and social workers simply didn't care because they mentally put the victim in that box and felt justified not to act.

Because the perpetrators were a protected class. Average white working class brit caught diddling kids would get hammered.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 20, 2026 02:32 PM (bVQHO)

67 44 The Men of Al Zut are higher than Moohamhead.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 20, 2026 02:28 PM (fgbQO)

The Men of Al Zut were teaching Mooham about animal husbandry...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 20, 2026 02:32 PM (l3cgK)

68
Okay. I sign. Now where woman?

Posted by: Cultural Enricher at August 20, 2026 02:32 PM (XJ22o)

69 Didn't some Euroweenies try something similar with harassment at public swimming pools?

A blue-haired German bureaucrat put up a poster at pools showing a white woman molesting a brown male amputee.

(And no, I am not making this up.)

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 20, 2026 02:32 PM (aD4fx)

70 Seems to be missing some very important information.

Posted by: British Goat Association at August 20, 2026 02:32 PM (wGerL)

71 Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 20, 2026 02:26 PM (bVQHO)

.... if even Reddit is catching on, the left is in real trouble.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 20, 2026 02:33 PM (N1DT3)

72 But a LARGE amount of the people think that all the poor minorities are just ignorant. Because people are basically good everywhere on earth... Except conservative Christians. They are evil to the core.

If you read Greek legends there is often a part where the hero comes upon a woman bathing/doing laundry and promptly has sex with her.

Now...sure, maybe there was occasionally a really horny laundress or something but for the most part this was almost certainly rape. And I don't think the Greek (homos?) are unusual in this aspect they just wrote it all down. Pretty much every pre-Christian society was like this.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 20, 2026 02:33 PM (sKqQm)

73 55 Show them on the doll where they can touch people.

Posted by: nckate at August 20, 2026 02:30 PM (enNUy)

They're not supposed to touch the dolls in the first place...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 20, 2026 02:33 PM (l3cgK)

74 They are coming in under their sharia law. Your laws mean NOTHING to them.

There's a reason it's all military aged MEN coming into your country. They are there for one reason and one reason only. To spread islham and it's barbaric cult around the world.

They will not assimilate. They will not succumb to your laws. They will not respect your women.

They will do what they do.

Why are you too f*cking stupid to see that after ALL of the examples you have available to you from ALL OVER THE WORLD.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 20, 2026 02:33 PM (ccf/V)

75 One of the Nordic countries, Finland I think did something similar. They put out a video of women dancing and singing “this is my no no zone” while pointing to their vagine area.

That’ll stop the savages as well as a pamphlet I’m sure.

Posted by: Sandy Cocasio Ortez at August 20, 2026 02:33 PM (tZs6V)

76 Here ya go:

https://tinyurl.com/mncurv9x"

The No No song?

Posted by: man at August 20, 2026 02:33 PM (XuXeR)

77 >>>He's Distributing a Pamphlet Telling Migrants They're Not Allowed to Rape (Or Have Sex With Children)

Was that wrong?

Posted by: Mohammed at August 20, 2026 02:34 PM (Ujiq0)

78 UK Home Office guide tells asylum seekers not to rape, harass women or make kissing noises

That's far right extremism right there! To gaol with you, you Tommy Robinson lover!

Posted by: Only a skinhead would say such things at August 20, 2026 02:34 PM (TbWk/)

79 Katie Hopkins wondered the same. If they can even read English:

https://tinyurl.com/bduc3kec

Posted by: beckster at August 20, 2026 02:34 PM (kX27y)

80 Seems to be missing some very important information.

Posted by: British Goat Association at August 20, 2026 02:32 PM (wGerL)/i]

Oh shit......

Posted by: Clarkson's Farm at August 20, 2026 02:34 PM (ccf/V)

81 33 If they can't read, how does a pamphlet help?

it's a cartoon book. illustrated.

hence my comment, above.

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 20, 2026 02:34 PM (j+aD2)

82 72 But a LARGE amount of the people think that all the poor minorities are just ignorant. Because people are basically good everywhere on earth... Except conservative Christians. They are evil to the core.

If you read Greek legends there is often a part where the hero comes upon a woman bathing/doing laundry and promptly has sex with her.

Now...sure, maybe there was occasionally a really horny laundress or something but for the most part this was almost certainly rape. And I don't think the Greek (homos?) are unusual in this aspect they just wrote it all down. Pretty much every pre-Christian society was like this.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 20, 2026 02:33 PM (sKqQm)

R@pe of the Sabine Women...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 20, 2026 02:35 PM (l3cgK)

83 Okay. I sign. Now where woman?"

Where the white women at?

Posted by: man at August 20, 2026 02:35 PM (XuXeR)

84 Gosh, they spent all that money on the RAF in the 40s -- they could've just sent some pamphlets over to Germany and solved the whole problem.

They just needed a section about dropping bombs and missiles.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 20, 2026 02:35 PM (YiKu7)

85 For anyone who is wondering about that poll showing Paxton ahead, I looked up the Texas Pulse site.

Same poll says that Abbott is only ahead of the Dem Challenger by 46% to 45%. Thing is, if you asked people on the street anywhere in Texas, only about one out of ten would even know her name. Totally unknown generic dem with no campaign at all going on. But Texas Pulse says she's only one point behind.

In his previous 3 elections, Abbott has always received between 57% and 63% of the vote. He'll be in that range again. This poll is off by 12 - 15 points, in favor of the democrat, and they're obviously off by the same amount in the Paxton/Talarico race.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2026 02:35 PM (edUvp)

86
The same culture that screws goats.

Posted by: Frank Barone at August 20, 2026 02:36 PM (OkYzo)

87 One of the patterns that emerged in the English child grooming scandal was all of the authority figures who dismissed victims as child prostitutes. Many police and social workers simply didn't care because they mentally put the victim in that box and felt justified not to act.

So no, I don't believe there are no exceptions to this rule.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 20, 2026 02:29 PM

13 year-old English girl: "I've been gang raped by a group of men."

English police (with no examination): "I don't think you have, missy."

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 20, 2026 02:36 PM (HlyYF)

88 Here ya go:

https://tinyurl.com/mncurv9x"

The No No song?
Posted by: man at August 20, 2026 02:33 PM (XuXeR)
_______

"Well, in my defense, Your Honor, she didn't do that dance ...."

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 20, 2026 02:36 PM (iFTx/)

89 I think the most egregious investigative article I've read was when a house full of Pakistanis pulled two underaged girls into their house with the promise of drinks. The two girls got hammered and were gang raped repeatedly. One was sober enough to call the police, who showed up.

Two arrests were made. The two underaged girls were arrested for public drunkenness. No arrests or anything for the Pakistanis.

Posted by: Orson at August 20, 2026 02:36 PM (dIske)

90 The polls have been even shittier then usual this year.

The first time in history someone ahead in polling by 20+ points lost a senate primary happened in 2026. As did the second.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 20, 2026 02:37 PM (sKqQm)

91 R@pe of the Sabine Women...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 20, 2026 02:35 PM (l3cgK)

But it wasn't RAPE rape!

Posted by: Whoopi Goldberg at August 20, 2026 02:37 PM (edUvp)

92 UK Home Office guide tells asylum seekers not to rape, harass women or make kissing noises"

So Tony Montana's brother can't use his pickup move?

Posted by: man at August 20, 2026 02:37 PM (XuXeR)

93 So don’t sodomize little girls, mkay?That’s bad, ‘mkay? This is a public service announcement from your dhimmi government. Pip pip!

Posted by: tubal at August 20, 2026 02:37 PM (Gqar8)

94 Is it wishful thinking, or do these clowns really and truly believe humans are simply interchangeable meat sticks?

Posted by: Common Tater at August 20, 2026 02:37 PM (O0G1y)

95 Gosh, they spent all that money on the RAF in the 40s -- they could've just sent some pamphlets over to Germany and solved the whole problem.

I saw a British WWII vet that said if he knew what his country was going to become he never would have signed up to fight the Germans...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 20, 2026 02:38 PM (sKqQm)

96 This comment might get you labelled far right

The comedian Russel Brand has said that he's been accused of being rightwing. I believe that he said one thing that fell out of the boundaries of leftism. I blame the media for this lunacy.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 20, 2026 02:38 PM (0Htd1)

97 >>Rape is a serious crime in the UK. You could go to prison, lose your support and accommodation, and it will affect your asylum claim.
__

"Could?" Another example that the UK has lost its "will."

Posted by: Frasier Crane at August 20, 2026 02:38 PM (bNf8H)

98 Didn't some Euroweenies try something similar with harassment at public swimming pools?

A blue-haired German bureaucrat put up a poster at pools showing a white woman molesting a brown male amputee.

(And no, I am not making this up.)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 20, 2026 02:32 PM (aD4fx)

Yeah, I saw it. You couldn't make this shit up if you tried.

Posted by: Bass-ackward world at August 20, 2026 02:38 PM (TbWk/)

99 To be honest, after witnessing mentally ill women this past week, I'm not so sure that part about "making their own decisions" will survive the decade.

Yeah, that's right, collectively punish all women for the actions of the fractions of a percent of women who are publicly insane.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 20, 2026 02:38 PM (vJrRc)

100 Whig was robbed! Or willow'd:

247 Yes, because He gave us free will.
Posted by: Bulg

Exactly. Only dullards and idiot atheists believe that the Lord makes people do evil on his account. They do so because they want to sin.
Posted by: whig at August 20, 2026 02:26 PM (E4rtv)

Muslims too. It is my understanding that mainstream, conventional Islam holds a version of what Christians would identify as one of the Determinist heresies. 'Inshallah' is commonly translated as "God willing" or "if God wills," but I believe that "as God wills" would be more accurate.

I don't pretend to be an expert, but you can observe in their behavior that they freely break every one of their own rules, with remorse only for consequences. Apparently, if they get away with it, that's what Allah meant to happen.

Posted by: SciVo at August 20, 2026 02:39 PM (L3Npt)

101 16? Where's the fun in that?

Posted by: Durka Durka at August 20, 2026 02:39 PM (QaH55)

102 Yeah, that's right, collectively punish all women for the actions of the fractions of a percent of women who are publicly insane.

The woman supporting Clancy are indeed a minority BUT they are quite possibly a majority of active social media users.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 20, 2026 02:39 PM (sKqQm)

103 For the sake of argument, lets do a thought exercise. Lets say I'm the grand poobah of an oil-rich Middle East nation. And I want to curry some favor with the West. Or maybe even dig in and subvert them in a long game.

I wouldn't do it by sending my worst. I'd send my best. Dig in like an Alabama Tick. And then use that goodwill for good or ill.

Tells you all you need to know about Muslim Immigration. They're sending their worst to get ride of them. We're taking them for Ideology. Mostly pushed by The International Sisterhood of the Vagina, Local 001.

Its the Mariel Boat Lift 2.0. Only a nation of retards would allow. We have met the retards, and they are us.

