Touchy Cats Cafe

Knaresborough, on the River Nidd, North Yorkshire
by @DaveZphoto

There is no instinct stronger than that of a cat to crawl into a small confined space it can't get out of.

Helping a baby moose cross a highway.

Compilation of close encounters with nature. Including giving neck-scratches to a rhino.

Sailing to the bottom of the world.

Slingshot autoloader. Well, pretty much.

3D printing a backyard condominium for frogs.

Dogs are usually gentle and patient with smaller animals. Sometimes, though, they're just sick of it.

Fashions of the 80s we'd rather forget. At 4:53, "hypercolor." They also mention Members Only jackets which are, of course, back.

Steve Inman:

Classic FAFOs.

I've got two fists, one for each of you.

Guy brought his chin to a fist-fight.

Young Scholar gets into the face of woman. He also leads with his chin. The woman leads with her fist.

Content warning: Moped bandits challenge an SUV who drives offensively. It's pretty bad.

Another content warning: This cop does not wait long before unloading his full clip on a robber who's taken refuge in an innocent woman's house. I don't really understand how he got the target in his sights before firing.

A compilation of cats saying don’t touch me in the funniest ways. pic.twitter.com/50Mr119RQI
— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) August 19, 2026

Stunning views of wave hiding a cliff in Nazaré, Portugal.

[📹 Marcio Costa / mcydro] pic.twitter.com/3ZkKCoszCW
— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) August 20, 2026

Dog reunited with its hooman after 30 days..🐕😊

He spent 30 days hiring drone companies, tracking and watching trail cams to finally find him..❤️ pic.twitter.com/ArJzWqz4pJ
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) August 20, 2026

Heroic goose:

Chelsea Gerber and her husband, Bert Gerber, said their pet goose -- named Goosey -- started honking loudly in the early morning hours of Aug. 3.
The ruckus was caught on the family's home security camera, footage of which the Gerbers shared with Storyful.

...
Bert Gerber said after he was awoken by Goosey, he realized the barn had caught fire and responded quickly, grabbing a garden hose to get the fire under control.
...
The couple said their daughter Elena is also a hero: She met Goosey at an expo three months ago and asked if they could keep him.

Now, Chelsea Gerber said the family plans to get a friend for Goosey and name her Lucy.

A pet goose named “Goosey” woke up its Texas family to alert them of a barn fire, saving roughly 100 chickens and turkeys. pic.twitter.com/QWQ9T5L0kM
— ABC News (@ABC) August 21, 2026

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:10 PM

Comments

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1 Yep

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 21, 2026 07:13 PM (iyblN)

2 Hello.

Posted by: Case at August 21, 2026 07:14 PM (VrYHL)

3 Hey, Ace!

Posted by: Bulg at August 21, 2026 07:15 PM (77rzZ)

4 Having a pet goose seems like an odd thing.

Posted by: toby928(c) at August 21, 2026 07:16 PM (4NO2D)

5 theme
youtu.be/pJqNM19ueMs

Posted by: 88C+u at August 21, 2026 07:17 PM (88C+u)

6 There is no instinct stronger than that of a cat to crawl into a small confined space it can't get out of.
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Kaylee the Calico Kitty Cat (the cutest little cat of them all) nods sympathetically. It took animal control officers 45 minutes to extract her from the engine compartment of a vehicle when she was first discovered.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 21, 2026 07:19 PM (FZ29D)

7 Any clues why 'X' videos will not play for me anymore?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 21, 2026 07:20 PM (XeU6L)

8 Oh Ace, you're really trying to get me to go to Yorkshire this week.

Posted by: bluebell at August 21, 2026 07:21 PM (afFes)

9 To all Hordelings who are fans of MST3K:

Peggy Webber, the lovely actress who played the lead in The Screaming Skull, and who had an admirable rack, has died at the age of 100.

Posted by: Bulg at August 21, 2026 07:22 PM (77rzZ)

10 Two Fists:

Second guy's so stupid he doesn't know
it's time to go.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 21, 2026 07:22 PM (nqf1u)

11 Hey, Bluebell!

Posted by: Bulg at August 21, 2026 07:22 PM (77rzZ)

12 Any clues why 'X' videos will not play for me anymore?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 21, 2026 07:20 PM (XeU6L)
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Sometimes I have to click a bunch of times before they finally relent and play. I think if we had an X account we could see them easily. But I don't want one.

Posted by: bluebell at August 21, 2026 07:23 PM (afFes)

13 Hey there, Bulg. Hope you are well.

Posted by: bluebell at August 21, 2026 07:24 PM (afFes)

14 Please tell me there aren't any mujahids up here.

Posted by: Peggy Webber at August 21, 2026 07:24 PM (88C+u)

15 Alfalfa sprouts are being recalled. Tainted with E Coli.
Our food is not being inspected very well. It's not reported until people get sick.

Posted by: Case at August 21, 2026 07:24 PM (VrYHL)

16 The Knights who say Nidd.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 21, 2026 07:25 PM (Cqx++)

17 I guarantee J would hire drones and anything else he needed if Saijo or 1 of the cats were lost.

Posted by: Piper at August 21, 2026 07:25 PM (ZdaMQ)

18 Bluebell, I’m OK, thanks.

Posted by: Bulg at August 21, 2026 07:25 PM (77rzZ)

19 If JavaScript is off we can get to the blog comments without the dumbass ad. But then 98% of your phone won't work and that includes most of the content of the blog. But comments work. But nothing else much will.

Posted by: nckate at August 21, 2026 07:25 PM (enNUy)

20 But I don't want one.
Posted by: bluebell
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Me either. This is fairly recent behavior.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 21, 2026 07:26 PM (XeU6L)

21 Wow. Peggy Weber (gotta be the same) was a regular on the Radio version of Dragnet in the 1950s. She played Joe Friday's Mom, whom he lived with. She was often tapped to play someone with an elderly accent, which she did really well.

"Joseph! you need your rest. You're going to get sick. I just can't understand why you don't get a day off."

