Former CNN Hypartisan News Prude Brooke Baldwin: I'm a Strong Professional Woman and So I Want You to Know I'm Really Good at Dick-in-Vag Sex

Ah yes, prudish, priggish Male Gaze-shaming feminists using their hooters and pooters to advance themselves.

Ex-CNN anchor Brooke Baldwin gets stunningly candid about her sex life: 'Pretty damn good'

Was anyone asking? I sure wasn't.

Brooke Baldwin is opening up about her sex life in startlingly candid fashion -- declaring she's "pretty damn good" in bed, revealing four different men recently tried to sleep with her and insisting casual sex was "very much on the table" before she turned them all down.

This sounds a lot like a whore bragging.

The former CNN anchor, 47, made the eyebrow-raising admissions in a Substack post published over the weekend, writing that she had recently rejoined a dating app and found herself fielding attention from four men -- including one who "used to run a country," another who "literally flew in just to take me to dinner," and a third she described simply as "hot."
"Bottom line? I am flattered," Baldwin initially wrote before catching herself.

Oh wow, a divorced woman joined a dating app. Breaking news! Thanks for sharing.

Now she remembers she's a feminist and so she's not supposed to feel validation due to the sexual attention of men. So she questions if she's flattered and all, and decides she's not, because it's obvious she's hot.

"Hang on. Am I???"
"That's so old-school-Brooke-I-just-want-to-be-Chosen talking. No. I'm not flattered. I'm... unsurprised. There. There's the truth."

The veteran broadcaster, who was previously married to British producer James Fletcher before she filed for divorce in 2023, said she ultimately rejected all four men despite describing herself as someone who enjoys sex.
"What did I do?" Baldwin wrote. "Turned them all down. Every. Single. One."
"And y'all know... I love sex. If I may be so bold, I'm pretty damn good at it."
She added that she has previously written that "sex to me is like oxygen" and said she has been upfront that she is "not looking for a serious relationship right now."
"So casual sex? It's very much on the table. I've thought about it. A lot," she wrote.
"It could be empowering. It would almost certainly be pleasurable. And I'm a grown-ass woman with choices."

She wants you to know that she's a whore, but she's saving her Whore Energy for "a larger purpose."

Baldwin said she nevertheless decided against sleeping with any of the men because she wants to devote her energy to what she described as a larger purpose.
"In this particular season of my life, I care too much about what I'm building to let my energy scatter in a dozen directions," she wrote, describing that philosophy with a single word: "LEAKY."
"It isn't punishment. It's protection. Protection of the life I'm trying to build."

Men and women have different ways of dealing with middle age. Men, infamously, spend a lot of money on a sportscar they've coveted since they were 15.

But women, particularly leftwing women, deal with middle age by going through a "Messianic Phase," in which they suddenly become Philosopher-Priestesses who have So Much to Share with the World. If they're rich celebrity women, they adopt a Whitman's Sampler pack of third world children. They also tend to start Lifestyle Brand online businesses where they sell candles that smell, they advertise, like their private parts.

They also sometimes just sleep around a lot. Brooke Baldwin is combining the two Copes.

I'm not a prude, but I do object to someone of such slight public interest deciding she's going to Overshare the mundane details of her tawdry life with all of us.

Is that really for us? No, of course not. It's for Brooke. She's not being validated enough since CNN fired her -- a "negotiated settlement," as she calls it -- so she's going to validate herself.

And she's got more unsexy tidbits to share.

Note to gentlemen who prefer blondes: she's not interested in a one-night stand.
Former CNN anchor Brooke Baldwin said she craves "more intimacy" in her relationships -- and gave The Post a clue about the next steps in her career.
...
"I don't want less intimacy. I want more," she wrote in the post published Sunday.
"I love being deeply known, and knowing someone deeply in return," she added. "Instead I crave spaciousness -- in partnership or out of it."

Again, who is asking?

No one. She's doing what insecure women do, which is to go on social media, say something sexual, and wait for desperate men to tell them how hot they are.

I mean, this is the image she's using to drum up attention:

I hope no one out there is so naive or innocent as to think she chose the word "leaky" innocently, unaware that this word, in connection with the words "casual sex," suggests the sloshy aftermath of sex.

I'm not a prude, I'm so sick of "feminists" claiming they don't want to be seen as sex objects and then ringing the sexual Dinner Bell whenever they want to promote themselves.

Baldwin's latest essay also offered a tantalizing clue about her professional future.
The former anchor revealed that she is "building something of my own now" and added parenthetically: "we start shooting in two weeks!!!" She did not provide additional details about the project on her blog.

White Aging-Feminist Messiah Complex. "I have so much more to give. There must be something more to me. Right? Right? There has to be! I'm almost sure of it!"

It's the whole Eat-Pray-Love cycle. Have casual sex, spend money on restaurants, buy some trinkets and incense and get "spiritual."

She has some media project that will Heal Us All.

And maybe some candles that smell like her privates.

I'm in control of my sexuality, Male Gazers! Here is a picture of my breast implants to show you that I'm the one in control of my sexuality, Male Gazers!

I bought these for me, not you!

But in a statement to The Post, Baldwin revealed that she has spent the past several months developing an independent journalism project called "America, Tell Me Everything," which will take her around the country reporting on women from different backgrounds.

There you go. I can feel the healing already.

"After twenty-plus years in mainstream media, I'm doing journalism on my terms," Baldwin told The Post on Wednesday, adding that she plans to tell stories with and about women "whose lives and experiences may look nothing like mine or each other's."
The revelations come after Baldwin stunned readers last month by dishing about her sex life, revealing that her rejected suitors include a man who "used to run a country" and another who "literally flew in just to take me to dinner."
While she declined each opportunity, she left little doubt about her enthusiasm for sex itself.
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Baldwin wrote the piece on a flight back home from Paris, describing the trip as largely solo. She didn't divulge who, if anyone, she spent time with in the famously romantic capital.
The scribe delved deeper into what she has learned about maintaining her independence and boundaries while in a relationship, writing that she has a tendency to nurture those around her to such an extent that she can lose sight of her own needs.
"I love to give. And if I'm not careful, it's also one of the quickest ways I leave myself," she wrote.

Is she 14? Is this MySpace?

Alejandro
@AlejandroCO303
The woman bragging publicly about how she likes to get fucked was aghast when Clay Travis said the word "boobs" on her show

That is a great point.

Brooke Baldwin, who claimed to be offended when I said the first amendment & boobs on CNN, now has a Substack where she poses in bras and writes about the men she bangs. She wrote a piece saying I should be fired for what I said on CNN! (Via @megynkelly). https://t.co/XW80WI8KZS
— Clay Travis (@ClayTravis) July 22, 2026

I'm so offended you said "boobs" without my consent.

Now, tell me I'm hot.

Bonus: I can see a certain something in Brooke's eyes.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:30 PM

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1 FINALLY!!

Some REAL NEWS!!!

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 19, 2026 04:30 PM (Sco7b)

2 How does Tapper rate his skills?

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 19, 2026 04:31 PM (Sco7b)

3 And how does Don Lemon rate too?

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 19, 2026 04:32 PM (Sco7b)

4 >>>1 FINALLY!!
Some REAL NEWS!!!

You know you like it.

Posted by: Lamont the Big Dummy at August 19, 2026 04:32 PM (1wjle)

5 declaring she's "pretty damn good" in bed, revealing four different men recently tried to sleep with her and insisting casual sex was "very much on the table" before she turned them all down.

This sounds a lot like a whore bragging.

That's prick teasing.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 19, 2026 04:33 PM (RqFM6)

6 4 >>>1 FINALLY!!
Some REAL NEWS!!!

You know you like it.
Posted by: Lamont the Big Dummy at August 19, 2026 04:32 PM (1wjle)

Of course!!

Thank you. And I think the chick in the picture lives in a nearby city and wants to teach me how to make a million dollars if advertising can be believed.

Things are looking up!!

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 19, 2026 04:34 PM (Sco7b)

7 Herpes is forever. Just a caveat.

Posted by: tubal at August 19, 2026 04:34 PM (Gqar8)

8 And her bolt ons are not appetizing.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 19, 2026 04:34 PM (RqFM6)

9 A trollop.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 19, 2026 04:35 PM (R5BEI)

10 I could have been first but the male gaze stopped me.

Posted by: Open Channel D at August 19, 2026 04:35 PM (gYnrv)

11 Box Whine.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 19, 2026 04:35 PM (Ot/FD)

12 I saw Hooters and Pooters open for The Blowfish at Wetlands Preserve in '93.

Posted by: ShainS at August 19, 2026 04:35 PM (T3zON)

13 Other people's sex lives are boring.

Posted by: huerfano at August 19, 2026 04:35 PM (2Xqig)

14 OK so she hit the wall hard and is advertising that she's still available please, won't men notice her

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 19, 2026 04:35 PM (K32Fz)

15 Why are liberals obsessed with sex and making sure they shove whatever or whoever they are doing in our faces 24/7?

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 19, 2026 04:35 PM (cpFbA)

16 Applebee’s, what, a 6?

Posted by: tubal at August 19, 2026 04:36 PM (Gqar8)

17 I find this oversharing of personal information deeply tasteless.

Posted by: Lena Dunham at August 19, 2026 04:36 PM (1wjle)

18 Lol she really does look like an AI fakebitch from a lazy clickbait dick pill popup.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 19, 2026 04:36 PM (Ot/FD)

19 How much was she paying these "men"?

Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 19, 2026 04:37 PM (0U5gm)

20 Liberals are obsessed with sex because the only way they derive meaning from life is from what gives them pleasure, or is supposed to give them pleasure.

Posted by: Open Channel D at August 19, 2026 04:37 PM (gYnrv)

21 15 Why are liberals obsessed with sex and making sure they shove whatever or whoever they are doing in our faces 24/7?
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 19, 2026 04:35 PM (cpFbA)

Because they are dead inside, and the next step is cutting?

Posted by: tubal at August 19, 2026 04:37 PM (Gqar8)

22 >>>16 Applebee’s, what, a 6?

You're a charitable man.

Posted by: ace at August 19, 2026 04:37 PM (1wjle)

23 she had recently rejoined a dating app and found herself fielding attention from four men -- including one who "used to run a country," another who "literally flew in just to take me to dinner," and a third she described simply as "hot."
__________

There is no chance in this entire universe that this is true. Men of that power and wealth are not stalking dating apps for middle-aged mediocrities like this moldy TMU.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 19, 2026 04:37 PM (iFTx/)

24 "I've got a hot new girlfriend."

"Really? Who?"

"You don't know her, she goes to another school."

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 19, 2026 04:37 PM (iFTx/)

25 Like Paulina Porizkova moping that she goes to a party and is invisible to men now because she's in her 60s (and still damn fine looking for her age)

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 19, 2026 04:37 PM (K32Fz)

26 I remember Brooke now. She was co-anchor with Rick Sanchez.

Here, I looked it up. Google AI.

The fired co-worker you are referring to is Rick Sanchez.

He was fired from CNN in October 2010 after making controversial comments during a radio interview, where he called late-night host Jon Stewart a "bigot" and suggested that Jewish people ran CNN and the broader news media.

Brooke Baldwin had been working as Sanchez's on-air contributor and "sidekick" on his show, Rick's List.

Following his sudden firing, Baldwin was tapped to fill his time slot. This opportunity ultimately launched her 11-year run as a main daytime anchor for the network.

Okay. Thanks for the energy boost ace. Back to work.

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 19, 2026 04:38 PM (Sco7b)

27 It's nice to know about Baldwin, but everyone really wants to know about the sex life of Stelter

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 19, 2026 04:38 PM (rp63B)

28 >>>"You don't know her, she goes to another school."

Is she in the Niagara Falls area? She might know my girlfriend.

Posted by: ace at August 19, 2026 04:38 PM (1wjle)

29 En fuego! Caliente, even!!

Posted by: That Guy who shouts "En fuego!" at August 19, 2026 04:38 PM (0sNs1)

30 Liberals are obsessed with sex because the only way they derive meaning from life is from what gives them pleasure, or is supposed to give them pleasure.