Posted by: Just Pretend at August 20, 2026 02:40 PM (WkcFj)

104 The same culture that screws goats.

Posted by: Frank Barone at August 20, 2026 02:36 PM (OkYzo)

And have homosexual sex the night before they commit jihad against the infidel.....all is forgiven in the eyes of allah if you die for the cause.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 20, 2026 02:40 PM (ccf/V)

105 If you read Greek legends there is often a part where the hero comes upon a woman bathing/doing laundry and promptly has sex with her.

Now...sure, maybe there was occasionally a really horny laundress or something but for the most part this was almost certainly rape. And I don't think the Greek (homos?) are unusual in this aspect they just wrote it all down. Pretty much every pre-Christian society was like this.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 20, 2026 02:33 PM (sKqQm)

Most of the people in the West have no idea that their entire moral structure exists because of Christianity and all the other moral structures are abhorrent, because they literally cannot conceive of any other moral structure than the Christian based one they grew up with. Even the evil ones that think killing babies is fine STILL accept most of the rest of the moral structure. (For now.)

But those on the left have actually flipped the acceptable/abhorrent in their minds because they hate God so much. Even as they act (mostly) in a way defined by Christian morality.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 20, 2026 02:40 PM (N1DT3)

106 Hmmm, after thinking about this, I think this is actually progress.

Last year, the pamphlets would have been for the little girls telling them not to be muslim cock teases.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 20, 2026 02:40 PM (Sco7b)

107 These are the same dummies who spent a generation trying to 'teach men not to rape' because that's what's causing it.

That kind of training makes no difference whatsoever. The non-rapey men don't need the lessons and the rapey ones aren't going to listen anyway.

So dumb.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 20, 2026 02:40 PM (PGK1w)

108 Tom Clancy?

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 20, 2026 02:40 PM (fgbQO)

109
Didn't some Euroweenies try something similar with harassment at public swimming pools?

How'd that turn out?
Posted by: Martini Farmer

================

Maybe Germany? I'm pretty sure it was Germany that also published pamphlets that provided handy graphics showing acceptable and unacceptable behavior, and all the bad guys were white and all the victims were dark.

I think this is how it's always done. I had to write a sexual harassment policy once for a company that legit needed it because men of a certain nationality were treating female Ph.D.s like wayward servants. Of course, I was instructed to use Anglo names in the sample scenarios and white guys in the graphics.

Posted by: Cultural Enricher at August 20, 2026 02:40 PM (XJ22o)

110 13 year-old English girl: "I've been gang raped by a group of men."

English police (with no examination): ~~"I don't think you have, missy."~~ You seduced them with your uncovered, sexy, tight little body. And English girls are all sluts anyway.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot

Recommended edit for accuracy.

Posted by: Fake AoS Editor at August 20, 2026 02:40 PM (bVQHO)

111 R@pe of the Sabine Women..."

I know some women near the Sabine. They're armed...

Posted by: man at August 20, 2026 02:41 PM (XuXeR)

112 Another thing about that Texas Poll - Texas Pulse says that 57% of Texans think that ICE has "gone too far" and should let up on the deportations - which if you know Texas is an idiotic take, unless you're mainly talking to the illegals and their employers.

It's a complete garbage poll.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2026 02:41 PM (edUvp)

113 One of the patterns that emerged in the English child grooming scandal was all of the authority figures who dismissed victims as child prostitutes. Many police and social workers simply didn't care because they mentally put the victim in that box and felt justified not to act.

So no, I don't believe there are no exceptions to this rule.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 20, 2026 02:29 PM

13 year-old English girl: "I've been gang raped by a group of men."

English police (with no examination): "I don't think you have, missy."
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 20, 2026 02:36 PM (HlyYF)
_______

The girls were of a lower class and class still means everything in UK. Too many people in UK think young low-class girls are prostitutes or sluts already.

I also think a lot of money was paid to the police and courts as bribes.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 20, 2026 02:41 PM (iFTx/)

114 R@pe of the Sabine Women...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 20, 2026 02:35 PM (l3cgK)

But they treated them REALLY well afterwards, so it's ok!

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 20, 2026 02:41 PM (N1DT3)

115 Tim Walz is furiously scribbling down a note, tongue out the corner of his mouth, #2 pencil flying across the page:

Dear Somali Friends,
I know you only just arrived here but you built Minnesota. However, as your loving Governor, please know you should not steal.
And lie.
And commit fraud.
And lie about lying.
And lie about committing fraud.
And lie about lying about stealing.
And lie about lying about lying.
And lie about lying about committing fraud.

I admit it is my fault for not telling you all of this before but please carefully read the enclosed pamphlet.

xoxo
Timmy Walz.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 20, 2026 02:41 PM (3cUTc)

116 "Sex with someone under the age of 16 is a serious crime in the UK. There are no exceptions to this rule. Even if they say yes, it is still illegal. You could go to prison, lose your support and accommodation, and it will affect your asylum claim."

You could go to prison ?
How about you Will go to prison and you Will lose you asylum claim.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 20, 2026 02:42 PM (NpAcC)

117 Where the white women at?
Posted by: man at August 20, 2026 02:35 PM (XuXeR)

Fucking Paolo, spending the child support money on Xanax, and cheering on female child-killers.

Posted by: Day that ends in Y at August 20, 2026 02:42 PM (TbWk/)

118
The comedian Russel Brand has said that he's been accused of being rightwing. I believe that he said one thing that fell out of the boundaries of leftism. I blame the media for this lunacy.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 20, 2026 02:38 PM (0Htd1)

I believe he's been red-pilled and has been doing podcasts where he's calling out all the leftiods for their dipshittery.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 20, 2026 02:42 PM (ccf/V)

119 And have homosexual sex the night before they commit jihad against the infidel.....all is forgiven in the eyes of allah if you die for the cause.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 20, 2026 02:40 PM (ccf/V)
-------

Getting rogered up the fartclam the night before you clack off a suicide vest seems like a shitty couple of days.

Posted by: ballistic at August 20, 2026 02:42 PM (oqH4h)

120 For the life of me, I will never understand why lefties reflexively defend asshole cultures.

My FIL consistently tells me the ME is filled with geniuses and they have a superior culture.

Posted by: MJ at August 20, 2026 02:42 PM (XOmY9)

121 Tells you all you need to know about Muslim Immigration. They're sending their worst to get ride of them. We're taking them for Ideology. Mostly pushed by The International Sisterhood of the Vagina, Local 001.

Islam has a particular problem brought on by polygamy.

Since high status men in Muslim countries end up with multiple wives it means there are a bunch of men that will never get a wife if they stay at home. This leads to significant unrest.

Traditionally Islam resolved this by sending those men off to war. If you won they got wives and Islam got more land. If you lost, well at least you got rid of your troublemakers.

Islamic countries can't win traditional wars anymore but they can still send these same sorts of men abroad and like the example I posted above, they are getting rewarded with $$$ and sex in Europe and the US so it is working.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 20, 2026 02:42 PM (sKqQm)

122 Is it wishful thinking, or do these clowns really and truly believe humans are simply interchangeable meat sticks?
Posted by: Common Tater at August 20, 2026 02:37 PM (O0G1y)

Embrace the healing power of "and"

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 20, 2026 02:43 PM (N1DT3)

123 One person’s no-no square may be different than another’s.

Posted by: Dirac_Delta at August 20, 2026 02:43 PM (OwOp6)

124 I saw also he is going to take 4k of the Cueta invaders.

Posted by: steevy at August 20, 2026 02:43 PM (YwEeS)

125 Yeah, that's right, collectively punish all women for the actions of the fractions of a percent of women who are publicly insane.
Posted by: FeatherBlade

I don't want my rights decided by the actions of David Hogg.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 20, 2026 02:43 PM (bVQHO)

126
Am I the only one that believes the military aged doctors and lawyers should be instantly beaten to within an inch of consciousness, then asked what they did that earned them their ass whipping, then finishing the ass whipping if they got the answer wrong?

Posted by: BifBewalski - at August 20, 2026 02:44 PM (QVmho)

127 > It is my understanding that mainstream, conventional Islam holds a version of what Christians would identify as one of the Determinist heresies. 'Inshallah' is commonly translated as "God willing" or "if God wills," but I believe that "as God wills" would be more accurate.

Plenty of Christians have this attitude too. It's not uncommon to hear a Christian Hispanic say, "Si Dios quiere" in response to a request to act. It literally translates to, "If God wants," but in practical terms it means, "I'm not going to do that, but if God wills it, it will happen."

Posted by: bonhomme at August 20, 2026 02:44 PM (mkw2N)

128 Of course, I was instructed to use Anglo names in the sample scenarios and white guys in the graphics.

There are several British government ad videos showing white males harassing minority females on the Tube.

Because that is an accurate reflection of reality. /s

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 20, 2026 02:44 PM (aD4fx)

129
Hmmm, after thinking about this, I think this is actually progress.

Last year, the pamphlets would have been for the little girls telling them not to be muslim cock teases.
Posted by: Stateless

=================

I read about some European superiors suggesting the native women adjust their wardrobes to respect the notions of their foreign guests.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2026 02:44 PM (XJ22o)

130 Lindsay Clancy should've just loaded up her three kids in the car, windows up, car off and doors locked, and left them in a hot parking lot during the summer while she got a mani pedi and her clam steamed, maybe a latte, like a normal woman would've.

Posted by: nckate at August 20, 2026 02:44 PM (enNUy)

131 Another hot take of mine. Grooming gangs tolerated in Britain because all the authorities involved are pedos or pedo adjacent. I mean would you turn your back on Starmer around your kids?

Asking for Lindsey Clancey supporters, who apparently are not just Paki bots.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 20, 2026 02:44 PM (bX16E)

132 Apparently, wanting to protect women as a normal man would is "far Right" behavior in Europe.

Remember, in France it's an official government/media position that air conditions are "extremist far-right technology".

Posted by: Ian S. at August 20, 2026 02:44 PM (2ocoG)

133 98 Didn't some Euroweenies try something similar with harassment at public swimming pools?

A blue-haired German bureaucrat put up a poster at pools showing a white woman molesting a brown male amputee.

(And no, I am not making this up.)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 20, 2026 02:32 PM (aD4fx)

Yeah, I saw it. You couldn't make this shit up if you tried.

Posted by: Bass-ackward world at August 20, 2026 02:38 PM (TbWk/)

We try our best to make up stuff like this, but it seems they always exceed our work...

Posted by: The Babylon Bee at August 20, 2026 02:44 PM (l3cgK)

134
It's a complete garbage poll.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2026 02:41 PM (edUvp)

It is rapidly becoming my belief that all polls are election interference.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 20, 2026 02:44 PM (ccf/V)

135 A new version of the IRA is starting to beat the war drum about the illegal invasion. The governments in Belfast and Dublin should probably take them seriously, given their past performance.