Posted by: Common Tater at August 21, 2026 07:26 PM (zwp1R)

22 Hey, Piper! I miss you!

Posted by: Bulg at August 21, 2026 07:27 PM (77rzZ)

23 Ha! Hi Bulg!

Posted by: Piper at August 21, 2026 07:27 PM (ZdaMQ)

24 Me either. This is fairly recent behavior.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 21, 2026 07:26 PM (XeU6L)
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Yes, it is. What works on a computer is to go into the URL and add "cancel" right after x - So xcancel.com/ whatever the rest is. Not easy to do on a phone though.

Posted by: bluebell at August 21, 2026 07:28 PM (afFes)

25 Willowed:
Karen Carpenter died of complications of anorexia, not drugs.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

Another benefit to marijuana. No marijuana user ever died of anorexia.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 21, 2026 07:28 PM (Fv808)

26 "Having a pet goose seems like an odd thing."

My cousin has them as pets essentially. If you raise them from hatching, they imprint on you, and never want to let you out of their sight ever again.

Posted by: gp at August 21, 2026 07:28 PM (Jr5Lq)

27 Karen Carpenter died of complications of anorexia, not drugs.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

Ariana Grande has said she is fighting anorexia. But I wouldn’t doubt she also has a drug issue.

Posted by: Piper at August 21, 2026 07:30 PM (ZdaMQ)

28 I saw a new car color today. I call it "Green Orange".

Posted by: fd at August 21, 2026 07:30 PM (MWfyi)

29 I know she’s just a cat, but she’s my sweet
Little Fink.
Posted by: nurse ratched

"just" and "but" are inappropriate here.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 21, 2026 07:31 PM (Fv808)

30 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at August 21, 2026 07:31 PM (Ia/+0)

31 BTW, that picture up top. Would hang.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 21, 2026 07:31 PM (Fv808)

32 "Any clues why 'X' videos will not play for me anymore?
Posted by: Mike Hammer"

I have to use xcancel. Kind of a hassle. Maybe ace can just go ahead and make the url xcancel. I would pay extra for that.

Posted by: fd at August 21, 2026 07:32 PM (MWfyi)

33 I'm honestly astonished that the vase-kitten was still alive, if it had been stuck for three hours.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 21, 2026 07:32 PM (vJrRc)

34 "This would be no different than blowing up, and tearing down, all of the swastikas in post world WWII Germany"

This is a direct quote of what a leftist believes needs to happen to the White House ballroom under construction. I knew they were fucking insane, but it's still weird to see all the permutations and combinations. They want it gone, just as soon as a Democrat gets in the White House.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 21, 2026 07:34 PM (zwp1R)

35 It really wants me to install the X app

Posted by: Skip at August 21, 2026 07:34 PM (Ia/+0)

36 'Not easy to do on a phone though.'

I feel like an old fuddy-duddy still using a desktop these days, when everybody else is using smartphones. Out of touch.

Posted by: gp at August 21, 2026 07:34 PM (Jr5Lq)

37 Sailing to the bottom of the world, didn't Shackleton try that?

Posted by: Skip at August 21, 2026 07:35 PM (Ia/+0)

38 How does a dog even hire a drone company?

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 21, 2026 07:35 PM (YAYRU)

39 Alfalfa sprouts are being recalled. Tainted with E Coli.
Our food is not being inspected very well. "

How do you think it was found?

Here's an idea - don't import from 3rd world...

Posted by: man at August 21, 2026 07:35 PM (XuXeR)

40 23 Piper, I read your comment the other day about your second child’s crib monitor. I found it frightening. Kudos to you for resisting those bad thoughts in your head.

You are truly a great lady. I hope to meet you in person someday.

Posted by: Bulg at August 21, 2026 07:36 PM (77rzZ)

41 "Alfalfa sprouts "

That's food? For people??

Posted by: fd at August 21, 2026 07:36 PM (MWfyi)

42 "Any clues why 'X' videos will not play for me anymore?
Posted by: Mike Hammer"

I have to use xcancel. Kind of a hassle. Maybe ace can just go ahead and make the url xcancel. I would pay extra for that.
Posted by: fd
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Clicking on the embedded videos works, clicking the listed links doesn't.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 21, 2026 07:37 PM (XeU6L)

43 and never want to let you out of their sight ever again"

So, Shih Tzu?

Posted by: man at August 21, 2026 07:37 PM (XuXeR)

44 How does a dog even hire a drone company?
-----

He probably placed the order online.

Posted by: Crusader at August 21, 2026 07:37 PM (TN0g+)

45 So Bert sleeps in the shed?

They should have kept that part private and just focused on the Goose.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 21, 2026 07:37 PM (YAYRU)

46 Crusader with touch screen its easy

Posted by: Skip at August 21, 2026 07:39 PM (Ia/+0)

47 There has to be an app that eliminates that damn "BAAAAN" they play between short clips on these stupid video. I want to see the video, but why the obnoxious noise?

And don't get me started on that damn ticktok music they blast at the end of all their clips. They need to be banned just for that. Fucking chinese.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 21, 2026 07:39 PM (YAYRU)

48 "How does a dog even hire a drone company?"

They use agentic AI for that. Soon they'll use it to chase cars and cats.

Posted by: gp at August 21, 2026 07:39 PM (Jr5Lq)

49 "Alfalfa sprouts "

That's food? For people??
Posted by: fd at August 21, 2026 07:36 PM (MWfyi)
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That's what Big Sprout (aka the Jolly Green Giant) wants you to think.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 21, 2026 07:40 PM (FZ29D)

50 I think watch geese have been kept for a long time. Pliny mentioned them.

Posted by: fd at August 21, 2026 07:40 PM (MWfyi)

51
Just a dreadful day working at the show. Only at the very end did something go normally. On the other hand, two people separately told me I had the most beautiful voice they'd heard.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 21, 2026 07:41 PM (O0L8i)

52 How does a dog even hire a drone company?
Posted by: bob
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Uber Alles. There's probably an app.

/S

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 21, 2026 07:41 PM (XeU6L)

53 Those dang Methodists are at it again, this time in Sweden:

One person has reportedly died, and several others are injured after a man armed with a sword attacked a high school in the small city of Fagersta in central Sweden.