Elites spend every moment not in front of a camera on drugs or having sex with, um whatever cannot escape them, basically.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 19, 2026 04:38 PM (K32Fz)

31 The woman bragging publicly about how she likes to get fucked was aghast when Clay Travis said the word "boobs" on her show
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Most threads around here feature "boobs" within the first 50 comments or so...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 19, 2026 04:38 PM (FZ29D)

32 She looks like an aging madam or an old saddle, I can't really call it.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 19, 2026 04:38 PM (0U5gm)

33 "Men and women have different ways of dealing with middle age. Men, infamously, spend a lot of money on a sportscar they've coveted since they were 15."

[Insert monkey side-eye meme here]

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 19, 2026 04:38 PM (iFTx/)

34 >>27 It's nice to know about Baldwin, but everyone really wants to know about the sex life of Stelter

I know it's so amazing that someone wrote a song about it

Posted by: ace at August 19, 2026 04:39 PM (1wjle)

35 It's nice to know about Baldwin, but everyone really wants to know about the sex life of Stelter
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 19, 2026 04:38 PM (rp63B)
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I don't.

But you do you.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 19, 2026 04:39 PM (44QZQ)

36 substack

leaky broad on substack

lol I think my brain fell out

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 19, 2026 04:39 PM (j+aD2)

37 1) Congratulations on having a vagina and being not-pug-ugly. Men will now attempt to bang you. I hope it hasn't taken you 45+ years to figure this out.

2) I would bet a significant sum of money that you're a world-class starfish in bed.

3) If the most interesting thing you can publish on the internet for all to see is what you do with your hoo-ha for fun, you're probably a dreadfully boring person in general.

Posted by: ballistic at August 19, 2026 04:39 PM (oqH4h)

38 I'm sorry I don't know this person at all.

Posted by: dantesed at August 19, 2026 04:39 PM (Oy/m2)

39 That's hot.

Posted by: man at August 19, 2026 04:39 PM (XuXeR)

40 27 It's nice to know about Baldwin, but everyone really wants to know about the sex life of Stelter
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 19, 2026 04:38 PM (rp63B)

He plys his pickup lines at Golden Corral? Leaves alone, but well fed.

Posted by: tubal at August 19, 2026 04:39 PM (Gqar8)

41 >>>"You don't know her, she goes to another school."

Is she in the Niagara Falls area? She might know my girlfriend.

Posted by: ace at August 19, 2026 04:38 PM

The Canadian side.

Posted by: huerfano at August 19, 2026 04:40 PM (2Xqig)

42 it's interesting to watch the bolt ons as gals age btw

they seem to ... sort of defect from the rest of the broad

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 19, 2026 04:40 PM (j+aD2)

43 A floozy.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 19, 2026 04:40 PM (R5BEI)

44 I literally had to use that line once, I was in Oregon, my girlfriend was in Washington for college, and a doctor asked me about my personal life. I had to use the "she's in another state" line LOL

It was true! Didn't last much longer though.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 19, 2026 04:40 PM (K32Fz)

45 42 it's interesting to watch the bolt ons as gals age btw

they seem to ... sort of defect from the rest of the broad
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 19, 2026 04:40 PM (j+aD2)

It’s all about the collagen.

Posted by: tubal at August 19, 2026 04:41 PM (Gqar8)

46 >>27 It's nice to know about Baldwin, but everyone really wants to know about the sex life of Stelter

I know it's so amazing that someone wrote a song about it
Posted by: ace at August 19, 2026 04:39 PM (1wjle)
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What's that old "Sex Machine" up to these days?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 19, 2026 04:41 PM (FZ29D)

47 Men, infamously, spend a lot of money on a sportscar they've coveted since they were 15."

They didn't make it when I was 15...

Posted by: man at August 19, 2026 04:41 PM (XuXeR)

48 She looks like the type who always does butt stuff and always regrets having done butt stuff.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 19, 2026 04:41 PM (Ot/FD)

49 I am assuming the "leaky" is due to having multiple semi-anonymous partners over a short time span.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 19, 2026 04:41 PM (0U5gm)

50 Come and get it, boys.

Posted by: Helen Thomas at August 19, 2026 04:41 PM (1wjle)

51 The personal details that Commentators on this Blog are most interested in is the state of your shelving.

Is it straight?
Is it sturdy?
Will it survive a 7.6 magnitude earthquake?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 19, 2026 04:41 PM (0sNs1)

52 48 She looks like the type who always does butt stuff and always regrets having done butt stuff.

so ... a female human?

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 19, 2026 04:41 PM (j+aD2)

53 Wow, that's the same broad??

Posted by: Common Tater at August 19, 2026 04:41 PM (pG62k)

54 Check out those saddle baggy thighs

Posted by: vmom deport deport stab deport at August 19, 2026 04:42 PM (t1EZK)

55 I can't get over the LEAKY

that is quite the tag line Ma'am!

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 19, 2026 04:42 PM (j+aD2)

56 I don't only not know about this person. I don't want to know about her and don't want to read about her.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 19, 2026 04:42 PM (JrHfD)

57 "This sounds a lot like a whore bragging."

Literally so. Women do not need to brag about getting laid. It is like a guy bragging about how hot the prostitute he paid to sleep with was. What? Congrats on getting good value? Did she have a coupon night?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 19, 2026 04:42 PM (zZu0s)

58 ... including one who "used to run a country," ...

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They're allowing Maduro conjugal visits?

Posted by: ShainS at August 19, 2026 04:42 PM (T3zON)

59 anyone watch Lanterns?

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 19, 2026 04:42 PM (j+aD2)

60 We already know she's a whore. Now all you have to do is negotiate the price.

Posted by: fd at August 19, 2026 04:43 PM (MWfyi)

61 >>>48 She looks like the type who always does butt stuff and always regrets having done butt stuff.

I added a vid to that effect.

Posted by: ace at August 19, 2026 04:43 PM (1wjle)

62 What a pathetic never-was....

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 19, 2026 04:43 PM (aJQbY)

63 58 ... including one who "used to run a country," ...

my guesses:

Boris Johnson

Bill Clinton

Chris Christie

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 19, 2026 04:43 PM (j+aD2)

64 46 >>27 It's nice to know about Baldwin, but everyone really wants to know about the sex life of Stelter

No, Jeffrey Toobin.

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 19, 2026 04:43 PM (Sco7b)

65 Trailer park boys looking Chris Hayes did the same thing last week wearing that sexy ass wifebeater during a podcast that should've been called "look at me".

Posted by: nckate at August 19, 2026 04:43 PM (enNUy)

66 I can't get over the LEAKY"

That's dead sexy...

Posted by: man at August 19, 2026 04:43 PM (XuXeR)

67 And all the other horses say, neigh, neigh.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 19, 2026 04:44 PM (BzKNL)

68 >>>65 Trailer park boys looking Chris Hayes did the same thing last week wearing that sexy ass wifebeater during a podcast that should've been called "look at me".

that is the weirdest failed flex.

Posted by: ace at August 19, 2026 04:44 PM (1wjle)

69 So she questions if she's flattered and all, and decides she's not, because it's obvious she's hot.

All feminists think they're 10's.

Posted by: Halfhand at August 19, 2026 04:44 PM (EFrJp)

70 I WANT A GIRL WITH A SHORT SKIRT
AND A STRAAAAAIT JACKET.

Posted by: CAKE at August 19, 2026 04:44 PM (wtvvX)

71 I think it would behoove all public figures, but especially newspeople to ask this simple question before ever opening their mouths: "Do I want to see this reported on Ace of Spades HQ"

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 19, 2026 04:44 PM (O0TKe)

72 I added a vid to that effect.
Posted by: ace

And thus we see the true cruelty of Ace of Spades. Not the sly nickname, the cunning put-down, but the horrors he perpetrates on us, his loyal Morons.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 19, 2026 04:44 PM (aJQbY)

73 56 I don't only not know about this person. I don't want to know about her and don't want to read about her.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 19, 2026 04:42 PM (JrHfD)

Just another Poster Person for existential crises. Lookin’ for Love in all the wrong Places - Hey!! that would make a GREAT song title!!!

Posted by: tubal at August 19, 2026 04:44 PM (Gqar8)

74 But women, particularly leftwing women, deal with middle age by going through a "Messianic Phase," in which they suddenly become Philosopher-Priestesses who have So Much to Share with the World.
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I would add that middle-aged women without anything else stable or worthwhile in their lives are also feeling the heat of younger ladies taking their men, their jobs, and their self-worth.

So they constantly have to brag and posture as a plea for "I'm still relevant and hot and awesome!"

There's a reason the "cougar" has become a thing. And any cougar in the world will tell you she's a cougar within 15 minutes of meeting them. They are desperate to claw back some power from the younger generations taking it from them.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 19, 2026 04:44 PM (iFTx/)

75 Most threads around here feature "boobs" within the first 50 comments or so...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 19, 2026 04:38 PM

This seems to be an excessively high level of cynicism for a Commentator, much less a CoB, of such tender years.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 19, 2026 04:45 PM (0sNs1)

76 sock off

Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 19, 2026 04:45 PM (wtvvX)

77 The personal details that Commentators on this Blog are most interested in is the state of your shelving.

Is it straight?
Is it sturdy?
Will it survive a 7.6 magnitude earthquake?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 19, 2026 04:41 PM (0sNs1)
___

Hub is installing bookshelves in the rec room.

Considering our proximity to the New Madrid fault, I hope so.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 19, 2026 04:46 PM (44QZQ)

78 If she is BRAGGING about talking to 4 men on a dating ap like Tinder or... hell... any dating ap...

4 is nothing to brag about... 4 for any semi slender woman is WAYYYYY below average.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 19, 2026 04:46 PM (mP0Kj)

79 a woman her age should, frankly, be busy being a grandmother

this is the problem

she's a nana

she thinks she's a hottie but she should be baking

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 19, 2026 04:46 PM (j+aD2)

80 including one who "used to run a country," ...

my guesses:"

Duracell?

Posted by: man at August 19, 2026 04:46 PM (XuXeR)

81 I don't only not know about this person. I don't want to know about her and don't want to read about her.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 19, 2026 04:42 PM (JrHfD)
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Preach, sista!

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 19, 2026 04:47 PM (44QZQ)

82 77 The personal details that Commentators on this Blog are most interested in is the state of your shelving.

Is it straight?
Is it sturdy?
Will it survive a 7.6 magnitude earthquake?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 19, 2026 04:41 PM (0sNs1)
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Hub is installing bookshelves in the rec room.

Considering our proximity to the New Madrid fault, I hope so.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 19, 2026 04:46 PM (44QZQ)

Reelfoot Lake was an added feature to your AO a couple hundred years ago.

Posted by: tubal at August 19, 2026 04:47 PM (Gqar8)

83 When I was growing up and mischief came around, I would ask myself, "what would my grandmother think if she found out?"

These people need to ask themselves, "What funny name will Ace come up with when he posts about what I am about to say?"

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 19, 2026 04:47 PM (O0TKe)

84 ***And she's got more unsexy tidbits to share.
--

Oh, please, not.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 19, 2026 04:47 PM (BzKNL)

85 Brooke Burke >>>>>>>>>>> Brooke Baldwin

Posted by: dantesed at August 19, 2026 04:47 PM (Oy/m2)

86 so Lanterns did not start out strong.

still hopeful it doesn't suck

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 19, 2026 04:48 PM (j+aD2)

87 "In this particular season of my life, I care too much about what I'm building to let my energy scatter in a dozen directions," she wrote, describing that philosophy with a single word: "LEAKY."

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"Like cum coming out of her eyes, cum coming out of your ... whatever?"

Posted by: ShainS at August 19, 2026 04:48 PM (T3zON)

88 If "leaky" is one of the first three words that comes to your mind when thinking about sex, then ... you're doing it wrong.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 19, 2026 04:48 PM (iFTx/)

89 a woman her age should, frankly, be busy being a grandmother

this is the problem

she's a nana

she thinks she's a hottie but she should be baking
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 19, 2026 04:46 PM (j+aD2)
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I'm actually a Gammy.