Posted by: Cosda at August 20, 2026 02:45 PM (Fkr3y)

136
"you must never:

stop a woman from working or studying
control what a woman wears or where she goes
stop a woman from seeing friends or family
make decisions for a woman without her agreement"

Hahaha hahaha Hahaha hahahaHahaha hahaha
*catches breath*
Hahaha hahaha Hahaha hahahaHahaha hahaha

Posted by: Stop it. You're killing me! at August 20, 2026 02:45 PM (2Ez/1)

137 Um, do they speak English? Will they even be able to read this?

To prevent illiteracy misunderstandings, the pamphlets use only pictograms illustrating what not to do.

Illegal illiterate invaders took it to be an instruction manual.

Posted by: mindful webworker - obviously at August 20, 2026 02:45 PM (xQnBX)

138 Getting rogered up the fartclam the night before you clack off a suicide vest seems like a shitty couple of days."

Wasn't there one guy who broke his toe by kicking a jihadi in the nads? That would be bad...

Posted by: man at August 20, 2026 02:45 PM (XuXeR)

139 > I also think a lot of money was paid to the police and courts as bribes.

Not just money. I believe some of the local cops were invited to rape parties.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 20, 2026 02:46 PM (mkw2N)

140 Didn't some Euroweenies try something similar with harassment at public swimming pools?
---
Yes, it was Germany.

And the perps in the graphics were all white.
And the victims were all brown.

Because that is the real problem--you can't go around accusing immigrants who are groping and raping, of groping and raping:
That would be racist.

But it's not racist to accuse all white people of groping and raping just because they are white.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 20, 2026 02:46 PM (3cUTc)

141 120 For the life of me, I will never understand why lefties reflexively defend asshole cultures.

My FIL consistently tells me the ME is filled with geniuses and they have a superior culture.
Posted by: MJ at August 20, 2026 02:42 PM (XOmY9

Which is made obvious by their cities, the amazing advancements they are making on the tech world, and the desire of others to move to the ME, not from the ME.

Posted by: Piper at August 20, 2026 02:46 PM (ZdaMQ)

142 A new version of the IRA is starting to beat the war drum about the illegal invasion. The governments in Belfast and Dublin should probably take them seriously, given their past performance.
Posted by: Cosda at August 20, 2026 02:45 PM (Fkr3y)

In before the 'nothing will happen' guy.

Too soon?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 20, 2026 02:46 PM (ccf/V)

143 For the life of me, I will never understand why lefties reflexively defend asshole cultures.

Guilt. And that's not just "Lefties". Guilt defines American Jews. Defines a wide swath of the Protestant Religion.

Guilt is baked into the Traditional American Gestalt. And its useful - as a negative feedback look. A check on tendencies. A bit of introspection when one is on top.

Up to a point. We're past that point. We're a dying empire. We don't have the luxury of indulging in guilt right now.

Posted by: Just Pretend at August 20, 2026 02:46 PM (WkcFj)

144 A new version of the IRA is starting to beat the war drum about the illegal invasion. The governments in Belfast and Dublin should probably take them seriously, given their past performance.

I'm gonna guess the Kennedys won't be supporting the IRA this time.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 20, 2026 02:46 PM (2ocoG)

145 110 13 year-old English girl: "I've been gang raped by a group of men."

English police (with no examination): "I don't think you have, missy." You seduced them with your uncovered, sexy, tight little body. And English girls are all sluts anyway.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot

Recommended edit for accuracy.

Posted by: Fake AoS Editor at August 20, 2026 02:40 PM

Dang it! I let my cardboard membership lapse last year, so I did NOT receive the AOS style guide for this year.

I will labor to do better. (Although in my defense, I am an Idiot.)

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 20, 2026 02:46 PM (HlyYF)

146 I read about some European superiors suggesting the native women adjust their wardrobes to respect the notions of their foreign guests.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2026 02:44 PM (XJ22o)

"The Devil Wears Prada 3" is going to suck.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 20, 2026 02:46 PM (Sco7b)

147 It looks to me like the UK does not respect muslim cultures. Pretty obvious, when you look at all the rules the government pushes to change their behavior and traditional beliefs.

Racist colonialists.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 20, 2026 02:46 PM (SQPqL)

148 The girls were of a lower class and class still means everything in UK. Too many people in UK think young low-class girls are prostitutes or sluts already.

I also think a lot of money was paid to the police and courts as bribes.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 20, 2026 02:41 PM (iFTx/)

Ten euros says a not insignificant number of cops were customers too.

Posted by: Badges like illegal poon too at August 20, 2026 02:46 PM (TbWk/)

149 I don't pretend to be an expert, but you can observe in their behavior that they freely break every one of their own rules, with remorse only for consequences. Apparently, if they get away with it, that's what Allah meant to happen.
Posted by: SciVo at August 20, 2026 02:39 PM (L3Npt)

This attitude pervades their entire society, with many destructive effects. It's what Winston Churchill was referring to when he wrote about the Terrible Curse that Mohammed placed upon his followers. They react with sloth and lack of action to the most terrible circumstances, because it must be the Will of Allah.

It's also the core reason that Arab armies fail so consistently (except when they're fighting each other) They start off full of fury and passion because Allah is behind them - but once the war starts to go badly, that's a sign that Allah is not behind this war at all. And that's when they simply throw their guns down, change into civilian clothes and run away, like the Syrian Army did a couple years back. It's what all Arab armies do sooner or later.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2026 02:47 PM (edUvp)

150 If it's not printed in Urdu Bengali, and Arabic it's a wasted effort.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 20, 2026 02:47 PM (RIvkX)

151 My FIL consistently tells me the ME is filled with geniuses and they have a superior culture."

Ok, that's funny right there...

Posted by: man at August 20, 2026 02:47 PM (XuXeR)

152 Oh, I read an amusing thread - the initial claim was "taxes are theft".

And while it got the usual leftist sort of responses - "go to somalia then" (isn't that hate speech now?) or "you are just a rich privileged white man so of course you don't care about anyone else" (a woman posted it)

But a couple tried to really the claim. Their answer? Yes sure you own your own body but not anything you produce yourself because "you didn't build that!" so therefore society can take from you what it wants. Now, the original poster pointed out this is inconsistent - the state that can take the products of your labor because it wants them can obviously all demand to use your body to produce whatever it wants as well and amazingly the leftists agreed to that until it was pointed out that means the government could make you get pregnant or have sex with who it wanted "for the needs of society" and at that point it devolved to "go to somalia!"

Posted by: 18-1 at August 20, 2026 02:47 PM (sKqQm)

153 not out to bash any group, truly, but anyone who is female, homosexual, lesbian, transgender, atheist, feminist who supports any Muslim who seeks political power is suffering from a serious probably fatal delusion.

Posted by: tubal at August 20, 2026 02:47 PM (Gqar8)

154 [Not learning the complete ineffectiveness of the Eurotrash "No No Square" music video, the UK rushes to the forefront of ignorance and dipshittery.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 20, 2026 02:25 PM (ccf/V)

For reference:
https://tinyurl.com/3djcm4bx

"But officer... her mouth wasn't in her no no square!"

Posted by: weew at August 20, 2026 02:47 PM (9TspW)

155 30 17 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 20, 2026 02:24 PM (ccf/V)

FIRND!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 20, 2026 02:26 PM (l3cgK)

lol!

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 20, 2026 02:48 PM (U1YJp)

156 Let Europe die. I'm of English and Irish descent and watching them commit cultural and national suicide is rough but they're gone. Pax Americana protected them from each other but not from being internally stupid

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 20, 2026 02:48 PM (rp63B)

157 So he found another woman in Italy who was apparently ok with him having a wife back home and was ok with him travelling back every so often. Still gets the stipend and apartment he is renting out in Sweden.

"Refugee". That travels home. Has a family there. But gets $$$ and nookie in Europe.

What a bunch of bullshit
Posted by: 18-1 at August 20, 2026 02:28 PM (sKqQm)

In a just world, the woman who is enabling this behavior would have her Italian citizenship stripped and she can go back to whichever country the "refugee" is originally from to be that guy's second (or whatever number) wife.

Posted by: Thrawn at August 20, 2026 02:48 PM (dz8eD)

158 Muslim wasn't wearing proper PPE on a knife job at a packing plant. Safety manager stopped the guy and told him. The Muslim guy said if Allah didn't want him to get hurt, he didn't need PPE and if Allah did want him to get hurt, the PPE wouldn't protect him. Safety manager informed him that apparently, Allah didn't want him working in the packing plant.

Posted by: Wally at August 20, 2026 02:48 PM (avzFa)

159 British Government will put out these leaflets, yet anyone that complains about the Muslim Crimes will still get a visit from the weak kneed cops, warning them about "promoting hate" for not liking the rapes and murders.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 20, 2026 02:49 PM (vbXSk)

160 Domestic abuse is a serious crime in the UK. If you do any of the behaviours in the list, you could be arrested and go to prison, lose your accommodation and support, and it could affect your asylum claim.
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This might be more believable if they actually ENFORCED this...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 20, 2026 02:49 PM (FZ29D)

161 "The Devil Wears Prada 3" is going to suck."

Sponsored by Hefty Cinch Sack?

Posted by: man at August 20, 2026 02:50 PM (XuXeR)

162 The girls were of a lower class and class still means everything in UK. Too many people in UK think young low-class girls are prostitutes or sluts already.

I also think a lot of money was paid to the police and courts as bribes.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 20, 2026 02:41 PM (iFTx/)

Ten euros says a not insignificant number of cops were customers too.
Posted by: Badges like illegal poon too at August 20, 2026 02:46 PM (TbWk/)
__________

100%

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 20, 2026 02:50 PM (iFTx/)

163 So now when a Paki gets caught raping another 10 year old white girl, the convo with police will go:

"well, did you read the pamphlet?"
"no, what pamphlet?"
"You haven't read it? OK, your free to go. But you must read the pamphlet."

And the next week, when he's arrested again for raping a 9 year old:
"You again. Didn't you read the pamphlet?"
"I did. But I didn't understand it, it wasn't in Arabic."

And on and on, ever more outlandish reasons why he didn't read/understand the pamphlet, and at each step down the line, where the worst they do to him is require he read the pamphlet.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 20, 2026 02:50 PM (3cUTc)

164 156 Let Europe die. I'm of English and Irish descent and watching them commit cultural and national suicide is rough but they're gone. Pax Americana protected them from each other but not from being internally stupid

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 20, 2026 02:48 PM (rp63B

I envision everything turning out in our favour.

At about 25% to 35% of the population remaining.
Carbon emmission goals reached.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 20, 2026 02:51 PM (Sco7b)

165 Thank God I don't live in the UK or have plans to travel there again! Beautiful country is gone with these feckless & spineless leaders. Let's have tea and scones and discuss this like civilized people! Who are being overrun by the uncivil.