Some outlets like The Telegraph are describing the blade as a ‘machete’, but a picture doing the rounds in social media clearly shows a sword, and most outlets describe it as such.

There’s also been some confusion regarding victims: some say 2 injured, three injured – but the latest reports say one dead, two heavily injured.

Posted by: Crusader at August 21, 2026 07:42 PM (TN0g+)

54 This just in: Jennifer Welch's face looks like that of a goose.

Posted by: Crusader at August 21, 2026 07:43 PM (TN0g+)

55 a man armed with a sword attacked a high school in the small city of Fagersta in central Sweden.

I assume we can rule out the Japanese-Swedish community.

Posted by: 88C+u at August 21, 2026 07:45 PM (88C+u)

56 The flying fish are pretty cool.

Posted by: Tuna at August 21, 2026 07:46 PM (lJ0H4)

57 Yes, Geese are excellent "watch dogs". They don't sleep too much, can practically see in the dark and are paranoid as hell. And they will bleep your ass up if they decide they don't like you. They were used in Europe for nuclear weapon storage depots and missile sites for a while.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 21, 2026 07:47 PM (zwp1R)

58 >>On the other hand, two people separately told me I had the most beautiful voice they'd heard.

Hadrian, in this day and age, that is an exceptional compliment. Congratulations!

Posted by: Nazdar at August 21, 2026 07:48 PM (NcvvS)

59 I saw a new car color today. I call it "Green Orange".

What color was it?

Posted by: Oddbob at August 21, 2026 07:50 PM (vTZFs)

60 Buffalo Soldiers and Banana Splits
are the same song.

Na na na
na na na na an
na na na na na na na

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 21, 2026 07:51 PM (/+uur)

61 "And they will bleep your ass up if they decide they don't like you."

They run up and beat you with their wings. They love to attack from behind. They don't have 'teeth,' but their bites cause blood blisters. A lot of pinch power there, considering the tip of the beak has the least mechanical leverage from their jaw.

Posted by: gp at August 21, 2026 07:51 PM (Jr5Lq)

62 59 I saw a new car color today. I call it "Green Orange".

What color was it?
Posted by: Oddbob at August 21, 2026 07:50 PM (vTZFs)

My wife had a Mystic Cobra Mustang
on a sunny cloudy day it was about 4 colors

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 21, 2026 07:52 PM (/+uur)

63 Thank you, Bulg.

Posted by: Piper at August 21, 2026 07:52 PM (ZdaMQ)

64 >>and never want to let you out of their sight ever again"

Chorkie. When wife is out and about, pup is in a state.

Posted by: Nazdar at August 21, 2026 07:53 PM (NcvvS)

65 Another awesome 100% week, Ace. Thank you!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 21, 2026 07:54 PM (0sNs1)

66 They use agentic AI for that. Soon they'll use it to chase cars and cats.
Posted by: gp at August 21, 2026 07:39 PM (Jr5Lq)

If they can learn to drive them
squirrels are fucked

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 21, 2026 07:54 PM (/+uur)

67 Ladies and gentlemen, miscreants and reprobates, good night.

Sleep well, nightwalkers.

Posted by: Nazdar at August 21, 2026 07:55 PM (NcvvS)

68 Heh. Hero Goose.

Who set the fire?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 21, 2026 07:56 PM (RIvkX)

69 OOPS! Forgot: lowlifes and volleyball players, too.

Posted by: Nazdar at August 21, 2026 07:57 PM (NcvvS)

70 U.S. Ambassador to Belgium Bill White

@USAmbToBelgium
The United States Mission to Belgium condemns, in the strongest terms, Ghent University’s retaliation against an American scholar following his accurate whistleblower reporting on academic fraud.

Why are there no records on Obama teaching?

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 21, 2026 07:57 PM (/+uur)

71 Some outlets like The Telegraph are describing the blade as a ‘machete’
Posted by: Crusader at August 21, 2026 07:42 PM

If it were me, and it was a machete, you'd know it.

Posted by: Danny Trejo at August 21, 2026 07:57 PM (0sNs1)

72 Just a dreadful day working at the show. Only at the very end did something go normally. On the other hand, two people separately told me I had the most beautiful voice they'd heard.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 21, 2026 07:41 PM (O0L8i)
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But how was the lunch?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 21, 2026 07:58 PM (RIvkX)

73 We should just take Kalaallit* Nunaat and dare the EU to do anything about it.

*I had to look this up, double L

Posted by: 88C+u at August 21, 2026 07:59 PM (88C+u)

74 For all we know, Obie failed Lunch.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 21, 2026 08:01 PM (zwp1R)

75
But how was the lunch?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 21, 2026 07:58 PM (RIvkX)

_________

Free

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 21, 2026 08:01 PM (O0L8i)

76 No such thing as a free lunch.

Posted by: gp at August 21, 2026 08:02 PM (Jr5Lq)

77 Free
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 21, 2026 08:01 PM (O0L8i)
====

Too bad.

No has ever sed I tawk reel gud.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 21, 2026 08:04 PM (RIvkX)

78
Peggy Webber, the lovely actress who played the lead in The Screaming Skull, and who had an admirable rack, has died at the age of 100.
Posted by: Bulg

She was in several episodes of Dragnet over the years.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 21, 2026 08:04 PM (Cqx++)

79 29 I know she’s just a cat, but she’s my sweet
Little Fink.
Posted by: nurse ratched

"just" and "but" are inappropriate here.
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal

Thank you

She’s not eating or drinking and her tail is swollen and sore. I know humans post surgery. And they do the same thing. But I’m still worried and sad.

Such a trivial thing compared to others’ worries. Especially tcn. I’m sorry about your tumble last night and your friend’s death in the planet crash.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 21, 2026 08:05 PM (yEz+x)

80 76 No such thing as a free lunch.
Posted by: gp at August 21, 2026 08:02 PM (Jr5Lq)

I had a free lunch at Topgolf today but I had to drink 3 hoppadillos and a shot of titos

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 21, 2026 08:05 PM (/+uur)

81 Nurse, I put a pinch of salt in the water bowl for the cats, they can be put off of straight tap water, I am told it tastes better for the cats that way.
If you are worried about the eating you can do either: a dab of wet food on her tongue to see if she will eat it at all, or a dab of Churo treat, which some cats adore like it was crack and others ignore

Posted by: Kindltot at August 21, 2026 08:09 PM (rbvCR)

82 There is an uneasy truce between San Franciscans and the geese at Stow Lake. I've never been bitten but walking through a crowd of them can be tense.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 21, 2026 08:09 PM (RIvkX)

83 Hadrian,

I walked up to a fellow commuter on the boat several years ago and complimented him on his voice. He sheepishly said thank you.