Nana is my MiL.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 19, 2026 04:48 PM (44QZQ)

90 There's a reason the "cougar" has become a thing. And any cougar in the world will tell you she's a cougar within 15 minutes of meeting them. They are desperate to claw back some power from the younger generations taking it from them.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 19, 2026 04:44 PM (iFTx/)
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Yeah well when you're a 21-year-old college kid and the cougar sets its sights on you...you don't think about those underlying issues. You just leave the concert with her and have your buddy come pick you up the next day.

Theoretically.

Posted by: ballistic at August 19, 2026 04:48 PM (oqH4h)

91
omg

I'm not sure where this Flaunting Your Mature Female Sexuality literary trend started, but it might have been Caitlin Flanagan?

It has metastasized into completely dispensable explications of every trivial impulse or experience in existence. Instead of Thomas Friedman talking to a taxi driver, it's some matron dropping off her kid in her $100,000 SUV at a private school and ruminating for ten paragraphs on the implications of her daughter's red hair.

Or a shopping trip where someone held a door for her, or the meaning of watching t.v. in your bedroom, or omg.

Do some research and write an actual book like Barbara Dafoe Whitehead, or write a cheesy thriller, or get a job as a model. Monetizing your status as a horny middle-aged woman is not the feminist master-stroke.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 19, 2026 04:48 PM (XJ22o)

92 "Oh wow, a divorced woman joined a dating app. Breaking news! Thanks for sharing."

She hasn't hit rock bottom yet.

When she realizes that the dating market for 47 year old post-Wall harlots is bleak, she'll open up the OnlyFans account and try to get that receding stream of simp-bucks before withdrawing completely into kitteh-and-wine obscurity.

Posted by: Thrawn at August 19, 2026 04:48 PM (lNxD2)

93 ***the word "leaky" innocently, unaware that this word, in connection with
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Plugs and exotic fruits

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 19, 2026 04:48 PM (BzKNL)

94 I always thought he had a "stripper" look hen she was young, like a waitress from Hooters.

Posted by: Leupold at August 19, 2026 04:49 PM (eIzlH)

95 She added that she has previously written that "sex to me is like oxygen"...

Like Apollo 1 oxygen.....

Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 19, 2026 04:49 PM (wtvvX)

96 There's a significant segment of the female population that think their pussies are magical and fascinating even though half the population has them. They've mistaken men's willingness to use them for actual affection or interest in them. Brooke Baldwin is exactly this kind of self-absorbed sex doll doing an even more low-rent version of Carrie Bradshaw's minimum wattage vagina monologues. Just reading about her inane, Jack Handy attempts at deep thought on sex and relationships makes me want to cheat on her.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 19, 2026 04:49 PM (lesDH)

97 She probably wanted to bang Clay Travis tbh.

Posted by: steevy at August 19, 2026 04:49 PM (YwEeS)

98 I'm actually a Gammy.

Nana is my MiL.

you are blessed! I cannot wait to be in your shoes!

I don't care what moniker I get - just cannot wait

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 19, 2026 04:49 PM (j+aD2)

99 Okay…where to even begin.

1. This whole thing reads as a dating app bio.
2. She is okay, but she is a far cry from stopping traffic gorgeous.
3. She may want to lower the levels of the HRT to normal, and then settle down with one of these hot successful males beating her door down. Because baby, tick tock, that is not going to last much longer.

Posted by: Piper at August 19, 2026 04:49 PM (ZdaMQ)

100 >>>I'm not sure where this Flaunting Your Mature Female Sexuality literary trend started, but it might have been Caitlin Flanagan?

It has metastasized into completely dispensable explications of every trivial impulse or experience in existence. Instead of Thomas Friedman talking to a taxi driver, it's some matron dropping off her kid in her $100,000 SUV at a private school and ruminating for ten paragraphs on the implications of her daughter's red hair.

Or a shopping trip where someone held a door for her, or the meaning of watching t.v. in your bedroom, or omg.

Do some research and write an actual book like Barbara Dafoe Whitehead, or write a cheesy thriller, or get a job as a model. Monetizing your status as a horny middle-aged woman is not the feminist master-stroke.

...

hear, hear.

Posted by: ace at August 19, 2026 04:49 PM (1wjle)

101 "And y'all know... I love sex. If I may be so bold, I'm pretty damn good at it."

I don't suppose there's any way we could get you to NOT be so bold, is there?

Posted by: Archimedes at August 19, 2026 04:50 PM (Riz8t)

102 she thinks she's a hottie but she should be baking
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 19, 2026 04:46 PM (j+aD2)

Truthfully? if she was a bit less on the crazy axis of the Hawt / Crazy graph, I'd tap her... she's not all that, but not bad...

But then again, I'm 67...

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 19, 2026 04:50 PM (mP0Kj)

103 They also tend to start Lifestyle Brand online businesses where they sell candles that smell, they advertise, like their private parts.

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"This is about me and my scented vaginal pebbles, isn't it?"

/Gwenyth Paltrow

Posted by: ShainS at August 19, 2026 04:50 PM (T3zON)

104 That's a weird photo of her - the one in the sports bra - looks like her left arm is bruised, could have touched it up a bit.

On another note, Platner's boy wonder strategist turns out to be another nepo loser:
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Hon. Vickie Paladino
@VickieforNYC
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44m
Very interesting email just came our way about yet another superstar DSA rich kid who needs his parents to bail him out. Shocking, I know.

So it turns out that DSA strategist Morris Katz was, according to this very reliable source, renting a $5,700/month luxury apartment on Lorimer Street in Brooklyn and just stopped paying rent one day.

He apparently bounced several checks, dodged calls from the management company, super, and landlord, lied about being 'out of town', overstayed his lease, and then left all his belongings behind to be dealt with by the staff.

Ultimately his rich parents, of course, bailed him out with the landlord, presumably to the tune of tens of thousands of dollars.

Again, this is the DSA. A group of spoiled brats who cannot even manage their own lives, yet supposedly have all the answers for how our entire world should be run. An absolute joke.

Many more details to come on this. Stay tuned!

Posted by: beckster at August 19, 2026 04:50 PM (kX27y)

105 101 "And y'all know... I love sex. If I may be so bold, I'm pretty damn good at it."

I don't suppose there's any way we could get you to NOT be so bold, is there?
Posted by: Archimedes at August 19, 2026 04:50 PM (Riz8t)

Lol

Posted by: tubal at August 19, 2026 04:50 PM (Gqar8)

106 Bet she'd be really popular down at the Retirement Home.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 19, 2026 04:51 PM (mP0Kj)

107 If she was really 'good at it', she wouldn't need to brag.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 19, 2026 04:51 PM (aJQbY)

108 From Jake Blames:

13 What was the accurate dollar figure on the value of equipment abandoned in place over there in Afghani land? Trucks, Black Hawk helicopters, fully automatic machine guns, secure radios, night vision goggles, etc etc. I've heard anywhere from 7 Billions to 70 Billions of dollars.

Clown World
Posted by: Common Tater at August 19, 2026 03:38 PM (Y8TXp)

There was one small silver lining to the Fall of Kabul. On on of the anniversaries, the Taliban press office tweeted out a photo of the captured equipment. And when the internet made fun of their trucks for wearing what looked like shower caps or clean-room booties, they said it was because the tires were made by homosexuals, and easily degraded.

Objectively hilarious.

Posted by: SciVo at August 19, 2026 04:51 PM (L3Npt)

109 Considering our proximity to the New Madrid fault, I hope so.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 19, 2026 04:46 PM (44QZQ)

Reelfoot Lake was an added feature to your AO a couple hundred years ago.
Posted by: tubal
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And there's that little piece of Ky that got separated from the rest of the state.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 19, 2026 04:51 PM (XvL8K)

110 Truthfully? if she was a bit less on the crazy axis of the Hawt / Crazy graph, I'd tap her... she's not all that, but not bad...

But then again, I'm 67...
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 19, 2026 04:50 PM (mP0Kj)

This is what she's going to belatedly realize. Oh sure, there's plenty of guys that will insert their Staffs of Decadence into her bottom-teeth maul, but are they ever going to commit to her? Hell naw.

Posted by: Thrawn at August 19, 2026 04:52 PM (lNxD2)

111 >>>44m
Very interesting email just came our way about yet another superstar DSA rich kid who needs his parents to bail him out. Shocking, I know.

So it turns out that DSA strategist Morris Katz was, according to this very reliable source, renting a $5,700/month luxury apartment on Lorimer Street in Brooklyn and just stopped paying rent one day.

huh. Just like that rich bitch nepo baby who refused to pay rent in a $4,000 per month apartment for over a year and bankrupted her *african* landlord.

Posted by: ace at August 19, 2026 04:52 PM (1wjle)

112
2) I would bet a significant sum of money that you're a world-class starfish in bed.

Posted by: ballistic at August 19, 2026 04:39 PM (oqH4h)

Oh Dog, yes. This. Leftist women will try damn near anything in the bedroom but the vast majority absolutely SUCK at it. And not in the good way. Give me an uninhibited and enthusiastic playmate where we're in love every time. The uninhibited part is waaaaaay down the list, but it would be dishonest to say that for a single guy it's not a factor.

As least, that's my experience from 20+ years living in SoCal where commie poon was the only poon available.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 19, 2026 04:52 PM (y9nCu)

113 There's a reason the "cougar" has become a thing. And any cougar in the world will tell you she's a cougar within 15 minutes of meeting them. They are desperate to claw back some power from the younger generations taking it from them.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 19, 2026 04:44 PM (iFTx/)
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Yeah well when you're a 21-year-old college kid and the cougar sets its sights on you...you don't think about those underlying issues. You just leave the concert with her and have your buddy come pick you up the next day.

Theoretically.
Posted by: ballistic at August 19, 2026 04:48 PM (oqH4h)
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Uber, bro! Uber. But I'm assuming this took place long before there was such thing as Uber ....

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 19, 2026 04:52 PM (iFTx/)

114 "It could be empowering. It would almost certainly be pleasurable. And I'm a grown-ass woman with choices."
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A "grown-ass" woman. A woman with a grown ass isn't as rare and unique as Ms. Baldwin would have you believe.

Posted by: mrp at August 19, 2026 04:52 PM (rj6Yv)

115 Brooke, you have our number. Please let us know if you need any help.

Posted by: Joan Lunden For A Place For Mom at August 19, 2026 04:53 PM (JM9I6)

116 I think it would be good for Brooke if she watched Ali Larter on Landman and learned a few tips from her.

Posted by: beckster at August 19, 2026 04:53 PM (kX27y)

117 Honestly, the only thing worse than a worn out hussy posting things like this are the reveal parties where lefty women hold parties to tell their mental disability diagnosis to their friends.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 19, 2026 04:53 PM (0U5gm)

118 >>>107 If she was really 'good at it', she wouldn't need to brag.

Preach.

Posted by: Brian "Sex Machine" Stelter at August 19, 2026 04:53 PM (1wjle)

119 America, Tell Me Everything

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OK.

I'm American.

Come interview me, Brooke.

I'll tell you everything. Things you've never heard. Things that will make you rip your ears off with your bare hands just to make it stop.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 19, 2026 04:53 PM (BI5O2)

120 If I may be so bold, I'm pretty damn good at it.

Yeah? Come test your mettle against AoSHQ close tags, and we'll see.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 19, 2026 04:53 PM (0sNs1)

121 Reelfoot Lake was an added feature to your AO a couple hundred years ago.
Posted by: tubal at August 19, 2026 04:47 PM (Gqar

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Reelfoot Lake is beautiful, and I enjoyed watching the utoob video of it's creation, which made me delve into all things related to New Madrid, which did give me pause about moving here.

Yet it's still safer than staying in Illinois.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 19, 2026 04:53 PM (44QZQ)

122 It's almost like a movie thread.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 19, 2026 04:54 PM (BzKNL)

123 Very interesting email just came our way about yet another superstar DSA rich kid who needs his parents to bail him out. Shocking, I know.

So it turns out that DSA strategist Morris Katz was, according to this very reliable source, renting a $5,700/month luxury apartment on Lorimer Street in Brooklyn and just stopped paying rent one day.

huh. Just like that rich bitch nepo baby who refused to pay rent in a $4,000 per month apartment for over a year and bankrupted her *african* landlord.