Of course they don't speak English as you have to assimilate to the culture which they refuse to do anywhere they land their barbarian baboon asses.

I wonder who was on this committee & how long it took to come up with 9 pages at the taxpayer expense.

Their precious migrants would do well to use it as TP vs their left hand while squatting on toilets.

Meanwhile, the barbarians from Morocco in Ceuta are waiting for their fair share of Europe and the UK to support, them with more rumored to be on the way. No one seems to know how many are still there, overcoming the town with scabies and worse infections. Yesterday, from France, news was of the sad sad violin of the "youth" living in cardboard shacks and refusing to leave.

The only cultural enhancement I see illegals bringing are rape, murder & infectious disease.

I realize I should have pity for the "youth" but my pity allowance ran out over 15yrs ago.

None. I have none left to spare.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 20, 2026 02:51 PM (hzuYO)

166 Nations with islham as their governing body cover their women from head to toe because the seeing of SKIN causes the male to go insane and attack them with his cock in every hole possible.

Leadership in the UK thinks a f*cking pamphlet is going to correct this inbred mindset........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 20, 2026 02:51 PM (ccf/V)

167 Yeah, I was wondering why it wasn't in Urdu, Arabic, and Dari.
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Well, duh. That would be racist.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 20, 2026 02:52 PM (0Htd1)

168 Safety manager informed him that apparently, Allah didn't want him working in the packing plant.

Posted by: Wally
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Safety guy lucky he not knife receptacle.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 20, 2026 02:52 PM (JS6jE)

169 131 Another hot take of mine. Grooming gangs tolerated in Britain because all the authorities involved are pedos or pedo adjacent.

Amazing how many books I read involving historical events or biographies that invariably discuss directly or indirectly how many of the British elites were fags, or at best maybe just bi-curious. When that's your ruling class I think you've reached Caligula's Roman period.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at August 20, 2026 02:52 PM (QaH55)

170 Home Office Wankers: Wot's all this rape, then?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 20, 2026 02:52 PM (Q45uQ)

171 This effort by the UK is directed at the male Muslims, right? Most of whom can't read. And wouldn't abide even if they could and would likely turn on the person distributing the pamphlets and cut them up.

I see no way this doesn't end up with enraged Muslim males going on some sort of rampage in the near future.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 20, 2026 02:52 PM (2Cry5)

172
Safety manager informed him that apparently, Allah didn't want him working in the packing plant.
Posted by: Wally

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That ought to be made into a Little Golden Book.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2026 02:52 PM (XJ22o)

173 Do not care, personally, from the part of Europe my ancestors came from. They left for a reason, all of them and I am grateful they did. No Europe Magic for me.

Posted by: tubal at August 20, 2026 02:53 PM (Gqar8)

174 I see no way this doesn't end up with enraged Muslim males going on some sort of rampage in the near future.

Behead those that say Islam is violent

Posted by: 18-1 at August 20, 2026 02:53 PM (sKqQm)

175 170 Home Office Wankers: Wot's all this rape, then?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 20, 2026 02:52 PM (Q45uQ)

OI! WHERE'S YOUR RAPIN' LICOINSE!?!?!

Posted by: Thrawn at August 20, 2026 02:53 PM (dz8eD)

176 If it's not printed in Urdu Bengali, and Arabic it's a wasted effort.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 20, 2026 02:47 PM (RIvkX)
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It's a wasted effort

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 20, 2026 02:53 PM (nyjNu)

177 Gender equality. Beyond parody.

Posted by: ... at August 20, 2026 02:54 PM (/1cu1)

178
Let Europe die. I'm of English and Irish descent and watching them commit cultural and national suicide is rough but they're gone. Pax Americana protected them from each other but not from being internally stupid

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 20, 2026 02:48 PM (rp63B

I AM INTRIGUED BY YOUR IDEAS AND WOULD LIKE TO SUBSCRIBE TO YOUR NEWSLETTER

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 20, 2026 02:54 PM (y9nCu)

179 How many of these invaders can even read?. A manual of pictures showing what not to do would be porn and and a how to instructional

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 20, 2026 02:54 PM (rp63B)

180 120 For the life of me, I will never understand why lefties reflexively defend asshole cultures.

My FIL consistently tells me the ME is filled with geniuses and they have a superior culture.

Posted by: MJ at August 20, 2026 02:42 PM (XOmY9)

Does he shake their right hand or left hand?

Posted by: The Babylon Bee at August 20, 2026 02:54 PM (l3cgK)

181 Teach men not to Sharia.

Posted by: ... at August 20, 2026 02:55 PM (/1cu1)

182 Amazing how many books I read involving historical events or biographies that invariably discuss directly or indirectly how many of the British elites were fags, or at best maybe just bi-curious. When that's your ruling class I think you've reached Caligula's Roman period.

I remain convinced that certain people still want us in NATO because they are Englandophiles. They believe, in their heart, that the English must be just like us because they're mostly white like us and speak mostly the same language as us.

Those people are full of shit.

Posted by: Just Pretend at August 20, 2026 02:55 PM (WkcFj)

183
"If you have sex with someone without their consent, this is called rape. Rape is a serious crime in the U.K. You could go to prison, lose your support and accommodation, and it will affect your asylum claim," the document states.

OH NO. Don't tell me that it'll go on their Permanent Record!!!! You Limey barbarians!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 20, 2026 02:55 PM (y9nCu)

184 If an invading horde attempts to institute Sharia law, pee on them. Vomit. Blow your Sharia whistle. Then run.

Posted by: ... at August 20, 2026 02:56 PM (/1cu1)

185 156 Let Europe die. I'm of English and Irish descent and watching them commit cultural and national suicide is rough but they're gone. Pax Americana protected them from each other but not from being internally stupid
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 20, 2026 02:48 PM (rp63B)

I'm Scotch-Irish, so I have a special kind of hatred for the British. My ancestors came here to get away from them, and 250 years ago finally succeeded.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at August 20, 2026 02:56 PM (QaH55)

186 >>>>>Amazing how many books I read involving historical events or biographies that invariably discuss directly or indirectly how many of the British elites were fags, or at best maybe just bi-curious. When that's your ruling class I think you've reached Caligula's Roman period.

England is a fag country.

Posted by: Archie Bunker at August 20, 2026 02:57 PM (/OKHJ)

187 Home Office Wankers: Wot's all this rape, then?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 20, 2026 02:52 PM (Q45uQ)

OI! WHERE'S YOUR RAPIN' LICOINSE!?!?!
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"Says in this here pamphlet that it's not rape if she consents."
"She says she didn't consent."
"Well, she's a liar"
"Oh, you got us there--the pamphlet doesn't cover "if she lies. You're free to go."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 20, 2026 02:57 PM (3cUTc)

188 They'll just tear the pamphlet into confetti, toss it over their shoulder, and start rapin' anyway. They don't give a damn what the kuffars say about it.

Posted by: weew at August 20, 2026 02:57 PM (9TspW)

189 There's one weird trick to avoid having to print pamplets telling moslem invaders not to rape the locals: stop importing moslem invaders.

Posted by: Crusader at August 20, 2026 02:57 PM (TN0g+)

190 My FIL consistently tells me the ME is filled with geniuses and they have a superior culture.

I'd tell your father in law that if he truly believes Wakanda exists ? He's a coward for not moving there.

Or I'd just tell him to shut up and leave. Probably the latter.

Posted by: Just Pretend at August 20, 2026 02:57 PM (WkcFj)

191 Now, see here mate, unsolicited approaches to females are not proper, eh, old chap?

Posted by: An old sod at August 20, 2026 02:58 PM (XeU6L)

192 "The laws and customs of this country may be different."

Ya THINK?

This, sir, is a buttered crumpet too far!

Thou shall eat bacon would be my first command after the rapey parts.

Why do the upper crust elites not realize these low IQ inbred invadors cannot read, they cannot stop themselves from wanting to rut with white girls? It is very clear after the rape gangs of Rotherham. What more do they bloody need?

Deport them before it is too late and you are all in burkas! Before they burn down Westminster Abbey, the Magna Carta, the Book of Kells! Are you blind? Deaf to your own people?

For heaven's sake let Rupert Lowe take a swing at this mess!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 20, 2026 02:58 PM (hzuYO)

193
What is expected of you
What is expected of you
What is expected of you

This is not going to be taken well.

Posted by: m at August 20, 2026 02:58 PM (odBC9)

194 I hope the 57 genders are on there.

Also let them know if they attempt to behead you they will be reported to HR and subject to the hearing process.

Posted by: ... at August 20, 2026 02:58 PM (/1cu1)

195 This shit is exactly what the progs are trying to do here

And exactly why you never give up you arms, your communications, or your publishing equpment. Or - and people tend to forget this - your transportation. CA is banning all terrain and offroad tires for a reason.

At a minimum you have to be prepared to name and shame prosecutors, judges, LE, and gov officials who enable the invaders and their crimes in your area.

Posted by: heya at August 20, 2026 02:58 PM (TkJMd)

196
Just say NO to rape.

The more you know*

Posted by: Don Black at August 20, 2026 02:59 PM (ZxPkt)

197 The only way the Brits stop all the raping, raping, and raping, along with the knifings, is to close their border and start up the deportations.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 20, 2026 02:59 PM (nyjNu)

198 These Paki inbred mud people will sooner eat the pamphlet than read it.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 20, 2026 02:59 PM (3cUTc)

199 Thi is not the first "Let us explain to you what "Rape" mean" pamphlet the UK govt has handed out to migrants. They did they same thing about 8 yeara ago, caused a similar kerfuffle.

Bu did the kerfuffle change anything? No. Migrants still flood in.

And did the pamphlets change anything? No. The migrants are still debateaby even homo sapiens, shitting where they stand, raping anything that looks weak, grabbing anything that looks unattended.

But look at the upside: Maybe they can use the pamphlet as toilet paper?

Posted by: zombie at August 20, 2026 02:59 PM (Av6i5)

200 IMO rape is just violent sadism, and the Mahometans rape anything because they are violent sadists by definition. They. like. it. And, the behavior is sanctioned.

Posted by: tubal at August 20, 2026 02:59 PM (Gqar8)

201 71 This effort by the UK is directed at the male Muslims, right? Most of whom can't read. And wouldn't abide even if they could and would likely turn on the person distributing the pamphlets and cut them up.

I see no way this doesn't end up with enraged Muslim males going on some sort of rampage in the near future.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 20, 2026 02:52 PM (2Cry5)

More likely it will just be ignored, if they even learn the pamphlets exist.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at August 20, 2026 02:59 PM (9ZFZd)

202 200

Posted by: m at August 20, 2026 02:59 PM (odBC9)

203 Another hot take of mine. Grooming gangs tolerated in Britain because all the authorities involved are pedos or pedo adjacent.
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Now do the United States...