A couple years later he walked up to me and said, “you complimented me when I was having a really hard time being a dad. I thought I was doing everyrhing wrong with my little girl. So, I went home and read to her that night. And it was magical.”

You Never know who needs a random, sincere compliment. Try it.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 21, 2026 08:11 PM (xEfm/)

84 drink 3 hoppadillos"

Karbach brewery! Yay

Posted by: man at August 21, 2026 08:13 PM (XuXeR)

85 Is Freebird really Free
What about Free Willy
Or Born Free
Then there is Free Palestine (with purchase of a full price Palestine)
Let Freedom Ring
Free Karmelo with purchase of a full price Karmelo

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 21, 2026 08:14 PM (/+uur)

86 USAmbToBelgium
The United States Mission to Belgium condemns, in the strongest terms, Ghent University’s retaliation against an American scholar
Posted by: r hennigantx

Always "in the strongest terms."

Why do you never read about an ambassador condemning something in "frankly, some rather pantywaisted terms?"

Posted by: mikeski at August 21, 2026 08:14 PM (VHUov)

87 San Franpsycho kind of like the Jets and the Sharks then

Posted by: Skip at August 21, 2026 08:14 PM (Ia/+0)

88 83 Concur.

Posted by: gp at August 21, 2026 08:16 PM (Jr5Lq)

89 She’s not eating or drinking and her tail is swollen and sore. I know humans post surgery. And they do the same thing. But I’m still worried and sad.

Such a trivial thing compared to others’ worries. Especially tcn. I’m sorry about your tumble last night and your friend’s death in the planet crash.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 21, 2026 08:05 PM (yEz+x)
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Prayers for a swift recovery for poor Lucy. I know she means the world to you.

Hopefully she's just stressed out from the day's painful adventures.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 21, 2026 08:18 PM (FZ29D)

90 BTW, cool Jewish slingshot...

Posted by: man at August 21, 2026 08:18 PM (XuXeR)

91 Always "in the strongest terms."

Why do you never read about an ambassador condemning something in "frankly, some rather pantywaisted terms?"
Posted by: mikeski at August 21, 2026 08:14 PM (VHUov)

Levels of Ambassador Letters
Letter
Direct
Terse
Stern
Rebuke
Critical
Strongest Terms

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 21, 2026 08:18 PM (/+uur)

92 that is some real truth there @ 83, nurse. it costs nothing.

and in a world dominated by fud and belittling, priceless!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 21, 2026 08:24 PM (VyBeY)

93 37 Sailing to the bottom of the world, didn't Shackleton try that?
Posted by: Skip at August 21, 2026 07:35 PM (Ia/+0)
He did that. Make a good movie if whorewood don't wipe their ass o the story.

Posted by: Eromero at August 21, 2026 08:24 PM (LHPAg)

94 The ghastly gheese of Ghent gnash their gherkins with ghlee.

Posted by: gp at August 21, 2026 08:27 PM (Jr5Lq)

95 He probably placed the order online.
Posted by: Crusader at August 21, 2026 07:37 PM (TN0g+)

On the internet, nobody knows you’re a dog.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 21, 2026 08:28 PM (ZVgZ4)

96 34 "This would be no different than blowing up, and tearing down, all of the swastikas in post world WWII Germany"

This is a direct quote of what a leftist believes needs to happen to the White House ballroom under construction. I knew they were fucking insane, but it's still weird to see all the permutations and combinations. They want it gone, just as soon as a Democrat gets in the White House.

Posted by: Common Tater
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This product is a combination of poor parenting combined with modern government education. This has been a long time coming.
Advanced education was infiltrated by the early to middle sixties.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 21, 2026 08:28 PM (nqf1u)

97 On the internet, nobody knows you’re a dog.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 21, 2026 08:28 PM (ZVgZ4)
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Bob @ the NSA probably knows, but he also knows how to keep a secret.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 21, 2026 08:31 PM (FZ29D)

98 San Franpsycho kind of like the Jets and the Sharks then
Posted by: Skip

Winnipeg vs. San Jose?

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 21, 2026 08:33 PM (Fv808)

99 How do you know Bob isn’t a dog?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 21, 2026 08:36 PM (ZVgZ4)

100 You Never know who needs a random, sincere compliment. Try it.
Posted by: nurse ratched

"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, the defendant calls it 'a random, sincere compliment'....:"

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 21, 2026 08:36 PM (Fv808)

101 Why are there no records on Obama teaching?
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 21, 2026 07:57 PM (/+uur)

As I have pointed out before, there are two reasons to study something...

Either to support it? or to figure out how to destroy it.

Obama, Constitutional Scholar.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 21, 2026 08:37 PM (mP0Kj)

102 87 San Franpsycho kind of like the Jets and the Sharks then

Posted by: Skip
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West Side Story, the score with music accompaniment.

--- it's hue tube

https://tinyurl.com/53cze3nb

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 21, 2026 08:37 PM (nqf1u)

103 A big Win 11 update just popped up, ten days after Patch Tuesday. Hm.

Posted by: gp at August 21, 2026 08:42 PM (Jr5Lq)

104 Yeah, but it still doesn't make any sense. For all the things to get pissed off about, White House renovations ain't it. They just keep getting more and more crazy.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 21, 2026 08:44 PM (zwp1R)

105 I had a couple op tshirts growing up in Kansas. No mesh shirts though. Gals never wore those. What a jip

Posted by: banana Dream at August 21, 2026 08:44 PM (3uBP9)

106 I may be the only one, but I would not like to meet Piper in person. I don't like meeting her on the internet. She is just too special for me.

Posted by: Ronster at August 21, 2026 08:45 PM (IFwjj)

107 Back from church events.

I am such an introvert, I had to hide indoors some of the time.