If we had a functioning press, every DSA dweeb that announces he has the solutions and is running for office will be dismissed with a sneer until they produce 2 years worth of pay stubs.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 19, 2026 04:54 PM (Riz8t)

124 She so horny! She ruv u rong time!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 19, 2026 04:54 PM (wtvvX)

125 >>>A "grown-ass" woman. A woman with a grown ass isn't as rare and unique as Ms. Baldwin would have you believe.

I really hate that "blank-ass" expression. It was always dumb, but now every liberal says it to sound "street."

Posted by: Brian at August 19, 2026 04:54 PM (1wjle)

126 She turned down dates with these Chads because she was using fake pictures and didn't want them to know they were catfished

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 19, 2026 04:54 PM (iFTx/)

127 Shame Imissed the beginning of the thread
Spider solitaire is evil

Nice to now she is available

Posted by: Skip at August 19, 2026 04:55 PM (Ia/+0)

128
Uber, bro! Uber. But I'm assuming this took place long before there was such thing as Uber ....
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 19, 2026 04:52 PM (iFTx/)
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After 2000 but before the iPhone...

Posted by: ballistic at August 19, 2026 04:55 PM (oqH4h)

129
Why do the fingers of the men I date smell like sardines?

Posted by: Brook Baldwin at August 19, 2026 04:55 PM (OkYzo)

130 Women who have slept their way to the top want to close the door to the younger, hotter women trying to do the same thing.
They don't want the competition.

Posted by: 29Victor at August 19, 2026 04:55 PM (0MjtC)

131 Applebees 6. On a slow night.

Posted by: a.moron at August 19, 2026 04:55 PM (X5Jzz)

132 No mention yet of the absence or tats or the similarity of this behavion to Charlize Theron's.

Posted by: AosHQ Freelance Thread Monitor at August 19, 2026 04:55 PM (nHXB4)

133 I think these older women get lots of attention on the dating apps but then find out no one is really willing to sign on the dotted line again for anything real or long term.

Also, lets be honest, she probably better looking than 90% of her peers that are her age and is semi-famous, so thats going to give her a huge advantage in that dating market.

Posted by: Leupold at August 19, 2026 04:56 PM (eIzlH)

134 So by "Leaky" are we talking hot dog - manhole level here?

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at August 19, 2026 04:56 PM (OUMaO)

135 A "grown-ass" woman. A woman with a grown ass isn't as rare and unique as Ms. Baldwin would have you believe.

You'd be surprised.

Posted by: Brie Larsen at August 19, 2026 04:56 PM (Riz8t)

136 IHOP 7

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 19, 2026 04:56 PM (oHcxQ)

137 >>"And y'all know... I love sex. If I may be so bold, I'm pretty damn good at it."

She sure seems like a selfless lover.

Posted by: garrett at August 19, 2026 04:56 PM (j09bD)

138 If those are the featured photos they use of this woman, I would not be interested in seeing what she ACTUALLY looks like without the professional lighting, make up, air brushing etc. Guessing she is a smoker. Body is manufactured, but passable. Face is a piece of leather.

Posted by: Orson at August 19, 2026 04:56 PM (dIske)

139 > Reelfoot Lake is beautiful, and I enjoyed watching the utoob video of it's creation, which made me delve into all things related to New Madrid, which did give me pause about moving here.
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It is a pretty cool place. The "ghost trees" are neat. Big Bald Eagle rehabilitation place too, IIRC.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 19, 2026 04:56 PM (2Cry5)

140 you are blessed! I cannot wait to be in your shoes!

I don't care what moniker I get - just cannot wait
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 19, 2026 04:49 PM (j+aD2)
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Thanks!

Being able to watch them grow into young ladies truly is a blessing.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 19, 2026 04:56 PM (44QZQ)

141 She's a nice looking woman...nothing out of the ordinary, but she looks older than 47.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 19, 2026 04:57 PM (k5CNB)

142
Brookes Odometer has turned over a couple of times. It looks to have been a lot of hard miles.

Posted by: Frank Barone at August 19, 2026 04:57 PM (OkYzo)

143 living in SoCal where commie poon was the only poon available.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 19, 2026 04:52 PM

I've heard that East coast girls are hip
and you can really dig those styles they wear
And the Southern girls with the way they talk
They can knock you out when you're down there.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 19, 2026 04:57 PM (0sNs1)

144 Here is a picture of my breast implants to show you that I'm the one in control of my sexuality, Male Gazers!

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"You call those implants? *pulls down pants and whips it out*"

/Crocodile Trannie 2: Frankenfurter Boogaloo

Posted by: ShainS at August 19, 2026 04:57 PM (T3zON)

145 She's so leaky she changed her name to Broke.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 19, 2026 04:57 PM (wtvvX)

146 She's a bag lady 9.

Posted by: fd at August 19, 2026 04:57 PM (MWfyi)

147 Tell Me Everything
. Tell me true
. Caldonia, what makes your big head so hard?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 19, 2026 04:57 PM (BzKNL)

148 Also, lets be honest, she probably better looking than 90% of her peers that are her age and is semi-famous, so thats going to give her a huge advantage in that dating market.
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LOL, she's haggard.

I don't usually get on the "nobody is hot" kick many here do, but there are LOTS of 47 year old women who look better than this clapped out nag.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 19, 2026 04:57 PM (BI5O2)

149 121 Reelfoot Lake was an added feature to your AO a couple hundred years ago.
Posted by: tubal at August 19, 2026 04:47 PM (Gqar
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Reelfoot Lake is beautiful, and I enjoyed watching the utoob video of it's creation, which made me delve into all things related to New Madrid, which did give me pause about moving here.

Yet it's still safer than staying in Illinois.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 19, 2026 04:53 PM (44QZQ)

I am happy for you. I have farming relatives in that sad sack state who are married to the land so to speak. Their leaving is not an option because state would bleed them.Illinois will not end well.

Posted by: tubal at August 19, 2026 04:58 PM (Gqar8)

150 Brooke Baldwin reminds me of that Aussie "journalist"/columnist (and also admitted harlot) Jana Hocking, who Better Bachelor used to lampoon every other month.

Posted by: Thrawn at August 19, 2026 04:58 PM (lNxD2)

151 huh. Just like that rich bitch nepo baby who refused to pay rent in a $4,000 per month apartment for over a year and bankrupted her *african* landlord.
Posted by: ace at August 19, 2026 04:52 PM (1wjle)
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Yup, Tracy Rosenthal, proud 'author' of Abolish Rent.

Posted by: beckster at August 19, 2026 04:58 PM (kX27y)

152 I've been very happily married for 40 years, but I admit I'm curious how I'd do on dating sites. I hope I never find out.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 19, 2026 04:58 PM (Riz8t)

153 You might be able to get Erin Burnett if you bring pies

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 19, 2026 04:58 PM (rp63B)

154
I generally reject these notions about what she "should" be doing -- grandmothering in her case? -- unless she actually has grandkids who are missing her. But I don't care about her not meeting societal expectations.

It's what she's actually doing that she shouldn't be doing. Acting on Main Character syndrome, manufactured, of all things, out of her notions of her own hotness. It's such a lazy and narcissistic route. Like I said, if she thinks she's all that, get to an agency and see if you can make it as a model or actress. Run yourself ragged going on auditions and go-sees. Start a cosmetics brand or a fashion line for 40+ women. Do some actual WORK.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 19, 2026 04:58 PM (XJ22o)

155 >>> Whitman's Sampler pack of third world children

LMAO!!! Peak ace.

Posted by: Max Power at August 19, 2026 04:58 PM (SwyyQ)

156 I, for one, long for the days when people kept their personal life private.

Posted by: Archer at August 19, 2026 04:59 PM (wvc0i)

157
If a man says this it's terrible.

If a woman says this it's "empowering".

Posted by: Frank Barone at August 19, 2026 04:59 PM (OkYzo)

158 Guessing she is a smoker. Body is manufactured, but passable. Face is a piece of leather.

Posted by: Orson at August 19, 2026 04:56 PM (dIske)

Or far too much sun.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 19, 2026 04:59 PM (k5CNB)

159
"This is about me and my scented vaginal pebbles, isn't it?"

/Gwenyth Paltrow
Posted by: ShainS at August 19, 2026 04:50 PM (T3zON)

Either that or your reputation as one of modern Hollywood's most active and notorious round-heels.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 19, 2026 04:59 PM (y9nCu)

160 At least the guys buying expensive sports cars will get better mileage and have a real asset than whatever dumb clod is banging this TMU.

But, it has long been The Blade's rule of thumb that girls who brag about their sexuality and how much they like sex are the ones least likely to give you a great night.

The ones most likely to give you a great night are the ones that don't look or talk the part.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 19, 2026 04:59 PM (iFTx/)

161 Would not motorboat. Afraid the plastic boobs would concuss me.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 19, 2026 04:59 PM (bX16E)

162 "I love to give. And if I'm not careful, it's also one of the quickest ways I leave myself," she wrote.

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Am I the only one who initially read that as 'I leak myself?"

Posted by: ShainS at August 19, 2026 04:59 PM (T3zON)

163 One of the NYPost pics, the one where she's in black and standing in an alley, makes her look like she just dismounted from her motorcycle prior to strolling into the biker bar for a pitcher, and maybe more.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 19, 2026 05:00 PM (wzUl9)

164 This woman has obvious bolt-ons.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 19, 2026 05:00 PM (qBdHI)

165 Sometimes it's the ladies who want you to, how you say, give them a great night.

Posted by: Paolo at August 19, 2026 05:00 PM (0sNs1)

166 High mileage unit.

Posted by: Weasel at August 19, 2026 05:00 PM (leKdc)

167 8 And her bolt ons are not appetizing.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 19, 2026 04:34 PM (RqFM6)

They almost never are, in my opinion.

Posted by: a.moron at August 19, 2026 05:01 PM (X5Jzz)

168 I also get a bit of Fatal Attraction vibes from Brooke's black-and-white image on top.

Posted by: Thrawn at August 19, 2026 05:01 PM (lNxD2)

169 I really hate that "blank-ass" expression. It was always dumb, but now every liberal says it to sound "street."
Posted by: Brian at August 19, 2026 04:54 PM (1wjle)

Randal Munroe (xkcd) had a funny bit illustrating the importance of hyphens: That's a big-ass truck, vs That's a big ass-truck.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at August 19, 2026 05:01 PM (PSEDc)

170 161 Would not motorboat. Afraid the plastic boobs would concuss me.

Just think of them as Kelvin's Balls.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 19, 2026 05:01 PM (Riz8t)

171 "After twenty-plus years in mainstream media, I'm doing journalism on my terms," Baldwin told The Post on Wednesday, adding that she plans to tell stories with and about women "whose lives and experiences may look nothing like mine or each other's."

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I can pretty much bet that these will look almost exactly like hers and her clique of hangers on.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 19, 2026 05:01 PM (uhVAy)

172 I heard from a friend that Brooke Baldwin is trying to gin up publicity for her new Only Fans channel and she thought talking about boobs and leaky aftersex would get some people jazzed up enough to tune in.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 19, 2026 05:01 PM (yE2CW)

173 Since I never watched CNN unless it was on at an airport, and I haven't been in an airport since 2014, I have no idea who she was or is.

Pretty nice-looking MILF, I admit. But if she worked at the Communist News Network for twenty years, that's not good.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 19, 2026 05:01 PM (wzUl9)

174 You know what? If ever faced with the situation, I think I will just get a few more cats and another weird dog instead of trying to date. It just seems like a lot.

Posted by: Piper at August 19, 2026 05:02 PM (ZdaMQ)

175 They almost never are, in my opinion.

Posted by: a.moron at August 19, 2026 05:01 PM (X5Jzz)
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The ones that are you wouldn't know unless you're told or get to feel 'em, at which point you're not gonna bitch.

Posted by: ballistic at August 19, 2026 05:02 PM (oqH4h)

176 >>And her bolt ons are not appetizing.

Those things only ever look good under a sweater.

Posted by: garrett at August 19, 2026 05:02 PM (j09bD)

177 172 I heard from a friend that Brooke Baldwin is trying to gin up publicity for her new Only Fans channel and she thought talking about boobs and leaky aftersex would get some people jazzed up enough to tune in.