Posted by: Crusader at August 20, 2026 03:00 PM (TN0g+)

204 @185 Rex, the Scottish government isn't doing it's people any favors eurher

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 20, 2026 03:00 PM (rp63B)

205 Wait until the pamphlets for white people come out.

"1. If you are a woman, cover your hair."

Posted by: ... at August 20, 2026 03:00 PM (/1cu1)

206
Rape is terribly rude, and simply isn't done in polite company. Right. Off you go then.

Posted by: Don Black at August 20, 2026 03:01 PM (ZxPkt)

207 Another hot take of mine. Grooming gangs tolerated in Britain because all the authorities involved are pedos or pedo adjacent.
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Now do the United States...
Posted by: Crusader at August 20, 2026 03:00 PM (TN0g+)

That's not very "Back the Blue".

* shakes head *

Posted by: Just Pretend at August 20, 2026 03:01 PM (WkcFj)

208 The How Not to Rape Children guide to Cultural Enrichers is so over-wordy. And scoldy. Like the Cleveland Clinic and Mayo Clinic sites, which I loved for their sanity, but now they're over-wordy and seem AI-written.

Posted by: m at August 20, 2026 03:01 PM (odBC9)

209 120 For the life of me, I will never understand why lefties reflexively defend asshole cultures.

My FIL consistently tells me the ME is filled with geniuses and they have a superior culture.
Posted by: MJ at August 20, 2026 02:42 PM (XOmY9)

I guess he likes the idea of throwing gays off roofs.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2026 03:01 PM (edUvp)

210 r/blackpeopleofreddit (this took a turn I didn't expect)

We failed Jason Arday (RIP) and now some of the allegations are emerging as false. Society may have failed him, but as Black folk, we failed him more.

The UK media is vicious AND RACIST do not forget how hard they hounded Megan Markle for being mixed. This was a digital lynching funded by THE CEO OF LARGEST SURVEILLANCE AI COMPANY IN THE WORLD

Seriously. I was shocked to see that Megan Markle is going back. Granted, America ain't great right now for a cacophony of other reasons... but still.

We don't have black media that is influential in the UK. We do not even have DEI in the UK, the talking points were imported from America. They have blood on their hands. Something has to be done about the demonic and racist British Media.

People are connecting it all with Peter Thiel and his racist campaign against black people. It is obvious he is a descendant of a Nazi.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 20, 2026 03:01 PM (bVQHO)

211 This effort by the UK is directed at the male Muslims, right? Most of whom can't read. And wouldn't abide even if they could and would likely turn on the person distributing the pamphlets and cut them up.

I see no way this doesn't end up with enraged Muslim males going on some sort of rampage in the near future.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 20, 2026 02:52 PM

All adult islamic males are taught to read MSA so they can read the koran. If it is printed in arabic they can read it.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 20, 2026 03:01 PM (cpFbA)

212 " 156 Let Europe die. I'm of English and Irish descent and watching them commit cultural and national suicide is rough but they're gone. Pax Americana protected them from each other but not from being internally stupid
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 20, 2026 02:48 PM (rp63B)
"

Well, good news. They're basically doomed no matter what now. Demographics are past the inflection point.

We need to make sure any refugees we get aren't prog fucktards, or else we just have the international version of the CA-disapora plague. We already have enough demographic problems here of our own.

Posted by: heya at August 20, 2026 03:02 PM (TkJMd)

213 202 200
Posted by: m
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Only counts in hand grenades and horseshoes.

Posted by: An old sod at August 20, 2026 03:02 PM (XeU6L)

214 209 120 For the life of me, I will never understand why lefties reflexively defend asshole cultures.

My FIL consistently tells me the ME is filled with geniuses and they have a superior culture.
Posted by: MJ at August 20, 2026 02:42 PM (XOmY9)

I guess he likes the idea of throwing gays off roofs.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2026 03:01 PM (edUvp)

They just don't use enough pixie dust...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 20, 2026 03:02 PM (l3cgK)

215 156 Let Europe die. I'm of English and Irish descent and watching them commit cultural and national suicide is rough but they're gone. Pax Americana protected them from each other but not from being internally stupid
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 20, 2026 02:48 PM (rp63B)
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Maybe a hot take, but anyone with courage and ambition left Ireland and the UK to come to the New World.

Just like why Cuban cigars aren't what they used to be. The seeds and the know-how all fled Cuba for Nicaragua and the Dominican Republic.

Posted by: ballistic at August 20, 2026 03:02 PM (oqH4h)

216 Wasn't it just last week that an African got caught in London because he raped an old hobo dude who had just staggered drunk out of a pub?

Posted by: nckate at August 20, 2026 03:02 PM (enNUy)

217 213 202 200
Posted by: m
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Only counts in hand grenades and horseshoes.

Posted by: An old sod at August 20, 2026 03:02 PM (XeU6L)

Don't forget nukes...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 20, 2026 03:02 PM (l3cgK)

218 213 202 200
Posted by: m
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Only counts in hand grenades and horseshoes.
Posted by: An old sod at August 20, 2026 03:02 PM (XeU6L)

; )

Posted by: m at August 20, 2026 03:03 PM (odBC9)

219 One of the patterns that emerged in the English child grooming scandal was all of the authority figures who dismissed victims as child prostitutes. Many police and social workers simply didn't care because they mentally put the victim in that box and felt justified not to act.
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I believe the authority figures were largely in on a cut of the money and/or in on raping children.

Posted by: Crusader at August 20, 2026 03:04 PM (TN0g+)

220 Wasn't it just last week that an African got caught in London because he raped an old hobo dude who had just staggered drunk out of a pub?

Posted by: nckate at August 20, 2026 03:02 PM (enNUy)

The pamphlet doesn't say you can't rape hobos.

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 20, 2026 03:04 PM (/OKHJ)

221 @215 ballistic, true and with regard to the UK a lot of the best were killed in the world wars.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 20, 2026 03:04 PM (rp63B)

222 I'm of English and Irish descent and watching them commit cultural and national suicide is rough but they're gone
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It ain't a suicide, Gus. Not even close. Shot five times in the back of the head, with a bolt action rifle.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 20, 2026 03:05 PM (O0G1y)

223 Does the pamphlet mention the no no square?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 20, 2026 03:05 PM (ZVgZ4)

224 The pamphlet doesn't say you can't rape hobos.

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 20, 2026 03:04 PM

Raped hobos do not make good jerky.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 20, 2026 03:05 PM (cpFbA)

225 210 r/blackpeopleofreddit (this took a turn I didn't expect)

We failed Jason Arday (RIP) and now some of the allegations are emerging as false. Society may have failed him, but as Black folk, we failed him more.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 20, 2026 03:01 PM (bVQHO)

wut

Posted by: m at August 20, 2026 03:05 PM (odBC9)

226 They come from a society that requires at least 2 other males present during the rape that will come forward and acknowledge the woman was raped.

You think they're worried about UK f*cking laws?

"Did you rape this woman?"

"Nope."

"You two. You were there? Did he rape her?"

"Nope I see NOTHING!!!!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 20, 2026 03:05 PM (ccf/V)

227 Wasn't it just last week that an African got caught in London because he raped an old hobo dude who had just staggered drunk out of a pub?

Well ... whom of us hasn't had his gaze turned by an old, fat drunk saucily shaking that apple-bottom as he staggers out the door ?

I'm sure MJs Father-In-Law would understand.

Posted by: Just Pretend at August 20, 2026 03:06 PM (WkcFj)

228 What we have is a religion that can’t be fixed, that is counter to everything we value. What we don’t have have is a resolute thought out plan of action to combat their onslaught. Bodes ill, that.

Posted by: tubal at August 20, 2026 03:06 PM (Gqar8)

229 I'm Scotch-Irish, so I have a special kind of hatred for the British. My ancestors came here to get away from them, and 250 years ago finally succeeded.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at August 20, 2026 02:56 PM (QaH55)

In defense of my ancestors, a lot of the British people that came here ALSO wanted to get away from the British.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 20, 2026 03:06 PM (N1DT3)

230 I'm sure with the Hazbeen prince returning to the UK this all will magically stop!

On top of his own lowered IQ from being dropped on his head as an infant (I guess)...goodness he's fugly!

Close ups of his face make me queasy. First I see his strange nose, with a bulb before it meets his beady, too close together eyes. I wonder if that is some sort of natural storage for cocaine vs someone breaking his snout. I move on to the pubic hair transplant clump and harf.

In the subreddit I used to read for laughs they refer to him as a scrotum head. My life will never be the same as they now require you to register and I am not stupid.

Then I quickly move on. I won't even get into the yacht wife or faceless children of surrogates.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 20, 2026 03:07 PM (hzuYO)

231 UK Home Office guide tells asylum seekers not to rape, harass women or make kissing noises

Nine pages shall be the whole of the law...

Posted by: The United Krapdom at August 20, 2026 03:07 PM (VnVVA)

232 For the life of me, I will never understand why lefties reflexively defend asshole cultures.
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As is noted here continuously, they are psychologically damaged. A socio-political idealogy has displaced their ability to reason.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 20, 2026 03:07 PM (XeU6L)

233 "120 For the life of me, I will never understand why lefties reflexively defend asshole cultures."

They are all convinced that they'll either get to write poetry without having to do real work, or get to run their own little fiefdoms featuring state-approved rape, torture, and murder. Or both. They are all fucking psychopaths, even a lot of the innocuous misguided-sounding middle aged white cat ladies.

Culture doesn't matter to them, POWER does. With a decisive victory they can do whatever they want. They see barbarians like muslims as a tool; if they get uppity later, they can just genocide them, use them for slave labor, or part them out.

ANY outsider group hostile to western civ is a potential ally.

Posted by: heya at August 20, 2026 03:08 PM (TkJMd)

234 No, they can't read it. So the government will spend a billion pounds to provide interpreters.

Posted by: egd at August 20, 2026 03:09 PM (fgke1)

235 IMO rape is just violent sadism, and the Mahometans rape anything because they are violent sadists by definition. They. like. it. And, the behavior is sanctioned.
Posted by: tubal at August 20, 2026 02:59 PM (Gqar

They raped nuns on the altar in the Hagia Sophia.

They BRAG about that.

Musselmen are violent barbarians.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 20, 2026 03:09 PM (N1DT3)

236 What we have is a religion that can’t be fixed, that is counter to everything we value. What we don’t have have is a resolute thought out plan of action to combat their onslaught. Bodes ill, that.

I'll argue that. What we have is the critical weakness of American Law. The idea that "Religious Objection" trumps all.

That's bullshit. If it's important enough to codify into law, your particular "Religious" views don't concern me.

Its set in our Founding by Quakers and such. Its crap. If your "Religious Beliefs" require beating on my front door at all hours of the night ? I'm going to beat right back. "Religous Beliefs" or not.

Don't stop traffic just because you think God told you to.