Luckily we had plenty of volunteers. Sadly we only had a few groups from the neighborhood show up - sad because it was supposed to be a neighborhood social event.

Apparently Halloween does better in this regard. If I haven't moved for a job by then, I'll see for myself.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 21, 2026 08:47 PM (aJQbY)

108 106 I may be the only one, but I would not like to meet Piper in person. I don't like meeting her on the internet. She is just too special for me.
Posted by: Ronster at August 21, 2026 08:45 PM (

I don’t know how to feel about this. Would you define “special”?

Posted by: Piper at August 21, 2026 08:49 PM (ZdaMQ)

109 I may be the only one, but I would not like to meet Piper in person. I don't like meeting her on the internet. She is just too special for me.
Posted by: Ronster at August 21, 2026 08:45 PM (IFwjj)
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I am too special!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 21, 2026 08:50 PM (RIvkX)

110 They just keep getting more and more crazy."

I don't belive so. It's just that we all get to hear the rants of crazy uncle Bob or nutty aunt peg...

Posted by: man at August 21, 2026 08:52 PM (XuXeR)

111 101 Why are there no records on Obama teaching?
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 21, 2026 07:57 PM (/+uur)
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He never did anything worth publishing.
Bernardine Dohrn wrote his thesis at Columbia.
He is a test tube if ever there was one.
Given to and raised by his grandparents who were
sub rosa affiliated with the state department from
the time he was 10.

Before that Obama was six years old when he moved
to Indonesia with his stepfather, Lolo Soetoro, in 1967.
The baby was groomed from the day he was born.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 21, 2026 08:52 PM (nqf1u)

112 San Franpsycho kind of like the Jets and the Sharks then
Posted by: Skip

Winnipeg vs. San Jose?
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 21, 2026 08:33 PM (Fv80

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It's metaphorical. Must we explain everything??

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 21, 2026 08:53 PM (RIvkX)

113
I am too special!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 21, 2026 0

Way more special than me! But that is a pretty low bar, honestly.

Posted by: Piper at August 21, 2026 08:53 PM (ZdaMQ)

114 Ronster, that was very rude. Maybe log off for now & come back when you sober up.

Posted by: JQ at August 21, 2026 08:54 PM (rdVOm)

115 Geese can be an effective burglar alarm. Guinea Fowl excellent at it.

Posted by: Bird Is The Word! at August 21, 2026 08:55 PM (JM9I6)

116 Obama, president and editor of HLR. What did he write?

Posted by: nckate at August 21, 2026 08:55 PM (enNUy)

117 That does sound like a left hand compliment, kinda. I don't know the intent, but

Posted by: Common Tater at August 21, 2026 08:56 PM (zwp1R)

118 114 Ronster, that was very rude. Maybe log off for now & come back when you sober up.
Posted by: JQ at August 21, 2026

Oh my gosh, I thought he was kidding. Lol. Thank you for being a friend to balance my ridiculous.

Posted by: Piper at August 21, 2026 08:57 PM (ZdaMQ)

119 115 Geese can be an effective burglar alarm. Guinea Fowl excellent at it.

Posted by: Bird Is The Word!
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Mom said, Grandpa had geese in the yard, guineas in the trees and a shotgun at the door.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 21, 2026 08:57 PM (nqf1u)

120 The real fun is on following the Ghent spectacle.

*grabs popcorn

Posted by: man at August 21, 2026 08:57 PM (XuXeR)

121 I would check a dictionary.

Posted by: Ronster at August 21, 2026 08:57 PM (IFwjj)

122

E. Coli in alfalfa sprouts. Intestinal bacteria. Did somebody take a dump in the alfalfa?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 21, 2026 08:58 PM (QOikT)

123 Okay, maybe I missed a joke somewhere?

Fair enough. Perhaps I'm to one what should log off for a while, heh.

Posted by: JQ at August 21, 2026 09:00 PM (rdVOm)

124 Night owl de-lurks in strong flanking maneuver.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 21, 2026 09:00 PM (nqf1u)

125 I may be the only one, but I would not like to meet Piper in person. I don't like meeting her on the internet. She is just too special for me.

Posted by: Ronster at August 21, 2026 08:45 PM (IFwjj)

Sounds like someone has a widdle cwush

Posted by: ... at August 21, 2026 09:00 PM (vE0+H)

126 Sounds like someone has a widdle cwush

I don't think so.

Posted by: Ronster at August 21, 2026 09:04 PM (IFwjj)

127 11 hours from now I have the biggest interview/audition of my life. I should go to sleep, but I can't yet. Listening to Classic Rock standards, hoping they will calm my mind so I get a decent night's sleep.

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 21, 2026 09:05 PM (vV6n9)

128 >>>get a decent night's sleep.

Posted by: Lincolntf
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Good Luck!

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 21, 2026 09:07 PM (nqf1u)

129 Good luck, Lincolntf!

Posted by: JQ at August 21, 2026 09:07 PM (rdVOm)

130 E. Coli in alfalfa sprouts. Intestinal bacteria. Did somebody take a dump in the alfalfa?"

Supposedly the vendor imports from SE Asia...

Draw your own conclusions. I am laughing at the idiots posting about budget cuts...

Posted by: man at August 21, 2026 09:08 PM (XuXeR)

131 Posted by: Lincolntf

You got this!

Posted by: Piper at August 21, 2026 09:09 PM (ZdaMQ)

132 E. Coli in alfalfa sprouts. Intestinal bacteria. Did somebody take a dump in the alfalfa?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug

No, you just realize that they're grown in a greenhouse and they hire assholes who don't know to wash their hands.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 21, 2026 09:09 PM (diia5)

133 It's 106*, breezy & hazy. Going outside is like walking into a convection oven!

Posted by: JQ at August 21, 2026 09:09 PM (rdVOm)

134 I don't think so.

Posted by: Ronster at August 21, 2026 09:04 PM (IFwjj)

Then why did you think anyone would give a fuck who you "don't" want to meet?