She thought wrong.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 19, 2026 05:02 PM (Riz8t)

178 I don't want to seem misogynistic but I have doubts that three anonymous rich and powerful men who used to run countries and can just fly into town for some pussy are matching with her when they'd have access to dozens of much younger women willing to do whatever to get in good with a money/power guy.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 19, 2026 05:02 PM (ExV1e)

179 I've got a clue for you, Brooke.

You're not hot. At all.

You are very stupid.

You're not nice.

So, basically... You're unattractive, uninteresting, and unpleasant, but... you have a lot of money.

Are you not putting it together, how you're landing these dates with lying men who call you hot?

I mean, you're dumb, like I said.

But you can't be this dumb.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 19, 2026 05:03 PM (BI5O2)

180 Brooke Baldwin is pretty much what I'd expect every other bimbo on the boob tube to be like.

And I wouldn't. With anyone's dick. Ever. She looks like her vag has teeth.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 19, 2026 05:03 PM (2Cry5)

181 Why are these democrats so broken? Yikes.

Posted by: actually inside the beltway at August 19, 2026 05:03 PM (cHNrw)

182 Casual, dumb , leaky? She a dumpster?

Posted by: Skip at August 19, 2026 05:03 PM (Ia/+0)

183 Like Paulina Porizkova moping that she goes to a party and is invisible to men now because she's in her 60s (and still damn fine looking for her age)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 19, 2026

***
Most men deal with this invisibility all their lives. My heart pumps purple peanut butter for her.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 19, 2026 05:03 PM (wzUl9)

184 THE RENT IS TOO DAMN HIGH!!

That guy should run again for something.
He could rake it in now.

5pm

FoxNews - The Five - with Emily who will never be like Brooke. Angie Nixon!

CNN - Tapper - medical miracle to cure whatever's wrong with him. Oh melanoma

MS Now - that sad looking bitch - Trump Justice Department. Irony is lost on them...

CBC - Tariffs on hold. The grovelling must have been amazing...

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 19, 2026 05:03 PM (Sco7b)

185 Randal Munroe (xkcd) had a funny bit illustrating the importance of hyphens: That's a big-ass truck, vs That's a big ass-truck.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at August 19, 2026 05:01 PM (PSEDc)

xkcd is a commie-ass leftist. you should stop patronizing his site.

Posted by: ballistic at August 19, 2026 05:03 PM (oqH4h)

186 The bikini shot...she obviously took this while looking upward so her early jowls wouldn't show.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 19, 2026 05:04 PM (qBdHI)

187
Very interesting email just came our way about yet another superstar DSA rich kid who needs his parents to bail him out. Shocking, I know.

==================

What's shocking to me is that he didn't just squat.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 19, 2026 05:04 PM (XJ22o)

188 It's what she's actually doing that she shouldn't be doing. Acting on Main Character syndrome, manufactured, of all things, out of her notions of her own hotness. It's such a lazy and narcissistic route. Like I said, if she thinks she's all that, get to an agency and see if you can make it as a model or actress. Run yourself ragged going on auditions and go-sees. Start a cosmetics brand or a fashion line for 40+ women. Do some actual WORK.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 19, 2026 04:58 PM (XJ22o)

She doesn't know how to do that or have any ideas either. Her 'new frontier' is another set of lame framed interviews written by a staffer just like she has always done her entire career. Even those people who claim they are doing a Substack or something are doing something *different*

Posted by: Oldcat at August 19, 2026 05:04 PM (uhVAy)

189

Hmmm.....

Hon. Vickie Paladino
@VickieforNYC
WHAT?
---------------

Jon Levine
@LevineJonathan
·
8h
NEW from me

Hasan Piker’s Brother Is Space Engineer With Top Secret Security Clearances Who’s Worked on Air Force One and Nuclear ‘Doomsday Plane’ for Boeing

Posted by: beckster at August 19, 2026 05:04 PM (kX27y)

190 Like Paulina Porizkova moping that she goes to a party and is invisible to men now because she's in her 60s (and still damn fine looking for her age)

--

I've heard her say this too. I think she looks great. And real for her age.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 19, 2026 05:05 PM (qBdHI)

191 THE RENT IS TOO DAMN HIGH!!

That guy should run again for something.
He could rake it in now.

Well, he's dead.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 19, 2026 05:05 PM (R5BEI)

192 And I wouldn't. With anyone's dick. Ever. She looks like her vag has teeth.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 19, 2026 05:03 PM (2Cry5)

"Teeth" - free on Tubi. Fun movie.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 19, 2026 05:05 PM (Sco7b)

193 "And y'all know... I love sex. If I may be so bold, I'm pretty damn good at it."

Women tend to think this. Almost universally.

But look: It's a dick. You're not piloting the space shuttle here. Unless you are positively wretched at sex, we are going to get off. It's a simple, unsophisticated device.

I suppose it is our fault to an extent. No guy has ever panned a blow job before. Not if he ever expects another one anyway. So every one receives 5 stars. The very best, since the last one.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 19, 2026 05:05 PM (lesDH)

194 It's worse than that. She thinks she is still hot but she is over the hill. And...have you ever noticed that women with small boobs display them all the time?

Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 19, 2026 05:05 PM (bkuEU)

195 Gotta tell you, Brooke is right at the prime age for wild sex. Divorced mid-40s women will hump like rabbits. Making up for all that married time when they couldn't have any fun.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at August 19, 2026 05:06 PM (QaH55)

196 That's not cleavage she's showing. That's a gaping chasm of two hills barely in the same range.

Posted by: Schroedinger's Cat Wears the Emperor's New Clothes at August 19, 2026 05:06 PM (bWR5k)

197 whatever to get in good with a money/power guy.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 19, 2026 05:02 PM (ExV1e)

The fly in one isn’t so far fetched. I was flown to NYC for a first date and I am not even a famous journalist with a neon “open” sign across my nether regions.

Posted by: Piper at August 19, 2026 05:06 PM (ZdaMQ)

198 So we finally get a boobs post and it turns out they are nasty, stapled on fakes. Thanks loads.

Posted by: Martin Tell at August 19, 2026 05:06 PM (sFNX2)

199 Like Paulina Porizkova moping that she goes to a party and is invisible to men now because she's in her 60s (and still damn fine looking for her age)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 19, 2026

***
Most men deal with this invisibility all their lives. My heart pumps purple peanut butter for her.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 19, 2026 05:03 PM (wzUl9)

She wouldn't be so invisible if she had some charm, wit or conversation. Or does she just mean nobody is trying to get sex with her?

Posted by: Oldcat at August 19, 2026 05:06 PM (uhVAy)

200 xkcd is a commie-ass leftist. you should stop patronizing his site.
Posted by: ballistic at August 19, 2026 05:03 PM (oqH4h)

I know. I stopped visiting about a decade ago.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at August 19, 2026 05:06 PM (PSEDc)

201 Stay out of the pop up ads, bitch.
That's my turf.

Posted by: Senior lady in the unique gray sweater sporting pronounced hooterage at August 19, 2026 05:06 PM (2Ez/1)

202 >>Gotta tell you, Brooke is right at the prime age for wild sex. Divorced mid-40s women will hump like rabbits.

Who cares. They are old.

Posted by: garrett at August 19, 2026 05:07 PM (j09bD)

203 Well, he's dead.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 19, 2026 05:05 PM (R5BEI)

Awww. Thanks for letting me know.

He missed the government grocery stores by that much.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 19, 2026 05:07 PM (Sco7b)

204 I mentioned this a couple days ago, how Christianity elevated the Stoic values of accepting fate and reality to a moral imperative. (In regards to reducing the zero-sum mentality so prevalent in the non-Christian world.)

Well the decline in Christianity in the West coincides with the loss in people's ability to accept anything bad, like growing old. Everyone wants to be 19 again. Well, that's normal but it isn't reality -- get the Barbara Bush hair style, put on an apron, and go bake cookies for the grands.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 19, 2026 05:07 PM (O0TKe)

205 I truly do not feel sympathy for these people. They made a choice in life: a career, no matter what. Always a step up, better pay, more indentured to the "cause".
I have known a few people like this. I am sure others on this site have as well.
They become jaded in their 50's, one face happy and bragging how great life is for them, the other miserable when alone with you after drinking.
We will witness more of this with the younger gens who were brainwashed with these "freedoms".
Not good.

Posted by: JDubya_MESAZ at August 19, 2026 05:07 PM (FQ2t6)

206 Brooke, you have our number. Please let us know if you need any help.
Posted by: Joan Lunden For A Place For Mom at August 19, 2026

***
LOL

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 19, 2026 05:07 PM (wzUl9)

207 If she wasn't at least attractive, good chance she wouldn't be on tv.

Worked once a QVC, that shopping channel, had to wait some hours for a door to be delivered and they were paying me to sit and watch people in concourse.
I often say never say that many beautiful people, well dressed up anywelse.

Posted by: Skip at August 19, 2026 05:07 PM (Ia/+0)

208 Can you imagine the sheer depths of depression and self loathing that would prompt a grown woman in a semi professional field to say in public that she's "pretty damn good at sex"?

Yikes.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 19, 2026 05:07 PM (Ot/FD)

209 > It's worse than that. She thinks she is still hot but she is over the hill. And...have you ever noticed that women with small boobs display them all the time?
---------
IBTC

itty bitty titty club

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 19, 2026 05:08 PM (2Cry5)

210 Who cares. They are old.
Posted by: garrett at August 19, 2026 05:07 PM (j09bD)

Also, something-something-something about a hotdog down a hallway.

Posted by: Thrawn at August 19, 2026 05:08 PM (lNxD2)

211 I can picture her sleeping one off in a 7-11 parking lot next to the dumpster.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 19, 2026 05:08 PM (0U5gm)

212 Who cares. They are old.
Posted by: garrett at August 19, 2026 05:07 PM (j09bD)
-----

All cats are gray in the dark.

Posted by: ballistic at August 19, 2026 05:08 PM (oqH4h)

213 198 So we finally get a boobs post and it turns out they are nasty, stapled on fakes. Thanks loads.
Posted by: Martin Tell at August 19, 2026 05:06 PM

You know about the cup sizes?

Posted by: Frank Costanza at August 19, 2026 05:08 PM (2Ez/1)

214 CBC - Tariffs on hold. The grovelling must have been amazing...
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 19, 2026 05:03 PM (Sco7b)

I heard that the 3 day hold is if Canada agrees to open the pipelines from Alberta to the US.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 19, 2026 05:09 PM (uhVAy)

215 It's what she's actually doing that she shouldn't be doing. Acting on Main Character syndrome, manufactured, of all things, out of her notions of her own hotness. It's such a lazy and narcissistic route. Like I said, if she thinks she's all that, get to an agency and see if you can make it as a model or actress. Run yourself ragged going on auditions and go-sees. Start a cosmetics brand or a fashion line for 40+ women. Do some actual WORK.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 19, 2026

***
Cindy Crawford, she ain't.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 19, 2026 05:09 PM (wzUl9)

216 Got dang. Those implants are ugly...the skin is stretched grossly across her sternum...

Posted by: mishdog at August 19, 2026 05:09 PM (XRwsB)

217 This joint thinks Sydney Sweeny is mid. Tough crowd lol.

This Baldwin chick is better than average looking for her age. She’s not obese which put her in the top 20% of women her age right off the bat.

She likes fucking, nice tits. What else do you need?

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 19, 2026 05:10 PM (oHcxQ)

218 I heard that the 3 day hold is if Canada agrees to open the pipelines from Alberta to the US.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 19, 2026 05:09 PM (uhVAy)

President Trump is the best!

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 19, 2026 05:10 PM (Sco7b)

219 That's not cleavage she's showing. That's a gaping chasm of two hills barely in the same range.
Posted by: Schroedinger's Cat Wears the Emperor's New Clothes at August 19, 2026 05:06 PM (bWR5k)

They're not even in the same zip code. Eurgh.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at August 19, 2026 05:10 PM (ZgwKJ)

220
She's doing what insecure women do, which is to go on social media, say something sexual, and wait for desperate men to tell them how hot they are.

Hanoi Jane Fonda's been running this scam for decades, but it's usually also tied to some other project she has going, like a book or movie coming out. Then she does and interview with tittilating tidbits of her past life.

"I had same-sex relationships!"