Posted by: Just Pretend at August 20, 2026 03:10 PM (WkcFj)

237 As is noted here continuously, they are psychologically damaged. A socio-political idealogy has displaced their ability to reason.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 20, 2026 03:07 PM (XeU6L)

I think a lack of reason is the polite explanation.

They are hateful bastards, not all of them, some are just stupid.

Posted by: ... at August 20, 2026 03:10 PM (/1cu1)

238 Perhaps it would be helpful to educate people as to the customs of a new country BEFORE they go there and expect to be welcomed.

If they don’t get it, they can’t come in.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 20, 2026 03:10 PM (W2Pud)

239 "As is noted here continuously, they are psychologically damaged. A socio-political idealogy has displaced their ability to reason.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 20, 2026 03:07 PM (XeU6L)"

No. No excusing them. They reason just fine; they know what they are doing, and why, and it has worked great for decades.

The results they are getting is ecactly what they want. They just plan to shiv the muslims later

Posted by: heya at August 20, 2026 03:10 PM (TkJMd)

240 204 @185 Rex, the Scottish government isn't doing it's people any favors eurher
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 20, 2026 03:00 PM (rp63B)

Hard pressed to find one that does in the West.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at August 20, 2026 03:11 PM (QaH55)

241 Maybe give the asylum seekers social aid officers; at local cop stations; where they can be counseled on How To Act Here. Maybe every time they pick up their aid check.

Posted by: m at August 20, 2026 03:11 PM (odBC9)

242 226 They come from a society that requires at least 2 other males present during the rape that will come forward and acknowledge the woman was raped.

You think they're worried about UK f*cking laws?

"Did you rape this woman?"

"Nope."

"You two. You were there? Did he rape her?"

"Nope I see NOTHING!!!!"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 20, 2026 03:05 PM (ccf/V)
*******
An added twist is this for women before stoning.

Doesn't matter if you are 9yrs or 22yrs as a female virgin refusing to have sex with your chosen husband:

First you shall be publically raped because thou cannot stone a virgin.

I am serious on this law.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 20, 2026 03:11 PM (hzuYO)

243 I guess they assume that these people can actually read in the first place.

Hello, Horde! 😊💕💐

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at August 20, 2026 03:11 PM (SRRAx)

244 That's bullshit. If it's important enough to codify into law, your particular "Religious" views don't concern me.

Its set in our Founding by Quakers and such. Its crap. If your "Religious Beliefs" require beating on my front door at all hours of the night ? I'm going to beat right back. "Religous Beliefs" or not.

Don't stop traffic just because you think God told you to.
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Our founding fathers would have torched any building that housed any instrument used for a public "Call to prayer".

Posted by: Crusader at August 20, 2026 03:12 PM (TN0g+)

245 What did all the oil money buy? Politicians, academics, lawyers, clerics. Communists never had that kind of money.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 20, 2026 03:12 PM (wxsGM)

246 HR Karen absolute nonsense.

No man in the entire history of the human race has ever read a booklet or attended a training and said, 'well gosh I guess I'll just stop raping women now'.

These stupid sheltered arrogant Karens think that they just need to 'educate' these poor oppressed 3rd world savages and everything will be sugar and rainbows.

Posted by: DudeAbiding at August 20, 2026 03:12 PM (setIA)

247 228 What we have is a religion that can’t be fixed, that is counter to everything we value. What we don’t have have is a resolute thought out plan of action to combat their onslaught. Bodes ill, that.
Posted by: tubal at August 20, 2026 03:06 PM (Gqar

It is not a religion at all. It is a political movement that desires total world domination and requires religious-like adherence by its followers, right down to demanding that adherents who fall away must be murdered. When we accord it rights as a religion, we miss the forest for the trees.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 20, 2026 03:13 PM (gNl99)

248 Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 20, 2026 03:01 PM (bVQHO)

Those "people" actually scare me...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 20, 2026 03:13 PM (+gK6I)

249 Lenin oversold useful idiots and under estimated money.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 20, 2026 03:13 PM (wxsGM)

250 An added twist is this for women before stoning.

Doesn't matter if you are 9yrs or 22yrs as a female virgin refusing to have sex with your chosen husband:

First you shall be publically raped because thou cannot stone a virgin.

I am serious on this law.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 20, 2026 03:11 PM (hzuYO)

Religion of PEACE, yo......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 20, 2026 03:13 PM (ccf/V)

251 I'm Scotch-Irish, so I have a special kind of hatred for the British. My ancestors came here to get away from them, and 250 years ago finally succeeded.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at August 20, 2026 02:56 PM (QaH55)

In defense of my ancestors, a lot of the British people that came here ALSO wanted to get away from the British.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian
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One of my ancients participated in the Monmouth Rebellion. Lucky for him, he was not one of those hung, but was sold as a bond slave to Barbados. His son came here (Charleston,SC) ~1725,and here we have been ever since.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 20, 2026 03:13 PM (XeU6L)

252 These stupid sheltered arrogant Karens think that they just need to 'educate' these poor oppressed 3rd world savages and everything will be sugar and rainbows.
Posted by: DudeAbiding at August 20, 2026 03:12 PM (setIA)

Sure, right up until they experience a "sexual emergency" and have that overwhelming need to rape somebody or some animal. Right up until then.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 20, 2026 03:14 PM (gNl99)

253 The pamphlet doesn't say you can't rape hobos.
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 20, 2026 03:04 PM (/OKHJ)

I heard somewhere that hobo dick is the best dick.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at August 20, 2026 03:14 PM (QaH55)

254 Our founding fathers would have torched any building that housed any instrument used for a public "Call to prayer".
Posted by: Crusader at August 20, 2026 03:12 PM (TN0g+)

Strongly disagree. Now, they would have torched any building using speakers and electronics because that would have been "Witchcraft".

But more than one State that ratified the original Constitution had a State Religion. Them old boys loved them some State mixed with Religion. As long as it went how it suited them.

Posted by: Just Pretend at August 20, 2026 03:14 PM (WkcFj)

255 Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 20, 2026 03:07 PM (hzuYO)

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Wow. Brutal.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 20, 2026 03:14 PM (RIvkX)

256 My BiL is a huge Dem. A few years ago while his mother was dying, he would sit watching msnbc and raving about Trump instead of spending time with his mom and talking to her as she drifted away. Now he's somewhat muted because his prized daughter has hooked up with a Muslim migrant. Money. Mouth. Silence.

Posted by: nckate at August 20, 2026 03:14 PM (enNUy)

257 242

An added twist is this for women before stoning.

Doesn't matter if you are 9yrs or 22yrs as a female virgin refusing to have sex with your chosen husband:

First you shall be publically raped because thou cannot stone a virgin.

I am serious on this law.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 20, 2026 03:11 PM (hzuYO)

Not directed at anyone in particular, but I do tire of people who bitch and complain about the Christian patriarchy and women’s ill treatment by the Christian faith. It’s a thing of the Progressive Left, I believe. I just don’t get that.

Posted by: tubal at August 20, 2026 03:14 PM (Gqar8)

258 219 One of the patterns that emerged in the English child grooming scandal was all of the authority figures who dismissed victims as child prostitutes. Many police and social workers simply didn't care because they mentally put the victim in that box and felt justified not to act.
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It's class. They're all from the other side of the tracks.
ONT has been showing videos from Brittan of guys making Jet Pulse boats and all sorts of middle class fun things.
They don't give a fuck about people from the other side of the tracks.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 20, 2026 03:14 PM (JS6jE)

259 These hand out booklets are a total waste of time and money. Will they pictures?

Posted by: Eromero at August 20, 2026 03:15 PM (5/BcT)

260 It's incredible that the UK grandees know that these "migrants" are such feral savages that they need to be specifically informed, in writing, that they can't go around raping women and children.

But at the same time, the grandees are happy to flood the country with these kinds of feral savages in the first place.

You'd think someone -- anyone -- in power would say "hey wait a second, if these people are such violent savages that we have to tell them not to rape little kids, then maybe we shouldn't be letting them into the country."

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 20, 2026 03:15 PM (iFTx/)

261 As is noted here continuously, they are psychologically damaged. A socio-political idealogy has displaced their ability to reason.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 20, 2026 03:07 PM (XeU6L)

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They're evil, not stupid. This is all going according to plan. They're deliberately cultivating and importing Muslim culture and people to replace Christianity and white people both of whom they despise with the heat of a million suns. The destruction of western civilization will enable them to install the Caliphate that they will control absolutely for all time. Muslims as a people and a culture are thoroughly habituated to live under totalitarian regimes. They demand it.

Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at August 20, 2026 03:15 PM (V362x)

262 Then I quickly move on. I won't even get into the yacht wife or faceless children of surrogates.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 20, 2026 03:07 PM (hzuYO)
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He might be one of the most clueless dumbasses on the face of the earth. He's a prince, for goodness' sake. He could marry literally pretty much any woman he chooses, and all they both have to do is smile for the cameras from time to time and not say anything wildly controversial and they're rewarded by being in the lap of luxury for their entire lives.

He is too stupid to have married a hot piece of arm candy that would keep her fool mouth shut, when surely there exist thousands of such women. Megan isn't even that hot to begin with.

Posted by: ballistic at August 20, 2026 03:15 PM (oqH4h)

263
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 20, 2026 03:01 PM (bVQHO

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How are these people willing to do so much tortuous "reasoning" and composition but virtually no reading of the facts?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2026 03:15 PM (XJ22o)

264 Now he's somewhat muted because his prized daughter has hooked up with a Muslim migrant. Money. Mouth. Silence.
Posted by: nckate at August 20, 2026 03:14 PM (enNUy)

I will pray for mercy on their souls. I will not mourn for them when the time comes.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 20, 2026 03:15 PM (ccf/V)

265 Lucky for him, he was not one of those hung, but was sold as a bond slave to Barbados.
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Hanged. He might have hung, but proper usage is "Hanged"

Posted by: Common Tater at August 20, 2026 03:15 PM (O0G1y)

266 The soviets used to have this thing .. "if only comrade Stalin knew!". Same deal today with Putin.

It's amazing to watch non lefties appply it from the outside; "they're misinformed! the media has led them astray! if only the left knew the real results of these actions!"

They know. What is happening IS their plan. There is no voting your way out of this unless it is in some form a vote to create a nation without these people in it... whether geographically or otherwise.

Posted by: heya at August 20, 2026 03:16 PM (TkJMd)

267 Not directed at anyone in particular, but I do tire of people who bitch and complain about the Christian patriarchy and women’s ill treatment by the Christian faith.

Posted by: tubal
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I frequent this place and have no memory of that occuring.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 20, 2026 03:16 PM (JS6jE)

268

If they don't speak english, you just have to talk louder!

DON'T BUTTFUCK CHILDREN OR FARM ANIMALS!

Posted by: Hunter Bidet at August 20, 2026 03:16 PM (jC3JY)

269 Those "people" actually scare me...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 20, 2026 03:13 PM (+gK6I)

You have to figure half of them are influencers. Nothing is organic on the left.