Posted by: ... at August 21, 2026 09:10 PM (vE0+H)

135 Enjoy it. Bastardi says you're going to freeze your ba-tooki off this winter. Me too.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 21, 2026 09:12 PM (nqf1u)

136 55-60,000 people die of snakebite in India each year. Be thankful you aren't there.

Posted by: Reptile Dysfunction at August 21, 2026 09:12 PM (JM9I6)

137 Thank you, Braenyard and JQ. I guess I was kind of hoping for that encouraging spirit. Morale farming?

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 21, 2026 09:12 PM (vV6n9)

138 Piper is A-Ok by me!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 21, 2026 09:12 PM (VyBeY)

139 I have to use xcancel. Kind of a hassle. Maybe ace can just go ahead and make the url xcancel. I would pay extra for that.
Posted by: fd at August 21, 2026 07:32 PM (MWfyi)

Assuming that you're on a PC and assuming what you're using some chromium based browser - which is everything but Firefox, I think - there is an extension you can add to automatically redirect. I use it and it works well.

If you use a phone, I can't help you... I'm old and am afraid of these these new fangled devices.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 21, 2026 09:13 PM (ExV1e)

140 Hell yeah, Piper. Thanks.

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 21, 2026 09:14 PM (vV6n9)

141 All best of luck to you, Lincolntf!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 21, 2026 09:15 PM (VyBeY)

142 I think I impressed Jodie Foster.

Posted by: John Hinckley at August 21, 2026 09:16 PM (vE0+H)

143 Maybe ace can just go ahead and make the url xcancel. I would pay extra for that.
Posted by: fd
---

Buddy's set won't open xcancel. Could it be that if one is signed on to X that xcancel won't open?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 21, 2026 09:17 PM (nqf1u)

144 Lincolntf!

Break a leg! And I hope you email me with your station info so I can tune in!

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 21, 2026 09:17 PM (yEz+x)

145 125 I may be the only one, but I would not like to meet Piper in person. I don't like meeting her on the internet. She is just too special for me.

Posted by: Ronster at August 21, 2026 08:45 PM (IFwjj)

Sounds like someone has a widdle cwush
Posted by: ... at August 21, 2026 09:00 PM (vE0+H)

Nah, just being an asshole, I suppose.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 21, 2026 09:17 PM (ur4t4)

146 Thank you all. I needed a bit of Ted Lasso-style encouragement, and you delivered.

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 21, 2026 09:17 PM (vV6n9)

147 Wayne Allen Root went to Columbia at the same time and graduated the same year (1983). Both in Political Science, never saw Obama. Other classmates report the same to Wayne.

Posted by: Barry O at August 21, 2026 09:18 PM (JM9I6)

148 I may be the only one, but I would not like to meet Piper in person.

Other than when she tackles you and tries to stuff kale into your mouth, she's pretty chill.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 21, 2026 09:19 PM (ExV1e)

149 Thank you all. I needed a bit of Ted Lasso-style encouragement, and you delivered.
Posted by: Lincolntf

BELIEVE

Posted by: Tuna at August 21, 2026 09:20 PM (lJ0H4)

150 nurse ratched, If I get the job, I will do that.

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 21, 2026 09:21 PM (vV6n9)

151 Word, Tuna.

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 21, 2026 09:23 PM (vV6n9)

152 Braenyard - unlikely, but there may be some script I'm blocking that would have that effect? But I have no problem using X for some of the Friday ONT and xCancel for the videos that won't load properly due to whatever.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 21, 2026 09:23 PM (aJQbY)

153 I just posted the alfalfa news to tip off Piper and any others who might eat that stuff. Some people like to eat healthy food. However I don't go out of the way to eat alfalfa or kale.
But I do like turnip greens, mustard greens and collard greens. With cornbread and pork chops of course.

Posted by: Case at August 21, 2026 09:24 PM (VrYHL)

154 Prayers up, Lincolntf.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 21, 2026 09:25 PM (aJQbY)

155 I didn't know a fat chick could deck a guy by virtue of having extra weight (fat, not muscle) behind her punch.

Note to self: Don't get in the face of any fat chicks who are ornery.

Posted by: JuJuBee at August 21, 2026 09:25 PM (YSQQv)

156 Bless you, Rando...

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 21, 2026 09:27 PM (vV6n9)

157 Such a trivial thing compared to others’ worries. Especially tcn. I’m sorry about your tumble last night and your friend’s death in the planet crash.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 21, 2026 08:05 PM (yEz+x)

Where your heart is, there also will your treasure be. Lucy knows you love her.

Try some baby food meat. It worked for my dog when she wouldn't even touch cheese.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 21, 2026 09:28 PM (ur4t4)

158 If everyone is special then no one is special!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 21, 2026 09:30 PM (ZVgZ4)

159 158 If everyone is special then no one is special!
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 21, 2026 09:30 PM (ZVgZ4)

Hey! I'm pretty damned special. I'm a ray of fucking sunshine!

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 21, 2026 09:31 PM (ur4t4)

160 155 I didn't know a fat chick could deck a guy by virtue of having extra weight (fat, not muscle) behind her punch.
---

They are based. All of the energy goes directly to the object.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 21, 2026 09:31 PM (nqf1u)

161 If everyone is special then no one is special!
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 21, 2026 09:30 PM (ZVgZ4)

Special is a versatile word. AOC is an entirely different kind of special than, say, Ben Had.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 21, 2026 09:32 PM (ExV1e)

162 Weight can be a force multiplier.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 21, 2026 09:32 PM (nqf1u)

163 Biblical scholars have just deduced that the agricultural offering that Cain made, which God rejected, was kale.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 21, 2026 09:32 PM (ZVgZ4)

164 Hay everyone time too gets exercited....

The wr hate trump day parades is be coming soon to Brattleboro. Standby for the schederale....

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt at August 21, 2026 09:32 PM (01s1V)

165 Nemo,
kale
.... yeah, that tracks.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 21, 2026 09:33 PM (aJQbY)

166 Special is a versatile word. AOC is an entirely different kind of special than, say, Ben Had.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 21, 2026 09:32 PM (ExV1e)

Well, there's awesome special and short bus special.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 21, 2026 09:33 PM (ur4t4)

167 Hey! I'm pretty damned special. I'm a ray of fucking sunshine!

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 21, 2026 09:31 PM (ur4t4)

I would agree with part of this.