"Roger Vadim MADE me have threesomes!"

"Did you know I fucked Warren Beatty?"

"I'm 82 and I still have sex with hot men!"

Three of these four options are some of the BIG PERSONAL REVELATIONS that she pulled out in interviews.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 19, 2026 05:10 PM (y9nCu)

221 She likes fucking, nice tits. What else do you need?
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 19, 2026

***
Pleasant and not an obvious narcissist or nutjob would be cool too.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 19, 2026 05:11 PM (wzUl9)

222 "She likes fucking, nice tits. What else do you need?"

Those elbows are hideous.

Posted by: fd at August 19, 2026 05:11 PM (MWfyi)

223
"America, Tell Me Everything," which will take her around the country reporting on women from different backgrounds.

===============

So disappointing that hundreds of women will fall for this and clamor to get a segment.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 19, 2026 05:11 PM (XJ22o)

224 All cats are gray in the dark.

Posted by: ballistic at August 19, 2026 05:08 PM (oqH4h)

We have a mostly white one. She's how I find my way back to the bed when I have to get up for the inevitable midnight bathroom visit.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at August 19, 2026 05:11 PM (QaH55)

225 >>That's not cleavage she's showing. That's a gaping chasm of two hills barely in the same range.

You'd need to run down to Harbor Freight and get a cheap Chinese Pneumatic Press to get them close enough to each other to fuck.

Posted by: garrett at August 19, 2026 05:11 PM (j09bD)

226 Are men turned on by promiscuity? By women advertising how good they are in bed? But telling everyone how many potential partners they have turned down?

Is this really what men want?

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 19, 2026 05:12 PM (W2Pud)

227 >>All cats are gray in the dark.

Some are pink in the sunlight, though.

Posted by: garrett at August 19, 2026 05:12 PM (j09bD)

228 We either buy sports cars or, less destructively, start bands in middle age.

Posted by: InZona at August 19, 2026 05:12 PM (XiTQh)

229 Damn right I'm good in bed.

I can sleep for days.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 19, 2026 05:12 PM (wVcYX)

230 I heard that the 3 day hold is if Canada agrees to open the pipelines from Alberta to the US.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 19, 2026

***
Regular gas here is still holding at $3.29-3.49. I got half a tank today, and will fill the other half with ethanol-free tomorrow ($4.39/gal).

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 19, 2026 05:12 PM (wzUl9)

231 Pleasant and not an obvious narcissist or nutjob would be cool too.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 19, 2026 05:11 PM (wzUl9)

If you’re looking for long term sure. If you’re looking for some fun, eh whatever.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 19, 2026 05:12 PM (oHcxQ)

232 It's a simple, unsophisticated device.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 19, 2026 05:05 PM

Dude. It that how you describe the axis of the Universe?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 19, 2026 05:13 PM (0sNs1)

233 Are men turned on by promiscuity? By women advertising how good they are in bed? But telling everyone how many potential partners they have turned down?

Is this really what men want?

Posted by: nurse ratched

The farthest thing from it, outside of a few score-keepers.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 19, 2026 05:13 PM (0U5gm)

234 Are men turned on by promiscuity? By women advertising how good they are in bed? But telling everyone how many potential partners they have turned down?

Is this really what men want?
Posted by: nurse ratched

==

No, but it gets attention.

There will be a line forming of older men, but no one wants to put their name on the title.

(normal) men dont want to marry or be serious with a slut.

Posted by: Leupold at August 19, 2026 05:13 PM (eIzlH)

235
WTH?

Is she advertising for more partners?

Posted by: four seasons at August 19, 2026 05:13 PM (/QHx4)

236 @220

>>Hanoi Jane Fonda's been running this scam for decades, but it's usually also tied to some other project she has going,

At least Fonda was a legitimate hottie at one time, Baldwin is at best, an Applebees 6.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 19, 2026 05:14 PM (XV/Pl)

237 Trump won Sarasota County by 18 points. The Dems just flipped the school board .

Posted by: Paul at August 19, 2026 05:14 PM (tVWZ5)

238 >>Are men turned on by promiscuity?

Meh - We can be turned on by the right breeze, if we are being honest.

But, typically, the more that is left to suggestion/imagination the better off you are going to be.

Posted by: garrett at August 19, 2026 05:14 PM (j09bD)

239 I have doubts that three anonymous rich and powerful men who used to run countries and can just fly into town for some pussy are matching with her when they'd have access to dozens of much younger women willing to do whatever to get in good with a money/power guy.

-----

"You see, Brooke... I live for the fast-paced excitement of the billionaire entrepreneur's plutocratic pursuits.

But sometimes I have to step away from the hectic day-to-day of the fine chocolate company and the Milanese fashion house I inherited from my father, the late Grand Duke of Fenwick, and make some space for me and my true passions: liberating Palestine, and chasing down sad old roasties with shitty boob jobs and a pussy that looks like a bulldog chewing mayonnaise.

Oh whoops, it looks like I left my wallet in the G6! You can get this, right?"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 19, 2026 05:14 PM (BI5O2)

240 All cats are gray in the dark.

Posted by: ballistic at August 19, 2026 05:08 PM (oqH4h)
*
We have a mostly white one. She's how I find my way back to the bed when I have to get up for the inevitable midnight bathroom visit.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at August 19, 2026

***
I'm invisible in the dark. Just ask my human. Heh, heh, heh. . . .

Posted by: Stirling, Wolfus's Black Cat at August 19, 2026 05:14 PM (wzUl9)

241 Being with her would be like fucking a burlap sack full of sticks. And her chest? "I want my babyback babyback babyback."

Posted by: Frasier Crane at August 19, 2026 05:14 PM (bNf8H)

242 Are men turned on by promiscuity? By women advertising how good they are in bed? But telling everyone how many potential partners they have turned down?

Is this really what men want?
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 19, 2026 05:12 PM

Are these rhetorical or actual questions?

If the latter, do you think 'rons are a representative sample universe?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 19, 2026 05:15 PM (0sNs1)

243 This is why I lurk here. I'd never have heard of this dimwit blint otherwise.

Posted by: Cosda at August 19, 2026 05:15 PM (Fkr3y)

244 The Canadian side.
Posted by: huerfano at August 19, 2026 04:40 PM (2Xqig)

Ohhhh, so she’s a professional “ballet” dancer is she …

Posted by: browndog knows of the Ballet at August 19, 2026 05:15 PM (pY+ea)

245 her rejected suitors include a man who "used to run a country"

Dammit it, Bill! Keep it zipped up!!

Posted by: Hillary 2028! at August 19, 2026 05:15 PM (wVcYX)

246 229 Damn right I'm good in bed.

I can sleep for days.
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 19, 2026 05:12 PM

Oh, yeah. Right side, left side, back.

Ain't bragging if you can do it.

Posted by: Lil Abner, mattress tester at August 19, 2026 05:15 PM (2Ez/1)

247 Who’s watching Tousi?

Posted by: Accomack at August 19, 2026 05:15 PM (8jVAy)

248 Ever since I heard the 'dirty thumbs' news about Fang Fang, I lost all respect for her.

Posted by: gp at August 19, 2026 05:16 PM (Jr5Lq)

249 @233 I don't see any indication whatsoever of 'how good she is in bed.' She indicates that for a certain set of prices, she may be available 'in bed.' Available does not equal good.

Nobody's going after the hanging curve of "spaciousness"?
She looks to me as if she may be,er, spacious in the extreme.
In several dimensions IYGWIM.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at August 19, 2026 05:16 PM (zdLoL)

250 nurse,

can't speak for the likes of Elric, but for myself, nope. I don't need a program, thanks....

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 19, 2026 05:16 PM (aJQbY)

251 Are men turned on by promiscuity? By women advertising how good they are in bed? But telling everyone how many potential partners they have turned down?

Is this really what men want?
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 19, 2026 05:12 PM (W2Pud)
__________

No, they don't. The audience for her slut-whore show isn't men. It's women. She is desperate to show other ladies -- and especially younger ladies -- that she still "has it" and men still find her hot and desirable. She wants to try to maintain her status in the pecking order of her female peers.

Men above the age of 17 are too smart to fall for her "I'm a slut" routine. We know better. See my comment above.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 19, 2026 05:16 PM (iFTx/)

252 Are men turned on by promiscuity? By women advertising how good they are in bed? But telling everyone how many potential partners they have turned down?

Is this really what men want?
Posted by: nurse ratched\

***
At 16? Maybe. At 36, not if we've grown up at all, and most of us have.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 19, 2026 05:17 PM (wzUl9)

253 Are men turned on by promiscuity? By women advertising how good they are in bed? But telling everyone how many potential partners they have turned down?

Is this really what men want?
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 19, 2026 05:12 PM (W2Pud)

Biology says that we should bang a lot of women and move on. So if you want a notch on that bedpost it might be worth a text and spare change to get an anchorbabe.

But for a relationship/wifey material? No way.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 19, 2026 05:17 PM (uhVAy)

254 Oh noes, a school board was "flipped" in a county that Trump won 2 years ago? Obviously the world is ending....

Anyway, back to reality where local issues and local candidates do matter in races such as that.

Posted by: Thrawn at August 19, 2026 05:17 PM (lNxD2)

255 202 >>Gotta tell you, Brooke is right at the prime age for wild sex. Divorced mid-40s women will hump like rabbits.

Who cares. They are old.
Posted by: garrett at August 19, 2026 05:07 PM (j09bD

You have been removed from the Christmas card list.

Posted by: Piper at August 19, 2026 05:17 PM (ZdaMQ)

256 Regular gas here is still holding at $3.29-3.49. I got half a tank today, and will fill the other half with ethanol-free tomorrow ($4.39/gal).
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius,

==

It's diesel that's hurting the economy imo. Like $5-$6 a gallon.

It might not be something most consumers see but the whole economy runs on diesel. Just adds to inflation concerns.

I'm not going to pretend the war in Iran was cost free.

Trump has done an admirable job keeping a lid on prices, but gas was way at the beginning of the year.

people are happy when gas is cheap.

Posted by: Leupold at August 19, 2026 05:17 PM (eIzlH)

257 You have to separate “would I like to fuck her” from “would I like to marry her”. Two totally different sets of criteria. For most guys a pulse is about the only criteria for the first one lol.

It’s like if I get a hotel for the night I’m not going to worry about much other than does it have a bed for me to sleep on. Versus if I’m custom
Building a home, which will elicit a lot of thought and decisions.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 19, 2026 05:17 PM (oHcxQ)

258 I wouldn't ask her out.

Posted by: Crusader at August 19, 2026 05:17 PM (TN0g+)

259 Very interesting email just came our way about yet another superstar DSA rich kid who needs his parents to bail him out. Shocking, I know.

So it turns out that DSA strategist Morris Katz was, according to this very reliable source, renting a $5,700/month luxury apartment on Lorimer Street in Brooklyn and just stopped paying rent one day.

____

I'm told from reliable people that rich people got that way through hard work, dedication, and smarts. Now I'm told they are all nepo babies.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at August 19, 2026 05:18 PM (DbmIv)

260 "Is this really what men want?"

Sammich.

Posted by: gp at August 19, 2026 05:18 PM (Jr5Lq)

261 >>That's not cleavage she's showing. That's a gaping chasm of two hills barely in the same range.

You'd need to run down to Harbor Freight and get a cheap Chinese Pneumatic Press to get them close enough to each other to fuck.
Posted by: garrett at August 19, 2026 05:11 PM (j09bD)

Yang Poon!

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 19, 2026 05:18 PM (wVcYX)

262 "...that looks like a bulldog chewing mayonnaise."

*files away for future reference*

Posted by: LOL at August 19, 2026 05:18 PM (2Ez/1)

263 Applebee’s, what, a 6?
----

Yes, perfect--you summarized it better than I could have.