Posted by: ... at August 20, 2026 03:16 PM (/1cu1)

270 If the HQ would just prepare a leaflet on not being an asshole in the comments, I'd be better behaved here. You have failed me, dickweeds.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at August 20, 2026 03:16 PM (TEAKk)

271 230 Then I quickly move on. I won't even get into the yacht wife or faceless children of surrogates.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 20, 2026 03:07 PM (hzuYO)

Please? By request?

Posted by: m at August 20, 2026 03:17 PM (odBC9)

272 267 Not directed at anyone in particular, but I do tire of people who bitch and complain about the Christian patriarchy and women’s ill treatment by the Christian faith.

Posted by: tubal
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I frequent this place and have no memory of that occuring.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 20, 2026 03:16 PM (JS6jE)

Agree.That is why I put the part in about the Progressive Left.

Posted by: tubal at August 20, 2026 03:17 PM (Gqar8)

273 If the HQ would just prepare a leaflet on not being an asshole in the comments, I'd be better behaved here. You have failed me, dickweeds.
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at August 20, 2026 03:16 PM (TEAKk)

Sorry, that's actually a requirement. Moose out front should have told you.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 20, 2026 03:17 PM (N1DT3)

274
If they don't speak english, you just have to talk louder!

DON'T BUTTFUCK CHILDREN OR FARM ANIMALS!
Posted by: Hunter Bidet at August 20, 2026 03:16 PM (jC3JY)

HEY now. Don't look at me. I damn sure didn't teach him such nonsense!!!

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 20, 2026 03:17 PM (ccf/V)

275 If the HQ would just prepare a leaflet on not being an asshole in the comments, I'd be better behaved here. You have failed me, dickweeds.

Meh. I'd wipe my ass with it. With the Right Hand !!!

I'd wash afterward, though.

Posted by: Just Pretend at August 20, 2026 03:17 PM (WkcFj)

276 Not directed at anyone in particular, but I do tire of people who bitch and complain about the Christian patriarchy and women’s ill treatment by the Christian faith.

Posted by: tubal
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I frequent this place and have no memory of that occuring.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 20, 2026 03:16 PM (JS6jE)

I do believe he's referencing society and the internet in general, not this particular location.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 20, 2026 03:18 PM (N1DT3)

277 Not directed at anyone in particular, but I do tire of people who bitch and complain about the Christian patriarchy and women’s ill treatment by the Christian faith.

Posted by: tubal
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I frequent this place and have no memory of that occuring.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 20, 2026 03:16 PM (JS6jE)

Pretty much the opposite -- we're generally, Up, Up with Patriarchy! And that everyone here, male and female, is a beloved child of God.

Posted by: LASue at August 20, 2026 03:18 PM (lCppi)

278 Surprised the brits, who are mainly homosexual or at least bi-sexual, did not do a pamphlet asking their moslem rapers to only rape the children.

Posted by: England Is A Fag Country at August 20, 2026 03:19 PM (L8bQ9)

279 The best part about this is saying "In the UK both people must say 'yes'. This is called consent." is that it implies that there's countries out there where that's not the case. What do these people think life is like in North Africa, the Middle East, Afghanistan?

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison

Ooh, soooo close to an epiphany but managed to avoid it at the last minute.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 20, 2026 03:19 PM (vTZFs)

280 Islam does not require of any man that he curb his animalistic urges, only that he submit to Allah (Satan) five times a day. After that, he has no reason to NOT act like a savage, since his "perfect man" Ol' Mo behaved like one. Being Mo means never having to do anything, like controlling one's animal behavior, because Mo didn't, either.

Then we have the suicidal leftists who don't have issues with any of the freakazoid cultures: Islam, homosexuality, etc., to the point where they just ignore the degenerates and forgive them for raping and murdering and generally being minions of Satan.

It gets very old.

Oh Lord, how long?

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 20, 2026 03:19 PM (gNl99)

281 >My BiL is a huge Dem.
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how huge
like Bigfoot huge, or Colossus Of Rhodes huge?

Posted by: Don Black at August 20, 2026 03:19 PM (ZxPkt)

282 Hanged. He might have hung, but proper usage is "Hanged"
Posted by: Common Tater at August 20, 2026 03:15 PM (O0G1y)
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"They said you was hung!"

"And they was RIGHT!"

Posted by: ballistic at August 20, 2026 03:19 PM (oqH4h)

283 267 Not directed at anyone in particular, but I do tire of people who bitch and complain about the Christian patriarchy and women’s ill treatment by the Christian faith.

Posted by: tubal
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I frequent this place and have no memory of that occuring.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 20, 2026 03:16 PM (JS6jE)

Referring to Outsiders? Not AoSHqers.

Posted by: m at August 20, 2026 03:20 PM (odBC9)

284 -----

Hanged. He might have hung, but proper usage is "Hanged"

Posted by: Common Tater
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Dang me, dang me
They're gonna take a rope and hang me
Higher than the highest tree
Woman won't you weep for me?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 20, 2026 03:20 PM (JS6jE)

285 My BiL is a huge Dem.
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how huge
like Bigfoot huge, or Colossus Of Rhodes huge?
Posted by: Don Black at August 20, 2026 03:19 PM (ZxPkt)

Don't be a pussy.

Posted by: Brian Dennehy at August 20, 2026 03:20 PM (WkcFj)

286 281 >My BiL is a huge Dem.
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how huge
like Bigfoot huge, or Colossus Of Rhodes huge?
Posted by: Don Black at August 20, 2026 03:19 PM (ZxPkt)

Michael Moore huge, Brian Stelter huge?

Posted by: tubal at August 20, 2026 03:20 PM (Gqar8)

287 "You two. You were there? Did he rape her?"

"Nope I see NOTHING!!!!"
Posted by: Sponge

I love these guys.

Posted by: Sergeant Schultz at August 20, 2026 03:20 PM (bVQHO)

288 If the HQ would just prepare a leaflet on not being an asshole in the comments, I'd be better behaved here. You have failed me, dickweeds.
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket
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You must have missed Ace's post re collegiality among commenters.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 20, 2026 03:21 PM (XeU6L)

289 Michael Moore huge, Brian Stelter huge?

Fuckin' twinks. Eat a meal, you faggots.

Posted by: Brian Dennehy at August 20, 2026 03:21 PM (WkcFj)

290 Sneezy Tom got prescribed oral antibiotic by the vet. Yesterday while I was trying to get it into him, Tom bit me, but good. So today I have a doctor bill to go with the vet bill. One thing after another.

Posted by: gp at August 20, 2026 03:22 PM (Jr5Lq)

291 Who let the grammar monitors loose?
Who let the grammar monitors loose?
ye ooow

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 20, 2026 03:22 PM (JS6jE)

292 Then I quickly move on. I won't even get into the yacht wife or faceless children of surrogates.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 20, 2026 03:07 PM (hzuYO)
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He might be one of the most clueless dumbasses on the face of the earth. He's a prince, for goodness' sake. He could marry literally pretty much any woman he chooses, and all they both have to do is smile for the cameras from time to time and not say anything wildly controversial and they're rewarded by being in the lap of luxury for their entire lives.

He is too stupid to have married a hot piece of arm candy that would keep her fool mouth shut, when surely there exist thousands of such women. Megan isn't even that hot to begin with.
Posted by: ballistic at August 20, 2026 03:15 PM (oqH4h)
________

I think Harry married her to get quick access to what he thought was her A-List American celebrity. He grossly overestimated that, but I think that was his motivation.

Sorta like that Aussie billionaire a few years back who got engaged to batshit crazy, post-Wall Maria Carey. He clearly could have done much better. But he wanted easy access to her celebrity world.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 20, 2026 03:22 PM (iFTx/)

293 290 Sneezy Tom got prescribed oral antibiotic by the vet. Yesterday while I was trying to get it into him, Tom bit me, but good. So today I have a doctor bill to go with the vet bill. One thing after another.
Posted by: gp at August 20, 2026 03:22 PM (Jr5Lq)

Bad things happen in threes, y'know.

Posted by: m at August 20, 2026 03:22 PM (odBC9)

294 290 Sneezy Tom got prescribed oral antibiotic by the vet. Yesterday while I was trying to get it into him, Tom bit me, but good. So today I have a doctor bill to go with the vet bill. One thing after another.
Posted by: gp at August 20, 2026 03:22 PM (Jr5Lq)

Next time maybe ask for the suppository version.

Posted by: tubal at August 20, 2026 03:23 PM (Gqar8)

295
Michael Moore huge, Brian Stelter huge?
Posted by: tubal
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Jerry Nadler? Tank Abrams?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 20, 2026 03:24 PM (XeU6L)

296 Posted by: gp at August 20, 2026 03:22 PM (Jr5Lq)

Sorry. Sneezy Tom is your cat or your dog?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2026 03:24 PM (TMc8D)

297 267 Not directed at anyone in particular, but I do tire of people who bitch and complain about the Christian patriarchy and women’s ill treatment by the Christian faith.

Posted by: tubal

Oh yes, those poor put-upon feminists, whom the Church has never forced to do or not do anything whatsoever.

I don't recall the Church demanding that they wear burkas, be accompanied in public by a male relative, be beaten if their husbands think they might have dissed him, and having to produce four actual witnesses if they want prosecution for the assholes who raped them.

I don't recall any of that. But I guess these feminists are more finely tuned than I to the horrible degeneracy of holding Mary up as the ultimate image of womanhood.

*spit*

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 20, 2026 03:24 PM (gNl99)

298
Next time maybe ask for the suppository version.
Posted by: tubal at August 20, 2026 03:23 PM

EVERYONE knows that sticking things up a dogs ass only makes them stop attacking other dogs, silly!

Posted by: UK Joe at August 20, 2026 03:24 PM (ccf/V)

299 "Sorry. Sneezy Tom is your cat or your dog?"

Giant, powerful Maine Coon cat.

Posted by: gp at August 20, 2026 03:24 PM (Jr5Lq)

300 I’m reading Dreadnaught by Robert K. Massie, England leading up to the First World War. If those Brits existed today there would be wogs on the ground all over.

Posted by: Eromero at August 20, 2026 03:24 PM (5/BcT)

301 Giant, powerful Maine Coon cat.
Posted by: gp at August 20, 2026 03:24 PM (Jr5Lq)

I can relate ...We had one of those..

Posted by: It's me donna at August 20, 2026 03:25 PM (+gK6I)

302 "Bad things happen in threes, y'know."

Yes, when the county health department gets the legally mandated animal bite report from the doctor, a fresh new hell awaits.

Posted by: gp at August 20, 2026 03:26 PM (Jr5Lq)

303 Pamphlets are useless against an ingrained self-belief that Muslims are superior to all others, and that Western women are there to be used by Muslim men.