Posted by: ... at August 21, 2026 09:33 PM (vE0+H)

168 Kale is not food. Even animals won't eat that crap. It wastes space in the garden. It isn't even good for compost.

Not. Food.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 21, 2026 09:34 PM (ur4t4)

169 Had to put on flea collars on the kittehs now that they're outside for most of the day. They didn't even try to fight me when I put them on. They're not like the flea collars that were wide and bulky.

These are not cheap, but they last for eight months

If anyone is interested:

Seresto Cat Flea Collar
https://tinyurl.com/298mkxuc

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 21, 2026 09:35 PM (w65YX)

170 But I do like turnip greens, mustard greens and collard greens. With cornbread and pork chops of course.
Posted by: Case

All the grrenstuff making folks sick is the stuff eaten raw. You buy lettuce in this nice, sterile (?) wrap, who would think to wash it, right?

Posted by: MkY at August 21, 2026 09:35 PM (q6tQZ)

171 I would agree with part of this.

Posted by: ...
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Fucking sunshine would be pretty hot.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 21, 2026 09:35 PM (nqf1u)

172 Greens are cooked.

Posted by: MkY at August 21, 2026 09:35 PM (q6tQZ)

173 162 Weight can be a force multiplier.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 21, 2026 09:32 PM (nqf1u)

Don’t let her sit on you, especially not the chest!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 21, 2026 09:35 PM (ZVgZ4)

174 Kale is not food. Even animals won't eat that crap. It wastes space in the garden. It isn't even good for compost.

Not. Food.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 21, 2026 09:34 PM (ur4t4)

Piper is feeling really put upon.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 21, 2026 09:35 PM (ExV1e)

175 Kale is not food. Even animals won't eat that crap. It wastes space in the garden. It isn't even good for compost.

Not. Food.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 21, 2026 09:34 PM (ur4t4)
___

Preach.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 21, 2026 09:35 PM (w65YX)

176 164 Hay everyone time too gets exercited....

The wr hate trump day parades is be coming soon to Brattleboro. Standby for the schederale....

I CAN NOT F**K
AND NICE SPELLING ............

Posted by: Franklin Stein at August 21, 2026 09:35 PM (4Hq22)

177 Still love ya though, Piper!

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 21, 2026 09:36 PM (w65YX)

178 Mom grew some kale... it was "ornamental" with purple and frilly leaves.

Mom was always trying to get us all to eat *greens* from the garden: beet, turnip, mustard, swiss chard and the like.

But even SHE would not eat, or force us to eat, kale! LOL.

Posted by: JQ at August 21, 2026 09:38 PM (rdVOm)

179 Kale=explosive diarrhea.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 21, 2026 09:40 PM (zZu0s)

180 Kale, the decorative veggie.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 21, 2026 09:41 PM (nqf1u)

181 Say, Big Fat Woman get your fat legs off of me
Now you Big Fat Woman get your fat legs off of me
Now it feels so good, scare the hell out of me…

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 21, 2026 09:42 PM (ZVgZ4)

182 177 Still love ya though, Piper!
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 21

Sorry, was walking the dog, but love you too!

And it’s okay, though I have a kale and sausage soup that I bet most of y’all would enjoy. Or at least not spit out!

Posted by: Piper at August 21, 2026 09:43 PM (ZdaMQ)

183 Current humidity is 93%, dew point 77F

I probably should be doing a TikTok outrage I Just Can't Even clickbait rage video, but-

-I am not a late 20s chubby chick with face metal and beaucoup tattoos

-I pay my own bills, maintain my own house, and have better things to do

-My dog would look at me funny, and Dixie would be right

-Also not a friggin' Communist

Posted by: Miklos has AC and ice in his Bourbon beverage, unlike the commie EuroEnviroPoors at August 21, 2026 09:43 PM (4RYRd)

184 I have an irrational hatred of kale from my waitressing days as a 20-year-old at a SoCal Pizza Hut. Setting up the salad bar was a pain-in-the-ass task. After the shit-ton of ice was schlepped in and dumped in, and the crocks were in, I had to place kale leaves around the crocks to make it look nice. One night a customer said there were crawly things all over. The kale was full of tiny bugs that ran amok. I had to take everything out of the salad bar, wash the crocks, start all over again, prepping more produce, while still waiting tables. Worst night ever. Kale is the devil's weed.

Posted by: JuJuBee at August 21, 2026 09:44 PM (YSQQv)

185 "Jason Arday case has damaged Right-wing trust in universities" - Eric Kaufmann
tinyurl.com/3pr5xeea

This is in the UK, not the US.

Posted by: 88C+u at August 21, 2026 09:44 PM (88C+u)

186 Kale is so remarkable, I don't know if I've even had it before. For now, I'm skipping the lettuce and going with steamed vegetables like spinach or cooked like cabbage.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 21, 2026 09:46 PM (FR9Sb)

187 147 Wayne Allen Root went to Columbia at the same time and graduated the same year (1983). Both in Political Science, never saw Obama. Other classmates report the same to Wayne.
Posted by: Barry O at August 21, 2026 09:18 PM (JM9I6)

He dont see color

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 21, 2026 09:46 PM (/+uur)

188 Klytus, I'm bored. What plaything can you offer me today?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 21, 2026 09:46 PM (XV/Pl)

189 Has the Right Wing any trust in universities in the USA?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 21, 2026 09:47 PM (ZVgZ4)

190 185 "Jason Arday case has damaged Right-wing trust in universities" - Eric Kaufmann
tinyurl.com/3pr5xeea

This is in the UK, not the US.
Posted by: 88C+u at August 21, 2026 09:44 PM (88C+u)

Who still trusts universities? They pump out worthless degrees and charge exorbitant fees. No thanks. I'll read if I need to know something.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 21, 2026 09:48 PM (ur4t4)

191 Posted by: JuJuBee at August 21, 2026 09:44 PM

Oh, that's just nasty...

When I had to setup the salad bar, I was told to use 'green leaf' lettuce. Always washed it first, because usually had some dirt in it.