Posted by: Crusader at August 19, 2026 05:18 PM (TN0g+)

264
Used vag. Only ridden 10,000 times.

Posted by: four seasons at August 19, 2026 05:18 PM (/QHx4)

265 Why does this post exist?

Posted by: Bram Stoker's Chocula at August 19, 2026 05:18 PM (562sf)

266 You could put a zip line across there.

Posted by: fd at August 19, 2026 05:18 PM (MWfyi)

267 Leupold, regional prices vary. I think diesel has been below regular a few places here since Iran started...

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 19, 2026 05:18 PM (aJQbY)

268 And nobody who "ran a country" is flying in for...her.

Posted by: Crusader at August 19, 2026 05:19 PM (TN0g+)

269
She likes fucking, nice tits. What else do you need?
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 19, 2026

A good personality goes a long way, but if it's lacking and she nags constantly, you can always stuff something in her face-hole to shut her up.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 19, 2026 05:19 PM (y9nCu)

270 I have doubts that three anonymous rich and powerful men who used to run countries and can just fly into town for some pussy are matching with her when they'd have access to dozens of much younger women willing to do whatever to get in good with a money/power guy.

***
Exactly. What would Brooke bring to the table (or bed) that a girl who looks like Sydney Sweeney wouldn't?

Maybe enthusiasm -- which, let's face it, is a major turn-on. But somehow I doubt it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 19, 2026 05:19 PM (wzUl9)

271 >>You have been removed from the Christmas card list.

As long as I am still on the Hanukkah Card list...it's all good.

Posted by: garrett at August 19, 2026 05:19 PM (j09bD)

272 And nobody who "ran a country" is flying in for...her.
Posted by: Crusader

Are sure it wasn’t county?

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 19, 2026 05:20 PM (oHcxQ)

273 I'm really good at sex too, especially when I'm alone.

Posted by: Pawl at August 19, 2026 05:20 PM (MWfyi)

274 You'd need to run down to Harbor Freight and get a cheap Chinese Pneumatic Press to get them close enough to each other to fuck.
Posted by: garrett at August 19, 2026 05:11 PM

Dude! She's ribbed for your pleasure.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 19, 2026 05:20 PM (0sNs1)

275 Baldwin wrote the piece on a flight back home from Paris, describing the trip as largely solo.

"Largely solo" is code for "one night stand."
Brooke be a ho.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 19, 2026 05:20 PM (0Htd1)

276 Brooke's dating ad: "Date me and I'll tell everybody I didn't sleep with you. I'll deny everything."

Posted by: gp at August 19, 2026 05:20 PM (Jr5Lq)

277 IllTemperedCur -

I'd be afraid she'd bite.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 19, 2026 05:21 PM (aJQbY)

278 Pardon me while I vomit.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 19, 2026 05:21 PM (guGkK)

279 274 Ha!

Posted by: gp at August 19, 2026 05:21 PM (Jr5Lq)

280 So it turns out that DSA strategist Morris Katz was, according to this very reliable source, renting a $5,700/month luxury apartment on Lorimer Street in Brooklyn and just stopped paying rent one day.

____

I'm told from reliable people that rich people got that way through hard work, dedication, and smarts. Now I'm told they are all nepo babies.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at August 19, 2026 05:18 PM (DbmIv)

Or they were funded by an NGO or other op...who's funding just ran out.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 19, 2026 05:22 PM (uhVAy)

281
Her 'new frontier' is another set of lame framed interviews written by a staffer just like she has always done her entire career. Even those people who claim they are doing a Substack or something are doing something *different*
Posted by: Oldcat

=============

Why in hell is any network greenlighting this drivel? When they're all supposedly struggling? Please don't tell me this is where they expect to make money -- drawing on The View audience. Please don't tell me these expectations are borne out by market research. I'm going to vomit.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 19, 2026 05:22 PM (XJ22o)

282 Who’s watching Tousi?
Posted by: Accomack at August 19, 2026 05:15 PM (8jVAy)
======

The IRGC is reduced to threatening the Yoorups with missile strikes. LOL

Posted by: mrp at August 19, 2026 05:22 PM (rj6Yv)

283 Leupold, regional prices vary. I think diesel has been below regular a few places here since Iran started...
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click)

==

I just checked and supposedly national average for diesel is $5.50 a gallon

Posted by: Leupold at August 19, 2026 05:22 PM (eIzlH)

284 I'm starting a GoFundMe to get this grown-ass woman a sybian. Who's with me???

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 19, 2026 05:22 PM (guGkK)

285 The fly in one isn’t so far fetched. I was flown to NYC for a first date and I am not even a famous journalist with a neon “open” sign across my nether regions.
Posted by: Piper at August 19, 2026 05:06 PM (ZdaMQ)

I've met you. You're significantly more attractive than Brooke Baldwin and you can always be stowed away in the overhead bin.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 19, 2026 05:22 PM (ExV1e)

286 Guess I should go walk the weird dog that I have before I head back to teach my last class.

Posted by: Piper at August 19, 2026 05:23 PM (ZdaMQ)

287 Applebee’s, what, a 6?
----

Yes, perfect--you summarized it better than I could have.
Posted by: Crusader at August 19, 2026 05:18 PM (TN0g+)
===

A The Villages 8.

Posted by: mrp at August 19, 2026 05:24 PM (rj6Yv)

288 As The Federalist previously reported, Grassley revealed Foreign Influence Task Force (“FITF”

used the investigation “to seek out CHS holdings at FBI Field Offices across the country relating to the Biden family and falsely discredit them as foreign disinformation.” And “at one point in time the FBI maintained over 40 Confidential Human Sources that provided criminal information relating to Joe Biden, James Biden, and Hunter Biden.” Sources familiar with Round River also told The Federalist “that the investigation sought to scuttle any investigative leads into Biden family corruption by discrediting it as Russia disinformation.”

Posted by: SMOD at August 19, 2026 05:24 PM (wfdbg)

289 >>The IRGC is reduced to threatening the Yoorups with missile strikes. LOL

Oh. No.
Please.
Not.
Europe.

Posted by: garrett at August 19, 2026 05:24 PM (j09bD)

290
I'm invisible in the dark. Just ask my human. Heh, heh, heh. . . .
Posted by: Stirling, Wolfus's Black Cat at August 19, 2026 05:14 PM (wzUl9)

Me too!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur's coffee table at August 19, 2026 05:24 PM (y9nCu)

291 Don't belittle Piper. She's taller than AtC.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 19, 2026 05:24 PM (0sNs1)

292 Hasan Piker’s Brother Is Space Engineer With Top Secret Security Clearances Who’s Worked on Air Force One and Nuclear ‘Doomsday Plane’ for Boeing

Posted by: beckster
---

Post it on Truth
Send a memo

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 19, 2026 05:24 PM (BzKNL)

293
One of Ace's best.

And yes, this woman and her cohort are your new rulers.

Posted by: Auspex at August 19, 2026 05:24 PM (Y8DZL)

294 "Hypartisan"

A cromulent and useful neologism.

Posted by: gp at August 19, 2026 05:24 PM (Jr5Lq)

295 If Brooke really wanted to be daring and candid, she'd let everyone know what types of STDs she's currently harboring in her crevasse of disease.

If I had to guess, at least 2 strains of HPV (one high risk strain, the other is dealer's choice), and at least one recovery from syphilis and chlamydia.

Posted by: Thrawn at August 19, 2026 05:24 PM (lNxD2)

296 She's not even well-worthy.

Look at her skin. The lotion can do nothing.

Posted by: Jame Gumb at August 19, 2026 05:24 PM (lesDH)

297 Aerosmith has a song about Brooke.

Some sweathog mama with a face like a gent
Said my get up and go must have got up and went.
Well, I got good news, she's a real good liar
‘Cause the backstage boogie set your pants on fire

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 19, 2026 05:25 PM (wVcYX)

298
I've met you. You're significantly more attractive than Brooke Baldwin and you can always be stowed away in the overhead bin.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

You are very kind, and now I am laughing out loud like a crazy person.

Posted by: Piper at August 19, 2026 05:25 PM (ZdaMQ)

299 Katz family is wealthy , al-Sayed family is wealthy, Piker family is wealthy, Platner's family is wealthy. Those are only four of the wealthy theater kids cosplaying at Marxism. They would be killed in a minute in the revolution.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 19, 2026 05:25 PM (rp63B)

300 Why in hell is any network greenlighting this drivel? When they're all supposedly struggling? Please don't tell me this is where they expect to make money -- drawing on The View audience. Please don't tell me these expectations are borne out by market research. I'm going to vomit.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 19, 2026 05:22 PM (XJ22o)

She didn't say it was a network, she could self fund and put it on Youtube. It would be a lot smarter than an actual network show, and cheaper. And seen by more people if it was any good, which it likely isn't.

This is the modern equivalent of the 'writing a novel or biography' that you can tout and not be called on it for a long time in those circles.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 19, 2026 05:25 PM (uhVAy)

301 Thanks, Ace, for a post I can just totally skip past. A real time-saver.

Posted by: mindful webworker - but, you do you at August 19, 2026 05:25 PM (yrKoI)

302
Who’s watching Tousi?
Posted by: Accomack

=================

Why, what's he saying?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 19, 2026 05:25 PM (XJ22o)

303 The IRGC is reduced to threatening the Yoorups with missile strikes. LOL
Posted by: mrp at August 19, 2026 05:22 PM (rj6Yv)

In my best Jeremy Clarkson voice. "Oh no! Anyway...".

Posted by: Thrawn at August 19, 2026 05:25 PM (lNxD2)

304
"After twenty-plus years in mainstream media, I'm doing journalism on my terms," Baldwin told The Post on Wednesday,

--------

"After 20 years plus of assembling alarm cocks, I'm doing alarm clock assembly on my terms."

-Guy who just got fired from alarm clock assembly line

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 19, 2026 05:25 PM (AnW6a)

305 Are men turned on by promiscuity? By women advertising how good they are in bed? But telling everyone how many potential partners they have turned down?

Is this really what men want?
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 19, 2026 05:12 PM (W2Pud)

No. Men keep saying that this isn't what we want. Women keep telling us that we're wrong. From their perspective, since some guy will bang them, their strategy is working.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 19, 2026 05:25 PM (ExV1e)

306 They look like the twin domes on the San Onofre nuclear power plant, except hers are a lot farther apart.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 19, 2026 05:26 PM (guGkK)

307 306 Ha!

Posted by: gp at August 19, 2026 05:26 PM (Jr5Lq)

308 Just like with Nancy Mace, women, stop going crazy publicly

Posted by: UGAdawg at August 19, 2026 05:26 PM (+FcEe)

309 Regular gas here is still holding at $3.29-3.49. I got half a tank today, and will fill the other half with ethanol-free tomorrow ($4.39/gal).
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius,

$3.21 for regular here in my Nashville suburb today.

Posted by: Tuna at August 19, 2026 05:27 PM (lJ0H4)

310 >>The IRGC is reduced to threatening the Yoorups with missile strikes. LOL

Oh. No.
Please.
Not.
Europe.
Posted by: garrett at August 19, 2026 05:24 PM (j09bD)

All those generations of sucking up and they still go for Europe rather than lob one at a carrier or something.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 19, 2026 05:27 PM (uhVAy)

311 ince some guy will bang them, their strategy is working.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 19, 2026 05:25 PM

Please don't confuse some guy with me.

Posted by: That Guy at August 19, 2026 05:27 PM (0sNs1)

312 Missiles on their own kind in Europe?
Guess they won't hit cities. they're all filled with the Brotherhood

Posted by: Skip at August 19, 2026 05:27 PM (Ia/+0)

313 If Brooke really wanted to be daring and candid, she'd let everyone know what types of STDs she's currently harboring in her crevasse of disease.

If I had to guess, at least 2 strains of HPV (one high risk strain, the other is dealer's choice), and at least one recovery from syphilis and chlamydia.

Posted by: Thrawn at August 19, 2026 05:24 PM (lNxD2)

---------------

And that's all just from blowing Bubba's Peyronie Diseased-Dick decades ago.

Posted by: ShainS at August 19, 2026 05:27 PM (7ccUk)

314 And you could talk to Sydney about working on cars. This woman? All she has is her sex life.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 19, 2026 05:27 PM (bkuEU)

315

Thank the Lord she does not have children.

Posted by: four seasons at August 19, 2026 05:27 PM (/QHx4)

316 No. Men keep saying that this isn't what we want. Women keep telling us that we're wrong. From their perspective, since some guy will bang them, their strategy is working.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 19, 2026 05:25 PM (ExV1e)

They just don't know the rules, even as feminists have been cosplaying as men since what, 1960 or so?