Posted by: RebeccaH at August 20, 2026 03:26 PM (VFung)

304 Posted by: gp at August 20, 2026 03:24 PM (Jr5Lq)

.Yes. They are big cats. Sorry. I hope you feel better soon.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2026 03:26 PM (TMc8D)

305 "This is my no-no square!"

Posted by: red speck at August 20, 2026 03:26 PM (Ve/HL)

306 He is too stupid to have married a hot piece of arm candy that would keep her fool mouth shut, when surely there exist thousands of such women. Megan isn't even that hot to begin with.
Posted by: ballistic at August 20, 2026 03:15 PM (oqH4h)
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Apparently the two hot blondes he dated did not want to marry his sorry arse. He blamed the press. One a Brit actress; one lovely girl became an attorney and married very well and hatched real kids.

After seeing his fetish if twisting male nipples and sucking on them I think it was more than the press. Plus he's as dumb as he is ugly and addicted to drugs and booze.

He even did this nipple twisting on camera after a wounded warrior deal. Putting the word, "twisted," in a new category for me. Maybe he will join and become islamist so he can rape anyone he can catch.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 20, 2026 03:27 PM (hzuYO)

307
Posted by: gp at August 20, 2026 03:22 PM (Jr5Lq)

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I had a cat that had to be medicated several times a day, and more of the med$ went onto his fur than down his gullet. I got a friend who knew the technique to give me a demo and tell me exactly what I was doing wrong. Presto!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2026 03:27 PM (XJ22o)

308 295
Michael Moore huge, Brian Stelter huge?
Posted by: tubal
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Jerry Nadler? Tank Abrams?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 20, 2026 03:24 PM (XeU6L)

We're gonna need a bigger planet...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 20, 2026 03:28 PM (l3cgK)

309 Via GP:

A woman who converted to Islam five years ago was arrested to an ISIS-inspired plot to bomb the New York State Capitol building in Albany.

Jessica Bowie, 35, told a confidential source between July17 and August 17 that she wanted to do something to “harm the enemies of god.”

Posted by: Crusader at August 20, 2026 03:28 PM (TN0g+)

310 299 "Sorry. Sneezy Tom is your cat or your dog?"

Giant, powerful Maine Coon cat.
Posted by: gp at August 20, 2026 03:24 PM (Jr5Lq)

I was gonna make a snark comment about it being the old retiree neighbor guy who lives next door, alone, but went with the cat suppository jape. Seriously, sorry you got bitten. Take the amoxicillin, gp.

Posted by: tubal at August 20, 2026 03:28 PM (Gqar8)

311 Pamphlets are useless against an ingrained self-belief that Muslims are superior to all others

Have you tried swatting your attacker on the nose with our pamphlet?

Posted by: UK 911 at August 20, 2026 03:28 PM (ATSTk)

312 I think Harry married her to get quick access to what he thought was her A-List American celebrity. He grossly overestimated that, but I think that was his motivation.

Lets not over-think this. Harry was a red-headed boy, never going to be king, that ran into a pretty good lookin' mixed girl.

I'm pretty sure I can connect these dots. Quick access did him in all-right. Just like the rest of us.

Every 50 year old us would love to tell the 20 year old us that the puss just ain't worth the strings attached. And the 20 year old us is going to ignore the 50 year old us every time.

Its like LOOPER, except Bruce Willis materialized into that corn-field and tries to give Jospeh Gordon-Levitt a pack of rubbers. And then, over steak and eggs, tells him "Go to Beijing, have a good time, but you're going to get tired of her too. So just don't let her leave a toothbrush in your apartment."

That movie would make too much sense.

Posted by: Just Pretend at August 20, 2026 03:28 PM (WkcFj)

313 "Refugee". That travels home. Has a family there. But gets $$$ and nookie in Europe.

What a bunch of bullshit
Posted by: 18-1 at August 20, 2026 02:28 PM (sKqQm)

These days "migrant" is equally bullshit.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 20, 2026 03:28 PM (uhVAy)

314 These days "migrant" is equally bullshit.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 20, 2026 03:28 PM (uhVAy)

Invader

Posted by: It's me donna at August 20, 2026 03:30 PM (+gK6I)

315 @309 Crusader, saw that. I worked at that building during college and it is a giant slab of rock. The bomb would have done damage to individuals however. There's pictures of her buying bomb making material at Home Depot

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 20, 2026 03:31 PM (rp63B)

316 One's "refugee" status should be revoked the moment one:

A. Travels "home" for any reason
B. Sends money "home"

Posted by: Crusader at August 20, 2026 03:31 PM (TN0g+)

317
he's as dumb as he is ugly

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat

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lol I can't agree he's ugly, but I hate-watched a few Harry and Meghan Worldwide Privacy Tour episodes and WOW is he dumb. I used to feel sorry for him getting jerked around by that wife but I think he's right where he wants to be.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2026 03:31 PM (XJ22o)

318 Jessica Bowie, 35, told a confidential source between July17 and August 17 that she wanted to do something to “harm the enemies of god.”

But you converted to ISIS. Why would you want to harm your Luciferian allies?

Posted by: t-bird at August 20, 2026 03:31 PM (ATSTk)

319 Threads go by so slow (linger) until the hot one's in late afternoon.
Those go by too fast.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 20, 2026 03:32 PM (JS6jE)

320 Posted by: UK 911 at August 20, 2026 03:28 PM (ATSTk)
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Didn't you get the memo?

Your new emergency phone number is--altogether now!--

0118-999-881-999-119-725...3

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 20, 2026 03:32 PM (FZ29D)

321 Why on earth unless you were recently married to a Muslim or had a Muslim
Boyfriend would any woman convert to Islam?. It's a terrible religion for women. I do understand not liking people in state or Congressional government , but my God isn't telling me to bomb them. I guess Islam is a good excuse for violent impulses.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2026 03:33 PM (TMc8D)

322 Invader

Posted by: It's me donna
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They were invited.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 20, 2026 03:33 PM (JS6jE)

323 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 20, 2026 03:33 PM (ccf/V)

324 Posted by: Crusader at August 20, 2026 03:28 PM (TN0g+)

PJMedia is reporting on this Bowie as well.
We could be shahids, just for one day♫

Posted by: 88C+u at August 20, 2026 03:33 PM (88C+u)

325 > Lets not over-think this. Harry was a red-headed boy, never going to be king, that ran into a pretty good lookin' mixed girl.

They're both crazy. Sometimes crazy people find other crazy people and their crazy fuels just the right chaos they're both looking for.

I'm constantly amazed at the people who think Harry couldn't get a hot girl in the UK as a prince. They were lined up around the block every night of the week to get with him.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 20, 2026 03:34 PM (mkw2N)

326 321 Why on earth unless you were recently married to a Muslim or had a Muslim
Boyfriend would any woman convert to Islam?. It's a terrible religion for women. I do understand not liking people in state or Congressional government , but my God isn't telling me to bomb them. I guess Islam is a good excuse for violent impulses.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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Well, it does get rid of that nasty clit thing.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 20, 2026 03:34 PM (JS6jE)

327 Sneezy Tom got prescribed oral antibiotic by the vet. Yesterday while I was trying to get it into him, Tom bit me, but good. So today I have a doctor bill to go with the vet bill. One thing after another.
Posted by: gp at August 20, 2026 03:22 PM (Jr5Lq)
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Pill or liquid?

I much prefer the liquid form as it's relatively easy to squirt it down their throat. If they get pills, I grind them up, mix them with a bit of water, then squirt the whole thing down their throat.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 20, 2026 03:34 PM (FZ29D)

328 Why on earth unless you were recently married to a Muslim or had a Muslim Boyfriend would any woman convert to Islam?

Before Islam, it was Jehovah's Witnesses. That shit was popular in the 80s.

Or, how about going Mormon ? I know we've got one very vocal member here. Nothing says "Strong Independent Lady" like conferring with the Elders on everything and maybe being a sister-wife.

Look, as a group ? Women just ain't logical. They pick great color schemes though.

Posted by: Just Pretend at August 20, 2026 03:35 PM (WkcFj)

329
It's class. They're all from the other side of the tracks.
ONT has been showing videos from Brittan of guys making Jet Pulse boats and all sorts of middle class fun things.
They don't give a fuck about people from the other side of the tracks.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 20, 2026 03:14 PM (JS6jE)

yeah, this is something most of Americans have shed, the indifference to hatred of 'lower classes' that is rife in Europe. The Dems who often try and ape the 'cultured' Europeans have a little of it but it isn't as ingrained even there.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 20, 2026 03:37 PM (uhVAy)

330 Oh, I see "Howdy" is here with his newest handle. LOL,

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2026 03:37 PM (TMc8D)

331 Google is balls deep in the government. No antitrust action will be forthcoming.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 20, 2026 03:39 PM (BI5O2)

332 Pill or liquid?

I much prefer the liquid form as it's relatively easy to squirt it down their throat. If they get pills, I grind them up, mix them with a bit of water, then squirt the whole thing down their throat.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 20, 2026 03:34 PM (FZ29D)

They do have pill things that are plastic sticks that grip the pill as you shove it in, then you hit the release. I have learned the tricks to do it with the hand and have not been seriously nipped when pilling. I did have a cat that would fight like the dickens to avoid the pill and spit it out a few times too.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 20, 2026 03:40 PM (uhVAy)

333 >To be honest, after witnessing mentally ill women this past week, I'm not so sure that part about "making their own decisions" will survive the decade

Wait until you see which demographic overwhelmingly votes for this sh*t.

Every society on the planet across all of history has placed stern limits on women's economic and political sovereignty for a *reason*, and it's not because we're all a bunch of meanies.

Posted by: Daniel Ream at August 20, 2026 03:41 PM (LgYtf)

334 331 Google is balls deep in the government. No antitrust action will be forthcoming.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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It's the other way around.
Govt. it Google's progenitor.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 20, 2026 03:42 PM (JS6jE)

335
lol I can't agree he's ugly, but I hate-watched a few Harry and Meghan Worldwide Privacy Tour episodes and WOW is he dumb. I used to feel sorry for him getting jerked around by that wife but I think he's right where he wants to be.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2026 03:31 PM (XJ22o)
*******
His art professor at Eton took his exams for him is how dumb.

Markle caught him by wearing Diana's perfume to their first date. She studied Diana. He then decided, because he's a dumb cluck, that she was like mommy. Huge oedipal complex on top of being dumb as a rock.

She knew what she was doing. Used one former husband this way to climb the ladder to tv; and a former bf who escaped once she decided she wanted to marry a prince. Did not matter than he was dumb (it made it easier for her). As a yacht girl it did not matter that he was fugly and has BO (so I have read).

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 20, 2026 03:54 PM (hzuYO)

336 welp at least with the guide the invaders will have paper to wipe their asses with instead of their hand!!!!

Posted by: yumper at August 20, 2026 04:14 PM (oP7gD)

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