I suppose kale is cheaper?

Posted by: JQ at August 21, 2026 09:48 PM (rdVOm)

192 I make a Kale and White Bean soup for Brit Lass. Otherwise wouldn't but it's actually pretty tasty.

Posted by: ... at August 21, 2026 09:48 PM (vE0+H)

193 Coeducation at Columbia College significantly improved women's academic performance, as evidenced by the graduation of the first female students in 1987, who included the class valedictorian and salutatorian.

umpossible

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 21, 2026 09:49 PM (/+uur)

194 Maybe we should be growing our own produce where people don't shit on it before sending it to market.

Just spit-ballin' here.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 21, 2026 09:50 PM (ur4t4)

195 No one believes that the first women at Columbia were the best

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 21, 2026 09:51 PM (/+uur)

196 Assistant U.S. Attorney, Andrew Haden, was found dead inside a Southern California federal building on Wednesday, just hours after he was reported missing.

Andrew Haden, 48, the No. 2 official in the U.S. Attorney's Office for the Southern District of California, was discovered in a vacant office at the Edward J. Schwartz Federal Building, officials said.

Haden was a 16-year veteran of the office who climbed the ranks after joining in 2010 through the Attorney General's Honors Program. Haden served as first assistant U.S. attorney and previously ran both the Violent Crimes & Human Trafficking Section and the Criminal Division. The federal prosecutor was also a U.S. Navy veteran and a father of two school-aged children.

...a source told the San Diego Union-Tribune that investigators believe Haden died by suicide.
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ruh roh

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 21, 2026 09:51 PM (nqf1u)

197 I more and more believe less and less

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 21, 2026 09:52 PM (/+uur)

198 Coeducation at Columbia College significantly improved women's academic performance, as evidenced by the graduation of the first female students in 1987, who included the class valedictorian and salutatorian.

umpossible
Posted by: r hennigantx

The Arts Degree in Mattress Studies came later

Posted by: Emma Sulkowicz at August 21, 2026 09:52 PM (4RYRd)

199 147 Wayne Allen Root went to Columbia at the same time and graduated the same year (1983). Both in Political Science, never saw Obama. Other classmates report the same to Wayne.
Posted by: Barry O at August 21, 2026 09:18 PM (JM9I6)

If Obama said he did anything, I'd check. It is mostly lies. He was the original Manchurian Candidate.

He didn't father either of his kids, he never taught Constitutional Law, he didn't know how to use an umbrella, for fuck sake.

He is a worthless waste of skin.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 21, 2026 09:52 PM (ur4t4)

200 No one believes that the first women at Columbia were the best
Posted by: r hennigantx at August 21, 2026 09:51 PM (/+uur)

Evidence of DEI.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 21, 2026 09:52 PM (ZVgZ4)

201 Oh yes, greens are cooked (or boiled may be the better word).
Very good for you, rich In iron I don't buy them at the grocery store, too many gardens around here. Same with green beans and corn.

Posted by: Case at August 21, 2026 09:53 PM (VrYHL)

202 If Obama said the sky was blue, I would look up to check.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 21, 2026 09:53 PM (ZVgZ4)

203 The only person in trouble over Arday is an American at a Belgium school that pointed out he stole ideas from
... minority student papers.

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 21, 2026 09:54 PM (/+uur)

204 I make a Kale and White Bean soup for Brit Lass. Otherwise wouldn't but it's actually pretty tasty.
Posted by: ...

*checks the protein content of watercress sandwiches*

Posted by: Bishop Ralph of Shrewsbury at August 21, 2026 09:54 PM (4RYRd)

205

Let the Midnight Special
Shine a ever lovin' light on me

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 21, 2026 09:55 PM (Cqx++)

206 Maybe we should be growing our own produce where people don't shit on it before sending it to market.

Just spit-ballin' here.
Posted by: tcn in AK

Absolutely! Problem here is, it gets too hot too soon and most greens 'bolt' by June.

I should plant a fall crop soon. Leaf lettuces and spinach do well enough in planters on my deck-- no huge garden required!

Posted by: JQ at August 21, 2026 09:55 PM (rdVOm)

207 Sadly, too many companies still trust university degrees as being worth... something. At least utility as a filtering mechanism, I guess.

If I ran the world for a day, I'd mandate sanity in job postings. Among other fixes, at least for IT jobs, if you require X years experience, you can't 'require' a degree that takes less time than that experience. Because it's *obsolete* by then.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 21, 2026 09:57 PM (aJQbY)

208 >>>Maybe we should be growing our own produce where people don't shit on it before sending it to market.

Just spit-ballin' here.

Posted by: tcn in AK

>Maybe there is something to be said about local farmer's markets.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 21, 2026 09:57 PM (FR9Sb)

209 Let the Midnight Special
Shine a ever lovin' light on me
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

better than Midnight Express

Posted by: the True Story of Billy Hayes at August 21, 2026 09:58 PM (4RYRd)

210 All in due time, my dear.
All in due time.
These things must be done carefulllly.

Posted by: mindful webworker - wick it which at August 21, 2026 09:58 PM (1BE2o)

211 Assistant U.S. Attorney, Andrew Haden, was found dead inside a Southern California federal building on Wednesday, just hours after he was reported missing.

If suicide, why? If not suicide, then murder, and again why?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 21, 2026 09:59 PM (ZVgZ4)

212 He is a worthless waste of skin.
Posted by: tcn in AK

An oxygen thief.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 21, 2026 09:59 PM (VJ0w/)

213 Fabulous Café, lovely photograph, and so enjoyed the fashion of the 80's we'd rather forget. Thank you.

Good weekend!

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 21, 2026 10:00 PM (NFX2v)

214 mindful webworker -

Why do I see you with a green hooked nose?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 21, 2026 10:02 PM (ZVgZ4)

215 Ont

Posted by: nckate at August 21, 2026 10:03 PM (enNUy)

216 Kale seems to me like a green that requires brute force, like a pressure cooker. I could be wrong, but it couldn't hurt.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 21, 2026 10:04 PM (FR9Sb)

217 Willowed, but Knaresborough, cute place. Happened by it while out driving aimlessly with the family. 2007, i think.

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