Posted by: Oldcat at August 19, 2026 05:28 PM (uhVAy)

317 Diesel refining news today was about 'crack spread,' which is not entirely about Brooke, surprisingly.

Posted by: gp at August 19, 2026 05:28 PM (Jr5Lq)

318 Note to gentlemen who prefer blondes: she's not interested in a one-night stand.
Former CNN anchor Brooke Baldwin said she craves "more intimacy" in her relationships

--------------

I feel like Shania Twain's "If you're not in it for love" should be played at this point.

Posted by: Decaf at August 19, 2026 05:28 PM (ZNpJk)

319 San Onofre nuclear power plant
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 19, 2026 05:26 PM

Near the Sunset and Redondo Beach LA beaches, right?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 19, 2026 05:29 PM (0sNs1)

320 Lots of attractive women are pint sized. Tina Cole, Barbara Eden, Sally Field, are all about 5'2".

Posted by: Der Volkischer Beobachter at August 19, 2026 05:29 PM (JM9I6)

321 >>All those generations of sucking up and they still go for Europe rather than lob one at a carrier or something.

Because they know that the Euros are fags and wouldn't dream of hitting them back.

Posted by: garrett at August 19, 2026 05:29 PM (j09bD)

322
Posted by: Oldcat at August 19, 2026 05:25 PM (uhVAy)

==========

Oh yeah, I missed the "on my terms." I'm getting cross-eyed thinking about this vacuity.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 19, 2026 05:29 PM (XJ22o)

323
As for the implants, every woman wants own a motorboat.

Posted by: Auspex at August 19, 2026 05:29 PM (Y8DZL)

324 I feel like I'm reading some kind of offshoot of Tiger Beat, only for 60 tear olds

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at August 19, 2026 05:29 PM (ItWcy)

325 Note to gentlemen who prefer blondes: she's not interested in a one-night stand.
Former CNN anchor Brooke Baldwin said she craves "more intimacy" in her relationships

--------------

I feel like Shania Twain's "If you're not in it for love" should be played at this point.
Posted by: Decaf at August 19, 2026 05:28 PM (ZNpJk)

Let me explain it for her. She doesn't get to decide if it is a relationship if he just walks off and ghosts her.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 19, 2026 05:29 PM (uhVAy)

326 She didn't say it was a network, she could self fund and put it on Youtube"

YouTube pretends to have standards. OnlyFans? Pronhub?

Posted by: man at August 19, 2026 05:29 PM (XuXeR)

327 No man wants a disgusting, raddled mattressback.

I mean, it happens. Wild Turkey is a helluva drug.

But it's always shameful when it does.

Nobody looks at someone like Brooke and says "hold the phones, Gentlemen! Somebody fuel up my jet! Love is in the air as son as we get those wheels up!"

This is farcical boasting.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 19, 2026 05:29 PM (BI5O2)

328 Don't belittle Piper. She's taller than AtC.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 19, 2026 05:24 PM (0sNs1)

So is a hamster.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 19, 2026 05:30 PM (ExV1e)

329 I feel like I'm reading some kind of offshoot of Tiger Beat, only for 60 tear olds
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at August 19, 2026 05:29 PM (ItWcy)

Not enough gushing over Bobby Sherman for that.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 19, 2026 05:30 PM (uhVAy)

330 including one who "used to run a country,"

==

Bashsar Al-Assad? Maduro got a phone ?

Posted by: runner at August 19, 2026 05:31 PM (g47mK)

331 Now I'm going to picture Piper as looking like Kelly Stables of Two and a Half Men. (Piper, that's a compliment!)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 19, 2026 05:31 PM (wzUl9)

332 >>All those generations of sucking up and they still go for Europe rather than lob one at a carrier or something.

Because they know that the Euros are fags and wouldn't dream of hitting them back.
Posted by: garrett at August 19, 2026 05:29 PM (j09bD)

Well Europe publicly admitted by not joining they don't have the ability to hit them back if they wanted to.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 19, 2026 05:32 PM (uhVAy)

333 Casual sex was 'very much on the table'?

Hokay, you do you - just be careful to not fall off.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 19, 2026 05:32 PM (mx1Q2)

334 No. Men keep saying that this isn't what we want. Women keep telling us that we're wrong. From their perspective, since some guy will bang them, their strategy is working.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 19, 2026 05:25 PM (ExV1e)
------

Just like ridiculous push-broom looking fake eyelashes, lip fillers, bladed eyebrows, cheek fillers, Brazilian butt lifts, ridiculous bolt-on cans, and all the other dumb shit women do to their bodies.

Men. Do. Not. Want. This. Shit. We do not find it attractive or sexy. We have told women this since any of it got started. They still fucking do it, for...reasons.

Posted by: ballistic at August 19, 2026 05:32 PM (oqH4h)

335 Can't be Mujtaba, he ghey. Also dead.

Posted by: runner at August 19, 2026 05:32 PM (g47mK)

336 288 As The Federalist previously reported, Grassley revealed ... FBI Field Offices ...the Biden family ... FBI maintained over 40 Confidential Human Sources ... criminal information relating to Joe Biden, James Biden, and Hunter Biden.
--

Top Men

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 19, 2026 05:32 PM (BzKNL)

337 I believe Brooke just as much as the Indian scammed who said his hot, rich boss forced herself on him after saying "I bet your little Asian fish-head wife doesn't have cannons like these."

Seriously, that bullshit was more believable than hers.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 19, 2026 05:32 PM (BI5O2)

338 I'd hit it.

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary! at August 19, 2026 05:33 PM (Dv3i1)

339 Now I'm going to picture Piper as looking like Kelly Stables of Two and a Half Men. (Piper, that's a compliment!)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 19, 2026 05:31 PM (wzUl9)

I just assume Piper Laurie, because Piper.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 19, 2026 05:33 PM (uhVAy)

340 I love that Iran is the one that's actually shooting at them, but they still hate Trump more. For making Iran so mad.

It's like blaming the battered wife. Why did you set him off like that?

Posted by: Leupold at August 19, 2026 05:33 PM (eIzlH)

341 Blasting southeast Europe doesn’t strike me as winning move. They just need to keep scaring the ships. Iran is ruled by apocalyptic lunatics. China is not. I wonder how that needle gets threaded. China isn’t interested in Canadian oil tar.
Gas has settled around 3.80$, E0 is 4.55.

Posted by: Accomack at August 19, 2026 05:34 PM (GbONR)

342 I believe Brooke just as much as the Indian scammed who said his hot, rich boss forced herself on him after saying "I bet your little Asian fish-head wife doesn't have cannons like these."

Seriously, that bullshit was more believable than hers.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 19, 2026 05:32 PM (BI5O2)

I'm shocked you would imply that a well regarded mainstream news woman would stretch the truth.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 19, 2026 05:34 PM (uhVAy)

343 revealing four different men recently tried to sleep with her and insisting casual sex was "very much on the table" before she turned them all down.
......

Dick. Tease.

Posted by: wth at August 19, 2026 05:34 PM (UjdFS)

344 320 Lots of attractive women are pint sized. Tina Cole, Barbara Eden, Sally Field, are all about 5'2".
Posted by: Der Volkischer Beobachter at August 19, 2026 05:29 PM (JM9I6)
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My wife is 5'3" and an absolute smoke show, if I do say so myself.

Posted by: ballistic at August 19, 2026 05:34 PM (oqH4h)

345 and all the other dumb shit women do to their bodies.
___

Tattoos and facial piercings are a turn off.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 19, 2026 05:34 PM (Dv3i1)

346 Well Europe publicly admitted by not joining they don't have the ability to hit them back if they wanted to.

Posted by: Oldcat
---

Putin said something about punching England in the nose if it keeps on selling drones to Zelensky.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 19, 2026 05:35 PM (BzKNL)

347 Quick Hits is up.

Posted by: garrett at August 19, 2026 05:35 PM (j09bD)

348 TxMoMe attendee Pro Tip: Whatever activities you may be considering to be "on the table", do not initiate nor perform them on Ben Had's Kitchen Table.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 19, 2026 05:35 PM (0sNs1)

349 ___

Tattoos and facial piercings are a turn off.

Posted by: Chuck Martel
--

Other piercing?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 19, 2026 05:36 PM (BzKNL)

350 I think a lot of women think they are good a sex just because he cums.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 19, 2026 05:36 PM (3cUTc)

351 342 I believe Brooke just as much as the Indian scammed who said his hot, rich boss forced herself on him after saying "I bet your little Asian fish-head wife doesn't have cannons like these."

Seriously, that bullshit was more believable than hers.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 19, 2026 05:32 PM (BI5O2)

I'm shocked you would imply that a well regarded mainstream news woman would stretch the truth.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 19, 2026 05:34 PM (uhVAy)

Dear Penthouse Forum, you won't believe....

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 19, 2026 05:36 PM (mP0Kj)

352 Those are not flattering pictures. And I know it's easy pickings, crashing on a woman who has hit the wall (perhaps 10 years ago for this bint) but I'm just gonna say it...

I would let her eat my butt. I would even allow her the option of jelly or syrup.

Posted by: Seagrams and sprite at August 19, 2026 05:36 PM (Iwv3U)

353 Nood. Quickies.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 19, 2026 05:36 PM (ExV1e)

354 Blasting southeast Europe doesn’t strike me as winning move. They just need to keep scaring the ships. Iran is ruled by apocalyptic lunatics. China is not. I wonder how that needle gets threaded. China isn’t interested in Canadian oil tar.
Gas has settled around 3.80$, E0 is 4.55.
Posted by: Accomack at August 19, 2026 05:34 PM (GbONR)

Closing the straits doesn't help Iran or China. That's why we are doing it ourselves.

We can and do let non-Iran traffic pass as we like and stop all of theirs. The initial logjam of boats has long since moved on.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 19, 2026 05:36 PM (uhVAy)

355 >>The IRGC is reduced to threatening the Yoorups with missile strikes. LOL

Oh. No.
Please.
Not.
Europe.
Posted by: garrett
.......

They could bomb the fuck out of Ukraine for all I care.

Posted by: wth at August 19, 2026 05:37 PM (UjdFS)

356 Putin said something about punching England in the nose if it keeps on selling drones to Zelensky.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 19, 2026 05:35 PM (BzKNL)

They've already started moving ships through the channel and the UK can't even follow them because their boats are in repairs.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 19, 2026 05:38 PM (uhVAy)

357 Blasting southeast Europe doesn’t strike me as winning move. They just need to keep scaring the ships. Iran is ruled by apocalyptic lunatics. China is not. I wonder how that needle gets threaded. China isn’t interested in Canadian oil tar.
Gas has settled around 3.80$, E0 is 4.55.
Posted by: Accomack at August 19, 2026 05:34 PM (GbONR)
====

Yeah. If the Persians go full barmy, that just means the Emirates, the Iraqis, the Sa-00dis, the Turks, and the Syrians will be laying pipe 24-7 paying double-overtime because petroleum is fungible.

And speaking of Brooke Baldwin and laying pipe ...

Posted by: mrp at August 19, 2026 05:38 PM (rj6Yv)

358 And before I go
Make dinner and depart for the evening, here is-for me- a much nicer story about a fisherman from
Mexico rescued from a completely dark cave filled with water. (Obviously he wasn't totally submerged in the water- ) after 15 days. Sunny Skyz site:

https://tinyurl.com/yuzs9ad9

Have a good evening, all.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 19, 2026 05:39 PM (b78el)

359 Who had the Keystone Pipeline on the menu for today?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 19, 2026 05:39 PM (BzKNL)

360 >>The IRGC is reduced to threatening the Yoorups with missile strikes. LOL

Oh. No.
Please.
Not.
Europe.
Posted by: garrett
.......

They could bomb the fuck out of Ukraine for all I care.
Posted by: wth at August 19, 2026 05:37 PM (UjdFS)

That would actually be funny. After all Ukraine was crowing about damaging a boat in the Caspian a little while ago.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 19, 2026 05:43 PM (uhVAy)

361 I guess "leaky" sounded better than "wrinkly scoldy sex."

Posted by: Thatch at August 19, 2026 06:24 PM (Tvija)

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